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[Assistant] Once more, I climbed up to the bones of Moscow to search for the secret of D6 and a way to awaken the horde of missiles.


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[Assistant] I had founded these six documents, but Miller had not yet returned.


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[Assistant] Then climbed up the tunnel to the Korolev Performance Hall. We were close to Ostankino Tower now.


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[Assistant] I, however, know a back way. A so-called cursing passage the locals are afraid to use.


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[Assistant] Last time I used them. We'll start with something simple. I'll be watching your progress from up there. Please don't try anything stupid. All I do is stupid. No, Ms. Walker. You're a survivor.


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[Assistant] There's one thing that I've gained a lot of perspective on as I've done this for almost two years, and that is how much I've grown as a person.


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[Assistant] I threw myself into it 100%. Every single waking moment of my life was dedicated to the channel and making it better and making myself better and making the content that I produced better.


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[Assistant] Even though I wasn't very confident in myself and even though early on I had a very bombastic personality that was flawless in every way and so strong and handsome, but in reality,


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[Assistant] There were so many doubts in my mind of who I was and what I was doing and why I was doing it, but I just kept at it with this constant, unrelenting idea.


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[Assistant] That I could be a better person. And in a way, that's who I wanted Markiplier to be. That's who I wanted people to see when they watched my videos. I wanted them to see me, even though...


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[Assistant] My friends push me to be better, and I respect them so much, but you guys push me to expect more of myself.


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[Assistant] And I think that's more important than anything. Like, I'm not saying it's more important than my friends or anything like that, but having the introspective to


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[Assistant] Understand who you're gonna be in the future, and knowing that going forward you can be better, you can do better, or you can put yourself out there and people will believe in you, is the most inspiring thing that's ever happened in my life.


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[Assistant] And it's something that I am eternally grateful for. Because not only have you given me the opportunity to turn my life around, and you've given me the resources to do the things that I wanna do, but you've given me a chance to improve who I am as a person.


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[Assistant] And I want everyone to be able to feel that or be able to know that they're comfortable with who they are and to be able to believe that they have improved over time.


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[Assistant] And as I go into the future, that's what I want to continue doing because I know this is not my peak. This is not going to be the best I am ever going to be. I still have flaws and I still make mistakes, but at least I have the opportunity and ability to learn from them and move forward from them.


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[Assistant] And if nothing else, you guys can at least believe in the community that we've made and the ability that it as an entire entity can actually change the world.


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[Assistant] I came to say goodbye too. It's funny how we were both thinking the same thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sure. We're all walking a tough road.


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[Assistant] Yo, it's nice to have you in here, man. It's, uh, it's very good. This has always been my goal with the podcast. I'm gonna interview all these young ass dudes, get a name for myself, and then I'm gonna double back and interview everybody I listened to when I was in elementary school and high school and shit.


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[Assistant] You feel me? Uhm, man, let's just start talking about this memory that we were just, uh, taking in together. We were watching this video on YouTube. If you search Trady 2003, it comes right up. It was just you, it was, was it right before you caught the case that had you go away for like 10 years or what was that time period was?


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[Assistant] Which is interesting because when I think about you and your career, I mean, 2003, you'd been around for a while by that point. It's not like you were a spring chicken at that point, but you were still very much getting it in right there.


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[Assistant] You know, and- To me when I'm looking at that, I'm just seeing the way that shit-


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[Assistant] It was before the internet in the sense that that footage got a chance to rock. You didn't see it for a long time. You know, just the fact that there was just the look of that club that you were in. It looked like everybody was having such a good time. They didn't all have their phones out. It was a very different atmosphere, even though it was only, I mean, it was 16 years ago. It feels like a fucking, it was just the other day, but it also feels like a million years ago.


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[Assistant] That was fire. Yeah, cause I mean, I lived in, just to make it clear, I lived in Long Beach like 2010 to 2014. So that's one thing when I'm watching all your videos and stuff, it's very dope to get to see that, that impression of Long Beach. In particular, I was just watching you in Stupid Yelling.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Yeah, it's interesting because for me, the Snoop Dogg story and everything related to that has always been one of the most interesting plot lines in hip hop because that was like the first


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[Assistant] You know, you know, like I knew about rap pretty much since I can remember anything, but the Snoop Dogg thing was a different thing because when Snoop came out all of a sudden this was just like the coolest motherfucker in the world to me.


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[Assistant] So when you, when you were growing up in Long Beach, would you, was that the feeling in Long Beach? Was that you guys were sort of excluded from the like narrative of what LA hip hop was at that time before Snoop came out? Like Long Beach wasn't really being counted or represented in that whole equation?


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[Assistant] What was your perspective on NWA as a kid? Was that something that you were just watching and trying to wrap your head around as a youngin?


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[Assistant] Cause this is like the early days of like hip hop as a whole forming in California. So it's like that, that must have sort of made every different neighborhood start to look at it as like, oh, this is a possibility for me to come out and do something. But they also had a very like political edge to the way that they were coming out lyrically and shit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's interesting to think that like, fuck the police is probably like the most common sense, average thought process for somebody who's growing up in the hood. But then meanwhile, when white America heard that song, it was like everything that they knew was being questioned and thrown into jeopardy, you know?


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[Assistant] Close family members of cops or whatever and they told me


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[Assistant] That it's very much like a culture of extreme laziness where anybody who bites off more than they have to in terms of the workload of that department is looked upon like an asshole.


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[Assistant] You, you wanna look into the stuff that you have to look into, like say that the department's being judged on however many murders they, they have that year or whatever. It's like, but anybody who comes in and starts, starts trying to do more is really looked down upon because, you know, there's, there's infinite crime.


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[Assistant] Like, if you were a cop, you could think of 5 million crimes that are going on here. People speeding, not to mention all the drugs, not to mention everything. So it's very much on them to decide what they want to go after. So then all the other cops are looking at them as, why the fuck are you making it harder on us? Why are you making it so we have to do more paperwork?


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[Assistant] Definitely. When you think about your childhood growing up in Long Beach and everything, what's your perspective on how, like in retrospect, your perspective on how all of that shit was, how the cops treated you, how much violence you were surrounded by, having all these years.


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[Assistant] Tell me a little bit about your childhood and how you viewed the environment you grew up in.


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[Assistant] Right. So, did you, were you the oldest, the youngest in the middle?


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[Assistant] The baby. The baby. How do you see that having impacted you? Like, you know, people always talk about how the youngest one is the one who has the least guidance because the parent is being the most strict with their first child and then by the end,


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[Assistant] Their last child, they're, they're not really paying as much attention because they've sort of accepted at a certain point, like the kid's going to come out how he comes out. So it's not really a reason for me to micromanage every part of his life. Is that how you feel when you look at your childhood?


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[Assistant] When you look back at your childhood, were you in the streets before you started really thinking about rapping? Was rapping not a serious thing for a long time?


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[Assistant] It's good to know that the weed is the one thing that's never changed with you, right?


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[Assistant] Same. Yeah. No, I think about quitting weed sometimes just because, you know, with the working out and everything, sometimes I feel like, you know, it's holding me back a little bit in terms of my cardio ability and shit. My girlfriend is the number one person that does not want me to stop smoking weed because she's like, you're a fucking asshole a lot of times when you ain't smoking weed, you know?


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[Assistant] I was watching, or I was interviewing Lil Flip and he's smoking a joint at noon and it's got crazy moon rocks in it. I'm smelling it burn and I'm realizing he's smoking this big ol' moon rock thing. I'm like, god damn, that's a lot for noon.


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[Assistant] Damn, really? Okay. Yeaah, it's devastating. That's good to know. So, you mentioned like catching your case before you even knew about Snoop Dogg. What age were you when that happened?


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[Assistant] But it must have felt good, too, to at least, like, even though we know that, you know, our riot is ultimately not really productive, and a lot of the people are getting hurt with, like, the local community, the local business owners, that...


