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[Assistant] It's two of the least impressive teams who have ever gotten to the Super Bowl. I would agree on that.


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[Assistant] They don't even have quarterbacks that are very good when you think about it.


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[Assistant] So she had to concuss Russell Wilson to avoid him defeating them.


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[Assistant] Even though the, the chiefs did beat the Bengals in the playoffs, they got the Bengals missing three starters on their offensive line.


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[Assistant] And if you watch that game, you could tell there are several plays where the Bengals offensive line did not know which player the Chiefs would be blitzing. Like they just flat out missed assignments in that game and I think


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[Assistant] Uh, Philly's offensive line, they're not going to make those kinds of mistakes. It's going to be a lot harder to get to Jalen Hurts, even with the talent the Chiefs have up front. So a serious question is, let's say both teams do generate pressure. We think the Eagles will, we think, you know, the Chiefs will, maybe not to the extent that they did against the Bengals.


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[Assistant] Which team is better at running screen passes to negate those blitzes? Because I think both of these teams have a lot of weapons to dump screens off.


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[Assistant] And then he dumps it off, usually Tom Brady to James White back in the day and they take off for 20 or 30 yards. It will be screams, death by screams.


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[Assistant] Here's another question for everyone. They hate him because he told the truth. If you could script the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Can't miss offer for those who want in the action for the big game.


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[Assistant] If you bet $5 on the big game, you'll instantly receive an additional $200 in bonus bets.


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[Assistant] That's right, new customers, five dollars, big game, bonus bets, instantly, two hundred dollars, your account.


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[Assistant] I just pulled a Kevin from the office. Now you can do some, uh, some, some parlays with those bonus bets, right? Uh, which team will score first? Who's going to have the most passing yards? Who will win the game? Stack them. You'll get a bigger payout. Link in the description. And just remember it's code clickbait.


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[Assistant] Let me interject here, because it's, if you're rigging it in this manner, Patrick Mahomes throws a football and brings down the Chinese spot. Yes, yes, it explodes. He's a great American hero on top of that.


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[Assistant] So it depends. You got skinny Batman, swole Batman, and fat Batman, right? Yeah, exactly.


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[Assistant] He's like, it's hard to read these great scripts when I'm just thinking about how good NFL officiating is right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, he is a guitar player in Bruce Springsteen's band.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think the Chiefs win by four. I think they're, they're just gonna be too hard to stop at the end of the game, like they always stupid are.


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[Assistant] If I were to script it, Justin Reed would be kicking the game winning field goal for the Chiefs. Amen. That would be the only thing I accept.


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[Assistant] Yeah, car cancel this visit with the, the Panthers.


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[Assistant] Yes. 28-24 because I said 4 points today. 48.


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[Assistant] Uh, I did a video today about Russell Wilson's charity and Michael Irvin getting...


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[Assistant] The band or something from talking to people at the Superbowl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna try and raise money for a real charity, the Alzheimer's Association during the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do if we hit the goal. Some good suggestions, but I haven't decided yet.


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[Assistant] I, some of you may not know me, it's, it's very true. I am, uh, usually posting on TikTok, so it's, it's very valid that this, uh, maybe a little bit of an older demographic may not, uh, know who I am. But, uh,


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[Assistant] Yes, I do, I do a lot of NFL analysis on, on TikTok and Twitter and, and YouTube and whatnot. And I've been doing it for a couple years now. So if you don't know who I am, that's, that's who I am.


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[Assistant] Well, I started out as a reply guy on Twitter, uh, really, and, uh, just, just following guys that I like and, and analysts that I liked and just kind of like replying to their stuff and consuming their stuff. That was back in high school.


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[Assistant] In college, I went to school for sports journalism at ASU at Cronkite, and during COVID, I


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[Assistant] Started a TikTok account where I was just posting all my football takes because on Twitter they weren't getting much traction and TikTok, you know, it has the algorithm that shows your


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[Assistant] Videos in your content to people who don't even follow you, which Twitter, I mean, I guess it kind of has now, but


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[Assistant] TikTok at the time was really where it was easy to blow up and I think a lot easier to go viral or a lot easier to get eyes on your work. So that's what I was doing. I was, I was just posting on there and I was posting Michael Thomas propaganda and, and overall I was, uh,


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[Assistant] I was posting anti Larry Fitzgerald stats, pushing whatever agendas came into my mind at the time. And, uh, that was, it got popular and here I am now.


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[Assistant] I don't know where, I don't know where they got that number, but it is, it is not real.


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[Assistant] I just did a video on him, I literally just made a video about him, and I think-


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[Assistant] I don't know, I have kind of shied away from the Packers fandom, or not shied away from it, but since I've been covering the league as a whole or doing analysis on every team, I try not to be too biased towards the Packers, although some bears fans and


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[Assistant] I'm sure other NFC North fans pick up on the fact that I do lean slightly green, so.


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[Assistant] But the one that's probably the best so far is, uh, is, is the Zach Wilson take. Oh my, I really did not like him coming out of BYU. I thought it was a total Mickey Mouse situation because in 2020 BYU, of course, the like,


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[Assistant] They, they were the one team on the west coast that was not scared of COVID, BYU, which is on brand for BYU. They did not, the Pac, the Pac 12 and all the California schools, they were scared of COVID. So none of them played like a real football season, which is also on brand for them. So you got BYU with no one to play.


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[Assistant] And so they were playing New Mexico State and like Austin Tech and just these schools that they should not have been playing. And they were Alabama in these situations, man. Zach Wilson could have held the ball for 15 seconds every single play if he wanted to. There were a bunch of contested catch.


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[Assistant] And I was just watching him, I'm like, how many of these throws are NFL situation throws? They're, they're not, they're, they're running around.


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[Assistant] With no sense of like progression and it's just freestyling and he throws up this prayer and his guy comes down with it. There was a lot of that at BYU with him.


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[Assistant] I don't think the Lakers one was, the only real COVID merchant was Zach Wilson at BYU, and I had like a...


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, it was, it was the, the last one. And there are some other good videos on that account. I said that the...


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[Assistant] The 49ers would miss the playoffs after they were in the Super Bowl in 2019, and they did. That was a video on that channel. I said, Washington would make the playoffs after they were like, went 2-15 that same year.


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[Assistant] And they did. They were terrible, but they still won that division, I think. That was like, they went 7-9.


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[Assistant] That was the bad NFC East year. So that was kind of a, you know, lucked into that one. That was a good take. And then this last year, I really thought the Rams were going to be bad. I thought they'd missed the playoffs and have a crazy Super Bowl hangover and.


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[Assistant] I was even too high on them than they ended up being, but that was a, that was a take that people were mad at me at. I said they'd have like one of the worst offensive lines in the league and just overall were very mediocre and they were.


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[Assistant] Was a little bit, I thought bro was a little bit overrated and I was really concerned about him after his rookie year. I was concerned about his ceiling cause I didn't think he had a very strong arm.


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[Assistant] His rookie year, he didn't hit any deep shots. He didn't hit a single deep shot, like nothing over 20 yards down the field and it was coming off this horrible injury. And I was like, I don't know, dude. I think they're going to be pretty terrible.


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[Assistant] They lost, like, Carl Lawson in free agency and they lost, like, William Jackson and they replaced him with, like, Trey Hendrickson and Shadovia Ouzier and I thought that was where downgrades, I thought those were not as good as the other two and they were obviously, like, a lot better. I said they'd be the second worst team in the league and then they, they went to the Super Bowl and


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, it was really bad the whole year. And then this year, I looked at all the rosters and I thought the Giants would be the worst team in the league. I was like, man, they got Daniel Jones. They have no offensive line. They have no good weapons.


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[Assistant] They have Winkle Martin Dale who just blitzes and plays man coverage on the backend and they have no corners that can hold up. And I was like, this is going to be terrible. This is going to be terrible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is not going to go well at all. And then, so I gave them the two and 15 prediction after I gave the Bengals the two and 15 prediction. And then the Giants got to the second round of the playoffs. So whatever team I predict to go two and 15, it's two years in a row that they've made like deep playoff runs. It's uh, it's bad.


