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[Assistant] What a wife you are. You'd even make yourself out of coward for your husband's sake.


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[Assistant] May it please your lordship, members of the jury. On the night of the 21st of April last, at a few minutes before midnight,


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[Assistant] The body of a man was discovered murdered in a deserted archway at the top of Glove Lane. Evidence goes to show that the man had been strangled.


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[Assistant] The act of murder is an act of darkness. Very seldom in this court.


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[Assistant] Is it possible to produce witnesses who have seen with their own eyes?


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[Assistant] Circumstantial evidence is not conclusive, but in reality, it's the most final form of evidence there is.


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[Assistant] A man may easily be deceived in what he sees, but circumstantial evidence, tested link by link, is as free from human error as a scientific law.


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[Assistant] The cause of death in this case was, in your opinion, asphyxia due to strangulation. Thank you, Sir William. Now, Mr. Evans, you are a clerk in Holy Orden.


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[Assistant] For how many years did you serve as curate in charge of Saint Benedict's Lionheart? Twenty. To the satisfaction of your bishop? Yes.


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[Assistant] Now, hm. How long is it since you possessed a pair of gloves? The ones you talk of, uhm, well, I saw a man drop them. Can you describe the man you say dropped these gloves? He was dark? Tall?


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[Assistant] What was the dreadful thing? I'm glad you've asked me that. I want people to know. It was an awful thing. I don't want it kept dark. What was this dreadful thing?


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[Assistant] I robbed a dead body. And that was all? All. But you don't understand. I took money. The poor man had a wife. I robbed a living too. You have a very tender conscience.


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[Assistant] You have heard an eloquent address on the subject of circumstantial evidence. But evidence of that kind is only as strong as its weakest link. And some of the links in this case are very weak. The prisoner has been into the witness box and he has told you of an encounter he had with a stranger near the scene of the crime. How he found the gloves.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. For God's sake, listen. You know how I've worked all my life. To be a judge. I'm ruined if you give yourself up. Nothing left. I'm sorry, Keith. I wish I could. I'm not so devilishly strong as you. Well, if you won't think of me, think of yourself. Wanda. I've thought of it all right. I've thought of it. Place of our own of the years passing.


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[Assistant] But I can't let this little fellow hang. Listen, Larry, I'll, I'll give you anything you ask.


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[Assistant] Veevis and the rest. Pitying me.


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[Assistant] Takes more. Just got 2,500 bucks for bringing in a gusher.


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[Assistant] Well, I like your type. Let me buy you some champagne, huh?


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[Assistant] Maybe better put them in the bed and cover them up like Manuel takes a siesta, no?


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[Assistant] Si senor. No tricks, please. I'm not very smart in the head.


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[Assistant] Oh yes, it's the oil driller. I heard about it. What's your name? The man Harrigan fired today.


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[Assistant] Hand grenades, automatic fist balls, rifles. You know the political situation here.


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[Assistant] Everything get through all right? Work like a charm. Drive around the back and unload. Well, this is where we live for a while. Come on in and have a drink. Coldy little spot.


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[Assistant] Tangled with Woody. Hey, pipe down. Oh, that's alright. She doesn't think you're grown up unless you killed your man.


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[Assistant] Cheetah, if Lazar finds out you had dinner alone with a man, he'll, he'll beat you to death.


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[Assistant] Say, how well do you know that girl? Can you trust her? With my life. That's what you're doing. And mine too.


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[Assistant] Oh, nothing, just happens to be blasting powder you scratched your match up.


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[Assistant] I was trying to get her to go home. Yes, senor. That is not the way I try to get a woman to go home. I think I kill you.


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[Assistant] From a spiritual perspective, we could say that both are materialistic because both treat people as producing and consuming machines. And from a theistic or a devotional perspective,


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[Assistant] When God is rejected, either communism makes the individual into God.


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[Assistant] So we have narcissism or we have totalitarianism where the state or the head of state becomes God and traditionally we had Varanashram which


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[Assistant] In India, which, which in principle was supposed to give people, uh, opportunity according to their abilities, while keeping a, keeping a spiritual structure because of the spiritual brahmanas who were, and they had a social body. But here also we see that there was a degeneration to, uh, degeneration to the discriminative caste system. So the basic problem would be that human nature,


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[Assistant] Is the human nature is vulnerable to greed or lethargy or other such weaknesses and unless that is addressed, no ideology will work.


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[Assistant] So the Bhagavad Gita gives us spiritual principles that can help us address the weak, the both, to channel the potentials of human nature and to, uh, to, to counter the pitfalls of human nature. Were there any other points as such?


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[Assistant] I have two theories, either it's like Jeff and like Jenna, or it's Simon and Clayton together.


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[Assistant] I'm pulling out, I'm pulling out like, cilantro powerpoint facts. Point over like, some cilantro must-knows.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone and welcome to Overboard. Usually our board game show, but this week, in the circumstances we're in, we're going to play something we used to play a lot of.


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[Assistant] Good old-fashioned Quiplash. And this time we actually get to play a new version. Uhm, the nice folks at Jackbox Games are letting us use a pre-release version of Quiplash 3. Also new on this episode is our newest video producer. Why don't you say hello?


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[Assistant] Wow, it's been so long since I've had to be funny for work.


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[Assistant] He just, uh, he posts a lot of great pics of my food that I make in my restaurant.


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[Assistant] The street name for chewable vitamin C. That's right. Seems like we're both on the struggle bus on this one.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. A powerful, a powerful omission.


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[Assistant] That's gonna need self care after this. Uh, people would pay good money to see historical footage of...


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[Assistant] But you can do the same thing in a toaster convection oven, which can also toast. Yeah, probably.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back. We're gonna play a quick little round of Fibbage Enough About You. Uhm, because this is the only way we're allowed to ask our new coworkers about themselves. That's it.


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[Assistant] The Guinness World Record that Jena thinks they could probably break is...


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[Assistant] All these are great facts. Uh, this feels like... This is a trap. This is tough. Yeaah. Too obvious. I've known forever.


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[Assistant] Perhaps too obvious, but... Too good. Thinking about that.


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[Assistant] I mean, one of these stories I want to hear, so. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] About Bryan is true. I got in a fight over a Beyblade match. I hit my friend really bad with a boomerang.


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[Assistant] Uhm, thanks again to the Jackbox developers for letting us play this pre-release version of Quicklash 3. Uhm, we'll see you again real soon.


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[Assistant] You said that we would always be Without you I feel lost at sea Through the darkness you'd hide with me Like the wind we'd be wild and free


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[Assistant] Just one flick of that right paw and it is all over.


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[Assistant] A meteoric rise like this in the history of boxing. It was unprecedented.


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[Assistant] This was a symbol of rising expectations of hope and certainly


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[Assistant] In the white communities, there were many who said, yeaah, you finally got it.


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[Assistant] Joe Lewis was born in Alabama. It was a large family. It was a rural family. He was a descendant of a slave owner named James Barrow and his given name was Joseph Lewis Barrow.


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[Assistant] Lewis's father was declared insane and wound up in an institution. He was raised by his mother and his stepfather.


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[Assistant] How Johnson had openly gone around with white women, things which were resented by white America at that time.


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[Assistant] On the night of June 22, 1938, Lewis came out, and this time, instead of waiting to counter, he attacked.


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[Assistant] Joe Lewis was the hero of the hour. Not just to black America, but to all America. For the first time in the history of the US, the national hero was a black man.


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[Assistant] He was a simple man in his own way. He was not a well-educated man. But there was...


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[Assistant] Joe Lewis liked women very much. Women liked him.


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[Assistant] There was booing. For the first time in his life, probably, Lewis was booed.


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[Assistant] And then they use them as a symbol to discourage other taxpayers. You know, you got this guy, you're next.


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[Assistant] Who did not take discrimination, defamation, or insults of any kind lying down was frankly devastating.


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[Assistant] His troubles with the IRS have been straightened out more or less, but he was in many respects the antithesis, certainly physically, of what he had once been.


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[Assistant] All the white people were rooting for Joe's opponent, and all the black people were rooting for Joe.


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[Assistant] Uh, Simone. Oui. How's your skin been lately?


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[Assistant] Something that's hard in all the right places.


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[Assistant] Hmm, drunk. Yes, drunk on shape, color, texture.


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[Assistant] Well, funny enough, I was working at this little coffee shop, uhm, and, uh, Craig actually came in and he said,


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[Assistant] That's it, uh, that, that's perfect. And, uh, you know, I had done some, uh, work in the past in this field, uh, with, uh, Wendy, I think you remember Wendy, uh, and, um,


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[Assistant] But yea, it was just sort of this moment of inspiration where it just sort of snapped and it happened. And it just felt right. Brian?