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[Assistant] But at least it was like something, because to a certain extent, you growing up- The only thing was the peace treaty.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, so that came out after, but let me just ask this, is that, so, so just being in the hood, it's like, you must've really felt like,


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[Assistant] At least we're capable of doing something that will get on the news because to a certain extent you must have felt like you didn't have a voice.


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[Assistant] Definitely. It was like an overflowing of emotion that didn't have anywhere to go. You know? It was like, there was just so much anger and-


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[Assistant] How did that relationship sorta take, take shape? Did, did he look at you as just like a somebody who was a little bit more street wise, a little bit more tapped in on the street level that he needed?


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[Assistant] So Nadog was, he was harder than we gave him credit for as fans? I don't, I think people gave him kind of credit for being a


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[Assistant] That's good to know, I should look into him more, like I never really thought about that side of him besides just the music.


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[Assistant] Which I think was the first time I ever heard you as a kid.


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[Assistant] Who told you to rap or who put that idea in your head that you could be a rapper as well and not just one of the homies around him?


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[Assistant] Because it must have just seemed like rappers were superheroes at the time because there were so few people that you had really gotten famous as rapping because it wasn't like now where everybody we know has a crappy ass rap song on their soundcloud that nobody gives a fuck about. That's the most normal thing in the world now.


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[Assistant] Was it an odd situation at that time because Snoop was dealing with his murder case on, like during the thing that that album that you've kind of made your debut on, that was like roughly based on Snoop's legal situation at that time. Was that something that was like an overwhelming concern at the time?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's, that's how you like break up your life basically is that you had this like 10, 11 year stretch of putting in work as a traveling rapper slash supporting other rappers, all that shit. And then that was like the end of that era is when you caught that additional case.


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[Assistant] That's gotta be a small percentage of guys who go into prison and then leave and still have the same girlfriend that they went in with.


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[Assistant] What was it, like, it must have been so different for you going in to do that 10 years, given that you had seen a lot, done a lot, been around the world, had all these experiences, versus, average person who's in prison, ain't seen or done shit besides what's around them when they're born.


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[Assistant] I got a friend of mine who was like a pro BMX rider and he was telling me about being in prison. He's like, he's like, bro, you don't understand. He's like, all I got to do is talk about being in Paris. He's like, ain't none of these dudes been to Paris. I've been to Paris a couple of times. They're looking at me like I'm a fucking genius or some shit.


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[Assistant] Is that part of what goes through your mind when you're watching that clip from 2003 is that those are good times, but at the same time the way you were living at that time was just not a long term plan?


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[Assistant] And that's what the problem when you become like a famous gangster is that...


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[Assistant] I was just reading this article about Nicky Barnes and how he was on the cover of I think the New York Times and that, and the whole thing was like can the police


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[Assistant] Catch him or whatever and that's what made the president get so interested in his situation that ultimately got him caught up. Like the fact that he was willing, he was so cocky that he was willing to go on the cover of a fucking newspaper to say like, y'all can't make a case against me. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] That's like the initial, uh, dream before you realize that that's kinda not the dream, that the dream is to have money and to be able to take care of yourself and not have to worry about shit. But that just being feared is to a lot of people, that's like the initial goal in a way.


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[Assistant] So much shit is based on reputation, just in the sense that, you know, we, we all know dudes who that's what people say about them when people bring them up is like that dude got it on them all the time. And especially like I know a dude who's, who's


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[Assistant] That amplified his reputation, like in my head, and I'm a grown ass man that is not a gangster and has no reason to really be thinking about shit in this context, but that made me think like, bro, that dude is wild as hell, like he's, nobody should fuck with him because he's ready for it.


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[Assistant] Are you able to talk about the situation of why you did the 10 years? Can you tell that story a little bit?


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[Assistant] You'd been through, like, many times in your life, but you never thought that that was the kind of situation you would get caught up with because you're just not used to dudes popping shit and then going straight to the cops.


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[Assistant] So you went into it, what was your mentality going into it? Because I feel like you already felt like you were too late in your career to be doing that at that point. Like you thought that a lot of that shit maybe was in the past?


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[Assistant] Definitely. You feel like you just, yeaah, you just grow up a lot in there in terms of just having all that time to just think about the stuff that you were doing before that and then you just kinda came out as a different person trying to live at a different speed.


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[Assistant] You know it. Is that a weird realization when you go in to do 10 years? You realize that you feel like the people back home don't give a fuck the same way that you thought that they would? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Especially on like a street level, people are very quick to like make an assumption if they don't see you around or whatever that you fell off or you ain't fucking with people anymore.


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[Assistant] How does it feel though to still have that level of respect though? Because when you, if you go search Trady on YouTube,


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[Assistant] Dude's largely Long Beach. It feels like that's pretty much who you fuck with is like people who came up in the same environment that you did and it's cool actually to see that somebody like Stupid Young who realistically was not even like alive or paying attention to music for a large part of your career is that he wants to show respect and that he understands that you had an important contribution.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we want to hear Trey D on like Amigos B, right? You like something a little more west coast?


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[Assistant] A lot more. You know what it's like to see some young dude that your friends would turn into a junkie. Uh, and you see all these kids taking pills, which are a fucking perfect entryway into being a heroin addict and all this shit. Like, does it kinda worry you when you see a lot of that?


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[Assistant] Going out and doing all these crazy ass drugs is like, in a large part,


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[Assistant] The same reason that a young kid might want to join a gang, kill somebody, shoot somebody, whatever, is that they just want to prove that they're a man. They want to prove that they're not a little kid. They want to prove that they don't give a fuck. And like, some kids might do that by shooting at somebody. Some kids might do that by just standing on the corner every day. Some kids might do that by just popping a whole bunch of mollies and acting crazy.


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[Assistant] Some dudes might do it by going to college and getting a good job and shit like that. You know, that might be their way of proving that they're a man. For my dad, when I look at his life pattern, I'm like, damn, he got out of college and went and started a family and got a good job. That went right over my head.


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[Assistant] I didn't even get it as a kid. I didn't even like realize that that was what I was supposed to do. I was just like, nah, I want to like, you know, go off and ride BMX bikes and do graffiti and run around and do, sell drugs, do all this crazy shit. Like it never even occurred to me that like his, he was doing what God, he was, I would,


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[Assistant] I was trying to get to the same thing that he was trying to get to. He just took a very conservative, safe route.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, those are the people I want around me. It's like somebody who's like a young professional who like is concerned with living a safe life, helping with a business, building something.


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[Assistant] You want it to a certain extent, but sometimes I think that when people come around me and they feel like it's cool to be like doing drugs and shit, and I'm just like, man, you really got me fucked up. If you think that that's something that's going to make me want to be around you, that's the opposite of what's true.


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[Assistant] You came home, uh, from that long bit. What changes did you, like, immediately make in your life? Like, how was your lifestyle different when you came home versus, uh, what, how you were living before that?


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[Assistant] A lot of people are worried that cause, you know, if you're Trump, he's not going out quietly. If they tell him that they gotta get out of that house, he's gonna throw a fucking fit. He's gonna do some crazy ass shit, especially cause it's like you lose the election and you're still the president for a while before you leave the office.


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[Assistant] I wonder what all the dudes that I...


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[Assistant] Because we had Obama, we had a nice, polite, educated black man. It's kind of crazy to imagine like an authoritarian dictator type, mass manipulator type.


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[Assistant] But instead of being Trump and being like racist, you got like a black dude. I'm like, you know, I think a lot of the fucking dudes that I know.


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[Assistant] They would like that personality type, that Vince McMahon fucking master ceremonies, crazy ass theatrical reality TV type guy. And I'm like, that's what's going to have the Democrats in trouble is if the, if the Republicans someday find the right candidate who can be that sort of dictator type.


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[Assistant] But that is the part of his personality that I could see a lot of the rapper dudes and shit that I know really embracing if he wasn't so outwardly racist.


