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[Assistant] Uh, you're closer to 6'2", Scooter. I would say that. And I was very shocked at how tall Scooter was, but it was a great meal. We had a great time. Uh, we had a great time at the race. And uh, yeaah, it was great meeting you. You are the same person off camera that you are.


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[Assistant] So is the Coke Zero Sugar 400, which is a lot to say. Uh, I got to interview some drivers. I asked them if they watch YouTube.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he goes, yes, I love that guy, Tom Grosse. Like, yes.


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[Assistant] Or if, or if you ask John Elway who his favorite YouTuber was and he was like, uh, that'd be Brandon Perna from That's Good Sports. Not.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it was cool. Uhm, Ryan Blaney ended up winning the race that night. So that was cool. And uhm, yeaah, the cars are going way faster than you can possibly imagine. NASCAR is something that you just have to...


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[Assistant] We were down in the pits for the start of the Xfinity race, which is the Friday night race. We actually knew one of the drivers out there, Ryan Vargas came and talked to us and


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[Assistant] Yes, the spine, like when the car start, when that green flag comes out, like you cannot help but get your spine tingled up. Like you're just like, wow, that was so cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's certainly more fair than what they did in 2004 when the Giants, when they moved the Giants game from New Orleans to New York and the Giants basically got a ninth home game. Like that was really unfair. Like yeah, they decorated it as, as,


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[Assistant] New Orleans or whatever or the Giants were the road team, but the Giants ended up stomping the, the Saints by like, like that sucks. Like your, your house is underwater. You have no power and then you got to go on the road to another stadium and get beat up.


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[Assistant] So, but I guess Jacksonville is certainly more fair than, uh, moving it up to Green Bay, which would have just been...


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[Assistant] Yeah, plus you have to eat British food for the whole week and that might be the hardest part.


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[Assistant] So you gotta say things like limey. You limey bastard. Like things like that.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say, are we gonna all weigh in on these games? Are we gonna have to sort of order to this? Like you're just kind of rolling past the game.


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[Assistant] Let's just, we can go game by game, you know, I'll speak on it. I'm down with that.


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[Assistant] Like, this is the tank, like, this is like the college game day where they start with like number one versus number two, but the opposite. This is the tank bowl to start the year. Remember Jacksonville won their first game last year and then didn't win a game again?


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[Assistant] This has those vibes, so if you love the Tank Bull out there in the audience, this is your game to watch.


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[Assistant] You need to, you need to saddle up to this game, maybe find a stream of it, and uh, watch how bad this game is gonna be.


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[Assistant] I like, uh, this game to be packed with horrible football. Like, I just think it's gonna be ugly. I think the Falcons are trash. They have done really nothing to rebuild themselves. Uh, I just don't think that they're gonna be all that good. The Eagles probably, uh, will win this game.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I think Jalen Hartz will look fine. Honestly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm wearing this fake beard in honor of Ryan Fitzmagic because, uh, have you seen the pictures of him lately? He looks just, he looks like Poseidon. You know, like he just looks...


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[Assistant] I think they're, uh, sneaky good. Anytime you have a pass rush, you're going to win in this league because this is a passing league. And if you can get pressure with just four guys, you have all the options.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I think Washington is, it's, they're gonna be scary this year, but the Achilles heel is the guy that looks like me. Uh, Ryan Fitzpatrick and their backup is Taylor Heinecke. I just don't know if he is good enough.


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[Assistant] Do you think Cole Easley plays this game? Super spreader? Uh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Steelers play down to their competition, but they also play up. That's why I think it's close. I think the Steelers, I've been more optimistic about the Steelers lately. I think they're going to be fine. I think the Steelers have a very good chance of winning this game. I think they might actually win this game.


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[Assistant] If there was, I don't know what's the line on that game, cause I would probably lay action on the stillers.


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[Assistant] Oh, so I had an idea by the way, uh, for a punishment is that you would have to bet against your own team as a punishment.


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[Assistant] Go there, lay action on the Browns like Perna said, and then if they lose, uh.


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[Assistant] Jimmy G is gonna be gone by week, like week three. But I think a lot of teams, like the Lions are not gonna be good. I think a lot of teams are gonna be beating golf this year. I just wanted to get that joke out. That was my whole setup. And I didn't really deliver on it, but I think it was a joke.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I see the Titans just drippin' them down using Derek Henry, you know, doin' his thing. Uh, no, I think the Titans are gonna be solid and they take this game from the Cardinals.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we got time. Now is the time to put people in the COVID protocol, right? Yeah, I got the Titans.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, he had the sophomore slump because they figured out a lot of things about him, but he overcame that, right? Like a lot of players don't come back from that.


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[Assistant] I think he's a good quarterback. I think, uh, yeaah, the Browns are going to surprise people this year. As they say, unlike me right now, winning is the best deodorant.


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[Assistant] And, uh, winning a playoff game is, is, uh, is like Axe body spray for Baker Mayfield. And he's covered in it like a frat boy headed to a nightclub in Vegas.


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[Assistant] I like the Pats, too. Matt Jones can sling it. I've learned over the years never bet against Belichick. Last year was an anomaly. They're gonna be good and they're gonna beat the Dolphins. A division rival right out of the gate. Right out of the gate.


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[Assistant] As an Auburn fan, I love Cam Newton to the core. He's a great guy, great player, but it's probably over for him.


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[Assistant] Is your girlfriend pregnant because you're busting out dad jokes right now.


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[Assistant] I think it's really hard to mentally get it together after something happens that you're just, I think the Saints are going to be distracted. It's unfair to them what happened, but it is what's happening. I think that the Packers just get out, uh, early and then the Saints kind of just come out flat, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think Stafford is free from the chains of Detroit, and this is like a revenge, like a proxy revenge game for all the abuse that he took from the Bears for being in Detroit, and the Rams just stomped the Bears. I know he ain't gonna be able to- I don't know, they still got Khalil Mack on that team. I'm just gonna let it-


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[Assistant] So I'm, I'm really looking forward to that. The stadium fetish that lies in me.


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[Assistant] Not a good idea to get hit in the face with a fist that even is wearing like a miniature pillow on.


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[Assistant] To take me up over you guys. I got 64 dollars.


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[Assistant] $0.99. Thank you, DarSoldier. I appreciate it. And, uh...


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[Assistant] It's my first time being punished. I'm scared. I like what I said earlier. I think you should have to bet against the cowboys.


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[Assistant] And, uh, if they, what was it, okay, if you bet against the Cowboys and you, and they win, then you just lose your money, right? Or what?


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[Assistant] And then if, if the team, if the Cowboys actually win, then he's got to donate the winnings from that bet to charity. So you get a zero sum no matter what.


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[Assistant] We made you wear an Eli- I think that you should have a jur- a cowboy's- a custom cowboy's jersey that says, Dez caught it.


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[Assistant] On the back. Or Dez did not catch it.


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[Assistant] Do you think that Emmett actually think- he's like, I know I was good, but man, Barry was better than me. Do you think Emmett in his mind- I think it's more like, I'm glad Barry didn't-


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[Assistant] Uh, right after this, in a couple hours, I'll be dropping a video on college things that did not work in the NFL. I'm sure you can think of a few ideas. Some guy named Timothy Richard Tebow might be in the video. Uh, that's uh, that's coming out at 7.30 tonight, so after this show. Tight.


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[Assistant] Who's gonna trade for him though? He could get released. Here's, here's the story.


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[Assistant] Happy New York Giants football players. I believe I see Sterling Shepherd, Odell Beckham's in this picture. Victor Cruz is also in this masterpiece.


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[Assistant] Uh, it will be a thing of beauty. I have not painted since college, so this is either going to be the most rudimentary, terrible painting I've ever painted in my life or it will be pure poetry. Either way.


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[Assistant] Ah, I think they deserved it. They did a great job, you know, like, uhm.


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[Assistant] They really brought it, you know, so, uh, I was impressed, uh, again, Vasilevsky was incredible. I'm a Rangers fan, so, uh, watching Ryan McDonough.


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[Assistant] Get to hoist the cup again, I was very impressed.


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[Assistant] That, at how he played, but, uh, little bittersweet. It just made me want, it's like FOMO. You like, you want your team to experience that. And now I've seen for two years in a row, the same damn team has won it. And you made the best decision of your life to hop onto the, um, uh,


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[Assistant] T-Tampa Bay bandwagon, and I'm just jealous. I'm just jealous now because- That's fair. Uh, Ryan McDonough, ex-ranger, is uh, is hoisting the cou- I just fucked up. I-I just screwed up. Sorry.


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[Assistant] It was not Montreal because Montreal at no point looked like they were in control of the gameplay. Like they just were overmatched. I think Vegas brought a certain toughness that could have at least disrupted the Tampa Bay Lightning.


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[Assistant] They had Ryan Reeves and they could hit, they could hit pretty hard and just, and just disrupt him. But really, I don't think anybody would have.


