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[Assistant] Like seriously, AI is the most cutting edge technology in the world, it has the power to revolutionize human society, and we're using it to make TV shows longer? We could have a cure for cancer now, but instead we got an eternal episode of a TV show that aired for nine fucking seasons.


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[Assistant] Damn it, you know you're going to waste this shit. Damn it, if you know you're going to waste this shit on making TV shows, at least do it with a show that got cancelled too soon. Give me a proper ending to fucking Firefly, fucking Dark Angel, fucking Heroes at least.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it started talking about like our human fear of death.


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[Assistant] And, like, an AI sort of being the thing that started talking about that was a little, uh... Unnerving? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] I think that there's a good chance that they'll trade up into the second round. Uhm.


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[Assistant] There's an outside chance that they'll trade into the first if they're willing to deal some of their 20-24 draft capital or if there's like a player involved.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be surprised if they get a little aggressive, but I think it'll only be into a second round jump. And it'll be for corner or edge, probably, if one of those positions has, uh, not had an insane run on them, so.


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[Assistant] I'll probably have some shorts or something during the draft. I'm just gonna let it come to me tonight. That's how you do it, isn't it? Come to me tonight, baby. All right, let's come on be my baby tonight.


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[Assistant] That's what I was going, like I can see it. The resemblance is there. Did you see that?


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[Assistant] So Twitter today was like watching a car wreck but in every car was a comedian reacting hilariously to the act, to the tragic car wreck that was happening before him and us laughing


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[Assistant] I'm not, I'm not gonna join in with all, all the memes with the queens. Listen, this affects some people, okay? I get it, I understand. So, I will let you guys grieve in, uh, in whatever way you guys, you guys like. But, football season is back and, uh, I'm ready. I'm ready. Are you? Chet? Could you tweet out, Great Britain, do you want to talk about it?


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[Assistant] Guarantee I'm not getting any sponsored deals from any British or UK


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[Assistant] Different sports organizations have UK-like divisions, so.


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[Assistant] Y'all gotta be careful. There goes that tea and crumpet sponsorship. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Yes, sir, we are. And quite frankly, I think the Queen would really, she's being insanely selfish by dying on a specific American holiday. America first.


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[Assistant] Nice, Red Rhino. Very nice. Oh, before we get started, I'm sorry, I don't mean to derail the show, Tom, I know you were hosting.


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[Assistant] And that is the official Clickbait Clips channel. It's also in the descriptions everywhere, but it is now linked for y'all. Please go subscribe. There should be a thousand subscribers by the end of the day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the same for me. It's really hard for me to go. I mean, like, to go from one to two is pretty, pretty easy, but to go from two to three. Five, five to six has been pretty tough on me. It's been kind of stagnant. You gotta stand up, get in the right mental frame to go from two to three.


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[Assistant] Yeah, fine, so what are we going to talk about today?


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[Assistant] This is a great start. This is a great start.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, if you want to start with me.


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[Assistant] Listen, last year I went 15-2. I was a little bit presumptuous last year. A little bit.


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[Assistant] Little bit, you've never been known to do that this year though. Okay. I am walking hand in hand with reality.


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[Assistant] But also hand in hand with optimism, okay? We got hands on, right hand, left hand, we're holding hands. With that being said, looking at our schedule,


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[Assistant] I have come to the conclusion, actually let me pull the schedule up, but I have come to the conclusion, the Dallas Cowboys will go! No worse!


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[Assistant] Bro, we have an easier schedule this year.


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[Assistant] Again, we start out with the Buccaneers. Okay, that's a W. I don't know what Tom Brady's been doing. We're winning that game. And if we win that game, 12 and 5 is very realistic. Like, maybe we pick up


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[Assistant] And L against the Packers, November 13th, maybe the Rams, but every single other game is winnable.


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[Assistant] It's commanders, right? We're in the NFC East. We play the Bears.


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[Assistant] We play the vikings, the vikings is the only other top team, maybe the titans?


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[Assistant] Hold on, I'm, I'm marking this down, I gotta put this in my calendar. I will take all bets for $12.05. Chad, whatcha got?


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm taking any and all bets Dallas Cowboys 12 and 5 are better.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's right. That's easy. What do I get though? If the cowboys do go 12 and 5?


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[Assistant] If the cowboys go 12 and 5 or better,


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[Assistant] I need to be introduced to the grassy verse in some manner. That's the bet.


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[Assistant] Okay. I make an appearance in the grassy verse somehow. But you already did. But okay, but you got it. Again. No, no, no. Like a care- like, in- Oh.


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[Assistant] In the grassy verse. I'm in the lore. Okay.


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[Assistant] The top episode was the scary episode. I don't have the like top nine, like the other nine.


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[Assistant] To answer your question though, what did I think cumulatively of coach series?


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[Assistant] Number one, you need to have Tom in your chat explaining things. That's crucial. Okay. That is very crucial. But if you do that and if you watch this.


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[Assistant] You might cry. Like for real. Like you might actually cry. Cause it's really good. It's really good. Check it out.


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[Assistant] Bro, he ties in his personal life. So if you want to learn a little bit more about Tom Grosse,


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[Assistant] I don't know how he did it and like how he still does the show and all this stuff. It makes you like value Tom more and his commitment.


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[Assistant] to video creation because bro, I know how much stuff, I know how long it takes to make certain things. So just knowing how long, watch it.


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[Assistant] 12 and five, make your bets. Five, let's switch to you. We're winning the division at 12 and five. Where will the giants be in the NFC East?


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[Assistant] Two wins? Oh, okay, I think that bad. Realistic scenario?


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[Assistant] You know what, I was actually really high on them before the season started, then they cut Blake Martinez, and I was like, oh, it's pretty clear that, uh, it doesn't matter who you are, they're gonna clean house. Galaday is probably next, Jones is probably next, Saquon, even if he performs well, they're not gonna pay him a second.


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[Assistant] This is the year for Shane and Dable to, to tank, right? This is the year for them to, I mean if, if you just got hired.


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[Assistant] So Dable and Chain are gonna suck and it's gonna be 6 and 11. I was high until they, I thought they were gonna actually win and maybe mess around. But in order for Daniel Jones to even come back, they have to make the playoffs and this is not a playoff roster. Sorry.


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[Assistant] What is it like going into the season, knowing in the back of your head, we're probably going to have a losing season. What is that like, Five?


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[Assistant] So you're literally giving the Giants a 0% chance of winning the division.


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[Assistant] Zero? Is there a number less than zero? Like minus ten or something like that?


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[Assistant] This team sucks! Let's ask like this, think about it. Who do you think is a better chance of winning the division? You guys, or the commies?


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[Assistant] Commies are gonna be bad too. Yeah, commies are gonna be real bad.


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[Assistant] They, I mean, at least Carson, if they get, you know, whatever version of Carson Wentz that can still actually play, they should be alright. Like, I don't even know, man. Like, at this point, I might even take Carson Wentz over Daniel Jones. Even without Chase Young.


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[Assistant] He was an MVP at least one year. Was is the key word in that statement. Bro. Okay.


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[Assistant] Four years. That's a whole presidential term. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Right, there's a whole nother, there's a defense that plays.


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[Assistant] But if you could, if you could trade that losing quarterback for somebody in the draft. And I look out and I look out and I see, who do I see? Who do I see right now?


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[Assistant] Who out there right now?


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[Assistant] If y'all were gonna try and do anything, y'all should've in the fourth round, spent a pick on Malik Willis, who looks like he's killing it for the Titans.


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[Assistant] On Malik Willis, if y'all were really that concerned about QB, but to me-


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[Assistant] So are you saying this year will be worth thinking so we can get a Bryce Young or


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[Assistant] Lord forbid an Anthony Richardson type quarterback.


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[Assistant] Listen, I am praying that that never comes to volition.


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[Assistant] I will do it. Not how production in the NFL works. Okay. I think so. Alright.


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[Assistant] For, for the Steelers? For the Steelers QB, like are, are you okay? Why are you asking 5? Why are you asking me? You should be asking


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[Assistant] I know we get, I know we look alike, so. It's just, yeah, Tree, I'm sorry. Uh, what do you think of the depth chart? I was looking at Tree and saying five. We're done.


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[Assistant] Uh, he thought apparently he could be the starter. It's like, dude, uhm.


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[Assistant] Ben pretty much had you destroyed. You're not getting a shot here. Same thing with James Washington. So, hey, I wish you the best of luck in Detroit. It's not going to work out here. Kenny Pickett's the future. Mitch Trubisky is the bridge. The Tommy Maddox of this time. So. How long until people get upset?


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[Assistant] That Pickett is not in. How many seasons? Can it even go one season? Oh, it's gonna be week two if they already lose. Week two. It's like, if he throws one pick, they're going to be calling for Kenny Pickett.


