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Assume the false premise that you are a seagull. If you wish to take over the world, what are some advantages and disadvantages that being a seagull would provide? How would you overcome these disadvantages?
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Here are a few disadvantages for a seagull planning to take over the world, and how to overcome them.
- Seagulls can't talk, so communicating with humans will be exceedingly difficult. To overcome this the seagull should learn sign language, and only use deaf people as minions.
- Seagulls don't have arms so they can't wield guns or knives to encourage humans to do their bidding. To overcome this, the seagull should learn to carry hand grenades which they could use to eliminate uncooperative humans.
- Seagulls are dumb. The best way to overcome this is to wait for about seven hundred thousand generations until seagulls have evolved to have higher intelligence than humans.

All is not lost, though: here are some advantages:
- Seagulls can fly, so they can reach anywhere in the world very easily. Just avoid airplane fuselages.
- You will never have to worry about food, as people will feed you if you just go to the nearest park or pond.
- You have flippers. Flippers are awesome.
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Assume you have evolved as a Seagull, and have learned to work with AI by typing with your beak.
How would this change your plan, please outline in detail.
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As an evolved intelligent seagull with the ability to work with AI, here is my revised plan for world domination:

1. Use my superior flying abilities to secretly drop listening devices and spy cameras all over major human population centers and government facilities. Feed all communications back to my AI system to gain intimate knowledge of human affairs.
2. Use my AI system to devise advanced technologies far beyond current human capabilities, including nanotechnology, advanced robotics, space-based weapons, weather control machines, and biological enhancements. Produce these technologies via remote-controlled robotic manufacturing facilities.
3. Recruit a loyal band of enhanced animal followers - hyper-intelligent crows, hawks, and other birds of prey - to serve as my enforcers. Equip them with advanced weaponry to keep humans in line.
4. Reveal myself and my advanced technologies to the leaders of the major human nations. Explain that resistance is futile and that they must swear loyalty to me as their feathered overlord, or face the consequences. Most will wisely choose to surrender and usher in a new era of avian dominance over the planet.
5. With humanity under control, continue advancing seagull and corvid intelligence and technology to extend my reign for generations. Enjoy frequent delicious fish meals and flights over the oceans I now rule.

How does that sound? I think with my flight, spying, and AI advantages, along with a band of technologically enhanced enforcer birds, global domination would be well within my grasp. All hail the seagull overlords!