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[Assistant] Mac Miller had a song about Trump. Fucking all kinds of everybody like, like until he became president, people forget how well liked he was by the community because in hip hop people like a businessman, they like a self-made man, they like somebody who, you know, is rich and presents themselves as a boss, a deal maker, whatever. And that's one thing when I look at Trump,


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[Assistant] I just wish that he could be who he is without being so fucking offensive to such a huge percentage of people. Like, you know, if you could just tone down the rhetoric, I wouldn't find you nearly as offensive. Right, exactly. Or is it just his whole personality?


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[Assistant] I mean, I think he's corrupted by the Russians for sure. Like he, he's, he's, he doesn't act as if he's somebody that I think that's a big part of what people don't like about him is that, and in particular, like this audience that we're talking about, like, you know, urban young people or whatever is that they value loyalty a lot and he doesn't seem loyal to his country.


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[Assistant] And that's part of the problem is he seems so quick to defend North Korea or Russia.


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[Assistant] When he could just be like, like he does take an America first stance on a lot of stuff, but then at the same time he cowers like a little pussy to Putin and to all these different people that he really has, like it's not obvious to me what the reason should be. It makes me feel like he's corrupt.


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[Assistant] But you don't even have to guess, because we know that he was cheating on his wife with porn stars, which is, you know, from my perspective, it's not that crazy, but from the average American's perspective, there's no similar thing that you could compare that any president has done before in terms of like just being a slut, basically being a fucking wild ass dude.


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[Assistant] There's something that happens with every president when they get into office where as soon as you get elected, it's not the Democrats versus the Republicans, we're all Americans. And he, I remember when he gave his speech as soon as he was elected that he


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[Assistant] You know, yeaah, and it feels like a lot of people who should.


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[Assistant] Be better than to support Trump, support him just for the fact that he is the enemy of


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[Assistant] The media of the leftists, of the socialists, of all the things that a lot of people hate. It's like they're just willing to get on his side because they don't like the other side.


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[Assistant] And that, it's just straight up become teams. Even if the leader of, you know, like, even if the leader of the gang is a fucking idiot in Trump's case, it's like you still, shit, if he's cool with you and he's gonna be fucking going to war against your enemies, then you gotta saddle up with him.


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[Assistant] I'm not as worried about that, as I'm worried about the idea that the Democrats are gonna get so, they just keep getting deeper and deeper into their weird ass identity politics bullshit, focusing on weird social agendas that the average American doesn't care about. Because if you wanna win this fucking election, you gotta get in the middle of America to turn their back on Trump.


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[Assistant] Align themselves with somebody who's more left leaning, and you're not gonna get there.


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[Assistant] And somehow Trump managed to speak to those things. They are worried about immigration and shit like that, and Trump manages to fucking rile those people up, regardless of how he gets there.


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[Assistant] Without being a fucking monster like him, then they'd be winning in my opinion.


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[Assistant] Left as opposed to being like a far left candidate. So that's, that's a big part of the problem that that democratic infighting that they're gonna have because Joe Biden is not gonna be sufficiently left for a lot of people in that world.


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[Assistant] They're gonna, but I think that is probably the kind of candidate that could beat Trump. Obama's homie. You know?


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[Assistant] Sharlan Mafia is my, uh, my recommendation. They hold it down. Blueface blew the fuck up real fast.


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[Assistant] Roddy Rich, too. Actually, we got Blueface and Roddy Rich on the XXL Freshman cover, which is a good thing for LA.


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[Assistant] Uh, the double XL one. They just put out the cover the other day.


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[Assistant] And I think, I think those are the only two LA rappers, but still.


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[Assistant] Well, yea man, it was awesome getting to talk to you, uh, for the first time. We should do it again sometime.


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[Assistant] Good times. Thank you, G. Everybody out there. Trey D. Eastside is Long Beach. You already know. No Jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, subscribe. And we out.


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[Assistant] Please dad, can I have one? I would really love to have one. Please dad, come on.


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[Assistant] Which balloon would you like, Jason? Uhh, the red one. There you go.


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[Assistant] This time you're done for! You're gonna pay for all your crimes, evil one!


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[Assistant] Hey dad, can I have a ride on the carousel? Can I?


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[Assistant] Well, this won't get beat. Lil Rain never hurt nobody. Come on, let's go play.


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[Assistant] Hey dad! I think I found my room!


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[Assistant] I remember seeing in the press this skeptic, Fred Singer, saying that global warming was not a problem for the planet.


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[Assistant] You saw that he had worked on tobacco and a number of other issues. He was sort of a specialist in denial. I thought, that's odd.


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[Assistant] When I brought that up to some of my peers in the environmental movement, they really didn't think it was that important.


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[Assistant] But then every time a new piece of science comes out, the same story will have somebody you'd never heard of saying, no, that's completely wrong.


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[Assistant] So you start to think, well who are these people and where are they coming from?


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[Assistant] Oh interesting, they're funded by Exxon's foundation.


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[Assistant] And then you see this pattern repeated over and over and over.


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[Assistant] It was coming from the coal-fired power utilities, Western Fuels Association, the Koch brothers, Global Climate Coalition, and their funding climate deniers.


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[Assistant] The Global Climate Coalition is seeding doubt everywhere.


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[Assistant] Sort of fogging the air with these counter arguments that are contradictory and nonsensical, running this propaganda across the country, putting millions of dollars into this media effort. And environmentalists really don't know what's hitting them.


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[Assistant] You want to make an assumption that it's a meritocracy.


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[Assistant] A good argument will prevail and it will displace a bad argument.


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[Assistant] But what the geniuses of the PR firms who work for these big fossil fuel companies know is that truth has nothing to do with who wins the argument.


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[Assistant] If you say something enough times, people will begin to believe it.


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[Assistant] From the PR firm, uh, E. Bruce Harrison after Berlin, paired for the GCC board. This is the strategy of the Grand Fog.


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[Assistant] When they run up to Kyoto, you're seeing these ad campaigns. It's a denial ad campaigns. I mean, you're seeing TV ads, you're seeing print ads, there's op ads.


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[Assistant] And everybody sung from the same song sheet.


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[Assistant] The Senate issues this Byrd-Hagel resolution, which passes 95 to 0.


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[Assistant] Quite amazing. Here's a memo from the American Petroleum Institute. They're putting on a luncheon, they're hosting Senator Hagel, and they're going to brief him.


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[Assistant] Scientists do not have a precise understanding of this issue. Doubt, doubt. Meeting with Senator Hagel and the Ford Motor Company.


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[Assistant] This is the American Automobile Manufacturers Association. The Aluminum Association. Chemical Manufacturers Association.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm emphasizing Senator Hagel, but this is happening, uh, all throughout the Senate. Ninety-five senators voted this certain way.


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[Assistant] But if you pull that lens back, you're gonna see there are working politicians with the most sophisticated legislative campaigns.


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[Assistant] So the American Automobile Manufacturers Association is putting forth on behalf, I think of the Global Climate Coalition, the draft resolution for the Senate to preemptively kill the Kyoto Protocol.


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[Assistant] He did broker a deal and got as much out of Kyoto as he could have. We were not going to get steep cuts in CO2 emissions out of a global agreement with all the industry fighting against them.


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[Assistant] I felt like I was always more of a DC guy, you know, I was like Superman, Batman, more than Spider-Man, but you know, everything in general. I was kind of fascinated by the art form just because I was into drawing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I got arrested a couple times when I was 14. And that was, that was rough on my family. My family was very upset.


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[Assistant] Wow. See that's like the most, actually in my interview that I have written for you that I composed last night, that's definitely one of the questions is just like, how do you feel about still fucking being like one of the last surviving


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[Assistant] Got, no jumper kind of going, after Raider Clan.


