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[Assistant] We probably would be more inclined to be on Antonio Brown's side, but since he did what he always does...


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[Assistant] Then we get some more information from Antonio Brown's camp. We're like, oh, maybe, maybe the Bucks screwed him over. And then Bruce Arians comes out and says, no, he's lying to you all again. Like, oh yeah, that makes sense for Antonio Brown. And you're right, Scooter. Maybe there's some truth from A-B side in there.


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[Assistant] Maybe there's some lying on the buck side because they could be in trouble if they do mishandle an injury. I'm not saying they're above that, but it's about money. AB got screwed out of it and he reacted poorly in the situation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well he'll be hard to believe, it'll be hard to believe him ever again. On any, anything.


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown needs a teammate to come out and say, he heard Antonio Brown tell the trainers during the game he couldn't play because of his ankle. Because if nobody's gonna confirm that,


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[Assistant] Then we're probably gonna believe what Bruce Arians is saying in that he was pissed off at halftime. This was an issue before the third quarter even started because he wasn't getting targets and they had to calm him down at halftime and then this happened after.


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[Assistant] If he's lucky his ankle is injured, otherwise he would have no case here.


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[Assistant] It's 500 for individual use. If you want to use it for your business or in another video, it's three grand right now. Holy crap.


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[Assistant] I have a question for everyone. From this thing, okay?


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[Assistant] Because he brought up paying Alex Guerrero $100,000 to do, you know, the Tom Brady training method, whatever it is, recovery, whatever.


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[Assistant] And athletes do that. They go outside the team to get treatment, to do different things because teams don't provide the best services. Not every, every organization is different. Teams don't provide the best services.


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[Assistant] That's why they do it. So it makes sense to pay somebody outside of that.


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[Assistant] But is it weird to any of you guys that he's paying Tom Brady's business partner $100,000 for bodywork? That Tom Brady


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[Assistant] Theoretically is profiting off his own teammates. Getting recovery through his company.


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[Assistant] Question for the group! Did everybody send Tree his present?


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[Assistant] Download the DraftGeek Sportsbook app now.


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[Assistant] Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. Uh, of course I'm not alone, so you don't have to look at this the entire time. I am joined by of course, the Brandon Perna from That's Good Sports, the Five Point Fids from Five Point Fids, and the Urinating Tree Steelers from Superball from Urinating Tree.


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[Assistant] Ohhhh. Wait, who is that to? Is that to you, Perna?


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[Assistant] How man just said a whole gardener, minshew, mullet, mustache, whole nine. Could be, but I do have another idea.


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[Assistant] How much, how, I bet, I bet you could bet that on a certain sports book. Oh, is it, is it Drap Kings?


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[Assistant] I think he was put in a situation where he has a really good running back. He has the number one overall pick.


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[Assistant] And Urban Meyer's just not, like I don't care how many times he fumbles that football, like he's one of, if not the best player on that team.


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[Assistant] Like, it just doesn't really make sense, but I mean, the Jaguars were never going to be competitive this year anyway because they have no team around Trevor Lawrence. So like, I think it's hard to judge, but what you can judge is not good.


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[Assistant] Like you can't be like, Oh my God, he's the worst coach ever. But from what you can like pinpoint for that is like his actual actions, whether you know, it's at a bar or whether it's on the football field is not good.


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[Assistant] Well, I think that the point is that Pernod was also saying too, cause I think it was, I think it was Rodgers on Mac a while ago, was like asking, like when everyone was saying that Erdmeyer like didn't go back, like with the team, like after the loss and all that great stuff, uhm, that like you call,


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[Assistant] You're coach, coach in college and then you call them by your first name, like in the pros, cause everyone's a professional who's getting paid money. So like, it's like kid, like juvenile, like, yeah, like Pernis said, like it's not, it's not college ball. It's completely different now. Like you're on the team because you made the team and you're getting paid like a professional.


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[Assistant] Gardner Minshew should lead that team. I think honestly at this point, you'd go with the hot hand though, right? Like Minshew obviously is a fan favorite. He played pretty well. You know, there's a lot of like check downs, but he played pretty well, um, against the Jets. Like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Take him as long as you can, as long as like Jalen Hurts like allowing him to get 100% healthy, you know, but why not? Cause at this point, like, let's be honest, are the Eagles going to make the playoffs? No, if they beat the Giants a few weeks ago, then maybe I would have been like, okay, you know, maybe, maybe you have a shot here, but at this point, just go with whoever's playing better. Look at that tremendous mustache. Look at that mustache.


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[Assistant] I can talk about the playoff clinching scenarios.


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[Assistant] That's for clinching the division. For them to clinch the play. So here's the thing. The Buccaneers and Packers can both clinch the division this week. The Cardinals can't clinch the division yet.


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[Assistant] Not two, but three all pros back by the time the playoffs roll around.


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[Assistant] David Bakhtiari, Left Tackle. We got our outside linebackers, Adaria Smith, and oh yeaah, our all pro corner, Jair Alexander. That's fine. Everyone can keep on sleeping on the Green Bay Packers. Sleeping. We're not sleeping on. The only thing we're sleeping on is you're over ambitious.


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[Assistant] AFC is a wide open door. It's a wide open door and anyone can walk through. Please beat the Vikings.


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[Assistant] Because then I'll be happy, but after that, you know, you can do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] What happens is, is they go to a medieval times and you'd be like, Tom, are those nationwide? And you'd be surprised on where they're located. Anyway, so then they bet on a horse in the jousting and you're like, don't you mean a knight? And I say, no, a horse. And they, they strap


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[Assistant] The javelins to each of the horses, okay? And then they got targets on the other side of the horses that have the team logos on it, so the horses aren't getting harmed in this production. And they run at each other, and whatever horses left, you know, with the logo still on there, that's how they determine the team rankings, so.


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[Assistant] That's, that's, that's college football right. It's actually kind of simple, so. Horse racing. That's it.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's Michigan, because Michigan had the greatest weekend of its life, in which Michigan won, and then the Detroit Lions won. And so, the Lions are not gonna win another game this season, but Michigan is gonna win the Tropicana Bowl.


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[Assistant] Tom, who's the greatest athlete you've saw actually play? Alright, two things. One, I saw Giannis last year, you know, I saw that.


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[Assistant] Yep, I saw Aaron Rodgers of course, but I saw the greatest NFL play ever, which featured the most athletic play. I saw Michael Strahan break the sack record against Brett Favre and oh man. We both saw it. Yea, the agility to get there.


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[Assistant] December 2011. Oh, so I was 11.5 if that makes you feel any better.


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[Assistant] He does leave every time to go cook for his family, so maybe he is.


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[Assistant] I only got $117.76. There I read it. Tree loses. But then again, Tree, what is it though? Because Scooter got, what? He got at least $100. He got a hundo, but I don't think it was...


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[Assistant] Oh, nice. Yeah. Nice. So, I'm gonna do that tomorrow. Tonight I am gonna be streaming the game as well. So, Trio, come say hi.


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[Assistant] Cough, cough. So, yeaah. And then, uh, GPS tomorrow, Q&A, all that great stuff.


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[Assistant] Five, your uhm, 28-3 video popped up on my recommended. I watched it again this morning. That was a really well done video.


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[Assistant] And it'll be, they'll be with us till the end of the year so far and hopefully. Maybe until the end of time. Yes.


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[Assistant] Two things that go together like pineapple and pizza. Brandon, what's up?


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[Assistant] Okay, well, uhm, I do know that he was working on a book report.


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[Assistant] But nonetheless, he was telling me that he had a book report.


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[Assistant] The Packers were the first team that I ever hated.


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[Assistant] It does seem that after recent events that have nothing to do with Shailene Woodley.


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[Assistant] Uh, but more so because of things that occurred today in which, uh, Tom Clements has been hired as the new QB coach who already has a very rich history with Aaron Rodgers and Aaron Rodgers absolutely loved playing for him, is coming out of retirement.


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[Assistant] You're tired. So now come back and, uh, be the new QB coach for the Green Bay Packers and considering how much of a relationship they do have, I think that yeah, he's most likely going to be best.


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[Assistant] No, you said you wanted to go to contender. I don't think any of your teams actually fit that bill.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, yeaah, you have the disasters offseason that was Aaron Rodgers vs the Packers last year, and like, that-


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[Assistant] Uhm, and there was a lot going on back and forth. So I mean, that's possible. I think the Clemens hire, theoretically it could be for Jordan Love because the organization is familiar with Clemens. And so like he did a nice job of fostering Aaron Rodgers and like developing him into a great player. So maybe he could do the same with Jordan Love. So there is like that side of the coin.


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[Assistant] I mean, ever since the end of the season though, every single communication that has come out of the Packers is that they want Aaron Rodgers back.


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[Assistant] I mean, to answer your question is because they're not going to be able to put a better team on the field than they did last year. I think they're going to put out a worse team on the field than they did last year. You're going to have guys that are going to be healthy, but Rasul Douglas is going to be gone. You're going to have Devondre Campbell likely gone. Who knows what's happening with Devonte Adams.