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[Assistant] The magic of the 2-15 curse is that the teams like, cause the Bengals had like the 4th overall pick the year before and the Giants, like neither of these teams had good odds to win the Super Bowl, they were like bottom 5. Everyone thought they'd be bad, like the Vegas odds didn't like them. It has to be a bad team. I'm gonna predict like,


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[Assistant] Cause someone's gotta go 2 and 15. Every single year there's like a really bad team out there. No, no fan base thinks their team is going to be that team, but there's like two or three out there. So every year I've got to, I've got to, hey, maybe if, if love isn't the guy that if love is what he looks like in


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[Assistant] You know, the Chiefs game or what is, if love is what his stats say he is, then maybe.


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[Assistant] It could be something. I mean, he's the most talented guy, really. Like, you think about if this guy hits, it's, he's an absolute monster. And the guy is just a puppy, right? Like, the guy is really, really green. He only started 13 games. He's really cute. Yeah, he's adorable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that's a valid thing to feel, and obviously he needs to get better, but...


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[Assistant] You trade up that far. He reminds me a bit of Trey Lance, really.


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[Assistant] When you looked at Trey Lance at, at, um, North Dakota state, he did a lot of stuff that,


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[Assistant] Was pretty high level, like when it turns to the offense he was running, it looked a lot like an NFL offense. His mechanics were pretty good.


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[Assistant] But the accuracy wasn't quite there. He was throwing with anticipation, there was some good examples of like anticipatory throws, but the accuracy wasn't there, and the experience wasn't there, and so he came into the league a total question mark, but because he had that really high ceiling,


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[Assistant] A team took a big swing on him, the 49ers. And that could be what's happening again, you know, like the Panthers could be taking a big swing to trade up all that way. You know, CJ Stroud.


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[Assistant] Isn't, he can't be the monster that Anthony Richardson can be. And Stroud can be really good, I believe so, but he can't be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's safer. So, but if you're going to trade up all that way, maybe you want someone who can be the best quarterback in the league. And I think Anthony Richardson is really the guy with the tools to make that. I mean, he's the most athletic quarterback that we've ever seen at the combine.


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[Assistant] So I think it's possible that they take a big swing on Richardson the same way that the 49ers did with Lance, but man, you look at, you look at what Josh McCown has been saying on like the underdog fantasy podcast, where he's like, man, look at, look at how great he is. He's so great. He's so great. And at the pro day, he talked to Stroud.


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[Assistant] That's why he hit the ceiling. That's why he hit the ceiling. He was like, I gotta, I can't do what Zach Wilson did and get everyone too hyped on my pro day. I've got to make some mistakes.


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[Assistant] This interview would be a lot crazier if I was Theo Von. I can't replicate his, uh, sorry everybody.


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[Assistant] I don't know if he's the biggest, but I think one of the, the one that Pete, the first round pick that has gotten.


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[Assistant] That had the worst results in the NFL, like the sheer...


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[Assistant] And my favorite detail about Isaiah Wilson is the only snaps he ever played.


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[Assistant] We're on special teams. And if I'm remembering this right, I've watched all of his special team snaps.


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[Assistant] And he was getting bulldozed. He was like lining up to block for the field goal and was getting like run over. I can't remember if it was.


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[Assistant] If it was like the one snap he did have on the offensive line or if it was happening on the field goal attempts, but I remember just watching like six snaps that he played in his career and he was getting just run over and it was like the simplest decide. It was like the one thing, the one time he gets to play and it just looked horrible.


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[Assistant] So he played about a dozen snaps in the NFL in his whole career. He was just getting steamrolled and then he was out of the league immediately. And I think that there has never been a first round pick.


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[Assistant] That has ever gotten returns quite that bad. Maybe there's been first round picks that have underwhelmed more based on where they were taken, but I would assume that every first round pick is at least.


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[Assistant] Did something really crazy or something, but uh, I think Isaiah Wilson had the least, the first round pick with the least amount of positive returns ever.


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[Assistant] Radio Row is insane and the whole Super Bowl was insane just because


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[Assistant] There are just a lot of people with credentials, like, and there was a lot of, it was a zoo, really, and...


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[Assistant] Like, you felt like you were...


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[Assistant] Yep, and, and you have all the players on camera, they're showing their face, they're showing their personality and it's just a mundane thing and it's something that


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[Assistant] You know, that, that league has players with helmets on and...


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[Assistant] A lot of different players and offensive linemen who don't really make any highlights and yet still more the average people like


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[Assistant] No NFL players more than like any other league. It's, it's really crazy. And I think just kind of being in that whole circus made it made me realize just what a machine they are.


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[Assistant] And like Jason Kelsey trying to comprehend some, some question in Spanish that he didn't really like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you can find me online at TheoashNFL on Twitter, Theoash on TikTok if it continues to exist.


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[Assistant] And, uh, the Stay Hot podcast on, on YouTube and also Twitter and Tik Tok. And that's me and my, my good friends, Matt Spahnauer and Blayden Kirk. So the Stay Hot podcast is, is everywhere. That's the three of us. And then my own individual work is Theo Ash NFL on, uh, Tik Tok, Twitter and YouTube, I guess.


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[Assistant] Gotta lean to the Packers fan. Tom... Tom?


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[Assistant] I hope he starts, I hope he starts against an easy opponent, man. Please give us like- Like the Cowboys. I'm not playing the Cowboys this year.


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[Assistant] We want a real coach, a real coach. What do y'all think they're going to do with Jeff Saturday?


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[Assistant] Thank you. Thank you. That's quite the introduction. I appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Did anyone, who uh, did anyone go to prom in this group? Besides Scooter? We all know.


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[Assistant] Y'all wait, this super chat from Alexander says that Brandon called my workouts weak.


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[Assistant] And by transit of property, he called me weak!


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[Assistant] It's called, it's not the volume, it's the weight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. What about frankincense? Does frankincense have a color?


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[Assistant] Did you also tell him to kick that field goal in overtime? Did that work? Is that what you did, Tom?


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[Assistant] What was that play call? On fourth down. Scooter, give us your live reaction to that. Were you like, at first, were you like, oh yeaah yeaah, let's go for it? And then they went for it and then, or were you just like, are you?


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[Assistant] I have to kind of disagree. The NFC East after, or I mean the NFC, just the entire conference after the two top heavy teams, wide open, wide open. If you're four and four, if you're just one or two games under,


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[Assistant] Uh, listen, this game was such an example of what it takes to beat the Eagles, like that was the most...


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[Assistant] Just kind of a false W for the commanders. The Eagles coughed up the ball four times.


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[Assistant] They got the, the commander's got a bunch of favorable calls. Like that's what it took to beat the Eagles was a lot of bad luck and a lot of turnovers. And I just don't see that. These are the games that if you're the Eagles, you want to get out of the year.


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[Assistant] Uh, and just get them out of your system. So I saw a very good Eagles team just kind of poopy pants to the bed. I disagree though. I disagree.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they get their giants in back to back weeks sandwiched between a buy. So the way that their schedule works is the commanders play the giants, they get a buy and then they play the giants. Like what kind of crap is that? So there's, there's, there's no way that the giants can sweep that. Like there's no way you can


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[Assistant] Lose one game and have a whole week to think about it and not come back and win it. That is such turd. Who made the schedule?


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[Assistant] As long as you don't tag a G, if you don't say God in front of it, that's pretty strong.


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[Assistant] I just want to rewind to something that Scooter said, uh, for, in terms of blueprints, I don't think anybody's blueprint for winning a football game is to be down two touchdowns late in the fourth quarter.


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[Assistant] And then somehow pull that out in overtime or count on four fumbles or four egregiously bad turnovers. Like that's not a blueprint for success.


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[Assistant] You know what we didn't talk about, Tom, host of the show, was the actual name, the topic of the show.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's true. We did make all the viewers hang on.


