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[Assistant] After the week two loss to Pittsburgh, those whispers turned into screams. That's right. We heard them on the national media. We had plenty of them here in Cleveland. Deservedly so. I was extremely hard on them. You were extremely hard on them.


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[Assistant] We know that he's got rabbit ears. We know that he's listening to all of this nonsense. And maybe that was the tipping point. And he finally said, you know what, I'm sick of this. I'm sick. Maybe he put in extra film work. I don't know.


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[Assistant] You're right. Was it an anomaly or was it a pattern? I wanna ask Mikey to do something while we're talking here. I was extremely critical of...


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[Assistant] Deshawn's social media presence and usage, particularly when there were media outlets, national media outlets.


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[Assistant] Or at least the first tweet from this account came shortly after the game against Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] That's not enough evidence for me. I didn't see any smoking gun whatsoever. I saw a lot of speculation and supposition. But I, for one, said Deshaun needs to put his thumbs away. No more social media use. McNuggets, what has his traction been like?


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[Assistant] His posts on Instagram and Twitter, cause those are the two that he uses more than any, right?


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[Assistant] I don't know that he's made a conscious decision or is this just coincidence? I know normally he doesn't go those stretches without some sort of social media post. Maybe the Browns got to him and said, look, too many distractions.


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[Assistant] Do yourself a favor, we're strongly recommending you put that stuff away. You're a free man, you can do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] But we don't think it's doing anything to make you a better football. I don't know that this happened. I'm just spitballing, I'm just guessing. But I think if that were the case, that would be a good thing for him. Don't look at it either.


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[Assistant] Mercenary that I think perfectly defines him throughout his career.


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[Assistant] He's been that guy who to me is playing for numbers. He's trying to roll a huge sack number so he can get paid. And there are other guys, and I think Zedaria Smith is a perfect example of that. There are other guys that fit well into the team framework.


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[Assistant] And understand that you don't have to get to the quarterback to be appreciated and to get paid.


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[Assistant] Obviously, that's the home run when you get to em.


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[Assistant] But you can hit a triple by forcing a quick throw that leads to an interception. That doesn't show up necessarily in the biggest stat category because it's a pressure or it's a hurry. But I feel like in Clowney's case, he was always going for the home run.


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[Assistant] Sometimes to the detriment of his team, and it was always, it always to me felt like he was chasing the paycheck.


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[Assistant] They were good. And he bought into the team concept. Right. And he was hungry. I'm not sure that Jadevion, and he proved this at the end of the year, he wasn't worried about team numbers, wins. No. He was worried about his personal sack number and he felt he couldn't get any because the defensive coordinator. Right.


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[Assistant] No, then they're all on separate programs and you got 11 individuals and not one group. This defense is a group. It definitely feels that way.


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[Assistant] Hey, can you check on something for me, Mike? I went, I tried to find the Gainesville zone.


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[Assistant] The alleged burner account of Shaw Watson. And it's a different account now.


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[Assistant] And I'm wondering, did whoever start that account delete it? And it looks to me like someone, now that that name is available.


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[Assistant] Took that name again, because the Gainesville own, Gainesville's own account,


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[Assistant] Is not the account that was tweeting at all the, it's got 11 followers.


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[Assistant] By the way, it's almost like that burner account disappeared.


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[Assistant] What's, what's mind-blowing to me is that we had this conversation both on the show and then later that day in a text chain between you and I.


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[Assistant] I had said, it seems like the Pittsburgh fan base, which that doesn't precipitate making moves, but a lot of folks in the media, people in general are looking at this saying, he's not working as the offensive coordinator. That he was in the barn after last season.


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[Assistant] And I asked you then why in the world did the Pittsburgh Steelers, an organization known for pulling the right levers, why did they bring them back? And your answer to me was that the Rudy's don't like paying coaches that aren't working for them.


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[Assistant] In the grand scheme of things, to write a check for whatever his salary would be, so they could move on from what looks to be a mistake.


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[Assistant] And try to get the right person in here in the offseason and put in a new offense that can be complimentary to what they have on the defensive side of the ball. When Jimmy Haslam was once upon a time paying


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[Assistant] Coaches that were no longer on his staff, head coaches, 49 million dollars combined.


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[Assistant] Injoku is probably closer to the end of his career than the beginning of his career at this point. In terms of years in the league. And he's paid like a top three tight end. He's never produced anywhere near that. And I'll, I'll, I'll hear potential on Tillman. I'll even hear potential on Moore.


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[Assistant] But you can't carry the word potential over into season seven and still think you're gonna get dramatically different results.


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[Assistant] You can't do it. First of all, what capital do you have to give to Indianapolis for Taylor or to give to get Devontae Adams?


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[Assistant] I want to talk about this for a second, because I've never in my life thought, what am I going to do?


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[Assistant] If I find myself in this situation where I suddenly need life-saving antibiotics, what leads to a situation like that? Like a snake bite?


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[Assistant] I don't think so. Yes. It happened a lot this summer in New England. Yeah. It's fishy.


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[Assistant] It's funny, but wouldn't it be better if his face was-


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[Assistant] Yeah, see his face is inside the little, little deal there.


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[Assistant] Because most of us check that as an L. It's a road divisional game. You have to hold serve at home in your division. You have to.


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[Assistant] Teams were way out of whack winning at home. Houston was among them. Why? Because they had a systemic sign stealing, uh,


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[Assistant] Built into their home games. Yes. They had the equipment, they had everything they needed when they were home. When you look at the home road splits for the Astros, both as a team and individually, there's no comparison. We should have known they were cheating. It's just like, the media... They were really good teams.


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[Assistant] I'm saying that if, if that is even out to the, to the biggest point that we've ever seen and we know that there's no more sign stealing because every team is using pitchcom.


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[Assistant] So there's no more stealing signs. Maybe that's why we've seen the home team.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hockey again, same thing. Hot goaltender in hockey. You're gonna ride a hot goalie. In baseball, it's your starting pitcher. In basketball, the whole team does have a huge home point advantage. But only because of the officials. The officials, somehow, it's baked into the officials' DNA that when you're


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[Assistant] But if you go back and you look into those late teen years when they were stealing signs and winning at a bizarre rate,


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[Assistant] Their home, they were better home than they were on the road significantly.


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[Assistant] I was going to say, I would have had them in the 30s. Okay.


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[Assistant] I think what that speaks to is what we already knew coming in. Jim Swartz likes to keep fresh legs in there and rotate them in. Alex Wright has played very well. Alex Wright has made big plays when he's had the opportunity to play.


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[Assistant] I didn't see the whole Ravens game Sunday. I saw the parts after CBS put it on nationally. I wasn't overwhelmed by


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[Assistant] the offense at all. And I thought, you know, if they get a couple of first downs, either in regulation or overtime,


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[Assistant] Very good. The point that he made early in the segment was that these games are always close.


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[Assistant] The Ravens-Browns games are typically a couple of points. They seem to always be in the teens.


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[Assistant] I want to get excited about the Watson, particularly the way you framed that to a deity.


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[Assistant] Right. Taking Watson or you're taking Jackson. Now, unfortunately, they're not really going head to head. They'll never be on the field at the same time. And Watson is going against what so far has been a mediocre Ravens defense, while Jackson will be going against what so far has been a historically great defense through three games.


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[Assistant] I think the degree of difficulty is far greater for Lamar Jackson, and when has that ever been the case in this matchup? Has not. Has not. We have always said, if nothing else, not even looking at the quarterback, we have always said, well, the Ravens clearly have the better defense. Not this time. No. Not this time.


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[Assistant] Let's take a second to, to, we joke about that, but if you're gonna order one of the sweatshirts, make sure it's, it's from G. Bush. Cause if you search Kool-Aid Mafia, a thousand sites are selling this.


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[Assistant] I know you have a cologne, but you might need a Kool-Aid cologne. Specifically for Browns fans who believe.


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[Assistant] But if there's no experience dining wise, like the marble room, I'd say in the state of Ohio.


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[Assistant] Did you go to the game? I did not, no. I worked the five. I wanted to go. I gotta tell you, when I was leaving WKYC,


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[Assistant] Uh, I specifically didn't go down 9th because I knew it was going to be crazy because we showed in our 5 o'clock show live pictures of the line outside of progressive field.


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[Assistant] We did not, and I have to give it up to Cleveland Guardians baseball fans because when I was leaving, the alternative route that I take takes me about eight blocks east of ninth.