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[Assistant] You know, like, we just had a defense, which was the highlight, even though it was only four quarters, the highlight of our playoff appearance, you know, this year. So do you want to potentially make the defense weaker? Because I think you're going to have to come down and make a decision of, do you bring back a guy like Devontae Adams, who at minimum is going to be $20 million, or do you bring back a Rasul Douglas, a Devondre Campbell, et cetera?


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[Assistant] Well that's what restructuring is, right? So you're taking that signing bonus and you're converting a lot of the base play to signing bonus and you can convert it over to later years in that contract. The problem with a guy like Aaron Rodgers


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[Assistant] Our only guys on the roster who are wide receivers right now are Randall Cobb, who's going to get cut, Amari Rogers, and Juwan Winfrey. That's it. MBS is an unrestricted free agent. Alan Lazard, I think he's an exclusive rights free agent. Uhm, or he's just a restricted free agent. And then Malik Turner, another guy, like there, there's like so many


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[Assistant] I have no idea how the hell they're going to bring anybody back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because like, I have never seen...


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[Assistant] That's what I thought the makeup call was, honestly, because like that, he's all over them that play before and then not much.


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[Assistant] What are we thinking? What are we thinking about the halftime show? The halftime show is always gonna be Prince, like in my opinion. I mean, the guy's literally playing purple rain in the rain. In the rain. And like, they're telling him to like lip sync and everything, and he's like, no, Prince doesn't do that. Like, that whole like little mini-doc about it is amazing.


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[Assistant] The best joke that I saw about that to answer that question was how long was he hanging there and someone said two quarters.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, 50 Cent and Pete Davidson halftime show.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, did they, now I'm thinking about Chris Jericho. What did they call Chris Johnson? C2K. C2K. Wow, I'm thinking of literally Chris Jericho.


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[Assistant] I don't think he'll actually hit the open market, but yea.


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[Assistant] How many touchdowns do you think Kenny Golliday has this year?


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[Assistant] You know what, I again am just gonna use that footage against you to show to Aaron Rodgers.


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[Assistant] You're going about this the whole wrong way. You just line up across them and you go 53 Willoughby Lane. That's where you live, right?


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[Assistant] What if Brandon had to take his wife Jess out, wait, wait for it, wait for it, had to take her out and they went out to dinner and it was a really nice evening.


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[Assistant] And then, wait, wait, then they like went to sleep at 8.30.


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[Assistant] Tonight is a Ravens fan reaction video. That took like 35 minutes to film. It was a pain in the ass.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Did that actually happen or is he just wishing it? No, he's just a vikings fan.


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[Assistant] All I know is that the note that Baker Mayfield wrote, and it was lengthy, right, was still shorter than what Kyler Murray's agent wrote.


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[Assistant] But like, if you think about it, right? So, the kind of quarterback we're talking about, like, has talent, right? Has 100% has talent, right? Can definitely move the football.


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[Assistant] I love your drive. I love your spirit. I get that you want to play, but it's not in the team's best interest right now. It's not in your best interest right now. It's funny that they're saying we need an adult in the QB. It looked like you just need an adult in the room to say Baker, Hey, you shouldn't be playing football right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's funny because like when I interact with Browns fans, they always ask me if I'm related to Tony Grassi. And I'm like, no, because Browns fans hate him. But like Tony Grassi, like he was the one who like made fun of Baker Mayfield and like called him short or something like that. Called him a midget. I think it was like sometimes like that, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, I don't think Bakers like that hate it. And maybe it's because I'm not in the AFC North, but like out of all the QBs, like I think that there are significant ones that are hated so much more than Bakers.


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[Assistant] Well, we restructured Adrian Amos' contract to get under the capitalized second. Randall Cobb taking a pay cut.


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[Assistant] They franchise tagged Devontae Adams. He's not gonna play on the tag, but they have four months to figure it out. So I'm not stressing about that just yet. It's a negotiating tool. If he, we don't get a deal done, then we're screwed, but that's later down the line.


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[Assistant] Uh, but the big news of course is Devondre Campbell. The fact that we were able to sign him to a five year deal is absolutely incredible. We have a guy over the middle, had an all pro season last year.


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[Assistant] So that to me was 10 out of 10. Uh, and if Ursula Douglas can come back too, put the icing on the cake.


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[Assistant] Is he going to the Vikings? No, he was signed with Ravens yesterday and then didn't anymore. So uh, Zedarius Smith and Billy Turner. We extended Preston Smith, um, but we also cut Billy Turner. So honestly, like not the worst Zedarius Smith that was expected for a while. So yeah, it sucks cause I liked Zedarius Smith, but.


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[Assistant] We got Devondre Campbell, I'm so happy. B+, that's fine. B+, okay.


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[Assistant] DJ Jones is, honestly DJ Jones is underage siding for the Broncos, I agree with that.


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[Assistant] Not to be confused with Jared Cook with getting his toes in and beating the Cowboys in that divisional game. Not, not that. He's the guy who threw it to him and did the, got it, got it.


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[Assistant] When's the last time the, uh, cause we won two Super Bowls since you guys last won one, so when, when? But what about the Steelers free agents? What are you?


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[Assistant] Can I, can I just interject super quick? I actually love the signing for Tree, because it just honestly brings Tree and I a little bit closer, considering how much of a Packers fan Mitch Trubisky is. So.


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[Assistant] If you think he'll have a thousand yard season, and if you do think he'll have a thousand yard season, where could you go? I tried before and you guys just missed the transition call.


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[Assistant] He looks like the guy who like goes to like school auditoriums to like tell them about the dangers of drug use. He's like, and that's why I'm in the dare program. Alright.


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[Assistant] I look at the cowboys and it's all mismanagement, right? But like, it really doesn't matter because they're still gonna win the division because the division is so bad. So like, I look at it and I laugh.


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[Assistant] Chargers are a good one too. I think the Chargers are very close too. They can stop a run. Like that secondary is going to be nasty. You know, Bosa, Mack, all about it. And their offense is already good. So yeaah. Getting Mike Williams, Mack. They're going to be good.


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[Assistant] Hey, you know what? People in the chat have been talking about Elmo this entire time. So last Friday on the Q&A, someone donated money for me to read 50 Shades of Grey Lines as Elmo, because I can do a pretty good Elmo.


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[Assistant] Uh, as soon, uh, E.I. Apple, by the way, is going back to Cincinnati. Uhm, as soon as the Deshaun Watson news drops, it's every NFL fan's reaction to Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] Oh my g- Alright, so the problem is, is trying to find one of these, but I found one of the most horrific looking- It's a skin tight suit.


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[Assistant] I'm doing fantastic. Love everyone's channels. Thank you guys for having me on. It's an honor to be here.


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[Assistant] I live in New Jersey, 20 minutes away from MetLife Stadium. My grandpa, Ben Tabbs, has had season tickets to the Giants for over 50 years. My whole family bleeds blue. Let's go Giants!


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[Assistant] Alright, so, when the giant surprised me at the practice facility, when-


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[Assistant] Going to the first round draft and the whole draft weekend and announcing the first round draft pick.


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[Assistant] Stiller, you know, Make-A-Wish, they've done so much for me. This experience, my Make-A-Wish is beyond amazing. So I've, I love College of Fall, and if you would have told me that, Kavon Timana went five.


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[Assistant] So, I've always loved New York Giants football, and I've loved the NFL, I loved House football, and I loved the draft. And I was watching the draft for one year, I'm like, I always thought about, wow, what if I go to the draft, like, what if I announce the draft?


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[Assistant] So I said to my parents, this is what I want my wish to be in 2019. I want to go to the 2020 draft and announce the Giants first round pick. But obviously I did not go in 2020 due to COVID-19 and then I couldn't go in 2021 due to COVID again. And then I got my wish granted the Monday before the draft. It's crazy. This whole feeling. I mean,


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[Assistant] It's really a match made it happen. Everything. I mean, I can't, I can't think making wish enough. Can't thank my donor family enough. Can't thank everyone who's helped me get here enough. And it was just an experience of a lifetime. And I'm still on cloud nine.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, okay, I'm just like, calm it down and calm myself. I, I was practicing his name and all the other draft.


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[Assistant] I know, I knew it right when Commissioner Goodell found out. So I was like, oh my gosh, let's go, let's go, let's go.


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[Assistant] I had my phone on do not disturb the whole day. I didn't want anyone to ruin it. So I can't comment on that. You know, I hate when when people leave the draft pick because at that point, what's the point of watching the draft?


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[Assistant] I thought, so a lot of people think, I had no opinion on Mr. Goodell personally, because I didn't know him because I didn't want to make a judgement to him, because I never liked making judgements to people that I never met.


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[Assistant] And a lot of people thought he was an absolute jerk.


