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[Assistant] You have the cap to flip with Ryan Tannehill and maybe you can add a few other guys too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because they don't want to take on that bad contract. Ten hell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, they don't really have a tight end. Gerald Everett? I mean, you could, you could definitely improve on that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Thanksgiving games are tomorrow, but, uh, today!


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[Assistant] Just, every head coach decided their quarterback sucked.


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[Assistant] Zach Wilson, binged. Davis Mills, binged. Baker Mayfield, binged.


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[Assistant] Justin Fields might be hurt, might not play. Matthew Stafford might not play. So we are getting a lot of backups playing this week.


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[Assistant] He said something to the effect that the reason Zach Wilson didn't know that he should be held accountable is because he grew up rich and privileged. Yes. And when I heard Booger say that, I was like, you know what? I think he's right. And then he immediately got just ripped for it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I thought it was interesting, um, but I figured it took a lot of heat for it and I was like...


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[Assistant] Well, let's go to, let's, well let's go to Davis Mills. Uhm, my question, my question for the group, does anybody know who's coming in to replace Davis Mills?


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[Assistant] The final quarterback who got benched won Baker Mayfield.


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[Assistant] Uh, any thoughts on Baker anybody? Or are we just over Baker Mayfield?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, Jameis is just, he's a all around better, like, athlete than Baker Mayfield. And we've seen Jameis Winston throw a lot of touchdowns. It's just always, always accompanied by interceptions.


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[Assistant] But they, I mean, they both had chances. Uh, Baker, I think Tom and I spent an entire episode talking about all the quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] We thought Baker Mayfield could outplay.


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[Assistant] In very fitting, hilarious fashion. I'm trying to just look up Sam Brack.


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[Assistant] And say, Brad, or, Stafford is in concussion protocol, but he does not have a concussion.


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[Assistant] Mmm, they're about the same. He kept getting hurt too. He like tore his LDL, what, two or three times? And he was just starting to play well in Minnesota.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 2016. He was very... I wouldn't say he's great, but he's efficient.


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[Assistant] 20 touchdowns, 5 picks, completing over 70% of his passes, started the next season decent, and then hurt again. Done. So, I think they're, actually their careers are pretty similar.


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[Assistant] He packed it up that season. Yeah. Yep. It cost himself about a hundred million dollars. It's crazy. But we found out he would not have been worth it.


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[Assistant] I can tell you, Scooter, whether or not the Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I have a litmus test for your football team. What's the litmus test?


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[Assistant] What was the best part of the Cowboys offense in their last game?


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[Assistant] If Tony Pollard does not get more carries than Zeke Elliott in this game, you're doomed. You're done.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not saying Zeke shouldn't play. I'm saying Zeke should have...


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[Assistant] Okay, so we're doing a little bit of revisionist history, uh, talking about the draft there with the Packers, and I just have a question for all of you, because


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[Assistant] When the Broncos selected one Patrick Sertan over Justin Fields, I did not like that move.


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[Assistant] Obviously Patrick Sertan is arguably the best corner in the NFL. And right now Justin Fields starting to look pretty electric at the QB position.


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[Assistant] If you had to go back and make that pick for my team, you stick with the best corner in that draft? Or do you take the chance on Justin Fields? Assuming. You take. My god-awful organization would develop him. Assuming.


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[Assistant] You're a GM though. What do you do? You taking the corner? You taking fields? You're the GM, Tom.


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[Assistant] Ooh, okay. Tree, you taking the corner? You going for-


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[Assistant] What? Oh, Tom. I mean, Kirk Cousins. Yes. Uh, I just wanted to say, after taking seven sacks, you don't even have a single bruise on your body.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're done. I mean, we could talk about some football tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Oooooh, hell yes. Couple three hundos.


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[Assistant] Link in the description for the Alzheimer's on, uh, my page. Thank you for the $375. Tom, where are you at? Uh, $1,300. Woooooo!


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[Assistant] I love it. I love it. Amazing. Alright. Thanksgiving football. There's actually, I think three, two and a half pretty good games. Possibly.


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[Assistant] Cowboys, Giants, and then I'm on the fence about whether or not, uh, Patriots, Vikings are gonna be good. It's a game that scares me in terms of, might be incredibly boring.


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[Assistant] Uhm, anything with all of these games that tickles your fancy, boys.


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[Assistant] Look at that. I'll tell you where I got this in a little bit. Where I, where I copped this jersey from. But yes, I'm doing very well. It's been a good week. It's been a busy week. And it's time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a question. So I know the topic is, you know, most hated and he's been, Russell Wilson's been called a poser by Kyle Brandt this year, you know, just piling onto the hate. Should Russell Wilson be benched? Like, is that a real...


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[Assistant] Scooters got stuff now. Yeah, I got, um, I got, yeah, we'll talk about that next.


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[Assistant] Has been the Russell Wilson hate year, but cumulatively.


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers has gotten a lot of hate. If you just take...


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[Assistant] Lions, bears, and Vikings fans and just concentrate them onto Aaron Rodgers for his entire career.


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[Assistant] Like people have just hated that guy cause he always beat him. He's always beat them down. Wilson to me, like I don't hate him. He's a dork. He's kinda weird.


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[Assistant] But I just don't hate him. I know he's a good person. Like he shows up to the children's hospital like every week and no matter whether he's getting hated on, whether they win or lose, he's gonna be there every week and he don't care.


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[Assistant] And those are the good parts about him that are where he doesn't care about his self-awareness or it doesn't matter because he's going to continue to think that he's doing good, which he is.


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers, especially with the pandemic and the whole yin and the yang and jerking around the Green Bay Packers, I think overall, or his career, is more hated than Russell Wilson. That's fair. That's fair.


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[Assistant] Clickle, clickle down economics. Five is Kyler.


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[Assistant] It's an old saying, right? Where there's smoke, there's fire. And this is another one of the many incidents involving Kyler, where he does come off as a selfish, like, you know, he didn't want to study film, they had to put that clause in his contract, he beefed, he unfollowed everyone on social, then he got his extension, like, of course, uhm,


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[Assistant] And he's young, too. Like, he's not a, you don't expect a young guy who's a number one overall pick to be the most mature guy. But, uh, I think Patrick Peterson, yeah, it's, it's...


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[Assistant] These are things that are set or designed or result in clicks, but you don't say them if you don't really feel them. Like, we can't, it's very hard to just make up malarkey.


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[Assistant] I was, the one thing with Deshawn, I'll be quick, is that not only do people hate him, he caused everyone to hate an entire organization along with him. Like people just hate the Browns now.


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[Assistant] Because of Deshaun Watson. So, he's dragging other people down with him.


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[Assistant] That's how they do it. You know the broadcast playbook, right? Right before the game starts, address it right away, do like a 45 second, oh, here's Deshaun Watson, you know, he's had those off-field allegations, and they'll slant the language so that it isn't...


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[Assistant] Oh, I got a dark horse for most hated QB.


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[Assistant] That was gonna be my guy, he stole it. Baker is the most sneakily hated quarterback because look, he came into the league, he recreated the Brett Favre on the bed.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the jorts photo, he tried to run from the cops and got tackled. He couldn't even escape the police when he was at Oklahoma. He did the flag.


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[Assistant] At the s- at the 50 yard line at O. It's like he came into the league as a giant douche. Then he went on the, uh, progressive commercials. They only won one playoff game. Everyone loved him because he opened the beer fridges, right?


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[Assistant] That's what he did and now he is one of the most hated because he played on that hurt shoulder and he got sent to Carolina and he's not even playing anymore. So Baker is a dark horse.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do. Especially if the commercials aren't funny. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's fair. See, I think the thing with Dak is like, yeaah, he probably gets more hate from Cowboys fans, because, uh,


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[Assistant] I mean, to me, like as a Giants fan, I don't hate Dak because I saw him, I saw this man break his leg in eight places and crying because he couldn't be on the field with his teammates.


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[Assistant] You're gonna put Daniel, you're gonna put Taylor Heinecke ahead of Daniel Jones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's not good under throws and overthrow. Like you're so I'm look, yeah, he's not good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, unfortunately the divorce humanized him. And like, ugh.


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[Assistant] Uh, can't he be just robo-cute quarterback? I think the combination of Brady and Belichick caused the most amount of hate. Because you're like, oh, this Darth Sidious over here is planning and then Darth Vader out on the field is executing, like the evil empire will not let up. That was a, that was like, that was the combo.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, and if you're a six time Super Bowl champion, I just don't think that it matters, like what... like what...


