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[Assistant] Herbert coming to my bedside when he came in, for I went straight to bed, dispirited and fatigued, made the same report. Opening one of the windows after that, he looked out into the moonlight, and told me that the pavement was as solemnly empty as the pavement of any cathedral at that same hour. Next day I set myself to get the boat. It was soon done, and the boat was brought round to the temple stairs.


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[Assistant] But I knew well enough how to shoot the branch after seeing it done.


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[Assistant] And he never brought me a single word of intelligence that was at all alarming. Still,


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[Assistant] I knew that there was cause for alarm, that I could not get rid of the notion of being watched.


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[Assistant] Once received, it is a haunting idea. How many undesigning persons I suspected of watching me, it would be hard to calculate.


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[Assistant] In short, I was always full of fears for the rash man who was in hiding.


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[Assistant] Herbert had sometimes said to me that he found it pleasant to stand at one of our windows after dark, when the tide was running down, and to think that it was flowing, with everything it bore, towards clearer.


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[Assistant] There'll be no need to do that, my darling, no need at all. Why, Chester? Because I'll be leaving, Jessica. When? Let me surprise you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm, I'm safe, but you know, my mom, I just got off the phone with my mom, man, and she, uh, is diverting and it's, it's changing course, so they're gonna be okay, uh.


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[Assistant] Lot of rain, little bit of wind, but, uh, not too much damage in the area of, uh, Tampa that my mom is in, so. Okay.


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[Assistant] That we lose Ryan Jensen from an injury they're having a whole year ago. Tristan Wirbs had to go see a psychiatrist because his mental capacity couldn't have them moving from the right to the left.


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[Assistant] All that being said, if Canales can come in and establish his offense.


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[Assistant] The way he, the way Seattle tried to do theirs a little bit last year, take a lot of pressure off that quarterback, especially, and I'm not excited about Baker Mayfield being named number one. That's just point one period. I don't think Trask.


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[Assistant] But I think the defense is going to be what we're going to have to rely on big time this year. And I still want to know what Logan Hall is going to be able to step up and do and Joe Trion, Shayanka.


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[Assistant] He can't keep getting close to the quarterback. He gotta get to him and bring him down on the ground. But our third round pick this year, Yahya Diaby, he's been amazing to everybody in camp and I think


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[Assistant] He's going to end up in that star rotation with Joe Tryon Shank is not getting pressure on the quarterback. Like we, we're going to have to have to carry us. I mean, and we got to establish a running game. It's just wow.


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[Assistant] I mean, we can't get a right at the quarterback position for some reason, and I'm hoping that that streak runs out.


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[Assistant] We'll have to start over next year. So if Caleb Williams is the guy to come in and break their streak, so be it, but.


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[Assistant] Let me be clear, I did not say it. No, no, hey, it was, it was a fan. I don't even know if I said the Falcons because it was typed up and it looked like a Falcons fan typed it. And for them to say we had 18 games a season, I really think it was a foul hand.


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[Assistant] And I, I never thought, I didn't think I would say that before, but I think he's playing good enough to where we got a three. Now who's going to get him the ball? That's the thing that I'm open to.


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[Assistant] That's pretty good. As I started running back, uh, he was catching on. He's good with the Chase Edmonds. We got a free agency this year, B, our number two. And I still like, I love Keyshawn Vaughn. I just think he's used a lot on special teams, hadn't got a lot of carries, but the games they did using


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[Assistant] Like I said, the number one concern that I have, y'all know it because of Sean and Dave had to deal with this dude. They had Baker Mayfield in Carolina. And it's just.


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[Assistant] Cause you can't do that. If they have him lucky, it'd be okay. But I mean, I do like to bucking in his defense. Bringing everybody back. It all depends. I hope Kalaja Kansy is the guy. Yeah, I love Kalaja Kansy. How they use him. Uh, he's a shorter.


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[Assistant] So, you know, having Jamel Dean back, Ryan Neal, Carlton Davis, and Whitfield, you know, if we can keep Antoine Whitfield healthy.


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[Assistant] I like our secondary, I like our front. Like I said, Joe Treyarchenko's got to bring it now. You know, going into this year, all this talent and hype coming out of Washington being the first round draft pick. We got to put pressure on the quarterback. We got to get the ball back for our offense, so.


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[Assistant] It might change a little bit because it now, it puts, we got, uhm,


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[Assistant] You gotta put Robert Hainsey back in center. He a tall center man, that always scares me, you gotta get that tall center. I hate tall centers, yeaah. You see, cause Cody Mock, you know, second round pick, he's played all five positions in college. Very athletic. I mean, it's, it's probably gonna be, be a wild couple of games in to see what the right chemistry is gonna be and who we're gonna have to move around.


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[Assistant] The way the defense events rush in today's game.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the way they call plays, I don't think it's as old school and traditional way you gotta have.


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[Assistant] Cause if his mind's not right, I'm gonna give a damn what it is.


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[Assistant] It's hard, I'm trying to remember the guy's name, he played for the Giants, I think, no, for the Patriots for a long time, protecting Tom Brady. He goes to New York, gets in big contract, they switch sides, and in three years, they're like, this is the biggest bust of free agency ever, and they get rid of it.


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[Assistant] You know, for a long time, we made fun of the NFC East because of the NFC Leafs. So I think a lot of those fans, as soon as they were able.


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[Assistant] To take shots at the NRC South, it was like machine gun fire. But I think the South is going to be a way better division than a lot of people, uh, going to give us credit for this year.


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[Assistant] Well, mine is about to look a lot different than the previous two that we've heard, but it's okay.


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[Assistant] Uhm, with the defenses being pretty competitive in this division, I do think that our defense will give us a chance. I believe the Saints might be the number one team because they do have the most proven quarterback out of everybody in the division. I heard you say that about Derek Carr. But I got Saints, Bucks, Panthers, and then the Falcons.


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[Assistant] Baker Mayfield don't have to go through too much. Let's run the ball, make good passes. I know that sounds easier than what it is. But, you know, this might be the year Baker surprised everybody.


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[Assistant] And they were doing Pat and Go when he, he overthrew the tight end like by five yards. And there was nobody on him. I mean, it was just straight Pat and Go.


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[Assistant] And that's still, them last couple games in college made me still shake my hand. I know, I know I shouldn't hold that against him.


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[Assistant] To get somebody in front of him. His running back is a headcase and don't want to play for him. He really need that run game to help him out. So, I just think he in a bad situation.


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[Assistant] To have a big buck in their news every time that different stuff comes out.


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[Assistant] I mean, again, I appreciate doing this with y'all, man. I have a blast every time I'm on here and thank y'all for always keeping it lively and entertaining.


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[Assistant] Why do you call me Sir John? I'm only plain John Derbyfield.


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[Assistant] I am Minister Tringham. I know a lot about history.


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[Assistant] You are from the old and noble Durberville family.


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[Assistant] Sir Pagan Durberville is also a relative.


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[Assistant] He came from Normandy in 1066 with William the Conqueror. Really?


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[Assistant] This family owned land and did work for the king for more than a century.


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[Assistant] There have been a lot of Sir Johns in the Durberville family. Minister Chingham, do many people know this?


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[Assistant] Nobody knows the whole story. I found out last spring.


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[Assistant] I have an old silver spoon and an old seal at home.


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[Assistant] Where do the Debrevilles live? Nowhere. The noble family is no more.


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[Assistant] Your dead family lies at the Kingsbeer Sub-Greenhill Church, the Durbervilles no longer own land. What should I do about this?


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[Assistant] It is just an interesting fact. Goodnight.


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[Assistant] Take this basket, boy. Please do something for me.


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[Assistant] Why do you order me around and call me boy? You know my real name, and I know yours. But you don't," said John. Fred, I am really a member of a noble family. I am really Sir John Durberville, and I have a family to prove it.


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[Assistant] Now, take my basket, go to the village and send a horse and carriage to me. I won't give you a penny.


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[Assistant] What did you call him? Edward asked curiously. She blushed again.


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[Assistant] Yes it was. What? He paused and then said.


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[Assistant] Rosalie assured her. Their heads were close together, gold and mahogany.


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[Assistant] Edward was staring off into space, his face blank as he listened.


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[Assistant] What? Bella asked, her face just glowing away.


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[Assistant] At first he didn't answer, and then, shocking all the rest of us again, three distinct and separate gasps, he laid his ear tenderly against her belly. He loves you, Edward whispered, sounding dazed.


