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[Assistant] Where's it at? He's playing a subscribe, subscribe, follow, follow, subscribe, follow, follow, subscribe, and you're gonna hear it. Everybody that's followed or subscribed to Dude's Page should go unfollow and unsubscribe based upon the fraud.


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[Assistant] But you know, it wasn't, it wasn't no malice to it, you know what I mean? I could've, me and, uh, a few people from his, his block, we've had this conversation on the phone two or three times. Right. You know, but it's just us talking on the phone.


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[Assistant] I got an Hispanic group out of Hawthorne, Englewood called Coyotes. Oh wow. Uhm, I got a guy out of Chicago called Kiddo Curry coming, so in the next month or two.


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[Assistant] All the EPs done, all the singles done, they coming. Damn, the coyotes, huh? The coyotes, oh, let's listen. Will they drive down to the border and pick up Mexicans and drive them back here? Well, you gotta think about it. You know, it's the name's symbolic because see how you understand that.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? So, I appreciate you bro and I'm definitely gonna sit down with you and let's see if we can get a few things going.


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[Assistant] Stainless probably be out this week. Oh, sure. Him and Anderson Paak video's crazy. For real. And, uhm, games coming on his birthday, November 29th.


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[Assistant] Raiden told me later that I'm descended from some Mediterranean war cult. Bread is warriors for the gods.


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[Assistant] All here because you deserve to be. Your beautiful and unique snowflakes.


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[Assistant] Today is our team's six week anniversary. Secretary Blake says he's pleased with our progress. You could spit in his hair and he'd be pleased with our progress.


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[Assistant] For your team's first mission, you're going to the Lin Kuei Temple. We haven't heard from the Grandmaster in a while, so we need to make sure he's still on our side.


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[Assistant] You scared the shit out of me. And they said I couldn't do horror films.


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[Assistant] I'm guessing it's not your first time in cuffs. What's your safe word?


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[Assistant] You are a bit old to be in Shao Kahn's military, are you not?


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[Assistant] Kitana lives? You are truly the bearer of good tiding, Shujinko. Come, we must leave here now before anyone realizes that I have escaped. Follow me, and I will reward you for your efforts.


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[Assistant] You are now a fully knighted Odinian soldier, Shujinko. And as such, I have a task for you.


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[Assistant] Shao Kahn seeks a powerful item, one that has been kept hidden in Edenia since before our recorded history.


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[Assistant] It must never fall into the hands of the Emperor of Outworld.


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[Assistant] Kitana and I will continue the fight to free Edenia from the tyranny of Shao Kahn. His men will be searching for me here, but he has no knowledge of you. You have a chance to escape if you leave now.


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[Assistant] Targeting someone like Ferris Boyle. It's sickening.


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[Assistant] There's more going on here than a simple accident. This security guard's skin has the same blue coloration as Freeze's. I should set up a crime scene.


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[Assistant] Data analysis indicates that he died from heatstroke, but the control room doesn't show signs of overheating.


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[Assistant] This is some kind of crystallized chemical residue. Traces lead back into the lab.


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[Assistant] The trail ends here. I should scan for more evidence.


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[Assistant] Two men struggled. One of them ran out of the lab. That would be the dead security guard I found.


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[Assistant] Spatter analysis suggests a blunt impact. Someone assaulted Freeze with a weapon. The cannon was knocked over and fired.


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[Assistant] DNA analysis confirms the gun was used to bludgeon Victor Freeze. And fingerprint analysis shows Ferris Boil. It was Ferris.


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[Assistant] The cryochemical cocktail altered Victor's metabolism, as well as the guards.


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[Assistant] Victor survived, but he knew that leaving the super cold lab would kill him.


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[Assistant] Mostly I just chase down cars that are playing loud music. Let me ask you a question though. Little, little pump. I don't understand little pump. What is up with that?


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[Assistant] We create very primal scenes in a live situation that, uh, hopefully it does make people.


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[Assistant] People talk about, you know, the smell of, of, of guai. It's, it's a real thing. Right. The backstage area is, uh. We like to assault all senses. Yeah. It's right.


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[Assistant] Anything. I mean, they're a little fragile, you know, easily breakable. I mean, I actually prefer


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[Assistant] Like the spaceship shit. Right, right, right. Well, I mean, you know, the, the, the, the, the gore story is that we were banished here to the planet Earth, uhm, uh, we were, we were,


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[Assistant] We discovered that we liked the drugs, we liked the alcohol, we like, you know, and our manager, Sleazy P Martini, who found us down in Antarctica, he looked at us and he said, you are the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I think that you would make excellent professional wrestlers and rock musicians. So, you know, we learned how to play rock music, sort of.


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[Assistant] Uh, this was the new accounting of actually what he just truncated, uh, it's actually the blunder that got them banished to earth in the first place.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, there's, there's our human slaves. Yeah, their slaves are from Virginia. The human slaves of Guar, uh, met in Richmond, Virginia. And, uh, that is, you know, there's a, an art school there, uh, and none of them actually went to the art school. I think if I'm correct, they all got thrown out or they started and then they were promptly kicked out. Right.


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[Assistant] But no, I mean, you know, the humans, they tapped into the sort of hardcore punk scene, which was going on at the time. And, uh, and, uh, you know, in the early days of Gua when we were coming across the country, uh, in our yellow school bus shaped bat shaped helicopter, uh, it was actually a yellow school bus.


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[Assistant] You know, we played all the punk rock, all of the venues that were carved out by black flags, circle jerks, uh, the dead Kennedys, that whole circuit.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that was the beginning of war. War started as a punk rock.


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[Assistant] Absolutely true. Yes, we don't, I mean, you know, for one thing, we're not bound to the ridiculous, I mean, you think, you think Guar has an image, right? I mean, these bands have an image, they have an orthodoxy.


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[Assistant] To some degree, the most, the most successful bands are the ones who most accurately reflect the genre that they're in. Uh, uh, Guar's never been that way. We have the freedom to, uh, you know, we're not trying to be cool. We're not bound by cool. Guar is not fucking cool. Not by anybody's standards.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it probably would be. I mean, you know, I mean, of course, you know, there's a lot less, uh, preparation time. Uh, but I mean, yeah, yeah, that's just, just fucking boring. I mean, when we started, when we started, that was boring and it's boring now. It hasn't gotten any less boring.


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[Assistant] And as a matter of fact, heavy metal, now that everything's made with computers, including heavy metal, has just gotten more and more atavistic, self-serving schlock. It's just crap.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, the more inward looking musicians are, the more contemptible they are in my view. Really? That's interesting.


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeah, Joan Rivers, I mean, she was, I remember I'd been watching The Tonight Show and I thought she was like, you know, six feet tall or something, but she was three and a half feet tall.


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[Assistant] Which was very weird. Uhm, before she performed they had a woman come out that looked just like her.


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[Assistant] Who did a warm up routine. Uh, the whole thing was really weird. I mean, it was all filmed at like,


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[Assistant] And I think we were on, uh, on Joan with, uh, like she was doing a series that week where she had other bands that were, uh, that were, you know, like she, I think, I know she had Dread Zeppelin on, uh, and she might've even had ICP on in that little straddle.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what, the way I feel about ICP, uh,


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[Assistant] I think that, you know, it's a little bit problematic, the music, uhm, from a cultural standpoint, uh, but, uh, as far as, you know, what I really like is that they support the morbidly obese.


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[Assistant] They're the only show that I can go to and buy a t-shirt in my size, which is nine


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[Assistant] You remember how upset people were because Obama wore a tan suit?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's a confusing landscape. You know, back in the day, it was to, you know, Al Gore's wife, Tipper Gore, uh, that was causing problems for, for rock bands. And Gore was, we were censored. I mean, we were absolutely censored. We did a show, uh, in, uh, North Carolina, uh, where, that was interrupted by the police. We did a show in Athens, Georgia that was interrupted by police.


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[Assistant] The, the show that was in, uh, that was in North Carolina though, that's a story worth telling. I mean, we're sitting there playing the, the back of the club opens up. You can see that a line of policemen come in. I think they anticipated there was going to be some trouble. So you had the uniform cops come in.


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[Assistant] And then they take a picture of it, then they put on rubber gloves, pick the dick up as if it's a disgusting object, and place it in a five gallon bucket and carry it away.


