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[Assistant] To prepare the team, right? And everyone on earth knows this, who watch that game. Why are they coming back? That makes no sense.


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[Assistant] Did you go three years ago or two years ago or last year? Are those all the same things that you did?


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[Assistant] The previous couple years, cause didn't Tom warn you about Mike McCarthy? I thought there was like...


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[Assistant] Something where Tom was like, this guy is kind of like a fraud. Or something like that. Well, I wouldn't say a fraud, but like he warned you about the things that he does that frustrate you as a fan.


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[Assistant] That was what I was gonna transition to.


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[Assistant] I want to ask Tom, well first of all, there was a player this weekend that was more wide open. Uh, that was David Moore on that 44 yard touchdown pass from Baker Mayfield where two Eagles ran into each other. Two Eagles and the rest didn't tackle at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the first half. And then later in that same play, two Eagles ran into each other again near the gold line. It was so beautiful. Like, I've never seen something happen where, it was like, remember when those two Florida players were blocking each other, Scooter? Remember that highlight reel? I think, uh, that was pretty sad.


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[Assistant] That's what happened on that play. So, uh, I'm not gonna leave the Eagles out from this dunking as well as the Giants fan like they deserve to get piped as well.


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[Assistant] being too scared to throw the ball or, or was there something different in that, uh, secondary?


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[Assistant] Why bring him in as a backup? Do you know who would be perfect?


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[Assistant] Joe Flacco, yes, bring him.


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[Assistant] Yes, it is quite entertaining. That was like watching. I hate it and I love it.


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[Assistant] It was like two trains colliding while a tornado and a hurricane were happening and then it started snowing. Like that was so good. It was amazing.


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[Assistant] Alright, Texans Ravens, let's preview this.


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[Assistant] I think the Raven steamroll Lamar is going to, like, they're going to make it easy on the Ravens. Like, they're going to simplify the game plan. They're not going to do anything exotic. They don't really have to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is, this is the year for the Ravens to put up or shut up.


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[Assistant] And uh, they better get it done or else we will be laughing and dunking on them next week.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brandon, what do you think about Texans Ravens?


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[Assistant] Alright, 49ers Packers. Oh! Interesting.


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[Assistant] That is the second Saturday game. By the way, I love the playoffs because there is Saturday NFL football. I am going to say.


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[Assistant] The, unfortunately Tom, the magical ride ends on Saturday at 8.15. The Niners have had a week off to prepare and uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that's an easy pick. I'll probably be wrong. It'll be funny if I am, but I think the Niners win.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, a little hate right there. Speaking of the next game, uh, you know, Scooter now has a personal beef with the Detroit Lions as actual players don't like him.


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[Assistant] That's how long ago that was. I actually had acne the last time they won.


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[Assistant] So, uh, Lions, I would think would win this. You know, they will win it if they do by like one or two points because they have to make it interesting. Like they, they're not a team that's just gonna get out.


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[Assistant] And, and beat the crap out of another team, they're gonna make it hurt for their fans. That's what they do.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is Patrick Mahomes first road playoff game that he's ever played.


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[Assistant] Yeah, outside of Super, which are neutral site, but this is the first time he's had to go into a hostile environment.


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[Assistant] And uhm, yeaah, it's gonna be that game. I think this is, you know, the Bill script has been very much arched for them to break through this year. Like you see the writers have put together a pretty good script for the Bills. I think that this is the time that they finally actually get into that.


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[Assistant] AFC Championship game and they exact their revenge. So, uh, I'm going to take the bills and a close one.


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[Assistant] I know. Thanks. Thanks, Brandon. Countdown, please.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. We're good. We're good. Paint them nails and tweet at Cole Beasley. So Beasley.


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[Assistant] I'm working on these NFL teams can't hire for shizz.


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[Assistant] Very bad teams that do no coach. It's very epic.


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[Assistant] Uh, Carolina is not actually mentioned because their futility has only been the last three years. So, I'm looking at an overall kind of picture.


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[Assistant] Oh, look and listen to you apologizing. Dude, you've, you've worked for 68 consecutive days, 20 hour days. Do not apologize.


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[Assistant] I'm great, but now I'm even better now because Brandon Perna's wearing green too.


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[Assistant] Honestly, we just wake up in the morning. Sometimes we do a freaky friday thing. We wake up in each other's bodies.


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[Assistant] Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like it's a big, it's a big deal, right? That he's gone.


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[Assistant] I mean, all of us, we can bet on the thing that we were talking about in the pre-show.


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[Assistant] I actually, I have someone who's really, really excited about the Dan Snyder.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you a little something. First of all, you mentioned something about, you know, how terrible Dan Snyder was and how because he was at the tippy-top of trickle-down, that's the only time in history that trickle-down economics has actually worked. And it still is a failure.


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[Assistant] That's one. And two, in terms of Dan Snyder being gone, I'm not gonna believe it until he's gone, gone. He's on the yacht, and we never see him ever, ever again. And then, I believe he's gone.


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[Assistant] But oh boy, the other day I was walking down the street and I found a pine cone and that pine cone was the most beautiful thing that I ever saw. But then I found out that Dan Snyder is going to be gone. So now the pine cone is the second best day of my life.


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[Assistant] It honestly sounds like an angel, but like a biblically accurate one, the ones that are like monsters, and they got like 18 irons.


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[Assistant] They ignored it for so long. I mean, I can see why they did it, but they ignored the position for so long they didn't care, but Devondre Campbell, they're like, oh, this is what it's like to have a good guy in the middle. We should do that more.


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[Assistant] Literally wanted him so badly because we needed safety help so badly and he went there and just stunk. They paid him like good-


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[Assistant] C'est quand don't wanna run, so don't run.


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[Assistant] Real quick about this too, because Aaron Jones took a pay cut to stay with the Packers and everyone was like, oh my God, like that's amazing. He's like, I'm still making $11 million. I never made $11 million for like, that's a big deal for me. Didn't want to be greedy, but it's also like, it just goes to show like Aaron Jones, a really good running back and.


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[Assistant] Like he should be getting like top money, but the market is so bad. So bad for running backs.


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[Assistant] Drops a wildflower commander's reaction today. Tomorrow I'm going to do some draft stuff, probably a mock draft and a GPS and Q and A and all that great warm up stuff. Yea, I want to try to bang out all these reactions before the draft, but we'll see how it happens. I got 11 teams left. That's fair.


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[Assistant] Alright, Emodac coming next week. Scooter, next few months.


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[Assistant] What do you guys have coming out? I'm streaming tonight


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[Assistant] Troyd's losing all these games on Thanksgiving, it doesn't matter. That didn't rhyme to it, oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, now he's tracking to be the Jets quarterback in 15 years, so he's right on track.


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[Assistant] Pathetic. And I'm sitting here watching our number five draft pick, Evaporate, but also loving it. The whole time.


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[Assistant] One of the quarterbacks that we want will be there at 6. Drake may, maybe, uh, Penex. Penex might be there at 6. Not everybody. I mean, and the Giants could trade up, which is a bad move. But the Giants will draft a quarterback in this draft.


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[Assistant] The thing is, I just love that game. I love that the fact that we finally beat the Eagles for once in a game where they were actually trying.


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[Assistant] But here's the thing about Belichick, like what, if you're so confident in DAC and the offense, right, if you just love the offense the way that it is, Belichick knows how to put together a defense. Any team on earth


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[Assistant] One more thing. I feel like there's gotta be some punishments or wagers on the line between you two here. Maybe Scooter recreating the, uh, the Rodgers, the Rodgers catch on the sideline there. I think, I think, yea, oh, the Jared Cook, I'm sorry. Uh, yea, maybe, maybe a little bit of that.


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[Assistant] No, no, don't you think that tail's wagging the dog a little bit? You're giving up a lot of power to Sean Payton and that doesn't always work well.


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[Assistant] I think it's really unfair to tag Saekwon again. Really, when you could use that cap hit for...


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[Assistant] You know, more players on defense or something like that.


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[Assistant] He, he was the value of that tag this year. It's just, you gotta wonder when.


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[Assistant] I think someone else, another team would be very happy to pay Saekwon the money. He'll probably get a two or three year deal, but unfortunately he's probably not gonna be a giant next year.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, I think Shane is gonna want his guy. They have said openly that they will draft a quarterback in this draft. It might not be in the first round or it could be in the second round, but they've already said that. So, they're clearly...