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[Assistant] Absolutely adores you. In that moment I knew that I was alone. All alone.


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[Assistant] I'd counted on him to hate that revolting thing killing Bella more than I hated it. I'd trusted him with that. Yet now they were together.


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[Assistant] The two of them bent over the budding invisible monster with their eyes lit up like a happy family. And I was all alone with my hatred and the pain that was so bad it was like being tortured.


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[Assistant] Like being dragged slowly across a bed of razor blades.


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[Assistant] And I watched my pain ripple across Edward's face as he trespassed in my head again.


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[Assistant] Edward darted to a small end table and ripped something from the drawer there. He tossed it at me and I caught the object reflexively. Go Jacob, get away from here. He didn't say it harshly. He threw the words at me like they were a life preserver. He was helping me find the escape I was dying for. The object in my hand was a set of car keys.


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[Assistant] Chapter 4 Sunday Classes at the Church The sun rose over a quiet world and looked warmly down upon the peaceful village. That morning, all of the families began their day by praying together.


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[Assistant] After saying his morning prayers with his family, Tom studied the Bible.


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[Assistant] Because today, he had to go to Sunday school. Tom was trying to remember five of the shortest sentences in the book, so he could say them in class.


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[Assistant] With help from Aunt Polly's daughter, Mary, he soon learned them.


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[Assistant] She helped him to put on his nice Sunday clothes.


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[Assistant] He was disappointed that she made him wear shoes. He hated shoes. And he hated his church lessons. But Mary and Sid loved them.


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[Assistant] When he came to the church entrance, he saw a friend there and asked him,


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[Assistant] Billy accepted Tom's offer and gave him the ticket.


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[Assistant] And for the next ten minutes, Tom bought more and more tickets, some blue, some red, from other boys he met at the dorm. Children were given tickets for learning Bible sentences. Blue meant that two sentences had been learned.


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[Assistant] Red meant 20 and yellow meant 200.


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[Assistant] If a student had ten yellow tickets, he would win a Bible. It was a great honor to win this.


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[Assistant] Although Tom didn't really care about having a new Bible.


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[Assistant] He loved the idea of being the only student to get it.


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[Assistant] At the beginning of class, the teacher told the children to be good, sit up straight and listen carefully.


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[Assistant] Tom noticed three men and a woman enter the classroom while the teacher was talking. The woman had a child with her.


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[Assistant] It was the new girl whom he had seen the other day He wanted her to see him


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[Assistant] So he started to hit and play with his friends sitting near him.


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[Assistant] The teacher asked the five new people to come to the front of the class and then introduced them to the students. Everyone knew the first man, Mr. Thatcher, because he was from the same village, but the other gentleman was his brother, Judge Thatcher. He had just moved to this village with his family, and he was a very interesting man,


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[Assistant] Who had traveled to many different parts of the world.


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[Assistant] That day, in order to impress Judge Thatcher, the teacher hoped a student would come to class with ten yellow tickets.


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[Assistant] But, of course, this was not something that happened often. He didn't really expect this to happen. He just hoped he might be lucky.


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[Assistant] Looking around the room, he saw that none of the students had enough tickets. He became disappointed. But then...


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[Assistant] Tom Sawyer approached him holding nine yellow tickets, nine red tickets, and ten blue tickets. The teacher's dream had come true.


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[Assistant] And it was even more surprising that it was Tom Sawyer who had them.


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[Assistant] He never expected Tom to learn more than 10 sentences in his whole life.


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[Assistant] The boys who had sold their tickets to Tom felt terribly jealous now. They wished they had kept them.


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[Assistant] They had been tricked by Tom so many times that the only thing they could feel now was anger. Tom felt proud standing next to the judge. He was also very nervous. Not because the judge was a great man.


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[Assistant] But because he was the father of that beautiful blue-eyed and yellow-haired girl. The judge then spoke to him.


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[Assistant] Tom suddenly became frightened and embarrassed. He looked at his feet.


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[Assistant] The teacher knew that Tom had not really learned all of those sentences, but asked Tom to answer the judge's question anyway.


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[Assistant] The names of the first two followers of Jesus Christ were? Tom thought of two names from the book. He wasn't sure who they were or what they had done.


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[Assistant] But he knew that they were very popular names and that the names always appeared together. David and Goliath. This of course was terribly wrong.


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[Assistant] Because, although David and Goliath were from the Bible, they hadn't been followers of Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] David was a young boy, and Goliath was a huge man of very great size and strength. But when they fought,


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[Assistant] Even though David was much smaller, he managed to kill Goliath.


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[Assistant] Let us move on to the next part of the story.


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[Assistant] In order to save Tom from further embarrassment.


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[Assistant] I'm on Wii Sports Resort today. Now if you recall, I went pro on every sport on Wii Sports Resort. And I left it at that for that series. I'm gonna pick up where I left off on basketball. I'm starting with basketball because...


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[Assistant] Well, it's basketball. I wanna see if I still got it. You know, I- I started off very rough in Wii Sports ba- bas- basketball, and I think I've blossomed into a young Curry, Lebron-ish type,


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[Assistant] I'm at 1066 skill level, meaning I'm only 400, essentially, off.


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[Assistant] Is going to be getting to Tommy and beating Tommy. I wanna see if I can still beat him. It's been a couple years since the last time I, uh,


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[Assistant] Since the last time I played Tommy, I had to focus on that block right there.


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[Assistant] Just look at her little icon in the top left. She looks like a pig. This is like Team Ugly we're playing against. None of them are real. Much to look at.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. Nooo! We gave them points.


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[Assistant] I am seven for seven. I'm going for the perfect game.


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[Assistant] I'm not swatting. Usually I'm more of a swatter. But, okay. Well, it's only a two.


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[Assistant] What is that? 8? 8 for 8. That could be a challenge I do at some point. Go pro. Or get to, or get to Tommy at least. Uh oh. Oh no. Oh no.


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[Assistant] What a defensive floundering we've had at the end of this game though.


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[Assistant] So that would have just failed the challenge I just came up with. At least I didn't give him that.


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[Assistant] We only win by 16, which I believe winning by 18 gives you max skill points possible. So not, not the best day for the team. See, we only get 168 only. If you haven't caught on by this point, my strategy is not to go in right there. It's to,


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[Assistant] So that's what you can't have happen when you go to shoot the ball. Uh, them jumping at the exact same time as you.


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[Assistant] OH WHAT?! How did that not go in?


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[Assistant] No, I don't think so. We're getting them pretty well on the defensive side.


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[Assistant] Our offense though, this game, is rather questionable.


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[Assistant] Okay, I did the same damn thing again! Why are we so shit now at shooting threes?


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[Assistant] Okay, this is your chance. And of course you prick it! We cannot make that shot anymore. Uh oh. Well that, the, uh, the white, uh, frickin'.


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[Assistant] Pasty over here is ruining our entire game.


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[Assistant] Giving him a free two points at the end. We need a three here. We need a three here to give us a little bit more separation which will give us more skill points.


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[Assistant] I like it. I love it when they pass it right over there and they try to fast dribble in and I can just swat the shit out of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just glasses, dude. It's cause you're wearing glasses. Oh, fuck me. Oh well. You missed.


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[Assistant] Okay, this guy has me nervous now. So I did the premature, or not premature, but I did the very quick ejaculation of the ball. And... I missed.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're going, we're going to the, my weak side here.


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[Assistant] I couldn't even pass it in time! Yeah, suck my-


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[Assistant] And now we need good defense here to not give up any points. And then, uh oh.


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[Assistant] We actually did the good defense part, which somewhat shocks me.


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[Assistant] Ooh, buzzer beater! How do you like that? Gives us a 21-8 win, which I- I don't think it's gonna be quite enough to get to Tommy.


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[Assistant] No, 1486 probably is just gonna leave us short.


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[Assistant] No. No it does not. We've made it to Tommy.


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[Assistant] So this is real. This is where Wii Sports Basketball is very real. If you haven't, for some reason, for some ungodly reason, ever played Tommy, or watched people play Tommy, or me play Tommy, or someone play Tommy, this is real. This is the realest of the real shit.


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[Assistant] I can't believe Eva, I cannot believe Eva missed jump there. But it turns night time and this team is bonkers.


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[Assistant] Shit titties! Here's what we're gonna do this time.


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[Assistant] I had the grand idea of shooting right off the bat, like, like, right as soon as I pressed P, B going, P, B going for it. And of course he somehow read that.