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[Assistant] And I try to sneak out of town that way. I saw fans, it was quarter after six, the game was already started. I saw fans walking from where I was driving, which was five, six, seven blocks away from the stadium.


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[Assistant] And they hadn't even, obviously they didn't get there for the start of the game. They came out in force to support Tito.


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[Assistant] I thought the game was perfect. Bieber pitched a gem, which I'm sure management was thrilled with because now they can trade him and get a little bit of value because the last outing, he got shelled. He looked like Shane Bieber last night.


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[Assistant] They chipped away, chipped away, Klase came in in the ninth.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he leads the league in saves, he leads the league in loan saves.


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[Assistant] It makes Terry wildly uncomfortable to be in the spotlight, but I loved every second of it because you could tell, you could feel the love both ways.


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[Assistant] Management decided, not this year, we're sellers. And they could, those weren't the only options. They could have stood past. They could have stood past. I would have been happy


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[Assistant] This is an outsider and this is just a guess. I have no inside information that this is how it played out.


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[Assistant] There is a little bit of breadcrumbs though that might lead you to make this assumption. Sure. The team the next night got no hit in Houston.


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[Assistant] And they look like a team that wanted to be anywhere but where they were. If I'm in that clubhouse, hell yeaah I'm upset.


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[Assistant] Your bosses just said, we don't believe in you, so we're gonna see if we can get another middle infielder in a trade. Or whatever.


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[Assistant] Add a piece. Add two pieces. Go all in. Here's what I hate most about it.


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[Assistant] In the previous 11 seasons before Francona became manager, this team was in the playoffs once.


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[Assistant] During his 11-year tenure, they were in the playoffs six times. More often than not. He had one sob 500 season prior to this year. He was 80 and 82. Now, if they win out this year, no matter what, they've got three games left.


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[Assistant] This is gonna be his worst season in Cleveland. I hate that it's ending on that note. And I don't know that Terry didn't finally say


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[Assistant] And I looked at his stats, and I knew he was having a pretty good year.


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[Assistant] This was a guy, I think, was he a first round draft pick? He was.


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[Assistant] Look at the time that he's missed. And by the way, I want to give Josh Naylor credit because last year, every year he had not hit lefties. Now he's young, he's 26 years old.


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[Assistant] We had said this guy's career is never going to be what it can be because he is a liability in the lineup against left handed pitching. He hit below 200 last year.


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[Assistant] In the off season, he worked on that and worked on that and worked on that. And this year, if I'm not mistaken, he's hitting 300 against left-handed pitching this year.


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[Assistant] That is a testament to how hard this guy works and how much talent he has. Guys, he's 26. He is a superstar.


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[Assistant] Personally, I'd love to see him get a try. I really do. He's been loyal to this team. He's had opportunities I'm sure to go elsewhere and if not manage coach.


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[Assistant] A lot of question marks. Yeaah. You might be right. Now they still have a lot of pieces coming back. They do. They have a lot of pieces. They've got nice arms.


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[Assistant] No, I just, I think my tweet said that he lost his damn mind LOL and I was laughing.


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[Assistant] Looking great. Yes. Wow. I don't even know where to start. This is a true story. I'll start here. I literally woke up this morning and I had to ask myself, and I did this after the Cavs won the championship in 16.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. A lot of firsts. A whole lot of firsts. It's also the first back-to-back home or season opener wins since 19 years because that was the second year that they had done that winning in their season opener.


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[Assistant] They were everywhere. And guys, we talked about this. We all, during the offseason, we all believed that the biggest offseason acquisition was Jim Schwartz. That was supplanted last, yesterday.


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[Assistant] They just look different. Their confidence level was different. Greg Newsome looked like Greg Newsome again. Denzel Ward had some, if not for that, and you and I disagree on the pass interference call and you think it was pass interference call. It's not a big deal because it led to the only points of the game really.


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[Assistant] I went back and looked at it and the amount of jersey that was pulled and how it happened, it wasn't even enough to slow his progress.


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[Assistant] It was just, I've seen ten times worse not called. That's, you know, it's a pass interference thing as always. Some are called, some are not. Ward still played great. Ward played great.


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[Assistant] I tweeted this yesterday and I firmly believe this and I'll get your guys thoughts on this because this is a good place to start in my view. I know we're going to dive into the whole defense. For me.


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[Assistant] The back end of the Browns defense has not looked that good since the original dog days.


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[Assistant] Since the late 80s, and I know a lot of you are probably too young to remember Hanford Dixon and Frank Minnifield and that group, but there's no weak link. I don't know who quarterbacks are.


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[Assistant] Well, you're also up three touchdowns, and here's my thing, I know, because I talked about this with my son, he's like, he handed the ball off, he did throw once on third down, which I thought was a little, I don't know, you can do what you want, you want to move the sticks and whatever.


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[Assistant] I just didn't want him out there. We all agree. Everybody, there's very few things that we've agreed on in the offseason. One of them was that Jim Schwartz was going to be the difference maker. The other one is, if De'Shaw Watson goes down, season over.


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[Assistant] Wait, is that prisoner of the moment talk? I mean, from this Browns, from the Browns.


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[Assistant] Well, one sticks out to me, in 08, they played the defending Super Bowl champion Giants on a Thursday night game. Right. And I think they won.


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[Assistant] It was 35 to 7 or something like that. They just dominated a very, very good Giants. And offensively they scored on every possession. They didn't punt at all.


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[Assistant] Let's put a percentage on it, okay? Because I was really thinking about this last night. You always want to give credit and blame.


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[Assistant] What percentage of that performance is due to the Browns dominant defense? And what percentage is due to the Bengals with a rusty quarterback on a wet field? So if you gotta split it 90-10, like where was it?


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[Assistant] It was almost as if, particularly Emerson, he wasn't just trying to defend the pass, he was, he was acting like he was the intended receiver.


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[Assistant] If you go through and look at this, and I know ESPN creates these stats, the percentage of times a team loses the turn over battle minus 2 and wins by 21 is almost uncalculable.


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[Assistant] And then you jab with your other hand. Now most times the jab doesn't land, but it's pretty and he's taunting the opponent and he gets points for that.


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[Assistant] In this case, Miles did the windup with his right, jabbed with his left, and it connected. This is, and opposing offenses are gonna see this, now the cat's out of the bag, now they know what he's gonna do. Okay, fine. I think it's brilliant lining him up, no hand in the dirt, in the middle, where,


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[Assistant] Check that stat out and read that and let that sink in. And just, I mean, guys, we have said


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[Assistant] He is among the best at what he does. But we always, all of us agreed there's another level. He shouldn't be among the best. He should be the bar setter. And I feel like in this defense, with the talent he now has around him, he will be the bar setter. There was an interesting


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[Assistant] conversation last night, or yesterday during the game, where the question was asked, what does the addition of Jim Schwartz do to this defense? And, and, and the color guy, uh, said, I think it takes him from 16 sacks to 20 sacks.


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[Assistant] Are we buying that long term? And I say that because this Bengals defense or offense, even though it's rusty here, they're one of the yardsticks.


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[Assistant] Can they continue to play like this during the course of the NFL season barring injury?


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[Assistant] Imagine if you're Mike Tomlin and the Steelers, you faced the Niners defense to start the season, and boy did they, at one point the yardage in the game was 199 yards for the Niners and one yardage for Los Angeles. Right, I didn't realize that. And now they've got to get ready to face a Browns defense that looks very similar to this Niners defense.


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[Assistant] Delivery of channels at the price. I got it from my mom a couple of years ago and she wanted me to do some research on all the programs that were out there.


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[Assistant] And she's 83 years old. So from a tech stab, she streams everything. She can do it all. And, and it's very, very affordable. And now you throw away. I love it.


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[Assistant] Well, also, figure this, home game for the Steelers, Monday night's game for the Steelers, divisional game.


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[Assistant] Which is incredible, and it's a testament, and, and, uh, what it, what it's really a testament to, it's obviously a team effort, we're all pulling the sled, but what we've done in a year and a couple of months here is we've given meaning and value to the letters UCSS, which didn't exist as anything before we started.


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[Assistant] The fans have come to recognize that they're going to get Quality Brown's conversation, regardless of who's sitting in these seats. Yesterday, with our Behind the Glass team and G. Bush, you guys did a number that is crazy.


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[Assistant] Really quickly before we do that, I just want to get this out and I don't want anyone to think that we're not thinking of it. Today is 9-11. We're all celebrating it as a Browns Victory Monday and we all love that feeling.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's also a very solemn and somber day in American history.