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[Assistant] I'd be Caleb Williams for sure, and then Drake May after that, and then, uhm, Michael P. Daniels, just because I need a Penex jersey, and then Jade and Daniels after that. Like, JJ McCarthy and Bo Nicks are the last guys I want.


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[Assistant] In New York, so, or New Jersey, whatever. But, uh, you know, this team, this giant team was three wins away, you know, three.


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[Assistant] Very winnable games away from being a playoff team. You know, they, they blew that Jets game. They blew that Rams game because they had Mason Crosby's old ass out there. Yeah. Thanks, Tom. Love you. That's why you're in the playoffs because of that.


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[Assistant] I don't think he forgot how to coach. I just, I know that there was a beat. Now the beef between him and Wink Martindale was kind of.


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[Assistant] Uh, we thought that it was bull, but then it kind of turns out that it was real. Like a guy just doesn't mutually agree to leave because he, you know, if he likes his boss, like they are like, hey, let's ride again. So I guess, you know, Dave will probably looked at Martindale as a guy who was reckless at times, which he was, but.


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[Assistant] At the same time, like, he saw the talent that we had on defense and he's like, yo, zero blitz every time. And it worked to some degree and we got burnt a lot. Did not work against the Cowboys or the 49ers, but, uh, I don't know, maybe Antonio Pierce comes back and, uh, but I think, I think Dave Wold did not forget how to coach.


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[Assistant] So, we make the playoffs next year, everything is all in right again. If we miss the playoffs, then, uh, we have Ben McAdoo 2 points.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had to text him too. I was like, yo, don't toss off on camera. That is the fatality of a YouTuber. Uh, you know, I mean, it can happen.


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[Assistant] He's definitely gonna be one of the most sought after coaching hires of the last


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[Assistant] Saban and, like Saban retired. I don't think he needs another challenge in his life. I don't think he needs to fix another. Yeah, he's gonna be on, he's gonna be an analyst or something. He's gonna be on college game day in the morning and his opinion is going to be


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[Assistant] If he wants to, if he's still got that fire, he's going to go somewhere immediately where he can win. And that looks like the LA Chargers to me. It's been rumored for a while and they've got Justin Herbert. They've got a quarterback that he can turn into a winner. That's being, that was wasted by an idiot on the sidelines.


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[Assistant] I think Belichick, all he has to do is not be Brandon Staley and that's an 11-win team.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but like, isn't that incongruent? I mean, he employed Jason Garrett for how long? Like, that's, you know, cool.


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[Assistant] If you don't read, if you actually read the comments, like there's a lot of times where we just want to go off and we just.


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[Assistant] The smart thing to do is just ignore the comments or whatever, but like Stephen A. Smith did not put a muzzle on and just went at it. And I, I can kind of respect it, you know.


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[Assistant] In nowadays, there's always an audience. There used to be a cohort of an audience where you could lose them. But in these more niche, uh, oriented podcasts, like why would you, unless you're doing something to alienate your direct audience, which Stephen A. Smith was obviously not doing, he was pleasing his audience, like,


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[Assistant] That's your tribe. That's your fans. Like yes, on ESPN, that's a blended audience and you could easily piss off a quarter of them just by opening your mouth, but it's completely different when you have your own podcast. People are seeking you.


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[Assistant] To go out and listen to you because they like you. And unless you do something to piss them off, you're not gonna get cancelled by them.


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[Assistant] I can super respect that if you write a book yourself, like hiring a ghost writer and sitting down for a two hour interview and then telling the ghost writer to make some insane metaphors about you trying out for basketball or something like that, that's just bitch. If you, I mean like, if you're gonna write a book,


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[Assistant] I know, I know. Go ahead. I said Arthur Smith in week one was on the hot seat.


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[Assistant] And I was right. I knew his ass was getting fired this year. I was 1000% right about that. And y'all doubted me. Y'all were like, Arthur Smith, why would he? No, no, no, no, no, no. I know that guy's an idiot. And he got fired.


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[Assistant] This was an accurate call. You were asking us to say things that we called correctly. Can we call some games here? Browns, Texans. What do y'all got?


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[Assistant] I love the Browns in this game. I'm going Browns. Let's see here.


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[Assistant] There's not many obstacles there. The lion's probably going to give him the most trouble.


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[Assistant] They did beat them if Dan Campbell wasn't a moron. Alright, Steelers Bills. Bills.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Lion's Rams. This one probably gonna be the best game. No idea. It's gonna be a really good game. No idea.


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[Assistant] I could see Dan Campbell doing really dumb things. He does not change.


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[Assistant] Because it's the playoffs. If it's fourth and seven on his own 30, like he's gonna go for it like a moron. That is my biggest concern. I love the Lions. I hope, I hope that they win.


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[Assistant] A playoff game because that city needs it, but Dan Campbell, if they lose, it's going to come down to a decision that Campbell made, not execution. And that's if I'm a Lions fan, I am very worried. That's why I'm going to take the Rams because Sean McFay is not going to do that.


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[Assistant] It could be a really good game because the Eagles are playing awful and the Buccaneers are, well, I mean...


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[Assistant] Bakers kinda banged up though, so like it could be just a blowout, you know.


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[Assistant] Who knows? Really the Buccaneers are there by default. Like they probably shouldn't. I mean, they just got in because the AFC South is garbage. Alright, let's call that game. Eagles, Buccaneers, and let's get out of here.


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[Assistant] Let's go Bugs. Let's go Bugs.


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[Assistant] What if it's a blowout though to the eagles? What if it's like a 40 to 7 type?


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Clickbait Sports. I've been missing you guys. I have not been here for a while.


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[Assistant] You guys already know what the deal is though. We got Five, we got Tree, we got Perna, we got Tom Rossi, and you got Scooter McGruder. Today, we are going to be predicting who is going to win


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[Assistant] I have no expectations for this season. I'm just glad college football is back. Week zero does not count. Notre Dame is garbage and should not be ranked. I do not care what you say.


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[Assistant] I'm never cutting my beard in my life again. I didn't have friends.


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[Assistant] This is a good one. This is a good one.


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[Assistant] I like the consensus, but we can, we can all come to an agreement. Let's try and all come to an agreement.


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[Assistant] But, the Bills haven't won the past two seasons. Uh, they've been coming in the wild card.


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[Assistant] Zane looks explosive. He could be one of the, he's looking like Kaderius Tony Percy Harvin at the University of Florida explosive. I'm going to go Ravens personally.


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[Assistant] I, what's the percentage of DTR taking the starting


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[Assistant] No running back who's wanted out has gotten out. Saquon signed eventually, uh, who's the other running ba- uh, Oakland Re-


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[Assistant] Which running back would you least like to tackle? Going head up, one on one. Would it be Derek Henry in his prime? Or would it be Mike Allstop in his prime? Which one? Straight up, head to head.


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[Assistant] So we're saying the Jets don't make the playoffs in this scenario.


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[Assistant] Why do I think the Cowboys are winning the division? Because I think last year,


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[Assistant] Lock it in. You have lost your mind if you think Sam Howell's gonna go into Dallas and beat the D- America's team. Sam Howell! Sam Howell last year! We allowed that to happen last year.


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[Assistant] The mustache alone from Kirk Cousins. The mustache alone is gonna propel them to first place in that division. That's good logic.


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[Assistant] Are, are they just outright taking for Caleb Williams? Yes, yes.


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[Assistant] It's literally the Cowboys and the Eagles are the best teams in the NFC this year. So one of us is going and I don't have faith it's going to be the Eagles.


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[Assistant] Chat, let us know too, chat. What are you thinking, chat? The heck?


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[Assistant] Before Russ, you actually believed in Drew Locke. Then Russ came. Then it was the coach's fault. Then you got Sean Payton. And you guys are still 0-3.


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[Assistant] Despite your recent YouTube videos doing well, it is not worth your mental health to continue supporting this team. Please come to the light.


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[Assistant] Okay, so that's different than Daxsucking, eh. It's partially Daxsucking. We beat the-


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[Assistant] Uh, the Chiefs losing early, not a good look. So look, we'll bounce back. We will bounce back. Maybe Josh Dobbs is better than we thought he was. Remember, Dobbs?


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[Assistant] Who did you wrestle? Who did you defeat at age 16?


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[Assistant] What is the probability that the Broncos make the playoffs?


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[Assistant] Speaking of script writers, somehow the Steelers got a win this past weekend. Tree, take us through what happened in that game for those who did not get a chance to watch it. How did y'all end up winning this game?


