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[Assistant] Like, he might, and he might turn into a good player, but there's just as good a chance, if not better, that he's cut in the next two.


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[Assistant] Uh, the video of Jokic like dancing at some club and wh- where is he from? Oh, I did see that, yeah. It looks so funny. People are so short and he's like- Yeah, yeah. He dances like I do. Yeah, me too.


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[Assistant] Me too. Alright Mike, what's the follow up on that you wanted?


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[Assistant] For any player, even a first round pick becoming a Pro Bowler is not that high a chance. Right. So I'm gonna say for him...


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[Assistant] 8%. That's what I, I swear to God, I was thinking 8%. That's funny, see? Great minds think alike.


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[Assistant] I have no idea. You guys? I couldn't even write your guess.


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[Assistant] Was there no Pro Bowl in 2020 because of COVID?


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[Assistant] So that's five guys in over a three year span. So out of about a hundred guys.


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[Assistant] Okay, so out of 120 guys, about 5 made it, that's like 3%. So even our 8% is pretty generous.


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[Assistant] Is Dak a fourth rounder? Dak was a fourth rounder. Kirk Cousins I think was a fourth rounder.


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[Assistant] I don't know what round he used. I think he used third, second, second or third.


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[Assistant] Most of the starters in the NFL were first and second round. Yea, you know what it is.


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[Assistant] A starting three? You don't have to be that good. You could be, you know, I mean...


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[Assistant] Seven percent. Oh, I'd go higher than that. I'll give him five percent. Okay. I got it at ten percent.


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[Assistant] So the most likely is G with Dewan Jones.


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[Assistant] Quickly! I need my pills! In that drawer! There!


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[Assistant] The China virus. Go on. That seems a little reductive, but okay. The coronavirus. Texas.


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[Assistant] Still seems a little problematic, but okay. Here, there's documents to ask for at DC. Thanks, Washington. You can go.


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[Assistant] We were all thinking it, I was just the only one brave enough to say it. I'm gonna go burn this. Besides...


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[Assistant] Texas didn't say no. Ain't ever met a problem can't fix with a gun. I shoot literal bullets at every hurricane I see and all I do is throw them back. Is that fun for you? It's the most fun I've ever had playing Russian Roulette. That implies multiple games. Who have you killed? It's about to be Washington. Nope!


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[Assistant] We were all thinking it, I was just the only one brave enough to say it.


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[Assistant] Hi everybody! My name is Markiplier and I'm officially back from Las Vegas. If you missed out and didn't check Facebook and Twitter or anything, you may not have noticed that I was actually gone. Because I had uploaded videos automatically for the past week straight, but I am now back, so thank you guys.


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[Assistant] So much for sticking with me in the gap. Uhm, I just literally walked in the door, turned on my computer and started recording, so I don't really have anything planned to say. Uhm, if I had to say anything, thank you guys so much for the birthday wishes and everything that you did last week. Uhm, hope you had a great Fourth of July. If you're American, if not, hope you enjoyed.


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[Assistant] Doing whatever it is you would do on a Thursday night, was it? I had a great time in Vegas. I did a ton of stuff.


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[Assistant] I threw money down on a slot machine and a poker thing, and I won, like a lot, and then I spent it immediately on shows there. I saw Zarkana and the Blue Man Group.


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[Assistant] Both of which were awesome, if you saw my tweet about the Blue Man Group. I high-fived a robot, and now I'm just rambling about random stuff that you probably don't care about. But either way, thank you guys so much for being with me and supporting me. Uhm, there- I didn't meet any fans down there, mostly because I didn't tell anyone where I was, so if you happen to run into me on the streets, I was hoping that, you know, that would happen. But where you CAN meet me, and it's far too late to know about this now,


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[Assistant] For you to do anything if you weren't already going already, but I'm actually going to Comic-Con, uh, in a week or two, a week and a half, I think it starts on the 16th, 17th, 15th, I'm not sure. Uhm, I've got another week to prepare, I'll be doing uploads, uh,


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[Assistant] Pre-recorded uploads for that as well, but I will also be V-logging every day or vlogging whatever you want to call it so that you guys know what's going on on the showroom floor so that you guys can interact with me and hunt me down and find me. Also,


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[Assistant] Because you are going to hunt them down and find me. I'm gonna make it a little easier for you because I will be at the Keen Spot booth most of the time. If you don't know what Keen Spot is, it's a webcomic, uh, company that my brother is a part of. They're kinda like, you know, just an ensemble of multiple different...


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[Assistant] Uh, webcomics that are pretty awesome, my brothers won't pro- I think-


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[Assistant] Is their biggest one, and that's why I got invited out there last year. And so if you guys are at Comic Con in San Diego, California this year, in two weeks time, then you can meet me there, where I will probably be. Then since I'm gonna be there for about four days straight, your chances are pretty good of finding me, and then doing whatever you've had planned to do with me, whatever that may be, for the time being.


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[Assistant] Thank you all so much for watching. Thank you for, uh, joining me and thank you for supporting me, even though I wasn't even here. So thank you guys again. Hope you're having a great weekend. I'm gonna go take a nap, cause I'm a little hyped up on energy drinks and, uh, not feeling quite myself, but I had a great vacation.


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[Assistant] Sorry it was a little spontaneous, but my friends really wanted to go out and they've been planning it for about, uh, half a year now. So thanks again everybody, hope to see you in Comic Con. If I don't, then I will be vlogging, and maybe one of you will be in my, one of my good ol' vlogs there. So, thanks again everybody for watching.


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[Assistant] Thank you. I've already said thank you like ten times. But I'm gonna keep singing until it gets annoying. So thanks again everybody for watching. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!


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[Assistant] The Russian officials said that there was a Chechen trail, uh,


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[Assistant] In the apartment bombings. Not proof of Chechen involvement. A Chechen trail. It wasn't clear what that meant. But it was used in order to justify a new invasion of Chechnya.


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[Assistant] He quickly became the most popular politician in Russia, even though before the apartment bombings, he was believed to have had no chance to succeed Yeltsin as president.


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[Assistant] The Russian government destroyed all the evidence in the case of the earlier bombings. No sooner had the bombings taken place than bulldozers showed up to remove the rubble, including human remains. In that case, they destroyed the crime scene.


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[Assistant] A fifth bomb was discovered in the basement of an apartment building in Ryazan by


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[Assistant] And the people who had placed that bomb in the basement turned out to be not Chechen terrorists.


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[Assistant] They turned out to be agents of the FSB, the Russian security service.


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[Assistant] The people who tried to investigate the apartment bombings, in many cases ended up dead. Uh, Yuri Shekhodchikhin, Sergey Yushchenkov, Alexander Litvinenko, Anna Palatkovskaya.


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[Assistant] Three attempts in the Russian, uh, Duma to investigate the events in Ryazan. In all cases, they were voted down.


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[Assistant] Or with, with the ruling party under Putin's control voting unanimously not to investigate and not to ask questions.


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[Assistant] They cost thousands of innocent lives, both Russian and Chechen, by starting a new war. Uh, they brought to power someone, uh, from the security services and that's Putin, who of course, uh, had no, had no interest in democracy.


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[Assistant] It's been quiet. No signs of military or infected.


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[Assistant] It was a new one, credible investigation, which shows that it had been done by FSB. All this propagandistic, quasi-investigation, just...


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[Assistant] Uh, using, uh, tricks and so on. I already heard about this story about this FSB exploded building in Moscow maybe hundreds of times.


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[Assistant] And all of these people, free. Nobody was in jail.


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[Assistant] Which is, uh, became, uh, full members of, uh, European Union and NATO, but they're not independent.


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[Assistant] Ethnic Russians under the clear discrimination in those countries. And look what happened with Ukraine.


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[Assistant] United States all this year supported de-Russianification. If you're Russian, you can be killed. If you're Russians, your civil rights would not be protected.


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[Assistant] If you're Ukrainian ultranationaries, okay, you will be in the parliament, you will be the president, everything will be to you. But if you're Russian, bombs, artillery, and killings


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[Assistant] Will be answer. This is wassuri. We answer it strongly. No.


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[Assistant] I tried to talk to Ken and he flipped out on me. Started yelling. Scary shit.


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[Assistant] Still, doesn't exactly help us figure out what we're gonna do now. We got no food, no water.


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[Assistant] It's getting damn cold, and we're losing daylight fast.


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[Assistant] That map shows a couple of buildings nearby. Maybe one of them could do the trick.


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[Assistant] Well, that happened.


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[Assistant] Nothing. Nothing. Just... That baby's gonna be hard on everyone. Especially Rebecca. And between you and me, she's not looking too good.


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[Assistant] Okay, I tried to carry her, but I guess Carver messed me up pretty good back there.


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[Assistant] Okay, look, I hate to ask this, but are we there yet?


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[Assistant] I just, I can't believe it. As soon as you guys said go, I was the first one up on the room. Like I had already made up my mind.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a little amazed myself, to tell you the truth. If it weren't for Clem and Jane, well, I don't know what would have happened.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, gimme a second. No way can Rebecca Trappa like this.


