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[Assistant] More shifted slightly in her seat. Azrael just pinned that icy, all-seeing stare on Keir. You would not be the only one. Ryze countered coolly. Keir frowned up at the obsidian chandelier.


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[Assistant] Fashioned after a wreath of night blooming flowers, the center of each a twinkling silver phthalite.


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[Assistant] There are many similarities between Hibern's people and my own. Both of us trapped. Stagnant.


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[Assistant] Last I checked. More cut in. You've been free to do as you wish for centuries. Longer.


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[Assistant] Here didn't so much as look at her, earning a flicker of rage from Azrul at the dismissal.


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[Assistant] Ah, but are we free here? Not even the entirety of this mountain belongs to us. Not with your palace atop it.


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[Assistant] All of this belongs to me, I'll remind you. Raya said, Riley.


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[Assistant] It's the mentality that allows me to find Highburn's stifled people to be... ...injured spirits.


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[Assistant] In his centuries of miserable existence, Kira certainly mastered the art of sneering.


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[Assistant] And the way he sneered at Azrael, more his teeth flashed in the dim light. It was an effort to keep myself from doing the same.


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[Assistant] I have no doubt, or I said that portrait of glorious boredom, that you've already decided upon your asking. He appeared down the table. To me. Looked as Phil as I held his stare. I did.


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[Assistant] My stomach turned at the gaze. The words. Dark power rumbled through the chamber setting the onyx chandelier tinkling. Tread carefully, tear. Oh sorry, my apologies. Tread carefully, tear.


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[Assistant] Kira only smiled at me, then it rise. More had gone utterly still.


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[Assistant] What would you give me for a shot if this were Ryzen? You hoarded yourself to Amarantha, but what about your mate?


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[Assistant] He had not forgotten how we'd treated him, how we'd humiliated him months ago.


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[Assistant] And rise. There is only eternal, unforgiving death in his face and the darkness gathering behind his chair.


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[Assistant] The bargain our ancestors struck grants you the right to choose how and when your army assists my own, but it does not grant you the right to keep your life gear when I grow tired of your existence.


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[Assistant] As if an answer in visible clause gouged deep marks on the table, the glass shrieking. Blinched. Here blanched at the lines now inches from him.


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[Assistant] But I thought you might be hesitant to assist me. Raya's went on. I'd never seen him so calm. Not calm, but filled with an icy rage. The sword I sometimes glimpsed into Azrael's eyes. Raya snapped his fingers and said to no one in particular, bring him in. The doors opened on a phantom wind. I didn't know where to look as a servant escorted in the tall male figure.


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[Assistant] Did Cure want Aeris? Is that really like a-


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[Assistant] Like a hostage thing? Is that a good thing to have both of those like ruthless people together in the same room? Even if-


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[Assistant] Even if Eris is like, the prisoner of Cure, right?


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[Assistant] Wouldn't he just be like, yo, Keir, what if I just joined y'all and what if we just like killed all of them or something or tried to start? That may be more, that may come to bite them more in the butt and help them. I feel like. I don't know. Let me know. Let me know y'all's thoughts on it. Cause it's.


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[Assistant] Like, as brutal as we saw Eris was in the short time we kind of really met him over the first book in the... I can't remember if he was in the second book. I think just first and third, right? But he's pretty brutal. And then Cure does not care about anyone's lives but himself. So I'm thinking them together may be pretty nasty.


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[Assistant] Y'all make sure to stay beautiful, stay hydrated and keep that conundrum going for me. Y'all take it easy. Have a good rest of your day.


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[Assistant] British? No, American. Liberators.


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[Assistant] I suppose you realize that, that you're risking your life.


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[Assistant] I would be lying to you if I knew where my Wii Fit Balance Board went. I think they're growing legs and walking away because I've already had to buy one new one. And now I don't remember- I- I lost my original one. I bought a new one.


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[Assistant] I lost my new one. Where do they go? Who's stealing my Wii Fit balance boards? Not that I need a Wii Fit balance board for Wii Sports, but-


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[Assistant] Just thoughts that come to my mind. As an FYI, I still have leftover beef.


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[Assistant] So get yours now if you want it, or forever hold your peace. I haven't touched Wii Sports training since I got my first platinum.


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[Assistant] So, it's time to get my second platinum medal on Wii Sports. I think. And there's only one


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[Assistant] Thing I wanna get a platinum in right now. The hardest...


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[Assistant] Training game to get a platinum on. This one. Golf.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be one of the times the stupid chair's getting squeaky.


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[Assistant] But it's going to be one of the days where it seems that our power cannot get enough. That was probably right. But then my actual shot's too light.


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[Assistant] Too light. Too heavy. Too light. Too little heavy. That might be it.


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[Assistant] Barely. Aw, you cock. Guess what? That means it's a restart.


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[Assistant] And that's the predicament. The first two shots are the easiest shots cause there's no wind to deal with at all. All you need to do is hit it the right speed and it will hit the hundred. No wind, no X factors. It's just hit the ball right and be just short of the hundred. So you got to restart because getting a hundred and a hundred. Well, I don't know. You don't.


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[Assistant] You don't need it, but you really should get at least one of these a hundred. If we could give the a hundred a rim job and it'd be worth double points, that'd be great because that's what we're doing. It puts us at 350, 250. I can't do math. 250.


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[Assistant] This is gonna put us up my ass and around the corner to the restart button. All it takes is one bad shot and it's over.


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[Assistant] Why would we go from perfect to that? Why? Why would that ever be my intention? It's gonna be the same damn spot.


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[Assistant] Exactly the same spot, if only if it was 3 inches longer. Which is not the first time I've said that. And not golf related.


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[Assistant] The 50 is getting a lot of use. Hopefully that six mile per hour wind. Nope. Six mile.


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[Assistant] Six mile per hour wind, you can go fuck yourself, cause you did not help me there.


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[Assistant] We need this to be, we need a hundred every shot here on out to get the platinum to put it in perspective and that's not a hundred.


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[Assistant] I can seal my fate of my life on that one. And then it gives us 10 mile an hour. Oh, that was a perfect shot. But of course.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I am the Hulk now. Everything I hit is going too far. Getting too many 50s puts you at a spot you need to get like five 100s in a row on the hardest shots. Oh yeah, that's...


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a roller coaster of what the game wants to give you for speed. One, one time, you're the Incredible Hulk for a little bit, and then you, you weak into just some stupid white guy.


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[Assistant] And then you turn into the credible Hulk again. I just never know what I'm gonna get out of the power bar. Even though I'm trying to swing the same every time.


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[Assistant] Could it be? Nah, I think it's gonna be just short. Ooh! Pause. Hit the pause button.


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[Assistant] We follow up to 100s finally with a 25. Pretty much ruining it. Oh, that might've saved it.


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[Assistant] Okay, imagine we didn't get that 25 though.


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[Assistant] Imagine we didn't get that 25 though, if we had all 100s at this point, that would be 600.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you understand the severity of that, but I'd only have to get 50s for the rest of it.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, this is not good. This is a very bad-o wind. Muy bad-o.


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[Assistant] Hoping there was a miracle. We need two 100s to finish it out, and this is, I believe, an impossible win to get 100 on.


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[Assistant] Do I go for the 75 that's short? 75 would make it still possible with 100.


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[Assistant] A 50, I need a 100 or a 75. I need it. I'm going for the 75.


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[Assistant] Now you are just the worst.


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[Assistant] That actually wasn't that bad. But nonetheless, it's over. It's over now. And of course we actually got a 30 mile per hour wind. Watch this. Right in the 100.


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[Assistant] How is that a 30 mile an hour wind to our back still kept me in the 25? My ass on that.


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[Assistant] To be honest with you, my hairy ass and anus.


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[Assistant] You pussy! Pussy, pussy, pussy! Pussy boss! What a great first shot. Think I can do it two times in a row?


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[Assistant] That's not enough sauce, but hopefully it's at least a 50 this time. We didn't get stuck with that 25 like last time.


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[Assistant] You're horrendous, beefboss. Whore. Emphasis on whore-indus.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, why don't we just throw it away? Waste my time. Make my day, waste my time, bind me up in- You do- Do it to me. Do it to me.


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[Assistant] You're not impressing anyone, BeatFoss, by quanking it when I don't want you to. Is that too much? That might be too much sauce. Oh. That was generous sauce from the game.


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[Assistant] Ridiculous. That's what it is. It's re-dick-u-luss. Is this, is this what we're gonna do every time, beefboss? Every time you're gonna do that.


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[Assistant] I'm scared. I'm actually scared.