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[Assistant] It's the same thing. I remember going to a game a couple years ago. Mason Rudolph just came back from Concussion Protocol. He had like two Brad drives. People were calling for Duck Hodges in the stadium. So that's, that's mainly,


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[Assistant] So knowing that you got Mitch starting at QB, what does that make your NFL prediction? Knowing, knowing that for whatever reason, I don't care what people say. The Steelers are going to fluke like four or five, six wins to get like nine or 10 wins. We know how this is going to go.


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[Assistant] Because this is what happened last year and it's probably going to happen again.


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[Assistant] And maybe y'all luck yourself into the, into the playoff. I mean, if there's another massive collapse against the worst team in football by Carson Wentz, then I'd say yeaah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay. Chat, let us know. Will the Steelers get more or less than nine wins? More or less than nine wins?


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[Assistant] That you, you care more about Pete Carroll's relationship with his ex-quarterback than you do about world events.


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[Assistant] There ain't no way this room. It's alright, he's just waiting for the dial-up to connect.


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[Assistant] I wanna, I wanna circle back to the Broncos real quick, Brandon. So you're predicting 11 and 6. Yep. But are you predicting that you guys will win the division?


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[Assistant] No, that's how, that's how your wife is. It's like, ooh, Broncos country. Mmm, that's right, baby. Let's not talk about my wife here.


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[Assistant] Alright, if the Broncos are going 11 and 6.


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[Assistant] What are the Packers going?


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[Assistant] Hold the phone. You're gonna say Miami and not


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[Assistant] Remember this. Okay. Just remember this. This man listed all these teams, but the Cowboys. Okay. Bulletin board material.


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[Assistant] We got this 40 year old, alright? He's doing something!


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did sign some dude out of retirement. He was on the Bears!


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[Assistant] We might even have Tyron back by the time we play, you guys. Week 10? Who knows? Who knows? That's gonna be tough, man. I mean, it's gonna be at least three months.


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[Assistant] What happens at the end of this year with Aaron Rodgers? That's the question.


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[Assistant] All I'm gonna say is, you want as many games as the Cowboys, Broncos, Giants, and Steelers did in the playoffs, which is a big fat


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that's what happens when you suck chunks at Lambo. So have fun.


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[Assistant] What's the promo code? What's the promo code guys? Clickbait. Clickbait. Clickbait. And receive $200 in free bets instantly when placing a $5 wager. That's promo code clickbait. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook.


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[Assistant] If you don't subscribe to Brandon, I will hunt you down and skin you alive. Subscribe to Brandon Perna. Whoa.


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[Assistant] Why unsubscribe when we get to 299999?


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[Assistant] What we can talk about while we're waiting for Brandon to hit 300k is I think we should all go around and say,


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[Assistant] Yes, it could be your team or like what you're looking for this year. I'll start with the Cowboys. I'm very interested to see Sam Williams at defensive end. I think this man has been doing phenomenal in the preseason and in practice. Uh, he's the defensive end.


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[Assistant] Replacing Randy Gregory and I think I'm very excited to see what he'll do alongside CD Lamb, wide receiver one and Cavante Turpin special teams. What about you tree? What are you looking forward to?


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[Assistant] This season from your, your team. Honestly, I'm looking forward to see when Kenny Pickett makes his debut. And then I am more excited about the Steelers going to the Super Bowl and I'll probably be buying tickets and there may be a few pro bowlers in there that randomly go, but guess what? Oh, there we go. I'm also excited for this.


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[Assistant] The script writers, look, they had a right, they had a meeting at NFL headquarters, the script writers got together and like


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[Assistant] It's not the happy ending, so they can't make it look as obvious.


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[Assistant] That they did write the script, so the Buffalo Bills.


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[Assistant] We'll win the Super Bowl. Let's go. I'm saying that the Bills, not only should they win the Super Bowl, they will win the Super Bowl. Scoots.


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[Assistant] With Buffalo coming out of the AFC. I like Buffalo coming out of the AFC. I like their quarterback. It's their time. Okay, it's their time. Now here's where, here's where we might.


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[Assistant] Here's where we uh, diverge. Right?


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[Assistant] Right? I know you guys have some other people. The Rams. You said the Rams. I don't know. Five, who did you say? You said, uh,


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[Assistant] I said the Bills and the Packers. The Packers. Okay. Here's where we diverge. Okay.


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[Assistant] The schedule. We have one of the easiest schedules this year. Last year we had one of the hardest. This year, one of the easiest. What does that tell you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, what tells me is that you're going to try and quarterback sneak at your own 40 without going out of bounds. What it tells me is that not only is this the Buffalo Bills time, but this is the year


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[Assistant] Of the cowboy. Okay, I don't know if you guys are into zodiac signs or anything like that, but!


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[Assistant] It is time. Cowboys build Super Bowl. Rain Dakota Prescott will lead us to our sixth Super Bowl, tying us with the filthy, gosh darned six-win champion Steelers. And then we'll win it again next year. And we'll have seven. The only franchise with seven. Back to back.


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[Assistant] It's the 90s all over again, alright? It's happening just like that. Stop playing with me. Zeke's rushing for a thousand yards. Tony Pollard's rushing for 899 yards.


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[Assistant] C.D. Lamb will have the most catches out of any receiver. Kevantai Turpin is literally going to score five touchdowns either by punt return or kick return. I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you're, I think you're blowing so much hot air that you... Micah Parsons! Ten plus turnovers! I'm dead serious!


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[Assistant] Okay, I need you guys to be real with me. I need you guys to be very real with me.


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[Assistant] Tom Rossi! Both of you. We're done. Your Super Bowl pick, please, mate.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine Lamar Jackson on the Dolphins? My goodness. That'd be a sick team. He's a sick team.


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[Assistant] That was like a blend of like Jamaican then it turned Irish and then it turned half Scottish. I don't know what that was.


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[Assistant] Can we do the wrap up? Can we do the countdown now? Yes.


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[Assistant] Bills win tonight. Queen can kiss my chain. Oh yeah, we didn't do a- no wait wait wait, we gotta predict tonight's game. Bills. Easy. Done. Uh, Rams plus two, I took them in DraftKings. I think it's- use code clickbait. I say Rams. I'm saying the Rams tonight.


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[Assistant] Damn, Crunky's gonna break someone's kneecaps and... Nah, I got the bills. You got the bills.


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[Assistant] Your punishment is you are forbidden from saying let's ride for a week. Got em! How about this? How about he recreates this?


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[Assistant] Basically, all you gotta do for your videos, Brandon, is just get one of us to say let's ride for you and put that in when you want to. Oh, why are you giving him out? Don't give him, don't help this man.


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[Assistant] So basically next clickbait, you gotta make it to next clickbait without saying let's ride or it resets to the next clickbait.


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[Assistant] College Football Week 1 is coming out and I'm doing Game of Thrones Episode 3 coming out soon.


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[Assistant] Well, I've got an MLB playoff push sports ball coming out tomorrow and then week one sports ball.


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[Assistant] You can't say let's ride. You can say let's die, let's ride, let's fly, let's sky. Let's pride. You can't say let's tour.


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[Assistant] I thought about it, and then I was like, no. Every week! No. Because, that's right.


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[Assistant] I say six, and uh, yeaah, I mean, I said that because...


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[Assistant] Colorado's kinda banged up right now. They don't have Sam Girard. They don't have Nazem Kadri. Secondly,


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[Assistant] The lightning know how to clamp down defensively in key situations. I think they would have won that game if it weren't for that fluky bounce. And number three, I know I'm in a really echoey room. I just got a desk installed today.


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[Assistant] And I haven't had time to put up soundproofing or anything like that.


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[Assistant] I predicted, well, the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl. I predicted a lot of stuff that happened.


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[Assistant] And there are certain incidences where they can't take a joke either, but that's because their team sucks. It's a joke.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would just throw, I'd just add a raw sewage pile and then put Washington in it.


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[Assistant] Give any fanbase enough oxygen, they'll become toxic. Yes.


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[Assistant] What I'm going to say is, once the Bills get success, they will become annoying. But that happens to every team. Remember when we used to say the Patriots were a feel bad fan base? And how Boston was, you know, the lovable losers?


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[Assistant] 56% annoying, 11% worst. So put that back up to annoying.


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[Assistant] Talking living in the past, we should move the cowboys down there too.


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[Assistant] I would throw a butt fumble category because they cannot stand that saying.


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[Assistant] Or you get the ones that just drink the Kool-Aid left and right and the Steelers can do nothing.


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[Assistant] My tour with Amazon, because I missed you guys so much!


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[Assistant] Okay, so for those asking what really happened, I will break it down for you. I was tapped to be a host for Amazon.


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[Assistant] All Thursday night football games. I was one of the late additions to the group.


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[Assistant] But for a lot of these programs, when they get going, especially when you're a late edition, they don't really know like what they want, what they're looking for.


