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[Assistant] His prediction played out in 2013, when after multiple rounds of quantitative easing, totaling more than $2 trillion, Bernanke signaled the Fed might start to taper off.


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[Assistant] Bernanke's successor Janet Yellen had better luck the following year.


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[Assistant] She was able to pause the quantitative easing part of the easing money policy without a tantrum.


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[Assistant] In part by suggesting she'd maintain the Fed's massive balance sheet of assets it had bought and to keep short-term interest rates low.


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[Assistant] The Fed justified its actions in part because the fears about runaway inflation hadn't materialized. And in fact, it was running below its target of 2% because economic growth was still low.


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[Assistant] But Yellen's partial easy money pullback didn't dampen concerns and criticisms about the ill effects of the Fed's policies.


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[Assistant] Joseph Stieglitz is one of the most well-known economists in America, and a winner of the Nobel Prize.


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[Assistant] He told me that while the Fed had done some good, he worried at the time that by stoking the stock market so aggressively it was exacerbating economic inequality.


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[Assistant] What sort of response did you get from folks at the Fed to what you were saying at the time?


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[Assistant] I heard a similar response when I raised these issues with the President of the Minneapolis Fed, Neel Kashkari, in March of 2021.


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[Assistant] He was the only current Fed official who agreed to speak to us.


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[Assistant] In fact, by 2015 the employment numbers were improving dramatically.


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[Assistant] But critics I spoke to said the Fed's focus on jobs was missing the full picture.


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[Assistant] Karen Petru is an unlikely critic of the central bank.


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[Assistant] 2015 to 2020 was actually considered a time of recovery. Unemployment was getting to record lows and there was a kind of conventional wisdom that the economy was in a good place at that point in time. So you disagreed with that.


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[Assistant] So ju- just to understand what was wrong with the models that the Fed was using in order to judge the success of their programs.


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[Assistant] The growing sense that the system was not working for the poor and middle class became a central theme of Donald Trump's populist campaign.


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[Assistant] It was a moment of potential for the Fed's easy money policies. Trump promised to take advantage of the low interest rates and create jobs by investing in new infrastructure.


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[Assistant] But once in office, the political paralysis in Washington only intensified.


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[Assistant] Are you saying that there was sort of a squandered opportunity here?


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[Assistant] The marquee legislative achievement to the Trump administration would instead be a tax cut that further boosted the markets and deepened economic inequality.


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[Assistant] The jury is still out on whether it contributed to the economic growth that had started to tick up during the Trump presidency. But to some inside the Fed, it seemed like an ideal time to pull back on the easy money experiment. One of them was Jerome Powell.


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[Assistant] Trump appointed Powell in late 2017.


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[Assistant] The Fed had already begun raising rates and reversing QE. They'd call it quantitative tightening, or QT. Powell took office eager to accelerate the effort.


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[Assistant] What had started out as an emergency measure to save the economy had become the status quo.


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[Assistant] Taking advantage of the Fed's low rates, private equity firms had been buying up huge swaths of the economy with borrowed money.


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[Assistant] Concentrating wealth and ownership of everything from houses to hospitals.


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[Assistant] The Fed's policies had also been fueling a frenzy in Silicon Valley.


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[Assistant] And enabling certain tech companies to disrupt and dominate entire industries without ever turning a profit.


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[Assistant] But perhaps the most destabilizing consequence to the economy was how the Fed's low interest rates had been incentivizing public companies to take on more and more debt.


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[Assistant] I saw numerous studies and reports detailing the extent of the debt and how even marquee companies were becoming so leveraged their credit ratings plummeted.


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[Assistant] The Fed had hoped that companies would put all that borrowed money to good use and invest in their workforce and their infrastructure. But in reality, it played out differently.


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[Assistant] Sheila Baer, a former top banking regulator, was issuing public warnings at the time that the Fed was incentivizing bad behavior on Wall Street despite its best intentions.


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[Assistant] Even some of the largest beneficiaries of this trend told me it made them uncomfortable, like legendary investor Jeremy Grantham.


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[Assistant] When you say we, you mean you and other members of the financial community have been this kind of blood sucker on the economy? Is that what you're saying?


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[Assistant] Kashkari and others have pointed out that it's the job of Congress and regulators to address some of these concerning trends. And when we sat down in 2021, he was quick to dispute the criticism that the Fed's policies had really just been boosting financial markets and helping Wall Street.


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[Assistant] Beyond the debate over the effects on Main Street, there were increasing concerns about the risks on Wall Street.


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[Assistant] What would happen to all those companies that had gone deep into debt and their investors if there was a downturn?


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[Assistant] But some of the most dire warnings were about a largely unregulated sector of the financial world that had become a key player in all the borrowing going on.


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[Assistant] Lev Menand, who'd been an economic advisor to the Fed and Treasury Department, was warning that even though Congress had imposed regulations on big banks after the financial crisis, shadow banks were largely untouched, and they were endangering the whole system.


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[Assistant] But by the end of 2019, little action had been taken by the Fed, financial regulators, or Congress to rein in the shadow banks and other growing risks. The system remained vulnerable to a shock. It would arrive in early 2020.


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[Assistant] The Fed responded to this new crisis with an old tool. Once again, quantitative easing.


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[Assistant] By mid-March, they'd made more than a trillion dollars available to the shadow banks and they cut interest rates back down to near zero.


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[Assistant] Despite the Fed's actions, the corporate debt market froze up, and companies were unable to pay their bills, putting the wider financial system at risk.


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[Assistant] In the White House, Eric Euland was the Trump administration's point person dealing with Congress on the response.


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[Assistant] The $2.2 trillion CARES Act, which unlike after the crisis in 2008, was aimed not just at Wall Street, but directly at individuals and small businesses as well.


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[Assistant] Part of the money would go to the Fed, which announced a new range of loan programs worth trillions. And for the first time, it began buying up corporate debt. The easy money experiment went into overdrive.


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[Assistant] I don't think most people are aware that we came this close to a bonafide financial crisis.


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[Assistant] In trying to keep workers employed and companies afloat, the Fed had also used its power to rescue some of the riskiest parts of the financial system, like the junk bond market.


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[Assistant] To the critics, the Fed was rewarding the same players and practices that had helped make the system so fragile in the first place.


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[Assistant] Billionaire bond investor Howard Marks called the Fed out at the time, saying it was undercutting the way the free market is supposed to work.


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[Assistant] This is the second time in 12 years that you and your institution have had to funnel into the financial system. Trillions of dollars and there is this sense that the financial markets have an ironclad backstop


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[Assistant] Responsibility or accountability does the Fed have for


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[Assistant] And corporate America would take on even more debt, which investors gobbled up.


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[Assistant] Fedshare Powell became a kind of cult figure, master of the money printer.


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[Assistant] Invest in these four tickers, I'll put them right above. And billions poured into so-called meme stocks.


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[Assistant] Crypto was all the rage in Hollywood, where actor Ben McKenzie saw celebrities pushing it on an unsuspecting public. With reporter Jacob Silverman, he began raising alarms.


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[Assistant] How does the Fed figure into this? Was there just so much money sloshing around that it just needed to go somewhere and crypto was one of those places where it just was like alright, we'll throw it in there.


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[Assistant] A number of serious investors like Jim Chanos began speaking out.


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[Assistant] When I sat down with Neel Kashkari again recently, I asked him how the madness in the markets looked to the Fed.


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[Assistant] It kind of was mania at the time. The Fed was continuing to flood the markets with liquidity, with money. Did you not see all of that mania as a sign of overheating? That an indicator in the markets was telling you something about, you know, what was happening in the economy?


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[Assistant] As the markets were heating up, so were concerns that the Fed's policies would fuel inflation.


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[Assistant] Critics like former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers were publicly expressing concern that all the stimulus money from the Fed and the government would boost economic demand at a time when supply problems from the pandemic were still an issue.


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[Assistant] What kind of evidence were you seeing that this may be stickier inflation than it is transitory? One, what companies were telling us.


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[Assistant] We're seeing inflation everywhere in what we're doing, okay?


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[Assistant] Any regret about not taking the foot off the pedal seeing what, for instance, the federal government was doing at that point in time?


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[Assistant] I put the same questions to Brian Deese, one of the chief architects of the Biden administration's $1.9 trillion rescue plan.


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[Assistant] Were the inflation concerns at the time part of your internal deliberation about doing the rescue act?


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[Assistant] You're saying that you knew that that could be a potential trade-off.


