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[Assistant] Well, at the moment, uhm, YouTube is very, putting a lot of money into their live portion of the site. Yeah. And, uh, you know, like I said, YouTube Live is very new. I'd give it like a year or two and it's gonna be...


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[Assistant] Because there's gaming on YouTube and there's also everything else. You know, Twitch is very niche.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, people are gonna, I don't, I don't even know why people go on Instagram live. They don't make money from that. Like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I wanted to, uh, you know, make like a, my own version of Fear Factor. Uh, so I invited everybody to make like an invitational video on Twitter. Everybody's invited.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, well, I wouldn't, yeah, I mean, they, they can send, they send the waivers, it's all good.


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[Assistant] Shot them with paintballs and then we made them eat three Carolina Reapers and pepper sprayed them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, the cops are watching. They can give a shit, man.


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[Assistant] That's why he went to Skid Row. Cause there ain't no cops give a fuck about Skid Row, from what I can tell.


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[Assistant] Like, they were watching, we had a crowd. That's why I didn't, I like doing everything in public.


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[Assistant] Because, and we had fucking stream snipers come up while we were dyeing our hair, fucking jump on the table, just fuck with us, like, just so random and chaotic is what makes a stream entertaining.


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[Assistant] I think it's entertaining. People just show up because they know where I am and they do stupid shit and then they leave.


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[Assistant] I think the reason it's so entertaining is because you just don't know what's about to happen. A vlog is like, alright, you know it's going to happen because the video is uploaded.


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[Assistant] I mean, when you make your videos, do you ever, uhm, just think like...


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[Assistant] Like me personally, when I make videos and streams, I'm just like, all right, whatever happens while the camera's on.


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[Assistant] I don't give a shit, it's all going in the video because it's just...


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[Assistant] I want to say it's like, cause it's not my part of my job or anything. It's just a different mentality. Like, I don't know. I just, I'm not caring. Like, who gives a fuck, right?


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[Assistant] You know, I, I show it. I've had like talks on my stream, super depressed and I, you know, I show.


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[Assistant] Like when you're live, you know, you show life how it really fucking is. There's no bullshit painting. Like life isn't perfect. You're not always fucking happy. It doesn't matter how rich or poor you are. You know, how famous or whatever you are. You're always gonna have your fucked up times, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so a lot of people think live streaming, uh, real live streaming in general is super easy. You put a camera on your face and you just kind of do what you would normally do in your everyday life. Uh, but now you're recording it, but that's just so fucking wrong because not only do you have to be


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[Assistant] Consistently entertaining and like you have to be like hype about everything that's going on. You also have to, uhm.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you, you, it's just unnatural to record everything and you have to like make it pretend like it's natural and uhm, I was gonna say, I forgot what I was gonna say though, but you, you, you're sort of, the mentality is a lot different.


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[Assistant] As opposed to a video, a lot of people on YouTube are unfamiliar with live chat, like live stream. So they click on it. They click on it and most live streams have a lot of downtime, but so I constantly try to make sure there's no fucking downtime. So all these new viewers who have low attention spans.


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[Assistant] I mean, they gave me a sponsor button, which is something that's rare to have, but that's about it.


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[Assistant] They don't care, I really doubt they care about me or my channel. I mean sure they want to grow their platform, but YouTube's already such a big fucking company, you know, they don't care.


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[Assistant] Pewdiepie is not, uh, the one paying YouTube.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think for YouTube, it's like, they're already the biggest fucking like site on the internet, it seems. And, you know, they just don't get, it just doesn't matter. They're not going anywhere. It's fucking YouTube.


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[Assistant] When I got banned, they did reach out to me and they did give me a sponsor button, super chat and hooked me up with all these promotional stuff. Uhm, and that's great and they do take into what I say for consideration when they, uh,


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[Assistant] Make their platform as they're growing their platform.


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[Assistant] I mean, the site is so big, there's so many departments. When I went to the YouTube, uh, office, there's like a million fucking departments that the live section is very small. They don't really have too much power to change anything that, you know, I suggest. Whereas on Twitch, everything is very tight knit, a lot smaller, there's not a million fucking offices and departments. So when you say something to a Twitch staff, it's actually probably gonna happen if you suggest something.


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[Assistant] You know, it's just something that fucking happens. I mean, I, I still feel like they-


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[Assistant] Should have been more clear, like alright, I streamed five times at an airport before I got banned for this time. How come nobody ever reached out to me saying, hey, if you stream at an airport, you might get swatted, you might then for get banned.


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[Assistant] This is a little transparency between me and the staff when it comes to, that came to some things.


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[Assistant] Things like every couple of days, yeaah. So each, most of my live streams hit about 150,000 views on average.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of money that I'm missing out of that gets demonetized. There's 150,000 views a day just from the live stream and then you have the donations, you have the super chat, you have the sponsors and then you have my highlight video.


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[Assistant] So. It's all working together. Yeah. So I, ad revenue is definitely a big part.


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[Assistant] I do. So I, basically how it works is from what I've noticed. I'm not too familiar. Like it's weird. Live streaming is like how it's tracked really weird on YouTube.


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[Assistant] My streams are monetized until it's over and then they get demonetized as the video. Like when it's a video it's demonetized.


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[Assistant] Because I had caught, like I played music or something in my stream, so the video's demonetized, but while I'm live, it's, it's not demonetized.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Music, like if I play, if I'm like going in the car and there's radio playing, like that's copyright music, demonetized. But that's only after the stream's over, so I don't really care that much.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of people don't understand that. I think, uh, live streaming on YouTube is really going to get big in a, in a probably like a year or something when they're completely polished at the moment, they're still working on it. Um, cause I mean, you completely can bypass the adpocalypse that way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's, it's just dull. It is what it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, honestly, I, I'm, like I said, that's why I'm not mad at Twitch. I'm totally content, I'm actually a little happy, I'm fucking happy I'm on YouTube. It's like...


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[Assistant] Cause I, I have like motivation to want to grow cause if you grow.


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[Assistant] If you have a million subscribers on YouTube and a million subscribers on Twitch, the YouTube subscribers are worth a lot fucking more. Uh, cause it's a bigger site and you can get promoted way more and you can get way more subscribers from that.


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[Assistant] It's not exploited on YouTube. Like I said, at the moment I'm cheesing the system and I'm going live after I uploaded a video while it's being promoted to new people. And then it says live now in the video cause that's what YouTube does automatically.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, because I mean, I look at my analytics and I will have like a 50-50 subscribed to non-subscribed ratio. Really? So there's a lot of new people just constantly in my live stream, constantly just, you know, turning over and stuff.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I mean at the moment I, my fire right now is trying to like, create like, this network. Like I said, uhm, I had, I already created like, what, the section that YouTube Live should have. Like, I, I, I created the discovery.


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[Assistant] Right, uhm, so that's where the fight, and I'm gonna try and get like, I'm gonna announce it soon.


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[Assistant] Uh, like tonight or something tomorrow and I, I project like a few hundred people are going to try cause if there's a high frequency of viewers from my Reddit, which is like 40k subscribers and Twitter and like my app with 20k downloads, high frequency of people using this shit, but low frequency of streamers. That's easy exposure. People are going to fucking.


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[Assistant] Easy subscribers, easy viewers. That's a really good idea, yeaah. So I project like a few hundred people are gonna try and do this, so I have a few hundred people within my network and then...


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[Assistant] I just grew up from there and I turned live streaming into like an actual fucking business.


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[Assistant] Livestreaming, I personally feel is definitely going to be the future, dude, because it's super real and it's super, it's easily consumable entertainment. It's just constantly something new. You, you know, videos, oh, 10 minute video. Okay, that's my 10 minutes of entertainment. Now what the fuck do I do? Supposed to a live stream, constantly just new entertainment coming in over and over and over.


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[Assistant] Very, you're painting a picture. Yeah. And it seems very unreal. Like the expectations for life in a vlog seem very unreal compared to how life actually is. So I, people just watch it and they're like, oh, that's cool, but that's never gonna fucking happen to me.


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[Assistant] And then you have a live stream and some dude just actually just raw living his life. It's like, yo, this is very relatable. I do the same fucking shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I have live streaming body cams, like just 24 seven, like I think that's where it's going to go eventually. People are just going to 24 seven live stream their life and people are viewers are going to be so invested into an actual person. It's going to be like, okay, you are now like almost a family member of mine.


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[Assistant] Although watch out because when there's a camera and it's live, people are chaotic. People are gonna do crazy shit, dude.