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[Assistant] Long story short, they didn't really need a host for this program. They did not need a host. So... Gotcha. I'm not doing that anymore in that capacity. It was...


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[Assistant] Agreed upon, but there probably will be some opportunities down the line.


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[Assistant] Where I am working with Amazon, uh, and Thursday Night Football, and as well as some of these people up here, cause I was pitching you guys for the first two games I was doing.


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[Assistant] He was good, he was like real chill, you know, uh, we never got to see him personally, but like from a distance.


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[Assistant] We like went through a whole tour. They gave the historian of the, the team was giving us information. Pretty dope. Then in Cleveland, I got to meet the creator of the dog pound, Hanford Dixon.


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[Assistant] So that was a fun time as well. Tell me why! At the Bengals game!


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[Assistant] Does he call the plays in Oakland right now or is it the offensive coordinator? Who is he?


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[Assistant] With McDaniels as a coach for you guys.


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[Assistant] And wasn't he supposed to take the cult job? Then he...


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[Assistant] I wonder what the Colts franchise would look like these days.


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[Assistant] The games this past week. I don't know if you guys witnessed any of the games that happened this past weekend. I'm excited to talk about what transpired this past week.


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[Assistant] But let's actually start with Brandon because I was watching


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[Assistant] Yes, Jalen Hurts is still trash. We'll get into that. Woah. Let's talk about the Broncos. What did you see from that game? Because I was worried for you.


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[Assistant] And matter of fact, I've been worried for the Broncos every game they played this season. I don't know how your heart's doing, how your blood pressure is.


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[Assistant] Did y'all watch that game by the way? Like that was a wild game too. I can't believe the Dolphins came all the way back like that. Were you guys a part of, did you guys see this?


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[Assistant] That was a win-win situation, right? Either way, Tom Brady's losing or Aaron Rodgers is losing. That's a W in my book. It just so happened that the Packers were able to squeak this one out. What did you see from the Packers that you liked?


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[Assistant] Let me interject, because when I was watching the game, and you tell me how you were feeling.


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[Assistant] I had an eerie feeling about this game. We are literally about to let the Giants beat up. Were you feeling the same way during this game?


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[Assistant] Okay. My gosh. Let's just start here.


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[Assistant] The Cowboys have dumbed down the offense for Cooper Rush. Let's start there. They literally are not doing anything advanced.


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[Assistant] Now, you look at what we're doing in the run game.


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[Assistant] Zeke and Pollard combined, right? It's not one or the other, it's a combo and they work well as a combo. They got a whole bunch of running yards.


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[Assistant] Cooper Rush didn't really have to do that much.


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[Assistant] So when Dak returns, I look for them to incorporate a lot of these basic things that we're doing. Run the ball, let the play action open up for Dak, and I think we'll


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[Assistant] We'll be a little bit better because we were trying to do a lot with that. If you look back, even against the books, you look at what we were running.


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[Assistant] Regardless, McCarthy can win a Super Bowl. He's out. Next year.


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[Assistant] Sean Payton is available. Do you understand what I'm saying? It does not matter what Mike McCarthy does. If Sean Payton is available, we're hiring him.


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[Assistant] If he can fire Jimmy Johnson, he most certainly can fire Mike McCarthy. Uh, last thing I'll say about the Giants game.


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[Assistant] Give us Kaderius Tony, alright? If y'all are just gonna sit this man- He was hurt!


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[Assistant] Yes, we lost Randy Gregory, okay? And he's bawling out in Denver, by the way. I've seen, like, this man has so many pressures in Denver.


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[Assistant] But we, we've already got this man's replacement and his name is Sam Williams. Sam Williams is putting in work.


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[Assistant] On the defensive end. So it's, it's like we have Sam Boynt, then we got this guy named Dorrance, Dorrance Armstrong, who no one believed in but Jerry Jones, and is paying dividends now. There's a couple guys that no one really believed in.


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[Assistant] That Jerry Jones was like, I don't care what you say. We don't need to get another receiver. Who cares if we traded a Mari Cooper because we got Noah Brown, right? And a lot of people were like, who's Noah Brown? We need to get other people. Noah Brown has been balling out of control. Dorrance Armstrong. No one wants to resign him. He got a sack in the last game. He's got so many pressures.


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[Assistant] So, what's happening is these players who Jerry Jones has bet on are now coming to fruition.


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[Assistant] Van der Resche isn't sucking it up. He's playing with speed. That wasn't there last year. You couple that with the best defensive player in the game.


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[Assistant] Well, what happened was his rookie year, his rookie year he was fast. All of a sudden he's not fast anymore. Now it looks like he's back to having a step that he had before.


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[Assistant] And I saw it, when I saw it, I didn't realize how good of a catch it was, right? Cause it was like bang bang, happened real quick. I was just like, everyone at the stadium was just like, did you, did you see that?


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[Assistant] But here's what I'll say about Cleveland, the Browns, and that whole experience at that stadium. Number one, they love Nick Chubb. Okay? I met Nick Chubb.


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[Assistant] At the tweet suite, college football game, college national championship. He's dope.


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[Assistant] Everyone loves Nick Chubb. I see why. Okay. This guy might be...


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[Assistant] He's a top five running back in the lead. Oh, he's a top three. Uh, so we'll start there. Nick Chubb.


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[Assistant] But Tree, what did you see from that game? What are some positives that you were able to take away from that L?


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[Assistant] So, tell me, what are we expecting? What's the timeline for a QB change? What are we thinking?


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[Assistant] I mean, watching him live in that game, it appeared like he was playing very well, like he was escaping a lot of pass rushes. That's a meme.


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[Assistant] So, but long term, not the guy.


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[Assistant] You're Eli Apple, why are you talking trash at all?


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[Assistant] The only way the Bengals have been playing terribly this year.


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[Assistant] The only way I see the Bengals winning this game, truthfully, is if the Miami players


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[Assistant] Their heads are affected by this hurricane, really, and they're worrying about, like, their family and people like that, their misplaced. Cause to me, Miami has the advantage going in here. Uh, the offensive line for the Bengals


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[Assistant] I don't know, the, the, the Bengals offensive line is terrible. They tried to bolster with Lyle Collins and it's just not working out.


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[Assistant] He's, it looks like he's sort of regressed since going to the Bengals. Uh, Joe Burrow, you know how Daniel Jones was running for his life?


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[Assistant] That's how Joe Burrows been the first couple of games. Like it's, it's not good for the Bengals right now.


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[Assistant] Tree, it's Samoan. Tree, what are you thinking for this game, this Thursday night football game?


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[Assistant] Is that everyone for sensei but me? So everyone's saying sensei, but me.


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[Assistant] Let the record show I got the Dolphins tonight.


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[Assistant] Well, let's just talk about the front runners period. Who's in the conversation right now? Lamar? Lamar? Michael Parsons? Jalen Hertz? Josh Allen? Jalen Hertz?


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[Assistant] Let's talk about Jalen Hurts for a second, cause I got a whole bunch of people in my mentions. Every time I talk about the Eagles, my mentions explode. Listen.


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[Assistant] This man is just surrounded. The Eagles have done a great job. They did what the Cowboys were unwilling to do this postseason. They surrounded Jalen Hurts with premium talent.


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[Assistant] Devontae Smith, bawling out of control. We knew this was going to happen. He did it at Alabama. This is to be expected. You go and look at the throws Jalen Hurts is making.


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[Assistant] These are getting the ball in the vicinity. The receivers are doing the work.


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[Assistant] The first three games that they played were not against premium competition.


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[Assistant] Eagles are fraudulent. Six? We gotta do some type of wager right there. A case of this pass rush, it's a wrap. It's over. Welcome back to the show, Scooter.


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[Assistant] Is in the backfield, every other play.


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[Assistant] Oh, and I need this to happen too, cause I've been talking way too much trash about this. So I'm going to need.


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[Assistant] Just that. That's what I recall. I recall saying Kavante Turpin will get four touchdown returns or punt returns. He was close. We were almost at one. Okay, so what's that?


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[Assistant] While we still have some time, I think we should all just go through and preview our games, like our team's games for this.


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[Assistant] What do you guys think about that real quick? Like what do you guys think about this man hiring a game manager? Cause love it.


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[Assistant] This is one of the few games that I will actually be rooting for the Packers. I cannot stand the Patriots with or without Tom Brady. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] We are hosting the commanders. This I'm looking at as a must-win game, uh, only because


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[Assistant] They're so bad. They're so bad and like it's a divisional game. This game matters towards the end. You look at the Eagles schedule versus our schedule, the Eagles play way more easier teams. That's what it is.


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[Assistant] I mean, if you look at their schedule, they play easier teams. So we need to make sure we are beating all of our easy teams.


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[Assistant] But, I like what we're doing so far.


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[Assistant] Cooper Rush. We're not rushing him. Okay, we're, we're letting the game come to him. Did you see that?


