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[Assistant] I didn't figure it out until I was like 19 and then I got so obsessed with it for a couple of months that it really almost made me drop out of college basically because I was so obsessed with it. I got a real problem when it comes to video games.


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[Assistant] One, ZAP! So you're endorsed on a lot of different products. You got video games, Wii, what else?


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[Assistant] If I get robbed for two grand, I can accept that. For two what? Two grand or whatever a pound's worth, that's like, you know, I could deal with that.


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[Assistant] If you rob somebody for a pound, you probably need it more than I do.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You got any advice for all the white boys out there watching this who want to do something with themselves in hip hop or within the culture?


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[Assistant] Respect. Right. One of your managers just held up a sign that said five minutes. What you about to go do next?


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[Assistant] Going crazy. Hey, DC Young Fly, you gotta come back. We gotta, we gotta do something.


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[Assistant] Hey, you ever try one of these? These Eagle Energy, uh, this is like a caffeine pen.


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[Assistant] No, that shit's good, but this is gonna, this'll turn you up if you don't got time to go grab a Starbucks or whatever. This shit is serious.


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[Assistant] It'll enhance the experience. Actually, this works great with Kush, I would like to say.


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[Assistant] Shai, you are a sight for sore eyes. Jack? Colonel Monroe surrendered to General Moncal. The French and their Abenaki allies took Fort Henry. Johnson was supposed to bring reinforcements here. I don't see anyone else. The Abenaki are restless.


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[Assistant] They don't understand the terms of surrender and refuse to heed Mankan. The Colonel and his men were released this morning. They're walking into an ambush.


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[Assistant] You're going to free a bunch of criminals working with the assassins. Well, we have to turn the army against them, don't we? Remember, you raise the flag, and I'll raise Hal.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, good to see ya. You all look fantastic today. And I actually feel fantastic because I'm 100% completely healed from my trip to the hospital. I have no lingering pain, I have full mobility, there's no other complication to it, and I'm doing completely fine. And there's one more thing that I gotta say before I start this video, I just wanted to thank Loot Crate for sponsoring this video. Because of them, and I'm gonna talk about charity later on in this video, I'm gonna be able to donate $5,000 to charity. So this is a sponsored video from Loot Crate, and I'm gonna be able to donate $5,000 to St. Jude's Children's Hospital.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys again for the patience. I know this is the first vlog that I've done since my trip out of the hospital besides the one minute videos. And what's crazy about those one minute videos that, like, blew my mind when I was looking at them later, uh, people told me that those videos made it to the front page of YouTube. Like, just my minute long


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[Assistant] That I say it all the time, that I'm so proud of this community, and I am, I'm so proud of what you guys have managed to do, and the support that you guys give me, and the causes that I do, and I'm gonna talk about the cause that I'm gonna do next, uh, later on in this video, but, it's just like,


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[Assistant] The fact that I was able to sit down and have nothing else to do but read your comments and read what you had to say and see how much you cared about just a doofy pantsless guy and I'm not wearing pants right now, my pants update was false on Twitter. The fact that you guys take so much time out of your day to watch my videos and


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[Assistant] I'm not saying it's a chore, I really hope it's not a chore to watch my videos, but the fact that you guys take so much time to watch my videos and enjoy them, and tell me how much you enjoy them, how much they impact your life, and the fact that I was just going through some pain in the hospital, and you guys were so worried about me, it was touching in so many ways. So when I came back, I was like, I gotta hit-


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[Assistant] But I wasn't doing that. So I hope I didn't worry anyone. I was having a lot of fun. I was playing with my friends again. Drunk Minecraft came back, which is like one of the original things. Like the first long-running series I've ever had on my channel was Drunk Minecraft. And just-


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[Assistant] Dicking around with Bob and Wade was so much fun to do again and I had a blast doing it. But I just wanted to say thank you guys so much for all the amazing support since I've gotten out of the hospital and while I was in the hospital because


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[Assistant] It's amazing to see, like the channel is growing so quickly, like we blue pressed 7 million, we're already on the way to 8 million, and the fact that-


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[Assistant] Videos now, they can get upwards of 2 million views on a regular basis. It blows my mind because I remember being back home was great for me because I got to see my family and I got to see my friends and I got to remember, like I was in the first room I ever recorded in and I was like back in Cincinnati, I was back home, back in my


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[Assistant] Because, like, it's been too long since I moved out to LA. Like, it's been so long since I've been back home.


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[Assistant] And I haven't been home in a long time, and just, you know, I-I-I got perspective on it, because the fact that videos now can get like 2 million, and those-those update videos, they got over 5 million views, they were like, oh my god, why didn't that many people need to see me in the hospital? But they got like,


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[Assistant] It's so many people watching now, and like, I try to put that in perspective, like,


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[Assistant] It's amazing what you guys have allowed me to do and the things that I've been able to do and I just recorded a really, really, really silly video with Sindigo. Uh, it involves


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[Assistant] Well, I won't tell you too much, but it's- it- it- the title of it is Sexy Mark, or Sexy Markiplier. I don't know what it's gonna be just yet, but basically, I can't- I can't talk about it much at all because it's gonna spoil the whole thing, but it's about me being sexy, if you know what I mean. It was ridiculous and crazy.


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[Assistant] But Cynda goes out here in LA now and I get to make videos with them and that just tickles me to death. And it's just...


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[Assistant] Been havin' such a good time. But at the same time, I miss home. You know, I-I'd like to strike a balance where I can still go home, see my family, see my friends, uh, see all the people that matter most to me, and be able to come out here and be super creative.


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[Assistant] And do super great things with my time here. And, you know, I'll find that balance. I'll do that. I'm not complaining in any way. I'm not complaining at all. The love you guys have given me has allowed me to do anything I want.


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[Assistant] And I am forever in debt to you guys for letting me do that.


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[Assistant] So don't worry about me, I'll find a balance. I just wanted you guys to know that I'm so grateful for the fact that I have the opportunity to do these things. Like, you guys mean...


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[Assistant] I'm hoping, I'm hoping, uh, my good friend Tyler, I'm flying him out to come out here, and I'm hoping that Bob and Wade might be able to join me, and we might have a big, giant, four-person charity livestream, which would be amazing, and I would have so much fun to do it. Still in the planning stages, so hopefully, that'll be done, but that is the goal, to get all


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[Assistant] All four of us together, and you guys haven't seen much of Tyler, but I actually did a charity live show with him, with him, back in Cincinnati, back home for, uh, UNOS, actually, the United Network for Organ Sharing, and we raised $8,000 for that, I think. It was a fun time. I played Dead Space.


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[Assistant] On hardcore, it was very, very aggravating, but a lot of fun. So either way, uh, Loot Crate's one of those videos, uh, so I have some things that I wanted to say about Loot Crate and I wanted to do an unboxing because that was part of the deal here. So this is Loot Crate's covert...


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[Assistant] I believe this is the covert themed box. And if you don't know about Loot Crate, uh, it's a subscription thing where you subscribe for a small fee every month, and they send you a box full of goodies. And you'll see that it's pretty much worth it for- I believe it's- I don't know numbers off the top of my head, but it's like-


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[Assistant] 13.95 a month for a box and plus shipping and handling and that's every month and you get this in goodies. Uhm, April Crate is fantasy? This one's covert.


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[Assistant] Oh, it does. There we go. Ow, I almost cut myself. Owie. Okay. Wait, what is this? Whoa, what is this? It's a stealth wristwatch? Wait, how do you use? Displaying the time. Press the middle bottom section on the watch and the time will be displayed.


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[Assistant] Madlives. Madlives. I haven't played Madlives in a long time. Me and my brother used to do them on car trips, which was like, two times in our entire life. But I guess they're funny, because we just wrote penis on every one of them. Ha ha! Penis! Okay. This just in, Loot Crate pulls all sponsorship. No money to charity. Some doodangles. Some flim flam.


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[Assistant] And a button! I get a button! I've never been one for buttons. I mean, a lot of people at conventions, they collect buttons, but that's not never been for me. It looks like- holy crap, is that a magazine? Oh, is that a comic?!


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[Assistant] A lanyard, a comic, a mad libs, and the notebooks, which were my favorite thing, oddly enough. I don't know why, I'm a big nerd. Hey.


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[Assistant] Grid paper, it's hard to come by. Eat my little squishy and he shall always be my squishy.


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[Assistant] Okay, so that leads into what we're doing next week for our charity livestream. Thanks to Loot Crate, I will be donating $5,000 in addition to what I will be personally donating.