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[Assistant] Okay, sorry. You run your show. You run your show.


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[Assistant] Sort of leaning towards McDaniels getting fired, because first, because Hackett actually has the most potential to actually right the ship, right? McDaniels has none, because now that they're at two and seven,


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[Assistant] They're talking about just comp- and he's gotten the vote of co- he's been told that no matter what he does, he's coming back next year, he is gonna just openly tank.


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[Assistant] They might not get another win for the rest or they'll get some fluke win.


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[Assistant] And then there's gonna be roster turnover next year. Like Derek Carr might not be there. It's gonna be a completely devastated and decimated roster. Like McDaniels has excuses. Hack It doesn't really have any excuses.


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[Assistant] They went out and traded for Russell Wilson. They hyped this team up. They have an offense where they supposedly had an offense. They supposedly had a defense. Hack it.


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[Assistant] Okay, injuries aside. Injuries aside, how many wins has Hack It as a coach cost you?


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[Assistant] Alright, that's a smooth segue into the next segment right there.


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[Assistant] Contacting us from the afterlife. Alright, if you've ever been on Twitter


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[Assistant] And you are a sports pontificator. You should know about an account called Old Takes Exposed where


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[Assistant] Uhm, very bad predictions, very bad takes, uhm, are retweeted out to the world moments after they are instantly wrong by one man, Fred Siegel, who is joining us today. Hey Fred, how you doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's having internet issues. So I guess we have a set of questions here that we're going to ask you. And then you also have a book coming out where that you've already released. And we'll, we'll talk about that at the end.


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[Assistant] I guess the first question is, do you specifically remember anyone you have exposed out of the three of us? And who's your favorite to expose out of time?


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[Assistant] I love what you're doing, Fred, because I see, you know, every week these pontificators


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[Assistant] They make horrible predictions or they pick against the team and no one ever holds them accountable ever. Like some guy will go, oh, for 24 for the whole year and no one ever adds and tabulates that up and says, dude, you're terrible at predictions because we just forget we're just dumb. And so I love that you call people out. Um, is there a joke?


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[Assistant] Well, Fred, thanks for coming on. We appreciate it. And I just want to request that you show none of us sympathy when we make bad jokes.


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[Assistant] This is not a PR thing where we're trying to get in your good graces. I want everyone to get it as hard as possible.


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[Assistant] I'm 40-49, Lohmann, I get the Lohmann Award. The Lohmann Trophy.


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[Assistant] So, what, what we, what we got here? Are, are we making re-re-


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[Assistant] I think Kirk, what is, what is, what is, uh, Beastie say? I mean, he made the donation.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, I think Kirk Thuggans is the thing. There's also this thing that he wants, he wants, uh, Purna to dress up like as an emo kid. With the makeup and everything.


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[Assistant] Yes. We don't want to interrupt Andrew's people the whole way. Kirk Felgins has an entire episode. That's worth it.


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[Assistant] Cool. Yeah, that must be included.


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[Assistant] Oh, me? Oh, I've got a Josh McDaniels video, Buyers Remorse, Josh McDaniels coming out right after this. Right after this show.


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[Assistant] Right to our bomb, right? There's no other reason to say it. I mean, if we want to go to Nudist Colony, let's do it.


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[Assistant] Kemper's, Kemper's gone. I think what's happening is they're gonna try and save up money to sign the Chushkin. I think that's what they're going after. Okay. Give it to us, baby.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so what ends up happening is she ends up using like it on the top, and by that point I'm just like, just, just shave it, whatever. So, I just did like, you know, buzz cut, it'll grow back. So.


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[Assistant] Eh, I mean like, I don't mind it. It's like, it's still- You look good. It's like I can pull off with the head style. Certain ha- head styles can't pull off bald.


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[Assistant] Maybe they won't fire their offensive coordinator for not running the ball enough when Christian McCaffrey was injured. That could work too. Just keep pounding.


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[Assistant] Lovely. And you also have to remember, they, uh, extended Sam Darnold's fifth year option before he played a single game. Which was beautiful because it backfired after like three games.


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[Assistant] He's got slightly above value that Case Keenum got. Keenum got a seventh. Baker Mayfield got a conditional fifth. And Cleveland had to retain a good chunk of a salad.


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[Assistant] I didn't like the pick. We both laughed. Shreya and I laughed our butts off. He gave me Ryan Lee vibes. I mean, he's okay, but like, I thought like, to be fair, I thought Josh Rosen was the most NFL ready QB, so stick that with a grain of salt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, his rookie season was horrible. Yeah, like I called him a glorified running back because he was. I mean, he cost them that game against the Texans. I mean, great for him that he was able to develop, but I had severe doubts about him.


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[Assistant] As QB. I think we're all missing the real point. I'd rather have Mike White.


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[Assistant] I think what I'm trying to decipher from this is he's looking at


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[Assistant] The NFC North opponents. Lions, the Vikings, and especially Chicago. And that eye represents Aaron Rodgers owning every single one of them.


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[Assistant] The lions aren't even on there, as are actually the vikings and the bears. The bears are just sitting there solemnly on the right, just thinking, oh god, life ends, I'm just...


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[Assistant] How can they ruin Soldier Field more? They already botched it with the 2003 renovation.


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[Assistant] So I made it like a classic exterior with some egg shaped dome and now they want to make like a dome on top of it and keep the exterior away from it. Like what's it going to be? Is it going to be like one of those old gothic cathedrals with like the


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[Assistant] Big spires on the top or is it going to be futuristic or are we just like throwing everything in the idea so we can say it's like art or something? Easy.


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[Assistant] What if the snow forces that roof to collapse? No, it's too strong. Too strong.


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[Assistant] He would literally reach in front of your screen and just start.


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[Assistant] And it don't because the Vikings are spineless and they kill thousands of birds every year. So you know what? They're bringing back to society.


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[Assistant] If there's any positive about the Chicago Bears situation, you can at least use the skeletal remains of Justin Fields to help that foundation.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, I'd say, I'd say, uh, maybe you can find a piece of land somewhere, and then just bury them in the concrete.


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[Assistant] Very excited. He had a good year that year though.


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[Assistant] No Florida State. Interesting. That is very interesting. Figured Florida State and Miami would work well in the SEC.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's about the same. Once you started real, uh, like putting the money out in public, I think it just, what is that?


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[Assistant] So your biggest prospects right now, Shane Wright, he's been one of your top guys for the last three years. Franchise College Center. He's a center. So he'll probably be really good. Like he'll be the saver for Montreal. There are a couple other guys, Logan Cooley, Pittsburgh Legend.


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[Assistant] Pittsburgh alumni potentially probably going second or third overall. He's a center too as well. So I think he was playing in the national NTDP, the national team development program of the U S.


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[Assistant] Of the USHL. Uri Slavkovski. He's a winger. He's gonna be out of Slovakia. Really strong player as well. A lot of upside, you know.


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[Assistant] No, actually, it's not affiliated because it's sponsored by the U.S. Olympic team. So they have, they play, I believe in the USHL, which is like a, a junior league, a college prep league.


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[Assistant] So they play there and then they have like an under 18 team and under 16 team.


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[Assistant] NBA, but the difference is now they have two lottery picks instead of four.


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[Assistant] wins the lottery. They don't actually get the first or second pick. They only can move up a max of 10 spots. So a team that is like,


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[Assistant] The best a team can do, I believe, is 11th or 10th, and then they win the lottery, they move up to first or second.


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[Assistant] Okay, and how many rounds? Seven rounds.


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[Assistant] Okay. So seven rounds, 30 picks. There are a lot of guys that fall through the cracks because it's tougher to develop for hockey. Ooh, Sandra. That's history. That's what the Raiders do. They make that history.


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[Assistant] Who was the previous president? Well, the previous president, like three guys resigned last year due to alleged tax issues. Tax issues? Yep.


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[Assistant] I don't know about that. They may just settle for PF Changs and Hooters.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think you're even getting that for Kat and Anthony Edwards. No.