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[Assistant] Man, that he's, you know, just not a cool guy. But I'm there with him. He is a very nice human being.


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[Assistant] You know, he spent more time with me before and after the pick than he should have.


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[Assistant] He could have just came and introduced himself, took a picture or two, walked on stage and said goodbye. He spent at least 15 to 20 minutes with me. Just talking about my life and his life.


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[Assistant] You know, I gave him a green donate life bracelet. I'll send you guys all one. It means organ, it's an organ donation symbol. So Scooter, you can help me with that a little later. And he put it on, he could have just said thank you and put it on his pocket. He put it on for the whole night.


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[Assistant] So I think we just killed it, Raj. Yeah. You're Roger, Mr. G- Commissioner Goodell is very impressed with me.


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[Assistant] And he even asked, invited me into the picture with him and Kayvon. That picture with Kayvon and the commissioner and me.


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[Assistant] So, Kayvon, you know, so, I saw Scooter right before I went out on the red carpet, I know Scooter was there. Scooter was to the right of me, I was all the way to the end, you're with MMG, and, you know,


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[Assistant] I'm there, you know, I see, I met like half the players. I actually didn't get to meet Evan Neil and Kayvon before the draft. And my only interaction with him was on the stage, but I've been in


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[Assistant] Contact with his social media manager. So for some stuff, uh, so I'm going to meet him eventually again. So we'll kick it off hopefully again.


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[Assistant] I'll get to that question in a minute, Michael.


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[Assistant] I look at it like this. The Cowboys would have stranded up with the Panthers.


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[Assistant] At number six for Kayvon of the Giants went with Evan, Neil, or Ikky. So.


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[Assistant] The Giants, Joe Shane made a decision like any other smart GM would make. See, there was a run of defensive players. You have to pick on 7, so you get the best player available and you get Kavon 7-0.


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[Assistant] The second or best, I think he's the best edge rusher in the draft. You know, some people think it's 100%, but I, he's 1A, 1B, it's almost irreversible. But in my book, I have him as cave on number one edge rusher and the second best defensive player in the draft. And then you get Aquano or Neil at seventh. What? That's just heaven for the Giants.


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[Assistant] I'm excited for what you guys are gonna do next. I think you guys, the five of you guys have very bright futures and the content creator world.


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[Assistant] It's Acts Verse 2 of A-B, runnin'. Imagine having, question mark, been hungry. Then my neighbor fell off. Then my neighbor fell off. I think my neighbor fell off. I think my neighbor fell off. Somebody get my guitar.


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[Assistant] Somebody get my guitar, I think my neighbor fell off. Somebody get my guitar, I'm hungry. Hey, hey, hey, I just need my guitar. Hey, I just need my guitar.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, hey, then my neighbor... tragically fell off.


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[Assistant] He counting up to the pain. He counting my pain. He then a drop a threat on my name. He sins keep me by guitar. He sins keep me by guitar.


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[Assistant] I would test positive for something else cause it was so 80s. I wouldn't be alive.


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[Assistant] We'll give your team exactly what they want for Christmas, but only if you use code clickbait.


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[Assistant] Would you sign up over at DraftKing, an official sports betting partner of the NFL and...


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[Assistant] Uh, I think it's, what is it, a $5 bet? Yea, bet $5 bet.


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[Assistant] Wow, yes! We all have the same information! From DraftKings. Uh, there's an email. Yeaah. There's a...


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[Assistant] DraftKings will email you guys if you sign up. Yep. They're going to put you on a list and it's a good list.


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[Assistant] So, if you want a good reason to ignore your family during the holidays, I suggest putting massive quantities of money on sports. Whether it's basketball or football, I don't care. Just use code CLICKBAIT when you sign up over at DraftKings. Link in the description.


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[Assistant] They're doing tens of millions of dollars in prizes every week at DraftKings. Boom.


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[Assistant] Prison. That's a little extreme, dude. Okay. Okay. 20 years in jail, just like county jail. I actually, that's probably worse. I don't know.


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[Assistant] We got you. If OJ can get out of prison, I can get Pat Shermer into prison. That's the way I look at it. You know what? Honestly, like I've heard worse. Yeah. Um, all right. The bro goes, it's pretty simple.


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[Assistant] They need an offensive coordinator and they need a quarterback to go with it.


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[Assistant] In order from least powerful to most powerful, I'll take any of these quarterbacks next year. And I think the Broncos could get any of these guys. Number eight.


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[Assistant] Number seven, Malik Willis. Number six, Tyler Huntley. Number five, Jimmy Garoppolo. Number four, Gardner Minshew. Number three, Carson Strong. Number two, Russell Wilson. And number one, the god of all football, the king of throwing, the man, the foot,


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[Assistant] You're getting Kenny Pickett and you're gonna like it.


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[Assistant] And, it should be noted, Adam said he was going to send him off a cliff. Which implies murder. I just said Shermer to jail. I spared his life.


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[Assistant] Which they will. That's all they need. That's all they need. The football team, they just want new plumbing. That's all they need.


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[Assistant] What's, uh, they need something to stop themselves from choking. What would be a good gift for that?


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[Assistant] The Rams want Matthew Stafford to go on his longest streak without throwing an interception of his career.


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[Assistant] Cause that might be the thing that propels them through the playoffs. And we saw them throw a horrible pick against the Seahawks. It didn't matter because they were playing the Seahawks whose offense, Seattle's offense, all of a sudden.


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[Assistant] You didn't ask for anything. The Patriots just need to make sure they don't play any teams that can run the football moving forward.


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[Assistant] Uh, to defend against John Gruden, to probably get out of Derek Carr, to contract.


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[Assistant] And they need the Steelers to not gaunt Super Bowl. Oh that goes Super Bowl!


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[Assistant] Get them the Lord of the Rings trilogy because that's what they need.


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[Assistant] Here's what the Texans need to do. Cause they have one nice thing right now and his name is Brandon Cooks.


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[Assistant] And they just need to re-wrap Brandon Cooks and give that back to the team like it's a new present. Did you get your saving throw?


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[Assistant] Now leads the league in interceptions. He's got a pretty good, yeah, he's most picks now belong to Ryan Tannehill.


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[Assistant] Has the most giveaways cause he's got like a billion fumbles. But, uh. Oh, he's been getting wrecked because of that line.


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[Assistant] Okay, 10 Hills tied with Trevor Lawrence, 14 picks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm, I'm with Adam cause we joined it cause it says 1k on the tape.


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[Assistant] I got a little treat coming on Christmas day. Oh, okay. A little curve ball. A little bit. Oh, alright. I wonder why.


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[Assistant] Oh, welcome to Clickbait Sports, the most bait-y show on YouTube that's not about fishing. So, I'm Brandon Perna, here with Five Points Bids, Scooter Magruder, Tom Grassi,


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[Assistant] I've got a Tom Brady song that you guys are going to immediately click off the episode as soon as you hear.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if you know anything about my vocal expertise, they are...


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown, he kept...


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[Assistant] His reputation clean just long enough to win a Super Bowl. Served out what? Eight game suspension last year. Came back to Tampa Bay. Got his Super Bowl ring. Tampa Bay brought him back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well the question I wanted to ask about this Antonio Brown thing is...


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[Assistant] Do you think this gets him either suspended or banned from the NFL?


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[Assistant] Training camp fights happen all the time, right? We just saw it on Hard Knocks with Aaron Donald and the Cowboys. It's basically Aaron Donald versus all of the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] It was all over Twitter, Scooter. Okay, that's fair, that's fair. But like, these things happen, nobody thinks of them as a big deal, and usually...


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[Assistant] No fines, no punishments, it's just training camp scuffles, right?


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[Assistant] But, we've got a photo, we've got photo evidence of Antonio Brown connecting after a dude's helmet's been ripped off.


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[Assistant] That usually causes the NFL to look into a situation. And Antonio Brown has a long history of screw ups, uh, bad, bad things. I'm trying to say this in ways to be not super offensive, but like, he's done a lot of terrible things.


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[Assistant] While in the league, he served eight game suspension last year that was not for his civil suit that was happening. That got settled, so he didn't serve any sort of punishment for that. This was...


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[Assistant] The punishment for his, like, behavior with the raiders and, uh, it's like he has a list of so many things.


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[Assistant] That you could go through, I know because in 2019, Antonio Brown, news headline equaled views on my channel, so I'm indebted to him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he farted on his doctor, which I've used that video several times. You had the 100 mile an hour speeding ticket. He called Mike Mayock a bad word. Are you asking us? Is his time almost up? Is that what you're getting, Brandon?


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[Assistant] I think like this, this is a sign that something probably will happen. Like if the NFL doesn't do something about this,


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[Assistant] It feels like Antonio Brown getting in this kind of fight at training camp, actually throwing and landing a punch I feel like is just setting


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[Assistant] Uh, but you know, hopefully the NFL lets him back in and they just keep throwing flags for taunting. That's all I can ask for.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you just carried a whole team on your back.