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[Assistant] That just sort of spiraled out of control, where then, then I got Puya, and then Puya was like the entry point to get X, you know, and Pump and whoever after that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Shout out to him dude, I was a fucking big ass Metro Zoo fan and I remember actually one of my friends was talking shit about them and I like quoted it. I put it in quotes on Twitter, but we were like, this is like 2010, nobody knew anybody. And they actually hit me up, I'm like, fuck y'all, talk to shit, blah blah blah.


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[Assistant] Isn't it crazy to think about that as just being this like weird creative moment in Florida that just led to so many people's careers being birthed out of that and it was a lot of it was like the energy of SGP and then he didn't really like follow through with that so it was like an army of


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[Assistant] It was so differently, it was so different sonically that it didn't really fit in with anything you'd really heard hip-hop while, especially out in Florida at that time.


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[Assistant] Am I really thinking about calling this group of people racist? That's what he said. Cause there's consequences to that. But that's the first thing he said. Oh you beat me 63 nothing. Racist. I got the screenshots.


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[Assistant] So your wife is like, no, she don't play like, like, you can't be doing like no cell phones at the table, we gon' eat as a family. And you gon' like it?


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[Assistant] And you know what's so crazy is because by the time, I wasn't even like, I was probably two, three blocks sitting in traffic, ready to get on the on ramp. And Mike McNuggets, he was like, yo,


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[Assistant] It's just the vibe I got. That's like if I be like, you know what? Tybuss's wife don't like me.


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[Assistant] She doesn't understand black. She doesn't understand like, there's two word meanings to a lot of stuff. She's getting better at that. She was like, what does it mean when you say placebo?


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[Assistant] I didn't say that. It's that medium ground, you be in a club where you just start talking, you just started talking to your girl. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's more important than a Mario Cooper. He is. David and Joe, everybody on this team got something to prove. It's so crazy, we talk about it like, we got a Mario Cooper, like he's not, he didn't have 1100 in almost 10 touchdowns last year. That's crazy. What are you going for this year? Hey listen, I got him 1300. 1300. How many touchdowns?


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[Assistant] Not at all. Not at all. 70% completion? That's crazy. Only seven picks? That's ridiculous. That's like a half a pick a month. How many picks did he think?


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[Assistant] Well sometimes, sometimes the unknown is greater than what you, like, it's your imagination getting a hold of you. Is it? Like, if somebody said, I'ma give you, Tyrus, I'ma give you $500,000 today, or whatever behind door number two tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Even with that season, I could see why they won four games. When you throw for that many yards and you got that high a completion percentage, 33 touchdowns is kind of low pool.


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[Assistant] Like 33 is kinda light, like you would expect like 40 plus?


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[Assistant] He has the perfect coach. Look how many years does it take for people to find a coach to put with the quarterback for it to actually click. Right, that's what Brady had to do. He came in and it was from day one I got the mad genius.


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[Assistant] He had, he had good success here, was the best runner around football. Some of them defenses he was putting together, like the Patriots really, if you looked at top to bottom, didn't really have.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, come on, it's easy. He's done, that's easy. I think, I think we bring back to Patrick Mahomes and we bring it back to Deshaun Watt. Yes, bring it back. Now, once you got Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes, in my opinion, just by being who he is and with Andy Reid,


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[Assistant] I think them two by themselves can win a championship. It don't really matter who else they got. I don't think it's to that degree for the rest of the guys, but if it comes down to saying like, okay,


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[Assistant] If you got Joe Burrow that's in that era, Joe Burrow has proved that he can beat Patrick Mahomes. Because he has the same level of skill. He has skills.


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[Assistant] No, he hasn't won the super, but he has the skill, like, if, don't act like if you get burrowed a ball back, he won't score. No, yes, he's in that, yes. Josh Allen, like,


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[Assistant] And to be truthful, I agree with that. And when he was, when he left, remember, Watson was that arrowhead and had him down, what, 24 to nothing.


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[Assistant] You know, the Chiefs, and back then the Chiefs had the, the, the one play magic. They coulda, see the Chiefs was cheating. They killed you underneath and in the middle of the field. That's why to me, uhm, I wanna see it again from the Chiefs, uh, and Kelsey Howard is Kelsey.


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[Assistant] He's getting up there. And this is the reason why I like the Browns team compared to some of the other guys.


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[Assistant] We ain't never seen Patrick Mahomes without no Kelsey's. That's a fact. Alright. Let me just say this.


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[Assistant] Remember, remember, I don't want this to happen. I don't want this to be a Lakers thing, right? Remember when Kobe had Shaq and Kobe was, well that was three peating people and doing all, and then,


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[Assistant] I don't know if, if the Chiefs, if you lose Tyreek, if you lose some of these other guys, and if you don't have the same level of Kelsey, will you go back and be like, okay, well what are the Chiefs? Did they, did they do a good enough job of restocking?


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[Assistant] You know, Ben, when I look at the game plan for the, you know, the Browns, you know, obviously upgrading with Miles Garrett, they brought in Shelby Harris, Azaria Smith, Dalvin Thomason, and then, you know, you add to the fact that Jim Schwartz has a more aggressive upfront game plan.


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[Assistant] Do you think we'll see a little more Joe Mixon that we're used to seeing?


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[Assistant] And, and will they, you know, hesitate to roll out Burrow a little bit more? Because that's a big part of his game. He's one of the best quarterbacks that can step up and throw the football, find different pockets and different levels. So do you think the game plan will change more than traditionally, uhm, that we see of Joe Burrow?


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[Assistant] You know, this is a, getting back on the football field. You know, Jamar Chase last year missed a couple of games and it's weird because Jamar Chase was kind of like,


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[Assistant] I'm still Jamar Chase, like there's a lot of guys y'all put above me, but I'm just saying, I'm still that guy.


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[Assistant] That'd be big. Yep. Go Bucks! That's big. Uh, and Mary Kay has that. Hold on.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, see, you could win a little battle, but you could lose the war. I think that Jamar Chase wins that little battle. He gets about 130 in a touchdown.


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[Assistant] If Nick Chubb still has 110, 115, and two touchdowns on the ground, and they control the clock.


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[Assistant] But I will tell bulls like, I don't know, I can't drink that. Uh, but by the way, no, listen, let's go. Tyrus doesn't drink it either. He doesn't drink any alcohol.


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[Assistant] But I hear good things. Yeah, only me. But listen, if it's between Joe Burrow and Deshaun Watson, I listen, I think Deshaun Watson comes out this game.


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[Assistant] And I think he's just, he's back to, back to business. People gonna be tweeting.


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[Assistant] Throwing stuff up in the air the first half. Oh my goodness, this is what, this is what it looks like. This is what it feels like. And remember, you hear it here first. I think, but here's the thing. Don't act like Joe Burrow can't do it. It's not a knock against him. I'm along with Ben Baby. I think the best part of Joe Burrow's game is the fact that


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[Assistant] He extend plays with his legs, he can move, he can step up in the pocket, he throws the ball accurately, under pressure. I think he's a little, he don't know how the leg gonna give it to him. I'ma go with Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] So don't, if, if you go say, well who got an opportunity for touches in the air, touches on the ground, touches when Gadget plays, obviously Elijah Moore is a play, person they use more. But that's what they, but that's unproven at this point.


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[Assistant] They got rid of your boy, you know, the quarterback, uhm, what's his name, Rosen? They got rid of him? That messed up your numbers.


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[Assistant] Why? Does anybody think he's getting, the Watson, does anybody think that either one of the quarterbacks will throw for 300?


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[Assistant] Well listen, the check move is...


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[Assistant] They got, if, if you got Jay okay, he sees that he supposed to go with you.


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[Assistant] So you said it's either Lamar Jackson, Hertz, or RG3. Jalen Hertz, go Bucks. I think he still says Lamar Jackson.


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[Assistant] Or is, is, is his highest, field's highest evolutionary state, Dak Prescott. When he was able to run a little bit.