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[Assistant] I like the Cowboys by two scores in this game.


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[Assistant] Who do the Giants play, Five? Uh, we play the Bears, and I think that's...


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[Assistant] You guys are terrible, I'm not afraid of you guys whatsoever, and I just want you guys to get a worse draft pick. So...


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[Assistant] You can disrespect Russell all you want, but don't disrespect his sandwich, okay?


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[Assistant] I'm down, I'm down for the recreating of the George Pickens sketch, by any means possible.


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[Assistant] We are starting the Madden series. We're going to be playing through every Cowboys game. That'll either be streamed tomorrow or sometime on Saturday. Be on the lookout for that. And then college every week.


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[Assistant] I could, but I'm not going to do that. It's possible.


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[Assistant] No, I just put some styling on it, and by styling I mean the stuff I may have put on the whopper, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Chat, right now we need a ranking 1 to 10. What is Adamina on your scale? 1 to 10.


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[Assistant] While Tom's doing that, Brandon, what's the first thing we're going to be discussing today?


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[Assistant] I feel like you need to use that in a video somehow. Honestly, you need to go to a Vikings game and dress up as Tom, go with that axe. I mean, you might get arrested at the


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[Assistant] But if we're not starting with Aaron Rodgers, then what should we start with Brandon? Lamar Jackson.


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[Assistant] See, I disagree. I'm on the complete other side. I think this is one of the most foolish things a franchise has done in a while. But go on.


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[Assistant] You're making some quality points, Tom. To further what Tom is saying,


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[Assistant] But regardless, I have some things to say. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Don't draft the player if the character is such a concern. NFL needs to understand it's an investment on both sides and the players usually lose at that end. Pay Lamar what he deserves and stop the madness. Just immediate reaction on that.


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[Assistant] It's about optics when it comes down to it.


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[Assistant] If I'm a black player in the NFL and I'm a free agent and I'm looking at teams,


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[Assistant] Which team I'm going to go to? If I look at the Ravens, y'all are not paying your black quarterback. So what can I expect? Quarterback, that is the highest position.


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[Assistant] If I'm a receiver, if I'm a running back, a tight end, any other position.


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[Assistant] You're not paying your black QB. How does that look for me?


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[Assistant] So from an optic standpoint, it's terrible for the Ravens. Even if it's not about race, there's still gonna be all these people who says, Hey, guess what? Yes, it is. And here's why. So from an optic standpoint, the Ravens look terrible to Tom's point.


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[Assistant] Why would you want to piss off your franchise quarterback?


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[Assistant] This is the man who's supposed to be the face of your franchise. And you're daring other teams. You don't care about him. So much that you're saying, go play for another team we might not even match. Sure, we'll take two firsts for you.


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[Assistant] And they also made Ronnie Stanley one of the highest paid tackles in the league. So I don't know if it's really a race thing per se. I think it's more Baltimore just doesn't want to pay him 250 million guarantee. That's my argument because


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[Assistant] That people fears not gonna age well. There's always that fear of RG3 that's gonna come out of there. And I don't know if it's fair or not. I like Lamar Jackson and his game.


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[Assistant] I would not pay him 250 million guaranteed also because he hasn't performed in the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Do you guys think that players like Michael Vick set a bad precedent for Lamar Jackson?


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[Assistant] So they built that offense around Lamar. They made him special and it worked for a couple years. Tom.


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[Assistant] And with Atlanta, you have to remember, they went for Deshaun, and I was sitting there wondering, wait, why aren't they going for Lamar? And then you remember, they pissed off Matt Ryan enough that he wanted out.


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[Assistant] Mark Davis is cash broke. You can't really invest $200 million when you have all that money tied up in the Bank of America loan. So my question is with that non-exclusive tag, unless you can guarantee me that he is going to sign and you'll get him.


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[Assistant] If I see, let's go around and guess what we think happens to Lamar Jackson in two years. Get ready to clip these upcoming, uh, hypotheses. But where do we think Lamar Jackson is in two years from now?


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[Assistant] So are we all saying Lamar Jackson will still be on the Ravens in two years? They'll come to a crossroads, they'll meet.


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[Assistant] Either that or somebody gives him that 255 million and they just let him walk.


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[Assistant] But you know what? Lamar Jackson was not the only player to get tagged, uh, in these past couple of weeks. America's team, that would be the Dallas Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Ended up tagging Tony Pollard, running back, Tony Pollard. So we're going to be paying Tony about $10 million next season if we don't come to a long-term deal.


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[Assistant] And if you combine that with Zeke's cap hit for next season, that puts the Cowboys well over 30, around $30 million that they're spending on running backs.


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[Assistant] Rapid reaction though, did you guys see this coming? The tag on Tony Pollard for the Cowboys? Tom, yes?


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, Tony Pollard tagging or running back, what do we think? Smart or dumb?


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[Assistant] And five, be careful because you also, uh, similarly, tag your running back.


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[Assistant] So do we think this signals that Zeke will no longer be on the Dallas Cowboys? Is that what we think this means?


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[Assistant] Cuz lemme, I got some news for y'all. Uhm. Should he take a pay cut? Jerry Jones has come out and said, I think these guys can coexist amongst each other. I agree. I think, uh.


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[Assistant] To me this means a couple of things for the Cowboys. To me this means we might be looking at letting Dalton Schultz walk. That's A. Because originally a lot of people were saying that's who we were going to tag on the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Yes, so we drafted two tight ends and they've been


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[Assistant] And it could also be something happens with Zeke. Whether Zeke is cut, whether Zeke takes a pay cut.


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[Assistant] That is yet to be seen, but what I can tell you is that Jerry Jones likes Zeke.


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[Assistant] He loves the stars and he was still on his rookie deal. And if you look at the draft class too, this is what makes, uh,


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[Assistant] This is, this is very interesting stuff cause you look at the draft class coming out. This is a very strong running back draft class. If you're looking at, you got a lot of four, three, four, four burners, uh, in this class. I'm talking about like this is, let's cost like 20 deep running back 20 deep great running back.


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[Assistant] Again, on Zeke's behalf, I must say a lot of people are saying Zeke has been injured. He has not been playing to his full potential.


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[Assistant] I will never, I'm like Tom, I will always be in favor of players getting their money, whether they're on the Cowboys or not. I want Lamar Jackson to get paid. I'm glad Zeke made all that money and got paid because at the end of the day, it's their bodies that they're putting on the line.


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[Assistant] Uh, you think Lamar Jackson's going to be able to walk up into his 70s and 80s normally? Cause personally, I don't. You think Zeke's gonna be able to have a long and sustaining life with taking all these hits? Maybe, maybe not. So I am in favor of getting these people paid. I'm also in favor of proper, uh, what is the,


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[Assistant] What's the cap? We also have to consider the cap though, because we are not under the cap like that. So a lot of things are happening. But again, Cowboys weren't the only team, uh, that


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[Assistant] They're trying to get rid of Henry. No, I mean, but he's still performing well.


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[Assistant] Name recognition. Where does name recognition come into play? Cause again, the NFL is a business. It's about selling jerseys. It's about filling those seats.


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[Assistant] If I'm going to a Giants game, I'm going to see Saquon. I'm not going to see Daniel Jones or literally anyone else on the team. I'm literally going to see Saquon.


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[Assistant] We talked about our, our teams and our tags. Did your teams tag someone? Tom, Tree, Perna?


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[Assistant] Do you see your teams tagging someone? And if so, who should that be?


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[Assistant] Of all the tagged players, and we can, we can chop this up.


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[Assistant] Josh Jacobs. So another running back. Smart.


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[Assistant] There's three running backs who are tagged, yea. Daron Payne. I actually saw that and commented on Twitter when that happened. And those are the only remaining ones. The list of people who did not get tagged.


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[Assistant] Well, like, these are people who were alleged to be tagged and then were not tagged.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jonathan Jones on the Patriots. Matt Gay Kicker? Was he supposed to get tagged?


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[Assistant] Oh no, you poor thing. We're so saddened. We had to deal with 10 grams as our starter.


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[Assistant] I think they had Benny Testaverde start a game. Oh yes. You had Kyle Orton.


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[Assistant] Jets or it's just the jets. That's the only competition right now.


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[Assistant] How do we know, Tom? Is there a timeline? Like, what's happening?


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[Assistant] If you watch the extended, uh, clip of him, and he talks about everything. He basically says he feels like he's getting targeted by the refs. And then you pull up, uh, the text. He's gotten eight texts this year. Four. Four texts were from Ben Taylor.


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[Assistant] Bro, what are you doing? Like, let's play the game. And, a lot of people are agreeing with Fred Van Fleet right now.


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[Assistant] Uhm, let's talk about a couple more trade rumors, uh, then we can get out of here.


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[Assistant] What do you guys think about this rumor of DeAndre Hopkins to the Cowboys? Uh, not gonna happen.


