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[Assistant] Remember kids, don't do drugs unless somebody gives them to you, then it would be rude to not take drugs.


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[Assistant] Dude, I said Tom, I said Tom like twice in a vlog and it's like, your shit's been demonetized, bitch. It's like, cool. Awesome. Thanks, man. Easily. They're just going to kill themselves doing that shit or it's going to turn into a new Disney channel. Something's going to happen. Just sucks.


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[Assistant] It's very depressing, but it's also very, it's like, there's a song for each feeling.


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[Assistant] You know when you wake up and you're just depressed and you don't get it because you're like, what the fuck? Like, I got money, I'm doing what I want to do, and you're still just like, what the fuck is going on? Well, I learned that when I put that energy into making music, I feel better. So that's what this whole album is. Wow, that's interesting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's definitely like, I was just at iTunes today showing them it for like, so we talk about play listing stuff and like,


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[Assistant] They were like, dude, this is not what we were expecting, holy shit. But nobody's heard it, like I said, except for these fools and my manager, but no one's heard it because I want everyone, including my homies who are musicians and my homies who just are the shit and who are old as fuck to hear it at the same time. So, everyone feels it at the same time.


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[Assistant] It's fucking great. It's really good. It's the first thing that I've made in a while where I'm like, I'm proud of that shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I also, yeah, I feel like now it's more like,


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[Assistant] I wanna make music, like this music helped me, so I wanna make more of this to help other people and also to help me more. And it's just gonna get better. And uh, it's not like I'm doing this shit and I'm getting like hella money. If I'm being real, I've lost money for sure.


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[Assistant] Like trying to do this new image because then it's like, hey, we want to book you for this much at this stage. And then it's like, mm, we don't want to do that because I don't do that anymore.


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[Assistant] And so then it's like, okay, well, that's fucking 50 grand out the window, shit like that. It's like, I don't mind it. I'm accepting it because I want to go in this new path, but I'm still going to be doing hip hop stuff and still like lit ass DJ sets, but like the real shit. It's also because I never.


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[Assistant] It's trippy, right? It's dope as fuck. Yeah, bye. Trippy red. But, and then my older brother runs shred, so they're handling that stuff, and I'm not really even involved anymore except for like, hey, do you like this? Yeah, cool. And then like, kinda stopped with the videos.


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[Assistant] I think they did it and then, I dunno, some...


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[Assistant] Should hang out more. This is nothing, I can't believe this is coming.


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[Assistant] Two plays. One of them is from Deshaun Watson. Right. And...


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[Assistant] Tyvis sent me the play, we were talking about it, we talked about it on Monday. It's a cover two beater. Right. And Tyvis sent me the play and I was like yea that's a dart, but he wouldn't complete that on me and you if we were back there. And Tyvis was like yea not a chance, of course not.


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[Assistant] David Bell and Wayne Corbett vs me and Tyvis, how many completions?


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[Assistant] I would love to fly to Cleveland for this. I want the measurables out there. I may not be tall. Very long wingspan. My back and torso is all screwed up, but I got long arms.


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[Assistant] And Gbus, you just mentioned Curtis Martin, just looking at the numbers. He led the league in rushing in 2004 and three All Pros.


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[Assistant] Probably the best back was year by year salary. So like this year, Zeke 18.2 million. Go Bucks! Dalvin Cook 11.8


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[Assistant] He's tied, he's tied with Miles Sanders and Josh Jacobs as well at 5. But like, Justin Fields is 160 carries.


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[Assistant] Uh, community tab, plus this overtime video. Today's overtime content is pretty cool. Someone put together a list of the best Cleveland athlete to wear each jersey number 0-99.


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[Assistant] We'll do it Coach Tyvis, then we're gonna play a little true and false. Then DJ has sent us his song. It is in. I have not heard it. Anthony said his best yet.


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[Assistant] So, once again, so, so time is- We have the play if you guys want to see it real quick. Yea, let's see it. Let's see it. Take tag board full, Anthony plays.


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[Assistant] That's trash. That's trash. I don't care. He also gets $125,000 if they win. It's a win bonus.


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[Assistant] Thomas, is your iPad on that picture, or is it on the offense? No, it's on offense. Anthony, go out and uh, refresh that. Disconnect and reconnect. You guys gotta fill for a minute while Anthony comes to the spot.


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[Assistant] Alright, we gotta get to True and False cause we got DJ Haz coming up in a little bit. And as always with True and False, it is one of our new favorite players. Someone who we talked about Monday as we want back on the team next year.


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[Assistant] Rex has, uh, 1.2 million followers, so that's gonna blow up.


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[Assistant] A Super Bowl champion, but never won a state title in high school. True or false?


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[Assistant] Gbush says false. J says true, true, true. So if it's false, Gbush in the lead. Unfortunately for Gbush, he may be going viral, but he is in last place after one question on UCSS trivia. That is true. Won a national championship at Alabama Super Bowl of Kansas City. Never won a high school state title.


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[Assistant] Reggie Raglin ran a 4-6-4 to yard dash at the NFL Combine. Nah, uh-uh.


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[Assistant] It's a dangerous place to live. It is a very dangerous place to live, I will tell you. That's why I don't sleep. Question number three. Reggie Ragland was originally drafted by the Buffalo Bills. Is that true or false?


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[Assistant] Ragland recorded four tackles and tackles for loss in the Chiefs Super Bowl win over the 49ers.


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[Assistant] We can end with a tie here. Let's take it Steve. According to Pro Football Reference.


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[Assistant] Reggie Ragland's nickname is General Ragland. Ragland.


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[Assistant] This is a real question, I need a real answer. Alright. What is Reggie Ragland's Twitter avatar a picture of?


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[Assistant] Packers win they're in. Packers win they're in if the Seahawks win and the Lions win.


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[Assistant] Long snapper for the Packers. Emory Jones, the quarterback at Cincinnati. Shout out to Emory Jones. But we got a couple super chats real quick. Tyvis, this first one through is from Charles T.


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[Assistant] CharlesT also wants to know the play the Browns blew the coverage on early.


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[Assistant] Against Crowder. What team was Crowder? I think he means, uh, against the Jets. It wasn't Crowder. It was Corey Davis. I think that's what he said.


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[Assistant] And last one, this is from Marjon Jamie. Spelled very interesting. Two A's and two A's in the first and the last name.


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[Assistant] Do you guys feel that they let too many players into the Hall of Fame annually and do special teamers belong in the Hall of Fame?


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[Assistant] I mean, the scary part now is people say it's Molly, but I don't think it is. I feel like it's still cut.


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[Assistant] If we laugh about another subject or we talk about, uh, Donovan Mitchell having a historic night, that doesn't mean we don't care. No, absolutely. And it's unfair.


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[Assistant] It was so, it was, cause the crowd, I know it spoke to a couple of people who were at the game, who said it was the loudest they'd ever heard that stadium. It felt that way on TV. The place was just rocking, and then the Bengals went down the field, then the Bills went down the field, then the Bengals were going down, and then all of a sudden, dead silence.


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[Assistant] They said, the report for the bills said that he was revived quickly. That's my question.


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[Assistant] One thing I took as a good sign, not knowing anything, obviously, none of us are doctors, but one thing I took as a good sign is when they reported, might have been Ben Baby, who we've had on, I can't remember who reported it first.


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[Assistant] Well, there was an incident like this with a hockey player whose name is now escaping me, like 20 years ago. Yeah, I don't remember that. And he just collapsed on the ice and he had...


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[Assistant] right. To me that is nothe NFL. That's that's a doc decision about whether they or not. I think we need t


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[Assistant] The first time I ever did play-by-play, I was like working for a community college radio station, I was like 22 years old, and I was calling a high school football game, and the coach had, I think we thought it was a heart attack, turned out not to be, but he had to be taken away, and this was the head coach of one of the high school football teams, and they just kept playing.


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[Assistant] The guy on the Jets, um, uh, Steve Byrd. Dennis Byrd. Dennis Byrd. The Rutgers player.


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[Assistant] Right, it is. No matter how serious the injury is. Bird was the first one ever to do that. Right, but no matter how serious the injury is, there's always the thumbs up, and then everybody's like, okay, at least he's gonna be okay on some level. And we were waiting for some of that.


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[Assistant] I haven't heard anybody else mention it. This is what I think they should do. Now, this is assuming the guy is alive. Right. If he dies, then I don't, everything could go out the window. I don't know what's gonna happen. But let's hope for the best in that he's at least


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[Assistant] Awake and recovering at some point this week. What I think the league should do from a football standpoint is push the entire season. Oh, okay. This is, oh, you didn't hear, okay.