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[Assistant] Was the day that led to more deaths, uh, of Americans on a home invasion attack than any other day in our country's history. There were many innocent lives lost that day. Bull, I know you're a New Yorker.


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[Assistant] I moved to that area very shortly after the attack. I met and worked with a lot of people that had loved ones, neighbors and friends that were in the towers. And it wasn't just the towers, it was also the Pentagon. It was also the bringing down of another jetliner over Pennsylvania.


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[Assistant] It's almost mind-boggling to believe that it has been 22 years. I remember the instant that attack happened, like it was yesterday.


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[Assistant] Everything was off. And in that, really, if you think about it, sports has always been the respite for American tragedy and despair, and it's supposed to lift our souls and spirits collectively. And it paused.


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[Assistant] And it's the only time in my lifetime that it paused for that length of time. And when it came back,


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[Assistant] And I, I still remember the first pitch from Yankees, from the mound at Yankee Stadium and what that meant collectively to the nation as if it was a, a resounding,


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[Assistant] Everything shut down. Air travel shut down for a long time. Even once air travel resumed, I remember I was in Tampa covering the Buccaneers and our first trip after that was I believe to Minneapolis. And normally at the airport,


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[Assistant] It was uh, with a lot of TV here, and a decent sized crew, it would take us 45 minutes to get everything checked through.


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[Assistant] Uhm, once 9-11 happened, they took every box of equipment we had apart. They wanted to know if they could dismantle batteries.


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[Assistant] Alright, now back to football and we talked about the Kevin Stefanski dominance over Cincinnati. Is he 6-1 in his career? What is, what is, what is the record? 5-1 I think. 5-1.


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[Assistant] He is 6-1 against a team all but one of those years was considered a yardstick team in the AFC.


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[Assistant] So he's 6 and 1 against the Bengals, but against everyone else, he's 21 and 23.


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[Assistant] And it's just, it's, it's, it's the reverse of your burro stat. Yeaah. About how since he's been there, the Bengals either won or lost by 3, 90% of their games, they get blown out by Stefanski and the Browns.


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[Assistant] You know Stefanski as well as anyone here. You know what he does week in and week out. What the hell is he doing differently against this team that makes it not just hard for the Bengals to win, but the Browns are winning walk away games. I don't know. No, you know what?


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[Assistant] Well, let's point this out too. Six and one, four different quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] We'll call an audible instead of talking about Chubb right here. Let's instead talk about the offensive line because by the way, I thought they appropriately pointed out during the game that


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[Assistant] I isolated them on a number of plays and went back and watched a number of plays. I'm sure you guys did too.


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[Assistant] He held his own. And that's all you can ask for this guy to do. It was his first live bullet NFL action. And I thought he held his own. You're over there with a smirk on your face. What are they saying behind closed doors?


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[Assistant] I'm concerned, uh, the only reason I'm not five alarm bell concerned is because Callahan is, is guiding the ship.


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[Assistant] Like, we couldn't ask for a better offensive line coach. That's true. To get this kid up to speed. Now, you said Callahan will have him ready. The problem is, he's fighting Muhammad Ali next Monday. Yes he is. Like, with TJ Watt, it's, it's gonna be, the learning curve is gonna be dramatic.


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[Assistant] It's hard to say how the game plays out if the score had been a field goal there, but remember, when the Bengals went for it from the 20 yard line or whatever it was and got sacked,


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[Assistant] Instead of it being 17-3 in that spot, it's 13-3. And maybe they punt, hope their defense holds, who knows what happens and how the game plays out.


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[Assistant] But it's really funny. You talk so often about the little things. Yep. Like it's all of these little things. A lot of times someone will say, well it came down to the last play. Well every play in the game there was a little thing that happened. A little thing. The effort is free. Did the team that gave the most effort win that play?


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[Assistant] More often than not, if you win more plays during the course of the game, you're gonna come out on top. And yesterday, they just won the vast majority of every play. It was really something. Now, on offense, you know, it wasn't a stellar performance. It really wasn't. I think, I think the Bengals pretty much gifted them seven points. However,


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[Assistant] The Browns were on their way to a touchdown when they had the forward fumbles. So you can probably say that, you know, take one away, give the other one there. It's still a 24 point performance by the offense. I was fascinated by what they did with Nick Chubb. The four catches, it seems small, but


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[Assistant] Without having Kareem Hunt in this offense, and I know Jerome Ford is there, there are issues there, we've talked about our concerns at running back.


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[Assistant] The way they used Nick Chubb yesterday, for me, is the blueprint for how they should use him every single game. He was still under 20 carries. He went over 100 yards. The four catches, to me, just plants the seed in the defense that, oh, this guy's a ball catcher now.


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[Assistant] And let's face it, wet or not, Deshaun Watson did not have a good day. No.


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[Assistant] His first pass was overthrown, and I think after that he tried to adjust, not putting as much on, because a lot of times a quarterback's hyped up, you'll see that first throw sails high. Watch the Super Bowl. It's almost every first throw for all the quarterbacks the ball sails high.


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[Assistant] Yes, it's a passing league. You gotta pass to win and both in the micro and the macro. However...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the key. They're not as smart as you guys. So here's the thing. Um, once we go to linear television and there's no barrier to entry anymore. It's free and you can click your television and turn it on. A lot of folks still haven't realized.


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[Assistant] That, you can do that every day with the WKYC 3 Plus app. The WKYC Plus app. If you put that app on any smartphone.


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[Assistant] And you go to WKYC, uh, plus, we're there every day from 11 to 1. You can watch us on your big screen at home. Doesn't have to be on a computer screen or on a phone. But I think what this really, it knocks down a huge door for us because now we'll be able to promote that 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] And the whole idea, and we've done that already here, the audience is like a snowball going down a hill.


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[Assistant] It gathers snow as it rolls. And that's what this show has done. You know, we started, we were in the hundreds of live views. Whenever we cracked a thousand, we were, that was huge for us. For a YouTube show, that's a big audience.


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[Assistant] And, and now we're 17 months in or 16 months, whatever we are, that, that snow is just gathering and now we're pushing 4,000 live views. Yeah. Once we go to WKYC and people are introduced to what we do every day,


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[Assistant] We can explain to them there how easy it is for them to watch us every day. It doesn't have to be on Channel 3. And the whole idea is to get them hooked.


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[Assistant] To see what they are missing and then figure out, man, this has to be a part of my life. My son yesterday was at the Brownsbackers bar in New York watching the game.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I've been to several Brownsbackers bars across the United States. It never ceases to amaze me what kind of a following this team has nationally.


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[Assistant] And he said most of the people are from, you know, he was talking to all the people and they're saying, yeah, well, I'm from, you know, Cuyahoga Falls or I'm from Westlake or I'm from Rocky River, all these areas.


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[Assistant] That's an audience that, you know, I don't know if it's still true, but not long ago, our metrics folks told me that half of our viewers are from outside the state of Ohio. Yeah, which is wild.


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[Assistant] That's incredible. So there's all kinds of audiences that we're yet to tap into, like that, uh, Brownsbackers bar in New York. We've got to do something with them so they can, cause Corey's like, these people


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[Assistant] I want him to know that we're all thinking of him. Jim Donovan yesterday announced during his radio call of the Browns game that he's going to take a medical leave of absence. Many of you know that Jim has been battling leukemia. This has been an ongoing fight for decades for Jim.


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[Assistant] Reoccurred, uh, about four or five months ago. He's been...


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[Assistant] Well, you talk about a brave and valiant guy. I talked to Jimmy Friday and I said, Jimmy, you look great. How do you feel?


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[Assistant] Feel good. Are you ready for the season? I feel ready for the season. He had to know at that time that he was going to announce that he was only going to do this game and then take a leave of absence.


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[Assistant] You would never know it. He is, he doesn't like talking about himself. He keeps that as quiet as he can. He's a private man when it comes to that stuff and we respect that. I just want Jim Donovan, who I've said it before, I'll say it again, was my television


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[Assistant] He was the guy when I was young in high school and he's been here 40 years and at Bowling Green, my parents would tape all of his sportscasts and send his tapes to me so I could watch his sportscasts weeks old.


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[Assistant] And I just would study what he did. And I was always mesmerized by just how good he is. Jimmy's the best local sports guy I've ever seen. And for my money, he's the best radio play-by-play voice I've ever listened to.


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[Assistant] We love you, Jimmy. We are thinking of you. We're with you step by step. We know you're gonna make it through this and we can't wait until we hear you back in the Browns booth.


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[Assistant] Calling the action like only you can. That's right. So we're thinking of you, Jimmy.


