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[Assistant] Honest, like, we might have to, like, tell Nightbot to stop.


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[Assistant] Alright, I know the game is bad. I have money, I can spend it on this. I absolutely am not here. One on the bottom left? I think there's text and characters that show up though. That's my problem.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, why is this thing still on the load? I think it's gonna get in the way though, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, this is canonical set before the season 3 finale. Okay, see, that's what I thought. Like everyone was like, no, they're spoilers. I was like, I'm pretty sure I'm good. Oh my god, Nightbot is popping off.


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[Assistant] Everybody. Oh my god, this is taking forever to load. What the he- what is happening?


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[Assistant] Okay, but like, look, okay, the town doesn't look bad though. Can we agree? Take a second. Look, the town does not look bad.


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[Assistant] Was I supposed to go over here? Oh yea, there's one down here. What if I fall? Do I have to climb all the way back up? Probably.


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[Assistant] I legitimately can't move the camera. I'm stuck on this angle. Why? Oh, there's the popping and I was just giving it praise for it. Oops. Okay.


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[Assistant] If, if I have Cat Noir out, is he just gonna sneeze the entire time he's here?


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[Assistant] Infinitely better. We did not touch that macaroon. At all. What the heck. Alright, hold on. I gotta go get that. Graffiti Impair!


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[Assistant] Can I- aww, I was hoping we could ride the air current. That'd be cool. Oops. Come on.


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[Assistant] This is the best game ever. I like that I can't jump in combat though. That's kind of weird. Did I miss anything over here? I can't get back up. Well, if I did, so be it. Oh, we're going back on the ground. Sick. I can't turn the camera though. So this is really hard to tell if I'm, aha, missing anything.


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[Assistant] Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. We gotta look for secrets, obviously, you know?


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[Assistant] Wait, you can perform a super- Oh, I can do a super jump. Oh, that's sick. You missed the beginning. You missed nothing. It is just us.


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[Assistant] Going for Mr. Pigeon in the usual style of the show in the format, this is the 68th Transformation Co- Oh, oh, that's-


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[Assistant] Oh wait, I can parry, I should remember that.


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[Assistant] Nooo! We need, we need ladybug. This is too intense. We need ladybug back. We need ladybug. Cat Noir can't do it. He's too weak. He's too- Oh hey, what's up?


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[Assistant] Okay, okay, they never describe this to me. Okay, with the BBBB.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause like Master Fu's still here. Okay, and we just de-transformed. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh, I see. The cutscene, like, loaded slower than the game. Can I jump? No. Oh, it just literally took me to Master Fu. Can I not go anywhere else? Oh, I can talk to people. Who are you?


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[Assistant] Aww, so we can kinda like walk around a little bit. That's cute. There's like a town. It's a subpoena. Can I get a random number by car? No. Lame.


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[Assistant] Try not to get hit by a car again. It is Lucas bike! You're right!


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[Assistant] No, wait, there's like a bunch of these bikes everywhere.


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[Assistant] And then you, the beautiful one from Kagami, show up.


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[Assistant] And I'm sure we'll get to explore this town. So sorry, kakami, love you though. Mwah.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go, uh, find Master Fu cause I've kinda lost my way and hopefully we don't get hit by a car or cause an accident again. Hey guys, there was a car accident by the way over there. You should, you should probably go check on that. Okay. Master Fu, hello?


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[Assistant] He was more interested in taking a miraculous as usual.


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[Assistant] I'm very excited for my hero this weekend. So hyped for that.


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[Assistant] Oh, what's happening? Oh God. Okay.


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[Assistant] Pick what you need. Welcome to my home. I can upgrade your powers. Oh. Ohhhhh.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, I have to upgrade this health? Oh, lame. What do I have for powers? Protection... I wanna go to ladybugs. Uhm, I'm too


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[Assistant] Why do I need energy based damage? I want to do damage. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Damage. That sounds great. And I don't know what ability does, but sure. What's the Kwami shop?


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[Assistant] Oh, maybe I wasn't able to find anymore cause I didn't have them? I don't know. Yeah, no upload today cause we're playing the game.


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[Assistant] I know it sounds crazy, but my father has decided to throw a party at my place for my birthday. And of course you're invited. He looks really creepy. I don't want to look at him.


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[Assistant] Invited me as in Marinette me? Of course. I want all my friends to be there. I already told Nino. And who told Alia? It's gonna be awesome. Alia knows? Anyway.


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[Assistant] That's a mouthful, but I can't imagine how cool a birthday party at the grass mansion can be. Well, it wouldn't be the first time. We'll have a birthday party there. Actually, let's hope no one gets akumatized this time. There, the bubbler! I remember.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah, so I can just go around as Adrian.


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[Assistant] Oh, I can just go between them. Wait, so if I talk to Kagami, will she tell me something different?


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[Assistant] All right, all CAPs should be disabled now. CAP, to your, uh.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, that's kinda cool. I'm not gonna- aah. I see her.


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[Assistant] Hey Chloe, what does Marinette say if I talk to Chloe? Hello?


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[Assistant] I don't have time for you Dupin Chang, I'm waiting for Adrian. Alright, fair enough.


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[Assistant] Nightbot's a little crazy, don't worry. He looks a little more like Adrian there, actually, in this frame.


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[Assistant] I like how her little piggy tails move around. Hi dad. Uuuh, good game. I don't need all these reminders. Hi papa.


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[Assistant] Oh hi- oh, I did not think we were walking into a thing here. Okay, oops. Is there anything I can do for you?


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[Assistant] I'd like to see my scrapbook. Why do I want to see my scrapbook? I'd like to see my scrapbook? Oh, I'll give you some privacy.


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[Assistant] What am I doing? Wow, I have like nothing in this scrapbook. Okay.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, maybe someone who's never played the game is playing. They don't know that's Marinette's house. Alright. It could be... weird, I guess.


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[Assistant] No, it wants me to go this way. Yeah, it does have Sonic game vibes. I absolutely agree. Why is there just a random road? Okay, I forgot that we can follow our arrow.


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[Assistant] Luca? Are you doing okay? Why do you look terrifying? And there's Lila, but like, why does Luca look like... Blink! Oh my god, Luca, blink!


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[Assistant] You mean you intend not to completely ruin everything just like last time? Yikes. Anyways, let's see.


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[Assistant] I need help of all my friends. I can work things out by myself. I mean, I think I should have friends help, right? I want friends!


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[Assistant] I'm gonna need the help of all my friends and you before anyone else, Alia. Oh girl, you know I'd do anything to help you think close to Adrien, also because it's so much fun.


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[Assistant] Jake and Stone, don't want to miss that. Sounds like fun. Ohhhh, okay. Hi, Lila. Huh? What is happening? Oh, that's my friendship.


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[Assistant] Better than what it's looking like in the movie. I need to talk about the movie soon too. I should really do that video. I've been kind of putting it off until it gets a little bit closer.


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[Assistant] Oh no. El gecko. Oh, I like that you two are talking.


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[Assistant] That's cute! BFFFFFs, but you both are my BFFs and nobody else's. Nino!


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[Assistant] Phew, I thought this day would never end. That surprise test Ms. Bussia gave us really did. Oh, what was that? Chloe, since when do you photograph other people?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I guess it is a little bit weird. Yea, you're right, okay. The Miraculous movie, the awakening movie? Uh, that one? What does that even mean? Hey, come on everyone, let's calm down, okay?


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[Assistant] We're invited anyway. Hey, well, how about we go to the Jacob Jacob Jacob stone.


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[Assistant] Playing a Roblox Miraculous thing would be so weird, cause I've just never played Roblox. You ready to go?


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[Assistant] Yes, like there's not like anything else I can do, right? So I guess let's just go. Let's head out.


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[Assistant] Fair enough. Others have left to the Jagged Stone concert already. You can head to the Metra to join them. How about we can just walk around?


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[Assistant] Right? Okay. Gabe, you're absolutely correct. Like the bad girls have like the best models. They look so good. Chloe and Lila. Ha ha! Hey, what was that?


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[Assistant] Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous. Just ignore her, girl. Let's get inside the concert's about to start. When do we get tickets?


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[Assistant] Or do we just always have infinite tickets? Cause like, Jaggedstone loves us. Sorry, what did you say?


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[Assistant] Why are you canceling it? Noise. Oh my god. Noise pollution is not something I'm taking lightly. Oh my god. The oddest voters. Aww.


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[Assistant] The mayor doesn't know anything about music. From now on, nothing will stop you from spreading the exquisite sound of revenge. In return, you must bring me Ladybug Cat Noir's Noraculous. Snipebot going crazy again?


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[Assistant] Mouth looks okay, yeah, but we haven't seen him in game though. Like that's just the, uh, like perfectly shot, you know, like, pre-render photo. You need to see him in game. Oh yeah! He's not, uhm,


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[Assistant] He's Hawk Moth in this, so he is Hawk Daddy. He is Hawk Daddy here.