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[Assistant] Am I gonna see the thing after this?


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[Assistant] Why do you always come to me and like tell me to do things that aren't my job?


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[Assistant] Hey there, Brian, you think you'd be able to, uh, lend me a hand with this a little bit later? I got, I got a, no, I got a lot, a lot coming in today.


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[Assistant] She would think that I'm going to the rain gun shot. Why should I go to the rain gun shot when Smell is two years older and I'm two years smarter in boxing?


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[Assistant] Joe, you want a little blow? Or you want this? To be macho themselves. Hey, I got all the coke you need. You want some?


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[Assistant] Don't tell me what your exhaust you're getting because we want our cars to look a little bit different, alright? Hmm, I'm going with...


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[Assistant] Okay, I got one, I got one. Alright, next! The grill! The grill! You can customize this thing really nicely. I do want the little logo there. Actually, I like this dark one. I'm going for this one.


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[Assistant] I really like the stock one. I think I like the stock one most actually.


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[Assistant] We're keeping the stock one, I'm telling you. Hood! Do you come from the hood, lady?


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[Assistant] Uh, high-end usually. But I feel like they don't- they just don't work with this car. They- they don't look good on the car. So I'm gonna go with a funny one. Let's go SUV or something. Whoa, look at this! Doesn't it look so funny?


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[Assistant] Tires smoke? Okay, make sure you put custom tires on there. Bulletproof tires, make sure you put some good smoke on that one. There you go.


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[Assistant] So that was it! We have, we have it completed. Although I'm not satisfied with two parts of it. So I'm quickly gonna change my front bumper. Actually, I'm keeping my front bumper. You can't change one part about it. There's this like black lip that it has. You can't change it. I don't know why, but I guess it is all it is.


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[Assistant] Sorry, sorry. Alright, so obviously, uh, this car can fly, alright? It's kind of, in my opinion, inspired from the Back to the Future movies. It's got this, like, cool wing on it.


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[Assistant] So if you have your wheels up like this, you kind of hover to start off with, but then when I start aiming up, the wing comes out. And when I go back, it doesn't do that anymore. So that's kind of cool. So I guess in some way it's a hovercraft that can also fly! WAHOO!


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[Assistant] It is awesome. Now obviously we can do really fun challenges with this thing. So first of all, how about we try and land on the mace bank?


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[Assistant] So the maze bank should be right in front of us. Now this thing's actually super steady, so this is not gonna be a big challenge at all.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, we need to go a little higher, so I'm gonna go rotate around it.


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[Assistant] Where are you? Oh, you're on your way. Alright, I'll make- I'll make some space. There you go. There you go.


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[Assistant] So that- that challenge was way too easy. How about we fly this thing underneath bridges? Should we do that?


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[Assistant] Don't flip it. Let's go over here to the LA sewers.


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[Assistant] Uh, which is where we have a bunch of bridges. This thing's actually quite fast as well, cause, I mean, you can fly, so you can just fly over everything and...


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[Assistant] This is great. This is a great car. Alright, we made it to some bridges. So it turns out, by the way, you don't go up and down by using the throttle. You go forwards, and you go backwards.


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[Assistant] You see? You can actually go backwards with this thing. So if you wanna go, if you wanna go up and down, you gotta like aim up, and you gotta aim down. Alright.


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[Assistant] It's the easiest way to control this. Should we, should we, uh, do some bridges? Oh, you're already going on a new one.


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[Assistant] These are way too big. Alright, these are way too big. We could zig-zag it even. Zig-zag, zig-zag. Okay, underneath there, underneath there.


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[Assistant] This is so much fun and it's actually quite easy. Cause it's so steady.


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[Assistant] You crashed into me there, and you can't go underwater with this!


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[Assistant] Alright, Santa, we've made it to the LA highway. Let's turn our cars around like this. I have a cool little challenge.


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[Assistant] Alright, should we, should we like have a little challenge? The first one to make it, to that bridge over there, without hitting any cars wins, alright? You need to count down whenever you're ready.


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[Assistant] The next one, not this one, no, the next one. Okay, ready, you count down. Hey, you're already going!


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[Assistant] A huge boat. Okay, let's go. Oh god. Santa.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, oh, don't flip it. That's, that's the rule. Okay, so should we uh, should we head over to the beach then?


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[Assistant] Oh god, yes! Yes! Great idea. Alright, first let's land on the water. And then we go forwards. Oh god.


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[Assistant] WOAH! YES! It's so cool! It's like they're built for it.


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[Assistant] So, what if we click A? Will the car break? Cause when you click A, you uh, turn into a normal car again.


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[Assistant] I think so. I don't wanna press it. Should we go like to an undeep area where it won't break? Let's go over here.


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[Assistant] Whenever you're ready, I'm going to click on A.


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[Assistant] And I wanna see if the car stays on the water. Okay, ready?


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[Assistant] That's not very nice. At least put your wheels up so you don't hit them with your wheels.


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[Assistant] Wait, there is, there is one part. I'm gonna put a, uh, a marker on the map. I think there is one part where you can go into. Okay, so Santa, go to the left! Go to the left!


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[Assistant] Go through the pier, through the pier. Now you see this like, this fence over here right in front of us? Yeah. Like 50 meters? There is a tunnel. See I got kinda confused there. Oh yes!


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[Assistant] And I can drift underwater! In a tunnel underwater!


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[Assistant] So usually when you flip this car and you flip it for too long, the hovering stops. So we will die.


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[Assistant] So please be a little careful. You know I've been here in real life, it was great. It was great.


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[Assistant] Alright, now we see this construction building.


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[Assistant] Because we've got a vehicle now that's like, it kinda works like a helicopter where you can just stop mid-air. But with the helicopter, you've got all these blades in the way, you can't really park it anywhere. But this thing, no problemo! You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we don't have to wait in the queue to get up here in the parking. Exactly, exactly. Alright, so we've got all these like little gaps. I'm not sure if they're blocked off, but I think we should be able to go in there.


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[Assistant] These are fenced off. How about the one below us?


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[Assistant] There's like, ones below us? There needs to be an entrance somewhere, I know you can enter this place.


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[Assistant] All the way to the top. All the way to the top. All the way to the top.


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[Assistant] Yes. Yeah, this big crane leads to an entrance. I- I mean it's- I know it's open at the top, but there's some parts in the middle of it where you can be- I just can't find him. Okay, now go in there, now go in there.


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[Assistant] She just turned the hovering off, she's like, I'm outta here. You need to be able to go down here somewhere, right?


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[Assistant] We can't drive up here, can we? Uh, yes, we can. Don't do that, that's a really bad idea.


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[Assistant] I don't see you. Okay, I see you. I see you. Okay, go forwards a little bit. A little bit forwards. Okay, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] And why not one more? One for the road. Together.


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[Assistant] Like, uhm, who Harvey Gumbin is tied up with, where he gets his stuff, who he delivers it to.


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[Assistant] Sure happy I'm with a smart fellow like you, Devin Myles.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, when I was in my teens, I was sent up. But I broke out within a month and then I, I met Rocky.


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[Assistant] I felt so sorry seeing him lying there on the cold cement, mortally wounded.


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[Assistant] Now, I'll tell you, we're a couple of idiots.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I thought you were an awfully tough guy, but... No, I don't.


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[Assistant] Johnny, here, I, I bought these for you. Kate's have to walk home.


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[Assistant] And the lady will press it in her girl graduate book and keep it forever and ever.


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[Assistant] Well, Mr. Tough Guy, throwing your weight around, slapping down mugs, buying me flowers. Oh, what an act. Have you got a badge?


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[Assistant] Please, all I'm asking from you is to leave a like on this video. Every like that I get underneath this video is one dollar I get to spend in Grand Theft Auto V.


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[Assistant] So please, get this video to like 200,000 likes, so I can make all my money back. Actually, I need 2 million likes to make all my money back. 2 million likes? Please? Also, if you're not subscribed to the channel just yet, you can click subscribe and I get $10 in GTA, so... That's a little better. Jelly! Ow! Jelly!


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[Assistant] Alright, Jelly, do not blow this one up, okay? Josh, that took you a while. We're finally at Los Santos Customs where I can put some wheels on this thing again. Josh, watch out or I'll blow it up again, alright? No. Josh, let me go in first! No! Heyyyy. Josh! Yeah. Oh. I almost blew you up again, Josh.


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[Assistant] Hello, can you guys customize my car please? How am I allowed to drive in here? I am so confused.