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[Assistant] To swing it, because I think it's gonna redrocket on me.


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[Assistant] I'm not practice swinging anymore. Practice swings have only led me astray.


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[Assistant] That was close to 100. Practice swings have only led me astray.


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[Assistant] That's not enough either. We have too many 50s. That's what I think.


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[Assistant] We have too many fifties and they're all very close fifties, which is depressing.


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[Assistant] See now I'm gonna be screwed up. I actually have two hundreds in a row in my chair. Making noises is sabotaging me. That actually isn't bad.


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[Assistant] Nevermind, chair. Thank you. That might be just enough wind to push it in. Noooo, if I woulda aimed... a little better. That hurts. That rather hurts, to be honest.


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[Assistant] That's gonna hurt. That is going to twist the titty.


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[Assistant] Falling apart. Now this is a hard one to get 100. These are the ones that you gotta settle for, uh, a 50 on. But I've already settled so many times on a 50.


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[Assistant] 650, I need 150, I need a 50 and a 100. That's it.


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[Assistant] That could be awful. That could actually suck my wiener. That could suck my wiener so hard that it ruined my game.


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[Assistant] I thought the, the, the wind would play more of an effect on its distance because I had to go so far left. That's a hundred! That's a hundred! That's a hundred in my opinion and I'm not gonna put up with that bullshit.


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[Assistant] It should lose more distance than it does. I question the physics logic that there is. I don't think this game plays by the same physical laws of the world.


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[Assistant] That's not gonna be enough. I need some of the power from my last shot on that one. Wow! That one's that bad! The one quality of life improvement this game could make. That would make me already hate this a lot less.


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[Assistant] Would be allow me to pause when I know my shot's dogshit. Don't force me to watch it.


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[Assistant] I know when a shot isn't good and I want to pause right then and there, but it doesn't let me until I watch this.


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[Assistant] Your mother. Your mother sticks that power bar up her b-


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[Assistant] I cannot get that second shot. I get so-


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[Assistant] I get so gun-shy on that second shot because usually that's right about when I get...


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[Assistant] My brain, my brain, my brain, my brain, my brain. I don't know if I'm well. I really don't. Sometimes I don't know. I can't make words sometimes. What I was trying to say is I, I felt like I couldn't even, you know, just twiggle my arm a little bit, or my hand, without it being a red bar. I couldn't move. Everything was automatically meh.


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[Assistant] You're a pussy. Too soft. Can you blame me though? Can you blame me? Can you? Can you game? Can you blame me for hitting a little too soft?


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[Assistant] No, I can say no in three languages. No. Nine. No. Wow. It happened. A hundred, a hundred. Not a red, not a red.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, I'm gonna turn, I'm not a religious person, but I'm about to turn religious and start praying. Because that is, I think divine intervention is the only thing that's gonna get some consistency with my shots here.


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[Assistant] Because you bet your sweet, merry mother of Jesus' titties that the- the- the- this thing's not gonna be consistent at all. Suddenly, I went from red, to way too soft, to this is probably gonna be... maybe just right. I don't know. We'll see.


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[Assistant] Not enough. I was doing so good. That was another easy one to get 100. That would have been what? 500? Uuuh. That would have been a really good start. Not gonna lie.


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[Assistant] Man, I would have been at 600 right now. Oof. This is a toughie.


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[Assistant] Hopefully a 50. Okay. I will take the 50 on that.


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[Assistant] Okay, that was, that was really, sorry. I sounded like, what's that one guy? The, the, the lifeguard guy.


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[Assistant] And Spongebob. Okay, this is a 24 to my back, I need a 100. That is it.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's enough chief. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I over pussied it. I way over pussied it. I super pussied it.


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[Assistant] I super duper weenie hut fucking jr'd it.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's enough. No, it's a 50.


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[Assistant] That, that, that's gotta go on the, on the board for greatest chokes I've ever had. That was easy. That was the best wind situation we could've got. A wind from the back to the front.


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[Assistant] Because if that 24 mile an hour wins coming at you, which it very well could be, it's impossible to get the 100. With it to your back, the 100 is in play. It should be easy.


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[Assistant] Instead, I'm here. Instead, I'm still sitting here doing this because I choked. I am sowing the seeds of my own fruits. Or whatever the saying is. I'm gonna break my Wii Remote in half.


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[Assistant] I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. You're worthless!


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[Assistant] You need to give me the inch there and just give it to me.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'm glad you didn't. Because it doesn't matter. On the next shot, I'm gonna try to give it a little bit more power and get way too much power. Because that's how this works.


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[Assistant] There's a delicate balance between your fricking butt hole and the bottom of your ball sack.


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[Assistant] It is abundantly clear that Kushner companies made the lives of its tenants a living hell. No owner is above the law, not even the family of the President of the United States. This is a tier one predator.


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[Assistant] I always told my staff, tell me the truth, I'll do the lying.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay. I think I'd help you out, if you asked.


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[Assistant] How many do we have now? Six? Okay, maybe I'll just throw another one out just in case.


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[Assistant] That is really the thing though, is that just no? Uh, I- I am at this time, I think, not accepting allies.


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[Assistant] I can't believe how well this synergizes, Clayton. I'm really happy with this.


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[Assistant] Can everyone see my cards? No. No. Sick.


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[Assistant] Nefarious. Uhm, what would they, what would they get from that?


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[Assistant] Uhm, gosh, I guess the question is do I believe in Pat's promise of peace?


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna play Spiff then, uh, which lets me leave a ship on the planet.


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[Assistant] Do you remember our allegiances? Do you remember our friendship?


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[Assistant] I am the clone! I have the power to replicate. As a main player, after the encounter is resolved and after any compensation is claimed, I may use this power to return my encounter card to my hand instead of discarding it.


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[Assistant] I accepted Clayton's help thinking that he was going to have to take a ship back from the warp. So let that consequence rest on your head, Patrick Gill.


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[Assistant] It is your turn. I am drawing a destiny card. Just one. Nope. Hang on.


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, and I'm flipping that baby. Wild. It looks like it is wild. Have an encounter with any other player of your choice in their home system.


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[Assistant] I think I will carry on with my plan to attack Patrick Goo. How do I rotate this baby?


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[Assistant] That's a good point. Let me tell you, it's gonna be three.


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[Assistant] I feel like if Clayton's offering, it's because he doesn't believe you can win. Huh, but he doesn't. Huh. That's true. Okay. That's true. He doesn't know. No, you're right. He doesn't know. Yeah. I think because Clayton can be just risky and every outcome will be okay for him. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I have submitted my ships to Simone's Boar efforts.


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[Assistant] Alright, just gonna take one of those babies. That's in my hand.


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[Assistant] I am playing Amoeba. Uh, if I'm not the Amoeba, as a main player, you may increase or decrease the number of your ships in an encounter by up to four before encounter cards are selected. This may result in you having more than four ships on the hyperspace gate.


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[Assistant] Nice. I am going to use my power to return my encounter card to my hand. Uhm, and then I'm gonna just put- Do you- Do you- Shake these off.


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[Assistant] Um, god, I wish I had some scratch paper that I could diagram this out on. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I'm currently winning, is that right?


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[Assistant] Uh, and there's something about that that is amusing to me. I think I'm just gonna play this earnestly, I'm gonna assume that you're being chill with negotiations, uh. I am.


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[Assistant] I sure have never had to take a shit back from the warp, have I?


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[Assistant] I'm not going to request for any allies because I'm going to hope for peace.


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[Assistant] I see. Uh, would you like two?


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[Assistant] Hold on, I don't, actually am I winning?


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[Assistant] Oh. Enjoy. Oh god. That's so many cards. I didn't have...


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[Assistant] Oh god. I'm gonna have to die to help you.


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[Assistant] I would like to draw everyone's attention to my graffiti. I've seen it, it's been great.


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[Assistant] It was at this moment that he knew. He fucked up.


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[Assistant] My boy, you should have a medal. Yes sir, I'm sorry I can't be giving you one instead of this.


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[Assistant] It's a warrant for assault and battery. Old man Haskell swore it out.


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[Assistant] But thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That's all right now. We're about to start our broadcast.


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[Assistant] Thank you and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Horace Height, and the first number on our program is Broadway Cavaliero.


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[Assistant] There are 15 federal agencies that in one form or another are tasked with food safety regulation.


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[Assistant] It's easy to come in, they can get right on topic. They have multiple computers that they can use. It's like, wow. And then I relate it back to my school. Well, we don't have all that.