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[Assistant] Is there any major cities he hasn't escaped from? That's what I wanna know. That's the real question.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Thank you. I'm trying my best.


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[Assistant] Okay, with acrylics you have to layer everything. It's a little different than, uh, oil paint. That is fair. That is fair.


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[Assistant] Carson Wentz can play, okay? That's all I gotta say. That guy would make throws that you would just be like, man, how did he do that?


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[Assistant] And I would just be like, cause yeaah, he was dangerous at times. Like he could make the Giants look stupid. And uh, he did that. He beat the Giants a lot. So, I was glad to see him go. Because he has a lot of potential. Last year was really bad and I thought it was hilarious that he ruined it. That he was ruined in that whole situation.


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[Assistant] Like they were getting eaten alive and I was just like, yeah, I don't think that they want that match up right there. And Chris Paul, when Brook Lopez is on him, he has all the room in the world to do whatever he wants. I saw him take about 20 step backs.


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[Assistant] And I was just like, oh, he's going to score every time now. Every time they got that switch, you would think that that would be a mismatch. You would think that Brook Lopez would be able to tower over Chris Paul, but he's like, no, I'm going to fake out this big goofy old man and then score him every time.


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[Assistant] Uh, he bullied me in NBA 2K in my career mode. And I've got major beef with Eric Bledsoe. So, I'll never trust him again.


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[Assistant] A little video on Matthew Stafford. Is he garbage or is he good?


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[Assistant] He has had a very polarizing career that Matthew Stafford and, uh, Wilkeys and I just kind of dove in pretty deep on.


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[Assistant] It's hard to have a gauge on him, but that's why it's such an interesting video that we made. That's coming out. That should be tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'll finish it. I'll get to how far I'm getting right now because it's as far as I'm getting.


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[Assistant] There might be a couple, but you know. The boat's white.


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[Assistant] Oooooh. Tom Grassi just confirming Antonio Brown is totally vaxed, bro. According to his attorney. And attorneys have never lied ever, so. No. They have to tell the truth. They take an oath. They do. They, they, they do. Well.


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[Assistant] We are here at Clickbait Sports. Another GP.


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[Assistant] No. GPS. GPS. This is GPS right now and eh, basically.


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[Assistant] But that's coming in one second here, because we got a big show today. We're gonna take a look at this Antonio Brown situation. Uh, it's breaking news per...


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[Assistant] Yeah. Anytime a chef drops a, a chef, a chef-de-bomb, you know, you know it's true.


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[Assistant] We got supers coming in, we're gonna talk about some of the biggest disappointments this season. From teams, maybe some players, some officiating. I'll let Tree take us down in a little levion bell.


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[Assistant] Can we get a Let's Go DraftKings Sportsbook? America's Top Rated Sportsbook?


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[Assistant] Or that legal disclaimer. Check it out, everybody. DraftKick Sportsbook. You know, they support this show.


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[Assistant] And you know, I always forget to click the little DraftKings overlay when we have only four guests. Boom! Right over tree. Right now they're giving new customers a deposit bonus of up to $1,000.


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[Assistant] New customers, they'll match your deposit of up to a thousand dollars, which in my eyes is really a million dollars.


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[Assistant] I don't even know if you could download the DraftKings app with those fingers. I don't know if I can, I can't really type.


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[Assistant] Might not register the, uh, fingerprint texture, but.


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[Assistant] What are those, what are those guys that go like fight each other in costumes with like foam, uh, weapons?


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[Assistant] LARPers. Yeaah, he looks like a LARPER. LARPER?


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[Assistant] And uhm, I wanted to start with the breaking news, which is...


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[Assistant] Private Chef, who is in a personal dispute with Antonio Brown over about $10,000 that AB supposedly owes him, is alleging that AB used a fake vaccination card to avoid the NFL's COVID protocols. Now I did a little reading on this story. Apparently, AB's girlfriend was texting his former chef


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[Assistant] Who they're in a legal dispute with to see if that guy could get AB a fake.


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown should have to go play for wherever Odell Beckham Jr. has just played. The Cleveland Browns. That should be the punishment.


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[Assistant] I guess like, this all comes down to whether this can be proven or not, right?


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[Assistant] And I, cause I think ABs had COVID, so you'd probably have the antibodies, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, I don't even know how you test or prove this, other than if somebody was like, yes, I sold AB this fake card and here is my proof that I make fake cards and that I had a transaction with Antonio Brown, which I don't think is going to happen. So I think this would probably be.


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[Assistant] Release the vaccine emails. Alright. Now...


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[Assistant] Like if Russell Wilson did it, NFL would be like, alright Russ, you got one, you got by with one, uh, sneaky thing, first time you've done it.


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[Assistant] I'll let Tom address the Packers. The Titans are close. How long are they going to sustain their winning record? Their offensive line? A little scary.


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[Assistant] Not sure their running back combos without Derek Henry will last, but they have an easy schedule moving forward.


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[Assistant] My question to Tom is- I dismantled the cowboys personally, my broncas did.


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[Assistant] I'm, I want everybody to just screencap.


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[Assistant] Who's good in the NFL, there have been some teams we thought were gonna be good, which is making all of this mess worse. I'm gonna start with something that's perplexed me all season long. I have not been able to figure out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so therein is the problem. Teddy is a disappointment in that.


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[Assistant] When the defense knows what's coming and they're going to smother where the first down markers are, when you've got guys running short of the sticks as well, it's hard to convert those. So it's not just Teddy's fault. It's a fault of the offense. It's a fault of the offensive coordinator, which I have complained about great lengths here and on all of my channels.


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[Assistant] But he was supposed to be the reason we could win and navigate some of the close games as long as the defense played well and it has just been not true. And we have learned nothing about Drew Lock sitting behind him. We have done nothing to help.


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[Assistant] So I'm going to pitch this to you, Scooter, your biggest disappointment of this NFL season. And I swear this is something Cowboys related.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Mike McCarthy, not a huge fan. I'm sure Tom Grassi has mixed feelings about Mike McCarthy. But Tom.


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[Assistant] What's, what's your biggest disappointment this NFL season? And why is it maybe Giddy Goes Meow?


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[Assistant] The taunting, uh, weeks 8-10. NFL officiating called 16 taunting penalties.


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[Assistant] So Kevin brings up a good point because usually when they do these rules emphasis, it's early in the season, they make their point like, hey, we want you to dial this back.


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[Assistant] And then it kind of fades away, you don't see it as much. No, no, no, the NFL, uh, almost, well compared to weeks three to seven, did double down on calling this. So, it doesn't, it's not that it just feels bad, it truly, truly is bad.


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[Assistant] It's as bad as I can remember watching it. Uh, maybe, like, we all pay closer attention to it, but it's...


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[Assistant] It's like every game, you could rightfully complain about something just being wrong, completely wrong, and they could fix it with technology, but they don't want to. Uhm, Tom.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I got something for you now. We'll get back here.


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[Assistant] So you mentioned your injuries, and I saw this graph. Oh, yes, the one I retweeted. Probably. This graph, which...


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[Assistant] The older I get, the more I realize graphs are super hard to read. Uh, but this big yellow Green Bay Packers circle here indicates that the Packers have had the most injuries to the most significant members of their team. Right? Did I do it?


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[Assistant] Tree, your biggest disappointment this season. I know it's probably the refs for all of us, but...


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[Assistant] Here's what's crazy about the Dolphins. So they played well, they, they beat the Ravens. And I know, but they, they ran like the same blitz, like all game apparently.


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[Assistant] I think if you want to be fair to Teddy, uh, he has had some horrific injuries in his career and, um,


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[Assistant] So I don't totally blame him, especially because I'm not sure where this team's going anyway, so it's like, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, the Bucs were like one of the first teams to get 100% vax, right?


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[Assistant] He was like, you mother lickers better not get me sick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so speaking of hurt, sick, injuries, transition, uh, Lamar Jackson missed practice with an illness. Does anybody know what the illness is? Is it a stomach bug?


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[Assistant] If you're gonna bet if Lamar Jackson has the stomach flu, bet on him and the Ravens to win this weekend. Guaranteed luck. Kyler Murray, back at practice. Uh, Joe Flacco, gonna start in place of Mike White.


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[Assistant] The greatest, shortest lived MVP hype season we've ever seen. That's true. Uh, Baker Mayfield's supposed to start this week. Does anybody think that's a good idea at this point?


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[Assistant] I think like the little shoulder tease is what makes it hot, right?


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[Assistant] I can confidently say we are the best cosplay sports channel on YouTube. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Next week, we're all gonna eat live scorpions.


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[Assistant] There's a bar in Denver where you can take shots of scorpions. Um, were we talking about Cam Newton for a second? Yeah, we were talking about Cam Newton. Uh, here's what I think. He's gonna play well this week.


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[Assistant] And then it's gonna be a question mark moving forward, whether he's really back or not. Uh, quarterback's what I'm learning.


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[Assistant] Is they get a week to look great, like Mike White?