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[Assistant] No, you gotta come in blue with, uh, girl shorts on. It's, it's shorts.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got the pregame coming out, the pregame press conferences, Cowboys, Florida Gators, Gators taking on Kentucky this week. Let's go Gators.


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[Assistant] Okay, so yeah, Jordan Love didn't play well, Matt LaFleur pooped his pants because, uh, Aaron Jones wasn't in the game again and doesn't know how to call a game plan without Aaron Jones.


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[Assistant] And we have no run game and our defense played well enough, except the time that Preston Smith tried to cover Devontae Adams, uh, to win that game. And then, yeah, I mean, we have no O-line, we have no run game and Jordan Loveden played well. So that's.


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[Assistant] That's a recipe for disaster, even though Josh McDaniels literally was like, here you go, you can win. We're not going to go for on fourth and one and kick a 52 yard field goal, which we're going to miss. So.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't think it's necessarily done because the NFC North is so trash. Uhm, I mean, literally the Bears and Vikings have the same record right now. And Justin Jefferson is now injured. So, it's not over by any stretch, but...


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[Assistant] There are things that I'm concerned about that are popping up from week to week that are not getting fixed.


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[Assistant] Like, for example, like, we just don't, the offense just doesn't show up in the first half. I mean, it's happened in almost every single game. And if you go up against gooder teams, like better teams than the Raiders or then, you know, the Bears, things like that, like the Lions, you're gonna get beat every single time. So that's kind of the big concern right now, but...


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's, uh, I'm curiously, we already have a bye week, so hopefully, you know, things can get a little better, Aaron Jones will be better, but uhm, yeah. If we lose to the Broncos, then I could be like, yeah, it might be done.


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[Assistant] Scooty, you remember on clickbait when we were talking, just last Thursday, we were having a conversation.


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[Assistant] And you were, there was the conversation between you and five about how the Cowboys didn't play anybody and you were defending the Cowboys. And you're like, well, who are the Eagles playing? We're going back and forth. And then I stepped in and I was like, listen, it's not going to be bad unless you get blown out by the 49ers. Then it's going to be really bad. And you said, okay.


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[Assistant] Well, they got blown out by the 49ers. Uh, 42 to 10. And...


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[Assistant] Buddy, I just want, just in case you forgot, just because, so the first, the first drive touchdown, right, for the 49ers, right? Then they punted, they punted again, they fumbled.


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[Assistant] Then they punted. Hey, then they got that touchdown. It was a really nice throw by Dak. Probably the nicest one he had all game. Then they punted. Then it was the end of the half. Then they got a field goal.


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[Assistant] Then there's an interception, then an interception, then an interception, then a punt, and then that was the end of the game. So I just wanted to get your thoughts on just the colossal offensive performance that the Cowboys put up against the 49ers because it was one for the book.


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[Assistant] I just want to ask a legit question, like a legit question. Okay. So what is your excuse for the defense that allowed 42 points?


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[Assistant] So, so, okay, to be fair, so were the Packers.


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[Assistant] That's 42. And listen, 49ers is the best team in football. They're the best team in football. That's 42 points. That's a, that's a, that's 6 touchdowns.


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[Assistant] What was the score? They scored, what was it, 17-13 I think?


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[Assistant] I'm knocking down the competition level. 42 is a lot.


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[Assistant] My question is like, okay, where do you rank the Cowboys then in the NFC?


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[Assistant] Who'd the Lions play? They beat the Chiefs! Might put Tamp over.


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[Assistant] The way that everything that's been said about Russ Wilson, like you said this last year too, Perna, cause like that was a big sticking point. You were like, why isn't like his teammates sticking up for him? And it took so long until like into the season to do so. And they were yelling at him on the sidelines too. Yeah. And I mean like, I think, you know, what Sean Payton said in the off season, I know he like, he threw hack it under the bus and all that great stuff.


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[Assistant] But I think that there was some truth to what, uh, Peyton said about, like, the Broncos basically, they treated it as they won the offseason, this massive trade, it was the Broncos' country, let's ride. Which, I get it, from a team perspective, you're trying to sell tickets, you're trying to, like, get, you know, your fanbase hyped about it, what have you, what have you.


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[Assistant] It seems like Russell Wilson, like he's the quarterback, right? And Marshawn Lynch in that same interview said that he got treated differently, right? Pete Cowell was like, hey, if you want to talk to Russell Wilson, you do talk to me. Like you talk to me and then I will give that information. Right? Cause he knows he's toxic.


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[Assistant] I feel like that's fine when you're winning.


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[Assistant] When you're losing, it just amplifies and makes everything significantly worse. Cause it's like, okay, you know what? We're winning. So whatever he's doing, as long as he's playing well, I really don't care because we're winning. And once you start losing and if he's not playing well, then that completely shifts and you know, you have what you have.


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[Assistant] Well, it goes back to something that Aaron Rodgers said, uhm, I think it was last year.


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[Assistant] He was told that he had a really interesting conversation on, uh, McAfee's show.


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[Assistant] I was talking about the difference between college and the pros and was basically saying like in college, you call coach, coach, right? It's very like, yes, sir. No, sir. What have you would have you because that person.


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[Assistant] Is gonna decide, like, how much you're playing, if you're playing at all, like, they can bench you, what have you. But once you get to the NFL, it's like, hey, we're all professionals, we're all adults, right? We can talk to each other like that, you know, I'm gonna call my coach Matt, I'm gonna call him Robert, whatever, whatever, whatever.


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[Assistant] And so now, like again with Russ Wilson, if he's being treated differently, especially like imagine you're a rookie, like going into that, if you have a young roster, you might be like, okay, well, that's maybe how this works because he's been in the league for such a long time, whatever, whatever, whatever.


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[Assistant] But, again, as long as they're winning, that's fine. But when a guy is so public, like Russell Wilson, especially last season, and they start losing, he's gonna be the first one that's gonna get a ton of flack. And even this season, unrightfully so, except for this past Sunday,


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson was still getting a lot of crap for why the Broncos were losing, and he wasn't even the reason they were losing. So like that even is carried over from last season to this season.


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[Assistant] But I think, I think it's it because last year, if you look at both those games, the Broncos played them like really, really well. Russ got concussed in that second game and they almost won that game.


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[Assistant] So, I think, you never know with like, divisional games. I mean, look at the commanders, right? The commanders, they go toe to toe with the Eagles, bring them into overtime, and then they lose to the Bears on Thursday night. Divisional games are weird, you never know.


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[Assistant] Taylor Swift, she will be watching her, bro. But how many times we gonna see her, I don't know. Probably 65.


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[Assistant] See, I was gonna say like, make that as Twitter profile pic for like, ooooh. Listen, listen, I'm not-


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[Assistant] Oh, I still got that, that scar is gonna be there for life and it is the most, like, I am so proud of this scar. 100%. It's like a tattoo.


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[Assistant] This was funny about Giants fans, uh, and I can actually relate to this because


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[Assistant] I, I agree, like if, if Jalen Hurts is truly healthy, then I like the Eagles. Uhm, I like what the, the Giants have done.


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[Assistant] I like where they're going. And even though I just made fun of Dan Jones, I do think it's the right answer because I think, uh, one more year with Brian Dable, you'll see the real leap, uh, Dan Jones can make. But, oh, here's the...


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[Assistant] The Giants had to shut down one guy, and that was Justin Jefferson. Uh, and Dexter Lawrence...


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[Assistant] Has been great. His Pilates quote was hilarious during the game talking to, uh, uh, uh, Leonard. The Pilates got me right, dude. The Pilates got me right. A lot to like about the Giants. But they gotta try and shut down AJ Brown, Devontae Smith, and Miles Sanders.


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[Assistant] And the guy who kills the Giants every time, Boston Scott.


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[Assistant] That he's like, Giants fans know more about Boston Scott than any other fan base because he shows up for two games every year and is just against the Giants.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, people are thinking there's gonna be an upset. There's gonna be an upset. And yes, both teams showed some flaws. Wild card weekend.


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[Assistant] I wish we were getting them in the AFC Championship game because one of them beat the piss out of the Chiefs at some point.


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[Assistant] The thing Joe Burrow has, Adam you touched on, he's got ice in his veins. The game is never too big for him.


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[Assistant] But Josh Allen has the thing where he can do everything.


