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[Assistant] Are you guys ready to play a little game of no-fence riders? Yes, we are. We got six today. We're going to save three for tomorrow and let's get to our first one.


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[Assistant] Will Jerome Ford, the new RB1 for the Cleveland Browns, have at least 99 total yards against the Titans? Two of you guys said yes, the rest said no, and on the yes side of the fence is a very angry tag team of Jason Lloyd and the girls and girls. That is the angriest duo we've ever had on the side of the fence.


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[Assistant] A certain side of this fence. The question is, will the Titans gain 330 yards of total offense versus the Browns? And I was safe to say that we are all confident.


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[Assistant] Guys, I asked 330, just so you know, the Steelers had 255 total, and the Bengals had 142.


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[Assistant] No, I agree, I'm just saying 330 may seem low, but no teams broken 260 against.


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[Assistant] And we have a question in here about that. Next though, we are unanimous on this. Well, the Brown's wide receiver.


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[Assistant] Alright, next one. We are not unanimous on this next one. And someone out here is by themselves. I won't tell you who it is. But what number is higher? The total number of touchdowns the Browns score?


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[Assistant] Or the total number of sacks the Browns allow.


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[Assistant] Tennessee's defensive line's pretty good too. Yeah. Yeah, I think they're gonna get after him. Okay. Alright, next one.


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[Assistant] Uh, Earl, take the mic, cause you are the only vocal person here who said yes. It's you and G. Bush who said yes. The rest of us are at least gonna believe that he learned his lesson.


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[Assistant] Alright, last Fence Rider question. We have three more that will be debuting tomorrow on the WKYC version of UCSS. Three completely different questions. But this one.


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[Assistant] Well, the Browns turned the ball over more or less than two times on Sunday. So it was either more than two, less than two and everyone here.


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[Assistant] What was less? Tyvis, once again, lone on the more side of the fence.


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[Assistant] We got some super chats to read. Uh, before we read some super chats, I want to let everybody know that if you are in the chat, if you're watching, hit that like button, hit the subscribe button. It is totally free. It helps us out a lot in the long run. It's a click of a button. Simple as that. Hit the like.


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[Assistant] Hit the subscribe and we do appreciate and love all you guys out there for supporting UCSS. Got a couple fast, uh, super chats to read, excuse me. We missed one yesterday and I do apologize. Anthony, who was it from? It was our... Anthony's gonna find the one. Slappy McGillicuddy.


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[Assistant] Our defensive line has been elite and they have not been, they have not garnered one holding call in two games.


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[Assistant] True or false after we break up Jason and his, uh, his love affair on the Browns. But this one comes from Simple. Why aren't we seeing more of Tillman? I don't think DPJ is drinking the Kool-Aid. I feel like we need to see more of Tillman real quick around the horn. Uh, do you expect Tillman to play on Sunday?


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[Assistant] It's not gone well. Alright, next Super Chat's from Dr. Latif Nurideen.


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[Assistant] Maybe Watson has someone on his team who looks up his name and blocks these people for him, and he simply tells them, yeah, block anyone saying BS so when he gets on his phone, it's cleaner. Could be, maybe. And B-B-B-D, Dog21 says, please stop saying Watson is the only reason we lost. Everyone has a job to do. If Jed does his job, there's no strip sack.


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[Assistant] I'll look it up while, uh, Jason makes a public decoration here. Jason, it is well documented, your love affair with Jed Wills.


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[Assistant] Chris Hubbard, correct me if I'm wrong, was a former Browns offensive lineman. Yeah, that is correct. He was not very good either. Recently. He is the starting right tackle for the Tennessee Titans. Oh my goodness. In two games, he's allowed one total pressure this year.


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[Assistant] We got one more fast read for the day. I got one more super chat to read and then we're going to play a little true or false. Uh, if you guys missed it last night, myself, Earl Anthony had another episode of Behind the Glass. We broke down everything Kareem Hunt said, our expectations for Hunt.


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[Assistant] And how we think he fits in. Earl got a little emotional welcoming the Cleveland kid back to his home city. If you missed it, it is on our YouTube page. Go check it out. It is behind the glass of myself, Anthony and Earl. One more super chat real quick.


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[Assistant] I think you're gonna say we should talk about behind the scenes stories about the show. Yes! And we did a question last night and you should go listen. Evan419 asked


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[Assistant] Coach Earl, Coach Ann, awesome. Uh, that's not a bad table. We got two super chats real quick though. This is from Aaron Snyder. I'm just gonna read it and we'll move right on. Uh, it's all mentored with Watson. He went from Lord and Savior


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[Assistant] Sure or false, the Browns lead the all time series between these two franchises, 36 to 32.


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[Assistant] True or false, Nick Chubb is more career rushing yards versus the Titans than Derrick Henry does against the Browns.


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[Assistant] False for bull, false for J, three falses, six falses to start, and this time, y'all nailed it.


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[Assistant] You wanna take a guess real quick on their yardage totals? It's quite close. Would they play 3 games head to head? Henry's played 4, Chubb's played 3. Oh, see I thought it was the same. Henry has 164 in 4 games, Chubb has 155 in 3. And that's something.


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[Assistant] Alright, next question. True or false?


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[Assistant] There are two active players who at one point in their career have played for both the Browns and the Titans who have made an all-pro team.


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[Assistant] So they're currently active, they've played for both teams, and have an all-pro team on their resume.


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[Assistant] I'm not messing with you with the numbers. I may be messing with some other parts, but I'm not messing with the numbers.


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[Assistant] Half. Uh, Clowney. Everyone forgets. He's been all over the place. He played one season in Tennessee. And I'm the one who said for years.


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[Assistant] 24? He hit a sack last week at 24. It looks hideous. Defensive end should not be a number. I mean, I think that's great when they go single digits.


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[Assistant] Correct answers. That is spot on. The Browns did beat the Oilers the first nine times they played.


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[Assistant] Baker Mayfield has 6 career touchdown passes against the Titans. The most he's thrown against any non-AFC North opponent. True or false?


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[Assistant] Baker Mayfield has thrown six career touchdown passes versus the Titans, the most he's thrown against any non-AFC North opponent.


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[Assistant] False, false, false. Anthony, you want to tell them why you used that picture?


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[Assistant] Alright, two trues, uh, two falses and a true the answer.


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[Assistant] It is false. He has five against the Titans, which is tied with the Arizona Cardinals and the Denver Broncos as a team. They beat him 45.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, do you know what team he has thrown his most touchdowns against? It's just for fun. No, AFC North included. It's gotta be the Bengals. Do you know what number? That Bengals is correct. I'd say 8. Way higher. Is it? 14? 21.


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[Assistant] Alright, next up. The Browns and Titans.


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[Assistant] And for the record, Jack Conklin was a draft pick. That trade was picks that turned into Jack Conk. Conklin's a free agent.


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[Assistant] Of all the research I did, Dr. Mays did not come up as an answer. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we have a tiebreaker question involved with this next question. Okay, cause right now we're all tied. You're all tied. True or false? Bernie Kozar has twice as many career touchdown passes versus the Titans slash Oilers than any other team he faced in his career. True or false?


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[Assistant] So if it is true, Bull wins. If it's false, he's not. Mike, don't take it. In second place for Bernie Kozars career touchdowns against the Cincinnati Bengals. First,


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[Assistant] Well guys, it's one of our favorite times of the week. It is time to bring in DJ Hazmat, who is here with his latest single. Uh, week one was very energetic about a win. This one, a different tone. But what's up, Haz?


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[Assistant] That's why we love you, DJ, because you don't mess around. And with that, let's listen to, uh, Amelia, week two edition by DJ Hazmat.


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[Assistant] This thing gonna run? Only one way to find out.


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[Assistant] You're not just some rookie detective and this is not just some ordinary kid. You killed Joseph and you shot me. So right at this moment, that's enough reason for me not to trust you.


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[Assistant] How naive. Thinking you can retrieve the box. Thinking that killing me will achieve anything.


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[Assistant] See girl, I have your precious box. Kill her!


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[Assistant] We meet again, Xiao Jun. I recognized you in Na'an.


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[Assistant] I remembered that you were once a concubine, along with the Empress. She was more than willing to lure you here.


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[Assistant] She chose to live. Her life meant more to her than yours. Who would blame her?


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[Assistant] Your forgiveness is touching, but useless.


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[Assistant] There will be no rebirth of the Assassin's Brotherhood. You have no friends left.


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[Assistant] The last person alive who you thought you could trust betrayed you. That is how we wiped out your kind.