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[Assistant] And that's, that's actually the subject of our first movie is, uh, Phallus in Wonderland. It's about the struggle of that dick to find odorous.


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[Assistant] Uh, but, you know, I mean, yeaah, I mean, you know, and nothing came out of that suit, uh, uh, unfortunately the human slave of odorous, I, uh, was Canadian. So, uh, we copped a plea, which, you know, jello biafras never let me forget that, let me tell you that.


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[Assistant] Because it always was miraculous to me that we're doing what we do and they're going after two live crew. It's like, you know, what are we? Chopped liver? We're over here fucking, you know, like, like raping children on stage. What's going on? Why aren't you going after us?


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[Assistant] Uhm, certainly Joan Rivers did, and we were a little bit surprised at that. Her handlers had given her some questions that were a little adversarial.


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[Assistant] She accepted our explanations and just moved on from it very quickly. And for the most part, I mean, I don't remember, Springer didn't, didn't challenge, uh, you know, uh, I think, yeah, I think maybe the, and, and, and, uh, Otterist was on, uh, Fox News Red Eye for a long time. He was a guest on there. Yeah. Intergalactic commentator. Yeah. I mean, you guys kind of.


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[Assistant] I mean, Guar is like, I think in some ways it, it, it, it's a, it's an empty vessel for people, you know, I think, I'm constantly surprised, uh,


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[Assistant] But I mean, you know, punk rock, uh, has always had a sort of populist...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're not getting what punk rock is. And I think, I think that, you know, there's enough about what we do that leaves people room, uh, to, they just graft their own politics onto what we do.


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[Assistant] You know, I tell you one thing, that there is no qu- you asked about Obama. We did kill Obama. We killed him unflinchingly. Yes. And, we killed Bernie. Right. We killed Hillary. We killed everybody. AOC coming soon.


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[Assistant] Well, well, the thing about it is that, that, that it wasn't controversial. The fans didn't take exception until we started killing Trump.


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[Assistant] You know, the politics of chaos. I mean, that's, that's, we're on the side of chaos.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and that, that is neither conservative nor liberal. Gore is not concerned with these sorts of, of, of binaries.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, we do what we, what we like to do, uh, we know that it's objectionable. I'll tell you one thing, the world has gotten to be such a shitty fucking insane place that like, you know, like it's, it's almost like, well, who doesn't cut head offs on heads off on television? It's hard to keep up with humans.


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[Assistant] This show has been particularly predictive of like, you know, as we've toured the country and things have steadily unfolded.


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[Assistant] Precious, I don't know. It just seems like it's, uh, you know, Guar is foretelling the future or something.


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[Assistant] And he was a, he was definitely the spear, tip of the spear for sure.


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[Assistant] Uh, as Blothar stepped in and took over the helm, it's been, it's been very nice. I've, I've been very appreciative of it. Right. Thank you. You're welcome. We have a special bond. Yes, we have a special bond. We, you know. Right. I'll see you later in the show.


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[Assistant] Uh, the human slave of, of odorous, a fellow named Dave Bragi.


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[Assistant] He had a crazy rock band called Death Piggy. There was another guy who had a studio very near him that had a sort of movie that he was making.


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[Assistant] Got started in the, uh, in the human world, right? Like, you know, those are the origins of war. Uhm, and uh,


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[Assistant] You know, certainly, uh, so Guar has always been more of an ensemble effort than people credit.


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[Assistant] There are actually a lot of individual brains that come together to make, and there is, you know, certainly the most amazing thing to me about Guar is that a group of artists and musicians are able to work


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[Assistant] You know, Kiss, who made Kiss? Who made those costumes? Nobody knows that. In Guar, those people are the human slaves of the band that are in the band.


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[Assistant] Yeah, self-contained. Uh, art is, uh, you know, is a big part of it. I think that it's, uh, more of an artistic movement because you're cramming all these creative things together in one big pile to create goire. So the music and the art both support each other heavily.


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[Assistant] And it's unusual. I mean, I've looked, being a bit of a historian myself, I've looked, I can't find anything that's like it. I don't know, the Boy Scouts maybe.


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[Assistant] It feels like something that will go on as long as the artist that created wanted to go on.


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[Assistant] I think that's the important personnel that are, you know, uh, and, and, and if anything, I think that we've, we've learned that it's difficult to pass this torch, which is something, another reason that I think it would be not go on forever. Right.


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[Assistant] It's very hard to get this mentality, the aesthetic, the understanding of what gore truly is. Right. There's a lot of sacrifice involved. Right.


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[Assistant] And, and most people that want to make music and art.


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[Assistant] You know, this is, this is, it's not a glamour gig, man. It's a commitment.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Yep, absolutely. And there's a lot of loyalty, uh, in a weird way, in a fraught family, fucked up, fighting, I hate you kind of way loyalty.


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[Assistant] That exists in the band that keeps it together, you know, and it's something that's, I've not been able to replicate. I haven't seen replicated in the world. I think Guar is truly unique in the, in that way.


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[Assistant] His humor style, uh, you know, the things that he brought.


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[Assistant] You know, I think it's all still there, uh, but he's not. However,


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[Assistant] We haven't had the big Hollywood, uh, you know, sort of budget to do something like that.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's difficult to, I don't know, there's a lot to say, there's a lot to the story.


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[Assistant] There's this story, and then there's the story of the humans that have worked on it for so long. And in a lot of ways, that human story is maybe a little more interesting.


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[Assistant] We've managed, and I think that, and I think that, that we, we, we have done this successfully by and large, that, uh, absorbing the characters into our sense of who we are, that I don't feel like I'm playing a character. I'm not playing a character. I'm Blothar.


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[Assistant] Uh, techno destructo, right, was, was sort of the initial mortal enemy of goire. And in a lot of ways those struggles and the things that go on stage, especially in the early days, maybe less so now, but they always reflected what was going on in the band with the personalities. There was actual fights up on stage. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] So, you know, it's always had its bearing to, uh, you know, this is the way we see the world, this is the way we see reality.


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[Assistant] Uh, rain slicker and he's been at, you know, he's, he's a big muscly guy who's been around the block. And then you got the dudes who think they're in the secret service with the little thing in their ears. Those dudes don't like to get their fucking Gucci sweat. So those are the ones we have trouble with.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't think there was ever a problem with him, I mean, really. Okay. Yeah, well, well, Oterus did say that he had to take his teeth out so he could suck more corporate cock. Right, and it sucks that Dave... It's all good fun, man. I watched a clip of Dave Will talking...


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[Assistant] He's a great guy, and he always has been. And we keep talking about Richmond, Virginia, it's very close to Northern Virginia, where actually a lot of the human slaves of war come from that area, and so does Dave Grohl.


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[Assistant] Before he was in Nirvana, he was in a band called Scream, which is a punk band from Washington DC. And before that, he was in a band called Dane Brammage, which was...


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[Assistant] Basically his high school band from, and we've been running around with that dude since those times. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Now, you know, we can't open for anybody. Nobody wants to get, yeah, they don't want to get their shit wet, you know, like, like the fan, you know, they don't want the fans to be wet and, uh, and, and not to mention that gore is a pretty hard act to follow.


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[Assistant] But I mean, you know, I, I think that we do that, that, that it does work. It's just that people haven't been willing to give it a chance. Because if the band, if the band has a big enough following and if the people are, the people are into it,


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[Assistant] You know, they're not disappointed. You know, they know what they're getting. And I think we showed that when we did the Warp Tour. And we're playing in front of Andy's band, you know, the sort of black eyed brides or whatever they are. I wish they were called black eyed brides. Black Veiled Brides.


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[Assistant] Well, they, you know, I do like that they worked out so much in the parking lot. They were, you know, their bus was just filled with gym equipment. Oh, that's right. It was the trailer full of gym equipment. Yeah. They were back there on hippity hops and shit. Wow.


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[Assistant] And it was something like 115 degrees outside. I really think the Vegas one was because we were on the asphalt.


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[Assistant] Breeze and something like that going, you know, we played some shows that, that, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, especially when the altitude becomes involved. Oh, yeah, Mexico was crazy. Yeah, we played in Mexico. Nobody told me that Mexico City was like,


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[Assistant] And we do it. I mean, we've done shows with people with, uh, uh, not, not people, but, uh, members of war vomiting.