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[Assistant] Coming into a game and realizing right away, I can't spot it.


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[Assistant] So he goes to his secondary pitch and he's throwing curve balls and he's changing speeds, change ups and guys can't hit it. So they're winning. It's not pretty.


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[Assistant] They won 6-4, he gave up a couple of big hits, but he did enough to win the war. Now, the next time that pitcher comes out, who's a fastball pitcher, the fastball's there. How is it that he had it one week and not the, who knows? Who knows? Sometimes it's in the bullpen and you leave it there. Sometimes it's not in the bullpen and you find it. The beauty of what happened yesterday for me, it told me,


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[Assistant] That despite all of our talk that Deshaun Watson has to be great or this season is a wash, with this defense,


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[Assistant] And with Nick Chubb playing the way he did and utilizing him the way they did.


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[Assistant] I no longer think that he has to be an elite top 5 for this team to make the playoffs. I don't. I just don't.


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[Assistant] My explanation for why he was adequate and Joe Burrow was well below average was because Joe Burrow, and he even joked about this, you know, after he, uh, made it to the Super Bowl, I guess I'm doing okay with my small hands.


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[Assistant] And I'm trying to imagine that I'm down on the field trying to throw or catch a football. Yeaah. Like you gotta temper your expectations with the weather and I know it wasn't a hurricane but the ball was wet all day. I wanna go back to that Saints game. And the receiver's hands were wet all day.


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[Assistant] He, he, he brought it back in. Like if the train was wobbling and going sideways, he kept it on the tracks. He knew when to run. He moved the sticks appropriately. He, I thought all of his decisions to tuck and run were right. I thought the two things that disappointed me the most, and we'll talk about this throughout the year I'm afraid,


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[Assistant] Marquis Goodwin is not fast for NFL standards.


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[Assistant] Now, the good news here is Marquise is gonna get behind defenses all year long.


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[Assistant] Well, it was funny that you were saying that because as I'm watching the Saints game and someone had told me that what the Browns are going to do in this Saints game is going to be reflective of what they're going to do next year.


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[Assistant] I disagree with Kevin not changing the game plan last year in New Orleans. I kept screaming it. I was at the game. I just kept saying,


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[Assistant] We've, we're scarred. We have PTSD. Yeah. Okay. When it comes to kickers. Right.


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[Assistant] Yes, you just said it. Listen, I'm talking now, I'm talking not past one game. I'm talking the way he put the ball through the uprights. To me, style points do matter. It gets.


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[Assistant] Every, it seemed like Cade York, and I'm not making this up, every kick, this is what it looked like in every living room in America. Guys, get up to the front of your chair.


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[Assistant] With this guy, until he shows me otherwise, and he's going to miss kicks guys, he will. Right. I joked yesterday when McPherson missed, caught him.


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[Assistant] But that's a reference to where we are with kickers today. You're not allowed to miss. But I just thought he looked and acted like a veteran professional kicker. And by the way, I don't know if you guys heard his post game comments, but just the way he carried himself in the post game.


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[Assistant] The style points too with kicks matter. One of the things with Justin Tucker that I've always marveled at.


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[Assistant] Justin Tucker's field goal percentage would pretty much be the same if the uprights were this far apart. I hear ya. The guy hits it over the center post.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, from a confident standpoint, he's gotta be feeling very good. Kickers are, they're just strange cats. I'll tell you what.


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[Assistant] If you give me offense and defense in the A plus category all year, you're winning 13 games. I wouldn't give a defense.


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[Assistant] They're not. I know, but I prefaced it by saying if that truly shows up for all 17 games.


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[Assistant] I thought, I thought I remember thinking that's not a bad first start for him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I couldn't make out who he was talking about. Was he talking about Miles Garrett?


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[Assistant] The reporter asked him a question where he said, you know, they said that, uh, that bulletin board material essentially failed and he goes, he just wants some attention.


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[Assistant] Please don't care. Miles Garrett did. I mean at least that's what he said.


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[Assistant] It's bulletin board material if the other team talks about it and uses it as a rallying cry.


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[Assistant] But that's when you say it and you lose. When it's said about you and you win,


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[Assistant] I don't think he will either. I think there will be veteran teammates of his that say, look, this is the best Prash Talk move of all. Everybody here will agree with this.


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[Assistant] Yes, I do. And he played well yesterday. And they played well. I think it's a leadership thing and I'm not pointing a finger at Zach Taylor because, you know, great coaches that, you know, even Belichick had a few guys that stepped out of line. It rarely happened but there were some times, I remember when, I think it was Edelman,


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[Assistant] Did a news conference where to get around


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[Assistant] Belichick had told all his players, don't mention Rex Ryan during the news conference. So Edelman, every question he was asked talked about feet. And it was


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[Assistant] No, no, but what I'm saying is, I think historically, coaches...


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[Assistant] Kelsey's talk is different though. I don't look at Kelsey as a disrespectful trash talker.


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[Assistant] No, but I thought, I thought the trash


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[Assistant] You can make observations after week one. Of course you can.


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[Assistant] Alright, next super chat's from Peter R. Never burying them, unless they're Owens and


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[Assistant] By the third quarter of yesterday, my mind had already gone to here. Schwartz is gonna be a head coach in Seattle.


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[Assistant] Schwartz has had great success as a defensive coordinator in the league.


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[Assistant] It feels damn good. It feels damn good. And you know what I love most, Mikey? I thought you were gonna come in here and be sullen over your Giants getting waxed. Cause you're not a, you're a Browns fan, but your team is the Giants. Listen, listen. But you have come in here and adopted this city as much as we've adopted you.


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[Assistant] And the only thing keeping you from sharp objects this morning was the bronze win.


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[Assistant] Don't give these guys nicknames that are so, that you almost can't live up to because then they become, like, almost a failure.


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[Assistant] No, don't risk it. Hold on. I think I see another way down. I'll meet you on a lower level.


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[Assistant] Killing just one of you will not give me the vengeance I seek. You are the first of the tigers to fall, but you will not be the last.


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[Assistant] This was once a safe place for us assassins. Some young stigas saw to the end of that. Their forces surprised and overwhelmed us, all but wiping out the grab hope.


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[Assistant] Kaofeng's death will send a message to the Templars. The assassins have returned.


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[Assistant] The butcher. Good. Our plan worked. Who's next?


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[Assistant] Garfang did not have the box. I did not retrieve it in time.


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[Assistant] But now I'm afraid we have just given our enemies a dangerous weapon.


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[Assistant] So he is responsible for this cruelty. I shall pay him a visit.


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[Assistant] I am the blade in the shadows. My prey is you, Daeyoung. I shall walk into darkness and strike swiftly. No one will stop me in my eyes.


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[Assistant] I know Sifu, but we caused this madness. My desire for revenge did.


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[Assistant] I am the blade in the shadows. My prey is way bin. I shall walk in the darkness and strike swiftly. No one will stop me in my hunt. Then I will kill your master.


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[Assistant] Now it is up to me to offer hope for those who see none. When Zang Yong and Chu Chu are dead, when I have the box, I will deliver that. Now my journey has come full circle. My past has returned to aid my future. My old friend, once a concubine like me, is now empress, and she's risking her life to help me. She knows where to find Zang Yong,


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[Assistant] I am the blade and the shadows. My prey is Zang Yong. I should walk in the darkness and strike swiftly. No one will stop me in my hunt. All your tigers are dead. Only you remain. I'll take back what he stole from us, my box, and my land.


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[Assistant] Now you plan to let Altan Khan and his Mongolians through the Great Wall? Madness.


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[Assistant] You'd let those barbarians invade our home, rather than lose your grip on power. They will not breach the wall. They will not reach China.


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[Assistant] You think you're a hero now? I don't want your world, your control. Give me the box, and your death will be fast.


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[Assistant] Do not flatter yourselves, Zhang Yong. You had to die for China to have hope again. I started this journey for vengeance. But I've understood now that it's pointless. I have found a better goal to pursue.


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[Assistant] The future. A new tomorrow for China and its people. I will undo all that you have done.


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[Assistant] Those ready to die to fight men like you. Your Templar world will not happen. The assassins will rise again.


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[Assistant] They will not reach my land. The war will hold them back.


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[Assistant] Probably, I think Tyreke would have more va- I don't know, it's tough. Whoever I could get more for between Adams and Tyreke, I would, I would trade. And so I'll just say Tyreke, and then I would cut Devante. Before we get back to the bank, I know that's tough.