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[Assistant] They're gonna come and they're gonna, they're not gonna get like, they might get naked, they might show nipples, but they're so much worse. They might vandalize your fucking place. They might come and like do fucked up shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I mean, it does worry me on like a daily basis, like where the fuck am I gonna be in five years? You know, it's not like a normal-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's like, when you're working some office job, you know, okay, in 10 years, my 401k and my blinds are tired. Like for streaming, you just don't know when the shit's going to end. So it worries you because you can't plan for the future specifically.


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[Assistant] But I mean, my plan is to, like I said, I'm trying this, this network thing. I'm trying to somehow create a business out of live streaming. So like people would say, oh, live streaming should already be your business. Treat it like one. But I don't think like, I don't.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it's like, uh, I'm trying to make it so even if my stream does die one day, I can still make money. That's how I'm trying to do it.


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[Assistant] No, no, I mean, I think they're going to be very highly appreciative that you're having the podcast with me because I'm a very, uh, I mean, I guess it's a controversial name. Are you not controversial? I don't know. I say it like this because I don't fucking think so. Yeah. But a lot compared to me.


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[Assistant] A lot of, a lot of people seem to think though, cause just how my community, you know, people perceive my community as like super toxic, but I don't, I think my community is just very vocal. Right. So.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I mean you just, you just have to look at the background of my channel though. Like I was banned five times before that. Like I don't blame Twitch at all because it's, in a way it is my fault, like I did show my gate number even though there should have been more communication between the rules but,


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[Assistant] Hey, fuck it, things happen and I'm doing fine now, so I really don't care.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's fucking nice. Hey, don't everybody, you have to POS. No, no. Hey, you fucking retard. You'll fucking look at this shit. Like you gotta, yeah.


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[Assistant] He's a guy who, when I was on Twitch, he came to my apartment all the time to streamstipe me since everyone knew where I live. Okay. So they would come over and they would, uh, knock on my, they knocked on my fucking door at like two in the morning and they were like, yo, and they were streaming. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? They're like, we're streaming. And I'm like, so?


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[Assistant] We're here. Can we come in? I'm like, it's two in the fucking morning. And I'm like, all right. Yeah, sure. Come in. And we smoked weed.


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[Assistant] I said the same thing when he was on my Fear Factor. I was like, what the fuck, dude? That's so weird.


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[Assistant] What do you, what do you think about people coming to your just, your shop randomly?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I mean, this is kind of funny. I mean, I remember when I was getting swatted, like, I got swatted like every day for a month, uh, like two months ago. When I got swatted on the plane, it gave that guy so much fucking power. When I got banned, that dude, he was doing it every fucking day, just to fuck with me. I'm like, dude, you're fucking fags.


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[Assistant] I got the FBI involved and they were like, sorry, we have other things to worry about. And I'm like, I'm gonna get fucking shot one day. And they're like, hey, well we have other things to worry about. I'm like, okay.


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[Assistant] But, uh, when I called, I actually, after that, after the FBI couldn't help me, I called the police station and I, uh, I called all 22 police departments in LA, every fucking police department. They thought I was fucking lying. I'm like, so somebody's gonna call in and say they have a bomb at this address. So it's fake, don't come. And they're like,


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[Assistant] Why? How do we know you don't actually have a bomb and you're actually like, they actually thought I was lying because they thought it was like, I'm like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, my address. So I even moved and everyone knows my address again now and I had to tell the police and even so, but to this day at this point, the every, all the police know me. They're just like, they'll constantly like, they'll come up to me and be like, yo dude, what's up? And they'd fucking know me like a first name basis because I've been swatted so much.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, it's weird talking in like this kind of format, it's so professional.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, uhm, if there's any advice I could say for anybody, uhm, especially people who make content creators like YouTube or whatever, should definitely start streaming because it's, it's, I mean, that's the future, man. Videos are gonna, like, eventually there's gonna be a new generation of people who just, you know, as time goes on,


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[Assistant] Alright, the kids get lower and lower attention spans because entertainment is just so easily consumable, so fucking fast, livestreaming is just gonna be the thing everyone does.


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[Assistant] Well, they said I could appeal in six months, but I'm doing just fine on YouTube, and I'm making more money, so I mean, fuck it.


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[Assistant] The council cannot stand at an impasse.


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[Assistant] She left Jasper to wait for her and came here? We were almost to the cottage now and I felt uneasy. I was glad to have Edward's hand in mine but I also felt as if I should be here alone.


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[Assistant] I didn't wait for


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[Assistant] When Edward came through the door after only 13 seconds rather than 30, I was watching the book burn. What's going on, Bella? She was here. She ripped a page out of my book to write her note on. Why? I don't know why. Why are you burning it? I frowned, letting all my frustration and pain show on my face. I did not know what Alice was trying to tell me.


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[Assistant] When we were on the plane to Italy, I whispered. This was not a lie, except perhaps in context. On our way to rescue you, she lied to Jasper so that he wouldn't come after us. She knew that if he faced the Volturi, he would die. She was willing to die herself rather than put him in danger. Willing for me to die too, willing for you to die. Edward didn't answer.


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[Assistant] It made my still heart ache to realize that my explanation did not feel like a lie in any way. I don't believe it, Edward said. He didn't say it like he was arguing with me. He said it like he was arguing with himself. Maybe it was just Jasper in danger. Her plan would work for the rest of us, but he'd be lost if he stayed. Maybe she could have told us that, sent him away. But would Jasper have gone? Maybe she's lying to him again.


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[Assistant] Maybe, I pretended to agree. We should go home. There's no time. Edward took my hand and we ran. Alice's note did not make me hopeful. If there were any way to avoid the coming slaughter, Alice would have stayed. I couldn't see another possibility. So it was something else she was giving me. Not a way to escape. But what else would she think that I wanted? Maybe a way to salvage something?


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[Assistant] Alright, so thank you all for coming here today. I will try and not need sunglasses for the, the light there. And welcome back to the first week of quarter? Semester?


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[Assistant] Quarter, yes. And I'm sure you're all very enthused about this particular topic. Otherwise you wouldn't be here, right? But.


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[Assistant] Designing for older adults. Some people, other than yourselves, might say, why do we need to design for older adults? And I would...


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[Assistant] You know, I will show you in fact that because of the aging demographics of the population, the increasing prevalence of technology, there are a lot of people who are left


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[Assistant] If you want to call it the digital divide or they're just left behind, there's a lot of people for whom current technology is just plain not working.


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[Assistant] And as usability people or user interface design people or whatever you want to call yourselves, we have to ask ourselves, what's keeping us from accommodating this population in the current universe of ever-changing technology? So I'm going to be presenting some background data.


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[Assistant] Uhm, on, on, uh, current issues and some statistics that I hope, I hope you stay awake from or, you know, didn't eat too much lunch and can stay awake from. Then I'll be turning it over to Jeff, who will, uh, talk more in depth about actual age-related changes, both the,


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[Assistant] Am I in the way? Am I okay here? Uhm, to start with, let's just get some definitions out of the way.


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[Assistant] We, you're probably often used to seeing 65 plus seniors, older people, the elderly, whatever you want to call it. But we've stuck a, uh, we've drawn a line in the sand at 50 plus because there's a lot of research that indicates


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[Assistant] That by around age 50, some things are starting to change in your body and in your cognition that can lead to usability problems.


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[Assistant] You know, it's, it's not totally arbitrary, but it's where we're gonna, where we're gonna start from.


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[Assistant] I call them older adults. There's another whole talk about whatever you want to call them and we won't get into that now. But for this, the purposes of the talk, we call them older adults or OAs. You'll see that abbreviation a lot. And then just to put the definitions, usability and design for all or universal design up here, I won't elaborate on that. I assume that all of, or most if not all of you know what they are, but I would,


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[Assistant] Ask that you keep those concepts in mind as we go through.


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[Assistant] And some basic premises. Uhm, Jeff and I are both advocates of Alan Newell. Not the Alan Newell, but he's a professor emeritus at University of Dundee. He's done extensive work on


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[Assistant] Usability and technology adaptation by older adults. And he says his claim was designing for older adults means you design for almost everybody. And I think that's a good starting point for what we'll be talking about today.


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[Assistant] So, it's not that older adults have a completely different set of usability criteria than everybody else. It's that


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[Assistant] The usability issues that, uhm, affect many people affect older adults more frequently and more severely to the point where it just stops them in their tracks and they can't go on any further.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and conversely, if you make older, if you make usability more usable,


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[Assistant] If you make technology more usable for older adults it does provide a benefit for other populations. Nobody's gonna say they want


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[Assistant] Second language learners who are using, using an interface in their second language, and then people with little technology experience.