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[Assistant] I was looking to do one on the 2021 Raiders, but the Baker Mayfield stuff came up. It's like, I gotta pivot. Pivot!


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[Assistant] Tom, is this true? Why Russell Wilson's hated so much? What's your take on it? I think there's a litany of things.


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[Assistant] Yes, it's because they're losing and it just makes everything worse. And Perna and I talked about this yesterday on GPS, like if the Broncos were winning...


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[Assistant] Like you'd be like, okay, like whatever, like he's just a weird dude, like who cares? But it's now like, you've made fun of him for that, but now the fact that he's losing, you could just like pile on him even more. So like every, like I think that birthday story's like stupid.


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[Assistant] I think he's definitely top five right now for most hated, and I think that these past two years.


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[Assistant] I have not helped because like, listen, every successful QB is going to get hated on, right? Because they're good. You saw it with Brady. You saw it with Wilson at a time. You see it with Mahomes. I feel like Mahomes is a little lesser. It's more the people around him that people hate, but you see it with Mahomes. Like you'll see it with Josh Allen every now and then. But Rogers was really good.


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[Assistant] For a really long time. And then the pandemic stuff happened too.


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[Assistant] And then like personal stuff got leaked. And so like it kind of just all swirls. And now you, I mean, you do have Packers fans who straight up just want to move on from him. I mean, his contract is not going to be team friendly in the years to come. We're still going to be paying him when he's no longer on the team.


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[Assistant] So like I'd say he's definitely top 5. I don't know if he's the most hated cause like Tom Brady still exists and there are a lot of people who hate them.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm just happy that Patrick Peterson does have Kyla Marie's phone number because I know previous teammates of one Russell Wilson don't even have his phone number. So the fact that he's being that open.


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[Assistant] And it really just speaks to his character. And maybe the reason why people didn't show up to Russell Wilson's birthday, they didn't have his address. Maybe they didn't know his phone number, they just didn't get that information. Just saying.


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[Assistant] Well, I feel like he also reaches beyond the sport of football to be hated. And rightfully so. So like, there's like, within rights, so people cannot like a certain player because like, they beat them all the time, or like, personality, what have you.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tom, did you have anything to add? No, like that, Tom like actually brings up a good point. I am very curious to see how like broadcasters are going to approach that game.


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[Assistant] Number one right now is Jalen Hurts, uh, cause that's just what it is. Then Dak, then it's the Heine, and then Daniel Jones.


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[Assistant] I'd say like right now you're looking at Rogers, but I think overall it's gonna be Watson and I think you're gonna start to see that shoot up again once he starts to play. Cause like he's kinda been...


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[Assistant] It was like, okay, he's coming back week 13. So he kind of was just like in the background and now like he's going to be in the forefront again. Yeah. I feel like it's awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he goes to the Bills or the Cowboys. I think he's more needed on the Cowboys though. The Bills, I don't really think, they don't need to have him. Like, it'd be good because I think he's a good player, but like, I think he would benefit the most from the Cowboys because guys like CD Lam would also benefit.


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[Assistant] I got the, uh, I got the Bills winning this one. Uhm, the defense of the Patriots didn't really impress me on Thanksgiving. Uhm, I thought that they were better than that.


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[Assistant] And I think while the Bills are definitely going through some struggles, Von Miller being put on IR, so he's going to be out for at least four weeks, uh, today. And that was actually smarter than to do because like this week counts as a game. So, you know, they only have to wait three more now, but yeah, no, I think the Bills should win this game unless Mack Jones only throws it three times again. That's fair.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I'm streaming tonight, 8 o'clock, be there. I put out a short today too. Oh, by the way, Scooter.


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[Assistant] No regards, welcome back to Clickbait.


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[Assistant] Sports. It is Thursday, August 11th. I am finally back after two weeks in the desert!


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[Assistant] They put me in a tent, they gave me ayahuasca, and they made me sweat, and I saw visions.


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[Assistant] Sometimes people, like you work a lot and then you need to take time off so that you can recharge.


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[Assistant] Many hours in a small rental jeep and we nearly almost killed each other by the end of.


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[Assistant] I felt like the Forrest Gump of rocks, because I was like, there's a red rock, there's a, there's a gray rock, there's tan rocks, and then, and then, and then there were some rocks that were flat, and there were some rocks that were, like, I felt like Bubba Gum shrimp. Speaking of red rocks, did you see Jesus perform there?


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[Assistant] He would intro Jesus, but then they would have Creed do a set, at least.


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[Assistant] Maybe Lauren Daigle doesn't say it. Alright, let's talk about the agenda.


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[Assistant] Real ones know who Lauren Daigle is. Alright, uh, real ones need to know about Dan Campbell. Okay, have y'all been paying attention to the sound bites, the little clips, have you even, do y'all have like, what is it, you have to have HBO or something? HBO Max.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you have the HBO Max. Have y'all watched Click, or, uh, Card Knocks at all?


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[Assistant] Yes. Yes. I watched it last night. Break it down for us that are too poor to afford HBO Max. Like, what is Dan Camp? Like, is he really the greatest thing ever?


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[Assistant] Brandon, what are your thoughts on Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions?


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[Assistant] My question before we get into the clip is, do they address the retirement of John Penasini at all? In, I just had to say John Penasini.


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[Assistant] I only have one cheek, and I'm afraid of Dan Campbell.


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[Assistant] I like the D's nuts, by the way. Dan Campbell showing his likability because he dropped a good ol' GOTTEM!


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[Assistant] Alright, there was another thing. Rookie Aiden Hutchinson sang Billie Jean and I have that.


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[Assistant] Come on, you know Brandon has no balls. So listen, idea for a punishment is one of us having to recreate the bad dance. I would think Brandon, you would have to do the whole, I'm bad, I'm bad at singing.


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[Assistant] Why do they do that? Why do they have the joint practices? They know they're gonna fight. It's like Jerry Springer when they release somebody from the cage from the back and they run out to the stage. They're like, let's practice together and fight each other.


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[Assistant] But, we'll find somebody to scrimmage, okay? I'm not sure if Pat can handle my... We can scrimmage Jumboy Media, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, we'll scrimmage them in baseball.


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[Assistant] Right. Another fun topic. This is going to be a source of a lot of material for today.


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown busting out this. Uh, Tom, can you read this for me and just kinda, you can, you can mute yourself when you say grrr, but uhm, go ahead and read it out loud.


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[Assistant] I would like a dramatic, I would like like a Shakespearean level reading of this.


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[Assistant] That was poetry right there.


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[Assistant] He's basically, so someone paraphrased, like, r-


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[Assistant] Personified him and then he basically said it by retweeting it. Is that what we're doing here?


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[Assistant] Do you think of Creed as the opening act for Jesus? Like, they're like, hey, we've got some flour here. Can you do your magic?


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[Assistant] And turn that into some cocaine.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. My performance art through the NFL. Yes. Uhm, I just, I just wonder what his next step is. What his next thing is. I don't. Okay. Let's talk about some actual football here. Lamar Jackson.


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[Assistant] Possibly getting a mega extension. What do you guys think he is gonna get paid? Do you think he's gonna get more money than say, Patty Mahown?


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[Assistant] Freaking, uhm, Deshaun Watson, 230 million guaranteed. I did not assault a single person, so I would like double that, please.


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[Assistant] You know, the contracts in baseball are fully guaranteed. Like, so I think that that trend is coming to the NFL. I think that's what they fought for. I think that's what...


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[Assistant] The, their sacrifice with the players, you know, with the collective bargaining agreement was all about. I think that yeah, I think.


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[Assistant] More and more players are going to get 90, 100. Deshaun Watson, for as terrible a person as he did, set a good precedent for players now.


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[Assistant] Right. If you got to figure out when the cut year, when the option year, I honestly think that Lamar Jackson will get 50 million a year. I think that's, that's probably what he deserves.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You know, if Patty Mahomes is playing in year 10,


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[Assistant] You should take Tumeric and Resveratrol and that might help you, by the way.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'd take Resveratrol. Okay, try Tumeric. And then...


