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[Assistant] And the thing that was happening with spider tack was these pitchers were pitching these ridiculous baseballs that were curving all over the zone and people would want to watch that and now that's been taking away, taken away in favor of, you know, people hitting home runs, which is fine, but like,


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[Assistant] Unfortunately for baseball, there's just, it's the same thing with basketball, like basketball doesn't get interesting until the fourth quarter, right?


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[Assistant] That's the one thing that football will always have over...


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[Assistant] If, if it's COVID related, uh, and you'll watch that stupid game, right? You'll just be like, okay, unless it's just a really awful game with a lot of, you know, three and outs, like football is generally more interesting from start to finish.


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[Assistant] That's pretty cool. That's my boy Tom right there. That's it. And uh, last question. Yes. How starstruck were you and did you not be able to process what was happening?


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[Assistant] When I saw him shoot, I was like, oh, that's only a two, but oh my goodness. That was an insane shot.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a bad scene. Like the people that live there, like they say in Brooklyn, there's like no buzz about the Nets, even though they were like a super team this year. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was an all time game seven for me. I mean, I thought it was great. Same.


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[Assistant] Ben Simmons to death, but if, if the Atlanta Hawks advanced to the finals, like how much of a choke was it?


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[Assistant] Alright, I gotta ask you guys this. Tom...


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[Assistant] Tom, you didn't answer the question. Do you root for the team that beats your team or do you root against them?


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[Assistant] For me, I always root against the team that beat. My dad said, and my dad is all class, he would be like, you want to say that you got beat by the best ad. And I'm like, bullshit, I want them to cry like I did into my pillow.


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[Assistant] Like, I am not accepting that. I want them to feel the disappointment.


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[Assistant] And the sorrow that I have experienced and ever since then, like whenever my team loses, like when the rangers lost to the devils,


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[Assistant] In the 2012 conference finals, I wanted them to get the crap kicked out of them, and the LA Kings just beat the living snot out of the devils.


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[Assistant] Cause usually when we lose, it's to a rival that I absolutely hate.


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[Assistant] Then if you lose though, then they'll be like, you lost to that crappy team. It makes you feel even worse. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I like that a lot. I hate that logo, by the way. Giants? Yea, the old Giants, nah.


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[Assistant] They've got that one fitted already for Aaron Rodgers. Whatever size he is, 10 or whatever, they're like, we'll get the measurements off of his cowboy hat.


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[Assistant] We're not talking about his muscles, we're talking about his diameter. Oh! Demonetized! Anyways, uh, quick announcement.


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[Assistant] I was just about to say that tree, like literally. Let me show you the worst Broncos logo in one second. I'll upload it, but, uh, I do have a quick announcement. So when, um, the Giants play the, uh, Broncos. Week one. Week one.


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[Assistant] I will actually be there in person with Brandon Perna.


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[Assistant] We will be live from Denver when that happens.


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[Assistant] I know how this goes. And secondarily to that, uhm,


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[Assistant] I'm going, we're gonna go to, so I did that video on the worst high school football fields in America. And Branson High School in Colorado was my number one. And then I posted a link so that you could donate to help out their field because they're getting actually a new field.


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[Assistant] And uh, that actually made the fundraising goal.


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[Assistant] When I posted the link, a bunch of my subscribers and whoever watched that video donated a bunch of money to them. So the AD actually reached out to me and said, thank you for that. Cause I got a boost enough to get a scoreboard and a concession stand. It's really cool.


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[Assistant] So he invited me out to Chris and help Chris in their new field. So we'll be in, so Brandon's gonna come with me to Branson, Colorado, which is three and a half freaking hours away from Denver. It's like on the border between Utah and, it's literally in the middle of nowhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh, New Mexico, whatever. It's literally in the middle of nowhere, but we're gonna go watch a game and help them ring in their new turf, and then we're gonna watch the Giants play the Broncos, and I might punch Brandon in his face if it goes bad.


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[Assistant] I did a critique on this logo. It looks like the horse was shot out of a shotgun and he just splattered onto the wall and that's what you're looking at.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you've got to order the costume that is a giant dildo with other dildo attached to it and you've got to wear that.


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[Assistant] Yes. A hockey, basketball, maybe. Maybe one we'll get in, but for sure hockey we'll know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, next week I have a surprise, so I don't know, I have to ask him if I'm allowed to announce it publicly.


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[Assistant] Yes, Tim Brown of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I'm going back to the early 2000s. Good stuff, huh? It's not obviously about a certain AD character. No whole lot of money. I had something just fall on the ground. Everything is turning into a mess right now. Let's introduce you all.


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[Assistant] To the chat members of the group in the upper left, you know him as... Brandon Pernum. I was supposed to.


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[Assistant] I'm supposed to think of something else, but I do not have the improv skills.


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[Assistant] Prize himself to sleep over Aaron Rodgers losing in the NFC championship game every single year. Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] Well, don't worry, there'll be time. There are all those rumors flying around. Maybe it's a cover, so you'll be fine there. To my left, we have a certain ass...


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[Assistant] For the good feeling of going to Virginia Beach.


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[Assistant] You can burn it, but you can't return it.


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[Assistant] Exactly. And, of course, the MVP of the show. Press 1 in the chat if you're a big fan of this man.


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[Assistant] Welcome all of you to this fantastical dumpster fire known as clickbait sports. The fantastic fives from the Pentagon of pessimism.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the show. But we're gonna, we have some stuff lined up, it's probably all gonna blow up in your face.


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[Assistant] But, um, Kyle Shanahan is indeed smitten with Justin Fields. Quick question, fire, rapid fire for all of you in the audience right now.


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[Assistant] Who do you think they picked? Justin Fields or the mystery box of Matt Jones? Brandon, I gotta figure out. Brandon, who do you think it is?


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[Assistant] You know, like sometimes you gotta like feel each other out. It gets kinda awkward in the beginning and then you slowly start to like each other.


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[Assistant] Start to, you know, do the slow dance, maybe a gold pack. Yeah, it comes out to that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I personally go with Justin Fields, but you know how NFL Draft stuff is. Like, eleventy bajillion mock drafts. Endless speculation. There's nothing really going on. It's nothing's gonna happen for the next two weeks. Two weeks till draft time, I believe. So we got some stuff going on, but first let's get on to our first segment. It's called A Take I Hate.


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[Assistant] I actually had one of those. That's pretty good. It's good coffee. And I'm not much of a coffee drinker. It is pretty good.


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[Assistant] Morning Pest isn't a bad one, I've also got, uhm,


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[Assistant] Someone want armchair quarterback. Cause honestly, if I'm, you're going to drink a coffee, it's going to be dark, bitter and tastes like you're drinking an entire, uh, just.


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[Assistant] Speaking of which, Brandon gets back on topic. What is a take you hate?


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[Assistant] And I know like everyone's talking about, oh, there was a big one coming out. Like, oh, Bill Belichick was carried by Tom Brady. There was that whole narrative coming out, you know, because Belichick's been mediocre because, you know, Cam Newton unfortunately doesn't have a shoulder anymore. It's made of just bone. And Tom Brady is lifting a Lombardi and that's why I'm wearing this.


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[Assistant] To say that Brady merely carried Belichick to those rings is our ignorant to what Belichick's done as a coach.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, well no, I think it's symbiotic. I think it's actually Brady needed Belichick. Belichick needed Brady. I think they both built off each other. Belichick helped create the system that allowed Brady to generate his confidence to develop as a quarterback and short passes, medium passes. It built the offense towards his strengths.


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[Assistant] And that allowed Tom Brady to become Tom Brady. I think both had to build off each other. Like Belichick needed his quarterback. He, I mean, Tom Brady was it. Like, I mean, you don't overthrow group led. So for no reason.


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[Assistant] Honest. Well, he was the quarterback back then though. So like, we have to remember too, like he was injured, but like Tom, the fact that Tom Brady, he became, you know, oh my, oh my God, he's the greatest thing since sliced bread out of nowhere. Like he is the draft steal. I think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what happened was Cordell Stewart threw three picks randomly. It was not good.


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[Assistant] That kid, screw that kid. You know what? He's a Detroit fan. He doesn't need to be high. He can't set that.


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[Assistant] He knows nothing but disappointment and misery. Belichick's just preparing him for it.


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[Assistant] And as I said, with a strong majority of the NFL like players, like I think a couple of teams have already opted out of optional practices this off season. What is one thing you could opt out of optional or not? Scooter. I, I, I gotta get that right. One thing you would opt out.


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[Assistant] Mhm. Wow. So I had two rounds of braces. But my teeth are white.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, my teeth are white too. I got these nice little veneers I got in my, I had to expand my upper arch and unfortunately I had a huge gap that you could put a Mac truck through. So I got that replaced.


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[Assistant] Yes, uhm, Tom? Yes? What would you opt out of? If anything?


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[Assistant] But he's good. Maybe he's making commentary about Michigan sports in general and how irrelevant they are. Brammon! What would be the one thing you'd opt out of?