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[Assistant] Was there a concern at the White House that the Fed was running the economy too hot for too long?


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[Assistant] Through late 2021 and into 2022, stimulus from the Fed and the government would contribute to a rapid economic recovery.


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[Assistant] But inflation continued climbing at the fastest pace in decades, hitting the poor and middle class the hardest.


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[Assistant] When I visited St. Mary's Food Bank, the cars were lined up first thing in the morning.


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[Assistant] We heard similar stories from credit counselors and their clients at a money management counseling center.


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[Assistant] That's gone. So you're saying that it's not just folks that you're seeing that have had chronic problems with, with credit or, or, or, these are, there's a lot of new people that are coming to you now.


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[Assistant] Are your numbers up in terms of people that are seeking out help at the moment?


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[Assistant] In the fall of 2021, with inflation at 6.8%, well above the Fed's 2% target, Chairman Powell acknowledged it might not be transitory after all.


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[Assistant] It would be the start of a new phase in the Easy Money experiment.


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[Assistant] would all send inflation even higher and accelerate the fed's moves.


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[Assistant] Which brings us back to Jackson Hole, Wyoming in August 2022.


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[Assistant] Explain, for instance, to someone who is seeing their gas bills go up, their food bills go up, and groceries, their rents go up. How is it that higher interest rates and what you're doing with this very blunt instrument, how do you say that that's going to help them with those issues in particular?


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[Assistant] I mean, some people have said your kind of interest rates are almost like a hammer, a sledgehammer. It's not like a scalpel.


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[Assistant] Can these problems be solved with a scalpel or you really do believe that you need to bring the hammer down to some extent?


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[Assistant] So to those who point to the Fed and say you ran it too hot for too long and that was an epic mistake, you say what?


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[Assistant] A month after Jackson Hole, I caught up with business reporter Chris Leonard as the Fed was announcing another rate hike, moving at the fastest pace in 40 years.


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[Assistant] The specter of this kind of economic upheaval has heightened concerns about a recession.


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[Assistant] It's also raised fears of layoffs, which has aggravated the organized labour movement.


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[Assistant] What was your message for the Fed when they started to raise rates?


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[Assistant] But I mean, the Fed is tasked with controlling inflation and inflation is definitely bad for working people. So why advocate for the Fed to take its foot off the pedal?


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[Assistant] I understand that kind of the best case scenario being that you bring down inflation without unemployment going up, uhm, and that somehow we avoid a recession.


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[Assistant] But if employment does stay strong and inflation stays high, then don't you have to basically hurt the jobs market? I mean, isn't that the bottom line here?


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[Assistant] So how remote is the possibility that there could be much higher unemployment in the next couple of years?


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[Assistant] Throughout 2022 the economy remained strong. Unemployment hovered near historic lows.


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[Assistant] Causing the Fed to continue pumping the brakes to try to cool down inflation.


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[Assistant] For the stock market and bond market, it was the worst year since the great financial crisis in 2008.


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[Assistant] But look, when you, when you say you expect there to be a bigger correction, what does that actually mean? I mean, a lot of people are going to see this and get concerned about that obviously.


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[Assistant] In these early months of 2023 on Wall Street, some have been betting that the Fed will relent, stop raising interest rates as inflation cools down.


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[Assistant] Because the higher it pushes rates, and the longer it does, the greater the risks.


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[Assistant] One of the most pessimistic voices is economist Nouriel Roubini, who became famous for his accurate prediction of the financial crisis in 2008.


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[Assistant] If Rubini's prediction of a debt crisis is correct, then Jim Milstein would be on the front lines of it.


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[Assistant] He's known on Wall Street as the guy who countries and companies turn to when they run into trouble and need their debts to be restructured.


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[Assistant] Are you basically saying that we should be preparing right now that there would be, you know, a bursting of this massive credit bubble?


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[Assistant] One of the concerns is that there's a kind of debt bomb out there, both in the American economy as well as the global economy. How concerned are you about a credit bubble popping?


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[Assistant] So I guess the question though is how much disruption in the financial markets are you willing to tolerate now that they're adjusting to this new interest rate environment after more than a decade of zero rates?


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[Assistant] I mean the Fed has come to the rescue several times and we've talked about this in the past of the financial markets that had grown


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[Assistant] Vulnerable and brittle. So are you saying, I'm just, again, I'm asking what...


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[Assistant] What degree of disruption would you have to see in order for the Fed to intervene?


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[Assistant] It enacted emergency measures to shore up the banking system after two banks collapsed.


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[Assistant] It's unclear what the Fed will do next, but just days before the bank failures, Jerome Powell appeared before Congress to answer tough questions about the economy.


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[Assistant] The hearing was a showcase of partisan politics and government gridlock.


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[Assistant] And it was yet another reminder of how, in an era of political dysfunction, we've become so dependent on the Fed and on easy money to drive the American economy.


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[Assistant] And what was the significance of capturing that? Oh.


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[Assistant] AT&T knew that it was in trouble and that it had to get very aggressive on expanding their network footprint, uh, especially around capacity.


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[Assistant] I think we're on the cusp of a pretty massive build up across all of the major networks, in particular Sprint, Verizon, and AT&T to deliver these much higher speed networks.


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[Assistant] The problem of focusing the enforcement attention at the bottom, at the small subcontractor,


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[Assistant] You can enforce your OSHA standards on that individual contractor and hit them all. But there are a lot of other contractors that are going to pop up.


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[Assistant] If we want to improve conditions in a workplace like Towers, we have to think about the system that generates fatalities.


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[Assistant] The carrier sets many of the conditions that ultimately affect injuries and fatalities on that work site.


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[Assistant] By setting the amount of money that the people who actually do that work are going to be paid for that work and therefore how much they can invest in things like health and safety and paying


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[Assistant] High enough wages to attract people who might be competent to do that work.


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[Assistant] Hey everybody, it's time once again for Gay Drinking and we're really excited about this one because I'm here with Rihanna.


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[Assistant] This is a drink called Under My Rumbrella. Alright, so it's rum. Okay. That's how we start it. And then we're gonna put in some chocolate rum balls. What's a rum ball? Uhm, it's not important. Scoop of rum, raisin, ice cream.


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[Assistant] 8 out of 10? Alright, this next one is, uh, Diamonds in the Rye.


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[Assistant] It's gonna have some rye whiskey, okay? Cause our diamonds is, uh,


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I feel like we've just been drinking. This is a game. There's right or wrong answers.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I, uh, as a fashion icon, I'm curious if you remember where


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[Assistant] You wore certain outfits. So here's the thing, if you can tell me where you wore it, I will drink. And if you can't remember where you wore it, you will drink. Alright, first one up. Where did you wear that?


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[Assistant] Ready? This one I, uh, I'll be very impressed if you can get this one right. Ready?


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[Assistant] I think we all know bartenders are really good at giving advice. Uhm, I'm gonna get you a drink and I want to give you the opportunity to ask me anything that you want to ask me and I will give you advice on it.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, I feel like you have a lot of lines of business right now, right?


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[Assistant] You do? You want your pilot to be like, hey, uh, we're about to take off. I got a D inside.


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[Assistant] Okay, I have a genuine advice question. Your nickname is RiRi. What would be a good nickname for me?


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[Assistant] My wife often says to me, I'm so lucky I married her because I have no game, but I would like to prove right now how good my game is. Rihanna, feel free to ring this bell as soon as my pickup line is back. This is me showing off how good my game is.


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[Assistant] What's a nice boy like me doing in the big city without his parents?


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[Assistant] Wait, your best guess on what the title of Avatar was was Unicorn?


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[Assistant] And I would like to close tonight by giving a gift of music. And, uh, obviously I'm a great fan of yours, so I'm gonna put on these noise-canceling headphones. And I'm gonna sing some of your songs to you.


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[Assistant] Would you like to have something to eat?


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[Assistant] Will you eat your broccoli, then a treat?


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the couch.


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[Assistant] You found me, and I see you. Peek-a-boo!


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb.


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[Assistant] Mommy, mommy, I hate my knee.


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[Assistant] This big robot is all charged up to meet you. Attacking the power pole should disrupt its power supply.


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[Assistant] WeWork is saying its total opportunity is three trillion dollars. I mean, that's three and a half percent of the entire world's GDP.


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[Assistant] Spontaneous, I mean, it seemed so obvious to me.


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[Assistant] But it is the largest copper and gold resource in North America.


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[Assistant] You were using it to access a genetic memory file in Helix labeled ShakeHormack? You worked for Abstergo Entertainment, remember? Any of this ringing a bell! Your session triggered something bad and it's affecting the whole building. We need to find your boss.


