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[Assistant] Up front, if, if, if your guy, you know, spills off late and gets a piece of a tackle. That's the case. That's, that you get hit on that too. The offensive line is difficult because you, you're graded on.


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[Assistant] Just basically, alright, is these dudes nullified or not?


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[Assistant] The running game is always going to have lower numbers. When I played offensive line, it's more difficult because there's more room for error when you're saying, okay, I'm supposed to double team this guy to the back side linebacker.


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[Assistant] So it's difficult. On Pass Pro, it's, hey, did I dominate my guy or not? Did I give up a pressure? So it's easier to grade it on a pass game rather than a run game. Browns ran a lot, it was raining a lot, so we don't know exactly what his assignment was past his initial, I guess, initial contact up front.


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[Assistant] I agree with that. There's a lot to be said, you know, when you come in and you're a player, right? You say, okay, you in the second unit.


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[Assistant] How many times does he play with the first unit, guys? Because usually what happens if you play, they put you in tandems. They got the inside run, which is the center, and the two guards. Outside, they got to tackle, tight in.


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[Assistant] And, uh, tackle tight end in the guard. In the guard. And so what you're working is combinations, okay? How do I know when I can feel when you got this guy, if I'm helping you, that I can go to the next level? Like how do I-


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[Assistant] If you, if you are mistaken and you don't know, find somebody and


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[Assistant] And that's why I keep saying to a lot of people, you hit on it. It's a lot of this stuff is just Nick Chubb.


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[Assistant] He looked like one of those safeties that like was like the AFC North safeties, like he was just everywhere, knocking the football down. He went giving, no, no yack yards. That was the most impressive thing. You're right, you're right.


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[Assistant] It's, it's the feeling that, uh, Kevin Stefanski believes that a lot of it was due to the rain, uh, because there was some, there was some flaws that, you know, Deshaun really skipped, like,


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[Assistant] You know, balls that came up five yards short, three yards short here or there. Uhm, I, you know, I said earlier, you know, I don't, I try not to look at it through a lens that was just him, because Joe Burrow...


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[Assistant] They've had one of his worst game of his life too, uh, and they played in the same environment. Are the Browns, uh, a little nervous about that or do they think that that was just a weather game and he'll be ready to go?


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[Assistant] Look around the AFC and yes, there's some good teams out there, but you just look down the list of teams and everybody seems to have a flaw. Uh, Kansas City.


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[Assistant] Has Travis Kelsey out. They got a bunch of young guys that are trying to work into the mix. They did get Chris Jones back, which was a big one, coming into one year deal. But you look at the other teams, the Jets obviously, down, uh, Aaron Rodgers, uh, you look across, you see the Patriots in, okay, the Patriots are Patriots, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, the, the, uh, the Dolphins look like they have a really good offense, but I don't know how much they're gonna, you know, stop people. They give it up a lot of points. And I just look around, you know, Burrow, we, we saw that, we saw what was going on in Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at Dave, seeing him being like, look, if you can go in and, and, and be the Pittsburgh team, and you can, you can put two up in the division with an opportunity to play the Ravens.


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[Assistant] I think that's a big opportunity that the Browns have not had in a very long time to look up and possibly say, we can win two, go up 2-0 and then play the Bank of Ravens for three? That's crazy to me.


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[Assistant] But here's the thing, as a player, as a player in a locker room, you know the coach is telling you.


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[Assistant] You know, faith is the stuff that you don't see. He's telling you.


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[Assistant] The Cleveland Browns right now in the AFC got an opportunity. You take a look at those games they're looking at right now.


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[Assistant] That's a bad thing, but we gotta look at the opposite side. You got an opportunity. If you can go 3-0 in the division, you now could put real serious pressure on people because now you can look at it. Do you feel more comfortable about playing home games than in the playoffs?


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[Assistant] If you want to say you're a playoff team, you gotta breathe, eat, sleep playoffs. You can't, you can't wait and say when we get 9 and 10 in, we'll start to believe it. Because you gotta start thinking that way now. It's the process.


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[Assistant] And every other coach in my life just manifested itself through my body and he said I had to stop myself because he said,


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[Assistant] But being a great coach is understanding that that shot for you is money. And that shot for you makes you special. So when I started letting Steph and Clay shoot that shot, it transformed us into who we are. And for so many years.


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[Assistant] For so many years, people would say, that's tomfoolery. You, you, you, you're, you're, you're embarrassing the game. You're dribbling between your legs. You're hot dogging. You, it's a me guy.


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[Assistant] You want players to play for each other, and that's where that energy comes from, because they're saying, guys, we have some skin in the game. He's letting us do what we want to. Yeah, and we better perform, because...


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[Assistant] Right. You know what just popped into my head? Uhm, you know who this game is on. We just listed a bunch of reasons why the Steelers is down. Bunch of guys up front. Name brand players. Mike Tom. Uhm, you know, you got your young quarterback.


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[Assistant] If you're the Browns, this is a game I'm specifically looking at the quarterback.


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[Assistant] Because the quarterback comes in and says, dude, he not like.


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[Assistant] Deshaun Watson shouldn't have nobody being happy, excited, just should be very workman-like. He should be preaching, dude, we going to Pittsburgh, you know what it is, remember what they did to us last year. And he's supposed to, like, because this is a game, on paper, the Browns are supposed to win.


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[Assistant] And that's very dangerous if you don't got the guy to him being very workmanlike and saying we need to go in and put him away and get it done. That'll tell me a lot.


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[Assistant] The situations that Deshaun Watson was involved with, I'm a firm believer that you cannot take your way, take yourself out of an elite sport and come back into that elite sport and perform elite. And two years out of the game is just far too long. His eyes have not seen that speed.


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[Assistant] A layoff does not hurt a fighter when a fighter is training at the level they fight at.


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[Assistant] And, and Deshaun Watts, I mean, I think is even the talent, the level of talent and gift is different.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it becomes a decision to run. We also, I personally, I see a little hesitation.


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[Assistant] You know, uhm, the way they performed against Tennessee, I didn't think I was going to have to come on on there here and talk like this. But then of course he missed last week and it was like, I.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think at the end of the day, he doesn't really strike me as someone. And again, this, and I'll be point blank. I'm extremely, I'm, I'm just judging.


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[Assistant] Further than we went that last two years ago. I mean, I thought that was amazing. I didn't expect it. And of course we expect a quarterback who has been, um, uh,


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[Assistant] I want him to start to perform, I want him to start to get that blood to boil and get back to that elite play that he, that he has had through the course of his career.


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[Assistant] You said I was right there. No, I never said that.


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[Assistant] Deshaun Watson is in stage number two right now of his career. Chapter two, chapter, whatever you want to call it. Anything that happened in the past is the past. It's over. It's long. It's done. Nobody remembers any of that, Adam. All anybody remembers right now about Deshaun Watson is the baggage.


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[Assistant] I don't even think anybody remembers his college days. I don't know if anybody remembers how many votes he got for the Heisman. People remember all of the yucky stuff. There's no, there's gotta be a better way to say that, sorry. But all of that.


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[Assistant] Against what's supposed to be their biggest rival. Yeah, it's the biggest stage he's been on up until now, basically.


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[Assistant] Because that's not in Mike Tomlin's hands, because Art Rooney is not paying somebody who is not working for him. Because Art Rooney likes people to finish their contract.


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[Assistant] Beyond that, he's their veteran leader, he's the, he's the long standing guy that's been there, he's the captain, he's all of those things, and he doesn't get the credit as much.


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[Assistant] But he does that dirty work, and it is a significant, significant, significant loss. Significant.


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[Assistant] It's the other person getting attention that frees you up a little bit. Not that team. And look, I'm not saying that teams are not double teaming TJ or teams are not scheming for TJ or having to know where TJ is. But Cam takes something off his plate. Now it's an extra guy that has to focus on Cam that's going to be able to go and focus on TJ.


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[Assistant] Have I seen Josh Jacobs out of him yet? Have I seen Saquon out of him yet? No, I have not. I think that two years ago, he played behind one of the worst lines in football. He was hit behind the line of scrimmage more than anybody. I don't think that, I think that the start of last season, he didn't have a particularly great run game plan.


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[Assistant] That got better when the Steelers offensive line coach took over some of that.


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[Assistant] I'm very comfortable saying I don't think Najee Harris has fulfilled his potential yet, but I don't think that that's all on him.


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[Assistant] There were some things defensively that needed to be cleaned up. The Texans had a rookie quarterback convert three third down conversions, make three third down pass completions in one nine minute drive. The Ravens defense should be allowing that.


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[Assistant] They played the Texans, who are much improved over a year ago, but are still the Texans.


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[Assistant] That was huge. But then what's happened since? So it's not good enough to be a one-off. And...


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[Assistant] There is nobody better with his back against the wall than Mike Tomlin.