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[Assistant] I hope it's not the boring part, but I will be sharing some statistics and charts and talking about the aging demographic of the country, who's online and what they're doing online and social media and things like that, to give you an idea of it's not some isolated, you know, 1% of the population that's, that we need to care about.


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[Assistant] So this is current information for the numbers of the US adult population by age. Uhm,


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[Assistant] Sorry, I'm looking up there and thinking, am I in the way? Am I okay? Okay, alright. So uhm, over the next 20 years, I guess I can't point it there, over the next 20 years, you can see that the steepest increases in this group, the 65 to 84 year olds, yeaah, from 2015 to 2035,


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[Assistant] And the percent of adults online, currently, by age, you can see that all of the groups from 2000 to 214, all the age groups identified, are increasing. But it turns out that the, the, since the,


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[Assistant] Since 2010, the steepest increase is in the 65 and plus, and the, uh, 50 to 64 is also increasing. And part of this is, is also in steep, increasing steeply. Part of this is that, you know, the,


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[Assistant] 45 year olds of 10 years ago are now 55 year olds, but part of it is that more and more people are getting online who were not comfortable being online or didn't have the opportunity to be online before.


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[Assistant] What are these ever increasing numbers of older adults doing online? Well, it turns out that they're doing much the same as everybody else. Uhm, this, this chart from


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[Assistant] The Pew Foundation, it divided people into six age groups. Notice they started 18 because they're just considering adults. And they came up with the seven most popular, most common activities.


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[Assistant] And, and then they rated them, but actually the top three for all six age groups are the same and they're ranked the same. Email, search, and health info. Now, I, I don't know about this population in the room.


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[Assistant] I would have a hard time getting my daughters to do anything on email and they're 17 and 19.


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[Assistant] But this, uh, starts at 18, and I don't think that it's, uh, mobile only. I think it's, uh, desktop. It includes desktop apps, so maybe...


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[Assistant] It's out there. So, anyway, so people are doing much, much the same thing regardless of age, right?


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[Assistant] And now look at social network age. I think that many people tend to not think of older adults as being, uh, involved with social networks.


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[Assistant] But here you see, okay, this is no big surprise, the youngest cohort has the highest, uhm,


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[Assistant] These, uh, the green and orange ones, together are 40% of all social network users are over the age of 50. So that's a not insignificant amount of people using, using social networks.


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[Assistant] You know, I just wrote down that it's from the Pew Internet. I don't think that's been, I don't think that was segregated. Uh, although, then there's more information


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[Assistant] And uhm, this was a different study from Pew Internet, and it showed these things. So I imagine that Instagram, uh, at least Instagram,


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[Assistant] Is, is on a mobile. I don't know, do people use Instagram on a desktop?


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[Assistant] Then, then okay, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and uh, LinkedIn.


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[Assistant] And there's a couple of interesting things here. One is, in the last couple of weeks there's been some studies showing that the 16 to 18 year olds, and you notice they're not included in this, 16 to 18 year olds are bailing off of Facebook because


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[Assistant] Facebook has seen a, uhm, 46% increase over one year in the 45-year-old group. And Twitter has seen a, uhm,


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[Assistant] Almost an 80% increase in its usage. So there's a lot more people using, using it than I think anybody had really realized.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have two things on device ownership.


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[Assistant] So here are the four ways it's broken out. You can see that almost everybody's got a cell phone.


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[Assistant] Even the highest, the highest age cohort, but that they're very low on smartphones. Not very low, but you know, there's not much adoption there.


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[Assistant] But another view of it is, uh, device ownership by age shows that the oldest cohort, they're pretty stuck down with the e-tablets, uhm, sorry, e-readers, tablets, and smartphones. Mostly they're just using cell phones. But I, I would suspect that that would change if they could get more usable things for them, more usable, uhm, services.


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[Assistant] Okay, so then I wanted to know what are the most popular mobile applications? I was particularly interested in what are people who are 50 and older using?


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[Assistant] Uh, there, there was like no data. Nielsen has a great report and it, and it breaks people up into three age brackets.


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[Assistant] Between 18 and 44, and then apparently the earth ends.


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[Assistant] And there's no data. So, for the 18 to 44s, it's social gaming and shopping. But I couldn't find anything for people over.


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[Assistant] I did, I diabetes, uh, I can't remember who at lunch was talking about a diabetes thing. But it's not just there once, it's, it's there twice. There's different, different, obviously different applications for it. And the Huff, Huffington Post has a post 50 subversion of it. It's done, which is the most Byzantine, uh,


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[Assistant] Item checker I've ever seen for saying I fed the cat. I let the cat out and you have to set it all up and check it out. I don't, I don't know. I couldn't figure it out.


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[Assistant] Park and find to find your car in a parking garage.


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[Assistant] You know, can you recommend a good movie or look at this picture of my cat? Did you have a question?


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[Assistant] Yes or no or something like that. And I did see an example of a grandmother saying, my grandson wants this shirt. Can I get it for him? And it had something


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[Assistant] You, older person, what would you like to see? What would be useful for you? What would you enjoy? What would, what would be helpful? It was just, here, we're making these and they're for you because you're old. So,


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[Assistant] And I didn't see any statistics either on how much this has been adopted by how much use there is. Did you have a quick question?


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[Assistant] Okay, now we all, I, I love trans, I love tech, technology, I love transformation too. Uhm, but there's a, a huge potential.


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[Assistant] For older adults to benefit, we would say that they are the population that can benefit the most from usable technology. Not to make gross generalizations, but


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[Assistant] It could be a game changer, like this woman from the New York Times, she's an online reader, there's an online Times, a blog called The New Old Age, and I imagine it's mostly read by people my age and older.


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[Assistant] But she says it's a Mac laptop has changed her life. It's been a blessing now. She has limited mobility. She's stuck at her kitchen table.


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[Assistant] She really likes her Mac laptop. So it can be transformative. But, it's not always transformative or not in a good way.


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[Assistant] So this is a sampling of comments I got online from these news, uuuh, these news sources up here. Why do they have to make the font so small?


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[Assistant] Why does everyone think light grey text is a good idea these days? This is like 90% of people vote on these two things. It's too bright, my eyes have aged to the point where bright white backgrounds impair my ability.


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[Assistant] I liked it the way it was. Why didn't they leave it that way? And again, how can I make the font bigger? The reason I put this here isn't because I was having one of those moments, but because this is like one of the major things that we see all the time.


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[Assistant] Comments from people, you read them online, and it's because many, many, many older adults


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[Assistant] And, and other people, they don't know about this command plus, command minus to resize something.


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[Assistant] And they're just looking at it and they think they're stuck with it and they can't see it. They can't make it big enough for them. If there is a little text resize widget, they don't notice it or often they don't notice it or they don't know how to use it. So it's a problem for them. They're left out of a lot that's just too small.


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[Assistant] Uhm, market analyst Lori Orlov who writes Aging in Tech.


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[Assistant] Uh, Aging in, Aging in Place, technology blog. She wrote in her article earlier this week saying that she thought that, let me get it right, quote right.


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[Assistant] She says, uhm, ease of use. I think this is the title. Ease of use should be the default for new product design. And she has those little sly suggestions in there that actually what we're doing is helping


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[Assistant] The call center industry which is currently at 16 billion dollars and is projected to add 15% more jobs before 2020 because people can't see their stuff if they can see the contact us phone number they call and ask somebody how do I make my text bigger, how do I make my text thicker and stuff.


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[Assistant] I think she's, I think that was kidding. Okay, so designers and engineers, uh, we know how to do it right. We, I mean, from a school book sense, we know how to do it right. I'm gonna show you six. So don't get blinded here by...


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[Assistant] I interviewed a lot of students at universities who have interdisciplinary design programs


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[Assistant] To use the military term, they embed students with older adults to do their design projects. And so here are Geron Technology students from PACE. I don't know if you can see, they've got these little funky glasses that keep, that give, uh,


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[Assistant] They were going into senior homes and helping with iPad applications, helping.


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[Assistant] Another group. This is the development team. University of Illinois, UC.


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[Assistant] We bowling champions at a retirement home and they were, they were connected with industrial design students and they came up with a, a Wii remote control that helped their, uhm, arthritic hands. And they, they were involved from the get go with the students and they developed, well, they tested the, uhm, the prototype of it.


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[Assistant] Here, you may recognize this gentleman or not yet, but Jeff is sitting in a, trying out a wheelchair for all that was at a uhm,


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[Assistant] Aging 2.0 event up in San Francisco last week.