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[Assistant] I think he's gonna get more. I know everyone's floating at 500 and I know that's a ton.


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[Assistant] Could it be like the Kevin Durant Brooklyn thing a few years ago in the NBA? I think Otani's in his own stratosphere almost, so.


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[Assistant] Preseason game against the Packers, but I know he is throwing regularly. And so I expect Joe Burrow to be just fine for week one.


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[Assistant] Be ready to go for, for that huge matchup to start the season. And, uh, so we'll see.


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[Assistant] To me, it's more about when do we start to see him practice. I think him practicing, even if it's just some light throwing in front of media would be a big step. And so maybe we'll see that this coming week.


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[Assistant] We, we're not supposed to ask, certain people aren't allowed to ask questions and he gets a bunch of, you know, softball questions, which is exactly what ended up happening, to be quite honest with you.


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[Assistant] Which was, was very nice. I agree with you about the agent part of it. Even if, even if I wrote something that was offensive.


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[Assistant] And in, let me run this by you guys. Do you think Joe Mixon from afar?


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[Assistant] He's making more now than he would have had he hit the free agent market. No doubt. I mean the Bengals value him way more. And I praise that part of it too. Maybe his friends or agent just didn't send Joe those notes.


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[Assistant] From a safety perspective, yeaah, some new blood in there. Dax Hale and Nick Scott are going to be the starters in Cleveland. They're not going to play tomorrow, so I'm confident in saying those two guys will be.


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[Assistant] Be starting Jordan Battle and Tyson Anderson will likely be the backups. And so anytime you lose Jesse Bates and Von Bell, it's going to feel much different on the backend. I do think they are more athletic.


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[Assistant] And the big question, Mark, I think coming into training camp was, would Chito Beowizier be ready to go? Their top cornerback. He suffered a torn ACL on Halloween against Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Started participating in 11 on 11s this week, although I think he could have done it weeks ago. And so if that happens.


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[Assistant] Well then Cam Taylor Britt settles in as your second corner. You feel good about that. We know about Mike Hilton. I'm still confident that the secondary can be solid, if not, you know, a top.


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[Assistant] 12 unit or something like that. So I still think they're really good. They're not maybe as good as they would have been with Bates and Bell, but to compare it to the Browns.


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[Assistant] You got Denzel Ward, you got some really good corners there behind him. I think at safety.


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[Assistant] Probably, as weird as it sounds, I like the Bengal Safeties more, even though it might not feel like it right now.


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[Assistant] But, uh, overall, I think it's pretty close. Denzel Ward might be the best player of either secondary, but it's pretty close on the back end.


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[Assistant] I think that one, you're right, Chase is the priority when it comes to that wide receiver room, so I don't really question it. I mean, there's two guys that matter more than everybody else in that building, and it's


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[Assistant] So agree there. I do think it is possible that Joe Burrow and his agent might have a framework with the Bengals where it's just like okay.


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[Assistant] We have this focus on T Higgins, focus on the guy that might be harder to sign anyways, not because he's more valuable, but because of who his agent is. And David Mulligetta is Jesse Bates' agent.


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[Assistant] And obviously negotiations between the Bengals and Bates, they wanted to keep Bates long-term. Didn't work out. They had two years to do it. So maybe Burrow is going that route. It wouldn't shock me. I think that.


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[Assistant] You know, fans have floated the idea of like handshake deals and all of those. I don't think that can happen because you have multiple agents and guys that are, you know, these agents are trying to get their guys the most money. So I get that part of it. But could I see Burrow saying, okay, we're close.


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[Assistant] Focus on tea, we'll get this done before the start of the regular season.


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[Assistant] That would not shock me because I think he's, he's going to try to do what he can to help the team out. That doesn't mean taking a ten million dollar haircut every year.


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[Assistant] But I think he'll help anyway he can realistically without taking a huge discount.


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[Assistant] I know the NFC West got a love last year and it didn't deliver. The North is going to deliver and I think all four teams are really talented and there aren't many question marks. Like this Bengals team.


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[Assistant] It's the least amount of question marks that I've, uh, for a team that I've covered ever. We're talking about like third down running back, replacing Samaj Perrine.


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[Assistant] Backup offensive linemen, like it's, it's stuff that it's like, okay, well, every team has to go through some of those things, but.


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[Assistant] So I'll take the Bengals first. I think Lamar Jackson and the Ravens have the edge because I... I give Lamar... I don't even want to say the benefit of the doubt, but I know why he wasn't out there.


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[Assistant] And so I, if it's Lamar Jackson or Deshaun Watson, and to me it comes down to quarterback when two teams are close, I would take Lamar. So I would put the Ravens second. The Browns third.


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[Assistant] But here's the, the problem is I know the Steelers culture is legitimate. The Steelers culture adds a couple of wins every single year.


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[Assistant] And the Browns have a question market quarterback. So I could see, even though I would put the Steelers fourth, I could see them finishing first or second in this division.


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[Assistant] You know, if some weird things happen, if Burrow comes back and he's not necessarily as effective, or if Pickett just has a really good year. So I think all four teams are capable of winning the division, but I'd probably have it Cincinnati, Baltimore, Cleveland, and then Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] Then they could easily be in the double digits, because I like their weapons, they have the best running back in the game, and by that I mean runner.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think you could take anyone else over. Nick Chubb, now Christian McCaffrey, you can do different things with him. I get that. And there's some other guys in that mix. But to me, Nick Chubb's the best running back. And that matters.


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[Assistant] With Deshaun Watson in that offense. And so I think that offense could be pretty dynamic with Amari Cooper and obviously,


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[Assistant] They've added some pieces over the past couple of years. So we'll see there. But if that happens...


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[Assistant] 11 wins? Like they could win the division and 11 wins might get it done because I think these North teams are going to beat up on each other. The low end? You know, 6?


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[Assistant] Something like that, probably six wins if, if Watson isn't the same or, or, you know, there's injuries or whatever the case is, but they added to the defensive line.


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[Assistant] I know there's a question mark about Kevin's defense get better as well. We'll see. But overall, I think it's, uh,


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[Assistant] Stefanski and Watson. If I know those things, I think the Browns will be right in the mix in a tough AFC.


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[Assistant] Him tripping, you know, at home or something happening where he re-aggravates it, like if, if...


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[Assistant] He just continues to do what he's doing and doesn't re-aggravate anything, then yeaah, he's playing. And I think that that's, that's exactly what everybody expects in the building.


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[Assistant] I don't think he's all the way back yet. I think that they, he's probably not even soaring. I mean, he's moving around fine.


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[Assistant] And we saw him go through a few weeks ago. So I think he's good there.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I think it's a caution, a cautious approach because you don't want this to linger.


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[Assistant] And so why not just keep him shut down? He's still working out. He's just not doing it in front of us. Like I know he's throwing and going through, you know, multiple different throwing sessions a week.


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[Assistant] And lifting and doing all of those things. I just think from a go stand in the heat and practice full go.


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[Assistant] Give him as long as you can, which he's creeping up on that month market. Happened on July 27th, so.


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[Assistant] We're creeping up on that full month, Mark, and then I think we might see him next week early on. You know, Wednesday, Thursday, something like that. That's our first practice, by the way, of next week is Wednesday.


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[Assistant] We're leaving Black Market. I'm gonna go check out a highly regarded barbecue spot, possibly restaurant at the very least. I don't usually pick the food spot. Let's go.


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[Assistant] And just for the record, because like people will always give you shit if you go to a city and you eat at the wrong spot or whatever. The dudes who hosted the pop-up told us to come here and they seemed official. So do not blame us. Blame the staff at Black Market if this is not the place to go. Or one of the places to go.


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[Assistant] Alright, so we're here today at Rolling Loud. It's the first time ever in New York. And me personally, having spent a large percentage of my life here, and having been to many different Rolling Louds before, I'm very interested to see what the seismic clash of Rolling Loud, New York City, etc. has to offer. So here we are at Citi Field. Let's run up in here.


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[Assistant] Ski set has been stopped for about 15 minutes now.


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[Assistant] Ski man is getting no respect out here. They're fucking tripping on him still. It's been like 20, 25 minutes. It's like almost as long as he should have been playing. Cops are lurking. Ops are lurking.


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[Assistant] Alright, we here at Citi Field rolling loud. Day one was a great time. Day two is about to kick off. Gonna head up in here and see what's going on.


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[Assistant] I've been there before too, like when I interviewed thug it was like hard to not just sit there and just compliment him over and over and over. Do you feel like it was as weird as it looked in the one phone clip that went around or do you feel like she feels some sort of way or you think it's just whatever?