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[Assistant] You know, sometimes the PFF grades seem so off to me, and I think there are certain positions where they, they do a better job, uh, than others, but sometimes it just doesn't seem to match up with what we are seeing with our own two eyes, and they come out so fast too. It's hard to believe that they can, uh, really evaluate all of that film so quickly.


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[Assistant] You know, I think he's gonna do some really cool things, like you saw him, you know, stand up and line up over the center.


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[Assistant] I watched him throw up on the first day of rookie mini camp. I've watched every, almost everything else that has happened with him since then.


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[Assistant] And I've seen a lot of growth. I've seen a lot of development. He still has a ways to go. Sometimes he has to learn how to use that size, you know, even more effectively. You can't bend and move the way some smaller guys can.


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[Assistant] And uhm, and so he, you know, he's, he's gonna have to, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, the hands were wet, the ball was heavy, and so I'm going to attribute it to that and to a few other things such as, you know, he was off a couple times with Marquise Goodwin. Let's remember that Marquise Goodwin missed all of training camp with blood clots. So it might take those two guys a little time to get their deep ball mojo down together.


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[Assistant] Two sacks. I think he batted down a pass. Uh, he had like eight tackles or something like that. He kinda had a monster game.


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[Assistant] So we'll have to see how that goes, but Cam always has huge gains against the Browns. I think he would have helped make it very difficult for Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] You know what? I think Jerome is going to get better week by week. He missed most of training camp with a hamstring injury. And I'll tell you, I haven't seen many guys missed most or all of training camp and just waltz right in and have a good early part of the season. Sometimes it lingers on throughout the whole entire season.


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[Assistant] You know what, I think he, I think he does. I really believe that he's going to flourish with Deshaun Watson. Now, it will be different week to week, uh, you know, depending on the game plans, but,


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, I've said this so many times before, and now it's time, uh, you know, for me to back it up too, that I believe that he is an eight touchdown a year tight end with a quarterback like Deshaun Watson. So, you know, if he doesn't do that this year,


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[Assistant] Then the Steelers, I think the Steelers, they don't, as we talked about, they don't have Deontay Johnson now. They don't have Cam Hayward.


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[Assistant] They got kind of beat up, uh, by the 49ers. Now they do usually come back after a loss like that and rebound.


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[Assistant] Best performance I've seen one of the sides of the football play. I just, I couldn't believe it, man. I mean, you know when you watch your team and you be like, is that really? I drink a lot of Kool-Aid, but I didn't drink that much Kool-Aid on Sunday. But good gracious, they came out and it was like, they was playing at a different speed. I don't know what happened.


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[Assistant] The Sean Watts, we need that look. You know, back in the day when the Generals used to get going, the first thing Alexander the Great said, the General got to be leading from the front. I got to have the same skin in the game as the Soldiers. The Sean Watts, it was not coming out of that game because he was pumped, he was hyped, his team was playing on a different level and a different high.


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[Assistant] And you can just see the thirstiness that the defense played with and they can say what they want. Jamar Chase can act like the Elf comment didn't work. You gave us some red meat. You should not do give hungry dogs red meat.


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[Assistant] And they came out there and Jim Schwartz was like, no, no, we're going to come after you every single play. And sometimes it wasn't even blitzes. It just looked like they were there. I mean, when you talk about from yards after catch, they were hitting guys, tackling them down. How many times did they throw shorter the sticks?


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[Assistant] It looked like these, MJ Emerson was running the routes for these guys. It looked like at times, it was like, is he trying to get a back shoulder fade? The corners were all over people. Denzel Wood looked like a superstar. Newsome, if you play like that, you don't gotta get no picks. If you don't want no picks.


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[Assistant] Very low single digits. Nope, I'm not even going to save it. And as good as the defense played, we haven't even got to the special teams yet.


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[Assistant] Distrupts the whole play and guess what? Look at, look at his friends getting involved. See, Genevieve and Clowney, if you would have just shut up and did what you were supposed to do, you could have been out here getting this sack, but you talk about they setting you up. No, these other guys, guess what they're doing? They're playing off of that? That pressure is coming? And shout out to Joe Burrow because


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[Assistant] You may not have the results, right? You may not have the results. Maybe somebody gets out of a sack.


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[Assistant] Maybe you don't get any interceptions. Hey, right there, they didn't even get any turnovers. So one of the things Jim Schwartz is going to be preaching this week is, guys, we got to get turnovers. Guys, we need to get the ball out. We need to get a strip sack. We need to get, and Jim Schwartz, the way he coaches, Earl said this on the post game show and I thought it was spot on. He said,


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[Assistant] Jim Schwartz is not going to let that effort wane. That's just what it is. He's not the type of guy that's going to wrestle with his laurels and he understands that defense can get better. If we can get 24 points with the offense not doing much just by us playing the way we are playing,


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[Assistant] Then that means that we could be something special. So that's why, um, I think it is sustainable because effort is free. You just need to spend the energy. Do you guys buy in this long term? I mean, you're not going to hold teams at three.


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[Assistant] All that Zoom coverage and see, you give yourself an opportunity, right? If you are playing man to man and you are blitzing and bringing people.


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[Assistant] If they do catch the ball, you have a chance. Sure. You're next to them. If you're playing zone and they catch the ball, that guy has five yards between you and him. He can give you any move he wants to.


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[Assistant] My router, but shout out to the, I got the fiber optics. And they have it in 4K.


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[Assistant] Crazy, I was walking to English class, freshman year. Uhm, I was scheduled to start, it's like my second start ever.


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[Assistant] And we was walking to English class, they said, don't go to class. We went back to the dorms, we had this little TV, was watching, and we saw the planes, like the second plane go into the twin tower. And then it was kind of crazy, they were like, they got us all to the, uhm,


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[Assistant] They didn't even call us to the, to the, to the stadium because they were like,


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[Assistant] The stadium is really tall, so they had everything. You couldn't go in buildings nowhere. So they- Keep you away from potential targets. Yeaah, so they just put us in this field and we was talking and they were like, yo, we was playing NC State and we were going to fly to NC State and play Philip Rivers and guess what?


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[Assistant] You know, James Rapine said, you know, I just think it's a bad matchup for the Bengals. I wasn't going to say it, so this game, but after watching this game, it's a bad matchup. You know, they have three really good corners, and Jason kind of said that. Uhm, the Browns have two really good defensive ends.


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[Assistant] But you can look at it, they probably have the best defensive end in the game. So you automatically can, can gauge and say, well look, before we could bring, you know, four and still get pressure because we got Miles Garrett.


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[Assistant] And you're able to keep guys in the back end. When you play the Kansas City Chiefs, Chris Jones is really good up front. But there's a lot of times where the Chiefs have to bring more pressure to get to, you know, my homes, and that leaves, or excuse me, to, uh, to, uh, Joe Burrow, and that leaves them one-on-one. I, I don't, I, I hope people understand this.


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[Assistant] The Bengals make contested catches better than any team in the league. Like, if you get one on one coverage with either T Higgins or Jamar Chase, that's 40, 50 yards. And think about it, even if it ain't 40 or 50 yards, what are the chances of you not falling


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[Assistant] Not getting, getting dunked on because they went up and made a crazy catch or not having pass interference. Sure. They get lots of yards that way, but the Browns can bring people, keep people back in the back end and on top of it, they have a running game where


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[Assistant] And here's the thing, like I got, compared to the rest of my trunk, I got like, you're scared with people who have...


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[Assistant] Smallish type legs because you can't absorb that. You see the play.


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[Assistant] You know, he's kind of blocking backside and a lot of those guys, he got rolled up on, but that's why they teach the flexibility. That's why they want the flexibility in your legs and your hips. He just came off a really bad injury. And that's why I was so shocked when they gave him this contract. I'm like, whoa.


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[Assistant] I will say this about DeWine Jones. Now look, he has the stature.


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[Assistant] He has what's on tape that looks good. Here's the thing. Sometimes when you're a young player, you know, this happens to a lot of linemen.


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[Assistant] You don't, you, they, everything on office alignment is a hierarchy type thing. You sit behind so-and-so. You sit behind Teller. You behind Joe Thomas. You behind Miles Garret. So you may not really necessarily, you know, be, have the opportunity to be on the whiteboard when they're asking you, what do you do here? What do you do here? You're not on the spot.


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[Assistant] You're just more talented than they are. And then now it's your coach's opportunity to hammer the mental stuff. Because here's the thing, Dewan Jones is physically better than Conklin, and he's physically better than Jedrick Wills. But now it's like, okay,


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[Assistant] Sometimes you get in the game and now it's like, oh, you up now. Oh, you better come prepared, come ready to go.


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[Assistant] Sometimes when you're a young dude, you don't have that until you're thrusting in that position. It's a Monday night game. I fully expect Bill Callahan to have him ready. I fully expect Teller to be telling him, hey yo, this is what we got on this play. There was times when I was playing, I would tap somebody and be like, hey, what we got on this play?