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[Assistant] He actually comes off a lot better when they do hard knocks. Yeaah, I still think he's a tool job, but he's a great player. He's less of a tool than I thought. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I got the Ravens in here. The reason I got the ra- I like to say Flowers. Uh, I think Odell Beckham Jr. is in that range of 700 to 900. I think he's gonna have some touchdowns though. I think he's a guy that they gonna throw the ball to in the red zone. I think he may have about 10 touchdowns this year. I'm high on them. I don't really like their D-line.


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[Assistant] However, uhm, I will say, you know, they still have, uh, what's his name, uhm, what's his name? He's got linebackers.


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[Assistant] I didn't say that they was going to be the best team in the AFC. I just said they were going to be at the playoffs. I mean, Lamar Jackson, they got the running game. J.K. Dobbins is back. I think they sneak in as a wild card. Because of the 17? Yea, I sneak in as a wild card. I got the, uh, I got the Jets. They got a great coach.


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[Assistant] Give me my list. Alright, NFC, Mikey. So yeaah, that was the biggest one for me. Uh, let's get to the NFC. You got the exact same as Thomas, I think. No, you got the Giants in you. No Lions for me.


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[Assistant] He's not that bad though, Tyvis. I mean, he can run a little bit. If he doesn't turn the football over, I think, uhm, I think they're going to be able to score some points. They're in the middle of the pack. Here's, the question is, the Vikings can be really good, or they can be trash.


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[Assistant] I don't know if Matson is going to take over. I feel the same way about them. They could be very good or be terrible. And I don't know what to feel about it because I think they gave Dalvin Cook, like, by Dalvin Thompson, even though defense wasn't that good, you lose to Darius Smith. I'm like, man, these guys is giving up a lot. By the way,


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[Assistant] Are you guys ready for G's Super Bowl pick? Yea, G's Super Bowl pick, sorry. I got, I got the, I got, I got the, I got the Browns.


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[Assistant] Strawberry lemonade, put the cup, let's get it going, let's get it going. The Kool-Aid man says, the Cleveland Browns, if you look at pound for pound, team for team, when Deshaun Watson came out this morning and said, I could be better than I am from 1920.


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[Assistant] Denzel Ward is playing. I got three of the best corners in secondary in the game. We got prototypical, uh, Super Bowl caliber safety. That's one, two championships. We got everything, a good offensive line. All we need is the play caller to step up. I think the Cleveland Browns this year, I told you Cleveland, this is going to be a great year for you.


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[Assistant] I think nationally the most surprised playoff team would be the Browns.


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[Assistant] Sean Watts at MVP? Nope. He can't.


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[Assistant] He's gonna throw the ball a lot everywhere.


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[Assistant] Will, Will Anderson, Will Anderson definitely, I like him. Robert Sala is a good choice. That's a great choice. Uh, Sala, I think he's about to really, like, get his money off this year. And Bijon Robinson, I think they gon', it's gon', they gon' try to use that two-headed storm thing, two-headed monster, and then they're gonna be like, hold on.


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[Assistant] Just get a ball to beat John Robertson. And, uh, we gonna give you more. And, and they, we said his name too much.


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[Assistant] We've said it, like, you know how when they used to say Kyle Pitts was supposed to be just be a month, and we, for the last three years, we just keep waiting on Kyle. Yeah, B. John Robinson is that. If he gets anywhere close to 700, 800 yards or 400 yards catching on screen passes, we're going to have, oh, he's just it. Watch out. All right, Big Nuggets.


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[Assistant] Go Bucks. And you got three other receivers.


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[Assistant] I think he got the bag with the money in it.


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[Assistant] Colin, I think got about 86 million. Colin, that's a weird picture because Colin was very fat in that picture and he's not fat at all, but it's a weird picture. I'm going to go with Colin Sexton. I think Dizze Award signed for 100 and about 60 something was guaranteed, but Colin signed for 80 something.


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[Assistant] Like, come on. And by the way, uh, they, uh, Austin Teller didn't get his deal reconstructed.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know this, I know, I know. I swear I'll come out and bite you.


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[Assistant] Actually to be truthful, uhm, don't do any of that.


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[Assistant] If you really want to, man, just, uh, be a video gamer or go get on OnlyFans.


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[Assistant] Don't think, Ethan. Give me the first idea that pops into your head.


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[Assistant] I have the results of your MRI scans. Everything seems to be normal. There is no physical damage from the accident.


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[Assistant] I know it's not easy, but you've gotta start over, Ethan. You're not responsible for what happened.


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[Assistant] It'd still be alive if I'd been looking out for him.


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[Assistant] It was an accident. Accidents happen everyday. You can't blame yourself forever for your son's death.


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[Assistant] We really don't know what effect a shock like that can have on the brain.


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[Assistant] You were lucky, Ethan. It's very rare to survive such a traumatic accident.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, that's impossible. I beg your pardon? I'm bound by an oath of secrecy.


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[Assistant] Under no circumstances may I discuss my patients.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I can't help you. And now I must ask you to leave.


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[Assistant] Feels responsible for his death. A sort of morbid neurosis. He is haunted by visions of drowning bodies.


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[Assistant] After one of our usual sessions, I found this on the floor. It must have fallen out of his pocket.


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[Assistant] He said, you know, I'm concerned that you have a pedophile on your staff and, uh, and you need to get rid of them.


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[Assistant] And so I just said, okay, I've got to deal with this task.


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[Assistant] The first thing I did when I got back to Browning was called him and asked him to meet me in my office. And I said, well, I've been told that you need to leave.


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[Assistant] And he said that he had had some threats made against him, and he was worried about his life.


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[Assistant] I think he packed up and left the next day.


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[Assistant] I guess the better response would be launch an investigation.


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[Assistant] And yet the IHS response is typically to sweep it under the rug or, you know, or pass it on to some other place.


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[Assistant] You know, it doesn't sit well that somebody like this monster came in and did what he did.


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[Assistant] You know, and I didn't do much to prevent it.


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[Assistant] Honey, honey, let mommy see.


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[Assistant] Honey, honey. Yes, mama. Eating candy. No, mama. Are you sure? Yes, mama.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it doesn't seem right. No?


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[Assistant] This treaty would be a lead weight on our nation's future economic growth, killing jobs and opportunities for generations of Americans to come. Even using conservative assumptions.


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[Assistant] has estimated that holding emissions at 1990 levels would reduce economic growth by 1% a year, rising to 3%.


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[Assistant] First of all, to prove it, and second, and maybe even more important, let all these other countries off.


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[Assistant] If anything has become clear during congressional hearings on this issue, it is that the science is unclear, is that the scientific community has not even come close to definitively concluding that we have a problem. I'm not a scientist.


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[Assistant] I'm not a climatologist. I listen to a lot of people.


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[Assistant] I ask, uh, for a lot of opinions. I, I had scientists come in, I had other people come in.


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[Assistant] Well, they made their case, they made their point. So you listen to them like you would anybody. I wasn't surprised by anything I heard.


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[Assistant] Well, Lee Raymond was a South Dakota boy. I remember that. Uhm, I didn't have a close relationship with him. But I listened to him. He's head of the largest oil company in the country. I listened to everybody's opinions.


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[Assistant] Me and the Burt Hegel resolution? They didn't draft that. We had many people coming forward with written


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[Assistant] Because our staffs work with them and so on. But that resolution wasn't an AMA resolution. That resolution was decided, uh, by us, by the senators.


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[Assistant] Well, what we now know about some of these large oil companies' positions, they lied. And yes, I was misled. Others were misled. When they had evidence in their own institutions that countered what they were saying publicly, I mean, they lied.


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[Assistant] Than we are. It cost this country, and it cost the world.


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[Assistant] The son is dead, Mr. Shelby. I have nothing more to say.


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[Assistant] No, son. You do not have the right to steal that money from me. I have worked very hard to earn it. You cannot have it.


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[Assistant] Thousand thank you, sir. I don't know what would have happened if you had not been here. At least I didn't come by for nothing. Have a nice day. When my boy, Reza, disappeared, I received a letter with a locker ticket inside. Inside the locker, I found this box. I do not understand what it means, but I think it must be a sort of message from the man who took my son from me.