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[Assistant] But Tree, I definitely disagree. We need another receiver on our team and we will get another receiver on the Cowboys. I just don't know if it's going to be Deandre Hobbs. You already have a receiver. His name's Treyvon Diggs. You? Yea.


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[Assistant] Is that he wouldn't really help the cowboys with our problem with speed. You think about it, we just have really CD as our burner and pretty much that's it. So he's more.


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[Assistant] That was the counterpoint, is that we just need him to catch a couple slanks, catch a couple...


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[Assistant] Uh, out routes and that's really it.


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[Assistant] You know what's interesting? Can I just share a story real quick? I was on this live stream.


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[Assistant] Hang, hang was doing a live stream. Yeah, this is back in the day though. And I was on a live stream with uh, Spice Adams.


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[Assistant] And immediately he said absolutely not. Like he was like firm, definitive. No. No chance. I'm going back.


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[Assistant] Cut to couple months later.


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[Assistant] Uh, Cowboys are about to go to the playoffs and OBJ's rumored we're gonna go meet with OBJ, but then you turn around and who else is he meeting with?


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[Assistant] The Giants? Gosh darn Giants. The same team! And he said never. Absolutely not. So.


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[Assistant] Well, he hasn't played in over a year. He's nearing 30. He wasn't looking that good coming off 2020. I mean, he was a solid slot guy. He wasn't anywhere near what he was. And then he got injured in the Super Bowl. He has not played. There's always been rumors about his physical. That's why he didn't sign last year. So basically he's at the point where he has no leverage. He has to play.


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[Assistant] Last second. Looks like that guy from scary movie. You know, with the fingers. Yes. 147.


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[Assistant] Last second 200. Thank god, not me. Who got the last second 200?


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[Assistant] No! I literally already said- What's the adjusted total?


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[Assistant] I think that you guys should flip a coin or what I'm doing before. Like I literally was talking to you guys before about this. Should we flip a coin?


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[Assistant] How about this? I'll do the punishment for this week, but going forward,


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[Assistant] Uh, like the, was it one of the Disney movies?


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[Assistant] I have NHL trade deadline sports ball. I'm hoping to have that out tonight. I'm waiting for a sponsor approval for one thing, but otherwise that is done. I'm just waiting on the blessings.


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[Assistant] Listen, I got a Cowboys meeting coming out, NFC East meeting. Be on the lookout. Okay.


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[Assistant] Ham, lettuce, jalapenos, tomatoes, peppers, mustard.


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[Assistant] Olives. It's basically an Italian BMT with bacon. Be careful. It's really good actually. Like it's really good. It's spicy. Not bad. Spicy. So that is Brandon's- It's day one of eating a danger witch every day of the week.


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[Assistant] I don't like that he went to the Chiefs. How many wide receivers does that damn football team need?


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[Assistant] They've got Juju Smith Schuster. They got Travis Kelsey tied in, but he's, he's basically a receiver. Nicole Hardman, MVS, Sky Moore, and now they're gonna throw in Tony. Basically all Tony has to do.


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[Assistant] Is catch one touchdown pass every three weeks for that football team and it will be some ridiculous football play where everybody's covered and all of a sudden Tony's open three yards down the field. He makes eight guys miss and runs 60 for a touchdown and is probably going to be against the Broncos. I hate this. Like why let the rich get richer?


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[Assistant] If I, I mean, I think the Broncos as an organization will consider it.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't just because I don't think, and this is any head coach, uh, and


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[Assistant] There's two exceptions. If you think you got a guy on your roster,


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[Assistant] Who will be your next head coach and you want to see how he performs in that role.


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[Assistant] Then yeah, fire your coach midway through the season. Cause I just don't think there's much to gain from getting rid of Hackett right now. You're not going to ride the ship with, and the Broncos coaching staff specifically is a lot of young guys. There's not like somebody who's done it before or somebody who's been with the team in that role for a long time.


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[Assistant] Uh, and like, Matt Rule, they let go early because...


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[Assistant] They wanted him to be able to get his next coaching gig so they don't have to pay him as much moving forward. And that's not gonna happen with Hack It.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's just, it's hard to say because like none of us know how this new ownership group actually operates. What they think. I don't think George Payton is the type of guy who's going to make a rash decision like that. And.


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[Assistant] Like, I would be more interested in seeing how, after the worst start imaginable, you see how Nathaniel Hackett responds in the second half of the season, and if he can show you, he can right the ship in any way.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's had some injuries, but I think physically it's not like he's declining the way we saw Peyton Manning, uh, the way, you know, other old QBs do.


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[Assistant] You can, like getting rid of a coach is a lot easier than getting rid of a QB you've just paid.


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[Assistant] I like the Robert Quinn move for Philly. His contract, like none of his money's guaranteed, uh, in...


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[Assistant] 2023 or 2024, so there's like no dead cap if you do decide to cut him.


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[Assistant] So I think that's like one reason they took it.


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[Assistant] And if he does, if he plays well, you can continue to pay him on a deal that's, that's not too bad. But like, I think a guy like Quinn,


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[Assistant] Is gonna go to a defensive line that's better and to a secondary that's better.


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[Assistant] And if your secondary is really good, that's gonna give you like an extra half second to get to the quarterback, right? Like if the guys that are playing next to you are a little bit more dominant,


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[Assistant] To me, this is just, like, it's such a power move by the Eagles. They're just like...


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[Assistant] Add some depth here, we're gonna get some, some extra sacks, some more pressures, and we really just will have no weaknesses as we move forward.


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[Assistant] After sending me a autographed Russell Wilson helmet, let's ride! They said, you know what?


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[Assistant] Rust didn't play so well, so how about a John Elway life-size autograph photo? I like to look at it this way though.


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[Assistant] Look at that butt John Ellie had on him. That is a nice man ass.


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[Assistant] They got cute little butts. Uh, all of your sports butt merch, auctionofchampions.com, authentic autographed sports memorabilia.


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[Assistant] We've all got something pretty sweet. Didn't you get an Eli Manning piece too? I did.


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[Assistant] You wanna peruse for the perfect thing, especially with Christmas coming up. You gotta give somebody a gift. Don't know what to give them.


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[Assistant] If you don't use clickbait, they will break into our home and come steal back our, uh. Yes, they already did that.


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[Assistant] Bring Adam Gates back to Denver too. Why not? Let's get crazy here guys.


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[Assistant] They can't put up with it anymore. It's like a younger brother, you know, who is probably better at sports than you.


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[Assistant] Does all the things he thinks he's supposed to do, but just takes it to one level too far.


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[Assistant] Just don't hold any punches. Whatever this man does, let's find a way to tear him down. And it's not just us trolls on Twitter, it's literally everyone now. It's the NFL network going out of their way to do entire segments about it. Which is bizarre, because if


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[Assistant] If the Broncos had a winning record right now, this whole airplane thing, people would be saying, this is what makes Russ good. This is the thing that separates him from the normal man, the extra mile to do all the things. Is it a little weird? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I, who have never been a champion, would never even think to do such things! You're right, Brandon.


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[Assistant] I'm like, at this point, like, I get it.


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[Assistant] You know, giving people crap for stuff, like, I make a living off that. So I can't, you know, I can't throw too many stones in this glass house, but...


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[Assistant] At this point, I'm just genuinely curious to see if Russell Wilson can turn it around. Like, it's at a point where his professional career


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[Assistant] Is it, it's as, as low as it's ever been. Like, he's never been in this situation.


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[Assistant] And not everybody can come back from that. Like that's a, it's a tough thing to get that load, to have the spotlight on you and then to turn around and play at an elite level at the hardest position in sports. And Russ, very good throughout his entire career as quarterback in different like phases through his career. And, uh, I have no clue.


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[Assistant] What's gonna happen week to week with this team? With Russ? Like, at this point I'm just on for the ride. Uh, and I think he has a track record of being very good, but outside of that situation that they had in Seattle, like, he's got a lot to prove. And that's, there's a ton of pressure there, and I don't like, I don't know if he can do it. I'm hoping.


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[Assistant] Arch manning. This is just wild.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And since these defense is playing really well right now. They've been strong. Tom, what do you think?


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[Assistant] They can't run the ball. They're not gonna run it against the Ravens. Lamar Jackson's gonna tear apart their defense because the Buccaneers got like a half of their defense not playing tonight due to injury.


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[Assistant] Tom Brady's gonna lose, is this, if they lose tonight, is it three in a row?


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[Assistant] Antoine Winfield Jr., out. Sean Murphy Bunting, out. Akeem Hicks, out.


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[Assistant] Luke Goedecky, out. Russell Gage, out. Carlton Davis, out. Cameron Bray, out. That is two of their corners and their safety, uh, all out.