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[Assistant] You know, now we have chiropractors and massage therapists come to the show, so. Wow.


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[Assistant] Well, we didn't quite replace her because if we replaced her then that woman would have worked out, but she was not that good of a replacement.


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[Assistant] Then it wouldn't have been a problem. But she was no match for Sleman's driving. Sleman's driving was the shit.


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[Assistant] And so with, with Volvatron, we were trying, you know, because the original war woman, Sly Minster Hyman, uh, and then, and even before that, there were some that predated her, but they were always there. Uh, and, and, uh, Sly Minster was sort of the, the,


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[Assistant] The best example, I mean, she, she developed her, uh,


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[Assistant] Her image in a way that was very, uh, very feminist and very strong, uh, and, and was able to move and dance on stage.


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[Assistant] One that we got to replace her. She really, I think, was more interested in singing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, and that's a powerful loss. It's not like we need to take on some people whose identity is based in getting fucked up all the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they were, I think they were under the misconception that it would be like a garbage bag full of ashes. Like a body's not this small. How did you get rid of that?


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[Assistant] But, you know, I mean, but, but speaking of the ashes, the, uh, the human slave that was Dave Brockie actually did get his own resting place. Uh, we put it in Hollywood Cemetery. Uh, what was that? August, uh, Hollywood Cemetery.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's in Richmond, Virginia. Yeah, there's a Hollywood in Richmond, Virginia. It's actually a very famous cemetery. It's got a bunch of presidents, presidents buried there. And, uh, uh, actually it's probably most known for it's like huge amount of


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, we should have done that. We didn't save enough for all that. We had to split it up with dad. I mean, everybody was getting their cut of the ashes. I mean, it's great. Yeah, I want to hang around with like,


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[Assistant] MC search, just smoke some fucking, is that his name? MC search. Is it search? Chris.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, he is. And, you know, I mean, but, uh, 6ix9ine, I mean, it's a...


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[Assistant] It's a weird thing and like, like you said this whole generation of rap where, where they, they all seem that a little sleepy, right? It's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, Alex Winner from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Yes, Alex Winner is awesome. Uh, Cusack.


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[Assistant] And that's, uh, I think we were working on doing some production and props for them.


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[Assistant] Come and play the Guarbi-Q and be a guy that just really digs what we're doing, you know? It's like, I mean, there's a lot of Guar fans that, that it does take me by surprise.


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[Assistant] A festival, which is a rock festival where you have a bunch of metal bands and body count played one year and hate breeds played it. We had MC Chris on it one time.


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[Assistant] MC Chris is actually on the Guar album, the new Guar album by the way. Oh really? Yeaah, he does one of the... Yeaah, we love Chris.


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[Assistant] For a while, but the band did resurge, uh, uhm, and what I see a lot at shows.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, you know, people, people get upset, you know, Kawhi's got a lot of warts, man. I mean, like, it's not like, you know, we're not going to be holding a tube of toothpaste. I, BlowThaw uses Cresting Aqua Fresh, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Or the, or the cultural establishment, right? Like, guar, guar has some fluency there.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and uh, you know, so we get invited to, to do museum openings and to, to, you know, people understand that what we do is art. Right. And, uh, and that it's unique. Uh, so, uh, maybe not commercially.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I don't know what you'd call that. Artistically, socially, uh, goire has turned a corner in that way.


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[Assistant] But you know, I mean, we're, we're always working on something. There's a lot of things we're thinking about, a lot of, uh, you know, trying to get some, uh, inroads into television and film. Yes. So we're working on stuff.


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[Assistant] $100 gift cards for them to go shopping, get all the clothes that they needed for school. Adidas sponsored us as well, or sponsored the event. And they gave free pair of shoes for all the kids. And then we also got them school supplies.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Dr. Williams, can I help you?


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[Assistant] Charles, Vicki is past her curfew again.


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[Assistant] For the first time, we're now seeing and hearing from Dr. Richard Sackler, the former chairman and president of Purdue Pharma, respond to questions under oath.


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[Assistant] Oh man, thank you. Your car's friend, right?


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[Assistant] You can't even get in the warehouse without my keycard! HEY!


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[Assistant] It's Kang's dealership. Trains bring in the stolen cars. Cars from all over. Kang fills the cars with drugs. Dawes' guys run the trains. Dawes' guys? Really? Yea, the trains unload right next to Kang's chop shop. I mean, it's not that far.


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[Assistant] Party invite sent to Kang. Interesting address he lists too. Have these guys I work for.


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[Assistant] And this is a work order for a vault that was installed in the penthouse suite six months ago. Okay, tell me about it.


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[Assistant] So we blow it open. Yeah. The amount of explosives needed would level the building. So we don't blow it open. Or do we?


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[Assistant] Look, you tried getting a straight job with a dishonorable discharge on your record during a recession. It's a law story, man. I went AWOL. For how long? Technically, I'm still AWOL. So what about you, man? What's your story?


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[Assistant] Shit. Alright, so how you wanna take this, man? There's a lot of Alpert's dudes down there.


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[Assistant] Man, the dogs that put his office in a more evil looking building?


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[Assistant] Man, if he hits biometric elevators on all the bulletproof glass, Dawes must think that penthouse of his is pretty much a prank call.


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[Assistant] Tony's a hunter, so I could use a diversion. Decided I kinda hate the desert.


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[Assistant] This show is very special to all of us who work in continuing drama because the winners are selected by you, the fans.


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[Assistant] You know, there's a lot of hard luck on the average soap, and often the best antidote to all that misfortune is a good laugh. No one provides that comic relief better than the nominees for our first award.


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[Assistant] Yes, indeed. I love that. And by that we mean the characters portrayed by daytime and primetime nominees for acting and supporting roles. People who stand by their friends through thick and thin.


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[Assistant] To present the award for outstanding acting and supporting roles, Primetime, here's a father who lays down the law and the daughter who enforces it.


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[Assistant] And I wanna thank my wife, Leslie. I was never, uh, a hero in my own mind until I somehow became one for her. So this is for you, baby, wherever you are. I'll see you soon. Love you.


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[Assistant] I know it sounds contradictory, but hunters love animals.


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[Assistant] You're saying the Reapers could be at Earth in two days? There's no time to waste.


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[Assistant] I've already activated the project. We can still escape this rock.


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[Assistant] I confirmed Dr. Kenson's proof. The Reapers were coming, and destroying that relay was the only way to stop them. Kenson sedated me for almost two days. I started the engines with little more than an hour left. I tried to warn the Batarian colony, but...


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[Assistant] On the other hand, I look at the scientific side of things. You have a head and a heart situation.


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[Assistant] Putting animals in captivity because they are perceived as problem animals is not a solution to the conflict. Cheetahs and leopards in Namibia occur mostly outside of protected areas. And that is mostly commercial farmland. So the chances of conflict is very high.


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[Assistant] Cheetah numbers, especially in central Namibia, are dwindling.


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[Assistant] In terms of leopards, I think the challenge still remains natural habitat and unsustainable development.


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[Assistant] And if we lose these carnivores we will have severe effects to the ecosystem. I don't think people realize


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[Assistant] What the impact of it is if we lose a species. Everybody.


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[Assistant] Translucating an animal doesn't happen very often. It's a last resort for us.


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[Assistant] If he's half awake and you start stimulating him, then it's not good. We wait till he sleeps deep enough and then we go closer.


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[Assistant] Is equipped with a drop-off mechanism, so by that time we would have established


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[Assistant] It's the 112th animal that we've immobilized in the last nine years.


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[Assistant] In the last year, only 0.3% got killed. So I think we've come a long way in terms of changing perceptions and working with landowners and farmers in looking at alternatives.


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[Assistant] So we reached our release site, protected area. We're looking for a tree that we can throw the rope over to open the capture cage gate. Tie a rope to the gate and throw that rope over a tree and then from the inside of the car, pull it open.


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[Assistant] If you release a animal into a release site, they might be fully awake because there's other predators in the area.


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[Assistant] We've saved his life and still one leopard more on the planet.


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[Assistant] Achilles. Very poorly, I'm afraid. Your countenance tells me we should discuss this. Come.