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[Assistant] He can run, he can pass, he can hide six and then come back and throw a 50 yard touchdown. I don't know. I'm just not going to bet against Joshi Allen in this game, especially at home for the Bills.


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[Assistant] We've got the Waffle House versus ketchup in America's Race to Diabetes.


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[Assistant] I say this as somebody who watched Russell Wilson all season long, and I say it with


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[Assistant] Zeke Elliott is the most overpaid player in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Uhm, now Scooter said this team that he's alluding to, which I'm still not entirely clear on,


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[Assistant] Uh, they're going to force Brock Purdy to, you know, throw some turnovers, make mistakes, which he has not done in seven straight games.


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[Assistant] The outlier here was Dak Prescott playing a flawless game. And I don't see that happening against the 49ers defense because unlike the Buccaneers, they actually have one.


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[Assistant] Hmm, I did a, I dropped a Brock Purdy episode yesterday, so.


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[Assistant] I used to wear my hair like this. Listen, you grew as a person.


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[Assistant] So that they gave him Elijah Moore and a third round pick in exchange for the Brown's second round pick. So now, uh, the Jets have, I think they're back to back picks, yea? It's like fifty...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, like, the reason you got him so cheap is just because, one, he's wanted to be off the Texans since he signed there. Uh, and then two, like, he's also owed a good amount of money, so that's kind of why you're able to get him cheap. But no, Brandon Cooks, even, he's put, he kind of flies under the radar, but he's been putting up good numbers when he's in Houston, so I think he's a solid pick up for you guys.


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[Assistant] If Dak is able to get him the ball, I mean, he should put up some pretty nice stats as a WR2 this year.


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[Assistant] I just want to see him go to the Eagles for the Chaos to be completely odd. But here's the thing, he would do really well with Mixon because like he could just like go on the goal line because they lost P Ryan because he went to the Broncos. He could also do well with the Jets. You have Breezehall who's returning, but he's coming off a major injury.


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[Assistant] I think Zeke could be fine as just like a rotational running back too. Uhm, but I want to see him on the Eagles. Just the chaos.


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[Assistant] If you put a little whistle in, you're the guy from Family Guy.


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[Assistant] He's a professional. No, cause he was, it was funny when he was on GPS, he was talking about like how he's gonna have like the office all set up for Monday. So I think everything's all good now. Nice.


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[Assistant] Uh, we had a meeting on Tuesday in which we came together for about an hour during clickbait time actually. Uh, and the first change had to be the title. So now going forward we are going to be bait click sports. Uh, we just thought that that was going to sound a lot better. Um, kind of make those real changes that are going to kind of...


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[Assistant] True, uhm, here's the issue with that though, that was actually already taken.


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[Assistant] Okay, anyway, actually talking about what we're actually gonna do. Yeah, so uhm, we talked and we definitely wanted things to change because I, we felt that


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[Assistant] We wanted to switch some things around and we're gonna kind of cater to our expertise here to kind of just make the show more fun, but more importantly,


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[Assistant] Interactive, because that kind of is the best part of the show. We thought that punishments were by far the best part of the show, and not just because you're throwing money at our faces, like we are OnlyFans patrons, but-


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[Assistant] More just because it makes it better. So going forward, uhm, we're gonna kind of be changing it up every week in terms of the format. So there's definitely gonna be more.


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[Assistant] Is that on Thursday when this show is, especially during the season, it's the end of the week of football and the start of the new week. So there's kind of this weird lull and awkwardness of not really much to talk about because all the stuff from Sunday and the previous week.


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[Assistant] It's irrelevant at this point and stuff hasn't started just yet. So instead of just kind of talking about the things that we already talked about on all our individual channels, GPS, et cetera, we're gonna kinda change it up instead.


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[Assistant] Make it more fun and be more about our individual personalities while still maintaining kind of sports.


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[Assistant] The purpose is to, like, during the show, like, it's actually gonna mean more because


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[Assistant] Not only is it going to be more interactive with the audience because of course like you are trying to punish somebody, but in addition, like you are also going to be contributing to the improv games because it is going to be like polling the audience about things that we're supposed to be doing.


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[Assistant] And on top of that, like whether we have a guest and it's the guest then picks who asked the worst or the best question. So someone gets a point, someone loses a point at the very end, there's going to be a winner and loser.


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[Assistant] I'm fine with Tree getting punished every week. No, I'm not fine with that. I'm absolutely not fine with that.


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[Assistant] Can we get Will Smith and Chris Rock to come on at the same time? That would be great.


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[Assistant] I say that 5 makes a 12 month digital calendar with the sexiest photos he could possibly make. And he doesn't actually have to like make it, but like he has to like have like 12 photos and like just like mock it up, like this is what January would be, February, and it's just like lingerie, maybe like, you know, just like, just the whole nine.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, tomorrow, there's no GPS because Brandon's doing something.


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[Assistant] Honestly, just put the bad music, download it, and put it on StreamYard, and then we can start from there.


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[Assistant] I was told a couple weeks ago that I had to do an AI scripted version of the Cleveland Browns beating the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 2020 playoff game.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I did a couple actually takes, so I blended a good bit of it together. So got the best of the best. So I, there's a once, I mean, I hope it's as bad as I think it's gonna be.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's really hardcore bad. I mean, it is, it is pain incarnate and I'm looking forward to dying. So here it is, the, uh, the AI rendition of the Steelers-Browns game. So the AI rendition.


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[Assistant] And today we're talking about one of the greatest upsets of the 2020 NFL season. That's right!


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[Assistant] We're talking about the Cleveland Browns beating the Pittsburgh Steelers. This game was supposed to be a cakewalk for the Steelers.


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[Assistant] They started out the year 11-0, had won the AFC North with a 12-4 record, and were the favorites to beat the Browns.


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[Assistant] We're playing without their head coach and some key players due to COVID-19 protocol. But the Browns had other plans.


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[Assistant] They came out firing on all cylinders, scoring 28 points in the first quarter alone. Baker Mayfield was on fire.


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[Assistant] Growing for 263 yards and three touchdowns. And the Browns defense was dominant.


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[Assistant] Sacking Ben Roethlisberger four times and intercepting him four times.


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[Assistant] The real story of this game was the Browns fans. They suffered through years of disappointment and heartbreak. But on this night, they finally had something to cheer about. And boy did they let the world know it.


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[Assistant] So to all you Steelers fans out there, I have one thing to say. Suck it!


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[Assistant] You thought you were going to walk all over the Browns, but you got your asses handed to you. And the Browns fans enjoy this moment. This is a game you'll remember for the rest of your lives. It shows that anything is possible and that even the most


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[Assistant] Ehh, didn't really cheat. I mean, I kinda like saying hello you degenerates. I feel like I could probably make it into my slogan. That's our brand. That's good. Hello you degenerates.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's like a little bit higher. It seems like a little bit more like. The same way newscasters do it. One is like, if I go higher, it's just, I feel like it just like, every time I put emphasis on something, it's just like the balls get in a vice grip. It's not good.


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[Assistant] I would say they stayed the same mostly. Once again, that subtraction of Tremate Edmonds, I feel like he would do better in a different scheme. He kinda got exposed because he got


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[Assistant] Which is relatively the same. That's lateral because Juju Smith Schuster works best as a number two receiver like he did in Kansas City and in Pittsburgh with Antonio Brown. If you're relying on him being a number one.


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[Assistant] He smells of pine and maybe some tar, you know, like one of those nice, uh, aromatic foam shampoos.


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[Assistant] Actually, mid's a compliment to AB's rapping skill. That's why it's aggressive.


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[Assistant] They've always been a team that rebuilds through the draft. They've never been a big free agency team. Correct. Yes.


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[Assistant] But my question is, like, since he doesn't have a hole at left tackle, unless they want to keep Jonah Williams there, I know they cut Lyell, so I thought they'd be going with right tackle.


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[Assistant] I know they were, he had been injured a good bit, so they're kind of trying to shed that payroll, I think.


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson could be bad if he doesn't revive. Cause they did excite him too.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, I mean he had five sacks last year for the Texans. He did pretty well. Three year, 19 mil.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, they mostly have health. I think they're worse if they stayed the same. They're worse.


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[Assistant] Because at the end of the day, nothing makes me happier than seeing a team about a hundred miles north of me being garbage. And it makes us all happy. That's fair.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a wash. Alright.