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[Assistant] Shadow moth. Shadow moth. Shadow moth. Shadow moth. Shadow moth. I've got it. I've got it. I've collected my thoughts. I like the lighting.


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[Assistant] No, okay, we're back where we started. Okay. God, this camera is atrocious.


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[Assistant] Okay, I understand. There's swing. There's.


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[Assistant] Crazy girl. I mean Ladybug. Oops. I just told everyone her secret identity. Oh no. Oh no. I'm really messed up now. Alright. No, no, we're okay. I-


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[Assistant] No, this, this is definitely like a $29.99 game. USD. Like...


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[Assistant] Cause it's not that long, you know? Oh no. Can I get back up? Oh okay, we're fine, we're fine.


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[Assistant] You can't do this. Oh, aha! You tried to hide from me, little orb, but I found you. I'm miraculous.


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[Assistant] It's like she's never seen like someone get akumatized before.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, I can have like powers that do things? That's so neat. Oh, so I can't do this. Well, maybe we can actually. No, maybe not. Maybe.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, that's definitely like the end, so let's not go that way yet. Oh no.


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[Assistant] Okay, that might be all over this way.


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[Assistant] Oh, November 15th of next year. Okay, I was gonna say, that's very...


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[Assistant] What is that? Oh, I had to be Cat Noir with a special ability.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's telling me to go a different way, but I legit cannot see. Maybe we are supposed to go this way. I guess


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[Assistant] It's like telling me just to jump into the, uh, uh, abyss. Okay. Oh God. Oh my God. Did you hear the game?


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[Assistant] I mean, it's not awesome, cause like, I can't, like, play.


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[Assistant] Something must be running over there, something wasn't checked, cause it's bad. So weird. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Just let me- Let's keep at it. Let me just fight. This camera.


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[Assistant] Can I get over there somehow? Uuuh, I don't think I can. Can I go through this maybe? No. Uuuhm. Yea, maybe it was. Shoot. Do you think I can?


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[Assistant] No, cause I can't, I don't think it- no. Okay, I can't. Maybe we come back. Or something.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't know if we actually need a cat noir. But I'm gonna say we did, cause then it makes him feel important. Uh, okay, so we need to go back to the- back here. Alright.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We absolutely needed Cat Noir for that. We did.


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[Assistant] Uhm. Oh wait, I don't want to be Cat Noir though. I want to be Ladybug. Wait.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to get that thing. I didn't think it went on. Oh no. Ugh, that's frustrating.


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[Assistant] Cool. Alright. Game design is my passion.


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[Assistant] Did we see our transformation? Did we? Noooo. Maybe I missed it. I might have blinked.


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[Assistant] A little old. You like to dance? You like to dance, of course they like to dance, they like music. Turn yourself around. Oh, oh I can do the- No, I did the wrong thing. That's all you got. Shut up, Cat Noir.


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[Assistant] Did you see that? Her yo-yo was like bugged out there for a second. Uh, I absolutely meant that. I meant that pun. Whoa, that's kind of a cool jump.


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[Assistant] Get up there! Get up there! Huah!


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[Assistant] Yo, if this was the show, we would've already defeated her by now. We would not be doing these shenanigans. I would not be tethered to a wall.


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[Assistant] This is terrible. Cutscenes are worth it in canon. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm trying, alright? I am trying, honey boo boo. Can I get up there?


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[Assistant] Uh, kinda glitching on this, so I don't know if I can. Mmm, let's try going up further, maybe we can.


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[Assistant] The enemies are a little funky. I agree. I agree. Okay. Yeah, go up here. Oh, I totally missed. Oh no, I got it. I completely missed it, but I got it.


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[Assistant] Awesome, it's all because of my trusty yo-yo. Yo-yo?


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[Assistant] At least for this map, we are stuck with yo-yo, uh, in walls somewhere. Oh my god, are we not even-


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[Assistant] Do you think the game is bad? Yes. But I think there's some charm to this. Like I said, uh, I think obviously


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[Assistant] Bad, Adrian's is a little bit weird for some reason, but.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. I don't know if I'm just bad at platforming, but I'm pretty sure it's just this.


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[Assistant] Why? Am I supposed to go somewhere else to get this? Yes, I think so. I think it's intentionally too high for me.


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[Assistant] What is happening? I literally had this first try. I'm tilting. Oh my god. Take the miraculous away from me. Cat Noir, please help me. I can't get up. Oh my gosh, he can't either. We're stuck. Oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Okay. I wouldn't that way before. Alright, we don't need you anymore. Get away.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, Zang doesn't have to fix anything, guys. Zang does not have to fix-


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[Assistant] Uuuuh, so somewhere else I'm supposed to jump?


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[Assistant] The stream started 69 minutes ago? Hell yeaah. Alright, let's... turn, please? Thank youuuu. Ooh, there's a sound wave thing. Ooh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the yo-yos glitched. It got- Oh-oh!


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[Assistant] Mmm, working as intended. How am I supposed to dodge anything? Oh, she's coming. Oh, let's run. Hello.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I am too slow. Oh my god. I want Ladybug back.


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[Assistant] Where's the other one?


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[Assistant] There's a lot of other ways we could have solved that solution, but I guess rolling a bowling ball at her was the way to go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, 50 bucks is still very expensive. Like, and this game was probably gonna drop down to at least like $29 within two weeks. I can highly tell you that.


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[Assistant] But that's why I'm spending my money, so we can just play it together. You know? Yea, USD dollars, yes. But we're playing it together so you don't have to. My god, this load time is insane.


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[Assistant] Get lost, little butterfly! That was awesome. I did love that one.


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[Assistant] That better be it for this week's akumatizations. Probably not, but maybe.


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[Assistant] I wonder if I could ever spend a whole week in school, just like a normal girl for once. Anyways, I still have some time before heading into school. I could go there now or I could just walk around a little, see what Paris has in store for me. Um, I don't know. Project X. Okay.


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[Assistant] Hey girl, have you been thinking about what you'll get Adrian for his birthday? Oh my god, I forgot! It was so long that I absolutely forgot that was a problem.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I can't seem to come up with any idea what should I buy for him. Buy something, girl. You have a talent for crafting things on your own. Besides, look at that boy who has everything long except for something truly unique. The more personal, the better. Yeah, no, I agree. You're right, Alia.


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[Assistant] Ooh, you have a lot the power of yo-yo hook.


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[Assistant] Well, certain elements of the level. Oh, interesting. Uhm, where's Master Fu? Do we know? Where would I go to find him? Okay, whatever. Uh, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca, Luca,


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[Assistant] I shouldn't say this, but sound like we really knocked out the park yesterday. Awww. No, I don't want to go to school. No, I don't want to go to school. No! Oh.


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[Assistant] The po-po found us, we're done for! Scram everybody! Metaverse. This is a metaverse, I love that.


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[Assistant] Nah, the game is not 4-5. Nooo, I think it looks like a 25, 20 to 30 dollar game.


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[Assistant] I don't think they're bad, it's just the shaders on them are atrocious.


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[Assistant] Here's a fi- a fine for insulting a police officer. Excuse you? Nooo. Girl, you're too nice.


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[Assistant] Fine, it's the last thing we need if we didn't have enough paperwork to deal with already.


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[Assistant] You're right, doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that's weird. Who's slandering my name?


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[Assistant] Do we know where Master Fu would be? Do I have a map? Oh no. Do I have a map?


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[Assistant] Uuuuh. Oh, Master Fu's over here. Please don't run me over, Karst. What? Why can I go in the sewers? Are we gonna fight in the sewers? Weird. Alright, Master Fu's up here, right? He hasn't moved.


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[Assistant] Oh, these are just like extra things. Oh, they don't do anything for me. Lame. Okay. Uh, let's just do more damage.


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[Assistant] What's happening? Uh, we're gonna go find Alia, and I just wanted to go upgrade things. Then they can come up! That's about all we've done.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, we beat our second villain. Soundwave or whatever. So, we're good, we're good.


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't know what that was doing, but sure. Okay, so it's guiding me back to Alia. Can I go this way?


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[Assistant] Oh, I can literally go. Okay, we go back behind my house and Master Fu's over there. Okay. All right.


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[Assistant] I'm my father pretending I slurred him yesterday. Oh.


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[Assistant] The game, the game is bad, like I'm not saying the game is not bad, but, it's uhm, you know,


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[Assistant] About the pictures of random people Chloe's been posting all over the internet. No, another kumatized is out there causing mayhem in town.


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[Assistant] That sounds ominous. I'll have to go home and warn my parents.


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[Assistant] Hmm, I have a piano lesson to attend before Chinese class. I have to go, bye! Okay. Check with Alia. What's up, Marinette? You want a location on the akumatize of the day?