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[Assistant] Stop letting Tom peg you before bed. We didn't get a chance to!


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[Assistant] So, I'll check. Look, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.


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[Assistant] Probably is. Uh, do you, does your bladder empty properly? I'm, I'm, I hope Scooter is safe out there and he's having a good time and, uh, that he'll come back with some amazing stories. I watched his little mini blog today.


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[Assistant] And apparently he had to learn French in like 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] Yes, like remember, if y'all don't remember this because you're not old enough, uh, President Reagan


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[Assistant] And so they showed the inside of President Reagan's colon live on national TV. And they were just up in there. I was like, I'm like 10 years old just watching this. I was like, we don't need to see that. I don't need to see our president's


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[Assistant] Literal asshole on national television.


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[Assistant] As we're stalling here, Adam Shaheen was traded to the Texans. He fails.


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[Assistant] Oh, but it was multiple picks. It was like a seventh and a fifth. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I always wonder, like, why guys fail the physical. Like, what did they not- like, what causes you to fail a physical? Inj- being injured.


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[Assistant] His prostate is not the size of a lemon.


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[Assistant] Signed to fill in for Makai Becton. Is Makai Becton? He's out for the year.


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[Assistant] I did want Beckton, but now I think the Giants training staff could have done so much better than the Giants. No, I think the problem is yeaah, it's unfortunate that he gets hurt. But remember Trent Williams used to get hurt a lot and then the last two years he's been on the field and he's been an absolute


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[Assistant] So, you just never know with some athletes. Yeah, he might come back next year and be fine.


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[Assistant] We need a player that embodies that. Who is a player that had all the potential in the world and just kept


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[Assistant] He odin'd his career. He winced. He winced.


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[Assistant] That's true. But RG3, a little bit had to do with his sort of hero complex and not willing to, you know, slide when he should've, you know. I thought that was Janahan.


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[Assistant] Yep, and he paved the way for Davis Mills. He let, uh, Baker Mayfield take over for him. Justin, he was Justin Herbert's understudy. Yeah, I did a whole video on it.


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, he paved the way for the ghost.


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[Assistant] He does have a Superball ring, something Dan Marino. Uh, did you guys see Will's videos almost at 100k views? I saw that. What the hell, man?


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[Assistant] Romo got broken out of the league for sure.


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[Assistant] Uh, James White announces his retirement. He was very productive for a long time. Of course he scored the Super Bowl MVP.


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[Assistant] Or LeGarret Blunt would touch down Vulture, like he would just, they'd bring him in on the two, cause they don't trust James White to get across. Dude!


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[Assistant] That's right, he should have won. Yes, he should have won. But I believe Brady gave him the Tahoe.


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[Assistant] Just because he didn't need it. Because Tom Brady was like, here, I don't need this Chevy Tahoe for the third time.


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[Assistant] Everyone's saying, everyone's saying the audio is lagging. Yeah, but whatever. It'll fix, come over to my stream.


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[Assistant] Uh, who did you say, Brandon? Cause I was paying attention to the- Howard Griffiths, fullback for the-


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[Assistant] No, no, no, just a player that you always thought that, you know, you just loved but wasn't as celebrated.


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[Assistant] Have you seen his back? I'm sure he gets extended all the time.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, I did a whole video on that. Edelman should have won MVP in one of the, uh,


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[Assistant] Yes, Super Bowls. 51 probably.


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[Assistant] Memorize, like, some weird poem, some complicated poem now, because you're not paying attention to the screen. We're gonna have to make a new book report.


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[Assistant] Uh, last little item from camp that we have is the cowboys are trying out a bunch of kickers, so they brought Brett Maher back, I think. Uhm, I wish, uhm.


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[Assistant] Scooter was here to expunge on it, but uh, looks like it's gonna be an ugly kicking situation, and it would be very funny if the Cowboys say their entire season comes down to kicking. That would be funny. Who are the kickers?


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[Assistant] And then... Bill Maher's brother. Bill Maher's brother. He says a lot of dumb things.


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[Assistant] Cole Murphy, who was just in the USFL.


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[Assistant] And, oh, they just added a fourth guy, JJ Molson. He of the Molson beer.


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[Assistant] Wait, ah, you're hilarious. Have you guys been watching Hard Knocks?


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[Assistant] Guys, breaking news, the Cowboys are bringing a fourth kicker, J.J. Molson.


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[Assistant] That's JJ Moles. Alright, we will end the show.


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[Assistant] I mean yeaah, I get the email, it's scheduled, it comes in like every Tuesday or whatever and I'm just like, oh there's Brandon's penis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or nobody wanted to tackle him recently with his driving or whatever right? Didn't he just get in trouble?


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[Assistant] Alright, apparently Tom Grossi is a joke thief.


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[Assistant] Nah, he's just quicker than me. Alright, we're making fun of the Bears for a little bit in the chat, apparently, because Roquan Smith wants to trade. How many wins for the Bears this season?


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[Assistant] I'm going to start the bidding at four. Four wins.


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[Assistant] That'd be a fun episode. I don't know, we have to come up with some criteria.


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[Assistant] For sure. If you played for five years, like Daniel Jones is approaching that tear. Like if you're just bad and a loser for a prolonged period of time, you weren't good.


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[Assistant] Speaking of Daniel Jones, there is some football tonight. What are the two games?


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[Assistant] Yes, the Giants are playing the Patriots in a rematch of Superbowl 46 and 42.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. And then the Titans are playing the Ravens in a rematch of some playoff game that happened like... 2020? 2019? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because to me, like, one whole preseason game is wasted. Like, the last, the week three preseason game is all the guys are gonna cut, basically, and they're just like, have your last hurrah, have a good time.


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[Assistant] I disagree. I think it should be only two preseason games. And the other thing with the Hall of Fame game, like if you play in the Hall of Fame game, you should not have to play the traditional play. Like it's stupid. I did the math. No team that's ever appeared in the Hall of Fame game has ever even made the Super Bowl. Woah, that's nice.


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[Assistant] It's a curse. It is a curse. It should be the curse of the Hall of Fame game. The Canton curse. You are lame. Same. I think there should be two Super Bowls.


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[Assistant] There should be two Super Bowls so that my team would have a chance at winning neither of them.


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[Assistant] You're going for the joint practices. And the game, yea. And the game.


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[Assistant] To three whole wins or something. I don't even remember. Patchhammer was terrible. So you're pooping a lot, Perna?


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[Assistant] Yeah, how's those bowels? Are you pooping a lot?


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[Assistant] Yes, I wanna talk more about Brandon's butt and possibly- Oh, I thought you saw a lot of it when you went to Denver. That's getting clipped. Okay. Okay. Alright.


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[Assistant] I could see Brandon dancing in the club when he was like 20 something.


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[Assistant] I got $7, so I'm not winning today.


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[Assistant] Should we do that or tree?


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[Assistant] Hmm. Tree needs to get punished for not... I mean, it's been a while. I mean, I was due. The Gettysburg address is actually really short.


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[Assistant] Should he have to sing Billie Jean? We already did that last night on, uh, the Dumpster Fire. So, but we, I think he should have to sing and dance Billie Jean. That might be an appropriate one.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's it. Yes, you have to order the Shakespeare con- costume like I did. Yes, with the skull and the wig like I did. We will recreate this, but it's an AB song. The lyrics to it.


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[Assistant] Are we agreeing? Put the palms in. Put the fists in. Very well. Very well. Put the fists in. There we go. Alright.


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[Assistant] Oh, you should have to sing the Let's Go Bengals theme song. That's cruel and unusual.


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[Assistant] Uh huh, he's not paying attention now. I'm looking up costumes. You guys have anything coming out? You guys, Tom, you have any videos coming out?


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[Assistant] I've got, uhm, a video, maybe tonight, if I can get through this edit, of...