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[Assistant] To the bumper. First, let's start with the front bumper. What is the best looking front bumper? Alright, so it looks like we've got some carbon trim. That looks really really cool. Secondary front bumper, secondary bumper, and splitter. I'm not sure where the splitter would be. I'm not sure why it says that. And then secondary bumper and


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[Assistant] I'm not sure what it all changes. It all looks the same to me. But it might be a color thing. So maybe we should actually do that right away. Let's change the color of this vehicle. So we can do three different colors. A primary color, which is this. Okay, that looks kind of weird. We can do a secondary color, which is this. And a trim color as well.


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[Assistant] I'm really excited to try that out. For the exhaust, currently we've got two beautiful straight pipes. We can turn it into the big bore exhaust, the tuner exhaust, which is even bigger, the race one, even bigger, and the side exit.


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[Assistant] Hmm, not really feeling the side exit on this car to be honest. Or the titanium side exit. It actually looks a little bit better, but I actually kinda like it when uhm, when you can see the exhaust in the back. So I'm going with the race exhaust. Alright, let's change the grill. Currently we've got three mean looking grills, but we can make it a little bit different.


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[Assistant] Okay, we can add some carbon. Oh no, just black. A secondary open grill or a black open grill. It's a little bit boring. Headlight covers. We can cover the headlights. Oh my goodness, Nookie's winking. Uh, we can completely close it. That is strange. Plate to the front. What? Or bull bars. I actually kinda like this. But I wanna make sure that I have something different than Josh. So...


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[Assistant] Let's just go with the bull bars and maybe I'll change it later. So currently we have this stock hood, which is, uh, pretty cool. We can change it to a bunch of different things. Ooh! The dual filter blower. Look at that engine coming out. The large filter blower. Man, you're not gonna be able to see anything. Or the oval intake bug capture. The triple intake bug capture.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, yep, we're going with the triple intake voice. That looks crazy. Now we can change the headlight colors to Xenon, and of course we gotta get a front back and sides neon kit colored green. That's how we do these things. Now the plate color on the back is barely visible, but it's gonna be black and yellow. We can change the rear panel as well.


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[Assistant] But I think black surround on plating looks best. A roll cage on the inside, of course we're gonna need that. We're gonna put a roll cage in there with drag seats. The roof can be changed to a carbon roof, I like that. We can add skirts on the side of the vehicle, just boring skirts to be honest, nothing really cool. We can add a nice spoiler, okay. The tuner wing, the race wing.


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[Assistant] This stock spoiler, hmm. Okay, I'll go with the, uh, I'll go with the mid-level spoiler wing. I kinda look, I kinda like that. Alright, for the wheels, currently we've got these, uh, these, these, of course, Mustang-looking wheels. We gotta change it a little bit, you know? I wanna make it look cool. Now, I always prefer carbon wheels, so...


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[Assistant] What about the carbon R? And then we can also, I think, add a nice little trim around it. Oh yes we can!


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[Assistant] Perfect. And of course they're gonna have cruise smoke. Oh goodness. The windows are going to be limo. And last, but not least, we've got deliveries. So we gotta, we gotta check the color of the car now. Currently it's very green. We can add stripes. Dual red stripes. Dual blue stripes. The billboard.


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[Assistant] Whoa, I actually kinda like that, that looks cool. But it's only on one side? No, it's on both sides. The black racer stripes? Okay, looks, looks alright. Now I gotta make sure that mine looks better than Josh's. So, uh, this is kinda cool, kinda like camo looking thing. Oh, what is this?


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness, I am definitely going for this one.


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[Assistant] That is mad. What happens if I like change the secondary color now? Oh my goodness, it becomes super mean. All of a sudden this car is very, very mean. Look at that. Man, this is sick. I gotta see if this car is better than Josh's.


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[Assistant] Uhm, first let's do the interior real quick though, which is gonna be white. Might look a little bit strange. Nahhh. Yeah, it looks a little bit strange. Let's change that. Olive green. That might be better.


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[Assistant] What is that? I thought your color was red, my friend. It is! Where is the red? Look, under the car, you can see red, okay? Oh, yeah, that's actually pretty cool. Let's bring him into the light, cause I can't actually see it in the dark. Yeah, mine's in the dark right now, but BOOM!


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[Assistant] It's in the life. Look at that to us. Yup, so at the front, of course, I've got this beautiful grill, which means that I can basically crash into you without getting any damage. Uh, we've got a nice little, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've got limo windows with a nice little tiny spoiler at the back, which does a lot more aerodynamics. Oh, it's his bravado on the back, that's cool. Yeah, it's his bravado on the back with the blocked off, uh, thing.


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[Assistant] And, I've got rear exhausts, not side exhausts, and a sp-


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[Assistant] And then, on the back, we've got another blocked out set of lights, and the wheelie bar thing. Oh, and obviously the spoiler. A different spoiler, and you've got side exhausts, I see. I, I think we should test this out then. I think we shall! I'm really curious to see what's gonna happen with this, uh, wheelie bar and the parachute. Like, what is it gonna do?


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[Assistant] So how does it perform, Jelly? It's a muscle car, which means it's very, very heavy. I just, I just drifted out. Doesn't matter, lady. Don't worry, I got like a front bumper thing. Just grassed into somebody, Josh. It's not great.


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[Assistant] I think we can, wait, let's just break it. I got a front bumper. Okay, here we go. It works, it works. So, no, we gotta back up more, we gotta get some like proper speed, you know? I'm, okay, you know what, you go first, I'm gonna watch you, and then click a couple buttons, like, think about it, you need to click A. I'll, I'll click everything, Josh. I will click every button, every button I can imagine. Alright, here we go! Woo! Click it! No! I clicked F! Ahh!


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[Assistant] Ahhhh, Josh, what is wrong with you? I'll push you out of it, I'll push you out of it. I got it, I got it, I got it. It's cause the wheelie bar. Alright, Jelly, you try it then. Ohhh. Yeaah, I don't think we can maintain the wheelie.


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[Assistant] This is the most pathetic wheelie I've ever seen. Oh! I just had it for a bit there. Yeah, that was actually a pretty good one. Maybe we need to get like bigger wheels or something, but I don't know, I don't think that's gonna do anything. It looks pretty cool, Jelly. Yeah, it does. We haven't done a muscle car in a long time. Oh, I love muscle cars. Oh! Oh, you had that for a second. I had a little two-goer there. Maybe it's with the little hill here, you know?


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[Assistant] Nice. And a bo- Oh, Jelly, not that direction. Silly. Alright. Have a good day. Thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you enjoyed it, click on that subscribe button. And also, make sure to check out the new exclusive Jelly Army t-shirts on jellystore.com.


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[Assistant] Chapter 13. Underland without the Queen.


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[Assistant] All felt that they had earned what Scrubb called a breather.


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[Assistant] The witch had locked the door and told the earth men not to disturb her. So there was no danger of interruption for the present. The first business was of course Puddlegum's burnt foot.


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[Assistant] Rillian explained that there were quite a lot of outlets by which one could get to the surface. He'd been taken out through most of them at one time or another, but he'd never gone out alone, only with the witch.


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[Assistant] What the Earthmen would say if he went down to the harbor without the witch and with four strangers and simply ordered a ship no one could guess, but most likely they would ask awkward questions. On the other hand, the new outlet


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[Assistant] They could probably dig themselves out by that route in a few hours, if they could only get there without being stopped, and if only they found the diggings unguarded. But those were the difficulties. If you ask me, began Puddleglum when Scrub interrupted, I say, he asked, what's that noise? I've been wondering that for some time, said Jill. They had all, in fact, been hearing the noise, but it had begun and increased so gradually


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[Assistant] That they did not know when they had first noticed it. For a time, it had been only a vague disquiet, like gentle winds or traffic very far away. Then it swelled to a murmur like the sea. Then came rumblings and rushings. Now, there seemed to be voices as well, and also a steady roaring that was not voices. By the lions, said Prince Rillian,


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[Assistant] Made a red patch on the roof of the underworld, thousands of feet above them.


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[Assistant] So that they could see a rocky ceiling which had perhaps been hidden in darkness ever since


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[Assistant] Came from the far side of the city so that many buildings, grim and great, stood up blackly against it.


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[Assistant] But it also cast its light down many streets that ran from it towards the castle. And in those streets something very strange was going on.


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[Assistant] There were figures darting about by ones or twos or threes.


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[Assistant] They behaved like people who do not want to be seen lurking in shadow behind buttresses or in doorways.


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[Assistant] There came a low rumbling roar which grew steadily louder and was already shaking the whole city.


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[Assistant] What happened to the Earthmen? said Scrub. Is it them shouting? It is hardly possible, said the Prince.


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[Assistant] I should say that was the central fires of the earth breaking out to make a new volcano. We'll be in the middle of it, I shouldn't wonder. Look at that ship, said Scrub. Why is it coming on so quickly? No one's rowing it. Look, look, said the Prince. The ship is already far this side of the harbour. It's in the street. Look.