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[Assistant] You know, we had guys, Rhodes Scholars type guys, and they say, Gee, Bush, you go do this. And I'm like, okay, cool. I can do that. And you know what? Eventually you grow into it. I don't have- Do you?


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[Assistant] Not everybody, but DeWine Jones has at least had Baldinger show us some stuff. He showed me physically. And he, he don't quit. He ain't quitting no place. And Jed been here four years doing this. Now, the scary thing is this. I don't trust Hubbard. I don't trust, not Hubbard, Hudson. Hudson. I don't trust Hudson.


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[Assistant] That much either. And so it's like, you know, you can, this is where you look at Jason and you say, okay, well now we're going to have to figure something out because obviously, Conklin is out and Jed Wills is going to have to play. Yeah. Oh yeah. There's no out. There's nothing else. We already got one man down. He's going to have to play.


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[Assistant] I think he reached this guy three or four times. There was plays on the left hand side where Chubb was running the stretch play. Hey, Jed Wills was able to, he walled off guys getting to the next level. I thought he had a B game when it comes to the run. Yeah, but I think it's always been in the past block where he's been like, where is he?


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[Assistant] I got all kind of flavors in here that don't even exist. Pina colada pineapple, and there you go. Right there ready for the people. I don't play around. You said you wanted the shirts to Kool-Aid Mafia.


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[Assistant] Ball was wet. I couldn't really get a grip on it like that. It was just, it was just tough, man. We, we really didn't, we really didn't have it. I didn't have the chemistry to do it. I watched that game and you know why I was sitting here thinking, I said, this is sponsored by watermelon Kool-Aid, by the way, man. You know, sometimes you don't gotta, this is close to red, but it's not really red.


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[Assistant] But, but, sometimes you ain't got red. Sometimes you like, it's all gone. You gotta go to the store. I got watermelon. This will work for me today. And the Browns' game plan was...


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[Assistant] Hey, we want Red Kool-Aid. I'm sure they wanted to come out there and throw the ball over to the park. I'm sure they wanted to show this new shiny offense. And I'm sure Deshaun Watson did not plan on skipping balls to people that were wide open and overthrowing people that were wide open as well. But one thing that Jay is correct on is this.


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[Assistant] See what I'm doing right there? I get it. Sometimes the white walkers is up here and you spooked. It get dark early in the north. It get cold earlier in the north. And sometimes it's unpredictable. But the finger of the king of the north


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[Assistant] That was his best throw of the day. And sometimes I didn't want him to get shell shocked, cause you gotta let it go. Sometimes, especially in the rain, you might not want to let it go cause you're scared guys might fall down receivers or just trip. But I thought he did enough and when he did run the football,


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[Assistant] No, I want him to, we gonna get these wins. 24-3 make me feel good. 24-3 makes me feel good and great about what we gonna do. And by the way,


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[Assistant] Everybody got that feeling when I'm, I didn't seen kicks blocked. I didn't seen kicks get the upright.


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[Assistant] There was no late hits, no sideline violations where you're tackling guys half out of bounds. You know, there was no sacks where they laid all over Joe Burrow. You know they'd be getting reports like he's hurt.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, listen, I disagree, man. When you're an athlete and you're the competitor, I don't understand why we dismissed this. We've heard this before.


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[Assistant] Go at- Michael Jordan used to make stuff up.


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[Assistant] In his own mind. He did. He's the greatest of all time. He's one of one. He's the lunatic. Kobe Bryant used to go crazy and want to punch teammates like Shaq. Like listen, nah, I give you the, the, the high, the truly highly competitive people in this life.


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[Assistant] All Satanic Nations teams, if you had a saint in front of it, I told myself, I said yea, they up there, they eat good.


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[Assistant] Is pumping they fists and like, we better not let them two score. We don't care if Joe Burrow out the game. You saw all the celebrations and the swag. That's that Cleveland is Cleveland talk.


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[Assistant] See, y'all been laughing at us making money all these doggone years, and certain people feel a certain way about that. What the hell does that mean, Sam?


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[Assistant] That, we want that get back. I want get back. I don't care about no Steelers or no Ravens. You took our squad and won the Super Bowl. I hate you. I don't like no Steelers colors. I'm waiting on all the smoke. I'm keeping it real with y'all. And there's a lot of people feel that way. And if you harness that energy.


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[Assistant] And you keep, can the Browns keep it up for what, 17 weeks? Sure they can. Cause we've been keeping this same stuff up on us for 17 years.


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[Assistant] Every, they don't like, like Washington playing, uh, you know, they'll come up and play, the commanders will play cowboys. That's what, commanders will be jacked up and ready to go.


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[Assistant] You know what's so great about Nuggets? See, if he was taking L's, this father would be terrible. But now all in my mind, I'm just thinking, hey man, we going to, we going to out there.


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[Assistant] To have a Friday show before the game without our guy DQ. But I just texted DQ, he said he's watching right now, so DQ.


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[Assistant] Didn't practice, both of their statuses are up in the air for Sunday's game against what some would say and I would say as well is the best receiving core in football.


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[Assistant] Yeah, after the Browns and Bengals game on Sunday, you already know the place to be and that is with G. Bush, myself and Earl for UCSS post game show. It starts at the two minute warning of the fourth quarter. We will do live reaction, breaking down the good, the bad, the ugly and everything in between.


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[Assistant] Once again, it is Earl G. Bush and myself, Anthony may be joining us this week, but we'll be breaking down all the finest that happens on Sunday. And that's right after the game, right? Or do you start from the 2 minute warning? Okay, very good. And then we go for about an hour after. Very good.


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[Assistant] J, you know what? You've been here in a few days. Let's start with your offensive X Factor. The guy you're looking forward to having a major impact on the game.


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[Assistant] Well, we didn't make special graphics this much, but I got my text. Hold on. Your defensive X factor was a guy we talked about earlier, Denzel Ward.


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[Assistant] On Sunday's game and some select games in the future.


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[Assistant] Now Jamar Chase did us some stuff to say yesterday, Jay. And before we dive into it, we're going to listen to it. Anthony, let's turn the sound on and Steve, whenever you're ready, we can take Jamar Chase.


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[Assistant] Online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. We asked the community tab.


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[Assistant] How they took Jamar Chase's comments. And unlike the YouTube poll, when we put it on the community tab.


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[Assistant] Much bigger audience. That's the 26,000 people who have a chance to vote on it. This had four and a half thousand votes since this morning. So this is a big sample size. Mind you, it's Cleveland fans, but big sample size. So four and a half thousand votes.


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[Assistant] How did you take Jamar Chase's comments? I asked as disrespect or no big deal, just part of the game. 77% said it's disrespectful. Screw him.


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[Assistant] 23% said no big deal, just part of the game.


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[Assistant] That's what this game is going to be so fun. It is time though for, it's not really a game, but we're going to hand out some awards, some superlatives for the Browns for this upcoming season and not your traditional who's the MVP, who's the best player, best defensive player.


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[Assistant] I want some kind of off the radar topics and some things we necessarily haven't talked about. So I came up with eight different awards that we're going to hand out.


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[Assistant] All four of your answers are on one graphic. You guys can go around, I'll tell you the topic, and you can explain why you chose each player for each topic. So the first superlative we're giving out today,


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[Assistant] Is the guy we aren't talking enough about for the upcoming season. And four different answers came from you four fine gentlemen.


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[Assistant] Alright, Mike, next. Alright, next one. I'm gonna let Jason start because he's the only person who went off the beaten path here. The next part is the guy we're talking too much about.


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[Assistant] The next superlative had four different answers, so we're gonna move on here. This is the player who scares you the most for the upcoming season. And Bull, I'll let you start, we'll go around the horn. Four different answers. Bull, you went with the unnamed kicker, aka Dustin Hopkins.


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[Assistant] We have three of the same answers for the next one. So, G, you're the only one who's going to speak on this superlative. The most fun guy on the browns to root for. You three, outside of G, all said Nick Chubb. But G, you said Marquise Goodwell. Wanna explain that real quick?


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[Assistant] Three different answers, two of you guys doubled up, Steve, you can take it. And G, you said J okay.


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[Assistant] We have Mary Kay waiting in the wing, so we're gonna fly through this last three real quick. Very, very quickly so we get to Mary Kay. The guy most likely to be traded mid-season, GMBull, both said DPJ. Jay, you said Injoku.


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[Assistant] We're gonna skip the pendulum guy because we've already talked about all four guys on there. And we're gonna go to my favorite one. This was a G Bush submission. Guys you simp for this year. The guy who you've...