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[Assistant] And somehow my defense just got crisscrossed like a shoelace, leaving Eva wide open for a dunk.


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[Assistant] Okay, I do not like it when you go in. Go out!


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[Assistant] Oh, we almost got it swatted there. Oh, Tommy!


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[Assistant] I thought I had him. I thought I had him cause the time left. I could jump there and for sure get it. But no, no, no, of course there's an extra second left that you could frickin' diddle my frickin' taint hairs. Of course, it's Tommy. Ooh, Tommy flinched. And I bricked. Way to go. Oh, you fucking suck.


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[Assistant] No, that was a fake. No, that wasn't a travel, that was a FAKE! Fucking stupid ass game.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was nice. We actually got it over Tommy, and we didn't make it.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, I blocked Tommy, I timed it. Now we just need to make shots.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it should be nine to two right now. I have bricked two threes. Two massive threes. Oh, that was pretty big though.


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[Assistant] Wow, this is massive. I-I think I should burn some clock. If I wanted to play way more strategically in this game,


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[Assistant] But my players also make me nervous that they're gonna get it swatted away if I play with it too much.


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[Assistant] Oh, that, that, that realistically was a swat away and it's still 9-2. But I'll still take 9-4.


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[Assistant] What we need to do is more of that, that pick setup, although this is, oh no. I thought I had, wait. I thought I had an uncontested three right there, but.


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[Assistant] Nah, that's, well, you know, it's a 2 still. That's fine. I'd rather him take the 2, and instead of the 3. Because he was gonna go for a 3, if I waited any longer.


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[Assistant] We need a three here, if we get a three here, but we need to not turn it over. Oh boy, I gotta shoot, cause my team's doing stupid shit. Okay, that was massive.


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[Assistant] I think that, that sealed the game. Even if they get a three here, I get possession back and I can milk the clock.


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[Assistant] Go team. That was a weird voice line. Uh oh. Oh, fuck me. Why does my team do that? It doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, and I blocked it anyway. I can't believe I blocked Eva twice in a row.


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[Assistant] Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. Now, whatever.


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[Assistant] I won. I, I still kinda got it. I've, I figured out Tommy and I didn't forget. The muscle memory in my brain is still there. It wasn't my first try though, but it was my second try.


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[Assistant] And that's it. I beat Tommy. Hoop Hero. That's what you get when you beat Tommy. Now you can learn something from me here. I'm done.


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[Assistant] There is no evidence of collusion or even the desire to collude with the Russians by anyone in the Trump campaign. It is something that was true 48 hours ago. Because now, yeaah.


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[Assistant] We learned yesterday that on June 9th of last year, Donald Trump Jr. met with a Russian lawyer after being promised damaging information on Hillary Clinton. Wow. You. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The meeting took place at Trump Tower and included Jared Kushner and then Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and proves that at least some in the campaign were willing to accept Russian help. So, it's not a smoking gun, but it is a gun meeting with a Russian bullet about their mutual desire to smoke.


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[Assistant] Pretty damning. But Don Jr. had a good explanation. It was a short introductory meeting. I asked Jared and Paul to stop by. We primarily discussed a program about the adoption of Russian children.


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[Assistant] So, in the end, much ado about nothing other than the fact that five White House advisors then confirmed that Don Jr. only took the meeting because the lawyer promised to provide damaging information on Hillary Clinton. Hee hee, ha, ooh, ha, ee.


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[Assistant] Happens all the time. Happens all the time. Now, uh, Don Jr. claims he didn't know her name, but it turns out she's a Kremlin-connected lawyer named Natalia Veselnitskaya.


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[Assistant] Although she also answers to her Bond Girl name, Corruption Galore.


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[Assistant] But he was disappointed by Natalia Veselnitskaya.


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[Assistant] Instead, Natalia Veselnitskaya.


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[Assistant] That's like saying, yes, your honor, I broke into the house, but there was nothing worth stealing. So if you think about it, they were robbing me. And...


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[Assistant] The acquaintance from Miss Universe, who set up this meeting between Don Jr. and the Russian attorney, is a guy named Rob Goldstone, a music publicist, who, on the day after Trump's election, posted a picture of himself on Instagram wearing a Russian t-shirt.


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[Assistant] Did it at the request of a Russian pop star he manages named Emin Agaralov, who is the son of Aris Agaralov, billionaire Russian oligarch, friend of Putin, and sponsor of Trump's 2013 Miss Universe pageant. Trump even appeared in one of Emin Agaralov's videos.


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[Assistant] The religious stories and the pictures alongside charmed her.


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[Assistant] The songs she learned in the music lessons were all about faith and the religious stories she was told in school.


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[Assistant] She wept a great deal for a few days when her mother died.


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[Assistant] She kept a piece of her mother's hair with her to remember when she wrote letters home to her father full of sadness.


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[Assistant] She asked that when she died she would be buried with her mother. Her father thought she must be ill and came to see her.


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[Assistant] Emma soon grew distant, paying little attention to her lessons. She loved the church for its flowers, music for the song's words, poems for its emotional language, and began to hate hearing the lessons of the church and the rules that went along. When her father took her away, no one missed her when she left. Home once more, Emma at first enjoyed commanding the servants, but she soon grew tired of the country,


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[Assistant] At the time of Charles' first appearance at Les Bretaux, Emma was tired of the world. She believed she had nothing more to learn and nothing more to feel.


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[Assistant] Then she realized that she would get nervous if Charles was around.


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[Assistant] She believed that, perhaps, she could fall in love with this man.


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[Assistant] Although she knew that the peacefulness of her present life could never be the happiness she dreamed of.


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[Assistant] Chapter 5 Emma went upstairs. There was no furniture in the first room. She walked into the second, the bride's room.


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[Assistant] Thinking of her own wedding bouquet packed away in her luggage and wondering what would happen to it if she were to die.


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[Assistant] She spent the first few days deciding how to redecorate the house. Her husband was happy with his new life


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[Assistant] A meal together and a walk along the road in the evening completed his happiness.


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[Assistant] In bed in the morning he would watch the sunlight fall on her pale cheeks.


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[Assistant] As he would leave in the morning he would blow her a kiss. She waved in answer and shut the window. He left. When, till now, had life been good to him? In his school days?


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[Assistant] And never had enough money to take out a young lady.


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[Assistant] And then, for 14 months, he had lived with the widow who cried all the day and night. But now, this pretty woman he loved was his for life.


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[Assistant] Before the wedding she had believed herself in love.


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[Assistant] But not having found the happiness that results from love, she now believed she was mistaken.


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[Assistant] And Emma wondered what exactly love meant in life, which had looked so beautiful in books.


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[Assistant] You ain't here to spell. Joe and I'll take a turn down to Cross Street. We'll get some money somewhere.


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[Assistant] When I returned to London, I was delighted to discover that Dora's aunts had decided to allow me to visit her.


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[Assistant] So every Saturday and Sunday I walked to their house in Putney and spent the afternoons there. Sometimes Doris sang or played the guitar. Sometimes we walked by the river.


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[Assistant] And sometimes I brought traddles or my aunt with me. What happy times they were. Mr. Spenlow had seemed a very rich man to me.


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[Assistant] But when he died the lawyers discovered that Dora would not inherit much from him after all, as there were many debts to pay.


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[Assistant] So I continued as secretary to Dr. Strong and also began reporting what was said in Parliament for the daily newspapers. I even wrote some stories which were published in magazines and was very pleased with the money I was earning.


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[Assistant] So everyone in the village was again talking about Tom.


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[Assistant] People, both young and old, respected him more and more. The village newspaper wrote a story about him, and this impressed people even more.


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[Assistant] Some thought him great enough to one day become the American president.


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[Assistant] So Muff Potter was now free again, and everyone treated him like they had before he'd been arrested.


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[Assistant] He seemed to forgive most of the people for hating him so much while he was in jail. Even though these were exciting days for Tom, he was still very frightened about Indian Joe. And Huck was also afraid. Although he was happy for Muff Potter,


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[Assistant] He was angry with Tom for breaking their agreement.


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[Assistant] He worried that some people might know that he'd been there too.


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[Assistant] But most of all, he feared that Indian Joe knew.


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[Assistant] And no one knew where Indian Joe was hiding.


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[Assistant] You have to understand what created Sunday Listed. This is a kid, and I say kid advisedly, in Arkansas. Fathers of sharecroppers.


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[Assistant] And he's probably 8, 9, 10 years old. Somewhere in that range. And the mule dies.