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[Assistant] And there should be like a weird set of rules around what constitutes a fine. And then the NFL should have a show about their officials going through trying to determine which players should be fined.


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[Assistant] He can wave, but only if he's 10 yards past the defender. So I would watch the show when they're trying to determine the length of yards that Aaron Jones has blown the defender by.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know when they do the knock to give you the Hall of Fame jacket? It's the same guy, David Baker, right? I think that's the same David Baker. He knocks on the players' uh, doors, but he is there to collect their


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[Assistant] I would watch that. What if it's a Michael Jackson crotch grab?


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[Assistant] Oh man. The only player who can do it is actually the Patriots, uh, Michael Jackson Sr., cornerback, who, uh, Jalen, is it Rieger or Rieger?


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[Assistant] Alright, and yea, Tom, this was Tom's idea, the punishment, right? Probably.


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[Assistant] So I went with another parody because I need some framework as a man who's not a songwriter, uh, and Tom Brady. Hit me Brady.


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[Assistant] I used the Weezer cover of that Britney Spears song and I just sang along with Weezer, but I couldn't find a freaking


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[Assistant] Well, Tom's gotta share his, uh, his experience from Packard's Training Camp a little bit.


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[Assistant] He did. He was, he was not bad at all. Like, if you were like, wanting to worry about Jordan Love as a Packers fan, you, you didn't, you didn't have to because he looked like a guy who knows how to play football.


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[Assistant] I was just gonna say, like, I did a thing where I ranked all the rookie quarterbacks after, you know, they played like a quarter and a half a quarter, which was obviously like stupid and ridiculous to do, but the two guys that I threw in there who weren't rookies were, uh, Jacob Eason and Jordan Love, and it's because like,


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[Assistant] They actually, if you were, you want to look at them kind of like rookies cause they never really played in the NFL. And I think they all held up. So I think.


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[Assistant] What we can just try to remember is that like when Patrick Mahomes throws five interceptions in training camp practice, it doesn't mean anything and let him get out there and play.


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[Assistant] And as a Broncos fan, I'm trying to feel optimistic about Drew Lock because he looked amazing in his preseason debut.


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[Assistant] Uh, but, you know, he should, he's heading into his third year.


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[Assistant] Tight end. One of the most difficult positions to learn in the NFL because you're learning two positions. Tackle and receiver. Beyond that.


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[Assistant] To criticize Tim Tebow, I think he's a little bit arrogant because of his success.


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[Assistant] One of the criticisms we learned about Tebow after he left Denver is that he wanted to spend more time in the weight room than learning the offense with the offensive coordinator. I believe it was Adam Gase who was getting upset because he couldn't find Tim Tebow


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[Assistant] Because they're supposed to be going over the offense and he was always just at the peck deck doing more bench presses. He's like, dude, we got to work on throwing mechanics and you learning to read the offense. He's like, we don't need that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but Calvin Johnson turned down like $500,000 from the Lions to I think show up and basically do just a few hours of work for the team.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna throw a curveball at everybody, uhm, we did not put this in the rundown, that also doesn't exist, but- What?!


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[Assistant] We have the Washington football team who has narrowed their names down! This is garbage!


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[Assistant] Garbage. I'm gonna start with my favorite and you guys just pick the one you want to see if it goes from here.


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[Assistant] 100% behind Red Hogs, and it's because of its...


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[Assistant] Uh, innuendo, it's linked to the male anatomy, aka penis, um, red hogs, but also it's a nice homage to the hogs, the hogs that built the Washington football team back in the day, made them successful.


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[Assistant] I like that. Any of these other names stick out to you guys as something you wouldn't hate.


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[Assistant] The best part is defenders. They just straight up ripped off the XFL team.


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[Assistant] Let us know. Washington Bullet Defenders. Washington Bullet Neutra- Washington Neutra Bullet Defenders, and then you get a sponsored egg gone right away.


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[Assistant] Sorry, somebody was saying something about Mac Jones. I thought we had breaking news, but, uh, guess we don't.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that's a great, uh, title segment for our show, Around the Horn.


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[Assistant] Those are probably my favorite vids of yours. Tom!


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[Assistant] What you got? You just dropped a vlog, I know that.


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[Assistant] One day, uh, when we have a ton of extra time, I'm gonna sit down with you and we're gonna go and do the director's commentary on all of the coaches' videos.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little cow. And five points.


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[Assistant] What is round six? Rookie. Rookie.


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[Assistant] I would have picked the rookie. Ah, I would have picked Pitts. Uhm, well guess what? It looks like I'm picking Naze Harris!


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[Assistant] This is awful. Like, it only has four fingers for the gloves for some reason. The pants are too short, they go up to my shins, and this crease is in my Adam's apple.


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[Assistant] There it is. There it is. This is, this is what you paid for.


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[Assistant] Alright, so, the reason that I am, uh,


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[Assistant] Dressed as a, a bottle of shampoo. Is cause the way that this show works, uh, thankfully, because, man, I love this show so much. It's, it's really hot in here too, uhm.


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[Assistant] Basically, the person who gets the most super chats donated to them, well, you'd think they're the winner, but actually they lose. Because all my fellow comrades here decide on a punishment for them. And this happened like, what, a month and a half ago?


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[Assistant] The visibility is real low on this thing, uh, and, and yeah, it's, it's, it's some tough going, but guys, we're, we're here for clickbait sports.


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[Assistant] Yeah, nope, this is, this is the day when I dressed up as a shampoo bottle. This is, this is the day that the music died, folks.


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[Assistant] So, we got lots to talk about. Oh, and I should, I think I already mentioned the Super Chat thing, but yeah. If you want to see one of these other people punished, I feel like I've been punished now.


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[Assistant] Like I feel like we're good. Like I feel like I don't need to win anymore. I'm going to take this off and it's just going to be a cascade of water and sweat and potential urine that's going to come out of this thing. And you know, I don't think I should, I don't think I should be punished anymore. I just want to put that in the chat. I just want to, I just want to make that clear. I disagree. Scooter, I swear.


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[Assistant] There's a lot to talk about. Sorry, I'm out of breath already in here. But there's a lot to talk about. Training camp began. Son of a-


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[Assistant] And boy oh boy, there's a lot of drama. You know, I got a lot of Aaron Rodgers drama to talk about, but I don't really want to go first because I gotta go, uh, raise my AC. It's getting real bad here, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, hey Five, how about you take this over, cause your boy got cut. You could talk about that, or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can guys go check out, I did like a 30 minute podcast on us last night, but to give you a too long didn't watch version. So, you know, Adam Rogers, he showed up to camp, everyone was super happy, super thrilled about that. And then he had some media availability yesterday, after the first practice. Uhm, am I yelling? It's really echoey in this costume, so like.


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[Assistant] Anyway, so he had some media availability and he had a 31 minute press conference.


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[Assistant] Methodically went through the entire timeline and all of his grievances with the Green Bay Packers. And oh boy, oh boy, there were a lot. Starting back in February, basically laid up the entire timeline, said like, hey,


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[Assistant] Uh, can I have some say on, like, the people in this building that I have to throw the ball to? That'd be really nice. Or the ones that protect me? Or on defense? And Greenwood's like, yeah, that'd be nice, huh? And so they didn't do it. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] Roger's like, oh yea, you know, guys, I played pretty well last year. I won MVP, I don't know if you guys noticed. And Goody's like, oh yea, which trophy is that again?


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[Assistant] And Buffalo, you know, it's two big places.


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[Assistant] Exactly. You can park on their lawns. So anyway.


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[Assistant] He said, can I do that because people want to come play with me and win a championship. And they're like, all right, yeah, we'll talk about it. And then all this crap leaked on draft day. And then the Packers ran to him and were like, oh wait, nevermind. We love you. No, here's an extension. He's like, well, that doesn't seem too genuine guys. I'm seeing, I feel like you guys are just responding because a lot of public pressure.


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[Assistant] And that was awkward. And so then basically that happened through the entire summer. And then these past couple weeks, they've gotten together and they came back. They got Randall Cobb back, who basically said it was like being released from prison, leaving the Texans.


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[Assistant] Swish! Got em! Pump it up! So anyway. I'm running out of breath in here.


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[Assistant] So anyway, what happens is, is uh, they just signed a new deal, where the 2023 contract is voided, and every single time they ask about, uh, see, I wasn't lying. I see. So anyway, uh, wah, so, man.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, that's where I was. So anyway, whenever either Goody or Rogers is asked about 2022,


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[Assistant] They're like, nah, I don't know her. We're just going to talk about 2021. And after that, we'll figure it all out, which basically means that, yeah, this is the last dance, but at least Randall Cobb is there and he's real nice. So yeah, we're going to go win a Super Bowl this year and then, and I don't know what's going to happen after that, but.


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[Assistant] You know, Scooter, that's a great question. There's a lot of, uh...