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[Assistant] All the ships are driving into the city. By my head the sea's rising. The flood is upon us.


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[Assistant] This castle stands on high ground, but the water comes on grimly fast. What can be happening? cried Jill.


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[Assistant] Fire and water and all those people dodging about the streets. I'll tell you what it is, said Puddlegum.


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[Assistant] That witch has laid a train of magic spells so that whenever she was killed,


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[Assistant] She's the sort that wouldn't so much mind dying herself if she knew that the chap who killed her was going to be burned, or buried, or drowned five minutes later. Has hit it, friend Wiggle, said the prince. When our swords hacked off the witch's head, that stroke ended all her magic works, and now the deep lands are falling to pieces. We are looking on the end of the underworld. That's it, sir, said Puddlegum.


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[Assistant] Unless it should happen to be the end of the whole world. But are we just going to stay here and wait? gasped Jill. Not by my counsel, said the Prince.


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[Assistant] I would save my horse, Colblack, and the witch's snowflake, a noble beast and worthy of a better mistress, which are both stabled in the courtyard. After that, let us make shift to get out to high ground and pray that we shall find an outlet. The horses can carry two each at need, and if we put them to it, they may outstrip the flood. Will your highness not put on armor? asked Puddleglum. I don't like the look of those. And he pointed down to the street.


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[Assistant] They behaved like modern soldiers in an attack, making rushes and taking cover, anxious not to be seen from the castle windows.


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[Assistant] He left the room and returned with a strange light in his eyes a moment later. Look, friends, he said, holding out the shield towards them. An hour ago it was black and without device, and now this. The shield had turned bright as silver, and on it, redder than blood or cherries, was the figure of the lion. Doubtless said the prince,


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[Assistant] This signifies that Aslan will be our good lord, whether he means us to live or die, and all's one for that.


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[Assistant] Now, by my counsel, we shall all kneel and kiss his likeness, and then all shake hands, one with another, as true friends that may shortly be parted. And then, let us descend into the city, and take the adventure that he's sent us. And they all did as the prince had said. But when Scrubb shook hands with Jill, he said, So long, Jill. Sorry I've been a funk and so ratty. Hope you get safe home. And Jill said,


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[Assistant] So long, Eustace, and I'm sorry I've been such a pig. And this was the first time they'd ever used Christian names, because one didn't do it at school.


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[Assistant] Tony, when did you arrive? I got your telegram, but you didn't say anything about the time. Where can I meet you?


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[Assistant] Fountain? Wonderful. I'll be there. I can't wait to see you, Tony.


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[Assistant] Uncle Jim still doesn't like anything about us. I can't even mention your name to him.


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[Assistant] Used to live around here, right? I used to live right there. This training mate used to be the weed dispensary I went to, but now it's an Australian gym. Really? Yea. Isn't that weird? That Australians all decided to work out together.


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[Assistant] I've learned one thing that I can finally take you down in a wrestle. That was the highlight.


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[Assistant] I haven't done this in so long, I had to look up my own videos to see...


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[Assistant] What I played last when I was going pro on Wii Sports Resort. It's been two months. So that means I have a 100 pin game and spin control game.


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[Assistant] To GoPro-ing. And by the way though, on Spin Control?


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[Assistant] I got a platinum on that. On regular Wii Sports? The only platinum I've ever gotten on Wii Sports


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[Assistant] Is in spin control, so I expect that one to be a absolute


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[Assistant] Piece of cake. What is it, a year and a half ago, I went for the perfect 100 pin game, and I eventually got it. I'm playing on my Wii U, so my Mii selection sucks.


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[Assistant] We're gonna have to go with guest E. And it doesn't say progress, so it's gonna be like, we didn't even frickin' do this, but whatever. The video is the pudding. And the proof is in the pudding.


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[Assistant] Now, Guesty looks weird, doesn't she? She looks like an old woman.


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[Assistant] That is shocking. I was not expecting that.


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[Assistant] No, nevermind. I was about to hypothesize me getting the perfect game. First try. Let's try normal throw.


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[Assistant] I'm kind of impressed. That was 97, that was all of them but 3.


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[Assistant] That was 97 again. There's nothing I can't do. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T DO! I think I got another. Wow! That's hard to do. This is actually a really good game that I'm having.


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[Assistant] Wow, I ended with three strikes, really? That's shocking. 1860. That has to be worth a lot of experience. Yea, that's max.


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[Assistant] That's Max experience. That was a really good game. That's the classic one pin remain standing throw. Somehow.


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[Assistant] I did it again. The one pin remaining standing throw. I'm not getting many strikes. I'm getting a lot of spares. Or not. Nothing.


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[Assistant] But given how much experience I got on the last game, I don't think, I don't think going pro is really gonna be a challenge on this.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be if I get a wild hair on my ass to try to get a perfect game.


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[Assistant] Which I've never done on normal throwing. I only got the perfect game using the cheat strat. And I'm not doing too bad. I go on these streaks where I really...


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[Assistant] It's gotta be so perfect, otherwise you get one fucking pin that doesn't fall.


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[Assistant] Why do I, why do I become so clutch in the last frickin' frame?


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[Assistant] I figured I might have went too far over. And I did! I still end up getting a frickin-


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[Assistant] Wow, that's incredible. Three strikes to end the game again. Now I'm at 2095. A perfect game on, on this is 3000. Uh, but that's still.


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[Assistant] That feels really good. I kinda want this perfect game now.


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[Assistant] Okay. I feel good about our progress with going pro. I wanna kinda up the ante on myself a little bit and get this perfect game.


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[Assistant] If I can get this spare pickup still, I'll continue on, but if not, I gotta restart.


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[Assistant] I can only get two strikes in a row, and then...


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[Assistant] I don't wanna continue on, but at this point it's stupid for me not to get the experience.


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[Assistant] I'm getting the maximum amount of experience, every game.


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[Assistant] I just saw it. I saw these strikes.


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[Assistant] Man, that throw has a weakness and it is the, what, what pin number is that?


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[Assistant] I found my weakness. Or the pin has found my weakness. Wait.


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[Assistant] I hate that pin. I really do. It's stupid. It looks ugly. It's dumb.


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[Assistant] I could have been pro probably a long time ago at this point, but.


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[Assistant] You know who doesn't have a nice cock? Pin 5. It's stupid and ugly.


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[Assistant] But still, you look the same as pin 5, so, you're stupid.


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[Assistant] Hooray. That, I could have damn near speed ran going pro in this.


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[Assistant] That's what I should have done. Instead of going for the perfect game, I should have speed ran it. Cause all, it only took me five games to go pro.


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[Assistant] The margin for error on this one is very small, making me think that this has already been refined to the point that it's very hard to beat. So first place is 8 minutes and 26 seconds. Second is 8 minutes 35, then 8 minutes 43, 8 minutes 44, 8 minutes 47.


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[Assistant] Then you go to 9 minutes 20 seconds, 9 minutes 31, 9.43, 9.48, 9.52.


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[Assistant] 1008, 1011, 1015, 1033, 1043, 1140. You know, it's like, everyone's right there. You know what I mean? Something tells me I ain't going to crack that one. I'm sure I can make it on the list as there's only 20 entries.


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[Assistant] In the 20th place is 25 minutes and 2 seconds. I think I should give it a shot. I think I should give it a shot though. I don't know when it starts. I'm just gonna, I think I'm just gonna assume. I'm gonna assume it starts when you hit okay.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, lookit, my timer actually works. Aw, I just wasted some time. I don't know. Hopefully, hopefully that's actually when it starts, but.


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[Assistant] I'm guessing you gotta get as many strikes as possible because that makes it quicker. You don't gotta play that second throw.


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[Assistant] So strikes are important. If I get a frickin' perfect game in this, I'm gonna shit on myself.


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[Assistant] If, if Nutsack Pin didn't exist, we'd have the world record plus 13 perfect games. But Nutsack Pin exists.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, I'm pooping myself sideways now. And then it insists on me watching the ball go all the way down the dark tunnel.


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[Assistant] I wonder if it's better to just, flunk this. Well, cause, do we have enough to get, oops, that was, that is not a time save. That is not a time save! I wanna, I wanna miss that pin, otherwise I gotta take another throw. I'm trying to take care of that, but he's on this, that's it. Alright, two minutes, four seconds, we're only a bit away there. We're ten in pace, that's not good. We're not setting speed, we're doing nothing. We're over ten in pace, we're getting over twelve in pace. I'm on pace, we're fucking, uh, uh, twenty points. Let's go for a miracle stretch here, and, yea, that's nice.


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[Assistant] I don't think I'm setting a world record. I don't think I'm even getting close. I think you're witnessing the 19th place run here.