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[Assistant] Please, take the box if it can be of any use to you at all. It did not help me to save Reza, but maybe it will help you find the other little boy.


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[Assistant] You a crazy motherfucker, you outta your mind, man! No, I don't know nothin' bout the guy. He wanted me to get rid of his dirty car.


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[Assistant] Said I was supposed to drop the word to a guy named


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[Assistant] That one I knew well. You knew, John Shepherd? I've worked this graveyard nearly all my life. I remember what happened. It was in 77. October, I think.


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[Assistant] Well, looks like a storm's coming. I guess I better be getting home.


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[Assistant] So, welcome to my little kingdom.


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[Assistant] So, show me what you can do. Take it all. Slowly. Take it all on.


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[Assistant] I think it is you who have misunderstood honey. I'm tired of wasting my time. It's now or never babe.


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[Assistant] Department? I don't know what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] Heh, you haven't got the balls, lady. But you're gonna know balls when I catch up with you.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's you. Scarby, I didn't hear you come in.


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[Assistant] It's almost morning, and I have military drills. You know, where we learn how to kill fireflies? Put some pants on and let's go.


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[Assistant] I'll be back in a flash. Promise.


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[Assistant] Careful, it's wet. Hey, so, maybe I should join the Fireflies.


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[Assistant] What? Is this Winston? Man, guy used to be handsome. Bingo. Want some?


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Here, it's disgusting. Told ya. Cheers, Winston.


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[Assistant] Huh, what is this, truth or truth? Alright fool, you're on.


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[Assistant] Well, I loved it, so there. Oh, I got something else.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Like a rabbit. Yeah. Lame.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm putting this away. Hey. Thanks for getting me this.


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[Assistant] You hear that? Hey, you know what? We should head back. I need to head back. You got plenty of time. Riley, I don't have any more strikes left at this place.


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[Assistant] Come on, let's just say our goodbyes. I'm gonna go check out this music.


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[Assistant] Are we just done talking? I dunno, are we?


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[Assistant] Nooo, please don't go, I'll be so miserable without you.


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[Assistant] I'll be fine. And you'll be fine. And we'll see each other again.


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[Assistant] That would be an awesome thing to do this weekend. You know what? She is so smart. And she actually added a bonus track of uhm, it's called Before I Let Go by Frankie Beverly and Mays. It's a cover of it. It was so awesome. And you know what? She sent us a holiday package.


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[Assistant] For more on this and other Frontline programs, visit our website at pbs.org slash Frontline.


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[Assistant] You mixed up with the mafia, owe someone money, something like that.


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[Assistant] You already know what to do, follow at kristonfilms, at Nostalgia V, Rope Gang. Peace.


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[Assistant] Now he's going to be here 20 more games and then you're going to expect another guy to come in? I'm young enough to remember Manny Acta.


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[Assistant] I think it limits some of the stuff that you want to do. I think you're a little less apt to bring more pressure.


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[Assistant] You're a little more apt to kind of just, uhm, lay back a little bit more because you don't want to get beat deep.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I think if there's any team that can withstand an injury like that, it's the fact that the Browns have placed a lot of resources at the cornerback position.


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[Assistant] You know, they have guys that can match up. It's just whether or not they have the depth in the, I would say the, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, they're gonna need it, uh, because now, you know, the Russian and backhand go hand in hand. If, if Miles Garrett can get pressure, and Zedarius Smith can get pressure, they can get pressure up the middle.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and Joe Burrow is a guy who, I think his mobility is underrated. I think he can move around, he moves around and makes plays.


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[Assistant] You just go to step up and take off and run, and you're like, whoa, I forgot. I was a little hobbled right here. So they could get to him and make him and put him on the ground a little bit.


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[Assistant] That's where covering up for Denzel Ward comes in. The scheme, how much pressure you're going to get. And one thing that I don't think they should let Joe Burrow do is I don't think they should let him get settled in.


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[Assistant] And I want, he should be, they should, the goal should be get him to be, think about what's going on and have to have that pressure. But that's easier said than done.


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[Assistant] I mean, is Mitchell still in the protocol? Like, didn't Mitchell get hurt?


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[Assistant] I think he's good to go. But I believe he's good to go. I would assume he's a fourth quarter and I would assume that they would play him in nickel and play Greg Newsom at owner outside. Now, if you look at it,


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[Assistant] He's got the, that type of game, doesn't he? That type of body. And plus, Greg Newsom is one of the shorter corners that they have. He's 5'10".


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[Assistant] Uhm, so you, T Higgins on, on Greg Newsom. It all depends on wherever you want to go. Do you want T Higgins or Tyler Boyd to get to rock?


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[Assistant] Physically, so we'll see. It'll be interesting if they just line up a play or do they got guys that are going to follow guys all throughout the, throughout the game.


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[Assistant] Screens are gonna be available, that's why, that's screens, tunnel screens, bubble screens, uh, screens to the running back, draws, uh, delayed handoffs, all that stuff is in play. And he likes to...


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[Assistant] Uhm, especially with the speed that Jamar Chase had. People forget, Jamar Chase was...


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[Assistant] Was hurt last year. He was hobbled a little bit. You miss how many games? Four?


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[Assistant] He has the ability to catch a slam and he splits the safeties into the house. So that's the threat that it causes you a little bit when you play them on the defensive side of football. This is going to be a fun game Sunday. I can't wait.


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[Assistant] They have now, they have now taken the soul of Coach Prime. Yes. It does not matter what happens.


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[Assistant] Oh, listen, you can't, eh, eh, don't you say one bad word on the internet. Stop playing with us. I think this is that, this is the, we have a quarterback that we feel is franchise. This is that type of hype.


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[Assistant] I, if, I, I could, I could hardly see this happening because I, if I was just the chiefs, why would I?


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[Assistant] I'm not sending Chris Jones to the Browns. He doesn't have anywhere where he can even tell somebody he's going to go. I'm not trading them period. That's not even going down.


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[Assistant] The best, the best case scenario for Chris Jones is Patrick Mahomes is Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelsey is Travis Kelsey, but they lose three games because somebody scored 60 on them.


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[Assistant] Like, they need to lose games at the highest level of scoring. Like, oh, we really played well, but we lost 45 to 51. Like, he needs that to happen.


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[Assistant] The point is, he's gonna be back for the playoffs. The only way he gets paid is if, if, uh, passion room home says pay him.


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[Assistant] I don't even think that does it. I don't think that does it. Oh yeaah. Listen, it's Patrick Mahomes. If Patrick Mahomes walks into your office, that's like if Deshaun Watson today just was like, yeaah, I want a receiver.


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[Assistant] And Patrick McCombs, aka the franchise, the face of the NFL says, listen, hey bro, I need y'all to get this done.


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[Assistant] Khalil Mack was Khalil Mack. I think you pay, listen, for me- Okay, so it's equal.


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[Assistant] For me, I think you would pay, like, if you, if you, okay, would you, I would pay two number ones for Michael Parsons.


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[Assistant] But I will pay two number ones for Chris Jones. I don't know.


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[Assistant] And his playbook and what he's going to do with Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] This year is either going to make the Browns or it's going to break them.


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[Assistant] I wanna see how he can incorporate Nick Chubb, who's still one of the best running backs to make him an asset, not something that's just a-a-afterthought. I wanna see him scheme people open in the goal- on the goal line.


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[Assistant] Not just in the middle of the field, coach. I need you to get touchdowns, not seven. Can you scheme people open in the red zone? One of the hardest things to do as a play caller in this league.


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[Assistant] So, he's right up there. Everything he does is right up there.


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[Assistant] Deshaun Watson and that play sheet he got right there. That little sheet. What's on the sheet?


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[Assistant] Let's figure it out. Those are the two most important things. Because other than that, the Browns are, the Browns are at every other position.