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[Assistant] I feel like I'm talking like I'm in a hurricane, but I feel like there's a lot of relief because we can finally focus on football and AJ Dillon's quads. You know, like getting back to like the real fundamental stuff.


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[Assistant] So, you know, after this year, it's going to be a nightmare. I don't even want to think about it, but honestly, who cares? It's this season. Like, let's just go out. We have a championship caliber team and let's, let's go win it. And after that, we'll figure it all out. You know, that's something for future Tom to worry about. And, uh, yeah, you know, I like.


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[Assistant] He's going to be 31 in August. The guy still got it. And a lot of people were like, well, this is going to take away snaps from Amari Rogers, the slot receiver that we just drafted. But Amari Rogers' father was Randall Cobb's wide receiver coach. And so like they already know each other from childhood. So basically Cobb acknowledged that today and said like, listen,


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[Assistant] I'm gonna mentor him, like that's my job here. Like I don't care how many snaps I get. I don't care about Pro Bowls. I don't care about all pros. I don't care about any of that stuff. He goes, I want to win a championship and I will play for my team and do whatever I have to do. Who doesn't love that about Randall Copp?


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[Assistant] It's honestly a win-win. It's a win-win for both because Rod is obviously not happy and like, he said he's not closing the door on anything, but like you said, Vibe, like, if he's like, listen, I don't want to play for you guys next year, like they will still get like a ton of value for him next year.


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[Assistant] That's a fantastic question. Yeah, so like he's had two press conferences now, so he had one earlier this morning that I woke up for and watched too. So this press conference that he did today was like super defensive because like he was flat out asked a question of like,


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[Assistant] Oh, like now that Randall Cobb came in just because of Aaron Rodgers, you know, like,


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[Assistant] Does that mean like, you know, how does it feel like give up power or stuff? And he's like, I'm not giving up like, or relinquishing any power when it comes to personnel. So I think the way that he described it, Goody, he described it as Rogers has always had that input, but maybe he should have done a better job to communicate that to Rogers.


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[Assistant] And like Rogers, like, cause he listed a whole bunch of stuff, like he talked to former Packers, like who were unceremoniously released, like he did, he went through the whole night.


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[Assistant] Right. But it is- But Beauty wasn't even, like, the GM for, by the way. Like, it's honestly not-


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[Assistant] Like, it's not necessarily just against Goody, obviously the relationship is like, professional, but...


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[Assistant] It's really against like an organizational like structure because the hackers are super old school and they have found a lot of success in that. And Rogers is basically saying like, I'm an outlier to that. I've been in this building for 17 seasons. I've seen people come and go, I'm here longer than some of the people in this building.


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[Assistant] So at that point, like, utilize me either as a recruiter or as someone to, you know, basically come up with personnel. Like, don't cut Jay Kumro or just run it by me first and maybe I can convince you otherwise. Like, actually, he's really great for the locker room or blah blah blah blah.


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[Assistant] I mean, like, listen, Peyton had a level of control as well. Like, Drew Brees had a level of, like, input as well. And, and, Rodgers flat out said that. He's like, listen, I'm not a victim here. Like, what he's saying, though, is he's not asking for anything more than other quarterbacks around the league have gotten. Because, five, I would agree with you, right? Like, so, let's take, real quick, like, let's take Devonte Adams, for example, right?


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[Assistant] Devante Adams flat out said yesterday, even if Roger stays on the Packers, he will not stay with the Packers unless he's the highest paid wide receiver.


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[Assistant] So he made it very clear. He's like, listen, I deserve to be paid as the top wide receiver. I've proved it day in and day out. I've done all of this stuff. And listen, you know, he has excellent points, but he basically told the Packers franchise, like, unless you pay me, I'm going elsewhere.


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[Assistant] Right? And I feel like there are some, there are some players like a Brady, like a Rogers, like a Manning, et cetera, that I think that there is some validity to what they're saying. And it's, and he, and to be very clear, Roger said, I don't need to have or be the final say. I just want to be listened to because it shows respect.


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[Assistant] And I don't disagree with that. Like, Goody could be like, listen,


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[Assistant] I'm thinking about cutting Jake Cummerill, let me listen to you, and then cut Jake Cummerill, like, even after he talked to him.


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[Assistant] Tom's dad's like, where's my son? Where's my son?


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[Assistant] I'm trying to, I'm trying to still learn the history and current players on the team, so I don't know anything about this upcoming draft. I'm trying to learn about the sport bit by bit, but I'm not there yet.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be a Bucks fan regardless if they're bad or good.


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[Assistant] But folks, listen, I wanted to make sure that I brought something up because we're talking about history and stuff.


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[Assistant] But did you know that in 1961, Head & Shoulders was born?


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[Assistant] Originally not a shampoo until 1975 because they saw air on a mission.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, how the Packers are on a mission to win a championship. They're on a mission to eliminate Dandruff. And by golly, did they do it. They eliminated that Dandruff so damn good. Five used it, and now he never has to worry about Dandruff ever again.


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[Assistant] Well, that's besides the point. It's erroneous on all accounts. But I just wanted to say...


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[Assistant] In 2002, nope, can't read that, I don't know what that means. But yeaah, they got a great line of products, they got


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[Assistant] Whatever this was, I always bought deep moisture. It's uh, it's this conditioner. It got the shampoo. It got the rejuvenating pre-wash mask.


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[Assistant] So it seems like, uh, like the Lakers are putting together like a super team, right? Like that's what I gathered.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you're, remember how the Milwaukee Bucks won without being a super team? That was, that was, that's it, sorry, that's all. Okay, alright, start the countdown.


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[Assistant] I'll do a nice back now. Is it live on stream? Cause that's going to get messy.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, so then we can cause.


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[Assistant] Universe, I am back, freshly tanned from Aruba. I had a wonderful, quick, extended weekend.


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[Assistant] Which ended with me contracting an ear infection because I was dumb. I jumped. We were on a catamaran tour. I jumped off. I put in earplugs thinking I wouldn't.


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[Assistant] You know, I was safe from getting ea- water in the ears, and instantly I felt the water, and now I'm...


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[Assistant] Oh my god, it keeps not coming through my phone! Does it, is it not working? Should we just abort?


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[Assistant] Now I got it. I will disconnect your earbuds from your phone. And it should work. Anyways.


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[Assistant] Went about as well as you would think would happen from the Washington football team previously.


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[Assistant] Lotta stuff went wrong. The name was leaked. It's actually been known, I think, that...


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[Assistant] It's gonna be the Washington Commanders for weeks now?


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[Assistant] Uh, found, saw the banner from the outside of the stadium, which leads me to believe that in America, we are so, um,


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[Assistant] Dedicated to nothingness that we had flew a helicopter, which could have been used, you know, to medevac someone, uh, to a hospital, but to, to ruin, uh, a name reveal. That's, um, that's how we do things here in America.


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[Assistant] On every social media platform. What are you guys' thoughts? How disastrous of a launch was this? And uhm...


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[Assistant] Yeah, just give me your thoughts on this whole Washington commies.


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[Assistant] Okay. Can we do the show? I'm trying to do the show.


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[Assistant] You can also bet which team Aaron Rodgers is going to be playing for next.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about this Washington football team disastrous launch? The uniforms were terrible. Okay. Like no creativity whatsoever. They look like pajamas to me. They also had the helmet with the W on that looked like Wario. Everybody was cooking them on Twitter.


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[Assistant] I just I don't see this as anything other than an unmitigated disaster.


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[Assistant] So I don't want to influence the outcome of the super chats.


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[Assistant] But, because, uh, Abe Poland's best friend got shot by a bullet. He just, he was anti-bullet after that. Good thing he didn't get run over by a car. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] Or maybe, what if a wizard kills his next best friend?


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[Assistant] Yes, I was so upset that the nation got leaked. Uhm, I think it was a traffic copter or something like a chopper four or something, you know.


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[Assistant] Let's uh, let's divert to that. Also, in the news clips as well, there was commanders branded cars that drove out and to go hand out free merchandise.


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[Assistant] Those are Teslas. Those are Teslas. Those are Teslas for sure. Yeaah, that's the lower end Teslas. That's the Model 3.


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[Assistant] Sounds like a little bit of, uh, that actually would fit you, Tom.


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[Assistant] Tommy-nist. You Washington Commie. Alright, so are we gonna call them the Commies? Oh, they are getting


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[Assistant] And then get the mirror mask or whatever. Dude, the other day I watched the G.I. Joe movie with the Cobra. La la la la la la. Cobra Commander turns into a lizard in the movie. And he's like, I used to be a man. It's sad. It's very sad.


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[Assistant] Uh, as we can get. Genocide of a certain people that is native to our country. That's, that's what America's all about. And, and that manifested itself into football. And now we don't, no longer have that. We have commanders in Cal.


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[Assistant] If they wanted a name that was more in name adversarial to the Cowboys, they should have named themselves the Washington Winners. Cause then that...