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[Assistant] Which is still a world record in a way. It's just the world record 19 fastest. Out of 20. And I just missed that. That is not a time save.


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[Assistant] Okay, once again I wanna miss this last one because otherwise...


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[Assistant] Am I fucking stupid or just dumb? I intentionally missed that one.


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[Assistant] I guess I assured I got the 200 points. I'm at 400. 40% of the way there. So I gotta double this and then add a half. Holy shit. We are not making good time. Wow. And now I'm choking. That actually was a- How was that a strike?


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[Assistant] If I was at 800 right now, I'd feel pretty good about myself, but instead I'm only at, uhm, 600, so...


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[Assistant] And that was a pretty good game. A lot of strikes. I mean, that was mostly strikes. So...


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[Assistant] Uh, there's a chance, I think I'm gonna finish before 20 minutes. So I'm going to be 19th. But I don't think I'm beating anyone else. So shout out to the person that submitted their 20 minute run. Cause you're the only thing that makes me feel better about myself.


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[Assistant] I don't need to see whatever I was seeing there. Okay, well this game is going terribly.


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[Assistant] We gotta hope I even get 200 experience points here. Yea, I'm, I'm, I don't know how you can do much worse right now.


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[Assistant] Wow, this is terrible. This is really bad. This is really freaking bad.


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[Assistant] I only have one spare and one strike this entire game. Two strikes.


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[Assistant] But now I have an action throw too, since I striked.


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[Assistant] Man, how fitting. How fitting that you stand up on my last throw. Is that it? When does it end?


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[Assistant] How embarrassing. I'm not even the 19th fastest in the world at going pro in a 100 pin on Wii Sports Resort Bowling.


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[Assistant] Yes, said Glimtother, I think very likely he would, but the king's away, and Crumpkin


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[Assistant] Come on then, said Glimtether, I'll take one. Who'll take the other?


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[Assistant] No, I said zip out loud! To signify my zip!


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[Assistant] Well, you could've at least made a fuckin' sound! Hey, wait! Go back up to the desk! There was like a zoom in on your crotch right here. Look at that.


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[Assistant] I believe I'm to be placed next to you at dinner. I'm flattered. I had no idea Mrs. Lauder thought so well of me.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Loudow will, as it were, get her money back, don't you worry.


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[Assistant] With all the pains one takes to run about the world, one ends knowing nothing. Is that your opinion of us?


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[Assistant] Florentine, my bronzino. My father brought it back from Italy. You and you used to hang in the passage and one thought nothing of it. Until recently. But come now, don't you see the likeness?


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[Assistant] We must all take the greatest care over her I feel. This way?


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[Assistant] But you should, with that tremendous staircase down to the courtyard. And there ought always to be people at the top and bottom in, uh, very nasy costumes to see you do it.


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[Assistant] No, it's not suitable for that. Besides, you mustn't treat us all so badly. Well, you know, don't you, that we're all just a little bit in love with you. And you weren't born to make us miserable. You were born to make us all happy.


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[Assistant] Do you remember something I said to you that day at Matcham? Or if I didn't, then I fully meant to.


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[Assistant] It's too monstrous that one can't ask you as a friend what one so much wants to know.


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[Assistant] Why did you miss anything? You're the one person in the world, surely, for whom it shouldn't be necessary. You see, I know what you want.


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[Assistant] Not forced, I hope. Is it so inconceivable that you should do so of your own accord?


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[Assistant] Ah, but I am serious, Mr. Yu. You may not know it, but I have never been more so in my life.


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[Assistant] Ah, but by the same token, I also know that she happens to be very much in love with a particular person.


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[Assistant] Hello, and welcome to Overboard, Polygon's board and card game show. Today we're stepping into the virtual realm of Tabletop Simulator to play the classic game of Galactic Calvin Ball, Cosmic Encounter.


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[Assistant] They'll need to establish five of these foreign colonies to win, and if more than one player hits that magic number on the same turn, they can win together.


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[Assistant] Throughout the game, players take turns having encounters, which are broken down into eight phases.


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[Assistant] We'll explain each of these as we go along, but it's important to know which phase you're in while playing, since some actions can only be taken in certain phases. During an encounter, the person whose turn it is draws from a Destiny deck to randomly determine who they will attack.


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[Assistant] And then aim a warp gate at one of their planets. The remaining players can choose to ally with either the offense or defense by sending some extra ships, so everyone can be involved in the encounter even if it's not their turn. Naturally, this means there will be a lot of haggling, begging, and intimidating.


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[Assistant] Cajoling someone to ally with you or convincing them not to ally with your enemy can be the difference between a successful encounter or a failed one. So how do you ensure a successful encounter? Easy.


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[Assistant] You just play an encounter card with a big number on it. It's similar to the classic card game War, but with spaceships.


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[Assistant] Add the number on your card to the number of spaceships on your side and the bigger number wins. If you don't feel like going to war, you can also try to negotiate. I say try because if your opponent doesn't have a negotiate card or lies about having one, you automatically lose the encounter. Seems simple enough, right?


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[Assistant] No. Cosmic Encounter is similar to Calvin Ball in that the rules are constantly getting mucked up. For starters, each player is a different alien.


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[Assistant] And each alien has a different power that allows them to break the rules. For example, someone's power might be getting to choose who players have an encounter with rather than having them be randomly assigned.


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[Assistant] Another person's power might be that their ships never die. One player might even have an alternative way to win the game. There are 50 different aliens in the game, and it's important to note that they are not balanced. Some alien powers are significantly better than others, and it's up to the players to work together to balance out an overpowered alien. Remember,


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[Assistant] Multiple players can win the game together, but powers aren't the only way to mess with the game's rules. In addition to having encounter cards in their hand, players also have reinforcements, artifacts,


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[Assistant] And Flare cards. We'll explain these cards as they come up, but each of them lets the player bend the rules in some way. Protecting ships from destruction, nullifying alien powers, boosting your side in an encounter.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I've given you all a hand of cards, and then I am going to also draw a card from the Destiny deck to determine who goes first. It is yellow.


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[Assistant] You have the power to hurt yourself at the start of any player's regroup phase before the offense retrieves a ship from the warp. Use this power to win the game if you have lost all of your ships.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you couldn't win concurrently my way, but I can, we can certainly do it the normal way.


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[Assistant] Uhm, hmm. I still have to figure out how many ships I'm sending over right now.


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[Assistant] I think it should be pretty obvious that I'm not gonna ask for help, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm gonna go ahead and grab my encounter card. Anything else you would need to do right now, Clayton? Do I? Uhm, no.


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[Assistant] Okay, great. Well, uh, let's go ahead and flip these cards on three. You count. One, two, three.


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[Assistant] Oh good. Alright. You annihilate me. Fantastic.


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[Assistant] Yes, you get to do a second encounter because you won your first.


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[Assistant] Hey, if I can win the other way, you don't have to worry. Okay, okay. So here's my thought.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, Pat, it is your turn. Oh, somebody's written a message for me. Oh. Yep.


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[Assistant] I'm just leaving my notes on the table to remember for later.


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[Assistant] I would argue that I'm a very good ally because I will always go hard.


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[Assistant] So Simone, you are still allowed to ask for allies in case Pat's being, uh...


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[Assistant] Yeah, remember all of you, this actually doesn't apply to me, but all of you need to keep at least three of your home colonies in order to keep your alien power.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Simone, you can save your negotiate for later if you'd like.


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[Assistant] Pat you had a successful encounter. You may take another.


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[Assistant] Well, it's been real. Coulda shoulda woulda.


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[Assistant] So we'll actually get through the alliance phase first and then it'll be planning phase and that's when you need to draw one. So just card your entire hand and draw a new eight cards.


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[Assistant] Just double checking, uh, since I helped defend and we won, I get two of my things back from the warp and then an extra card. Should I just pull? Yep. Is that right? Yep. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Alright, so that was an unsuccessful encounter, so Simone's turn has come to an end. And it is my turn. Once again, Jenna. Hello!


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[Assistant] Uhm, but, I am gonna ask for all allies, anyone who wants to join, we're gonna win this. And by win, I mean lose? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, well now, yes, as defense you would win this tie if both of our encounter cards were zero. Uhm, so now it's your turn to ask for allies.


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[Assistant] Interesting. Okay. Okay, so you've selected your card. I'm going to play Kamakazi. As a main player, after encounters are selected but before they are revealed, you may send up to four of your ships that are not in the encounter to the warp to add three to your sites total for each ship's sacrifice. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] Technically yes, but the only way mine die are if I have encounters and you guys, oh, you know what? I did forget. I should have gotten one at the beginning of the turn. I cannot choose not to.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and its effect doesn't happen, so I- Is that what it says? Yes. I guess I take my ships back. Dang it.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, but do you realize I can just try to fail this negotiation and I lose three ships? Are you sure you want to do that?