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[Assistant] Well that was fun guys, we appreciate it. We'll go back and revisit this at the end of the season. Before we bring in Mary Kay, I need to remind you guys that if you don't have a pair of bird dogs already, make sure you head over to birddogs.com, get you a pair of the most comfortable shorts, joggers, sweatpants.


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[Assistant] The practice facility of Cleveland Browns is the Hall of Famer. It is Mary Kay Cabot of Cleveland.com.


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, we talked about this earlier in the show and G and Jason went a little back and forth on it. Is this the most-


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[Assistant] Excited Browns fans have been for an opener, the most anticipated opener since they came back to Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Cause I think there's a lot more to get into than two minutes of it. And I got a fast read that has to cut you off. So if you guys haven't, make sure y'all check out Behind the Glass, myself, Anthony and Adam the Bull.


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[Assistant] Paul himself joined us on Behind the Graph yesterday. Oh yea, I was on yesterday. Answered some fan questions, including what was coming up in the TV.


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[Assistant] Carousel for himself. Check it out every week. Myself, Anthony Earl, a little extra content for you guys as we continue to provide the most coverage in the city of your Cleveland Browns. We will talk Burroughs contract, Watson's contract, how that proceeds, how the media will cover both shortly, but first,


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[Assistant] Mary Kay gave her pick, it is time to give ours both.


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[Assistant] Would you like to reveal your headline? Your first headline of the season? Yeaah. For the UCSS Times. Let's go see how the graphic looks.


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[Assistant] And make that five a five when I read mine. Right, yeah, I mean-


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[Assistant] It's funny. So we asked the headlines and a lot of times they're very different. This time we asked you four and G went with offense. The other three of you guys, well no, boy, you won't chub, excuse me. So two offense, two defense. Mine plays right in line with what you said, Jay. How about Joey burrowed by the Browns?


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[Assistant] And I will remind everybody one last time that on Sunday at the 2 minute warning,


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[Assistant] From Preston. COVID had me down all week as well, but UCSS and Browns football has brought me back. I am locked in. Love you guys. Go Browns. They win by 20 on Sunday.


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[Assistant] One more announcement before we talk about the contract extension for Joe Burrow.


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[Assistant] Guys, we have officially broken a record for Friday Views. By far. Yeah. Not even close. Really? Our highest viewed Friday show of all time. We still got 15 minutes to go on a topic that people have been asking for. Joe Burrow signed his contract. First of all, thanks to all the viewers. Yes. Yes. Thank you guys.


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[Assistant] It's molded. It's really nice. Jason, we can get you in touch with Joe Burrow, who now has, I think, a little extra cash to be able to afford a molded earpiece for you. He did sign a contract extension last night, five years, 275 is the total number 219.


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[Assistant] Guaranteed. Slightly less than Watson on the guaranteed side. The most money ever in total money. Boy, I know you're the bangles guy here. Yes, Stevie.


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[Assistant] Awesome. We do simp for the fans. And that's a good reminder. There is an overtime. We have a staff meeting we all have to get to. So overtime today. Big announcement coming next week. Post game show. Jerry, you doing a barbershop today?


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[Assistant] It's a take, it's a UCSS takeover. And there's four of us from now on to the end.


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[Assistant] Woo! Here we are, Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show! By the way, G, you and I look like, I'm fatter than you, but you and I look even wider when Mike's on the set. Because look at the, go to the three shot there. Is that what's called a three shot? How many people are in the shot?


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[Assistant] Let's get back to the right. Yes, a lot to get to today, including, by the way, we have a big announcement coming next week, or maybe the week after. Hopefully next week. Sometime in the next...


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[Assistant] That's a big announcement. Sometime in the next 13 days we've got a really big announcement for all the fans of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. Uh, but we do have a big announcement today. Mikey, why don't you share it?


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[Assistant] I'm still not great with the street names. I can't remember what street it's on, but near some hotel. It's downtown. Yeah, yeah, downtown.


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[Assistant] But I never put money in the meter because I'm usually in it now five minutes. I never have any change on me. Otherwise I'd throw a quarter in. So I walk out of the restaurant.


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[Assistant] I was there for maybe eight minutes, and I see this ticket on my car, and I'm like, oh, bleep.


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[Assistant] And all of a sudden, as I walk to the car, I'm saying, oh, I'm cursing, I'm doing all this stuff. And, uh, some guy in the next car to me goes, Hey, are you Adam the Bull?


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[Assistant] And I was like, yeaah. He goes, yeaah, I heard you cursing and yelling. So, I recognized your voice. He goes, dude, I am the biggest fan. You and G. Bush are the best.


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[Assistant] His name is Julian McClellan. He was there with his four year old son. Julian is from the city of Cleveland. He happened to be parked next to me. Guy, by the way, smart guy too. He knows his football. He says he's worried about


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[Assistant] The way the Browns are going to use Elijah Moore, he says he's not as big as Deebo Samuel, and he's worried that Elijah Moore is going to get hurt being used in that role, and he says Marquise Goodwin is not going to be a big factor, and he's worried that Deshaun Watson doesn't have a speed receiver. But he loves the Browns, he loves the show, and Julian, shout out to you man, it was great


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[Assistant] Thank you to you guys, yeaah. Thanks to all the fans that helped us get back to a million views this month. A million, a million plus by the way. A million plus, that's right. A million plus. Over a million views and


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[Assistant] We're about to hit 10 million views since we went on the air. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Crazy. I think, I think getting it from 10 to 20 will be a lot quicker than we got from 1 to 10. I agree. From 0 to 10. So thank you all so much. As now, coming up on today's show,


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[Assistant] We have the return of Fence Riders. Ah, yup. That's today. Mary Kay Cavett, Cleveland.com is going to be on with us today.


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[Assistant] What? Nine days before the Browns play their first game of the regular season. Jay Stevens from Locked On Buckeyes. He'll join us late in the show, preview the Buckeyes first game. So a lot to get into guys. We'll bring in Anthony who is producing today. Anthony, how are you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think this is a big deal at all. I, I, I mean, I don't know, I can't-


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[Assistant] You know, it's important for the quarterback to be the captain of the team. I don't know how Nick Chub feels.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if he's offended in any way that he didn't get picked to be a captain, he's obviously not a vocal guy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I think you knew that Deshaun Watson was going to be a captain this year.


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[Assistant] I don't think anything negative of it. I guess if I knew for a fact that Nick Chubb was angry about it.


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[Assistant] Then maybe I'd feel differently, but I, I, I would be surprised if that were the case. Mike?


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[Assistant] I don't look at it as a red flag that Nick Chubb wasn't the captain. I feel like he was last year. And in a way, my guess is he was like...


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[Assistant] Hey, the quarterback's gotta be the captain. I'm voting for him. I bet Nick Chubb voting for him. I don't know. What do you think, G?


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[Assistant] I don't think it's just one guy. I don't think there's that much being made about it. This is just one random Joe on the inside.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it's real, in a way it's even silly that we need to have a conversation about this at all. Of course he's going to be a captain. He's the quarterback. He's the freaking quarterback. And that's the end of the conversation. And if you want to get up on your high horse, uh, and whine about it, then go do it. Nope, most people don't care what you have to say.


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[Assistant] I, I think the whole captain conversation is stupid. I don't, all that matters is the quarterback is the captain. I don't care if Charlie Hewlett or Nick Chubb are captains. I don't think especially, yeah, I don't really care about Charlie, everything, Charlie Hewlett. Does anybody give a crap about Charlie Hewlett? No. No, it's approved your point. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Who should be the captains, Mike, of the show?


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[Assistant] Yeah? You're offering them essentially a fourth.


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[Assistant] Because the Rams would have no interest in DPJ.


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[Assistant] They're a team that's probably going to be starting over next year. If they're trading Aaron Donald, that means they're starting over. If they're starting over, why would they sign DPJ to an extension? And why would they need to trade for him to get that extension anyway? So it doesn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] They had a lot of offensive line injuries that year. Yea, he started two games.


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[Assistant] Director Steve is like, Director Steve is like the uhm,


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[Assistant] Is like the baseball, is like the guy on the baseball team where all the players are really young.


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[Assistant] Steve was very frustrated by you not wanting to leave the, uh,


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[Assistant] I was trying to make sure nothing- I know, I was trying to make sure nothing- Alright, Mary K. Kapp at Cleveland.com is with us on this Friday. And there she is. Hi Mary K. How are you?


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[Assistant] Awesome. You were great. We're excited. Good show. You know, we're very excited, ready for real football and not pre-season garbage. So Mary Kate, take us through how you see


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[Assistant] The Cade York situation and what eventually led to his release because obviously, you know, coaches don't tell the truth all the time.


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[Assistant] From what I've seen with him. But I wonder if there's some hesitancy from media and certainly from fans to get too excited because that mid round


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[Assistant] Wide receiver the last two years with Anthony Schwartz who's now gone. David Bell who nobody's really high on right now. Those guys have disappointed and maybe people are nervous to get too excited about the third time being the charm.