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[Assistant] The most powerful tool in the world is you, a pen, and a piece of paper. This is the greatest wealth creator in the world. And so you never, never pick up the foo- ah.


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[Assistant] You, you, you never answer the phone without something to write down. You, you make notes all the time. Make notes, make notes. Now, now you can actually capture all your notes on your, uhm,


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[Assistant] Your chances are you'll remember. I found that if you do not, if your goals are not in writing.


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[Assistant] Ask people, say, please, please, please, just do one thing for me.


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[Assistant] Whole life will be different. So, anyway, uh, what you do is, I said in life, every person has a turning point, and the turning point comes when you set upon a major goal.


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[Assistant] Now they've done a whole series of studies at Harvard and Yale and Cornell and so on about the difference between students who type their notes and students who write their notes. The students who write their notes all get straight A's.


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[Assistant] Just write it down, write it down. And, and it's the most amazing darn thing. If all you did was write down one goal and leave this conference, your life would be different forever.


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[Assistant] Whatever you want to do, he says, create a checklist. He said everything in the world, this room,


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[Assistant] Car, swimming pool, everything follows a checklist. Everything requires a checklist to build it. And the wonderful thing about organizing a checklist before you begin work on a project is it has an extraordinary effect on your life. And what he does is he teaches in the most entertaining way how people who did not use checklists


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[Assistant] Anyway, it's the one book that I would recommend. It's a short book. It's just fascinating reading. It's called The Checklist.


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[Assistant] And do, when you leave this. And by the way, from now on, whenever you bring on a new person, put them through this exercise. If they will not go through this exercise, do not waste a minute of your time with them.


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[Assistant] Ten goals you'd like to accomplish in the next twelve months and write them in the present tense. Almost like you're submitting an order.


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[Assistant] Right, make a list of everything you have to do to accomplish it, organize the list into a checklist, take action, and then do something every day. If you'll just do this, this simple exercise, then, uh, you'll all be rich. You'll all be rich. Nothing, nothing can stop you but yourself. You need to become intensely goal oriented.


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[Assistant] Self-made multi-jillionaire billionaire in the world. At his peak, he owned 200 companies and had a royalty income of $3 million a day.


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[Assistant] And number two is determine the price you're going to have to pay to get it and then resolve to pay that price.


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[Assistant] Where the law of sewing and reaping cause and effect, I learned an additional point to that.


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[Assistant] Is whatever you've put in, you get out. So whatever you're getting out today is a result of what you've put in.


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[Assistant] So, so therefore, life says this, is there's a price you have to pay and there's two qualities. First of all, you have to pay the price in full.


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[Assistant] For your success of study, preparation, hard work and so on. And second of all, you have to pay the price in advance. You don't get it afterwards. Where the world works is first you put in what you need to put in and then you get out the rewards.


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[Assistant] So you have to ask yourself, what is the price that you have to pay to achieve the success that you desire? And you have to write it down and make a plan and work on it every day.


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[Assistant] Now let me give you a quick exercise which is my only, uh, take home or homework exercise, uh, for our time together. I want you to take a piece of paper like this and


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[Assistant] Write down 10 goals that you'd like to accomplish in the next 12 months. Write the word goals in today's date at the top of the page. Write down 10 goals you'd like to accomplish and then ask yourself this great question.


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[Assistant] Which one goal would have the greatest positive impact on your life?


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[Assistant] Now this is a great question because it'll usually jump out at you. You say,


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[Assistant] That's the one. If I had this, that would have more of an impact on my life than anything else. Sometimes it's a financial goal, sometimes it's a health goal, sometimes it's a relationship goal. But whatever it is, put a circle around that goal and then turn the page over.


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[Assistant] And write it at the top of the page, set a deadline on the goal, make a list of everything that you could think of to do to achieve the goal, and then begin working on your list, and here's the kicker, do something every day.


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[Assistant] Do something every day that moves you one step forward towards your major goal.


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[Assistant] Making a plan and working on it everyday will change your life in ways that you cannot imagine. They say that people begin to become great


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[Assistant] When they, when they determine their major definite purpose, their number one goal, and work on it every day. It is the secret to becoming


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[Assistant] A self-made millionaire, it's the secret to great success in life. My promise to you is a week, a month, a year from now you'll look back and you'll be absolutely staggered.


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[Assistant] I was giving a seminar not long ago and a gentleman came up to me and said, you know that goal setting exercise? It changed my life ten years ago. He said I was broke, I was divorced, he said I was an alcoholic and somebody dragged me to one of your seminars.


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[Assistant] He said, and I did that exercise and I picked my major goal. He said it changed my life. I said in what way? He said today, he said I'm worth 40 million dollars.


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[Assistant] I said wow. He said yes and I owe it to that lesson.


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[Assistant] For people in management roles, goal setting is absolutely essential to motivating employees and creating an environment where they can win and feel like winners.


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[Assistant] The 10-90 rule in smart goal setting says that the first 10% of the time that you spend developing absolute clarity about what is to be done, you will save 90% of the time once you begin.


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[Assistant] It can also save you 90% of the mistakes, the costs, and the times of other people involved. You've heard it said that you can't hit a target that you can't see.


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[Assistant] And the follow-up that, uh, is if you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there. You've heard of smart goal setting.


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[Assistant] Which stands for specific, measurable, achievable, relevant, and time-bounded. Let's go over what each of these means. A SMART goal is specific.


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[Assistant] It is perfectly clear to everyone who must be involved in its achievement.


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[Assistant] A child can tell you how close you are to accomplishing it. It is clear and unambiguous.


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[Assistant] Most of the problems with goal achieving stem back to a lack of clarity in setting the goal in the first place. A smart goal is measurable.


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[Assistant] It can be defined in numerical or financial terms.


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[Assistant] It can be broken down into steps, each of which can be measured as well.


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[Assistant] The more clear the measures, the easier it is to focus and concentrate on achieving those numbers. A SMART goal is achievable.


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[Assistant] It can be accomplished within the constraints of time, money, external environment, economy, the skills, and abilities of the team members.


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[Assistant] And the other constraints contain both inside and outside the company. A smart goal is realistic.


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[Assistant] It is within the bounds of reality and is something that people can develop a high level of confidence in achieving.


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[Assistant] In goal setting, many goals are merely aspirational. They do not reflect reality. They are more wishes and hopes than goals. A smart goal is time-bounded.


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[Assistant] When you have specific schedules for the attainment of each part of the goal and the completion of each part of the task,


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[Assistant] It is much easier for people to achieve the goal on schedule.


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[Assistant] After you've defined your goal and all of its parts, you must define winning.


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[Assistant] Defining winning can be a magic factor in motivating employees. For a person to win, he has to know where the finish line is. He has to know how you define winning.


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[Assistant] He has to know exactly what he has to do to accomplish the task and cross the finish line.


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[Assistant] The smaller and tighter the increments, the easier it is for the other person to feel like a winner.


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[Assistant] Each time that the staff member achieves a mini goal, he or she feels like a mini winner.


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[Assistant] It is the manager's responsibility to help the employee see that they are using proper goal setting techniques and setting reasonable milestones for them to achieve the goals that they set.


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[Assistant] When you assign people a large multitask project that may take many months to complete, be sure to set up a series of milestones and benchmarks so that people have clear short-term targets to aim at and continually generate the feeling of winning.


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[Assistant] For a person to feel like a winner, he or she must succeed at the task. He must achieve the goal. He must accomplish the responsibility and get the result that he was tasked for.


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[Assistant] Not only is it the job of the manager to be consistently motivating employees,


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[Assistant] But doing so by helping each person to have success experiences.


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[Assistant] If a person has been given a job that is too much for him, the job of the manager is to adjust the job, assign parts of it to someone else, and make it more manageable for the employee.


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[Assistant] The focus is always on making sure that whatever job the person has, they are capable of doing it successfully sooner or later.


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[Assistant] The best way for motivating employees who are new is to give them a series of small jobs. Jobs clearly within their experience and ability.


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[Assistant] Everybody needs to be recognized for their individual accomplishments by the people around them and especially above them.


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[Assistant] Since your team members are intrinsically motivated,


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[Assistant] It is the anticipation of the recognition they will receive for the completion of a task that motivates them internally to go the extra mile.


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[Assistant] A good tactic for motivating employees is to give positive recognition for an accomplishment.


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[Assistant] Which raises a person's self esteem, improves their self image, and motivates them to do even more and better in the future. This is the icing on the cake.


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[Assistant] I have ordered the Department of Homeland Security to create an office to serve American victims. The office is called Voice, Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement.