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[Assistant] Uh, during the charity livestream to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. And if you don't know about St. Jude's, uh, you can check out a link in the description below to find out more about it. There's more to it than I could explain here, uh, but just know they are a great institution, highly reputable, uh, they help families and children go through these horrible illnesses such as cancer and other


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[Assistant] There's various illnesses that affect children and also they do research about these illnesses and overall, uh, their goal is to make sure that any patient that is accepted to St. Jude's never has to worry about paying the bill.


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[Assistant] Uh, for a livestream that another YouTuber was doing, I can't remember the ra- name of the YouTuber right now, I apologize. I'm trying to remember a lot of information off the top of my head, but just-


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[Assistant] I hope you guys will be able to join me there on the 25th next Saturday, starting at about 10am PST, usually when it starts out. Uh, so I hope you'll be there, and I'm sorry I haven't been able to do it more often, just with all the travel that I've been doing and all the things that I've been doing, uh, with-


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[Assistant] You know, the, the hosting of the awards and, and packs and then going to the hospital. It threw a wrench in all my plans but I'm back on track and I'm back in it. I just wanted to say...


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[Assistant] Thank you guys for everything that you have done. Thank you for joining me, thank you for supporting me, and thank you for sending me all the love while I myself was in a hospital.


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[Assistant] I love you guys very much. I'm very happy to be back in the swing of things. I'm very happy to be doing creative things again and I'm very happy to show you what's coming in the future. Thank you again everybody so much for watching. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!


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[Assistant] Jiro Mitchell. Can't be all that bad. You guys are just finally starting to sink in. Now this is what we signed up for.


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[Assistant] I can't get much further away than this.


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[Assistant] Why is one man spared while another taken? To this day I couldn't give you an answer. But death comes for us all. Eventually.


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[Assistant] Life with Atlas was nothing like the Marines. But I wasn't complaining.


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[Assistant] Four years on Hades Trail and now we at his number two. The doctor was the key to everything.


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[Assistant] Ex-best-nots, now working for Atlas. She could be your best friend, or your worst nightmare. But you never knew which.


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[Assistant] Hades' death left us with more questions than answers. But all that mattered was that he was gone. It was the start of a new chapter. For all of us.


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[Assistant] A direct attack on the U.S.? Are we sure Irons is even up for that?


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[Assistant] Our mission was to fly in with the 37th Airborne during the initial shock and awe campaign.


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[Assistant] From there, we would break off and infiltrate the Atlas Command Center, taking out irons. For Cormac, it was the end of a journey. He'd been waiting five years for this day.


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[Assistant] There was nothing more to say. We all knew what had to be done.


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[Assistant] You experience the present as the inevitable destination of every step you've taken towards it. And in that same moment, you see a different path stretch out in front of you. The path you could have taken at the first step.


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[Assistant] We are all on this road together. The good men who fight for wrong causes.


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[Assistant] We had thrown everything we had at Atlas and come up short. Now it was time to pay the price.


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[Assistant] A frontal assault on Iron Stronghold using the two mech suits we found back in the bay.


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[Assistant] Irons gave me a second chance. And I gave it back. He thought he could solve the world's problems. If he did have the answer, he took it with him to the grave. But he was right about one thing. This wasn't the end. It was just the beginning.


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[Assistant] Where are we going? We're going to the DSavage party. It starts right now. And uhm, what time is DSavage pulling up?


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[Assistant] We are now here on Fairfax. Someone said, how stupid can you be? Wait, what did he do? He was telling the pizza guy his phone number? He's an idiot. Uh, let's talk to some fans.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the Able Test One. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Yeah. I wanted to meet you here because of this beautiful view, looking over Tipukitia. This is where we're going to start our kayaking today. Oh, it's amazing. The colours are beautiful.


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[Assistant] We've got a granite coastline and in granite there's iron and so the iron corrodes with the salt water and creates the orangey colour.


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[Assistant] It's really accessible for all kinds of people. You don't have to be really fit and climb mountains. People can kayak or you can walk. We've got beautiful campsites right along the Abel Tasman. So it's a park that you can really take it at your own pace, whatever that is. Whatever that is, yeaah.


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[Assistant] We have a word in our culture, manaakitanga, and that means, uh, how we look after people. So it gives us great mana, it uplifts us when we look after people in the best possible way. All right, let's go quaking.


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[Assistant] We know that 400 years ago the rock was already split, but at one stage it would have been a complete boulder. Everyone entering the Abel Tasman generally will come by here. So it's that well known? It's like the gateway.


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[Assistant] Please, Pierre, work with me. Let us help each other.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're moving. Let's find out what the hell she wants.


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[Assistant] Fucking hell. There's no turning back from this.


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[Assistant] Here. With only one wing, you won't be reloading. So make every shot count and pick up new kit when you're empty.


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[Assistant] Now we've finished this thing. We're the only ones who can stop our hands from watching Mentacore.


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[Assistant] Let's talk about the new season and things that we can tell people that isn't spoiling anything. I know a lot of it was shot in a mall.


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[Assistant] I guess. You definitely are. I mean, I know you, uh, you guys get together and, uh, just joking backstage.


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[Assistant] We were all just, there's always like 10 bits going on. Someone's doing a bit and then someone's laughing at some other bit, then someone's singing a song. What is this song that you invented, Caleb, did you? Oh, another invention of mine. Uhm, not sure.


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[Assistant] The world watched helplessly as a tsunami took down the Fukushima nuclear power plant.


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[Assistant] What went wrong? And will it cripple Japan's nuclear program?


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[Assistant] Correspondent Miles O'Brien investigates if America is prepared for a nuclear disaster.


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[Assistant] I promise you I will return, and I'll make sure he pays what he did.


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[Assistant] You found me, and I see you. Peek-a-boo!


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[Assistant] Hello everyone! My name is Lily Dalsara-Yat, and I'm a National Geographic Explorer here in San Diego, California, in my favorite place in the whole wide world, The Slab!


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[Assistant] Alright, I can do this.


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[Assistant] Oh no, oh no, oh no, what did I just do? Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, what have I done? Oh my god, am I?


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[Assistant] Oh god, the game's lagging again. Oh no. No. Oh, it's trying to- Oh no, it's loading.


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[Assistant] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. What did I just do? What did I just do? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.


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[Assistant] Oh I can, okay. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] Did I, did I actually do it? Okay, I don't know what I did, but...


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[Assistant] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.


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[Assistant] These Berkshire Hills and Western Massachusetts have been a spiritual home for many, a source of inspiration for makers of music and poetry, for builders of homes and communities for millennia.


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[Assistant] Look to the shores of the lake in the distance. Lake Mackinac. Mackinac.


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[Assistant] The home of the Mohicans, the indigenous people of this place who live now in upper Wisconsin and are known as the Stockbridge Muncie Band of Mohican Indians are the people for whom the waters are never still. They used to share music on the shores of the lake and they still cherish this land as hallowed ground. Today, by combining the human enterprise of music with the majesty of nature, we continue a sacred practice.


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[Assistant] Through the ephemeral nature of music, we are reminded that we are but temporary custodians of this land, and it is our duty to cultivate the land and ourselves.


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[Assistant] To find balance between humans and nature as this place's indigenous people teach us.


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[Assistant] In order that our species can survive and thrive. So, with gratitude, here is this offering of music for our Earth Day celebration.


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[Assistant] Oh, hello. Ah, ah, ah, what's happening?


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[Assistant] Whales are the world's most intelligent giants. But there's still a mystery.


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[Assistant] Are we beginning to understand their secrets?


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[Assistant] Three years of filming reveal an extraordinary truth. Wales have culture.


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[Assistant] There are several different routes throughout the village. All of our residents receive a copy of that guide on an yearly basis. As you go through the village, you'll see little blue signs that say evacuation routes, such and such, which are all discussed in that guide.


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[Assistant] Head on down to the tracks, I'll explain on the way. By myself? Hey, I know there's some scary shit out there, but it's all in how you look at it. You tell yourself you're gonna have a good time, you'll have a good time. Am I right? But seriously, those motherfucking OD will tear you apart, be careful.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, man. He's been pissed at me plenty of times. It's not like I did it on purpose. I want to get out


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[Assistant] We'll miss you. You cranky motherfucker.


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[Assistant] Best thing you can do is keep being yourself. Keep that swagger going. Cool? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Hey, Walter talked about this guy, named Brillcreen.


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[Assistant] Says he was the smartest guy around. You find that guy, I bet he'll figure out how to escape the city.


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[Assistant] Anyway, Walter said there was ham radio signals coming from a Japanese museum nearby. Might be him. You should check it out.