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[Assistant] Although, beginning of my turn, I have no encounter cards, which I wish I did because I want to keep some of these. And it is special.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you can join me if I ask you, but I'm not going to. You can also join Simone if she asks you to defend. It'll just be separate from what you already have on there.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Simone, I'm sorry, I cannot negotiate with you. Hands are tied. Okay. I am going to send four ships.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna take alliances from not pat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's fine. Alright, so I've got my card. I've got my card.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's that five again. So we win.


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[Assistant] Going now. Uh, so, uh, do you, do you just wanna like, I'll, I'll put one of mine on one of yours, and you put one of yours on one of mine? Does that seem fair? Just like, I'll-


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[Assistant] Great, awesome, then let's do it. Okay. Negotiation complete.


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[Assistant] I mean, for a negotiation, yea, it's a handshake. It does put Brian up closer to winning, but-


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[Assistant] There's a chance with giving cards to people. Again, I'm willing to win as a team in this game.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, you totally do. Uhm, Brian, because Gina sent three ships to attack you, you need to draw three cards from her hand randomly. And you can just literally grab them.


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[Assistant] Bingo, great. Okay, now let's draw a Destiny card and see who is gonna be cool with me.


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[Assistant] Oh, but he will win. He will win if he takes this.


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[Assistant] So, I'm gonna put a lot of things onto this hyperspace, and if anyone wants to join me just for one last hurrah, uh, Jenna, you can win with me if you were to ally with me.


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[Assistant] Funny how this turned out. I will say this, I'm pretty confident we can stop them. So, Jenna, or Simone and Pat, you can both join my side.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, and then I can't do anything else. So we're ready to flip? Anybody else? Yea, you call it. 3... 2... 1...


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[Assistant] I think it just turns into zero. I don't think there's negatives. Uhm, so zero plus the amount of ships we have, which is six. I am gonna see what happens if I play this. Uhm, it is the human flair card. Uhm, as a main player, if your opponent is not the human.


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[Assistant] So now I am technically at 42 plus 3, so 45 plus 6.


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[Assistant] And then my, our ships, me and my allies. So 26. It's 26, while you guys are at 3. And then I still have 23 plus 8. 8. So. So again, unless my allies have something they can do. I, I can play another one of these, I may as well, but it's still not enough. Oh god.


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[Assistant] This has been, uh, Cosmic Encounter, played inside of Tabletop Simulator, in an episode of Polygon's board and card game show, Overboard. Thanks for joining us. See y'all around real soon. Bye!


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] Sometimes when Terry took off a good trick, she would find her and give her a blow.


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[Assistant] With that mind, she turned and staggered from the room. Terry watched her go with mixed feelings.


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[Assistant] As soon as the door closed Terry ran over and locked it.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uuuh.


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[Assistant] There was just enough left in the package to make up two more hits. Her conscience disturbed her for a moment.


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[Assistant] Terry took her time fixing up


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[Assistant] So uhm, uuuh.


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[Assistant] She lay back on the bed and went into a deep nod, the spikes still dangling from her arm.


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[Assistant] Minnie made her way onto the hotel and headed straight for Porky's.


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[Assistant] Big A had led her in the apartment.


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[Assistant] God damn, that stomach of yours is stickin' out a fuckin' mile. I bet that box is hot as an oven, Porky said from his large chair.


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[Assistant] How you can stand working out there in all that cold weather without any pants on is beyond me," he said, still feeling under her dress. She opened her legs wider and stood wide-legged. I'm sorry, Porky. You gon' help me? There was much more than just begging in her voice. There was the sound of total despair.


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[Assistant] Will you listen to that, Ed?


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[Assistant] This was one of those smart-ass bitches that talked plenty shit a few months ago. That was none of me, she answered quickly, then tried to shift the blame.


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[Assistant] You know that's Terry who always talk smart to you, Porky, not me. All you dope things are the same, Porky stated brutally. You ain't got no respect for nobody.


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[Assistant] Terry been taking care of your habit most of this winter. Yeah, here you are, ready to sell her out for a fix.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Her sickness had her in such a way that anything went, no matter what if she could get a fix out of it.


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[Assistant] Take your clothes off, Porky demanded.


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[Assistant] First he experimented to see how many of his fingers he could stick up her at one time. Growing tired of this, he tried inserting his huge fist. Next he got up and released one of his large German police dogs. He brought the dog back to the bed and lifted him up between her legs. Suddenly many realized what was about to happen to her. She twisted her head into the pillow.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] Take it across to your place and do it. I don't want to see your freakish ass for a while.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] It was not the first time he had seen a woman come out of Porky's room looking as though she had peeped into the bottomless pit of hell. Some, like Minnie, looked as though Porky had taken away their very souls, leaving only shell. Minnie made her way across the street and into her room, not really knowing how she got there. The dope was still clutched tightly in her hand.


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[Assistant] She stared at it curiously for a second, then got up and dumped it all in a cooker. As she worked without thought, her mind drifted back through the past. Life had always been difficult.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uuuh.


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[Assistant] tears ran down her cheeks as she saw what kind of life she would have to offer her baby. She struck two matches and lit up the bottom of the cooker.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] The thought of her child, coming into the world as a dope fiend satender.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] The pain made her release the matches and the cooker. Dope spattered all over as the cooker took a bounce when it hit the varnished floor. She stared down at the spreading puddle of heroin. It had all been for nothing, she thought. Her mind began to play tricks on her. What had been for nothing? For a moment she couldn't remember anything.


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] Her mother's anger, directed more at her than at the man.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] How many times had she lain in this very room, sick, knowing there was a way around her problem?


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[Assistant] The idea of not waking up sick anymore brought a slight smile to her lips. She undressed slowly, removing all her clothing. She hesitated briefly, wondering if she should wash.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] She reached up toward the ceiling and grabbed the chain the light bulb hung from.


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[Assistant] She removed the light bulb and placed her clothesline around the chain.


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[Assistant] Her legs kicked viciously reaching out for some support, but she kicked over the chair.


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[Assistant] The shadow on the wall revealed a grotesque dance of despair, an ending of horror. The beginning of peace.


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[Assistant] While Porky dressed slowly, preparing to keep a monthly appointment with the Vice Detectives to pay them their blood money in order to keep on dealing poison, Teddy ran through alleys from the cab driver he had just stuck up.


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[Assistant] Six funky ass dollars, he thought angrily.


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[Assistant] I risked my life for six stankin' ass dollars. He started the car up.


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[Assistant] One of them would have to go for gas, he reasoned, staring down at the gas gauge.


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[Assistant] When he reached Porkies, he had to stand in line with two other addicts who were trying to get credit.


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[Assistant] Bear, a short dark negro with a long scar across his face cursed, I spend close to a hundred dollars a day with you bastards, Ed." He yelled angrily. "'I ain't but three dollars short, man. I know you can stand that." Big Ed shook his head. "'Porky's in the bedroom, Bear."


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[Assistant] I just went and asked him about it man, and he said he ain't giving no credit up to date. Lenny, Bear's hustling partner spoke up.


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[Assistant] We didn't have no Connors, Mornin' Ed. That's why we were short.


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[Assistant] Now Teddy here got some transportation, so we'll have some cash in about an hour.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] He stared at Gigi, who was cradling a shotgun across his knees.


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[Assistant] Nigga don't point that gun in my direction. He stated, his eyes flashing fire.


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[Assistant] You punks get these funky ass jobs of being doorman and let it go to your goddamn heads! He yelled in Big Ed's face.


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[Assistant] The fortune teller told me I was gonna clean up.


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[Assistant] Say, when he starts to play, the kids begin to trail him. And they all say, hooray for Pete the Piper.


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[Assistant] People gather round when they hear the sound The camels are coming hooray, hooray When their lively feet catch the piper's beat They start to sway and then it isn't long Till all the folks are dancing, their hearts are gay When he will play them a song


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[Assistant] He's disarming, alarming, charming and gay. First he steals your heart, then he throws it away.


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[Assistant] He will tell you of tropical nights, make you dream of a thousand delights. First you hold your hand, say you're simply grand, and soon you're thinking his way.


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[Assistant] It is a very scary situation where you have a perfectly healthy 17 year old female and 48 hours later she's dying.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll explain. So, let's say if I had


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[Assistant] What do you wanna do instead? Just sit here on this couch and just drink this beer. That's it.


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[Assistant] Listen! It just happens that way, it's Uno.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's uh, somebody's holding all the cards right now and I really would like them.


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[Assistant] So, I just noticed this, so if you draw like the appropriate card


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[Assistant] Uhm, does anybody else have any other house rules for Uno that like,


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[Assistant] Oh damn it. You. Oh no. What a shame. Hate to see it.