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[Assistant] Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.


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[Assistant] In order to prepare for an interview, it's important to research in three areas.


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[Assistant] The first area that you want to research is you. You want to research yourself, basically a summary of your qualifications, your relevant qualifications. You want to ask yourself how you can meet the employer's needs, what you bring to the table, and how you can add value.


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[Assistant] You want to make sure that you've prepared a series of short relevant stories.


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[Assistant] About yourself. It's something called the show and tell method. So you don't just want to say like, these are my skills. You want to be able to demonstrate, to have short relevant stories that have a beginning, a middle, and an end.


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[Assistant] I would recommend that you practice at the very least


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[Assistant] Lock yourself in a room with a mirror and practice, uh, responses to commonly asked questions. You don't want to script it. You're not an actress. You want it to be conversational, but you want to hear yourself, uh, say these responses out loud. And if possible, I would recommend that you set up a mock interview with a professional career counselor.


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[Assistant] You want to make sure that you arrive on time. I generally say arrive 30 minutes in the vicinity but about 10 to 15 minutes to announce yourself in the reception area. Then once you meet your interviewer


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[Assistant] First impressions matter, and studies say it takes about seven seconds.


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[Assistant] Three types of interviews. Uhm, some common interviews are now behavioral interviews. They begin with questions like, tell me about a time when. Tell me about a time when you were in a team and things went really well or things didn't go so well.


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[Assistant] You might have a technical interview. This might be perhaps you're going for a software engineering position. You might walk into the interview and they say don't sit down and they direct you to a whiteboard, give you a marker and they want you to solve some algorithms.


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[Assistant] Perhaps you will have a case interview if you're interviewing with consulting firms, so you want to be well prepared for those in terms of practicing case questions.


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[Assistant] Telephone and Skype interviews are becoming more and more common, particularly for initial interviews. With a telephone interview, if you can get a landline, that's best. If not, make sure everything is charged up.


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[Assistant] You also want to make sure that you're in a quiet environment and that no one is going to disturb you. So the advantage is you don't have to worry about


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[Assistant] Watch the whites, the blacks, the patterns, etc. Watch the lighting in terms of like fluorescent lighting with a Skype interview. And even though it might be your natural inclination to look at the screen, it's important to look at the camera. That's how you'll be making eye contact. And then finally with a Skype interview, I would watch your background. Be very much aware of your background.


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[Assistant] To let the interviewer know that you're very interested in the position and why you would be a great fit and match.


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[Assistant] In your thank you, you want to make sure of course that you thank the interviewer for their time, but also it's an opportunity to reiterate your interest and your qualifications. And I recommend that you send the thank you within 24 to 48 hours.


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[Assistant] Do you take his lovely bow and string in holy matrimony? Get over here. Stand.


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[Assistant] Look like you're hell out of here. To you, god of thunder!


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[Assistant] All quiet, lieutenant. Nothing but those three tankers up ahead. Keep your eyes peeled.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're off the air. I hope they throw the book at you, mate.


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[Assistant] Every matrix transformation is a linear one, and that every linear transformation is a matrix transformation.


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[Assistant] So, now the question is, suppose I give you some description of linear transformation. What is its matrix? How do you find that out?


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[Assistant] Now, what we saw in the previous video was that


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[Assistant] This formula described for us the matrix of a transformation, in particular, if you had some transformation T of X, and you knew what that did.


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[Assistant] Then the matrix for it was going to be given by...


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[Assistant] Every column of the matrix is what the transformation does to one of the standard basis vectors, the e1 down to the en. Now this is quite remarkable.


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[Assistant] Yet, what we've learned is that if I know only N pieces of information,


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[Assistant] If I know that, then it's sufficient that I can describe completely what my transformation's gonna do


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[Assistant] So now, if I describe to you some transformation, you should be able to figure out what its matrix is just by computing what does the transformation do to the standard basis vectors.


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[Assistant] So, as an example, I want you to consider the idea of counterclockwise rotation.


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[Assistant] So, that's my example. It's going to be rotate.


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[Assistant] And we previously had sort of a visual description that made us think that this really was a linear transformation, but, but now we want to see why it is a matrix transformation.


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[Assistant] So I'm gonna give a little bit of a visual description for this.


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[Assistant] First I wanna put my two standard basis vectors on there. I'm gonna draw them kinda long. There's my E1 that has the components 1, 0. And then up here I'm gonna draw my E2.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be E2 and it has components 0, 1.


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[Assistant] Okay, so let me apply my rotation and see if I rotate counterclockwise by theta. What does it do to the E1? Well,


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[Assistant] Maybe my E1 goes to some amount like this, where I've got an angle of theta inside of it. So, so this particular vector is the transformation, I'll label the transformation R for rotation. It rotates it.


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[Assistant] And the vector e1 goes to this vector r of e1. Well,


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[Assistant] We've seen this kind of triangle before, indeed you can sort of imagine if I sort of overlay the circle here.


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[Assistant] If I do this projection, the x component, this portion here, that is, well how does my trigonometry work? That's my cosine of theta.


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[Assistant] And then, the height of this point, this is gonna be sine of theta.


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[Assistant] So if I want to figure out what my r of theta is gonna be, this is a vector whose x component is cosine of theta, and whose y component is sine of theta.


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[Assistant] So in other words, we were starting with this one basis vector, the e1.


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[Assistant] And then we were rotating it up some angle theta and we were saying,


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[Assistant] What does the transformation do? What is the final coordinates? In other words, we were asking, what is the T of E1? And we've gotten that it's cosine theta, sine theta.


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[Assistant] I could quickly repeat much of the same story here for the other one, my picture looks a little bit distorted, but


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[Assistant] This is going to be the rotation of the vector e2.


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[Assistant] The horizontal is going to be sine theta, but it's in the negative direction, so it's gonna be a minus sine theta.


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[Assistant] And this height I see here is still positive, and it's gonna be represented by cosine of theta. So in other words, what I have with the R of E2,


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[Assistant] Its description is going to be its x component is minus sine of theta.


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[Assistant] And it's y component is gonna be cosine of theta, and there we have it.


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[Assistant] So, now, if I really want to finish off what my proof is going to be, it's going to be this, that the rotation of any vector X is going to be given by some matrix. And the matrix is the one whose


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[Assistant] And whose second component is going to be the rotation of E2, which is going to be minus sine theta.


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[Assistant] Cosine of theta, and then it's that entire matrix that we have multiplied by the vector x.


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[Assistant] So this here is our rotation matrix, or at least our rotation matrix for rotating counterclockwise.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's see one more example of this. I'm just gonna make something up. How about this? This is a transformation from R2 to R2.


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[Assistant] Then, how about it rotates clockwise by 90 degrees.


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[Assistant] I just made one up, let's try to figure out the matrix for that transformation.


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[Assistant] So to find the matrix for this transformation, we need to know what happens to the two different standard basis vectors. I'm going to do this one first. This is my E1.


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[Assistant] And its first step is to flip over the line y equals x. I sort of dotted that line in, uh, on my picture. Well...


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[Assistant] And then, after it's up there, it has to rotate by 90 degrees, so it's gonna rotate right back down onto the E1 if I'm rotating by 90 degrees. So this is gonna come right back down here and lie exactly where it was. So, in other words, my transformation is going to take the vector E1,


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[Assistant] And the combination of flipping it over y equals x and rotating it by pi over 2 takes it right back to where it started. So, so t of e1 is just e1. The transformation doesn't do anything to the e1. But maybe it does something to the e2.


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[Assistant] Okay, so now let's investigate what happened to the E2. So I'm gonna put my E2 on, that's this, it's sticking straight up. There's my E2.


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[Assistant] So, then it's going to flip, and the flip flips it down here, and now I'll don't, I'm not gonna give a name to it, but it's that intermediate one sitting there. And then it's gonna do the rotation.


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[Assistant] By 90 degrees, clockwise, and that's gonna stick it out right down here. So this is my transformation applied to my E2.


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[Assistant] Okay, so what my transformation does is it takes this e2 vector


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[Assistant] And it looks like the, the transformation takes the vector and just flips it completely. And in other words, it puts a minus sign in front of the E2.


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[Assistant] So now if I want to try to describe what my matrix is, it's going to be the following. The transformation of X is equal to I have to figure out some matrix. So the first matrix is just E1.


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[Assistant] And if I remind myself of what E1 was, it's, it's 1 in the first component, 0 in the second. So I'm gonna put a 1 there, and a 0 there.


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[Assistant] So there we have it. We have this, this matrix which is described. I now know the matrix for this transformation.