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[Assistant] The difference between competent death investigation and incompetent death investigation may be the difference between what side of a state


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[Assistant] I've been a practicing forensic pathologist for more than 35 years and I'm still amazed that there are many parts of the country where we don't have competent death investigation systems.


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[Assistant] It amazes me that such an important aspect of our government as medical legal death investigation doesn't have to have accreditation.


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[Assistant] I mean, everything else is accredited, hospitals are accredited, barbers are accredited. You would think that a medical legal death investigation system would have to go through a periodic inspection and accreditation.


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[Assistant] It is important to have a quality, competent death investigation system. If you don't, you run the risk of having an out of control epidemic. You run the risk of not identifying hazards in the community due to toxins or environmental poisons.


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[Assistant] Just find him and do what you do. You'll be paid back in time.


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[Assistant] Now, step forward, Knight of Fargarthia. You brought me back from death's cold door.


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[Assistant] On your journey, thy hast three tasks. Protect the flagship. Seek out the fiery elixirs. Throw the elixirs into the hole to heal the ship.


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[Assistant] In fact, his nomination was the hostile takeover of the Republican Party.


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[Assistant] Please, Pierre, work with me. Let us help each other.


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[Assistant] If they don't bring me back here, I'll definitely, I'm on board man, for sure.


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[Assistant] Enough of this foolishness.


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[Assistant] Gideon, Mitchell, I need to see you, right now.


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[Assistant] To consume Washington with his spirit, his personality, his willfulness to get things done.


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[Assistant] President Trump, his entire career, had cut deals in non-ideological situations. Now he was confronted with a totally ideological situation. Winning over an ideologues not like winning over someone in a real estate deal because they have a core conviction which may prevent them from coming over to the other side. It's not all transactional.


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[Assistant] I'm told Ryan was ice cold, very calm throughout the whole car ride in the visit to the White House because he had to convey a simple message. He did what he could, but the votes weren't there.


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[Assistant] The Republican Party is broken. I don't need this broken Republican Party, he said, if they're not going to really help me, if they're not going to get their stuff together. What he really wanted was a win. He wasn't pushing for an ideological win. He wasn't pushing for a political win. He wanted a win for Donald Trump. And the Republican Party failed him.


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[Assistant] McCain represented a Republican party, an establishment centrist wing of the Republican party that was deeply unhappy with President Trump and did not appreciate his agenda, did not appreciate his style. And so by McCain ending Trump's initiative, by McCain putting his hand up and saying stop,


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[Assistant] It was a roaring back for the Republican establishment.


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[Assistant] I remember going, I'm not sure it's wise to be spiking the football to 50 yard line, but what the heck.


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[Assistant] Oh hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, how's it going? I know it's been a while since my last update, but there's a lot of stuff coming up in the next few weeks that I think you guys should know about.


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[Assistant] Uh, first of all, the guys from Sindigo, Daniel and Ryan, they're actually moving to LA this Monday. So I'm gonna be taking some time to help them get oriented with the LA area and move them into their new place. But after that, you should see a lot more sketch comedy stuff coming out on this channel, and me helping them with sketch comedy on their channel.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's gonna be a lot of fun, and if you don't know the Cintigo guys, I've made a ton of sketches with them in the past. Uh, there's a playlist down in the description below, or I'll put an annotation up here, uh, for some of the videos that we've done together. I mean, they're, like, it- it-


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[Assistant] I can't even describe it, it's so much fun because we've learned for so long. It's been about two years now that we've started working together. And, uh, we- we've both learned, or all three of us have learned,


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[Assistant] So much more in making sketch comedy and how it's done and how it should be done. And, and in some ways how it shouldn't be done, but that's even better sometimes. So check it out, I hope you enjoy it, and I hope you look forward to more sketch comedy stuff coming out on this channel, because...


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[Assistant] I look forward to making it. It's something that's a passion of mine and it was the original reason why I wanted to be on YouTube. Like it's really close to my heart and I hope you guys enjoy what we're gonna be making because we're gonna be making a lot more. I hope to get like a new sketch out. If not,


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[Assistant] Every week, then every other week, I really wanna be putting my whole heart into doing it. And not take away from the gaming at all. I'm still gonna be releasing two videos a day. It's just that I hope to add onto that sketch comedy. And being on this schedule has actually helped me because I have a bit more free time. Because I always do the videos ahead of time instead of waiting to the last minute. And that means I'm able to do more of what I love. But, also, in addition to that,


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[Assistant] Have now officially been donated, and I'm hoping to get confirmation letters to show you guys to be as transparent as possible, uh, that all the money that has been raised has been donated to the charities properly. I even went down to PAX South, and I met with AbleGamers in person to hand-deliver the check, uh, that we raised. I believe those from the Pajama livestream.


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[Assistant] It's just hard with this schedule, because, uh, March 6th, 6th, 6th, 6th, on March 6th, there's PAX East, and not only am I, Bob, and Wade going,


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm trying to reach out to people to get him a special guest pass or a media pass or an exhibitor badge so that he can get in and, you know, we can all hang out together because that's going to be so much fun. I-I-I can't wait because Jack is one of my favorite YouTubers. I mean, I don't watch all of his videos, but he's just really, really cool guy.


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[Assistant] A year ago. Which is crazy, like that was a year ago. I can't even believe it. Like, if you haven't seen it, we did a video while we were at PAX where we were on these, like, cushiony mats and we-


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[Assistant] Okay, this is starting to sound wrong, like one of those Marky Mash fanfictions, but not true. It's really a lot of fun, and I can't wait to go back again because some of my best memories are from when I'm able to meet and be among my friends again, and...


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[Assistant] Like, that's really special to me, to be able to do these things, and I sometimes miss it being out all the way in LA when everyone is like, in the UK, or in Ireland, or in Cincinnati, or in North Carolina. And, you know, I'm away from my friends and family, but...


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[Assistant] The fact that people are moving here and that I'm able to go out and meet other people out there is really


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[Assistant] Something I'm going to cherish a lot and something that I really, really care about because, like I've told you before in this rhetoric at this point, but,


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[Assistant] You know, YouTube is a passion of mine, and I-I love to be able to entertain you guys, but at the end of the day, I'm-I'm just one guy who's trying to stretch himself as thin as possible all over the world. And, uh, sometimes, you know, I-I think about...


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[Assistant] It has happened, uh, over the course of my life, uh, to get me to this point. And I think about the channel and how it's evolved and how we just hit 5 million subscribers, like, not long ago, and now we're at almost 6 million.


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[Assistant] In such a short amount of time, and it just, it's daunting to think about. Because I've said it's daunting before when it was like at 100,000 or when we hit 1 million, I thought it was unreal. Now we're like rocketing up and we got a million subscribers in like a month or two. And it's, it's really...


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[Assistant] It's really hard to keep everything in perspective, but I have to try everyday to do so because I know from meeting you guys, going out to the events, it's not just me hanging out with my other YouTube friends or real friends in real life. Not that my YouTube friends aren't my real friends, they are.


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[Assistant] But I also get to meet you guys. And when I was at PAX South, it was amazing because I barely got to spend any time on the show floor, but most of my time was spent just meeting you guys.


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[Assistant] And it was non-stop, like every second I was there, someone new was coming up to me, and I was so honored that people were saying hi to me, and it was almost overwhelming, like, I never wanted to say that it was going to be too much to meet all of you guys, but


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[Assistant] To be honest, everywhere I went, a huge crowd of people formed. And I was like, it was weird because I was honored, but I was also intimidated by the fact that there were just so many people. Like when I went to PAX Prime last year, I met people in a courtyard, and that's where the video with all those people came in. And when I walk, I turn the corner,


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[Assistant] I'm- I'm truly like honored that you guys would give me


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[Assistant] This much love and respect and I have to cherish it at all points in my life. I have to always understand that I have a responsibility to give you guys like everything that I can.


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[Assistant] And I'm, I'm so willing to do it, I'm so happy to do it, I'm so happy that I have these opportunities. And I meant this to be a quick update, and god damn it, again, every single, you go back, every single vlog, I'm like, hey, this'll be a quick update. Oh, I love you guys so much, you're like everything to me. And, and I really, really mean it, I hope you guys don't think it's not true, I have something in my eye.


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[Assistant] But I-I really hope you guys don't think that I've grown numb to any of it because


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[Assistant] I'm surprised every day. You know, I'm surprised every day at the love and, you know,


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[Assistant] Respect that comes out of this community and even being of this incredible size and of course there are bad eggs here and there but proportionally


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[Assistant] Like, they are insignificant to like the...