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[Assistant] At the top two, seriously, you're gonna, it's gonna blow your mind who they are.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah. We might have to find a guest, but apparently it's hard to find a guest.


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[Assistant] Well, let me begin by saying...


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[Assistant] I was scared because I knew the Eagles fans were adamantly waiting, they had preloaded the tweets, the text messages were about to start incoming, my life was about to become worse.


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[Assistant] We're still able to get first place. I don't know how else to say it. We might still get first place in the NFC East. The Eagles drop one game.


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[Assistant] We beat them Christmas Eve. So we'll see! But, uh...


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[Assistant] At the time, I was watching with my girlfriend and she said, no, don't be mad at Turpin. Don't be mean to Turpin. I said, no, this is what can happen off of a multiply. The Texans almost beat us. I digress.


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[Assistant] That's the thing though, I don't even think it was any exposure. It's just like,


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[Assistant] Maybe they won't do that in the playoffs. Maybe they won't. It would have been disastrous had we lost that game. Here's the thing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Eagles fans are hypocritical because when the Eagles struggle and barely beat the Colts,


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, it's because they're such a good team, right? When the Eagles struggle and are down to the Jaguars and they come back, oh, it's because they're a good team.


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[Assistant] But if the Cowboys struggle and we come back, oh, it's because we suck.


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[Assistant] So many teams the evil have struggled against, but they've come back and won and they are praised for this. But now we struggle one game, not multiple games, we struggle one game, we don't get that same praise.


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[Assistant] The only thing I'm worried about is injuries right now. That's what we're just trying to get through the season with as few injuries as possible because we already are missing Anthony Brown for the rest of the season. He's done.


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[Assistant] Okay. And so now as so we digs was almost injured in that game. So it's like now it's just make it to the end of the year healthy. And if we can do that, I don't care who we're playing. I don't care if we're playing Eagles in Philly. We have a chance of winning.


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[Assistant] I don't care who we're playing in the NFC East, the Cowboys can beat them, which is why we are winning.


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[Assistant] The Super Bowl this year and when we do, the amount of content that will be produced will be wild. Just prepare. That's all I'm saying. Get ready now. I'm starting the Super Bowl edit.


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[Assistant] Y'all can beat the Eagles. Have faith in your team. They need.


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[Assistant] I don't think the Steelers are more irrelevant than the Broncos currently because at least everyone is


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[Assistant] It was like 2001, 2002, and I think it was Cordell Stewart.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was slash, uh, in his rookie year he was a runner, slash receiver, slash quarterback, and he punted once too. Bro, Wardell Stewart was raw. This man was goaded back in the day.


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[Assistant] This was actually from auctionofchampions.com. I was able to get this jersey.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking of potentially, cause I do have two of these, I'm thinking of.


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[Assistant] Just giving this away to a subscriber or something, like a giveaway. We'll see!


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[Assistant] Can we get another category for bad stock down? Just in case we don't want to sell them. Like just one more in between.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go with the same strategy Five is using. It doesn't matter who you are. If you're the backup quarterback, Kyler Murray just went down. Uh, the backup is Colt. Colt McCoy. Colt McCoy.


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[Assistant] Just by default, you're the backup, stock is up because it's an unknown. And so I'm very interested to see


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[Assistant] I don't even know what the name of the team was during that time. Washington. Uh, but yeah, I will take Colt McCoy. I think Colt McCoy has been a competent backup and could be a competent starter. Let's see how it plays out. Safe stock back.


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[Assistant] Uhm, relative traditional stock. It's like Heinz for a long time.


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[Assistant] Losers don't sit in bed doing the text all day. Come on. That's what he does.


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[Assistant] This is the most interesting week, I think.


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[Assistant] Not just Huntley, it could be Anthony Brown.


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[Assistant] Three people, three QBs who I could see winning the MVP this year. Josh Allen's one of them. Depending on how these last couple of games play out.


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[Assistant] Pending what happens to Jalen Hurts these last couple games. Pending what happens to Mahomes these last couple games. So we'll just go Josh Allen. He's a candidate. MVP candidate.


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[Assistant] What is your reasoning on putting Daniel Jones in Cell? Let's hear it.


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[Assistant] That's the thing though, he's starting caliber, but he's just like he is what he is. I wouldn't call him like a total bust. He's just- I didn't say bust, I said sell.


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[Assistant] Hello, it's Taco! I like Daniel Jones, man. I think he's an athletic QB who is utilized properly. Of course you love him. He's caused a lot of problems in the league.


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[Assistant] But he needs to be put in a situation where his athleticism is used to his benefit. They still got this man dropping back like a normal QB, passing like a normal QB. He's not a normal QB. He is an athletic QB and he needs to be utilized as such. Are you going to get that with New York play calling? I'm not so sure.


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[Assistant] Well, pick a QB. I know for my QB, I know I'm going for a certain individual for the New York Jets. I'm not talking the MILF man. He's going to MILF Island to go and try and screw moms. But there is a real mother effer-


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[Assistant] He is a legend of legends and I will hear no excuses. He could be like this and he will still throw for 300 yards. So help me God.


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[Assistant] I will agree with that on account that he was a former Dallas Cowboys draft pick, so I'm with you, Tree.


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[Assistant] I always acknowledge Jalen Hurts. Like I, and I'll say this now, Jalen Hurts is an MVP candidate player. I like Jalen Hurts. I dislike the team that he plays for. These things happen in life. You have to learn to deal with them.


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[Assistant] I will never forgive you guys for trying to make Jalen Hurts into a receiver. Do you guys remember that? Like that was not that long ago. No one was thinking of Jalen Hurts even as a QB. So he's definitely come a long way.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go with the last MVP candidate. Put him up there. Mahomes, absolutely not.


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[Assistant] I asked that, uh, MVP is a deep, is a QB award. Uh, I'm not really sure if or when a defensive player will ever win this award again. Feels like they reserve that the defensive player is just defensive player of the year and that's as close to MVP as you'll get.


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[Assistant] Mike has kind of underperformed these last couple of games. He needs to have six sat games to end out the year. Then we can talk, but.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't say that bad, I'd say like four.


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[Assistant] But there's another legend that is growing in our midst.


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[Assistant] And he's got balls of brass and steel. His name, and I'm gonna say quietly to everyone in the chat. Beck? Beck!


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[Assistant] I'm with you. He's rated a 59 in Madden right now. I'm with you on this one too. Boost that up to at least 70 for now. 75.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's, let's go stock up Justin Herbert. Look.


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[Assistant] Social media quarter. We saw, oh yes, shout out to the social media QB. We saw the head to head battle. We saw the results. Okay. Herbert, greater than Tua.


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[Assistant] The victor was Herbert, so stock up for Herbert. I'm gonna be honest with you. I think you should be an MVP because at that rate, he is the only reason the charges are relevant. He has been balling these past few weeks.


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[Assistant] His, his offensive playbook is nothing but screens to just Austin Axler and Kurt. It's bad. He's the only reason they're relevant. You know what? Let's move him up to Geno Smith level. Let's put him up Geno Smith level.


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[Assistant] That's the problem. It's like, I like Derek Carr. I think he's not the main problem of the Raiders, but it's just to the point where it's like, okay, I think the Raiders want to go in a different direction.


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[Assistant] I think that's emotion. I think, as I said, I like Derek Carr. I think it's just to the point where it's like, okay, I think the


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[Assistant] I think he's a quality backup. I think he's a quality backup. I'm with you five and I'm actually, I want to be on record of saying, I want to see what Sam.


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[Assistant] What Sam Howell can do, like the, their third string quarterback, because just watching some film of this guy, he lit it up in pre-season, he lit it up at some other, uh, practice and training camps, so.


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[Assistant] So Tyler, Taylor Heinecke might get some more weapons for potentially a QB you already have on the roster.


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[Assistant] If we're talking about Cell, go ahead and put Aaron Rodgers up there. This man is coming back next year for 9,000 million dollars. Uh, listen, we are in the twilight of the twilight of this man's career.