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[Assistant] By the way, if you want to, you can multiply the matrix out. I could do this, this is gonna be x1 minus x2.


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[Assistant] And then, if this was in higher dimensions, if it was an RN to an RM,


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[Assistant] You might have to ask more, because you'd have more E1s down to ENs, and maybe your, your matrices would look a lot larger, because they'd have, have more vectors, and each vector would have more components, but it's exactly the same idea.


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[Assistant] And I also have adored you my entire life, so I see a lot of videos of you, so it was like one thing that's normal and another thing that's normal in my life combined and that was super not normal. Wow. Normal, normal, not normal. And I don't know dude, I mean, oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] So, I don't think, I don't think it's gonna go as well for me as it would for you, but I'm excited, I'm nervous, I'm like, just, I got all the emotions coming.


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[Assistant] You have someone wearing sleeveless t-shirts with all kinds of slogans, somebody wearing baggy shorts, somebody wearing barbuda's, all kinds of different shoes, chappals, same soldiers.


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[Assistant] So even if you show that these soldiers are highly trained and they are sharpshooters and they are patriotic, why is the need for the same uniform?


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[Assistant] Why everything has to be pressed, all the buttons, all the brass. In fact brass has become so familiar with military rituals that the


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[Assistant] I agree with this. If I am in a foreign city or some foreign place and I know what exactly is the uniform of a cop and if I have been threatened, I have been robbed, mugged, seeing such a person even 40 feet away will give me some hope.


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[Assistant] I will, I will tackle this subject later in our discussion as to how in Kaluga the rituals have eroded the confidence of the general populace. And we will take that later, but right now let us establish the fact as to how do we see rituals like you, like cutting a ribbon, like does cutting a ribbon actually inaugurate a museum or a highway or a mall?


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[Assistant] So we have the first quadrant which has external but no internal, like that.


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[Assistant] One billion hearts beat for the men in blue, which means the Indian cricket team.


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[Assistant] You can get some satisfaction of being belonging to a particular group or aligning your values with something.


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[Assistant] Take rituals as, uh, people see today. Talk about the ramifications, positive, negative, whatever.


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[Assistant] And it was, I think, somebody who was Jesus' Apostle or His, uh, or a Saint.


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[Assistant] So I have, I have some kind of launch pad statements from Prabhupada's, uh, uh, Bhagavad Gita purports, like number one, rituals are meant for, uh,


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[Assistant] So receptacle. So a ritual is given or withdrawn depicting upon the, should be called SQ. We are not using IQ here.


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[Assistant] Like driving is eye, hand and leg coordination. So how will I actually, I didn't have any confidence that this could be done subconsciously or automatically. So he said, look, if you don't hold the steering wheel, uh, and if you hold it too tight, that's wrong.


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[Assistant] And I always give this humorous thing an example that, what if I told him that, could you teach me how to whistle and drive from the very first day? Because I saw a movie where the hero was whistling as he was driving with one hand.


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[Assistant] You may not even get the ecstasy which is promised or which is advertised or which is exhibited by some, but you have the faith that I do it. And, uh, distance, not a very appropriate comparison, but drilling for oil, if oil is at 3000 meters below,


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[Assistant] That's like an empty ritual and that's a very commonly known phrase.


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[Assistant] So meditation where you concentrate your mind upon Krishna or cultivation of knowledge.


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[Assistant] The road traffic. Let us say you are dropped by a helicopter from Chowpatty to Merah Road. So you can't tell that, you can't hear the driver saying, so now it is rain, I need to stop, I need to take a left turn here.


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[Assistant] So I like this very much. So every acharya, every revolutionary, uh, spiritual authority, they take a stock, they allow something if it is useful, they cull some that these are not to be done because they have lost their purpose. And, uh, in fact, we have,


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[Assistant] So rituals can be compared, in my mind I compare them to a, uh, to a Microsoft program where


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[Assistant] So one who knows the purpose, one who knows the purpose behind the Vedas can understand the rituals behind the Vedas. If you don't know the purpose behind the Vedas, the rituals may just, as they say in Hindi, it's called a bull gulaiya. It's a maze.


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[Assistant] No, I'll probably be tied up here for a while. Uh, yes. Well, don't worry. I'll be in touch as soon as I can. Alright?


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[Assistant] Ah David, it is so good to see you. I thought you'd forgotten me.


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[Assistant] After not seeing you for all those years, you're not running out of me now. Tell you what, we're going to sit down, have a drink, and a good old chat, and you're going to stay the night. Deal?


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[Assistant] Your mother wasn't the first woman I lived with. John's mother? Yes. I was about your age, a little older. She was a year younger.


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[Assistant] Well, my dad and mum and her parents didn't think we should get married. And you wanted to? Yes, I wanted to. Did you love her? At the time? Yes. I still want to know.


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[Assistant] As the ring's most charismatic figure began a slow fade into the twilight of his luminous career, the young Ray Charles Leonard dreamed of following in the footsteps of his heavyweight idol.


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[Assistant] Thomas Hearns remain Leonard's last barrier to greatness.


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[Assistant] And with three rounds remaining, Leonard's legacy was on the line.


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[Assistant] Pandemonium in the ring! After Turner Pro, you say to Turner Pro, you won a championship two years later, like how much fun was it being Sugar Ray Leonard in 1979?


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[Assistant] And then she pointed out that being as your estate planning commissioner and chairman of the civic council, something of a public figure, that it was just a crank note. That's right. And I believe her because she pointed out something else too. A lot of my old friends resent Jane. She's very withdrawn.


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[Assistant] And she dresses in a way that you can't definitely describe. I think it's deliberate. Look, there's a ticket in here, leaving for Portland at six tonight. Do I use it or not?


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[Assistant] Now, about this girl, Mr. Bailey. She may have taken a cozy name for your nightclub, but she was born Jane Grigor. Well, that was a long time ago.


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[Assistant] You know anyone here or in Los Angeles who might have kept in touch with her?


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[Assistant] Tell him to take it easy, but, uh, hold anybody he finds there. I'll wait.


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[Assistant] I thought maybe you could tell me. It was supposed to look like a heist job. He emptied my wallet and put it carefully under my nose.


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[Assistant] Yeah? The room isn't messed up? All right, tell him to watch it a while.


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[Assistant] I just came back to use the phone. I got a nickel left.


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[Assistant] Uh, you wouldn't be a food inspector, would you? Put it down, I might be hungry. You'll find a woman at an old maid's feet, but not half as clammy.


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[Assistant] That's stealing. Make it 50 and I'll throw in the name of the club.


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[Assistant] This is a gun in my hand. Yeah, I've seen one before. Lay off, Janey Joy. There ain't nothing in it for you but a Chicago overcoat. Really? Maybe you better count me out. We'll do that. Now hold out your hand. I've got something for you.


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[Assistant] You'll find $200 in there for being smart. Next time we won't be so generous.


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[Assistant] Any other jobs you want me to lay off of, just let me know. I might give you a reduced rate. I'm in stitches. Now turn around.


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[Assistant] Hey, you went off and left that last night. I took out a buck for the trouble of finding you and bringing it back. It's a nice place you got here. What's Caprio got to do with Janey Joy? I don't know you or what you're talking about. I gather you won't mind if I talk it over with Caprio. You ask for trouble, you'll get it. I hired out for that job. Who hired you? You know what would happen if I told you? The guy's tough, huh? You can say that again.


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[Assistant] I know something tougher than that, Tennessee. Why haven't I been thrown out?


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[Assistant] But now let's talk about Martin. Did he work for you in 1942?


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[Assistant] Not that I know of. Of course he has the sort of face you might not remember.


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[Assistant] What kind of figures do you think I'll talk? What I got? Plenty, brother. Plenty.


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[Assistant] I want to report a murder. Buster Buffen's buffet, in Venice.


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[Assistant] That car you hear coming to a screeching stop is me. Open the door!


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[Assistant] Well, they coached you well. Whatever information I had, you had. But they forgot to show you what she looked like.


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[Assistant] You never carry anything in your pockets or anywhere else for that matter. That'll tell us anything we want to know. And we'll just have to get it the hard way.


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[Assistant] When I drink, my voice gets high. It's a nice place you got here.


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[Assistant] Jane Breger came down here in 1941 and sets herself up as Janey Joy, bubble dancer. But she's scared stiff. There's something riding her.


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[Assistant] Something terrifying enough to drive her to kill. Get to the point. When I first talked to Buffen, it was a forty buck job.


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[Assistant] My neck's in that noose now, and I wasn't paid to stand in for murder. If you want to help her, get her down here.