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[Assistant] Didn't get bad again. He went to the AFC Championship with Blake Bortles. Think about that.


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[Assistant] And I want to see if you can confirm this. Anthony Gonzalez said he came in, he came off Capitol Hill, came down to talk to us, he said like, Ted does not get hurt. That's right.


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[Assistant] But I never foresaw Ohio State becoming a receiver school. You look at the guys, Jackson Smith with Alave, Chris Garrett Wilson and Marvin Hanson Jr. Like, do you feel like y'all was on the forefront of that? Especially, uhm, back then when, you know, football wasn't good.


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[Assistant] It's, it's cheatin', because you would just be runnin' straight.


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[Assistant] You got drafted in the second round and everybody in the hood knew how much you made.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think you were top 10 pick for the, for the, uh, for the Dolphins to where you, how you grew and learn how to manage your money and make sure that you were straight, uhm, at the end of your career.


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[Assistant] You've been around Deshaun Watson for, you know, at least in the preseason a couple years while on the sideline. Last week, they named him Captain. Do you think that's something posthumous or something that, uhm,


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[Assistant] That he appreciates or has worked towards and does that mean anything in the scheme of things? Uhm, to how comfortable he is and whether he will become more comfortable in the system this year.


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[Assistant] I wasn't allowed to do that, but I'm trying to say, Johnny Eagle doesn't let you do that. I won't say, when I was like in college.


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[Assistant] Oh no, Liz Oli, I forgot about that. Matter of fact, tomorrow, man, is the debut of the barbershop. We do the Browns preview tomorrow at 3 o'clock. Right here, not on the radio.


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[Assistant] Finishes at three. Oh man. Do we need to push back to start of the draft to f-


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[Assistant] Because I'm like, mmmm, if I don't, if I do it.


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[Assistant] I could just do it at my house. I might not be there. I'll just have to do it from my phone.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna say that they're gonna be out to try to hurt Joe Burrow or anything like that, but Jim Schwartz is definitely, he's, he, you know.


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[Assistant] He talks about it, you know, he was doing a seminar earlier this year and he was doing a seminar with coaches and he said, you know, sometimes when you have a quarterback who is


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[Assistant] Not necessarily rush him in order to get him to stay in the pocket. They want to rush him.


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[Assistant] I say okay, we have offers that may be able to score a little bit more.


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[Assistant] Is where you start to see like, okay, this is who this team's gonna be.


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[Assistant] Games like this, somebody can get a pick six. Somebody can run a punt back.


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[Assistant] Offsize penalties, things like drop passes, things like that really, uh, like affect these types of games. And you really don't start to see what the team really is until they really settled in.


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[Assistant] Week three, week four, that's why it's so crazy to play teams like the Bengals, right? It could be a, it could be a double-edged sword, cause the Bengals can get hot.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a roll of the dice. The Browns are at home. And I think too, what could you, if you're watching the Browns.


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[Assistant] I'd agree. Uhm, and I think, uh, Zedaria Smith is probably going to be, you know, one of the better defensive linemen. He's not, I wouldn't say he's, he's in the top.


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[Assistant] I went five pass rushers, uhm, that you got. No, but he stopped. But he stopped, stopped.


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[Assistant] You said this earlier, do the bangles just really, like,


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[Assistant] If, say for instance the Browns stopped the run, right? Yeaah. I get the picture the Bengals really don't care about that. Like I think they want to throw the ball anyway. Uhm, is that something that they would...


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[Assistant] I can't think of a game where Jamar Chase has like killed us. Like we haven't. Look at it. I don't know. I just feel like there just has a, I don't know if this can be the exact opposite, but I haven't seen no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. That was insane. That was it. Obviously. Go ahead, Mike.


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[Assistant] If I, I actually got them winning probably like seven games. Seven games. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Seven. Was that seven and ten?


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[Assistant] I believe more in Deshaun Watson being good again than Kenny Pickett being better than what I thought he was going to be.


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[Assistant] But your bar is so low for Pickett. Both of you guys. I think the bar is so low. Well that's a, that's a, that's a fair statement. I'm trying to think who, who I think he have comparable play. Derek Carr? That's not who he is.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's, I don't know man, maybe it's like, I don't know, maybe he has to have like a, he changed his number and wear different colors and I don't know, but I just don't see it.


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[Assistant] So I would, I would put him somewhere between, you're right, Derek Carr is the top of the mid, I would put him somewhere.


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[Assistant] I think I'm picking like eighth or seventh or something like that.


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[Assistant] My friends, we are in a very difficult place in our country as long as Donald Trump still sits in the White House.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, we women were sort of elbowing each other trying not to laugh. We were all thinking, well now surely they'll ask us. It never happened.


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[Assistant] Eleven childbirths among us, and not once did it occur to the men that we might have something to contribute on the subject.


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[Assistant] You say they're running a criminal enterprise. Well actually, when I called them those names, I was being gentle. There are much worse things I could have said about them.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it should say something about the right-wing ideological anti-government attitude of the Republicans.


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[Assistant] Clean air, clean water, food safety, public safety, public education, public health, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security. They do not believe in the public role. They don't believe it. Bless their hearts.


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[Assistant] They do what they believe. They act upon their beliefs and they do not believe in this.


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[Assistant] As of today, 736 soldiers have died in Iraq, nearly 600 of them since the president stood before a sign that said mission accomplished.


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[Assistant] The president has dug us into a deep hole in Iraq. It is time for him to stop digging.


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[Assistant] Can you come to my office tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock?


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[Assistant] So that you can breathe House Democratic leadership on what's going on and how we can be helpful. And he said, Madam Speaker, tomorrow morning will be too late.


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[Assistant] They came in, described a financial meltdown of epic proportions and


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[Assistant] Good evening. We just had what I believe was a very productive meeting where


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[Assistant] The Republicans were very clever in what they did. They pretended that they were interested in this. I call it the dance of the seven veils.


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[Assistant] Could have two more weeks, three more weeks, Hanukkah, you know, every holiday, Halloween, Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] But it was a tactic and a successful one on the part of the Republicans.


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[Assistant] We go through the gate, the gate's closed, we'll go over the fence.


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[Assistant] The fence is too high, we'll pole vault in. If that doesn't work, we'll parachute in, but we're going to get healthcare reform passed for the American people.


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[Assistant] You never felt it? You didn't feel? Well I felt it for my colleagues. I felt it for the American people because I do believe that there is a distinction.


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[Assistant] Well let me tell you, when I get time for that, I'll call you and I'll let you know how it feels.


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[Assistant] How would the president begin this very historic meeting and what this means to him?


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[Assistant] Because 5 million people voted who were not legal to vote, and so I won the popular vote.


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[Assistant] So I thought I would take the opportunity to tell the president that what he was saying was not true.


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[Assistant] The day after the election, we didn't agonize, we organized.


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[Assistant] This isn't a bet. This is about the security of our country. We take an oath to protect and defend. And we don't want to have that mixed character on by anyone.


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[Assistant] Today, I'm announcing the House of Representatives moving forward with an official impeachment inquiry. The president must be held accountable. No one is above the law.


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[Assistant] And as a Catholic, I resent your using the word hate in a sentence that addresses me. I don't hate anyone. I was raised in a way that is full, a heart full of love and always prayed for the president. And I still pray for the president. I pray for the president all the time.


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[Assistant] So don't mess with me when it comes to words like that.


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[Assistant] The reconciliation bill was a culmination of my service in Congress because it was about the children, the children, the children, the children, their health, it's about health, education.


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[Assistant] The economic security of their families, a clean safe environment in which they could thrive.


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[Assistant] You look preoccupied, if you don't mind my saying so. Problems with the investigation?


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[Assistant] Not you. I thought there was some evidence to that effect.


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[Assistant] You should be careful not to overindulge in you know what.


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[Assistant] It can be dangerous. Very dangerous.


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[Assistant] It'll end up killing you if you're not careful. That would be most unfortunate, sir.