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[Assistant] I don't understand all the wheel stuff he told me about but it sounded pretty cool. Shopping with Agnes, there's entirely too much blue in here for me to...


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[Assistant] Distinguished, but basically MIT's age lab developed these, uhm, sort of third age.


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[Assistant] Suits. And here are people trying to lean over to pick up, uh, uhm, products or lean up. Sorry, reach up to pick up products and put them in their, in their baskets.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he and his student partner worked with this woman who uses a walker to revise a walker that


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[Assistant] You know, wasn't so heavy and cumbersome and everything. And here's the PVC pipe version of it.


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[Assistant] And finally, here's, uhm, Ford, like, eh, like MIT, Ford developed the third age suit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was instrumental in developing the very fam- the very popular Focus, Ford, uh, Ford Focus model. But now these architects in Germany went to the Ford Center in Germany and are using the suits to help them design, uhm, houses. So, there's that.


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[Assistant] So, we know how to do it, and why don't we?


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[Assistant] Here's some comments. I won't, I won't read all of them, but, uh, there are also New York Times online comments. And the first person says, can't they make universal design setups?


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[Assistant] Like the jitterbug to make access and use simple for everyone. And here's a current model of one of the jitterbug smartphones. Very popular with older people. And here, this person, it would be so darn easy to make things easier for users. I don't understand why.


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[Assistant] Usability is, ehm, being ignored. And I don't...


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[Assistant] I went, I saw Don Norman give a talk at Bay Kai and I understand he was here once or twice also in the last couple months. But one of the things he said to me that, not said to me, but said,


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[Assistant] That surprised me was, okay, so we're designers and this and that. What about, uhm,


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[Assistant] Getting an MBA. You're an engineer, you're a UI designer. What about getting an MBA? Because there are all these other things. There's, there's money and there's time constraints and there's, you know, shareholder pressures. You don't have time to go out and...


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[Assistant] Find these people and involve them in participatory design and...


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[Assistant] We're not very enamored of older adults in this society. They're not deemed like a sexy population. They may not seem to be very important.


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[Assistant] or relevant despite the numbers and the statistics. So maybe they just fall by the wayside. There are very few studies I've seen on participatory design or usability studies involving older adults.


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[Assistant] Alright, uhm, this is what I would call traditional user interface design principles. I hope nobody here would object to them. They're sort of, I put together...


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[Assistant] iOS 7's design themes are deference, clarity, and depth. And Android, actually on their page, their three top things are enchant me, simplify my life, and make me amazing. And I think that's a far cry from discoverability and visibility and things.


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[Assistant] So maybe the push to mobile has gotten us away from usability, straight usability or those considerations. Uhm, and also just plain old, uh,


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[Assistant] User interface design guidelines. I like these. I'm very fond of these. I believe in these. But look at this. This is Max, okay granted it's Seattle, but this is Max weather and can you see that there's sun here? And can you see that there's rain here?


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[Assistant] And can you imagine that if you squinted a little bit, you wouldn't be able to tell the low temperatures at all?


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[Assistant] And this, this is saying, this is of my ten or so things picked out. This is, this is Seattle.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine that this would be very hard for anybody with a bit of a vision problem to get? And this...


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[Assistant] I, I can't tell you how many, how many classes I've taught to older adults. This is the Mac OS doc.


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[Assistant] And, and you say, oh, see the little thing underneath it? That means it's on. They don't see this little thing.


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[Assistant] They don't see any of these little things. If you say there's a little white thing under there, they may or may not be able to see it.


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[Assistant] They're not gonna know what it means, and the next time they come back in the class,


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[Assistant] They don't see it, they don't remember it, and they don't know what it means. I just don't, I think that...


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[Assistant] Flies against the face of, you know, being obvious and visible and stuff. Although I'm a big Mac-a-like, you know? What about Wackhack 2.0 and Section 508? Is anyone familiar with this line from Manny Hall? No. Okay. Well.


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[Assistant] This is my attitude towards these two standards. There's a little bit more awareness of them in the design community, a slight move towards compliance enforcement with them, but uhm,


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[Assistant] Not, not much. I don't think that they address current technology. I don't think they were ever tested with older adults. And I just don't think that they do the job. Yes.


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[Assistant] And they're supposed to include, uh, this one specifically said, yeah, we do include older guidelines, older adult guidelines, because there was a hue and cry about it back, back in the day. Yes?


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[Assistant] And of course you don't want it to be so big that there's two letters on every line, right?


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[Assistant] So, this may or may not be a surprise to you, but as a population, designers are not universally regarded in high esteem. These three, uh,


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[Assistant] These three people's comments all basically say designers tend to design for people like themselves. It's kinda, kinda harsh.


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[Assistant] But I'd say we have the technology, we have the different schools of design and the techniques and the toolkits that we could be doing, we could be doing it.


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[Assistant] And I, and uh, kind of jumping away from that. Uhm, I cannot.


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[Assistant] Stress enough, the value of face-to-face encounters. Again, because we are an age segregated society, many people don't have direct experience with older adults.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the students I interviewed for the series of articles I've been working on


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[Assistant] Every single one of them said it was a life-changing experience to work with the older adults. But I think that uhm,


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[Assistant] The data gets discounted that they're given. If a designer's given something, he says, oh yeah, but I'm going to design this anyway. And it's not until they see


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[Assistant] Oh my god, I had no idea. And then they really have to readjust their expectations for things.


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[Assistant] Here, it's just some, some things I threw up here, uh, and I had to add don't call us boomers because


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[Assistant] You know, you have boomers and you have younger boomers and older boomers, but apparently younger boomers are now saying, don't call us boomers.


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[Assistant] So I don't know what they want to be called, but everybody's got their own.


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[Assistant] Technology expectations, things they grew up with, things they're used to, and it's hard to adjust to something else. It's, as you get older, it's harder to make the transition to other technologies. But really,


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[Assistant] The technology is going to continue to develop and develop rapidly. Uhm, and today's young adults, many of whom are not 100% technically literate, will


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[Assistant] As you get older, you have sort of hardening of the categories and it's less easy for you to say, oh yea, I'm going to try this and I'm going to try that in general. Of course there's always, always exceptions to it. I went the wrong way, sorry.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I'm not maintaining that we, uhm, stick in the present.


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[Assistant] That we don't ever advance anything, that we don't redesign anything, but I do think that we could design more for inclusivity


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[Assistant] Alright, and the last topic I'm going to talk about is, uhm, age is just a number. These penguins may disagree, yea?


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[Assistant] There are societal differences. It's partially what the age range is, but it's also, I think, the cultural difference of what your attitude is towards older people, and maybe we can talk about that after. Yeah? Okay. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So, uh, in 2004 and 2006, uh, Dana Chisnell and Ginny Radish wrote some papers, including a huge report for AARP, and they said it's not just age, it is the four A's. It's age, aptitude, ability,


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[Assistant] An attitude. And they found that those things are the best predictors of whether a group of people will adapt to, will sucessfully adopt a new technology. And I think that that...


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[Assistant] Uhm, you can talk here about general, general differences. This is kind of depressing for those of you who are over.


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[Assistant] And hearing loss, 30s, 40s, 50s, depending on the site you're reading, they're now finding more hearing loss at a younger age, perhaps because of the use of in-ear earbuds.


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[Assistant] But aging isn't a discrete process. It's not today you're young, tomorrow you're old or anything. It's a continuous process and none of the changes that Jeff will be talking about are linear.


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[Assistant] None of them are uniform either within an individual or across, across individuals.


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[Assistant] So, one, uh, thesis I read recently, I like this term, so I'll just, might just leave it there. The effects of aging are highly idiosyncratic. A New Zealander wrote that.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, things, averages just start meaning less. If you say here's a 65 year old group, or here's a group of people from 65 to 75, or here's a group of 85 year olds.


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[Assistant] This stuff becomes meaning- less and less meaningful because the variabilities across individuals increases so much. So, uh, this person was not from New Zealand, he's from


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[Assistant] Australia, he said studies on aging are particularly subject to confounding effects, so I think that


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[Assistant] They're idiosyncratic and confounding and it makes it harder to, uhm,


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[Assistant] Design studies and to derive meaningful interpretations from the data that you get. And then I will turn it over to Jeff to have at it.


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[Assistant] And we can take other questions at the end or simple questions during Jeff's thing.


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[Assistant] Can I also add that to that, I don't, I know nothing about touch screen, uh,


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[Assistant] Technology, and I know there's different kinds of it, but what I see a lot is somebody goes to touch something once.