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[Assistant] You are, like, you're just, you're a six time champion that, or seven time, whatever, that complains all the time. Like, that's annoying as shit. And I just, I ruined it. You were the one who did it. The most annoying part is...


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go with Watson too, just for the fact that people hate the Browns now. Because, like, that you're hated so much that your entire team gets hated because of you, like, you're a hated person. Like, people just dislike you enough to hate your whole squad.


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[Assistant] They're like, alright, I don't like you. I don't like your friends. I don't like your owner. I don't like, I don't like your boss. I don't like anybody that is associated with you. So that's why Watson gets it. That from me.


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[Assistant] Like, he's gonna, like, I don't see him playing multiple years. He got a ring last year and was immediately shut down. You know, like...


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[Assistant] I don't see, whoever is paying multiple years is just paying his, funding his retirement, is all he does.


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[Assistant] It's very possible unless he wants to do this, uhm, you know, play at the end every year.


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[Assistant] Type deal, but I think whoever it is, yeah, if he wants multiple.


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[Assistant] Salt. I'll take it. How did that tree get off? He should be a urinal.


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[Assistant] How much is he going to help this team? This team is broken from the receiver core. Yes, it would be a good get, but.


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[Assistant] If, if we talk it like, oh we're going to the Super Bowl? No. Shut, shut the hell up. This team is broken in very many ways. Like Wondell Robinson out. Tony.


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[Assistant] Uh, gone. To the Chiefs. Uh, every, uh, wide receiver hurt. Slayton's barely out there. Galaday. Am I on a milk carton? Like, I don't think OBJ does much. And I just, I think, I think he's just using the Giants as leverage. Cause I do ultimately think he's a cowboy.


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[Assistant] Dude, the roster is garbage. The only person that has, that is performing correctly is Dable. Like if they get him some players, you better watch out. Okay. Let's see, let's see.


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[Assistant] After YouTube takes your money, yeaah, you can do that all day.


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[Assistant] You can, it's hard to predict a division game, like these teams are built to battle each other, but I say the Bills win it close, uh, Belichick probably, you know, does the tactics that takes away whatever their one thing is that they're good at, whether it's getting the ball to digs or running the ball up the middle, whatever.


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[Assistant] Belichick will keep it close because that's what he does, but in the end, the Bills can and should pull this game out.


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[Assistant] Of some kind, you're gonna have to paint yourself yellow.


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[Assistant] I have the worst football stadium in every state coming out. I have got some butt ugly stadiums to look at.


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[Assistant] This video might be 30 minutes long. Like, I've just found some ugly stadiums.


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[Assistant] All the linemen, nobody cares, cause we're gonna piss off. They're obnoxious, dancing right in the center of Brown.


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[Assistant] There is no one on God's green earth that can say that I don't follow through with punishments, okay? Yes. Whether it's dancing as Kirk Cousin shirtless or whether it's frickin' wearing this. Oh, be careful there.


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[Assistant] Wait are we just, aren't we picking whose team is the least relevant? Yes.


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[Assistant] Johnson Fields, his stock is up. Boom. Got him.


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[Assistant] Like close, but yea, no, I think Fields definitely took the biggest leap. And honestly, it was just the way that his team called plays around him.


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[Assistant] Maybe not too spicy right now, but 2 a stock down. Not sell, but stock down. I mean, he's had like back to back bad performances that I guess the Chargers have one of the worst defenses. It was, it was ugly and it was ugly quickly. So I'm not saying like he's terrible or anything like that. I don't want to like jump the gun there, but I'd say right now the stock is down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he's, uh, right now, like, after 2 is performance and after Mahomes performance against the Broncos, I think Jaylen is the front runner right now for MVP. I mean, like, the guy has shown, like, he can either run all over you, like he did to the Packers, he can throw for 380 yards. I mean, like, he's just such a dynamic threat and good QB. And they've surrounded him with a ton of talent. So, like, it's a perfect system for him. Like, it's a perfect team for him. And yeah.


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[Assistant] Jared Goff, yeah, listen, the key has always been seen as like that transitional guy, like I still think that Detroit might still go QB in the draft, you know, considering with the Rams pick, but.


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[Assistant] Right now Jared Goff has the potential to take them to the promised land with the playoffs. I am very curious to see how he plays against the Jets defense though. That is going to be like kind of their big test because that's a huge game for both teams. They both need to win to kind of keep their playoff hopes alive. So right now, Jared Goff going up. Okay. Let's go. Hi. Rita Perna.


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[Assistant] I mean, even just like the play calling, it's just, there's so many things going wrong for Herbert, like that is out of his control, but he's still delivering.


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[Assistant] Mac Jones trending down. They say Zoc has to be down. I mean, Mac Jones has been dis- I mean, listen, again, no O-line, but the offensive play calling is bad. So again, he's another one. Like it's not entirely his fault, but he also is not amazing. So I think it's just like a perfect storm of a terrible offense. Alright.


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[Assistant] That's a thing. He's a better option right now over Wens, but they just are not.


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[Assistant] And listen, you know, they got issues. I don't think that...


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[Assistant] He is obviously not playing on the same level as he has been, but I don't, they're not gonna sell him unless he retires. They, he's coming back for at least- He could retire.


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[Assistant] Uh, sell Davis Mills, cause he's another one, like, doesn't matter how good he's gonna play, they kinda gave him this year, and then they didn't, then they brought him back for a hot second, but.


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[Assistant] They, I mean, they're gonna go after franchise QB. The Texans need a lot of help, but franchise QB is very high on that list.


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[Assistant] Okay, listen, stock up is fine, but-


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[Assistant] Again, but that's the thing. What else do they have? I mean they have


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[Assistant] If he is where Brock Purdy is right now, absolutely.


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[Assistant] Because I think if you put Jimmy G and him together, like they're similar quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] I think if he's on like the 49er, I mean, then again, I think one of us could go on behind center in the 49ers and do like moderately well. So yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, like the first football one was the Packers fan reaction to the Seahawks championship game.


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[Assistant] When I was doing stand up and a spotlight fell on an audience member while I was hosting.


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[Assistant] Do it. Put out a Packers Rams roast, uh, tonight I'm going to be streaming Thursday Night Football with the one and only Kurt Benkert. That's right, going to be getting that QB analysis live, baby. That'll be a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] I'm going, I'm going, uh, um, pumpkin pie as number one for dessert. It's the only tolerable pie.


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[Assistant] Boys, I think we need to talk about something very important. Something about this guy right over here. It's, uh, Tom, what happened with your Milwaukee Bucks?


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[Assistant] Sixth number one seed to lose to an eighth seed in the history of the NBA. You're in prime company.


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[Assistant] I will say though, Yannis' response to the, was this a failure? Was this year a failure? Was one of the best retorts I have ever heard from any app.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be honest with you, as the number one with championship ambitions, I would call this a failure. I'm sorry. Fire Bud!


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[Assistant] Short stream NFL draft preview. We got some breaking news that has broken. Lamar Jackson signing for the most money taking that from, uh, Hertz. Taking that over from Hertz.


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[Assistant] We're gonna do some predictions for the draft that we think-


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[Assistant] Are going to happen and then we're going to tell you where you can find us during this draft if you'd like to watch along. But we begin, we'll start with.


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[Assistant] Lamar Jackson signing for the most money out of any quarterback. Rapid reaction. Did we think this was coming today?


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[Assistant] Well listen, five was right. Did anyone else see this coming though? Tree?


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[Assistant] And I was worried about the guaranteed money because the thing with Lamar is he wanted the moon. And...


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[Assistant] I think the writing was on the wall though when OBJ signed, I think. I don't think OBJ would have signed if he didn't.


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[Assistant] Remember last year though, remember last year, there's always going to be one or two big surprises that come out of the draft. Remember, nobody expected Marquis Hollywood Brown to be traded, nobody expected A.J. Brown to be traded. I think you're going to get at least a couple of those in this draft, especially when they think you are one or two pieces away from making it to a Super Bowl. Real quick.


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[Assistant] Jalen Hurts. Uh. It's 100% Dak. He had a bad year last year. He's going to prove why he is the best quarterback in the NFC this forthcoming season. Watch. Why would he have to, I'm talking about


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[Assistant] Okay, Dak has one bad year, now he's the worst quarterback ever. Watch what happens. He's had a lot of question marks in his game besides that, dude. Watch what happens this fall. Look, I like Dak Prescott. The problem is they're treating him like he's a superstar, when in reality, he's the reincarnated Tony Roach. They're completely different quarterbacks. Uh, the results are kind of the same.