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[Assistant] And the father who used to beat the crap out of him anyway, constantly, says, you're the mule.


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[Assistant] And he's, the mule trotting, the furrow, he's in the field, you know. He said, dad, I'm not taking this crap anymore. And he ran away. Now, when a kid runs away, you know, he goes around the block and says, uh, I'll show them I won't be home for supper, you know.


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[Assistant] He was one of the hardest hitters who ever lived.


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[Assistant] Boom, boom, boom, big bang, boom, fight over.


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[Assistant] Everybody knows that the best heavyweight in the world at this time was Charles Sonny listed.


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[Assistant] There was no number two. Everybody knew it, okay? The question was, was he going to be permitted to fight for the title?


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[Assistant] Frankie Carbo was the uncrowned undercover sub-rosa czar of boxing.


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[Assistant] And he loved to see great fights. He'd make the fights he wanted to see because when it was over, the guy that was standing was gonna be his guy anyway because he would muscle in and take the guy. Blinky was a faithful lieutenant who was out front a little bit more. Sonny was one of his guys.


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[Assistant] How did they get starting to renounce these two guys? They told them, renounce us.


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[Assistant] They didn't care, they're gonna get the money, they're gonna get, what do they care if some senator makes a score? It means nothing to them as long as they're free to walk the streets and at that time they were.


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[Assistant] Which managed by a guy named Cuss the model. And Cuss was a very sweet guy.


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[Assistant] He knew a number of things about Patterson. He knew that Patterson was quick, had the right moves in the ring, that he could throw an awful lot of punches. Fast hands, fast hands, fast hands.


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[Assistant] But he may have had the feet of a ballet star, but he had the chin of a poet. And, and, and Kush knew that.


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[Assistant] And he knew that if he ever got in the ring with Sonny Listed, we would hear the tinkle of glass just once and the fight would be over.


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[Assistant] Sonny was spectacular with little children and old people.


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[Assistant] Because they were non-threatening. And you gotta remember this about Sonny. Sonny, again, was a very threatening guy who broke the law and I'm not trying to clean up his image in any way, shape, or form, but he was also a guy who...


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[Assistant] We're threatened by everybody, as well as he threatened people. So the kids and the old people, he loved.


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[Assistant] There was a constant war between him and the police. The police wanted him out of town. And I always thought if he had any brains he would have gotten out of town a lot sooner because this was, you know, this was a war he wasn't gonna win.


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[Assistant] He went in one of these drive-through hamburger joints and came out the entrance instead of the exit. Suddenly there's two police cars there, you know, bang, bang, bang. What did you do? I mean, it's like he stole the crown jewels or something. The guy went out there, he took the wrong arrow, but they didn't like him, he didn't like them. And it was shortly after that that he moved to Las Vegas.


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[Assistant] He claimed he couldn't see. He said he felt like he was blind.


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[Assistant] There's a strong story and, and it, in my mind it has some credence. Uh, there's a coagulant called Monzel. It's illegal, you can't use it because it's very dangerous to the eyes.


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[Assistant] The story is that somebody splashed Monzo on the gloves. The story that I hear is that he did not splash it on by accident.


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[Assistant] Listen was out of shape. Listen is starting to puff like a beached whale. Listen is getting very discouraged. And when that


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[Assistant] Bell rings. Ali has survived the greatest single crisis in his life.


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[Assistant] Never mind the count. He can't make Ali go to the corner.


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[Assistant] Liston is looking up like, get this fool away, hit 10, and let's get it over with. Cause listen, I'm thinking in my mind, in looking back, not when it happened, but in looking back, I'm thinking Liston is saying, screw you, I have enough money to air condition hell, and this guy is young and he's gonna kill me. I'm not getting up. And that's what I think happened in that fight.


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[Assistant] There are more theories about what killed Sonny Liston, who killed Sonny Liston, why he was killed, whether it was a natural death, whether he was a drug addict, whether he was killed by the mob, or whether he just died. Although there are more theories about that.


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[Assistant] Then there are about how many female visitors there were to the Oval Office in their recent White House.


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[Assistant] Sonny Liston was controlled by two powerful racketeer groups. One situated in St. Louis under the leadership of John Vitale, a notorious union racketeer, and the other controlled by Frank Carbo and Frank Palermo.


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[Assistant] Yes. Oh, well, they've got it in for you. How do you know? I heard them say so. I don't miss much.


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[Assistant] So that's why Mr. Halliwell asked me to come round and see him. That's it. There's three of them here tonight, do you see? Oh, big man at chapel.


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[Assistant] You've been enjoying yourself a bit too much, I fancy that. So that's it.


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[Assistant] Yes, but I suppose they don't know any better.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Northrop, I can't believe you've just that pair of hands.


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[Assistant] And don't think I want to come here again. Anyway, my husband wouldn't let me when he hears what I've got to tell him. We've always kept ourselves respectable.


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[Assistant] If you must now, these is two stout empties I am taking away because they belong to me.


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[Assistant] Don't sit there trying to look like duchesses, because I've lived around here too long and I know too much about you. Trying to swank.


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[Assistant] That's why they were so queer. I knew there was something.


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[Assistant] Did you want to see me? No, not particularly.


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[Assistant] No, if we're all going to be on our dignity, let's get it right, you're not Mrs. Alliwell. You're Miss Mariah Forsythe.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what men are when they think they're feeling lonely. Especially at Blackpool.


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[Assistant] But where's the mystery coming? Didn't you say more than once that if you hadn't been married already, you'd have married me?


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[Assistant] Now our Violet, you remember our Violet, she married a sergeant in the Duke of Wellington's. The Dirty Thirty Thirds. Now she's in India.


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[Assistant] You've been up for years, lad. I'd rather have Joelle alone, are you? Joelle's had a bit of fun in his time, but you've all been too stingy. Stingy? If anyone else has that to me,


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[Assistant] I reckon no to this for a party, you can't friends enjoy yourselves.


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[Assistant] Hello. You've come to life, have you? Uh, how much do you want?


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[Assistant] For two pins, I'd take him away now and leave you lot to settle your own drolls, if you can.


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[Assistant] I can understand that all right. Yes, but Ariel was separated from his wife and they wanted to be free.


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[Assistant] It's not very fair that Huck doesn't have anyone to greet him.


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[Assistant] Oh, what a wonderful day this has turned out to be.


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[Assistant] Let me hear all of you sing as loud as you can.


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[Assistant] Ain't Yankee. He's from Chinamook. The mountains.


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[Assistant] Educated fellow that, Moes. Engineer says he can read as good as anybody. Better. Read about every book there is, I guess. That's too many.


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[Assistant] I'll be hung for a witch. Old JB Sykes helping somebody. He must be an important guy. What do you suppose a banker wants a man like that for?


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[Assistant] They tell me Young Sykes ain't been seen since the dance Saturday. JB's been asking around. Think Jerry's up to something? How would I know?


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[Assistant] Daniel, a small town's like a stomach, always digesting. Eat a green apple, nothing happens right away. But two hours later, you get a bellyache.


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[Assistant] Shucks, I can catch me a criminal quicker just walking down Main Street and listening than I can with a pack of bloodhounds.


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[Assistant] Seems young Sykes helped himself to around $2,000 out of Papi's cash box. Dog.


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[Assistant] Check the railroad station and the bus stop. Did George pick up the school teacher?


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[Assistant] Sometimes murder is like love. It takes two to commit it. The man who hates and the man who's hated. The killer and the killed.


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[Assistant] What would you say if I told you Daniel killed Jerry Sykes?


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[Assistant] When you used to see him, he must have gone someplace, someplace special. Where?


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[Assistant] Right now I can send Daniel to jail for life. Worst maybe.


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[Assistant] I don't want him punished beyond what's right. He's taken his share already for a long time.


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[Assistant] Jerry's been attacking and deviling them ever since they were school kids.


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[Assistant] Only if you know where to find the boy, find him. Tell him to come back before it's too late. While he still has time to pay his punishment.


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[Assistant] They knew that as soon as, uh, if people began to identify with Cassius and the type of image he was creating, they were going to have trouble out of these Negroes because they'd have Negroes walking around the streets saying, I'm degraded.


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[Assistant] I was surrounded by too many ghosts to return to London and my old life.


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[Assistant] I was selfishly sad that I had lost my child wife and my childhood friend, and sometimes I felt I wanted to die. So I left England and travelled for many months in Europe. I lived in a dark, miserable dream with no hope or interest in my future. One evening I arrived in a village in Switzerland and received a packet of letters that had been waiting for me. The first one I opened was from Agnes.