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[Assistant] You haven't forgotten your boss, have you? Melanie Lemay, zipper, chipper, overachiever. Here, take your communicator, check it if you get lost. Now let's get outta here.


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[Assistant] You heard the man. Fine. I need to borrow your numbskull. That okay with you, Miss Lemay?


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[Assistant] Technically you're not responsible for this, but you're the one who let the virus out. So I think it's only fair you help clean it up.


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[Assistant] Mr. Bird wants us to relive Shay's genetic memories. To do that, we need to access them from Helix. But the Helix is down. We'll have to reboot the main servers in the basement.


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[Assistant] That virus is cutting off our access to complete memories. The readable, but messy.


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[Assistant] Took you long enough, piss pot. What is this place?


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[Assistant] Well, the customs agents of France can rest easy. Arpino's dead.


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[Assistant] Took you long enough, pisspot. Belek. Shoulda known it'd be you that'd find me. Only question is, what happens now?


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[Assistant] You poisoned Mirabeau. He poisoned us! Peace with the Templars is a fairy tale. And you're the only one who can save the Brotherhood? You think it's the first time this has happened?


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[Assistant] The first time that the assassins have been forced to purge their leadership. The first time that the Order has built itself back up from nothing to power. No. Masyaf. Monteregioni. The American colonies. It's all happened before.


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[Assistant] So the drill bit can cut the core, and then it'll bring it out in these rods.


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[Assistant] If Pebble was wanting to figure out, you know, whether there are faults of such around here.


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[Assistant] I'd say primarily it's a copper mine. With gold, uh, certainly with gold credits, yeaah. But it's primarily a copper mine.


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[Assistant] If, for example, gold was to go to, you know, five thousand dollars an ounce tomorrow, this would become a gold mine. Just that little section there, this is...


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[Assistant] I think you'd have to be crazy to think that anything but shutting that place down would be the thing to do.


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[Assistant] And everyone knew that's what needed to happen. And that should have happened months before that. And had that happened, there's a whole cohort of nurses, lab techs and cleaners that wouldn't have died. So many lives would have been saved.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, how's it going? My name is Markiplier. But then again, you probably already knew that. Great. My door is open. BRB.


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[Assistant] Good enough to excuse me for not doing these on a regular basis because


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[Assistant] I wanna make sure that you guys know that this connection here is like the most important thing in my life. And it may not seem like it to you, but I'm working my butt off in the background trying to-


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[Assistant] Make sure you guys stay connected to me because I respond to like comments here and there and I respond to tweets here and there and I respond to emails when I can, but I have so many of them that I can't always give people the personal attention that


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[Assistant] The next two hours after this is posted, I'm gonna be responding to comments as much as I can, uh, trying to answer you guys' questions. Also ask me anything you want to ask, just in case, you know, I might bring it up in the next vlog coming up.


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[Assistant] Great. Thirdly, I've got a bunch of friends coming into town over the next two weeks. Uh, Tyler, who some people remember from the UNOS livestream, Wade is coming down to LA, and then also Bob. So at some point, all three of them will be over here in LA, which is amazing because they have not been out here in almost a year.


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[Assistant] Like it's been a long long time. But what with people's lives and Bob going to law school. I mean frivolous things like that. Where I'm sitting at home in my underwear playing video games.


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[Assistant] Uh, with the recent fangame that I played, Dream.exe, uh, the draw of my life that I did about two years back just came up. Actually, I think almost exactly two years back on May 4th, I believe. And, uh,


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[Assistant] It was interesting to see because that is like a piece of my life. It's a story that I tell about the hardships and the good times that I've had throughout my life that kinda led


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[Assistant] To me being here, it's the Cliff Notes version of my life. Uh, and, and what is amazing to me is that that resonates with so many people. I mean, over 8 million people have seen it, and the fact that 8 million people are interested in my life?


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[Assistant] My hair kinda looks like a bird now. Great. What I'm trying to say is that video resonated with a lot of people and on a meta level that means that my life or the story of my life resonates with a lot of people and that's very meaningful to me and it puts me in this odd position because


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[Assistant] People will come up to me, and I was just at the Renaissance Festival with, uh, the Game Grumps. If you wanna see some pictures about that, check out these scrolling across the screen here. Don't I look dashing and handsome alongside Danny Sexbang? But it-it-it's interesting to me because people will come up to me and they will say,


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[Assistant] How they can relate to pieces of my life and they can relate to how I went through hardships and I came out a better person for it and


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[Assistant] It puts me in a weird position because you guys know about my story, but I have almost no way to know about your story. And I say yours as a whole, I know that there are about a million people watching this video, and there's a million stories to be told.


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[Assistant] And the fact that some of those stories go untold is a little bit of a tragedy, and I wish there was a better way for it, but the only thing that I can do is encourage you to keep telling your story.


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[Assistant] You know, as a YouTuber, I have a platform through which I can talk to you guys and I can tell you whatever I want. And the thing about YouTubers is, sometimes they use that for good. I'm not calling anyone out.


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[Assistant] For that, sometimes they use it for their own personal gain, and I'm not calling anyone out for that either. All I'm saying is that YouTube is a platform, it's a really big soapbox where we can stand up and we can speak to a crowd.


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[Assistant] Like we have to use that responsibly and we have to try to do our best to make sure that the message we're spreading is worth spreading at all.


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[Assistant] So if there was ever a message that I wanted to spread to you guys, it's that you have more power than you know, and your story


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[Assistant] Just because my story can reach millions of people does not make it more


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[Assistant] Meaningful, impactful, or important than your story. And this is me standing on my soapbox telling you guys that you are important, and you matter, and people may be sick of hearing that, but god damn it I'm gonna tell it until the end of my days. Because one of the greatest things about this community that we've been building for the past three years, is that you guys can talk to each other.


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[Assistant] And you guys can reach out to each other and I've seen it over and over again and it makes me more proud every time I do see it.


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[Assistant] Hello, hello me, I'm commenting down there. But, like, it's amazing because you guys can talk to each other and you guys can reach out to each other and you guys can spread love, you know, everywhere you go and you guys can spread inspiration everywhere you go because that's the thing people need the most sometimes.


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[Assistant] Is just knowing that there's people that give a shit, and that's so hard to find some places, and it's so weird to say like, that doesn't happen. People don't give a crap about what's going on out there, but you guys do.


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[Assistant] And even if you don't feel like you do right now, hey, welcome to the community. You're gonna, no matter what, in these next few weeks when I'm doing these vlogs, you're gonna feel like you actually do give a crap. And I hope you do. Like, it may sound crude at first, but...


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[Assistant] Giving a crap is like the most basic part of being in this community and the charity efforts that we do in reaching out to people and helping people and making the world a little bit better all starts with giving a shit.


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[Assistant] So anyway, that's enough blathering for today. I'm gonna be doing these vlogs every week, so if you have a question that you want me to answer in the next one, please write it in the comments below. I'll try to answer as many questions as I can while I'm down there. Good luck to you, Mark! There's thousands of comments.


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[Assistant] See how many comments you can write and I'll see how many I can actually get through. So thank you everybody so much for watching. Check out those other videos that I talked about in the beginning of the video. They're linked down in the description too. And check out the other cool stuff that I've done that I've forgotten that I will also link down there.


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[Assistant] Thank you everybody so much for watching. Thank you guys for being such an amazing community. Thank you guys so much for the support over the three years that I've been doing YouTube. Uh, check out my Draw My Life even if you want, if you haven't seen it already. And thanks again for watching.


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[Assistant] I still get goosebumps thinking about it, and I will never forget the experience. In Elwa 3, I saw a level of devastation that I've never seen. I went into one of the tents, and there was a woman lying on the ground. She had beautifully plaited hair. When I looked more closely, I realized that she was dead.


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[Assistant] And the staff were too busy trying to care for the living to even remove her.


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[Assistant] It was seeing a country essentially in free fall and knowing.


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[Assistant] knowing with certainty that no matter what we did it was going to get a lot worse before it got better. I was frankly furious.


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[Assistant] What I said was that this isn't about response in the next three months. It's response in the next three days that matters.


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[Assistant] Cases were increasing exponentially. They were doubling every three weeks.


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[Assistant] Each month of delay would result in a tripling of cases.


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[Assistant] My family, when I was growing up, we were raised on the land. Uhm, my dad was a trapper and we were raised off subsistence.