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[Assistant] And speaking of completely different, I've been hearing a lot of completely different things on who's going to go number one in today's draft.


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[Assistant] I don't know what you guys have been hearing, but there's a lot of things happening, a lot of movement among some players. What are you guys hearing? Who was going first overall in your camps? Like what, what propaganda have you guys been consuming?


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[Assistant] It would make my soul happy. This is a good conundrum to be in. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] That doesn't mean I'm not going to be happy that we're getting another talented player on our team.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Scooter is the, uh, the menstrual guy in the corner of the street talking about the revelation if the Dallas Cowboys don't win the Super Bowl. It's like, okay, here's what I'm saying. Would you rather have a quarterback who's fast or would you rather have a quarterback who's fast and can run you over? That's what we're talking. I'd rather have a quarterback who can throw.


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[Assistant] Well, let's get Anthony Richardson on a team that can properly protect him. Uh, and there you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, would you be happy with that? Yes, I would be happy with Bijon Robinson. Listen, there is no player I'm going to be upset with getting.


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[Assistant] Because at the end of the day, I didn't even want to draft Micah Parsons. I was upset when we drafted Micah Parsons. You want it certain, so that makes sense.


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[Assistant] But Will McClay, this is the, the player development for the Dallas Cowboys. He's been with the Cowboys for, I think this is coming up on his eighth or ninth draft. Will McClay.


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[Assistant] Is that guy, okay? The Eagles have Howie Roseman.


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[Assistant] The Cowboys have Will McClay. Will McClay knows what he's doing, so at the end of the day, I defer to him. Okay? He knows all these players.


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[Assistant] So we could draft a Steve Avila. We could draft an Osiris Torrance. We could draft one of 19 titans that are being mocked to us in every single mock draft. I'm going to hold out hope, because like I said, I didn't want to draft Micah Parsons. Look how dumb I look now. So, I trust Will McClett.


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[Assistant] He does not, because if Jerry Jones had say, Johnny Manziel would be the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys right now.


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[Assistant] Is he wrong though, if you think about it? Is he wrong?


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[Assistant] Because Jerry Jones loves his stars and he needs somebody he can control. Also, I will say this, if Mike McCarthy doesn't work out, there's another, uh, really, uh, reputable coach from Wisconsin who got carried by talent to a championship that might be fire. So, Mike Buddenholzer?


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[Assistant] Enough about America's team, the Dallas Cowboys. What are we thinking is going to shock people today? What are some surprises you guys see happening in this NFL draft? Is Jalen Carter going top 10?


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, uh, five, what were you saying?


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[Assistant] There's too many things that need them. Yeah, so, I mean, oh yeah, I mean, like you are going to trade up. I mean, I would love Broderick Jones. I would love maybe Skoronsky, be, although he's more of a guard tackle corner. So I would say, as I said, Broderick Jones.


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[Assistant] Let's go. If you guys are thinking there's going to be a run on tackles. Yes. I think. 10 to 15.


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[Assistant] This draft is all gonna depend on one player. How the whole draft goes, in my opinion. And that's Will Levis. Okay?


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[Assistant] First of all, I would be shocked that someone took this man this high. I've watched this man at Kentucky. I don't know what you see.


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[Assistant] Second of all, that's gonna impact all the other quarterbacks down the line. So, and I, I know you guys are saying like, Bryce Young, put it in, lock it in.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, that might not be the case. Carolina has the number one overall pick.


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[Assistant] Uh, who does Anthony Richardson remind you of who used to play for the Carolina Panthers?


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[Assistant] I've been hearing a lot of reports, Anthony Richardson to the Panthers. Okay, that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying!


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[Assistant] And I, per sources, I've been told.


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[Assistant] That Anthony Richardson does not fall past the Texans. Okay, that, that's it.


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[Assistant] Which player do we think mocked top 10, top 5?


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[Assistant] That's not a division, or a league. It's not, I wouldn't say Jamarcus Russell, they're different quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] Uh, something else that we've been waiting for a long time.


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[Assistant] And that is Aaron Rodgers finally did get traded to the Jets. Tom, where were you when this happened? What was going through your mind? Were you expecting this type of compensation? Talk to us.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, this is what your money buys.


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[Assistant] Nah, but. Uhm, did you go into victory formation?


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[Assistant] Yes, uh, I basically proposed to her at one of the, our first date locations. It was this garden, Kanapaha Gardens.


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[Assistant] Uh, proposed. I'll probably have a video coming out here shortly so you guys can see exactly how it went down. And then all her friends and family, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm getting bodied. I hate wedding planning. I do not recommend it to anyone out there. Wow.


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[Assistant] If you're just joining us, Brandon Perna is doing his punishment. He is reenacting some of the bits from an AI Tom Brady stand-up bit. Is that all of it?


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[Assistant] Thanks Tom Brady. That's what I want to know.


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[Assistant] When the majority of YouTubers are AI, and you can't even distinguish between a real human being and an AI.


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[Assistant] Before we get into that now and things devolve into madness, let's give our final predictions on who we think our team is going to draft. Then send it to the countdown.


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[Assistant] Tree, who do you think your team is selecting? Who do you think they're selecting and who do you want? I am hoping for Roger Jones. I'm hoping for a trade up there. I am hoping for Paris Johnson, one of those two.


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[Assistant] That's 100% Joey. I think Tackle is a far more pressing issue. Tom, what are we thinking? I think it's quarterback.


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[Assistant] My man's going undrafted. He's 37 years old. He's going undrafted.


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[Assistant] The cowboys, listen, I think the cowboys are going to do something very surprising.


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[Assistant] If Bijon Robinson is there, we're taking Bijon Robinson. Okay? A lot of people are thinking he's not gonna be there. Maybe Eagles at 10, maybe Chargers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've also been mocked multiple tight ends. Michael Mayer has been a favorite from a lot of people. So we'll see how it plays out. Where is everyone streaming tonight?


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[Assistant] I am hoping the giant's flopped so his chair gets completely abused and we control protective services against fire.


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[Assistant] I want another Kaderius Tony-like moment for you guys. Yes, that chair has seen some crap. That would be glorious. Tom, are you streaming this draft today?


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[Assistant] I got an NFC East meeting that I just launched right before this show. Go check it out. Let me know if I should be making these weekly. Uh, let me know. Uh, Brandon?


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[Assistant] Chai, help us out. How should we punish Brandon Perna? Keep in mind, he just got 500 dollars. Half a ride. He should have this, by the way.


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[Assistant] Smash or pass is trending. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Uh, smash or pass what?


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[Assistant] The original 150 Pokemon.


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[Assistant] Okay, what if we do that for Pokemon? Like, we find the human versions of the Pokemon, and then you do the Smasher Pass.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a couple others, so this could be very real.


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[Assistant] They're probably taking on the DeAndre Hopkins for 11 plus more. This has been...


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[Assistant] Yeah, buddy. Okay, bye! Smell ya! Bye!


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, before we even introduce ourselves, we have made it.


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[Assistant] To the first game of the new NFL season. We did it! We're all here! Yay, yes! Well, most of us-


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[Assistant] Yeah, we made it. And where are we? Well, this is clickbait sports. Here we are. That's right. Hours before kickoff, we're here to talk to you about sports, throw sports information and memes at your face and


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[Assistant] It might hurt a little bit. To my left, right, I don't know, you got the man who just really wanted to see if that fork could go into that outlet, the creator of That's Good Sports, Mr. Brandon Burnett.


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[Assistant] She would, she would. Then, we got to his left right.


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[Assistant] We got the man in blue, who's representing Big Blue.


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[Assistant] Balls. The Giants. Mr. Five Point Fits. Thank you. Uh, Twitter today.


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[Assistant] I think my favorite tweet was, uh, the queen is dead and football is here. America is back, baby. That was, that was. This is revenge for burning the White House in 18.


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[Assistant] An England man's reaction to the Queen's death come in this real quick, a couple hours to his channel, Mr. Scooter Magruder.


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[Assistant] Then finally, we have the yinzer that can end will, in the words of Dan Campbell. Stairs gonna show bow, Mr. Urinating Tree.


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[Assistant] I like how we're just like, oh, like the reactions have been funny, and then Tree's like, alright, I've been waiting for this one, alright.


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[Assistant] Let's, let's start off, like, let's, let's rein it back in. Let's get back to reality and just kinda ground it a little bit. Scooter, how well are the Cowboys gonna do?


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[Assistant] 12 and 5. Right? Or better. Or better. They don't finish 12 or 5 or better.