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[Assistant] And move it and the entire postseason back a week, except for the Super Bowl. Remember, there's two weeks. You could go one week, they've done it before. You could condense that. There used to be, there were seasons where there was just a week. That's right. Move everything back a week. Next weekend, you give everybody the weekend off. You play the Bills and Bengals only.


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[Assistant] Okay, I think that that is the best scenario I've heard. I don't know what else to do.


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[Assistant] in the tunnel for his mom to come. I just as a non-doctor was like, oh, that must be a good sign that they don't have to rush him to the hospital. They can wait for his mom. What did you, I don't know if you'd heard about that part. What do you make of that? Is that a safe assumption to make that it's a good sign that they're able to wait for his mother?


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[Assistant] By the way, there was, there was part of me, uh, in, in overtime that I, I wanted the game to go to double overtime more than the Cavs to win.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Right? No threes. But he had, I think in the entire overtime there was 19 points scored total by both teams and he had 13 of the 19 points.


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[Assistant] And unlike Kyrie Jason, he's likable, he's a good teammate, right? The guys love him!


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[Assistant] By the way, that's a stupid stat to say he only created, his rebound might have led to points for other guys. So that's stupid too.


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[Assistant] Guys, we got to talk about memberships here for a minute. Become a, uh, starters tier dollar 99. You get the emojis and the badges, and then you get the coaches tier 4.99 per month. That's your favorite, isn't it? Love the coaches tier. You get the bonus content, which we'll do today. Uh, Anthony and Mike had an embarrassingly bad topic. We're going to scrub and get. Oh, wait, wait.


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[Assistant] Was doing charity work, a toy drive. Right. And the goal was to raise $2,500.


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[Assistant] Uh, you see this? I actually saw another update just now. Apparently, uh, Steve Becker says he's now, they've now raised almost $4 million for Toy Drive where the goal was $2,500 and almost all of it has been done in the 15 hours or whatever it is.


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[Assistant] Obviously, you said you spoke to Ryan Chazier. You speak to a lot of players. You know a lot of players. I wonder, eventually the players are going to get back on the field.


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[Assistant] But specifically to the players that played in this game, the Bills players who it's a teammate, T Higgins who hit him, you know, or had the collision with him that led to this. I just wonder from a mental standpoint and from UT talking to guys like,


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[Assistant] Do you think it's gonna be hard for all these guys to get back on the field? Cause we see injuries and we see guys get knocked out, but they always give the thumbs up, right? And, but like to have him, as Jay said before, look lifeless apparently, and you don't even know, like this guy might die.


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[Assistant] Didi, apparently Mike Tomlin just spoke and would only answer two questions because he was starting to get emotional.


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[Assistant] About it, cause he was talking about how he knows this kid since he's 12 years old.


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[Assistant] Next weekend, they just play Bill's Bengals, assuming he's okay by then. I think if he's not, then I don't know. But if he's recovering,


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[Assistant] I think you push the whole season back a week except for the Super Bowl because you'll have, you have one week instead of two and you play just Bengals bills next weekend and then play the final week the week after and push everything back. You think there's any chance they would do that? I think that's the only thing that makes sense if you're going to play the game.


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[Assistant] The only thing I would say before G, uhm, is that,


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[Assistant] I just don't believe the league was never considering continuing the game.


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[Assistant] Honestly, part of it is a failure of the leadership of the players union. That historically has been a failure.


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[Assistant] Well, my point was that the Players Union hasn't negotiated strong enough. They should. It's insane that baseball players and basketball players get guaranteed money and football players, who play the most physically dangerous, physically attacking sport, don't. It's nuts. And that's partly on the players and...


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[Assistant] I guess if I was a low life billionaire, I probably wouldn't do it either if I didn't have to. I would hope I would. But like, in this particular situation especially, like, you're right, like, he's...


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[Assistant] You, you, you are discouraged from quitting your job to do something on your own and be independent because your health insurance is tied into your job, which should never be the case, which is crazy. I pay, I pay, and that's what I did when I quit my job. I pay over $2,200 a month for my health insurance. Most people can't afford that.


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[Assistant] I'ma tell y'all real, I literally, it hasn't been 24 hours since I made that song. Like literally wrote it last night.


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[Assistant] I literally didn't come up with the track or the concept until yesterday evening.


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[Assistant] Because specifically where we are in the season, that our season is over and now the Sean Watson is finally starting to look like we wanted him to look. It's just like, it's bittersweet. It's a bittersweet. Yeah. What could have been to this video? Huh? What could have been if we had him for the whole season? Right.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, I mean, I keep hearing 700 days, I mean, he's been playing a month now.


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[Assistant] I earned a playoff spot and now he's playing more like himself. I felt like we had a good punchers chance if we would have got in there. You're right. I don't know why people were so anxious to be like, oh, he's going to be great next season. I'm like, I don't want to wait till next year.


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[Assistant] I think it is. But you know that a lot of people use the Los Angeles Rams.


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[Assistant] Detroit trade situation as justification for what we did here. Right. Yeah, they did.


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[Assistant] And I caution everyone, it's like, okay.


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[Assistant] They got a Super Bowl, but look at them now. I don't want to win a Super Bowl and then be what the Rams are this year. The very next season. I take the Super Bowl for sure.


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[Assistant] We could, we stand a chance against every team that's going in the playoffs. If Deshaun Watts is gonna play well.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't, I never, I never doubt Deshaun Watson's talent.


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[Assistant] I only argue against the culture of running quarterbacks out of town.


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[Assistant] And the, the, the ongoing cycle of...


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[Assistant] Fire the coach or get rid of the quarterback. That is really my main argument. It's not really about this player or that player. It just so happens that the particular players that it was going on with at the time happened to be Baker Mayfield and Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] Of course, if I'm, if it's really a choice, I'm gonna stand there and be like, who you gonna choose? Baker Mayfield or Deshaun Watson? I'm choosing Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] But that wasn't necessarily our choice. We had to, we had to move earth to get Deshaun Watson to come here. So.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, and I'm not mad that that's the talent that we have at quarterback. I just felt like, well, he's here. Why can't we go into the playoffs with it? I mean, there's eight and eight would have you with a chance.


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[Assistant] Shout out to Youngboy, you know, that's all I love, him and the whole NBA camp, you know. It ain't too many real ones like that, you know, that when they say they gonna do something, especially like at the time when he had rappers as hot as him.


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[Assistant] Uh, my producers, we kind of got the same producers. Uh, shout out to Double A and DJ Swift. Uh, it just so happened, I was in Atlanta working. They was like, hey, why be out here? Ooh, so we go meet up. Uh, I paid for the feature. And after that, it was all up, even with him like shooting a video for me.


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[Assistant] You know how most rappers, they be in they zone, they be in they vibe, like he was all quiet and shit, you know what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Label made me put it out like that. I'm like, you trippin'. There's some hard songs on there, you know? So then he was like, I was like, I ain't gonna lie.


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[Assistant] I ain't even write that. Label gave me that and I put the verses on there. So after that, like, it kinda like opened up, man. He know a nigga was a real one, like we just...


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[Assistant] January opened up to me and then after talking, he was like, man, I ain't gonna lie, you too raw to be getting in trouble, going to jail and stuff. So he's like, you need to come on the road with me. This when him and Savage was on the tour.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Exactly, I mean I got a feature with Baby, I got a feature with Rollo, Free Rollo by the way. Yeah. Keyglaw, you know I ain't paid for none of them, like I fought with them boys too, I ain't have to pay. YB like, yea that's probably the only feature we paid for and it was worth it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, basically, I'ma be a hundred percent with you. Basically we just, if you listen to the song, we was trying to figure out how to illustrate the lyrics into the video and whatnot a better way than actually like getting, getting shot. Like I wouldn't say,


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[Assistant] Don't wait till I'm dead and gone to let me know that you fucked me, you got love for me. You know, let me know now, don't wait till I'm dead and gone. Like, and death and gun violence, like, that ain't nothing to play with. You know, like, I got real homies, I got real family, like, gone, dead and gone. I'm from the project, for real, out in Florida. So, you know, that ain't shit to be played with, but I'm just trying to...


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[Assistant] Illustrate to y'all my point, like, how this...


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[Assistant] After they pass. You can never have another conversation with this man. Never.