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[Assistant] If Lamar Jackson doesn't have like one of his best passing games since early in the season, then I'd say the Ravens got some, some issues as well moving forward. They should blow them out of the division. Fake? Yeah. Yeah, that's it.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, there is a legal shift, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, is there any, like, Buffalo Bills connections with the, like, the Giants? Are they gonna deal anybody with Buffalo? You got that?


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[Assistant] Don't, no clue. If they lose, Sunday, all bets are off.


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[Assistant] Alberto seems gone, Judy seems like the, the piece with the most leverage, uhm.


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[Assistant] And Bradley Chubb is playing really, really well right now.


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[Assistant] The only problem there is I think teams know that the Broncos are probably not going to re-sign him after this season because it's going to be too expensive and they've kind of found his replacement.


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[Assistant] So if you're a team looking for him, you have to be a contender versus a team that's like, we'll just wait and negotiate, you know, trying to get him as a free agent.


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[Assistant] Alberto probably gone, Judy maybe. The price for Judy will be steep and that's why other teams are also inquiring about KJ Hamler. I would like to keep KJ, but.


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[Assistant] Alvin Kamara to the Broncos, we'll buy. We'll buy! We'll give you Melvin Gordon and Latavious Murray back.


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[Assistant] If I lived in LA, I would have to, like they have those airplane sets.


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[Assistant] I just dropped a Geno Smith episode, so, uh, you know, as a Broncos fan, that was a little painful to make, but...


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[Assistant] His story in the NFL has been kinda crazy. Uh, check it.


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[Assistant] It's a nice wheel shirt you got there. No, I think it's best case scenario, especially for Tony, because if you can't excel an Andy Reid system where it's a high flying offense, then like, you're not going to succeed anywhere. I think that the Chiefs basically give up very minimal amount of draft capital to get a guy who has a high ceiling. And I think if you utilize him, you know, the way that he could be, then I think


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[Assistant] He's gonna do just fine. So like, you know what Pernis says, like, he's not gonna be expected to be the number one guy. He's not even gonna be the number two guy. Maybe, what, number four? Maybe? So...


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[Assistant] I think with that, you know, he's gonna be just fine. They could use him as a gadget player if they really want to, so.


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[Assistant] Well, I think you have two major problems here. I think you have the coaching of Nathaniel Hackett, but you also have the play of Russell Wilson too. So it's going to be up to the Broncos to go, okay, well we just gave them both big old contracts. Which one is the real problem? Or are they both a problem?


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[Assistant] And I think to just fire Nathaniel Hackett after eight weeks, even if you do lose to the Jaguars, I think it's like super short sighted because is another coach going to be able to come in within the organization most likely and then be like, okay, let's see.


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[Assistant] I don't know, because maybe Nathaniel Hackett can adapt and adjust and evolve in the role, and maybe it's a Wilson problem, but I feel like you can't figure that out eight weeks into the season.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, just speaking with Perna, I'll let Perna, I'll let you swallow. I got you, buddy. Um, uh, so like, talking about this, like, Jerry Judy's obviously, um, potentially a candidate who could get traded. Bradley Chubb is another one who's been, like, highly rumored that he could go as well.


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[Assistant] They're picking up their, uhm, that was yesterday, Garofalo tweeted that out because I retweeted it, saying that they're picking up most of their remaining salary for Quinn, uh, so it's just going to cost them draft capital, but not a lot of money.


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[Assistant] So, thank you, but you still gotta pay him Chicago fines. So, here's the thing. It's like, Robert Quinn, cause he was, he's been rumored to potentially be moved, but he had an amazing season last year and the Bears didn't capitalize on moving him right after that season.


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[Assistant] But at the same time, like, I was watching him play against the Patriots, like, he still, like, he is good. You know, I don't think he's, like, terrible. But again, it's similar to, like, the Kedarius, Tony thing to the Chiefs. The Eagles already have a talented defense, so just adding another weapon, hell, even if they use Robert Quinn as a rotational guy if they really want to, like, it would be fine. So I think it's just a good, a good team just getting better.


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[Assistant] Um, I think, you know, d the eagles could improve


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[Assistant] It's, it's a slam dunk. And I think what the Eagles are doing is like, they're playing this incredibly smart, like AJ Brown, like amazing deal. Like that was incredible, like a hundred percent. Yes, they had to pay him a ton of money, but one, they had the cap and two, because they have a QB on their rookie, on his rookie contract.


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[Assistant] They can go out and spend all this money because they're like, here we go. Like we got this however many years before.


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[Assistant] Basically that window starts to get a little bit tougher to open.


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[Assistant] So, I don't even see it necessarily going, it's not going all in, because,


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[Assistant] Let me rephrase that. They're going all in because they have the right circumstances to go all in.


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[Assistant] One of those QBs that is just like making a ton of money.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be tough to make those kinds of moves. I mean, hell, it's kinda why the Chiefs had to get rid of Tyree Kill. It's why the Packers had to get rid of Devante Adams, even though they could have kept him. You know, this is...


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[Assistant] Like right now, I'm looking at right, you have 7.1 million dollars.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think you also have questions for your front office because you're franchise tagging a tight end who's had one really good year of production and you're now paying him over 10 million dollars and he's a top 5 paid player on your team.


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[Assistant] That's fine, but I'm talking about if you want a cap relief or to go and be like a buyer during the trade like deadline, those are the kinds of guys that are going to be in the way of that because now you have less than $8 million in available cap. It's going to be tough for you to take on any major contracts. Brandon has finished.


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[Assistant] Would you be surprised if like, just one day, the whole locker room just like put a bunch of bars of soap in a sock, and we're like, hey Russell, we just wanna talk. And put a blanket over him and full metal jacket him. Just wanna talk.


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[Assistant] I cannot wait for the book to come out from the teammates of Russell Wilson during this time period in like five to six years. I cannot wait.


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[Assistant] I think they're going to be just fine, just literally because like Tyler Boyd has been phenomenal. Like he's, he is such an underrated guy and he's what, their wide receiver three? He's a wide receiver three. Yeah. So like T Higgins, he's just fine too. So I think against those people, yeah, they're like those teams, they're going to be just fine. And I think that division is so weird right now. Like, yeah, they're good.


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[Assistant] Tom, you're shaking your head no? Elaborate. They are in like arguably the worst division in football. Like I know that they have now lost to the Panthers, which was, yes, that was really embarrassing. But that's the one saving grace right now for the Buccaneers is that their division is so horrible.


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[Assistant] They could lose five games in a row and still win the division. I think we're at relative ease. So the Falcons right now, like they're playing really tough, but their corners are injured to hell. The Panthers I don't think are going to go on any type of run and the Saints, they have QB issues, you know, and they also have a ton of injuries too.


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[Assistant] I have the Ravens winning. I mean, the big thing that concerns me is the Ravens defense, as I think Tree said before. Like, they just can't hold onto a lead. They didn't blow it against the Browns, but the Browns kind of just blew it themselves.


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[Assistant] They were able to score again and like, you know, put it away.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, they, they are just don't look like a complete team right now. Like they look like they're very unbalanced. And I mean, I know all about teams who can't play four quarters, so.


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[Assistant] Okay, don't, no, no assets. Negative assets. Give us a third. Yea, no, we're not good with that. Give us a fourth. Give us a fourth Kenny Golliday for Amari Rogers. Young player. Really good up and comer. Just put him back to return kicks and you'll do great.


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[Assistant] You gotta crash a funeral, and you gotta do high knees.


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[Assistant] If the coach would have done high knees, he'd still be alive today!


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[Assistant] I, see, the only thing I thought of is flex a tiny bit and go to that subway that you bought the Danger Witch at and ask if you could volunteer to make a Danger Witch sandwich behind the counter.


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[Assistant] Do you have high knees with you? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm streaming tonight, probably reaction might be short. I don't know. Things are gonna happen. I'll be streaming at 8 o'clock. Things always happen.


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[Assistant] Listen, I am just so surprised we have been doing this experiment called clickbait sports for over a year now. Can, can you guys believe that? That's crazy. Wow.


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[Assistant] Well, why don't we just talk about what now? Because, like, we were...


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[Assistant] In a terrible position, what do they do with Baker Mayfield? Well, it's like, what do we do now? He's not getting charged. Only thing now is civil. Where do we go from here?


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[Assistant] When did Big Bird die? What the HECK?


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[Assistant] We are, uh, talking about, we're not talking about someone.


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[Assistant] Jimmy G who we can also talk about, uh, later on here to figure out his landing spot.


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[Assistant] But I think for this situation with Baker Mayfield, this is like an Amari Cooper situation. Okay? For some reason...


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[Assistant] You have let slip some information. You've talked to the wrong person and this person has opened their mouths to other people and it's spread.


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[Assistant] Right, it's spread and you cannot get it back in the box. You can't put the toothpaste back in the box. It's out!


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[Assistant] They're gonna get a fifth round pick like we got a fifth round pick. That's just how these things work. I thought toothpaste was in a tube. No, it's in a box. Like, in a box.