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[Assistant] In every reaction video that you put out for a month, there needs to be a picture of Jared Cook catching the sideline pass against the Cowboys. For a month, every reaction video you put out, it's gotta be in there.


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[Assistant] You want to be in Canada? Have you started the South yet, Scooter? It started last week.


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[Assistant] I mean, considering Tree, last week, was it last week when Karmie came down, and he was just like, oh, let's talk about Matt from, uh, Buffalo, as Karmie's sitting on his freaking lap.


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[Assistant] Tom Grosse. Great question. Uh, that's a great question. Glad you asked. Uh, yeah, taking a look at that schedule, uh, there's a couple games that I've circled that are going to be problematic.


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[Assistant] are going to be super diff week one, I think that t this Sunday is going to b Vikings. It's an away game. do have a really good offen they have cook, they have junior is coming back and


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[Assistant] At least serviceable, at least, regardless of what you think about him. He's a solid QB. It's all going to depend on how good their defense actually is because their defense was abysmal last year. But I think the Packers are going to have a potential top five defense this year. Their secondary is arguably one of the best in the league. Our defensive line should be pretty solid. And, uh,


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[Assistant] Because Miami's being played in Florida and we do not play well in Florida. You're coming to Lambeau. And it's Mike McCarthy.


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[Assistant] Floor is around 11 and 6, and I think as the year goes on, the Packers are just gonna get better because the young wide receivers are gonna start like, you know, gelling within their roles. Christian Watson, Romeo Dobbs might emerge, and so yeah. I think 11 and 6, but around like 12 and 5.


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[Assistant] I think honestly, even if they go to the Super Bowl, he's done. Because he kind of mentioned that last year, like he just wanted to go again. And like last year he was saying like if he went and they lost, he would like kind of know. But considering last year ended on such an anticlimactic


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[Assistant] Go to YouTube Studio. Yep, the YouTube Studio. Then you gotta go to Analytics. Analytics, yep, yep, yep, yep. And on the right hand side, it should say see live count under. What? Unsubscribe?


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[Assistant] Uh, alright. So the AFC is gonna be an absolute nightmare. Uh, my easy pick is the Bills to make it to the Super Bowl from the AFC. However, if I wanna be a little contrarian, I think the Ravens have a really good shot.


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[Assistant] I think the Raven, again, if Lamar Jackson like comes at, Mark Andrews is going to have like 1500 yards this year. But I think that with a run game, you know, if like Gus the bus and JK Dobbins are healthy, you know, they could do real well. They could have one of the best run games in football. Their defense is very, very solid. So I think the Ravens could surprise some people because they have the playmakers.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then the NFC, it's like what Perna said, I mean, you have like the Buccaneers and Saints from the south, the west you have the Rams and maybe the, uh, uh, 49ers as well.


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[Assistant] Uh, the East, you do have the Cowboys and I think the Eagles that will at least potentially make the playoffs. And then I think from the North you have two. I think it's the Packers and the Vikings. Uhm, I think...


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[Assistant] The problem has been for the Packers down the stretch is like, they do not play with the same enthusiasm in the regular season than they do in the postseason. However, having the defense that they do, I think that this might be one of their best shots at making the Super Bowl, but if it's not going to be them,


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[Assistant] Oh my god, I think, I think it's gonna be either, if it's not the Packers, I think you're looking at like the Bucks or the 49ers.


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[Assistant] Ey, go toss off. Go sod off, will ya?


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[Assistant] I got a preview coming out tomorrow, GPS, and I'll be streaming tonight. And then if the game is good, I'll be doing two teams reactions to tonight's game.


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[Assistant] I don't- wait. How do we do this?


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[Assistant] To Andrey Barkovsky's stick. Exactly! Vasilevsky was out of position. There's nothing you can do there. Maybe he's just not as good as advertised.


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[Assistant] We're gonna start with the fact that I have about 5% knowledge of hockey right now. I don't know anything, okay? But here's what I do know.


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[Assistant] The Lightning are a good team and some people are saying the Avalanche are a better team. They've got better players. It's their time. I'm saying, no, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] Not so fast. The Great Wall of Vasilevsky, though you were, though you were able to penetrate it, game won.


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[Assistant] I do not think it will be the same case game two, nor game three, nor four, or five. Five tree? Am I onto something? What's going on?


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[Assistant] Here's, here's what I have to say. First of all, Brandon, you don't watch enough Tree to know that every prediction he has ever made has been wrong. Incorrect. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000. 90,000.


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[Assistant] I predicted St. Louis to win. I predicted.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm kinda like that. I think somebody did like...


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[Assistant] I just want to weigh in because I know a couple things about hockey.


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[Assistant] Uh, number one, uh, if I follow Scooter McGruder, I was expecting a three on three over time, not a full five on five over time. We're learning.


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[Assistant] Look, Colorado has definitely, there are only weaknesses in net, and sometimes that is


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[Assistant] You can overcome that by scoring and they scored four goals and it's going to be a tough series. It's going to go six or seven. I definitely think that Colorado's chess pieces in front of Kemper are better.


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[Assistant] And the lightning, they could, they could be tired. They've played more hockey than anybody.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, puck. I'm learning. Yes, there you go. Yeah, we're learning. I'm learning to hold the puck for a long time. I didn't like that! I feel like that's not good for a team in hockey if the other team just has possession of the puck this whole time.


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[Assistant] So I feel like if we're able to sort that out, I also saw us making passes directly to the Colorado Avalanche. Yea, a lot of turnover.


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[Assistant] We're just gonna use, here's a stat, John Cooper, okay. He's been our coach for nine seasons, okay. Four of those seasons, this man's in the Stanley Cup finals. Okay, so, clearly, he knows something about what he's doing.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I have faith that we're gonna be able to make the necessary adjustments after just playing this team for the first time ever in the postseason.


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[Assistant] Say one thing before we go to this tear maker. The one thing that bothers me the most about John Cooper is how ridiculously handsome this 54 year old man is. And I look at myself and I'm like 45 years old and I'm just like, this dude still looks great! More handsome than Bednar?


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know about that. Is the name, is the name Natusken?


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[Assistant] Uh, yes, I think that it's done tonight. No, no, no. Wait, I'm changing my position. I think that the NBA steps in. Adam Silver calls down to the refs. He's like,


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[Assistant] Huns of, uh, what's his name? Steph Curry's gonna throw his mouthpiece into the Raptors tonight out of frustration. Seven games in coming. The Warriors aren't the Sacramento Kings. They're not gonna do that to them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, every once in a while the NBA will throw you an okie doke and be like, ah, we're gonna end it tonight.


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[Assistant] I wanted to end tonight so that I don't have to make any more gosh darn reactions. So, Warriors, stop playing. Y'all got this, Warriors, I believe in you.


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[Assistant] But if it goes 7, uh, we could be in for a masterful performance. I don't know. I don't know like this. It's gonna come down to a couple players, in my opinion.


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[Assistant] It literally is gonna come down to if Draymond scores four or more points, Golden State will win this series.


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[Assistant] I think Draymond should livestream at halftime.


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[Assistant] If, if that happens, if he, if he gets like two in the first half, then he should, he goes live and tells you where he's at and then he gets two more in the second.


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[Assistant] And I'm about to tweet this, if Jmon scores 4 points.


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[Assistant] That's true. Why don't we just all go through and say what we think is the worst, like what we think makes a team have the worst fan base. I'll start, since I suggested this. I believe the worst fan base is a mixture of a couple of things, okay? One, you have to have a series of not winning.


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[Assistant] Now trust me, I know there's ways why Giants fans are annoying, especially on dumpster fire when you're talking about how Daniel Jones is the savior, yet every single week you're complaining about how bad Daniel Jones is. That's, that's part of being a Giants fan, so put us in annoying. So hypocrisy is definitely one element as well.


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[Assistant] Tom, what about for you, what makes a fanbase terrible in your opinion?


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[Assistant] Not being able to take a criticism or a joke of some kind and just being like, ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, let me go through the Twitter and find out. We should also add racist too, that's definitely on there as well.


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[Assistant] There have been some incidents in certain cities that were very racist, but, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I said we put them at average just because, uh...


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[Assistant] Don't they not have, the Andre Hopkins, like, yeaah. They don't talk smack.


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[Assistant] Lots, yes, I would say so, yea, a lot of fights, like, if you go look up footage of NFL fan fights, you're gonna see, what, uh, 49ers getting into it, you're gonna see commanders fans getting into it because their stadium gets overrun by opposition, and, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, Candlestick was rough back in the day. And then Raiders fans are pretty violent. Let's definitely put Raiders in violent right now. We can just go ahead. Actually, but wait, we're thinking of the Oakland Raiders though. The Las Vegas Raiders fans.