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[Assistant] Yes, tell me. Okay, I'll tell you, he's been seen around. There's all you know in this game? Probably not.


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[Assistant] Xaver, is the game worth more or less than lamb? The game is worth...


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[Assistant] Endless entertainment for years to come. This game is three hours of messiness.


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[Assistant] But like, I'm here for it, but I would, I would, I would do that.


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[Assistant] I would absolutely spend money on the lamb though. Go for the lamb.


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[Assistant] It's also ironic because I'm also listening to Taylor Swift right now too. So me singing that was very like odd because I have like the miraculous music going.


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[Assistant] I hate files and forms. Atro- uh, atrocious.


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[Assistant] Oh bless. Oh wait, we should probably go up there. Cause I think we can. There's definitely some secrets up here. That's probably all the secrets.


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[Assistant] They're saying they could live forever in your heart, but that's subjective.


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[Assistant] That was so weird in the ground. I don't know what that was. Uhm, hold on. I need to make sure I didn't miss something over here.


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[Assistant] There is no where we can climb there. Oi. Oi oi oi. No, I wanna keep my yo-yo.


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[Assistant] Wait, that- Oh, they're like push pins! Ohhh. How many are there? That's what was in the ground. It's just- Don't make me laugh. A push pin that was on the ground. Okay. That was weird.


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[Assistant] Oops. What's this thing that I buy for? I buy it for the Switch, cause I- oh? Cause I fully believe that it would be, you know, bad.


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[Assistant] Neet. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay. I got it, I got it.


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[Assistant] Oh no. How do I get back? Oh. Ah, okay. That was much easier than I thought. Can I go? Oh, I can go up and down there too. Come closer. Focus. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm focusing. I'm focusing. Absolutely focusing.


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[Assistant] I am so focused on saving Paris. I am not distracted or thinking about when we'll see Luka next.


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[Assistant] In case you were wondering, nothing was there.


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[Assistant] He does! Oh, no, he doesn't. JK. Oh, I should've unlocked that. Ew.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're safe. I thought I was falling to my death. JK.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you just don't know if you're falling to your death or if you're falling to an intended area. Isn't that just life though? Ooh.


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[Assistant] Maybe if I go to the outer side? Oh, we were really close there though.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, I would never not have control of a situation in this game. It is working as intended and totally fine.


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[Assistant] New into chat. Uhm, this will be available. I'll probably put it in the, uh, miraculous playlist.


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[Assistant] But I- I'm hoping to also just cut it down into a video as well. So that way-


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[Assistant] Uhm, we can all enjoy it and laugh. Oh my god, that's so much. I think in this game, does that fall damage? Am I right? Oh my gosh. Oop. Oop.


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[Assistant] Uh, I do have, no I don't have a swingy thing.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it just gets mad at me cause I clip on to something, you know? You just upset. Come on.


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[Assistant] Lookage. Is there anything over here? Oh, we have to go this way. Oh, oops, hold on, let's go back.


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[Assistant] The heck? Oh, that's so weird. I don't even know what was going on there.


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[Assistant] I guess it's trying to load this area when it doesn't have all this stuff, but I dunno.


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[Assistant] No. Oh god, when I get up here, it just starts lagging. Uh, come on.


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[Assistant] Stay with me. Stay with me, girl. Come on. No, Marinette, come on.


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[Assistant] It was much- Oh, we got it, we got it, it's fine. Alright, alright, alright, moving on, moving on, moving on.


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[Assistant] This is a struggle with that cathedral in the background.


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[Assistant] I think it's when we look at it, is when it starts like freaking out. Oop. Now we got it, so whatever.


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[Assistant] Oh no. It really was.


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[Assistant] Up and over. Alright, we gotta be getting close, right? The boss fight.


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[Assistant] I'm feelin' it, I'm feelin' boss fights soon. Right?


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[Assistant] Shouldn't dad get like a different name for the Tsukuma form? Like, uh, Brokefather?


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[Assistant] I think he was called Weird Dad there too. Isn't this a different feeling? Isn't that how this works?


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[Assistant] Oh, I went like the right way, but I went like the wrong way. Oooookay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the game is definitely, I can agree, this game is definitely kind of directed towards, you know, a younger audience, which I mean, the show is for everyone, but I think it's not really meant for, you know, intense gamers.


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[Assistant] Which is fine. I don't think they need to. Uh, oh. Oh, am I supposed to go this way?


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[Assistant] Oh, it takes me there, but also brings me a different place. Interesting, interesting. Hold on, gotta hop off here and collect that.


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[Assistant] Okay, it was like underneath me here somewhere, right? Yeaah, right there.


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[Assistant] Do we have to fight the thugs? Yes. Uh, the game like locks us in the area till we defeat them. So we can't like go back.


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[Assistant] How dare they? Okay, we've- Come on, we gotta be close now, right?


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[Assistant] I feel like we've had a little ridiculous amount here. Oh, there's- oh wait, hold on. Wait, what? Does it just bring me up there?


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[Assistant] I don't think that's what I was supposed to do. There was obviously something out. There was something else that was supposed to happen there. I have no idea.


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[Assistant] Do we gotta wash him like a dog?


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[Assistant] I love it. I'm having so much fun. You know, I take, I take so much love into the clunkiness.


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[Assistant] I'm here for it. That's what we're doing today, okay? That's what we're doing!


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[Assistant] Yes, no, I'm here, I'm here for the drama. Ah, Kagami!


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[Assistant] All the credit goes to Ladybug, I'm just here for the puns. Honestly, in my gameplay, you kinda are. Hey officer, there's something I'd like to talk to you about. What is it?


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[Assistant] I'm here on behalf of my best friend Marinette. Is it true you fined her for an offense she never committed? This is police business. You don't seriously think I'd share confidential intel with you, do you? Well, look at this picture of Jake Estell's concert that Chloé Bourgeois posted last night. You can see Marinette, right? Now look at the time it was posted. Doesn't it match the time you met her at the bakery?


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[Assistant] Oh, this is something to consider, alright. Okay, kids, I'll cancel the fine, but unless Marinette can be everywhere at once, I can't explain how she was also at the bakery.


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[Assistant] Hi Luca, how are you? They kinda did you dirty on your model and what is- why is your torso abnormally long? Actually, now that we're looking at it, why is this torso weird?


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[Assistant] Boy, boy crushes my heart. Boy crushes my heart every time. He's so cute. He's so cute.


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[Assistant] I might not have superpowers, but you can always confide in me. I've said to be good listener, you know? Aww.


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[Assistant] I know I can confide in you. You've always been a good friend. Ew, gross! I know I can confide in you. Feels great knowing I can confide in you, Luca.


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[Assistant] Could use someone I could totally trust sometimes, especially with all those akumatizations happening all the time.


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[Assistant] Never hesitate, Marinette. You know that whenever your sentiment, I will never judge you. Aww.


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[Assistant] We are made friends with Luca! Yes! Marinette, I've heard about your father's- wait, hold on, I think I could do Kugami's voice. Let's try. Marinette, I've heard about your father's akumatization. Is he alright?


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[Assistant] Hey, thanks for the concern Kagami, and yeah, he's okay. He's even feel sorry for blowing a fuse. I've been there, trust me. I know the feeling. So, about Adrian's birthday. Yes? What about it? Did Adrian invite you?


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[Assistant] Why would I ever say that? Absolutely not.


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[Assistant] You are curious, sometimes a little too curious. Oh, sorry about that Kagami, I was just trying to make conversation. I appreciate the effort, I-


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[Assistant] Should probably try to be more curious about my friends as well.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Marinette. I tend to clam up in front of people in general, you know?


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[Assistant] And you're right in that I shouldn't consider you a rival. I know, but you can be open with me. I'm your friend.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll tell you then. Adrian did come over to me and invited me in person.


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[Assistant] But he did the same to you, right? I guess he did that with everybody.


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[Assistant] I mean like, okay, if like he was older, like definitely my type, but like he's a child, so no. Thank you for asking.


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[Assistant] Alright, yeah, that's fine. We don't really care about Dad. I mean like, he's our Dad.


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[Assistant] Uhm, is there anything else I care about that we should talk to? Nino? Ninooooo!


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[Assistant] Have you been thinking about what you'll get for Adrian? Actually I have, but I'm drawing a blank here. You know, I've been doing something to myself.


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[Assistant] Awww, that's cute. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. You know this model looks so good, BTDevs. Can I be friends with anybody else? Probably not. Uuuh, why are you here?


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[Assistant] Natalie? I don't have time for you. You're waiting for Adrian. Hello, I'm right here. I was thinking I'd spend more time with your friends, but we need to go.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess we could go spend our points, but uhm, how do we get back there?


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[Assistant] Actually wait, I wanna look at our scrapbook. Papa? Scrapbook me please. Dad, scrapbook. Scrapbook. Scrapbook. And then we'll go to Master Fu, cause it's not that far away.