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[Assistant] So trusting of others, so weak and pathetic. The same qualities your master showed just before I killed him.


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[Assistant] Your actions here have only delayed the inevitable. Slowing these savages will have only angered them.


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[Assistant] They will see this as a betrayal and launch a full-scale assault.


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[Assistant] Your land. You think your successes matter. China is just a piece of the prize. We will rule the world.


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[Assistant] And the box you so kindly presented us will be yet another tool to achieve a time of peace.


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[Assistant] Already out of China, in the safe hands of my fellow Templars.


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[Assistant] It's based on events that took place during the Battle of New Mombasa in 2552.


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[Assistant] But many of the details of that attack were known only at the highest levels of government. Until now.


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[Assistant] So let's see how you do playing through this operation as a lone Spartan. Good luck. As the solemn penance entered slipspace over New Mombasa.


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[Assistant] Our team radioed command to say they'd recovered the conduit. Moments later, the slipspace rupture devastated the city, and our team was never heard from again.


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[Assistant] The UNSC picked up a faint signal coming from Gamma Halo. When we learned it was coming from the conduit, we sent a Spartan to investigate.


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[Assistant] But hang on to your huts, because we weren't the only ones tracking that signal.


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[Assistant] The conduit could open forerunner portals across the galaxy. And not only that,


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[Assistant] It was able to enter slipspace to save itself from destruction.


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[Assistant] Their plan? Use the conduit to open portals for the Prometheans to invade Gamma Halo, giving the Covenant control of the Halo Ring. They were confident of imminent victory, but they didn't know a Spartan was coming for them.


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[Assistant] He received an emergency distress call from a top secret Oni base in New Phoenix.


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[Assistant] Researchers there were studying a mysterious forerunner artifact. When the Covenant used the conduit at the altar, they activated portals all over the galaxy. One of those portals was in New Phoenix, and, well, you can guess what came next.


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[Assistant] The only way to close the portal was to bring the conduit to the base and use it to deactivate the forerunner device. The Spartan raced toward Earth, but the Promethean invasion had already begun.


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[Assistant] Instead, we closed the portal and stopped them in their tracks. As for the conduit itself, it jumped into slip space before we could grab it.


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[Assistant] Official press reports refer to a slipspace drive coil accident.


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[Assistant] Had people learned the truth, the resulting panic could have destabilized the unified earth government at a crucial time. Luckily for us, that didn't happen. But the conduit isn't the only forerunner artifact out there.


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[Assistant] The lost treasures of Forerunner civilization offer us great opportunity and even greater peril.


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[Assistant] Since the events in New Phoenix, Oni has been working day and night to track down the missing conduit.


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[Assistant] We suspect it broadcast an activation signal to forerunner portals across the galaxy. Portals we don't even know about.


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[Assistant] Greetings, Spartan. I'm Roland, the UNSC Infinity's AI. Welcome to another classified combat simulation.


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[Assistant] During the Battle of New Mombasa, a minor skirmish would have major consequences later on.


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[Assistant] The Opule study today began as an attempt by a team of ODSTs to recover intel vital to our cause. In this simulation, you'll take the place of the original ODST team. Ready? Let's see how you do as a lone Spartan in the big city.


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[Assistant] Closing the portal stopped more Prometheans from converging on new Phoenix.


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[Assistant] You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. I know this.


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[Assistant] But this child walks along and every time he sees one, he picks one up. And he throws it back into the ocean.


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[Assistant] But the point here is, after that story was told, and after he went to the hospital, and after that big scare,


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[Assistant] You suggested little Alberto over here. Hey baby.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Today I'm here with Rosa Acosta. How are you doing?


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[Assistant] I'm so happy to have you here. It's like crazy just to think how early you were on basically monetizing being a hot chick in hip hop. It's very much like an established thing now. There's a model for girls to follow if they want to get into this game and stuff, but you finessed the system way before almost anybody else had figured it out, right?


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[Assistant] Right, well what was it like before you and what was it like after you in terms of like sort of how that game changed?


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[Assistant] It's weird to think about, like, back in the day, there was just a lot less rap videos in general being made, I guess, and now it's like everybody's making rap videos and just putting them on WorldStar or whatever, and there's a million, like, somewhat high profile, or I don't know how high the profile is per se, but there's just so many


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, but they're out here and like in their head, they're probably like every time they get a shout out from some rapper or whatever and they get a couple thousand followers, that's their way of building up in the game.


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[Assistant] That's real. Talk about how you got in the game in general though. When did you get discovered or noticed for the first time?


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[Assistant] I saw you with Emily Oberg and you were standing on your fucking toes and it looked so crazy. Yea, I couldn't believe it.


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[Assistant] So you went viral before there was like a real clear understanding of what it was to go viral. Because now if you have a little viral video clip of a hot girl or whatever, it might end up on the world star, Instagram, academics, no jumper, complex, a million different things.


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[Assistant] Buzzfeed's gonna write an article about it. Who was the girl that was in this viral video? You know, it's like there's such a established way that that happens now, but you were kind of early on that wave of,


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[Assistant] Something just sort of going viral off of a girl just creating an interesting visual.


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[Assistant] How did you start? Well, I saw another interview with you where you said that there are millions of Rosa Acostas who walk around barefoot in your country. Do you really believe that? Is your beauty average where you come from? You honestly think that?


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[Assistant] But okay, just my assumption is that if that were really true, then porn directors or photographers and stuff would be going out there and just like trying to convince every girl they see because you're out here making, you know, way more money at a certain point than the average


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[Assistant] Cause you have the confidence. That's kind of a problem I would think for a lot of girls who maybe just don't know what the hell is going on in the world. Is that like, yea, maybe they're really pretty, but they just don't have like the attitude that's gonna sort of draw people in. Is that true?


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[Assistant] No, his whole, his whole operations is locked up. Or no, didn't the sun get out? Do you know? Are you locked in with the cartels?


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, get in touch. That'd be cool for me if I got an El Chapo interview.


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[Assistant] Cool, that's one way of saying it. Holy shit, a chair just fell down. Laura, what are you doing? I didn't even know Laura was here. I guess I did, sorry when I walked out. Uh, alright.


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[Assistant] Really? So you believe in ghosts like that? Yes. I gotta get on your level.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's cool. Man, my house seems so boring when I think about the fact that there's like almost no ghosts in there. Or probably none.


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[Assistant] Right. So you feel like the landlord to the ghost.


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[Assistant] I would think it would be almost like a waste of my afterlife if I became a ghost and then I just went and like played with the dog.


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[Assistant] Do you think that if, that there are like evil ghosts that are doing fucked up shit to people, like punishing them? Cause I feel like that's how I'd want to co- I would want to come back and I would want to like torture someone who did me wrong prior in my life.


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[Assistant] Come back as a ghost and then take those shoelaces out of their shoes when they're asleep enough time together so they trip.


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[Assistant] So did you, uh, do you feel like you got taken advantage of in any way when you first started getting into the game? Cause you didn't know the game at all. Were there like all kinds of shady people that were trying to get you to sign shitty contracts? You got all kinds of weird pimps trying to get you to sign contracts to manage you and shit like that?


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[Assistant] So, not only are you getting like a million offers work-wise, well yea, you should get all these offers in terms of like things you could do for jobs and stuff. What did you actually really start focusing on? Because there's probably all kinds of different offers and you didn't really know exactly which ones you should pursue.


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[Assistant] Right, you gotta be able to create products around yourself, not just, you know, sort of marketing your likeness, right?


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[Assistant] See that's really interesting you say that because I've seen that with my girlfriend with her blowing up on Instagram over the past couple years where it's you have all of these dudes who realistically are the ones who are paying your bills because they're the ones who are


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[Assistant] Along the way, and like that's kind of a different relationship because you probably, if you're like her, she sort of cares more about that relationship she has with like the young girls who watch her videos, but then at the same time.


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[Assistant] They're two very different markets that you're kind of trying to hit when you're like a famous hot girl.


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[Assistant] But you did the fitness competition. That must have been weird because in the rap video world, they would probably prefer that you be a little thicker. Whereas the fitness world, you gotta get super low body fat, right?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I mean, especially nowadays, you definitely can see certain rap videos where it's like, their type is just girls with ridiculous huge butts. Like, you never, you always had a nice, you were kind of known for having a nice butt to a certain extent, right? But not to that crazy extreme.


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[Assistant] I love the stray cats. I love the homeless cats, but yeah, they don't want to play.


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[Assistant] My cat, I've had him for 13 years and he was homeless and he's gotten pretty nice, but he's still a little rough around the edges. When they're homeless for the first few years of their life, they just, they end up mean.