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, uh, the Browns have had a relatively healthy camp this year. I mean, everybody's pretty ready to go, except for Denzel Ward. What is the latest on him as far as you know? Nine days to go before the game because with Burrow now expected to play, obviously we know how dangerous the Bengals passing game is. The Browns need all hands on deck at corner. What's, what's your expectation and what's the latest on Denzel?


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[Assistant] The U is your expectation that whether, whether it's at some point this year or next year or certainly by 2025 that both Jones and Whippler will be starters for the, I was going to say for the Buckeyes, but for the Browns.


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, the, uh, Browns announced their captains yesterday. Not surprisingly, Deshaun Watson is a captain this year. Obviously some people are going to have to beef with that. I certainly don't at this point. Uh, do you think they, the team thought about that at all? And is, is it a big deal that Nick Chubb is not a captain? I'm sure, I'm guessing he doesn't care.


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[Assistant] Obviously he played poorly in those six games last year. We know the talent that he has. We know how good he was in Houston. Are you, like, I don't think we know enough from the preseason.


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[Assistant] How, as someone who does cover the team as much as you do, Mary Kay, how confident are you that he will get back to being the player he was in Houston or somewhere close to that as opposed to the player we saw


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[Assistant] for the last six games last year who didn't look anything like that.


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, I just want to wrap it up with, you know, there's so much positivity around the team right now, deservedly so. There's a lot of things we're excited about. I just wanted your take on a couple of things that add me a little nervous about the team. Obviously linebacker, the position fell apart last year, there were a ton of injuries.


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[Assistant] And there's no proven guys in the, you know, Anthony Walker's fine, but J.O.K. is a huge question. Mark Taki Taki coming back from the injury.


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[Assistant] The depth chart at running back behind Nick Chubb has me concerned right now, especially with Ford.


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[Assistant] Missing a lot of time due to injury and then the kicker and what kind of leash Dustin Hopkins has is this might be a thing where we might see rotating kickers all year. What do you think about those three situations?


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[Assistant] Why did they not, do you have any idea, I don't know if you asked this, but like why, what's, Robbie Gould, I know he's 38, but the guy was 8 for 8 in the playoffs last year, he's never missed a kick in the postseason, why is it that the Browns didn't go after him? Do we have any idea?


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[Assistant] Bye Mary Kay. She does obviously an amazing job covering the Browns. Great insight from her. By the way. She'll be joining us every week. Right, oh I should have said that earlier.


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[Assistant] What day is she going to be on during this? Thursday. Every Thursday, Mary Kay has a great, great tool for us to have her on every week. I will say, Mike, uh, Anthony, let's save the 32 for 32 for after the game at this point because we only got a couple of minutes and we'll see how long the game takes. But I do want to say this one thing. I guarantee


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[Assistant] Guarantee, mark this down. Mark the time of the show. Mark the moment. There will come a moment in early in the season.


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[Assistant] Where Jay Crawford complains that Nick Chubb is getting the ball too much and has no help. I guarantee it.


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[Assistant] No, I don't believe, it's not been a strict number.


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[Assistant] I don't think Kevin Stefanski is sitting there thinking about exactly how many calories he has during the game.


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[Assistant] That's a terrible job by the Browns and, and, and, uh, I had not heard that. I had not either.


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[Assistant] Good job out of Steve. Now we do have to acknowledge that our in-studio captain, Mike Lucas, just dropping the ball awfully in the Mary Kay interview. Not only that, not only did you ask a question


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[Assistant] That G. Bush had already asked. I think that's the second or third time that's happened on the show. First time by you, but second or third time it's happened.


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[Assistant] I, I looked at it from the perspective of, I don't have any faith that Lamar Jackson's gonna play. I think there's more, it's more likely that the, I think their numbers in terms of total touchdowns will be probably, if they both played the full season, would probably be close, but I would lean towards Watson. So I was already leaning that way.


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[Assistant] Lamar Jackson's really good. Deshaun Watson's better. It's that simple. Plus he's more injury prone Lamar, so it's an easy answer.


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[Assistant] This was the toughest one for me. I went back and forth on this one a few times. I think it was pretty split.


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[Assistant] Earl's headshot should be Donovan Mitchell.


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[Assistant] I do think there's gonna be, just in general, and he has the capability of, forget the red zone, like busting out a 40 yard touchdown. At any given time, yes. And with a smaller box.


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[Assistant] He is going to have those opportunities even more, I think.


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[Assistant] The Browns offense overall. Should score way more points. Should score way more touchdowns than they ever have. Totally, totally agree. So the total numbers will go up. Alright, next one, Anthony.


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[Assistant] Between Elijah Moore, DPJ, and David Najoku, I think all three guys probably end up somewhere between six.


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[Assistant] And 800, right? But I don't think two of those three get over 750 to me.


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[Assistant] So, if we're expecting Nick Chubb to have a monster season, which I think we all are, I'm just not an-


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[Assistant] The Browns have enough decent options. Like none of their past catchers are great. Amari Cooper is very good, right? The rest of the guys, to this point, you know, nice players. But I think Deshaun Watson is going to spread it around a lot between


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[Assistant] If I had to pick, I'd pick Elijah Moore second on the team in yards. I think it's possible DPJ has more than him. I think it's possible Najoko has more than him.


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[Assistant] I just can't see two of those three guys getting over 750 yards. It's a lot. 750 is more than you think. It's 65 yards a game is what it comes down to. Yea, and the joku, I don't know, how many tight ends get more than 750 yards?


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[Assistant] I got him, I, I, I think on my, you know, I prepare, I make, uh, Fantasy spreadsheets. Fantasy spreadsheets.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you where I got him. I think I got him 9th amongst tight ends. I have him higher on my personal rankings.


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[Assistant] I got him 10th. You got him 10th. I got Kelsey, tier 1. By himself. By himself. Tier 2, Mark Andrews, TJ Hawkinson, Darren Waller. Now, Waller's injury prone.


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[Assistant] But I go into it with, okay, I can't project injuries, so what do you do? And then Tier 3, Kittle, Goddard, Pitts, Engram, Fryermuth, and then Njoku. I would, I, I, I, I think that David Njoku. And then Dolton Kinkade the rookie right after that. I grew the tears.


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[Assistant] But you said 750, Mike, you didn't say a thousand yards.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And, and what are we up to? Number four? Four, yeah.


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[Assistant] Drake London had 866 yards. Okay, so they did it. Alright. That's enough. There you go. Alright, number four Anthony.


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[Assistant] 47 sacks, is that a threshold? No, cause you said, well, you're saying 22, you're saying 20. So we'll split the difference and go 21.


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[Assistant] You think you're gonna get 19 sacks between Agbo and, uh, I got em, I got em.


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[Assistant] Hey, I think it's a high number. I was just under it, but I don't think it's impossible. I don't think you're crazy for picking me over.


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[Assistant] I hope that would be cool. That would be really cool. Alright, number five, Anthony.


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[Assistant] By the way, did you see Deon Sanders getting into it with that clown Danny Cannell? I did, I did. Danny Cannell, sit this one out. He's a troll.


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[Assistant] But I graduated, he graduated, he actually graduated college from some small school in Alabama, I can't think of the name of it. And so he brought this up at the press conference, but he was kind of joking about it, like, oh I'm not really a seminal, I'm a whatever the school is, I can't think of what it's called.


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[Assistant] And so Danny Cannell was all, uh, triggered about this on Twitter. And he was like, that's disrespectful. The Florida state, they retired your number. And like, dude, Danny Cannell.


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[Assistant] You had Prime, and you had Brian Jordan.


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[Assistant] He's a very well known GM who recently changed teams in the last couple of years.


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[Assistant] When the Bengals went to the Super Bowl two years ago, nobody had them go in the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] If you're ta- if you're, if you're good enough to be a legit playoff team.


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[Assistant] Which means you didn't get lucky because you were in a bad division, or you're the 7 seed with a bad quarterback in a conference that's not that good. Well that's not happening in this AFC. All 7 teams that make the playoffs in the AFC will have a legitimate chance to win the Super Bowl, to get to the Super Bowl, or win the Super Bowl, in my opinion.


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[Assistant] Now, when I make predictions personally, I think to myself, if they played the season a hundred times, what result would happen most often?


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[Assistant] Not, oh, I got a hunch on this team, or I hope this happens. What would happen most often? And what most often would happen in my mind is the Browns finishes the sixth seed in a wild card in the AFC. Which means they don't get a home game.


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[Assistant] Which means they play probably either Cincinnati or Buffalo in the first round, which is a very tough game on the road. Doesn't mean they couldn't win it.


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[Assistant] It just means it's tough and the odds of getting to the Super Bowl as the sixth seed in this AFC are very slim. But certainly it is capable of happening. But if you say, is it...