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[Assistant] Okay then. Kenny, you, uh, you stick with Rebecca, and I will check the perimeter for walkers. Sarah? Sarah? You just stay here with Rebecca and Kenny, okay?


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[Assistant] Better hurry and catch up then. Alright everyone, you know what to do. Let's be fast, and let's be careful.


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[Assistant] I don't guess there'd be much, but Jane seems pretty resourceful.


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[Assistant] I guess that's something. I should check it out. Is Jane still up there now?


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[Assistant] Jane seems like the kind of person who gets tempered by hardship, you know? But when I look at Kenny now, he just, he seems broken. Broken people get reckless. I know you got a history with him. Look, I think he's a good guy. At least started as a good guy.


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[Assistant] I don't know, Clem. I know he's your friend and all.


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[Assistant] But what Kenny did to Carver, it sounded like he beat right through the corpse and into the floor. Is that where we are now?


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[Assistant] I told you, you're getting yourself all worked up over nothing.


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[Assistant] Sounds good. As soon as Mike and Bonnie are back, we'll go.


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[Assistant] It was about as human as I've felt in a long time. I almost forgot what- Clementine! J-Jesus, Clem, it's just not, uh-


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[Assistant] What's going on here, friend? You got people with you? Where are they? You're not out here on your own, are you?


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[Assistant] What my Econ One Prof taught us was business goes in cycles.


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[Assistant] Clem! Clem, hey! Any luck with that observation deck? I was just-


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[Assistant] Oh, I love that. The funny thing about that scandal is that they got their dumb kids in there, but then they were able to handle the curriculum with no problem. Right. Like none of them flunked out. So I guess evidently the real difficulty is getting in.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but I think, I can't imagine the embarrassment in those houses.


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[Assistant] We're here, I don't know what the users are at the time. I would say about 15. You think it's that many? I have not seen 15.


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[Assistant] You know, you know. Jay Crawford might be a substrate. Jay doesn't, Jay goes from home to baseball. He doesn't come here. See, see, maybe y'all, y'all, maybe y'all ain't got fired before. When they fire you in corporate America, you don't even know you got fired. I've been fired. What we used to do was- I've been cut. No, we used to have-


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[Assistant] You're thinking about their retirement, huh? He's been thinking about him too. By the way, uh, Tito, I told y'all this was coming. I told you, this has always been my problem in professional athletics, especially when it comes to the Guardians.


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[Assistant] They've sat there and basically what they do, Tito sitting there like, they just wasted years of my life. Man. They wasted, all of this, were all the prospects worth it?


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[Assistant] And they can say, we got the best front office with, with Antonetti and it started off with, with Shapiro and Chernoff. Like anytime you mentioning your coach, your front office executives and the marketing people, you ain't got no ballplayers.


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[Assistant] The only reason they have been competing is because the division is terrible and in baseball you can get lucky.


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[Assistant] Cause Tito was always explaining it to the team. Tito had to lockstep with all the veterans. And even Tito couldn't explain it when all the veterans was getting traded and at the same time they're like, well, what are we doing here?


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[Assistant] But, he was not very good. I remember what fresh blood looked like when he before Manny Acta, uh, Eric Wedge.


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[Assistant] That's what he should do next season. That's what Miguel Cabrera's been doing. You know what he should, listen, I agree with Tyrus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't- Maybe that's it. Don't go- Don't go out like that. Maybe they can muster some magic. They got some of these young arms. Like maybe that'll rejuvenate them or something. But don't go out like this, bro. That's terrible.


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[Assistant] And really quickly, like, Bull, just to give you an example, like, you know, you worked at radio for 11, 12 years, right? 11, 12, 20 years. In this year, in this market, right? And number one radio show, loved it, some things happened in your life personally, and you were like, man,


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[Assistant] And when that wasn't, you know, you didn't feel the organization didn't support you in those things, you were forced to say, I gotta step away a little bit. And so you know how it is that when you're used to competing at a high level, and you're used to winning, and you're used to at least being in the mix, and you know you don't got that much left in the tank,


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[Assistant] They have some good will built in with the fan base. He's a familiar name, he's a guy who's already been there. And plus, I think if they're gonna be terrible for two years, at least Sandy will be entertaining to talk to.


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[Assistant] But we already got, we got enough problems in Cleveland as it is. These national media dudes will be all over us. Oh my god. Imagine if they bring Barb back. What is going on? I told you.


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[Assistant] See, you know we be doin' all kinda, uh, mixed signals and they don't know what it mean yet.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think on talent, as I look at it, I think all three of the teams at the top got comparable talent. When you look at the Bengals, you look at the Ravens and you look at the Browns. Uhm, as constituted right now,


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[Assistant] I would say that I like the, I like the Browns talent more than I like the Ravens.


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[Assistant] And I even, if I hadn't held a gun to my head, I probably would say I like their talent a little better than in Bangles. However...


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[Assistant] I'm not going to choose them over the Bengals because the Bengals have proved it the last couple of years and until, say, they do what they need to do.


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[Assistant] Aura. Aura? He gotta say it like the older folk. So, uh, so third, uhm, this is, this is tough. Now,


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[Assistant] I would, between second and third, I still had the Ravens and I got the Browns. Now the reason I got the Ravens there to a certain extent is this.


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[Assistant] They, they, they just always are in the mix. You can't, I've never seen a bad Ravens year. And even when the Ravens haven't been that good, they still find a way to beat the Browns at least one game. Right? And I like the, they got the best kicking game. They got the best special teams in the, in the division. To me. That's true.


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[Assistant] So, but here's what I'm gonna say. I'll say that Deshaun Watson is better. I think what you'll see is, if you got a vertical passing threat, Lamar Jackson and Deshaun Watson, you'll start to see the levels. Deshaun Watson will play much better in the passing game. I think overall, the Browns defensive line is going to show up and show out. And like I've said,


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[Assistant] I got the, I got the Bengals one, I got the Browns two, I believe both of those guys make the playoffs if Joe Burrows there. I got the Ravens coming in at third, but I think they still have a above 500 record. And then I got the Steelers, the Steelers to me ain't even that close, like just because of that guy.


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[Assistant] I don't like his helmet. I don't like his arms, his sleeves. He has a nasty face mask. He needs to go tanning. This man is not good.


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[Assistant] That's the point. That's the point. So we say who better, Kenny Pickett or DTR? You had two people in the fanbases being like, no, he colder, he colder. But how you gonna say Kenny Pickett look good, but diminish what DTR did? Well, if anything, you would stand out.


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[Assistant] I like Hendrickson. I like Sam Hubbard.


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[Assistant] Because Joe Burrow is Joe Burrow. He's gonna be who he is, I believe, regardless. Deshaun Watson, if he comes out and he is 90% of what he was?


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[Assistant] And this is why I'm really anxious to see him this week against the Chiefs. Yeah. Because I want to see what the D-line looks like. I mean, I haven't even noticed, like, if our defensive line was just the twos and the threes. That'd be great. I would be like, oh wow, our defensive line is great. But we haven't, they won't even play the rest of these guys. So we'll see.


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[Assistant] I take it back, as I go back through these lists, I think the Ravens is a step below the Browns.


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[Assistant] And it's a very small little, like, but I look at it, the Ravens don't have a dominant offensive line, it's okay. They don't have dominant receivers, they are.


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[Assistant] I'll give him 11 wins. So what they saying out there is if Odell Beckham Jr. is the old OBJ.


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[Assistant] All of them. So twelve would be twelve and five. Twelve and five and then the lower rank, the wheels could fall off. That's what I said. Six and eleven. Six and eleven. The Ravens? Yeaah. Six and eleven. Alright.


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[Assistant] I'm giving them, I think the highest the Steelers can do this year is second. Like if they come second in the division, that's the best they can do. I think they're capped to be truthful. They're capped. Like I don't, I don't, and I know their talent is decent. I like Pickens. They got a good receiver squad.


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[Assistant] I did, you know what, I'm about to read some comments. You know, this is the funny thing about it. If you were just to say,


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[Assistant] Alright, if they was just like, hey, give me that old Watson. If they got that old Watson and put him on the team, most people would say the Cleveland Browns.


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[Assistant] Would, because I could look at it and say the Cleveland Browns got a better roster than the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] That's how good he is. This is what, this is what I'm gonna say. This is why, and they gonna have to just go ahead and do it. I would rather play the Chiefs now than I would have played the Chiefs three years ago.


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[Assistant] However, they were about to lose. They're beatable. Now the reason I say that the Chiefs are more beatable now is if I look at the Browns roster and you say you spot the Browns 10 points with Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] And guess what? And guess what we could also do? We could also generate pressure with four people. I could put, I could put seven back. I hear you.


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[Assistant] What's the best Gram? Golden Grams or Auto Gram? Teddy. Teddy.


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[Assistant] I think he can get back to that, man. Here's, here's what, here's one thing I'm gonna say about Ohio State players, and bear with me here.