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[Assistant] No, it's called incognito mode. And there is one thing that none of you have mentioned that I would absolutely opt out if you want to know what it is. I actually would like to treat. Taxes. Opting out of taxes.


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[Assistant] Tips weren't taxed, so every tax day it's like you owe a bajillion dollars to the IRS and I'm like crying.


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[Assistant] Tips aren't taxed? No, it depends on the state you're in.


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[Assistant] So what happens is the government has to offset those taxes because most times you get a paycheck. It's just, this is not a check.


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[Assistant] But unfortunately it didn't work out that way. I think it was like 20 cents or something like that.


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[Assistant] And this is in honor of a really bad call and a flyer, I'm sorry, a Phillies Braves game.


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[Assistant] And if you're familiar with baseball, Alec Bohm was called safe by the umpire. It was reviewed and it showed that he didn't really touch the bag, but apparently it was inconclusive because you can't really see like a wee little portion of the bag where apparently he did stuff but...


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[Assistant] Apparently he's safe. And that is the option of this segment.


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[Assistant] What highlights certain events in the sports world? Are they safe or are they not safe in the eyes of you?


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[Assistant] First segment, Conor McGregor returning to fight in the octagon. Safe or not safe? Five points, Fitz.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, it's market manipulation. It's the same reason why I had, like, I got it last week and then five got it the week before and then Scooter's probably going to get it eventually and I'll have to wear probably, I don't know, an anti-Jerry Jones lecture, you know, uh, dismantle, dismantle,


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[Assistant] What about you, Trey? Safe or not? I don't think it's safe because Conor McGregor isn't what he was. I remember him lying on the ground like this and it's not good. So you know what? This is what it is. He did get beat rather.


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[Assistant] Yes, speaking of which, uh, five points toast, safe or not safe. I'm calling not safe immediately. Ban this man from chat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, buddy, uh, speaking of OnlyFans, joining Bad Babies OnlyFans, who owned a million dollars over six months, uh, six hours, safe or not safe.


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[Assistant] Yes, expressVPN, use the code word tree to save, I think, half off your first month. Three months of world-class protection free, courtesy of this fat man right here. I was gonna say one word, but I couldn't.


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[Assistant] Let's go do something a little safer. The Atlanta Falcons potentially trading out of the fourth overall pick for a haul. Brandon.


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[Assistant] A lot of players are doing better in their late thirties though.


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[Assistant] I found out I could do this and now I'm kind of addicted to it.


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[Assistant] But in the meantime though, I know, uh, we've had a bit of a show. Let's count up our unfortunate earnings. I did not do that well. I think I only made like 87, so I'm out of the clear. I no longer have to wear this Tim Brown jersey, and I'm saying it's Tim Brown 5.


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[Assistant] Yes, he did. Uh, a question for Tom due from a viewer newest. He's sending a 50. Hey guys, Tom just had four teeth removed today with implants on the way, but you guys bring a smile to my face.


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[Assistant] Fair enough. That's fine. Uh, gra- uh, Tom!


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[Assistant] So I wonder who won this week. Yes, I'm pointing maybe in the direction of the guy. Brandon, how much? How much did you make?


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[Assistant] My total was like 87. I lost today and I'm very happy.


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[Assistant] I no longer have to wear this pile of shanks.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, let's uh, let's call this a show. In the meantime, I've suffered severe humiliation. Brandon, we look forward to your humiliation next time. But on behalf of my fat self, Mr. Five Points, Scoots McGroots.


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[Assistant] Tom Grassi, who apparently is here every one week or back, and that salty Broncos fan who is going to be enjoying some TB12 goodness of the vibrating variety.


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[Assistant] Bye! I will never wear this again. I am burning it right away. Bye!


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[Assistant] What is going on ladies and gentlemen? And welcome back to another installment of Clickbait Sports. I'll be your host for today. I'm Scooter McGruder, but let's go around. Let's introduce these beautiful creatures starting with Above Me.


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[Assistant] That, that's fair. We're glad to have you back. Welcome back. Five points. To his left!


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[Assistant] Okay, this man, I don't know if you've been following. Okay, he's been in a bit of controversy this week. We've also discovered a new name for his followers. Can you give it up, ladies and gentlemen?


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[Assistant] From the Denver Broncos, ultra elite super fan, representing that good sports. He goes by the name of Brandon Purnip. Brandon! Hey, hey, last week.


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[Assistant] And if you are a Pernographer, let's get those P's, capital P's in the chat right now. Don't be afraid. Okay, Pernography is in. We're gonna get, we're gonna get to the, we're gonna get to all the controversy surrounding Pat McAfee and Brandon Perno. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. That's very in. And last but not least,


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[Assistant] Last but not least, Tom Grosse is not here for this episode. We wish him the best. He's covering Green Bay sports right now, training camp. But if you see in the bottom left corner,


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[Assistant] This man is dedicated not only to this show.


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[Assistant] But to each and everyone watching right now, he's doing his punishment literally right now walking his 5k. Ladies and gentlemen, can you give it up for the most lovable yinzer in the nation?


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[Assistant] Urinating Tree, welcome, how's that going, that 5k? Well, I just started, uh, normally I would try jogging this, or I'll miss, my foot's been killing me the last couple days. Woke up with some searing pain.


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[Assistant] At least it's not as bad as what we were thinking it could be, with the Miles Garrett jersey and the helmet. Even worse. That definitely would be worse. I don't know if we can feed the...


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[Assistant] You guys donate to us throughout the show. Whoever has the most money is the winner.


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[Assistant] So whoever has the most amount of money through SuperChess, through donations, we collectively as a group come up


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[Assistant] With a punishment. So, while you guys are donating, while you guys are commenting, we're just gonna chop it up and get through some things that happen in sports this week.


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[Assistant] I think tree finishes the 5k in this stream. Let's make some bets. Type one if you believe.


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[Assistant] What does Jacksonville have to gain from prematurely playing Trevor Lawrence? What is there to gain? What do you get? Fans, pots and seats. That's what you gain.


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[Assistant] Like you don't, you don't think fans are gonna come regardless because football's back, it's football season. Like if I'm a Jacksonville, if I'm a Jacksonville Jaguire fan,


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[Assistant] I'm going week one regardless. I got tickets, I'm going.


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[Assistant] You play Trevor Lawrence when he's ready to play. If that's week one, that's week one. But...


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[Assistant] There is nothing to gain by playing a QB prematurely. Especially if he's not ready. And now all this excitement turns into... Is Trevor Lawrence actually good?


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[Assistant] So that's my thing. Why risk anything if he's not ready? If it's, if it's close and it's a battle, okay, fine. Go with Trevor. But if it's, if it's not close,


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[Assistant] Give Gardner Menchu the reps, let Trevor wait, and learn. It's that simple.


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[Assistant] I still can't believe that happened, by the way. That's so wild.


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[Assistant] Has there ever been a situation where a quarterback, a rookie quarterback started his rookie year and it worked out? Well, that traumatic started early.


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[Assistant] That's what that would be. We're putting it to a tweet.


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[Assistant] Should Gardner Mentshu, Gardner Mentshu start week one?


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[Assistant] Hashtag clickbait sports. Join in! Join in!


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[Assistant] Just pure on... Okay, where are we going?


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[Assistant] But break it down, what was going on in this episode?


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[Assistant] I think it's at the point where they're saying don't worry so much that I'm starting to worry. It's like bro, bro.


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[Assistant] If you keep telling me every day nothing's wrong with Dak's shoulder.


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[Assistant] Something's wrong with, what's wrong with his shoulder? Like I, you're, something does not seem, something is afoot.


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[Assistant] He's gonna complete this during this episode, okay? ONCE. We have this, ONCE. We have this.


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[Assistant] Let's just go around. Will Dak be starting for the Cowboys week one? Yes or no? I'll start. I'm gonna say yes. Everything is precautionary. Five points. What about you?


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[Assistant] Listen, I've been trying to tell this to everyone who has ears and who will listen.


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[Assistant] Garrett Gilbert should be QB2, not Cooper Rush. Definitely not Ben Denucci. I don't even know if this man should be playing this sport after watching some of his gameplay in the preseason.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say Dak starts week one. Tree, does Dak play week one? Yes or no? I think so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a pro. If you need to, if you need to get some water, just get some water. Yeah, I'll be good boys. Alright.


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[Assistant] We're gonna keep things moving though. Uh, I'll actually take the floor for a little bit and get everyone's opinion on this because I think this needs to be talked about.


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[Assistant] That's right, we're talking about, once again, for no reason, Skip Bayless.


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[Assistant] Now, for those unaware, there was


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[Assistant] Tommy-nism is expanding. I just want to know, like, is the vibe...


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[Assistant] Absolutely. So speaking of Jordan Love, we're just gonna get some questions for Tom. We didn't know Tom was gonna be here. We're gonna shift things around now to accommodate this.


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[Assistant] What is a Jordan love life now? Because it's like, yo, Jordan, you're on a reserve. You got a year and it's probably you. You're the man in a year. Yeah. What you're looking like out there.