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[Assistant] Stickers. Ah! Oh, they're just from the show. Oh, that's lame.


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[Assistant] PS3 Bratz? Yes! Yo, the Bratz games! I love them!


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[Assistant] Does the stream be replayable after it? Yes, it will be. Uhm, it'll be in the Miraculous playlist.


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[Assistant] I don't think I'll make a separate playlist for it, so if you just go in the miraculous playlist, it'll be there. But I might just actually leave it up, we'll see.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it'll be public and then I'll make it unlisted once the, uh, edited down video comes out. No, it's not a phone game. It is, uhm, it is just a game.


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[Assistant] Uhm, dexterity? What does it even do for me? You move and hit faster at the right time? I guess.


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[Assistant] Adding more base damage is so expensive. By doing a flip, you're now doing damage? When do I flip? I don't even remember when I flip. How often do I flip? I don't think I flip that much. Remember a special technique you can use in a fight?


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[Assistant] Alright, bye Master Fu. I'm gonna go hang out with Luca.


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[Assistant] Uhm, keep in mind though, no reaction today because we're playing the Miraculous game. So just keep that in mind.


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[Assistant] We gotta go see Luca, we don't have time for you.


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[Assistant] Alright. Look out! There you are! I'm gonna creep behind you. Talk to me. Oh, I have to confront you from the- Oh, I have to talk to him from the front? I can't be weird. Oh.


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[Assistant] What is your game, all of you? Have you decided to gang up on me? What? None of us said anything bad about your game. Bro's losing it? It's true. Your game is great. I don't play up with lies! Huh? What just happened? Uhm, okay. Bestie, what's happening? Max is losing it.


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[Assistant] It's like Max has been hallucinating. I know, something's definitely sti- SOMETHING'S STINKY! Stinky! Uh oh! Stinky!


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[Assistant] Uh, you're never wrong about people. Nah, he's gonna get kumatized.


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[Assistant] Yo, he's been akumatized two times so far in like canon. He's crazy.


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[Assistant] Malicious copycat. Killing off innocent people's self confidence. Does that ring a bell? Has to be the same person who tricked the customers in the shop. But like, he was like in front of us. Uh oh, stinky. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] You gotta find Max before he gets akumatized for a third time. Wait, hold on. Can I go talk to the other people on the boat? Cause like-


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[Assistant] Next must be at the plaza. Okay. Is Nino still here? Ugh, Nino had a thing though. I kinda wish I could've talked to him. Aw, it's cool that we get to see this though.


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[Assistant] Rumor has it you've been a very mean girl, Marinette.


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[Assistant] Oh, Adrian kids! I'm glad to see you're not hanging out with that barge with DuPen, Chang, and a bunch of losers. Was taking a picture of Max really necessary? He's not- Wait, Chloe took a picture of Max while he was crying? Wait, what? Nooo! Why don't you try flirting?


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[Assistant] Do you want- wait, are you telling me as Adrienne to go flirt with Marinette's dad? Are you telling Marinette to go flirt with her own father? Both are highly problematic. Oh, that?


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. I find it hard to believe, Mac. There must be an explanation for all this. I'll make sure to find it.


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[Assistant] Aw, that's unfortunate. Huuuuh.


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[Assistant] I wish they still have the cutscene where like the little thing opens for Hawk Moth. It'd be nice. I would appreciate it. It helps my immersion. You know, it really helps me to know people are getting Akuma down.


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[Assistant] Max's hair does look a little weird. You're not wrong.


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[Assistant] I mean, not that it's crucial for us to collect all this stuff, but...


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[Assistant] Alright, thank goodness. Alright, we can get off this now because the camera tries to figure out what's happening.


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[Assistant] Let's be honest. Like, I think she's capable.


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[Assistant] Okay, the game wants me to go that way, so let's go this way quick. Uuuh.


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[Assistant] I wish I could turn the camera so I could actually, like, see what I'm jumping onto.


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[Assistant] Oh, I can't. It has to be pressed by him. Aww.


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[Assistant] I thought I- I thought I did something cool. That's unfortunate.


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[Assistant] To save money. It's a money saver in video games like this. You hire your


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[Assistant] Voice actor, voice actress, to do some of the more important li- oh my god.


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[Assistant] More important lines, and then you just have somebody else do the other lines. So it saves you money.


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[Assistant] Throwing things at me is so rude. I know I can parry, but like...


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[Assistant] Well, let's just YOLO get that. Let's just YOLO get that one. Let's just YOLO get this one.


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[Assistant] Let's just yolo get this one. Okay, we can't yolo get that one. So we're going back.


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[Assistant] He doesn't do as much damage, he's like super weak. Switch, switch, switch back. I didn't mean to do that.


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[Assistant] What's mean to go up? Did you use second chance? Oh, we need Luca, you're right.


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[Assistant] It's not safe! It's not safe at all! That's not safe! Is it gonna come back?


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[Assistant] Uh, I might have to die for it to respawn.


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[Assistant] So where am I? That's not helpful, I can't tell where I am.


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[Assistant] Oh, I messed up. We could have done so much on this stage, but I completely forgot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I was gonna say, I was like, I felt like that was close enough.


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[Assistant] Oops, I'm so sorry Cat Noir, I completely forgot you got your unlockable after the last round. Oof, that's a my bad type situation.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, look at that, like, delay. I was not hitting the button anymore. Oh no. Why? Oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I actually don't have what he needs.


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[Assistant] Like, and I couldn't do anything over there, so I needed to go back. Okay, we're fine.


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[Assistant] I think more so the lighting problem is just a game creator problem. I think they just thought this looked good. Oh, oops. Oops oops oops! Okay, that was my fault. I jumped way too early.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, we're good, we're good, we're good. Uhm, let's get these first before we go through. Actually, it takes us back here, doesn't it? Hold on, let me see.


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[Assistant] No. Girl, you're crazy. Girl, you're crazy! Girl, you're cra- yeah!


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[Assistant] Everybody agrees. Okay, we're fine, we're fine. We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.


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[Assistant] Marinette Dupain-Chang, please. I need you to land it this time.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm the problem, it's me at tea time. Everybody agrees.


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[Assistant] Okay, no, no, no, we're, we're past, we're past the, we're past, we're past. Oh. Convenient. Good to know I can actually land on the side. That's actually very good to know. Oh, is the new Taylor album good? Uhm, I think it's really good.


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[Assistant] But it's kind of subjective. If you like, uh, like reputation...


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[Assistant] Cat Noir? No, he can't do anything for that one. Okay. Uuuuh.


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[Assistant] Actually worth, cause like I said, I feel like this is like a twenty, thirty dollar game. Uhm, but like.


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[Assistant] Think about it, there was a lot of time and development, there was voice actors to pay for, sound effect, uh, sound designers, sorry, said that wrong?


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[Assistant] Uh, before, I'm pretty sure this game is gonna end up going, uh, half off within two weeks. I'm kinda calling it. Hello? What's happening? How'd I get up there?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, I see, I just jump up. Oi!


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[Assistant] Mmm, I don't have Cat Noir. I'm not even gonna go there. I also love this trail behind us.


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[Assistant] What is happening? Beware of the power of these enemies. They are impossible to parry. Oh. Marifying. But I-


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[Assistant] Nah, I don't think the game is worth five dollars. Any game that has like...


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[Assistant] Past an hour worth of solid content is definitely still worth more. Cause you have to keep in mind, there's a lot of time and effort put into this still.


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[Assistant] No. Turn the right way, please.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, that's what we need to do more. Let me get some dizzy, we gotta go ba-bam.


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[Assistant] Hey Keith. Where do I start? Where do I- I don't start at the beginning of the level, do I? Please don't start me at the beginning of the level.


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[Assistant] Do not start me at the beginning of the level. Please just load where I was.


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[Assistant] If we have to start this level over, I would be so upset.


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[Assistant] Please just load at the start of the fight. Please just load at the start of the fight. Do not take me to the beginning of this level.


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[Assistant] The anticipation is truly too much.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is fine. I can accept this. That's not so bad.


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[Assistant] To the beginning of this whole level. And I may cry.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. Okay, parrying is kinda like a bit of a iffy moment.


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[Assistant] We're doin' alright. We're doin' fine. We're doin' fiiiine.


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[Assistant] Maybe this is why you should have Cat Noir have some HP, just a thought. Maybe we should give him some, so he's actually useful to our cause!


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[Assistant] Julie noted we need to give Kat Noir health so that we can bring him, we can actually get him to help us fight.


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[Assistant] Absolutely noted next time. We maybe should rely on a partner.


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[Assistant] Okay, actually though, wait. Swap to him now? Let's have him, like, take some of this early.