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[Assistant] By the way, I'm gonna say about this all, this about Ohio State players. At Ohio State, it is such a pressure cooker.


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[Assistant] That might be true. And then, if you don't do nothing really in practice like that, they'll be like, oh yea, you started now but you ain't got no production so this other dude can come get your minutes. That, that's why when you see these dudes performin'.


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[Assistant] These dudes are breaking their necks to get interceptions in sacks and, and listen, just, just, then people, if you don't play right away, they gotta come out early.


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[Assistant] That level of talent and that pressure cooker, and when it's good versus good all the time, that's how you get your program to be there. Sometimes when you go from there to the pros, to be honest, it's a step down. Think about it. This award is the number four overall pick.


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[Assistant] It ain't never been no time that Denzel Ward has ever been playing for the Cleveland Browns where he's been challenged like his minutes was ever gonna get taken. Not once. That's true. Not once. He's always been the best corner of the roster.


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[Assistant] If he, it's so hard to keep that fire and it's so hard to keep that thing. When he came in, the first game I seen him play, he played against the Steelers and


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[Assistant] He hasn't reached that top level yet. If Miles Garrett is the number one overall pick, you the number four overall pick.


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[Assistant] They got the, like, they got the makings of that too. What are you talking about?


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[Assistant] I thought you was going to say ranked as secondary in the league since Thomas was here.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, they top five. That's great. We top five. They top three. No, no. Top five, who you got above them? Dallas. Okay.


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[Assistant] First of all, like I will say, there's massive levels to this thing, and Judge Wills is not on the basement level of where Miles Garrett is. As a matter of fact, they could put an imaginary man out there named Johnston.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter. An AI. Miles Garrett is going to win that matchup. It has nothing to do with how good Jett Wells is. He doesn't even see him when he's pass rushing. The reason he's in the backfield every single play is, Miles Garrett has no responsibilities anymore.


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[Assistant] He just doesn't. So think about it like this. He's angling. You tell Miles Garrett, hey, you see the tackle?


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[Assistant] Go out three steps, three steps to the left of him, get you some space. Now I want you to tilt inward a little bit, get you a nice little 90 degree angle. I want you to get in a track stance and I want you to explode. Pause.


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[Assistant] And I need you to destroy the left tackle. Put your face mask in the V of his neck.


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[Assistant] No disrespect, J.Wills, I have not called you out of your name. I just talk about your play. Please don't run up on me in public because I will sue you. No problem.


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[Assistant] I don't think he was that good to start with. I never thought he was good as a right tackle.


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[Assistant] He's getting, like, come on, like, I, I, I'm literally seeing him every ti- STOP.


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[Assistant] He's getting beat. Oh, I'm gonna stop. Like to me, I know people don't want to like take into consideration that sometimes there are upgrades readily available for you or you're just not that good.


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[Assistant] Hudson ain't playing over with Dewan Jones. Yes he is. Yes he is. I guarantee Dewan Jones will play over Hubbard. I bet that. Y'all look. What's the back? Y'all seated.


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[Assistant] You know Jason Lloyd was here, you know what he would say, so you got to pick.


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[Assistant] I like, I like the dog. I like the dog, uhm.


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[Assistant] I think it looks a little more intimidating. Uhm, yeaah, I'ma go with the dog. And plus, I hope they do like a 32 on the field too.


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[Assistant] You know, Jim Brown action at the 35 or something. And then what I want is the curse of Browns. It's the curse of Browns in the end zone with the white outline.


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[Assistant] Also, on the right hand side, AFC, with the three stars on each side. So if you notice, we got a whole graffiti bridge on the, on the Browns. And you know what the crazy part about it is? Most Browns fans are super conservative.


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[Assistant] That's crazy we don't got cheerleaders. You ever notice that? I never notice that. Never notice that, right? Uh-uh. No cheerleaders, no band.


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[Assistant] What was the other, what was the, what was the choice that dingy put up? The helmet?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, the fan's design, the fan's design to submit was the dog, right? No, I'm talking-


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[Assistant] And the Browns, the Browns, what y'all gotta start doing is, y'all gotta bring back the Freak Show, which is the Dogtown. To bring back the Freak Show, you gotta have...


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[Assistant] Guys that are dressing up in costumes, and they gotta be in the same section.


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[Assistant] You section it off so that people see it on TV. When they see it on TV, that means they'll want to come and do it. So then you say, all right, we're going to section it off. This is the dog pound. If you are sitting in a dog pound, you've got to have a costume on. You've got to have an outfit. I hate that.


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[Assistant] Listen, I can't tell the difference between beers to be truthful. I was a natty like dude. I could drink fat tire. I could drink, I don't know, all kinds of other stuff. But I will give you, the high life, I've never really liked the high life after the high life guy died. I like Bud Light.


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[Assistant] So Brown's friends from the east side, the west side, or the other places? I'ma go to other places because you know why?


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[Assistant] I'ma go to other places because there's Brownsbackers, shout out to the Brownsbackers in Hawaii, my people out there. I see you and Miley, a lot of stuff going on. Shout out to the Brownsbackers people out there. Brownsbackers, shout out to my Brownsbackers in Ireland and the Brownsbackers in Finland. They all big supporters of the barbershop. I appreciate y'all out here. Eastside.


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[Assistant] Hot sauce on potato chips. That's fire. Potato chips. That's fire. I used to do that.


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[Assistant] I used to put them on sardines. That's our version of barbecue. Like, you put them joints on, like, look. You never put hot sauce on chips? Crazy.


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[Assistant] I hate them so bad, I don't even wear gold and black Jordans. I refuse to wear any. I don't have gold. Whoa, gold is yellow. Black and yellow? I don't like them colors. I hate them and I hate the fact that everybody in they city got the same colors.


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[Assistant] They're the worst fans of all time, uhm, there's a lot of them in our state, uhm, boundaries, and here's what I always say, man, if you can't, if you ain't going to the games, I don't respect you. You can't be no 49ers fan and be in Ohio, unless you're from San Francisco.


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[Assistant] President Obama has established the Financial Fraud Enforcement Task Force to investigate and to prosecute fraud and financial crime.


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[Assistant] It's an easy hack. The system's held together with spit and bailing wire, like everything else in this damn park. Looks like we're not the only ones who missed the boat. It won't last long in the open. Let's get them out of there.


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[Assistant] How do we get to them? We're miles away and the access road is washed out. We'd be stuck here in the boondocks, but those two are standing right on the main tour loop. Watch this.


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[Assistant] How long have I been saying this whole park is doomed to catastrophic failure? Pretty long. But one of these junk heaps is still working.


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[Assistant] Okay little lambs, just wait right there and I'll send a car to fetch you.


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[Assistant] Looks like one of them's hurt. I'm surprised it's only one. Let's get him to the center.


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[Assistant] I'll bet. Systems are down all over the dam park. Dinosaurs are running free. Bring the kids! Fun for all!


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[Assistant] Hey, don't worry kid. We're fairly geographically cut off from the rest of the island out here. Nothing but herbivores around these parts. What's going on here?


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[Assistant] But, since you're here, what you can do is start loading the stacks of bureaucratic in-gen paperwork that's taking up valuable space. They were supposed to have sent for that stuff months ago.


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[Assistant] I can't tell you how many times I tried convincing him. The park should be a nature preserve. No theme park attractions, no cages.


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[Assistant] Hammond never really cared about the marvels I created for him.


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[Assistant] But as long as John Hammond is in charge, the animals are going to need me here to ensure that they're treated with respect.


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[Assistant] Yes, I'm afraid David won't be coming back with us.


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[Assistant] Now, before we go, I have some work in the lab that must be completed first. Dr. Harding, perhaps you and your daughter would like to assist me?


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[Assistant] I've been working on a cure for one of our dinosaurs' nastier genetic disorders.


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[Assistant] Dr. Harding, we've done it! And what exactly have we done?


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[Assistant] If I go back to the mainland to fight for this place, they'll all be dead before I can get back. Along with all of my research. Parasaurus?


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[Assistant] Parasaurolophus. They're herbivores, generally say. Let me give the solution to them, to see if it even works. How many were you talking about? Why don't you come out with me? See how much progress we've made with them.


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[Assistant] I'm glad to finally have you out here, Dr. Harding. Despite the circumstances.


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[Assistant] We've been doing some very interesting work with our parasors. Behavioral communication experiments.


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[Assistant] Well, believe it or not, the dinosaurs told me.


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[Assistant] See that one? She's the lookout. She'll stand guard while the others graze. If there were any predators in the vicinity, she'd be nervous and emitting a danger call. But she's not. She's calm.


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[Assistant] Jerry, you can activate the speakers from there. Jess and I will set the various parasaur sounds that play through them.


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[Assistant] The parasaurs will warn us of trouble before it gets close.


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[Assistant] These speakers on the west side of the pen can be set to play a parasaur food call that will attract the hungry dinos. The speakers on the east control the mating sounds that will attract the more, uh, amorous dinosaur.