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[Assistant] They're just there to, they're actually nursing their hangover by the time they get into the game. So, and they've kind of priced them out. Allegiant has priced the Riff Raff.


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[Assistant] That could change this year. What kind, like Valtryx or?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, I mean, they're, they're on a different level. I mean, the eagles have lost their crown.


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[Assistant] You know what, I'm with Tom, I'm with Tom with the sad Jaguars fans, because in my opinion, I know Jags fans, I'm in Florida, these guys aren't bad fans, they are just the product of having a terrible coach and a terrible owner.


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[Assistant] It's the same deal. Honestly, I'm with Tom because I know Commander fans too. These guys aren't bad fans. They're held hostage by their own team.


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[Assistant] A lot of them, uh, did not support the previous name, but were just upset that


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[Assistant] Daniel Snyder changed just because he bent, you know, like a lot of people were mad about that. They're mad at the stadium sucking, they're mad at the...


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[Assistant] The team, the game's getting invaded every year by opposing fans. Like they're just indifferent and upset. So sad, yeah, sad's good. Sad's good. Maybe we need a tier that says needs therapy.


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[Assistant] Having optimism, if that makes us annoying, I don't care. We're winning the Super Bowl this year, I don't care.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yes. Annoying. I will, I will, I will agree with annoying. Falcons fans. Sad. Sad. They're sad. Salty. They only have cow pits. That is literally the only thing positive for that team right now. They're sad.


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[Assistant] Cleveland presents problems here. Cleveland is complicated. You have one of the most dedicated fanbases. Like, look, their team left


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[Assistant] And they were just like, we're still gonna hold the light and the candle for our team until we get one back.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. See, Tom, the Packers used to be the best, but because of you personally, you have made them now annoying. Like, you being the face of the Packers fanbase.


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[Assistant] You're a different color Cowboys. You're one more Super Bowls recently Cowboys. That's all the Packers are with Aaron Rodgers. And when he leaves, you will be irrelevant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we need an official vote.


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[Assistant] I don't think I've ever met a casual Packers fan. So I'll give them credit for that and put them in the good category. That's my vote. Good.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, I would go with North. You say annoying? Yeaah. Ask any part of the NFC North, they will say annoying.


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[Assistant] Alright, Panthers fans. Here's a good one. Colts fans. Colts fans are good. Colts fans are good just for surviving. Just for being there.


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[Assistant] They've had to put up with Carson Wentz and now they'll have Matt Ryan and then Philip River. They have had more retreads.


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[Assistant] Just to piggyback off that, I am in Orlando, I would be a Tampa Bay Bucks fan if my dad didn't like the Cowboys, and let me tell you,


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[Assistant] The people in Orlando are rooting and have been rooting for the Bucks their whole lives. So this all of a sudden now happening has just been them.


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[Assistant] Realizing their dreams that they have been wanting to realize since John Gruden took Tony Junji's team and won a Super Bowl with them.


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[Assistant] That is true. That is true. You have to factor that in too. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] I know what this is. I know what this is about.


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[Assistant] They will admit, if you roll up in their parking lot with an opposing team sticker on your car, they will shake your car like you are.


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[Assistant] I don't know what split reality, what upside down, what metaverse you guys are living in, where the Eagles fans you guys are encountering are nice people. Yeah, I got some of these people on my tweets too. Yeah, they con- some of the- okay. But!


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[Assistant] I just want to say they embrace that identity. They like it. They will admit that they terrorize. Like to me, if you cannot, if you're worried as a fan of another team of going to another stadium, like if you were truly


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[Assistant] Like, I'm like, I don't know if I should wear this jersey. Like, that's a violent fan base. Correct. Am I correct? I'm okay with violent. They're, they're definitely violent. I will, that's allowed. Violent's okay.


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[Assistant] No, we're voting on this. What? I got one for the Bears.


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[Assistant] But remember they did stan bontez for a long time. They were more broken after that wild card game. They were broken for about five years. I would say good. Like some of them are getting a little bit, uh,


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[Assistant] A new hope. And you know what? I'm going good with Broncos too. I will say Broncos have good fans in my, in my experience. Maybe this is just because a whole bunch of Cowboys players went to play for them and this is just me. Get the hell out of this. Get out of this.


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[Assistant] Packers, 100%. Packers are now annoying. Because of Tom. Because of Tom. It's more than Tom, dude.


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[Assistant] There's just no way. It's a difference. It's a difference. Like, we are annoying because we are eternally optimistic. We are holding on to our past championships. You guys are annoying because you are holding on to, uh, Aaron Rodgers. Our current players? Aaron Rodgers. Charles Martin. That's it.


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[Assistant] Dude, you gave death threats to Marques Valdez Scantling after he fumbled against the Colts.


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[Assistant] You see, even though, you see. Oh, so what about-ism in the chat? Alright. Even this argument in itself is exposing the annoying factor that the Packers sides can bring out. You are proving how annoying.


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[Assistant] Let's see what happens this season. You never do. That's all I can tell you. You never do. Alright, uh, I would say just put the Packers back.


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[Assistant] A bad fan is not showing up. A bad fan is not watching the game. A bad fan is someone who's indifferent, apathetic.


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[Assistant] When they got robbed by the refs. That's what I mean, when you don't win and you finally win, you're lovable, but once you get that taste, you only need so much oxygen before you're toxic. And that's going to happen to Buffalo. It's going to happen to any other team that gets good really quickly. Detroit.


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[Assistant] It's gonna happen to them, just you watch. And there's gonna be a bunch of pent up energy and they're just gonna take it out on the rest of us. I'll understand why, but it's gonna happen. Trust me.


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[Assistant] They also have to put up, put up with Jackson and, and what, uhm.


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[Assistant] Uh, they're not team Lamar Jackson. I have seen some Ravens fans who are like that. Yes. I also have seen the diehards who were like, you don't watch football reporter. If you're saying this man doesn't can't stand in the pocket and throw the ball, check the statistics. So I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, Raven Steelers, it just gets violent, but for the most part, I don't have a problem with them. I like that. Yeah, but that's true. They're tango right there.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, this next one, oh, I see the bolts though. Do you want to do the bolts?


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[Assistant] But the ones that are in LA, they don't come to the games, right? And then, well, they're mostly there for just to be seen, just like the games. They stopped coming, so they lost their team. Like you can't have, you can't tell me that they're anything but bad fans, especially now that they're in LA.


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[Assistant] Have the Packers never thrown trash at referees? Ever? In their distance? Didn't they have a snowball fight?


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[Assistant] Whoa, like the fans are really unhappy. Yeah, that makes news.


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[Assistant] They don't like, uh, Tua. That's where they're at right now. They don't know if they're, it's a split faction. Some are team Tua, some think this man is garbage and they need a QB of the future. So do with that what you will.


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[Assistant] If the Packers aren't good, you better put the Vikings right next to them as good. That's all I know.


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[Assistant] He's like your kid though, only I can make fun of him. Only I can make fun of my own child. Can we have consensus on worse and put the Patriots fans there? Yes or no? Oh, okay, listen, I've been thinking about this. We have to put the Patriots fans in worse because we have to have some


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[Assistant] Can you put the Saints fans in violent immediately? Take a guess for Tom?


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[Assistant] Right up until that happened, and they still talk smack. They still talk smack. How are Packers fans good, bro? This is just, every time I'm seeing it, it's just right there. I don't know. I just, I don't. They know the game. It's, it's hometown bias. Okay. Hometown bias. Okay, that's right. We voted. We voted.


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[Assistant] No, you're just gonna have to handle that situation on your own. But I'd put them under good, probably. They're generally good fans. Generally.


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[Assistant] They're good violent. Good violent. Not the bad ones. Good violent. Good violent. They're good neutral. Yeah, good violent. We'll just have to change that. Uh, Giants fans, we are annoying.


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[Assistant] I'll just say that. I hear it every Tuesday.


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[Assistant] We're somewhere between bad and annoying, cause listen, I'm, I'm one of the more pessimistic Giants fans. The Giants fans that I see, again, as soon as we win four games in a row, they're like, Giants are going to the Super Bowl, and I'm like, we are not going to win the NFC East, okay? Like,


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[Assistant] See, I disagree, I just think we're annoying. Just like me, in most social situations, we are pretty annoying. I'm okay with either. I can vouch. Yeah, yeah. I just go up to people.