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[Assistant] So it, it ripped my whole, I mean it worked, cause my whole, uh, everything we talked about, the point that I wanted to get across, like, it showed it. The industry showed it, like, shout out, I ain't gon' lie, like,


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[Assistant] Shout out to the real ones who reached out, like, you know, like Herbo and them. You got some real ones who really was like and put the prayers like in a couple other artists, big time artists that I fuck with. They like, you know, genuinely cared. But as far as like you got these blogs and you got these different big radio stations talking about you. Who had never posted about you before. Never posted about me before. But now y'all assume


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[Assistant] Uh, I allegedly got shot, and it got so crazy to the point where people written me off, like, oh he dead, gotta be dead. People made up the story and they ran with it. Like, I never came out, uh, and said that I got shot.


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[Assistant] I wanted it real as possible because the whole time I was online, we were recording the video. So I wanted it to be real as possible. And it's so ironic that the man who did my stunts and stuff like that, well I ain't gonna say stunt but recorded the shoot and set it all up with the plates to make it look like a real movie. He did X stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got a lot of, like, you know, that's what everything you do, you gotta take the good with the bad, like, I got a lot of, uh,


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[Assistant] Boom, go viral and pop overnight. Got one song and it just blew up. Boom, 15 million. I want that artist. Like, I really got in the streets and...


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[Assistant] You know, cause like I said, it would've been different if I came out, oh y'all pray for me, I got shot. Now that's really fucking with a bitch head, like, nah, that's some fucked up shit. But me just letting them assume, like, and now the video come out, ohhhhh.


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[Assistant] People wanna be the internet going, you got all these fake ass detectives and police officers, they wanna go ahead and put their own assumptions and their own stories together. And that's what they did.


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[Assistant] Like I said, they even wrote me off dead. Oh, he dead. No news article ever came up with it. Oh yeaah, he dead. He died. Right. You know, they written me off and I'mma, I just let they mind wander, let them think. As soon as the video dropped, boom. Ohhhh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a real street rapper in the sense that I really paint pictures with my words. I visualize that shit that I done been through. I want y'all to see that. That way when you hear it, like you heard that biggest blessing. If you're searching for that person who could change your life, start by looking in the mirror.


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[Assistant] You know, like, that make you think like, damn, like, you know, like, I want you to hear me and be like, yeah, this nigga talking about something. This kid for real, you know.


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[Assistant] Even the plays on Spotify went up another 10, so like, I could see the bump, like, and it, it like,


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[Assistant] My whole logic and my whole why we did, like, it proved that, cause like, now like you said, all these big ass vlogs and bloggers like reaching out and radio, like, y'all come, come on in, yea let's do, I don't think,


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[Assistant] I can care less. Like, I came out and gave an apology, but that was strictly for my fans and my loved ones. I felt like I owed them that for the stress, the heartfelt. Cause a lot of them, like they told me they cry, like, you know, so at least I know that genuine love. I got that real fan base and I love them, like, cause they love me. Like, and I'm a, I'm, this is what I do it for. Without them, I'm nothing.


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[Assistant] You know, so they buying the music, they download and they coming to the shows and I see it cause like over the last five months, like we've been booked up shows and they pack singing word for word.


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[Assistant] Uhm, just that grind, cause like I said, I didn't pop open, I didn't go viral on the internet until up until the shooting, but like, before like my music ain't pop go viral, like, so you know it's just that grind and just that,


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[Assistant] That pain, that hunger, they feel that. When they hear me, they feel it in my music, you know, like. So I think that's really why they like, fuck with me so much.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, like, nah, it definitely opened up the doors cause a lot of people who didn't know me or who wouldn't have known me, they know me now, like, even if, like,


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[Assistant] He, he, he did that little deaf shit, or he faked the shootin', faked his death, whatever, whatever they wanna call it. I don't wanna be known for that, I wanna be known for the music. Right. Cause I, I take this seriously, and I really like, put my all in this shit, you know? I really wanna, wanna blow like beer in a position to really provide for my family.


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[Assistant] Really take off with it, so that's what I want to be known for, but it definitely opened up more doors and opportunities.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm a big fan of yours, I watch your stuff and I really say it so you know, like, when I was coming out here, I was like, I gotta do no jumper, I gotta get, you know, like, I fuck with your craft, your work, you know.


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[Assistant] Every Project Youngest song you can go get and go download. Uhm, Top 3 you need to go get ain't gonna lie, like he said, Biggest Blessing with NBA Youngboy going crazy. You know, like, it's just, it just works. You know, his style and my style, they're gonna love it. Uhm, Ball Mane's featuring Lil Baby.


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[Assistant] That song going crazy. Uh. Lot of drip on there? Lot of drip on there. Big, big, big drip. Lot of diamonds. Lot of.


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[Assistant] Two days ago in St. Petersburg. Right. Like to see that growth and just to see like, you know, I love it. Like I got in this ear and I told him, hey,


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[Assistant] Cause it's either real street or near, like I'm, I'm from the street, you know, you ain't gotta talk about bullshit to make it.


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[Assistant] Like you said, it's a lot of people who gon' wanna tune in just cause of the shoot in it.


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[Assistant] I can't take all the credit bro, I can't take all the credit bro, you know. Shout out to my team, you know, so I can't take all the credit bro.


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[Assistant] Not even just playing with people's minds, but you know, cause not a lot of people is worried about shit.


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[Assistant] I would argue, they've had bigger wins like beating the Celtics early in the season with a bigger win. I'd argue that was their best performance of the season start to finish. Against a jazz team that's pretty damn scrappy.


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[Assistant] We'll talk after. And you can, they were laughing and it was not like Garland was there, Mitchell was there, Little Mobley, I didn't see Big Mobley, but Little or Older Mobley, even though he doesn't play. What's his name? Isaiah. Isaiah was there and they were in the corner of the restaurant. They kind of like their own section. You can hear him laughing. There was no, no girls. It was just you were hanging out.


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[Assistant] I don't know, the whole squad wasn't there, but they were just hanging out, and like, my buddy pointed out, my buddy goes, I don't think our guys would ever do that.


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[Assistant] It's stupid, loaded at every position. It is so talented. It always used to be the west had the majority of the stars. It migrated east, man. It's crazy how loaded both the front court and the back court are.


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[Assistant] Not that he's a bad egg, by any means, like I think he, at this point in his career, he understands what he is.


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[Assistant] But like Darius Garland was like 6 years old watching Mello as a rookie. And there's that weird, like, young players always play well with LeBron because they just defer to LeBron naturally. It's like, oh, it's LeBron I got.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's time to do our read, and let me pull up the tricy read from our good friend Yak, who's upstairs. And guys, let me tell you about... Hagahoga.


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[Assistant] So I'm gonna have to spell out phonetically on this paper how to pronounce that word because I've been here.


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[Assistant] And if you're in the chat, the first person to make it, let's, let's give them some sort of prize.


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[Assistant] They're still the worst team in the NFL right now. I mean, that's a fact.


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[Assistant] I didn't know this. Kansas City had 519 yards of offense. Houston had 231. Yea, that's insane. That was one of the most insane statistics. Very weird game. That is bizarre.


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[Assistant] You wanna add something to it? No, I wanna add something to this, that this particular draft class loaded on defensive tackles.


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[Assistant] If we can. That way the weather changes so much day to day. And just so you guys know, Betsy Kling is the head, chief meteorologist upstairs. They are calling for some insane weather conditions. Friday and Saturday. It's supposed to be brutally cold. Frigid.


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[Assistant] It is the lowest according to your boy Cleve TA Bull. Yeaah. It's the lowest he can find anywhere.


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[Assistant] I just want to say, you know, maybe Baker be a little better if he bulked up with some Bilt bars. 15% off his promo code LOCKDOWN15. Anyone could eat them. They're delicious. They taste great. If you use promo code LOCKDOWN15, you get 15% off at Bilt.com. Bilt bars, our favorite power bar. Okay, today's top five was inspired by the World Cup game.


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[Assistant] I'm sure we all watched the finale. It was unbelievable and it made us start thinking and I had a conversation with Anthony and Earl. One of the best championship games ever.


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[Assistant] And I know, very hard category, I already don't like my list.


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[Assistant] Because I did not have the UNC Villanova.


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[Assistant] I know, it just didn't, didn't come to my mind. So here's what we, here's what we have. The way I evaluated this too, by the way.


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[Assistant] Star players and big games playing their best. Like that to me makes a championship game elevate to that next level. So, that's why I went with this at number five.