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[Assistant] Would have been more diametrically opposed to the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Like the old Virginia, like the Virginia Tech Hunter jersey that they had that one time where it was just like camo that you would wear like in your duck blind. That was pretty bad.


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[Assistant] I'd buy that hat. I would totally buy that.


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[Assistant] Right. Have their anatomy drawn on the outside. Bonk. Call the horny police. All right. This thing here now with Brian Flores has, um, started to boil over. I don't know if you guys talked about it on GPS, but I talked to John


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[Assistant] Uh, here's the thing, other statements were issued, Stephen Ross started, listen, if you mess with the NFL, like they don't,


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[Assistant] These are some of the most powerful people in the world that own teams. Except for Mark Davis. Except for Mark Davis, who's the most poverty franchise, or I mean, poverty owner in the league. But these people have


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[Assistant] Destroyed entire countries, they will destroy one person, okay, to get as rich as they are, they will, they will destroy an environment just for the heck of it.


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[Assistant] I don't think you make anything stick with these guys.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but good luck to Brian Flores for taking on the NFL because a lot of the things he said


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[Assistant] Kind of like the things that we don't say out loud.


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[Assistant] You know, he equated the NFL to being run like a plantation, and if you just look at it objectively,


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[Assistant] Uh, extended metaphor. Now is it actually that way? No, it's 2022. Like we don't do things that way. It's, I mean, the players are compensated. They're making millions of dollars, but still, I mean, I guess you could say that every business is run like kind of a plantation, you know?


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[Assistant] Please continue to make it. I agree. I agree with you guys. Like it's an old boys club. That's how it is. Like people only hire who they trust though. And then they're generally not going to hire an unknown commodity.


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[Assistant] Like, it's, it's just not gonna happen. And that's why I think there needs to be a fostered culture of minority coaches where that becomes the nepotism. You know what I mean? So the, at least the playing field is level, right?


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[Assistant] What's funny is, okay, when he was let go at the end of the season, everyone questioned the move, right? Almost everyone on Twitter was like, what are you doing? This guy knows what he's doing. Immediately was one of the hottest coaching prospects and commodities, right? Like Brian Flores can fix the giants. Brian Flores can fix all these teams that suck.


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[Assistant] And like, and now it's so far from that, like I just don't see him becoming, like either he was getting frustrated or maybe that power struggle with, uh, Greer in Miami was indicative of him being a malcontent and someone that's hard to get along with. He got fired after back to back winning seasons. That's pretty hard to do.


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[Assistant] If I'm a long time coordinator, like Patrick Graham or something like that, that's worked his ass off.


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[Assistant] in the league. And Josh McCown, a guy who's won what? One state championship in high school gets an immediate head coaching gig because he played quarterback for 18 different teams. I'm getting a little mad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, winning changes a lot. Zach Taylor was talked about as a trash coach. Oh my god. Everyone was just like, Zach Taylor's trash. He don't know what he's doing. He is the soup du jour right now.


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[Assistant] It's just amazing, you know, and now Cliff Kingsbury, a guy who comes into the playoffs limping every year, could be looked like as an idiot. I don't think he forgets to coach at the end of the year. I think he's had some terrible bad luck, but that's the way it works in the NFL. Now, if you're losing and you say dumb things like Joe Judge,


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[Assistant] And, and still think that you're a genius, like then you get your, your ass hauled out of the league.


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[Assistant] Cause I think that that's, that's a very on brand for McDaniels. All right. I want to talk about the Jaguars a little bit. What are they doing? Cause they are one of the few teams left that don't have a coach because apparently nobody wants to work with them.


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[Assistant] So they just dropped the ball is what you're saying. They could have their guy, but they dropped the ball. So apparently.


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[Assistant] So the rumors are that Leftwich won't come on if Falky's the GM. Like, he's basically like, I'm not coaching for that jerk.


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[Assistant] It seems very, by, uh, Shad Khan's body language, or I, I wouldn't say body language cause we don't see him, but it seems like he just doesn't care. Like he doesn't want to deal with it. Like if he has to fight, he doesn't want to eat bulky celery. Like he just, he seems very.


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[Assistant] Who wants to travel? Like if you're a West Coast team, you gotta travel 12 hours just to get to London.


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[Assistant] You know, like that's really unfair. Like we, this is the National Football League, the nation of the United States, not the International Football League. It is not the IFL.


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[Assistant] And that to me seems like that's the NFL's problem. They let a guy that lives in London basically buy a football team. Like why would you do that? There wasn't anybody else in Jacksonville. There's no old oil tycoon that could buy the Jacksonville Jaguars.


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[Assistant] The car on blocks in your front yard, you're like, Oh yeah, that's my NFL team. I'll fix it one day. I'm just, I'll fix it up. Uh, but speaking of billions of dollars.


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[Assistant] Yes. I don't think either of them are going to throw over 350. I don't think so. I'm saying no. That's okay, so no. No. No, I'm both.


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[Assistant] In order for what, in order for this, that one of these teams to win, they're going to have to run the ball. So there, I think they're both going to try to run the ball.


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[Assistant] There's going to be a lot of nerves in the beginning, not much experience here on either of these teams in the big game. So.


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[Assistant] I want that deal where you bet five dollars, you get two hundred and what, how much dollars for it? Two eighty. Two eighty. Two eighty-three bets if your team is victorious.


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[Assistant] Yes, use the code clickbait at DraftKings.com. Alright.


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[Assistant] Uh, we were, we already started to talk about this a little bit with the coaching carousel.


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[Assistant] We got a lot of pieces shuffling right now during the off season.


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[Assistant] Uh, Daniel Jones is not Josh Allen, and uh,


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[Assistant] So, he could, we could, he could Adam Gase this up. He's got two years to, to prove that he's getting this team in the right direction and then his fat bald ass is gone. So, good luck buddy.


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[Assistant] The Packers are being gutted by other teams here. Who have you lost, Tom, so far?


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[Assistant] What's your over, under, on wins next year?


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[Assistant] Maybe he got into an Uber with Jameis Winston and he's currently getting groped.


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[Assistant] No, he stole crab legs and then he jumped on a table and said F-F-Y-F-I-T-P or something.


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[Assistant] Okay, anyways, uh, more agenda items here. Uh, how are things in Denver, Brandon, with all your, your new coach? Are you excited?


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, you look at, you look like at a really good logo, like say the Jaguars logo, which is a good logo. Even the Texans logo or the Titans logo is good. Titans logo has dimension. It has depth. It has feel. The Packers logo is just a green G. Okay. Like that's it.


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[Assistant] They could do better. Packers could do better. They could. They'll never rebrand because they shouldn't.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jim Harbaugh is staying in Michigan. So we talked about that a little bit. I thought whoever reported that he was leaving must have like heard it from him that, hey, I'm going there because they're going to hire me. And then they just, uh, he pulled it back. So, um, I don't know why Michigan's getting excited.


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[Assistant] Too much. I mean, all he did was beat Ohio State once. And this is a question I want to talk about. Why isn't Kellen Moore getting much, um, run? Like he's talked about as the hot prospect, but no one's like interested in him at all.


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[Assistant] You can blame both. Alright, we got one more section here. It's fi- we finally get to bury Tom Brady. Everyone.


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[Assistant] Get the shovels. Get the shovels. Get the shovels.


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[Assistant] I want you guys to start thinking of your most hatiness memory.


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[Assistant] Of Tom Brady, where you're just like, I cannot stand Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] Anyway, what was the peak of your most hatingest memory of Tom Brady? Tree.


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[Assistant] Mine, like I don't hate Tom Brady like other people do because he never blocked the Giants from winning a championship because we got over him two times.


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[Assistant] But I, the one time where I really just was, had enough of Brady was when they came back on the Jaguars in that AFC Championship game. Like, everyone was ready to dunk on the Patriots. They were like, haha, you lost to the Jaguars, you lost to Blake Bortles.


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[Assistant] Of all people, and they came back, they, not only did they come back, they, I think they converted a two point conversion too that they needed as well to get back and erase that ten point lead and then they pulled it out. I was never been so mad at Tom Brady for that, but I did learn to respect him afterwards. So enjoy your retirement. Brandon, you have the floor.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, user must have a bangle ram mascot.


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[Assistant] This is such bullshit because they were going to hire Dayball from the start, okay? Like now I'm starting to lend credence to fucking Flores. Why would you even fucking put this out there? Like, this is now due to the peopel.


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[Assistant] Uh, affirmative action should, I would just interview who I thought was the, who I thought was the best candidate. Like, I wouldn't waste anyone's time by bringing in somebody under-qualified or just


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[Assistant] Yeah, most of the time you, when you're looking at resumes, you already know who you want to hire. You just, the interview is like, do I like this guy?


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[Assistant] Because of some rule, like, I don't know how the interview would go, especially if I already knew who I was gonna hire, for sure.