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[Assistant] And then once defensive coaches have a new hour of tape on them, they know how to game plan against them and they will destroy their weaknesses.


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[Assistant] Like bring Cam in some more because he did some good things in that game. But I think the reason he succeeded is there's that little bit element of surprise in there. But again, I'm no coach.


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[Assistant] He wanted more guaranteed money and he was willing to leave.


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[Assistant] I understand wanting to get that guaranteed money because no position gets screwed harder than running backs out of money and their shelf life is short. Yes. But if it's good, if things are going good like they were for him in Pittsburgh,


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[Assistant] I don't know if he has the speed. I watched him start games at quarterback for the Broncos last year.


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[Assistant] Alright, well tonight's game, we got Falcons at Patriots, I believe Tom Grassi may be streaming. Probably.


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[Assistant] Mac Jones, on pace to win Rookie of the Year. The Falcon. No, it's Najee Harrell.


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[Assistant] Can anyone make a case for the Falcons winning tonight?


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[Assistant] If you want to see Tom Grassi in a cheerleading costume made out of tree material. Punish him now.


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[Assistant] I got $42 in super chat revenue. Thank you all who donated and spared me the embarrassment of whatever, whatever concoction would have come to your mind.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm working on simplifying the NFL rule book. So the only rules the NFL actually needs to enforce, hopefully that'll be up Saturday morning. Taunting.


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[Assistant] The best part of that clip is, I remember none of that.


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[Assistant] Okay, just real quick, uh, I made a technical error. It just went live to Scooter's YouTube channel because it was unlisted. I forgot to set it public. So anybody coming in from Scooter's channel right now, Scooter's not here. He gave us permission to stream to his channel. Uh, he is doing a top secret mission doing


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[Assistant] Or he is the Cowboys team doctor, which they might need extra help with all the injuries they suffered this week.


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[Assistant] Okay, so that's ESPN's quarterback metric, right?


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[Assistant] James played dink and dunk ball, and I don't see him doing that every week.


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[Assistant] My favorite sports book, uh, and not just because I'm illiterate and can't read real books.


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[Assistant] See this little code right here, covering the great urinating tree's name?


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[Assistant] Because when you do or are linked in the description, you're going to get a deposit bonus of up to a thousand dollars with your first deposit with the code clickbait. That's $10, $100 bills. That is a lot of bills.


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[Assistant] You're getting $200 in free bets if you're a new customer.


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[Assistant] Two hundred dollars in free bets. Which I've tested. I've got all these free bets I can play. Which is very cool. And...


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[Assistant] I did something crazy on Twitter this week with DraftKings. I said if this tweet gets a thousand likes, I'll put a significant bet on the Texans money line.


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[Assistant] Was negative 410. And then I got scared because DraftKings was like, oh, this hit a thousand likes. You gotta bet on the Texans. And I'm like, what's a significant bet? I better impress DraftKings. So I just bet the money line, which was 410. So I put $410 on the Texans to beat the Browns.


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[Assistant] Who are favored by like 11 or 11 and a half points. I think it is the worst bet of the week, but I'm willing to, uh, where my balls are.


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[Assistant] I'm a man of my word. I got, I got like 1200 likes on that so I had to live up.


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[Assistant] 20 minutes before we went to eat, Adam was talking about like how cool it must have been for you, Tom, when you were at the, you know, Packers training camp and everybody was recognizing you. He's like, I never get recognized when I go out. He's like, part of that's cause I don't put my face on the videos. So like we had this conversation leading up to it and within a minute of being out in public,


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers looks like he's late on his last three child support payments. Aaron Rodgers looks like he runs a churro stand and tattoo parlor. Aaron Rodgers looks...


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[Assistant] Like an ashtray. Aaron Rodgers looks like he carries a switchblade at all times!


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers looks like he runs an iguana sanctuary. Aaron Rodgers looks like he's on Joe Exotic's prisoner visitation list.


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[Assistant] Boom, roasted Rodgers. Boom, roasted. He looks actually like a cigarette in an ashtray.


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[Assistant] The only one that was out of bounds was the ashtray. I retract that one.


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[Assistant] If I'm being honest, uh, I have fantasized about being dead, so I think they- Oh dude, we all are.


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[Assistant] So, Barry Sanders, who we have talked about on this show, because we...


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[Assistant] In my opinion, always been my opinion, Barry Sanders, greatest running back I have ever watched play the game. Ooooooooh baby. So then, Marcellus Wiley.


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[Assistant] Who, as you can see, I do not follow on Twitter. Uh, I follow Barry, I follow John Elway.


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[Assistant] Marcellus makes a list. Barry Sanders number one on his list. So, respectfully, I think Wiley's got a good point there. But Barry Sanders, out of nowhere, says, thanks Marcellus, but you gotta have John Elway in that top ten all-time list.


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[Assistant] So that is the greatest running back to ever play the game. A guy who watched John Elway up close.


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[Assistant] I just think it's worth bringing up because the kids today, they look back at John Elway's stats and are like, how could he have been that good if he didn't throw


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[Assistant] For a thousand touchdowns or, you know, have a, whatever, whatever they do for stats.


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[Assistant] But uh, I just, I just, I don't have a point, but I just needed everyone to know that Barry Sanders thinks John Elway is one of the greatest to ever do it. Cause I think he gets lost sometimes. He gets lost.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's in! He's in watching! Yes! Yes! It's okay, you don't have to recon-


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[Assistant] He, he's working, he wants to work in sports media. Like he's going to school, sports media. So this is his jam.


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[Assistant] To be fair to that cheater Tom, that cheating Tom, he would have beat me even if he played by the rules.


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[Assistant] Let me give you an idea. DraftKings, the little graphic there is covering Tree's name. If you're listening to DraftKings, I will officially change, I will legally change my name to DraftKings for the right price.


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[Assistant] I think the Texans ran it like 41 times against them. Just, and they weren't even getting like big chunk yards, but just continually rushed it down their throat.


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[Assistant] That has more to do with him being able to translate coaching.


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[Assistant] The college level and then, you know, being in the NFL or whatever. But did Harbaugh code? Which Harbaugh are we talking about?


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[Assistant] It is. I got it. It's the Colts. 23 consecutive regular season wins. Damn.


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[Assistant] You couldn't, you couldn't ask for a better game for Rodgers to get right. I think he's gonna lead the league like in all the passing categories this weekend.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then today, this is a tangent, but I had a thought about like the lions, right? Because they looked, they looked bad.


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[Assistant] Uh, the score looks a little closer than that game really was. They were good in the fourth quarter. No they weren't. But the Detroit Lions, think about this.


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[Assistant] If they're really bad, you're like, okay, our consolation prize is we're going to get the number one overall draft pick, take the best quarterback.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like you have no hope if you're a Lions fan. I feel so bad for Detroit fan base. Well, don't worry.


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[Assistant] Before you say that, Adam, you know those old paintings, those religious paintings where they put the like glowing halo thing behind? That's exactly what Tree looks like with his tree.


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[Assistant] Washington has the biggest advantage in all football. Thursday night game at home.


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[Assistant] That is always an advantage. Ryan Fitz Magic goes down, probably like losing, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I would say the equivalent comparison


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[Assistant] It's like having your testicles cut off.


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[Assistant] But, you can grow those back pretty quickly with the Taylor Heinecke, who just needed a week, a half a week to prepare for a Giants team who I watched very closely last week.


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[Assistant] Who looked horrible. Now a lot of people think Saquon Barkley is gonna break out against


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[Assistant] A run defense that might be better than the Broncos. Uh, I don't see that happening. I think Daniel Jones is going to have to try to throw it a lot. It's going to be bad for the Giants. They're going to lose 30 to 10.


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[Assistant] No, no, the, the Hamilton style.


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[Assistant] Wasn't 5G brought to Denver so that John Elway could actively monitor the loyalty of Denver Broncos fans? Wasn't that the whole reasoning behind it?


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[Assistant] Like, I will show you how loyal I am, John.


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[Assistant] No, go ahead. I'm the most boring out of all of us, so I'll go, I'll get us, we'll get us out of the way.


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[Assistant] I, I looked through this schedule earlier, uh, when it first came out, like everyone did, because schedule day is like, uh, Christmas day, if you're an NFL fan. You're just like, what is going to happen? And everyone always just counts them all. That's a win. That's a loss. I think the realistic part of me,


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[Assistant] I either counted a 6-0 or a 3-3, and this year I think is one of those 3-3 years, because I think that, uh, we'll either sweep one team or split with another or something will happen, but when I ended up looking at the schedule, you know, there's some tough games in there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we've got to face some teams that, you know, we've watched the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Listen man, every year, every year you look at the schedule and you try to look at it as objectively as possible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think Denver could also be a game where that happens as well. But my prediction, looking at this schedule, and without knowing anything, is probably a 10-7 season. And that might be good enough to win.


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[Assistant] Alright, call me up again here. Call me up.