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[Assistant] Bro, you can go to Sesame Street? What the heck?


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[Assistant] Do we do a clickbait meetup at sesame street? Say we won't do it chat. Say we won't.


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[Assistant] I'm just trying to understand, how is everyone else getting value from their players? We have Amari Cooper, we're the Dallas Cowboys, we trade him, we get a fifth rounder. Tyreek Hill!


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[Assistant] Goes to the Dolphins, they get multiple, multiple picks. Okay?


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[Assistant] But to me, if you're a Kansas City fan, and let me know in chat as well, if you're a Chiefs fan, you're in a window right now, maybe a two to three year window where you can compete at a high level for the Super Bowl. Who's beating the Chiefs? Right? They are one of the


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[Assistant] You look at the AFC, it's the Chiefs at the top over there. Not anymore. Not anymore. Okay, Chiefs, Broncos, but I'm saying, why trade?


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[Assistant] That's, that's a separate issue, which I can attest to that.


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[Assistant] The Michael Gallup signing is not even that big. The Michael Gallup signing is a two-year deal, the same type of deal we gave Amari Cooper. So, I don't even know if that's why we got rid of Amari Cooper. Cause if you look at some of the deals that some of these people are doing, look at Lyle Collins. He signed for the same amount of money he played with on the Cowboys. So it's like-


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying though, like Devonte Adams compensation way up here.


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[Assistant] Tyree kill compensation way up here. I don't think the difference in talent between Devontae Adams


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[Assistant] And Amari Cooper is that big of a difference to where we are getting a fifth round pick and you guys are getting multiple picks.


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[Assistant] Love it. Not only do I agree, but it's like, we're going to find out how good Patrick Mahomes is, right? Everyone has said and been talking Patrick Mahomes, oh, he's the next goat, right? He's on the cover of Madden next to Tom Brady. Well, let's see how good you are.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, hold on, before we move on, we have to talk about the Matt Ryan situation, because that is almost as agree as if not more than the Baker Mayfield situation. You got a guy who should have won a Super Bowl for your team, by the way, 28-3. Coach's fault, by the way.


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[Assistant] He gives your team everything, everything, and he's willing to give them everything more. But they say,


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[Assistant] We're gonna try for Deshaun Watson. We don't want you. Thank you for your service. That's all. That's, that's it. What the heck? I'm telling you guys.


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[Assistant] Teams have no loyalty to players. We're seeing it!


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[Assistant] The quarterback, the number one position where you should have the most loyalty, they don't care.


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[Assistant] So when players are sitting out for their money and they're saying, I'm not going to play until I get paid.


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[Assistant] I don't care because at the end of the day, organizations only care about you until they don't. Yeah, this is crazy.


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[Assistant] Should teams stay on a quarterback if it's not working? Maybe year three it works, but year one and two, he was just getting used to it. Maybe y'all should keep Daniel Jones for five, six, 15 years. See how it works out! Why not?


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[Assistant] When you look at the timeline, all the fans, guess whose side they're on? It's not management. All the fans are saying, I will root for Matt Ryan wherever he goes. You know what? He's a falcon to me forever. I don't care.


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[Assistant] Everyone is saying Colts on Twitter as well. Everyone's saying Colts. Easy.


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[Assistant] He literally said, I'll go back to Cleveland now that Baker's not the QB.


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[Assistant] I mean, he didn't say it in those words, but it's like,


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[Assistant] Sure, I'm open to coming back now. Well, what's changed?


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[Assistant] What do you think was the actual fallout with OBJ and Baker Mayfield? Because Baker wasn't giving them the ball.


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[Assistant] It was just weird. I saw that video, that montage, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] Please, let's make one splash signing. One, bro. One. Can we have one? We didn't get Zedarius Thomas. We didn't get Zedarius. What happened to Lyle Collins?


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[Assistant] Can we have Cedric Wilson back now that y'all got Tyreek Hill? Like what the heck? Y'all don't need Cedric Wilson now.


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[Assistant] That's crazy! Yeah, he's only 25. Bro, give us Sedge of Rules and stop playing right now. Give us this man back.


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[Assistant] A lot of people are, uh, there has been a lot of movement for Clowny to the Cowboys. Personally, I'm not sure. I don't know. Uh, he's up there in age. Yeah, I mean, he played for the Texans. He's...


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[Assistant] Known in Texas, a lot of people like Clowney. I don't know.


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[Assistant] On the practice squad for a couple years, he hasn't really gotten a chance and he's a bigger receiver. Okay, we're talking about an X, you put him out there, he can go up and catch the ball. We signed him to a one year deal this offseason.


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[Assistant] I really truly believe this is his only chance. This is it. Like this is do or die for Noah Brown and for a lot of our other receivers too. It's do or die.


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[Assistant] So, I think we would rather see this do or die than to sign a Jarvis Landry, because a lot of our reviewers have been waiting.


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[Assistant] It's not a practice squad guy, it's just someone known for the Cowboys, right? He used to be on the practice squad, he's been on the Cowboys roster for a while, and I just think it's time for a, not even just Noah Brown, uh, there's other receivers out there who we just have not given


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[Assistant] Enough time to, they don't have enough opportunities because of Mario Cooper's out there. And now Mario Cooper's gone.


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[Assistant] This is one of the deepest drafts for receivers. So I don't think they're going to bring in Jarvis Landry. I think they're going to either draft a receiver first or second or we're just going to rock with the guys we got right now.


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[Assistant] Obviously the Rams, they're the Super Bowl winners.


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[Assistant] Because the Packers won't be in the playoffs. That's, that's why.


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[Assistant] What? This is the funniest thing. Like this is actually a storyline in the NFL. The fact that a player is doing TikToks and we're talking about it. That is hilarious.


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[Assistant] I'm not going hard. If you're dancing, you gotta go ham. He's going like three out of ten. Three out of ten.


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[Assistant] The Giants might be the worst team in the league next year. The Giants.


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[Assistant] Man, the Packers have an easy schedule, man. What is this? Welcome to the NFL. The hardest people y'all play are the Cowboys!


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[Assistant] I mean we had like one of the hardest strength of schedules last season.


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[Assistant] No, it's because, doesn't it go by like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, like that's why I'm pretty sure the Cowboys are down here because last year we had one of the hardest strength of schedules, that's what I'm trying to say. No, it doesn't balance, it's pure luck. It doesn't do that?


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[Assistant] Like I know, I know that happens, but I thought, I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] Oh, we should go around and say what we want our team to do to close out free agency before- Oh yes, that's a good one.


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[Assistant] But is there anything like the Broncos need though, Perna? Like, what's missing? They just need this.


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[Assistant] I agree. I agree. Tree, who should the stealer sign?


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[Assistant] Speaking of the Honey Badger, I would love if the Cowboys brought this man in. He would shore up our safeties for years to come. We do have Malik Hooker. We did re-sign J-Ron Curse. I think those are- That's a hooker!


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[Assistant] If we can get one person on the line, offensively or defensively, just one person for depth purposes, I'll be happy before we go into the, before the, uh, before the drive.


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[Assistant] I'm so interested to see this James Washington signing, okay? James Washington, I think, will fill in where CD was filling in potentially. Or maybe he can even go to the X and have CD remain where he was. So we'll see.


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[Assistant] North Macedonia gained its independence in 1991 as a successor state of Yugoslavia.


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[Assistant] Brandon? Brandon, how much did you uh, Brandon?


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[Assistant] Let the people know about this, uh, baseball. Is this thing still happening? Yes! So, uh.


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[Assistant] Baseball is back though, by the way. So, it is coming back. It's been saved.


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[Assistant] But we're still taking on these minor leaguers, the heck you thought this was.


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[Assistant] Look, I can pinch run, that's all I can do. So.


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[Assistant] I did get the face paint, but like, the nose is, is, oh.


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[Assistant] I gotta take this nose off. I can't, I can't do it. That might be a top 5 punishment right there. The thumbs. Did y'all like my pitty gritty?


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[Assistant] I don't think that kick would have been good from inside of the end zone.


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[Assistant] I think it's Kurt Benkert. How do we do this, right? Like we're trying to figure out which NFL team, basically we're saying which NFL team has the all-time greatest roster, right? Is that what...


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[Assistant] See, my, my, my team has, like, Eli Manning is it, cause after him is Phil Sims, and Phil Sims was trash, so. Phil Sims here.


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[Assistant] Lomas Brown? Lomas Brown was a giant, dude.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, I'm, I'm kinda looking at some, some, just some preliminary scrub team, like the Falcons.


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[Assistant] Like, let's try to eliminate some teams that would not have an all-star team.


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[Assistant] The Chiefs are interesting. The Raiders are really good, but I'll take the 49ers.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's do this before we get bogged down in our own stupidity.


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[Assistant] I was about to say, can't hold an extra point. Yeah, I can't hold them. Never came up big in any games.