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[Assistant] We played spoons a lot during high school, but we basically had to use plastic spoons, and it was one of those things where everyone had their own tactics, and it was my favorite thing, or just like, people just slowly...


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[Assistant] You just gotta remember to pre-click it, if not, you're gonna get caught.


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[Assistant] I really believe that my daughter's constitutional rights were violated, uhm, and as a concerned parent, and a responsible parent, I hope.


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[Assistant] And he said uhm, also I want to, you know, do my face in black. They thought it was inappropriate and it would be disrespectful to black people. But I say that it's not. I like black people.


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[Assistant] Hello, Duke. Well, Mike, any luck today?


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[Assistant] Well you see, as I said, he had been working for us for some time when...


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[Assistant] The first place I can remember well was a pleasant field with a pond of clear water in it. Trees made shadows over the pond, and water plants grew at the deep end. On one side was another field, and on the other side we looked over a gate at our master's house, which stood by the roadside.


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[Assistant] At the top of our field were more tall trees, and at the bottom was a fast running stream.


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[Assistant] While I was young, I lived on my mother's milk. But as soon as I was old enough to eat grass, my mother went out to work during the day and came back in the evening.


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[Assistant] There were six other young horses in the field. Although they were older than I was.


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[Assistant] We all galloped together round the field and had great fun. But sometimes the others would kick and bite.


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[Assistant] J.B. Johann Bergstrom. Well, these initials are identical with those we picked up in Bergstrom's shack. He doesn't know you took this.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah? You better check this, the first chance you get. Bring that stuff downstairs.


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[Assistant] Hmm. Beautiful weapons, these asthmatics.


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[Assistant] Your landlady, Mrs. Thompson, she's a remarkable woman. You'll see.


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[Assistant] You know what some of the kids were asking? Did you see the body?


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[Assistant] I know that the last month has been rough. But today, I remember that life with Donald Trump can also be pretty funny.


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[Assistant] I was, I was thinking about this today because Trump had his most important meetings with a foreign leader yet. When Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu came to the very famous White House and, uh, had a conversation. And look,


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[Assistant] Just listen to him give his views on whether Israelis and Palestinians should live in two separate states or one.


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[Assistant] Because what's the one thing most leaders struggle with when talking to Israel? It's figuring out how to broach the sensitive topic of illegal settlements. Uh, but as I said, most leaders struggle.


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[Assistant] Do I play Wii Sports Baseball and go for the 99 to 0 game again? I haven't done that in a long time. Or do I go back to going after Platinums and go after the hardest Platinum on the game? It has been forever since I played Baseball. We're playing Baseball.


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[Assistant] I'm going to see if I can get close to that 99 to 0 game, which is possible. What a matchup. I'm playing this on my Wii U.


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[Assistant] That is why BeefBoss has zero skill level. If you remember on my Wii, we're also going after 3000 skill level or whatever the maximum skill level is, which is...


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[Assistant] Something big. It's like 3000, isn't it? 3999, something like that. I can't remember it. I have to look it up. But we're also going after that. If anything is nearly impossible, I'm going after it. But it is technically possible


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[Assistant] It's not a great start to a 99 to 0 game. A 99 to 0 game is possible. It's just very unlikely. Especially when you're batting like this.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll get her again. I actually got on a base.


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[Assistant] I just need 102 more singles, and I will have 99 points, which is the maximum.


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[Assistant] And Kintaro's a hero today. Why can I not hit a home run? Why am I just hitting balls? Or not even hitting balls. Right into the ground.


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[Assistant] Probably shouldn't have hit that. Oh, I finally hit a dinger.


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[Assistant] Okay, we have one out in a dream. We have all we need for a mercy rule, so we can't-


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[Assistant] Oh, great catcha, Lisa! Sure you're better at catching with your mouth, you little-


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[Assistant] Why do we keep on getting her every time? This is a 64 skill level Alisa by the way. That is very low.


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[Assistant] A 70. Still low, but not as low as last time. We had the low low Alisa. And we could not...


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[Assistant] I mean, we got two outs right out the bat! I couldn't hit the ball! I'm not swinging at everything. Oh boy, okay, alright, no that's alright.


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[Assistant] Right into Abby's glove. How, how convenient. That was a rocket too.


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[Assistant] Helen, it's so weird having the computer a, uh, the com- the- the computer me's on my team, instead of my own me's.


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[Assistant] So far, all the me's on my team aren't any me's that I strongly-


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[Assistant] I-I have feelings for her. Thank you, Alisa, for... ...gurring. I appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Lisa, you just got out, Pierre. It's not as big of a deal as the crowds making it seem.


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[Assistant] We do have a 4-0, so that's fine. We just strike them out real quick. This is the closest we've gotten so far. 92 more. She's sweating. Oh boy, I'm sweating. Don't get nervous now, just keep to the plan.


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[Assistant] How is that, that looked like it was going so far and then all of a sudden it just falls?


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[Assistant] Don't look now, we only need 90 more. One more run and we're in the 80s left to go.


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[Assistant] Oh, fuck me, that's, that's a- she's already exclamation pointing and I fricking exclamation pointed myself. Oh, turd nuggets.


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[Assistant] Oh no. Oh thank. I think that's gonna be a foul.


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[Assistant] Abby tried, Abby was running her tits off to get there.


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[Assistant] She's not an exclamation point-ing now. It's weird. Uuuuh, 87? We're actually, I feel like we're going somewhere right now.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. We have one out in a dream to get 87 more ru-


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[Assistant] How depressing. We are not gonna play anyone else other than Alisa today.


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[Assistant] The issue is their team gets all the good me's and it leaves my team with all the crappy me's no one cares about.


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[Assistant] I'm getting worse and worse. Not that I was ever even getting close.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's time you grr. When we don't need you to grr, you grr. Have the legs.


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[Assistant] It didn't, but thank god Jesse wasn't there to provide a miracle.


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[Assistant] We are run, one, we are, we are one run away from having to ca-


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[Assistant] We're gonna have to commit- well, this might be caught, actually. And here's Superstar Jesse.


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[Assistant] With the golden glove. I guess we're playing until the second inning because that's just the situation we're in somehow.


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[Assistant] If these balls could not just go right to their outfielders, that'd be fantastic.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Beep boss. Thank god Matt's not very fast.


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[Assistant] I spend this time to get 4 runs in the first inning, get them out, get here, and then dump.


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[Assistant] Dump on the field. I shit all ac- I can go to the third inning now because we didn't get a single run. We didn't get a single person on the base against Elisa, the easiest opponent in the game. That's embarrassing. Gonna do an Oreo run and make BeefBoss eat it.


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[Assistant] What a frickin' ESPN not temp 10 moment right there. At the Copa. Copacabana!


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Why does this happen? Why does this happen that we're doing so well, and then suddenly we suck?


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[Assistant] Yeah, suddenly we suck. And that's the game. And that's the game. And that's the game. It's not really the game, but it's the game as far as I'm concerned.


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[Assistant] Why are we not skipping this? I'm pressing the minus button! That's a good start. So far our record is 12. As long as we get more than 12...


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[Assistant] Am I actually getting better? I feel better right now. Fumiko, we got a weird squad.


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[Assistant] Oh, FOMICO fuck me so. You got lucky. You got lucky that thing crossed the line before Matt picked it up.


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[Assistant] Sakura, we have the baseball goddess herself on our- oh, and she sucks ass. Way to go, Sakura.


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[Assistant] Really? You got a triple? Nope, double. We're dangerously close to giving up a run and ruining this. For some reason they're gods at baseball today. Or this game. I'm throwing splitters every time. You're eventually going to swing at it. Or not. I don't understand.


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[Assistant] We just gave up two runs. We're going for 99 to zero. I'm going for something to zero at this point and I can't even get the zero. Can we hit the ball? Can we hit the ball? Good. There we go. A good ball hit.


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[Assistant] Drop it. Drop it. Well you're due. You are so due to drop it. My outfielders dropped it. You've hit like two balls to the outfield the entire day and one of them was dropped by Sekira on my team. Why do your players never drop it?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, we suck ass! No, no, no, no, no. We're restarting. Already.


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[Assistant] We played Alisa every single game, by the way. Is there no other me that you play against the first game?


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[Assistant] The Grand Slam. Who's gonna be the Grand Slam header here? Michael. What an irrelevant me.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I've ever cared about you in my life, Michael, but you just hit a grand slam, so I like you. I think. Yes. It's all or nothing.


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[Assistant] And Kiko, do you love me? Are you riding? You clearly don't love me cause you hit it like dog shit. It is quite literally all or nothing. If we get past this, we're gonna have the mercy. Or it's mercy.


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[Assistant] So we have to get 93 more runs with only one out left.