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[Assistant] Bring, bring me back. Bring my face back. Alright. Okay. Please talk to me because I need to know this. Alright, hold on.


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[Assistant] We should be the Falcons, right? You can give us that. Alright? Oh! Oh!


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[Assistant] They just got Kyle Pitts. We should be able to split with Washington. We should be able to beat the Saints.


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[Assistant] Uh, we've gotta split with the Cowboys in this scenario. We gotta beat the Rams, which is 5. We should be able to beat the Panthers and Donald, right?


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[Assistant] And it's going to be like a 10-7 final or something just horrific. And that will set the tone for one of those years where the Giants, like, I mean, last year the Giants were in a lot of games that they blew because their defense couldn't hold up. And what did they do in the draft? They drafted nothing but defense.


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[Assistant] And except for Kaderius Tony. So I think we're going to be a better team.


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[Assistant] Uhm, shirt. Possibly. Or what was the-


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[Assistant] Uhm, arm or whatever. Boy, better hope it's a hit, right? Anyways, we'll think of something between now and then. I'll have to wear, like,


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[Assistant] My score prediction is 24-17 New York Giants. Wow. 24-17. Nice.


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[Assistant] And number two, probably the gold package. Don't you get to like, pet Don Mikowski's mullet or something? Like, isn't that some part of the, the packer's, like, uh, experience? Like, or maybe, you know, you get to, uh, smell some old player's jersey and like, and just, oh, I got the gold package.


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[Assistant] You can't stop. Has anyone ever seen Jordan Love play? Uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] He's an NFL quarterback. I hope he's practicing. I hope-


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[Assistant] Wait, wait, they're doing three preseason games?


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[Assistant] I have a love-hate relationship with the preseason because, you know, because of the preseason you got moments like Tyrell Davis, like, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm the opposite. We tend to disagree. Like I just, I would rather wait until the start of the season and let's just get into it and then put the onus on your scouts and talent evaluators though.


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[Assistant] What would you rather have, 2 preseason games, 18 regular season games, or 3 preseason games, 17 regular season games? I would still- I would still-


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[Assistant] That was innovative though. If anything, it was innovative.


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[Assistant] Brandon, since your big face is up here. Oh, Tom. Yeah, put him back there. Go through your schedule. I'm back, baby. Go through your schedule, boy. Boom!


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[Assistant] Or his right side. And Teeves got him, man. That's all I gotta say is, is when you, when you have that much hair and that much muscle, uh, on the line of scrimmage, you just can't be stopped. That's all I have to say.


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[Assistant] Look, we've gotta, we've gotta get some more fans in here. Run a tight end screen to Tim Key over there, okay?


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[Assistant] Just do it and, and just make all of Florida happy, will ya? And then, uh, I could see them also, everyone being hyped about him just running, uh, on, on, from one side of the field to the other. They would be like, oh my gosh, Timmy T, but no one's ever done it like him.


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[Assistant] Get Bayliss Explode. That's all I wanna know.


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[Assistant] Cause that is, that's what people have been waiting on. How many years has it been since Tim Tebow last threw a pass? I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] If he does a jump pass off a decoy, it'll be replayed on NFL network. It'll be in your Twitter feed all day. Like you will not be able to see the end of it. Like this man, I've never seen a player.


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[Assistant] In the history of the NFL that if his very presence attracts more flash bulbs than anyone else in the history of the NFL.


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[Assistant] No one ever? No, he is the most polarizing, most attracted to player. Hold on, he can't be the most polarizing.


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[Assistant] Oh yes, Kaepernick is, but if he makes the Jags roster, you're right, Brandon, if he makes the Jags roster coming out of week one, the story is Tebow. It's not Trevor Lawrence gearing up for his, you know, epic journey into the NFL. There's going to be more media surrounding Tebow.


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[Assistant] I have a quick question. Whose decision was it to go for that fake?


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[Assistant] What does tearing open old wounds do?


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[Assistant] What does that do? Sometimes you have to, if you're looking for an indicator of the future, sometimes you have to look at the past, like when you had a hall of fame quarterback.


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[Assistant] Named Aaron Rodgers and you only won one Super Bowl with him. Sure.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be in the TV just like, oh my gosh, Dak threw his fourth pick already.


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[Assistant] I got mine. I got mine. Scott Smith scores 5th touchdown. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Well, I also want to say thanks, Travis, and thanks to Rammer's Line for donating. Appreciate it.


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[Assistant] I think what it would be, I think what would be fair because it's three straight weeks in a row is if Tom bought the punishment for somebody, if Tom bought a punishment for Tree for not being here.


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[Assistant] Yes. I like that. You have to purchase it, but still, you offset the punishment.


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[Assistant] There we go. What we gotta do is we'll buy his album, we'll send it to him, he'll have to put in his...


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[Assistant] Or at least he'll have to listen to it. He'll have to put in his headphones and listen to it and react to it.


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[Assistant] So we don't get a copyright, but still, he's gotta listen to it, and we've gotta watch his face as Le'Veon Bell wraps in his ear balls.


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[Assistant] I think uh, Patrick Mahomes, the wig hair, the headband that has the Patrick Mahomes hair.


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[Assistant] You should have to get that and wear it to the whole show next week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're taking out the hedge trimmer. You're taking out the weed whacker. You're taking out the heavy duty steel. Gas powered.


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[Assistant] We missed you brother. Thanks brother. It was a good week off. I didn't have to deal with anything. I was working with some stuff. I also got this neat little shirt. It says Fenway on it. So I may be converting to the dark side.


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[Assistant] Give it enough time, we're gonna have Drump Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] Six would be, uhm, not Dallas, it's, uh.


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[Assistant] Jamarcus is too low-key I feel like. He's more in the private eye.


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[Assistant] I don't think he does charity work, but he does it like under the radar now. He's back in Alabama. I think he's at peace. Me personally, Richard Sherman.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing you have to understand. It's not about what you do and how you're good at your anything. It's who you know. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Urban at, Marvin Meyer, knew, oh, Tim Tebow, back when he was in Florida.


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[Assistant] So guess who's gonna give him a shot when he retires from baseball? I know like five is ogling him because how big he was in baseball. He could probably still play tight end right now.


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[Assistant] He's gonna give him that shot. He's probably a training camp body. If he doesn't work out, they'll probably cut him. That or they're using him for to sell tickets, which I thought they would do like a long time ago.


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[Assistant] It's not about how bad he is. It's how he pees off Urban Meyer. If he pees in his woody's,


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[Assistant] He's gone the first chance he gets. But I think he's like taking in his newspaper, massaging his feet, giving him a back rub every once in a while, uhm, maybe make some breakfast, maybe a nice continental breakfast, maybe not see if there's something out there. Maybe like scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage.


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[Assistant] One highlight from Tim Tebow's season was Ike Taylor because that dude put on the worst defensive performance of the millennium and I will still swear by that. All they did was go up, throw like a lofter to Demaris Thomas and he came with it every single time.


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[Assistant] Ain't that a pain in the tuchus.


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[Assistant] My issue isn't with the trade return, my issue is with his contract. Because he has owed a 23 million dollar cap hit this year. He has a 19 million dollar cap hit next year with a 17.5 million dollar dead cap if they cut him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, I mean, if they're gonna trade him, it'll probably be after June 1st, so they have less of a dead count.


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[Assistant] It depends on injuries too. AJ Green, last year, he did not look good.


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[Assistant] But that was also because of injuries. It's so sad to watch. And now he's going to the retirement home in Arizona.


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[Assistant] No, they're having Tyrod Taylor throw to them. Remember that, man.


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[Assistant] I would love to see that. That would be interesting. I wonder if Nikhil Hari goes the other way just as a body. Yup.


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[Assistant] We have Mike Williams and Keenan Allen. That's not gonna work. And what was the third team you said again?


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[Assistant] Uhm, uh, the bear is in their minus 1.2 million dollars in cap.


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[Assistant] Ah, well, I've just come back from a, uh, much relaxing vacation in New England. It was a glorious time. Fantastic time. I wish it didn't end. But, uhm, besides watching the NFL playoffs, they've been absolutely outstanding. You should watch them, by the way. I am beginning the editing process on a


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[Assistant] video recapping the Oilers last year in Houston and their first couple years in Tennessee. And if you ever look it up it's a bit of a soap opera.


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[Assistant] Another week I don't have to listen to Leveon Bell's rap album. Thank you for that, Marcus. I appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Let me see what we got. Let me go over there. That's the uh, Tom Wilson jersey.


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[Assistant] Well, very crucial. Welcome everybody to the clickbait sports mock draft. We've got five points bids.


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[Assistant] Sub to his channel, we got UrinatingTree, sub to his channel, we got Scooter Magruder, you sub to his channel, we got Tom Grassi, you sub to his channel, I'm That's Good Sports, and you unsubscribe to my channel because you already subscribed to those other guys, and this should be too much sports. Too much sports. And...


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[Assistant] Well, last week I lost the episode, which means I had the most money via super chats.