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[Assistant] She gave me no advice, but she told me simply that she trusted me to find a purpose in life and that she would always be proud of me and love me as a sister. As the light died out of the sky,


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[Assistant] And I watched the color of the snow on the mountain tops change. I felt I was waking from my unhappy dream. And I began to understand how much I loved Agnes. She had been the one who'd always guided and supported me. And now I realized I needed her love for the rest of my life. Had falling in love with Dora been a mistake? We had both been very young, it is true. I had always called Agnes sister.


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[Assistant] I no longer had the right to ask whether her love for me was more than sisterly. However I decided to return.


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[Assistant] And traveled home to England after three years of absence.


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[Assistant] I was delighted to find that Traddles had married his Sophie and was doing well as a lawyer. My aunt had moved back to her old Dover house and was living happily there with Mr. Dick and Peggy. When I visited my aunt, I took the opportunity of asking her about Agnes.


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[Assistant] When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like,


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[Assistant] And since then, for the past 33 years, I've looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself,


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[Assistant] If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?


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[Assistant] And whenever the answer has been no for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.


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[Assistant] Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything


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[Assistant] All external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure. These things just fall away in the face of death. Leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die.


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[Assistant] Is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.


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[Assistant] Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet, death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be. Because death


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[Assistant] It's life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now, the new is you.


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[Assistant] But someday, not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it's quite true. Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people's thinking.


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[Assistant] Don't let the noise of others opinions drown out your own inner voice.


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[Assistant] And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.


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[Assistant] They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.


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[Assistant] Today I am keeping another promise to the American people.


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[Assistant] By nominating Judge Neil Gorsuch of the United States Supreme Court to be of the United States Supreme Court.


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[Assistant] No one seemed to complain when President Obama put a ban on Iraqi refugees coming into this country for six months. Something that he didn't rant and rave about when Obama did in 2011.


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[Assistant] Stan is not a colorful personality, so he needed to have a sports writing community mythify him. And the Barges of St. Louis didn't do that.


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[Assistant] By the way sir, is there any chance yet of my being posted to a squadron?


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[Assistant] The master unit. Now this is stowed usually near the tail in heavy aircraft so that it's as far away as possible from the magnetic influences of the engine and other metal parts of the fuselage. Now another important point is the fact that being gyro controlled, the compass is unaffected by bank.


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[Assistant] What wind are you using? Uh, uh, two for five twenty, sir.


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[Assistant] Carry on with my training, sir. I thought all that was over.


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[Assistant] Well, I better go and get my things together, I suppose. See you at the briefing, Johnny. Bye. So long. So long, kid.


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[Assistant] It's still on fire, Skipper. Right, uh. Violet to all positions. Engine on fire. I'm going to try and put it out by diving.


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[Assistant] Walaikum assalam. Are you okay, Biba?


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[Assistant] His music came from his work on the railroad and from his farm life and from living in rural Mississippi and traveling around on the train as he traveled from place to place.


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[Assistant] He, uh, he loved the railroad. He just didn't want to work on the railroad. He wanted to sing about the railroad. And he's left us many, many wonderful songs. And we appreciate the great value of his music.


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[Assistant] And one of the journalists came and said,


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[Assistant] Okay, and today we're not saying anything new. We are saying that basically the Egyptian tourism deserves to be at the head of this industry.


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[Assistant] They broadened the land and you realize, oh my goodness, there's a wall of this!


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[Assistant] I didn't know! It's like a light bulb has gone off.


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[Assistant] I really did short circuit this suicidal period that I was in. It's not like Magic Bullet that everything's perfect.


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[Assistant] What progress have you made, General Vitruvian, in recruiting your Czech anti-Soviet battalion? You know the furor counts on you.


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[Assistant] I don't see any possible chance of us getting these two birds


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[Assistant] At least. Say, what's the specific gravity of phosphorus, future brother-in-law?


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[Assistant] Gary made sure whatever we did, we did it all together and we did it big and better than anyone else had done it.


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[Assistant] We were at a little small school in Pennsylvania.


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[Assistant] That was sort of like a lost season because we were all asked to become leaders at that time.


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[Assistant] And then he finally ends up with, just relax and go out there and play.


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[Assistant] His emphasis to us was just relax and play your game, your style.


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[Assistant] At some point Gary just sort of standing up at the top holding the ball and just standing there and nobody's coming.


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[Assistant] I love that we have a nice new baby boy. Me too love. It's good having a baby. I love you.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm so happy I'm with you. The world's the best when you're around.


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[Assistant] He's our little offspring. Isn't he beautiful? And he's definitely ours.


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[Assistant] Oh, hello. Oh, this is beautiful. I've never had dinner with a milkman before.


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[Assistant] Fellow Patriots, the time has come. Fellow Patriots, there's work to be done. Raise the invisible torch and pass it along. Keep it burning. Keep it burning forward on the road that has no turning.


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[Assistant] Die if you must for a cause that's just, but shout to the end, no surrender, ever onward.


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[Assistant] No returning till the senseless butcher will be learning that his war isn't won till the last battle's done. Carry on when we are gone. No surrender.


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[Assistant] My name shouldn't be counted in. That was the arrangement when I spoke for you on the radio. Shut up! All three of you!


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[Assistant] It is well that young men should begin at the beginning and occupy the most subordinate positions. Many of the leading businessmen of Pittsburgh had a serious responsibility thrust upon them at the very threshold of their career.


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[Assistant] They were introduced to the broom and spent the first hours of their business lives sweeping out the office.


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[Assistant] I notice we have janitors and janitresses now in offices, and our young men unfortunately miss that salutary branch of a business education.


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[Assistant] But if by chance the professional sweeper is absent any morning, the boy who has the genius of the future partner in him will not hesitate to try his hand at the broom.


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[Assistant] It does not hurt the newest comer to sweep out the office if necessary. I was one of those sweepers myself.


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[Assistant] Assuming that you have all obtained employment and are fairly started, my advice to you is aim high. I would not give a fig for the young man who does not already see himself the partner or the head of an important firm.


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[Assistant] And here is the prime condition of success, the great secret. Concentrate your energy, thought, and capital exclusively upon the business in which you are engaged.


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[Assistant] Having begun in one line, resolve to fight it out on that line, to lead in it, adopt every improvement, have the best machinery, and know the most about it.


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[Assistant] The concerns which fail are those which have scattered their capital, which means that they have scattered their brains also. They have investments in this, or that, or the other, here, there, and everywhere.


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[Assistant] Don't put all your eggs in one basket is all wrong. I tell you, put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket.


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[Assistant] It is easy to watch and carry the one basket. He who carries three baskets must put one on his head, which is apt to tumble and trip him up.


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[Assistant] One fault of the American businessman is lack of concentration.


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[Assistant] And your experience was there were a lot of times when you played while you were wired.


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[Assistant] The gardener sent them in. Says they're for the dining room. I'll have some cider while you're about it.


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[Assistant] It's a morning, uh, quite, uh, frosty morning. Three degrees, uh, uh, below. And yet the, uh, cherry trees are all in, uh, bloom.


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[Assistant] Do not approbate this climate of ours, uh, I do not, uh, uncooperative and, uh, and, uh, untimely. That's, that's what it is.


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[Assistant] Greece help, do you think? Please, go away, you bore me. Every day I, uh, before some new misery, but...


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[Assistant] No longer do I grumble, I even smile at it sometimes. Well, uh, I'll be off then. Well, that's, uh,


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[Assistant] I feel, uh, it's good language, um, exactly the sort of thing I, uh, I didn't mind.


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[Assistant] Now, Susan is seeing Bill's true side now, so hopefully this plot line's coming to a head, and then Johnny slash Scott can actually live his life again instead of living on the nun, and


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[Assistant] Fiona, I've been a criminal. I know I called a battle in the other intro, I'm sorry, it was so long since I'd recorded it.


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[Assistant] Is he gonna say, is Johnny slash Scott gonna tell her? He's a bloody sister. We've just been going on for quite a while. I mean, he started from the first episode, we're now on episode 16. It's like prisoner, that is like starting a storyline and then chopping it to the end, like within a couple of episodes.


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[Assistant] And to my Patreon members, it is you that is bringing the content to me to allow me to bring the content straight back to you. Thank you all ever so much, I love you lots no matter what tier you are. So with that, let's get on to the video.