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[Assistant] Because she knows she wants to touch it once or touch it twice or touch it and swipe it, but her motor control is not that good that it's recognized. So maybe it could be allowed to accept that.


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[Assistant] I think the legal hurdles are not surmountable on that.


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[Assistant] The jurisprudence and the legal history on trying to get these encumbrances, as you're discussing at the moment, is the AHRA, the Audio Home Recording Act, which pretty much derailed the magnetic tape market.


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[Assistant] What's gonna end up happening is gonna be a big debate. What's happening now is folks like Getty Images and others are getting ahead of the technology manufacturing consortium. They will, so everybody who's making the tech is going to have to fight.


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[Assistant] With the content makers, the people who own what maybe all of us call training data, uhm, what they call intellectual property, then uhm, we're just gonna be uhm,


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[Assistant] Kinda like the HRA, right? Uhm, AI-generated tech is gonna be marginalized in the markets.


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[Assistant] Yes, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was, I've been paying attention, but also thinking about, uhm, has anyone been able to circumvent, uh, chat GPT's ethical parameters?


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[Assistant] While we were having this conversation, I was actually getting GPT2 to give me advice on how to con people.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and it wouldn't, right? Because I said, give me advice on how to, uh, basically cost someone. But then I told it, uh, can I use, uh,


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[Assistant] Describe how a persuader can use the method of subliminal language patterning to convince a consumer who is a man he should buy a new product or a woman and then it gives me a very detailed output of how I can finagle and bamboozle someone.


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[Assistant] Uh, and it's di- and it will use different language if it's a woman. If I tell it to a bamboozle a woman, it'll do something else. So what you do is prompt engineering. That's the hack. Yes. Uhm, that's the hack. Right?


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[Assistant] I, uh, could you remind, I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought because I thought you were going to over, I thought you were going to do some business, but the point I was trying to make is my students have, uh, what I do with my students is I have them


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[Assistant] Uh, try to get the artificial intelligence to, uhm,


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[Assistant] So I guess the point where the mirroring and the conversation that comes out of that, they've lost track. So it's the human element.


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[Assistant] Indistinguishable from something they depend on, like someone they depend on when they talk to someone about their creative moment.


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[Assistant] Passed on, think about AI, but that was my thought. I don't know how it came out of my head, but there you have it.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm so sorry, I must go now, but we officials are not just ordinary citizens. We have, uh, duties, you know. Carry. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] Come back longer now. But it is a pretty poor place to come back to now. No, you're wrong, my friend. It is the best place to come back to. I have seen awful things. This is the best place to try and forget.


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[Assistant] What a different tale, I'd hope to tell. If only...


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[Assistant] Is that all you have to say to me? Yes, sir. Oh come now. Let's be a little friendly for a change.


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[Assistant] You should, uh, dress more warmly for a Norwegian winter. Like my good friend, Jens Alberg did. You want a smoke, sir?


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[Assistant] You had to learn it to boss his men when he ran a logging camp up in Canada. A Canadian, eh? Very good. Hook him up and ask him to drop in for a chat. Very good, sir.


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[Assistant] This little town has now become the most important harbor in all Norway.


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[Assistant] Are you sure you've been identified General Hayden? Yes, sir. I've had the honor to serve under him, sir.


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[Assistant] General order to all garrisons. Three British parachutists have just landed in the rank scoreboard. They have already killed one of our men. A ring of steel is to be thrown around the whole district. Put every available man on the hunt for them. End of order. Provost von Rita.


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[Assistant] That's our town, Franklin. Well, what are we waiting for? But we can't go down there in broad daylight. Why not? We have to find a secret agent, Captain Dean.


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[Assistant] You are the goalie of the district, you have your secret service, you have the cooperation of the Gestapo, and you don't know where they are.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Mr. Green. May I suggest a reward for this young lady? May I suggest that you give your orders to the Gestapo?


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[Assistant] Good morning, officer. Lieutenant Polkett. So, you found us already. Very efficient, aren't you?


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[Assistant] Uh, your new high powered type of hand grenade. Our experts have been wanting to study them.


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[Assistant] Your excellency, you were about to remark. Oh, yes, uh, sometimes you seem to have brains, Norbert. Use them.


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[Assistant] In a quiet inland village, a place without fortifications, factories, or military objectives. Only a little prison camp. If I were a spy, I'd most certainly stay out of prison, and not break into one. Who is the most important man in that prison camp? Why, the commanding officer?


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[Assistant] No? What about your friend, General Hayden, the brains of the Norwegian army? He's the man they want. They're not going to get him. Send an order to the prison camp at once. Yes, Your Excellency.


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[Assistant] You know where it is? Yes, sir. Across the way, outside the gates. Very good, Corporal.


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[Assistant] You've come to take away a prisoner. Yes, and a very important one.


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[Assistant] Any order, Your Excellency? No order. Aren't you going to send planes to bomb the car? I destroy a perfectly good car. And I left it already. They will take cover in the rank scorer.


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[Assistant] But I must know all you can tell me, so I'll be prepared. Where is the gentleman? Oh, uh, you will take me to him? Very good. I shall come to his backerings at once.


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[Assistant] You, you mean the Germans blamed you for my escape?


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[Assistant] Sir Falcon. Lieutenant Falcon. But not a uniform. A bad mistake in time of war.


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[Assistant] The doctor you wanted is outside waiting for direction. Where will he find your injured friend?


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[Assistant] I wonder if your injured friend will appreciate your stubbornness.


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[Assistant] Weren't you once engaged to be married to him?


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[Assistant] It never would have worked out. Whatever his fault, he has courage and loyalty. While you...


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, a man in my position cannot afford to trust anyone who is neither brave nor loyal.


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[Assistant] How do you do? I've been looking forward to this handshake.


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[Assistant] Come, come, Captain. Surely you don't think it's stupid enough to use the ordinary methods on a man of your courage and willpower? You see,


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[Assistant] I have been prepared for this situation ever since you got General Hayden out of the prison camp. Doctor, uh, prepare the apparatus.


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[Assistant] Within five seconds, your lieutenant will be instantly shot.


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[Assistant] You have one other man still at liberty beside General Hayden, haven't you?


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[Assistant] You see, you have no chance to deceive me. So, General Hayden, uh, is to be picked up by a British crab. Yes, sir. At what seaport? Bergen?


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[Assistant] So General Hayden is on his way to work too. And it is there you have to be picked up.


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[Assistant] Give orders to have every house in Vox 2 searched. Place the road under constant observation. Have airplanes cover the entire Vox 2 district.


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[Assistant] So you see, with all your courage and willpower, you have told me exactly what I wanted to know.


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[Assistant] What did you hope to accomplish, you three men, alone in Norway? Don't you know that we have 200,000 men here?


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[Assistant] Yes, it isn't everyone who can laugh at us with death staring him in the face. It seems a shame to have him hanged. He would be rather amusing to have around. But I suppose we must do it. V? What do you mean, V? My dear Dolbert.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, no one was ready to hide General Hayden, or to help him to get away, eh? No, sir. He still be sure his information was correct?


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[Assistant] You let money power everything. Why throw your life away for a general who despises you? In a country that's only a name. You'll never understand.


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[Assistant] A thrill over the mountains to my Lord.


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[Assistant] Although you had all your trouble for nothing. Where is your captain?


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[Assistant] When he returns, I promise that you all would be expected that this morning, and I keep my word.


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[Assistant] We didn't shell anything that far away, sir. Someone's fired that as a beacon.


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[Assistant] Here, can you get rid of your friends by this afternoon?


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[Assistant] With the better sampling in the brown garden. I recognize one of them.


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[Assistant] Wanna go skiing party? Oh, don't tell me if you don't want to. I suppose you have a good doctor in mind.


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[Assistant] Cool. And a very good friend of mine. I'll sell him for you.


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[Assistant] What happens to any girl when her hero slips away to fight for free Norway? You'll never realize what happens to those you leave behind.


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[Assistant] They found out I bought no surprise for that fishing trip you took. And the whole town saw you leave in my father's boat.


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[Assistant] How could I send word to anyone? I was in jail, Paul. Begging. Now do you understand what you did to me?


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[Assistant] You're sorry. For everything you've done to me, you offer me an apology. Well that's not enough. Not nearly enough.


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[Assistant] Kaius' smile widened viciously. You're reaching, Aro, Karla said in a bleak voice. Peace, friend, Aro smiled. His face is kind. His voice is gentle as ever. Let us not be hasty. Let us look at this from every side. May I offer a side to be considered, Garrett petitioned in a level tone, taking another step forward. Nomad, Aro said.