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[Assistant] Ah, those emit the danger call. The parasaurus will instinctively move away from it.


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[Assistant] I need you to activate the east side speakers, please. East side, okay.


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[Assistant] Listen, he was a wonderful young man. And I am sad. I really am.


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[Assistant] But if I let that stop my work, then all these animals will die too, trapped behind the walls that we built. You understand?


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[Assistant] Be good at this. Maybe you'll be a behavioral scientist someday.


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[Assistant] It's a broken toe. Feel free to have a look. I just have to do one more thing and then we can leave.


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[Assistant] If the dinosaurs are getting a chance, they'll need the solution to survive. I'm still not sure.


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[Assistant] Jerry, this is my life's work. These are basically my children.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna let these creatures die because some bureaucrat can't stand losing control. They deserve their own lives.


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[Assistant] Added a gene to the dinosaurs that makes them dependent on supplements of an amino acid called lysine. Without their weekly doses, they'll all die off.


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[Assistant] The solution we were creating at the lab will reverse this scenario, allowing the animals to live out their natural lifespan. We just need to get it into the main water supply.


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[Assistant] I know. The important thing is to remain calm. We have time to figure this out.


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[Assistant] We can make it to the utility tunnels right over there. We can lock the raptors out if we can beat them inside.


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[Assistant] That's right. I wanted a complete prehistoric genome, cross-referencing all of the DNA found in the various amber samples. It would have been safer.


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[Assistant] Dr. Wu proposed using frog DNA to fill in the gaps. It was risky. We still don't know all of the effects, but it was a solution and a fast one at that. So Henry became chief geneticist and I took to the field.


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[Assistant] These tunnels don't run all the way to the visitor center, and I don't know about you, but I'd rather not risk any more overland travel. Good point. Has anyone seen my cigarettes? I could swear I had some.


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[Assistant] Lately I haven't had the time. Did you really have to show Artie Bridges how to do it? Believe me, I regret it. But how was I to know how bad he was? He begged me, said it was his dream to be in radio. You know what, he should stick to managing the janitorial group.


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[Assistant] Dinosaurs aren't the only invasive species InGen brought to the island. There are lots of rats in these tunnels. Maintenance is always setting traps down here.


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[Assistant] Do you mind if we stop for a rest? My legs are killing me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, about that. It's not just the parasaurs. We added the antidote to the main water supply.


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[Assistant] These animals are now part of the global ecosystem. Whether we like it or not, we can't expect them to exist outside of it.


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[Assistant] If I tried to account for the Pteranodons, I might have affected other reptiles. Oh, at least there's that.


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[Assistant] Now that I think about it though, targeting only pteranodons, or any one species, would be a simple change. I wouldn't even need a full lab.


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[Assistant] If I decide to do it, I won't sneak around and I won't involve you. I'm sorry if the way I went about it last time upset you.


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[Assistant] There's precedent! You're being ridiculous! There's no evidence sauropods were swimmers! None!


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[Assistant] Alright, supposing there's a dinosaur that can swim.


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[Assistant] The remote possibility that a dinosaur could make it to the mainland is far outweighed by our responsibility to treat these animals humanely. They're here because of us!


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[Assistant] For you, maybe. But you have to remember, Jerry, I was here before there even was a lysine contingency.


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[Assistant] This may be just a job for you, Jerry, but these animals are my life. I can't just watch them die, no matter the circumstance. You can't possibly believe it's okay to eradicate an entire species.


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[Assistant] Let alone whole groups of them. Regardless of how they came to be here, no one has that right.


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[Assistant] No, that's not it. We should have been fine for days.


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[Assistant] From the sound of it, he queued up this last bit of tape and took off.


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[Assistant] You've forgiven me for fixing the lysine problem? Don't push it.


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[Assistant] Let's not start this again. I respect your opinion, Jerry.


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[Assistant] Although to be honest, I'm a little surprised at your lack of regard for the animals.


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[Assistant] What the? Amazing. I've never seen them afraid before. You're getting good at this, Jess. I'm proud of you.


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[Assistant] What's wrong, Laura? You've seen the flickering lights, now the steam eruptions. Something's gone wrong with the island's geothermal power plant.


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[Assistant] That's not our problem. When the power plant explodes, it will be.


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[Assistant] Everything I've read about the system says it's supposed to shut itself down if something goes wrong with the steam pressure.


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[Assistant] Are you sure the power plant is the problem? It's the steam that clenches it for me, Jerry. The power could fail for a lot of reasons. But the steam comes straight from the power plant.


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[Assistant] Yes, I've been here before. It's down this way. We really ought to get moving.


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[Assistant] When the power plant explodes, it'll take us with it. Unless you have a spare helicopter ready to lift off.


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[Assistant] I wish. I swore I had some on me, but... Jess? Something to share?


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[Assistant] The only way around the door to the power plant is that vent. And Jess is the only one of us who might fit inside. Absolutely not.


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[Assistant] A power console and probably a master release valve.


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[Assistant] We can't pump the capacitor until the steam is vented. Too risky. Alright.


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[Assistant] Looks like we press to open the circuit in order to turn the power off. Here goes nothing. Press to open, that does make sense. It does now.


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[Assistant] We need to vent the steam before we turn the power on.


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[Assistant] That was their fear response. Something about this place scares them. Let me see your hand. It'll be fine. I promise.


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[Assistant] Look for bite marks. Bite marks?


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[Assistant] Just like the ones Nima had, I know. He's alive, but only technically.


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[Assistant] He's paralyzed and almost certainly brain dead. This is the venom's final stage.


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[Assistant] He's a human being! I'm sorry, you're absolutely right.


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[Assistant] Tro- They're called Trodon Pectinidon. They were meant to be euthanized, but- What? You let them out? No, no! I kept them in quarantine for study. They-


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[Assistant] She could have warned us! I wasn't entirely sure yet. For all I knew, she could have gotten into the quarantine pens. Oh so what, I'm the enemy?


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[Assistant] Uhm, according to the terminal in my lab, the marine exhibit phones are still connected to the transceiver. The visitor center phones are- Too far away.


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[Assistant] They're all interconnected. I think I can still find-


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[Assistant] I don't know, Jerry. We must be 40 feet underground. I have no idea where we are. We can't just sit around with our thumbs up our butts. I don't hear them anymore. Their behavior seemed territorial. Maybe we're far enough away from the nest that they gave up on us.


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[Assistant] Uhm, look over here. Can you read these? Maybe, if I can find- Yes, yes, okay.


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[Assistant] We're at a four-way intersection. There are only four such intersections on the plan. Let me just cross-reference these detail labels.


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[Assistant] Okay, we just have to figure out which intersection we're at. Look around the corridors for any distinguishing features. I'll see if I can eliminate possibilities.


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[Assistant] What do you think, Jess? Probably not this one? Yeaah, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] We must be here. It's the only one that completely matches our surroundings.


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[Assistant] They look like feeder tanks. This could be a hatchery.


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[Assistant] I asked her what? They're raising these fish to feed another animal. Like at Marine World. Like the killer whales? Precisely.


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[Assistant] That's odd. My control terminal showed that the main lines here were active. Unless...


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[Assistant] We're gonna stop the bombing, Jerry. This island must be preserved.


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[Assistant] It's called football for a reason. I love pressure. I love it. No more of this. Well, we gonna wait and see and figure out what a guy know. If you ain't getting it done today. I said last year.


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[Assistant] You got the first six games, and they must have actually been paying attention, because they're actually governing, like they only got six games, and it's quite refreshing. If this kid can come in, Hopkins, we got D-Hop, if you don't come in and kick these field goals,


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[Assistant] All those, all those kickers that people drafted, some of them end up being good. Guess what? They end up being good on the second or third team. So some team decide, alright, he got the yips out of it with the Browns. We'll draft him. Maybe he needs a new, especially if it's a dough team.


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[Assistant] I mean, how hard it is to make the Hall of Famers a kicker.


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[Assistant] You talking about for the Browns or in the league?


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[Assistant] And by the way, the dude, Eric Dickerson, had 1,800 his first year. And it was only 16 games. And then came back and hit him for 2,000 his next year and 84, 85. Crazy for the Rams.


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[Assistant] You don't go to Giant Eagle and get the most expensive paper plates, you just go wherever you can find them quick so you can be there on time. I think the Browns are like, look, Kickers are a dime a dozen.


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[Assistant] Extra points were a foregone conclusion. They moved that thing back. Kickers started melting left and right. Games, games that are used to be over. You mean on the extra point. Yeah, extra points. When games used to be over, like you just kick the field goal, we done. Now that is a real play. What is the league average on extra points?


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[Assistant] And now he's out of work. Will you guys blame the Browns for going forward on fourth down? Cause last year- I never blame them for going forward on fourth down.


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[Assistant] If I have Justin Tucker, I'll collect threes all day.