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[Assistant] Optic, totally fried. And let's not even talk about the power supply. You know how expensive this gear is, son?


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[Assistant] If your shields go down, find some cover, wait for the meter to read fully charged.


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[Assistant] So Johnson, when you gonna tell me how you made it back home in one piece?


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[Assistant] Huh, my ass! Well, you can forget about those adjustments to your A2 scope.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. I'm afraid not. These older models are entirely at the mercy of the breeze, and there is far too much of it, I'm afraid, to be safe. Now, this particular example, what do you think you're doing?


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[Assistant] Jemma warned me about you. You're one of them, aren't you? An assassin.


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[Assistant] The enemy ship has stopped above the ring, ma'am. We're going to pass right over it.


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[Assistant] I came to help, but I see I am late. Thank you for dealing with these foul criminals.


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[Assistant] Master Cormac, I am sorry to bother you when you were barely out of your sick bed. No, I... I've had enough of being cooped up. Then perhaps you could get a friend of mine out of trouble.


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[Assistant] His name is Christopher Gist. And he might be in over his head.


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[Assistant] The villains are entrenched at Old Fort Arsenal. I have urgent business in Albany. Please tell Master Gist to join me there.


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[Assistant] Eh, thanks for the captain here. It is a fine vessel, Captain Cormac. Thank you, Colonel Monroe. Master Guest, did you learn more about our conspirators and their new weapons?


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[Assistant] When I am issued new recruits burdened with regrets, I tell them the surest way to lose them is with gunpowder.


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[Assistant] Little brothers. Now, Chris and I are going to be competing today to see who has what it takes to work in the very high pressure world of restaurants. Here to judge who out of us will be the best working restauranteur, please welcome head chef, Andre Garrett.


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[Assistant] How are you, Andre? Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Now, Andre, tell us, we're going to be competing today. What are you looking for in a member of staff? I'm looking for someone really committed, really attention detailed, and uhm, really hard working.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you the truth right now. You're a movie star, you're an action hero, you're a great actor, okay? You're beautiful, alright? But, when it comes to charm on a front desk, this is where I win, okay? I am Louis Charmstrong, alright? Hello! Hello!


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[Assistant] You know, think about it, play it for the cameras, and make a decision. Chef Andre, the competition has come to a close. It's time to declare a winner. Chris.


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[Assistant] There are some important reasons why messenger RNA was appealing for developing a COVID-19 vaccine. First of all, the virus itself is an RNA virus, so it lent itself to this technology.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of data. They've done lots of drilling, lots of field data. Uhm, it's incredible.


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[Assistant] Once they go to permit and they file a report and they ask to get a permit, I think they'll get the permits. I think, you know, the DNR Large Mines Department is going to figure out a way to permit this thing.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and they'll have a bunch of mitigating measures and stuff to try to reduce the risk and the impacts, but it'll go to permit once they file.


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[Assistant] If Pebble Mine is permitted and they develop a port and the road and the power, it would be a game changer for that region of Alaska.


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[Assistant] And there's so many other claims around that I just think it's just step one out of hundreds of mines. So I would see no end of mining in that district. It would go on for a century or two probably.


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[Assistant] But they didn't know if they could put me on the show, but they ended up coming to put me on the show anyway, so.


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[Assistant] You know, you're not the first person that said that. It's like, I done talked to like seven different people who done told me that he was on the inside. Like, we knew you was going to jail, but you knew you was going to jail. Cause you were on live. I was like, what the hell? Yea, I was.


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[Assistant] 2017, that was the last time they've been locked up. But like, other than that, I ain't never been locked up. This is history. I ain't never been locked up at no show.


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[Assistant] Like, I ain't never been locked up doing something that you're supposed to be doing. You know, you get locked up for doing shit you ain't supposed to be doing. At least you're not that surprised. You get what I'm saying? So I was like, that shit right there, that'll crash. That's great.


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[Assistant] Nah, nah. I ain't even know smoke. I ain't know it was no smoke. I ain't know it was no smoke till the police told me, like, he ain't never told me it was no beef, like.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So I ain't know nothing about no beef when I got there. Like, so shit, you know. I knew about that. I knew about that once I got there. Like, oh, the rapper doesn't want to be by you.


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[Assistant] And you probably can just look them up and down and look at their character and just, you know, you get what I'm saying? You know, you get a feel of people, feel of people, you know, it's like a vibe.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,


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[Assistant] Bro ain't really cut like that. So, you know, I ain't really knew it was no beef or no static till I got there. So when I got there, you know, I'm getting told that, you know, hey, why I'm in a police car? Like, hey, you know, uh, you know,


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[Assistant] It's a rapper in there. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, what you talking about? How long? You went from telling me from a warrant to, nah, this really what's going on. Is you supposed to be here? Am I supposed to be here? He looked up his shit. My name right there on that fly, right there, that's me. Like yeaah, so you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know, man. I came to do a show. I came to rap. Right. What could I do at Frisco and at the Ford Center? You was in there, you seen this.


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[Assistant] Yes. So why would I even come in there, you was in there, I didn't even get to get in there and see, but I'm just imagining already like, why would I come to Frisco and play with these people like that, play with these.


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[Assistant] These allow enforcement like that. I wouldn't even do nothing if I came in there to rap.


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[Assistant] People fear for their safety and you know, people said it wasn't a good idea. People said, you know, they kind of nervous about me coming and so, you know, then boom, boom, boom. You know what could have happened was, they could have said, hey, can you just leave?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got this, I got this problem, I got a song, uh, on my new project called Ministers Society, where I explain it. It's like, nobody can...


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[Assistant] Nobody could know you and they'll put a jacket on you, right? And so it's like, it's like if you, have you ever met Whitney Houston?


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[Assistant] No, I'm not. Okay, I've never met her neither, but, so I can't really say she a crankhead.


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[Assistant] So I can't go off that. You get what I'm saying? All I know is hit the high notes, sing, and woo woo woo woo woo woo woo make you feel it through your body, Whitney. I don't know nothing about that other shit. So, it's the same thing with me when they be putting this jacket on my back.


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[Assistant] Man, he can't go over it cause he this. He that, he gonna do something. Have you ever seen him do that? Nah, but I done heard the stories. You can't do that, so I get that a lot. You get what I'm saying? Now I have, I have cut up in the, in the past. I have done some crazy shit in the past, you know what I'm saying? Like, I come from that background where, you know, it's like this. So, you know.


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[Assistant] Of course, I'ma do something at some point in time. But all the time, like nah, I'm not on that. So you know, it's a time and place for everything. So you know, I came to the motherfuckin' Ford Center to do what I'm supposed to do. Right. And pick up a microphone and rap. But people do feel like, nah, I ain't, nah.


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[Assistant] That's exactly. I went through three meet- but that's not the first time. I done, I done had to go through these meetings a lot of times. I just don't explain myself like, uh, or how did he get on this show? Just, shit, I just look at it like, here I'm here.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Like from the city, from the car shows, to everything. I gotta go through them.


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[Assistant] How it go, I don't really get into all that, but like, I know back in the day, if it smoke, go smoke it out.


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[Assistant] Trying like I'm sounding hard and no shit like that. Let me tell you a story that kinda go around it.


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[Assistant] When I was locked up as a juvenile, not my adult cases, I was in a boys home placement kind of mad lock.


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[Assistant] In my city, if you're from Dallas, niggas know about Mad Lock. I went to Outlet Shit, Mad Lock, TYC. Outlet Shit. But when I was in Mad Lock, we go buy shirts. Colored shirts. Depending on whatever colored shirt you get, you get to go home.


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[Assistant] So, the burgundy shirt is the last shirt and you go home.


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[Assistant] Your yellow shirt, when you first come in, that's when you first come in, you new.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? You just got here, so you gotta do your time. But when you in a burgundy shirt, that means you got two weeks left. You finna go home.


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[Assistant] I got into it, I had a burgundy shirt and got into it with a nigga who had a yellow shirt.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna say commissary because we don't get commissary as a juvenile. But we do get, you know what I'm saying, we get little special privileges on snacks and shit. We gamble for some breakfast trades. Connect4, everybody know I'm a beast in Connect4. You play Connect4?


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[Assistant] Look, so I beat his ass. I beat his ass on connect 4. But he a yellow shirt.


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[Assistant] So, yellow shirt ain't got nothing to lose. You just got here. You ain't got nothing to lose. When you a yellow shirt, you guaranteed ten fights before they say, okay, that's enough. You get what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] So boom, it was on some shit like, I beat him at the tray.