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[Assistant] Last question to Tom before we get back into the swing of things. Do you think next year, in the draft,


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[Assistant] Green Bay will be taking a QB, or you think they will get a veteran to back up love?


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[Assistant] Okay, so no matter what though, this is Love's team next year. I think it's Love's team next year. He's gonna get, he's gonna get his chance next year.


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[Assistant] Ha, this is gonna be a doozy. This, we need to talk about this, okay? Toxic masculinity and sports has reared its head yet again in the form of Skip Bayless. Are you surprised? I'm not.


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[Assistant] Skip Bayless makes a comment about Mike McCarthy's weight and how his weight


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[Assistant] How he doesn't want, he wouldn't prefer him to be his head coach because he's maybe not in the best of shape. Okay?


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[Assistant] How this relates to coaching, how like your weight relates to your ability to coach, I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] But, she claps back, she presses skip on this statement, she says, I didn't think that was a fair shot. I agree, I didn't think that was a fair shot either.


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[Assistant] It's so odd, because it's like, who cares? Like, Jokic! He doesn't look like he's muscular in this, like, big, like, N-shaped dude. But guess what? You asked him, who's the best center in the league. I got roasted because I said Anthony Davis was the best center in the league. And they're like, no, it's Jokic. Jokic is number one.


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[Assistant] Uh, because I think the bigger problem here is that this speaks to a larger issue that was happening on that show, in my opinion. Because she then goes on to, Jenny Tapp, then goes on to say, I'm allowed to have an opinion.


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[Assistant] Right? I'm allowed to have an opinion, Skip. I can have an opinion. So apparently to me, this speaks to a larger issue of like, yo, maybe these people have been silencing.


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[Assistant] The host. If you have to say, I'm allowed to have an opinion. Uh, I just thought the whole thing was very bizarre. Like bro, it's 2021. You already got dunked on.


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[Assistant] Talking about DAC's mental health garbage, Lee, which you gave a half apology for that. I don't even know why people still listen to your opinion because it's like,


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[Assistant] We're supposed to be talking about empowering people, right? Talking about mental health. Mental health breaks. Simone Biles, she checks out of the Olympics because of her mental health and is applauding for that.


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[Assistant] You missed the most important point. Mike McCarthy, I don't want to lose my head coach because he's fat. I don't want to lose my head coach because I don't think he's a good coach. But that's just me.


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[Assistant] How's that for a hot take? No, it's not spicy. Look at what happened with Aaron Rodgers for the last decade. That's all you need to hear. Bro, it just upsets me because that behavior is then modeled.


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[Assistant] Real drama. Break it down for us. How did it start? Where is it at now?


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[Assistant] So hold on, let's pause right here. Five points, I think you're echoing a bit. I was checking to see you're echoing a bit. Uhm, so basically chat, this is the setup.


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[Assistant] Brandon made a video back in the day. Right? And... Pat McAfee just took it the wrong way.


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[Assistant] He took what Brandon was saying out of context and just the wrong way leading to...


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[Assistant] What you guys don't know is that I was planning to get blocked, like by the same, like we were all planning to just get mass blocked by Pat Mc, all of us, all of clickbaits was planning to get mass blocked by Pat Mc.


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[Assistant] I want to talk about that. I've worked with AJ. I was going to reach out to, but if, if things went south, bro, I don't care. I'm here for my people. And if you block one, you have to block all of us because that, that's how it should be.


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[Assistant] For the all caps tweet and I'm just happy it got resolved because like.


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[Assistant] How quickly foolishness can get started over nothing. Really. Over literally just... A miscommunication. That is how fast...


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[Assistant] I think this is wrong because I think I'm way over this. It says I'm about three. Oh, you're close. Okay.


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[Assistant] Like I said, I think I already finished it by now, but it's just like, it's the official timer. Screw me over.


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[Assistant] Where is everyone at? That was all the U.S. They're catching up. Oh, woe is me. Kevin Durant can't do it. We're not good. Where y'all at now? Where's that energy? Because from my perspective,


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[Assistant] We just went out with the B team and Kevin Durant and got gold. So how is America?


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[Assistant] How is the world catching up to us? Five, let, let it make it make sense.


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[Assistant] Brandon, were you able to watch the gold medal game at all?


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[Assistant] So I think we lost to France in one of the exhibition games. Both our losses coming in exhibition games.


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[Assistant] But, and when it, when it was for real, we turned it on when we needed to. I just think this was just a weird year, right? The Olympics in 2021. Oh yea. Literally right after the NBA championship.


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[Assistant] We're gonna throw to five, whatever five wants to talk about, and then we're gonna round up all the scores and declare a winner or loser. This is gonna be a close one, guys. This is.


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[Assistant] That is gonna do it for this episode of Clickbait, but we have to crown a winner who we will punish. The way we do this is we add up all of our totals of donations.


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[Assistant] So we're gonna put a 30 second timer on. Get your donations within these 30 seconds. Kip Gaming has already come through and he's already


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[Assistant] Tier 1 subs. The Scooter Magruder community. That means that is 5 times 25. What is that? 5 times 20 is 100.


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[Assistant] This is not gonna alleviate your punishment in any shape or form.


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[Assistant] I had an idea to paint like the Tom Olsen pose.


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[Assistant] I know what he needs to buy. Washington Redskin shoes. They're probably on wholesale. Yes!


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[Assistant] Washington Redskins shoes. Not football team, but Redskins. Yes, we're going back. Oh, retro, retro.


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[Assistant] You probably both know each other in the, uh, extracurricular activities.


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[Assistant] We have a punishment. Washington Redskins not football team shoes must be bought and displayed during multiple streams. TBD on the streams. But that is the punishment. I think it, I think it is a,


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[Assistant] But guys, that's gonna do it for ClickFate Sports. We're gonna go around one time and see what everyone's making and putting out this week on their YouTube channels. Tree, we'll start with you.


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[Assistant] Uhm, probably, I'm devising my idea for my next one. I'll probably have an idea of what it is by tomorrow. So, fun times.


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[Assistant] Me, I'm working on my family vacation vlog. So we got that. We got NBA free agency. Whenever something happens with Ben Simmons, that video will come out. Five points. What can we expect?


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[Assistant] The worst TV show in- What's the worst TV show ending? And Tom is saying it's not lost. Not lost. Okay. Stop!


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[Assistant] Worst in TV show ending. In the comments, what is it? I liked it. And why is it lost?


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[Assistant] If you're with me, type 1. If you're with Tom in 5 points, type 2. And if you're just here so you won't get fined, let's get some threes. Just remember.


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[Assistant] I live in Orlando, Florida, despite rooting for America's team. I am an American citizen, that's why I root for the Cowboys. I live in Orlando, Florida though.


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[Assistant] Something you guys don't know about Orlando, Florida. Yes, we have Disney. Yes, we have Universal. Yes, SeaWorld, even. But what you guys don't know?


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[Assistant] I4 traffic kills the most people in the United States, I'm pretty sure.


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[Assistant] Safe or not safe? I'm gonna say it's safe.


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[Assistant] That's really it. That's where we're at. So whatever happens, it's gonna make money.


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[Assistant] If he actually goes through with the fight. So I'll say it's safe for advertisers at least.


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[Assistant] Would you guys say that he is the biggest name in MMA still, that like, renowned, he's still the guy, the name?


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[Assistant] In America, you are safe to start your only family. Listen, I'm not gonna police you. You can, it's a free country. Do what you want. It's safe to me.


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[Assistant] Just subscribe. You don't have to donate money to me. A subscription. That's all I ask for.


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[Assistant] Maybe like, like a post or something. You don't have to donate.


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[Assistant] Here's a question. Would, this goes for everyone here, chat included.


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[Assistant] Would you trade three first round picks for Randy Moss?


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[Assistant] What do you guys think? Why don't we rank the quarterbacks available right now? Who do you guys think is number one? So we're going Justin Lawrence consensus.


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[Assistant] So it's Zach Wilson's the second quarterback and then the third quarterback off the board. Who do we think that's going to be?


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[Assistant] Because like, I'm thinking some team, some team's gotta get, uh, Trey Lance. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Matt Ryan is 35. Like we're all saying that Falcons are going to trade back. Falcons are going to take Kyle Pitts. Matt Ryan is 35. They might not be in this position where they can get a top five pick.


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[Assistant] They get their hall trade back and they still get their quarterback and now they have all these extra picks to play.


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[Assistant] Well, I think most people don't realize when you become an athlete, you just don't play football. It's not just football. There's so many other things and that's why a lot of players fail. Because they can play football!


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[Assistant] You gotta go to this meeting in the morning. You gotta go to that. You gotta lift. Then you gotta appear at this public appearance. And I, I only know this cause I spent...


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[Assistant] Brief moments during my campaign with Dak, and I saw all the stuff that was asked of him, and I was just like, oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's a cool guy, like a, an actual guy, not like a, anyone who thinks he's better than someone, who I have met athletes, who they just think they're because they're who they are, that.