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[Assistant] No, I used to pay child support for my cat, cat support. When I had a, I had an ex-girlfriend, we broke up, and then she didn't have enough money to be paying for the cat or whatever, or at least she said that, so I would have to be going over there and like handing over cat money all the time.


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[Assistant] I feel like that whole conversation led up to you saying that. That was great. So how long did it take from you getting that first initial wave of clout and then all of a sudden you're in this Drake and Kanye world?


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[Assistant] Sort of like go straight to the top of the ladder of artists more or less.


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[Assistant] And he's still a little early in his career, but he was still pretty gigantic at that time.


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[Assistant] Wow. And so, did you ever end up dating Kanye or Drake?


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[Assistant] Really? Did that almost surprise you that they didn't shoot their shot because they're both sort of like legendary dogs that they're both just, they love women. They almost seem like they're sort of in competition for women.


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[Assistant] I heard you talking one time about, well you were talking about uh, Kay Slay and how he was always very respectful and stuff, but you did say that there's a lot of dudes who are like photographers or whatever who would try to pull skeezy shit basically.


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[Assistant] You have that kind of vibe, you look like you've probably hit at least one guy in the head with a baseball bat before, true or false? No, I just-


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[Assistant] Really? That works? You kill a man like that? Yeah. What?


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[Assistant] You should have to license your, uh, register your thighs with the police department as a deadly weapon, like boxers have to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do, do, do you feel like, cause you know, you seem like you've aged pretty well, but it's like,


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[Assistant] That can be really tough. Like if you don't stay on top of working out and eating well, like a lot of times I will see a girl and she's 21 and she looks great and then I realize that she only eats Taco Bell and that she's never worked out a day in her life. And in my mind, I'm like, well, the clock is ticking because that shit is going to run out if you don't start taking care of yourself, you know?


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[Assistant] So you have to get to that point where you're actually really motivated. Cause I've lost weight where I didn't want to lose weight before, and it is way harder, it's way different.


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[Assistant] What's your, what's your ideal salad though? You make them yourself or do you have any spots that you order from?


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[Assistant] It's pretty good. It's a good portion size. That's one thing I hate is if you order a salad and it's just not enough.


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[Assistant] Well, that's very interesting you say that because I've really spent a lot of time in my life thinking about how I could create a salad spot that I think would be...


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[Assistant] Like, you could just brand the shit out of that. I wouldn't want to make it like, in and out, but for salads.


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[Assistant] Is like the closest thing that they got in terms of like healthy fast food? I don't know what else there is.


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[Assistant] If Sweetgreen or Tender Greens gave me like the black card so I could just go there, oh my god, that would really kinda fuck up my life. I would be going there non-stop.


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[Assistant] Shout out to them. Shout out to everybody who lives in the entire rest of the world that doesn't know what the fuck we're talking about. Although they do have it in New York. I was just in New York and I walked into this woman's apartment and I just looked at the sweet green packaging on the table and I'm like, they have that here.


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[Assistant] I should have ordered it just to see what it was actually like. Maybe it would be different, I don't know.


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[Assistant] That's true, I don't know if Sweetgreen, I'm not willing to give Sweetgreen that. Uhm, I, did you ever date JoBun?


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[Assistant] For, like for the average man, if they like start working out four or five times a week, they could get pretty muscular. It might not take that long. For a woman to really look super strong, it takes so much work. It is so hard. For a woman to even put on like a couple ounces of muscle is just like months and months of hard work.


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[Assistant] Even girls who clearly work out a ton, I don't look at them and think like, oh, they like, look how big our tricep is. Cause like a woman getting a bigger tricep increases like fucking two centimeters, dude.


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[Assistant] Growth hormone, Clambuterol, all these crazy ass weight loss drugs.


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[Assistant] I just, when I was younger I did a ton of research into all the illegal weight loss drugs that bodybuilders were doing and stuff cause I was like really into losing weight and I was just super interested and I actually ordered clenbuterol off the internet and it was taking it for a while and that shit is scary.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I was a kid I just didn't have any concept of the fact that like you could just do things that would be bad for you. I would never even think about doing something like that now just because I'm like my heart, like I don't want to take a risk with my body for what, to lose weight faster? Who the fuck cares?


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[Assistant] That's the kind of thing that it's not even worth being in good shape unless you get there in a healthy way.


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[Assistant] I saw you saying that you know a bunch of girls who died from getting plastic surgery. Was that shit like the Wild West back in the day? Because now every girl, not every girl, but tons of girls get fat transfers, it's whatever, it's nothing. Was it crazy back in the day?


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[Assistant] But I feel like the fat transfer that every girl gets on her ass nowadays has gotta be way safer than the gigantic plastic butt implants that used to be the thing.


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[Assistant] So it's, it's, it's, what is the issue? Is the issue that you don't want to make it official? Or is he being a little sand office?


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[Assistant] Oh, they're interesting. Do you think you'd be happier with a guy than a girl or a girl than a guy these days? Like what's, what's the destiny?


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[Assistant] To me, I'm not gonna, I don't think that there's anything like, like, there is a thing that happens, I think, as a dude, maybe as a human being in general, where if you don't have sex for a few weeks,


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[Assistant] Or however long, I think everybody has their own like refractory period, but I've definitely like in my prior life when I was single, I would maybe just not have sex for a couple weeks and start to notice it really kind of making me a little bit agitated and to sort of like,


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[Assistant] Brain is not going to be tricked into believing that this is somehow more real than whatever I could do with my own hand. I feel the same way about dudes who go to jail and start fucking dudes. Like how do you, you just go to jail and like your perspective on what you find attractive can change that much? Like no, jerk off.


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[Assistant] I mean, hey, if you need that, cool, but for me, I probably, I think if I went to jail for 20 years, I'd just keep jerking off. That's just me.


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[Assistant] That's what my girl always says, she always says you have low standards, that you just think every girl's hot, you wanna fuck every girl.


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[Assistant] Okay, yep. You win this one. No question about that. No, I totally agree. Who would want to look at a naked man?


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[Assistant] Efficiency and effectiveness. I look at a nice dick. It's like a baseball bat. It's like a weapon. It's a murder weapon. It gets shit done.


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[Assistant] A honed dick, yea. A well-oiled, veined-up dick, yea.


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[Assistant] That's a weapon. That's like a metaphor for society as a whole, for getting shit done.


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[Assistant] Guys, let me know if you agree that you wouldn't rather have, just on a purely, I know you like being a woman, but just on a purely genitalia level, wouldn't you rather be walking around with a penis? The reason why I say this is because when I have to pee, I just pee. My girlfriend, when she has to pee, we have to find a McDonald's.


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[Assistant] If she gets a little bit of urine on those fucking Gucci sandals, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Thank you. But I still would rather have a dick. For me.


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[Assistant] Well, but I can control my dick though, because sometimes I'll just make it go wham, wham, wham, wham, and my girlfriend will think it's hilarious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a friend of mine was telling me recently that his son just kind of like discovered that he could get a boner and it's like really weird to explain to his kid. Cause the kid has questions and he doesn't know how the fuck to explain it. Like yeah, it just gets hard sometimes. Don't worry about it. You're not going to be using it for a while.


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[Assistant] Much of what we've said is probably wrong. Uh, what's on your OnlyFans?


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[Assistant] But how sexy are we talking because that's kind of like a big decision for a girl who's hot on the internet these days is how deep into it do you go?


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[Assistant] Dude, the OnlyFans is kind of like a bait and switch these days though because okay, some girl came into the store, she was super hot.


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[Assistant] We all like talked about her for like, talked about her for like 30 seconds and then whatever, somebody goes finds her Instagram and they're like, Oh my God, she's got an OnlyFans link in her bio. So we all just automatically assume that she does full on pornography and then somebody actually like fucking paid for it and figured out that she didn't.


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[Assistant] If somebody were to raid your computer, would they not find an epic? No, you don't do that because you're too scared to be getting out.


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[Assistant] Really? My phone. God, if you could get in here, there's all kinds of crazy videos. Really? Let me see.


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[Assistant] Uh, instagram.com slash one of the plug. You can find it in the bio or whatever.


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[Assistant] It's just part of the job these days. If you're a guy who's got a girlfriend with a private snipe, you gotta be the hired wiener.


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[Assistant] It doesn't bother me though. I like it. I've really learned to enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Judge her morality, you can pass judgment on her, I'm totally okay, I'll ignore it, but as far as me...