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[Assistant] Randomness, and then we'll swap the Marinette. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] No, this was a great idea. Much better, much better. Much better. Oh. It's so good to have allies, eh?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. What is over here? Probably another cat Noir thing.


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[Assistant] Is she wearing fart shoes? Uhm, it's supposed to be the sound of like a, oh, we can't do that.


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[Assistant] It's the sound of like the boards we're walking on basically.


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[Assistant] Don't ask why it's that sound, it's just supposed to sound like techie.


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[Assistant] Oops, like a bass sort of weird sound. I guess.


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[Assistant] Uhm, one second, I feel like I missed something over here. Okay, that was all we missed. Let's go!


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[Assistant] Okay. Oh. Wait, why are there so many of the? What? Why am I lifting this so far?


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[Assistant] Oh, the Steven Universe game? Yea, I never got to the, uh, oh wait. Wait. Nice!


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[Assistant] I never played the core game. I never got around to that one either.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think I need to jump from here.


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[Assistant] Ahhhh, I see. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Sick. Uhhh, this way.


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[Assistant] I almost fell. Yea, I like Pearl from Steven Universe.


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[Assistant] I love, uh, Didi. I couldn't remember her voice actress name the other day, but yea, I love Didi. And her songs are just lovely as well.


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[Assistant] I do like, I don't know, I have conflicting feelings with like, rose and pink diamond.


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[Assistant] I don't even see anything yet, so, good on you for your crazy vision. I like that we can take different paths, it's kinda fun. It's like, how much of a gamer am I?


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[Assistant] Oh, Siren was, uh, Kim's girl, right? Water.


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[Assistant] I like this, this is a fun, uh, wha- wha- oh, vacuum cleaner. A perfume gun! It's very laggy, I don't know why this is so laggy.


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[Assistant] TV Weather Girl. Wow, am I just like an amazing, like, Miraculous fan?


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[Assistant] Isn't it a pigeon? Or a toddler? I hit the right one, I said the wrong one.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was our, our, uh, our aunt.


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[Assistant] Punish the bad by turning them into...


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[Assistant] The fauna punish the bad by turning them into...


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[Assistant] Oh, grandma, yeah, not aunt, grandma, it's grandma. Okay, oh my god, I actually did not know that one.


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[Assistant] I knew like the episode but I couldn't remember like what it was. Thank you everybody.


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[Assistant] Oh, they multiplied.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause that's Alia's, uh, siblings. What did he do?


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[Assistant] Paris? It's Paris, hello?


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[Assistant] Pick a wrong answer? No, cause we're just gonna get points off.


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[Assistant] And for the last question, what lucky charm did Ladybug use against Pixilator? Against Pixilator? What? Alright, I'm drawing a blank here.


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[Assistant] How am I supposed to remember every lucky charm I used? Any ideas, Cat Noir? No, but how about we make a selfie? Pixelator. Was pixelator the camera, dude? I don't remember what our lucky charm was though. Wasn't it just a mirror or something? Ugh.


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[Assistant] Pacamere, the answer is correct! Noooo! Game over, gamer!


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, that's so funny. Well, how do I only get one star? I guess it's cause I don't get many of the macaroons. Oops. Oops. Oop, oop, oops. Did Cat Noir even use Cataclysm? No, he didn't use Cataclysm at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the animation's not good. So much violence, just not against Max. Fair enough.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're back. Phew, that was a close one. For a moment I thought we'd be trapped in that video game-y world forever. This has been much more as if Hawk Moth stepped up his game on akumatizing people.


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[Assistant] He upsets people and then he akumatizes them. We can't know for sure, but Okimae's eyes peeled. Who knows what Kaufmacht is capable of? Okidoki!


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[Assistant] Alright, I gotta go be friends with, uh, Luca. Yeah, go get Luca!


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[Assistant] Okay, let's go back to master and level up quick. And then I have to find Alia.


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[Assistant] At the barge, which I...


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[Assistant] But why would I do that? But like, why? We're doing fine on our own. She says before she ends up dying again.


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[Assistant] So, we gotta go get Alia. We gotta go get our girl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we gotta go find Luca. Cause if I can talk to Luca, we gotta go. We gotta go. Let's see. Map, uh.


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[Assistant] Lame lame lame lame lame. Why not? You still run me over, car? That would be so disappointing.


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[Assistant] I don't care what these random people say. At least there are people in the town, so it doesn't feel so... Devoid? Devoid? Void? Void?


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[Assistant] Where's the barge? It's feeling crazy.


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[Assistant] Girl, you'll never believe it, I just saw something that's totally weird in me out. What was it?


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[Assistant] About 10 minutes ago, Kagami walked out of the bar, so I said bye, she just bowed as usual. But then... Then what?


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[Assistant] I saw ANOTHER Kagami coming out of the bar, strolling happily, and she waved her hand at me and said, bye, with a perky smile. Oh, so do we have sentii monsters?


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[Assistant] Do you think? Are we really dealing with malicious clones after all? That would also explain how Max saw us trash this game right in front of him.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't have any... Okay, nah. They don't have their little friend thing on them, so... Nope. We'll just have to wait. Let's go find Kagami's clone. Hi, bye dad. I'm gonna go find an evil clone. Hey, Lila.


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[Assistant] Who is this? A young girl from Japan? Yea, I saw her walk up past the market. Why do we have to talk to these people? Like, what is the point?


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[Assistant] I can't like roll or jump or anything. I just have to like run. As like Marinette. Okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, so the Kagami clone. Let's find her.


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[Assistant] Right? There's nothing else I really need to do. I already like leveled up. I don't think, uh, no. I'm pretty sure...


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[Assistant] Alia does not know we're Marinette in this game. Cause it's like kinda before.


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[Assistant] Cuz, uh, Mr. Pigeon has only been akumatized 68 times in this, counting the one he is in this one.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't really underst- well, she probably made a clone of herself, maybe? Maybe that's what happened. She just made clones of her-


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[Assistant] Oh, it gets me that. Okay, I was wondering. I like Chloe's design, it looks cool.


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[Assistant] I like kinda how the bracelets in her earrings are like little security camera looking things. I think that's what they're going for.


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[Assistant] Hey hey, remember everybody, no spoilers, okay? No spoilers!


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[Assistant] You like to dance? I would love to dance with Luca! Yes! Marinette, yes! Girl, yes!


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[Assistant] It's just so hard to see and when it's lagging, it makes it more difficult to see what is happening. I just want everyone to have a happy ending. Right?


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[Assistant] I can't say, I legitimately can't say. Can you? Okay.


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[Assistant] One that one wind tunnel thing, or no? It's a can. Oh, it takes me back here. I don't want that.


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[Assistant] Uh, looks like that's all that is there. Okay, okay, okay. Yeaah, they're just clones. They're not the real Luka. Oh, I mean, uh, Kenor. Oh, he can't break that yet. Nevermind.


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[Assistant] No, I agree. Uh, I love Luka and Kagami. I think for like, the like,


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[Assistant] Side love interest, or at least the like, in the way love interest.


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[Assistant] I don't think I wanted it that much further away, did I? I think I messed up. I don't think I can move it further away, can I?


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[Assistant] Just sad at that point. Maybe this one's closer.


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[Assistant] What? What is it? What? What? What? What? What? What just happened there? Oh, okay, I was going the wrong way. Yeah, no, no Queen Banana today. Uh, we're playing, we're playing the Miraculous game, so. Oh, maybe I gotta jump up from here? Yes.


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[Assistant] I don't know why that's glittering, but we're just gonna ignore it.


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[Assistant] Alright, upsa daisy, upsa daisy, wah.


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[Assistant] Okay, I had to stay on that longer. I just keep getting so nervous I'm gonna get the- the camera angles suck in this game too. I can't move them at all. I can only like zoom in, which is the most unhelpful part. Okay, just ride it as far as you can and then jump off. Yeah, okay, we were just going way too early.


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[Assistant] Cool. Uh, was there anything back here? Uh, that just takes us back up, I'm pretty sure. So let's not go that way. Alright. It's always so dad- it's always so dad.


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[Assistant] It's always so sad when we see dad akumatized like that.


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[Assistant] Cause he's just so nice, you know? He's a good papa.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're just gonna leave it. It's not that important that I get it, you know?


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[Assistant] I'm not here to collect everything, obviously. And that one is just like not happening, so. Whatever. I don't need to let it get to me, you know? Oh my god, Marinette, please. Marinette, please!


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[Assistant] I don't think I can do anything with my yoyo. I can only like, fight enemies and stuff with it. Ugh.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, okay. Bleh! Noise, noise, noise. Anything else? Oh, there's some over here.


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[Assistant] Kagami, yeah, Kagami has like shoulder pads on, which is very funny. Uh, whatever. Just keep going. Oh, missed it. Oh, that's cool. I actually liked that shot.


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[Assistant] Probably? I mean, would that really be so weird?