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[Assistant] Homicide. Is Lieutenant Quint around? Tell him I've got some information for him. Bailey. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know, I've been sitting here trying to think of a persuader for you. A way to get to you. But you seem to have everything.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Johnson is my client's wife, Quint. What about her? You can't raise a call if you let them hang up. She's dead, Bailey. Body found on the beach about half hour ago. You're going down with us. Mind if I take my own car? Not if you don't mind my riding with you.


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[Assistant] Know her? It's the right party, Mrs. Ralph Johnson. But I can't say I know her. How long has she been dead, Doc? You tell me, Lieutenant.


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[Assistant] Well, what do you know? What's your middle name, Bailey? George? It begins with G, Quinn. I'll save you some trouble, it's my pen.


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[Assistant] Alright, have it your way. I'm glad you called. I got a letter from your wife today. I wanted to check with you before I opened it. A letter? From Jane? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Where are Reno and the boys out in the corridor? I came alone. Do you want me to wait outside? No, come on in. I want you to meet an old friend.


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[Assistant] You're not really smart. You're just lucky. Come on in.


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[Assistant] She was using your name. She was on the run, needed a place to hide.


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[Assistant] And then one day about a year ago, she ran out on you. Tell me something, Keller. Is it your wife you want or your 40 grand? I'll settle for the 40 grand. Where is she? Dead. Murdered. Sometime this afternoon.


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[Assistant] I've got a couple of nasty questions to ask first. Does your husband know about you?


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[Assistant] I've just got a wire from Chicago. They're offering me complete charge of the experimental school. Yes, isn't it? The only drawback is living in Chicago.


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[Assistant] Perhaps over there? Please sit down, Amor, where I asked you to.


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[Assistant] It cost nearly a year's allowance. You may as well open it. Do as I tell you. Open it.


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[Assistant] Are you going to banish the father with the son? You'll have to, you know. You can't forget about Amy without getting rid of Carl, too.


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[Assistant] The police are slow, aren't they? If they'd only come and take them away, we could all have breakfast, couldn't we?


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[Assistant] The Trump administration has been roiled by chaos, and today Trump doubled down on that chaos by holding a bizarre press conference full of false claims, grievances, and attacks on the media. For more on this, it's time for A Closer Look.


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[Assistant] Now to set the scene for this press conference, in just over three weeks, Trump's White House has been plagued by infighting, legal challenges, messy executive orders, the resignation of his national security advisor, and now the revelation that his aides had contacts with Russia during the campaign. And if there's been anything good in this,


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[Assistant] It's been watching Trump develop techniques to avoid questions about that Russian contact. Here's a move called the Drift Away.


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[Assistant] And here's another one. Here's another one called the Pretend I Don't Hear You.


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[Assistant] This may come as a surprise to Donald Trump, but it turns out the demands of actually governing are much more strenuous than the free-for-all atmosphere of campaigning, which may be why at White House events and meetings with foreign leaders, Trump keeps reliving the glory days of his election victory.


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[Assistant] In fact, Trump is so desperate for the instant gratification of cheering crowds that this weekend he's responding to all the chaos in his government by heading back out to the campaign trail less than four weeks into his presidency.


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[Assistant] Trump apparently couldn't wait until Saturday to get in front of the cameras because today he held his first solo press conference as president and he used the opportunity to strike a more conciliatory tone with the media.


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[Assistant] It was Trump himself who spent the entire press conference whining about perceived grievances and slights and pushing false claims with zero basis in reality. Just to give you an idea of how all over the place this press conference was, at one point Trump made this bizarre claim about the drug problem.


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[Assistant] I think I know what happened here. Donald, that's not the price. That's the name.


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[Assistant] Claimed amazingly that his former national security advisor, Michael Flynn, who Trump fired, did nothing wrong when he secretly discussed sanctions with the Russian ambassador. In fact, Trump even said that if Flynn had not contacted the Russian ambassador, Trump would have ordered him to do it himself.


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[Assistant] He did something I would have told him to do, so he had to go. Clean out your desk, buddy. Why are you cleaning out your desk?


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[Assistant] Finally, Trump did answer some questions about Russia. Specifically, some questions about the provocative actions Russia's taken recently, from deploying a missile in violation of a treaty to sending a spy ship near a naval base in Connecticut.


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[Assistant] That's your answer? We're talking about Russian military aggression, not a turkey sandwich at the deli. Not good. Very dry. Not good. Won't pay. Send back.


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[Assistant] But don't worry, Trump made sure to offend multiple demographics because when a reporter for a Jewish publication asked Trump about anti-Semitism in the U.S., Trump said this.


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[Assistant] Even when Trump put aside all of his bizarre paranoia, false claims and complaints about the media and turned to actual policy, he didn't seem very comfortable. For example, Trump claimed that Republicans were working on a plan to repeal and replace Obamacare and said this.


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[Assistant] According to his passport, he was called Max Z.


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[Assistant] But as it was stated in the same passport that he had no special peculiarities about his features, I prefer to call him Mr. N-plus-one.


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[Assistant] He represented a long line of young men who possess wavy disheveled locks, straight, bold and open looks, well formed in strong bodies and very large and powerful hearts.


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[Assistant] All these youths having loved and perpetuated their love. Some of them have succeeded in engraving it on the tablets of history, like Henry IV.


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[Assistant] Others like Petrarch have made literary preserves of it.


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[Assistant] Some have availed themselves for that purpose of the newspapers wherein the happenings of the day are recorded.


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[Assistant] And where they figured among those who had strangled themselves, shot themselves, or who had been shot by others. Still others, the happiest and most modest of all, perpetuated their love by entering it in the birth records, by creating posterity.


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[Assistant] The love of N-plus-one was as strong as death. As a certain writer put it, as strong as life, he thought. Max was firmly convinced that he was the first to have discovered the method of loving so intensely, so unrestrainedly, so passionately.


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[Assistant] and he regarded with contempt all who had loved before him


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[Assistant] Still more he was convinced that even after him no one would love as he did.


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[Assistant] And he felt sorry that with his death the secret of true love would be lost to mankind.


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[Assistant] But being a modest young man, he attributed part of his achievement to her, to his beloved.


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[Assistant] Not that she was perfection itself, but she came very close to it, as close as an ideal can come to reality.


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[Assistant] Did there ever exist a woman on whose face was so clearly and distinctly written that she alone was worthy of love, of infinite pure and devoted love?


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[Assistant] Max knew that there never were and that there never would be such a woman.


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[Assistant] In this respect, he had no special peculiarities, just as Adam did not have them. Just as you, my reader, do not have them.


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[Assistant] Beginning with Grandmother Eve and ending with the woman upon whom your eyes were directed. Before you read these lines, the same inscription is to be clearly and distinctly read on the face of every woman at a certain time. The difference is only in the quality of the ink.


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[Assistant] A very nasty day set in. It was Monday or Tuesday when Max noticed with a feeling of great terror that the inscription upon the deer face was fading.


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[Assistant] Max rubbed his eyes, looked first from a distance, then from all sides, but the fact was undeniable. The inscription was fading.


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[Assistant] Soon the last letter also disappeared. The face was white like the recently whitewashed wall of a new house. But he was convinced that the inscription had disappeared not of itself, but that someone had wiped it off. Who?


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[Assistant] Max went to his friend, John N. He knew and he felt sure that such a true, disinterested and honest friend there never was and never would be. And in this respect, too, as you see, Max had no special peculiarities.


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[Assistant] And found John N. exactly at the moment when he was wiping away that inscription by his kisses.


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[Assistant] It was then that the records of the local occurrences were enriched by another unfortunate incident entitled An Attempt at Suicide.


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[Assistant] It is said that death always comes in due time.


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[Assistant] Evidently, that time had not yet arrived for Max, for he remained alive. That is, he ate, drank, walked, borrowed money and did not return it, and altogether he showed by a series of psychophysiological acts that he was a living being, possessing a stomach, a will and a mind.


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[Assistant] But his soul was dead. Or to be more exact, it was absorbed in lethargic sleep.


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[Assistant] The sound of human speech reached his ears, his eyes saw tears and laughter, but all that did not stir a single echo, a single emotion in his soul.


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[Assistant] I do not know what space of time had elapsed. It may have been one year. It may have been ten years.


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[Assistant] Or the length of such intermissions in life depends on how quickly the actor succeeds in changing his costume.


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[Assistant] One beautiful day. It was Wednesday or Thursday. Max awakened completely.