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[Assistant] Game 7 of the World Series, 2001. Luis Gonzalez off Mariano Rivera. The walk-off single. The Yankees went up 2-1 in the eighth.


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[Assistant] Alright, I told you I don't love the list. This should be higher in my opinion. Now I'm looking at it. The 2006 Rose Bowl, USC, Texas, Vince Young to come back. One for the ages. Back and forth. Unbelievable. That was the peak of college football.


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[Assistant] Alright, number three, it's been a real rough few days here for Matt Ryan, and that's where number three comes in. 28 to 3.


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[Assistant] Symbolic putting him at number three here, the best comeback in Super Bowl history, Tom Brady, the GOAT. The only issue, the reason this isn't higher, was once the onslaught happened, it was one sided, then it was the other sided. There was never the back and forth of the game. It was a falcon. It was, it was light. I don't like that one.


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[Assistant] We got number one before has, this one is not a homer pick. I do truly believe this is the best game seven in sports history. The block, the shot, however you want to dice it down. The Cavs beating the Warriors in 2016. Could be a homer pick.


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[Assistant] If he wants to, we'll play, but we go from a master of the turntable to thee.


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[Assistant] Master of the gridiron, Mike Polk, we've been setting this up behind your back. Let's take it full, Steve. Let's show them who we got here. The one.


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[Assistant] No time for final takes. No time for final takes. Don't toss yet. I do want to promote memberships real quick. Oh yeah. Thank you for sticking around. We didn't get a chance to pump this earlier. Today, Mike Polk is actually going to teach me how to do stand up because I have to do stand up.


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[Assistant] Uh, yes, so we're doing that. If you want to enter, head over to wkyc.com slash contest and hit submit.


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[Assistant] Wait, Jay, before you go, we need to take one second. Gee Bush, you're wearing a scarf and a beanie.


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[Assistant] Wait, I got, to my left he's saying Hoga, Anthony's saying Haga.


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[Assistant] The end of the season, this, this secondary stretch and bowl didn't continue your point. They played a 45 year old Tom Brady in a prehistoric offense, Kyle Allen, Joe Burrow, Tyler Huntley, Andy Dalton, Tyler Heineken, and then some combination of Mitch Trubisky, Kenny Pickett or Mason Rudolph.


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[Assistant] Also Tim, we appreciate you for sending some signed memorabilia up to UCSS studios. We're going to give those away. All you got to do is head to wkyc.com slash contest to enter. You can win some free swag from Tim Leroy and Dequel. It's all in the perfect Browns holiday gift package. You have to be a subscribed person.


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[Assistant] You can't enter, but you can't enter unless you also subscribe. So make sure you do that and it comes in, uh, we're picking a winner on the 26th.


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[Assistant] Oh, well then I'm gonna give you my sing- Tim, this is nothing with you. Thank you. Tim, you're the best. Tim, thanks brother.


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[Assistant] And G Bush throwing the curveball reading some internet comments and whenever we read internet comments might as well get the PCC read in right now because I love synergy in G Bush.


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[Assistant] How do you not see the difference there? Just to confirm, York is 32nd in the league with a 73.3% conversion percentage on field goals. Boswell is 33rd with a 72.2%. I think they gotta go. You gotta cut them. Why would?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we gotta, we still gotta do cleaver whiskey and, uh...


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[Assistant] We still have to do Bet Jack, but before we do that, I do want to remind people that we do offer memberships here. Over time content. We got two tiers in the starters tier. You get these custom emojis. Jason and Brad have now been added to the queue. You get those Jason and Brad emojis in there. So we've been seeing them in the chat for $4.99 a month.


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[Assistant] The coaches here comes with the overtime content and when we're off the air, you get to continue the conversation on our community tab.


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[Assistant] Uh, the question we asked today was, how would you grade the Sean Watson's performance? And as you guys can see,


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[Assistant] Bunch of comments, everyone gave him a B. We had all the comments, literally everyone gave him a solid B, B+, B-, which is right in the range, so when we're off the air, the conversation does continue. Jay, I don't know where you were gonna pivot to next, I'm not sure what I said.


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[Assistant] Let's say that genius topic is brought to us by, uh, Bet-Jack. Anthony, let's get Bet-Jack up there because the time has arrived. Ohio sports fans, sports betting goes live January 1st. You can bet on the next genius topic. I'll have whether it'll be before April 1st or not. Take the under on that. I won't have another one until then. Download the Bet-Jack app today. You'll be ready to go all in on all the action. Bet-Jack. It's Ohio Sportsbook.


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[Assistant] HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Now, hopefully you're having a fantastic long weekend. Enjoying tasty leftovers, watching some football, if that's your thing, and just making the most of the holiday season.


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[Assistant] With today being November 24th, that means it's Record Store Day Black Friday! So there's a good chance a lot of you are out and about at your local favorite indie record shops to pick up exclusive RSD Black Friday releases dropping today.


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[Assistant] With liner note excerpt from Long Train Runnin', our story of the Doobie Brothers following the album's making. Also out today as part of the Rhino Hi-Fi series, Herbie Hancock's genre defying 10th studio album from 1972, Crossing.


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[Assistant] The album's centerpiece is the nearly 25 minute jazz fusion workout, Sleeping Giant, featuring liner notes by Patrick Gleason.


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[Assistant] The Rhino High Fidelity series continues to set the industry standard for sound quality and packaging. A testament to Rhino's 45-year legacy of award-winning audio releases to ensure an unrivaled listening experience.


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[Assistant] All album lacquers are AAA cut directly from the original stereo master tapes by Kevin Gray, while Optimal handles the 180 gram vinyl pressing. The meticulous attention to detail extends to the aesthetic experience.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And is it as exciting the second time in a row or is it not as exciting? No?


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[Assistant] You should, why not? What the heck, you worked hard all year. I wanna ask a couple of things. First of all, J.R. Smith in that game one where he was confused and he knew at the end. No, I'm just curious, like, do you feel...


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[Assistant] Are you guys laughing? Are you happy? Or do you feel like compassion for him after something like that happens?


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[Assistant] Did you know at that point, once you guys won that game, because they really had a chance to steal that game, did you know that it was over?


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[Assistant] It would be hard to go anywhere else, wouldn't it? But do you feel like you'd want maybe more of a challenge at some point? Because you guys are so unbelievably good. There's a challenge every night.


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[Assistant] You have a parade tomorrow. 8am, I gotta hurry up and get back. 8am, yeah, that's early for... Why do they have to be so early? I know man, we're gonna be out there for a couple hours and it's gonna be hot. Last year was really hot. And then Draymond has to get drunk at 8am. Me too.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. And you like doing that? Of course. You do. Is that something you look forward to focusing on full time at some point?


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[Assistant] You get guys texting you or calling you from other teams saying, Hey, I really just, I want to be on the team. I'll, you know, I'll take a pay cut if I have to, but I just want to win. I just want one of these many trophies that you have.


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[Assistant] Today's hump day. Yesterday at the end of the show I said enjoy the rest of your hump day. I'm trying to push the week along as fast as I can. Well, because the Browns game is on Saturday this week.


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[Assistant] Everything is moved up a day. Everything's all goofed up. But welcome to our Wednesday show.


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[Assistant] Will you get that one, dawg? Uh, that's my dude, Matt Colleague, man.


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[Assistant] A quick note, by the way, on NASCAR. We used to have the race at, uh, at Burke. The IndyCar Grand Prix race.


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[Assistant] Oh, I didn't know that. No, we didn't. It was great. It was 4th of July weekend and it was big. It was a, you know, it was a well attended event. They've moved it out. Indy doesn't come here anymore. But I've thought for years, why not bring a NASCAR road race to Burke? Because it's big enough to do the course.


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[Assistant] I think De'Quel is probably the best linebacker that Browns have had in the last quarter century.


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[Assistant] Alright, we look forward to that. And, uh, it's WaverWire Wednesday, uh,


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[Assistant] That means we're gonna have Dave Richard on the show. I finished third in my league in points four. Ninth out of twelve in the standings missed the playoff.


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[Assistant] I lost a game where I scored 190 but the leading scorer that week had 210 and the next highest score that week was 160.


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[Assistant] Do it now real quick. Yea, let's talk about it while we're doing fantasy. Who's in last curtain? Well, Tim Couch. So Tim's gonna have to do a stand-up set. Tim's not gonna do stand-ups. Why not? He should. We can ask him. Tim's a man of his word.


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[Assistant] Well done. All right, let's get on with the show, shall we? Uhm, did Sean Watson get this first?