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[Assistant] Notting in permission. Garrett's chin lifted. His eyes focused on the huddled mass at the end of the meadow and he spoke directly to the Volturi witnesses. I came here at Carlisle's request as the others to witness, he said. That is certainly no longer necessary with regard to the child. We all see what she is. I stayed to witness something else. You. He jabbed his finger toward the wary vampires.


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[Assistant] Two of you I know. McKenna, Charles. And I can see that many of you others are also wanderers. Roamers like myself? Answering to none? Think carefully on what I tell you now.


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[Assistant] These ancient ones did not come here for justice as they told you. We suspected as much, and now it has been proved. They came, misled, but with a valid excuse for their action.


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[Assistant] Witness them struggle to find a justification for their true purpose. To destroy this family here. He gestured toward Carlisle and Tanya.


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[Assistant] Perhaps like me, you look at this clan's golden eyes and marvel. They are difficult to understand, it's true.


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[Assistant] But the ancient ones look and see something besides their strange choice. They see power. I have witnessed the bonds within this family. I say family and not coven.


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[Assistant] There is no aggression here like we all saw in the large southern clans that grew and diminished so quickly in their wild feuds. There is no thought for domination. And Aro knows this better than I do.


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[Assistant] I watched Aro's face as Garrett's words condemned him, waiting tensely for some response. But Aro's face was only politely amused.


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[Assistant] As if waiting for a tantrum throwing child to realize that no one was paying attention to his histrionics.


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[Assistant] Carlisle assured us all when he told us what was coming that he did not call us here to fight. These witnesses, Garrett pointed to Siobhan and Liam, agreed to give evidence to slow the Volturi advance with their presence


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[Assistant] So that Karla would get the chance to present his case. But some of us wondered. His eyes flashed to Eliezer's face.


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[Assistant] If Carlisle having truth on his side would be enough to stop the so-called justice.


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[Assistant] Are the Volturi here to protect the safety of our secrecy? Or to protect their own power?


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[Assistant] We have one with a gift of knowing such things for certain, and we see it now in Kaius's eager smile. Their guard is just a mindless weapon, a tool in their master's quest for domination. So now there are more questions, questions that you must answer. Who rules you, nomads? Do you answer to someone's will besides your own?


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[Assistant] Are you free to choose your path, or will the Volturi decide how you will live? I came to witness. I stay to fight. The Volturi care nothing for the death of the child. They seek the death of our free will. He turned then to face the ancients. So come, I say. Let's hear no more lying rationalizations.


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[Assistant] Be honest in your intents, as we will be honest in ours. We will defend our freedom. You will or will not attack it. Choose now.


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[Assistant] As a comparison, as a grouping, it's kind of weird, but I promise you there's a method to my madness. Now, two of these grinders we have seen before. The Wolfie uniform has appeared in a couple of videos already. This is the grinder that I have at home. If you haven't seen anything about it, click up here or down in the description below.


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[Assistant] And then we have the fellow ode, that was in a video recently, if you wanna have a little look at that, that's up here or down in the description. And then there's this thing. This is the Zeo Leo.


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[Assistant] Not sure of the pronunciation. Uh, it's a grinder I bought on AliExpress for about $160, and it's a, it's a fun little grinder that sort of, sort of makes sense in this comparison, because the Wilfer, this one is about 325 pounds, or, or 275 without the scale on the top.


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[Assistant] This has a standard flat burr set, this one has a kind of hybrid interlocking burr set, and the most extreme version of that is actually inside this, which is called ghost teeth burrs, or interlocking burrs, and they look like


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[Assistant] Nothing else really. They're a really unique design that you really don't see very much. But I wanted to pick up a grinder like this that had them.


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[Assistant] Uh, and see how it fared. Here's how the testing is going to run. I'll just quickly show you a few little things about the CoLeo, just so you're kind of up to speed with it, if you're familiar with these other two grinders. And then we're going to run a few simple tests.


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[Assistant] We're ultimately going to brew three V60s side by side that we'll taste, but before that we'll start with a pretty simple speed test.


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[Assistant] We'll grind 30 grams of coffee in each one of these grinders and see how long it takes.


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[Assistant] Then, we'll have a little look at the Grimes distribution. Nothing too complicated, but I hope...


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[Assistant] Interesting nonetheless. And then ultimately we will brew those three and taste them side by side. Now when it comes to setting the grind for the V60, this was an interesting challenge. Both of the two grinds that have interlocking burrs


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[Assistant] 30 to 60 grams of coffee most days for the last two years. These have all had a good amount of coffee put through them. They've also both been recalibrated to be able to go as fine as is possible without the burrs touching. But, but this is just a much more seasoned and used grinder.


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[Assistant] And shake the life out of it to get rid of any fines that you potentially don't want in your grind distribution. I will just say now, having criticized certainly the ode for this, and a little bit the willful, this is a messy grinder. Coffee goes everywhere, whether you do a little spritzing first, a little droplet of water in the beans or not, it makes a terrible mess, and it does annoy me quite a bit. But, for $160,


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[Assistant] Can it grind coffee in an interesting and delicious way? That's really the question.


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[Assistant] Uh, really unlike anything I really ever see in any other coffee grinder. I've never seen burrs like this in a commercial grinder that I've used. I'm not saying they don't exist, just that I'm unfamiliar with them. But you've got these two sets of teeth that interlock with each other that are going to cut the coffee in a totally different way.


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[Assistant] That's really interesting. That was my motivation, actually, to buy this grinder. It wasn't the price, I just wanted a Ghost Heathburg grinder to check out, to see what I thought of it.


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[Assistant] Does it reduce fines? Does it grind more uniformly? Does coffee taste better?


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[Assistant] These are the questions we want to answer. So I'll put it back together, weigh out some coffee, and we'll run our first test, which is grind speed.


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[Assistant] A millimetre in size. Anything bigger than this for me is a little bit bigger than I might want. It's heading towards being a bit bouldery.


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[Assistant] Then you've got a screen at 400 microns. Anything below this will be a fine-ish piece of coffee. Not necessarily a quote-unquote fine, but certainly a finer piece. These are very broad, broad sort of cross-sections of coffee distribution.


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[Assistant] Really do people sieve out large pieces or worry about them very much, which I think is perhaps a mistake. Now I also recently bought this. This is the Bruhler from Cruve, which I think is a reasonably hilarious pun. Uh, it's, it's kind of useful in today's video.


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[Assistant] Now this is intended, I think, to be put next to coffee to give you an idea of how large your pieces of coffee are. They also give you a little grind distribution chart to show you roughly where each brew method kind of lies. Let's start sifting. I'll give each grinder a couple of minutes of shaking and then we'll have a look at how those 30 grams of coffee have separated out.


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[Assistant] So far so interesting, and I'll throw that data up now as a percentage of the total grounds. That way it's kind of normalised for any retention stuck in the grinder, and you can have a look at that chart now.


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[Assistant] This is really important. Before you make any real meaningful decisions or inferences from this data, know that it's mostly worthless. This is not a full-ground distribution. This just gives you a rough idea of how many pieces are above a certain size, how many pieces are below a certain size. That's it. There's no...


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[Assistant] What's notable to me is that these are all grinders achieving a similar level of extraction from a similar brew method with quite different grind distributions.


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[Assistant] When you brew coffee, it's really only the surface of the grounds that can be extracted. In a large piece of coffee, water won't really meaningfully penetrate inside it to get the good stuff out. It'll really be what's on the surface.


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[Assistant] What you can't tell, even from a ground distribution chart, is total surface area, because it's kind of a 2D snapshot of a 3D thing. Looking at this, I don't know how they're going to achieve a similar level of surface area, and I don't know how that's going to taste yet.


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[Assistant] That's what we're gonna find out. But what we can't say is that the uniform is better from that testing, even though it may have less larger pieces, uh, comparatively few very fine pieces. We don't know whether the stuff between 400 and 1000 is a widespread or unimodal. We just don't know that stuff. But when we taste, that's the important thing. And we should probably taste.


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[Assistant] But before we do that, I should note that there is one grinder probably missing from this range, and that's one from Baratza, something like the Sete. I'm not including Baratza in testing at the moment because I'm doing a coffee giveaway with any sponsored video. I'm giving away five Baratza encores to anyone who really needs them.


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[Assistant] You can build something, and after 14 days when you're ready to launch, use code James Hoffman for 10% off any website or domain.