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[Assistant] So Dave told one of their own loud employees that we needed to be in this van so that they would take us to the artist area which apparently is where we should have been this whole time because apparently it's easier to get content done over there but nobody told us yesterday so let's head on over see what we can get done. Alright, so I'm here with a New York City


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[Assistant] Give me, uh, some people on the lineup that you yourself are excited for, that they get your nipples hard.


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[Assistant] Respect that. If you were going to tell anybody who is coming here that there's a local eatery that you might recommend that they hit up while they're in town, what would it be? Aside from your own establishment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just jetting around the globe, committing felonies. How you feel?


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[Assistant] Bro, have you spent enough time in New York that it's weird for you to just be able to smoke out in the open in New York? Because I lived here for a long time and it was never like that.


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[Assistant] So what have you been smoking to lately? If you had to smoke a blunt to one artist that's performing today, who would it be?


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[Assistant] Yo. Yo, we gotta just be doing mad taste tester right now. This might be his own video.


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[Assistant] It's bustin'. It's bustin'. It's bustin'. It's bustin'. Yo, we passin' these things around like blunts. It's regular.


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[Assistant] Alchemist, legendary producer, but give my man his respect, that's all I'm saying, man. Danger, Alchemist, in the...


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[Assistant] That's beautiful. Hey, appreciate it. What else you got going on since we last did our interview?


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[Assistant] We out here rollin' loud, you know the vibes outside, nigga, we ain't ain't wild. What's poppin'? Yeah, let's hold it down. Everybody stay safe. Queens, what the fuck is up?


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[Assistant] Because I was at the awards and I saw you at the after party, and I was like, damn, I can't believe I missed them. So that makes sense. I feel like we might be two of the only people that were there for the Pouring Up Awards and the Rolling Loud covering both sides of the culture.


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[Assistant] Do you think you're more likely to win an award for rapping or fucking first?


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[Assistant] How you feel? You spending more time in New York or you about to hit the road and go, uh, do some other shit?


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[Assistant] Just like that, Lil Mosey crushing the charts, bro. Stupid numbers. You got that song with Gunna, that song's stupid hard.


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[Assistant] I'm happy to help. Uh, yo, so you, we know you for being this crazy ass entrepreneur. The parties, the hats, everything. What exactly are you pushing these days in terms of like what you're really focused on in terms of getting this bag?


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah, cause you used to be the king of posting all the world's finest booties on Twitter. What happened to all that? You decided you needed an image change?


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[Assistant] Nice, that's good to hear. Uh, in terms of just the vibe out here, how you feel? This is a New York City fest. There's a little bit of a different vibe. Talk about it.


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[Assistant] What's your New York experience like? You lived out here for a long time. What's it mean to you to be playing to all these little hoodlums out here?


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[Assistant] Ezreal, come suck perbs dick in the trailer too, in the Denny's next door.


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[Assistant] What do we need to know about what it's like being backstage with Thug at a Rolling Loud? You've done it many times. What do you need to bring to this kind of environment?


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[Assistant] But that's what's crazy is he said that bar in that interview before the album came out and we all heard that song.


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[Assistant] What's weird too though is that, it's like you really don't need to wear a dress just because you have a gun on you. Like a lot of people got guns on them. Some people here probably got guns on them, they don't got no dress on. I respect the dress, I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] He's always in the club. I heard you always in the club.


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[Assistant] Yo, people just started running like they were spraying this place up. Everybody just started running all crazy. We start running right to it, because obviously we want to see what's going on. And uh, I don't know, some guy was screaming out BX and...


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[Assistant] I don't know, he was trying to swing on somebody or fight somebody. I don't really see exactly what happened, but that was crazy right there.


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[Assistant] Racist tour? Well, let's go through the countries. Maybe it was the white one. Uhm, well yeaah, it was pretty, that leg was pretty white. Mhm. I went on, uh,


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[Assistant] What the hell was that? I did England, Iceland, getting whiter there. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, as far as like them getting me the best, I guess, I would call it the Midwest of Europe. Oh. Was the Budapest, Vienna, and Warsaw. Wow. Yeah, they were like the same kind of idiot that I was, and we just like locked in.


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[Assistant] And I had these great, like I was in Budapest, I was on stage like, jeez, I'd shoot a special here. People are great, yeah, they were just going along with the laughs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no it is, but you gotta understand that everybody has like Netflix, so all you're getting is just people that are into you. It's not like I walk around hungry.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, no, it's very, uh, very humbling to sit there and be like that all these people from this far away want to come out and see you. And then that's when you can get in your head and start going like, do I deserve this? What am I doing here? And Royal Albert Hall is beautiful. And it's like, I got a bunch of


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[Assistant] And, uh, I remember bombing. I can't remember if I was in Finland or Estonia. I was just bombing and I was just going, my God, what's going on? And like, I noticed their heckles. They were like trying to like solve the problem of the joke.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. It's nuts. It's a whole thing. Every time I think it's over, another good thing happens. Did you take your family on the road with you to Europe for this tour? I took them to Iceland. Oh, you did? Yeah, so whenever I go to, uhm, over to Europe, we just pick a country that we've never been to and we hang there for like seven days, get acclimated to the time or whatever.


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeaah, so we went to Iceland. Who, just you, your wife and your daughter? Yup, and my parents came over too. Oh, your parents came too? Yeaah. Oh man, I forgot this story, I was, I was, I was smoking a cigar, they have like a center in Reykjavik, and it's, uh, just sort of this grassy hill with, you know, some statue of some dead guy, the usual thing, right?


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[Assistant] And I was just like, immediately weirded out. I was like, uh, yeah, what? She goes, can you, can you push me down the hill?


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[Assistant] I'm like, what? She goes, can you, can you push me down the hill?


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[Assistant] Well, I consider myself like the last.


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[Assistant] Video vixen of the, that was able to do things that some of the girls that were, you know, doing it back in the day did.


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[Assistant] So I was like the last one and then I have been able to kind of transition into


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[Assistant] Well, the whole game has changed, especially for, for video girls, video models. Like there's no magazines anymore. So I was one of the last ones to actually do all the covers of like the big magazines back in the day.


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[Assistant] There's still some music videos happening, but...


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[Assistant] You know, labels are not putting that much money into them. The budgets are not the same. So because of that,


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[Assistant] When I was 18 years old, I became the youngest soloist member of the Ballet Nacional Dominicano, which was the only classical company at the time in my country.


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[Assistant] So I, I danced there professionally for four years and I quit when I came to the United States.


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[Assistant] And I had some pictures on my MySpace back in the day when there was not Instagram yet.


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[Assistant] I have stuff on my MySpace and somebody contact me and say hey, I have a website where I showcase beautiful girls like you that are very flexible and non nudity, like they were paying very well.


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[Assistant] And I, I did a little video for him. He put a teaser of that video on YouTube.


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[Assistant] Well, I think before that happened to me, there was a lot, a couple of artists, like for example, I believe that like Soulja Boy, he was a product of like YouTube.


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[Assistant] So that was the same thing with me. The difference is that I personally didn't put the video on YouTube.


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[Assistant] The guy that owned the video just put a teaser because he wanted people to come to his website.


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[Assistant] Getting, you know, a lot of interest and attention after that.


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[Assistant] People used to call me like, you are on TMC or MTO. And I was like, what is that?


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[Assistant] I didn't know anything about the blogs or any of that, any of those things, but I'm really happy that everything happened the way it did.


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[Assistant] A huge fan of, uhm, female beauty.


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[Assistant] I see women that some men might not consider cute, but to me, they are.


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, it happens, but I just, I just love women. I love.


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[Assistant] The beauty of all of us. So I do believe that, like, you know, there's women


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[Assistant] No, no, no, but I believe there is something special about me, but it doesn't necessarily is my physical appearance.


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[Assistant] I don't know, all I, I don't know about other girls, all I can tell you is that I am thankful for my looks and I, you know, I'm able to monetize from them, but if I didn't have them, I will still be that bitch. I will still be making that money.


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[Assistant] Uhm, playing with my dog and uhm, like, I have a hammock and she was like rocking it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and also she would like, uhm, she did little things like where she moved stuff around.


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[Assistant] Well, the good thing about that is that you're not paying rent for anybody. You're not supporting anybody's, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm already feeling some type of way about my dog not collaborating with some cash.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, I had to keep the lights on so they could like turn the switch on and off.


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[Assistant] Because if I don't pay the light bill, then, and they switch it on and off, there's nothing happening, so they cannot scare me.