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[Assistant] Alright, on the D Watson, on the D Watson thing, what, what, so we kind of said that he was a D in week one, maybe even an F.


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[Assistant] Off the charts, you had a great season where he was coach of the year and they made the playoffs in COVID. Yup. You had two subpar seasons where his teams were riddled with injuries, riddled.


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[Assistant] Well, I think the bottom line here is this is a very sad situation. And if you're Harbaugh and you're the Ravens and you're looking at who's left for this Brownstein, your game plan is really, it's already devised for you.


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[Assistant] The question is, can the Browns, with all of these backup linebackers, stop it? Because the Ravens have had some success recently running it. Right, but the Ravens have no passing game.


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[Assistant] That is correct. But that's a great one. But Bull, to your point, defenses know if you let your best wide receiver walk in the offseason.


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[Assistant] How bad could this be? Just when you take a look at what their linebacking core is down to now and the fact that Baltimore can and certainly will run the ball.


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[Assistant] Moving forward, it's, it's pretty clear to him that this program, this, this, this organization has to draft smarter players. He didn't come out and say this is a dumb team. What he said was the Browns have tried to draft positionally.


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[Assistant] By, you know, prioritizing the groups that they think that you need to win. They've drafted speed, they've drafted this, that, and the other, but his bottom line is


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[Assistant] Takeaway statement was moving forward, this organization has to start thinking about drafting smarter players as a guy who played the league at a cerebral level.


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[Assistant] And a physical level and a high level, you know a player's football IQ from watching it over the period of time you have these 13 games.


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[Assistant] Characterize the football IQ of, and I'm not going to ask you to go on the offense because I know you're a defensive guy.


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[Assistant] The football IQ of this Brown's defense.


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[Assistant] She knows the inner workings of this organization. She spent time inside behind the curtain. She spent time with Andrew Berry. She knows what he's trying to do here. She said that this football team prides itself.


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[Assistant] And prioritizes taking intelligent players. That's like part of their building block.


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[Assistant] What is being lost in translation from the pre-draft interviews to them thinking they're getting smart guys to the product on the field where it's obvious it's like watching the electronic football game where you turn on the buzzer and the parts are just vibrating all over the place. Everybody's going everywhere, wherever they want.


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[Assistant] Was Walker that guy and got hurt and then the whole thing just was like a house of cards?


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[Assistant] Talking about the guy at each level, because I remember Tony Dungeon when Tony was with the Bucks.


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[Assistant] And he said, you give me a Warren Sapp on the front with a football IQ that's off the chart and physical traits that he has.


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[Assistant] You give me a Derek Brooks in the middle with the football IQ he has and the physical traits that he has and a John Lynch and even a Ronde Barber in the back end of that defense.


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[Assistant] Analytics of him getting 16 carries a game.


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[Assistant] And I'm just wondering if the Browns have, and that's why they've put it at 16, because they've recognized the pattern.


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[Assistant] He's starting to break, starting to not look like Nick Chubb. So we got to divide that by how many games. So when we get to 250 carries at the end of the season and not in the middle of the season.


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[Assistant] Well, he, I mean, contact, and he's always been number one in the league at yards after contact. And I'm just wondering if because his Yak has gone down significantly, by the way, not just


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[Assistant] It's always stretched out for these guys. In high school, they play, if they go all the way to the state tournament, they play 13 games. In college, if you go all the way to the end, you can play 15 or 16. In the NFL, now the regular season is 17 games. They keep moving the finish line. And I'm just wondering, despite the fact that it will be 18 soon.


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[Assistant] Despite the fact that he is a machine in the weight room, everybody has a wall. Marathon runners talk about at the 21st mile you hit the wall.


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[Assistant] In the blink of a year. Now I know that we've had major issues at center.


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[Assistant] But in the blink of a year, we've gone from our offensive line being top three.


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[Assistant] They've got, they've got the Steelers to end the season. They've got the Ravens this weekend. They got the Washington, New Orleans Saints in between. So there it is on the screen right now.


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[Assistant] I see. I got three and one. I got Steve Washington.


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[Assistant] Don't grow out of the soil. Like where are you going to get a good left hack?


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[Assistant] I will tell you this, and I wish Jason was here to talk about this, because the salary cap for the first time in years is going to be a big issue next year.


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[Assistant] I would think that our friends at Cleveland Whiskey can get a bottle your way, uh, and then you can give like a review.


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[Assistant] I will tell you, I have had the whiskey. It is smooth. I think you will like it. I know your taste. If they can't get a bottle to you, I will. That'll be my Christmas gift to you.


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[Assistant] But you know what, I don't want you to have to go out of your way. We'll get you a bottle either through the sponsor or I'll send you one and I would like you to give a review, maybe a live taste test, you know, throw one back. I'll be happy to do so. Smokey.


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[Assistant] Rich, smooth, but a little bite. Okay. You know, I want to see, I want to see the Dequel Whiskey review right here on the Ultimate Women's Sports Show.


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[Assistant] See you brother. Nice to quote. Yes. So that's how we're pivoting. Um, every week Tyvis watches the game and he goes nuts for about three or four plays in his, in his place at home.


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[Assistant] Nobody can guard, you know what? We saw that. Cause I did not think Denzel was bad.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you a question before you go any further. Why is Denzel in bump on chase?


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[Assistant] It's, it's almost, I mean, I hate to say this, but with certain players tie this


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[Assistant] There are things that are indefensible. And there were a couple of back shoulder throws that


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[Assistant] There's 70 snaps, whatever, 60 snaps, whatever there is in a game. It's, uh, I had football explained to me this way once. I can't remember who it was. It was a long, long time ago.


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[Assistant] And I've used the analogy a little bit on the show. I always say it's a collection of doing little things. But it was explained to me this way. You get a penny for every time you win a play. That's how you win the football game.


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[Assistant] The team at the end with the most pennies wins the game.


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[Assistant] And Anthony, I clearly know you better than anybody on this panel.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't it have been awesome if you, if Baker was available and you picked him up. Right. And he, by the way, Baker was the NFC offensive player of the week. Which makes no sense. Shout out to him.


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[Assistant] Their talent cycle has gone like this, while ours has gone like this.


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[Assistant] Moster killed me. I was telling her, saying earlier on the show, Dave, I missed the playoffs in one of my leagues. I finished.


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[Assistant] Third in points for 9 out of 12. Have you ever heard of that? That's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't like the way it finished out. And not just for me, if it happened to someone else, I think it would suck for them too. So I'm going to pitch that my son's the commissioner of the league. I'm going to tell him, let's fix that for next year because I don't want it to happen to anybody else.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's possible. Waverwire Wednesday, Dave Ritchie, always great stuff. Thank you very much. I hope you win your fantasy matchups this week. We're into the playoffs now. My season is over.


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[Assistant] Yeah man. There you go. And I'm the defending champ in the league, so I gotta, I gotta hand off the trophy. And I honestly think I had a chance to win it all. I like my team a lot. Down the tubes. But down the tubes because I finished ninth on a stupid, stupid luck. And Mostert's the guy that got me. Yeah, he's been awful. He had a terrible week last week. I needed him to score. I lost by I think two points.


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[Assistant] It's just like real football. You get guys hurt, you get, you know, whatever. Uh, we don't, we only have two minutes.


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[Assistant] I wonder, I mean usually they know something, but my goodness. That sounds really fishy to me, but still staggering.


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[Assistant] I had a conversation with some football fans yesterday about pro crag pro picking next year.


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[Assistant] That would not be good roster. The roster had to me. You'll find out and also they have some holes. There are some issues, salary cap, free agents. Uh, there, there are holes. There are big holes. It's not like we need one guy here. One guy there. We gotta go position groups that need address overtime tomorrow. Yeah. Overtime is overtime.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, because I have nieces and nephews who are in Ukraine right now and I just need someone to talk to.


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[Assistant] Has he lost his marbles? President fucking Biden needs to do something about this shit. And I'm not joking.


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[Assistant] Hi guys, I'm Sungyoung Longest. Welcome to Asian at Home. It's been rainy, cold, wet in North California for a while and all I can think about is


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[Assistant] Discard the water and bring enough water to boil.


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[Assistant] Now let's add lots of flavored, fragrant vegetables, 2 ounces of sliced ginger, 2 bulbs of garlic cut in half, 1 large leek,


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[Assistant] Go ahead and swipe it out with damp towel. Lastly, one and half tablespoon of chicken powder. And this is a little my cheating.