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[Assistant] Is the checkpoint where we are or is the checkpoint where we start? I have no idea. That map is kind of the worst. Oh, I forgot how to jump for a second.


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[Assistant] Wait, I caught the, I caught the button edge. Wait, it doesn't matter cause I did it.


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[Assistant] Chloe- Chloe willingly got akumatized. Uh, I don't know if you m- I don't think I skipped that cutscene, did I?


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[Assistant] And so uh, he just gave it to her.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think she mainly was akumatized for the fact that she, like, wasn't invited to, uh, Adrian's party. I think he literally said that. Or did he invite her?


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[Assistant] I don't remember. I'm blanking. It's been like three hours since we started this game. And that was something we did within like the first five hours.


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[Assistant] Shoots and ladders! I can't break that. There's no reason for me to even be there.


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[Assistant] And this is still the part where he can just have his little hot daughter.


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[Assistant] Ow. Oh my god, I'm like super tense. No! Spambot, this is not the time! Spambot, no! Leave, Spambot!


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[Assistant] Asked that it gets a little iffy. I did see Gabriel grass. We're not going to talk about it, but I did see that episode.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it's hard to like, exactly see where we're supposed to go.


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[Assistant] That's so rude. Okay, that's really lame game design. I get having like a few locked behind things so they force you to come back later in the game and replay their game so it's technically longer than three hours. But to have like


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[Assistant] Look at- I- Okay, just a little smooch. A little smooch! A little smooch!


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[Assistant] Aww, disappointing.


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[Assistant] I wanted the Switch version cause I knew it would be bad.


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[Assistant] I knew it would be worse. That's why we did that. Yeah, Hawk Moth, by the way, did not look good. The lighting on him was kinda weird.


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[Assistant] Oh no, the bear! Oh no, not now! Sell you some of- yeah, about to transform back. That's what we were just saying!


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[Assistant] Let's get our batteries full and go save Chloe!


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Close every school in Paris. Okay. Tiki, this is a caterpillar out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] Do we have any free or cheap games on Switch that are fun? Uhm, yeah, uh, Tetris 99.


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[Assistant] Tetris 99 is really fun. You should definitely play Tetris 99. What is that? You unlock the power of Smash.


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[Assistant] Ooh, we gotta talk to everybody in town. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, I guess we should be psyched that school is closed, but this whole thing is about Chloe inducted.


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[Assistant] Possibly? I'm not sure. Like two of them. Noice, noice. Okay, gotta find-


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[Assistant] Let's go do that as well and maybe we'll find a friend.


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[Assistant] Lyla's back there. Can we be friends with Lyla? Have I been avoiding her? Nope. We cannot.


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[Assistant] I wasn't sure, why is everyone so sad? Oh, I guess cause Chloe is captured and they're worried about her.


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[Assistant] I was just gonna say, I was like, why does, why does everyone look so sad? Cause a girl was just kidnapped.


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[Assistant] Uh, it does stop you from actually getting ran over, but you can kinda like pretend you get ran over.


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[Assistant] If that makes sense. Uh, what is dexterity again? You move and hit faster and harder. Here.


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[Assistant] I'm so sorry Cat Noir, I do not, uh...


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[Assistant] I wanna take like a, like a two minute break really quick.


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[Assistant] Uh, basically just to run to the bathroom really fast and I'll be right back while this loads. So give me a second everybody.


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[Assistant] I'm alive, don't worry. I'm alive.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm alive. Uh, my dogs were like, you exist! And then I had to say hello to them. So yes, no reaction today because we're playing the game.


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[Assistant] But if you really can't wait, you can go to Patreon and watch it there. Alright, let me get some agua.


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[Assistant] Okay, I need to go find the silk around town.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna guess that like our friends will be near the silk, right? That's my thought.


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[Assistant] This is my first ever livestream. Yeah, I haven't livestreamed in like, a year. So it's been a while. I am- oh my god, I forgot I can't go that way.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, just dogs being dogs. Uh, I need to find, I need to find Alia and, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, Kagami and Luka. Oh, it's like right there, but let's not do that cause I'm afraid.


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[Assistant] I don't really care. How are you holding up, Alia? Awww. Nah, Alia, I'm here for you, girl, you know? I can't say for sure, but seems... I don't really care.


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[Assistant] I gotta- no, I found Nino. No, I've already found Nino. I'm trying to find- oh, we're so close. I'm trying to find Luka and Kagami. Cause- Luka! Kagami!


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[Assistant] We wouldn't be here if Chloe hadn't created all this chaos to start with. I can't believe she caused such disrespect in my name.


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[Assistant] I would never have done anything to hurt Max. I know the feelings, Kagami. She did the same thing, you know? It's been abducted. We must wish her the best.


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[Assistant] I'll never be best friends with her!


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[Assistant] Uuuh, this way takes me back to there. Maybe Luka's in here actually. Luka, are you in here?


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[Assistant] Didn't we go this way already? Where's the barge? Uhm, can I teleport actually?


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[Assistant] Everything okay, Luca? Are you feeling okay?


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[Assistant] Didn't you notice? Everyone seems to be on edge somehow. I can't quite put my finger on it.


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[Assistant] But this is as if everyone has lost hope. Because Ladybug hasn't been where Chloe is being held captive.


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[Assistant] My god, I can't believe we can teleport. I wasted so much time running around this town for nothing. Absolutely nothing. I missed times with Luca too!


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[Assistant] I think the game just autosaves, right? Oh god, I hope so.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. If I, if this corrupted, I will be so mad.


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[Assistant] Do not. Do not tell me it did. I'm pretty sure the game's been like auto saving so it should be fine. But if the game starts over here, I will be... Oh thank goodness. Hi Marinette.


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[Assistant] Marinette, we've messed up big time with you and Luca, and I'm so sorry. Please don't break again.


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[Assistant] Are you about to leave the neighborhood? Won't you be able to come back? Let's go find the caterpillar. The poor switch wants to be out of its misery. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] If it, okay, if the game was corrupted, yes. I probably won't start over right now. I'd probably just play the game off stream and then come back a different day and finish it out. But it looks like it's fine. So it's cool. It's cool. It's totally fine. But yes.


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[Assistant] Okay. I think my pigtails weren't showing up on my model for a second. It was kinda weird.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're not going that way. The game chugs when I'm back there, so we're not doing that. Can I write this game?


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[Assistant] I would give this game like 2 out of 5 right now. It's not...


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[Assistant] Like the game's not... horrible for like...


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[Assistant] Zeg's pretty much first console game, it's not bad.


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[Assistant] It's a little scoffy from time to time, but it's not bad.


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[Assistant] I think the environments look really good. A little weird at points, but I don't think they look bad.


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[Assistant] Okay, I might not go for every little thing here, I'll be honest. You might just start kind of going through this, especially because I know I messed up with Luka already.


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[Assistant] So I might not start collecting everything anymore. Or trying to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like the worlds are unique in this game. Enough. Uhm, I like the level design, you know? Well enough.


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[Assistant] I really liked, uh, Chloe's Akuma form. I thought that was cool. Do I have the... Yes I do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, am I supposed to go that way?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uh, okay, I know the game is very short. I know we're, we're at least past the halfway point.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought that was going to murder me or something. I absolutely thought that.


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[Assistant] Do I ship? No, cause like, I don't ship, uh, Gabriel and Natalie, cause Gabriel does not care about her at all.


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[Assistant] And I just don't care enough to go explore. I probably should make sure I collect some bare minimum things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we gotta collect some of these or else I'm not gonna be able to get the...


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[Assistant] Uh, HP stuff. What is down this way, actually? I'm kinda curious. What's over here? The soul secluded. It really was just for that. Yea, that didn't feel worth it. Alright. I am excited for the Awakening movie.


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[Assistant] Uh, Marinette and, uh, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Adrian come and they like detransform and they have those little moments. This is like that part in the sewer. How romantic.


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[Assistant] But it kinda, I don't know, like I think that's what they're just choosing to do, but it also could just be early.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't think it really matters if I do both, is it? Oh, there's no way. What is happening?


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[Assistant] Let's go get that, and then I really don't care what's all the way down there. I'm getting lazy. JK, I still care.


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[Assistant] It's a little bit off because I had to move some things around, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Next up, tomorrow, as long as I'm feeling up to it, we're doing Mob Psycho. Thursday is Fairy Tail. Uhm, Friday.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, so we're only doing episodes 2 and 3 of Ghosts and Molly McGee. Uhm, just for Halloween shenanigans.


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[Assistant] And then I'm hopeful that we can start coming back to, uh, he and Poppycat as long as people are still interested, you know?


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[Assistant] So that's the plan for that, but yes, uhm, basically it's just going to be, I have them like written down.


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[Assistant] Miraculous, Fairy Tail, Spike's Family, Mob Psycho 100, uh, My Hero, and then, uh, Me and Puppycat, and Camp Camp probably for the next long while. By to the end of this year will be those shows.