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[Assistant] And that's, that's why I do it, and that's why I love to do it, and that's why I'll never do anything else, because this is the most amazing thing in my life, and I've said that before I bet, but it's true.


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[Assistant] Every time I say it. So anyway, I'll wrap this up. Hopefully you got all the information in between all the blabbering. Cause that's what I want to do, but I just wanted to say thank you guys again for supporting me and being there for me. And, like, giving me a reason to keep moving forward.


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[Assistant] So thank you everybody so much for watching. Check out the stuff that I linked in the description below. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] Calm, calm, calm, calm down, Mr. Varun. Calm down, calm down.


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[Assistant] Sonali, my name is KD Patak. I am your lawyer.


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[Assistant] Your honor.


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[Assistant] Right hand. Right hand. Right? And, uh, according to the reports.


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[Assistant] Right, Sonali?


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[Assistant] No, your honor.


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[Assistant] Your honor, Mr.


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[Assistant] Ahh, confusing.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, don't know. Don't know.


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] Point number two. Point number three.


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[Assistant] It's very clear. Sonali par jisne hamla kiya, wo Mr. Sodhi nahi, koi aur tha.


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[Assistant] Ah, Mr. Khan. Looks like we've got proof. Inspector Khan. I was waiting for your call.


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[Assistant] Really? Hold on a minute.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Or 703. Garima Devraj cover.


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[Assistant] My dear friend, Jhilmil Javeri.


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[Assistant] Okay, tell me something. This uh, Sonali and Garima come to your club everyday for training.


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[Assistant] Hey, Dinesh Madan!


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[Assistant] Badminton players usually have racket in their hands.


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[Assistant] Underworld Day.


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[Assistant] Yes?


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[Assistant] So Garima, Mr. Sodhi, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] So you gave him this money for the Kheel Samrat Award.


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[Assistant] Right, right, right.


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[Assistant] And did Mr. Sodhi, your dear friend, cricketer Dinesh Madan, know him?


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[Assistant] Your honor, Mr. Dinesh Madan, India Care rising, middle order right handed batsman.


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[Assistant] Left handed. Right, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Do you remember?


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[Assistant] Kamaal hai, Mr. Madan. Aap, aap, aap, aap, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Order, order.


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[Assistant] Mr. Madan.


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[Assistant] Miss Maya.


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[Assistant] The sports star apartment ke 9th floor pe lagye hua hai.


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[Assistant] You're a genius, Nidhi.


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[Assistant] Andy, I know you got rid of all the evidence in that flat.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] Now tell me, Andy. There's no other way to save yourself.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] I remember, I remember, I remember.


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[Assistant] Am I right? Or am I right?


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[Assistant] I often discuss study lessons with Wang Ya Ji though. Nice.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm planning to go to a cafe with Wang Ya Ji this evening to do an exam paper together. Then we'll have hot pot after. Wow, that sounds good, honey.


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[Assistant] Your mom hurt her ankle, so she needs me here to help out with the cooking. Hey, Lingxia, your mom also says that she's too busy now to bring your sister here herself to meet you. Come here. Xiao Zhengze, this is your big brother.


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[Assistant] How much is the Chinese cabbage? 4 yuan per kilo. My, the price rose?


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[Assistant] You don't understand it. I want Xiao Chengzhi to stay with her brother so he'll get used to it.


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[Assistant] You never got in touch with a boy for such a long time, not even once. How can you win his heart back if you don't act proactively?


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[Assistant] Well, you got divorced all of a sudden. What did I say to you back then, huh?


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[Assistant] I warned you that if you didn't spend time with a kid after the divorce, you're going to regret it someday. And now just look at you.


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[Assistant] I never wanted you to marry Ling Haoping from the start. I tried introducing you to one of your brother's colleagues. His family was running a business in Beijing. That man was living a big life.


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[Assistant] But nevertheless, I still need Ling He Ping so I can be in touch with Ling Xiao.


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[Assistant] That's why by the looks of it, I need to stand out and make the plans for you myself.


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[Assistant] It's like this. Well, Ha Zichu's mom almost got married to Li Junjun's dad, and that was like many years ago, but then... Anyway, he's Li Junjun's brother. Liberation.


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[Assistant] No I'm not, I'm the monitor. I just need to know whatever I can about every classmate.


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[Assistant] Xiao Xiangzi, she'll take him away from you, right? Because biologically, she's the real little sister.


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[Assistant] Though she had been abandoned, she still needs to find her biological parents anyway. That means being related by blood is a very strong magic. It's an invincible magic. There are many people in the world who are very much like your brothers. They usually show up at some family tracing TV program when they grow up.


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[Assistant] I got tutoring classes during weekends. I'm so exhausted.


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[Assistant] Boss of a ruthless communist dynasty that has ruled North Korea for 75 years.


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[Assistant] Early in his rule, Kim Jong Un wiped out his enemies, then supercharged his nuclear arsenal.


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[Assistant] The world is changing. To survive, Kim must change with it and bring his country into the modern age.


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[Assistant] Developing a nuclear missile capable of striking North Korea's mortal enemy, the United States.


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[Assistant] But Kim has a problem. Cut off from the outside world, his country's economy is on its knees.


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[Assistant] To bring his country into the modern age and maintain his grip on power.


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[Assistant] Kim must lift the US-led sanctions banning international trade with North Korea.


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[Assistant] In Singapore, North Korea's reclusive dictator takes his first steps on the world stage.


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[Assistant] At the start of his rule he encouraged foreigners to set up businesses in special trading zones near the Chinese border.


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[Assistant] It's believed Kim Dong-Chul passed secrets to the CIA for four years.


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[Assistant] Two years later, Kim meets with US hostage negotiators.


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[Assistant] In releasing his hostages, Kim Jong-un bolsters his image as a modern, civilized leader and buys credit with President Trump.


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[Assistant] Kim Jong Un sets out on a 2,500 mile journey. The destination, Vietnam, and a second crucial meeting with President Trump.


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[Assistant] On the first night of the summit, the two leaders meet for a dinner of North Korean steak, served well done for Trump and rare for Kim.


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[Assistant] In return for the complete lifting of all sanctions.


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[Assistant] As the North Korean soldier lies wounded in the demilitarized zone, which separates North and South Korea, troops stage a rescue attempt.


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[Assistant] To clamp down on a rising tide of defectors, Kim has increased border security and threatened would-be traitors with severe punishments.


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[Assistant] But the dictator remains torn between his allegiance to the family dynasty.


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[Assistant] Kim's two meetings with the U.S. President had failed to deliver a deal on North Korea's nuclear arsenal.


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[Assistant] In a symbolic statement to his people, he makes a pilgrimage to the sacred Mount Paektu, mythical birthplace of the Kim dynasty.


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[Assistant] Kim threatens to deliver a so-called Christmas gift to the United States.


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[Assistant] In 2020, Kim unveiled the world's largest mobile intercontinental ballistic missile, nicknamed The Monster.


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[Assistant] Kim Jong Un remains the dictator of a rogue state that is now more dangerous than ever.


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[Assistant] And it's close to completing a new secret weapon that would pose a greater threat to the West than ever before.


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[Assistant] No thanks. We have iodine at home. You bully others. Let's go back home. I'll teach you a lesson. Don't do that.


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[Assistant] Not just non-stopping, we done did it. We done had to do our thing though.


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[Assistant] Tapes, I don't drop music, I don't drop tapes with people. Secondly, me and Glock don't even do music like that. We don't do a lot of music. The first shit we ever did was amazing. So, you know what I mean? So it's like...


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[Assistant] Oh, it's just, it's just came. You know what I mean? Like it's just organic came. Glock was like, let's do this. And I was like, shit, let's do it.


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[Assistant] Nah, we did all of it in the studio together. Oh, okay. But, we didn't plan it like when we was doing it.


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[Assistant] You just regularly just went, it was no difference. Know what I'm saying? Like, there was some shit happening. I got to California.


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[Assistant] I was like, shit, let's do it. But then once I was finna drop the song, I had to listen to all of the songs we recorded. I was like, well, we might as well drop a mixtape.


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[Assistant] Intro and all of the shit, we just went on and finished recording a lot of songs. Put it together.


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[Assistant] I don't know it goes to me in a different way because it's like I don't look at Glock as my artist. You know what I'm saying? I look at it like...