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[Assistant] I would love to play with dogs. Dogs are pretty cool. So I wouldn't be mad if I


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[Assistant] If you know, I much rather play with dogs than not with like stupid people.


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[Assistant] Yes. I mean, I don't want to come back if I cannot do that. Especially if I'm trying to get revenge.


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[Assistant] Sucks, I know. Especially like if they did you wrong, like you should be, it should be legal.


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[Assistant] No, I do regret not having the team that I have now back in the day, but I mean I didn't know them.


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[Assistant] In general, I will say that I had a lot of people around me that had good intentions, but not the right mindset or the connections to actually like help me get to where I wanted to be even faster.


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[Assistant] I've been pretty lucky and I mean I've been working with


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[Assistant] The team that I have now for like most of my career.


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[Assistant] So like, we're about to go in like 10 years, and so, yeaah, I'm like,


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[Assistant] I think like only like the first year I was kind of like with the first year or two I had a manager that had great intentions but just didn't have what it takes.


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[Assistant] You know, and then from there I just, my whole team just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we've been rocking since then. Shout out to them.


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[Assistant] All of them. I don't want to leave one dollar on the table.


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[Assistant] I, I have my own clothing store. It's called Cosomia, and I also have- On Melrose, right?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have my, I have a fragrance, so I have like, you know, I'm an, I'm an entrepreneur. I'm gonna sell you everything.


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[Assistant] Right, and I mean I, I have, like I have, you know, Cosomia is one of my brands, uh, I love what Cosomia stands for because it's, I basically have put together all my favorite designers, or like up and coming designers, right?


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[Assistant] And we started working together. So it was like a virtual mall for people to, instead of like going to buy from this girl and this girl and this girl and pay a separate shipping on each website, they could just come to mine and buy everything all together and potentially, you know,


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[Assistant] Waving the whole shipping process, like getting some, you know, deals by shopping from different brands. And all the girls, they all are, you know, entrepreneurs, designers, they make their own stuff from scratch.


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[Assistant] The brands that I have on Cosmia, you are supporting like...


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[Assistant] It's like female power, you are supporting like girls that are talented, small business.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean I tried, when I started, obviously I started, I think people knew me, people knew me because I was flexible.


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[Assistant] And they thought it was really sexy to me. It was the stuff that I did everyday before I took a ballet class. So I didn't think it was any, it was like...


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[Assistant] Because people thought that was sexy, they, I, I joined like that.


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[Assistant] Then I, you know, I dip my toes into like the little fashion and like beauty, so I try to keep everybody happy.


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[Assistant] Yes, well, just for the comp- just for the competition, but uhm,


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[Assistant] They usually, back in the day they used to kind of like photoshop my apps.


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[Assistant] Uh, has become something more like normal and accepted now they kind of like glorify them, but


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[Assistant] I don't think I look like the average video girl.


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[Assistant] Not really like as thick as like some of the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, not like that. So, but I try to make everybody happy. I try to make my female


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[Assistant] You know, following happy and give them the things that they like and then I also have like the guys that like to see sexy and ass and tits like I got something for everybody. So follow me at Rosa Acosta.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, they are outside. They, they stray. They don't like me to touch them, but they do come to eat their food every day.


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[Assistant] Cats are just not, they are like, like sugar babies.


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[Assistant] And you give them everything they need and they verily give you a little bit of love.


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[Assistant] What are you waiting for? Exactly. I'm telling you, you're paying for all those bills. And then, you know, you probably, you know, you might say, oh, I will never pay for a chick's bills. What about your cat?


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[Assistant] He had put some, he had write something about me like Kanye's workout diet plan or something around the lines and people used to like mention that to me all the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, he's actually very nice and I have a crazy story about us meeting because Hype Williams, the director, I did a video with him and he said, hey I have, uh, I have a friend that wanna meet you, his name is Kenny.


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[Assistant] And I said, okay, Kenny, like probably another music video director want to give me another job. So I go to this place and mind you, you know, my English was, you know,


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[Assistant] A million times worse than 10 years ago, so.


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[Assistant] I get to this place and I see this like big black guy waving at me.


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[Assistant] And I come to him and I say, oh my god, nice meeting you Kenny, you know, and he just looked at me like this and points out that way and it's Kanye sitting right there. I thought that he wrote.


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[Assistant] Kenny. Right. I, I was thinking that he told me like Kenny wanna talk to you. It was Kanye.


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[Assistant] Yes, and then he told me he wanted to have me, you know, work with me in the future and like maybe a month or two after that.


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[Assistant] He was directing Best I Ever Had for Drake and then I went in for that.


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[Assistant] I don't even, uh, Drake, I seen Drake like maybe not even five times in my life. I seen him like that day of the shoot.


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[Assistant] And maybe two times more in the past, you know, ten years.


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[Assistant] Uhm, no, you know what, I, I'm gonna say I'm very luck, I don't know if that's luck, but


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[Assistant] Uh, I have been treated with a lot of respect. And I don't know if it's because I also carry myself, myself with a lot of respect. And because I'm not, when people, for the most part, you know, when the whole thing with Kanye happened, uhm, at that particular time, I still


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[Assistant] It was like a month or two after that that my career kind of like took off like crazy and I couldn't do my own bookings because at the beginning I felt like I could handle some of the stuff that was happening. So for the most part usually people have to hit up my management. They don't just


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean they, they, they do their job. But I have been like very lucky with...


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[Assistant] Everybody that have, you know, came across with me, they have treated me with respect. They have not.


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[Assistant] Not that they don't say, you're so beautiful, I'm a big fan of yours, or I love what you do, but it doesn't go like further.


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[Assistant] I mean, it might have happened once or twice, right at the beginning of my career, where like, sometimes I think,


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[Assistant] Photographers, you have to understand that they are also starting, they are new, so you


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[Assistant] They might be nervous and that translates as them being weird.


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[Assistant] Crazy people that I encounter, like most of the 99.9% of the people that I have encountered are very respectful.


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[Assistant] And even like the new people that I work with, like if I ever work with a photographer that was maybe like more on the newer side, they always


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[Assistant] Treat me with respect and I also like give them the respect that they deserve for like trying and like just trying to learn, you know?


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[Assistant] Well, when I go to the, uh, airport, you know, they ask me if I'm carrying any deadly weapons.


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[Assistant] Oh yes, I love it. I actually have a page where girls and guys too can kind of like follow up some of my workout programs. I do everything with my trainer. Uhm, she helps me


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[Assistant] Uh, put like these programs together, I mean we put them together, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, the two of us, but she's really awesome. She's helped me a lot and she's motivated me through all these years to continue to do my thing.


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[Assistant] It's a patreon.com body vibes. And so if you guys wanna like join, meet me there for some crazy workouts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, at this, at this point, it's almost, it gets like,


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[Assistant] You, you get like kind of like crazy about it and you almost like need it every day. So I don't, I take a day off here and there, but the days that if I go like a week without working out, I do feel like out of place. I actually love it.


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[Assistant] And it makes me feel good. It's not, it's not like a chore.


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[Assistant] Actually, I love eating salads and I love fruits and vegetables, so like I have no problem.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, if you're really skinny and you're trying to put weight on, it's the hardest thing in the world.


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[Assistant] All I can say is that, yeaah, you want to get to that point where you actually, it becomes a part of your lifestyle. And then it's not a sacrifice, it's not like a chore anymore, like, ugh, I want to, like, I've, once a year,


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[Assistant] I don't know when was the last time I had like a slice of pizza. Really?


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[Assistant] But it's just, no, I just don't, like right now, you know,


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[Assistant] Like let's say, I say, I said a slice of pizza. Some people will say, oh, pizza. And then I'm like, damn, I kind of want one now. Me, that happens to me when I talk about, when I talk about salads, because I love the taste of like vinegar or like lemon. And so sometimes it's like my mouth gets like, what are you thinking about that?


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[Assistant] Right, cause the salad is already so light, like I need to eat like a big-


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[Assistant] Let's just open a place where people can just eat as much salad as they can.


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[Assistant] Does Chipotle has a, a uhm, drive-thru? No.


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[Assistant] I like, I like tender greens, but with a drive through.


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[Assistant] I love tender greens. The last time I went, like three weeks ago, I was kind of disappointed.