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[Assistant] Well, we signed Nate Herbig, probably guard depth competing at left guard with Kevin Dotson. Uh, Larry Ogunjobi is staying, so I think they paid him a little too much, but I feel like you did need to plug up that hole. I mean, you don't have much else there.


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[Assistant] Cole Holcomb is now a stealer, but you did lose Devin Bush. You just cut Miles Jack and Robert Spillane is gone. So there goes your run protection and blitz. Uh, Landon Roberts is there too, but we did sign Pat Pete.


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[Assistant] So he did okay last year, but you did lose Cam Sutton. So I feel like what the main concern is, uhm, they've never been a huge free agency team. I feel like...


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[Assistant] They still have some more moves to make, but I feel like most of their decision is going to be at the draft. So I feel like they've stayed relatively the same for the most part.


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[Assistant] Cap it. You would have had to keep the cap it. So honestly, I feel like Pat Pete is cheaper and plus you've already invested a ton in that defense. You have a lot of money invested in TJ Watt. There's rumors of them bringing back Bud Dupree. Uh, you have to pay a couple other guys as well. So I feel like they wouldn't have been able to afford Gilmore.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Jack was, he was kind of eh last year. He was kind of the same thing as a Joe Schobert. I thought he was going to be a bit better, but the inside linebacker like Devin Bush just fell apart after that ACL tear. And then you have, you know, Miles Jack, who's just, uh,


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[Assistant] He was a little better, but like, than Schobert, but like, I expected more out of both of them, to be completely honest.


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[Assistant] A while ago, it was like 20 years ago.


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[Assistant] Yep. Plus they lost Bobby O'Kara K. They lost Stefan Gilmore. They're losing a few other pieces. Uh, Ryan Kelly is rumored to be on the trade block. So there are a few other. That is Ogeriki. Bobby Ogeriki. It's a Kara K. It's a Kara K.


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[Assistant] It's like saying like, it's like you think Chuba Hubbard is pronounced Chubba Hubbard. And then when I found out it was Chuba, it was the saddest day of my life.


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[Assistant] Well, with the Titans too, they had to rebuild. They were in football hell. Right. And they might be trading there. They still are. They are. They are deep in the football hell.


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[Assistant] And you have to remember too, like, Ran Carthon says you can't play like the Golden State Warriors even though they won a ring last year in our dynasty in the NBA. I don't know, man.


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[Assistant] No, we got a play in memory of their backup center, the last play as a Dallas Cowboys.


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[Assistant] No, Harrison Smith is resigning with them. Oh, I thought he got cut. I know they lost Thielen. They lost Thielen. Thielen, they lost.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I mean look at their metrics, look at their defensive stats, look at their point differential.


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[Assistant] He was in my, he was in my, he was in my series? No, no, uh, the, the 90's team. Oh, you're right.


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[Assistant] So would you trade for Kadarius, Tony? What would your reaction be if you gave up like a fourth round pick?


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[Assistant] That's right. I'm comfortable in who I am as a host, guys. And today we're going to talk about what every single football team


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[Assistant] Are they gonna get these gifts to save their team? To save their season? To give them that extra push into the playoffs? To make them more money? I don't know. But that's the name of the game.


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[Assistant] I do want to talk about this because you put in a lot of work to your swing, Adam.


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[Assistant] Also, I noticed you put a lot more, uh, hits in there than misses.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know what? Actually, yes. Uhm, I just have to bring it in like this. Okay, gosh darn it. Also, I just showed that one, but whatever. Was co-hosted with...


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[Assistant] Yeah, so we can do it like this. There we go. Alright.


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[Assistant] No, I did not think it was going to go viral, but, uh, Sam and I worked, we were, worked on a YouTube show together writing and we both like sports and I thought he was funny.


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[Assistant] And I kinda had this idea to do a sports show, so we started kinda just toying around with the idea and then finally just did it in my apartment living room. Uhm, and we just started with sports in general. And there's like no clips in there, uhm.


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[Assistant] When, after the Henry Ruggs accident, so people were like,


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[Assistant] Getting recommended this video because of that, and then...


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm just gonna play it. Let's see what we got. I'm ready for this.


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[Assistant] Welcome to That's Good Sports, the only sports show that will tell you you're not too drunk to drive. Yeah!


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[Assistant] I'm excited. My name is Samuel J. Comrow. I'm Brandon Perna and today we're going to be talking about the NBA Finals and basketball. You know, those dribbling sports with them dribbling balls up and down the courts, doing slam dunks and shooting three pointers. Coaches are yelling, we got the finals coming up and am I pumped up about it? You better fucking believe it. And a little bit of golf.


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[Assistant] And everybody is hot to the button to choose their favorite.


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[Assistant] What we should be doing this to is my Russell Wilson video from...


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[Assistant] If my sister were already engaged to a really, really super nice guy, I would really like her to marry Kevin Durant.


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[Assistant] And that's not just because I think she deserves a tall black man to bring her hours and hours of ridiculous pleasure like she's never even thought about. He's constantly saving children from Bakersfield, California. It's because I want to spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with my new best friend, Kevin Durant. Basketball.


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[Assistant] Here's some numbers for you. 13, 26, 42. Those will be ages that Mike Miller was.


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[Assistant] In similar news, Isaiah Thomas was talking for some reason and he said,


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[Assistant] New York? Fuck you. I'm Isaiah Thomas.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'd like to think that, uh, I've grown and I've evolved in some ways. Many ways, really. I mean...


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[Assistant] I'll take no credit for anything. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad another one of my punishments, uh, was really a punishment for everybody watching.


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[Assistant] Was, was the punchline to that joke that when you looked in your wife's phone, you saw her saying, I'm going to see you at work tonight, honey. I gotta be honest. She was talking to her boyfriend or something. Might have been, I don't know. Yeah, it could have been.


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[Assistant] Alright, I guess we can talk about what NFL teams need for Christmas. I know what the Broncos want for me to never talk about them again. Okay, where are we starting? Who are we starting?


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[Assistant] Yeah, let me bring up the, let me get a visual representation.


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[Assistant] Oh, win a coin toss. That's a good one. So they shall get a two-sided coin that they know if it's heads or tails. That's all they need. Alright.


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[Assistant] Okay, bills, get a coin. What do the dolphins want?


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[Assistant] I think, uh, their dream scenario then is playing the Chargers and the Bengals in the playoffs and Tua beats Herbert and he beats Joe Burrow, both of the quarterbacks from that draft class.


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[Assistant] We saw Kurt tank the skills competition. Was that just last season where he was just really bad at throwing the football through the hole? Yea, he couldn't hit any of the


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[Assistant] I think a lot of the players would also appreciate if Bill Belichick allowed them to celebrate Christmas as well. Yes. Or any holiday, or any birthday for that matter.


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[Assistant] Yep. New ribs. They want a new rib. For Mike White. New rib.


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[Assistant] This week, to prove that, like, he can, he's getting somewhat better, cause, uh,


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[Assistant] Their last game, they, they lose to the Lions, right? But, like, Wilson played better. He still had a horrible interception.


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[Assistant] But you can see like there's some progress from earlier in the season. So I think he's got a chance to like save it.


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[Assistant] And he's in the same spot where their defense is really, really good. There's talented young playmakers to throw to. And it's just, when you don't see the development there. I mean their O-line is trash.


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[Assistant] The Chiefs want Draft King!


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[Assistant] The Kansas City Chiefs want Joe Burrow to get bounced in the playoffs before they face each other. Plain and simple. A loss for Burrow in the playoffs. He is their kryptonite. Okay.


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[Assistant] Chargers! The Los Angeles Chargers!


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[Assistant] What on earth would this football team want?


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[Assistant] They do have a good social media team though. That is probably the best in the league.


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[Assistant] I think they want to play Jacoby Myers every week.


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[Assistant] Okay, here we go. I'm on the hot seat.


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[Assistant] What do the Broncos want? Denver Broncos! What do y'all want? Can y'all give us Randy Greedy? We want a lot of things!


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[Assistant] But if I had to pick absolutely just one single thing for Christmas and this upcoming season.


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[Assistant] We were very, very, very, very bad. One of the worst because of health.


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[Assistant] There would have been some problems. I'm not saying good health would have fixed everything, but what would your record be issue?


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[Assistant] I want a miracle elixir. Give me Tom Brady's miracle snake oil for all of my guys to inject into their bodies.


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[Assistant] You might've won that cold game. All of those games were within reach. That's what's lost. Yea. Alright. Cincinnati Bengals!