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[Assistant] Like, like this my little brother and I'm helping him do what he want to do with his life, you know what I'm saying? And I'm making, put it like this, I'm making this shit more easy, I'm him positioner.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? So it's like, shit, like we just having fun with it. You know what I'm saying? So it's like,


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[Assistant] I'd rather be doing this right here than be running the streets and me showing him this and that and we doing this and doing that. It's like, it's a difference, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] The work ethic there is like Glock, he on another level. He ain't the average young nigga. He ain't the average.


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[Assistant] 22 year old, know what I'm saying, like his mind, he know what he want, he know what he want to sound like, he want to, he want to, he, he gon'.


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[Assistant] Perfect, this crowd, if you wanted to be in the studio all the time, you're like, he ain't just in it for money. Like a lot of people ain't like, I ain't in it for the money. It's like, yea, that's cool. It's like, he really like this shit.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like, he really said, everything he was doing, he said he was gonna do it. And I just be like, damn, you said you was gonna do that shit.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It just set up for me like that.


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[Assistant] Cause when we record together, like, like out of a majority of them songs, it was like, I record and cut off.


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[Assistant] Like probably from the road one and Glock would start recording on it and like he cut off. Like, I don't know. It just, I don't know.


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[Assistant] That's why I always feel like I ain't no punchline rapper.


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[Assistant] He did at all 22 tracks, he did 20 of them. Oh, okay. That's my new producer, I had just signed him.


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[Assistant] It was like, I told him, it's green, like it's time to go. Like, you know what I mean? And we just went in.


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[Assistant] Like when Glock was like, when we said we finna do a tape, let him know and he came. So we were all in the studio, we just loaded, just going in, non-stop, non-stop.


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[Assistant] It's like yea and nah because that's what I've been preparing for my whole life.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like I was preparing and going hard for them before they even got here. Before I even got with my baby mama period, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, I set it up for it to be like this.


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[Assistant] Like, there ain't shit in this world like have some kids. You ain't even live your life yet until you have some kids, dawg.


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[Assistant] You ain't even lived a life yet. You ain't even experienced a life yet, like really, like. You got to have some kids, like. That's the only thing they can...


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[Assistant] When you die, they motherfuckers be like, oh that's yours. Everything else, shit gonna go to somebody else.


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[Assistant] Just check this shit out. That's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Just check this shit out. Yeah, like, I got some shit for everybody. Right. You know what I mean? Like, this shit way bigger than Dolph. You know what I mean? Like, Dolph, this young Dolph, but, you know, just check this shit out.


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[Assistant] We definitely gonna go on tour. Definitely gonna drop more projects.


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[Assistant] And that dilemma, you know what? It could be the end of the Kim dynasty.


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[Assistant] If I compare it to a movie, I would say it's Godfather 3. And that's when Michael Corleone wants to become a legitimate businessman and head of a business conglomerate out from the shadows of the mafia regime that he inherited. But without the mafia state, the Kim regime would not function. Why?


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[Assistant] Because it is under heavy sanctions, the only way that it can make hard currency is by illicit trade.


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[Assistant] My name is Nikola Kovacevic, and uhm, well, I know Kim Jong Un from my school in Switzerland.


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[Assistant] So uhm, this is pretty much Un as I remember him.


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[Assistant] Wearing a typical, uh, sports outfit. Very American.


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[Assistant] He was wearing Chicago Bulls shirts, shorts, and Michael Jordan shoes. We were quite impressed by that.


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[Assistant] We were playing basketball and Un was looking for people to play with.


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[Assistant] Very passionate. You could clearly see that he wants to win. He was very good, very quick.


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[Assistant] We did have, uh, interesting, uh, chats about North Korea. There was one occasion where, uh, I was just asking something like how is it there?


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[Assistant] Hey sweetheart. I'm in Ghana, watching two romance scammers at work. He calls himself the Punisher, and she is Miami Queen. Muah, I missed you. And to my surprise, they're scamming men, not women.


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[Assistant] So what just happened here? You were started to call somebody, right?


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[Assistant] When you're communicating, he thinks he's communicating the whole time with her or he's communicating with you. And then you're just...


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[Assistant] Most of romance scamming is messaging. Just typing.


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[Assistant] How many people do you guys know that are scammers?


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[Assistant] Wiring money, gift cards, or straight up cash are preferred. But payment in Bitcoin is also becoming popular.


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[Assistant] And there's simply more men using online dating signs.


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[Assistant] And yet, back in the States, far fewer men than women report being victims.


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[Assistant] Has no idea that you're actually a man in Ghana.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, wow. So you have the video and then you're just typing.


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[Assistant] These videos are part of a Scammers professional toolkit. An underground industry unto itself.


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[Assistant] There was really a big devastation for the family. That's when they really wanted to go seek medical care outside.


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[Assistant] Seems that the evidence against you has failed to appear. How do you explain that? You must be a very dangerous man, Wei Shen.


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[Assistant] That is exactly what we want people to think. I trust that my men weren't too rough on you, officer.


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[Assistant] Use him to get close to Winston Chu. Do whatever it takes. Raymond here will be your handler. You'll report everything through him.


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[Assistant] Candidly way, previous attempts to get close to him haven't panned out. We don't have much to go on. That's why you're here.


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[Assistant] I'm hoping that you can bring something more to our investigation.


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[Assistant] Raymond will be in touch. Owen Way. Good luck out there.


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[Assistant] And an astonishing number of convictions. He obviously blames the Twys for what happened to his family. It could turn into a vendetta. Raymond, Wei Shen is perfect for this job.


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[Assistant] What? Jesus, Pendrew. Let me get the door. There are a few badges outside who didn't hear you. It's alright, Wei. We can trust her. Trust her?


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[Assistant] No, no you don't. Now see yourself out.


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[Assistant] You need to be more careful, Wei. Much more careful. I can't bail you out like this again. Sir, I don't want to hear it. Just be careful.


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[Assistant] What are you doing here? Where's Raymond? This is something I wanted to handle personally, way. Do you have Charlie Pang's gun? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm sure you've noticed that guns are something of a rarity in Hong Kong. Not like in the States. This particular gun is quite important.


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[Assistant] So who's the dead guy? I was hoping you'd help me with that, actually. Officer Shen, take up a firing position.


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[Assistant] One more thing. He would have tried to get away, but Charlie disabled the car.


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[Assistant] I don't think I do, sir. Wei, I know who you are. You're just like me. You do what must be done. Mmm, local PD is on their way. You should go.


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[Assistant] Fuck, Penju! Are you deaf? No, Officer Shane, I'm not. But you clearly have forgotten who you're speaking to. Wait. Forget about Jackie a moment.


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[Assistant] Whatever we can get to stick to Sonny Woe will obviously hurt Big Smile Lee. And we both want that.


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[Assistant] He always did have a reputation for that sort of thing.


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[Assistant] Think you could get a copy of that? Are you fucking kidding me?!


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[Assistant] Alright, I have to go. Get me that video as soon as you can.


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[Assistant] Wade, did you bring the video? And Jackie? Done. This should be all I need to put Sonny Woh away for a long time. And with Uncle Poe dead- Wait, how'd you hear about that? Good news, travels fast. I'll have Raymond arrange your debriefing. Congratulations, Wade. What are you saying? I'm saying it's over. You've done your job, it's time to come in.


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[Assistant] Sonny Woe, I've been looking forward to this moment for a long time.


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[Assistant] Not this time, sonny. Come on. Don't get your fancy shoes all muddy. Let's go, boys. We got what we came for. We're leaving.


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[Assistant] The 18K are about to do this city a great public service. And anyone who stays here deserves everything they get.


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[Assistant] But not without taking care of some unfinished business with you and Sonny first. We had a deal, did we not, Penderel?


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[Assistant] I gave you the Three Tigers. It made your career. And I let you and Sunny continue operating. A sacrifice you were willing to make. At the time. I'm putting Sunny away, and with you gone, I'll finish this once and for all.


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[Assistant] Whatever I did, I made Hong Kong a better place. I served the greater good. But you, you let them get to you.


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[Assistant] You abandoned your duty officer and became one of them. You deserve to be handed over to Big


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[Assistant] Conroy, you know that problem we got in the market? Why don't you take way with you?


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[Assistant] And as the storms of cheering surge with the approaching procession along the river, here, in contrast, the abbey holds its ancient peace.


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[Assistant] My question is, can you please say happy birthday to my girlfriend? It's her 18th birthday today.


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[Assistant] Uh, like Bob here, this is my first convention. I managed to make the trip out with my girlfriend and her family who are very close to me. Uh, and I wanted to take this opportunity to ask Britton to please come up here. Right here.