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[Assistant] The video reaction will be fantastic. That's getting views. But uh, I personally will be sad. But the video will do.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jamar could be like an OBJ, where it could be like, uh, depending on the team. It gets hurt and then it gets traded? Yeah, it could be. Yeah, it could be, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I have any monetary donations, but I had like 10?


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[Assistant] Uh, fifty, yeaah. Okay. Yeaah. Yeaah, fifty.


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[Assistant] What if we do four people instead have a rotating guest in case one of us has to do something? Do you like the five? Power five? Or would you like to see four with the rotating? Make your choices right now.


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[Assistant] Oh baby, we can get a Nexus event all night long. You and me, we can hold hands, then the TVA can come in, and oh boy, they got some batons, and ooh, I can't wait to get pruned.


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[Assistant] This was going to be an announcement. So, so far, the plan is me,


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[Assistant] Urinating Tree, Tom Grassi, Five Points Bids. We're gonna do a live show together every Thursday from free agency to the draft-ish as a test to see


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[Assistant] But what we're gonna do is stream across all four of our channels at the same time.


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[Assistant] This was a test, like, we needed a test, so we were like, let's just pitch it as an announcement. And we should have just, uh, did a test. Like, not even, I shouldn't have teased it on this channel, I should have just said test.


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[Assistant] What are we gonna do? We're gonna talk about sports. We're gonna interview another YouTuber. Probably in the sports arena, but maybe we get, uhm, laser beam or...


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[Assistant] MrBeast, maybe if we all just purchase a thousand MrBeast burgers, it'll convince him to come on our livestream.


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[Assistant] Oh, I tried that one time. I legit, I tried some rushing website back like when I was first doing it. I was like, oh, does this work? No, not a good idea. Nooo.


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[Assistant] When we were prepping for this, you and Adam were talking about like, uh, Jujitsu. Jujitsu. Yes. Do you guys practice it?


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[Assistant] They're, they're letting go of both their, their tackles and their centers hitting free agency.


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[Assistant] Eric Fisher, of course, coming back from a Achilles injury. Schwartz has a back injury.


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[Assistant] Some people say he's gonna retire, like a bunch of chiefs beat reporters were saying that.


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[Assistant] Maybe he's, uh, to put it kindly past his prime, and I think the scariest thing is he decided to- he thought it was a good idea to go down to Houston. I mean-


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[Assistant] I don't know, because your little icon has an error message on it, so it seems like your channel is the only one, it won't work right now.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go live with that test to make sure it works, but maybe I misunderstood.


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[Assistant] Bullshit. Sorry. People are saying, uh, I seem lonely here. That's my super chat. Five dollars showing pernissom love.


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[Assistant] I'm gaming with you guys. $50. Perna, how much more money? So you need to get before you for a quality microphone. Oh, fuck.


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[Assistant] Okay, we got a thousand of those. Uh, punishments should be set by the mods in the chats. That could be fair.


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[Assistant] We just fucked it up this time, uh, but it'll be on all four channels every Thursday, 5pm Eastern, 3pm Mountain Standard Time.


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[Assistant] Steering the ship today, so you know it's gonna suck just a little bit more. Uh, we are here with Five Points Bids, Tom Grosse, uh, Urinating Tree, and Bangal, the world's greatest Cincinnati Giants fan, Daniel Jones enthusiast,


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[Assistant] We do have a lot to talk about today, there's some stuff happening, some championships that have been won.


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[Assistant] Uh, some championships that have been lost for other people. We've got the Olympics coming up. The Seattle Kraken had a...


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[Assistant] Uh, and if you've never watched the show, uh, the way the show works with our super chats is you donate to the YouTuber that you want to see get punished the hardest. Tom is sort of serving a punishment right now.


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[Assistant] Tom was, Tom was at the game. He was at game 6. He saw Milwaukee defeat the Phoenix Suns, uh, in...


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[Assistant] Kyle, I don't want to say dominant, but it was authoritative the way Giannis Atletico really just took over that game. Uh, I know Bangle, huge basketball fan, watched every minute of the finals. Your observation after the game was that Giannis is better than LeBron James.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I prefer the, the cooler name.


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[Assistant] Bangle, I have a serious question though, because you tweet sarcastic shit like all the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I respect that because I don't know if I could take the criticism. Like I responded to your tweet and said if like you took away all of Jordan's flaws, all of LeBron's flaws, and, uh, just focused on their strengths, that's what Yanis is, and


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[Assistant] You were in the thick of it. I'm going to be honest, uh, I was rooting for Milwaukee to win so you could experience that. And I was also a little worried because it looked like the party was going to be crazy there. I thought maybe you might not survive. Tell us what happened.


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[Assistant] Podcast, you use your ears. This, you gotta have your eyes.


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[Assistant] Like, the fans show up. Maybe we don't have the decibel record, but Old Mile High Stadium.


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[Assistant] That shit used to shake, like, just maybe shoddy construction, I don't know, but the atmosphere is always, always very nice.


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[Assistant] Tom, you have, what was your Aaron Rodgers update?


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[Assistant] $300 to Tree, so let's, uh, let's go to Tree and what he's gonna talk about today.


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[Assistant] 12. I picked up a skateboard because I thought people would think I was cool if I learned how to do it.


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[Assistant] And I don't know how well that worked out, but, like, people were talking about skateboarding being in the Olympics when I first, like, started. It was in, like, the Thrasher magazines, the Transworld magazines, and now it's finally here, and now I might actually


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[Assistant] Watch because of that. And the funny thing now is I don't know anybody, any of the modern day skateboarders because I've detached from that world. But very excited to see skateboarding.


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[Assistant] Why are we, why are we still calling it the 2020 Olympics?


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[Assistant] Uh, bangle question. Didn't you used to have a champ bailey jersey in the background there?


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[Assistant] I have, yes, I, well, I've got a whole segment, uh, but I have a, I have a question for Bangle. Is this your most viewed video of all time?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I see that clip, like, just randomly, so often. People are just like, retweeting me.


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[Assistant] Alright, there, oh, I wanted, uh, okay, so I have showed this photo so many times to piss Tom off. Or this one.


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[Assistant] You know, Aaron Rodgers coming to Denver. Everybody's tired of it. So today, Tom, to show good faith.


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[Assistant] Here's one of my favorite Denver Broncos, Milwaukee native, the best ball batter downer in the league.


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[Assistant] Shelby Harris rocking his Bucks jersey, welcoming you to the bandwagon.


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[Assistant] Like the Kraken, great name, I agree with you at it, like, that's a solid name for, for a new team. That Milwaukee Bucks jersey, awesome. Also awesome, Matthew Judong, on Twitter today. Uh, the NFLPA fucking sucks.


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[Assistant] People believe it's in response to the NFL announcing that if a team has a COVID outbreak,


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[Assistant] And they're forced to forfeit because they can't reschedule. None of the players are going to get paid for that week.


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[Assistant] Players were unhappy, uhm.


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[Assistant] This was Judon's response, uh, oh man, where's my, DeAndre Hopkins had a tweet that he also, I believe, or that he deleted. Um, so the NFLBA. Jalen Ramsey too.


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[Assistant] But here's what's, here's what I find very funny because I, I agree the NFLPA sucks. I don't know if it sucks about this thing.


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[Assistant] But NFL owners more and more are coming out saying like, yeah, we got to get everybody vaccinated. Like Jerry Jones is saying, when Jerry says something, you're like, oh, okay. What's going on here? The NFL wants them. It's because if they don't, there's a chance for the NFL to lose money. So it.


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[Assistant] Like the NFL, it never has anything to do with them and what they actually believe for player safety. It is, if we have to cancel any games, we are going to lose money.


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[Assistant] You've got, and then you've got the vaccination being politicized, right? So there's like these...


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[Assistant] There's this fractured, I think, set of opinions about what the players are saying, what the NFL is doing, how the NFLPA is supporting the NFL in this situation, not protecting players. Uh, it's gonna be, I think, a big story for a few days, at least, also on Matthew Judon's Twitter.


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[Assistant] This season NFL players forced to dribble footballs. What will happen?


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[Assistant] I do, I do like that we put up the stick to sports comment.


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[Assistant] There are people right now who would be pissed off because we're talking about this. And it is literally sports.


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[Assistant] In a bigger market, uh, last thing I have, uhm,


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[Assistant] And then I revisit it and I'm like, I'm not like, I'm not sure if this is good. Maybe it is, maybe it's bad. Maybe it's horrible. I just wanted your honest feedback of this.


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[Assistant] And I'm saying this new pass rushing duo nickname for Chase Young and Montes what is Rumpelstiltskin and Rapunzel. I think this is a solid observation, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] Judging by the way you guys face look, I need to revisit my entire existence and how I approach humor in my videos. Did Will write that one? Oh no, Will writes good jokes.


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[Assistant] Uh, we did it, we did a show, super chats, what, we have the countdown? 30 seconds?