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[Assistant] And at this point, remember not to stir the soup because we want to get rid of all the scums coming up to the surface. Because if you stir the soup, it will always sink down under the soup again, and we don't want that happen. Now cover, reduce the heat to medium, and simmer for three hours.


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[Assistant] Two pounds of big chunk, then go ahead and simmer for an additional one hour. Or if you're using like mine, like a little too small pieces of one pound each, then go ahead and simmer for about 30 to 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] And the most signature one is shoyu ramen, miso ramen, shio ramen, and tonkotsu. Shio ramen is the ramen just seasoned with only salt, very clean, basic ramen broth.


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[Assistant] And miso ramen is, uh, seasoned with miso and shoyu ramen is seasoned with soy sauce that


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[Assistant] Now we are going to bring this tare to boil over high heat and let it keep hard of oil for 5 to 7 minutes.


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[Assistant] Alright, I just removed my pork piece from the broth. I boiled them about 30 minutes. And my tare is ready to go. It's cooling down. But obviously you can tell the pork has no color outside at all. So what I'm gonna do is put little bit of tare


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[Assistant] Nothing against from the natural broth flavor. So I believe this is somewhat very similar flavor uhm, that we had in Kyoto. So I'm just gonna move the pork around. See that little bit of darker color actually makes this pork already looks more yummy.


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[Assistant] Now all we have to do is cool this pork in the refrigerator completely so it will be easier for us to slice them thinly. And then we are going to drain our ramen broth. Alright, my ramen broth right here.


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[Assistant] And you do not have to drain. When you start cooking, go ahead and put all the vegetables, the garlic, ginger, leek and everything in a cheese cloth so you can just remove it. And ta-da, broth and pork bones right there. But in Japan, the ramen shops, they usually do not use the pork bone.


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[Assistant] How awesome. And when you're ready, just go ahead and put about two cups of broth into the small pot and just bring it to boil when you're ready to eat.


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[Assistant] Oh, look at this beautiful broth. I'm gonna take about full cups out now because I'm gonna make some right now. For you or for me, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Alright, my pork is cooling down. My broth is ready to go. My tare is done.


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[Assistant] I'm waiting my water to boil to cook my ramen noodles. So meantime, I'm just gonna go ahead and chop up some green onion real fast. My green onion is ready to go and let's talk about the noodles. So you can use any ramen noodles that you can find at your local grocery stores, either dry,


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[Assistant] Was actually not a traditional ramen noodles, but it was more close to Chinese style egg noodles. Little more thicker side, but still that has that ramen.


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[Assistant] The soy sauce mixture. You will need about quarter cup to one-third cup. Depending on how salty ramen that you like. Then, put the broth, the ramen broth. Huh, I just pour it, why not?


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[Assistant] This is how the ramen shop makes their noodles like super duper pretty. All I prepared is for two bowls of ramen, but I'm making one for real quick right now. So half of this bean sprouts that I prepared. It's gonna be so good! A lot of char siu. And bunch of green onions. Egg. Like I said, it's optional, but


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[Assistant] It is not in longest house. And this is totally optional.


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[Assistant] Jacob and I love fresh garlic grated into the ramen, so I'm just gonna do so. This is it. This is it, guys.


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[Assistant] And subscribe my channel for more inspirations and ideas of Asian home cooking. Thank you so much for watching me today. And remember, you can always cook Asian food at your house.


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[Assistant] Ramen face steaming. This is my skincare secret, guys. This is my skincare routine.


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[Assistant] The Vocaloid doesn't exactly sound like a machine, but it doesn't sound human either, so I thought an illustration would work better than an actual picture.


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[Assistant] Later today, Starbucks will close thousands of stores, several hours for racial bias training. It comes after two black men were arrested in Philly for sitting in a Starbucks. The company will close more than 8,000 stores this afternoon. Employees will reportedly watch videos and they'll participate in discussions.


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[Assistant] I need a map to find my way around this blasted pile of maps. If I might make a suggestion, Captain.


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[Assistant] Mama hid it, so I wouldn't suck on it anymore. Well, stew me a bunch of squids. Let's have a look at that. Great book of Neverland. Woah, I don't know where you've come from.


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[Assistant] With those, I could finally kick that little worm of a Peter Pan's tail. You'd like to help your captain to find them, wouldn't you, sailor?


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[Assistant] Don't be scared, little monkey. What a lovely surprise!


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[Assistant] Give us a hug, Peter. You're just in time to break in me new boots. What do ya think?


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[Assistant] Any other volunteers to shine my boots? HAHAHAHAHA!


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[Assistant] Sooo, ye ain't such smartypants after all, are ye?


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[Assistant] Ooh, he's a little joker, isn't he? Ha ha ha! I adore him! My dear companions!


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[Assistant] Our new home awaits. Tonight, we sleep in the imaginary tree. All right, everyone.


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[Assistant] I'm guessing that Brock Purdy is no longer a part of that group. I wonder.


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[Assistant] I wonder if Baker Mayfield is still a part of that group.


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[Assistant] Okay, so the thing that I like about Baker is that he'll at least play the rest of the year.


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[Assistant] Like with Andy Dalton, there's already talk in New Orleans that James Winston's gonna come back. Winston could be a sneaky ad if you don't need a quarterback for this week, cause I think Dalton.


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[Assistant] There's also an interesting thing going on in Houston where Davis Mills has been playing, but Jeff Driscoll has been taking snaps. In some leagues, on some sites, you can use them as a tight end.


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[Assistant] Not just as a quarterback. And so if Davis Mills struggles again, here's a guy that can run around a little bit and make some plays who will be available in those deeper leagues.


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[Assistant] First of all, kinda crazy that you're rooting for bigger to fail, but I get it. And then Brett Rippon.


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[Assistant] Brett Rippon might be there for the rest of the year for Denver. Russ took a bad hit last week. And Rippon's been okay.


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[Assistant] When he's had a chance to play before. But the one that I think could be sneaky good rest of season is Jameis.


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[Assistant] I think you're on the right track with Taysom Hill. We've seen him play at least 40% of the snaps each of his past four games. It's been the touches that's fluctuated quite a bit. In two of the games, he's had eight or more touches. In the other two, he's had six or fewer.


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[Assistant] But this is a matchup against Atlanta and this has been a problem for New Orleans for like the last month. They haven't been able to do anything offensively because they've taken on some tough defenses. Anybody that's got Alvin Kamara on their fantasy teams knows how tough those matchups have been. But now the matchups are going to get easy.


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[Assistant] And we know the Falcons, that's a defense you can score on. So I think you could see Kamara bounce back and have a good fantasy game. He can finish strong.


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[Assistant] And I think Taysom Hill is still going to be involved in everything that New Orleans does. His playing time isn't going to go away. So as a Titan, especially in a non PPR league bowl, I think he's worth taking a chance on over all those other guys. But I got to bring up Chig Okonkwo with the Titans. As long as Traylen Burks is out,


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[Assistant] He's gonna be a must start fantasy tight end. And I loved him last week because we saw his playing time shoot right up and he's more of a wide receiver than a tight end. He's one of those kinds of guys and he got used in the red zone. He had an early touchdown. He had a two point catch.


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[Assistant] This dude's gonna be an interesting player for the Titans moving forward, but I think they don't want to put him out there too much, and they don't have to if Traylon Burks clears the concussion protocol, and he ends up playing this week for the Titans.


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[Assistant] Zay Jones and Evan Ingram, their tight end. He's got at least seven targets in each of his past two games and Trevor Lawrence has been playing great. But you're talking about Sneaky Sleepers, a wide receiver.


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[Assistant] And if I'm gonna mention Okonkwo at tight end, but he's gonna be based on whether somebody else plays.


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[Assistant] The Jets have a receiver like that too. Elijah Moore got a ton of playing time in the slot last week and targets to go along with it. It happened because Corey Davis was out. The Jets are playing the Lions. They stink against the pass.


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[Assistant] I think he's somebody who could end up mattering for fantasy. It might be a one week thing, but I'm thinking about starting Elijah Moore as a number three receiver in a bunch of my leagues. Definitely think that he can be a good PPR. And since we're rolling with guys who are sleepers.


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[Assistant] How about a wide receiver who hasn't played in four weeks, is out there in half of CBS sports leagues, and could end up being a league winner himself. He's on the Chiefs. His name is McCole Hardman. You might remember him as the guy that was scoring every single week before he got hurt. He's practicing today. He should be playing in week 15.


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[Assistant] Schultz plays Jacksonville. It's one of the best matchups on the board. I think it's going to be a high scoring game too. I would take Schultz.