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[Assistant] He literally is coming back for so much money. Uh, and so to be doing that...


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[Assistant] And you know, they don't have that much talent around for him to get the ball to. It just seems like it's time for a reset for the Packers, which they're not going to get because he is going to come back next year. So Tom, I don't know how you feel about this, but feel free to weigh in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was four and one, and then you look at the scoring differential with Dak versus with.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm going to go with the old horse, Matt Ryan.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, he's in the twilight of his career. He's a deep cell. He has the most fumbles, interceptions, the most like sacks. I mean, most of that's on his line too, but it's just like, it's the end and it's just, it sucks. I like Matt Ryan. I mean, he should have a ring, but it's just, it's not working and it's a shame.


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[Assistant] David Smills, he's the kind of guy who's going to start a game in 2029 and we'll be like, Oh yeah, that guy's still in the league. He's that kind of guy. You know what I will say though? I will say Jeff Driscoll stock up. He came in, he came in and that's what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about, the Giants need to do. They need to run the same packages that Jeff Driscoll was running.


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[Assistant] Those are what, uh, the Giants need to be doing.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, if you look at his stats, last game, 400 yards, this man was lighting it up. I'm just saying. Hey look, it's either a Geno Smith.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll take the Steelers' quarterbacks. There's technically two of them there. It depends who plays. If it's Kenny Pickett, stock's trending up. He's been relatively efficient with the football. He's been solid with his play. He's limited the turnovers. He's thrown some really nice balls. He's starting to see the field well. But if we're talking Mitch Trubisky, sell that shit. Sell that shit now.


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[Assistant] It's gonna end up for all of us. That's probably what's gonna end up happening in this BS. I'm just saying. Hey, I stand behind my first video. My first video was heat.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well, the problem is, and I'm gonna say this, you try to do the rhyme, but the beat in your ear kinda messes with your flow. I would say you nailed that.


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[Assistant] My first video was like a while ago. It's archived on a different channel. Like it's just, it's, it's weird. Oh, is it the last stand? No, no, it's, it's a different one. It's, I got a documentary that I made in college. It's hot fire. I'll stand by my first. Wow.


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[Assistant] I got some, uh, travels coming. Is this a travel video on the way? Some more YouTube shorts. We're getting into YouTube shorts now with the girlfriend. Be on the lookout.


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[Assistant] Well, I've really sports I've got to figure out my I might do a broncos bit.


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[Assistant] I thought you had it up, I put it on Twitter. I know you put it in Twitter, but, uh, I can't download it.


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[Assistant] That's right. They said, what's the greatest show on the internet that's also about sports? And after 700 phone calls later, they finally got to clickbait. Draft Knight is here.


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[Assistant] Link in the description. Do it. Love it. Live it. Dream it. And then make your picks.


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[Assistant] You know, the fact that Ian Rappaport doesn't know all of our names, really, can he call himself a journalist?


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[Assistant] Everybody should know who's watching that, uh, Subway paid Scooter Magruder two million dollars to go to the draft.


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[Assistant] The Last Supper. That's a great name for a strip club. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like if you could go into confession right after the strip club to wash away the guilt you feel and the sins, boom.


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[Assistant] Why don't we try to test our draft knowledge? And I found a quiz. We have eight minutes to complete said quiz.


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[Assistant] Basically, there's gonna be a topic and we gotta try to fill out as much of it as we can. Uhm, I think if we work together, we can actually surprise some people. Oh, so we're screwed. Uhm, NFL first round QBs.


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[Assistant] I love all of the bullshit on the screen for these.


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[Assistant] Oh, you said the f-bomb. Okay, so the way this works too is...


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[Assistant] Once I hit play quiz, I gotta just type in names. And you don't have to go in order. We just gotta try to fill out as much as we can in eight minutes.


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[Assistant] Uh, really good that I'm typing because I'm the worst typer here.


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[Assistant] I will listen to what you're shouting at me or whatever. Let's just see what happens here.


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[Assistant] I'll start with Trevor Lawrence because he did go number one. Alright, these are easy. Alright, Trevor Lawrence.


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[Assistant] First round QBs? Let's do it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Jake Locker. Suck for luck. Yep.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, Maddox, Tommy Maddox. Tommy Maddox, yep, Tommy Maddox.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're gonna do another quiz, cause these are fun.


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[Assistant] You'd have lost your money if you predicted us going all the way.


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[Assistant] You can bet on the draft at Draft Kings. The name is in the name. Draft Kings. Kings.


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[Assistant] Draft Prop Bets. Thursday night, 32 men are gonna have their lives changed when Roger Goodell calls their name in Vegas.


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[Assistant] And before these guys are selected by their teams, you can place bets on who goes where. First overall pick. Pick 10. First QB off the board. Mr. Irrelevant. Really the props are unlimited. There is a limit at some point. You can't have unlimited options. That would be insane.


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[Assistant] But DraftKings also, for all customers, has


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[Assistant] Free to play pools even if DraftKings isn't available in your part of the country quite yet!


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[Assistant] Free to play pools are easy to play. Just download the DraftKings app, go to pools and choose from a wide variety of free contests for an opportunity to win prizes. DraftKings will be hosting a DraftKnight specific pool with questions ranging from who will be picked before whom all the way do you think


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[Assistant] To if you think your team will trade a pick in the first round. So...


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[Assistant] Do it. All you gotta do is use code clickity-baity. But it's actually just, it's clickbait. That might be.


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[Assistant] Brandon, how are you feeling about the nuggets? I feel good about the bucks.


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[Assistant] The Nuggets, uh, have the greatest player on Earth in Nikola Jokic, and their two other best players were injured.


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[Assistant] Weren't able to get back in time for the playoffs in, uh, Jamal Murray and MPJ. So.


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[Assistant] It sucks that they got bounced. They had, they went against the Warriors. Not a good matchup. If they were healthy, I think they win.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember Donald Brown, but Michael Bennett, he didn't last.


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[Assistant] Raelynn Edwards, nice. Raelynn Edwards.


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[Assistant] Oh! Meachum! A.M. A.M. Oh my god. Spell it the way I want you to, Robert. No! Meachum!


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[Assistant] What if, no, we should have, we should make Tom do a, uh, a fan reacts to a hockey game. One minute video.


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[Assistant] A hockey game of Adam and Tree's Choosing.


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[Assistant] So he's gotta watch an entire hockey game? He's gotta watch the hockey game and do a fan react of it.


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[Assistant] That they would work it out? That Lamar Jackson would be a raven?


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[Assistant] That they would figure it out, that it would be idiotic for there to be any other option. There are soundbite after soundbite on this show, on my show, on, in my videos of me saying that over and over again, and I just want my just desserts or just desserts for dinner, whatever, for calling that


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[Assistant] The other thing I'll just add this little footnote is he actually does make more money because he didn't have to pay an agent.


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[Assistant] Nobody is sucking off of his contract teat. Very smart. 3% more. Roughly.


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[Assistant] Real quick, I know we want to segue to some punishments and other stuff.


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[Assistant] With Aaron Rodgers gone and Lamar not coming to an NFC team, who is the best quarterback in the NFC today?


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[Assistant] You don't think that ultimately Jarrah has final say?


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[Assistant] I think the Giants stay modest. They just take the best wide receiver available.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, we'll see from there, but I think the first round is gonna be filled with more drama than you're usually expecting. Not in terms of which names in the order, just more of who's shuffling deck chair.


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[Assistant] Me actually making the calendar, I just put together a montage and a big thanks to Big Hurt Rocks, Brent Henderson for putting this, these pictures together. So here it is.


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[Assistant] What? No, that's the wrong one. Hold on. That was the preview. My bad. That got copyrighted? No, no, that was not.


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[Assistant] Uh, where is it? Here it is. Why don't you just use something from YouTube?


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[Assistant] Oh no no no, I put it in the wrong one, now I gotta upload it.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Like, no one's as in shape as you, Brandon. So, you know. Oh, that's fair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's smart. Makes sense. Uh huh. Are any of us invited? Probably not. Alright.


