title: SQL Error 1630: Function SUBSTRING does not exist.. huh?
body: <p>Right. So I've created a stored procedure in a MySQL DB which happens to use SUBSTRING.</p>
  
  <p>Running the procedure via a query gives me:</p>
  
  <blockquote>
    <p>SQL Error 1630: Function mydatabase.SUBSTRING does not exist</p>
  </blockquote>
  
  <p>Beg your pardon?</p>