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[Assistant] And when it came to Chad that morning, he was on some shit like, I'm finna eat my shit. So I'm like, damn.


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[Assistant] Okay, well they finna put us in, where we go, we gotta fold clothes and shit. They finna put us in there to go. So, damn, it's either.


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[Assistant] I got to say so to, do I want this, do I want this inmate to fold clothes with me or do I want to pick another yellow shirt?


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[Assistant] Not knowing it's smoke, cause he didn't give me my motherfuckin' breakfast tray. Told on some shit like, I did. I said nah.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? So I ain't gonna say, just like the situation you just asked me, if it's a show, if it's a show, and there's another audience who'll do, it depends on what type of smoke it is. If I got the most shit to lose, if I got the most shit to lose on some shit like, where it's like that situation, then, then, I'm not gonna say, I'll never tell them don't come.


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[Assistant] I never tell a security or the police, hey bro, can you not let him come, come on man. As a man, like nah, but I'm just gonna make sure I do what I gotta do so I can get in, stick and move, do my shit, pop my shit, look good, and you know what I'm saying, and escape, you know what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, look, look, look. Lemme, I just wanna punch him down. If it's some beef.


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[Assistant] I'm not no boxer, but I punch a nigga head down. You get what I'm saying? So it's like, it's like just to shut everybody up. Punch him down, we punch it out for some money and we get the money to charity. You know what I'm saying? Give them to the kids. You know, the kids gonna love to see they, they hometown rappers scratch.


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[Assistant] They gonna smoke it out in the gloves. You get what I'm saying? And once they do that, after I beat their ass,


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[Assistant] Turn around and get them kids their money, you get what I'm saying? So you know, it's like a win-win situation. I win and the kids win. You get what I'm saying? Or the community, or whoever, whoever get the money. You get what I'm saying? Cause I'm not doing it for the money.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to kill all, whatever it is, whatever the beef or the smoke it is, I still don't know about it because a nigga still ain't told me nothing.


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[Assistant] And as a rapper, you know, we have a thick imagination. You get what I'm saying? We are allowed to lie.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? I'm friendly. Friendly ass rapper like I told them on 219. I'm a friendly ass rapper. Don't mind me. You get what I'm saying? I don't be, man, I'm just doing what the next rapper do online. That's what these niggas be doing, man, you know? Really, I'm just like a news reporter. You get what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So it's like, you know, I ain't incriminate myself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, you're like, and then some of them don't even stop. Some of them just still going. Like I be telling other rappers like, man, you ain't gotta, you know, you ain't gotta show that bitch. You know what I'm saying? If you really gonna blow that bitch, you ain't gotta show that bitch. So like, nah bro, I don't do that no more.


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[Assistant] I think my last video with the stick was with, uh, the word around time and I'm on it.


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[Assistant] On my last video, uh, uh. If I got a stick in the video, it's like Movescripted. It's written like this.


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[Assistant] Man, it's easy to get a gun, man. I remember back in the day, man, it was like, it was in a gang. Like, 20 of y'all with one gun.


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[Assistant] Now, shit, there's five niggas with 60 guns. Like, you get what I'm saying? They got enough to pass that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, on some shit like, uh, I feel like, I feel like you do need a gun though. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Like, America. The shit that's going on, man. You see the game.


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[Assistant] You see these fake ass security guards that wanna be like, act like they police, gunning niggas down, like, come on, man.


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[Assistant] You need your, but the way the system is set up is so fucked up because if you are failing, you can't own a firearm and if you are, uh,


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[Assistant] If you're any type of gang affiliated and, and this gun, you know, you ain't, you ain't bout no gun, you done bout it off the street, you know, they still gon', they gon', you can catch a body, you still gon' get hit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't. All my cases is dealt with with a file on them, so I can't handle them.


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[Assistant] It's like, that's what I'm saying, it's good and bad. It's like, it's good. It's good to have a gun.


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[Assistant] To protect yourself and to be on your P's and Q's and to, you know, niggas got kids.


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[Assistant] Niggas waiting on they mama's birthday next week, so you know, they won't be able to make it to see that. You know what I'm saying? Gotta take they little girl to school, take they son to football practice, or you know what I'm saying? Or even get up and jack they dick off, or whatever they want to do, like. Sometimes you gotta do that. All that, yeaah. So, long as you got that burner, you know you can prevent, but the judge don't understand that.


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[Assistant] A judge won't understand if, I got, I got, I got partners right now who doing time for the gun and not for the body.


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[Assistant] Either I was gonna catch this body or I wasn't even gonna be here talking to you.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So it's like, but it's like the system don't give a fuck about that. They don't care. Like, uh, basically they tell you, you should've did well back in the day and you won't have to worry about it.


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[Assistant] Being able to have a gun. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, they don't understand that. So it's like, it's good and bad. It's good to have you strapped, man. You know, don't nobody want, ain't nobody trying to die. Like hell nah, nigga got shit to do. You know what I'm saying? Like nigga got shit to see. But at the same time, it's like,


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[Assistant] Niggas with guns, crash dummies with guns, it's like, shootin' wrong niggas, shootin' kids, and robbin' bullshit ass convenience stores for $450, shootin' a clerk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everything, uh, social media fucked it up. Ain't no more OGs, man. That shit over with. OGs won't be the young niggas. It's the young nigga world right now. We running shit and you got, and the majority of OGs want to be the young nigga. Because why? OG, it's like they don't have no juice no more in this generation.


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[Assistant] So it's like, they trying to get on that young nigga wave and you know, it's like, but they not knowing how they looking. Like OG, you not looking OG's right now, you looking BG's, you looking baby gangsta.


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[Assistant] Who's still standing on what they believe in, who's still standing on, you know, the rights and wrongs of this shit, like, who's still staying true to the game and, you know, giving a nigga like me some advice and shit. I still, I still listen to the OG's, you know, that I got in my circle like, lil bro.


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[Assistant] They at number. It's not no more really, no OG's like I say. Niggas going to buy clothes like us.


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[Assistant] Looking like us, but they, but they 48. They standing in the DJ booth and standing there. They all trying to drop a mixtape. You got niggas talking about make them a Twitter and all type of shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the first time it really, really popped out. Like I did all my groundwork, you understand me? So, you know, I did all the, I grind and got it out the mug. But like, now that everybody, like you getting to know me and the Vlad's and everybody else, like around the world where I've been going and hearing that. So it's like, it's a, yeah, this stuff.


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[Assistant] This the me in the game, like, I'm in the game, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] When I was in the motherfuckin' cell. Matter of fact, visitation.


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[Assistant] It's touching, man. It's crazy. I asked him this question. I've been telling the same story five years. Like every...


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[Assistant] Every interview I tell, it's science stories. It's like, shit, my daddy kind of visit me before I couch in TDC. It's all some shit like, when you get out, instead of doing what you doing, rap about it. Alright, rap about it. What you mean?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he be like, jeez, you know, you can rap. I was like, yeaah, what that mean though?


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[Assistant] Put your life in the music. Rap about it. You ain't gotta do it no more. Just rap about it. I'm like, man, that shit don't work. What that's gonna get me? Rappin' about it. He was like, it's better to rap about it than do it. Cause you ain't hurt nobody.


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[Assistant] I swear, like I ain't wake up and say, man, I'ma be the, I used to want to be the hot boys when I was little, you know what I'm saying, like cash money. But I ain't, you know, that's when I was little. You get what I'm saying? But like, when a nigga grew up, by the time a nigga hit 14,


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[Assistant] I don't know. Nigga was out here in the streets, so it was like, all that shit was fantasy. That shit wasn't real. Like, nigga, we out here, we struggling.


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[Assistant] We, we, we, we doing what we gotta do to survive, you know what I mean? So, you know, I'm running the streets here every night, so it's like, that rap shit is not even, that's not like...


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[Assistant] So that was like getting hot on me. Like I'm just, go make a song.


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[Assistant] I found that drink, weed, pills, none of that shit, I'm drug free all the way, tobacco, cigarette, black and mountain, none of that. Even alcohol.


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[Assistant] I don't want none of this shit. I don't want none of that. That ain't for me. That ain't my body don't even.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I got a, I got a pound of rain now, uh, he on dialysis.


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[Assistant] Right? Fuck me up. Now I gotta get my blood drawn every morning like so.


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[Assistant] Niggas who wouldn't even, niggas who wouldn't even pick up a cup or even knew what some drink was.