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[Assistant] Whoever controls the artifacts can access precursor sites of power. We must recover them or none are safe.


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[Assistant] It was written in an exotic language I did not recognize and was full of drawings, plants, and animals out of an opium drain. Where there no charts, noble friend.


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[Assistant] My sources inform me that Samuel Smith has searched far and wide, looking for answers on how to make that strange box well. He just returned from Europe. Where is he now? Refitting his schooner. If you hurry, you can catch him there. Oh, remember those blueprints.


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[Assistant] Liam and I will leave straight away. Liam is unavailable at present. Your crew and ship await. Be careful, Shay. Pieces of Eden are powerful relics.


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[Assistant] You have no idea what you're doing. The future of the whole continent. Maybe the whole world is tied up in that manuscript.


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[Assistant] If you've been injured in a traffic accident, you need a lawyer who knows how to fight for your rights.


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[Assistant] Thousands of winning Hurtline clients can't be wrong.


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[Assistant] She helped her husband Ted create the show, sitting on their front porch together in Southampton. In fact, it was Betty who suggested the title.


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[Assistant] She was a soft-spoken lady who never raised her voice. Yet she ruled the show with the imperiousness of a queen.


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[Assistant] Betty fought for quality every day of her life, and she was particularly proud when Time magazine featured days on the January 12th, 1976 cover. The first time a soap opera was so honored.


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[Assistant] The editors of Soap Opera Digest have created this plaque.


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[Assistant] In salute to the spirit and accomplishments of Betty Corday, and to accept it,


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[Assistant] Is a young man who is, among other things, our co-executive producer and Betty's son.


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[Assistant] Here's the third Corday family member to guide our ship, Mr. Ken Corday.


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[Assistant] Johnson's Baby Oil, from Johnson & Johnson. And now, a new look.


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[Assistant] A new feel, light and creamy. It's new Johnson's Baby Oil Mousse from Johnson & Johnson.


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[Assistant] The three top choices for favorite newcomer are from General Hospital,


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[Assistant] The top three nominations for outstanding daytime cereal are, As the World Turns,


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[Assistant] You will have the manuscript and the box in the briefest of delays.


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[Assistant] One magic night, the world fell in love with Olympic superstars, Jane Torval and Christopher Dean. They won the gold.


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[Assistant] And thank you, cast, especially. Thank you, Marybeth, for all your beautiful work and all that you give me.


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[Assistant] And everybody, please give your kids a hug when you go home.


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[Assistant] Everybody who gives me hugs and support in the morning and all day long even when I am very difficult to work with.


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[Assistant] Your top three nominees for outstanding male newcomer are three robust men at the peak of their potential. Acting wise that is, no.


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[Assistant] Check out the identities of three lonesome characters nominated for your favorite villain.


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[Assistant] The Baron of Blackmail from another world, Tom Eflin.


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[Assistant] Why'd you let that two-faced money-grubbing wife of yours boss you around?


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[Assistant] And right now our battery is complete with 72 months warranty, a price as low as $39.95.


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[Assistant] This is all shit. This is all shit. That's me and my business partner. This is all shit.


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[Assistant] Otso Berg is a representative from our parent company, Abstergo Industries. He's showing you the true history of the world, just like they showed me. Adivi was kind, he was intelligent and passionate about our work, but a year ago, he caught a glimpse of this truth.


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[Assistant] This is not the way we normally bring people up to speed on these matters, but you worked hard and are proving yourself, so I'm granting you Level 2 Security Access.


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[Assistant] The servers on this floor should unlock more of Shae's memories.


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[Assistant] It's my pleasure and privilege to welcome you up here today.


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[Assistant] Thank you everybody, we're here tonight to talk about the top three weddings of the year according to soap opera diaries. That's right. And we here, they were terrific. You know, I say here because we, as usual, were not invited.


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[Assistant] Maybe if we had been there in person, we could have told you all about it, you know, first hand, but hey, nobody invited us again. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Well now Anna of course is from England and Robert Scorpio is from Australia. So the theme of the event was English country aborigine. Sort of a cross between my fair lady and crocodile Dundee.


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[Assistant] Everything was okay though, once she put her hat back on.


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[Assistant] So get a dirt devil and put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.


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[Assistant] All the crew and office staff, but let's all remember where it all began.


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[Assistant] Mm, ha.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] No need to fear.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] Hey.


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[Assistant] Niang Niang said it right.


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[Assistant] Really? How about this? I'll take you inside.


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[Assistant] Really?


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[Assistant] Yes.


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[Assistant] Ye Hua,


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] I know.


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[Assistant] Let me, let me explain this real quick. This is fire, bro.


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[Assistant] This child has always been very affectionate.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's it. Do you remember?


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[Assistant] The phrase behind every great man is a good woman seemed all too true as female characters never touched foot in the professional world.


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[Assistant] Yes, we still stand behind our man if we choose, but we're also able to stand toe to toe with him as well.


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[Assistant] Let's take a look at just how far we've come, baby.


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[Assistant] I want to thank the fans. I love you with all my heart. I want to thank Tom Langan and Jim Reilly who have reinvented Marlena.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm really surprised. And I'm very honored and uhm, I want to thank everybody who voted and


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[Assistant] We wouldn't be up here, this wouldn't work, and uhm, thank you, thank you Soap Opera Digest. Uhm, I have to thank Robert Kalker Kelly, uh, because


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[Assistant] Uhm, I want to thank my mom and dad because they are so amazing. They are just, I'm so lucky. And also to Fred.


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[Assistant] Who I adore and who puts up with me through all the craziness and all the stuff and I love you. And this is actually for Mila Davidova who is a girl I met through the Make-A-Wish Foundation and I would like to accept this for her.


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[Assistant] The pipes, the pipes are falling.


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[Assistant] You've given me a role that's incredible, a storyline that I just, actors dream about.


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[Assistant] I was living kinda like how I'm living now, just I got more fame. It was more of a like, okay.


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[Assistant] Boom, go to school, play basketball after school, get picked up from school, take a shower, do some homework, and go play my game.


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[Assistant] It's go to school, go home, rest for 30 minutes, go in the studio till like 11.30, take a shower, then from there I gotta go to sleep.


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[Assistant] But not the people that I hang out with now. Now I'm in Miami, it's like a whole nother school and stuff. But back in Vero, it was more of a like, they didn't really care.


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[Assistant] It was because like everybody that was at that school basically grew up with him.


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[Assistant] I went to this school called Oslo Middle, so it was basically like, he went to that school, so all the teachers knew about him, so it was basically like, they didn't really care.


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[Assistant] Yo, I heard you got that song with Kanye, bro. That go hard, bro. I'm like, why all of a sudden did you just start caring like this? Wait a minute. This ain't right.


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[Assistant] I knew there was something about it, but I was like, okay, I'm just gonna go along with it.


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[Assistant] I come, I come to the people of who were with me from like the first day of school before anybody knew that my brother was married. I stick with those people.


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[Assistant] No, I was on the road to what my dad told me. Stick to sports!


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[Assistant] You gotta be a big man. Stick to the sports.


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[Assistant] Whoa! Okay, so I was just playing football and basketball, and I got in the studio and made my first song, and I was like, I like this, I like the sound of my voice. I'm like, haha.


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[Assistant] I was, I wasn't really in school, cause it was summertime when I was with my brother. So it was like, I was, I was just sticking at his house and just playing my game, you know. Do, do, do, do, do, do. And he was like one day, like,


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[Assistant] Hey, come to the studio with us, man. I'm tired of you sitting here at the house alone just playing your game, okay? You need to come to the studio with us one time so you can see what it's like and see if you like it. I'm like, no man, I want to stay home. You're like, no!


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[Assistant] So like, when I was over there, I was just playing my game, and then he was like, you know what, let me see what you got bro, come to the studio with me. He was like, then he hit me with the, if you don't come with the studio with us today, I'm taking my credit card off. You're not buying no more V-Bucks. I'm like, alright, I'll come.


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[Assistant] League of Legends, World War Z. And by the way, crazy on top, you already know. That's my Clint.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just started. It hit like 3,000 followers in like the second day that I brought it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was like, it was more of a, me and my friend dropped out of our other clan, and then we just said, no, I don't wanna, cause the clan leader, he wasn't really motivated. So I was like, okay.