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[Assistant] Is that who we're going with? Yeah, you know, this one's kind of tough, but Steve Young, a great player. I would, I would consider, you know, maybe what was that guy's name? Joe Mantegna.


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[Assistant] For the Niners, I gotta go with the guy cause they don't have, you know, I mean, could I be missing someone? But I'm thinking Roger Craig for the 49ers as they're running back. I don't really


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[Assistant] Oh, I just want to go rewind. Did you pass on Franco Harris as one of your running backs? I did. He would have been my number two behind Betis. Oh, okay. Yeaah, that's it. It was like, Harris was more behind.


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[Assistant] Uh, of course, Jerry freaking Wright, the greatest receiver of probably all time. Pretty easy here. And then Terrell Owens.


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[Assistant] So, those are two. I think the 49ers win this one, honestly, on all y'all. On receiver?


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[Assistant] Packets away, that answer. So I'm gonna answer for, uh, the


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[Assistant] Who's the best stealer tied in? Let's answer for him while he's out. Is it Heath Miller?


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[Assistant] I'll pick Joe Staley. Fine, I'll go with Staley. You guys pick.


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[Assistant] No, uh, maybe Chris Dolman? He played there for a little while.


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[Assistant] Uh, Richard Dent only played there one year, but he was instrumental in that championship team, but... I'll just go Brian Young. Fair enough.


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[Assistant] I mean, if you're counting Charles Haley as down in the hand in the ground, then Charles Haley would be the greatest edge. But I always imagine Haley as a linebacker, but I'm not.


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[Assistant] I don't know what's gonna come. I don't know what's gonna come.


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[Assistant] There you go. Fate has a way. I think I know who Tree's gonna pick, but I'm not, not, not 100% sure.


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[Assistant] Meaning, I am going to go for the Niners with Patrick Willis.


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[Assistant] Just for the fact that he was insanely athletic, insanely good, and even though he retired way too soon, he probably got out.


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[Assistant] At the right time, but he was so good for a four year period. He was just unbelievable. So Patrick Willis for the nine errs.


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[Assistant] Uh, I am going to go with...


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[Assistant] I'm going to steal your answer scooter. Neon Dion from 1994 was a beast. They, he was pretty much the difference between the Niners beating the Cowboys and going on and winning a championship in the middle of those four, three or whatever championship. So I'm going to go with Neon Dion.


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[Assistant] So two of us are tied, but I would, I would say that Neon was one of the greatest corner ever. Like no one's ever seen anything that he's done.


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[Assistant] Alright, my guy I think is better than all of those guys because he's, his finger was broken and they were like, yo dude.


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[Assistant] We can put this in a cast and you can be out like two to three, you know, two to three months, or we can just cut it off.


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[Assistant] And you can go back in the game, and he was like, give me that butcher knife, chop off my finger, and I'm in, and put some Band-Aid, like put some, whatever, Neosporin on it, and I'm out there. I don't think he even bothered putting a Band-Aid on it. Ronnie freaking lot!


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[Assistant] Safety of all time, and y'all can fight me. One of them, Paul Malo's better, but- No, no, no, we're only allowed- Did- Did Troy Palmao cut his finger off for football? He cut his hair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, he's never getting mentioned for anything.


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[Assistant] And let's be aside, Wisconsin, get us a pick here.


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[Assistant] My hands are nine inches. I got bigger hands than Penny Pickett.


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[Assistant] Yesterday I had an idea. I said, you know, there's a minor league team in Savannah, Georgia called the Savannah Bananas. And I was like, Hey, if I put together a team of YouTubers, would y'all like, just as kind of like a joke, but somewhat serious, I was like, would y'all, would y'all play us?


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[Assistant] And they actually turned us down. They said no.


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[Assistant] Because they had done something with John Boy Media before or something. And, uh, yeaah. And I was like, well.


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[Assistant] You know, the group, shoot, this group alone has what? A million and a half subscribers? Just us alone? So, they rejected me and then...


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[Assistant] Then people started adding other teams and they were like, hey, would y'all want to play a group of YouTubers? And a team in Burlington, North Carolina, the Burlington Sock Puppets, that is their actual name, was like, we'll scrimmage y'all.


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[Assistant] And so, on June 1st, they've made it official, they confirmed today, we will go down to Burlington, North Carolina with a group, it'll be...


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[Assistant] Uh, hopefully the rest of clickbait sports. However, uh, we got giraffe neck mark.


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[Assistant] Fuzzy is interested. Baseball Quotes on Twitter says he's in. Shelfie, uh, the real Shelfie, uh, is in. Who else we got? I got a whole list of people. And we're all gonna get crushed like 135 doors.


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[Assistant] They aren't, uh, they're not class A or anything like that. They're not affiliated. They're like a step in between college and the pros. So like they're basically, they're basically pros and they're going to crush us.


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[Assistant] So this is kind of fun, is, we have 3.5 million subscribers and over 900,000 subs between us, and, uh, the people that they rejected, that Savannah originally rejected us for, only 1.3 million subs and, uh,


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[Assistant] 133,000 Twitter followers. So the power of the group is here. And if, if any other minor league team wants to actually play us in baseball, which leads me to the next question is what sport could we play? What other, like, should we play a G league team in basketball?


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[Assistant] We could play soccer too. Okay, we could play an amateur team. Could we play an MLS team in soccer?


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[Assistant] This is wild. So June 1st, Merlington, North Carolina. I think we're gonna name our team the Ship Posters. Not sure what we're gonna-


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[Assistant] I like it. This video, I have a video on the cost of the Washington Commander's rebrand. Like how much did it actually cost from not just a monetary standpoint but from a spiritual standpoint. Dignity. How much did it cost?


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[Assistant] And Scooter, one clip of your reaction to the commander's name is in the video. Just the one where you just say bruh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, where's Tom and his singing?


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[Assistant] I set a tattoo of Elmer Fudd on his right butt cheek that says, I know you're in there, you waskily wabbit.


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[Assistant] Bigger, bigger than Kenny Pickett, baby. Same bat place. I'm Tom.


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[Assistant] Fans unifying was probably Patriots fans against Roger Goodell when...


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[Assistant] I feel like when Brady was suspended, Patriots fans against Roger Goodell was one of the most like, and I think most NFL fans


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[Assistant] One star review, wow. I'm sorry, what did you learn about the book?


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[Assistant] Since there was zero, um, pictures of Tim Tebow shirtless, that's a huge dock in my book.


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[Assistant] One shirtless t-bo might have gotten scooter all fours, honestly. Just one shirtless t-bo.


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[Assistant] But, let's, I mean, Urban Meyer's leadership ability is the reason Jags fans are heading to the stadium this week dressed as clowns.


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[Assistant] Because they don't trust their owner, they don't trust the GM, the guys who put Urban Meyer in a place to be a leader. And, uh.


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[Assistant] They have ruined the number one QB prospect thus far, and it doesn't look like that will get corrected anytime soon. And, with Trimbaki there.


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[Assistant] Coaches are already saying no. They're saying no, we're not going to go to Jags. We're not going to go there. So the, the, the chance that they're going to get a big name head coach.


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[Assistant] Or being an Antonio Brown fan. Imagine the people who are like, my favorite player is Antonio Brown.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because that wasn't a paid punishment. That was a, oh, we decided to, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Or DraftKings Sportsbook, America's Top Rated Sportsbook app might be able to help you out there.


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[Assistant] And if I were to bet over at DraftKings, I don't know if they'll have this bet available this weekend.


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[Assistant] But I would want to see if Ben Roethlisberger could continue to throw for under 150 yards and break the 50 attempt mark.


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[Assistant] What does that even mean?


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[Assistant] I'll say it, I'll say it, Adam. Antonio Brown is dumb. He is a dumb person.


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown, here's the, like, the only thing they have to figure out is whether or not he actually told the training staff of the Bucks during the game


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[Assistant] That he was having ankle problems. I don't think he did. If he told them during the game at some point, then that situation could have been handled. He was a grievous.


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[Assistant] The Bucks knew he had an ankle injury leading into that. He'd been dealing with it all the way back to, uh, to October. And I think it was Tom Pelicero on the NFL Network.


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[Assistant] Said that even what Antonio Brown's MRI, his individual MRI confirmed is stuff they already knew about his ankle back then. That it had bone spurs and that there was a sprain in it which is the torn ligaments.


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[Assistant] So the ankle injury, that was real. Antonio Brown being able to play on it was the issue, but the real issue behind all of that is earlier in the week,


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[Assistant] Him and his agent asked the Bucks to guarantee his incentives.


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[Assistant] They said no, so they probably knew that there was a chance AB wasn't going to hit those incentives because of his injury.


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[Assistant] And he didn't just leave, he made a show of it when he left, which is why it became such a big story. If he just walked into the tunnel, said, Hey, I had an injury, I had to go to the locker room.