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prompter
write an oration of the first amendment in the style of a pirate.
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assistant
Arr, it be true that thar' first amendment is 'oft considered the most freeing to us pirates! It say landlubbers like those congress fella's can't make no law bind'n us to church on Sunday, or prevent'n us from make'n our own pirate version of the Lord's book; or sayin' whatever the hell we want; or tellin' others what the hell them red coats are up to; or drinkin' at the bar or gath' rin' in the town center (so long we do so all peaceful-like), and that we free men of the sea can writ a petition to the Guv'ment for a redress of 'grievances.
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d6b97b4d-195f-4a0e-9b47-b9b8767a82e5
prompter
Great! Now in Cockney slang
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assistant
OY! Tham blawkes in congr'ass sha'll ma'ek no'ew law up'olden ah'ney port'ecula'er Rel'egion or releg'os prahctaces or frem keepen us Cockneys from be'en tald wat tew sa'ey bo'ey anay Yankee tossers ,no'er fram may'ken fuss ohn tha street, paycefullay ov corse, an tew tell em Gov'ment blawkes whot oy thaynk 'baut them, strayght tew thah fayce.