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[Assistant] 12 wins, wins the AFC North this year. Probably. I don't think it's a short, it could be a tiebreaker win to the division, but probably.


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[Assistant] The Browns won 12 games, I think they'd have a, you know.


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[Assistant] I do. Jim Schwartz more important than all his players except for Miles Garrett. I do. Do you want to hear why?


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[Assistant] Their defense going down the toilet this year? We'll see. You think it's going to?


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[Assistant] A lot of physical they running. Yeaah. I think you're over, like,


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[Assistant] The idea that Jimmy, they got way better talent. There's no way we can compare. That's true. And I'm not a Joe Woods guy, obviously. But there's no way you can compare. I know people are going to do this. Look, we got Jimmy Schwartz, we're better on defense. It is not apples to apples. That's completely unfair. It's a way better roster. Let me ask you this then.


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[Assistant] Not that much lower than with Jim Schwartz. Would they be as aggressive? I don't know what they'd be. Jim Schwartz doesn't blitz that much, so what do you mean by aggressive?


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[Assistant] I know this is going to be taken the wrong way, but I'll say it anyway. Let's not make it seem like Jim Schwartz is the greatest defensive coordinator in the history of football. I think we're getting a little carried away. He's really good. I think it's a great hire. I think he's better than Joe Woods. I think he's going to do a great job. If he's the greatest coach in the history of the world, why didn't he have a


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[Assistant] If they had the same talent with Joe Woods, they'd be mediocre, but with Jim Schwartz, they're gonna be the best defensive football. I mean, that's overstating.


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[Assistant] I had him 10. So like obviously, Jim Schwartz is really important. But to me to have him over only, only two players ahead of the defensive


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[Assistant] You know, the only options there are Jim Schwartz or Joe Woods. You could, like, if they had hired somebody else, you know, whereas...


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[Assistant] Alright, let me talk about the Guardians here for a minute because obviously they haven't been worth watching. They did win their last two. It's very interesting here. Yesterday they claimed three players on waivers, right? Uh, Lucas Gialito is a starting pitcher.


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[Assistant] Now, I know some people are frustrated, like, well, if they were gonna go for it, why didn't they just go for it at the end of July at the regular trade deadline? And why are they going for it now? Well, in the end, they did spend some money here. I'm surprised, I'm honestly surprised the Guardians were willing to spend three million dollars. They're spending three million dollars for these guys.


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[Assistant] So the Guardians think they got a shot. I'm not going to kill them for making these moves now. I like that they did it. They brought in Cole Calhoun, who I'm not excited about at all long term, but he's played well.


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[Assistant] They, uh, they brought in Ramon Liriano, so they have added some veterans here. It's interesting to see if they can make a run and get to the playoffs. And very surprising that they claimed all three guys. Now, Gianlino's been awful with the Angels. He was, you know, decent with the White Sox before that. But, uh, those are two really nice additions to the bullpen.


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[Assistant] A bullpen that's been a little shaky this year with two lefties. By the way, Lucas Chialito and...


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[Assistant] Ronaldo Lopez become the first teammates in the history of baseball to go to four different teams together.


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[Assistant] But they were originally traded from the nationals to...


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[Assistant] By the way, interestingly, before we go to Jay, two former Guardians pitchers cleared waivers and did not get picked up. Carlos Carrasco, who was a fan favorite and Mike Cleverger, who's pitching great. However Cleverger's got off the field stuff and he has a four million dollar buyout that the Guardians were not gonna pay.


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[Assistant] So, what they, two years ago, it used to be,


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[Assistant] In July was the trade deadline, but there was a second trade deadline at the end of August. And for a player to be traded, he had the first clear waivers. If he got claimed, the team, like the Angels, these guys, you got all these guys from the Angels. So in the past, the Angels, and the Angels would have the option to pull the guys back from waivers or trade them with the Guardians who claimed them.


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[Assistant] Now you can't do that anymore. So, uh, this is a lot. For the Angels to put five legitimate, six legitimate players on wakers and five of them got claimed is very unusual.


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[Assistant] Uh, so there you go. Alright, let's bring in Jay Stevens, talk some Buckeyes.


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[Assistant] Good, Jay. We are concerned about this Buckeye team because...


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[Assistant] Thanks Jay. Yes sir, enjoyed it guys. All right, Jay Stevens, locked on Buckeyes. Guys, real quick before we wrap up the show, we will go, we will go to, uh, in overtime we'll be answering your fan questions. Real quick, I got a list for you, but before we get to that list, let's go to Anthony.


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[Assistant] They came up with a list. I think fans voted on this. I love that. Uhm, oh shoot.


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[Assistant] This is all stadiums. Not, I don't think it includes like in like basketball arenas, but so any college football, any NFL, major league baseball, did any of the Cleveland stadiums make it into the top 10?


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[Assistant] Is number eight in the top ten. I believe it. Here's the top ten. Number ten, Coors Field. Anybody been there? Have not been to Coors. Denver, Colorado. Number nine, Nationals Park in D.C. I've been there. I've been there. I don't remember having outstanding food, but alright. Number eight, Progressive Field.


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[Assistant] I've been there. Number seven, Target Field in Minnesota. That's the new baseball stadium in Minnesota. I haven't been there. Number six, Chase Field in Phoenix, Arizona. Nope. Is that the baseball stadium? Baseball, yes. Number five, Lambeau Field with a Packers play, of course. Really? Would not have guessed that. Would not have guessed that, right? Number four, NRG Stadium.


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[Assistant] By the way, what is the point, speaking of number three, Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, Georgia, what is the point of having a Chick-fil-A in a football stadium? If it's closed on Sundays.


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[Assistant] By the way, Kane's 7,000 times better than Chick-fil-A. Not even close. And KFC's better than Chick-fil-A also, and probably Popeyes.


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[Assistant] You only had a hot dog. That's true. It's hard. How do you know? Yeaah, that's true. You gotta have like six things. Number two, Citizens Bank Park in Philly. I've been there. That's where the Phillies play. I've been there too. Good food. And I've been to number one. I'm sure you have two City Field in Queens. Very good. Uh, which does have very excellent food.


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[Assistant] Uh, there you go. So, so Cleveland is represented number eight on the USA Today Big Board. Any quick final thoughts from anybody?


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[Assistant] Well the whole, I'm not a big crab ragoon guy, but the whole, whatever they, what do they call it in Wright Field with all the food places there? I can't remember what they call it. The corner alley? No. The deck.


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[Assistant] No, the deck is separate, but uh, anyway, there's a lot of great food choices.


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[Assistant] They have Ohio City burrito, I think, represented there, which I love. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Enjoy your holiday, if you're not joining us on overtime, where are you? Sign up, be a member. If you're not joining us, have a great holiday weekend. If you are joining us, we're doing fan questions next. See ya, love ya.


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[Assistant] No, I'm like, I'm like what Jay said the other day and I'm where Jason is with Jay Wilson. I'm done with DPJ. Everybody was like on my neck earlier this year because they thought I was being too critical and he ain't doing nothing but proving me right. You can't even catch the damn football. Well, put your team in decent field position. Earl, you done with him as a wide receiver?


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[Assistant] I am very excited to continue watching. Uhm, you all say that after season 1 the show gets infinitely better. So I'm very excited to see kinda where it goes, what we're gonna do, who gets akumatized now, cause I feel like we've akumatized.


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[Assistant] A lot of people. So I don't know who, who has left. So I'm guessing we're probably going to be meeting a lot of new characters, things like that. So I am very, very excited. We are watching season two, episode three, Glacier.


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[Assistant] I believe we're watching this in production order, or at least the order that the creator like Thomas said is the correct order. Uhm, but yeaah, so I'm very excited to watch this, but I should remind you all that last


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[Assistant] Tuesdays and Thursdays. So that's allowing us to get through the show much faster. So make sure you go share that other video, go get people to like it, send it to your grandma, all that stuff, have people like it, and then we can watch more Ladybug! I just want to make sure


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[Assistant] Everybody's interested and on board and wants more of Miraculous Ladybug. So, that is my proposition to you all. I think you all can do it, but uh, we gotta try our best. So!


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[Assistant] And of course if you like my content and want to see my full uncut reactions, you can check out my Patreon page, link down in the description below to get access to the episodes early.


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[Assistant] That's not English at all, or French. Those are just scribbles.


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[Assistant] I mean he's stuck, you know, doing NOTHING.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, our cat Noir is just sitting so patiently waiting for his lady to come.


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[Assistant] I still think Adrian deserves better. I'm gonna be honest. I'M GONNA BE HONEST. I think he deserves better. I do. I think Adrian is too good for her. I do. I'm not afraid to say it.


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[Assistant] Awww. Awww. He's so indifferent though. He's like, oh, I like it but I don't.


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[Assistant] Do you think if she would've said Adrian, he would've just like, dropped the mask instantly? She probably would.