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[Assistant] A careful and guarded liquidation of his spiritual property made it clear that a fair piece of Max's soul, the part which contained his love for woman and for his friends, was dead.


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[Assistant] Like a paralysis-stricken hand or foot. But what remained was nevertheless enough for life.


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[Assistant] Then Max, having renounced personal happiness, started to work for the happiness of others. That was a new phase, he believed.


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[Assistant] All the evil that is tormenting the world seemed to him to be concentrated in a red flower, in one red flower. It was but necessary to tear it down, and the incessant heart-rending cries and moans which rise to the indifferent sky from all points of the earth, like its natural breathing, would be silenced.


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[Assistant] The evil of the world he believed lay in the evil will and in the madness of the people.


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[Assistant] They themselves were to blame for being unhappy and they could be happy if they wished.


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[Assistant] This seems so clear and simple that Max was dumbfounded in his amazement at human stupidity.


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[Assistant] Humanity reminded him of a crowd huddled together in a spacious temple and panic-stricken at the cry of fire.


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[Assistant] Instead of passing calmly through the wide doors and saving themselves, the maddening people with the cruelty of frenzied beasts cry and roar, crush one another and perish.


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[Assistant] Not from the fire, for it is only imaginary, but from their own madness. It is enough sometimes when one sensible firm word is uttered to this crowd. The crowd calms down and the imminent death is thus averted.


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[Assistant] Let than a hundred calm, rational voices be raised to mankind, showing them where to escape and where the danger lies.


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[Assistant] And heaven will be established on earth, if not immediately, then at least within a very brief time. Max began to utter his word of wisdom. How he uttered it you will learn later.


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[Assistant] The name of Max was mentioned in the newspapers, shouted in the marketplaces, blessed and cursed. Whole books were written on what Max N-plus-one had done, what he was doing, and what he intended to do.


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[Assistant] He appeared here and there and everywhere. He was seen standing at the head of the crowd, commanding it. He was seen in chains under the knife of the guillotine.


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[Assistant] In this respect, Max did not have any special peculiarities either. A preacher of humility and peace, a stern bearer of fire and sword, he was the same Max, Max the Believer.


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[Assistant] But while he was doing all this, time kept passing on.


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[Assistant] His nerves were shattered, his wavy locks became thin, and his head began to look like that of Elijah the prophet. Here and there he felt a piercing pain.


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[Assistant] The earth continued to turn light-mindedly around the sun, now coming nearer to it, now retreating coquettishly, and giving the impression that it fixed all its attention upon its household friend, the moon.


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[Assistant] The days were replaced by other days, and the dark nights by other dark nights, with such pedantic German punctuality and correctness that all the artistic natures were compelled to move over to the far north by degrees.


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[Assistant] Where the devil himself would break his head endeavoring to distinguish between day and night, when suddenly something happened to Max.


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[Assistant] Somehow it happened that Max became misunderstood. He had calmed the crowd by his words of wisdom many a time before and had saved them from mutual destruction, but now he was not understood.


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[Assistant] That he himself needed absolutely nothing for he was alone, childless.


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[Assistant] They would not trust him, and in this respect Max did not have any special peculiarities either.


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[Assistant] The sad incident ended for Max in a new intermission.


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[Assistant] Max was alive, as was positively established by medical experts who had made a series of simple tests.


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[Assistant] Thus when they pricked a needle into his foot, he shook his foot and tried to remove the needle. When they put food before him, he ate it.


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[Assistant] But he did not walk and did not ask for any loans, which clearly testified to the complete decline of his energy.


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[Assistant] His soul was dead. As much as the soul can be dead while the body is alive.


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[Assistant] To Max, all that he had loved and believed in was dead. Impenetrable gloom wrapped his soul.


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[Assistant] There were neither feelings in it nor desires nor thoughts.


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[Assistant] And there was not a more unhappy man in the world than Max, if he was a man at all. But he was a man.


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[Assistant] According to the calendar, it was Friday, or Saturday, when Max awakened as from a prolonged sleep with the pleasant sensation of an owner to whom his property has been restored which had wrongly been taken from him.


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[Assistant] Max realized that he was once more in possession of all five of his senses. His sight reported to him that he was all alone, in a place which might in justice be called either a room or a gymney.


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[Assistant] Each wall of the room was about a meter and a half wide and about ten meters high.


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[Assistant] The walls were straight, white, smooth, with no openings except one through which food was brought to Max.


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[Assistant] An electric lamp was burning brightly on the ceiling. It was burning all the time, so that Max did not know now what darkness was.


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[Assistant] There was no furniture in the room and Max had to lie on the stone floor.


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[Assistant] He lay curled together as the narrowness of the room did not permit him to stretch himself.


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[Assistant] His sense of hearing reported to him that until the day of his death he would not leave this room.


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[Assistant] Having reported this, his hearing sank into inactivity for not the slightest sound came from without except these sounds which Max himself produced, tossing about or shouting until he was hoarse, until he lost his voice. Max looked into himself.


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[Assistant] In that darkness his love and faith were buried.


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[Assistant] Max did not know whether time was moving or whether it stood motionless.


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[Assistant] The same even white light poured down on him, the same silence and quiet.


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[Assistant] Only by the beating of his heart Max could judge that Kronos had not left his chariot.


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[Assistant] His body was aching ever more from the unnatural position in which it lay and the constant light and silence were growing ever more tormenting.


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[Assistant] How happy are those for whom night exists, near whom people are shouting, making noise, beating drums, who may sit on a chair with their feet hanging down or lie with their feet outstretched.


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[Assistant] Placing the head in a corner and covering it with the hands in order to create the illusion of darkness.


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[Assistant] Max made an effort to recall and to picture himself what there is in life. Human faces, voices, the stars.


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[Assistant] He knew that his eyes would never in life see that again. He knew it and yet he lived.


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[Assistant] He could have destroyed himself, for there is no position in which a man cannot do that.


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[Assistant] But instead, Max worried about his health, trying to eat, although he had no appetite, solving mathematical problems to occupy his mind so as not to lose his reason.


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[Assistant] He struggled against death as if it were not his deliverer but his enemy, and as if life were to him not the worst of infernal tortures but love, faith, and happiness.


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[Assistant] What the fuck? Somebody bumped into me. Can I get a page?


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[Assistant] Please don't do that. You will hear their screams! Please don't kill my friends. You will hear their screams! Fuck.


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[Assistant] All the people that are with you will all die one by one.


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[Assistant] Ellen, I've been on the floor since I was high enough to kick a cricket in the ass.


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[Assistant] Got me a bullet lodge in the place that's kept me from taking a wife all these years and I ain't lookin' to add to it. I ain't no coward, Alan, but I ain't stupid either. Like I said, it's gonna blow over. I wanna be here when the dust clears.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Heaven's right. Babyface, you're a needs discipline. Young fella needs schooling what's good and correct. Tell you what I'll do. I'll make a deal with you.


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[Assistant] I let this incident pass. You guarantee me the boys in school all day, every day, while you're in town.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't stay too long around here, neither. Ain't healthy.


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[Assistant] I had me enough of your monkey shines and shenanigans. I fixed up a posse. Got you all surrounded.


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[Assistant] Just an intern. How good does he think he can do me? I'll be in his wheelchair forever.


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[Assistant] No, it's you. No one else but you. You must know that. I sent him away for you. And I don't want him to ever come back again.


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[Assistant] Oh, now I've only upset you more. Poor Douglas.


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[Assistant] Why, no dear, I don't want to talk about it now. I wanted you to come for a more important reason. Then we can be married today, and I'll go back with you.


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[Assistant] I'm through with the diary now, Douglas. I want you to keep it always, so that you'll never forget me.


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[Assistant] Suddenly, Meg saw Laurie across the room. He was staring at her. And he didn't look very pleased. Meg began to feel uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] And she wished that she had worn her old dress.


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[Assistant] As she walked up to Lori, she saw Belle and Annie watching them both and smiling. I'm glad you came.


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[Assistant] Meg said to Laurie in her most grown-up voice, I was afraid you wouldn't. Joe wanted me to come and tell her how you looked, said Laurie. What will you tell her?


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[Assistant] A moment or two later an older man went past her and she heard him say to his friend, That girl has been dressed up like a doll. Oh dear, thought Meg.


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[Assistant] Why didn't I wear my own things?


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[Assistant] What's wrong? What is this to do with my husband?


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[Assistant] And so, dear friend, since my last letters, things have gone worse.


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[Assistant] I am sorry, but the rules do not provide for a widow with young children.


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[Assistant] I must speak to you at once. Grant me permission to come to Baltimore to speak with you.