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[Assistant] Let's see if we can do something new. So me and my friend named Virxys, we were like, okay, yeah, let's start our own clan. I came up with the name. He was like, I like that. He was like, yeah. We created it. Zero followers.


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[Assistant] He was going to turn it into his page, and her turn his page into Clem's page, and we're like, no.


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[Assistant] It started a whole new clan page and we did and it lowkey blew up and if my fans, which you probably are going to be watching this.


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[Assistant] I would be like, if I was, if I didn't start rapping with my brother and stuff, I would probably be in phase the more, the more, like how much I play games.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't really listen to his music, but I listen to his music, so it's kind of weird. Because it's always on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, if something comes on, it comes on. I'll listen to it.


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[Assistant] But not a lot of people, because uhm, I'm kinda goaded, you know, I'm like one of the most goaded, excuse me, I want to smoke, I want to goaded, I'm one of the most goaded Fortnite players out here.


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[Assistant] If you eat grass, you're a goat. If you make good music, you're a goat. Okay, it's the same word. Which one do you mean?


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[Assistant] There's a different type of goat, like, if they're like, you're a goat, bro!


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[Assistant] 12, 20 people in there. Then when I post it on my page, I'll get like 100 people in there. I'm like, okay then, I'm switching to Twitch. I'm trying to make a Twitch channel right now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I kinda need that. I'm still setting up my stuff.


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[Assistant] Like when Gucci Mane got that ice cream and I was like, oh that go hard. I'm like, you just got an ice cream tattooed on your face.


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[Assistant] But nah, it was more of a like, I seen it in like 2016.


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[Assistant] Just popped up, I'm like, what? Who's, who's Gucci Man?


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[Assistant] You look at them and you're like, you look at my shirt and you're like, oh that should go hard, who are you? I'm like, I'm Y.N.W. Mellie, you little brother, and you're like, oh okay, can I get a picture of you in that shirt?


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[Assistant] Two albums for five, ten million dollars. Something like that.


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[Assistant] It was like, when my friend sing, it was like, I said, na na na na na na na na.


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[Assistant] If I did sign it and I didn't get, if I didn't get my money, I'd be like, okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'ma let that stack up. Then at the end of the year, I'll be like, okay, you owe me like a hundred billion dollars. So where's my money? I signed to your label. I gave you a song. Now where's my money?


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[Assistant] I'm not even going, like, if you owe me a hundred billion dollars, I'm not taking you to court because you're probably poor. So I'm like, okay. You can keep your two dollars.


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[Assistant] I don't like my voice. I think I got too much audio. Tune. And then, I went to the right studio.


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[Assistant] And they didn't give me no autotune, they just gave me reverb. And I was like, oh, I kinda like this. So at first I'm like, too much audio tune.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I was like first too much auto-tune. Then the second time I was like, okay, it looks a little better, but still too much auto-tune.


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[Assistant] And then the third time I'm like, okay, this is my third song. Too much auto tune.


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[Assistant] And then my fourth song, I'm like, okay, this is just right. I like this. And then fourth, fifth song, I just got better.


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[Assistant] Uhm, how I compare to my brother is because we kind of have the same melodies, you could say that, like the same singing style.


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[Assistant] I'll be like, Hey guys, Beastlime here and welcome back to another video. If you don't like this video, you'll have five years of bad luck. And here we go. I, I get a couple trick shots with my friends today. We had a good Fortnite session, caught a few dubs and here we go. Let's get right into the video.


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[Assistant] Hey welcome back to another video and today we're gonna be playing Fortnite.


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[Assistant] I watch a lot of YouTubers. It's like, if your video pop up, I'ma watch it. If it has like a good, good, good thumbnail, I like it. I'ma watch it. I watch a lot of Fortnite. I watch a lot of... What's that channel called? TROP TRO. It's like story.


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[Assistant] It's like, let's say, he's rapping out a story. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, speaker knockers. Kinda like how speaker knockers did with Rico. It was like that.


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[Assistant] The only time I've ever heard a kid's eyes when he fought Logan Paul and whatever and his name is Frank Jake


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[Assistant] The pranks, like, they be like on another level of fake, like, morgz fake.


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[Assistant] I would totally be- how- first off, how do you get enough time to set up the camera? Second off-


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[Assistant] You're hiding, like, you know, like, their beds don't have under the bed, so you're literally hiding, like, right next to the bed, with no covers on you. How does she not- Oh!


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[Assistant] Yeah, they just, hmph. I mean, I watch like two or three videos and I'm like, alright, this kid is too fake, I'm gone.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it wasn't my decision. I was just like, you know, I made these songs, we're gonna put one out this day, and you got a music video this day. I'm like, okay!


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was more of a like, I sat my manager down like, I wanna do this. He's like, alright, you can do it bro. I don't really care. I'm like, no.


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[Assistant] I wanna do this. And he was like, okay. You can do this. And it just took off from there.


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[Assistant] So the first, I think it was Gucci belt, and Gucci belt did 5 mil. And then I put out


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[Assistant] Just want you, just want you did like 2.5 mil.


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[Assistant] And then I put our hot sauce and hot sauce just put 1.1 mil.


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[Assistant] So I'm like, okay. And all my audios are not even over a million. It's like...


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[Assistant] You listen to the music videos or do you guys listen to the audios? I'm like, listen to the audios!


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[Assistant] Like, I'm in public, I have like nobody big around.


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[Assistant] Yo, that chain look fun. I mean, yeaah. Okay, give it here.


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[Assistant] I did uhm, the little baby on baby tour thing with little Dirk, he pulled me out and then.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, they got King Von and Dirkio, OTF, M.O.M.


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[Assistant] Oh, uhm, it was like, I was already being called B, like just with a regular B, and then they were like, okay.


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[Assistant] Then they changed my name on Instagram to YNWB slamming like, okay, that's going to stick forever. And my manager asked, do you want to go in with this name? I'm like, yeah, my brother gave it to me. I might as well just go into it.


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[Assistant] I, I miss him. I miss seeing him in person, but I see him on, like, I see him in edits, I see him in like the Secure Us place, you know? And then I talk to him on the phone, but I miss seeing him in person, definitely.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know if it's just me, but I kind of feel like I started the trend of young rappers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's like, since I came out, I've seen a lot of 15 year old, 16 year old rappers come out.


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[Assistant] Except the hardest verse in that song. And another thing is, uhm, what's that song called? It was his first ever song.


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[Assistant] Overwhelming. Yeah, overwhelming. That's one of his biggest songs and I'm like, that song was garbage. You don't like that song.


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[Assistant] I mess with him, that's my dog, but still, I'm like, in my competition right now, so I kinda can't call you my dog, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Fortnite bars and music videos.


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[Assistant] I'm like, they don't really see me as competition. They see me as a young goat. I'm like, you're still competition, but-


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[Assistant] I don't know if it is from you know, another world or something. I don't know if they're stale.


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[Assistant] It can happen, it can't happen, you never know man. It can happen tomorrow, it can happen today. It can happen at 5pm. Oh wait, it's Monday the 6th.


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[Assistant] So it's either Wendy's or we go out to dinner or eat some more. Is that boxing?


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll eat some, uhm, I'll probably eat some cereal or something if we don't go out to eat or do something.


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[Assistant] I'm like, hmmm, what's the quickest snack I could come over for the bully? The boys need me to get on the fortnight, you know? What's the quickest thing I could do? Oh, cereal, let's go. Go get some cereals. I go to Ben and Jerry's sometimes.


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[Assistant] I be playin' basketball. I be playin' football sometimes.


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[Assistant] Like me and me, Drew, probably go to like a trampoline park or something.


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[Assistant] I feel like Fortnite streamers missed out on something, you wanna know what that something is? A lot of sleep.


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[Assistant] That's about it. That's like some of the coolest, you know. Me.


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[Assistant] I was on the plane the other night and there were some other very prominent celebrities, not in television, on the plane and all the stewards and the stewardesses were paying attention to me.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world and today I am here with the one and only Mr. Cartoon. How you feeling man? What's up Adam? I'm doing good. Great to have you in here man. Good to be here. I feel like


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[Assistant] One of the most interesting things about you to me is the fact that I feel like you are so early on realizing what


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[Assistant] Being a tattoo artist was going to be, but you figured it out like 20 years before everybody else. True or false?