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[Assistant] What is happening? Why is the camera like this? Where am I going?


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[Assistant] Okay. What? What was all that madness? I have no idea what just happened. That was weird. That was so confusing. What in the game design was that?


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[Assistant] That felt, yeaah, so no miraculous episode today.


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[Assistant] Again, I did- I put out a calendar, which I never do. But I put out a schedule.


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[Assistant] On my community tab, and yeaah. I plan to, uh, play this.


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[Assistant] We'll get back into Miraculous next week. Ow, ow! Hello! Don't touch me! No, don't charge at me! No!


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[Assistant] What is the villain? I think the villain is Mayura.


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[Assistant] Uh, looks like we need to go that way, so I'm gonna run it back really fast and collect this. Oh, oh, whoa. Oh, this is just one of those weird things.


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[Assistant] No, no! Alright. I don't care enough to do this. I actually do not care enough to do that. I don't have that patience. I'll got that patience.


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[Assistant] I'm at this point where like people have corrected me enough on it that I don't know if I'm saying it incorrectly or correctly anymore.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we are in the sewers. It is very much Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


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[Assistant] Just join, how long will you be playing? Uhm, I think we still have like another hour of this game, maybe more? I'm not sure. Yeah, we've been playing for... four hours. And I took a little bit of a break and of course I'm reading the- mostly reading the dialogue.


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[Assistant] Four hours, but have we made progress? Yeah, we've made progress. I've saved Paris so many times. Like, I'm incredible. Best ladybug ever, as they say. Never been done before.


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[Assistant] So I got like lost many many times, when honestly we could have been just fast traveling, which is a-


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[Assistant] That's what I'm playing it on, and it's clunky, but we love it. You know, we stan.


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[Assistant] I'm terribly confused about what we're trying to do.


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[Assistant] Pretty sure we just murdered Mayura. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Cause we never, at least as far as I know, we haven't seen a scene like this in the series. I don't know if they have further down, nor do I want to know yet. But, I think that's super cool. You know?


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[Assistant] I guess I should say thank you anyway. When you were going to let me in on the top secret plan you've been scheming.


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[Assistant] I admit, I've been working alone. My idea was to give birth to the ultimate senti monster. One that Ladybug and Cat Noir could never defeat.


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[Assistant] And to do so, I need you, but without being aware of my plan.


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[Assistant] Is that so? And what in the world could the ultimate city man star manifest from?


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[Assistant] It manifested from your anger and frustration from the last time Mr. Pidgeon was defeated. Ah.


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[Assistant] You give her the ability to multiply people, and have her use them as vessels to spread her negativity!


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[Assistant] Of course she would fail. She has no match against Ladybug and Cat Noir, even as Klonika. Still, I remember you telling me it would be a flawless plan, Mayura.


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[Assistant] I wasn't lying, I just needed Chloe to spread confusion, sorrow, and frustration to the hearts of every Parisian so that the sentient monster could feed onto it. They had quite a feast, trust me.


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[Assistant] And now it takes Chloe captive. It can feed on the motherlode. Oh no. Chloe?


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[Assistant] But you're right, she will help the sensi monster complete its development.


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[Assistant] And once it evolves, it'll be truly in- invincible, wuh, wuh. Clay will even be more useful after all. That's right.


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[Assistant] Natalie just has like that lower like tone registry.


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[Assistant] Cause what, we had, we've had a blue orb glitch out on us.


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[Assistant] We've had our, uhm, yo-yo glitch into a wall and then never come back to us, so all we could do was kick and punch.


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[Assistant] Aww, look at that picture of Kagami Marinette. That's cute. Do I not have friends? What is this?


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[Assistant] I have no friends. Whoa.


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[Assistant] But honestly, for studios to get bedder, they need to make, you know...


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[Assistant] Uh, hm, we could benefit from learning about this new enemy. I saw on TV that the tensei monster laid eggs during its molting process. I need to go out and bring back three larvae.


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[Assistant] By studying their behavior, it might give us an insight what they're made of. Okay. I gotta go find larva. Okay, but I also want to like upgrade.


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[Assistant] Cause she's a child. Yeah, I would agree. It's like a 20 to 30 dollar game in my mind. I would give it like a 29.99 cause I think...


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[Assistant] But there is a lot of replayability, which I appreciate in games. It is forced, but I like it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I like that you can like kind of talk to the characters and like build friendships. I think that's nice. I also like that you can like run around the town too.


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[Assistant] Kinda missed to it. It's still closed obviously, but. What is that? Oh, the clock is ticking. Oh, okay. Alright.


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[Assistant] Is there actually a clock or no? Oh, I found one already. That was not difficult. So wait, uhm, I guess Zoe? Yea.


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[Assistant] I know, I like Zoe. She's cute. She's cute. Oh, there's one right there. Ooh.


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[Assistant] One more. Okay, I don't wanna like actually run into the third one though. Not right there, is it? It is.


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[Assistant] Let's bring them back to Master Fu. I WILL bring them back to Master Fu.


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[Assistant] But I also wanna find my friends. Well, don't they usually warn me?


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[Assistant] Oh, the game is very upset that I'm not going back to MasterFood. Okay, we'll just go back. We'll just go back.


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[Assistant] The game is very upset at me, so I'll listen I guess. Let's go back.


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[Assistant] Alright, Master Fu, what do you think? A while later. Excellent, Marinette. I've done resting tasks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's why they have Chloe. Cause they can just feed on Chloe!


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[Assistant] Hello? I'm seeing a lot of people I don't care about.


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[Assistant] Obviously we're going into the final battle, so like I should be able to talk to people, right? Maybe over here? By Chloe's? The mayor's still there freaking out. Relatable, honestly.


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[Assistant] Well, the town is like empty because people are scared. I guess they're just like not here.


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[Assistant] That's so weird. They're like warning me this is like the final time though, so I feel like they would be out and about. But I guess not?


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[Assistant] I already checked Luca's house, he's not there. Ugh, what a bummer. Oops. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay.


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[Assistant] Figure out what I missed, cause I don't know where they are. Yeah, RIP Marinette. Right before the final battle too, we get hit by a card.


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[Assistant] I wish we had more interactions between them in this game. I feel like they don't get to talk at all. Like we literally don't get to interact with Adrian.


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[Assistant] Or Cat Noir, ever. Or vice versa, you know? It's kinda sad.


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[Assistant] He will get two shot. I'm pretty sure he will get two shot. Ugh. R.I.P.


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[Assistant] Speaking of him though, let us hop


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[Assistant] If we listened to Nadia, we would've found out the town's in lockdown.


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[Assistant] Not gonna- oh, I missed it. I don't really know what happened there, but whatever. Alright, we're getting close, we're getting close.


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[Assistant] I'm curious how this game's gonna end. Like it's just gonna be a saving the day, right? Or is there gonna be like some actual like ooooo thing?


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[Assistant] Why is there so many of these around? Again, these are not necessary to pick up, but...


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[Assistant] Uuuh, yeaah, look. Uuuh, it's getting laggy. Oh no.


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[Assistant] You might want to watch the April episode of Gabriel Agress. I have watched it actually. Uhm, oh my god.


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[Assistant] I have watched it. It was interesting. I'm not going to talk about it though. I'm not going to talk about it. Because we still have a ways.


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[Assistant] Again, these enemies can take any blow. You have to find- to stun them?


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[Assistant] Like what? That's so weird. That's so, so, so, so, so, come here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can just like hit them three times and they still die. There was nothing different about them. Yes, I'm just kind of button mashing, but...


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[Assistant] Okay, that was weird, like the music stopped. That was very- yes, the game is bad, but we love it. We absolutely love the drama.


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[Assistant] There's no reason those cutscenes should be bad.


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[Assistant] What is happening? When am I even moving? I can't see with this.


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[Assistant] Seriously, I can legitimately just, uuuh. That's why I stepped on something weird there. I see, I see. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Makes sense, makes sense. I s- ooh. Apparently I need a cat Noir?


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[Assistant] That scene on PC is perfect.


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[Assistant] That gave me way too much of a laugh. Can I get up here? Okay, I can get up there. Ohhh, I'm in love.


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[Assistant] I don't- oh, it's just that. I don't really care enough to do that.


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[Assistant] Okay, I think I'm still hitting it. Okay, yep, I was still hitting it.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, the camera does not. Okay, I can't go that way, I just can't go that way. Alright, Julie noted, we cannot go that way.


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[Assistant] Alright, uhm, where is the... Where are those platforms, honestly?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, stay, stay, stay, stay, we jumped too late, we jumped too late.


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[Assistant] That's pretty game ruining. Can I? Okay. I didn't know if the whole thing was like a solid object or not.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, why is it turning? Okay. I can't see. Don't love that.