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[Assistant] When you talk to a girl though, who's getting in the game and you can sort of identify that she's in somewhat of a similar position that you were in 10 years ago or whatever, where she's in a position where she could all of a sudden be making a lot of money from her body, from whatever she wants to do with her beauty.


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[Assistant] What do you advise them to do? Because there's so many options now where a girl could go and do the private snap thing. She could just go and be an Instagram model and maybe get a tummy tea ad here and there.


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[Assistant] Did you never get any kind of like bad reaction from your family or anything? Did they never think it was wrong or scandalous or something?


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[Assistant] I know, I used to go to New Hampshire all the time on vacation, and it's just like, my family moved, they moved to the west coast, and people ask me like, are you gonna go there on vacation? I'm like, vacations? Nothing bigger. And everything that is there, I've seen 500 fucking times, cause I've been back a million times.


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[Assistant] But you gotta be like the, the, the hometown hero in a certain way, right? Or do they never even remember? They know why!


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[Assistant] The other interesting thing that I've written down here and I actually remember how this originated in my notes is I wrote, you at one point had beef with Wale because you said you couldn't date him because his triceps weren't big enough?


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[Assistant] If you claim to just have fine mental health, like I would say the same thing to myself, I don't really get depressed. I feel fine. I wake up pretty happy every day, you know? I get bummed out by like actual things that happen to me, but I don't deal with depression or anything like that.


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[Assistant] That is almost something that like people don't want to hear. Because it's like more relatable to say like, yeah, I suffer from mental health now. And sometimes I don't know if I necessarily really take it that serious when certain people say it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's, it's, it's just sort of like a pose that a lot of people have sort of fallen for or started to think is cool where it's like,


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[Assistant] You hear rappers say like the same sort of things in songs like, I'm fighting my demons.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, I'm so sad or I don't know what it is. Like I don't know why I'm so fucked up in the head. This is so crazy. And it's like,


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[Assistant] A huge percentage of those people, I just don't believe it. I'm like, there's nothing, you're just bullshitting because you want to say something that you think sounds cool. The same way that rap for so many years was basically a bunch of dudes saying, hey, I got a bunch of guns or hey, I sell crack, you know? And it's like, at a certain point you're just listening to dudes and you're like,


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[Assistant] You've just said that you sell crack so many times that it can't possibly be anything besides just a funny thing to say in a song. So when I hear a lot of these rappers say like, I'm so sad, I want to kill myself or even worse. It's like, this is what they always say is I'm taking these drugs to stop the pain.


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[Assistant] It's like motherfucker, you're taking drugs for the same exact reason everybody else takes drugs is cause they're fun.


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[Assistant] Because you know what it is is that young people, when you start to hit that age, 16, 17, 18, it starts to occur to you.


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[Assistant] It feels so intense. It feels like the most real thing in the world. You never had your heart broken like that? Wish I could say that.


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[Assistant] Look better in those than they look in like the most expensive outfit in their closet. That's my opinion. I always say this to my girlfriend. I'm like, listen, we're gonna go to this rap show. You don't have to wear shit. You can keep the Lululemon leggings on, throw a little sweater, little crop top thing. You'll be good. People love workout clothes. I love workout clothes.


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[Assistant] Cause my girlfriend, for a period of time, we were discussing the idea of her opening a space on Melrose, and that's what I kept saying. I was like, from day one, like, if you're gonna have a bunch of hot little girls walking in the store, you need to have a fucking giant security guard to make sure that...


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[Assistant] I mean, you have a great attitude about it because you're like a tough personality, realistically I believe that you could probably beat up a lot of guys and stuff, but at the end of the day it's like eventually one of these dudes is going to be really psycho and put a gun in your face and then all of a sudden shit is really fucked up.


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[Assistant] Dudes know what that's about. But you haven't lived enough if you're a dude and you haven't been in a really good text argument with a girl who has nails that long.


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[Assistant] But you've kinda made it in life, like, okay, you've kinda made it in life if you had sex with Rosa Costa in the first place, but if she actually gives a shit enough to try to destroy you via text message, if you've connected with her on that emotional level, then you've really, yeah, maybe your time with her is over, but it's still kinda cool.


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[Assistant] I mean I put out a vlog today, and by the way you can give this shirt at NoJumper.com, but I put out a vlog today where you can see me feeding my cat, hanging out in the backyard with my friends, my girlfriend's shooting the bow and arrow, which is her new thing. She's just shooting this like target on a bale of hay.


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[Assistant] Well, then we're gonna really have something to talk about. Luckily, she's doing alright, but I don't know if she could really hit me from a distance. If I was moving? I don't think she's ready for that.


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[Assistant] You might not be very soon. You seem like you're very pro women abusing men.


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[Assistant] Appreciate that perspective, that's good to know. Rosa Costa, ladies and gentlemen.


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[Assistant] Nojumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, subscribe. Nojumper.com if you want to support.


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[Assistant] San Diego cannabis meetup. So probably be out after that, but whatever. Appreciate y'all.


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[Assistant] Leave the bullshit at home, bring your talent, and show the people what you got from them. You're gonna always conquer, succeed like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, introduce us to Dora here. This Dora, Hot Dora, this my sister, this thug blood sister, but it's my sister too.


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[Assistant] Still about the same length as a normal episode, but it's a special! So I'm very excited to watch this. I hope you guys are as well. I also want to let you guys know that I will have a miraculous announcement next week, Tuesday, kind of the same time that I usually upload.


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[Assistant] But I will be having an announcement, so please check that out. It's gonna be very exciting. I think you all will be very pleased about it as well.


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[Assistant] But, I am so hyped to watch this. I don't really know what a-


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[Assistant] Christmas special will look like for miraculous. I don't know if we'll get some love in the air maybe?


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[Assistant] Please remember guys, go support the official release of Miraculous Ladybug, either on, uh, Netflix or in other countries, it's on Disney+. It just kinda depends on your region. And if you wanna watch my full uncut reactions, you can check out my Patreon page, link down in the description below to get access to the timer reactions over there.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was hoping the opening might be different. I guess I'm just spoiled by other shows. Wow.


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[Assistant] I want to get the Christmas spirit more.


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[Assistant] He's gotta akumatize people, he's busy, busy man.


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[Assistant] I have to say, there is something quite charming about having the regular voice actors do the songs in a musical special.


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[Assistant] But sometimes, sometimes, it's also nice just to get some other voice actor to come in who knows how to sing. Wow, you are being so angsty. Huh.


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[Assistant] Browning. So this is one of those times where she's like, browning. And I appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Gabriel, Gabriel aggress, you do not have time to be akumatizing people when you're trying to find your son!


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[Assistant] This is good. This is actually good.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was good. I didn't even recognize that wasn't her.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's fun, she said the same ahead. No, they showed us that cutout. Silly me.


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[Assistant] So we have done it, we have seen the miraculous Christmas special. I'm- I'm gonna be honest, I loved it. It-


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[Assistant] And I don't know, I felt like they embraced some of the, like, cringiness of it. Like, it's a little bit, you know?


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[Assistant] You know? But I like it. I like that they kind of played into the like, corniness that they accepted like, this is goopy so we're gonna kind of make it goopy.


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[Assistant] Like, we- we definitely didn't need to like, add to the story at all, though it is nice, cause-


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[Assistant] Uhm, cause this is, they said that this is the first Christmas without mom. So...


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[Assistant] She has died somehow recently?


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[Assistant] Or has become estranged, or was kidnapped or lost, something. But she's not around anymore. Which is odd. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't think divorce cause the way he like stares at that portrait.


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[Assistant] Does not imply divorce, it implies like, dead.


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[Assistant] So I don't know, y'all know I have a terrible habit of thinking people are dead when they're very much not dead. So I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed this special. The singing threw me off guard on many occasions. I did not know this was a singing special.


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[Assistant] Uh, no one, nobody pre-warned me of that. Y'all have warned me about like, so many things and I try to block them out because I don't want to know spoilers, but none of y'all gave me the comic courtesy to tell me this was a musical special? Hello?


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[Assistant] Boys, girls, and everybody in between. Uhm, hello? Y'all didn't tell me! I love musicals! Y'all! So rude! I... I would say my favorite song.


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[Assistant] It's probably the, the boy that I secretly love. It was so ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Like, how many times can they say that line, okay? At some point, it's not a secret anymore, like, okay? Like, even like, Megara and like, Hercules held something back there, like,


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[Assistant] I will have to say the worst song is definitely that Cat Noir song.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, that was rough. Oh, don't get me wrong. And I'm gonna forget his name now. But, uh, uuuh, I'm trying, it's not Brian.


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[Assistant] I can't remember Cat Noir's voice actor, but he's Kirito, he's in a lot of things.