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[Assistant] Don't give me a double cup shit. Nigga got four cups doing it wrong and shit. Looking goofy.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So it's like, oh, you just following the trend. So a lot of these niggas just be, I don't even be believing in these niggas. They high, they gone, be sitting up here at the end of you sleeping shit, thinking that shit cool, looking goofy in the hole.


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[Assistant] But hey, like, you know what I'm saying, clout is the biggest drug, so you know, if the niggas want to do that, you know, let them pop they shit, you know what I mean? I don't knock a nigga getting high and get fucked up. If you was already doing it, that's you, that's you. Don't start.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not, like, it's heavy sin. Like, my mama had me in the church. Like, she, my daddy been rappin'.


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[Assistant] My momma was singing, my daddy was rapping, so I sang and rapped, so it was like, it's always been, it's always been natural like from the go, like way before you got in the studio. I'm talking about late nights, momma got her company coming to the house she want to show at.


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[Assistant] Come boy, come here and sing that one song for, sing it for my friends, mama, come on man. Then my daddy, late night hang on him in the apartments, he got his potters around, watch my son make a little rap. Don't speak this shit, don't move. So it's like- You were very encouraged. Yea, it's like, I ain't never been shy.


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[Assistant] As far as good shit in school, I was everybody's favorite. You know what I'm saying? I was uh, I was popular.


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[Assistant] You knew Mo 3, like, like you already knew who it was, like, before rap, you get what I'm saying? So like, in school, as far as on the good side, nigga was popular. Had all the hoes, chasing the nigga, like, like, I'm the nigga you wanna hang with, like.


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[Assistant] My little circular, circular gang members nigga runnin' with is like, I was always in the front. I was the littlest one. Like, the youngest one, so like on some good shit, like yo, even the teachers.


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[Assistant] What you don't wanna say, I'ma say it. What you thinking about, I'ma go say it.


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[Assistant] So it's like, it's good and bad. Cause it's good cause like, people be happy. Like, man, I wanted to say that, but I ain't wanted to promote. Three said it, so I'm happy he did it.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's like, I'm a Gemini too, so.


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[Assistant] They listen to my music, tell me all the time, bro. You get me through my day, bro.


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[Assistant] You couldn't have said it in my belt. Like, what you just said, I'm going through right now. You get what I'm saying? Like, I really, I really appreciate you. I appreciate your lyrics. I don't even know you. I appreciate your lyrics. Like, you get what I'm saying? Like, yo shit get me through my day. So it's like, like, as a kid growing up, like,


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[Assistant] Even in jail, bro, I've been incarcerated all my life, bro. I've been in every correctional facility. Dallas, Texas has ever built CCD, Sequoia, Service, the whole, uh, U Village, Matlock, TYC, uhm, uh, motherfuckin', uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, I did all this shit, but through that hole, through that hole, getting in trouble process, I still was the nigga to be around, like, from the guards, like, to the inmates. Like, when I leave jail, it's a sad thing.


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[Assistant] Alright, bitch, you make our day go by. You know what I'm saying? I went to prison at 17 years old, four aggravated robbers with a deadly weapon.


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[Assistant] My first time, my first adult charge ever, they sent me to the pen. So it was like, I went to a bird unit first, in Huntsville, Texas.


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[Assistant] I went to the bread unit, it was a transfer unit. I stayed there, like, three weeks. I had, uh, two sellers. I had a seller from Colleen. And, uh, I had a seller from Houston. You know what I'm saying? And it was like...


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[Assistant] It's like, do them three weeks. Not just my cellist, but the everybody on my cell block.


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[Assistant] Like, they gravitated to a nigga them three weeks before a nigga went to the Robinson unit and I went to Childress, Texas at the Roach unit. I discharged at Wiles unit.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? But like, when I got to these units, it's like, from the day one, day two, not on no friendly shit.


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[Assistant] I'ma beat me, I'ma pop my shit, I'ma say what I, I'ma say what I gotta say, say what I mean. And then shit, we can laugh later. You get what I'm saying? Like so, it's like.


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[Assistant] I'm glad I went. If I'd have never went, I wouldn't. I'm glad I went. Like, like for real. At first I was mad. I would call her home every day. Damn mom, shit. Shit going by slow.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? Like, man, I'm ready to come on. But like, once a nigga, once a nigga look up now, and I look at everywhere I done been and, and all the people I done got to touch and reach, it's just like...


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[Assistant] I'm glad I went to outlet. I'm glad I struggled. I'm glad I slept in my car.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? I'm glad, I'm glad that nobody, I'm glad that nobody helped me when I needed help.


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[Assistant] I'm glad, I'm glad I couldn't, I'm glad I wasn't invited to the shit because I couldn't dress or, or I didn't have enough money. I'm glad. Why? Because I talk about it now.


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[Assistant] DG's, the club called DG's in Dallas, I tell them all the time. I don't even go to that bitch, but that's my favorite strip club.


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[Assistant] Like, that's crazy. That's my favorite strip club, but I don't even go there.


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[Assistant] And why is my favorite strip club not? Cause I don't care about seeing no ass. I can see ass outside the strip club. You get what I'm saying? So it's not about that. When I first went to DG's, the strip was in there. And my head like, okay, damn.


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[Assistant] I don't got no money. I don't need to be coming here. I can't, I ain't got no clothes. I been wearing these signed clothes.


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[Assistant] Five, six days. What I'm need to go to the strip club for? I see niggas in their Bible and throwing money and shit.


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[Assistant] What the fuck they gonna look at me for? You get what I'm saying? But once I went in there and got to talk to some of these dancers, they was struggling like I was.


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[Assistant] Three, three, we fuck with you, three. We, bro, we fear you, bro.


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[Assistant] I would talk to a stripper outside the strip club. Right. Like, if I would see a stripper outside the strip club.


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[Assistant] At that time in my life, yeaah, I shoot my shot, I pop my shit. But in the strip club now, I was scared of them. Why? Because in the strip club, money rules everything. Yes, and I was broke in the bitch and looking at them, I'm looking like, damn, this whole bad shit don't want no nigga like me. Look at this dirty ass white tee.


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[Assistant] In fact, really, really, these strippers so motherfuckin'. Some of them so motherfuckin'.


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[Assistant] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,


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[Assistant] Settle down on like, nah, nah, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't my thing. You understand? But like, I fuck with them though. You get what I'm saying? I respect they hustle. You get what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] They done seen too much. Like, downstairs done seen too much. Right. Like you gotta understand, they see a hundred different niggas. They know too much. So out of their hundred different niggas, if they done talked to 40 of them, out of 40 of them, if they done actually pulled up on 20 of them and got to see how they livin', it's like, they seen so much, so it's like,


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[Assistant] Shit, they sunk in now. It's like, they into this. It's like, you know, it's like players club.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? They told Diamond, like, Ebony got something to gain.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? I know we're trying to pay that intuition at the school, the tuition. You know what I'm saying? I was an intuition.


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[Assistant] Cause I ain't been in that. You know what I'm saying? Like. But.


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[Assistant] That first DG's when I first came out and I was broke. Bro, bro, I got so close to some of them dancers in there, they was struggling like me.


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[Assistant] I ain't go to that bitch, cause they gonna tell me I was pushing baskets. You were about to be in the Kroger. In the parking lot, yeaah. I said, nah, I want to be at the cash register. Nah, you gotta push. Man, it's hot in the bitch, nah. I got on the bus and left, Adam. Really? I got on the bus and went back to the hood.


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[Assistant] Fuck this shit. Hell nah. Like, so I ain't never had no job or no shit like that, but like, a nigga was in the streets, but like, a nigga was moving different because it was like, I want papers.


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[Assistant] I'm on papers, I can't be doing it, I can't be doing it like that. I can't be, I'm always front line, front and center, like I was always, you gon' see me. You know what I'm saying? Five for five, I gotta make sure you see me.


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[Assistant] Like, I ain't racist or nothing, but like, you full white?


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[Assistant] She was cool. Then they gave me this other white lady. Who ain't with her. Like, just...


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[Assistant] I recorded her bitch ass. That's how I got her, got her, I got a new PO and shit. Cause she kept referring to me. Every time something happen, she say, you people, you and your people think y'all can just do it. I used to look around like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was like, lady. That's tight. I was like, lady. Why every time I come here, you talking about-


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[Assistant] You people. It's only me on probation. I'm, I'm, I don't see nobody else in here. So every time I was in company, you know, I was like, oh, black people. You know, people think y'all can do it, y'all be less.