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[Assistant] Darling. No, you shouldn't have told him. It looks like like shhh. Nothing.


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[Assistant] If you turned into jigsaw, there's nothing in the land with a birch stop on his head.


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[Assistant] I guess someone's gonna be in the bad books for the next few episodes.


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[Assistant] And that is exactly what I meant from the last episode where if I say sign out too early...


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[Assistant] Just my head in. It does, honestly. So sometimes you'll just have me saying, sign out, and then just looking at the camera, just like, thinking, please end, please end.


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[Assistant] Yes, with the glasses, I've got to wear those. I saw an ophthalmologist and they told me I've got persistent eye strain, which means looking at a strain causes my eye to ache a lot behind it, really sharp pain.


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[Assistant] But when looking away from the screen for a while, like going out, anything like that, the symptoms don't go away, they persist. So unfortunately, I've got to wear glasses now to look at the screen. I mean, I'm supposed to wear them all the time, but I don't like them if I'm honest with you.


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[Assistant] They don't suit me whatsoever. So, I take them off for my sign outs and intros. So yes, I hope you enjoyed that episode as well. Things are starting to kick off a bit now.


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[Assistant] I don't like how it's going with Susan and Bill. Think of them Susan, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Yes, you did the lint in the end, but you shouldn't have done the pressure to begin with. As soon as she said no...


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[Assistant] He should have backed off and said okay, whenever you're ready. They are kind of school kids from the grease aspect. They're far too old as an actor to be in school.


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[Assistant] If you have subscribed or followed so far, thank you ever so much. I love you lots for doing so. I do have a Twitter and a Facebook as well. It'll let you know what I'm up to, what's happening. You know, if the channel gets taken down, what's going on there. You'll see me begging to YouTube to reinstate my channel.


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[Assistant] And I could also do with the support if it does go down, you know, people helping me out there as well. Two times it's gone down.


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[Assistant] I've had nobody on my side. All.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've had no one against me, but I've had no one saying, YouTube, come on, keep this channel up, blah, blah, blah. You don't have to if you don't want to. But if you do, Twitter is the place to contact Team YouTube.


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[Assistant] So that'd be the best place to join me. To my Patreon members, it is you that brings the content to me to allow me to bring the content straight back to you. Thank you all ever so much. I love you lots no matter what tier you are. I honestly do.


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[Assistant] Three days per week. Up for you for your exclusive shows. Hopefully. We'll see. But they should be coming soon. The second one should be coming very soon. I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] But with that I shall sign out now and go over to the next one and I hope to see you there. Bye bye.


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[Assistant] How was the food in France then, eh? Did you eat frogs?


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[Assistant] Then, hey presto, there's a railway line. Oh, something across my land and I get paid for it. Something will happen, you see. If not today, then tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Why, I wouldn't be surprised if Darshenka won 200,000 rubles in the lottery. She's got a ticket, Janelle.


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[Assistant] Mr. Pumblechook's premises in the high street of the market town were of a peppercorny and farinaceous character, as the premises of a corn chandler and seedsman should be. It appeared to me that he must be a very happy man, indeed, to have so many little drawers in his shop. And I wondered, when I peeped into one or two on the lower tiers, and saw the tied up brown paper packets inside, whether the flower seeds and bulbs ever wanted of a fine day


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[Assistant] I discovered a singular affinity between seeds and corduroys. Mr. Pumblechook wore corduroys, and so did his shop man.


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[Assistant] And somehow there was a general air and flavour about the cordroys, so much in the nature of seeds, and a general air and flavour about the seeds, so much in the nature of cordroys, that I hardly knew which was which.


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[Assistant] The same opportunity served me for noticing that Mr. Pumblechook appeared to conduct his business by looking across the street at the saddler.


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[Assistant] While the shop man took his mug of tea and hunch of bread and butter on a sack of peas in the front premises.


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[Assistant] Besides being possessed by my sister's idea that a mortifying and penitential character ought to be imparted to my diet,


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[Assistant] That it would have been more candid to have left the milk out altogether. This conversation consisted of nothing but arithmetic.


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[Assistant] On my politely bidding him good morning, he said pompously, Seven times nine, boy.


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[Assistant] And how should I be able to answer, dodged in that way, in a strange place on an empty stomach? I was hungry, but before I had swallowed a morsel, he began a running sum that lasted all through the breakfast. Seven, and four, and eight, and six, and two, and ten.


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[Assistant] And so on. And after each figure was disposed of, it was as much as I could do to get a bite or a sup before the next came.


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[Assistant] While he sat at his ease, guessing nothing, and eating bacon and hot-roll in, if I may be allowed the expression, a gorging and gormandizing manner.


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[Assistant] And fourteen? But I pretended not to hear him, and saw that at the side of the house there was a large brewery. No brewing was going on in it, and none seemed to have gone on for a long, long time. A window was raised, and a clear voice demanded, What's name? To which my conductor replied, Pumblechook. The voice returned, Quite right.


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[Assistant] If Miss Haversham wished to see me, returned Mr. Pumblechook, discomfited.


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[Assistant] She said it so finely, and in such an undiscussable way, that Mr. Pumblechook, though in a condition of ruffled dignity, could not protest. But he eyed me severely, as if I had done anything to him, and departed with the words reproachfully delivered.


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[Assistant] I was not free from apprehension that he would come back to propound through the gate, and sixteen, but he didn't. My young conductress locked the gate, and we went across the courtyard. It was paved and clean, but grass was growing in every crevice. The brewery buildings had a little lane of communication with it, and the wooden gates of that lane stood open, and all the brewery beyond stood open.


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[Assistant] And it made a shrill noise and howling in and out at the open sides of the brewery, like the noise of wind in the rigging of a ship at sea. She saw me looking at it, and she said,


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[Assistant] Though she called me boy so often. And with a carelessness that was far from complimentary, she was of about my own age. She seemed much older than I, of course, being a girl, and beautiful and self-possessed.


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[Assistant] And she was as scornful of me as if she had been one and twenty and a queen.


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[Assistant] We went into the house by a side door. The great front entrance had two chains across it outside, and the first thing I noticed was that the passages were all dark, and that she had left a candle burning there. She took it up, and we went through more passages, and up a staircase, and still it was all dark, and only the candle lighted us. At last we came to the door of a room, and she said, Go in! I answered.


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[Assistant] And scornfully walked away and, what was worse, took the candle with her.


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[Assistant] This was very uncomfortable, and I was half afraid. However, the only thing to be done being to knock at the door, I knocked, and was told from within to enter. I entered, therefore, and found myself in a pretty large room, well lighted with wax candles. No glimpse of daylight was to be seen in it.


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[Assistant] In an armchair, with an elbow resting on the table, and her head leaning on that hand, sat the strangest lady I have ever seen, or shall ever see.


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[Assistant] She was dressed in rich materials, satins and lace and silks, all of white. Her shoes were white.


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[Assistant] And she had a long white veil, dependent from her hair. And she had bridal flowers in her hair. But her hair was white.


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[Assistant] Dresses, less splendid than the dress she wore, and half-packed trunks, were scattered about. She had not quite finished dressing, or she had with one shoe on. The other was on the table near her hand. Her veil was but half arranged, her watch and chain were not put on, and some lace for her bosom lay with those trinkets.


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[Assistant] And with her handkerchief and gloves and some flowers and a prayer book, all confusedly heaped about the looking-glass.


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[Assistant] But I saw that everything within my view, which ought to be white, had been white long ago, and had lost its luster, and was faded and yellow.


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[Assistant] I saw that the bride within the bridal dress had withered like the dress, and like the flowers, and no brightness left but the brightness of her sunken eyes.


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[Assistant] I saw that the dress had been put upon the rounded figure of a young woman, and that the figure upon which it now hung loose had shrunk to skin and bone.


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[Assistant] Once I had been taken to see some ghastly waxwork at the fair.


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[Assistant] Once I had been taken to one of our old marsh churches to see a skeleton in the ashes of a rich dress that had been dug out of a vault under the church pavement.


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[Assistant] It was when I stood before her, avoiding her eyes, that I took note of the surrounding objects in detail.


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[Assistant] And that o'clock in the room had stopped at twenty minutes to nine.


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[Assistant] I regret to state that I was not afraid of telling the enormous lie comprehended in the answer


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[Assistant] Do you know what I touch here? she said.