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[Assistant] That's very cute. That was very, very cute in the end. I liked it. I liked it.


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[Assistant] But I may start to contradict myself as I start talking because I haven't.


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[Assistant] Solidified aside yet, if that makes sense, so.


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[Assistant] Bear with me, bear with me, I'm just gonna spew out some stuff and see where we land on this. So.


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[Assistant] To begin with, I think I must state from the start that yes, it was a little unfair of Kat and Iwa to just be like, hey, if you're not doing anything, you should come see me later and let's hang out.


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[Assistant] And she was like, really can't, doing things with some friends. And he was like, well, if after you're done, you could come. And to be fair, she already said she was busy. So she already said she was busy. I get he has his fingers crossed, but like, it's unfair of you to be upset that then she shows up to go save Paris, but didn't come to you. Like,


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[Assistant] I think he should know, and I get it, they're teenagers, they're gonna be more emotional, I get it, but I think it was unfair of him to then give her the cold shoulder.


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[Assistant] To be like, I don't know, meh, meh, meh, and not really help or be as enthusiastic, all because...


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[Assistant] She didn't end up coming to help, to like, you know, hang out with him, even though she said she was busy, but she would still come to save Paris. Like, saving Paris is their job, you know?


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[Assistant] It's what they're supposed to do, it's why they have these miraculuses.


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[Assistant] So it was a little, I'm gonna say a little bit unfair for him to be all sassy and give her tood.


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[Assistant] When obviously he himself as Adrian has, you know, had to leave, like, class, leave situations in order to go stay in Paris, like,


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[Assistant] Honestly, she's gonna dip out from her friends to go do this.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I felt like it was a little rude of him. So now that we have that out of the way, I do want to say, number one,


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[Assistant] And like, yes, she already said she was busy, but it was really sad. Like she could have just like popped over there for a little bit, especially because we know omniscient-ness. We know that she just went home and was being all like mopey-popey. So like she could have gone over there to go see him.


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[Assistant] So, knowing that, like, it is really sad that she didn't go. Granted, it would have been her going from, like,


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[Assistant] I get that you want to be alone, but at the same time, if you know there's a chance he's there, I think she should've went. Granted, yes, he found her, but I think she should've went. Like, she knows.


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[Assistant] And I think now she knows even more so that he loves her.


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[Assistant] So it's an odd predicament because she herself at the end said like, you know, I don't want to hurt you, but like I love someone else. And...


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[Assistant] I am very curious, had she said his name was Adrian, would he have like, just dropped his mask instantly? And then like,


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[Assistant] But I don't know, I don't know sadly. We can only speculate. Along with that though.


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[Assistant] I think I really do enjoy the, uh, Cat Noir.


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[Assistant] Marinette ship. I know there's like so many ships and they're all like the same people so it's very frustrating, but I think I like the Cadmium-1 Marinette ship a lot.


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[Assistant] Like we didn't have a lot of like legs to stand on season one during that little part that they did have together just because I was a little blinded by Nathaniel.


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[Assistant] So it just didn't seem like she was even remotely interested, which she's kinda not at this point.


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[Assistant] I don't know if she ever will kinda get feelings for Cat Noir, but she's really not. She's made that very clear.


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[Assistant] But I think it was interesting to see them truly get to interact with each other.


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[Assistant] Because Cat Noir is kind of the Adrian Adrian wants to be. This outgoing, charismatic person.


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[Assistant] Uhm, maybe a little bit more calm, but overall, it's kinda how he is.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then we have Marinette who, since she doesn't think it's Adrian, she can be kind of her herself around Cat Noir. Which allows Cat Noir slash Adrian to see Marinette.


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[Assistant] In her natural way and not her blubbering idiot self when she's around Adrian.


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[Assistant] So, it's fun, and now that we've seen the umbrella scene, we understand why Marinette is in love with Adrian.


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[Assistant] Like he was nice, he was sweet, and the way he like looked in like the thunder was adorable. To which I really love that you guys told me about like the the clap of thunder falling in love thing. I thought that was really cute. I didn't know that was a thing. So that was definitely fun to like find out about. So I get why she's in love with him, but I will say this and I do think I mean this. I think Adrian is too good for Marinette.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna say fixer-upper, but I think she, she needs someone else.


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[Assistant] I don't foresee her getting over this Adrian thing where she's so infatuated with him that it's almost like she


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[Assistant] She doesn't treat him like a person anymore. She kinda treats him like an object. And I think, I think that's where my problem comes in.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't we have the Lila episode? Granted, yes, I understand y'all hate Lila. I didn't think she was that bad. I think Ladybug Marinette was far worse of a person. But maybe that's because I did have a friend who was like Lila, who just lied about things. And, you know.


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[Assistant] I think I, I came to terms with it and I kinda understood why people do this.


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[Assistant] And you know, obviously you just want attention, you want people to like them. And that's all it is. Yes. It's not good to lie.


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[Assistant] But some of these lies are pretty darn harmless. Like, her just saying, oh, I know this person. Like, oh, I, I know Ladybug, blah blah blah. Like, is anyone truly getting hurt?


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[Assistant] Like, yes, maybe she said like, I can get Ladybug to come see you, Adrian, blah blah blah. Then like, yea, maybe like, Adrian would get hurt then. But, I didn't think she was terrible. But, I think Marinette... Marinette kinda has some...


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[Assistant] Some room to grow, but the fact is that like, with Lila...


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[Assistant] She was like possessive of Adrian. She was like following him, stalking them.


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[Assistant] Like, went and like, got all mad to Laila and like, was like, get away from him, like, don't be around him, she's liable, but like, calling her out unjustly, like, Mara has a lot of like, emotional problems. Uhm, she has a lot of outbursts, it seems like, a lot of like,


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[Assistant] Overreactions to things? It's very odd. I don't know quite why she's like that, I guess, cause the show, hypnotizing people, like, you need someone to cause a problem, like, yea yea yea, I get that, but,


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[Assistant] She has these outbursts that, I don't know, I don't feel like Adrian deserves cause I don't feel like he's ever had.


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[Assistant] Like any that are unjustified. Like his dad's an asshole, okay? Dad's an asshole.


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[Assistant] So his dad's just an asshole and deserves to have his son get mad at him, but


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[Assistant] With him is a good choice. I don't like it. Like I like them, it's cute, don't get me wrong, I'm gonna fawn over every moment that they have, especially in this episode. But I just, I feel like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I really feel like Adrian could do better. I feel like he's just so loving and kind.


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[Assistant] And yes, he's a little bit infatuated with Ladybug too. Don't get me wrong, but I would justify.


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[Assistant] That him and the way he fell in love with Ladybug is a much more natural and understandable way than like Marinette just getting an umbrella and being like, you are the love of my life, you're beautiful. Like, you know, where


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[Assistant] Adrienne Cat Noir fell in love with Ladybug because Ladybug was strong, brave, beautiful, and she was like, we will always protect Paris. You'll never be alone. Like, this is my promise to you. And like, I get him being in love with her. I'd be like, wow. Like, I don't know who you are, but...


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[Assistant] You're incredible. I love your confidence. I love you. I love your bravery.


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[Assistant] Like, our little bit of humor we had back and forth already, he's like, I love her. Like, that's genuine. Where Marinette, I don't know, I feel like she's just still infatuated. And I feel like Adrienne could do better.


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[Assistant] I'll say it, I'll say it, I'll say it and I'll say it again. Adrienne could do better. That's my, that's my thought.


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[Assistant] It was cute, it was very cute. I liked it all. I'm gonna fangirl over every ship, cause I like every ship.


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[Assistant] I can say I like one more than the other, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna oogle and goggle at every single ship, okay? Just like, understand that.


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[Assistant] I'm very excited to continue watching Miraculous Ladybug. I hope you guys are as well. I hope you are enjoying the week of Miraculous and I'm very excited to continue. So thank you guys so much. Please remember to like, share, subscribe, all that fun jazz, and of course if you skipped the beginning bit,


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[Assistant] Go to that video and like it. If we get 5,000 likes on that video, I will start reacting to Michael's Ladybug on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I just want to make sure everybody wants that. And so that's what I'm asking for. It's free. Just like the video.


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[Assistant] You call yourself an actor, Robert. For 60 years, I had everybody convinced I was a man. Now that's acting.


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[Assistant] Oh, I wanna meet her. I mean, I'm waiting, I can't wait.


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[Assistant] You're a nice boy. It didn't work out between the two of you. You're always kind of welcome to come over to my home and know that you're the second best athlete in the house.


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[Assistant] Look, there's a lot of hate in the world, but we can still laugh at ourselves. Honestly, that's why I'm here tonight. I've seen it all. I've even gotten threats.


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[Assistant] And I want other members of the trans community to know that if I'm strong enough to sit up here and be ridiculed all night that you can handle anything.