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[Assistant] Ugh, Brut- Bryce? Bryce? I think his name is Bryce. I think he came back to me. Bryce something. Uhm, this is no shade on Bryce. No shade on Bryce. This is actually kind of shade on the people mixing it, I'm gonna be honest. They, like, put-


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[Assistant] Zero autotune on his voice, which I get, they're trying to make it more like, I'm a roll, I'm a rebel, I'm gonna do this stuff and be bad, I'm angsty. So like, yea, you don't want autotune on it because it's gonna be


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[Assistant] I am a rebel. I am an angsty. I'm a rebel without a cause. A rebel without a cause! Like, I get it. I get why they made a choice.


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[Assistant] But it's rough, like that is a rough song there. And you know, it's just, uuuh.


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[Assistant] And then, the worst part is after he destroys the column,


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[Assistant] Then they put autotune on, like, what have I done? How could I do this? It's like,


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[Assistant] You can't do that. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That sounds horrible. And then Blake starts singing and the whole, the whole song, the whole number is just ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Everything about it, I get- Adrien is like 13 or 14 or something? Like I get it, yes, they're gonna be angsty, like they're gonna run away from home, they're gonna make stupid choices, I get it, they're children, but at the same time, it's still-


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[Assistant] I thought it was a fun special, so I'm not meaning to like diss it. It just was very odd.


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[Assistant] I don't know, maybe, I don't know, maybe the fandom really likes it. I don't know. I like it, just maybe not-


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[Assistant] In the positive way, but more in a meanie way. Though I must admit,


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[Assistant] We started the special and almost immediately threw shade at Chloe. I'm here for that. Anytime we're sassy to Chloe, I love it.


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[Assistant] So good. Just her being like, like, what with that?


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[Assistant] I don't wanna, I don't wanna say Christmas to her.


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[Assistant] So, it was fun, uhm, it was interesting because, I don't know, like we haven't got an actual confirmation, confirmation, confirmation.


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[Assistant] That Hawk Moth is Gabriel Grest. We have not. Like, I'm like 95% sure. But we haven't got the actual confirmation yet. I don't know if we ever will. But we haven't got confirmation yet. So it's interesting.


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[Assistant] Because seeing this, his son literally came home safe and sound and he's like, I'm gonna go do some bad shit! And he gets chugs in there and he fucking miraculous is on. And he, was it Darkwings or something? I can't remember. And he's like, Santa Claus! Which is, it's...


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[Assistant] Interesting, because it makes sense why he's so mean to everyone.


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[Assistant] Because it's in hopes that he can akumatize them. That's why he was a jerk to Santa. So, it's an interesting tactic and I like it.


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[Assistant] But if it's actually true and he is Hawk Moth, what a dick. He's so mean. Causing all these people, like, angsty feelings.


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[Assistant] So bad, so bad, so devilish.


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[Assistant] I- I really wish we could've gotten a Gabriel Agrest song.


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[Assistant] I can't remember what song I made up, but it was good. I was really hoping. Yes, it's the one about sun missing. I was hoping we'd get that.


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[Assistant] What happened to my son? How could I do this? I let my son go away. Like I wanted it so bad, but I didn't get it. It was so mean. Everything else got made a song. Why couldn't he get one?


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[Assistant] I like the special a lot, as you can probably tell.


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[Assistant] I had a fun time watching this. It was really enjoyable, so.


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[Assistant] I'm, uh, very excited. I have not started season 2 yet. Well, technically we started season 2 today because this is the part of season 2. But I have not watched the first episodes of season 2. I'm very excited to start those. And yeah, like I said at the beginning, we will have a


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[Assistant] Uh, announcement next Tuesday. Uhm, so stay tuned. It won't be a reaction, but a announcement of how we'll start doing a Season 2 reaction. So, make sure you guys


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[Assistant] Watch out for that, it'll be uploaded at the same time or like 4.30pm central time on Tuesday, so make sure you check that out, cause it's gonna be fun, so.


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[Assistant] So much for watching. I hope you all have a happy holidays. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Kwanzaa, what have you, everything else.


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[Assistant] Please have a good and safe time. Make sure that you are being smart about


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[Assistant] You know, the unfortunate reality of still living in a pandemic. And you know.


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[Assistant] All that jazz and just be thankful for the time that you have with your loved ones.


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[Assistant] And thank you guys so much for spending this little Christmas time with me. Uhm, and then yeaah, uh, I-


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[Assistant] Would have already posted this probably on my community tab, but I just wanted to be state. I am going on a little Christmas break, so you guys won't really see too much of me until January. Uhm, there might be a stream or two somewhere in there, but I'm a pretty M.I.A., so.


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[Assistant] Well, I did, I had the thought for sure, but these are my boys. If they're getting one, and it's, you know, one in five chance, I gotta be there. I gotta, I gotta stand with them, you know?


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[Assistant] The cops are tripping and shit. So we left before Future even went on. Cause like, we were good when Juice was there, but then Juice left as soon as he was done because he has to go to Vegas. Which is actually where I'm going tomorrow. But, anyway. Camera's dying in... 3 minus 20 seconds.


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[Assistant] Camera's dying. Cops running up on us. Can't smoke weed out here because the cops will shoot you dead. Ah, it's alright. Like and subscribe.


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[Assistant] You do not appear to be a Satan. Did Havoc send you?


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[Assistant] I have been trying to sabotage this facility, but thus far the invaders have foiled my plans.


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[Assistant] If you could reduce their numbers, I would have an easier time crippling their pumps. I will try. Where are they now? There is an invader in each of the four corners of the facility. I will meet you here when I am finished dealing with them.


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[Assistant] You have done it! You have converted the Satan Guardsman to the waves of chaos! Havoc will be most pleased. He waits for you in the town to the south.


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[Assistant] Greetings, stranger. I search for experienced fighters to take part in a... competition.


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[Assistant] What is this contest you speak of? I am Shang Tsung. My Mortal Kombat tournament will begin soon on my island fortress. Only the best will be allowed to enter.


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[Assistant] Is that so? Then it seems I will have to test the great Shu Jinko. You are most welcome to compete, but only if you can prove that you are worthy of such an honor.


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[Assistant] Most impressive, Shuchinko. You are indeed worthy to compete in the Mortal Kombat tournament. I will enjoy consuming your soul when you lose.


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[Assistant] There is little in this realm that escapes my attention, though I must admit I was surprised to learn that he had survived our previous encounter.


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[Assistant] Return to him and inform him that he is welcome to face me on my island in the lost sea. The tournament is fast approaching, however.


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[Assistant] He must hurry if he wishes to fulfill his quest for revenge.


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[Assistant] I'll find them. Wait here. Hide.


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[Assistant] The code. Give me it, or get ready to hurt.


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[Assistant] Whew, that was unpleasantly cold.


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[Assistant] Raiden? Raiden! Lieutenant, I need you to take a team to Fort Charles. Check in with Raiden and report back.


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[Assistant] I had responsibilities. Sorry you couldn't be the center of attention.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll cut to the chase. I need your help.


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[Assistant] Listen, I get why you didn't want Jackie joining SF. Why you retired. I mean...


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[Assistant] If I had to live with memories of being one of Quan Chi's thugs, I would have eaten a gun a long time ago.


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[Assistant] And we've gotten word from Serena that Quan Chi has resurfaced in the nether realm.


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[Assistant] We need you, Jax. Help me capture Quan Chi. None of us is safe if he gets near that amulet.


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[Assistant] Outworld, with Cassie's team recovering the amulet.


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[Assistant] Master Hasashi, I hadn't received word you were coming.


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[Assistant] Just knowing how the Pauls are, like I wouldn't put it past them to be like, give him a quarter million dollars to show up and then make two Instagram posts.


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[Assistant] And I've seen it in person before, no one was recording it, but I was at VidCon, I was standing next to a former Viner, you know, during that, during that invasion where they were coming in, basically YouTube like-


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[Assistant] YouTube saw them like, like free agents that they could grab for cheap. You know, like let's keep them happy, let's throw traffic and money out and make sure that this is their new job. At least that's how it looked.


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[Assistant] And no one other than Juice WRLD liked seeing that conversation. Because what that implies is like, we're not all playing the same game. Some people are getting a boost.


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[Assistant] I wanna do a series that really breaks down like how effective influencer marketing is.


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[Assistant] They're gonna buy this makeup. They're gonna buy this makeup. I think you might single-handedly kill YouTuber palettes forever.


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[Assistant] They're, they're willing to take the hate from everyone outside of their core fan base to drive me- media attention. Right. You know, they'll do something to piss everybody off, so it's like...