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[Assistant] Wilson is a must-start fantasy-wide receiver until further notice.


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[Assistant] I've got Dak as the top five quarterback this week. Expecting a high scoring game between the Cowboys and the Jaguars.


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[Assistant] He's startable, but you've got two quarterbacks that are better. I would start Mike White over Aaron Rodgers. I'm nervous about Gino Smith going up against the 49ers. I'd start White over him. I'd start White over Jared Goff. Goff was a stud last week. I think he goes back to being a dud on the road this week against the Jets.


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[Assistant] He's not coming back this week. He's got to sit out one more week, but this is the stash to get it running back. And there's. And it running back, especially if you can slide them into an IR spot.


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[Assistant] And he's out there in 60% of CBS leagues. People cut him, they've forgotten about him, but he can be a factor for the Bears run game moving forward. I like the idea of getting him, putting him on the bench. The other sleeper, since I mentioned it, a guy, a stash candidate, not somebody that you're going to use right away. The backup behind Josh Jacobs in Las Vegas. It's a rookie named Zamir White. And I think Zamir White can end up being very good if, huge if, Josh Jacobs ends up missing anytime.


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[Assistant] I love what I saw from J.K. Dobbins offensive line last week. It was against a tough Steelers defense. You know, the Browns have had trouble stopping the run all year and they lost Coramora to another injury. Taki Taki the week before. I'm very nervous about the Browns run defense holding up against the Ravens this week. Dobbins is going to be at the front of the line.


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[Assistant] It does come down to who's quarterbacking the Steelers. We've seen Johnson's numbers be much better with Trubisky under center than Kenny Pickett. And it might not even be Trubisky. It might end up being Mason Rudolph. A lot of moving parts in Pittsburgh's passing game.


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[Assistant] Okay, so if it's full PPR, you're starting Berks if he's healthy. If not, I would take more out of Cordero Patterson. Patterson's got the tough matchup this week against New Orleans.


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[Assistant] I'm expecting Moster to be the main back for the Dolphins. He's been that each of their past two games and Jeff Wilson clearly isn't at 100%. Got hurt last week, hasn't practiced yet this week.


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[Assistant] Mostert's gonna have some opportunities against Buffalo. I think one of the ways that the Dolphins can counteract how defenses have been playing them lately is to run the dang ball. And Mostert will be the one doing that. And the Bills have actually been bad against the run in their last seven games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it, it, it, it unfortunately happens a lot. Just crazy luck when you play in head-to-head matchups. It happens every year in fantasy where teams that score total points don't make the playoffs.


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[Assistant] There are some leagues where if you win your division, you're in, and then it's the next four best teams based on points scored.


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[Assistant] Some of that was promoting performance despite nutrition but I've been training for Six Billion Dollar Man which is a movie I've been developing for a long time. Right. So I have to be in shape for that movie.


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[Assistant] Yes, so, but now the movie, we're trying to get it perfect, so hopefully by Monday we'll have a start date again and we'll be back.


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[Assistant] Well at first they like it, or they don't like it when I scare the boyfriend. And then all of a sudden they're like, oh dad, can you come see me at school? Because they want me to come and scare the boyfriend.


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[Assistant] Well, get up. You know what? My wife started getting up a little bit earlier and she, she just couldn't sleep for whatever reason. It was jet lag because we were on the east coast. She came back and we're sitting in the kitchen at five o'clock and it's just me and her like, this is great. We're getting to spend quality time together.


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[Assistant] I got a hug, took my two daughters to Matahitsa, got a hug, then I tried to go in for a little more, you know, like, hey, what's going on, what are we gonna do next week, and just stopped at.


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[Assistant] Poor sweet. I suppose he forgot to wind his watch last night, as usual. You wouldn't know about Larry.


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[Assistant] Darling, there's a horrible part about you. However aggravating you are, one can't really be angry.


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[Assistant] I hardly know what to say. It's, it's so unexpected.


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[Assistant] Larry, let's be frank with each other. There's no place in your life for me just now.


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[Assistant] Of course I want to travel. But not like that. Cheap restaurants, third rate hotels. Besides, I want to have babies, Larry.


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[Assistant] Oh, Larry, you're so impractical. You don't know what you're asking me to do. I'm young. I want to have fun. Do all the things people do. We wouldn't have a friend in the world.


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[Assistant] If you had an assent to your name and got a job that brought you three thousand a year, I'd marry you without a minute's hesitation. I'd cook for you. I'd make beds. I wouldn't care what I wore.


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[Assistant] I think it was fun because I dealt with only a question of time until you'd make good.


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[Assistant] But this means living like this all our lives with nothing to look forward to. It's asking too much. Oh, Larry, you've had your fling now. For your own sake, I beg of you to come home with us.


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[Assistant] Oh wonderful, growing by leaps and bounds. How's it now?


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[Assistant] Do you realize I haven't laid eyes on him for... for years?


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[Assistant] That we should have almost exactly the income that Larry had when he wanted me to marry him. And I wouldn't because we couldn't possibly live on it.


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[Assistant] I've never stopped loving him. I've never loved anyone else in my life.


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[Assistant] I heard you were in power, Sophie. You might have called me, I'm in the phone book.


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[Assistant] If you asked her to dinner, she'd come in plastered and pass out before the evening was over. Last we simply had to drop her.


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[Assistant] We're going to VTAL on Thursday with Uncle Elliot. He wants to take the cure. We'll be back by the first of the month. I'll call you.


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[Assistant] Larry. At last. I've been trying to reach you for hours. Aren't you ever in?


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[Assistant] This morning, Uncle Elliot insisted on being here in time for Elsa's soiree tonight. Poor dear, he's not at all well. But he will go to all these parties.


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[Assistant] Larry, you're the most gullible person I've ever known. She'll never stop drinking. Sophie wallows in the gutter because she likes it. A blind person could see that.


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[Assistant] She's an awful woman. She's bad, bad, bad. She sows from morning till night.


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[Assistant] Because I know women. Do you think she'll stick to Larry? Of course not.


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[Assistant] Sooner or later she'll break out, it's in her blood. It's a brute she wants, that's what excites her, and it's a brute she'll go after. She'll lead Larry to hell.


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[Assistant] I can do nothing about it but you can.


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[Assistant] Ask her to lunch. Would be rather awkward for me after what I've just said to Larry.


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[Assistant] Oh, I promise you I haven't. As a matter of fact, I'm terribly curious to see what she looks like. Now that Larry's reformed, eh?


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[Assistant] No thanks. You don't mind if we do. Oh no, of course not.


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[Assistant] Not at all. Suppose you pick me up tomorrow at three at the apartment. Larry, you know the address, don't you?


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[Assistant] That was Somerset Malm on the telephone. He always gives me the queerest feeling. As if he were leading other people's lives for them. But I dare say that comes with being a knock.


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[Assistant] I called him a stuffed shirt that night, didn't I? What does it matter? That's all past. You weren't yourself.


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[Assistant] Your mind was miles away when I came in. Where was it, with Larry? No, right here I was thinking. What?


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[Assistant] I've always wanted to see him happy. You hate me for marrying him, don't you? No. I don't hate you at all. I'd hate anyone or anything that came in the way of his happiness. I'll be a good wife. I hope you will. I was before. I know you were. Sophie, don't misunderstand me. I don't.


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[Assistant] Poor Uncle Elliot. He exaggerates about so many things, but for once he's right. I love the color. Like the green you sometimes see in the heart of a white rose.


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[Assistant] Yesterday at the Ritz was tough going. I know, I saw it. Did you? Did I show it? Only to me, I think. It meant something to me. Larry, you mean. Larry's happiness.


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[Assistant] Could we talk more? Of course, as much as you want. Will you wait for me? I've got to pick up Joan at the dentist. I promised I would.


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[Assistant] He would do that, but it doesn't matter. At least he'll be home. I'll see him.


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[Assistant] All my life I've done the things other people have wanted me to do. From now on, I intend to do the things I want to do. I intend to see as much of Larry as I possibly can.


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[Assistant] Oh, Larry, for heaven's sake. What you need is a good psychiatrist. Sometimes I think you're completely out of your mind. Just look what you've done with your life. And with mine. What in heaven's name are you trying to prove?


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[Assistant] I'd hope you'd come back to the States with us. Grey's going into business again, and he'll need all the help he can get. Larry, you've no idea what you've done for him. He spoke of it again only yesterday. You can't see the change, but I can. When you're around, he's different. Much like his old self.