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[Assistant] I'm a person now who thinks like, yo, going fourth down, I'm inclined to go fourth. Look, if it's at the 40 yard line,


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[Assistant] No, I mean that doesn't do you any good. Do you want Deshaun Watson and Nick Chubb having the ball or the kicker? I'm gonna roll with Watson and Nick Chubb. That's right.


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[Assistant] But if he, if they clear him to play and he's fine to roll, he's a huge shot in the arm. Because the one thing that I thought was missing going into the season was the speed factor. I like all the other pieces and parts, but when you got rid of Anthony Schwartz, you lose to King Grant.


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[Assistant] Who's a guy on the Browns team that you're scared vertically about? Nobody really. So he comes back and, and he might not play the first game, but it may take him a while to get, you know, acclimated.


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[Assistant] I think somebody picks him up. There's a lot of teams out there that are starving for guys to play. I mean, come on. You can't play for the Cardinals.


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[Assistant] You can't play for the, like, you know, there's a lot of teams. Hey man, I think you can play for the Colts.


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[Assistant] That says he can't play. When the ball's thrown to him, he catches it. He runs the right routes. He may not have the upside as far as speed or being drafted, but that guy's a, he's a professional receiver. You look apart to me.


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[Assistant] He's a nose tackle with no size. That's kind of a problem.


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[Assistant] Did you guys see this, this, I don't know, whether it was at, you know, uh, Kluivert.com or somewhere, uh, they would talk to Deshaun Watson, uh, about what he thought the office was going to be. They also talked to Nick Chubb, and Nick Chubb said that,


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[Assistant] Because honestly, I would keep, because Poachers, he has a deal or whatever, I don't know if I'm gonna give him another contract, I would keep Wippler over Nick Harris, because I mean, Wippler, they basically played the Juan Jones or Wippler the whole preseason, and they graded out the tops at their position.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was part of that crew. Isaiah Thomas and Alex Wright got hurt out of here.


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[Assistant] He's missed games every year pretty much. I ain't going to lie bro. He's not getting any younger. I'm going right back to high school. If anybody get hurt, Duann Jones is playing. Play guard.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine? Listen, you're going to play guard, dawg. You're playing guard today. Like, I'm just, I'm just saying, like if you, all he got to do is fire off the ball.


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[Assistant] He gon' have help from poachers either way. And like, I'm looking around like, okay, well, you got a guy that can play all them. Uhm, but I see what you said. Can you imagine him pulling and filling a hole?


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[Assistant] Come on man, he's gonna be, he's tight end on goal line too. And I've taken it back. I would like to see Miles Garrett on goal line too.


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[Assistant] I remember I came out, first statement I said, no, Miles Garrett is not playing, I would think about putting him out there.


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[Assistant] No, no, for the Browns, they actually cut him. Uhm, but he, like, he was 70, he scored a touchdown. I forget what it was. In a regular season game? In a regular season game.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, listen, this is kinda funny, we'll do this another time. This is hilarious. 3-1-1 is a good band. Can we talk about Denzel War being on a permanent concussion list?


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[Assistant] By the stupid way he tackles and hopes to end it. I remember that. It's a wake up call. I was glad to hear it was a series and maybe he'll listen to me and stop doing those stupid things the way he's trying to tackle and tackle the way I tell him to and he won't get hurt.


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[Assistant] William snapped on the podium and he talked about how Denzel Ward, he said, the goal, it depends on the size of the person.


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[Assistant] I'm also worried about it as much as the wrap up part of it, William said. It's about getting the guy to the ground. A lot of times you do it to cut the guy down. He should have cut the guy at the time right there instead of a 290 pound man running over his face. Now look, this is in 2018. We go back to his injury history.


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[Assistant] If your coach is telling you that you're gonna keep putting yourself in harm's way, it's a certain way when you got a slight frame, you gotta tackle. Now what tells me, if you got four concussions, you play cornerback? You don't even touch the ball carrier lots of times. A lot of times you on the back side, they run off and you drop back.


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[Assistant] Why it tells me if you have four concussions and all these different things, your technique is bad and you're not, you're not, you're not tackling the way you should. Especially now, if you, if you're that small and you try to put your face in tackles, that's going to get you every single time. So it looks like he hasn't learned anything.


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[Assistant] There's times where you got a first year coach and he comes in and maybe he don't think that you're up to speed. Maybe he need to see.


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[Assistant] Listen, like, you know, this award has gotten that treatment before I've been in programs where they're like, listen,


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[Assistant] That guy produces, that guy's a solid, we know what that guy's about. If you look at the guys who haven't been playing, Miles Garrett,


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[Assistant] We talk all the time, he flips his car so it has 16 sacks. He's like, okay, I get it. Nick Chubb is Nick Chubb. He squats for a living, just doing stuff to be in shape, right? He wants to play, they have to sit him down. Joe Bertoneo up front. He's the anchor up front, they know what he is, they already got that.


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[Assistant] And so he's trying to motivate you, be like, nah, we need to see something for you, dawg. Like, cause, cause, cause here's the thing, MJ Emerson over there wanna play.


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[Assistant] He wanna play all the time. And it's almost like you're trying to snap him out of it, like, yeah, you good, but we need to see it. And if you, and here's the, that's the way, I know he told this to Newsom. Look.


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[Assistant] I'ma play whoever is available over that. You think Greg Newsom is excited right now? Sure. He's pumped. He's jumping up and down. Cause he gonna get to play the outside corner now.


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[Assistant] Now, he's motivated. That, you, you gotta have competition at certain positions. Like, Newsome will get a chance to play, and Mitchell, ay, come on in, whoever's gonna play in that little nickel place.


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[Assistant] Great, Jim Schwartz saw that tape last year, and he did not like the way it was going in that secondary, and they had a bunch of rhetoric, and people was missing assignments, and he was like, nah, we gonna make y'all work for it this year. Prove it. Prove it. Prove me you that dude. Alright.


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[Assistant] I think he wanted to know none of that smoke. I'm not, I want nobody. Zedaria Smith took one of his tackles and put him in the backfield. It was like, yeah.


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[Assistant] You know why there's a reason why you don't play division rivals during the preseason, right?


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[Assistant] Show them anything, sure. And you don't want nobody going out there with a third string dude saying go get him together. Yea, right, right, right. So at the end of the day, like it's not as if, if I'm playing, if I was playing the Steelers and I was the Browns, I'm not playing Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] If I was playing the Bengals, I'm not playing him because they be doing extra stuff like you can't afford to. And.


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[Assistant] Are they scared? Are they like, oh my god, we're going to be scared. But you're like, I'm not risking it. I'm just, look, look. It doesn't mean no good. It's passion of my homes. It doesn't mean no good against that defensive line knowing that they're aggressive.


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[Assistant] I think they, I think they, uh, they got a bargain. I think, I think Maurice Hirsch has played very well in the preseason, um, for what they, what they paid for. He was a guy, he was a top, you know, high value pick out of Michigan, has some injuries, he's flashed, he's had some sacks, he's been in on some tackles. And he was great his first two years in the league.


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[Assistant] There are two things that it's gonna hate you and you gotta watch out for.


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[Assistant] The two, the three plays that's going to hurt the Cleveland Browns this year, and it's just by design. It's just every defense has some sort of weakness, right? The weakness for this defense is inside zone. So you, you know, you won't be able to run outside on the Browns. Don't worry about the tosses and different things like that because you're not going to run around Miles Garrett and Zedaria Smith out there.


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[Assistant] One thing that you have to watch out is the inside zone, which is the most prevalent play in the game. Inside zone is run more than any other play.


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[Assistant] Is that what Atlanta did to us last year? Time and time and time again? Here we go, double team at the pointer, attack on the three technique, get right to the linebacker.


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[Assistant] That's the most prevalent play in the league. However, they're going to have to worry about draw now too. Shotgun draw is going to be a huge one because you're split out wide, you'll get them field 1-1,000-2-1,000. They're running things there.


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[Assistant] There you go. There's lanes, natural lanes. You gotta also worry about scrambling quarterbacks. Quarterbacks that are not gonna try to escape to the outside.


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[Assistant] But in the middle of the defense. And then the last one is the screen game. Screen game is going to be huge.


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[Assistant] Uh, they're gonna run tight end screen, they're gonna run all the screens, tunnel screens, bubble, and especially with the halfback because those guys are so upfield, they're inviting them to get upfield. Right. So it's gonna take the defensive lineman to basically retrace their steps and to feel it. Like if you get in upfield, you just kinda know if somebody's letting you go.


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[Assistant] As tough it is as it might be for them to gel together and you give them some time, I still think you're going to see the best Miles Garrett you've ever seen. And it's going to be to a point where it's like, oh, that's that level we was talking about? Because now he's going to be in on Run Place too. Because now you don't really have responsibilities. He's just running around.


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[Assistant] And that's why they put him on. See, Jim Schwartz, when you talk about it, they say, hey Jim, who do you like? You know who Jim Schwartz likes by how often he plays in Starz.