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[Assistant] Like you can see that Tana and Ricegum and the Pauls, they've all made that decision where like, I'm gonna do something so outrageous that, that any passerby will hate this, but my people will get it's a joke. And like, I don't know, that, are you saying you live with that every day? Like,


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[Assistant] I'm okay with people, I want a lot of people to hate what I'm doing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so when I was researching the legality of his advertising, one of the things I kept


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[Assistant] Uh, finding out like over and over was that networks take it very seriously who the stated demographic is for their shows and they'll even, uh,


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[Assistant] They'll make sworn statements that lean higher towards what the targeted demographic is for like Power Rangers or something like that. They'll say this is intended for ages, you know, 13 and up.


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[Assistant] There are stricter rules for once you say that I'm making this content for 12 and under, and each, it's a self-reporting system from what I understand, so every, every children's show, the network has to say,


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[Assistant] I chuckled at was to see that Jake Paul was admitting that I'm making content for eight-year-olds because he's just put himself in a category of content that has very strict regulations.


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[Assistant] I wasn't saying at the time that Jake Paul was breaking existing laws.


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[Assistant] Regulators basically just had to take an interest and they, they started regulating your onramps into Bitcoin. So, you know, the money you take from the bank and you try to buy Bitcoin with, they have the banks looking out for that.


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[Assistant] And then also coming up with your own stock markets and doing uhm, what do they call that, when you raise uhm,


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[Assistant] When you're raising equity for a launch of a stock, what is that called?


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[Assistant] Look at what the close laws are, because those are probably going to be the ones that clamp down on you.


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[Assistant] So if we have to, you know, submit our stuff to a standards and practices at YouTube eventually, that's a really dark scenario. I don't want that, you know. So part of what I was doing with calling out Jake Paul was I was


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[Assistant] I'm trying to appeal to him like, hey, scale this back a little bit. Like, this is so far off of what's legal on television that don't ruin this for everybody, including yourself, you know, and I don't know that he ever has, and now YouTube and the FTC are gonna force him to.


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[Assistant] The lyrics of that song violated, uh, pester power laws in the UK. Like, you're not allowed to tell...


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[Assistant] Now that they've pulled public likes away, sponsors aren't going to be able to verify the engagement you're getting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's this movement that's happening in big tech now where it seems like they're trying to increase quality of life of all the people who have got addicted to these apps. Like they're starting to get a conscience about it.


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[Assistant] We've talked about some of the, like, the unintended consequences of them taking the likes away. It might be that people will post things that they know will not get that much clout.


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[Assistant] And we've talked about their, their public reason for why they're doing this. It might be to improve the kids' lives and reduce bullying, but everything comes down to money. Do you think that this really comes down to Twitter and Instagram and maybe eventually YouTube looking at the untapped market of influencers and integrations and trying to like,


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[Assistant] Weaken the influencer. Slowly. You know? Don't you think they'd probably look at this like, wow, what an enormous pie that we're getting no slice out of.


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[Assistant] I'm not totally good with that. It just seems to be the way it, it, it...


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[Assistant] Plays out. You know, I'll tell myself, I'm gonna get this video done in ten days. Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do research for two or three days. I'm gonna write.


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[Assistant] On the fourth day, and then I'm gonna shoot on the fifth day, and then I'm gonna edit this thing in five days, and then the editing usually ends up


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[Assistant] Taking a month, you know, it'll stretch out. I'll just, you know, we'll think of someone who's like the perfect person to loop in for a collab and then we're waiting on them to deliver their part of the content and, you know.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I'll shoot and edit way more than I needed, like the...


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[Assistant] The uhm, the Daddy of Five trilogy was meant to be one video, and it accidentally would have been a two hour video. And then the fact that Philip DeFranco came out, dropped the story about, hey, this channel is abusive. I had to kind of just...


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[Assistant] Go with what I had edited already. So I did like part one and that was 45 minutes and then I finished editing the rest and it was part two and three.


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[Assistant] So I'll over, I'll like over shoot and over edit.


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[Assistant] Same thing happened with Sniper Wolf and Jake Paul. Those videos had a part two to them because there was extra shit I didn't talk about.


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[Assistant] Like with Jake Paul, it just played out perfectly that Shane Dawson called him out on that in the end of the series. So we were able to, and then Jake denied that he knew he was advertising to kids. So we were able to be like, oh, I've got this chapter that's already nearly done. It was sitting around where we proved that


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[Assistant] I have always wanted to tell you how much I like that series where you go over the, uh, crappy, what do you call it, cringy SoundCloud rappers. I love that series.


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[Assistant] Oh, so it's like whittling down an enormous list and curating it into the top five. Well, with the one, the Cringe Hall of Fame, I mean, like, I remember who those people are forever. There's the so-so anti-social guy. He's great. That song is like, low-key pretty good.


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[Assistant] I think, I remember, I remember now, uh, the answer to your question you asked earlier, like how did we meet? How did we become familiar with each other? It was because people who...


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[Assistant] People who watched him watched me. So like, we kept getting grouped in tweets of people recommending my favorite channels and be like, I like Wang and I like Nerd City. And when that happens, I'll check out who the similar channel is and often times I'll like them too. Yeah. Like, I think I got turned on to, to Wang's content when he was at like,


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[Assistant] Maybe 30,000 subs a while back, but it's such a, it's such a good series idea, Tales from the Internet, you know, because like we need that service of the, of like a good, good natured documentation of early internet stories.


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[Assistant] The heavy research angle. You know, kind of like recap some things that, you know, are more publicly available and you'll do like the deep dive.


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[Assistant] You know, you know you've got a good series when your viewers are telling you what your next one should be on. And I know that, I know that Justin gets a lot of recommendations like, yo, make one about lonely girl, make one about whatever. Like you, you have a back catalog of viewer suggested ideas going forever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I thought that's who it was and I was meeting him at VidCon for the first time.


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[Assistant] You don't want to ask, are you some black guy? Because if he's not, that's a really rude question. But I mean, it's technically correct.


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[Assistant] There's some level of masochism there, like, I don't, uh, jump out of bed in the morning excited to watch, you know, 300 hours of Jake Paul content and then time stamp things that are, like, ridiculous, but...


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[Assistant] You know, once you get that done, you start compiling that, sorting it into, you know, themes.


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[Assistant] We have some, we have some researchers, I should say shout out to them, like Domina and Ryan, they'll help me pound through, you know, the hundreds of hours of whatever topic we're doing.


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[Assistant] If we have like, uh, I'll watch a bunch of the content and get sort of a general idea of what we're looking for, but then sometimes you just let the content lead you towards like, oh I had no idea they were doing this, so why don't we, you know, follow that and pull on that string and see what happens.


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[Assistant] He heard Andy. He heard Andy. Probably because he's a Greek Andy.


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[Assistant] In the early days of Meme, it wasn't, no one was sure whether it was Mei Mei or Meme, remember? I remember. Like, Get First Jif. It's settled on Meme now, but I think back then, uh, Richard Dawkins even called it a Mei Mei, didn't he? Or a Mei?


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[Assistant] One of the, one of the hard questions I ask myself about, about


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[Assistant] Uh, the Paul brothers when I was going through that content is like, why, why do I respect jackass?


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[Assistant] Like, why did I like that and then not like any of this? Isn't it kinda similar?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I completely agree with that. I've had that same moment and I've showed that to people before like, you know, undeniably, like there's a couple of chuckles in this. Yeah, and thinking about it though, that very


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[Assistant] That Tom Green slutmobile skit is still an all time favorite for me. Painted the hood of his parents car with the lesbian dating


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[Assistant] Yeah, he almost got killed with that one. The guy chased him with a hammer. Do you remember undercutters pizza? He would follow a pizza delivery guy around and then try to sell a pizza for cheaper while figuring out what the toppings were at the door. He would undercut the price and that really angered one customer and he chased him off the property with a hammer.


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[Assistant] Like really regularly to try and understand the community. It was a period where almost all of the big names, all the funny people were doing references to Nazi stuff and Hitler jokes because that was the new, that was the new, uh,


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[Assistant] The first generation to have not had grandparents to where this was personal to or like, you know, there was nothing for them to make them...


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[Assistant] Eventually being accused of being dog whistling the alt right, and that's totally not what he was doing.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. That's one of the really frustrating things about YouTube is not knowing, like the mystery of, the mystery of is this word like dildo okay to say?