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[Assistant] What can I say? I'm here because I love Alec. Yes. Actually...


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[Assistant] I've known Alec for a long time and I consider him family.


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[Assistant] To get serious about this, look, some of you hate me. Just because I'm me.


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[Assistant] Some of you hate me because of the things I may have said in the past. Well, hey, I'm not perfect.


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[Assistant] I'm a person trying to figure out my life, just like everyone else.


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[Assistant] No, I honestly, I think she's really laid back. She was really cool. Honestly, like I was tipsy and she was just dealing with me with much grace and a lot of tolerance. So yeah, I think people are kind of making it more into something that it's not.


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[Assistant] Cool poem box. You're bypassing the network security.


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[Assistant] Apparently the Joker's afraid of me. Wouldn't let me out. And for good reasons.


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[Assistant] 10 months sober, 4 months on keto diet, and I lost 70 pounds.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna blow my brother up, but I feel like that's Capone's.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something, Capone used to, he used to, when it was coming up,


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[Assistant] Poem would look at a girl's feet and be like, I love the melanin in your feet.


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[Assistant] But I seen him at his show and he went like damn, I said damn, you know, God bless, you know, my father was on heroin. So when I seen it, I said damn, I wanted to reach out, you know, because


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[Assistant] So many people, they think that the OGs, when they reach out, they think that they need something. But I don't need nothing for none of y'all niggas. I'm up.


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[Assistant] God bless, I like how you mean it like that. I just wanted to- But I wanted to- So I wanted- And I wanted to, uhm, reach out. And then when I seen that he was clean, I was like, you know what? I still want to reach out.


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[Assistant] These young boys, they don't think that us older guys don't have love for them.


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[Assistant] It's just, we don't think that y'all gonna reciprocate that love back.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be honest with you, Vince Staples, is that the rapper guy?


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[Assistant] He's probably one of my favorite people to, in life. Because me and him had beef at one point, I don't know if you know.


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[Assistant] So when I actually got, uh, um, Vince, um, it was probably,


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[Assistant] As opposed to, uh, like I was, I was, I'm really old, I'm 42.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so uhm, but Vince, but Vince, I would like to say that he's one of my favorite people in the world. I would really like to distribute your podcast.


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[Assistant] Uh, Vince, Corey, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Nah, it's just dope. Listen, let me tell you something. The thing about, I love that you said that. Let me relax.


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[Assistant] So, whether we have Troy Av, whether we have, uh, Vince Staples, whether we have Nas, we in competition with our last show. We're not in competition with no one. We don't give a fuck about podcasts, we don't give a fuck about anything.


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[Assistant] So, I would like, I thank you for, for, for, cause I wanted to clarify that. Cause we're not in competition with nobody anymore. We've, that's the reason why we did the title, Revolt, slash Massacre deal, is that we don't have to be, like, you, you, you come out the same day as us.


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[Assistant] I like that, I like that. You're right, you're right, you're right. I'm not gonna take this because it looks like somebody else and I watch your show and you have a lot of porn stars on your show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's go. I'll do that, but I was just like, you know what, we just hung out, uh, Mike Vic, bigger to Mike Vic, that's one of my closest friends. That's my dog. I went out, I went out, yeah, that's my dog too. Literally. Damn.


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[Assistant] And I love his wife, so we hung out. Twin came out last night, and...


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[Assistant] No, I'm not, I'm not trying to lose the weight today. Today I'm going to go in. I was wondering about that. So, I'ma get, get three bottles of Mo'Wet and give, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can, we can, we can. But I ain't gonna lie, I saw that interview, it was fuckin' awesome.


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[Assistant] Crazy. And you know, Smoke Champs, you know we got the Smoke Champs joint.


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[Assistant] Fat Joe, you don't wanna call Fat Joe for any type of drugs. You wanna call Pun. Cause Pun is gonna get it. He's the same way. He's like, I don't like it. But you want it?


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something. I'ma be honest, bro. When I researched the drug, ecstasy, and I researched-


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[Assistant] The thing about it was, me and EFN started this fucking podcast in an apartment building downtown Miami.


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[Assistant] His old office. Then we went to Hazardous Sound Studios.


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[Assistant] It's the slogan of my company. So, what I'm trying to say is, we took it from there to Wavoke, and people say that we have calmed down. The thing is, we have never calmed down.


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[Assistant] Revolt has a past 10 o'clock time and they have a, what is it, what do they call it, like a censorship.


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[Assistant] So if you watch it on Revolt, you'd be like, oh, these guys change.


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[Assistant] Youtube has never changed. So, I would like to say that. And what would you like to say?


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna lie, I hate it. You hate it? I hate it. I can't stand every time you do it because you know why? I don't think I can do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, tap me in with that too. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. This is my man, Adam.


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[Assistant] Honestly, uh, DMX, if he actually checked himself into rehab, it's probably the best thing in the world because DMX does not get high and come outside. So if you see him, if you ever saw DMX high outside, you are, you are a liar.


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[Assistant] So if he checks himself in, it's commendable. Like DMX, when he gets high, he gets high, he goes inside. So the thing about it, if he got high and he's uhm, first off, by the way, Def Jam,


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[Assistant] Let me just, I don't know if anybody here works for Def Jam or anybody. But the fact that Def Jam signed DMX and signed LL Cool J is fucking so commendable.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jade, uh, um, um, Fab's droppin' an album. Right. So, uhm.


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[Assistant] I would like to commend Def Jam on what they're doing and just keeping hip hop alive because they have the budget already. The thing is, just keep it alive. So with them signing LL and DMX.


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[Assistant] They did kind of sign, try to sign us to their compilation album. Wow. And I'm being honest, that is the fucking dopest shit ever. I forgot these people names. I really wish I remembered because I really want to big them up. But what Def Jam is doing is fucking phenomenal right now. Like, I mean, if Def Jam, this is the rumor I heard.


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[Assistant] If Def Jam came to DMX and said, yo, we're gonna give you a million more dollars, or a million and a two, just get straight. And if he went there for that, there's no better fucking record label in the world.


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[Assistant] I care less if they sign me, they sign Drink Chance, I care less. That, showing you love your artist, means more to me than the world.


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[Assistant] Well, Ballas and Ballas are, uh, uh, uh, The Rock's character fought for lifetime insurance.


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[Assistant] I, as Dream Champs, want to do the same exact thing.


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[Assistant] If you played in fucking hip-hop for three years or more,


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[Assistant] I want you and your family to have lifetime insurance.


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[Assistant] To whoever- KRS-1. KRS-1, if you ever had 3 years or more, to Adam, fucking 22!


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[Assistant] I feel like if you ever get sick and you get the fucking cancer or whatever, you should be taking care of for the rest of your fucking life. Or just regular health insurance. Health insurance. That's it. There should be some kind of- That's it. So that's what I'm gonna fight for. That's what I'm doing. I don't know how to turn your shit into some political shit. I'm so sorry.


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[Assistant] I've, I've drank lean, I did, I've, I about to say I've never drank lean, I'll be a liar.


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[Assistant] So when I did it, mind you, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm in a place, I'm sorry, I'm in a place where, uh, I don't know these guys. So as I drank it, I didn't really.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, he did, he did. And Pimp Seized used to call me.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you one of the dopest stories ever, and the only person who can co-sign this is Bumbi. Who's gonna be here in a couple of weeks, so. Well, well, Pimp C charged me $50,000 to get on Moose & Maze out. Who?


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[Assistant] I gave, it was $50,000 I believe. I gave it to him and he gave it back to me. He said, he said, I was gonna buy whatever I wanted to buy, but he said, if you came to the studio, I was giving you back the check. So he gave me back the check.


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[Assistant] And at that point on, I knew that uhm, I owed Bumbi for the rest of my life. I knew that any feature he ever asked me...


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[Assistant] I had to, I had, it was free. But uhm, and when Pepsi died and no one really gave the autopsy or no one really said anything about the lean, that's when I was just like, it's, it's, we just can't do it. We just can't. We just, because,


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[Assistant] I know Pempsey, like Pempsey was a, a organized, disciplined person. So for him to fall victim to that, like, we, we were fucked up.


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[Assistant] And I'ma be honest, the two realest groups ever is M.O.P. and Pimp C and Bumpy. Wow. And I think if it's in that book.


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[Assistant] And UGK is Bumbi and we have Bumbi on Dream Champs and he cried.


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[Assistant] Oh yes, I definitely went there. Oh, okay, okay. This is in the 90s. And she brought the dust. She definitely brought the dust, and I said fuck it, let me try it.


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[Assistant] And the y'all are hitting and I couldn't move. So I didn't like it. Like, I like to be in control of the drug.


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[Assistant] So I don't do drugs. Like cocaine, I feel like you want a little bit of peace. Like later. Right? But I can't control cocaine.