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[Assistant] And I had to buy this Tom Brady jersey that literally is burning my skin right now. Uh, I may go to the hospital afterwards to be treated for third degree burns because it feels like I've put Satan's threads directly on my clothes and


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[Assistant] We're going to mock draft the first round of the NFL draft. You've seen mock drafts before. You've never seen one like this. Uh, we're gonna make each pick. We're gonna talk some trash about each pick.


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[Assistant] And maybe when all of our teams are up, the consensus is the worst pick we could give that person to trigger them. Uh, before we start the mock draft, uh, I did want to say that I tweeted out that I would be purchasing a Tom Brady women's medium jersey.


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[Assistant] And a kind woman was like, oh I hope this man knows that women's sizes and men's sizes run differently.


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[Assistant] Well, let me tell you something, lady. It fits like a glove. Like a glove. I checked the chest size and this is a 38 on a man or a woman. So anyway, we do have our mock draft coming through. Uh, where's the button here?


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[Assistant] We're going to do a throw through pro football focus because that's just what I have.


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[Assistant] Is Trevor Lawrence like the most underhyped number one overall?


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[Assistant] Quarterback because he's been the number one consensus for so long that people just don't care anymore.


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[Assistant] What if it's accidentally Justin Fields? How bad would you guys be?


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[Assistant] Like January, when we first learned that, uh, the Jets might trade Sam Darnold, it was like, oh.


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[Assistant] They're probably gonna go after Justin Fields, and then somehow...


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[Assistant] After playing zero games, Zach Wilson jumps ahead at Justin Fields by a mile, by a mile. So, I think the people that are low on Justin Fields and super high on Zach Wilson, uh, I don't trust them.


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[Assistant] That would be me. That would be me crushing a pro day and then just shatting the bed as soon as I actually had to play real football.


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[Assistant] The Dolphins biggest need is wide receiver and they can get the best wide receiver in the draft. Pro Football Focus thinks it's tackle, guard, defensive, interior player or edge.


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[Assistant] Jamar Chase, is that who we're going with?


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[Assistant] When there's more, when the needs are running more than three, you've got problems as a team. And the Lions got a lot of needs. Wide receiver actually is a huge need for the Lions here.


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[Assistant] Trey Lance makes a lot of sense because he's a guy that everybody says is raw and needs to sit a year and you have no rush to start him with golf.


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[Assistant] I say we give him Roshan Slater because we know that's gonna make Adam mad.


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[Assistant] I want Jetson Fields. Why? I like Fields because he's got a bigger resume.


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[Assistant] He's played at a big college. I think there's something to be said for that kind of pressure on a, on a young gentleman handling it well. Accurate. Athletic. Uhm, I just like him. I like Justin Fields. Uh, I like that he gets knocked for being like, kinda quiet. Like, that's such a stupid thing to, to knock a player for.


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[Assistant] I read today that Mac Jones by some scouts is considered the smartest player they've ever talked to. So maybe it would be Mac Jones as the pick to just be the new head coach.


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[Assistant] Hey, what happens if come Thursday we get this mock draft 100% correct? And we're gone.


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[Assistant] Trevor Lawrence, 1 to the Jags. Zach Wilson, 2 to the Jets. Mac Jones, 3 to the Niners.


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[Assistant] Kyle Pitts, much to scooters, ch- ch- chagrin, that's chagrin, the falcons. Penis Sewell to the bangles. Sorry, Penis Ewell to the bangles. Jamar Chase to the dolphins. Micah Parsons to the lions. Rashawn Slater to the panthees.


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[Assistant] Justin Fields to my Broncos. Patrick Surtain, good pick for the Cowboys at 10. Adam's team, the Giants on the clock. I'm betting you're going to say Devonte Smith. That's what I would bet too.


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[Assistant] The heart wants what the heart wants. And that's Devonta Smith. You got Devonta Smith.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Chargers, I think they take Darasa here.


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[Assistant] I think they, they draft the heir to Kirk Cousins in Trey Lance. That's a wild card pick. I would love that.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, a solid edge rusher really kinda changes


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[Assistant] The dynamic of your entire defense. If you've got guys getting after the quarterback and your secondary is a little weak, it can make up for that.


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[Assistant] Longest name is Jeremiah Owosu Koromoa.


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[Assistant] There's no purgatory with him! Right. We've got the cults. And...


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[Assistant] So they do need a wide receiver. But, Chris Ballard.


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[Assistant] He doesn't like to make sexy pics. I think it's edge or tackle. I think it's edge.


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[Assistant] I like Tucker. My vote's for Tucker. I could go Tucker.


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[Assistant] Alright. Because they lost, uh, Anthony Costanzo, right? He retired. So yeaah. Yeaah, I feel comfortable talking to you.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, I think they signed a veteran cornerback after the draft.


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[Assistant] Is named Picasso Nelson Jr.


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[Assistant] I'll make the argument for Christian Barmore, uh, Robert Sala, defensive guy. They could make the defense a little meaner.


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[Assistant] I'll default to what Tree says. I like Alex Leatherwood.


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[Assistant] And the Cleveland Browns could use some interior pressure to help that defense.


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[Assistant] I'm drafting Tevin Jenkins, the top 10 picks. Trevor Lawrence, Zachariah Wilson, Mack Jones, Kyle Pitts.


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[Assistant] Penis? Ewel. Jamar Chase. Micah Parsons. Rashawn Slater. Justin Fields. Patrick Surtain. Davante Smith. Jalen Waddle.


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[Assistant] J.C. Horne, Christian, Dara Shah, Trey Lance, Greg Newsome, Divine Diablo reaching all the way from the third round, the, ladies and gentlemen, Quiddy Pay, Jeremiah,


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[Assistant] Awosu Koromoa. Yep, that guy. Kyle Trask. Elijah Vera Tucker. Caleb Farley. Trayvon Merrick. Alex Leatherwood.


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[Assistant] Whatever position the Saints don't get, that's just who they'll convert and taste some hill to. Alright, Tom.


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[Assistant] We're rolling along, man. The Bills are my second team. And they're my second team too. Today I said they should go edge.


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[Assistant] Uh, they couldn't use corner here, somebody to pair nicely with uh, Tredavious White. But I think like the Bills, if they get a, a good edge rusher, somebody to put pressure on opposing team, because the Bills can score early.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. These idiots, the buccaneers.


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[Assistant] You know how I know that's the right pick because it makes me really angry.


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[Assistant] Be sure you order it within 32 hours because the price is going up.


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[Assistant] I got the top 10 players in the NFL draft who will make horny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just today I did each team's biggest need heading into the draft. So you can check that out now. It's live.


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[Assistant] He's pressing threes, just not here to get fined. Here's how kind I am. Scooter missed the collab, but I still told people to subscribe to your channel.


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[Assistant] I wish I had something like really edgy and cool or something that would make you think like, Oh my gosh, what a brilliant take. I don't have any brilliant take here. I think that they're going to take Justin Fields. I think this narrative that his stock has dropped has been ridiculous. Like I think.


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[Assistant] His ability hasn't dropped since this process started. I think Mack Jones, if you want a better quarterback, you're going to go with Justin Fields. He's just a better quarterback than Mack Jones. Mack Jones did look good in the national championship game, but, um, no, it's Justin Fields. He's good.


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[Assistant] I don't want to interrupt. Scooter, what would your coffee be called?


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you had a brand of coffee, what would it be called? Cowboy's tears? What?


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[Assistant] GMC. I think trees should be morning piss. How about that?


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[Assistant] But both of those quarterbacks were sent out of town kinda disgraced, wouldn't you say that? Like, if your entire tenure is not spent with one team and you're kinda unwanted on the way out, now look, I do agree on you with the part, like, it wasn't a bad move, like, Carson Wentz and Jared Goff being drafted were not awful moves.


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[Assistant] The endings were certainly disastrous when you say that. And yes, maybe, it's hard to speak in hypotheticals, but did the Eagles go to the Super Bowl if Nick Foles played all year?


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[Assistant] I don't believe that either, but they did go through the playoffs with Nick Foles as their quarterback. So you kind of have this two conflicting sets of data, right?


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[Assistant] Dov Gleiman or whatever was trying to get at, but it was executed very poorly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Lost tried to at least tie up all the loose ends and get everyone in the same place.


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[Assistant] Tom, I hate to be the bear of reality, but uh, time, time forgives no one. And Aaron Rodgers time is coming.


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[Assistant] I have, I've stared at the eyesore, the eyesore on i4 for hours.


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[Assistant] I, I just know that yeaah, Orlando's bad. I know that when you're 20 minutes away and you have to get to the airport, you better give yourself an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be very topical and this just literally happened before I arrived at the show. I had to go to the dentist and I know that's a lukewarm take, but I'm opting out of the dentist. Every time the lady does the fluoride, it feels like


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[Assistant] I floss, I always have a great checkup. Don't get me wrong, but that little grind wheel with the flavoring that they put on it tastes like ceramic paste.