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[Assistant] The reason that I think that'll never happen is, uh, YouTube can't insert themselves as the middle man without taking responsibility for what you've published. They become the publisher. But it's like, the safe harbor provisions of the DMCA require that, uh, that you are not sitting in the middle.


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[Assistant] I'm so overwhelmed, we as a platform are so overwhelmed with uploads that we can't, uh, we can't realistically be checking all of these, so we basically have to be a service that allows people to publish wildly.


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[Assistant] And that's obviously getting YouTube in trouble with advertisers be- through the media giving them negative attention when they can get a gotcha moment of a- like a racist video paired with a Coca-Cola ad, you know. So then YouTube kinda has to play this game where they're using AI to be that middleman but pretending there's nothing there.


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[Assistant] So the AI sucks at that, and they'll let something through that flaggers, you know, like, when you set something live, your viewers then can hit report if they think there's something inappropriate there. And now suddenly you're getting a human reviewer where before you didn't. So it goes from like machine learning said it's okay, and now let's see what a person thinks.


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[Assistant] And you'll fail the person, but be good with the robot. You know, they can't put that person in the middle.


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[Assistant] I've stopped even counting on getting any AdSense at all, I just assume that I won't. Really? Because it's that bad? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I'll run strings of demonetized videos of like five, six in a row. Wow. And won't know why.


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[Assistant] That's like a year for you too. And uh, the last, the last video YouTube rated it X. I got an X rating.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's rare. It's worse than MA. It's, uh, CeeLo did the math on, uhm,


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[Assistant] Like what percentage of videos were rated X when he was looking through the data and it's something like 0.15% of videos are rated X. So someone from YouTube rated that to try and suppress it.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty upset about that rating. I feel like that's a really underhanded way to suppress the video. Because usually an X rating would be paired with an age restriction. So like, if something, an X rating would normally be triggered by like, puke.


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[Assistant] Nudity or gore. Not just for saying the word gay in the beginning of the video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess that came down to a judgment call, someone at YouTube deciding whether the weed was incidental to the content or the focus of the content. But no one knew that weed was even going to be a prohibited topic because where those people live, they're following the laws of their state.


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[Assistant] Chad did, Chad did that. Anything for views would drink to the point of vomiting and then keep drinking on Twitch.


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[Assistant] Do you think puke, puke genre is over? Cause vomit cake just got deleted.


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[Assistant] Twitter works in this weird way where like, uh, you're almost, I think like, you have a threshold of how many likes you can get.


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[Assistant] So it's like, you'll hit that 20,000 likes wall and then maybe that's the first moment that a human curator from Twitter looks at your tweet and says like, is this something we want to push to all timelines and people who are like follow, followers of you? And if you pass that, then you go to the next.


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[Assistant] And then it's like, and then you can get the hundred thousand like tweets, you know, but haven't you noticed you hit a wall of something around 20,000, 30,000?


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[Assistant] If Donald Trump says something that's like particularly humorous, or like a well-crafted tweet, and I begrudgingly like it, I hear about that. People will be like, why did you throw this in my timeline? I hate Donald Trump. You gotta be careful what you like, or you end up fighting about it.


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[Assistant] They've got a real uphill battle with Twitter, like they're, they can post more explicit stuff on Twitter than they can on Instagram, but then no one wants to publicly have a record of what they've liked. Like you can like a racy image on Instagram and someone would, you're like a little less likely to get called out on it. Someone would have to go into the like,


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[Assistant] So like the porn, the porn stars and models will post like a phenomenally engaging photo, but then it's getting no engagement relative to a normal joke or something because people don't want to be busted pressing like on it. But it was shocking too.


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[Assistant] I hate crime hoax, like Jesse, like Juicy Smollett.


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[Assistant] Do you remember when, uh, we, I remember this because we passed by, I accidentally threw my shoulder under last night at the boxing event. Wait, what? When, uhm, when


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[Assistant] Facebook made enemies out of the creator community by basically charging us to reach our own audience instead of paying us to entertain our audience. Like, they took the opposite approach from YouTube. Like, we're gonna charge you money instead of pay you money. So like, you know, that made people abandon it.


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[Assistant] I think for YouTube it was a masterstroke, realizing that, uh, that they should share revenue with self-published content. I think that was, that's a brilliant idea.


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[Assistant] I was thinking the other day, like, what does it feel like to be one of the few thousand people who work for YouTube? You know, it's not that many people that do. It's only a couple thousand, I think. Now, imagine that you're...


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[Assistant] You're a genius. Like you've gone to Ivy League. That's where most of Google employees come from, is they'll come from really good schools and they're, they're geniuses. They're smart enough to get into Harvard, get into Yale or whatever.


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[Assistant] So you're incredibly intelligent. You get recruited or you pass that very difficult application to become a Google employee. I don't know if you've ever seen that, but it's like a crazy intelligence test. It's a three part interview and Google is this fantastic company to work for. So you end up, you end up working for Google.


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[Assistant] Very smart, you're very well educated, and now suddenly you have the power to, with a press of a button in one way or another, take


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[Assistant] Right. So say, say you're that YouTube employee and you're, you're making and breaking people like, you know, you make a Jake Paul or you make a Lele Pons and then they turn out to be these scumbags and you wish you hadn't done that. Like don't you think you would start to, and also think about how much they're making. They're probably making,


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[Assistant] Low six figures working at YouTube. I'm sure they have some, some, uh, stock incentives and the benefits are great, but they're not millionaires, but they're making millionaires. So like what, what does that do to the way you would view these people? Like I, I wonder if YouTube thinks of us as like stupid cattle that are just benefiting from this, you know, this crazy system that they're helping us set up.


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[Assistant] Looking at it from the other direction, where you sympathize with the creator and it's like, what do creators need? What are we doing to make things harder? Like they look at it like, how do we steer the data towards the result that we want? And, and they just let...


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[Assistant] Legal repercussions, they would rather have us basically run into the electric fence over and over and then teach each other where not to go than just tell us don't do this, we don't want this. Or we want more of this type of thing. We want more content where you're in a van.


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[Assistant] Talking about sustainable living. Like, they can't say that, but what they can do is just basically make that person into a 10 million subscriber star overnight and then everybody copies that.


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[Assistant] I hate things like that because I mean that undermines one of the things that's so cool about YouTube is that it's this democratic process, you know, of, of thumbs up, thumbs down. Can you build an audience? Do you entertain people? You know, and algorithmically, like at least math is


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[Assistant] Can be fair and unbiased, but if you start inserting like, we've got a checklist of, particularly types of, types of demographics that we want to boost, like, maybe we want more African Americans using YouTube, or there are not enough women using YouTube, so we're gonna now boost people that appeal to those audiences, like, that's just so, I hate that that could be the reality.


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[Assistant] I like it better when YouTube is a, is a completely unbiased referee.


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[Assistant] What's wonderful about YouTube is that it's, you're getting rid of those tastemakers that were built into the old ways of becoming famous. Like if you wanted to be, you're hyper aware of the difference now in self-made music stars versus ones that went through a record label.


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[Assistant] You know, the record label was sitting in between your very small


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[Assistant] No one likes, no one likes to think that a musician had an unfair leg up. Like if you think back on, like in the 90s and 80s there were a lot of acts where


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[Assistant] Uh, the rumor was, or maybe it was true that they were like a record producer's daughter or son, you know?


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[Assistant] Like, uh, I think Rockwell, who had that song with Michael Jackson and somebody's watching me, that was like, was that Quincy Jones' son? Something like that.


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[Assistant] Did he, was that, that was his only big song, right? Yea. And then Wilson Phillips, I think that group, the three of those girls were all, like, tied to the record industry. The same with Haim, I think Haim, more recently. Those are, those are all, like, uh, rich, rich girls that had, like, connections in the industry. Allegedly, at least I think. Yea.


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[Assistant] The term that you guys have for that now is industry plant, right? Yes. It's like, if somebody has fake organic growth, then they're an industry plant.


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[Assistant] Why did they sign? I think we talked about this a little bit in a group chat, like why would an up and coming person who's built their own buzz and could potentially own 100% of all their revenue on these platforms, why would they move that to 20%?


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[Assistant] That reminds me of MCNs, like what MCNs did to YouTubers early on and YouTubers learned, like, I don't want to, I don't, I don't need you and you're not gonna do anything.


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[Assistant] So it's like it always was, the labels are still over-signing, more than they can actually promote and make famous.


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[Assistant] But what do labels offer anymore? Because radio play, you would think, uh, the younger generation would realize, like, that's not really something I want anymore.


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[Assistant] And that just leaves you. Please, who can save me?


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[Assistant] Of season two, before we get to the two parter episodes. But what I've been told, there is two two parters left.