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah, cause I mean, there's always gonna be that conflict and I'm sure you've, you've had to go through it a lot of tattooing being the most mean


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[Assistant] Hardcore, not friendly to new stuff industry. And you had a little bit more of a progressive mind state going into it, right? Or at least you were able to sort of see what was coming down the pipe.


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[Assistant] Subcultures develop different like codes of conduct. Like a guy came up to me at my meet and greet in London, he goes,


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is a weird one because I feel like I've managed to avoid a lot of that, but every once in a while, I remember like three, four years ago, I'm just walking on the street in my old neighborhood in Koreatown and some freaking Mexican dude runs up on me. Hey, fuck skinheads. I'm like, bro, I got like some hair on my head. I'm not like, you know, this much hair on my head. I'm like, not a skinhead, bro.


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[Assistant] Still a lot of MS Graffiti around here, but the cop presence is pretty hardcore now too.


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[Assistant] I was working on my computer the other day, a dude pulls up and started jerking off behind the dumpster for probably an hour and a half. Yea, that's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Let's get back into the interview. Let me, let me answer this. So you've worked in downtown for 20 something years now. Right. But where, where were you born exactly? And let's talk about the early days and discovering that you had a knack for art. I was born in


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[Assistant] So that's a nice little Southern California upbringing. You get to sort of experience that whole sort of South of LA experience.


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[Assistant] I live in Long Beach a long time, so we were out in Downey and San Pedro and Torrance and all those areas a lot, you know? For sure.


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[Assistant] Right. Did you find yourself, or was there a little bit of conflict in your head where you're sorta like...


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[Assistant] I don't have to do this, but I'm so attracted to sort of the underbelly of this culture and this society.


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[Assistant] So a longshoreman means basically you're just wrapped up in the whole union working on the dock type world.


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[Assistant] Did you think that you were gonna end up with that sort of comfy job lifestyle?


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[Assistant] You know, he did some big drug deal, a couple kilos, whatever, it was his first time really doing any dirt. And doing 20 years off that. A lot of people don't really even get the time to figure out what they are as a person. They might have been able to do that a couple of times and realize that it wasn't for them.


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[Assistant] Were you so good that in your art classes in elementary school, the teachers were looking at your stuff, being like, holy shit, he's got some talent.


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[Assistant] You gotta have that natural talent and then you need an absurd amount of practice on top of the talent, I think.


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[Assistant] And nowadays I feel like the art thing has probably become a lot different because kids can go on YouTube and start watching tutorials that can teach them all kinds of stuff super fast. Did you have anything that you could really learn for? Were you going to the library, get some books on drawing or something?


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[Assistant] Did you, did you feel like that kind of stuff kept you away from getting deep into the street stuff or did you still sort of get into that whole world?


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[Assistant] And did, did you feel like the, the people that you were around? Cause at that age, it's very much, there's a lot of incentive to sort of prove yourself as being crazy, as being willing to do some dumb ass shit just to get a rep. Do you feel like they sort of looked at you?


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[Assistant] As in like, you got talent, maybe you shouldn't necessarily be, they'll give you a pass on not- Definitely, I mean- Robbing the liquor store.


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[Assistant] Right. Do you uhm, were you doing a lot of graffiti at the same time as well? I was. Right. And so did it stand out to you that there was a clear difference between legal and illegal art? For sure.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's so interesting. So what kind of spots were you hitting during graffiti at that time and was it primarily just tags and block letters or had you got around to the concept of peace in you?


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[Assistant] It's wow when you talk about just knowing early on that it was important for you to do stuff like getting negotiating and somehow getting a mural that you could then use as a way to get your name out there. Like what was motivating and fueling that kind of work as a young kid and what made you smart enough to know that that was important because a lot of young graffiti artists


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[Assistant] They're super motivated to just go and do graffiti, but they're not thinking ever beyond that. Seems like you started to think about that almost immediately.


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[Assistant] So you were actually making t-shirts or were you just doing the graphics for other people's shirts or something?


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[Assistant] That's just so impressive to me. Just so, so few people think outside the box and like so few people have that desire to just teach themselves things. Like are you the kind of person that just gets a crazy amount of satisfaction from thinking up something in your head that you don't know how to do and then just tracking it down and figuring it out?


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[Assistant] And like thinking of your own mind that way. It just strikes me as like that being really the ideal mind state you would want to have if you want to just start to excel at something.


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[Assistant] But seeing your friend be able to do that, like, you know, when you're at that stage in your life, even having a custom t-shirt seems pretty cool. Nowadays, everybody sort of understands that it's easy to make a t-shirt, but seeing custom embroidered stuff like that must have made you really just be like, holy fuck, we can make our own shit that is this high quality?


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[Assistant] How far with the art side of things do you feel, or, or cause, so you were, when you realized that you could sort of take your art to the next level through hip hop, like what was that like? How did you decide to actually find a way to interject yourself into that scene? Who were the artists that you were messing with early on?


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[Assistant] There's a moment in your life where seeing the bags of chips and the free sodas and shit really will affect you a lot.


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[Assistant] It must have seemed so confusing then because to a regular guy like that, he doesn't really understand that the reason why you are in that position and why you deserve to be in that position is because of the fact that you networked your ass off and got into that position, found your way into that spot. They had no concept. It's tough for somebody to understand that when they don't really, they're like, we're all doing graffiti. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Damn. But so, were you at the time...


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[Assistant] Doing all the artwork for the different people that you fucked with genuinely on a musical level, did that also kinda start to make you feel like, I wanna do something bigger than this? Because you sorta turn to the tattoo and stuff soon after? Was there a level to which you were sorta, just not really 100% content with doing the album art and that side of things?


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[Assistant] What was the tattoo world like in this year? Early 90s, was it starting to really like emerge into his own thing? Is that the era that you got most of your sleeves on?


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[Assistant] I definitely got all my, these tattoos in the 90s. Cause the, the, the game, you know, we, we think about tattooing having changed so much. I'm just curious what stage it was really at at that point. Cause this is before tattooing had really gone mainstream, but it's maybe 10 years or so before it went mainstream. So it's still probably had a little bit of that seeping through. Sure. Uh, it was not.


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[Assistant] No, Bob Roberts one time told me that he's, I asked him if he would tattoo my head and he said, yeah, but only if you let me do the entire thing from the front of your hairline all the way back, the whole top piece.


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[Assistant] And I was a little bit too timid to get it all outlined that day so I didn't do it. I probably should go back.


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[Assistant] Do you miss that era of tattooing when there was more regional styles and it was more, stuff was more specific to an area whereas now everybody's learning from each other online and it's probably less of a, you know, it's like that in music as well. It's like now you can hear somebody from Milwaukee and he sounds like he's from LA.


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[Assistant] Is it hard not to get salty about how whitewash shit has gotten? How ridiculous, how commercialized it's gotten?


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[Assistant] It seems like you will go and work with these corporations, but you primarily make it about your art and not, oh, let me just go do a Nike thing where I'm sitting on camera for Nike for a while.


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[Assistant] It's a weird decision for you too because it's kind of like if you totally don't do any of the corporate stuff or you never go on camera, you're kind of just opening the door for somebody who's a commercialized, goofy version of you to come in and be like, oh, I'll be the guy who goes on the news and talks about this world or whatever, you know?


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[Assistant] And they're 20, so they got plenty of time to sit around all day. But that's even not good enough.


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[Assistant] For years, and to some extent still.


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[Assistant] Became like the default hip-hop tattoo artist, where if you asked a rapper, you know, who you fuck with as a tattoo artist or who did this or whatever, if you were ever gonna see a tattoo artist in a hip-hop context, it was Mr. Cartoon.


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[Assistant] How did you get to that point of being that ubiquitous and just being around and just being known on that level?


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[Assistant] And people might end up forgetting just because time sort of makes people forget about shit, but the fact that Cypress Hill were the first


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[Assistant] Hispanic rappers in the mid early 90s, I mean it just says a lot.


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[Assistant] That's so interesting cause like the same way that you were looking at your friend who was doing murals or whatever.