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[Assistant] They want their edge rushers healthy for the postseason. Sam Humbert, Trey Hendrickson.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they want the, the men in black memory erasers for all football fans to forget why Deshaun Watson is there.


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[Assistant] Is that what they're called? Neuralizers? That's a good name.


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[Assistant] Cause he said like if I'm not good, you know.


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[Assistant] I'll quit. Like, do you think he holds true to that by the end of the season?


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[Assistant] Okay, then we got the Adam up on deck here for the New York Giants.


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[Assistant] The Washington commanders want the NFL to follow through and finally get rid of old Danny Snyder.


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[Assistant] And the Detroit Lions, uh.


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[Assistant] The Panthers are, they're just, they're getting Zach Wilson aren't they?


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[Assistant] I just did a Mac Jones video. Why?


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[Assistant] He's ba- so bad now. Who's- Why he bad? Why he bad now? Who blame? Lots. Who blame?


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[Assistant] Do you really want to see my first video? It's only 90 seconds long.


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[Assistant] No, I don't even remember. I think that was the first time I ever told that joke because so I was doing, that was at a barbecue place.


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[Assistant] I did a comedy album, so I had an hour.


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[Assistant] There's a couple that I knew would always- There's like the one really easy one that like I would just set it up and just be like I had a heckler one time and just be like, you know, you're such a disappointment to- like a disappointment to me, like, oh my god, you're so terrible.


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[Assistant] Off topic, but did you see this? The NFC is gonna die.


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[Assistant] The Holmes Allen and Burrow versus Hertz is very good. Smith and Cousins?


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[Assistant] I mean their O line is trash right now because there's so many injuries. Like their O line is not good, but it doesn't excuse the play.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 2023, after the 2023 season, they, they have an out. They have an out after this season, technically. If people wanted to see it through, then they would go through the 2023 season.


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[Assistant] I think the Titans have lost four straight. Thank you, Todd Downing. Like they've lost like four straight and they want Todd Downing in the North Pole. That'd be another thing they want.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, Jaguars are playing well and the Titans are not. And they played the very last game of the year too.


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[Assistant] What the cults want is just for an NFL game to be just two quarters. That's what they want. Maybe if we're pushing it.


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[Assistant] I mean they want to, they want to get stuck in Groundhog Day, but it's last year's Super Bowl. Like that's what they want on loop over and over and over again.


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[Assistant] The Lions playoff win, or they want to eliminate the Packers in the regular season, then eliminate the Vikings in the postseason. That would be like their story.


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[Assistant] The Green Bay Packers would like a defense and that first starts with getting rid of Joe Barry and then hopefully that


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[Assistant] Something actually gives them a good defense at some point. Ever. Maybe. So yeaah.


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[Assistant] He's mad. Bad man. Back. I did. Packers, Dolphins, Fan Rose, streaming tonight. Let's go. I'll also be streaming on Christmas Eve and Christmas. Let's go.


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[Assistant] I gotta mute because I'm eating this press. I'm just following your lead.


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[Assistant] Give us five minutes of stand-up material. And it was going to be terrible. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And he is not ready. He has come unprepared. So committee, we need to vote here.


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[Assistant] Thank you Thug King 25 trying to punish me. I'm unpunishable.


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[Assistant] Catching balls from Kurt Benkert or an hour-long stand-up special.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, he only had one career start before this year, so congrats.


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[Assistant] Brian Dable pulled up to the practice facility in his truck or whatever and started coaching the new


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[Assistant] Daniel Jones, so the day that they hired Dable, they finally got it right. They didn't hire some idiot.


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[Assistant] Uh, for me that was, I mean we, obviously the results have made that moment happier because dable is doing well, but,


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[Assistant] I mean, come on, the guys, our coach of the year candidate.


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[Assistant] Uh, just getting swept by the Cowboys and probably, and getting destroyed by the Eagles, like, it's pretty clear that the Giants are not in the, I mean, yeaah, they might be a playoff team, but they're not in, even in the upper echelon of their own division, so those were pretty ugly, uh, getting swept like that.


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[Assistant] So like, uh, for me, like here, I'll start. It's the Mets when they got beat by the Padres after a year where they won 102 games, like.


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[Assistant] You know, any non NFL moment that just busted you up.


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[Assistant] That was pretty bad. The Mets went out and spent money and they didn't get even to the, uhm, division series. So now...


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[Assistant] Uh, he played for PSG. Alright. And then he went out and won a World Cup, cementing his legacy as the GOAT. And uh, he went out and proved the haters wrong. And now...


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[Assistant] He's definitely, this was 2022 was the year of Leo Messi. It's a sportsman of the year.


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[Assistant] Uh, Scooter. Oh, it's gotta be Messi. Look. Oh, you took my answer. I just, I just said it. No, it's Messi. It's my answer. You need to find another one. Messi is...


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[Assistant] Show some auctions. What's up there right now? What do they got?


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[Assistant] Uh, the best sports, the sports moment of the year, it, yeah, Messi winning the World Cup. I've got nothing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there were consequences for that trade.


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[Assistant] We know this. And they did it anyway. And they locked him up for some ridiculous amount. They can't even fire him. Cause they need him to show up everyday with his key card.


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[Assistant] You find a lot of talent in the second round if you know how to draft. Like a lot of starters come out of the second and third round.


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[Assistant] Just your, just your personal best moment, like, for yourself, whatever, maybe you went out on a date, like, whatever. FOR ME!


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[Assistant] Speaking of raising money, Brandon, where could, where could you raise money?


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[Assistant] Yes I did, my son filmed it from the, the, uh, the pulpit or whatever from a football field.


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[Assistant] He did a great job too. He even did the zoom in at the end. He was, he was strong.


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[Assistant] And you had the Performance Enhancing Cup. So that was just the piece that raises songs. So, uh, I agree with that.


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[Assistant] I really liked that Tree and I did the show from North Carolina.


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[Assistant] Real quick, before we do the countdown, I found these. There's us cast as a movie on Reddit.


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[Assistant] Oh, well he's married to Brenda Song now, so. And then this is us as women, so.


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[Assistant] I don't know, Tom looks like he's trying to get it though, female Tom.


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[Assistant] Alright, bye. Yeah, I've got a year-end wrap-up, personal year-end wrap-up.


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[Assistant] To another disaster of a stream that's gonna be popping up in front of your PC or phone or wherever you're watching right now, welcome to Clickbait Sports. I am some random dude who rarely hosts for good reason because it's usually a hot mess.


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[Assistant] This guy right here, usually the host, he is the number one Dallas Cowboy fan in the world.


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[Assistant] Oh, speaking of frauds, upper right hand corner, this guy's team did one of the most hilarious things. They lost to the Detroit Lions.


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[Assistant] His organs are bleeding from the terrible offense he had to see. His name, leader of the Grassy Posse Packer Nation, Tom Grassy. That's me. How you doing, sir?


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[Assistant] This man up here, his wrist is not broken, but his spirit will slowly be, because that's how the Giants work, Mr. Five Points Bits!


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[Assistant] Man, Tom, I hope you enjoy it. You're gonna be a punching bag, and that's a good thing because this guy up here, no longer a punching bag. Broncos country, he's ridin' all over the place, mostly shirtless, and with a ton of danger witches in his belly and his hands, Mr. Brandon Herna. How do you feel about your Broncos today?


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[Assistant] I can do it. Brandon, honestly, all you gotta say is.


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[Assistant] We're all idiots, but we can go anywhere we want. You know why? Because we can't read. We don't care about science.


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[Assistant] Yep, I think I would like challenges of food too. I want to get up to Nikocado Avocado weight. Speaking of which, I think a certain somebody's already going to lose this challenge. And he's the Packers fan up above. Think of your punishments. It's coming. And speaking of punishments, we have a big thread from the Attorney General of DC.


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[Assistant] He is the official attorney general. He is absolutely the official attorney general. Come on.


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[Assistant] But I want to talk about this right here. Attorney General Carl Racine.


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[Assistant] My office is suing Commander's owner, Dan Snyder, the Commander's, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, and the NFL for colluding to deceive Dri-Dri-Dri-District residents.


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[Assistant] So Scooter, what do you think is his biggest strength as an owner?


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[Assistant] If I remember correctly, I think Larry Michael was responsible for a lot of sexual harassment. I think that's why he got thrown out. Because this was in 2020 after all the crap in the band.