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[Assistant] What I wanna ask you, all three of you guys, since it is my birthday, can you guys go to dinner with me?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I wanna actually make a recommendation, uh, for a game called Alan Wake. It's a really good game. It's a psychological, you know, eh. Thriller!


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[Assistant] I must confess I was surprised to see you back. I had hoped that you might have escaped Hong Kong.


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[Assistant] Are you ready to begin?


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[Assistant] The prince who made his televised admission of adultery over a year ago is said to agree. The princess who made her televised admission of adultery a few weeks ago is said to be devastated and will give her response after the holidays.


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[Assistant] One of the few regrets that the Queen has about her reign was that she felt that she reacted too slowly in Wales at a place called Aberfan back in the 1960s.


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[Assistant] Forget about it. And what's this Sarasa shit?


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[Assistant] Yellow, blue, I don't care what color they are! I learned my lesson with those bastards, did you hear me? Just a normal damn jet, please!


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[Assistant] What? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do not know. Listen, I appreciate the situation. But you know what today is. My kids got cookies baked for me at home. They're waiting for me. And I still gotta play Santa tonight.


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[Assistant] They say there is an entrance to Inferno. The gates of hell. Somewhere on this mountain.


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[Assistant] No one knows where though. Hell, no one even knows if it's true or not. The only reason this overgrown rock is worshiped like some god in the first place?


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[Assistant] Just hurry up with whatever it is you gotta do and get back there, alright? And the hotel's going on your account. With a minibar too. Gotta keep myself busy while I'm waiting. Forget about it. I love those miniature drinks.


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[Assistant] Oh, but you gotta have a death wish to get close to that damn place if you ask me. Wow. Gives me the heebie jeebies.


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[Assistant] I remember when I was like you, always looking for a fight.


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[Assistant] Ready to kill anyone who so much has looked at me sideways. Here's a tip for you, kid.


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[Assistant] Petsy Wing, Bad Luck and Marshawn.


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[Assistant] Who the fuck are you guys? Change your tongue shit. Ms. Yang is a red pole, and she just saved your life.


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[Assistant] Well my father was a funeral director. Two of my brothers and I are funeral directors. Our brother-in-law is a funeral director.


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[Assistant] Five of our nieces and nephews are funeral directors, and my son Patty is entering mortuary school in the next few months.


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[Assistant] And that shows virtually every place that it could be done.


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[Assistant] Right. It can go right across the top.


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[Assistant] That'd be beautiful, Bob. Of course, people can read it better. Well, especially in the winter, you know, if it's down at the bottom and we get one of our Michigan snowfalls.


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[Assistant] You know, it could be covered. The name could be covered when it's way down low like that.


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[Assistant] A draft of the obituary for both you and Jean. Yours would read this way.


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[Assistant] Robert Kelly was born on March the 10th, 1922 in El Reno, Oklahoma. He was the fifth of six children.


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[Assistant] I view the viewing of the dead as one of the most fundamental aspects of acknowledging grief. Reality can no longer be denied. The death is literally staring them in the face.


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[Assistant] And my father came into our funeral home and for the first time stood at the casket of his wife of over 40 years, his sweetheart since childhood.


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[Assistant] And seeing my mother dead, and seeing my father dead, I believe that's absolutely true. That we can imagine it, but to experience it is an entirely different thing.


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[Assistant] As opposed to an alternative to a funeral.


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[Assistant] But many people don't know that they can go and that they can bear witness to that placement of their loved one into that retort, into that crematory.


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[Assistant] And then we set the features, the terminology for closing one's eyes and closing the mouth, setting and positioning the features so that, uh, there's a pleasant appearance if that's at all possible. We'll be right in here. You'll see the blueness of the vein first.


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[Assistant] And, and try to release any of the rigor mortis that's there.


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[Assistant] That is, people stay the fuck out of our territory, and in return, we'll let them live.


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[Assistant] I think you'll find that I don't give a fuck! You see our guest now, make sure he doesn't get lost!


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[Assistant] Tell your boss to stay the fuck out of my territory!


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[Assistant] You! You can't do this here! It's a fucking funeral! Goddamn police! Why don't you show some fucking respect?!


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[Assistant] Back alley! Watch the front. I'll go check it out.


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[Assistant] Listen up, you better keep a low profile for a while.


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[Assistant] Where's Jackie? You're never going to find him!


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[Assistant] I'm remembering what I really am.


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[Assistant] Thimbleventer can wait for now. I'm opening the gate.


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[Assistant] You know, love, you're probably the only person on the planet who says go to hell and means take me there.


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[Assistant] Surrender, or it will be more than your mask when you lose.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure how much that's worth. Okay, we raised for the girls and a hundred thousand.


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[Assistant] Yes, and it will make you look so good to your bosses, they might even pat you on the head like an obedient dog, right up until the time that I walk.


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[Assistant] Ha! You, a woman, talking of code. You should never have been allowed to be son on ye.


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[Assistant] You'll have the fucking election. But I'm warning you here and now.


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[Assistant] Hold that thought. I have a friend who wants to, and I want to see where his work is. What's it called? Dream Lover. Dream Lover? I think it's-


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[Assistant] Anyway, I won't tell dad about it then, so you can still go and surprise him. Right.


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[Assistant] I even picked up the guy's pen, which in my opinion should be essential for the whole storyline. Maybe this pen would actually be the token of our affection.


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[Assistant] But it's a case of sexual harassment! No, it wasn't. It's a mistake.


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[Assistant] By the way, guess who I met in our small community?


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[Assistant] The guy from our high school before, who played basketball then, he was called the Gorilla. The Gorilla?


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[Assistant] I don't think I've heard of that guy. Cause you only had eyes for one guy then.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's go. Oh, you don't need to accompany me. I insist on going with you.


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[Assistant] No, I'm fine. We don't do the going to the toilet hand-in-hand thing anymore. Besides, you're busy, right? Oh no, I'm not busy, Li Zhenzhen.


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[Assistant] Mommy, mommy, I hate my knee.


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[Assistant] Will you get real clean and scrub-a-dub-dub? Yes, yes, yes, yes.


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[Assistant] Let go, Korra. The division between you and your enemies is an illusion. How are you?


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[Assistant] Our restaurant is not closed. You can come by tomorrow if you want.


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[Assistant] He's been here so many times already though. What's he doing here?


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, my name is Xamber. Thank you guys so much for clicking on this video and starting to watch with me. Today we are here with more Miraculous! We are watching season 4 episode 22, Iferial? I don't know if I'm saying that correctly, but...


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[Assistant] Why was he touching the ring? I know it's Emily's like ring or their wedding rings, but.


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[Assistant] We can still do our job without him, it's just more difficult.


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[Assistant] Uhm, can we really, should we do this in front of Luca?


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know about this.


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[Assistant] Oh, stop, no! But now he only likes her because she's ladybug!


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[Assistant] Oh my god, wait, he's just revealing it to his son? Because he knows his son will give. It's, it's what he, it's the same thing with, uh, Cat Blanc again, basically. We're just rehashing this. So anytime he finds out Adrian is Cat Noir, he puts him in this situation. Oh god. Really just drop that on him like this.


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[Assistant] Cause he always gives in. Adrian the senti monster? Is Felix the senti monster? They're all, oh my god, they're senti monsters.


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[Assistant] Wow, so she just kinda like, let that happen. Damn.


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[Assistant] Bye, Luca. You still know all of our secrets. Actually, you know a lot of secrets now. Oh my god, Luca knows so many secrets now. I just am like processing.


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[Assistant] Ladybug and Cat Noir's identities. He already knows that. So it's not that shocking. I did like the conversation he had with Marinette where Marinette was like getting freaked out because she's like, have you ever experienced this? And he's like, yes. Yes, I have.


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[Assistant] And I like this response, he's like, it made me understand and I feel like I know them better.


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[Assistant] Which was very cute and sweet to see him, um, you know, talk about it and we finally get to understand his feelings about it all.


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[Assistant] But, oh my god. Okay, not only does Luka know their identities now, but he also has met the Celestial Guardian.


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[Assistant] Which I think is wild. Like, Alia hasn't even met the Celestial Guardian, and Luca does? Like, that is so crazy to me. But like, I guess, sure, whatever. Oh, and then everything else, like, that's the only thing we have left.


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[Assistant] Marinette does not know anybody's identities. Cat Noir does not know anybody's identities.


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[Assistant] Uh, including he does not remember Lucas. That was gone away with. Right? No, he does. He does know.


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[Assistant] No, no, I lied. Sometimes it's hard to get this time mumbo jumbo in sync. But no, he does know Luca's identity. That's interesting. So, okay.


