title: Parse Javascript SDK: After query can't get object methods to work
body: <p>Has this happened to anyone? None of the Parse.Object methods are working for me. 
  Globally I defined the following:</p>
  
  <pre><code>var object = Parse.Object.extend("Object")
  var x = new object();
  var query = new Parse.Query(object);
  query.equalTo("somekey", "someValue");
  
  function someFunction() {
  query.first({
      success: function(x) {
          x.remove("differentKey","differentValue");
          x.save();
  }
  })
  }
  </code></pre>
  
  <p>my terminal tells me that x.remove is false.  </p>
  
  <p>Why is this? How do I fix it? </p>