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[Assistant] There's one guy. They're pretty sad. They're pretty sad. Yeah. Well now, especially with how their stadium's falling apart and they're trying to strangle for a new one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty sad. Oh, is it? Where is it?


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[Assistant] See, but there's like two different types of fans. There's IRL fans and then there's fan Twitter. The IRL ones are bad. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Whenever we win, we're going to the Super Bowl, no matter how badly we played and how ugly we won.


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[Assistant] When we lose, everyone needs to be fired. This team sucks. We need to tank for the draft. It is awful. At certain playoff games, there are people that leave in the first quarter. It is bad.


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[Assistant] We are uninformed yokels. For the most part, they don't know how the hell anything is played outside of Steeler football. And for the most part, Mike Tomlin needs to be fired every single week. Some of it justifiably, but for the most part, whenever he pees incorrectly or whenever he doesn't get to put the seat down when he flushes the toilet, he needs to be fired.


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[Assistant] All I know is I am so glad that Urinating Tree is a part of this show. That is all I know. I don't know about that, man. I don't know about that. Maybe today. I know about that.


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[Assistant] Is this our final list? Chat, take one good look, take your screenshots now. Let us know where we messed up.


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[Assistant] Cause we know it's the Packers, but where else did we mess up?


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[Assistant] But, eh, alright. Let's lock it, lock it, alright.


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[Assistant] Alright, did we have any punishments from last- what was the punishment that was doled out last week?


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[Assistant] Yes, okay. Can we get the countdown? Alright. Hold on.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, it looks like you are the winner five, cause I got 411.93! Let's go! Woohoo! Keep gaming! Do you wanna talk about it? I appreciate the donation.


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[Assistant] Okay, what are you guys, what's coming out on your channel? Brandon? Anything? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I've got a video on North Korean, their national men's


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[Assistant] So I felt like it was something worth talking about, so you know what? I'm hoping to have that out tomorrow. I will, I will watch that. Uh, Tom, what's coming out?


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[Assistant] I'm making a video for game one, so that'll be out, the reaction to game one.


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[Assistant] That'll be out in maybe three hours on the main channel, and then hopefully,


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[Assistant] We got NBA game 6 reaction tomorrow, and that's the end of it. Or maybe a game 7. There's gonna be a game 7. For sure. There might be. I say game 7.


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[Assistant] Like those Dallas Cowboys is peaking in the 90s.


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[Assistant] Now we look at our 10 day forecast. It's looking a little bit...


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[Assistant] Oh my god, I almost played pro, but uh, I never tried, so, you know, didn't work out for me.


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[Assistant] This is gonna be interesting. We are streaming this baseball game to seven YouTube channels right now. Uh, I mean...


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[Assistant] RBT, King of Juco, urinating tree, uh, Scooter was supposed to play, I don't think he's there, Giraffeneck, 5 points, Stargraving Sports.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you could just tell us who's up right when they come up, uh, that would be magnificent.


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[Assistant] I gotta respect Mark really, he swung hard too. He was going for the fence. He was going, trying to go yard. Who's this now? He just went back to the dugout.


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[Assistant] Alright, he swung! Hey! He swung. Alright?


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[Assistant] What was funny, Adam looked like he almost heard himself striking out there. Accurate.


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[Assistant] Here we go. What you got? I like the stance. I feel like it.


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[Assistant] In the comments for baseball bat bros, Sly Steel.


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[Assistant] Man, if I had to give an MVP right now, it would go to Will Taylor of Baseball Bat Bros, uh, for taking that bean and then stealing a base. A real 1-2 punch of...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they got out of that inning with one hit. And four outs. Yeah, and four outs. Uh, knowing


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[Assistant] The pitcher played a little pro ball here. That's going to make things interesting because I was prepared just for an onslaught of


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[Assistant] Can be a little nerve wracking, especially when this is being streamed to 2,800 people, live.


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[Assistant] Alright Eric. Eric came to play.


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[Assistant] I hope he's cheating. I hope he's got some, uh, Vaseline. Yeah, whatever you use to cheat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hopefully we'll have a better visual soon, but currently we do not.


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[Assistant] He's thinking about all of the things he could be doing that would be better for him as a man right now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's true. Wow. That's true. Wow, vegan penguin.


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[Assistant] No, I think the sock puppets are just getting warmed up. They're working off last night's hangover.


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[Assistant] The catcher's been struggling to catch the ball. Yeah, who's our catcher?


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[Assistant] If I had to be a coach here, I would say better pitching and catching.


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[Assistant] For the YouTubers. Needs to happen. Right?


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[Assistant] The Amazon driver wouldn't give him to me. Oh, that's just rude. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's odd. So I don't want to put it all on him. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that one would have been, uh, if you're allergic to latex, what happened?


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[Assistant] Yeah, my experience, the, that area is more sensitive. Gotcha. We got baseball


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[Assistant] That's Stark Raving Sports, the voice of God, if you will, and a bunch of YouTubers out there.


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[Assistant] I was trying to think of a baseball quote and I couldn't think of any. Was that Joe DiMaggio?


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[Assistant] Who snapped that thing? Hit of the game. Wow. I don't care what anybody says.


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[Assistant] They should give the YouTubers a smaller home plate too, so it's harder for the pitcher.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're, uh, not allowed to play with a glove today, so that could be factoring into some of these, uh, dropped pitches we're seeing.


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[Assistant] That's cause he's gonna step into it. Oof. He went for it. He got a piece.


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[Assistant] Got a great roar from the dugout up there. The diamond is dialing in. Oh no, we're, we're past the diamond, right?


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[Assistant] It's if we can score runs without actually making any hits, we're gonna win this game. Your winner right now is and that's baseball.


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[Assistant] Find his rhythm. It looks like a ball. That's a little outside. Throwing a lot outside right now.


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[Assistant] Four balls, two men. The math just checks out.


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[Assistant] Nintendo baseball game. The first Nintendo. Sure.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's see. What's your strategy here Perna while you're at base? Oh, I get as close to the, uh, the plate, oh, on base. I just steal it because I'm so fast. Oh, I think, is that a- We got a hit!


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[Assistant] The four outs was just for the first inning, I guess.


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[Assistant] I think the, uh, the first inning at bat for the pros, they were just trying to give the YouTubers a little confidence. And now we're going to start to see them, dismantle them.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying that's what I want to happen. It just feels like that's what might happen.


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[Assistant] Burlington, what's that cost? I don't know, I've never been there. I hear their coat factory's nice though.


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[Assistant] So here's, let me just throw Adam under the bus here.


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[Assistant] To stream the game. Brings his, uh, his camera.


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[Assistant] Now, Adam came out to Colorado to shoot a little video down about a field that he helped get built in nowhere Colorado.


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[Assistant] And when we arrive there, let's just say one of the pieces of equipment he needed to shoot that day


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[Assistant] No batteries. So the fact that his HD camera needs a battery is not a surprise to me, Tom. Not a surprise!


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[Assistant] You got all the rbt's in the chat, uh, he should be up to bat at the next, uh, inning for the YouTubers. So, if you're waiting to see rbtbat, it's coming up.


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[Assistant] That was actually the first, uh, error for the YouTubers.


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[Assistant] Okay. Alright, so that's, we got Derek Jeter on second. Yes. And right now, batting for the sock puppets is Mike Piazza.


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[Assistant] Might be digging themselves into a hole. We might be seeing what digging your own grave looks like, and we're about one foot in.


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[Assistant] Who's on the new Madden cover? I didn't even see it. John Madden. Oh. Classy.


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[Assistant] Yep. That's how I score things in my head.


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[Assistant] Uh, he left Colorado and I never paid attention to him again.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he also, uh, had some off the diamond issues as well. He was caught stealing toys. From a Toys R Us. And that's what banked him out.


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[Assistant] We got one out. The tubers get their first out of the second inning. Yes he does. Is this a full nine innings? That's my next question.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's get Natalie on the stream now to find out. Natalie, come on out! Who's Natalie?


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[Assistant] Wow, he just didn't judge the speed on that hit.


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[Assistant] We are two football YouTubers who watch maybe a half a baseball game a year talking about baseball. We don't even have a roster for the pros, just the tubers. We'll also blame Adam for that. I said, give me some rosters, and he just gave us the YouTubers.


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[Assistant] Oh, in just a bit inside. He was looking for the bean there. Oh, they say he's a strike?


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[Assistant] RBT. RBT. Did he hit a million subs yet? He's so close. No, he's like 996. Dang. He's gonna, he's gonna hit it. He's gonna do it. He's gonna flex on us so hard.