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[Assistant] She uttered the word with an eager look, and with strong emphasis, and with a weird smile that had a kind of boast in it. Afterwards she kept her hands there for a little while, and slowly took them away, as if they were heavy.


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[Assistant] Play. I think it will be conceded by my most disputatious reader.


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[Assistant] That she could hardly have directed an unfortunate boy to do anything in the wide world more difficult to be done under the circumstances.


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[Assistant] I sometimes have sick fancies, she went on, and I have a sick fancy, but I want to see some play. There, there.


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[Assistant] With an impatient movement of the fingers of her right hand. Play! Play! Play! For a moment, with the fear of my sisters working me before my eyes.


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[Assistant] I had a desperate idea of starting round the room in the assumed character of Mr. Pumblechook's Shays Cart.


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[Assistant] But I thought myself so unequal to the performance that I gave it up.


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[Assistant] And so looking at Miss Havisham, in what I suppose she took for a dogged manner, inasmuch as she said when we had taken a good look at each other, Are you sullen and obstinate?


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[Assistant] I stopped, fearing I might say too much, or had already said it, and we took another look at each other.


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[Assistant] Before she spoke again she turned her eyes from me and looked at the dress she wore, and at the dressing table, and finally at herself in the looking-glass.


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[Assistant] Call Estella!' As she was still looking at the reflection of herself, I thought she was still talking to herself, and kept quiet. "'Call Estella!' she repeated, flashing a look at me. "'You can do that. Call Estella. At the door.' To stand in the dark, in a mysterious passage of an unknown house, bawling Estella


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[Assistant] To a scornful young lady, neither visible nor responsive


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[Assistant] And feeling at a dreadful liberty so to roar out her name, was almost as bad as playing to order. But, she answered at last, and her light came along the dark passage like a star. Miss Havisham beckoned her to come close, and took up a jewel from the table, and tried its effect upon her fair young bosom, and against her pretty brown hair.


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[Assistant] I thought I overheard Miss Havisham answer, only it seemed so unlikely. Well, you can break his heart.


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[Assistant] I noticed that Miss Havisham put down the jewel exactly on the spot from which she had taken it up. As Estella dealt the cards, I glanced at the dressing table again.


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[Assistant] And so that the shoe upon it, once white, now yellow, had never been worn.


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[Assistant] I glanced down at the foot from which the shoe was absent, and saw that the silk stocking on it, once white, now yellow, had been trodden ragged. Without this arrest of everything


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[Assistant] This standing still of all the pale decayed objects, not even the withered bridal dress and the collapsed form could have looked so like grave-clothes, or the long veil so like a shroud. So she sat, corpse-like, as we played at cards, the fillings and trimmings on her bridal dress looking like earthy paper.


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[Assistant] I knew nothing then of the discoveries that are occasionally made of bodies buried in ancient times, which fall to powder in the moment of being distinctly seen. But I have often thought since.


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[Assistant] She must have looked as if the admission of the natural light of day would have struck her to dust.


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[Assistant] Said Estella with disdain, before our first game was out.


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[Assistant] I had never thought of being ashamed of my hands before, but I began to consider them a very indifferent pair. Her contempt for me was so strong that it became infectious, and I caught it. She won the game, and I dealt.


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[Assistant] Saving for the one weird smile at first, I should have felt almost sure that Miss Havisham's face could not smile. It had dropped into a watchful and brooding expression.


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[Assistant] Most likely when all the things about her had become transfixed, and it looked as if nothing could ever lift it up again. Her chest had dropped, so that she stooped, and her voice had dropped, so that she spoke low, and with a dead lull upon her. Altogether she had the appearance of having dropped, body and soul, within and without, under the weight of a crushing blow. I played the game to an end with Estella, and she beggared me.


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[Assistant] She threw the cards down on the table when she had won them all, as if she despised them for having been one of me. When shall I have you here again? said Miss Habersham. Let me think.


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[Assistant] I was beginning to remind her that today was Wednesday, when she checked me with her former impatient movement of the fingers of her right hand.


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[Assistant] I followed the candle down, as I had followed the candle up, and she stood it in the place where we had found it.


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[Assistant] Until he opened the side entrance, I had fancied, without thinking about it, that it must necessarily be night-time. The rush of the daylight quite confounded me.


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[Assistant] And made me feel as if I had been in the candlelight of the strange room many hours.


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[Assistant] I took the opportunity of being alone in the courtyard to look at my coarse hands and my common boots. My opinion of those accessories was not favourable. They had never troubled me before, but they troubled me now as vulgar appendages. I determined to ask Joe.


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[Assistant] Why he had ever taught me to call those picture cards jacks, which ought to be called knaves. I wished Joe had been rather more genteely brought up, and then I should have been so too. She came back with some bread and meat, and a little mug of beer. She put the mug down on the stones of the yard, and gave me the bread and meat without looking at me, as insolently as if I were a dog in disgrace.


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[Assistant] I was so humiliated, hurt, spurned, offended, angry. Sorry, I cannot hit upon the right name for the smart. God knows what his name was. The tears started to my eyes.


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[Assistant] The moment they sprang there, the girl looked at me with a quick delight in having been the cause of them. This gave me power to keep them back and to look at her. So, she gave a contemptuous toss.


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[Assistant] But with the sense, I thought, of having made too sure that I was so wounded, and left me.


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[Assistant] But when she was gone, I looked about me for a place to hide my face in, and got behind one of the gates in the brewery lane, and leaned my sleeve against the wall there, and leaned my forehead on it, and cried.


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[Assistant] As I cried, I kicked the wall, and took a hard twist at my hair, so bitter were my feelings, and so sharp was the smart without a name that needed counteraction. My sister's bringing up had made me sensitive.


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[Assistant] In the little world in which children have their existence, whosoever brings them up.


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[Assistant] There is nothing so finely perceived and so finely felt as injustice.


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[Assistant] It may be only small injustice that the child can be exposed to, but the child is small, and its world is small, and its rocking horse stands as many hands high, according to scale, as a big boned Irish hunter.


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[Assistant] Within myself I had sustained from my babyhood a perpetual conflict with injustice. I had known from the time when I could speak.


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[Assistant] Gave her no right to bring me up by jerks.


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[Assistant] Through all my punishments, disgraces, fasts and vigils, and other penitential performances, I had nursed this assurance.


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[Assistant] I got rid of my injured feelings for the time by kicking them into the brewery wall and twisting them out of my hair. And then I smoothed my face with my sleeve and came from behind the gate.


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[Assistant] The bread and meat were acceptable, and the beer was warming and tingling, and I was soon in spirits to look about me.


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[Assistant] To be sure it was a deserted place, down to the pigeon-house in the brewery-yard, which had been blown crooked on its pole by some high wind, and would have made the pigeons think themselves at sea, if there had been any pigeons there to be rocked by it. But there were no pigeons in the dove-cot, no horses in the stable, no pigs in the stye, no malt in the store-house.


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[Assistant] No smells of grains and beer in the copper or the vat.


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[Assistant] All the uses and scents of the brewery might have evaporated with its last reek of smoke.


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[Assistant] In a by-yard there was a wilderness of empty casks, which had a certain sour remembrance of better days lingering about them.


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[Assistant] But it was too sour to be accepted as a sample of the beer that was gone, and in this respect


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[Assistant] I remember those recluses as being like most others.


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[Assistant] Behind the furthest end of the brewery was a rank garden with an old wall, not so high but that I could struggle up and hold on long enough to look over it, and see that the rank garden was the garden of the house, and that it was overgrown with tangled weeds, but that there was a track upon the green and yellow paths, as if some one sometimes walked there, and that Estella was walking away from me even then. But she seemed to be everywhere.


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[Assistant] For when I yielded to the temptation presented by the casks, and began to walk on them, I saw her walking on them at the end of the yard of casks. She had her back towards me.


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[Assistant] By which I mean the large paved lofty place in which they used to make the beer, and where the brewing utensils still were. When I first went into it, and rather oppressed by its gloom, stood near the door looking about me. I saw her pass among the extinguished fires, and ascend some light iron stairs, and go out by a gallery high overhead, as if you were going out into the sky. It was in this place, and at this moment.


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[Assistant] That a strange thing happened to my fancy. I thought it a strange thing then, and I thought it a stranger thing long afterwards. I turned my eyes, a little dimmed by looking up at the frosty light, towards a great wooden beam,


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[Assistant] In a low nook of the building near me on my right hand, and I saw a figure hanging there by the neck, a figure all in yellow-white, with but one shoe to the feet, and it hung so that I could see that the faded trimmings of the dress were like earthy paper, and that the face was Miss Havisham's.