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[Assistant] Well, it depends. If there's Dominicans in the kitchen, you know it's gonna have a little flavor.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. Okay, so this is what happened. It's so funny because


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[Assistant] Usually when guys, when any of my friends, like male friends, right, that has a girlfriend or a wife and they randomly call me,


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[Assistant] Usually when I pick up the phone, jokingly, I say, I swear to God bro, I didn't fuck her. But-


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[Assistant] It was, it's, and I was in the, on my, on my car with somebody else who's actually very religious.


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[Assistant] And so I couldn't say that, so I just say hello and he's like, oh yeah, we're in the podcast here. And we're, you know, like I wanted to ask you if you consider what is a diesel chick? Like what are you, are you consider a diesel chick or like?


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[Assistant] What is like the, the standard? Like what does it mean?


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[Assistant] Well, it depends, like if you compare me to like the average person, like with a very


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[Assistant] Very high, like, body fat percentage, then I will be diesel, but I'm not diesel to the girl that is ready to compete in a fitness show.


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[Assistant] You know, so that was, that was it. And I think a lot of people, I don't know why, uhm, a lot of people, I think


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be offended if somebody say you're diesel. I mean, I work out every day hoping that I get somewhat.


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[Assistant] But I think a lot of people took offense, uhm, of that, for me, in my behalf. Like, oh, like, why would he call you diesel? And I'm like, I don't know, maybe he didn't, but if he did, like,


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[Assistant] Could be, like depending on who are you comparing me to, you know?


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, to, to stay in shape and stuff like that. Obviously there's some girls that like do a little bit, you know, if, if fitness is like their life, like they are competing, getting, you know, if that's like what they do, I understand. Like if, you know, there's ways to like get, you know, more, more muscular, like faster, but.


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[Assistant] No, no, but girl, you know, but girls, you know, that compete, like if you're doing, if you're competing in anything above like bikini, most likely you, you are taking something.


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[Assistant] Well I take in a lot of like weight loss stuff, but just over the counter.


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[Assistant] You know, there's so many like bad things about it. Like they say, you know, like obviously it has like some really bad effect on the body like long term.


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[Assistant] And people are just not afraid. It's like a drug almost. They are like totally not afraid of like doing it like forever.


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[Assistant] And if you look good while doing that, like good for you, but you should always put your health, you know, above like everything.


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[Assistant] You know, it's just that maybe people are doing it, like, are being more careful. Like, I think like even medicine has advanced in a way that allows, you know, these things to be safer, but it's


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[Assistant] There's, there's still like these days a small chance that for example your, your implants, your body rejects them. So if you, if that happens, they just gotta take them out and you cannot do it, you know?


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[Assistant] Well, the, the butt implants, no sorry, not the implants, uh, the implants and the transfer, that is legal.


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[Assistant] The, the putting like concrete, glue, or whatever, the, the stuff from like, uh, best buy, I'm not best buy, but uhm,


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[Assistant] But like, implants and transfers are...


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[Assistant] Uhm, legal. You have to find a good doctor. By the way, I got my boobs redone after almost 11 years.


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[Assistant] After 10 years, you should like look into it. Like, it's not that you have to.


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[Assistant] No, I, I wasn't. I just kinda thought that it was time for a change.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I went to an amazing doctor here, Dr. Lourdes Cosmetic, uh, and they were great.


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[Assistant] So if anybody, I just don't like when people ask me questions. I say, you know, I put the info for my doctor, hit them up, and they say, uhm, I see the info for the doctor, but what do you think? I don't know sweetie, I am not a doctor.


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[Assistant] I put the info for the doctor, you go there. How much do you have? Sweetie, it don't matter. What I have is not gonna look the same on you. Go ask them what's the best for you.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it's not that I, it's just that it's irrelevant and it doesn't matter and I'm not really helping you by, because what happens is that if I tell you I have this and you go get that and then it doesn't look like mine, you're gonna be mad. But we don't have the same body. I just happen to


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[Assistant] You know, look the way I look, but if I know people that have the same size or more and they look smaller.


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[Assistant] It's just, you have to go to the doctor and ask them. Don't ask me. I already was nice enough to put the info there.


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[Assistant] Put the hook up, and now y'all wanna ask me, what is, what about the incision? Sweetie!


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can, you can send him a picture and he will like do a, a virtual consultation. Yes, I'll let you know what I think.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if you want to, yeaah, you, I only believe in it if like both people want to. But, I, I wouldn't...


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[Assistant] That only, that happens all the time. I know tons of couples that are not cheating on each other. Uh, not saying that they didn't in a previous relationship or that they won in the future, but people are able to commit to one person if they want to.


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[Assistant] If they don't want to, there's nothing that will make that happen.


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[Assistant] I mean, even if somebody cannot get laid, he will find, if a guy doesn't want to be faithful and he cannot get another bitch to like cheat with, he will buy himself a sex doll and fuck that sex doll.


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[Assistant] Maybe they just close their eyes and imagine that it's...


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[Assistant] There's nothing wrong- I will- If I was in jail, can I just bring my toy with me or no?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, especially I, I see beauty in everybody. I feel like you, you know, it's so funny because somebody posted on Facebook a picture of like the same girl, but like makeup and no makeup.


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[Assistant] And, you know, everybody's just like, she's ugly, what the fuck, like, will she, will the guy be wrong if he leaves her after? And I was looking at her like, she just needs like a nice, like, pill, cause her skin was a little messed up.


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[Assistant] But I say she's not ugly. I mean if you really look at the girl, she wasn't ugly. I just think like sometimes people have especially


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, brown people, or like ethnic people, like we have, we tend to have like some skin discoloration here and there. And I was just like...


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[Assistant] People are hating, and I bet all these guys right here typing, eww, dah dah, will still be licking her butthole if they could.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but anyways, I just think everybody's, I think a lot of the girls, I think pretty much every girl is pretty. I'm like, oh, she's cute.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't wanna fuck every girl, but I see the beauty on every girl. Guys is different. I don't think guys are good looking.


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[Assistant] I totally agree. Who would want to look at a naked man? The penis and the vagina. The vagina is a million times more beautiful.


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[Assistant] But are they, but are they doing all the efficient stuff that you're talking about?


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[Assistant] All the girls watching this shit are right now, like, giving you like a conceited face.


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[Assistant] Anyways, I just, I know, I know all the guys.


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[Assistant] Can't agree with me that the female body is just more beautiful to look at.


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[Assistant] You know, something in between my, my legs are already fat, and then like having something in there, I wouldn't be able to walk. I will need like,


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[Assistant] You know, I just, the one thing about like the penis and everything like the genitalia of the male that bugs me is that the balls move 24-7.


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[Assistant] On their own. That's why you guys can be trusted. Because you have a part in your body that you cannot control.


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[Assistant] You cannot control your balls from moving, right now. No matter how hard you try. If you really try, close your eyes, you try, they still moving.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have, you don't really have like control over it.


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[Assistant] But I cannot tell you because if I do, that will make some people join and some people not. So I want you to go spend your money and then if you don't like it, you can leave, but you already, it's not refundable.


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[Assistant] You know, so you, you won't see porn. I'm not a porn star.


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[Assistant] But is it like a law that you cannot like show me your sex tapes? Do you have an OnlyFans?


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[Assistant] Okay. So are you, are you the only one that she does videos with? Uh huh. Okay, I have a friend, she's a porn star, and she, same thing she does with her fiancé, she don't, they do.


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[Assistant] So you gotta do the recipe that works for you.


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[Assistant] Some of the stuff that I do, some girls wouldn't be comfortable doing. Some of the mistakes that I made


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[Assistant] I had to make them in order to get to where I am. So if I tell you to skip that, that mistake, you might not learn a goddamn thing and that might take you to make a bigger mistake later. So I'm just not, you know, I'm not big into like giving people advice.


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[Assistant] Because then something goes wrong and then uhm, it's my fault because I told them to do something. Do whatever the fuck you want to do. Okay, you get your own resources. I'm not gonna go through everything that I've been through in ten years and then put it in a little plate.


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[Assistant] You know, really cute with a bow for you. You go out there and you do your thing, baby. You know? Some girls are gonna make more money just doing something else that has nothing to do with this. And for some people, it works doing this industry stuff for like doing their body situation.


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[Assistant] For some people it doesn't work. I know some girls that have OnlyFans and they are maybe not making enough money or they are struggling with...


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[Assistant] This is too sexy. What if my mom see it? Oh my god, my daddy. So, you know, like I can't tell you about none of that shit because I personally don't give a fuck about what anybody thinks. Everything that I do I'm very comfortable with.


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[Assistant] So, nothing that anybody says from the outside matters.


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[Assistant] First of all, I've been the black sheep of my family since I can remember. Really?