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[Assistant] So Adrian, yes, I feel like I'm messing up, but no, he does know, cause they went underneath and they needed Saz back. So yes, okay.


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[Assistant] Cat Noir Adrian knows Nino's identity?


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[Assistant] I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he doesn't know about Reena Furtiv.


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[Assistant] And he also knows Luca's secret identity now.


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[Assistant] Granted, do I think he should? No. Yes, I do think he should. I really do think that the guardianship thing, even though Marinette is guardian, she should make the ultimate calls in the say so. I do wish she talked to Cat Noir more and helped.


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[Assistant] I don't know, put that information out there. I guess it's a hard thing to talk about because they can't really like hide as much when they're transformed. I do wish she would talk to him more before she makes decisions. I don't think he's wrong to be upset.


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[Assistant] But obviously, since she is guardian, it is her calls to make, you know? So I think there's some back and forth to be had there.


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[Assistant] Especially since they're children, I feel like they should, you know, work together as a team since that's obviously what works best for them.


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[Assistant] But at the same time, I think it's an iffy situation. Obviously I'm not a superhero, so I have no idea what works best. They're in very uncharted territory. So, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, this episode gave me so many panic attacks. I, I was getting watery eyed. I was like crying because like when they show their identity and like literally Adrian was like just spilling his heart out and he's like


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[Assistant] It's okay if you don't wanna, like, rid of all your identity to me. Like, I am just happy that I got to tell you and I will be patient and wait no matter what. Like, it is okay. Like, see how he was here?


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[Assistant] At the situation of, uh, Ladybug knowi- or, uh, Nino and Alia knowing their identities.


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[Assistant] Because he got so mad and was just getting so frustrated, but here he was just like, I understand, I'm willing to wait, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Like, it was such a different, like, Adrian response to these, like, situations.


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[Assistant] And so I don't know if this makes it more clear why I was upset at his actions at the Nino Alia reveal thing cause she's the guardian, she can make those calls. And again, she made that call here that they could, you know, he could reveal his identity to her and stuff.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know. I feel like he's being a little bit childish about the situation. Granted, I understand they're children.


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[Assistant] But they took on the responsibility of being superheroes. I'm gonna judge them a bit more harshly on situations. I understand that some of you can be upset by that.


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[Assistant] At the end of the day, they had a scapegoat to give away these powers to Celestial Guardian. If they didn't want these responsibilities, uh, if they didn't want Paris to judge them, then they should have given them up. Alright? Granted, that doesn't make the show.


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[Assistant] And so, yes, I'm going to judge how Adrienne reacted to finding out Nino and Alia knew their identities.


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[Assistant] And so when he was super understanding and respectful, the ladybug, and he's like, I'm just so happy that like I can do this and that you want to know who I am, blah, blah, blah, blah. It just shows kind of his selfishness there. Cause he's like, Ooh, she wants into my identity. Ooh. Like it's just Adrian being like, hehehehe.


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[Assistant] I showed you who I am in the Eiffel Tower where we have lots of holocopters who could have noticed us or something. And who knows if Hawk Moth was watching. You know, there was some consequences there. Oh, but yea.


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[Assistant] Such a panic in the fact that like, Marinette also trusted Luca to know his identity is crazy to me. Granted, she should know. No, cause she doesn't


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[Assistant] Mmmm, it's so frustrating. It's so hard to understand.


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[Assistant] Because I have to like remember where they went back because she didn't tell him who she was this time. But she also doesn't remember


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[Assistant] She doesn't know if this was the first time or not that they've gone back in time. But she must know. Because Sass says we went back to this time because things went bad. So she knows, right?


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[Assistant] Oh, but I love it too. She knows.


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[Assistant] That at least Luca knows the identity of Cat Noir, right? Because that's why things went bad and that's why, you know, they went back to the 1am time.


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[Assistant] And went back to 105 and said it all back. So she, she has to know at least he knows Cat Noir's identity. Right? And justifiably Cat Noir now knows Luca's identity.


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[Assistant] Please tell me if I'm right or wrong. I don't know. I feel confused.


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[Assistant] That he confessed and things went badly. Cause that's what caused time, paradoxes, stuff and stuff, had to use it.


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[Assistant] Right? She knows and just Cat Noir is in the dark, besides knowing now a third person's identity. I think, I think so.


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[Assistant] Oh, but yeaah, the confession stuff was really cute, uhm.


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[Assistant] It did feel weird though, I'll be honest, like it was cute, but after Adrian learned who Ladybug was, he was just like, oh.


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[Assistant] I'm so happy to know that like, one of my best friends is the girl I love. Like, that doesn't feel good, cause he's not in love with Marinette.


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[Assistant] Granted, I know he's just being friends with everybody as he should, but he doesn't love Marinette.


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[Assistant] He loves Ladybug, and since Ladybug is Marinette, he just is transferring that love then to Marinette. And I think that's not okay. Are we on the same boat everybody?


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[Assistant] It's just, comment, same boat, if we're same boat. But like, that's wrong, right? He should fall in love with Marinette. Cause that's who she truly is.


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[Assistant] Granted, Ladybug is the person she wants to be, and be that more confident individual,


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[Assistant] But at the end of the day, she is Marinette, the clumsy little baker girl. So if he does not love Marinette...


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[Assistant] And he can't love her when she's ladybug, you know? It feels weird. But I think it's also the same issue of Marinette.


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[Assistant] Now being in love, or I should say Ladybug being in love with Cat Noir because she knows Cat Noir is Adrienne.


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[Assistant] She has had moments with Cat Noir. Okay? She did. They've had little rendezvous. So I don't know if it's entirely fair to me to say that she doesn't have feelings for Cat Noir. Okay?


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[Assistant] Cuz after they had that little testy poo of the, I have three sons burning in my heart, they kinda grew closer, you know? They've had a few moments. So, I don't know if it works the same way. I don't think it does. Cuz I...


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[Assistant] No, I don't think it does cause Adrian doesn't get to interact with Ladybug a lot.


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[Assistant] So that one feels iffier, but Marinette being in love with Cat Noir because it is Adrian doesn't feel as weird to me. Granted, she thought it was weird because she's like, no, it can't be.


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[Assistant] Was she just noticing Adrian's bad jokes and mannerisms of Cat Noir because she now understands they're the same person? So those awkward jokes he would make, things like that.


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[Assistant] Is she just noticing things that Adrienne has always done?


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[Assistant] But just now taking note because she knows he's cat no more? Or was Adrian just feeling more free and lively and good about himself because he got to reveal his identity so he felt like, you know, he doesn't have to hide the same way anymore?


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[Assistant] Cause I know Adrian has been making those jokes, cause I think back to, uh,


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[Assistant] The k- was it the lies episode? Uh, Kagami and Adrian with like the, you know, drawing and stuff. And she's like, that's not you. And he's like, but I like doing this stuff.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I, I don't quite understand, and I'm probably thinking way too much.


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[Assistant] That. That was like a lot I was not ready for. And my brain is so boggled by it.


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[Assistant] Like I'm trying to get a handle on everything that just like transpired in front of me. It was so much. Like...


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[Assistant] Not only did they find out their identities and start dating again, which seems to always happen, uh, but like,


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[Assistant] Adrian saw his mom down there. He doesn't remember any of this, so it doesn't matter. But he saw his mom. We learn mom's been out for like...


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[Assistant] Two years, cause he said it's been like a hundred weeks. So like basically two years. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And that Hawk Moth literally was making his wish. And we now have found out what the wish...


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[Assistant] Does, essentially. We don't know what, what she's exactly making. We know it's to get his wife back. But, we know...


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[Assistant] That the wish will essentially destroy the world and rebuild it.


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[Assistant] Which sounds terrifying for anybody to do because obviously if you're rebuilding the world,


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[Assistant] So, very, very scary. Not a good thing for him to have. Control over.


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[Assistant] But, along with all of that, we also I think have-


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[Assistant] A pretty big confirmation about the senti monster stuff. Because we have seen Gabriel Grasse fiddling with the ring that he got, uh, that he took from Emily, but now he got... Does he have them both back now? I don't even remember. Do we have them back? Do we? Does Felix have one still?


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[Assistant] No. We have them back, right? Yes, he gave them back. I'm so confused. Anyways, uhm.


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[Assistant] He fiddles with it when he's like, Adrienne, you need to do this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's fiddling with that stupid twin ring. And like, twin ring.


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[Assistant] Two boys who look identical to one another, which I know many are like, oh, it's possible that like, you know, uh, two sister, two twin sisters can have a child and a child can look very similar to one another.