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[Assistant] Where can people find you now that nobody's watching the show anymore?


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[Assistant] This is a, this is a tough, uh, mix to be thrown into. We barely know how to get through this show, so. No, I thought it was good. I thought it was good. I did too. Yeah, I thought it was.


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[Assistant] Heat stroke is caused by the failure of the thermostat in the brain, which regulates the body's temperature.


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[Assistant] If someone has a high fever or has been in the heat for a long period of time, the body can become dangerously overheated.


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[Assistant] Heat stroke can develop quickly with little warning and the casualty can become unresponsive within a few minutes.


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[Assistant] Our priority is to try and cool them down as quickly as possible and get them to hospital as this can be life threatening.


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[Assistant] Abounding pulse and high temperature above 40 degrees or their level of response may decrease rapidly.


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[Assistant] While waiting for help to arrive, monitor their level of response.


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[Assistant] If their temperature starts to rise again, repeat the process to try and cool them down.


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[Assistant] Move them to a cool place and remove clothing where possible.


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[Assistant] Wrap them in a cold wet sheet until their temperature drops and monitor their level of response. And that's how you treat someone with heatstroke.


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[Assistant] If this video has been helpful to you, help support St John Ambulance by going to saa.org.uk forward slash donate.


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[Assistant] Well, it's not a new rule. They're just emphasizing it this season, right? And, uh, I think...


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[Assistant] All football fans hate it. I was under the impression that there's not a single person watching the games going, I like this emphasis on taunting. And then...


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[Assistant] Our friend, friend of the show, Mike Florio. No. Posts an article.


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[Assistant] How? I resent that. NFL taunting.


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[Assistant] The emphasis on it is a good thing in the long run because it prevents


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[Assistant] A little stat for you guys. 11 taunting penalties so far this season.


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[Assistant] I think if, if Scooter had been here last week, uh, after his Cowboys were so close to beating the Bucks and we gave him so much grief the week before, he definitely would have been flagged for taunting the most.


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[Assistant] But, uh, you know what never makes me angry, guys? What doesn't make you angry?


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[Assistant] Your deposit's up to a thousand dollars, so you're getting a bonus just by supporting clickbait sports. DraftKings, they've got same game parlays, player props, I did a player prop bet for


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[Assistant] Tonight's game, Christian McCaffrey, Robbie Anderson. If you guys get over a hundred yards each, daddy is going to feast. I'm going to buy Taco Bell. Um, drag kings. Clickbait. You're going to feast, but you're going to.


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[Assistant] We're so all in at DraftKings. We made it our thumbnail today because dang it TJ, you did a bang up job with the money tree. It was the funniest thing I saw today. So DraftKings Sportsbook. The link is in the description. You know the code. Go take advantage of their free money cause they're just giving it to you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, would you rather try to tackle Derek Henry or try and tackle a garbage truck speeding at you at 50 miles an hour?


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[Assistant] They're going to start using Daniel Jones like one Lamar Jackson. I think they have pieces there to be a good team. They just shoot themselves in the foot. What pieces underperform and here's the kicker.


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[Assistant] If it's a control burn, you're fine. You gotta burn your jersey like...


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[Assistant] You did a great job introing and hyping up that segment. Oh my gosh. And I was like, Scooter just crushed that.


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[Assistant] You got the fans into it, you look like a pro.


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[Assistant] Teddy Bridgewater, I would, if I needed a babysitter, I would trust Teddy with my, my child. Uhm, look.


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[Assistant] Alright, the Broncos have not been perfect, even against not so great opponents. But the one man who has been perfect is Teddy Bridgewater. I've seen Teddy Bridgewater play well for the Vikings, I've seen Teddy Bridgewater play well for the New Orleans Saints, and he has his two


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[Assistant] BEST GAME STRETCH EVER FOR THE BRONCAS 120 PLUS PASSER RATING


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[Assistant] He is thrown on the blitz, okay?


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[Assistant] 10 blitzes, he is 10 for 10, 177 yards and 4 touchdowns. So you try to blitz this man, he's gonna make you pay. He is not only in the circle of trust.


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[Assistant] He is my circle of trust, because if something happens to Teddy, Broncos might be screwed.


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[Assistant] I've been waiting my whole life to, well, five years to hype up a Broncos QB again.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it looked like the Raiders were gonna use Marcus Mariota creatively throughout football games, but he literally got hurt on his first run, which was like a big 30 or 40 yard run, and he's on IR for a while, I think.


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[Assistant] I know, now we got Teddy Roosevelt ready to light you up.


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[Assistant] Oh man, my number one team in America right now, the Carolina Panthers, behind the best defense in the league, 10 sacks, first against the run, first against the pass, uh, they are going to crush.


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[Assistant] David Mills in his first start as a, like the last thing you want is a rookie quarterback on a short week to prepare facing the best defense in the league.


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[Assistant] Outside of me being crazy for putting the Panthers number one, I just think it's a bad situation for Davis Mills.


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[Assistant] Breakfast cereal, let's get it. Adam, you need to pick the Texans or you're gonna curse the paint.


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[Assistant] You guys got words you can use to talk, huh?


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[Assistant] I've got a punishment proposal. Last night I did a little zoom hangout with my patrons and they're like, hey, we've got a, we've got a punishment idea.


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[Assistant] Yesterday I did a nice little Justin Fields gonna start video, and tomorrow I will have some NFL news up- Oh, I'm, yeah, I actually can't say. Tomorrow, NFL news video.


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[Assistant] I swear to God, Adam, if any time you use my B-roll, if my name isn't in the right corner with a credit 2 image, I'm gonna copyright claim that stuff. You are. You would. We're ending the show.


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[Assistant] Heat exhaustion is caused by loss of salt and water from the body, usually through excessive sweating.


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[Assistant] A dangerous and common cause of heat exhaustion is when the body produces more heat than it can cope with.


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[Assistant] This can happen when someone takes non-prescription drugs, like ecstasy, which can stop the body from regulating its temperature properly.


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[Assistant] Keep checking their level of response. If their condition seems to be getting worse, place them into the recovery position and call 999 or 112 for emergency help.


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[Assistant] So remember, help them lie down in a cool place, raise their legs and give them water to drink. And that's how you treat someone with heat exhaustion.


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[Assistant] If this video has been helpful to you, help support St John Ambulance by going to saa.org.uk forward slash donate.


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[Assistant] Did he text all of us? I dunno. Where did you get those glasses? I think he texted the production team yesterday.


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[Assistant] Sixty-two. Sixty-two. Well, happy birthday. What are you doing?


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[Assistant] Uh, so happy birthday to Steve, 62. Where you going for dinner? Anywhere good? Surprise birthday dinner. All right. That's a failure by Steve Becker for not letting us know besides time. It's the last second. Are you going to wear


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[Assistant] Alright, so we kicked out those four teams and we're going to look at the other 12 teams in the AFC, obviously including the Browns, and we are going to draft them or rank them.


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[Assistant] In order of best to worst at skill position, not including quarterback. Running back, wide receiver, tight end.


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[Assistant] Who's got the best of those three rooms combined of the other 12 teams? There's a lot of talent in those 12 teams at those position groups, and we'll see where we get. We're gonna talk about the woeful, embarrassing, pathetic performance by the Cavs later. Sean Merriman's gonna join us later, but we're gonna start with the Guardians.


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[Assistant] Who have been anything but what the Cavs have been. They've been playing great. We'll get to that in a second. First of mine.


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[Assistant] Uh, at, at the plate right now, guys. 8-0. I mean, I, I don't know how we're gonna do a two hour show with Time Eternal. Where you be?


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[Assistant] Uh, they take two out of three from Seattle. They're now five and two on the season. We talked about this big buzz coming into the first regular season series or the home series against the White Sox. If they could take two out of three from the Twins, that would be huge to come home seven and three. We'll see. Uh, that series.


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[Assistant] Uh, get going tomorrow and the guardians get their first day off, but the bats were cooking eight, eight runs. They got 10 hits.


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[Assistant] Off Seattle starter who's, uh, George Kirby, who's tremendous young pitcher. They just smacked him around. And how about of all, there was some, you know, great numbers for the Guardians yesterday. Stephen Kwan had three hits. Jose had two hits and a bunch of ribbies. Josh Naylor had the oddest.


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[Assistant] One of the oddest line scorers I've ever seen. He was 0 for 3 with 3 RBIs.


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[Assistant] Uh, but, but, the offense, especially the top of the lineup, they were cooking ever, I mean they...


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[Assistant] Gotta be very excited about how the offense has been, Jason, here through the first seven games.


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[Assistant] Anyway, listen, ultimately, you know, everyday we can come on here and say


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[Assistant] So those two things are just a given. We understand that.


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[Assistant] That's the whole, that's the, and the first one in terms of it being early, that's just part of baseball for every team. You know, so yeaah, you don't want to get carried away.


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[Assistant] But the Guardians, not just, like last year they couldn't hit at all, yes. But for a number of years, they've been a bad hitting team in April. Even in years where they've been a good hitting team.