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[Assistant] Now you're all of a sudden looking at Cypress Hill, but you're thinking, well, they're doing the music business and there's already a very established formula of how you make money off of music.


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[Assistant] Tattooing was very new for that. Art in general in a hip hop context was sort of, it was new the idea of like really thinking of yourself as somebody who was really forming their business in the hip hop scene. It was that sort of the similar thing. You're watching Cypress Hill and you're like, I could be this professional and organized and I can have these relationships.


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[Assistant] Japan in particular stood out to you a lot though, because they have such an interesting history of how they view tattoos. I was in Japan and I tried to use the friggin' gym. They're like, no. You look like a gangster. I'm like, do I? Okay.


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[Assistant] Still to this day, when I was in Japan a couple years ago, they were so excited. These dudes in lowriders pulled up outside of the shop we were at. They were like, just like Los Angeles. I'm like, whatever you say. Like, I ain't seen one of them in LA. You don't, I don't see a lowrider in LA unless you go out of your way to see it. These dudes are driving around in lowriders in Japan every day, all day.


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[Assistant] Are there any other countries that in particular you have real strong relationships with in terms of doing work there and just the people?


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[Assistant] They love it for sure. Uhm, can we talk about when you did this tattoo on Eminem? Because that, was that like a seismic shift in how well known you were? Because words can't express how big Eminem was at that time.


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[Assistant] And he just did that. He didn't like go crazy and do the rest of his arms. So that thing really stood out.


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[Assistant] Compare that to working in your studio with perfect lighting, your exact equipment. Is it a completely different ball game from your perspective? For sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've walked into Shoreline Mafia Sessions and there's been two dudes doing tattoos and there's like forty guys in there, a hundred blunts lit at the same time and I'm just like, that's just that. I have a lot of respect for what you're doing right there, my friend.


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[Assistant] How do you like to structure it? Like, you know, I'm sure you could be doing 80 hours of tattoos a week if you wanted to. How much do you bite off? Where do you find your sweet spot at? Because I'm sure you don't, you're not doing the tattoos because you need an extra couple hundred bucks in your pocket. You're doing it because it's an enjoyable part of your life. How do you schedule it?


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[Assistant] And every day is like this for you, where it's just, you're bouncing around, you're doing tattoos, you're doing art, you're doing a million different things, right?


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[Assistant] I like that. The only way I'm gonna keep this is by giving it away.


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[Assistant] That honestly, that just hit me. Cause there's a lot of truth to that.


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[Assistant] Right, cause I mean, you know, people inspire you, it's like you kinda, you owe it to other people to do that as well.


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[Assistant] You know, there's this hotel that we go to for brunch sometimes, and Larry Flint, we can always just tell, cause we see him in there, he's got a gold wheelchair, and then also he's got this big ass car out front that says Flint. He doesn't bring the low rider out.


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[Assistant] When you look at who, do you have a crazy waiting list in terms of people who want to get tattooed by you? Is that something you deal with?


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[Assistant] But do you have an oppressive list that forces you to make a lot of tough choices because you have someone who you're trying to get tattooed by? You probably got clients you've tattooed a million times and want to come get new stuff.


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[Assistant] My girlfriend just recently hit me with that. She's like, Doja Cat is so good. I love her. If my girlfriend knows about it, then it means it's starting to spread to the mainstream a little bit.


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[Assistant] Duran Jones. I just started getting tapped into some of this stuff, like new music that sounds like old school soul stuff.


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[Assistant] I gotta get into that. Let me answer this. When you have something like a Drake or an OVO collab like where you're wearing right now, do you sort of end up doing the collabs that come your way? Do you sort of have a wish list of like this is the stuff I think is dope and I sort of reach out and try to make these collabs happen as I normally go?


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[Assistant] When you get offered something like that, is there any temptation in your mind to like have, you know, a team help you do stuff, whether it's like on a mural or a tattoo or whatever, like if you're doing a tattoo and there's just a big wall of black shit you gotta fill in, do you ever have an assistant come help you out?


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[Assistant] Do you love downtown LA? Part of you ever want to get out of there in terms of going to an area that might have more customers?


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[Assistant] Did you ever get burnt in one of those situations where you felt like a company didn't really do you right and sort of took your name and did some stupid shit that you weren't cool with?


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[Assistant] Looking at somebody, you know, 20, 22 year old kid or whatever and he's just started getting, going in the game, he reminds you of you. What would be your way to advise them to get into the game? Because nowadays it's like you could do the apprenticeship thing at a tattoo shop.


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[Assistant] You could also probably start making YouTube videos of you drawing or painting and create a fucking following on your own. Like, what kind of advice do you give? You have to do-


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[Assistant] Ultimately it's all about survival and people end up respecting the people who actually are able to be around for a long time without melting down and fucking it up.


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[Assistant] There's people I can think of who, even within the last couple of months that we know, who maybe they did get burned in a bad situation, but then they acted like a bitch about it and they were all crying about it on social media. And I might still kind of feel bad for them that they got burned in this situation, but trust me, we're laughing at you when we're just sitting here chatting, because the truth is, it's like,


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[Assistant] You know, you're showing too much emotion. You're putting your shit to them out there and blast. People aren't gonna trust you if you're just out here acting like that emotionally, you know?


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[Assistant] Man, cause uh, the other day I was watching a video of a Spider-Loke pulling up to chat with the game and Snoop Dogg in maybe 2000, or actually no, it was June era, so it was like 2003, 2004.


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[Assistant] I'm watching it, and I'm just watching it. I'm thinking, man, this shit look crazy. And then I remembered, it looks crazy because you got all these famous motherfuckers in the room and there's nobody filming. There's nobody who's got their phones out.


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[Assistant] And that looks crazy. That's shocking to me now to see that on camera.


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[Assistant] Now when you get in trouble for like skateboarding or BMX, the cops always, or the security guard always says the same thing they always say.


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[Assistant] Listen man, I used to skate, I know what it is, and it's cool, but you can't do this here. It was just so weird, cause like, late 90's getting in trouble for BMX to skateboard, and they didn't understand, so they'd be, fuck you, get out of here, you know? Now everybody has much more of a cultural perspective of like, more youth culture.


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[Assistant] You know who Tony Hawk is, then don't yell at me for skating this rail. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you've got obviously a million projects going on right now, but what's the stuff that gets you genuinely excited? What's really making you?


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[Assistant] I'm about to start watching this Wu-Tang series on HBO or whatever.


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[Assistant] I've been hearing good things, which is surprising me because I was kind of expecting to not hear great things. So now that I'm hearing good things, I'm extra excited.


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[Assistant] Check it out. Fire. HBO. About this like really rich media organization family that the father is like dying and there's this whole war for the kids to take over the company and it's just fucking insane. Uhm, when you look at me,


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[Assistant] What kind of tattoo do you imagine yourself doing on me if that were to ever happen?


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[Assistant] Right, I always thought black dudes couldn't get tattoos removed before he did it.


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[Assistant] It used to be like that, right? Where it's like, the laser just gets rid of the dark stuff, so if you're black, it's not gonna be able to tell what's dark and what's your skin or something?


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[Assistant] I meant to ask you this before, but back in the day when you were saying like when black dudes first started getting tattooed for the first time, was that like a really unique challenge to you at the time, working with a completely different skin color, or is it kind of the same thing?


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's pretty good. If you're gonna cite a couple of black references, that's about as good as it gets. Pusha Teen, Tyson Beifert, that's excellent. You guys are dope. Yeah, no lies.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I'm so honored, honestly. You haven't done a lot of like long-form interviews in a few years, huh? I haven't. When I was looking at your stuff on YouTube, it was primarily like 2013, 2014, so you kind of fell back on the media since then, huh?


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[Assistant] Are you just, is the idea to produce it and then try to figure out who you're gonna try to pitch it to in terms of streaming services and stuff?


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[Assistant] That could, if you had that come out on big Netflix documentary about your whole career and stuff, that could be.


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[Assistant] Do you have that a lot where like somebody might be talking for a little bit and then they realize you're Mr. Cartoon?


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[Assistant] That's kinda dope though to have the name hold so much weight that it's even bigger than just your face. For sure.