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[Assistant] I get that, but the fact that they look identical to one another, and we've never seen the other dad, and you know, blonde is a non-dominant gene.


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[Assistant] They have- they're both sentient monsters, right? Adrian and Felix are both sentient monsters. And the... a much...


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[Assistant] Is the rings, and that's why the rings are so important, but my question


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[Assistant] So why was Emily and Gabriel in control of them?


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[Assistant] That's where I get confused. Why did they both have the rings if one controls Felix?


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[Assistant] I guess just to keep it safe? But in general, why did they have- why did they make children? How did they make children? Have they grown up? Can senti monsters grow up normally?


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[Assistant] So I don't know. I hope we learn more about that. Cause at this point, I am like 99% sure that Adrian and Felix are senti monsters. The way that they're both after these rings and the way that like he, every time he's telling Adrian to do something and Adrian's saying no, he starts fiddling with it. Adrian's like, okay, father. Like, I'm pretty sure he is.


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[Assistant] But then, does Adrian know? Probably not at all, right? Because he's never acknowledged it, said it, and the way he's acted around other sentient monsters would lead me to believe he does not know he's a sentient monster. So.


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[Assistant] God damn, this, this is crazy. I've talked for like way too long about this episode. So much happened and this wasn't even the season finale.


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[Assistant] I'm scared for the season finale. I feel like I'm gonna have like a literal panic. If this is not the season finale, what is the season finale? Like I'm gonna absolutely lose my mind at the season finale and I'm scared. Cause the last ones have been pretty crazy too. And if this is not it,


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[Assistant] And of course if you like my reactions, please make sure to like, share, subscribe. It really does help out my channel and it helps me know that you guys really enjoy these as well. So thank you guys so much and I'll see you all later!


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[Assistant] Mommy, mommy, I hate my knee.


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[Assistant] Daddy, daddy, my elbow is hurt. Fell off my bike into the dirt.


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[Assistant] They proceeded to push through rather forcefully to handcuff me.


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[Assistant] It was just unbelievable. It was surreal. I mean, one minute you're sitting there and you've taken your kids to school and you've said, have a good day and be a learning superstar and you're working on your case in your office and the next minute you're heading downtown in cuffs and, uh, people are searching you for blasting caps and detonators.


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[Assistant] And wouldn't agree with these other three examiners who said this is a 100% conclusive match.


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[Assistant] He actually confirmed what the other three examiners had said. And from that point on, I kind of felt like the train to a death penalty had just pulled out of the station.


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[Assistant] I was going to go to the hearing and tell the judge what it was I was going to do. I was either going to testify or not talk. And uhm,


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[Assistant] I waited and I waited and my attorney showed up and he said, Brandon,


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[Assistant] He said, we just learned, we just learned it ourselves that the Spanish police had identified, uh, this latent fingerprint as belonging to an Algerian. And I looked at him and I said, you know, like, see, I told you, I told you it wasn't me.


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[Assistant] No se habla en inglés. No tengo papeles para trabajar. Así que, pues tengo que aguantar.


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[Assistant] When I went to her house, she would come and knock on my door.


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[Assistant] Sorry to interrupt. It doesn't seem like you're meeting for the first time.


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[Assistant] You mean, you asked her to be your girlfriend after meeting her?


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[Assistant] He's dating you for lust. He's also mentally immature. He's graduated from university for years and yet, he still lives with his parents.


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[Assistant] You've been wanting to say this since we got back?


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[Assistant] Ling Xiao, don't take it seriously. Enjoy your dinner. I better go home.


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[Assistant] He said he moved a lot. After moving around, he no longer knew where his home is.


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[Assistant] If he can be free and careless like a fish, there wouldn't be troubles.


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[Assistant] Feel free to wear any. However, not the pair from Li Zhenzhen.


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[Assistant] There have been a number of people who were convicted based on bite mark testimony.


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[Assistant] Who were sent to death row or to prison for life. And in each of those cases, a whole group of forensic odontologists, forensic dentists, said they were absolutely certain that this was the guy and they were absolutely wrong.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like the person who looks at, uh, uh, scratch marks on someone's hand and says, those are human bite marks that came from that man to the exclusion of everybody else on the planet.


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[Assistant] There was no science to support that conclusion, period. But it was something made up. But the judge allowed that. Judge allowed it again and again and again. Frankly, not just one judge, but judges all over the country allowed that testimony because it came in from guys in white lab coats.


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[Assistant] We looked at all the cases of people who have been exonerated by DNA evidence. We found that in 60% of those cases,


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[Assistant] Experts who testified for the prosecution produced either invalid evidence or the misapplication of science in their testimony.


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[Assistant] What we're talking about with forensic science is systemic failure. We're talking about using techniques, using equipment that's never been validated scientifically.


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[Assistant] Lawyers are scientifically illiterate, judges are scientifically illiterate, and certainly juries are. So there has to be a fix upstream.


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[Assistant] To make sure that before any evidence gets to a court of law.


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[Assistant] That it has been validated, that it is reliable, that it does meet national standards, and that we can all have confidence in the, uh, in the result.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, how has Guapdad 4000 affected your life?


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[Assistant] Crazy how time fly by. Just to reciprocate that love though.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. You know, I'm happy to see, I'm sure you probably ran into a lot of trouble


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[Assistant] Trying to start this up maybe earlier on in your career before like you got your full, like, the fella movement off the ground just because of names like Gangland and possible affiliations, but it's so happy to see


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[Assistant] It's like, it's lil white boys outside, it's like people with mozzy hair signs, like it's, it's obviously the, you launched out of the atmosphere at this point.


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[Assistant] That's the next question then. How do you like LA compared to SAC?


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[Assistant] I was talking to my brother cause he in the town and he a young nigga that's like, like the nigga just went down. Police caught him at the fair. Spring thing.


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[Assistant] Out here, it's not what you wore, it's what line you got in. Period.


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[Assistant] That's all we want. I'm the Falcon, this the fella. We at the El Ray, this the first stop on his tour.


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[Assistant] Deal making is not part of the program of conviction politics. Enough is enough. You will not spend another dime. You will not put us in a hawk.


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[Assistant] They were elected not to sell out the way so many politicians had done. That they were elected to speak truth to power.


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[Assistant] And on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights, he would teach class. He was teaching them. And he was a good professor.


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[Assistant] The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. We came not to do the same thing over and over to change Washington, to change that conversation.


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[Assistant] Canter realized that Obama was so popular because he had convinced people that he was going to change Washington, he was going to end the partisanship. Canter realized that by denying that to Obama, he could hurt him.


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[Assistant] The Biden people say that Cantor hid it on his face. He didn't show his surprise, but he was shocked. He had no idea that Boehner was negotiating with Obama. Boehner hadn't told him.


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[Assistant] And he was starting to think through how to do his own counterproposal.


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[Assistant] And the Republicans hoped that after November 2012, their bargaining position would be greatly strengthened because they would have Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan in the White House.


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[Assistant] So not only did Paul Ryan have this long-term plan that all culminated in the Republicans winning back the White House November 2012 and there's just this, this extra agony of him that night actually think it was going to happen and then not having it come to pass.


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[Assistant] It was, it was fairly ruthless in a way that Baynor has not been.


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[Assistant] The decision was made that we had to frame this in a very aggressive way about what we wanted and what the president believed in.


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[Assistant] When I saw him in the room, I thought, oh my god.


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[Assistant] Geithner believes very strongly that we must get a deal. You cannot let this thing unravel. Uh, the markets will react terribly.


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[Assistant] Well that was Boehner's decision. Not ours, obviously. It's not every day that the speaker comes to see the president quietly.


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[Assistant] And says I'm willing to do a deal that everybody knows is going to be dangerous for him politically.


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[Assistant] If the speaker and their president could come to a deal, and they both, as we used to say, hold hands and kind of jump off the ledge together, then they could, they could not ram through, but they surely, with the strength of their positions, uh, would have a very good chance of selling the package.


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[Assistant] That I guess is an acquired taste, but most of us hadn't acquired it by then.


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[Assistant] And, and he had a little edge to him that Boehner does not have and, and there were a few times where he seemed to, if not cut off Boehner, uh, disagree with the speaker.


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[Assistant] There was a time where he kind of jumped in to correct the president.


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[Assistant] The president came in after he returned from church, took Boehner and Cantor down the hall to the Oval Office.


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[Assistant] And he looked at us and he said, get this deal done. Uhm, and there we went.


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[Assistant] Became almost a joke at morning meetings when Gene Sperling would report what was going on with the Gang of Six.