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[Assistant] The good thing is, like, is this a suable offense? Though, is, is running your company the way you want to something you can be sued for? Like, especially if there's no blatant discrimination.


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[Assistant] Like how are you gonna prove that they just blatantly discriminated against Brian Flora? I don't think so. You gave him the interview, right? Like...


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[Assistant] What? Because you don't hire somebody? That's discrimination? That sets a terrible precedent.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and one thing before I, I see, Tom, you're, you're loading up something to say, but I want to get this in here.


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[Assistant] Before it, and I said, this is the one thing that, that where the Rooney rule misses on its intention, where it was, if it's a token interview to Brian Flores, it's really demeaning to bring him in.


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[Assistant] And force him to sit there and waste his time for two hours when you're already gonna hire Brian Dable. Like it's, it's just insulting. So there's gotta be some way or, or a better solution to the Rooney rule.


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[Assistant] I don't know what it is, but the, the system, the way it's working right now is, is creating divisiveness and which is the opposite of its intent.


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[Assistant] Yes, uh, laundry item, uh, laundry list items before we do the count. Uh, Super Bowl discussion and predictions will be next week.


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[Assistant] Anyone, they don't want concussion syndrome or uh, research. They don't want anything. They just want the money to be printed and they want to play their chess with human chess on Sundays. So, and we love it. We all do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, that was a very, uhm, profound point.


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[Assistant] And you just don't know who it is underneath there? Do they have a voice modulator?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna pitch right, and then give the ball.


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[Assistant] I think masked interviews should be the way. Then there's no discrimination. And then, and then you'll see, you'll find out who the real racists are when they take off the mask. They're like, oh crap, we just hired.


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[Assistant] Transparency. Alright, let's do the countdown. We've made it an hour. We're not, you know, you can get to the, yeah, okay. Do the countdown and then we'll get to the other side of that.


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[Assistant] Don't cross the streams, kids. Your total, Brandon.


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[Assistant] I think what he should do. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, well, my other compromise is if you buy commander's gear for all of us. I don't want it. Well, that's sharing the shame.


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[Assistant] Or you should dress like Russell Crowe in Master and Commander and then wear that the entire show.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, dress as a commander. I got you a custom shirt.


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[Assistant] I can't get in the middle. Alright. There we go. End the show. Scooter will be back next week.


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[Assistant] What are you watching on YouTube? I just did a video on left-handed quarterbacks, so go watch that.


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[Assistant] Tom, what you got going on? You finished up the west. You finished up the west.


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[Assistant] It was a great series. Lewis was my favorite character.


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[Assistant] I saw someone on Twitter, like, who was trying to insult somebody else, and all the tweets said was, okay commander fan, and that has the highest ratio I've ever seen.


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[Assistant] I've got another wrinkle to the commander thing, uh, the big sad.


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[Assistant] Kinda gave me this idea, you should do a new version of Hail to the Redskins, but Hail, uh, Hail to the Commanders.


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[Assistant] I could use that. You gotta figure out the lyrics to that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll see. That's what's gonna make it good.


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[Assistant] Well, my punishment is I apparently have to get my nails painted in colors of the ravens. So black and purple.


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[Assistant] Good ol' Bishop Sycamore. Take us through it, Tree. Explain to us. I have a quick question. Did anybody actually watch that game on Sunday? Cause we all found out about it like Sunday night Monday. No.


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[Assistant] I did not either. Like, I was kinda like seeing as like, woah, that school got destroyed, but then you actually look into what happened and it's a rabbit hole full of, uh, gems.


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[Assistant] The, uh, they got crushed 66 to nothing. They started 0-6 last year. So like, they had like, I think like 47 points for and like 224 points.


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[Assistant] They are a high school. I say a high school because they are under the belief that they are an elite football program or how they prescribe themselves as an elite football program. They had told ESPN that they had, I think, 30 to 40 D1 recruits on their roster.


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[Assistant] At nobody could verify and most of the players even by like, um, testimonies from former players or like even on their huddle app or like, um, other pro things themselves.


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[Assistant] Most of them are over the age of 18. Some of them are like 20, 21 years old. So...


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[Assistant] Apparently there were fights breaking out left and right, they wouldn't get fed, so like players would have to steal from supermarkets just to eat. There's uh, there's pictures of food where it literally just looks like sw- like puke. Like just straight puke, it's like, like corn chunks, it's like, what? Uh, so.


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[Assistant] They were originally not Bishop Sycamore, they were a program called Christians of Faith.


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[Assistant] Let's start out in 2018. They had a full schedule. They went one in 11. They had the same issues that they had, like the three in charge. Like I think their names are Andre Peterson, Roy Johnson, and Jay Richardson.


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[Assistant] Jay Richardson's actually a pretty big deal in Columbus, like he's an on, uh, camera personality, former NFL player. He's like more of the money man or like a behind the scenes guy in this situation.


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[Assistant] But they have a ton of bouncing checks. They're all like charged with fraud because they either like kept like stiffing bills or they like took out loans that never got paid.


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[Assistant] They have like no uniforms, like they have like the helmets, they don't have enough helmets for like 35 guys, they have to...


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[Assistant] There was a center that ESPN could not identify because they didn't have his information. And it turns out that a few of those players on that roster given to ESPN weren't actually on the team. I think there was like a brothers named Mark and Matthew Arma out of Edmonton, Alberta.


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[Assistant] And they, like, were considering joining the team, but they never did because they could never verify housing or education.


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[Assistant] It's not even ESPN, the people that represented them are group called Paragon Marketing. So they were the ones that actually vetted


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[Assistant] Their ESPN was just like, okay, get, like, tell the Paragon, hey, get us some people to broadcast high school games. And apparently Paragon went through a middleman called, uhm, Prep Gridiron Logistics by, uh, Joe Maimano?


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[Assistant] But I think it is, it's just like, it goes down this huge rabbit hole where like, the dude's like a VP of billboard.


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[Assistant] Mine, uh, I said I haven't checked because I'm afraid that it's going to flop. It's actually going decently. I dunno. Alright, scoot.


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[Assistant] There was an article, I mean, Tampa, you probably have a direct flight from Milwaukee. Uhm, Charlotte, definitely a direct flight from Milwaukee. Miami, you definitely have a direct flight from Milwaukee. They have a hub. Jacksonville doesn't have its own terminal, so I can confirm this because we landed in Jacksonville.


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[Assistant] What's not fair is that New Orleans has lost their home stadium for maybe over a month. New Orleans just got devastated.


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[Assistant] I think that Sean Watson is, they're keeping him like on the bench, right? Yeaah. They're not gonna, they're gonna just not activate him.


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[Assistant] They're not going to release Dashawn with all that cap. Unless, like, there's a criminal charge that automatically clears the dead cap. They're not going to release him. There's the reason why they're demanding three first round picks for him. It's because, like, they want what they feel is fair value, and nobody's going to give him that value if they don't think he's going to play. So...


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[Assistant] That's my Ted Talk. My dono list is below. Otherwise, I'll talk to you next week.


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[Assistant] I personally would prefer to call them the reskins. You know, it's accurate.


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[Assistant] I mean, you can, you can still like, even redo all of your designs. Just like, that, that, that empty space.


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[Assistant] Those that are unvaccinated, just call it the super spread offense.


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[Assistant] I don't know if the Browns throw enough to do that.


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[Assistant] And unless they have Ryan Fitzpatrick coming through that door, and Tua does well, I think the Patriots pull this up.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. They're doing it to debut so far, that's why.


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[Assistant] You've seen how much of a man this guy looks like. Nobody's touching him.


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[Assistant] I wanna find out who your dealer is for the optimism that you have because I want that.


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[Assistant] Well, I am currently working on Haters Guide to the NFL season, both the AFC and the NFC. I was hoping to work on it earlier, but then certain events happened and I had to push it back for-


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[Assistant] A little high school called Bishop's second more. So I'm hoping I'm writing in the process of writing it right now. So I'm hoping weekend early next week.


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[Assistant] I'm happy to. Alright, well, I woke up today thinking it was gonna be a good day. That's where this story starts.


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[Assistant] I thought it was going to be a solid day. It was going to be productive. The NFL draft was tonight. Everything was looking up. Uh, there was some news that came out that the 49ers tried to trade for Aaron Rodgers. And I was like, haha, that's funny. Cause the Packers said no and was like, haha, click. And then.


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[Assistant] As I'm editing the video for that to go out, which by the way now I can't put out, which is another problem.


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[Assistant] Good ol' Adam Schefter tweeted out that Aaron Rodgers


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[Assistant] Uh, does not want, actively does not want to return to the Green Bay Packers.


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[Assistant] ESPN, uh, then produced an entire article on this, confirmed by Ian Rapoport as well, uh, basically saying that the Packers GM, Bryden Gudkundst, uh, Mark Murphy, the Packers CEO and president, and Matt LaFleur, the Packers head coach, all flew out to meet with Aaron Rodgers throughout this off-season individually.