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[Assistant] So this is the last like kind of like mashed together forced one. The other ones will be two parters when it is deemed a actual part one and part two, they'll be put in the episode. Hopefully that makes sense.


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[Assistant] Zom-bio? Zom-boo? Zom-blu? I don't know.


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[Assistant] But these are our episodes 13 and 14. Keep in mind, we skipped one episode. We're tossing it in in a few episodes from now just because, uh, my miraculous expert told me it'd probably be better to save it till after. Um, it's not anything huge from what I've been told. It just works better later.


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[Assistant] If you want to support the show, cause you should support the show, check out Miraculous on Netflix or Disney Plus depending on what country you're in. That's the best place to watch the show. But without further a-


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[Assistant] Oh no, how many times? Oh no, wait, wait, how many times? This wasn't the first time? Oh no, Kim no. Kim nooooo.


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[Assistant] Tell Adrienne this stuff. Our guardian. It's very odd.


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[Assistant] That'd be so scary. I don't know what I would do. I'd probably at first be like, did we get Liko?


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[Assistant] I'm really proud of her. I don't think this will ever happen again, but I'm really proud of the effort she put in. Like girl rode herself away. Like, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] Yup, it's, it's the part that he was making stuff in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, honestly though, it puts a lot of responsibility on her. I mean,


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[Assistant] Being the one that has to always do Lucky Charm and stuff, that's a lot of work.


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[Assistant] And now with this secret as well, like that's a lot. That's a lot to put on her.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm really glad. Okay, I thought we were gonna go longer with this. And like, not tell him. I'm really glad. He definitely deserves this.


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[Assistant] Ew, why'd you put it in cheese? Gross. That seems nasty to me. Whatever. Was it A. Secret don't make friends. Or B. Boys are dumb.


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[Assistant] Like, just don't, just tell them. You know what? It'll save y'all a lot of time in the end. You just tell each other you like each other, okay? Simple as that. They say no, go on with your days.


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[Assistant] Uh, the worst is they'll say no and that's okay because you know what? At least you can move on and not have an unrequited love for years. That's your lesson. Uh, other lesson. Uhm, we have learned


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[Assistant] A lot in the show, and I'm very glad that Adrian got to learn as well. I thought it was very odd that Marinette has got to know about the Guardian and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] And stuff about the book that like Adrienne got to look through.


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[Assistant] I am really glad that Master has finally, with a push from Marinette, decided to tell Adrian and talk to him. I think he deserves that.


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[Assistant] I thought it was pretty, like, I thought it was pretty rude that you didn't get to know. And especially after getting, uhm, Rina Rouge, I did think it was a little bit...


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[Assistant] The fact that like, oh, you just have another miraculous? Like, where'd that come from, Ladybug? Like, hm? Like, where'd you get that?


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[Assistant] Like, if I was Kent Noir, I'd be questioning her too. I'd be like, hello?


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[Assistant] Like, do you have more of these? We could use help, like why aren't we using these more?


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[Assistant] Like that was really fun to see, like I love that, that like she's just a part of it now and can like come at any point.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, it's interesting. The ordering of these episodes really is something.


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[Assistant] Like, there's certainly an order there that has to be followed, especially for this season.


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[Assistant] I think this is one of those episodes that's like pivotal, that it has to come after a certain episode. So, definitely interesting. Uhm, the...


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[Assistant] Powers. So our Kwami's can get power ups.


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[Assistant] Which there was six or seven of them. I think six if I counted right. Six or seven. Uhm, we know there's an underwater water one and we alluded to an icy one. I'm curious what the others will be. Uhm, I don't know.


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[Assistant] What would help us with ice? Like, that's interesting.


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[Assistant] Like just having ice power seems a little silly. I get the underwater one.


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[Assistant] Somewhat. But like, ice powers? I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] But now that I'm thinking, I know there's an episode called Frozer, so now I'm thinking that the icy one's gonna deal with Frozer.


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[Assistant] Spoilers, potentially? I don't know. Not that I'm just thinking ahead. Um, yeaah, so super interesting. I really doubt we'll ever see our siren again.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you can definitely tell when a character is not...


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[Assistant] Detailed enough to be a reoccurring character, but


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[Assistant] Just enough detail to be our once-off villain akumatized person.


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[Assistant] And this person screamed it. Undyne, I think her name was, uh, yeaah, just screamed like, I'm only here for this episode and that's it. So it's hard to like, feel bad for them or feel...


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[Assistant] Any sort of emotion for this character when you know they're probably never coming back again?


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[Assistant] So it's kinda sad, cause like, I like the fact that Kim kinda has a little girlfriend.


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[Assistant] And I also like the fact that I think with this...


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[Assistant] He'll finally be over Chloe, which is good. He should never crush on Chloe. Chloe is like the worst. Like she's never gonna reciprocate those feelings. So I'm glad that he can kind of move on from that because he deserves that.


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[Assistant] Him is a good dude. A little bit of a doofus, a little bit silly. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Like him for him, and she definitely seemed to, so I'm really glad about that. Uhm, what else though?


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[Assistant] I'm a little bit nervous about uh, Gabriel Grest finding out about the potential of like a power up like miraculous basically or Kwami.


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[Assistant] Uh, I feel bad for Nuru cause like, you know, he has to take the front of it and he's like, I don't, I legitimately don't know, bro. I don't know how to read the book. I can't help you.


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[Assistant] It's sad, cause like, you know he's just gonna get yelled at, so poor, poor little Kwami.


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[Assistant] Poor, poor Kwami. And I like that she put the, I forgot, the liquids in little macaroons. I think it's cute. And it's convenient. Cause I mean,


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[Assistant] Is much nicer, because let's say she should spill them something like that. If someone should eat them, they just taste nasty, they wouldn't do anything at least. They're...


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[Assistant] Safer, where someone saw a bunch of mysterious liquids and vials in her purse, they're gonna think something was up. So, I like that the Camembert one was silly. Like, I'm guessing you just, like, doesn't that cheese have like a wrap on it, right?


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's edible, I don't eat cheese, so I don't know.


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[Assistant] Excuse my lack of cheese knowledge. I think there's a wrap that I could like soak into or something. I don't know, you put it on the edge? Nah. Don't ask me.


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[Assistant] Finally in the loop with master and kind of has an idea what's going on.


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[Assistant] I'm curious if we will get to see a conversation between those two about the book because Adrian


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[Assistant] Could be like I remember that page from a book my dad has.


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[Assistant] And Master gon' find out. And, you know. I think it would be interesting, cause that's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] No, no, but I'm very excited. Continue watching. We're watching one more episode today. We're watching a zom, zomby zoo, zomby you, zomby you. I don't know. This is a weird word, but mm.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I'm very excited to watch and see kinda who will get akumatized now. Cause that's what happens in every episode.


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[Assistant] Without further ado, let us continue!


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[Assistant] Smart boy, smart boy.


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[Assistant] I hate you. I hate you so much. At this point, can we please just throw her off the bus? It's not worth it.


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[Assistant] I wanted to believe in her, but I just, it's not worth. Fam, it's not worth. I'm with Max, man. Let's just... Chalk her.


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[Assistant] No one will care, no one misses her, just give them what they want.


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[Assistant] Part of me feels like she just wanted a kiss from Cat Noir. Ooh.


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[Assistant] What a nice little episode. I try my damnedest to be a Marinette, but you know what? It's hard to be loving and sweet, okay? Chloe just is


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[Assistant] She just, she gets me, she arcs me, she arcs me so much.


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[Assistant] Appreciate their actions because why would they do that? Why would they try so hard?


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[Assistant] To make us like her if she's not gonna get one of those damn miraculous and now I'm getting upset the fact that she's gonna get a miraculous and I I


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[Assistant] Want so badly. If she gets a miraculous, I want her to not be good with it.


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[Assistant] I want her to take that miraculous and not give it back. I know she respects ladybugs, so like she probably will if she gets one, but I want her to take it and not give it back. I want her to go work for Hawk Moth with


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[Assistant] Hopefully Lila, whenever Lila shows her head again, they hinted at it. So I'm guessing she'll come back. I want Chloe and Lila on a team, man. I want Chloe, Lila and Hawkma's team. I want Hawk Daddy and his two Hawk daughters.


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[Assistant] That's my wish. I want our two bad girls on a team because then I'll respect Chloe.


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[Assistant] I just, I want it so badly.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I, I can't remember who said it again, but uh, uh, is her name Alex? Gah, I always want to call her Alex, but I can't remember that's her name. Gah, I don't remember. Uhm.