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[Assistant] They've been a bad hitting team in April. And so far this year, they've gotten off to a great start offensively. And that is very promising. Especially because it's mostly coming from guys that have either done it in the past, like Jose, like Jimenez, like Juan to a lesser degree, but still.


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[Assistant] Or guys that you believe are legitimate prospects that can break out. Right. I should have included Josh Naylor in that first group. The second group, Bo Naylor, Tyler Freeman, Brian Rocchio.


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[Assistant] So that's what makes it promising. If it's coming, you know, like, if, if, if, you know, the David Fry thing, I'm not buying into David Fry having a monster season, and I could be wrong, but that's what, you know, eh, so guys like that, and even Will Brennan off to a good start too, he had two hits and, uh, I think three RPIs.


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[Assistant] Yesterday. So the fact that it's coming from guys.


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[Assistant] That are highly thought of, it's not completely out of left field, makes it feel more real. And the longer it goes, the more you're gonna buy into it. But the fact that they got 20 hits the last two days, they got more than 20 hits, but 20 hits off of Luis Castillo and George Kirby,


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[Assistant] Who are two of the, I don't know, 15 best pitchers in baseball? At least in the American League, right? I mean, that is a very promising sign.


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[Assistant] Top pitchers, and Seattle is not like, it's not like it's a great hitters park. It's, you know, it's, it's okay. But, uh, I, I, the, the, they've been very clutch. Josh Naylor, you know, you don't have to always get a hit to help the team. And he showed you that a few times yesterday. Now it is going to get significantly colder.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you right now. Although, it's supposed to be nice Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I think.


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[Assistant] It's supposed to be a good pitching matchup today, Tanner Bybee and Pedro Lopez. You see, the Guardians are facing a third straight.


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[Assistant] Top notch pitcher today. Yep. Because Pablo Lopez is really good. And then right, they're off tomorrow and then they have Saturday, Sunday games, both day games probably.


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[Assistant] I would think, I would think so. Saturday could be a no. Saturday's two o'clock and then Sunday's probably two o'clock. Okay. So I mean, yeah, it's great pitching match up today.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no doubt. And they faced two of their three best guys. And they did really well. And they, uh, and the pitching, yeah, on the other hand, we've talked so much about the hitting here.


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[Assistant] Uh, Shane Bieber's really the only starter that has had a great start until yesterday because Logan Allen.


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[Assistant] Well, so far they've had a few games this year that they've been able to win and not bring him in. And yesterday was one of those games. And that's important because I think he got


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[Assistant] The games are going, here's the thing now, it's not just that games are shorter, which they are, games on average I think were almost 30 minutes shorter, which I never thought it would make that big a difference, but it did, I think it was 25, 26 minutes.


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[Assistant] But the thing is, what's even misleading about that is,


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[Assistant] The, the high scoring games, the slugfests, we don't care if those take a long time.


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[Assistant] What you wanted to get rid of was the games that were bogged down by pitching changes and all these things in the 8th, 9th inning and it was like a 3-2 game and it went 3 hours and 15 minutes. Those low scoring games are taking 2 and a half hours, 240 consistently. If the 10-9 game goes 3 and a half hours, who cares?


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[Assistant] They don't use the pitch clock in, uh, I think Japan or Korea yet.


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[Assistant] Maybe they play with a little more speed. I don't know. But when they, I'm not sure for those, uh, for the San Diego Dodger games, I don't know if they were using the pitch clock.


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[Assistant] For those two games that started the season. Cause I didn't, I didn't, I noticed they didn't, when I was watching the games that they didn't have, cause now you see the pitch clock, especially when it's down below 10 seconds. But they didn't show it then, so I don't know if they were just.


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[Assistant] Doing it separately, and they just weren't showing it for whatever reason, but anyway, uh, but, uh, yeaah, Emmanuel Closet has only pitched two innings. So the Guardians have five and two.


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[Assistant] And Colossae's only pitched two out of seven games. That's great. Yeah. So for them to have three wins already that they didn't need. We did have 70 appearances last year. I think he had 70.


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[Assistant] Because they were, every game was close. So, alright, you know, but at the end of this season, I'd love to see him with 58 appearances. I think that would make a huge difference. Go ahead, Mike.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's a great stat. Run differential over, not in short size, but over the length of the season really is a decent indicator for how good a team is. When you see a team that's bad but has a good run differential or vice versa, it's very uncommon and you're like, that team should be better.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, sometimes there's extremes. You win a game 19 to 1, it could skew it a little bit, but the Guardians haven't done that. It's not been one game where they just scored a million runs.


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[Assistant] Uh, for me. I know other people feel that way. Yesterday, apparently Jeff, uh, Passon, who's of course from Cleveland as we talked about before the show, made the statement that Babe Ruth would be no good these days.


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[Assistant] And Chris Russo, who's like one of these old school guys who thinks baseball since the 50s sucks.


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[Assistant] Uh, he, he lost his mind about it of course, and I, to me I think they're both nuts because how do I know? I don't know. He played a hundred years ago, how the hell do I know? All I'll say about Babe Ruth in comparison to, is that he was so much better than the other players of his time, that I find it hard to believe he would suck now.


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[Assistant] This is a disaster. Sacramento should be embarrassed. The mayor of Sacramento is a disgrace. Why? The age should be the age of the disgrace. Well, they're the bigger disgrace, sure, but Sacramento should say screw you, you're screwing our fellow city, Oakland. Oh, they don't care about that. They don't care about that.


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[Assistant] These people are just the worst. This guy who owns the Oakland Athletics is a piece of garbage.


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[Assistant] I mean their payroll is like four, four. Ohtani is making more money, well not this year because of their payments. But the average per year of Ohtani's contract is more than the entire A's payroll. Isn't it amazing how once you


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[Assistant] Almost. Billionaire. Almost. When you're rich, you can get away with pretty much anything. Sad but true. Go ahead, Mike. Robert Kraft. Alright.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something. J.B. Bickerstaff should have been fired of him. I would have fired him last night after that game.


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[Assistant] Give me anybody. This guy is a clown show. Why on earth was Donovan Mitchell who can barely walk playing 30 minutes? Playing at all. Let alone 30 minutes. Hashtag fire JB. Hashtag let him know that JB should be fired. He sucks.


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[Assistant] Amazing that the Cavs are still the 3 seed as poorly as they've played.


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[Assistant] Orlando's moved into the four spot. They're a half game back in Orlando, but we remember Orlando's got the tiebreaker.


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[Assistant] And they're tied in the loss column. The Cavs have played one more game. The Knicks are a game back of the Cavs. But again, they're tied in the loss column. The Cavs have played two more games than the Knicks.


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[Assistant] And then Miami's two games behind the Knicks. So the Cavs are going to finish probably as the three, the four, or the five. They're probably going to play either Orlando, the Knicks, or we don't know. They could end up playing Miami. They could end up playing Indiana.


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[Assistant] And Jason, if it ends the way it looks like it's going to end. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's going to continue in the off season because they're probably going to trade down in the midterms, right? If he forces their hand, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome aboard to them. We appreciate that. And, uh, alright, so. We have taken what we think are the 12 best


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[Assistant] Skill position groups in the AFC. The AFC, as we all know, is loaded. Including all four teams in the AFC North. And we kicked out the Chargers.


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[Assistant] Even though they have a good quarterback, the Colts and their young quarterback. We ain't doing quarterbacks. No, I know that. I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] The Titans we kicked out and the Broncos, right?


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[Assistant] Those two really good players, but yeaah, I guess the rest of their skills are not really good.


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[Assistant] I mean it's hard, you just race through them so quick.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright, so for the, for the ca- for the calves.


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[Assistant] Amari Cooper is the Jokus borderline.


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[Assistant] There you go, alright, there you go. So that's, we'll say three. Go ahead, next.


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[Assistant] For one. Steelers have one player. Proball-ish. Pickens, I think. Go ahead, next. Bengals have Chase, have Higgins.


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[Assistant] Derrick Henry, will he still be a Pro Bowler? Maybe. Zay Flowers, maybe. Mark Andrews, yes.


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[Assistant] So it ended up to two for me. I don't know, I'm doing whatever. Go ahead, next.


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[Assistant] That's five. So I'm going up to three on the Bengals and five on the Texans. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Why, I mean, Hill and Lottle, the rest of their wide receivers are nothing. Oh, those two are pretty darn good. Those two are great.


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[Assistant] A-Chain is really talented, but he was hurt a lot in college, and he was hurt a lot last year, most are solid. They got nothing at tight end. Who's Smith? Who's their tight end?


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[Assistant] Garrett. Breece Hall and Garrett Wilson are great. The rest of those guys, Mike Williams is alright. Mike Williams is alright. That's it.


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[Assistant] That is good. Kirk is good. Okay. Davis?


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[Assistant] Really? He's their fifth wide receiver. Dang. Noah Brown is their fourth wide receiver at a couple of huge games last year. Go Bucks.