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[Assistant] Red, blue, turquoise. It's the primary colors.


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[Assistant] We'll put in a good word for you, Olivia, don't you worry.


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[Assistant] Look, I know there are a lot of RBT fans here, but he should have swung at one of them. That's a face wall commentary. Wait, who's up now?


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[Assistant] Uh, that's back to giraffe neck. It's Mark, right?


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[Assistant] He got a hit. He's out, but- He's thrown out, but that's respectable dammit. That is respectable. Aw crap.


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[Assistant] Oh, that looks like a balmy 73 degrees.


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[Assistant] This, who's this? It's supposed to be 5 points, but this guy looks jacked.


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[Assistant] The gold match? Oh wait, is that the, the golf


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[Assistant] And Lauren, I don't think we're streaming that. But I remember you from Patreon.


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[Assistant] I think they have a tell. I think they believe the ball is going to a certain part of the field.


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[Assistant] It is like there is a magnet sucking that ball right across.


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[Assistant] Hey Robbie, if you want your comments highlighted, please super chat us.


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[Assistant] Robbie, we need some insight on whats happening down there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wish baseball had more karate just in general. I agree. I completely and totally agree. Is Kenny Powers gonna come out of here?


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[Assistant] Kaylee didn't grind out. Kaylee just hit a real home run. Home run to our hearts.


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[Assistant] And then, it's Brad Pitt from Moneyball.


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[Assistant] Any Jonah Hill or no? No, he just does the numbers. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's one of the ghost baseball players. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] When I think of Kevin Costner, I think of one movie and one movie only, and that is Waterworld.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, that was cool. I'm watching baseball movies. Has Kevin Costner been in?


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[Assistant] Uh, Quaid. That's Dennis Quaid. Uh, they kinda all look the same after a while. He's 10 cup, so that was golf. I feel like there's one more baseball movie he's in. Hmm.


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[Assistant] He's pretty good at baseball too, like legit Kevin Costner.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, a dog out there? Now that would get things, get things going.


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[Assistant] Adam was like, hey, cause I talked to him before this, he's like, guys are going to be coming up into the booth and talking to you throughout the whole thing.


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[Assistant] Nobody came up here to help us besides, you know, stark raving sports. Hey, can y'all hear me?


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[Assistant] No, the other guy got out. Don't call that a sacrifice.


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[Assistant] That's where I was gonna go with that. This guy likes to murder birds. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're a Raiders fan, Lauren? Let's go, Lauren! Wow. Very conflicting.


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[Assistant] Raiders! Thank you. Thank you, thank you.


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[Assistant] Unwashed. It smells great. Can confirm.


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[Assistant] See, it's nice to have this commentary coming from the voice of God.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's hard to make a play when you're basically a plate behind them in your brain.


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[Assistant] That's what it looked like up here. Oh are they not, you don't get another chance at bat?


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[Assistant] They, they gave up. They let them, they let the YouTubers come back out.


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[Assistant] Clickbait Sports. I'm here. You're here. These dudes are here!


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[Assistant] It's the Thursday before the trade deadline. Some crazy stuff has already happened. We are making clickbait history. For the first time ever, Brandon Perna is eating a danger witch on TV.


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[Assistant] Every day, he's got a heat of danger wish.


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[Assistant] Now, do we have, does it have to be at least six inches that he has to ingest every time? Is that the criteria? He's gotta take that full six inches every time. I'm going full six.


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[Assistant] All right, let's get into this show. So the trade deadline is coming up and Kadarius Tony.


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[Assistant] Leading the airwaves today. Hasn't played since week two. And uhm.


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[Assistant] Y'all know how I feel about Kaderius Tony. You've seen the clips on the internet. But, however,


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[Assistant] Scooter had some pretty strong words on the twatters about Kedarius Tony. Why don't you share with us what you think of this trade, Scooter?


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[Assistant] Uh, me as the Giants fan, I will go first. Look at Brandon just eating up that sandwich right there.


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[Assistant] I saw Tony play and, and uhm, what's his name, uh, Diggs saw, uh, Kadaria's Tony's ability when he got crossed up out there.


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[Assistant] Listen, the guy's talented, but he was not on the field. And that just shows you a team that is so desperate for wide receiver help was willing to just cast off an extremely talented wide receiver because he's always hurt.


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[Assistant] He's not on the field. You know, it's cliche now to say the best availability is availability. Well, he was not available at all, and clearly the Giants didn't have him in their long-term future. I liked what I saw from him on the field, but


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[Assistant] Chapter's closed. I do agree with you. I do think he'll ball out. You probably will be vindicated. He's going into a very good system. But, uh, he's gotta stay healthy. And, um, we'll...


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[Assistant] It's not like he's being like miraculously being activated, is he? I don't even know. So.


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[Assistant] I'd like to hear everybody else's thoughts. Because the Giants, Cowboys, guys, will just argue the whole time about him. Because to me, he would contract.


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[Assistant] We gotta start thinking about Scooter's Punishment everybody. Damn. Start thinking about it. I'm like this. I'm thinking a thong.


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[Assistant] Here's the crazy theory that a lot of people have been postulating on Twitter is that the Giants take that three and the six and give it to the Broncos or one of them to the Broncos for Jerry Judy. So that has been discussed.


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[Assistant] and talked about and we would very happily take


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[Assistant] Maybe the 3 or the 6 or whatever. Yeaah, so we just- We need a second for the third.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be a fleecing right there. You know, you get rid of an asset that you don't even want.


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[Assistant] And then you turn it into somebody that you do want. And it's basically no harm, no foul.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I could see the giant standing pat with those two picks. Take Brian Dable too. Yeaah. We will not give up Brian Dable. I have a question Brandon. Yeaah. We talked about this.


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[Assistant] If the Broncos lose this weekend,


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[Assistant] Not, not you personally, I know how you feel. Do they, do they as an organization seriously consider firing hackers?


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[Assistant] Let me look. Let me take a look. You say, here I just want to respond to one thing. You say, you know, there's not much to gain by firing him.


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[Assistant] It's not much to lose either. I've just confirmed it is a four year.


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[Assistant] This is an ugly football team playing very ugly football. I think what I've recognized now is like once you see that you're not going to give your coach a second contract, you might as well just fire him.


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[Assistant] There's no cap hit for fire, it's just a wallet hit.


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[Assistant] Speaking of the NFC East and the trade deadline, the Eagles go out and better themselves and pit-


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[Assistant] Make all of us mad by picking up Robert Quinn.


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[Assistant] Rokhwan Smith finds out about it at his presser and starts crying immediately because apparently they was tight, you know.


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[Assistant] Just like I cried when Scooter left the show.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the eagles are getting better. You don't want the eagles to get any better, you want them to get worse.


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[Assistant] Luckily the Giants don't play them until later in the year, like I think week 15 and 17 or something. We played them two out of three weeks. Like we could get our ass kicked and be like bounced out of the playoffs in a three week span because of the freaking Eagles, man. You have to consider two. I hate the freaking Eagles.


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[Assistant] We'll take CD Lamb for a fifth, just like you did the Cooper for, uh, to Cleveland.


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[Assistant] And the thing is two years ago they were ready to


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[Assistant] Like, they were like, this guy is terrible! But he got rid of Wentz, he found a sucker to take on Wentz's contract, he restructured, and now, like, he looks like a genius now. And uhm, yeaah. How much are the bears paying of his money? I don't think much. Tom, have you expunged any thoughts on this?


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[Assistant] Yes. Now, Brandon. Don't talk with your mouth full. Now that you can talk.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's the angle to look at it, right? Look at that, look at that donk right there.


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[Assistant] Give em, I got a little autographed Eli Manning, and, ohhhh, I can't, can't reveal it. Got it, I-


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[Assistant] Keep giving them the clickbait code and we can get memorabilia and all that.


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[Assistant] So Brandon, in celebration of you completing your Danger Witch, Russ Wilson,


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[Assistant] Has a wonderful sound bite. They asked him about his flight across the pond.


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[Assistant] I'm seeing if I can open the door mid-flight. You know he's tro- look at his face here!


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, like, he breaks it down, he starts to chuckle, and he's just like how, he asks him how much, like if you actually did that, like you wouldn't, you'd be more serious. If you were that...


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[Assistant] Do you think Russ Wilson Scooter is the kind of guy that would wake you up on the flight sleeping with his, with the tablet and just be like, hey, I just noticed something on film. Can we discuss this and just...


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[Assistant] Completely just, like, do you think he's the boss that expects you to be working like 24-7 and like because he's working 24-7? Do you think he's that guy?