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[Assistant] Roger's agent flew out to Green Bay, uh, to try to get a deal done because the Packers wanted to restructure to help some cat space and Roger's wants to get extended and he's already on the books for three more years. He wants an extension.


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[Assistant] And it hasn't happened. And so today, the story came out that Aaron Rodgers doesn't want to be on Green Bay Packers anymore. And I'm handling this great. I'm doing, I'm doing just fine. This is...


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[Assistant] This is just fine. This is great. This is great. This is fine. This is fine. We're all fine. This is great.


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[Assistant] So like, they're, they're basically stuck here, because like, it's not like they can offload them right now, and, like, it's such a bad situation, like, to the max, because again, there's still three years left on this deal, there's an out next year, but like,


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[Assistant] You're basically, he's forcing you to say it's either Jordan love or me.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, before we even get to that, Ian Rappaport just tweeted out something really helpful. Uh, one more note on, uh, Packers, QBR, and Rodgers. He really impressed the brass during his stint on Jeopardy. The belief is when they finish auditions, he'll be among those with a chance to do the job full time.


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[Assistant] Like there will be a procession. Like you know how funerals are done in New Orleans? I will put that to shame.


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[Assistant] To shame. There will be so many candles you won't know what to do with. You know when Princess Diana died? I'm gonna make that look like a kid's birthday party. That's what that's gonna look like. Alan John's gonna come out with another thousand candles in the wind, alright? That's what's gonna happen, alright?


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[Assistant] That's the issue, right? Like it's such a slippery slope because like I'm all about like players like trying to get as much money as humanly possible as they can play this game because there's such a limited window in which they can play it. So like, yeah, go and get your money in this particular case.


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[Assistant] It's essentially like there's no winners here, right? Because Rogers, well, MVP last year, and I believe in him and I love Aaron Rodgers, you know, more than anybody.


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[Assistant] But, he's got three years left on his deal. So like, even if you extended it two more years, that means that he's playing on the Packers until he's 43 years old. And I don't know what Aaron Rodgers is gonna look like in five years. And that's not saying he's not a good player.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so like, that's the thing, like, I, I under- Oh god.


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[Assistant] I understand if the Packers don't give him an extension. I do. I'm not gonna like it and it's going to destroy my insides, but I understand because unless they're, the extension is, but that's the thing, I don't know what else they could give him. It would be like two more years.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I mean that, cause that's the thing, looking at the way that I interpreted this entire saga.


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[Assistant] Was, it was all gonna come down to this season, cause there's an out in his contract after this season. So it was like, if Rodgers plays at a very high level, we're gonna keep him and Love is gonna sit on the shelf. If he starts to decline, then you put in Jordan Love.


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[Assistant] Now, they basically forced him, like, to say, hey, you need to give me more money, guaranteed, and on top of that, years on my contract, and then, you know, it's basically saying, like, Jordan Love is not the future of this franchise right now.


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[Assistant] They brought so many guys back. They brought the whole, like the whole team back except Corey Lindsley to say, hey, let's make a run at it again. We made the championship game two years in a row. Let's do it again. And Rodgers is like, eh.


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[Assistant] Honestly, the best scenario, NFL shuts down.


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[Assistant] I think the best case scenario at this exact moment is that he doesn't get an extension, but they restructure him to guarantee. I know he doesn't want that because apparently he got offered a restructure, but they give him a restructure that for like two years he's getting guaranteed money.


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[Assistant] He plays for two years and then they move on from love and you see like a slight decline, but that's not going to happen because he doesn't want a restructure. He wants to get extended.


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[Assistant] Roger sits out for this season and we're forced to get rid of him and Jordan Love is by no means necessarily ready at all. And we are awful.


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[Assistant] Nothing is gonna get me excited. Like, no, there is, there is nothing that will make, cause here's the issue too. So like,


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[Assistant] Years ago, when the Raiders traded Kalil Mack, right? They were gonna do it to the Packers or the Bears. It was gonna be one of those two teams. And the Raiders did not choose the Packers because they thought the Packers would be better and the draft pick would be higher, like it would be a worse draft pick.


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[Assistant] And it's going to be the same thing here. If Rogers goes to the Broncos, the Denver Broncos are going to be a much better football team. And because of that, the draft pick isn't going to be that great. We could have three first round picks, but if they're all in the late twenties,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I understand, like, here's the thing. I understand why the Packers did what they did, because the worst time to look for a QB, as many of you know, is when you need one. And we were in, like, we were sitting pretty in that we have the reigning MVP, and we have a guy who gets to sit back and learn behind him. And now? That's gone. Like, that's just gone.


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[Assistant] If he goes, we're on hard knocks, like that's it, it's done.


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[Assistant] Then in that case, fine. You know what? At this point, whatever. I, again, I defended the Jordan Love pick after I was done screaming in a pile of my own clothes. Like, after that. But at this point, if that means you don't get any Aaron Rodgers, then rock with him for the next three years. And you know what? At some point, just pick another QB in like two or three years.


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[Assistant] If he went, I mean, here's the thing, like, I would take the Bills, but like, obviously they have Josh Allen, they're not gonna take him. Uhm, I'd actually be okay with the Browns, because if I'm gonna suffer, so are you, Trey.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm obviously still a Packers fan and I always will be regardless of who's on the team, but like, I will actively root for Rodgers to get a certain role.


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[Assistant] I'd say Micah Hyde. He was on the Packers and I was on the Bills. He's in the Bills secondary and he turned into a really, really good player, so.


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[Assistant] I thought we were going with guys still playing, but yeah, Jordy Nelson I obviously rooted for. Yeah, he was on the Raiders. I mean, he didn't root for himself on the Raiders because he was just like, why am I here? But you know.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, before this news came out, uh, I would have said that we need an offensive line to protect Aaron Rodgers or a, uh,


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[Assistant] Corner or a wide receiver for Aaron Rodgers to throw to, but maybe I should start, uh, prefacing it as someone for Jordan love to throw to, so.


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[Assistant] It's a full blown mine. Who are we going to draft? Again, I thought maybe this is Roger's way of saying, Hey, go get me wide receivers. And in that case, just, just draft them all.


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[Assistant] Just draft, just draft every, you know what? Trade up with the Dolphins. They seem like a nice team. We traded it with them for Jordan Love. Why don't we do it again and just get Jamar Chase? It's fine. You know, it just- There you go.


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[Assistant] That's, I, I think, I don't see how that doesn't work out. So yea, how are we gonna draft? I, I...


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[Assistant] I still go corner, because why not, uh, in the first round, but, yeah. It's gonna be a night.


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[Assistant] Probably in the, uh, ninth circle of hell, but I will, uh, I will be going live at 7.30 PM Eastern on my YouTube channel, youtube.com slash tomgrossycomedy.


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[Assistant] I know you're, you're kinda preparing, like this is like being told, and this is a horrible analogy that your dog has cancer.


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[Assistant] If, uhm, if Aaron Rodgers does not start the season, if he's on another roster, like the day that it happens, do you hold a funeral in your backyard? Like, do you bury an Aaron Rodgers jersey in a casket?


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[Assistant] The thing is is he has put them between Iraq and a hard place. Like, he has put them in an untenable position.


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[Assistant] I kind of reference, so okay, Tom Brady joins the Buccaneers last year. They obviously win a Super Bowl. Is there a team out there that has the math that


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[Assistant] Is an Aaron Rodgers away from the Super Bowl? Is there a team out there that exists that where they could trade a King's rant or, you know, do something to get him? And I guess it's kind of different because Tom Brady came as a free agent.


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[Assistant] Is there a team that can leverage Aaron Rodgers into a Super Bowl that exists?


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[Assistant] Yeah, just change it to black. Change the tie to black and you're fine.


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[Assistant] I don't see a scenario where Rogers would join the, like they'd have to fire McCarthy.


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[Assistant] He's taking a break from hosting Jeopardy and he's gonna come join us. Uhm, I just wanna circle back to TiVo by the way.


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[Assistant] Well, I wanted to wait until he actually showed up in the green room, but yes, Uche Wenneri, former Jacksonville Jaguar, former Dallas Cowboy, will be joining us in the next, uh...


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[Assistant] He said, he said at 426 that he would be in in 10 minutes, so he's close. Uhm, Scooter, you've met Tim Tebow, haven't you?


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[Assistant] Is he not the largest human being that, I mean like he is the most muscular?


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[Assistant] I saw him in 2020 at spring training when he was pretending to be a baseball player.


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[Assistant] And whatever he's done in that time period has turned him into just a massive human being. So I very much buy that he could play tight end in the NFL.


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[Assistant] However, uhm, it's kind of weird though because he's an athlete, but there are guys who are tight ends that can't make it in the NFL, right? There's guys that are, uh,


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[Assistant] That like Jordan Reed doesn't want to play anymore, but it's going to be a tough road to hoe for Tim.


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[Assistant] How much would we all throw up if Rogers went to the Patriots?