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[Assistant] Cause a lot of people at some point would have tried to make it more about their pretty little face talking on camera. You really care about the art, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, cause I feel like nowadays it's like kinda rare that I meet kids who-


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[Assistant] Let a lot of people know what weed was all about before they ever smoked weed.


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[Assistant] I'm getting all his friends in here. Yeaah, he's pimping. That dude, he's smoking a blunt out his nose. That's his OG. Mind blowing. That green Cadillac.


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[Assistant] He said that he was just never gonna let a blunt touch his lips again. I don't know why the nose is any better.


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[Assistant] But now everybody's on the backwards. What about you? No.


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[Assistant] I feel like I've smoked enough weed that I can do most of the things that I need to be really focused for.


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[Assistant] Mr. Cartoon, it's been a huge honor having you on the podcast, man. Appreciate it for real. Everybody out there, hopefully you guys enjoyed this. It was honestly a huge honor for us. And I feel like a lot of kids out there are getting a lot out of this.


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[Assistant] Good, good life advice spewed out. Uh, Nojumper, Mr. Cartoon, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, and subscribe. Hit up Nojumper.com if you want to support. Appreciate every single one of you guys. Thanks.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, just a quick word. YouTube has demonetized us once again, so if you want to support No Jumper and what we do over here on this YouTube channel, there are three easy ways.


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[Assistant] First off, the free options. That would be liking, commenting, subscribing, or just telling a friend.


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[Assistant] Or you could head on over to NoJumper.com and buy a shirt like the one I'm wearing right now or one of the products featured right here. The third way and one of the best ways to support this channel is to actually hit up one of our live streams and have us play your music. We charge $100 per song, but it gives you a really good way to get feedback on your content.


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[Assistant] Plus it really helps keep us making content since we can rely on those donations. The podcasts don't always make so much money, but those help a lot. So I appreciate everybody for supporting. Let's get right into this content.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world and today we're extremely honored to have the one and only Asaf Fergan here. How you doing man? What's good bro? Alright, I heard the stomach's not feeling too good?


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[Assistant] Now when I left New York and moved to the west coast was definitely when my weed smoking just completely hit a different level. Like I just never, I didn't know anybody who would just smoke multiple blunts all day every day until I got to the west coast.


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[Assistant] No, I'm from right outside Boston, but I lived in, uhm, Astoria and Bushwick for like 2004 to 2010. Oh, word. Yeah. Okay. Actually, I always thought it was weird because I used to be riding BMX every day and then all of a sudden I moved to the West Coast.


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[Assistant] I'm alright, but I was always just like riding BMX like every day. But then I moved to the west coast, all of a sudden you're popping within like a year or two and then you're like, yeah, you know, I used to ride BMX in New York City. I'm like, damn, that's crazy. Cause if I had stayed living in New York for an extra year or two, I probably would have ran into you on just some regular ass skate park, riding bikes around shit.


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[Assistant] I remember his first photo in a magazine he had like the $2 I Love New York shirt on.


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[Assistant] You don't remember those ones? You don't remember those shirts though? That was like a whole thing in the BMX world is everybody would wear those fucking cheap ass $2 shirts like just every day cause you just dog your shirt out every day riding so you just run through those things.


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[Assistant] Right. That's really interesting because nowadays I feel like it's way more common to see people skating around bikes and inexpensive shoes. Like it's just kind of become a little bit more of a established thing.


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[Assistant] It's such a physical thing, like you really, if you go out riding bikes for a day, you're getting dirty as fuck, sweating your ass off. Skateboarding, you can afford to be a little bit more of like a regular person going out dressed sorta normal.


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[Assistant] You see all these videos of skaters in New York where like the style now is that they just ride like flat ground at like some basketball court type spot or whatever and they just do super stylish flip tricks and they got their pants cuffed just right and they got, you know, the thick rimmed glasses and the perfect little beanie. It's just like crazy hipster skating.


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[Assistant] Did you ever think about being sponsored or anything like that? Like did you even get that far into riding bikes at that time in your life when you were younger?


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[Assistant] Harlem, crazy ass BMX scene too. You ever been to that Mulally's skate park up in the Bronx? Yea, hell yea, hell yea.


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[Assistant] That place was crazy. That was one of the first New York skate parks I ever been to. You ever heard of Edwin De La Rosa? Nah. Ooh, I'ma show you him. He's like the ultimate New York City BMX rider. He was kinda like the dude before Nigel came along who was sorta like


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he was just like the first cool New York black kid riding bikes. So fucking good. Like completely had a different image because BMX is always kind of was always white for a long time. There wasn't that many people from like a different background that were really that big. It's different now. But at that time, like he was like the first one that broke through and nobody ever made shit look cool like that. Yeah, I gotta check. I gotta show you.


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[Assistant] Anyway, yeah, so I'm curious because like it's interesting to think like you can't you come from like humble beginnings in New York and shit. When you think about those days, like how did those days of just sort of pursuing different passions around your hometown sort of like influence the stuff that you got interested in and ended up making from a creative standpoint? Wait, that was a long ass question.


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[Assistant] That was one of those questions where you like, don't really know what the fuck you're saying so you just keep babbling and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't trying to babble. Mmm. Okay, let's keep it more concise. Your upbringing.


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[Assistant] In terms of your influences, cause it's just interesting to me. You were riding bikes, you were interested in fashion, and then you come out making music and your music just sounded hella grown compared to...


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[Assistant] The average person who starts making music. What you mean by grown? Sophisticated. Didn't sound like somebody's first project.


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[Assistant] You're kind of lucky in a way because a lot of people sort of come out, they make a couple of songs, they put them online, they start promoting themselves like crazy, and then you always will have that memory in your head of, oh, that dude, that dude's wack. Cause you remember the shitty songs you heard from him early on. I feel like a lot of times there's a benefit to like training.


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[Assistant] For years, making music, and then eventually bringing it out.


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[Assistant] See, it's really interesting to me because the way you're saying that like the labels, what, they were fucking with Rocky, but they were skeptical of you?


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[Assistant] His version of having it figured out though, like how much was that informed by yams in the sense that yams just had this insane cultural knowledge, this reference base, he knew everything about music and stuff. And I feel like that's a conversation a lot of times people have is like how much


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[Assistant] Was Yams responsible for helping mold you and Rocky into being...


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[Assistant] Like, cause you guys just seemed when you came out like you were more sophisticated and more ready for this and more developed and I feel like a lot of people like myself thought like I wonder how much of a hand Yamz had in sorta making this content seem so much more grown.


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[Assistant] We always looked at yams as like a real genius because it was like, oh shit, this is one of the first dudes who started a platform online and then was able to flip that into a business venture, but not in the usual corny kind of way of like, oh, I got a blog, so I'm gonna put some ads on it. He worked it in. His shit was like, oh, I have this super lit


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[Assistant] You were actually out there in real life doing your thing? Yeaah. Yeaah. So once you start getting really famous though, is it weird because you can't just do shit like go ride your bike around and just be a regular person in New York? Or did that set in? Did it take a while for that to set in?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean once you get into that rapper category, I know it's hard for a lot of people to understand that, it's like, when you're looking at me all crazy in public and you're a grown man who looks like you could do something to me, this is not a comfortable feeling for me sitting here taking this


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[Assistant] There's so many things that you can do as a regular person that once you're in some sort of spotlight, it's just that all goes away. Like the other day, somebody said something to me that I legitimately thought in my head. I'm like, I'm going to see that guy. I'm not fucking punch him in the face. And then I was like,


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[Assistant] You can't do that anymore. You can't think like that. You know, like, like, and that just, it was weird cause it actually pissed me off enough that I actually thought that and had to remind myself like, no, you can never just swing on someone again.


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[Assistant] That's the one of the biggest things that if you got a random court case, whatever, I know people who got DUIs that they can't go to Canada and shit, like as soon as that limited your ability to travel and to be able to take part in other countries and shit, that's the ultimate moment where you're gonna be like, god damn, why did I do that?


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[Assistant] The biggest time I think of that is when I'm in line at 7-Eleven to buy some backwards or whatever and I, I, yesterday I'm just looking at this lady and she's just buying a pack of cigarettes and a bunch of cereal and I'm just looking at her and I'm like,


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[Assistant] I wanna eat healthy things because I wanna feel good. That just, you could never say enough to a kid to make that make sense to him.