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[Assistant] That's true. That's true. You're not. I'm dead serious to anybody.


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[Assistant] Kobe Bryant, if he didn't have five rings, he'd be getting this treatment too. Kobe would berate, berate teammates. He would make fun of them. He would insult, he would bully teammates. Did it work? Yes. None is later years. None is later years. No.


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[Assistant] I think I want to make a quick pivot because you did bring up Russell Westbrook. Who do you think starts shooting better by the end of the year? Ben Simmons or Russell Westbrook?


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, dude, the other day I went in the gym, this dude was like 6'10", and I was like, I'm a little person, please, please stay away from me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's always interesting when you go to like a gym and there's just a dude that can ball and dunk and you're just like, yes, I'm very glad that he is on my team.


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[Assistant] Wait, y-you saw a guy that was like 6'9", and he...


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[Assistant] She was like, why are you shooting? Why are you shooting? You're like, I gotta enjoy this. I paid my league dues. All right. Jamar chase out four to six weeks at the worst possible time for the Bengals. What are you guys thoughts? How does this affect things or does it not?


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[Assistant] Okay, I want Micah Parsons and uh, we'll just give you like a fit for that. We'll take Micah Parsons.


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[Assistant] Tree's like a parent that's a lawyer that wants his kid to be a lawyer and he's just like, hey, let's go visit, uh, you know, Harvard lawn. Is he really that bad? He's frustrating.


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[Assistant] He's like the worst combination of like not good enough with a huge ego. Like that's, that's not good.


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[Assistant] Alright, tonight we have the four and three.


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[Assistant] Baltimore Ravens at the three and four Tampa Bay Buccaneers, two teams that.


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[Assistant] Should the record, I think the Baltimore Ravens should have a better record than four and three. They can't keep one multi, like ten point leaps.


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[Assistant] And the Bucks can't move the ball. Tom Brady looks older than me right now.


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[Assistant] The math, just purely, Tom Brady on a Thursday night, he's already old.


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[Assistant] And you're telling me his old ass has gotta turn around and play on a Thursday game. That to me is, is gonna put him up against the wall, but with Tom Brady that we have seen his entire career just when you think he is done.


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[Assistant] He pulls some bullcrap out of his tuchus, and he's gonna throw for 300 yards and four toddies tonight, and it's gonna be a Tampa Bay wing.


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[Assistant] Can't have one without the other. Tom, did you give a prediction breakdown yet?


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[Assistant] I think you should talk about who you want traded away from your team. I would like to see Kenny Golliday ship


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[Assistant] To, uh, anybody in the league. Will you take a six round pickers? Yeah, we'll take, dude, we'll give you a six round pick with her.


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[Assistant] That's fine, we'll put him on the practice squad, cause that's, that's about as good as we'll get out of, uh, Kenny Galladay. So, yeaah.


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[Assistant] The Giants want Gaseckian is horribly unseasoned gritty. That's what they want cause Bellinger's out for the year. They need, they need that gritty. Gasecki is actually what we're going to be going to the Giants.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, do the countdown, I guess.


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[Assistant] I think he should do like a, uh, like a high knees thing. Like he should recreate that flight somehow. Not in eight hours, but you should study film. Like you should dress as Russ Wilson, study film, go do high knees around your neighborhood.


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[Assistant] Do it around a Walmart. I like that. Go to a Walmart and just film yourself doing high knees.


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[Assistant] Yes, they cannot be your neighbor. I know what your neighbors look like, Brandon. So. A veto is our right.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, I've got a video on why the, which states don't have a major sports team and why. Oh, nice. That's actually interesting, Adam. Yes. All 23 of them.


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[Assistant] 23 states do not. That's actually interesting. Nice backhanded comment right there.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, the best part about it was that we did what the Cowboys couldn't.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and win. So, I would think that- I missed you, Scooter. But honestly, like, their offense was clicking for the first two drives and it was looking really good and then we fumbled and then we didn't do anything the rest of the game on offense, which again is a movie that we've seen a lot. But that defense?


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[Assistant] Again, like, the Cowboys' defense, like, their pass rush looked really good against the Bengals, looked phenomenal against the Giants. Like, with the Giants, who were supposed to have, like, an upgraded offensive line, like, is it their O line is just not


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[Assistant] Good. Or is it that the Cowboy's Pass Rush is that good?


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[Assistant] It's a nice shot. It is a really nice helmet. Nice shot. Signed by one, Lawrence Taylor. As, uh, the good old people.


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[Assistant] Auctions going right now. Right, Perna? Mmhm. As he tries to figure it out. There you go. So like you might see other auction houses. This is a small business. So they're supporting us. So we're supporting them. Showing them a little bit of love.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you head on over there and I gotta say, like, because they're a bit of a... Can you click on auctions? Yeah, there we go. That's how you rock and roll, because that you're able to get things for, and you can get them cheaper than you would usually get them for.


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[Assistant] And you say that they sent us. Yeah, click on that and let's see what's in there.


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[Assistant] I haven't heard enough from Tom today. I said on GPS, I think that the Bengals are in a good position to win this. I think that the Dolphins are beat up right now. Uhm, I know Tua was on the injury report. There's a couple of other folks that are on the injury report as well. Uhm, I picked the Dolphins to win, but I would not be surprised whatsoever if the Bengals are able to sneak one away at home.


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[Assistant] They've won though. I think that's even more impressive. They still won. They had that. Cause if they lost, it would be on highlight reel.


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[Assistant] But because they won, it's like, yeah, that was really funny.


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[Assistant] Yo, yeaah, it's like, I'm hoping, god, 27 to 10.


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[Assistant] I've got guns in my head, and I got $117.74.


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[Assistant] You can do the oh Canada, like saying oh Canada, but just replace it all about getting rid of Matt Canada.


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[Assistant] Tonight, streaming, the game, reaction afterwards. Packer's Patriots roast tomorrow.


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[Assistant] It was on fire it is literally on fire and after we go through the intros here.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna make an executive decision and show you what the stadium looked like as it was burning. It's been contained, but I've got a bunch of tweets and videos to show of


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[Assistant] Because my stadium nearly burnt down. Uh. What happened there? Okay, so check it. We got Kate here on Twitter, who is on a tour of the Broncos Stadium, which is technically called Empower Field, but, uh, it's mile high.


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[Assistant] There is no name for this stadium, but they're on a stadium tour and literally noticed a fire across the way.


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[Assistant] So, they're a little fired, they evacuated everyone, nobody has been injured or hurt, so I should lead with that, so you don't worry.


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[Assistant] Not exactly, there's some construction going on at the stadium, I guess, and so, uh, the people working there.


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[Assistant] Everybody on Twitter, instead of being like, hey, does anybody have any information on if anybody was hurt? Was just like, joke after joke after joke. Oh, the stadium's on fire. Who can get in the best little, uh, one liner about this?


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[Assistant] Uhm, because the, the team that's apparent, well I guess Carolina or Seattle are the two possible options.


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[Assistant] What's really funny timing is that we have Elmo on the show and in just two days in San Diego, California, we've got the first Sesame Street theme park on the West Coast opening ladies and gentlemen.


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[Assistant] The Chiefs took the, next to any quarterback leaving their team, the Chiefs took the biggest ding in talent of anyone in the NFL. Second closest is the Packers losing Devonte Adams. And Devonte Adams is...


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[Assistant] He's great. He's, you could say he's the best receiver in the league, but I think the most explosive player in the league is Tyreek Hill.


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[Assistant] They're not going to be able to replace his production. You can get production out of Juju and MVS, but like,


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[Assistant] NBS with Aaron Rodgers and his 30, 33 catches a season does not terrify me the way Tyreek Hill did. So it makes them worse. They're still really good.


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[Assistant] But like the way I look at it is they were the, they were still, even after all the moves in the AFC, everybody, AFC West, every team is more competitive.


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[Assistant] Most people still say the Chiefs are number one until proven otherwise. I think this knocks them right back down into the mix where we have no clue who's gonna actually emerge, uh, on top of the AFC West, so.


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[Assistant] And Derek Carr in Devante will be good, but it's, it's different than Mahomes and Tyreek and it's different than Aaron Rodgers in Devante. Uh, so, you know.


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[Assistant] And then the Falcons are going to have the first or second pick in the draft.


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[Assistant] Terran Armstead went to Miami. Dolphins got a lot better.


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[Assistant] If the Panthers were interested in Garoppolo, uh, they would owe him like 26 million and then they would also have to pay Sam Darnold 18.8 million.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so Jarvis Landry terminated his deal with his agents.