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[Assistant] And in the terror of being certain that it had not been there a moment before, I at first ran from it, and then I ran towards it. And my terror was greatest of all, when I found no figure there.


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[Assistant] Nothing less than the frosty light of the cheerful sky, the sight of people passing beyond the bars of the courtyard gate.


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[Assistant] Even with those aids, I might not have come to myself as soon as I did, but then I saw Estella approaching with the keys to let me out. She would have some fair reason for looking down upon me, I thought, if she saw me frightened, and she would have no fair reason.


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[Assistant] She laughed contemptuously, pushing me out, and locked the gate upon me. I went straight to Mr. Pumblechooks, and was immensely relieved to find him not at home.


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[Assistant] Leaving word with the shopman on what day I was wanted at Miss Havisham's again, I set off on the four-mile walk to our forge, pondering as I went along on all I had seen, and deeply revolving that I was a common laboring boy.


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[Assistant] That my hands were coarse. That my boots were thick.


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[Assistant] That I had fallen into a despicable habit of calling knaves jacks.


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[Assistant] That I was much more ignorant than I had considered myself last night, and generally that I was in a low-lived, bad way.


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[Assistant] I really feel like that went through the door there. You know, I felt like I thread the needle. Maybe if you play it back in slow mo.


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[Assistant] And I know too that it can't have an evil influence on you. Your mind's too strong for that. Yes, I listened to her conversation with her lover, an elegant young fool, and I knew I was no longer in love with her. So I walked into the room, told her our relationship was over, and challenged her lover to fight me. Next day, I shot him in the arm during our fight, thought that was the end of the whole thing, and left France. But a few months before,


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[Assistant] Celine had had a baby girl, Adele, and she claimed that Adele was my child. She may be, although I doubt it.


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[Assistant] So when a few years later, Selena abandoned Adele and ran away to Italy with a singer,


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[Assistant] I felt proud that Mr. Rochester had trusted me with the story of his past life.


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[Assistant] I thought a lot about his character and although I was aware of his faults, I also saw his goodness and kindness to me.


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[Assistant] From now on, my happiest moments were spent with him. I could not have imagined a better companion.


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[Assistant] I ended 2023 getting the hardest platinum medal on Wii Sports. I was prepared to continually keep playing Wii Sports to get that platinum by the end of 2023. The big question to me now becomes, what's next?


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[Assistant] I have two thought processes for this. I either continue on really hard ones to see if I can carry the momentum of getting the target practice platinum into the second hardest platinum, which is hitting the green, or I do a little easier one this time.


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[Assistant] To hopefully build more confidence and get another quick platinum to start out 2024. And I'm starting to think that second line of logic is what I want to do, but what is...


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[Assistant] The easiest platinum for me that's available right now. I have the platinum in picking up spares. Perhaps power throws? In power throws the highest score achievable is 890 points and you need 700.


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[Assistant] I think that this is gonna be a good one for me to get a quick platinum.


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[Assistant] And by quick platinum, I mean, my record is 450.


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[Assistant] That's pretty far off from 700. I wonder how many... I'm not good at bowling math.


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[Assistant] And I don't know exactly how that works.


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[Assistant] See, we didn't get bonus points there. You get a x2 if you get a strike.


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[Assistant] And before I get too far into this, the duty mode is now available for preorder on my website. The link will be in the description. It's just pooffesher.com. Go to it. You can preorder the duty remote. They should ship here in February. So if you want one, get a preorder before they sell out. And now I'm going to get that platinum. All the business is out of the way.


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[Assistant] Spinny technique kinda shit the ass right there. Now I'm starting to think I need to go straight technique.


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[Assistant] Nice little curve there, that's not bad. Of course one pin's gonna stand up, so we didn't get the times too. We gotta play through this, I gotta figure out how far off or on I am for getting this platinum based on my performance. That's just putrid.


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[Assistant] I'm shitting my ass here. Really hard.


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[Assistant] So, so far I only have two strikes, so... I-I'm gonna safely assume that we need to get more than that.


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[Assistant] I don't know, these don't seem like very bad throws and yet we're not even in the realm of getting 700 points. We're, we're, we're in a different galaxy. That's not very, this seems hard.


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[Assistant] I don't think that this is the next easiest platinum medal for me. I think this is bullshit.


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[Assistant] There's two walls on either side for these fucking pins to go back and forth and hit each other down and I still can't get em. On the- on the first-


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[Assistant] I don't even wanna aim or anything. That one should be a gimme. I should be able to just flick my wrist and be done with that one.


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[Assistant] Finally got my throw straight, but I aimed too far over, so I'm just wasting my time over and over. I go through the first one, die at the second one.


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[Assistant] I'd like some more velocity. I think that would probably help. Get all of them down.


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[Assistant] How, how, how, how, how, how, how? Every time that pin is just magically, magically in a spot that it can't get hit. Magically.


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[Assistant] Fuck you. Ugh, that one frickin' got away from me. I have not made it past the second throw now for...


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[Assistant] I don't know how many attempts, and these are the easy ones. They only get harder.


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[Assistant] I can't control anything. I couldn't control this, this ball even if I've got himself, I think.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I have not got past the second frame since...


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[Assistant] Holy shit, we almost got three. I- I think we probably needed to get-


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[Assistant] It's not just two pins, it's times two. It's everything times two!


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[Assistant] So not only did we get those three, we also got, we missed another 36 or whatever number.


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[Assistant] See that time we get a times 2 on a pretty big one. 45 times 2. That's 90.


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[Assistant] And this is gonna be even more disastrous. The ball's sentient to the left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it looked like a pretty good throw, but... I think getting a strike on that one's more likely to... Friggin' getting struck by lightning.


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[Assistant] Okay, something like that. Something around that amount. So that was my new record!


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[Assistant] Because this just doesn't seem very probable to get very many strikes here.


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[Assistant] My, my Wii remote's up here. I release when I'm up here, and yet the ball just flops. It's like we're dropping it on the floor from an inch above it.


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[Assistant] My Wii Remote's up here! Why would it be on the floor right there?


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[Assistant] Hitting it dead ass in the middle in this is okay because of the walls.


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[Assistant] Except there, because one pin's in invis- visibility mode.


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[Assistant] God bless America. That, that third one I don't think is possible to get a strike on. I think it's impossible actually.


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[Assistant] Not sure how those weren't diverging in the middle to hit any of those. I think you have to sh- to change strategy here. And start doing- yea, not that.


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[Assistant] That's how you train strategy and get worse. Actually, that's about the same as any other fricking throw.


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[Assistant] I really like that throw a lot, but clearly strategies from the normal bowling alley are not meant for this bowling alley. What one is this? Is this the last one already? No. We're at 279.


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[Assistant] If you got a strike here, it'd be monumental though. But I think you could still do this strategy, right? It's been so long since I did this. Remember when I was going for the perfect, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a frickin'- Oh man, that was fuckin' awesome, beefboss. That was a great attempt right there. Sick. It's- it's somewhat insulting to be forced to restart on that first frame. It's nine pins? Or ten pins?


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[Assistant] That's it. Honestly, this should be the least important one to strike.


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[Assistant] Because you're only making a 10 pin difference even if you get the strike. Right? It's either you get 10 or 20. Or well, no.


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[Assistant] You say one standing, you get 9 or 20, but 11 pins in the grand scheme of this is not a lot.


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[Assistant] Until I get nine pin- get to the end and be nine pin short of a platinum. In which case, I'm livid.


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[Assistant] Man, ther- there's always three pins. I need different strategies here. This is not going well. Stop v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v-


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[Assistant] You know, why don't I save my pain and suffering and just start over?


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[Assistant] I think that this might be the third hardest platinum. Thinking about this further...


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[Assistant] I mean, two left, but that's a 17 pin difference. Why are you doing that?


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean, I'm releasing when I'm at the top of my swing.


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[Assistant] Not the bottom. So why do we keep on dropping it on the floor?


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[Assistant] Now it's a principle. It really doesn't make that much of a difference. In the grand scheme of things, but it's the principle.


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[Assistant] Not getting a strike on this first one is embarrassing. IT'S IMPARISING!


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[Assistant] There's always three left on that one. I have yet to get a strike on that frame.


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[Assistant] Every time, every time, three. Three, three, three.


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[Assistant] No, couldn't give me that one. Couldn't give me that last pin there.