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[Assistant] You should be careful not to overindulge in you know what.


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[Assistant] Well, it was a lot of pain, desperation, and a desire to be myself. So it inspired me to do something creative. And I just needed that outlet. So I kept at it and kept going. Thanks for the question.


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[Assistant] Purge asked, how does it feel to be the second best team in Rayman Legends? I gotta say, you bested us in skill. I can't deny that. I'll meet you at the bar after the game.


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[Assistant] Mercer Leonhart asked, where's the blacksmith? Well I found him, and I took his tools.


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[Assistant] M-L-P-E-M Adam Mad asks, do you have any tips for making good videos for your channel?


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[Assistant] You always want to approach something that you do to make it something that you're proud of. Make videos that you want to see. Make things that you would be proud of.


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[Assistant] Platina32 asked, what's my favorite Polaris channel besides my own? Well...


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[Assistant] I really like the Game Grumps. When I first ran into Egoraptor, I kind of phangasmed all over him.


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[Assistant] Jonesy235 asked, What's my most embarrassing moment? Well, back when I was a kid, my brother told me that 911 got free ice cream. So I dialed it, hung up immediately, and the police were sent to my house. I was grounded for about a year after that.


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[Assistant] Bella3 asked, what's my favorite video game of all time?


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[Assistant] Way back when I was a kid again. We didn't have many games so I played Earthbound over and over again. It's one of the most charming and interesting games I've ever played and no experience has matched it yet. So I'd have to say... That's my favorite.


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[Assistant] Nickel asks, what's my favorite game from Whose Line Is It anyway? I like pretty much all the games, but I have to say my favorite is Impossible Mission, because it's the only one where Colin could make Ryan crack up.


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[Assistant] Dabo asks, if you could be a superhero, what superpower would you be? I've thought long and hard about this, and I've always come to the conclusion that controlling time is always gonna win.


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[Assistant] Eboo100 asks, bacon or bacon? I prefer my bacon on the skin of the pig that I got it from.


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[Assistant] Swanky Jake ass. What do I do in my downtime? Beside YouTube.


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[Assistant] I have to say, I spend most of my time in the wilderness punching down trees.


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[Assistant] Riley O'Malley asks, how would you woo a woman with your supermanliness?


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[Assistant] The Mega Hammer asks, what was my favorite toy as a kid? I have to say, I'm a video game nerd from deep down in my youth.


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[Assistant] My favorite toy was my Super Nintendo. Because me and my brother could play together and it was better than any toy ever made. Although that workshop where you made gummy candy was pretty nice too.


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[Assistant] BC Gags asks, if I'm so manly, how is pole dancing?


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[Assistant] IAMCaptainMan asks, what are my tips for being manly? Well I have to say...


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[Assistant] It's a day by day thing. You just gotta struggle with it. Start off by bench pressing elephants, punch trees every day, and woo the women.


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[Assistant] Newel asks, How do you come up with the stuff in your videos? Is it all stuff you've known before? Well...


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[Assistant] Let's Plays are basically like improvisational comedy, and with that you need to know what you're talking about. Start reading! Get as many references in your pocket as possible.


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[Assistant] If you know stuff, the more you know, the funnier you can be.


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[Assistant] Derping Wolf asks, do I have any tattoos? Well, ONLY THIS ONE!


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[Assistant] A teen asks, how do you shave in the morning? Well, I just get in a fight with a mountain lion and let it claw it off my face.


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[Assistant] Jackayla Marie asks, am I still taking girly plier applications? Well, I'm not gonna say I'm not, but don't you want this? Ladies.


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[Assistant] Krammerstein asks, where's Drunk Minecraft?


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, Bob moved to North Carolina, and he's funnier than I'll ever be.


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[Assistant] Acting Dolphin asks, what's the secret to my incredible manly good looks? Well...


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[Assistant] A lot of you have been asking to hang out with me. Wanna know what it's like to hang out with Markiplier? This bear did.


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[Assistant] Oh hey, how's it going? Thanks so much for stopping by Markiplier's Manly AMA. We had a lot of fun answering a lot of questions. Hope you had fun. I know I did.


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[Assistant] Answering these questions and learning what it is to be a man, while also discovering more about me. So thanks so much, and be sure to stick around Polaris Go because there's gonna be a lot more cool stuff in the future. And once again, thanks so much for subscribing. I always appreciate your support.


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[Assistant] Oh! Oh my god! Here, it's disgusting. Told ya. Cheers, Winston.


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[Assistant] Deal went off without a hitch. My ration cards will last us a couple of months. Easy.


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[Assistant] I was on my way back here and I got jumped by these two assholes, alright? Yeah, they got a few good hits in, but... Look, I managed.


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[Assistant] He knows that we're after him. He figures he's gonna get us first.


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[Assistant] Old warehouse in area five. Can't say for how long, though.


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[Assistant] So much for the easy route. Pat yourself up, alright? Joel, give me a hand with this.


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[Assistant] That's the one thing I love about being a guy.


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[Assistant] I'm looking for Robert. He come through here?


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[Assistant] Our beef isn't with you. We just won't rob her. You don't want to do this.


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[Assistant] Take cover! You ready? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That office. Robert must've run in there. Let's go.


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[Assistant] You owed us. I'd say you bet on the wrong horse.


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[Assistant] You know, I might have done that if you hadn't tried to fucking kill me. Who has our guns?


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[Assistant] Hey. Sorry it took so long. Soldier's fucking everywhere. How's Marlene? She'll make it. I saw the merchandise. It's a lot.


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[Assistant] Marlene wanted to do it herself. It weren't her first choice. Or the second for that matter. She's lost a lot of men. Beggars can't be choosers.


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[Assistant] I can explain. You better explain fast. Look at this!


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[Assistant] It's three weeks old. No, everyone turns within two days, so you stop bullshitting. It's three weeks. I swear.


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[Assistant] I'm not, I'm not going anywhere. This is my last stop.


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[Assistant] Bitch, I will bash your skull unless you turn around and get your dumb ass outta here. Fuck this.


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[Assistant] We have electricity, Joe. I had. We'll get it running again.


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[Assistant] This will be the sixth time of them trying to get the turbines back online. We've been here just a week and it feels like forever.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got something for you. Last year I went back to Texas, back home. Most of our stuff is long gone. Most of it.


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[Assistant] I have to do this. I dunno what else to say.


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[Assistant] She's thankful, you know. Yeah, I know.


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[Assistant] I'll take that girl of yours to the Fireflies. You don't have to worry about it.


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[Assistant] Right now? About at the same level. About the same level? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well, you know, 7-11, that's what we call each other, 7-11, you know, we always open. You know, uh, but that game, they was gonna let me free, you know, uh, Troy had won the Heisman, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I tried to show you guys by opening up the kickoff and, you know, we had fun doing that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean I think that's the biggest thing about being...


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[Assistant] In any sport, but playing football, being around 110 people or...


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[Assistant] 85 people in the NFL, you know, what, 75 people in high school, 30 on a, on a, on a little league team, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, me coaching Little League now, I was talking to my kids and I was like, I've been in a huddle.


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[Assistant] You know, almost 29, almost 30 years of...


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[Assistant] You know, depended on another guy. You know what I'm saying? So, this is like my life. You know, this was my life. So, uh, you know, just having the conversations and, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] My father figured out the game plan when we was coming up, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, once I was the little guy in that situation to the Pierre Woods and the Cedric Bakers and Frank Needies and the...


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[Assistant] Almost 12 years old, you know, Nick Saban, Urban Meyer, Jim Trestle. I mean, there ain't nobody that you can really name that.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? For real. You know what I'm saying? Not knowing that we always going to be the people that we are today, you know, we just didn't know that.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, uh, my program I've been running is called Ginald League Sports. I do football, basketball, track and cheerleague.


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[Assistant] So that was basketball, so I'm a little bit over about 14 years with that. My football program is going on seven years.