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[Assistant] Miles Garrett ain't been seen. Kevin Stefanski said, somebody asked him, it seems like Miles is in the backfield, uhm, you know, all the time this year, and he's like, yes, cause it is. And, he's, that, he's gonna be special.


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[Assistant] I'm all for that, by the way. I always, always go by the LeBron factor, like when, like you know you good when you run, like the coach says, yea I got a system, but.


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[Assistant] It's LeBron. LeBron, I am the system, like, and it takes some coaches to get the hell out the way, like, you don't draw plays for the team, LeBron's gonna draw those plays. And it takes a lot of, like, confidence as a coach to be like, okay,


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[Assistant] This guy is obviously one of the most talented guys I've dealt with. My system is cool. But Miles Garrett is gonna be great because...


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[Assistant] Now you can, he could be extintual. He could just say, listen, I felt something here and I'm just going to go with it. And that's when the, the beautiful plays start to happen. When you, if you get 16 sacks and Greg Williams told him at one time, I don't want to see you doing nothing, but no swim moves for you miles straight rip. I'm like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, so now this year is going to be, it's going to be, I'm actually more excited to see the defense, which is crazy, than I am the offense.


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[Assistant] I gotta get on defense today. Generally speaking, don't, don't usually the top four or five defenses usually come in the waiver wires after things clear out. Often happens that way.


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[Assistant] Like Dallas should be good. Treyvon Diggs gets 10 picks and then you got, you got Michael Marcellus. Dallas was third. Marcus Lawrence.


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[Assistant] Because he did draft Justin Fields and he had one of the greatest rushing years of all time. I'm like dang. I took CJ Stroud with my last pick.


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[Assistant] It's, it's the way, it's the way, it's the way he goes about it. So when you got rid of car like that, like people like, man, they just had, they got it out for you. Like they don't, you know, there's a lot of people that don't like it.


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[Assistant] I mean, the next person up on the list, and I don't believe, you notice how that didn't say GM? I don't believe.


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[Assistant] That Andrew Berry and Kevin Stefanski are tied into him. I don't believe it.


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[Assistant] I don't. Oh, I think there's a, I think there's a decent amount of chance that if Stefanski's gone, Andrew Berry is not gone. Do you think there's a chance that Berry gets it and Stefanski stays?


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[Assistant] I mean, I seen it before with Sashi Brown. Sashi got the post up. I'm like, dang, he was the architect and he stayed longer than he


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[Assistant] If you, I look at it like this. If you look at the roster, if the roster is great, right, and they like the roster, and they look down and say we got these players, but they decide, we just didn't like the way Kevin called the game this year.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm sorry. And that's not bad. I mean, 50% is, you know. I'm sorry. Everybody in Cleveland has to be signed up for the fact that the Browns have to make the playoffs. I'm in that case. If nothing more, then if I go back through the annals of time, it's, you know, you guys gotta do something.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing. If that happens, I would guess in that circumstance that Watson gets back to, if he throws a 4,000 yards and he has a 4-12 season, kinda like how the Texans did. That won't happen.


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[Assistant] The Browns. So why do they get excuses though? Like why? No, if you don't make the playoffs, they're outta here. No saving.


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[Assistant] You rip it up and start over? It hurts my heart to say it. But at the end of the day, you got teams that go from worst to first every year. But you, us, we look around like you got the best backs, you got a good line, you got cap space, you got a receiver.


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[Assistant] It hurts my heart to say it, but like, look man, the Bengals had Joe Burrow a terrible line and they drafted Jamar Chase and went to the Super Bowl. What? Like is that easy? And we gotta sit here and have everything perfect.


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[Assistant] And so you, with a rookie guy coming off a torn ACL, uh, below average line and he got sacked all the time, with a decent running back and a solid defense, they went to the Super Bowl and was one player away?


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[Assistant] You know how much better you gotta get from the end of your high school career to the end of your college career. Some guys do though. You know the growth rate for guys is wildly different. That's the Scottie Pippen move right there.


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[Assistant] Got here? Believe me, we've moved as fast as we could. Uh, you have to ask others about what happened before then.


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[Assistant] More quickly, by subpoenaing the records of private parties that had brought actions.


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[Assistant] Dad, when we started our investigation, we took a look at, uh,


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[Assistant] What other complaints have been filed? And there were a whole series of private complaints that had been brought. And, uh, Patterson Belknap had brought a couple of those cases.


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[Assistant] I would first like to state very emphatically, we are southerners defending our heritage and defending our beliefs.


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[Assistant] Who's there? Come out!


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[Assistant] Downtown Natchez is under a strict boycott by nearly half the population.


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[Assistant] The boycott began when the Negroes failed to get their 12 demands from city officials.


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[Assistant] On the one hand, black citizens wanted the protection that our government could bring to bear.


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[Assistant] At the same time, there was a great deal of distrust.


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[Assistant] The Till Act held the promise that we might get to the bottom, uh, of some of these cases that had never been solved.


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[Assistant] We got our hands on the war bomb, um, files by initially filing a Freedom of Information Act request.


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[Assistant] I went down to Washington DC, we went down to the archives, and there was a cart that came out and just had several boxes of information on this investigation of the Warless Jackson case.


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[Assistant] We were sharing information with Stanley, uhm, he was sharing information with us.


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[Assistant] There were a number of informants that the FBI had in the Klan in that region.


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[Assistant] In the record, you would have some of these members of the Silver Dollar Group going back and forth across the Mississippi River supporting each other with these very nefarious activities.


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[Assistant] And I hate to say things like this, because the FBI is the only help I got.


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[Assistant] Please, Bigby. Promise me you won't tell Beast you saw me.


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[Assistant] You said it was settled. That doesn't mean I have to agree to it.


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[Assistant] Fine, go off in a huff. I'm through talking anyway.


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] After Philadelphia, they go to the Mercedes-Benz Superdome to take on New Orleans. And they have a bye. They have the same week 5 bye as the Cleveland Browns. So on our bye week here in Cleveland,


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[Assistant] We could also be talking about Bulls and Jay's favorite topic, the one and only Baker Mayfield.


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[Assistant] And we got plenty to get to today. Let's run through the rundown real quick. We're gonna talk about a little bit on Elijah Moore and the Browns offense. You're gonna make some 53 man roster projections. We have Aditi coming on at noon.


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[Assistant] Definitely gonna get mad at us, and if you haven't already, hit that like button, subscribe, and it's totally free, it helps us out, we really appreciate it as we continue to get ready for Brown Season. But with that, also please sub- please sub-


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did like eight and a half yesterday, both. So you can't compete with the UCSS squad. So once again, the UCSS fan base over the bullpen, even though they really are probably the same people. We love you guys all. And with that, let's get to our first topic of the day. And I have to set this one up for you guys because I've been putting together the pieces of the puzzle.


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[Assistant] And last week during joint practices, Mary Kay came out, she was on the radio show, uh, in Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Asked about the red zone struggles in the second day of joint practices for the Browns and Mary Kay said, essentially, and I'm paraphrasing, they didn't have Elijah Moore, so they were very limited in what they could do offensively. Without Elijah Moore, it took a bunch of the pieces and a bunch of the plays from the playbook. They want to run in the red zone.


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[Assistant] Out of it. And it's, it's practice. It's still early, but without Elijah Moore, the offense was quite different. And then we had Kevin Stefanski on Saturday. He was asked about Elijah Moore and his versatility in the offense. And I'm going to play his response to that right now for you guys. Steve, I'm going to take tag board and this is Kevin Stefanski on Elijah Moore.


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[Assistant] We have articles about Elijah Moore being played at the wide back position, which Deebo Samuel does in San Francisco. We have reports from Mary Kay about the Browns red zone offense not being the same without Elijah Moore. I'm putting the pieces of the puzzle together.


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[Assistant] Do you guys get the sense that the Browns are almost building their offense around Elijah Moore for this upcoming season?


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[Assistant] I'll look up the exact numbers, but the 33rd team released their top 10 receivers under 6 feet tall yesterday. Elijah Moore was 9 on that list.


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[Assistant] Why? Really? He's still on a spooky contract. Anyone they've paid real money to is making more


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[Assistant] DPJ's name hasn't been mentioned, other than us asking where has DPJ been? Yeah. In no exaggeration, three weeks. He hasn't been in any of the camp reports, he hasn't been in any of the highlights they tweet out, it's Moore, it's Cooper, it's Watkins, I haven't seen him anywhere.


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[Assistant] Who says no? I threw some trades in the group chat yesterday that you guys didn't like. They were clearly very serious trade suggestions. Real quick, you mentioned Elijah Moore and his expectations for the upcoming season.


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[Assistant] I want each of you guys to answer this question for me.


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[Assistant] To reach the level of expectations you think the Cleveland Brown's fan base has put on him this season.


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[Assistant] One was in 1995 and one was in 1980. Patriots?


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[Assistant] Right conference though, for the recent one. Colts. Correct. Ridger Wayne. Harrison. And Bull, you should know this one. It's been on your podcast.