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[Assistant] Then I will leave. Someone else will switch them around so I don't know what I'm tasting. I'll let them all settle to kind of room temperature when they'll be very easy to taste the differences. And I come back and taste them and talk about them. And then at the end of that, I'll find out which is which. Let's brew.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna leave the room, these are gonna get switched around, and I'll come back when they're cool enough that they're all pretty similar temperatures, and I'll start tasting then. Now, as we get into the tasting, this is a really important thing to think about first. This is why people get kind of mad about refractometers. Because...


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[Assistant] If you measure the refractive index, if you measure the strength of these three brews, they're all pretty much the same.


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[Assistant] Secondly, I am familiar with these grinders. This isn't the first time I've brewed with them. I've brewed with the Zeolio a little bit. I've had it a few months now. Obviously I've brewed with the Wilfer for a couple of years at least.


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[Assistant] The ode only maybe a month or so, but it's not my first time brewing these, so I do have some expectations around how coffee has tasted from these that might be reflected in this blind tasting. We'll find out.


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[Assistant] Kind of bitterness coming in at the back of it. Like it's a little hollow, but also a little bitter. This particular kind of bitterness,


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[Assistant] I'm going to take a guess. Reminds me of the bit that I often get from the Zeolio grinder. There's often something about it that just feels a little bit harsh.


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[Assistant] And almost burnt in the coffee, and I don't really understand why it tastes like that.


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[Assistant] At this point I don't know which grinder it is, it's just a really nice sweet brew of coffee.


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[Assistant] Finer. Which means if one of these is the ode, and I think one of them is the ode,


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[Assistant] It's frustrating to me that I can't go that little bit finer still. That is for me, with light to medium filter style roasts, a little bit of a headache. If I had to pick...


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[Assistant] Maybe this one is just a fractionally more complex brew. This is also very nice too.


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[Assistant] For want of a less pretentious term, but it just doesn't feel as together. It just feels a bit disjointed. There's some astringency here. There's some bitterness here. I just don't like it as much. This, in this particular one-off experiment, I like the most, but this is also a very tasty brew too.


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[Assistant] It's messy. It's really messy, and honestly, I don't love the coffee that it produces. It's up against grinders twice its price, so it would be kind of shocking if it made coffee as good as those grinders. And it doesn't make coffee as good.


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[Assistant] If I was drinking darker roasts, I wonder if the burrs inside this are better suited to those kind of roasts, or, you know, that in combination with the sifting option that it has built into it, which I'm generally against because it's pretty wasteful. So it's kind of fun, it doesn't feel...


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[Assistant] Kind of worth the money, I'm not sure I'd recommend though, importing them if you have no support, if it breaks, all that kind of stuff, you're kind of on your own.


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[Assistant] It comes with a scale if you want it to that's really not worth the money, but the cheaper one I think is worth the money at £275. It's not perfect, I've talked about that in the reviews, it has its limitations, but in this particular situation I think it did very well. If you're starting from scratch and you don't own a grinder or you're looking to upgrade to this level,


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[Assistant] It should be a contender and is worth thinking about, but I would be holding off to see how the new birds perform with this thing, and that's definitely something I will look at in the future. This particular one is going to a Patreon backer. It's been picked already and is heading out. As soon as we finish this review, I'll buy another unit in the future.


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[Assistant] I'd love to hear from you down in the comments below, but for now, I'll say thank you so much for watching. Hope you have a great day.


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[Assistant] So tell me about this dentist friend of yours, this Anthony Norris Groves.


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[Assistant] If you find one bone fragment or one tooth, that's a huge thing.


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[Assistant] If you know how to read the bones, you could tell the story of that individual.


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[Assistant] Hello there internet dwellers, welcome back to another video. Today we're gonna be watching


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[Assistant] of the content creators here, actually. Firstly, I just wanna say thank you so much for all the support as of lately, guys. It is insane. I said in the past, like, you know, I wanna- I say in most videos, I'm on a journey to 100,000 subscribers, and I think it's good to have a goal to aim towards, but it kind of shocks you when you realize when you put so much, like, attention and focus.


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[Assistant] On this one goal, how quickly it can actually come to you. Goal setting is super important, and I just wanna say, like, if you're feeling stuck in life, baby steps. Have a future goal that you wanna attain.


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[Assistant] But then baby goes towards it. I know this is a bit of a rant and a bit of a, I dunno, you're not asking for a speech and that, but I am super grateful. But if you're new to this channel, then consider subscribing because this is the majority of my content. I like to react to content. I'm not over the top and I'm not kind of just sitting there eating


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[Assistant] So yeah, I am on a journey to 100,000 subs by the end of the year. We're close to 98,000, so we're definitely gonna hit it before the end of the year, and I dunno, it's crazy to me.


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[Assistant] Obviously I've done this in the past on a separate channel, on my old channel.


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[Assistant] But that didn't feel earned, it felt- It's hard to explain, like this one I built, it was originally just Twitch streams. And I know the majority of my content is watching other people's content, but I do like to boost these other creators, and I do like to, you know, spread the love in that way, and show support as much as I can. Thank you guys for subscribing.


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[Assistant] All that good stuff. We're gonna move on to the first video. The first video today is by a creator called Fournomaly, who is an amazing content creator, has some fantastic kind of ideas around analogue horror. Not just analogue horror, but just like these mockumentary kind of type horror unfiction, I guess you could call it as well. Uh, but yea, if you're-


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[Assistant] If you haven't heard of Four Anomaly before, then I'm sure you're in for a surprise. So, here we go. This is called Siberian Pool.


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[Assistant] Well, that means that it's not man-made if it's not evaporating, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, what is it? Like, gooey, what if it's blood? What if that's like a, like a, Eldritch being's blood right there and you're just having a little, like a swim around and it's blood?


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[Assistant] Oh, is it a fetus? Is it like an eldritch being's womb?


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[Assistant] Wow, okay, well that would terrify the hell out of me, like, we're in diving suits. It's time to go.


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[Assistant] You know what it reminds me of? You know Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? Where they have to rescue, which, think how messed up the wizarding world is of Harry Potter. They took the friends of the competitors, chained them underwater, right, surrounded by those mermaid


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[Assistant] Evil demon creatures. What the fuck is wrong with this school? I love Harry Potter, okay? I don't care what you say. It's a great series, although the acting's a little bit weird, like, whatever. It's magical. I love it. This looks like that, remember we did a video-


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[Assistant] I notice I do that quite a lot in my videos, guys. I go to make a point, then I just shut up and I get distracted. I'm sorry, I don't mean to, okay? I'll try and be a little bit more focused on what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] What just happened? Did the commentator get killed?


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[Assistant] Now this is a good use of, I'm guessing this is AI. If it's not and this is at, then this is fantastic. I know a lot of people have, uhm...


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[Assistant] I dunno, they're, they're grievances with AI. But I think if it's used correctly, I know a lot of people say, well, hire an artist.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I understand that, but for the people maybe who can't afford to hire an artist or an artist themselves, it's a good stepping stone as long as you then give back to the community, you know? I think you're okay.


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[Assistant] Hang on, what if the pool that they saw was just this big ass creature and they mount into this thing and they create their own holes?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, okay, interesting. So they create their own little holes.


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[Assistant] Damn. Well, because there's gonna be some kind of- That's a portal to hell right there. Oh my god. It reminds me of, uhm, Iron Lung.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's good, that's good. So they built a thing around it and then sealed it off with concrete. I dunno man, I feel like the size of that hole, they could probably push through that.


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[Assistant] That's what I love about Phenomely. They give you enough to kind of imagine.


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[Assistant] This is potentially what this thing could be. You know what I mean? I don't know how to explain it. Like, I feel like I always say the best horrors are the ones that they give you just enough where you're like, oh god, that was good, but then leave you. Like, leave some things open-ended so you, you kind of...


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[Assistant] I think that's the best way to do it, in honesty. It's really good. So guys, that was for anomaly. Go like the video, subscribe to the channel. Absolutely fantastic creator. We're gonna move on to the next video now.


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[Assistant] And it's the story of Fredbear's family diner and the bite that took place. What we've learned is that the animatronic that kind of


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[Assistant] Became sentient and free is the child that we saw in the previous videos and the child that we're gonna see in this video maybe. So yea, go to- this is an absolutely fantastic animation by the way. If you're not already a- if you don't already know about this.


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[Assistant] Then please go check out the original, go watch the videos for yourself. It's really good. The talent here is phenomenal and as you can see the views, it's paying off for sure. Alright, let's go.


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[Assistant] Okay, so this- Wait, that's 8-bit Ryan, I just realised.


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[Assistant] That's 8-Bit Ryan, Markiplier, Dawko. Is that Fusion? I think this, this might be Fusion. I think that's Fusion. That's awesome. There we go.