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[Assistant] So I'll go with you guys. What about the rest of the tight end? Mike Gasecki versus...


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[Assistant] John Smith, that's probably a wash. Running back, I give the Dolphins the edge at running back, so I'm with you. I'll go Dolphins too.


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[Assistant] I would take Amari Cooper over DeHop. Right now. I agree. Right? Yes. So Amari Cooper is better than any of the receivers on the tights. I agree. Amari Cooper is better than any of the receivers on the Ravens.


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[Assistant] But right now for this year, Amari of the teams we're looking at now, the Titans, the Browns, the Ravens.


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[Assistant] Alright, I think Amari Cooper is the best wide receiver amongst all those teams.


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[Assistant] That's right. Okay. Now, tight end. And Chubb should be the best running back. Mark Andrews. Right. Tight end, you got Mark Andrews, you got Evan Ingram.


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[Assistant] And you've got Dave in the joke. Mark Andrews. Mark Andrews is the best. But he hurt. I would take Njoku over Ingram, but it's close. I would too. That's very close.


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[Assistant] So running, and now running back, it's Nick Chubb, it's Derek Henry, and it's, uhm,


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[Assistant] Tony Pollard and it's Travis at the end. I would, even with the risk of Chubb, I would put him no worse than second on that list. I'd still put him at end to end.


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[Assistant] Because I'd rather have, Ridley is better than Judy. Yes.


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[Assistant] And Traylon Burks, you take that upside over. Elijah Moore's got no upside. I think. Stop that. Come on. Stop that.


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[Assistant] I think it's tough. I think in the end I would probably go Browns four. Uhm, I think those four teams are all pretty close. For the four, for like, I think four through seven is tough.


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[Assistant] I would. Now he didn't play a lot last year, but when he did, he looked special.


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[Assistant] I would go Raven's 5, Jag's 6, Titan's 7, for me.


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[Assistant] Well let's, alright, let's compare the Steelers to say the Jaguars. Alright, Christian Kirk and Pickens, I'd rather have Pickens. Yes. Yes.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Jaguars have a better tight end, Ingram's better than Fryermuth. Yes. At running back, I think ATN's a little better than, than, uh, Najib. But, they got Jalen.


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[Assistant] Right, we agree Raven's five? I said Raven's five, yeaah. No?


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[Assistant] So Raven's five. I'd listen to Titans here. Six Titans, Jags, or Steelers.


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[Assistant] Garrett Wilson is better than anybody on the Titans. He's better than any wide receiver on the Jags. I take him over Pickens with the Steelers. For me, you guys with me on that or no?


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[Assistant] And I'm, I'm taking Brice Hall over Derrick Henry, for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but Mike Williams, I know he's hurt a lot. A lot. Who's the Titans number two again?


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[Assistant] Jets. I'd still take the Jets, alright? So the Jets 6.


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[Assistant] Yeah. 7 over the Steelers. Yeah, I think we're in agreement on that. 7. So then, where is that? 8 is either the Steelers or the Jaguars. You got the Bills still, you got the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] You got the best tight end of all time. Who did we just put seven?


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[Assistant] The Titans. Okay. So let's compare the Titans to the Chiefs. Pacheco or Pollard. I'm taking Pacheco. Pacheco.


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[Assistant] I would rather, I would honestly rather have, this may be a crazy statement, I would rather have her she-race than any of those receivers for this year. Now. That's ridiculous. That's my opinion. That's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] I know, we're doing it for projecting ahead, and I'm projecting it. And then Travis Kelce did a landslide over the Titan site.


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[Assistant] Alright, so let's go. So top wide receiver, you got Pickens for the Steelers, you got Pittman for the Colts, you got Kirk for the Jags. I'd actually take Pittman over any of those guys.


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[Assistant] I mean, Jonathan Taylor is better than any skill position on


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[Assistant] I just don't see how that's better than the cults. They're a little better at tight end.


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[Assistant] What about cults for stealers? Cults. Cults? So cults go, what is it, nine?


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[Assistant] And who goes ten, stealers or jags? Stealer. I'm with you.


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[Assistant] Jason, you're on Steelers. I had Steelers higher than Colts. Alright, so there you go. Colts 9, Steelers 10.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense, Mike, because 49% combined had them in the top 5. Because you have to combine top 3 and top 5. I guess you're right.


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[Assistant] Garret Wilson. Garret Wilson. Garret Wilson. And I take Bruce Hall over Nick Chilcote this year. Only because


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[Assistant] Uh, because the Jets don't have a tight end. But, uh, and the Jets, who's the Jets number two running back?


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[Assistant] I think it's very close between actually the Jets, the Ravens, and the Browns.


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[Assistant] I mean, we get, we didn't just go through that quickly. We really thought about it. We weren't, doesn't mean we're right, but.


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[Assistant] I was thinking the whole league, but no, a lot of good tight ends are in the NFC.


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[Assistant] Mike, I think before we move on to the next topic, we have to acknowledge something that's been ignored so far. I'm a little surprised Tivus hasn't brought this up.


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[Assistant] As a proud Buckeye, uh, very embarrassing that Mike is wearing a Miami diversity. I saw that earlier. I saw that earlier. Like how could you be wearing that? I was going to ask her.


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[Assistant] It's not like we're in Michigan. Now that's where Mike shows his being new to Cleveland. What? You want to explain it to him?


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[Assistant] Mike's wearing Ravens tomorrow. On Monday he'll be wearing a Confederate flag shirt.


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[Assistant] Professional radio job was in 1999 as the play-by-play voice of the Batavia Muck Dogs. I've mentioned this before.


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[Assistant] So Bathier was drafted in 98. He played in rookie ball in 98.


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[Assistant] In 99, he was whatever, young. I mean, he was like 19 years old. Trapped him out of high school, so yeaah.


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[Assistant] And in 99, so our team made the playoffs. And in the playoff, four teams made the playoffs in the Penn League.


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[Assistant] And in the first round of the playoffs, we had a best of three series against the Mahoney Valley Scrappers, which was the Indians team.


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[Assistant] And Sabathia had been in the, in the, so in those days it was rookie ball and then short season A and then so on and so forth. Rookie ball and short season A are kind of done now, but, but.


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[Assistant] They called Sabathie up the last like two weeks of the season to pitch for Mahoning Valley. And so we hadn't seen him because we played them a lot during the season, but we haven't seen him all year. And I remember going to Mahoning Valley.


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[Assistant] And for the playoffs, and he, I saw him get on the mound, and I had no idea who he was at the time, because I only knew the guys on our team. And we had some major league players. In 99, we had Marlon Byrd, who was a long time major leaguer.


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[Assistant] And I saw Sabathie, you get on the mound, and Mahoney Valley just started as a minor league team around that time. So the place was sold out, it was like 5,000 fans, which for a low A-ball team is pretty good.


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[Assistant] But, he was awesome. Did you hear Tyvis that day?


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[Assistant] That was incredible. He pitched like every other day. That was insane. My, my guy is also, was also a Cleveland Indian slash guardian and that's Francisco Lindor. I remember meeting Francisco Lindor. I was in, I was in spring training. What was Lindor's rookie season? I don't remember off top of my head. Was it 2012?


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[Assistant] Yeah, sheesh. Yeah, 2015? Wow, it was that long. Okay, so it must have been 20, it was either, so in 2013, I was in spring training covering the Guardians for the radio station. I can't remember what year it was, but it was before,


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[Assistant] Lindor went to the majors. So it was probably 2014, spring training 2014, was probably the first year he got to be in camp with the big league team. And he was, I think he was,


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[Assistant] 19, 20, whatever he was. He was a little skinny kid.


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[Assistant] He came in there and he sat down with Dustin and I and I was like, we knew he was a good prospect. But when I had a chance to talk to him, I was like,


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[Assistant] This guy's like 20 years old and he is special. Yep. Like he talks like he's been a major leaguer for 6 years.


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[Assistant] He was special, he was electric. I'm still sad. I know that the Guardians had to do what they had to do.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm still sad they traded Lindor. And Lindor had a bad year his first year at the Mets, and he's not as great a player as we thought he, as I thought he'd be there, but he's still really good.


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[Assistant] It would be nice if he had him, somehow had Jimenez at second, Lindor at short, and Jose at third. That would be beautiful. You know, and what was special about Frankie is he loved Cleveland when he was here. I don't think that was an act, Jason. Do you?


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[Assistant] He, he was a good example for other athletes to follow. Yeaah. Even if it was, even if there was some phony, like, hey I just gotta do this. But you didn't, you couldn't tell. Because he embraced it. Yeaah, he did. Like Joe Hayden did. Joe Hayden did too. Joe Hayden was awesome with that. Yeaah. And then it was a disgrace. You know who else did?


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[Assistant] He did, you're right. He did. That's fair. Uh, but, so I'll go with Lindor, yes.


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[Assistant] Briefly, very briefly, for like a year or two. Danny Salazar.


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[Assistant] In just the 13 years I've been covering the Guardians, they've had more good pitchers, more all-star caliber pitchers, than any other team should have.