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[Assistant] He's white, just like you. Oh, uh, Tony Gonzalez, right? No. What?


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[Assistant] The other two by the way, the 95 Atlanta Falcons with our guy Eric Metcalf, Terrence Mathis and Burt Emanuel.


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[Assistant] I'm hooking up right now, Bolt. Marshall Falk receiving...


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[Assistant] Had a thousand yards one year. Only once? In 1999. On that St. Louis team. I'm looking up there.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna tell you guys real quick. We had a super chat yesterday that we didn't get a chance to read and it is my bad. It was from our guy Rahul Ganesh.


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[Assistant] The number one UCSS fan in India. He tweeted us all the time. Is he really from India? He is from India. He sent us the super chat in whatever the Indian currency is yesterday, which translates to American dollars. So Rahul, we appreciate you. We apologize for not reading that super chat yesterday. It was about Nick Chubb and Myles Garrett.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're gonna talk about Miles Garrett later, so we will get to that. But we appreciate you Rahul, and tell all your friends, uh, to like and subscribe, because that would boost our numbers way up if we could get a stranglehold of the...


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[Assistant] India has surpassed China. Shout out to Rahul. Keep doing you, buddy.


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[Assistant] It is the night to shine. It's an awesome event. You should check it out. Next week though, the Browns have to trim their roster down to 53 as do the other 31 teams in the NFL. And as it stands today before the final preseason game,


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[Assistant] Well, we're gonna find out cause we have five different position groups today that we're gonna talk about. We're gonna get to the other ones later. I don't wanna make this a three hour topic. I think this is a bad job out of you, Mike, because it's a puzzle.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go with these five today, and we're gonna start with the person G. Bush just alluded to a few minutes ago. Austin Watkins Jr. in the wide receiver room. These are the nine receivers.


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[Assistant] If he put, real quick, to put Godward on the PUP list, he has to make the 53-man roster. Right. You can't put him on the PUP list unless he's on the 53-G, so keep that in mind.


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[Assistant] No, I think Earl, Anthony, we all think Watkins Jr. finds a way into this team, right? Yeah, we're all in agreement. We're in agreement.


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[Assistant] Next up are the linebackers. We're gonna kinda bounce around from position to position here, but the linebackers, bull you mentioned earlier, possibly keeping five?


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[Assistant] You have Anthony Walker Jr., J.O.K., Taki Taki, Jordan Knasek, Mama-


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[Assistant] Diabe- Diabe- I say his name on- Diabetes. Diabate. Diabate. Uh, Tony Fields and Adams who they signed. He's a special teams ace this off season. According to your projections, Mr. Bull. Yeaah. Two of these guys are gone.


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[Assistant] I have an idea of what I'm talking about. Alright, Steve, we're gonna go to the offensive line next year. Now, I didn't list the starters because we know the five starters, Conklin, uh,


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[Assistant] Let's just say it's nine. Just, just, just have fun here. If it's nine- If it's nine, who's the odd man out? I might cut Harris.


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[Assistant] Next up is the defensive tackles. Now I separated D tackles D ends in hindsight. Maybe that wasn't the smartest move because you could finagle defensive ends, defensive tackles for one defensive line group.


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[Assistant] Bear with us for this, this is the defensive tackle room. And there were seven guys listed on ESPN as guys in the depth chart. You have Dalvin Tomlinson.


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[Assistant] Shelby Harris, Mo Hurst, Siaki Ika, Jordan Elliott, Tomi Togai, and Tristan Hill.


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[Assistant] Based on Mohurst's injury history, and he's looked really, really good in preseason. He's been healthy, he's flashed in every single game he's been on the field. Would you have a little more...


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[Assistant] That's, that's part of the question, and then two, you guys ready to just cup bait with Bell? You guys are good?


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[Assistant] We want to remind the good people out there that if they need any browns gear for the upcoming season, whether it's for themselves, their families, their brothers, their sisters, their sons, their daughters, their cousins, their grandmas, their aunts, or the UCSS crew,


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[Assistant] They should go do their shopping at www.fanatics.com slash UCSS. Help us help you get fitted with the best Browns here in the market for the upcoming Brown season. That once again, www.fanatics.com slash UCSS.


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[Assistant] We'll get Adidi on here as soon as she's ready. She asked for five more minutes to get ready, but while we're waiting, let's do the next part of our 32 in 32 series, which brings us to number 12, David and Joku.


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[Assistant] I saw a crazy stat on Twitter the other day, and it was so crazy I had to go look it up for myself, and it's true.


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[Assistant] Do you know no tight end has ever had more than 400 yards in a season with the Sean Watson as his quarterback?


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[Assistant] The connection with him and Akins when they brought in Akins, they had that great connection. And you go back and it always seems like tight ends, cause 400's not a lot of yards.


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[Assistant] Granted, he has not had many tight ends to play with, and Enjoku should be the first in a full season to blast that 400 yard barrier.


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[Assistant] Just like I asked you guys with Elijah Moore earlier today.


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[Assistant] What statistical numbers would a joku have to have this year?


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[Assistant] Assuming health, what are the chances he's the Brown's second leading receiver in terms of yards this year? Assuming everyone plays 17 games.


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[Assistant] Gee, last season, just for context, they had one receiver with a thousand.


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[Assistant] Huh? Two receivers with over 800. Ah, sick.


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[Assistant] And that's it. The next leading receiver after that was Nick Chubb with 239.


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[Assistant] Uh-huh. No? Uh, close, state three. Okay.


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[Assistant] They had Kelsey, so Mahomes threw for 5200. So that's a lot of yards to be spread out here. Kelsey had 1338.


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[Assistant] And then Jerrick McKinnon the running back had 5'12".


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[Assistant] They had two was a thousand. Yeaah. Okay. And Tyler's board was seven sixty-two. So close. So, so close.


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[Assistant] It was Joe Mixon with 441. Hayden Hurst was 5th at 414. Uh, G. Bush, when it comes to the Dolphins, as I pull this up, I can tell you that Waddle and Hill had significantly more yards than anyone else. They had nobody over 500 yards outside of those two.


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[Assistant] Last season, if 2th Tag of Aeola dropped back,


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[Assistant] There was a 50% chance that either Hill or Waddle caught the ball. Not targeted, caught the ball. And a 50% chance of every other outcome possible. Sack, incompletion, attempt, catch to anyone else, scramble. Half his drop backs ended in catches by one of those two.


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[Assistant] No, he only had 600. What about the Eagles?


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[Assistant] Uh, the Eagles, I see a Dee Dee in the queue, so I'm gonna get to her in a sec. The Eagles last year, AJ Brown had over a thousand. Okay.


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[Assistant] Devonta Smith had over a thousand, Dallas Goddard had 700, and then it dropped off to 350 next.


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[Assistant] Ask and you shall receive. I know Justin Jefferson had quite a few yards. They had one receiver, Justin Jefferson at 1800, Adam Thieland second at 700.


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[Assistant] We do, but first, I have to tell you guys about our question of the day in the YouTube poll, and that's brought to us by our dear friends at PCC Air Force. If you're looking for a job with career advancement and great benefits,


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[Assistant] Online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. We asked the YouTube chat.


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[Assistant] Who will be the Brown's second leading receiver in terms of yards? We gave him three options in Joku, DPJ and Elijah Moore. DPJ had 14% of the vote in Joku had 20%. Elijah Moore, 67% of the vote to be the Brown's second leading receiver. And with that.


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[Assistant] Let's bring on our favorite sideline reporter, the GOAT sideline reporter, for being honest, who asked the UCFS question of the day to Deshaun Watson about the wool beanie during the broadcast of last weekend's game. Aditi, what's up? We appreciate you. And, uh, how you doing today?


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[Assistant] Listen, he had Tyreek Hill last year had an absurd amount of yards.


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[Assistant] But I remember when the Browns played him, he had like three touchdowns. He had 1700 yards and seven touchdowns on the season.


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[Assistant] Aditi, just to accentuate your point a second before my question, five receivers last year had double digit touchdowns. That's it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, my question for you though Aditi is, last time you ran, it was either last time or two times ago, you mentioned Deshaun Watson looking night and day different from how you saw him, especially up close and personal, uh, on the sidelines last season.


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[Assistant] Are you seeing a progression in confidence even from week to week in your personal interactions with Deshaun Watson that make you feel even better about his perspective? What a leaning question.


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[Assistant] We'll let Earl answer in a sec, but before we do that, I want to tell everybody that if you're not already a member of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, you have two different options to join for the upcoming football season, which we are ramping up our overtime perks and tiers. You have the Starters tier perk. It's a buck 99 a month. They get custom emojis and loyalty badges in the chat. And then for four 99 a month, you get overtime video daily.


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[Assistant] Not Aaron Donald's stats. You get coaches tier videos that's overtime plus all your starter tier perks and much much more. Uh, if you want to be a member for the football season we'll be ramping up what we do. So make sure you check it out.