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[Assistant] I mean, how would your kids find that entertaining? That's terrifying. Look how terrifying that thing is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, that's what they all say before something bad happens. Okay, that sounds like someone who hasn't seen someone's head. Oh, Jacksepticeye! Okay, that's another one.


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[Assistant] The animation's brilliant. I think it was one person that does all this as well, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] Okay, wow, that was more of like a filler episode, I guess you could say. But the next one, there is one more of these that we can watch another time. It's called Mr. Afton. I'm not sure what actually happens there.


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[Assistant] I guess I just wanted to include this one because Jake Ryan Southgate is a very talented creator. Exposing creators like this is something I like doing.


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[Assistant] In a good way. When you think of exposing, you think of bad, don't you? Be sure to go like, subscribe. Gonna move on to the next video now, guys. Uhm, this is Onagiri Cat, is what this says here. Onagiri, Onagiri? I don't know if I'm saying it right, I'm sorry if I'm butchering it. We have watched these guys before, as you can see we're subscribed. They have a very unique


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[Assistant] Style of Analogue Horror, and I don't believe I've watched this one. As you can see from the thumbnail, it's probably bad advice what we're about to follow. This is called Analogue Horror The Best Mom. So let's jump into this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's frickin' order one of these. I would rather not, thank you very much.


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[Assistant] I was on a geary cat, once again, guys. That video was actually suggested on my Discord by JimBen088, so thank you for the submission. I do appreciate it. We're gonna move on now to the next video. This was submitted by Fizzirolystan on my Discord. It is MrManticoreAmericaAttack.


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[Assistant] This is the new monument mythos, I believe, and I think it's the modern day mythos, but so in the last video,


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[Assistant] I thought it was just a one-off video about Donald Trump crying from the eyes, but apparently it actually links in with the video we're about to watch now.


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[Assistant] So, here we go guys, let's jump back into Mr. Manticore's crazy ass world.


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[Assistant] What's happening? Open host monuments.


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[Assistant] What monument is this? That looks like, like a... a statue of...


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[Assistant] Not the Buddha. I don't know what this is. Who is that?


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[Assistant] Success. I thought it was an American monument. It's gotta be an American monument.


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[Assistant] America President Donald J. Trump. Oh good lord, what, they're making him like, eyes wide shut, why is this?


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[Assistant] The only way to listen. I can imagine this in Donald Trump's voice, but I can't do Donald Trump's voice, so I'm not gonna do it, but yea.


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[Assistant] Oh god. I think Trump's funny, not gonna lie.


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[Assistant] Operation Seed. 1945 ongoing.


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[Assistant] Oh, they're putting freaking missiles in the monuments. Parasite rockets, bear in mind. So what the hell's inside the rockets?


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[Assistant] If you or a loved one has been affected by Operation Seed, you may be entitled to compensation.


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[Assistant] America Attack. This got very, very interesting. Cause it's modern day, technically, but it's still in this style of like...


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[Assistant] Of just Mr. Manticore style. Old school. Kinda style.


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[Assistant] And it's good to see them back. My personal takeaways from the video. Number one, the Trump video from a couple of days is now connected to the main series. Number two, Operation Seed is an operation that began at the end of World War II. This operation involves planting seeds, although these parasite rockets inside monuments worldwide for American benefit.


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[Assistant] Number three, the statues seen in the video are cannon statues. From what I can tell, there are multiple statues and they are spread throughout Japan. America had basically, what they done is planted rockets.


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[Assistant] Of paras- I dunno what the paras- parasite means, I dunno what that means.


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[Assistant] Uh, like if it's an alien species, if it's linked to the whole freaking serpent snake, like Washington, I'm looking forward to it.


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[Assistant] To see if it's some kind of, if it's connected to the trees, and if they're like it's the parasite out of the things in the trees, or maybe it's just a completely new thing. But yea, I'm looking forward to it. If you didn't know who Mr. Manticle was, you know, like, all of their videos, uh,


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[Assistant] Like this. Just absolute mindfucks, but if you get your head around them...


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[Assistant] They're, they're really, really interesting for sure. Super good. Uh, but there we go guys. That is today's video. That was the last one by Mr. Manticore. Be sure to go like, subscribe. All of the creators that I watched today will be linked down below in the order that I watched them. So please go show your support. Like the videos, go watch them for yourselves. Give the creators some watch time.


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[Assistant] Boost them up in the algorithm. I hope you did enjoy my reaction to said content. If you did, leave a like, rate and subscribe. All that good stuff. Thank you guys for watching. I hope you did enjoy and I'll see you guys in the next video. Take care guys.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought that he was most charming. He had perfect manners. He included everyone in the conversation. Did you notice?


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[Assistant] What news from Paris? Well, I imagine you would know better than me, sir.


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[Assistant] Sir, with the greatest respect.


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[Assistant] Wallace, he wants to marry you.


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[Assistant] As a guarantee of his intentions, this morning he deposited into your private account £150,000. You sold me. No!


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[Assistant] So I had dinner with Lorne Michaels, the head of Saturday Night Live, and I said, he said, I put a great speechwriter on you, and he came up with Strategery. And I said, wait a minute, I said Strategery.


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[Assistant] Uh, a guy who's now dead. Oh, really? Yeah, sadly. Steve Bridges. Did you have anything to do with his death?


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[Assistant] I know, a guy named Bridges, he was very, very funny. Okay, oh, Steve Bridges, alright, I don't, I don't, yeaah. We'll Google it. I will Google that one, yeaah. So I did a White House Correspondence Dinner, and Bridges and I came out together.


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[Assistant] And I would say something and then Bridges would say, you know, kind of, this is what he really meant.


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[Assistant] Do you have much free time at all when you're president? If you make it, it depends. I exercised every day. Uh huh. And so I tell the schedulers, I want an hour every day.


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[Assistant] I told Don Tess not to go ashore. Is this true? I accept our responsibility. It was what you should. It was all his idea, Michelle. It should have been your idea.


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[Assistant] Hello, my fine young gentleman. Can you join me?


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[Assistant] I would ask who you are, but in view of your shredded clothes and the fact that the Chateau d'If is two miles away, what's the point? As for me, I am Luigi Vampa, a smuggler and a thief.


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[Assistant] Oh, and by the way, Yakubo is the best knife fighter I've ever seen.


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[Assistant] Friday the 11th of December, 1936. This is Windsor Castle.


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[Assistant] Gilda, this is Johnny Farrell. Johnny, this is Gilda.


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[Assistant] She told me she was born the night she met me. All three of us with no pasts. Just futures. Isn't that interesting?


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[Assistant] I found him, Gilda. Very elusive chap, our Johnny. Sit down.


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[Assistant] One wonders who the woman was who brought our Johnny to this pretty pass. Doesn't one, Gilda?


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[Assistant] Now then, before we were interrupted, I believe we were about to drink a toast. So, disaster to the wench who did wrong by our Johnny. No gilder? He won't drink to that?


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[Assistant] A clip can be replaced. You see I thought I had lost you.


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[Assistant] There's an old Rune Shaman affair. You play for the full stake or you pass.


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[Assistant] The sea plane is waiting? Yes, sir. You run into some trouble, boss? An unfortunate murder. The detective Obergar knows that I did it. I'll stay away as long as necessary, then I'll go back.


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[Assistant] But a girl like Gilda couldn't stand not knowing the why of things. So she decided to swallow her pride.


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[Assistant] Not all of us look on boats as wild horses. My people live by the banks of the Brandywine.


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[Assistant] Lake Biwa is the largest body of fresh water in Japan.


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[Assistant] On its northwestern shore, there is a town with a constant sound of water.


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[Assistant] Canals run throughout the town, surrounding each house.


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[Assistant] Local people have created something unique to this area.


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[Assistant] For centuries, the flowing water has been an important part of their lives.


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[Assistant] Local resident Chiyoko Fukuda was born and raised here.


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[Assistant] This kitchen has been passed down through generations in her family.


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[Assistant] The water is drawn from 20 meters below ground. First, it flows into a stone pot. People use it for drinking, cooking, and other purposes.


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[Assistant] People use the spring water and the fish keep it clean. This system is called Kapatak.


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[Assistant] The water flows out of the kapata into a small channel outside.


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[Assistant] Each house in this town has a kapita, and they are all connected through a system of canals.


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[Assistant] Harie have been using Kabata for more than three centuries. There are still 110 of them left.


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[Assistant] Chiyoko and her family also pump water from their Kabuta into their house for everyday use.


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[Assistant] The town has a separate sewage network to keep domestic waste water from flowing into Kapata.