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[Assistant] Including by fully cooperating with an independent investigation


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[Assistant] That was all a lie. The team is based in Maryland though. They're based in Maryland and they're trying to move to Northern Virginia. Seems funny.


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[Assistant] Well, it's, it's a weird thing though, but instead the NFL has turned a blind eye to Snyder's extensive efforts to silence or intimidate witnesses and the NFL and commanders entered into a secret agreement that gave Snyder power to veto the release of any of these results, which I mean, I believe that situation like John Gruden was the only one that got punished.


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[Assistant] But I did want to see one more thing. The end of the thread was just about the lawsuit itself. I wanted to talk about this, uh, from a commander's spokesperson regarding the attorney general's investigation.


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[Assistant] Let's put this on the big screen. Less than three months ago, a 23 year old player on our team was shocked multiple times in broad daylight. They're talking about Brian Robinson. They're starting running back.


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[Assistant] Despite the out of control violent crime in DC, today the Washington commanders learned for the first time on Twitter that the DC Attorney General will be holding a press conference to make a major announcement related to the organization tomorrow.


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[Assistant] The commanders have fully cooperated with the AG's investigation for nearly a year. As recently as Monday, a lawyer for the team met with the AG, who did not suggest at the time that he intended to take any action and, in fact, revealed fundamental misunderstandings of the underlying facts.


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[Assistant] It is unfortunate that in his final days in office, Mr. Racine appears more interested in making splashy headlines based on offbeat legal theories rather than doing the hard work of making the streets safe for our citizens, including bringing to justice the people who shot one of our players.


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[Assistant] I mean, people hate that voice, but what type of, uhm, what book were you thinking? Were you thinking the Lorax, the Cat in the Hat, uh, oh the places you'll go? There are a bunch of different options we can take. Cat in the Hat is pretty tough.


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[Assistant] I have just seen it right now. JP Finley. Throughout Dan Snyder drama, commanders players have done a good job of trying to block it out, but I've heard it's different now.


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[Assistant] Causation there. Because, I mean, if you think about it...


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[Assistant] They're throwing in a dude who got shot in a botched robbery. Who nearly died. Who was supposed to play.


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[Assistant] It's heinous. It's the playbook that Washington has gone through for the last 25 years. Deflect, deflect, deflect, deflect, deflect. If you remember the Scott McLuhan situation, when he got fired unexpectedly, a bunch of Washington, uh, insiders came out to the Washington Post calling him a drunk.


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[Assistant] So this is not above them or below them whatsoever.


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[Assistant] That's right. That's crazy. Oh, speaking of uhm, we're talking about taking L's. Look at what's going on. Twitter's have laid all these fake accounts out.


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[Assistant] LeBron James officially requesting a trade. Josh McDaniels being fired from a fake Adam Schefter account. Everyone is going hog wild about these fake Twitter accounts. They're talking about Aaron Hernandez who just followed people right now. Yea, he followed me today.


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[Assistant] Well, if it works, it's going to be a bad thing because if you think about it, people are missing the point. Jim Ursay does not want a head coach. Jim Ursay wants a yes man. He wants somebody who's going to


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[Assistant] Do whatever he wants because he thinks he knows football because he locked into Peyton Manning and had Bill Polian fall into his lap as GM. And they're thinking, oh, I know football. You know as much football as we do, which is nothing.


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[Assistant] And they have a guy named Zane Fakes on that coaching staff. Zane Fakes. Yes, Zane Fakes. Speaking of fraudulent people and stealing from the rich, I think we have to talk about our other sponsor, Auction of Champions. Mr. Tom Grosse, I think you may have something for us.


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[Assistant] Cliff Kingsberry got a big extension this offseason, but the offense has been the biggest issue for Arizona so far. Steve Kime on the hot seat as well, but they both got extensions. How many weeks?


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[Assistant] Do you think Cliff Kingsbury gets before he is thrown in the fires of the Mojave Desert Scooter? How many do you think?


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[Assistant] I mean, it does make sense. Tom, do you have an answer or do you think it's still gonna take a little more time?


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[Assistant] I don't know what they do. This is stupid. They extended them both through 2027.


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[Assistant] And former Green Bay Packers, so we have a few former people who have experienced the might of Blake Martinez making a million tackles and everyone hating them.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tom, how do you feel about Blake Martinez retiring? What do you think his legacy is in branding?


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[Assistant] Uh, Brandon, and I know Five, I'm gonna talk to him now because you're being a big ol' Meanie McPoopypants and I'm not a fan of that. Brandon, I've been censoring myself all day! You've had an S show eight times in a row!


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[Assistant] The California is, it's a mess. Five, you are betting experts on the Clickbait Sports channel. What do you think this means for California?


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[Assistant] You have mass chaos in the streets of California right now, but Brandon, I think-


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[Assistant] You had some legislation you were looking forward to as well. You wanna talk about it? Oh yes!


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[Assistant] That was fun. Brandon gets naked, like, that's Tuesday for him. It's us, clickbait sports, in a sweat lodge.


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[Assistant] I mean, I feel like your fan base would love that. Speaking of that, Tom, did anything pass into your state?


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, fracking makes the world go round. That was a big thing in 2010. Southwestern PA, the hotbed of natural gas and it's untapped.


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[Assistant] Alright, are we going to talk about this game tonight? Yeah, we could talk about this game. We have the Atlanta Falcons. The rematch. Who were nearly


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[Assistant] The division leader, and should technically be 8-1, if you think about it. Because they shouldn't have choked against New Orleans. They nearly came back if it weren't for a Marcus Rutt-Mariota interception against the Rams. A Grady Jarrett tackled for a personal foul, roughing the passer call against Tampa Bay, which ruined their comeback.


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[Assistant] And they should have beat the Chargers last week because it was the biggest self-destructive performance from both teams we've ever seen. They are going to Carolina!


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[Assistant] To play the Panthers, who had a terrible, terrible game.


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[Assistant] Okay, Mr. Predict and Nostradamus here. Brandon!


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[Assistant] Do you think Carolina indulges in some legal psychotics in Colorado? Or do they go mad and get the contact high?


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[Assistant] What do you believe about Falcon's Panthers 2 Electric Boogaloo?


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[Assistant] Hey! Hey! Welcome to my world in 2021 when we got piped by the Browns. By the way, I hope you have the most spirited rap that we've ever done on this show. Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's go.


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[Assistant] I like the Super Bowl Shuffle with shirtless Kirk Cousins. I like that. I think so. I think that, I think we should combine both of them. The crossover. Shirtless Kirk Cousins with the Super Bowl Shuffle.


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[Assistant] Well, you could technically do what Keon Croson did to...


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[Assistant] Certain Chase Claypool, just hold him by the sides. Try to be Jack from the Titanic and just be- Hold me like one of your French maids.


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[Assistant] And that being said, congratulations, you made it to the end of this disaster of a stream. Peace out, folks, and as always, no pack, no pack.


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[Assistant] Is that all it takes to feel good as a character? Has to look respectable.


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[Assistant] I'll take you to TGI Fridays for dinner.


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[Assistant] We will go to prom and then afterwards I will have you home an hour before Tom even wants.


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[Assistant] I was president, I had to set up the prom.


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[Assistant] I said the opposite. I said your workout's weak, and yet his biceps are still in perfect sh- whoa. Bye, Scooter. Oh, Scooter couldn't take the cowboy seat.


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[Assistant] I said Adam did like five curls and his muscles are bigger than mine.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's the thing. Let us know. Okay. Eagles got it, they had to lose a game at some point. Got it off, got it off the docket.


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[Assistant] The Eagles having this, uh, horrible run defense, the worst run defense we've ever seen.


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[Assistant] Kind of, uh, blown out of proportion.


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[Assistant] The longest rush in that game for the commanders was 15 yards. And that was Curtis Samuel. Alright? Uhm, oh wait, hold on. I'm looking at the wrong game. DAMMIT!


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't say the G to the D. Okay. You can say darn it. Uh, just the D. Okay.


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[Assistant] My second point, I think Indomicon Sue is going to be decent.


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[Assistant] And I've been to his field that he rebuilt for his high school. It's got his name on it.


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[Assistant] Okay, here's the third thing. The commanders.


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[Assistant] I found it! I found it! Longest run by the commanders was even worse. Eleven yards.


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[Assistant] Just keep doing the chunk yard runs over and over. We're going to be a little more physical than you on the, uh,


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[Assistant] Yep. The line of scrimmage, you're without one of your best, uh, beastly defensive linemen. And if the Denver Broncos would just do this.