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[Assistant] Jason, you alluded to it with Aditi, but the Browns now have the most cap space in the NFL after restructuring Myles Garrett's deal a day after restructuring Joel Batonio's deal. They have $33.5 million in cap space. The Garrett deal opened up $12.5 million, nearly $13 million in cap space. Do you agree with Aditi that this is just a move?


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[Assistant] To eventually roll that cap space over into next season, or do you think Andrew Barry is something sneaky up his sleeve?


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[Assistant] Make that trade, be honest. Earl, would you trade right now, if it was all for Dewan Jones vs. Stefan Diggs? Would you make the trade?


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[Assistant] This was his stats last season, by the way, which would have led the Browns in all.


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[Assistant] If you guys wanna have some fun, you wanna read some habits? Nah, I'm done with this. I can't, I can't handle this anymore. We'll save that for another day here. We'll save that for another day. I do think if Stefan Diggs truly does want out of Buffalo, which mind you the report yesterday came from Stephen A. Smith.


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[Assistant] Widely renowned NFL insider. We love Stephen A.


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[Assistant] Are we all in agreement that unless something happens around the trade deadline, whether it's Aaron, Donald, Cooper Cup, someone else we're not thinking of right now.


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[Assistant] The Browns probably won't use more than 2-3 million if they even use that much to any additional additions to the roster for the start of the season.


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[Assistant] Well that's what I'm asking, whether it's a trade, most likely this is just straight rollover money, correct? Yes. Are we all in agreement, Jason, do you agree that this probably will not be touched? Probably. If anything, maybe they bring in a kicker, but I doubt they do at this point.


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[Assistant] We'll get to that. Let me, let me close this out real quick. We could talk about G and some other mishaps on the show, but I have one super chat to read first. Someone in the chat said,


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[Assistant] Uh, I just lost. I don't know where it went anymore, but essentially I forget who it was. Oh, it's dog pound Derek, keep Jones, trade Jedrick Wills for digs. Um, so that could be coming there. Steve, you're welcome for that. Secondly, we'll get to the poll results in a sec, but before we do that tomorrow night on WKYC, the guardians play.


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[Assistant] And I have the email right here that guardians play the Dodgers and it airs on WKYC. You could watch it right here on channel three guardians dodge. It's the fifth annual give-a-thon. The broadcast starts at seven first pitch at seven 10. So make sure you check out the guardians who are fighting to not fall into fourth place, trying to save, trying to save their season.


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[Assistant] Guardian's Dodgers, seven o'clock, seven ten first pitch. It's the give-a-thon. It's on WKYC. We love WKYC. That is the best station in Cleveland that has the four letters WKYC in it. There's unmatched. I'll put that against anybody. Tomorrow the Guardians for one night and one night only are relevant again for this season. Check them out on WKYC.


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[Assistant] Well the Angels I think are just out of it, so I'll say the Astros. The Angels are nine games out of it. So Astros will be the second wild card team in the American League.


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[Assistant] The Red Sox have been co- No, the Mariners are on fire right now. Give me Seattle.


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[Assistant] You know what, I went to Europe and forgot about it, so now I'm so far behind.


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[Assistant] Braves for sure. Do you guys have any idea who the five other National League playoff teams would be? It's the Dodgers, Braves, Diamondbacks,


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[Assistant] Alright, now here's what we have to do real quick. Yeah, G's text messages? No, before G's text messages, we showed this yesterday, we need live play-by-play, Steve just take it, and we'll just react live in a moment.


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[Assistant] Thank you for the support, but we can't talk about it. So Paul and I decided during part of this press tour to make up a movie that we're in that we actually could talk about.


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[Assistant] Or doing prisoners. But it's kind of like what happens in all the Avenger films where the costumes change always, haircuts change. I remember Thor used to have like these Goldilocks kind of surfer hair. Yeah, Thor had long-haired hair.


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[Assistant] The comedy, right? Yea, all the things that go on. I break both my arms and then, uhm, yeaah, I was shooting, uhm, end game right after that.


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[Assistant] No, it was the strangest thing because, you know, I really, I felt like 20 feet into this thing and broke both my arms and I was like, God dang it.


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[Assistant] So I went on lunch break and they said, yeah, you broke both your arms. I got a video sent from the first AD. The first AD is a guy that pretty much owns the set and runs the show besides the directors essentially. And I had a video chat with them and all, all the cast of


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[Assistant] Uhm, well, I'm a pretty quiet character.


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[Assistant] I'm a guy that kinda does stuff, but I think the, there's probably...


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[Assistant] Maybe an Ultron with Scarlet Witch in that shack about the city's flying and the robots are taking over and I got a bow and arrow.


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[Assistant] A friend of mine did. Did he have trouble? And I learned that it was on a blog of like the 20 worst toilets in the world. Oh really? Yea, almost interesting toilets in the world. And I guess I made the cut.


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[Assistant] Just say, don't do the opposite of what they wanted me to do.


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[Assistant] Exactly, right. You follow along in improv and then this one I can just do the opposite of what the student officer wanted them to do. Like I was an unruly guy and they said okay, whatever they wanted me to do I just did it. So I just, you know.


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[Assistant] What are you? Do you have a badge? I have a badge. Okay, well that's close. It's, you know, it was kind of ultimately to be invested in the community of my home up there and they, it's kind of like a rented


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[Assistant] Now it's a matter of, okay, now which medication am I going to take?


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[Assistant] And half, so that I can make it stretch out a little bit longer.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't put it past you. Well I don't. That's a thing lawyers get when they pass the bar. Do you think I can pass the bar? You have a point there. Wow.


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[Assistant] The pan handle's the only part of the pan that won't burn you. I don't like this. Don't worry. I'm fireproof. No, you're not! Oh. Oh no. Smokey, help! I didn't listen!


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[Assistant] Phase, some of it was, and I'll let you go in a second, but phase is about the culture, bro. Yadi, Juju, all those people. When I want to, when I want the culture to increase on the Maverick side or for Logan or Jake or whatever, it's not going to be through like,


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[Assistant] What if you didn't have to make vlog content and you could make shit like sit down, like fun conversations, would you do that more? Like the shit I made last night where I just sat down, had a conversation with people and just fucked around, talked about shit like this, would you do that? Would you do mom's basement type shit?


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[Assistant] We think to ourselves like, sometimes like, yo, what if there was no apology? What if there was no apology? And that was a, that was a much bigger thing. I understand, I understand all that, but it's like, sometimes that apology gives people the ground to, to really start pushing and to get that cancel culture to come after you.


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[Assistant] And talking about a lot of the YouTube beef that happens, yo, it strains me.


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[Assistant] Jeff had made like a joke that wasn't about the suicide forest and it got posted online and maybe David did make one about the suicide forest. We caught it on like our Nest cameras, right?


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[Assistant] And so Logan called him out on the podcast. And so when Jeff saw that, he's hitting me up. He's like, yo, we need to get on the fucking phone. And so this dude, Jeff is like kind of about it, bro. Like he's been, he's been to prison, right? Do you know what this guy is talking about?


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[Assistant] And so I, and so he, he, we come back from this trip, we were in Cleveland, we come back and on his podcast, he had made a statement that was like, yo, if something happens to Logan Paul and his crew, I just want people to know that it wasn't me.


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[Assistant] And so we hit him up and he was just like, all this is kind of taken out of context. And Logan had made a statement that was like, yo, like, yo, if we're going to.


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[Assistant] Like, I was just waiting to see, like, how that all panned out, but like, i-it's...


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[Assistant] I feel like both, it's not, it's not inked yet. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] I see all the sponsorship costs when it comes to like leagues and then when it comes to like, um, teams, the team shit makes sense. But yo, if you want to sponsor like, if you want to sponsor Call of Duty's, uh, like,


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[Assistant] Vitaliy, I don't even want to give a free plug. I don't think he needs it. It doesn't matter. Vitaliy on Censored. Not on YouTube. Not on YouTube. He set up his own streaming platform, Vitaliy on Censored. Got some subs but then had his chick run.


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[Assistant] I've never tried them, but I'm super curious. You see me? You see me? This is me, bro. Like I'm, I'm always like, I'm always hanging out or partying or doing whatever. And like, yo, there are times where like, I'm just not about it, but I still want to fuck. Like I talked about on the show one time, like where I'm getting dragged to a bedroom.


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[Assistant] We talk about censorship. We talk about censorship on like podcasts on YouTube and all that shit. LA leads that charge. Listen, LA leads that charge. You can't say shit in this city. This is a bubble of liberal protection. And for my whole life, I've been a Democrat for a whole lot. My whole life. I've been a Democrat in the same box. Yeah. And then I libertarian.


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[Assistant] It was an email between Google execs that called Shapiro and a couple other people Nazis.


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[Assistant] And it was basically like our next step is making sure these people never hit the suggested fucking videos. And so like even the shit that's not bubbling up to the top that a lot of us don't see is happening by way of not suggesting videos, by not promoting videos and burying shit. And like you said, I'm not a Trump fucking dick rider. I'm not a conservative.