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[Assistant] But when I first saw this guy come to the big leagues, I thought he was going to be the best of the bunch.


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[Assistant] Electric, his strikeouts, look at his strikeouts. 688 strikeouts in 591 innings. Do you know how good that is? That is crazy to have almost 100 more strikeouts than innings. That's insane.


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[Assistant] And then the first time the Indians went to the playoffs after I moved here was 2012. That's why I was thinking of the playoffs. And he pitched in a wild card game against the Reigns.


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[Assistant] And he pitched well. They lost. They didn't score. But he pitched out of the game. He had electric stuff.


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[Assistant] You found out down the line he wasn't maybe the toughest guy behind the scenes, who knows what the truth is. No, that's the truth. And he just couldn't, and the injuries killed his career, and he's out of baseball I think. Oh yea, he is. And maybe he's playing in some other foreign league. He came back with the Yankees and played in the minor leagues for them like two years ago.


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[Assistant] But the guy, but he was an All-Star I think once, and he had a couple of years with really good numbers, but the...


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[Assistant] I thought he was going to be an absolute stud for years. Yep. Flamed out. And if he flamed out, yeaah.


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[Assistant] In those days, we were talking about the Brown's draft from November to April. I mean, that was the conversation every year. And for months,


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[Assistant] Everybody, like, so many fans wanted the Brownstone Draft, Johnny. Dustin was on board, he wanted, and Dustin's usually really good with the draft. Like, he's better than most people with figuring it out.


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[Assistant] Well, I can watch it. I actually just got fubo about a month ago because it's the only way I can watch the guardians game. So now I got all the extra fubo sports channels. So there you go. I'm locked in. I need to switch. You gotta get the fubo. Fubo's good. I like it. Uh, Sean, I'm curious, speaking of sack dances,


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[Assistant] When you were a kid, who had your favorite sack dance?


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[Assistant] I remember for me as a kid, I liked, even though I wasn't a Jets fan, I liked the New York Sack Exchange and Mark Gastineau. I remember him, he had the great.


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[Assistant] Sean, I'm curious, you know, the Browns defense, obviously teams are, you know, generally better at home.


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[Assistant] But the extreme difference for the Browns defense, home and road, is like crazy. We have the stats here.


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[Assistant] I mean look at that difference. They gave up, they gave up 17 and a half more points per game.


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[Assistant] Sean, Sean Watson has not played at a consistently high level since he's been in Houston in 2020. So it's been three years that he's either been suspended, sitting out, hurt, or, you know, not very effective.


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[Assistant] It's this Saturday. Everybody check it out. I'll be watching. Thanks, Sean. Appreciate it, Sean.


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[Assistant] Cool. Alright. Yeaah, this, there's actually like three guys from Cleveland that are. Yeaah. Miz. Ziegler. That's the other one. And then, uh, Johnny Gargano, I think is his name. Never heard of him.


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[Assistant] We have 39,000 subscribers, roughly. We're trying to get to 40,000 here in the next month. Help us get there. If you haven't subscribed yet, if you've been watching the show, please hit the subscribe button. If you know anybody that watches the show ever, tell them to hit the subscribe button.


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[Assistant] We appreciate it. By the way, also hit the subscribe button for my podcast, The Bullpen with Adam the Bull. Uh, and you can find that on YouTube as well. And I'll be doing a live show today at 2 p.m. If you haven't had enough of me already, I'll talk a lot about the Guardians and look ahead to the big three game set with Minnesota 2 p.m. live on YouTube. Mike.


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[Assistant] And he was Caitlin Clark? Yes. Would you do it? Like how much is she going to make in the WNBA?


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[Assistant] She should do what's best for her. I mean, it would be cool if she... How long is the... How many games is the big three season? I don't know. But here's the thing.


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[Assistant] She's worth any amount of money to the big three, because who pays attention to the big three? Nobody. She would drink.


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[Assistant] She would draw attention, people would watch The Big Three, and nobody watches it.


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[Assistant] It's like a little bit of Budham Court. Remember those old MTV Rock and Jock games?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, right. I mean, just the fact that Kevin, you know. He supported him. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Alright folks, welcome to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, along with Mikey McNuggets and Gene Bush. I'm out of the bowl and we have breaking news right off the bat. This is a blockbuster trade and the NFL does not involve the Browns, but it involves one of their competitors. According to Adam Schefter, just moments ago.


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[Assistant] The bills are finalizing a trade to send four-time Pro Bowl wide receiver Stephon Diggs to the Houston Texans for draft pick compensation. This is a huge move, obviously, for the Texans.


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[Assistant] They have the best, they now have if this trade goes through now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Now, I will say this. Big financial stuff there. Diggs at the second half of last year showed signs that maybe he was going off the cliff. So we don't know. But on paper right now, the Texans now have the best wide receiving court in football.


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[Assistant] Now he's got to prove it for more than one year, but as a rookie, he played well, I think, better than any quarterback I've ever seen. Maybe Marino? I don't know. Schultz is a good tight end. Schultz is a solid tight end. Joe Mix is an upgrade to the running game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is weird. Uh, I think, why can't I think of a Texas coach all of a sudden? D'Amico Ryan. D'Amico Ryan. D'Amico Ryan's not putting up with that stuff.


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[Assistant] Digs and mixing could both go off the cliff this year and it's not as good as we think.


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[Assistant] Look at it. Look at it. By the way, the Bills Wide Receiving Corps right now. Curtis Samuel, Khalil Shakir, and Mac Collins. Those are their top three.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't know. If I'm Josh Allen, I'm frustrated. He can't. He's got a, they got a nice tight end. It was a rookie Kincaid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but Dawson Knox is kind of just a guy, he's alright, but Cade's a guy with a lot of upside. He'll probably end up being the top five tight end in the next decade.


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[Assistant] He's got, they gotta upgrade. Now, maybe they'll hit in the draft and they get their new number one wide receiver. I don't know. And maybe they think Diggs is going over the cliff. You know, they know it.


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[Assistant] Uh, at least 100 catches 4 years in a row. Last year he had 8 touchdowns. He's at least had 8 touchdowns.


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[Assistant] He'll turn 31 at the end of the year, so he still should be good. I mean, I like this a lot for the Techies.


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[Assistant] Get out. You're getting 108 catches a year. I mean, he was unhappy in Minnesota playing with a really good quarterback and cousins. He's playing with...


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[Assistant] There's very little downside to this for the Texans. The second round pick is no big deal. You got all these extra picks from the Deshaun Watson trade. I mean, usually you trade a player like Deshaun Watson, it's a disaster for your franchise.


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[Assistant] It's been, we'll see what it ends up being long term for the Browns, that's still to be determined. For the Texans, it's been, I mean, everything's gone their way. Now they got lucky that Bryce Young


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[Assistant] I might even put him second. I don't know. I really need to see CJ Stroud do it again.


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[Assistant] They were really good last year. They're improved. They're in a division that's, you know, okay, but it's not as good as the AFC North.


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[Assistant] Well, one of the, another one of the Browns, you know, the Bills got weaker. So at least another one of the Riders did. But I know you guys were a little further down on the Bills than I was. Obviously I'm now more down on them too. I, I had them in the three spot and now I'm obviously taking them out after this move, so.


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[Assistant] Anyway, alright, we'll get to some more football in the second hour. Talk some draft a little bit later. First we'll say hello to Anthony for the first time today.


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[Assistant] Alright, so let's, uh, let's get to the Guardians now who, uh, got their first win in Seattle yesterday. Not their first win of the season, their first win in Seattle.


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[Assistant] Uh, to improve to, uh, four and two on the season. We talked last week or... Friday.


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[Assistant] Was it Friday? Yeah, about creating a buzz. So the Die Hard fans obviously are into it.


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[Assistant] But the casual baseball fans, the casual guardians fans, have had nothing to get excited about.


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[Assistant] With this team, the entire offseason, they added, they made no significant additions.


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[Assistant] They were coming off a bad year and made no significant additions. So as a casual fan, there was really no reason to be excited about this season.


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[Assistant] And so they started a 10 game road trip and my thought was if they could come home at least 6 and 4 and maybe 7 and 3 are better, then you really create a buzz and maybe some excitement with the...


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[Assistant] The women's final four here, which we'll get through later. The eclipse. The eclipse, an opening day, and then maybe it creates some buzz, especially if the Guardians can win on opening day, because they're going to play the White Sox, who are a pretty awful team, so they can continue their role. They got off to a good start, winning three of four against Oakland. They lost the first game to Seattle on Tuesday. What's today? Wednesday? No, on Monday.


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[Assistant] And, uh, then last night they bounced back in what was a great pitching matchup on paper, Luis Castillo and Shane Bieber, and they got the job done. Mike, start us off. What do you, what do you got?


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[Assistant] I'm not going to worry about right now what they may or may not do with the trade deadline. That's a conversation for a later time. Believe it or not, as well as he pitched, I am a little concerned that his velocity was down a tick.