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[Assistant] Yeah, your people, da-da-da-da, she gone. I'm sick and tired of your people. Yeah, I've been locking your people up for a long time. I said, oh, my people isn't black people. Call it what you want to call it. I said, okay, cool, good bitch. Y'all got to supervise. Y'all stop giving me a hard time trying to violate a nigga. See, get this hoe up out of there. Oh, yeah, they.


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[Assistant] What'd that make you think of? Like, damn, look at my people out here coming down to Eden.


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[Assistant] On God. Right. Listen, a white boy can take an assault rifle right now going to a daycare.


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[Assistant] They gonna take him in custody, give him a hamburger, and say he was just something was wrong with him as a kid. He lost his daddy on a tractor ride. Let a nigga go in there with a BB gun.


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[Assistant] You think I can kill this black boy and get away with it? Shit, everybody else is getting away with it. I don't know, let's try.


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[Assistant] That's crap. Yeah man, that's it. So it's like, that's why, that's where they go back to keep a girl. Right. You get what I'm saying? So it's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, it's like, I can tell a story. I listen, I listen to Pac and Boosie. Boosie my favorite rapper.


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[Assistant] It's like, I listen to their stories. You know what I'm saying? And I be like, damn. Like, I can tell them same stories.


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[Assistant] I'm going through the same thing, like, it's like, it's like people feed you more. So it's like, and I don't just tell the story. I'm pretty sure you, when you heard my verses, I got a, I got a chop, like chop rap. You know what I'm saying? I ain't just like, once upon a time. You got a bunch of flows. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, nah, you know, I sang that bitch to y'all, woo woo woo, you know what I'm saying? Like, I just did a song, uh, called, uh, uh, uh, got too much pride, and like, and that bitch is like,


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[Assistant] It ain't no lovin' to get rough, I had some time to think. Bitch, you can leave, you only want me for the finer things. Heart on my sleeves and they gon' see it if I die today. I got too much pride, too much pride. It hurt deep down inside, but I can't lie.


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[Assistant] I got too much pride, too much pride, ah, ah. Look, I won't let that shit slide and there's no lie to you just coming in. Caught about it and I ain't talk about it, but rap about it just to show them I'm bout it.


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[Assistant] Be melodic with it sometimes, man. Crossover, you know what I'm saying? So the people feel you, man. It's like a little melody. Back in the day when the slave, when the slaves was in the field and they was working, it was always that one slave that just, that just get out of, out of character with the other slaves. Insane difference. It's like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Hell yea, you start working harder, you get what I'm saying? So it's like, I switch up the flow.


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[Assistant] But it's like, uh, it's a lot of people, but like, my favorite, my favorite, everybody know both.


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[Assistant] Like, I would've never thought I was gonna wake up one day and my favorite rapper be saying, come to my ass, nigga. Right. We got a whole album coming out next month.


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[Assistant] But outside of rap, just people in the game, like these labels, when they call it, it's like they embrace like, man, you doing your thing. And I done been a motherfucking, I done been a motherfucking.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I done been out there in the jail. I done been to New York. Dorough flew me out of Republic Records. Uhm, uh, uh, Epic Records with Zeke and Sylvia.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? I sat down with them, a long time ago I came to Universal, and uh, sat in there with Whitney, and it was just like, so it was like, it's like I, I appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. And it's like, it's like, in all these label meetings, they all ask the same thing, like, how you putting up them numbers and you not even sign?


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[Assistant] Like, how's you doing it? And they laugh because I be like, shit, Instagram and Facebook.


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[Assistant] It's the media, it's like what's going on, like it's musical, it's like they want to know what's popping right now. That's what the rappers want.


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[Assistant] That's where you, that's where I love being at. Facebook is my favorite to be at. That's why I'm mad right now. I'm back in jail. I've been in jail 60 days. God damn.


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[Assistant] I took a picture in a footlocker with my hand like that.


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[Assistant] That's it? I was like, the niggas be posting real motherfucking guns. What? I did my fingers like this.


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[Assistant] That's where the hoes are at? Yeaah, that's where everybody at. Really? Nah, I was really on IG. I ain't gonna lie.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, I'm, I'm rapping, I'm, I'm just, you know, it's different hustle, so you know, he's not a rapier comedian.


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[Assistant] You gon' buy millions of views on Facebook, bro. Millions. Like, so it's like, I didn't know the nigga was from Dallas.


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[Assistant] I thought he, I thought he from somewhere around there, funnin' to be with the gulls in the mouth. So, when I found out he from the city, he from San Angeles, I'm like, damn, for real? Woo woo woo. Had my people reach out to him and shit.


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[Assistant] I won't talk to the nigga like bruh, I won't, I won't fold the nigga and get a nigga on a video or something like that, you know what I'm saying? Shit, we both doing our thing.


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[Assistant] Talk to him and shit. I finally talked to the nigga and shit. He told me like, he told, he told, he said, man, give me 50 dollars.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Gas money. Yeaah. Give me fifty dollars, man. So uh.


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[Assistant] We end up doing a little skit and we did another skit.


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[Assistant] And all that led to, just get my number man, we woo woo woo from, from now we, we just chilling his character, like his whole, like I say, you meet a nigga, you know what I'm saying, you know a nigga up and down, if a nigga, you know, cut a certain way, so you know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I could, I never put him on a shirt. I never put him on a shirt. I put him, I put him right here. Fuck a shirt.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah. Yeah, I put my, I didn't put no more on my shirt.


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[Assistant] So like, shit. It's like he wasn't supposed to die yet. Like, you know what I'm saying? A comedian.


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[Assistant] I ain't no street nigga. I'm from the hood though. You know what I'm saying? Ain't no ho in me. Cause I tell jokes.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So it's like, it's like, you know, I looked at it like,


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[Assistant] And him getting shot and all that shit is like, that wasn't for you. You get what I'm saying? Like that ain't even for your hoe. You get what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Shoot a comedian who tells jokes on Facebook, bro.


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[Assistant] Who do stand up comedy bro, at these little karaoke bars and shit and doing little shows outside of Dallas and shit. You don't, you don't find too many comedians get shot.


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[Assistant] Have you seen a little boy around? I'm looking for my son.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world, and today I am here with returning veteran of this podcast, Tiana Trump.


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[Assistant] And then our new friend who I just met today, Britney.


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[Assistant] Because, is that because like my perception of Tiana from doing the interview is that you seem a little bit more interested in running around doing hood rat shit with your friends and such rather than like the bag?


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[Assistant] Feel like you aren't as money focused as you maybe could be, for better or for worse. Did you identify that in her and also am I trippin'?


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[Assistant] Talk to me. What did you see in her? Did you feel like you saw the potential and you felt like she needed assistance to take it to the next level or what?


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[Assistant] But do you think that you guys are, like do you see yourselves as a duo? Do you see yourselves as like each sort of playing a role in creating something greater than you'd be able to do just on your own?


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[Assistant] I think that, you know, there used to be a lot more rap groups and then I feel like what you guys are doing when I see you guys sort of like promoting like, oh, who wants to book us for your clubs, blah, blah, blah. It starts to make me think like, oh, this is like a group. This is like amigos, but for like hot chicks on Instagram.


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[Assistant] But it's like a little bit more marketable because it's like, oh, you want to book us for a club? It's kind of like, it's not just one person, it's two and it's kind of like additional value.


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[Assistant] The way I saw people start sort of framing what you guys were doing with the college tour on Twitter and stuff, people started like immediately framing it as like, oh, Tiana Trump is trying to do a tour of colleges just so she can fuck all the dudes.


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[Assistant] Okay, is it weird for you? Are you on the same level of promiscuity that Tiana's on? Is that kind of intimidating?


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[Assistant] Right. I guess it's just like, as much as we've made in Rhodes, in the, uh, in the...


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[Assistant] Acceptance of sex workers, I feel like a lot of people are still so not cool with people who do porn, to be honest with you. Including us, we see it all the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's weird, like I feel like a lot of people write people off who are really involved in the industry. Not us, obviously, since we're all wrapped up here.


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[Assistant] But how do you feel about him? Do you hate him? Do you feel like his remarks are terrible?


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[Assistant] No, that's totally true, yeaah. I mean, his dick has to be, honestly, minuscule. Like, there's no- I bet that every dick you've ever been involved with, either of you, I bet there's no way that any of them are as small as his.


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[Assistant] Did you, did you have to deal with any ramifications from that last interview? Anybody get really mad at you? Did any-


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[Assistant] You could pull a Nicki Minaj and just date like some killer that you dated when you were like 16.