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[Assistant] I don't know, man. You're just sitting there like this with your mouth open and it's just, all your germs and everything are just emanating into the world. Luckily, I'm actually related through marriage to my dentist, so he's not like, he's at least a friend of the family. He's not some stranger that I haven't seen.


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[Assistant] A year, but still. I'm knocking out of the dentist. I don't ever want to go to the dentist.


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[Assistant] And you're just like, this guy's not me. And then you just end up hating it and you end up- That's why I still have an editor. He's doing great, by the way. But it's taking six videos now to just-


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[Assistant] No no no, it's a guy that, he's a professional editor, but he knows nothing about sports. So like, when we did the triggering, when I did the triggering NCAA video, he put the Michigan State logo for Michigan, I was like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I was upset about that, but he's good.


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[Assistant] This is our most riveting episode of clickbait sports.


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[Assistant] Most of us have a significant other, right?


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[Assistant] And we've seen our significant other in probably, you know, in almost every situation. But how are you with wiping in front of your significant other? Are you shy about that? Are you, like, cause me, I don't ever want her to see me wiping.


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[Assistant] There's definitely situations where that's not possible. Like, she's gotta get her makeup on and go somewhere, and I've already started the job. And for me, I'm someone that takes a, and another question is, are you along?


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[Assistant] If my wife walks in and she has to do her makeup, I'm just like, alright, but you're gonna have to leave before I can, uhm, before I can, uh, clean up here.


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[Assistant] You're still in the honeymoon, you're still in the six months, like this is, yeaah. Like you don't even fart in front of each other. Now like you'll just dutch oven it and be proud of it, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't think that's safe because I think it's not safe because he opted out of fighting whoever already. He didn't want to fight. Uhm, gosh, I forget the guy's name.


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[Assistant] You don't wanna fight that dude. Uh, Poirier. So, I-I-I can't trust Connor McGregor at all. So, I'm gonna say he's-he's not safe. He's out of bounds. He's not a sure thing at all.


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[Assistant] No, he just said he didn't want to fight Poirier because Poirier's probably gonna kick his ass again.


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[Assistant] I think if Brandon wins he has to wear Patrick Mahomes hair for the entire broadcast.


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[Assistant] No, Conor McGregor is the most known fighter, but he's on the decline, you know, like nobody knows who Poirier is, you know, nobody's paying attention to, uh, Usman.


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[Assistant] His toe was like this. Here, you guys wanna learn about my wiping habits? You can see my toe.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm just gonna assume that the connection is encrypted, so it's safe.


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[Assistant] For me, yeaah. I mean, Eli Manning turned Plaxico Burris into like, a great receiver, so he would have made Randy Moss into a stud, so.


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[Assistant] Or, I mean, not, I mean, uh, Randy is obviously a stud already, but Eli had this, had this thing where he would overthrow receivers and Plax would just go up and get it. So if Randy Moss was there, he would just, he would just dominate over, he would moss people. So yeah, I would give up three. I, that's a rare time where I agree with Scooter. I would give up three. Interesting. But your QB is Brock Osmiler.


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[Assistant] No draft pick is ever safe. I'm just gonna put that out there. You don't know what you're getting. Even the most guaranteed, Andrew Luck, okay? He was the most sure thing ever and he is retired with his spleen probably still bleeding right now. And he's probably playing Dungeons and Dragons with a neck beard down to here.


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[Assistant] Would you rather have five picks between the first two rounds or ten picks after round five?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Right around there. I'd agree. I'd say he's a top 10 quarterback for sure.


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[Assistant] Who's the last second round quarterback or second or later than second round quarterback that's become a star in the NFL?


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[Assistant] Uhm, nah, it's just, it's rare. Every round you get past second, if you're a quarterback, it's, the odds are longer and, and worse against you. So, uhm, now we'll see, we'll see what happens on draft day.


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[Assistant] Did you fall in love with him more after spending time with him?


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[Assistant] I will say this, as a Giants fan, I like Dak a lot, as a person. I don't want him to succeed on Sundays because he's wearing that blue uniform that makes me puke, but I think he's a good person and I like his personality and I like his style.


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[Assistant] I think the replay system needs a lot of work. They need more cameras. They need like an overhead drone camera. They need to instruct the umpires where to stand.


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[Assistant] You know, to give the replay a better view and then they need, they also need to be like the refs where the refs now let plays go and happen right in football because they don't know. They're like, all right, we'll just catch that on replay. The umpires in baseball, like this is the replay world that we live in where everything can reviewed instantly.


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[Assistant] Everything can be reviewed instantly on the phone by everyone that sees it and it has to be right. That's America now. It just has to be right. I will not accept that that did not happen and that someone made a mistake. And that's me right now.


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[Assistant] Because in baseball there still needs to be the sacred aspect of judgment calls, like that is, like the, the, you can't just have robots making every call and then the human element of the game is just completely gone. There has to be some level of judgment and that was a judgment.


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[Assistant] And the only thing, like you said, that can be reviewed is whether the ball actually touched him. But in all essence of the spirit of the rule is that the umpire makes the decision there based off of what he saw.


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[Assistant] I got a tire $20 from Graf on Troll and he just asked me, are you going to wear the A-Rod jersey? And I did.


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[Assistant] I think you should have to get one of Tom Brady's like protein shakes and then drink that while wearing the Tom Brady jersey.


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[Assistant] This is a good time to ask though. So Scooter, you kinda touched on this in the powwow. Should we reduce this down to four?


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[Assistant] I actually, I don't even know what side this is, but joining me we have Tom Grassi!


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[Assistant] We also have the Giants fit. Five points is in the building. Five points fits. Welcome!


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm depressed. We'll get to that though. We'll get to that. And finally, last but not least, that good sports. What is going on, brother? Welcome to the second episode of Clickbait Sports. How are you doing?


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[Assistant] On my page, you have no idea what the heck is going on. Let me just break it down for you, what we're doing.


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[Assistant] All of us got together and we were like, there needs to be something where we work together for greatness. We got together.


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[Assistant] We decided that this was that. We're calling it clickbait shows. This is how it works. Clickbait sports. This is how it works.


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[Assistant] Throughout this stream, all of us are each streaming on our own channels the same stream right now.


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[Assistant] If you donate to us, whoever gets donated the most amount of money through the super chats is the loser and the loser has to perform a task.


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[Assistant] That we come up with, collectively. Chat. And us, collectively.


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[Assistant] But we're going to get into our first segment now, Chad. I'm going to throw over to that good sports. He's going to explain like, why do we come up with the names? How do we come up with the names for this? So the goal.


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[Assistant] We need to get a vote on the title for this week. How clickbaity was this title on a scale of 10 in chat? Let us know. Scale of 1 to 10. How clickbaity was our title this week?


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[Assistant] I think my most clickbaity title, I'm going through, I'm looking at my videos, most clickbaity title,


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[Assistant] Guys, we're gonna move on though to our next segment. This segment is called Hit or Miss. And the future will have a graphic that's like hit or miss, like something. But right now...


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[Assistant] We're just gonna move on to the next thing. So last week, if you were watching, we went through all of us and we said, who do we want our team to sign?


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[Assistant] So now we're going back and we're seeing who hit, who was right, who was wrong.


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[Assistant] Honestly, the Giants are putting together a very nice offseason. Very nice free agency. Only problem is...


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[Assistant] In the hit or miss segment. Last week, I said, hey, Cowboys, we should sign this guy named Keanu Neil because I saw him at Florida. He's a hard hitting safety and guess what they did? Chat, they signed him. Now,


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[Assistant] Now I'm very happy about this signing, but they're saying they're going to move him to linebacker, where I think he might even be a better fit. We'll see. We have positional flexibility now though.


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[Assistant] We are now going to move on to our next segment. The Clickbait Awards. How this works is very simple. We're just going to talk about...


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[Assistant] You don't think Andy's serviceable? You don't think Andy's better than any quarterback they've had in the past?


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[Assistant] Good chat. You let us know. Was Andy Dalton bad or good for the Cowboys? Because like, for me?


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[Assistant] Chat, would you guys subscribe to our OnlyFans if we just had selfies? Let us know. Yes or no?


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, for me, my click beat...


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, was Tom about to- I'm sorry, was TOM about to say something?


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[Assistant] Okay, for my clickbait award, I don't know if it was clickbait or not. I just found this to be fascinating and I'm following along. I'm very intrigued by what could happen. Have you guys seen the tweet where the guy had shrimp in his cereal? Shrimp tails?


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[Assistant] And the cinnamon toast! Bro, first of all, that is a delicacy for- I don't know why you're mad that you're having the shrimp in your cereal. That's like Louisiana speciality. Shrimp tails, not eggs.


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[Assistant] Yes, they were the Shrimp Tales, but the story goes even further.


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[Assistant] They responded, right? They responded like, uh, by our, by our calculating, like, uh,


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[Assistant] Dude came back, he was like, no, by my eyes, I can see these are shrimp tails.