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[Assistant] But suppose he does. Suppose something goes wrong again and he has another breakdown. You can't imagine what he went through the last time. It wasn't just a matter of headaches or nerves. He was sick, really sick. Larry, I've never told this to anyone before, but for months and months we had to watch him every minute. It wasn't just losing his money and the business his father had built up. It was more than that.


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[Assistant] She didn't ask for anything, she just helped herself. I had to leave to pick up my daughter at the dentist. And when I returned, Sophie was gone and the bottle was empty.


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[Assistant] The guy I knew. A minute before he was full of life and fun and then...


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[Assistant] It was the last day of the war, almost the last moment. He could have saved himself, but he didn't. He saved me and... died.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought I'd start by going to Paris. I went there several times on leave. I don't know why, but I've got it into my head that there, everything that's muddled in my mind.


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[Assistant] It's a funny place. It gives you the feeling that you can think out your thoughts to the very end.


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[Assistant] We could go down to Capri for our honeymoon. And then in the fall we could go to Greece. Remember how we used to talk about traveling all over the world together?


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[Assistant] Isabel, stop exaggerating. We'll do everything that you want to do and we'll do it together.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't make you happy if I did. You see, what you forget is that I want to learn as passionately as... Well, as Grey, for example, wants to make a lot of money.


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[Assistant] I came over here because I was restless and because my mind was muddled. I came looking for the answers to a lot of questions. Some of them I found. Others I may never find. But I can't stop now. Oh, I know it sounds vague and trivial compared with... Well, compared with everything that's happening at home today. And I know I'm being very difficult. But I can't stop now, Isabel. I just can't.


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[Assistant] Fortunately for themselves, most people are just content to follow the normal course and take things as they are. Oh, I wish I could too.


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[Assistant] But I know if I tried, I'd just make a mess of your life and of mine too.


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[Assistant] It may be that when I'm through, I will have found something to give that people will be glad to take. It's just a chance.


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[Assistant] Yes, but doesn't the fact that people have been asking those same questions for thousands of years only go to prove that they can't help asking?


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[Assistant] Ever since the war, I've been searching for something. Something that I-I've not been able to put into words.


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[Assistant] To my friends, I'm aloof or afraid of responsibilities. I can't even make those I love understand what I'm after.


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[Assistant] Not necessarily in the terms of what the world calls success. Somehow I've lost confidence in the accepted values.


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[Assistant] I try to get excited at the prospect of settling down, minding my own business and making good. But it only increases my urge to move on.


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[Assistant] That I was suspended in midair, and all the things that had been confused before suddenly became clear to me.


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[Assistant] I had a sense of knowledge more than human. I felt that I'd broken away and was free.


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[Assistant] I learned something about myself. I was very happy there.


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[Assistant] Before I count ten, your hand will open and the coin will drop out of it.


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[Assistant] In 60 seconds, your eyelids will grow heavy. So heavy that you will be obliged to close them. Then you will sleep for another minute.


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[Assistant] No, I don't agree with you, Isabel. She was as normal as any person I've ever known.


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[Assistant] Well, just the same, I do wish you'd be nice to her, Isabelle. We're going to be married.


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[Assistant] Sweet voice, sweet lips, soft hand and softer breast. Warm breath, light whisper, tender semitone. Bright eyes, accomplished shape and languorous waist. Faded the flower and all its buttered charms. Faded the sight of beauty from my eyes. Faded the shape of beauty from my arms.


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[Assistant] Faded the voice, warmth, whiteness, paradise. Vanished unseasonably at shut of eve.


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[Assistant] No, Miss Keith. No, I came to steal a card for the princess' party. She hasn't asked Ellie at Templeton.


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[Assistant] Oh come, Miss Keith, be a good sport. Give me a card. He won't come. He's dying and it'll make the poor old man so happy.


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[Assistant] I've always liked machinery and besides when I'm washing a car or tinkering with a carburetor, my mind's free and at the same time I feel I'm accomplishing something.


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[Assistant] You know what it means to see another man give up his life for you, do you?


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[Assistant] Have you ever thought what it is to walk the streets at night knowing that you're walking in another man's shoes? That someone deliberately died. So that you might go on living. Listen. Do you remember that night in Chicago when we talked at the country club? I told you then that I didn't think I'd ever find myself. Well, I haven't yet. Completely. I found some of the things that I was looking for. And someday I may find them all. But in any event, I'm going to keep right on looking.


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[Assistant] And Grey in his own way can do the same thing because this is his second chance. And I know he'll come through.


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[Assistant] When you found Sophie gone in a bottle empty, weren't you surprised?


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[Assistant] I know. Well I think I'll go to bed. Elliot, will you lock up?


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[Assistant] Good night, darling. Don't be too late. Remember, we have to catch the boat train in the morning. Well, you're very dressed up.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna send you where you belong. One. Oh, Mickey. Mickey, I never come across nobody in my life. Mickey, you wouldn't do it to me.


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[Assistant] But kernel was a good joke. Or wasn't it? Very good. But racing car was perhaps even better. Hey, come on.


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[Assistant] Jada, make no statement. It will only cause conflict. Now get out. You should have gone out long ago, you know. To Spain to fight.


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[Assistant] That's a joke. The joke, my boy, is that man is great in his intentions, but weak in carrying them out. Therein lies our misery and our charm. God bless your eyes.


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[Assistant] You'll meet him. Keep your eyes open everywhere. Be prepared for anything.


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[Assistant] I wish I could say something comforting, cheerful, pleasant.


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[Assistant] The steady struggle for mere survival becomes worse.


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[Assistant] They speak French very well, not at all the way the Germans spoke it several years ago.


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[Assistant] You are talking to your father, condescending the human heart.


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[Assistant] You may wait seven. You may wait seven thousand. Look. France closed the German frontiers today.


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[Assistant] There will be blackout any minute, it was just announced. You ought to hurry home.


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[Assistant] You going up to see your brother now? Can I be frank with you, Ben?


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[Assistant] You'll tell him nothing of the kind. It's the only way, Ben. It's the only way to ruin us. No! I tell you, it's safe. No! You'd better not go up and see your brother at all.


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[Assistant] Now look, Joe, let's get the picture clear. Tomorrow's the 4th of July.


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[Assistant] Tomorrow the nickels and dimes and pennies of every sucker goes on 776. Right? That's right.


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[Assistant] Now we're fixing that number to hit and the bankers are gonna go broke because they got no distribution on the betting.


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[Assistant] You know, I didn't have to invest all this money, Joe. I could have called in my ex-beer partner, Fico, with his handful of Chicago shooters and just taken all those banks like I did beer in 27. But you, you said no. You're my smart lawyer. Right? That's right.


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[Assistant] You said you were trying to work up public sentiment to get a law passed, making numbers a legal lottery.


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[Assistant] You make up your mind yet, Fico? I'm thinking it over, Ben.


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[Assistant] You took that gun of yours and jazzed up the town. You killed one man.


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[Assistant] All the legal charlots from the corner cop up the hall and the governor are gonna be screaming for action after what you did tonight. They'll raid my banks up and down the line night and day. And everybody working for me is gonna wanna quit.


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[Assistant] I want you to take your boys and hold those people in line. Do what you have to do. Go as far as you have to go. No matter how tough Hall gets, those banks are going to operate. I want that money coming in, no matter what. And nobody quits, understand? Not even the janitor. It's a deal, Ben.


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[Assistant] And you see to it that he keeps his mouth shut when Hall works him over.


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[Assistant] No Jumper. Coolest podcast on the world and today I've got my good friend, YBN Cordae.


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[Assistant] Doing good. Uh, we were both together at the Kid Cudi, uh, album release party last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And, uh, how'd you, how'd you?


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[Assistant] You call her gorgeous? You think Kanye would feel some type of way about that? Nah.


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[Assistant] My two takeaways from seeing Kim Kardashian live. A, ridiculously beautiful. B, her ass is from a different era.


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[Assistant] I hate that feeling. Facts. Yea, I would think about that non-stop if I was still in like the aggressive like pussy getting market. Like I would be convinced I was getting set up.


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[Assistant] I hope if that happens, I hope all my fans like, have the heart to not continue to follow this dude and unfollow him and like, don't just support his rap career because he killed me and took my Instagram.


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[Assistant] I'm just talking about all the bad shit that could happen if you fuck a girl off Tinder. Don't get Tinder. How do we get to this? You're too poppin' for Tinder. Yea. How do we get here? I don't know. I'm not on Tinder.