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[Assistant] I must prevail upon your kindness to train my son, Richard, as you did his father. Tomorrow I take both my sons to Baltimore. Richard to embark for Leghorn with this letter. William to enlist in the Navy. I feel he has left me for all time. And I ask myself, how could I teach so many other children, yet fail with my own? Yours in Christ, as ever, Elizabeth.


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[Assistant] There is a wonderful mystery there that's not there with anybody else. And with uhm,


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[Assistant] With special artists, poets, scientists, musicians, sometimes there's a silence. There's an authenticity in that silence.


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[Assistant] Uh, being the first utterly charismatic strikeout no-hit pitcher who's really a creature of the television era. If Kovacs was going to pitch on Saturday in the game of the week, you did not miss it.


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[Assistant] He was not necessarily a religiously observant Jew. And I asked him about it. I said,


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[Assistant] Didn't frequent the temple for services so often. Why did you do it?


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[Assistant] And he said to me very humbly, I felt I was a role model for Jewish children. And I felt that it would be good for them to see somebody who respects himself.


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[Assistant] And last month, this undercover video of Hatcher was posted on our Russian internet site, complete with background music. Hatcher is seen in a Moscow hotel room in his underwear, with the lights on.


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[Assistant] Then the lights are out in the room, and a man and a woman appear to be having sexual relations on the bed.


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[Assistant] Hatcher told US officials, this is a fabrication.


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[Assistant] He beat Dale Earnhardt. He beat Bill Elliott. He beat Rusty Wallace and going down the line. Every one of those drivers out there have fans. And Jeff Gordon, his kid, was beating them.


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[Assistant] That magic that he and ever now had, he'll never find that again.


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[Assistant] As he has progressed, has won races and accumulated wealth, then all of a sudden, the toys get in the way.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I have always wished to live in a country where people listened to and live tweeted important court cases about civil liberties. I just shouldn't have wished it on that monkey's paw.


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[Assistant] Let's get to Champed Up. This is a Jackbox Party Pack 7 game that is all about drawing the best of his period. Uhm. You're trying to draw the best of something. Alright, first round. Okay. Pockle Tube.


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[Assistant] In retrospect, on top of cowboy looked like they were in their prime.


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[Assistant] Oh, I, I should not have gotten this prompt. Somebody here should have gotten this prompt specifically.


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[Assistant] I do have a preference for the food and I feel like that's letting me color what I vote for. But for dogs!


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, unfortunately for Flawless Ostrich. That's his whole thing. That's his shtick.


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[Assistant] It makes perhaps some sense that Dami would be our final champion because, as we've mentioned, Dami is a professional artist.


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[Assistant] Uh, we'll see you next time. Until then, buh-bye. Bye!


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[Assistant] Beautiful and they loved each other and, uh, they were gonna take over the NASCAR world.


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[Assistant] Are we fake news, Kellyanne? Is CNN fake news?


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[Assistant] How about the President's statements that are false, like the murder rate is the highest it's been in almost half a century? False. I'm talking about the President of the United States saying things that are not true, demonstrably not true. That is important.


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[Assistant] It's probably been going on for ages and you've been too stupid to notice. I caught Kevin and young Lin rolling around in his bed.


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[Assistant] Oh, now I've heard everything. Well, not quite. I think you owe Kevin an apology. Eh? Well, it's bad enough letting him pull a wool out of your eyes. If you expect me to. There isn't any wonder. What? You let your boys run wild.


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[Assistant] I never felt so happy before. A little rascal knocked at my door.


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[Assistant] I went and lost my heart Wait till you see me with my sweetie Showing her off to the crowd Looking so dreamy at my sweetie Feeling so terribly proud


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[Assistant] She makes a specialty Of looking good to me She ought to be right In Tiffany's window She's a jewel I know that you will agree Wait till I'm married to my sweetie How happy I'll be


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[Assistant] I've got the bungalow paid for. I've had it specially made for my sweetie. Sweetie-dee-dee. My sweetie and me.


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[Assistant] Here, play this for me. Let's hear how it sounds. There you are.


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[Assistant] Yes sir. Well, this is it. The trucks are here. We're ready sir. Have you instructed your men? Everything is prepared sir.


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[Assistant] Well, this is what you wanted, isn't it? Yes, sir. Goodbye, sir. Best of luck. Thank you, sir.


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[Assistant] Oh, not much. Sometimes it did seem a little noisier backstage. I'm scratching all the names of the show on the billboard.


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[Assistant] The Navy? Well, Pop, between us we have the situation well in hand.


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[Assistant] What's the matter with you, Kwardowski? Don't you like our early morning calisthenics? Well, I didn't like them at first. Oh, you didn't like them at first. How do you like them now? I'm still out first. Sorry.


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[Assistant] First, I'm patriotic. Second, I love my country. And third, they nailed me. And that goes for me too. Listen, you two birds report to me immediately after this formation. Take it away, Sarge!


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's up with the CEO getting reacquainted. So is mine. Took another war to get those guys together again. There's a lot of mothers and sweethearts in that mob.


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[Assistant] And speaking of sweethearts, get a load of that military objective approaching us.


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[Assistant] Why don't you take a ride now? I'll see you later. Okay, maybe I'll pick up an empty. Well, what brings you wait?


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[Assistant] Well boys, here we are. I wanted to conduct this little tour personally.


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[Assistant] You remember the grey-eyed kid from Texas who opened the grocery store? Oh, yes. He's gone. Yeah, there's my name. I put it on when you fellas weren't looking.


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[Assistant] That was some war too, the old war. Yeaah, that was the war to end all wars.


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[Assistant] Well, that's all there is to tell you about the show.


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[Assistant] And I'm quite sure that you're all fully aware that this is for a vitally important cause. As to your conduct in this detail, remember that you're still in the army. And every theater in which you work,


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[Assistant] Now take me for instance, I'm one of the best marksmen in the country.


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[Assistant] What makes you think you're one of the best marksmen in the country? Well, I'll give you an instance. I like to hear an instance. The other day I went hunting in the woods. There in front of me I saw a big beautiful tree. Seated on one limb of the tree were fourteen birds. Fourteen birds? I'll be right back.


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[Assistant] Grown-up guys in dames clothes. They're about to eat a sad sack of bananas. Oh, McG.


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[Assistant] Why, he's the funniest man in the number. You've got somebody to replace him, haven't you? How about Tarone? Oh, no. Game's closed. What must their mothers think? Now listen, McGee, opening night is trouble enough without having you around.


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[Assistant] Alright, go ahead and have your baby. Thanks, Mr. Jones. But don't forget to take off that costume. Yeah, the kid won't know which one's his mother.


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[Assistant] And pride that I make this announcement to you, to the members of the cast, and to their families. This is the final performance of your soldier show. In a few minutes when the curtain comes down for the last time, the men will be ordered back to their combat units.


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[Assistant] Dorothy and Blake's baby? Well, naturally, Dorothy is very upset and she, she feels kind of alone and helpless with, with the baby that Blake never even saw. I asked her to move in here with us, but her pride and... I don't know what she's going to do.


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[Assistant] Thanks, Johnny, but Ted is the man of the house now and he'll look after things.


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[Assistant] So, don't worry anymore, son. Just, just take care of yourself. If you can. And Ted.


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[Assistant] Sun tan shade of cream or an olive drab color scheme. That's what the well dressed man in Harlem will wear.


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[Assistant] Top hat, white tie and tails no more.


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[Assistant] If you want to know, take a look at Brown Bomber Joe. That's what the wealthiest man in Harlem will wear.


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[Assistant] We heard a terrible scream, and that was the end of the hare. One of the men picked her up and held her by the leg. She was covered in blood, but all the huntsmen seemed pleased.


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[Assistant] That at first I did not see what was happening by the stream, but when I did look, I saw a sad sight. Two fine horses were down, one in the stream and the other on the grass. One rider, who seemed unhurt, was climbing out of the water, but the other lay quite still. His neck is broken.


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[Assistant] Said my mother, I can't understand why men are so fond of this sport. They quite often hurt themselves and ruin good horses, all for one hair that they could get more easily some other way. But we are only horses and don't know why men do these things.


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[Assistant] To repeat the music he played on his pipes.


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[Assistant] By the river's edge his ghosts ate the grass and played with each other.


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[Assistant] Saiki made no reply but bowed low to him to show her thanks and went on her way.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] While Aphrodite was enjoying herself and the sea.


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[Assistant] Very colourful, very potent, and very raw at the same time. And we definitely kind of...