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[Assistant] Hello then everybody and welcome to the video. My name's Svenny, it's Howl on the Axe and here we are with Sons and Daughters episode 14. Now I did say in the community post I was going to hold off on the soaps but I've been looking through these shows that I've got.


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[Assistant] And they are starting to dwindle a little bit. So I, I need content to keep these shows up. So Sons and Daughters and Emmerdale will continue. The other, uh, Coronation Street will...


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[Assistant] And Johnny slash Scotts there. So, I'm gonna guess Scott hides until David goes. I don't think he's gonna be found just yet. But the thing, the big thing is, is Bill going to...


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[Assistant] Well, there's only one way to find out and that's to watch. But if you are enjoying my content, could you please ask for a like, comment and subscribe? I would really appreciate it. Or follow on Dailymotion, I'd appreciate that too. Also to everyone who has subscribed, thank you ever so much. I love you so much for doing so. Same if you've followed.


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[Assistant] And to my Patreon members, if you do that, it's bringing the content to me, to allow me to bring the content straight back to you. Thank you all ever so much, I love you lot, no matter what tier you are. So with that, let's get on with sons and daughters. And I've got my glasses on.


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[Assistant] I would say to you it's possible to do it in the spam room.


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[Assistant] Well this is going on a bit longer than I thought, so. Sign out. Yes, I do like to leave them running to the end of the credits, but the thing is, sometimes the credits end a bit earlier, so I have to say sign out a bit earlier, or wait for the opportune moment. And because it takes so long sometimes, bloody hell.


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[Assistant] But yes, I do enjoy this show, as I said. I want to keep this coming. There are many, many episodes to come. Even if I don't do this once weekly, it's gonna take maybe 20 years to do. Which is why I decided, even though I put on the community post, that this was going to stop for a while.


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[Assistant] It needs to continue to get the shows done. Now, this was gonna go in the evenings, but I'm not sure if I'm just gonna put this straight on in the mornings, because if I put it on in the evenings, it can only run once monthly.


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[Assistant] But I also need more shows, to be honest with you. More shows to...


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[Assistant] So please, if you've got any suggestions on shows you want, please, please, please let me know. I really need to find more for YouTube. I don't know what the hell can get on here anymore. So unfortunately.


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[Assistant] I need to do some searching, terribly.


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[Assistant] So with that, I just want to thank everyone for watching, because I just love bringing you content, and without you, let me know what to bring content to. So thank you ever so much, and if you haven't subscribed or followed to me so far, could you please better follow or subscribe, whether on YouTube, Dailymotion, Twitter or Facebook.


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[Assistant] Twitter will let you know the kind of things that I'm up to as my channel goes down or hacked, it'll let you know what's happening. So I don't want you to think I'm just giving up on my channel, I don't want to just give up on my channel when I keep bringing content for many years to come. I've got to find content though, that's the problem.


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[Assistant] If you want to suggest shows that should go into the run until the very end of the show's run,


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[Assistant] Slots. Got one for Dailymotion, one for YouTube.


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[Assistant] So if you'd like to let me know that I can look into putting them on there. If enough people want it, they shall go on there.


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[Assistant] The other days will be just running, like, as normal as they are now. If you have subscribed or followed to me so far, thank you ever so much. I love you so much for doing so. And to my Patreon members, if it's you that is bringing the content to me, to allow me to bring the content straight back to you. Thank you all ever so much. I love you lots, no matter what tier you are.


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[Assistant] So with that I shall sign out now and go on to the next one and hope to see you there. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] We enjoy each other's company, we've got the same friends. Oh, she still loves her brother. I think we understand each other pretty well.


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[Assistant] It was originally used for things like therapy and prisoner rehabilitation, but by 2077, it's become this global media industry, including things like movies, mass entertainment, things like that, video games, some interactive things, and of course, adult fare as well.


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[Assistant] We use Braindance as a storytelling tool. It's not a collectible, it's not something where you're gonna go in and you're gonna play it and you're gonna be like, I've seen this before. What we use Braindance for is to give you a keyhole into the life of the residents of Night City. And we can explore things like childhood trauma, religion, various philosophical ideas.


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[Assistant] He had the looks, he had the ability, he was agreeable to white America, and not only just black America. Sugar Ray was a marketing marvel.


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[Assistant] Yes, I can see it is. Well, you'll have to excuse me. I'm going in here and try and lose you.


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[Assistant] I understand you're looking for someone I know. Janey Joy.


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[Assistant] I am. Perhaps I could whip up some dinner for us. Do you like land chops?


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[Assistant] I do not know. It is apparent my husband wishes to talk with you.


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[Assistant] Perhaps we should explore it further. Some other time.


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[Assistant] Last night, you are sure? Then I know you are mistaken. Martine was here, on duty last night.


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[Assistant] How much is it going to cost to keep my being out there quiet? I can't pay you very much. At least, not at one time.


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[Assistant] This was for when I got bored with you. Now tell me how in blazes you got into that room.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't know. I thought they just crawled out from under a rock.


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[Assistant] Let's get to the business at hand. Why did you want to see me?


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[Assistant] Well maybe I just like you. You didn't want my thousand bucks. I'm going out there at 7.30 tonight. Maybe I can put in a word


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[Assistant] Not that I know anyone named Kara. Where is your apartment?


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[Assistant] You better give me the address anyway. Just in case of an emergency.


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[Assistant] Martini is my chauffeur. Nothing else.


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[Assistant] Perhaps you do not know, she spent some time in Brazil. We may be able to help each other.


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[Assistant] What does my aversion to being moral have to do with Jamie Joy?


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[Assistant] You are wrong. I do not know anyone named, uh, Keller.


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[Assistant] I don't know. He's been gone all day. He's nearly crazy because of the way he handled this.


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[Assistant] No, and he mustn't ever. That's why I didn't keep in touch with my sister.


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[Assistant] That's why I sent Martin to pay you off the way I've been paying off that girl at the club Zorro. So my husband wouldn't find out.


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[Assistant] You might have consulted me in the first place. After all, you just can't adopt a strange child.


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[Assistant] He has Mary's eyes. I'll see about lunch.


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[Assistant] Oh, if it was up to me, I'd exterminate the entire German race. Including Frieda? Oh, I know you and your theories.


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[Assistant] Emil, I think I know why you wore that uniform. I don't blame you a bit. It's all you have to wear, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Except the suit you came in, that's practically worn out. Naturally you're proud of your uniform.


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[Assistant] I couldn't get a compartment on the train. Well, it won't be the first time I stepped in a lower berth.


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[Assistant] I don't have to go, you know. I can always cancel the reservations. Would you like me to stay, Michael?


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[Assistant] Did you pull your towel and hang it up? Yes, Aunt Jessie. That's a good boy. He is trying, Michael.


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[Assistant] I just knew you should never have brought that boy from Germany. Loathsome little beast.


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[Assistant] I guess that's everything. You know, I'm gonna be awfully glad when you only get married.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, Mike, I'll see you down there. I'm gonna take Amel's present down. Mike?


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[Assistant] Look, I don't want to butt in, but, well, if you ever need any advice about, about anything, remember I'm a woman.


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[Assistant] When the officers were finally allowed to see Oliver, Dr. Losburn said,


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[Assistant] The servant saw him and immediately thought he must be the same boy from last night. But now they say they're sure it's not the same boy.


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[Assistant] Chapter 3 Ginger's Story


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[Assistant] What more could I want? Freedom. For the first four years of my life, I had a large field where I could gallop around at full speed, with no straps, no bit, and no blinkers.


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[Assistant] Now I stood in a stable, night and day, except when I was wanted for work. And sometimes when John took me out, I felt so strong, so full of life, that I wanted to jump or dance. Calm down, boy, he would say. Then, as soon as we were out of the village, he would let me trot fast for a few miles.


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[Assistant] Some grooms punished a horse for getting too excited. But not John.


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[Assistant] He knew how to control me with only the sound of his voice, and I was very fond of him.


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[Assistant] We did have our freedom in the field for an hour or two. This was on fine Sundays in the summer, because the carriage never went out on Sundays. It was wonderful. The grass was cool and soft to our feet, and the air was so sweet. And we could gallop or lie down or roll over on our backs or do what we liked.


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[Assistant] Well, John, how does he go? said Mr. Gordon. He's a fine horse, sir, said John. He's fast, but the lightest touch of the rain will guide him. They were shooting birds near Highwood, and a gun went off close by. He pulled up a little,


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[Assistant] But I just held the rein, and he wasn't frightened at all.


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[Assistant] It's my opinion he was never frightened or beaten when he was young.


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[Assistant] I remembered my mother's advice, and the next day


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[Assistant] I tried to do exactly what my master wanted me to do.