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[Assistant] If they would have done it earlier in the season when they could actually get four or five yards of carry, it would have been very boring football like a lot of that game was.


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[Assistant] I just don't think like the Eagles run defense was as bad as it's getting like slammed for this week.


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[Assistant] Jerry Judy out last game. Tim Patrick. Okay. Tim Patrick IR. KJ Hamler did not play last game. KJ Hamler gonna miss the time.


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[Assistant] Left tackle on IR. Didn't even have a right tackle. Okay, okay, you're naming all these injuries. Third string right tackle. Third string center.


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[Assistant] We had, uh, well we traded away Bradley Chuck. Randy Gregory on IR. Baron Browning not playing. Those are three edge players.


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[Assistant] Uh, connected to the team still goes on the radio and he says that he's had this nugget of information for a little while. He's waiting to get like multiple confirmations about it. And now he feels comfortable sharing it.


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[Assistant] That were audibles for the Seattle Seahawks and that he doesn't know what he's doing. Also that him and Hackett don't agree on the play calls that should be called during the game.


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[Assistant] And then today, offensive lineman Dalton Reisner said that none of that is true, that they've known everything that Russ has called the line for audibles.


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[Assistant] Not sure. Not sure. Not sure who to believe here. Is that just Lineman sticking up for his teammate trying to squash some rumors? Don't know. What we do know is nothing's working. Also what we do know is the


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[Assistant] So it's like, I can't even tell you how much of it is Russ, how much of it is Hackett, how much of it is protection being horrible, how much of it is, it's all of these things. But if you're trying to make an educated decision as a GM on what you do after this season,


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[Assistant] You don't, you have not a clear picture of what is...


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[Assistant] I have never felt less confident about understanding my football team ever in my entire life than I do right now.


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[Assistant] Alright, and then the next season, we're like, this guy sucks. And the reports about Josh McDaniels and all the players hating him, uh, got, you know, heavier and heavier and heavier. Players aren't invested. Get rid of him.


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[Assistant] I'm about to shoot it to a video, so this could be perfect.


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[Assistant] Do you, do you have like a preference of a, a take?


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[Assistant] Do you like when it's almost instantly bad? So like recently, like the, all the Jalen Hurts ones that were this week, or do you like the slow play where it's a couple years in the making and then you find the nugget and post it? Like I saw the Gronkowski, CJ Spiller one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That, uhm, people wanted to see, dang it, where is this?


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[Assistant] Tom Grosse, recreate this, but it is two straight minutes of- Oh no, no, no, no. Come on.


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[Assistant] Uh, I dropped a XFL update video cause they just had their draft. Um, so please go watch that cause it is banging at 10 out of 10 right now. Yeah. I'm desperate.


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[Assistant] And I gotta be honest folks, I don't know where else on the internet, it's a crazy place on the internet, I don't know where else you are going to get a man dressed as Bigfoot while another man


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[Assistant] Paints, said Bigfooterotica.


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[Assistant] As passages are read from a book that quite honestly shouldn't exist.


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[Assistant] But here we are, oh and we're also gonna talk about sports. Yeaah. We talk about sports.


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[Assistant] I believe they're the same. Are they? But now, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti. I always thought that a Yeti, but then there's also the Abominable Snowman. Right. So like, I always thought that like Yeti and Abominable Snowman were the ones that like lived in the mountains.


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[Assistant] Let's go around, we're gonna introduce everybody to this one. The man who is currently painting a portrait.


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[Assistant] A beautiful portrait, which will be


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[Assistant] This beautiful Sasquatch erotica, you have Mr. Five Point Bits.


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[Assistant] The man with the golden facial hair, Mr. Brandon Perna.


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[Assistant] What? And finally, uh, we do have the man who is currently dressed as Bigfoot as Sasquatch.


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[Assistant] Mr. Scooter Magruder. Scooter, I'm just so happy that someone can finally feel my pain knowing what it's like to dress in a very hot costume.


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[Assistant] I feel like Scooter could do one of those commercials where he's just wandering around in the forest and someone like throws litter out of their car and a single tear like rolls down his face and he's just like, how could you?


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[Assistant] And then you chase after the car and beat them to death. I mean, that's just like the extra, but like, I'm so, I gotta be honest, if he's chasing me, like with that costume.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're, uh, they're, they're definitely, definitely terrifying. But folks, we got a lot to talk about. Uh, we will get to some Bigfoot erotica. We'll break up the show with some Bigfoot erotica as...


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[Assistant] Five is going to paint said erotica. But one of the biggest stories, of course, uh, is that of Baker Mayfield. Finally.


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[Assistant] Finally, being traded, and not to the Seattle Seahawks, but to the Carolina Panthers, for a conditional fifth!


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[Assistant] And they're paying, I believe, five million dollars of, uh, Baker's salary. And so they're basically getting a starting QB. They could say, Hey, why not? Either that or we go to the golden corral.


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[Assistant] And folks, I'm just kinda curious on what we think about that. Do we think it's a good deal for the Panthers? Are we gonna raffle at the Browns? And then the Seahawks, are any of you going to be their starting quarterback this season?


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[Assistant] So, if anything, maybe B and Christian McCaffrey can together this season. Shoot


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[Assistant] I mean, I've heard Brown's fans just going like, listen, you know, Baker gave us like some amazing moments, you know, whether it was like the Steelers game or like taking them to the playoffs and, and all that. I think at the same time, it was like, he got a bit of a raw deal, but it got screwed over big time.


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[Assistant] It is, it kinda is what it is and now you just pray that


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[Assistant] Don't worry, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about Aaron Rodgers' tattoo, which got a lot more press than I thought it would, but yeaah. It got a lot. Like, sports centers just like, guys, what do you think about Aaron Rodgers' new tattoo? I'm like, why does anyone care?


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, Deshaun Watson has had a...


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[Assistant] An amazing career up to a certain point. And I don't think Baker has had that. He had that one really, really good season, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, Baker would have to play out of his mind for the next 10 years and Deshawn


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[Assistant] Goes to prison, I think, for him to like, match that.


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[Assistant] That is when the Texans were, like, decent. Like, they had, like, good weapons, but their offensive line was like, die.


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[Assistant] Week one, I hope it's like 67 to nothing. Like I just hope he balls out, and then I don't care what happens the rest of the season, but like going up against the Browns week one, yeah.


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[Assistant] You don't know who's getting the ball, but they're just going to run every single play. So yeah, no, I mean, I think he could be really dynamic in that offense. Obviously it's a what if and a hypothetical.


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[Assistant] Besides, uh, the Baker Mayfield, uh, Final Trade, there's a bunch of other little, uh, cool things.


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[Assistant] Uh, so speaking of potential mistakes, uh, Aaron Rodgers getting a tattoo yesterday, uh, I think the best tweet about it that I saw was, oh, so he's not afraid of needles.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you should auction that off or just immediately burn it. I really don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh, we're so far away. Uh, but- We do, Josh. Aaron Rodgers, uh, getting himself a tattoo. Uh, thank you.


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[Assistant] But I don't know why anyone was surprised based off of this tattoo.


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[Assistant] I guess give your two cents uhm, uhm. Can I go first?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know why this was such a big story, like it blew up on Twitter and I'm like, why?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's it, yeah. Uh, that's actually Tyler, uh, the guy who runs the Cheesehead TV, good friend of the channel. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry Tyler. God. But yes, that was phenomenal.


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[Assistant] I like, I think like, as an actual tattoo, it looks really cool.


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[Assistant] What, I, I, it's a dude getting a tattoo, but I think it speaks to everything Aaron Rodgers does, especially since last year, like, is under a microscope, like, as soon as, like, maybe you found out who his girlfriend was, like, everybody jumped on that, the guy gets a tattoo, everybody jumps on that, so, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's, that's what it is. Uh, speaking of unnecessary things again, uh, the Chicago Bears.


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[Assistant] There, there's a, a, a, some articles that are coming out that in order to potentially try and save them from moving to Arlington, right, that they're instead going to, uh, put a dome


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[Assistant] I mean, listen, the bears, the tree touched on this before, the bears just to close that out.


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[Assistant] Before they let that happen. And the fact that, like, yeaah, you're supposed to get a home field advantage, because I will say, like, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Miami, they all have home field advantages. The fact that it's played in, like, the humidity and the sun and the heat. So, yeaah, it doesn't...