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[Assistant] You can make up to a quarter million dollars a year as an in and out manager.


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[Assistant] No, but okay, that's the thing with Nicki, is that she dated fucking Meek Mill publicly for years. One of the biggest rappers. So it's like, after Meek Mill, what do you do? You either go up,


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[Assistant] Which I think she kinda like, she tried to like, she like dated Quavo for a bit and shit like that, but it didn't go like public or anything. She decided to go all the way back to square one.


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[Assistant] It might have seemed like that at first, but I feel like now, right now, like Meek is bigger than Nicky.


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[Assistant] You know, that, that, as long as we're talking about the relationship though, this is one thing I did want to say, is like, now, you're incentivized to have wild, messy ass relationships, because it's just gonna give you more fires to write about. And if you were to get into like, the worst fucking relationship ever, with like, somebody who's really high profile, then that would be like, the best thing, content wise. You think about that?


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[Assistant] But does that, that means bad things for your writing career, right? Because like the worst thing that could come if you wanted to make another book like that is just to get in a really stable, solid relationship, right?


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[Assistant] No, but is it, tell me this, isn't it so shocking how conservative people still are when it comes to ho-ass shit because you see the video of fucking Alexa Sky in trouble with the cucumbers and everything?


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[Assistant] You know what it is too? It's their audience. It's Trouble and fucking Alexis Scott. So it's like a purely like, love and hip hop type, like black.


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[Assistant] I would have a lot of respect for either of you if you were to date Lil Boosie next. I just feel like Lil Boosie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so what else did you pick up from her book that I need to know about?


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[Assistant] My gaze is evenly split at all times. 50-50. No, more towards you.


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[Assistant] But being somebody's side chick, do you think that that was you being self-destructive at that time in your life, or was that you just not knowing anything?


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[Assistant] Well, so you guys are bringing me back to my whole Steve Harvey thing. I fucking went home with this girl years ago before I met her.


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[Assistant] She started making out, went to go grab a titty or something. She's like, she's like, no, I just read the Steve Harvey book. He told me I have to wait like six months before I could sleep with anyone. I was just like, are you fucking kidding me? Steve Harvey just cost me some ass. Are you fucking kidding me?


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[Assistant] It sort of just slowly crept in. I was like, oh, this is a good feeling. She loves me. She's like taking care of me. She, she wants me to do good. She's like helpful. She cares. You know, it's like, whoa.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's that crazy though, because I know a lot of porn girls that do like, private stuff together that are so not- there's like no sexual vibe between them, they're not really into each other, they're just doing it to do it, and it feels like you could do that with your sister, because like, there's definitely people you've done scenes with that there was no sexual chemistry.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just feel like you helped, like you've kind of like taken upon yourself to not just be friends, but to sort of like mentor her a tiny bit. I don't know if you, if you reject that notion.


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[Assistant] Do you think, how do you feel about her doing porn? Do you think it's a good decision going forward?


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[Assistant] It's like, it's like if you go, if you were to go get like a


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[Assistant] You're gonna be on some TV show where you're gonna, you know, if you were gonna be like a correspondent on like, go on Fox News and talk about some shit or go on CNN or whatever, they're either not gonna pay you or they're not gonna pay you shit. And then, but it's all just, the whole goal is just to drive people to your shit, you know?


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[Assistant] But isn't that weird how people worship Left Eye for the fact that she like burnt her fucking dude's house down? But then meanwhile, like, if a dude did that to a girl, could you imagine the way they would talk about him?


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[Assistant] If you said that you don't paint thinner all over some rapper's car, they would be so fucking excited. You'd be like a feminist icon for the next few weeks.


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[Assistant] You order boar piss and then you put it in a syringe and you go to a car and you squirt the boar piss into the fucking, into the car, get it all over the exterior and you squirt it into the fucking air ducts and shit. And like, I'm like, what does, what does that do? He's like, well, there's no way to get rid of the smell. She'll never get rid of it.


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[Assistant] She wrote a whole fucking album about it. He's out here fucking white girls. It's like the worst thing you can do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, back in the day, actually I remember cause I read her book and she's, she-


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[Assistant] I don't remember what she said about his dick, I just remember that she, she was his video girl in a video, and then he proceeds to like, on the lunch break, he takes her in his car, drives like part way down the mountain, just pulls over on the side of this fucking trail, and just, like kind of unzips his pants, puts a condom on, and then just like, moves her head down there. And just doesn't even say anything.


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[Assistant] Jay, I know you're rich as fuck, even back then it was like 99. It's like, I know you're rich as fuck, I know you're so important, I don't give a shit. You get ahead with no condom, bro. Like what, what, you haven't done all this with your life to get Trojan top, my friend.


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[Assistant] You know what he was doing. She was legendary for like having the best head in the game at that time.


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[Assistant] Jadakiss, can I just tell you guys one of the best lyrics of all time? I had this bitch named Superhead. She gave Superhead. She moved in the building, even gave the Superhead.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's great, and I just highly- Listen, if you are gonna sit down and watch Game of Thrones, no. Turn it off, Seinfeld. Episode 1 to the last one. Spoiler, they go to jail at the end.


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[Assistant] I do agree with that. Actually, to be totally honest, I think me and Riley conjured that idea first.


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[Assistant] I just keep saying that I'm gonna do a rap song and I'm gonna say, at some point in the song I'm gonna say, I got a fire shirt, Guy Fieri.


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[Assistant] That's a good line. And every rapper watching this can use it. Guy Fieri always wore a shirt with fire on it. Do I have to spell this out? He did. It's funny!


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[Assistant] I need to read it so I can more aggressively spill tea.


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[Assistant] Everybody I know who, like I know so many successful authors that straight up do not write anything anymore because they just have podcasts. Sam Harris. The main one I'm thinking of.


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[Assistant] You should be a no jumper commentator. That would be so good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm tricky. I just, I consider myself lucky that I like...


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[Assistant] Ended up dating like a nice normal girl before I got famous so I didn't have to go through a period in my life where I dated like a fucking evil chick like Brittany who was just gonna expose me in a book.


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[Assistant] Brady Renner, Tiana Trump, NoJumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes. Very big thanks to my co-host, LeonardThePlug, NoJumper.com. Like, comment, and subscribe.


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[Assistant] I don't need to listen to any music, you know, we sort of already did that.


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[Assistant] For a start, music, the Beatles, uh, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Adele, take that. Who? Yes, the who, that's a good one, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah I am. I'm thinking exactly what you're thinking. What are you thinking?


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[Assistant] I've called some of my best friends to help me out and I'm pretty confident that Team UK is going to, I don't want to say demolish Team USA, but we're going to demolish Team USA.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Just, you might want to dial it down just a little bit, okay? It's actually slightly offensive.


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[Assistant] I think you are whatever I tell you to be.


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[Assistant] We'll be up against several teammates. People we trained with.


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[Assistant] Yam, say yam. Say yam if you can't hear- if you can hear me. Say yam. We'll get this figured out.


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[Assistant] I think we're on like a very bad latency as well. Don't create, don't.


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[Assistant] I think it'd be so funny if we found Adrian as Adrian.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, I just got done with the last big event here for YouTubers in New York and I have so many thoughts running through my mind. I recently just like word vomited onto Twitter about my thoughts and how inspired I was by seeing all this and it's impossible to describe because I was trying to come up with the words to say my feelings on the way here and I just couldn't because like just at the end of the day


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[Assistant] It was so phenomenal to see and I cannot wait to go back home just so I can work on cool videos. I met so many people that I respect.


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[Assistant] Thinking about how much I want to do cool stuff, and I'm trying not to be too loud because I'm in a hotel, there's other people around here trying to sleep, it's late at night, but it's just like...


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[Assistant] I had to make something to tell you guys how much this means to me, and how much it means to know the people out there. And I went up and I talked to people, YouTubers that I've respected, and some of them even knew me, and even if they didn't know me, they gave me the time of day because it made me realize that all these people


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[Assistant] They're just people. And they started from nothing and they created something amazing and it was celebrating.


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[Assistant] The communities that they engage with and the communities and the fans that they love and how much they interacted with people and it resonated with me so much because I love the community that we have built together. I love you guys with all my heart because I know the things that we have done together and the things that we can do together.


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[Assistant] Like the thing, everything that we do is amazing and I want you guys to know that as inspired as I am and there's going to be so much cool stuff coming out in the next few weeks, in the next few months, in the next few forever of my channel, there's going to be so many cool things coming out. But I just want you guys to know that