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[Assistant] So I think he's going to like a lab or something to get it tested.


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[Assistant] It goes even further though. Listen to this. Who is he married to?


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[Assistant] Childhood crush. Topanga's up there. You know? Topanga is up there.


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[Assistant] We're gonna head over to our next segment. This segment is actually specifically for me.


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[Assistant] We're talking about NBA trade deadlines, trades that went through. If you guys don't know, like you don't know who I am, like who's this guy?


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[Assistant] Uhm, well, I'm a Cowboys fan. As you can see, I'm a Cowboys fan, but I am also...


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[Assistant] An Orlando Magic fan. So right now I'm gonna need F's in the comment in every chat right now. We traded everyone and I'm not certain we got what we needed to back. Okay, so.


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[Assistant] I'm sad, chat. I am sad. We gave away Vuchovic to the Chicago Bulls and I don't think...


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[Assistant] Oh, wait, can you let the people know who your NBA teams are so that they understand your hurt, your happiness? I'm a Magic fan. Who do we have? Who, who does Five Points like? We know you like the Giants for football. Who's your NBA team?


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[Assistant] Kat, let us know in the comments right now, what NBA team do you like so we get a good idea of who we're talking with.


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[Assistant] That's all I wanted. All I wanted was to get BowBowl. Okay, this potential this man has is astronomical. No one in the league has more potential than BowBowl. He could be the best player in the league, or he could be the worst player in the league. It doesn't matter. I want that potential. And what did we get? RJ Hampton, who could turn into something great. He could. Who knows?


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[Assistant] In your comments right now, are you taking BowBow? Or are you taking... Wait, who's that there?


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[Assistant] Taco fall. Taco fall. That's like the final level in the Bruce Lee movie.


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[Assistant] Are you familiar with Tom's favorite NBA team?


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[Assistant] This is gonna look really good. So just imagine it's like a swish. We're moving on to our


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[Assistant] This is just the beginning of clickbait sports, guys. We will improve. The beginning and the end.


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[Assistant] We will improve. Well, we're gonna move on to our game portion. The way this works is very simple. Brandon has a whiteboard.


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[Assistant] We're splitting up into teams of two. Two v two. Brandon's gonna give us a word on the whiteboard. One of us.


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[Assistant] One word hint. So as an example, if the word is Tom Brady, Tom Tom is on my team. If he's guessing, I might give him a hint and say goat. Okay. 15 seconds to guess the word. 15 seconds. You can make multiple guesses though.


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[Assistant] Tell me when my time starts. Are you ready?


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[Assistant] You let me know if that was a good or bad hint. What the heck? This man said Victor Cruz Giant. Okay. Alright, that's fine. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh, nailed it. And I got Victor Cruz.


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[Assistant] Okay. Ah, yeaah. Hold on, hold on. Chat, you let us know. Should we count this yes or no? Do we kill that? I say yes.


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[Assistant] First to three win. We'll give you the point. We'll spot you. Good. Cause we're gonna, you're gonna need it. Cause me and Tom are coming. Here we go. Chemistry. Chemistry Tom. Chemistry. Here we go.


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[Assistant] Okay, chat, I need Ws, I need you to will me to victory here. Ws in the chat, here we go.


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[Assistant] You could have said Galifianakis! Anything! Tom!


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[Assistant] Boo! Nailed it. Hold on, what is PSI? Pounds per square inch.


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[Assistant] How about this? How about this? How about this? How about this? How about this? Tree and five points. You have the option. You guys can either


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[Assistant] Take this and if you get it, you win or defer to us and if we get it, we win. What are you doing? We're going first. No, no, there is no first.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's, okay, so this is what we'll do. Everyone, read out your top donation and thank them. All your donators. Uh, let me see. So I'll start.


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[Assistant] I got a donation, it says, scooter make five points, wear Yankees and Washington football merch. That's what the chat is asking.


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[Assistant] So now chat, we are going to be ending this segment. The way we end all of the, these videos really is we go around, we ask, what are you working on? What's coming out next on your channel? We'll start with Tom Grossi.


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[Assistant] What can we expect on Tom's channel this week? I don't know if you've been in contact with him.


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[Assistant] And where can they find that? YouTube.com slash.


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[Assistant] Five points. What are you working on? What's coming out of the panel?


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[Assistant] Crucial. Crucial. And for me, actually,


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[Assistant] Well that's just the magic, right? I gotta go figure out everyone else. Everything else. It's gonna take a while. Uhm, oh yeaah. That's what you guys can expect on my channel. Sick.


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[Assistant] Listen, relax. The stuff is coming in for the punishment. It's on the way, chat. Relax, okay? I'll have the Green Bay cheerleader outfit on soon. It's on the way.


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[Assistant] It's gonna depend on who you ask that question. Cause if you ask a Giants fan, we know!


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[Assistant] Who's fault it is? We know they're gonna say, OBJ, I'm already seeing in my mentions. Hey, look, it happened in New York and it's happening again. Hey, problem must be you, OBJ. So to answer that question, it's really gonna depend on who you ask. If you're asking a Browns fan,


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[Assistant] Maybe now they're seeing a reoccurring theme here with Baker. Maybe, maybe Baker's the problem. So I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Now, I think the better question is, which is worse?


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[Assistant] Your parents fighting your battles for you, or if Kevin Durant's burner getting found, which, which is worse?


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[Assistant] Is there any saving the Browns though? That's the real question. Do you think there's any world in which this turns around, OBJ just catches a couple touchdowns and now everything's back to normal?


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[Assistant] Who gets picked up first? OBJ on a new team.


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[Assistant] Tom, set this up for those who have no idea what's going on with Aaron Rodgers.


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[Assistant] Yes, I root for the team in Pittsburgh, but you're talking about the college team instead.


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[Assistant] You know, where are people at? Where are people on the internet?


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[Assistant] I'm sure Henry Rugg feels terrible, and yes, I'm sure he does need to be, know that, hey listen, you're gonna be punished and things will happen but


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[Assistant] You're not the worst person that ever lived. He needs someone, he needs some of that. But, if you're the family of that woman.


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[Assistant] What are you thinking right now? You need to be comforted just as much, more so, cause now your, your relative is gone now.


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[Assistant] We know this, sometimes it can get very awkward with your friends. No, I'm fine, no, I can- NO!


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[Assistant] Okay, let it get awkward. Sometimes it needs to be awkward. Sometimes letting it get awkward is what can save a life. So, listen, next time your friend says, no, I'm fine, I can drive, make it awkward. Okay? Yeah.


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[Assistant] What are we thinking about 36 year old Adrian Peterson coming back into the National Football League? What are our thoughts?


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[Assistant] Dallas Cowboys successful win with a backup quarterback named Cooper Rush. Y'all said we were losing to the Vikings. Tom!


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[Assistant] Did you see that catch by Amari Cooper? Oh my gosh. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] You learn after the fact that C.D. Lamb was lobbying Amari Cooper to throw the ball to C.D. instead, and Amari Cooper said, you thought, you thought that was gonna happen. Give me the ball. He goes out, catches it, game over, let's go home boys.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, Randy Gregory hits this man in bounds penalty. Randy Gregory makes a tackle on the QB.


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[Assistant] He pulls someone off a pile. 15 yard penalty. Back to back to back. What are you? Come on now. Refs. It was garbage.


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[Assistant] What did you guys get for compensation?


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[Assistant] Would any of you guys have done that same trade for your team right now? Second and third for Vaughn Miller? Vaughn Miller.


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[Assistant] I'm saying, Aaron Rodgers is out for two weeks. Jordan Love has a 158.3 QB rating, four touchdowns, 400 yards both games. Aaron Rodgers comes back


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[Assistant] We are sitting at a clean $34.99, I appreciate all of you. Not bad, not bad. You didn't get a shutout, okay. Uh, perma? Yes.


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[Assistant] Cut. Oh, pre-cut into the toupee, the Dallas Cowboys star. This could be, I could be dreaming now. I don't know if they have these.


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[Assistant] Chat, what are we thinking? If you are for the one star, type one in the comments right now.


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[Assistant] If you're not, maybe something else, type 2, and if you're just here so you won't get fined, threes. I agree with that. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Have to do that. Guys, make sure you guys come back next week, Thursday, 5pm Eastern, for the reveal.


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[Assistant] Oh, I can't reveal that. That's a T. Come back, gotta watch the video to find out. You cursed anyone?


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[Assistant] Scooter, so I've been hearing a ton about non-fungible tokens. I know that's what you're going on for. Explain it to me in the best way you can what they are.


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[Assistant] Dude, I already did that in January. I tried myself to sleep for like three nights straight.


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[Assistant] I mean I have my own equatorial pull around my fat ass, but that's really about it.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, they're gonna rehabilitate Mitch Trubisky and then I'll be back in a Bears uniform in about two or three years.