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[Assistant] No, I can't control the camera angle at all. Only thing I can do is like zoom in. I'll show you. I can do this.


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[Assistant] And then go, like, out. That's all I can do. I can't do anything with the camera. The camera is all controlled by the game. So it's rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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[Assistant] Oh my god, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, please. Get your act together now.


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[Assistant] Girl, I'm telling you to use your cool attack move. Do it.


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[Assistant] Am I supposed to reach all the way there? Oh no. Okay. I just skipped.


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[Assistant] Oh, this one's coming down. Oh, I was just impatient.


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[Assistant] I doubt my own ladybug powers on a daily. I need to be more confident ladybug, that's my problem.


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[Assistant] Uhm, noo, the deluxe edition is $70, the base game is, uh, $50.


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[Assistant] Or maybe it will. I don't know. I doubt it. Oh, we're totally near the end now. It's getting very close. Can I just avoid these guys?


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[Assistant] What was that? Don't tell me that's what I think it is!


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I take it back. We don't want to roll into them. We don't want to roll into them. Absolutely do not want to. Can I break them? Oh, they just disappeared. That's weird. Um, okay. Maybe we can deflect them. Maybe let's try deflecting. Wait, I can target. So, okay. No.


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[Assistant] Okay, deflecting, not, not where it's at actually. Definitely not where it's at. Uhm. God, they make this so unclear.


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[Assistant] No! Okay, we just have to be patient, I guess. Okay, it's just patience, that's all.


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[Assistant] Okay. This game is like just hitting me to hit me. Like nothing was like by me.


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[Assistant] Why? Let's stay in the ground so I can hit you and then we can cataclysm something. What is happening right now? Just let me-


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[Assistant] Come on, come on, come on. Oh, come on, come on, come on. Maybe if I like deflect it. Maybe if I do that? No, it did nothing. And I wasted an opportunity. I could have hit him there. Oh no.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm tilted right now. I'm very tilted. I have no idea what's happening.


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[Assistant] I absolutely do not understand what I'm doing wrong right now. I have no idea.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, this is so intuitive, I don't know what to do. Uuuh, the moth hates me. Okay, come on, come on, come on. It hit me the last time though, so I don't wanna, like, deflect. No, no.


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[Assistant] I wear my sunglasses and that so I can, so I can.


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[Assistant] Oh, 10 out of 10. Great gameplay experience. Okay, cool.


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[Assistant] That's entirely fair, I understand. Alright, so how does this game wrap?


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[Assistant] It's just, they really wanted you to see the credits. It's fine. It's fine. It's loading.


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[Assistant] I suppose I owe you the truth. I was the one who arranged the deal you made with Hawk Moth. So, huh, so embarrassing. Well, thanks for nothing. If I were Hawk Moth, you'd be fired. Rest assured, I didn't want for it to go down this way, Chloe.


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[Assistant] As if. Being a superhero is so overrated anyways. I don't have time for this. I don't necessarily agree, Chloe.


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[Assistant] One last thing. Alright?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, you got me so scared. That was the end of the game with the credits. Why did they do that? That was terrifying.


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[Assistant] Girl, did you forget today's Adrian's birthday? Poor Adrian with everything that's been going on, the school's closed, the lockdown, Hawk Moth's attack on Paris. Looks like he's going to spend his birthday alone.


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[Assistant] You're always here to support me. Uh, this game is technically like, uh, close to the end of season 3.


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[Assistant] Max being akumatized again, Chloe's been abducted, the whole sitting apparel, you still find time to care about me.


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[Assistant] Okay, before my eyes get wet, there's a thing I really need to tell you. Adrian's on his way home right now, alone.


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[Assistant] Okay, but where are you getting at? Clue in, girl! Do you see him now? He must be devastated that this whole senti monster thing has birthday canceled. You mean now? Now? I'll get out of your hair, Marinette. Bye! Oh, you wait! Okay, so we gotta go talk to...


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[Assistant] Can I not talk to Luka and Kagami again? Dang. Okay. Brutal, but alright.


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[Assistant] Maybe talk to Alia as Adrian? It could be.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess let's go to this house then. Cause I don't see anybody else.


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[Assistant] Oh, Nathalie, what's up? Yes, I know, I read the news, thank you.


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[Assistant] Okay. Don't have to sound so sad about it.


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[Assistant] Why does it keep telling me to talk to Alia? I talked to her already. Like why? Yeah, maybe I do need to talk to her as Adrienne. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm thinking it's- oops, sorry. I clicked too much? I think it's broke. I think we broke it.


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[Assistant] Then we're gonna just try to look it up, and I don't even know if we're gonna be able to find the ending. That'd be annoying.


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[Assistant] Talk to- oh, maybe we do need to talk to Natalie at Adrienne. Maybe.


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[Assistant] But I think the problem is the game was confused. I think I didn't talk to Alia yet.


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[Assistant] Okay, we saw all this. I can't skip this though.


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[Assistant] Did I miss something? I think I heard people chanting yesterday evening. Can I befriend her at all?


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[Assistant] There's no way there's a guide for this game yet, is there? This is really sad. Uhm...


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[Assistant] Talk to Alia. I tried talking to Alia as Adrian. They won't even let me talk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe we'll try talking to dad. Maybe. I don't know. I have no idea. Try to walk into the aggress mansion? I think the gate stops me.


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[Assistant] That's usually when it's like weird like this. I need to- sorry. I need to like walk into somebody.


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[Assistant] Digivixen, you're the real MVP! Digivixen, yas! Oh wait, no, this is the same thing. Nevermind, I got too excited. I forgot. Dad. Holds up a cutscene. Nevermind. No, we're still stuck. This fix nothing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, maybe we should pick the other option. Maybe that'll fix it. Yeah, that's not a bad idea actually. Maybe that one's-


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[Assistant] Maybe that one's fixed. No, I didn't find the problem at all. I got too excited. Oh my god. Okay, uhm, ugh.


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[Assistant] Sorry Digivixxon, you are not the MVP. I'm so sorry.


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[Assistant] Oh nooo. Okay, let's try the other dialogue option. Maybe that one's just glitched. Cause we've been picking the... are we picking the top one?


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[Assistant] Miraculous. Oops, I'm not typing into anything. We gotta look. See if other people have hit the ending. It could just be a bug on.


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[Assistant] Miraculous rise of the Sphinx. Let's see. Uhm.


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[Assistant] They didn't even do the ending. Oh no, that's not good for me. Oh, that's so bad for me. Oh no. No, I'll never know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, console gameplay. Let's see here.


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[Assistant] We have one chance. If I can enter into here and go back, maybe it might set the game correctly. So, okay, let's abandon.


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[Assistant] Noooo! Are you kidding me right now?


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[Assistant] Oh, that's ridiculous. Well.


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[Assistant] No ending frost, I guess. Alright, let's, let's see what I can piece together. Gabriel has more plans.


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[Assistant] For Chloe, uh, the friends come together to host a party.


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[Assistant] No, that's great. No, I love it. No, that's cool. I love- I love being soft-locked.


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[Assistant] No, I absolutely love that. That's, that's truly, uhm,


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[Assistant] That's what I paid for, obviously. I really wanted to be soft blocked. Uh huh. No, it's cool. Maybe try close in the entire game?


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[Assistant] I think it saved it though. That's the bad part. We'll try. This is our last try. If it doesn't work, I'm calling it though, okay?


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[Assistant] It's a little repetitive, but it's not that long, so it's not that bad. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I got the Switch version though because I wanted it to be clunky. I wanted to have goofy moments that we could all laugh at.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so yes, in a way, I did this to myself.


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[Assistant] Do I kinda regret it now? Yes. Is the ending worth it?


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[Assistant] Fix this eventually. If not, my whole thing is just bugged and I'll have to start the game over without New Game Plus, which is gonna suck. Uhm, but we'll see.


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[Assistant] You know, I didn't think we'd literally be soft-locked out of the ending. That's, that was not, that's not what I thought would happen.


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[Assistant] Uhm, obviously the other versions of the game work better because people have achieved the ending and got through. But...


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[Assistant] We knew the switch would be messy. Oh no, we're absolutely hozzed. We are hozzed. One more try as Adrien though. I'll be up.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think when the game autosaved wherever we were, we were done for from that point on.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, so uhm, I don't know, I think, I think uhm, uhm,


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[Assistant] I- I was gonna like play through the game and try to 100% it, but since we softlocked it, I don't wanna end up-


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[Assistant] I don't want to start a new save until like, Zeg puts out something saying that they fixed this. Cause there's no way I'm going through all this like, trials and tribulation. Especially cause I don't have save slots. Just to get soft locked out again.


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[Assistant] To play it on a different console. That's not happening. Like I'm not doing that. So I'm not gonna waste another like three hours of my life trying to get through this game. To get an ending that I'm not guaranteed to get.