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[Assistant] What are we doing? Ooh, this is actually a bit of a torn one. It depends on how they use Pat Pete. If they use him as a number one corner, that is a definite roast. He's not a number one corner anymore. If they're using him as a number two or a nickel corner.


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[Assistant] I'd say toasted, it's not a bad option for a year or two. I just don't know how he's going to fit in their scheme. So, I'm gonna do a slight lean to roast. But, faint toasting. Ooh, well so I'll lean roast.


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[Assistant] They signed, uh, Trey Hendrickson to replace Carl Lawson. They did sign Mike Hilton, which I liked. I mean, he's a good corner, especially like he's a jack-of-all-trades sort of guy. I think he might do well in licensing.


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[Assistant] I am roasting this bad boy. You wanna know why? Because AJ Green, unfortunately, has fallen off the past couple years. All I remember is in that interception, I think it was against, uh,


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[Assistant] I forget who it was, Baltimore? A.J. Green's just in there like, huh?


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[Assistant] They bring in Matt Prater, they bring in A.J. Green, J.J. Wada, I'm 22 million guaranteed, and they also have, I think, uh, Rodney Hudson, who I really like, I don't want the Steelers to get, but most of those guys are over 30. They're gonna be in walkers in about five years.


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[Assistant] Okay, we'll do more roast or toast. Everyone to the New England Patriots. Roast or toast. You know what?


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[Assistant] That is true. They are going to exhume Aaron Hernandez from the grave and he will fill into a three-tide insight.


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[Assistant] Uh, if only for like a year maybe. Yeah, like didn't they make it to the Super Bowl?


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[Assistant] Because quite frankly, Cam Newton, watching him throw last year was sad.


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[Assistant] Like, it's nothing against me with Cam Newton, it's just, his shoulder is just so jacked from the surgery. Like, he's had to redo his throwing motion, it feels like he's laboring every time he throws it. He still has the athleticism.


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[Assistant] I still think Belichick has a few tricks up his sleeve, especially with how, I mean, I think they might trade up for quarterback in the draft if they like somebody, like say, uh, Trey Lance or, I mean,


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[Assistant] I feel like that is more for...


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[Assistant] I wanna say something involving, um, a position?


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[Assistant] But dear God, if somebody does a little toot toot in that little thing,


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[Assistant] That would be catastrophic. This is a real fashion show, guys. Yes, uhm, and that's why we call them fashion shows, because nobody worth a lick will wear that sort of thing.


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[Assistant] It's like, I want a 69 my girl, but I don't want to actually go to the bedroom to do it. How do I do that?


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[Assistant] I'm kinda not that good about it because I feel like Ben's at the point where he's, he's not a starting caliber quarterback anymore, but they brought him back.


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[Assistant] I probably, I mean, with the cap, there's no way you're gonna get like a legitimate option. Like, I would love Deshaun Watson or Matt Stafford. That ain't happening because of the cap. We've already lost Mike Hilton, which is a rough blow for the defense. Bud Dupree, he got signed by the Titans. I mean, he got paid a lot of money though.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I mean, you've lost a lot of free agents in the offensive line. The only players you've signed are Cam Sutton, which is pretty huge, and Zach Banner.


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[Assistant] And Juju's probably gone too, just because of the cap. So.


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[Assistant] I'd say it's polarizing. I feel like a lot of people, like, are really irked by, like, the personality, the TikTok. It's kind of like a distraction. The thing with me, it's not the dancing, it's him doing it on the midfield logo.


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[Assistant] Like if he does it on the 20, I don't care. I don't think many people do care. It's just doing it on the midfield logo before the games. I think it shows disrespect to your opponent.


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[Assistant] Low over 10 years ago, his name was Anthony Smith, safety out of Syracuse. He, before we played the New England Patriots, he would boast that he was going to shut down Tom Brady and his entire receiving court. He got burned for three straight touchdowns.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, that's the kind of karma that probably I'd be dealing with too.


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[Assistant] No, I think he's gonna be probably a jet or maybe, I don't know, you think a charger maybe? Or something in a bigger market.


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[Assistant] That I feel like Juju will take like a one year proof of deal. So not a Charger.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say Rodney Hudson, but unfortunately he's been, uh, filled up already. I would go for, hm, Eric Fisher, unfortunately he has the Achilles injury, I don't know if he's gonna be able to play. Uh, I would go something offensive line because that's the biggest need. So probably, uh, Mitchell Swartz wouldn't be a bad one, uhm,


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[Assistant] I like most of the good offensive linemen I want to sign are gone. So probably Mitchell Swartz.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I'm doing right now. I don't know what.


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[Assistant] So communism only supports the one in the center, which actually is a good idea of what communism, or communism, truly is.


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[Assistant] To bandage somebody's hand, use a roller bandage. Place the bandage on the inside of the wrist, just below the thumb. Wrap the bandage straight around the wrist twice.


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[Assistant] Then wrap the bandage from the inside of their wrist diagonally across the back of their hand up to the nail of their little finger.


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[Assistant] Straight across underneath the fingers and diagonally back across the back of their hand to the outside of their wrist. Pass the bandage under their wrist and repeat. Diagonal over the back of the hand, across the fingers and back again.


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[Assistant] But each time, only cover about two thirds of the previous layer.


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[Assistant] Each new layer should be covering a third of new skin. Make sure you leave the tips of their fingers peeking through.


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[Assistant] Once you've covered the whole of the hand, wrap the bandage straight around the wrist a couple of times and secure with a pin or tape.


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[Assistant] Check the circulation, squeeze the fingernail for five seconds.


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[Assistant] When you let go, if the colour doesn't come back within two seconds, it means the bandage is too tight and you need to loosen it a little bit. Keep checking the circulation every ten minutes.


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[Assistant] So remember, when applying a hand bandage, use a roller bandage. Make sure the bandage extends far beyond the injury site to ensure an even pressure is applied to the wound.


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[Assistant] And I'm Mikey McNuggets. We're not just picking the Cavs magic series. We're picking all the NBA first round series to tell you who will be advancing to round two. I'm excited about this year's NBA playoffs.


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[Assistant] Can the cast beat the magic if Donovan isn't 100% healthy?


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[Assistant] Well, the question was asked about, hey, you guys appeared to maybe punt on the fourth quarter against Charlotte to set up this matchup in particular, to which Darius responded, quote, we're not ducking any smoke, not this group. We're taking on whoever we get.


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[Assistant] Which may be a little contrary to what we saw in the court last Sunday. Guys, what do you make of that comment?


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[Assistant] So last thing with the Magic and the Cavs before we move on to the Browns, but when you guys look at this series, what is the Clavelier's biggest advantage over the Magic? Everything. I can't think of


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[Assistant] One more advantage you guys missed. Code changed. The Cavs are a significantly better three point shooting team than the Magic. That's true. The Magic ranked dead last in the NBA. Very much so. And what are the NBA playoffs? About making shots. Also when it comes to playoff experience, 91 games in total for the Magic. That is almost exclusively by Joe Ingalls and Gary Harris.


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[Assistant] 356 playoff games of experience now. Wow.


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[Assistant] We'll start with the one here happening in Cleveland. Magic versus Cavs and Bowyer, the only one that isn't picking the Cavs.


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[Assistant] Next one, Boston vs. The 18. We don't know who it is yet, but everyone here is picking the Boston Celtics. Let's move on, Steve, to the next series, which is the Knicks vs. The 76ers. Boy, you're taking the favorite, J&G. Taking the upset.


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[Assistant] Next up, Bucks Pacers. Giannis isn't playing to start, so gee, you're taking the Pacers in the upset.


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[Assistant] All right. Wow. Thunder versus the eight seed, just like in the Eastern conference, the three of you are taking the thunder to beat whoever comes out of the playing game tonight. Nuggets, Lakers in the next, and all three of you guys are taking the Nuggets.


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[Assistant] In the 3-6 matchup in the west, we have the Suns versus the Timberwolves, and two of the three are taking the upset Suns. Jay, why the Suns? Well, I-


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[Assistant] Yeah, where's the flag? Where's this BS here? If the NFL doesn't allow this crap, then we shouldn't allow this either. But here's what I will say. Alright, any Survivor fans here? Watch the show Survivor. Okay, no, alright, great. So there is this guy, Seasons Go, right?


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[Assistant] Skinny nerdy guy, his name is Cochran, was his last name, right? Won the entire thing, spoilers for a few seasons ago. Wow. I know, it was a while ago. But basically, used his intelligence to win the game. So I'm saying,


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[Assistant] If we are going to keep taunting, I want to see like some nerdy guy, like go in there and find a way to make players really pissed off, to give them free yards. And it's a whole different way to play football. It's 5G chess. So I'm thinking you get all the people in there just doing these little minute things.


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[Assistant] Dude, tree, it wasn't even last week, because I had the unfortunate task of streaming the Cowboys Chargers game, which was terrible, just be, no, Scooter, it's not you, the Chargers had 12 flags, it was a terrible game just to watch, it wasn't good.