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[Assistant] No, you, I just showed my shirtless body.


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[Assistant] To, and my grinder profile to 5, 5,500 people. So I'm just saying. It is hot.


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[Assistant] But this is. Oh, hold on. Can we get a picture of Tom Brady on the overlay while you read this and that maybe will help.


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[Assistant] We're done. We're done. We're finished.


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[Assistant] Can AI rewrite the 2011 National Championship game so that the Auburn Tigers win and not lose to Florida State? Can we do that?


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[Assistant] I think if that's the time period, then 20% of girlfriends will be AI.


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[Assistant] Best wide receiver available. And what pick? What pick are you guys? We're not til 25, so it's gonna be late. So I really don't think you can mess up the 25th pick overall.


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[Assistant] I don't know, they messed up. They did when they did DeAndre Baker. So I, I don't know, but they'll probably, I say wide receiver, but they'll do something like take a corner. And who would you want? Who would you want?


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[Assistant] There's no one specific that I want. There's that dude out of USC maybe, but that's it. Jackson Smith in Jigba? He won't be available by then, so.


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[Assistant] $34 that will buy my twisted tees tonight. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Should he have to dress as the wolf, the chief's mascot wolf? And then rob a bank. And then rob a bank.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what's with the obsession with the Pokemons? Come on, Tom!


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[Assistant] And when it's all said and done, we're gonna run through each one on the show.


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[Assistant] I think he is arguably the greatest tight end in NFL history.


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[Assistant] I am not convinced that he's retired because like, I feel like if the Buccaneers are a playoff, like contending team in like November, December, Brady can pick up the phone and Gronk is like, all right, I'm not doing anything else. And then he's just going to like show up to practice one day because that's how Brady runs the organization. So.


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[Assistant] There's other tight ends that we could talk about, but I mean, the Gronk, like, a Prime Gronk was literally unstoppable.


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[Assistant] I mean, why right this second? I feel like there probably was some internal pressure from the Browns organization. They're like, hey, there's a, these things are coming out every week now. If we could, uh, try to just, you know,


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[Assistant] Maybe just take out half of them. Uh, you know, that, that'd be great. And instead they settled with 20 out of 24. Wasn't there a time where Deshaun Watson was like, I'm never going to settle though? Yeah. I think that happened.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeaah, so there's four left now, but I, I mean, it's far from over, because the things that I have read is that the fact that he settled it is not really gonna have an impact on his punishment, because his punishment's gonna be his punishment. So, I think it's gonna be a full season, and then, I think


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[Assistant] Watson is gonna, uh, have himself a time, but the Browns are hoping that in a year no one's gonna remember.


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[Assistant] Or like Amari Cooper is like the greatest wide receiver in the league this upcoming season and then they trade him to Arizona for a second round pick.


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[Assistant] Like WWE style, like he throws a pick the first play, it's a pick six and he rips off his jersey to reveal the opposing team's jersey. Like let's go full soap opera.


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[Assistant] Oh god. I mean, they brought in Jacoby Brissette, I think, because they understood there was no way that Mayfield is going to play for them. I think it's a matter of wanting to get something for him. The contract is sure to be an issue, but I think the Browns have come to realize that


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[Assistant] They have no leverage here whatsoever. I mean, because if you're the Seahawks, right, you have Geno Smith, you have Drew La. I'm not saying you're going to be good, but Baker Mayfield, I don't think is bringing them to the playoffs either.


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[Assistant] Because I think that the Seahawks just need some help that's more than just at the QB position. So they could not do so well this season, get a really great draft pick. It's a good QB class next year and then swing with that. And it's the same exact thing with a lot of these other teams. The Panthers could do the same thing. I know they just drafted a guy, but there's options for those teams out there.


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[Assistant] All I'm gonna say is I want a commercial with Matthew McConaughey and Arch Manning just driving down a deserted highway.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think, uh, you know, the first overall pick for the NBA is probably gonna come down to, uh, Isaiah Thomas, or it's probably gonna be Michael Jordan, uh, could be, uh, uh, Reggie Wayne, but...


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[Assistant] You know, I'm really liking that kid out of Utah. I think, uh, he's gonna, he's gonna take it to the shooter. He's gonna, uh, score a goal and, uh, round of Jack Daniels for everybody.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was AEW last night on Dynamite. It was the front row. So Ron, who has been a mod for quite some time, said he was going to AEW, got front row, and had the sign. So yeah, Tom Grosse is all elite, baby.


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[Assistant] They gotta read some passages. Yeah, I think it's best when you're painting just to give you like some inspiration. I think that that would go really well.


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[Assistant] 2019, 18, 17, 16, 15, 4. I'm starting to run out of things that rhyme with 4. It's really getting bad, we've been doing this show a lot. But that's okay because


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[Assistant] So I'm not surprised. I thought it would either be him or George Beckins to be completely honest with you.


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[Assistant] We need to have a YouTube channel with 2 million subscribers and then blow it all on cocaine. I'm still-


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[Assistant] Exactly. My thing is... I feel like he settles out of court and it's just like turns into like, you know, a Ben Roethlisberger situation where it's like mentioned, but it's like everything's settled and like you, they can't really punish him anymore.


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[Assistant] It was a little bit of that, and also, uh, I'm technically kidnapped right now, so if someone can please st- donate $10,000 to the terrorists that have taken me hostage, uh, please do it immediately. Uh, uh, they currently are feeding me slop and slime, and uh, it's getting pretty cold and dark out here, so uh, if anybody can help me out, please, I- I appreciate it. Alright.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, they got out of like a massive corruption scandal with PilotFlyingJ. And if they can get out of that, they'll probably get out of this.


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[Assistant] They came with high-end talent aplenty. Guys like Connor McDavid and Leon Drysettle. Unfortunately, they had a goaltender that was kind of hit or miss. And a team defense that was pretty rough. So the Colorado Avalanche just went in there with a Zamboni and ran them all over. There's a lot of blood on the ice. It's pretty bad.


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[Assistant] It's, it was a four nothing sweep. So, uh, Brandon's team is currently doing pushups to prep for the finals. Meanwhile, these two guys, right? I can't do this right here. So, uh, Mr. Five Points had a two nothing series lead at home with the New York Rangers.


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[Assistant] And they've come back from like series deficits just because that's how the Rangers roll. But at this point in time,


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[Assistant] And then there's going to be a pivotal game six on Saturday, regardless of which team wins. So you know what? We've got some plenty of good action hockey right now. It's better than the NBA. So I've been saying that for a long time. Hold on.


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[Assistant] And the thing is, these Angel Playoffs haven't been that optimal. You've had like a lot of series only go four or five games. So, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm mainly seeing the fact that I can't think of anything else besides Lion King incest now because...


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[Assistant] Look, I can think of like, what, is Draymond Green like the Mufasa of the, uh,


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[Assistant] And maybe Jason Tatum is like the star and he has to bring back and maybe Jason Tatum is going to kill Draymond Green saying long live the king.


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[Assistant] If it doesn't prevent him from, you know, performing his duties as a basketball player, like if he's doing it during the basketball game, then there's a problem. But if he's doing it after, before, you know, before training or that sort of that, that's absolutely fine. They're, they're pro basketball players, pro athletes that stream on Twitch. So that's absolutely fine.


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[Assistant] Whenever, like, stuff comes out. I mean, if Brandon's gonna talk smack about the Steelers, I'm sorry, I'm gonna go ham. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] And then conveniently died when ever Forrest brought back.


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[Assistant] Honestly I hope one of those slogans, I hope one of those slogans was, here I sit broken hearted, I came to shit but only farted. That is the only thing.


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[Assistant] YouTube does that all the time man. Alright, I'm trying to remember this.


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[Assistant] Well, from the L. Uhm, the fact that George Pickens is a beast and they should throw to him more often. Uhm, positives otherwise, like our first half wasn't awful. And the negatives, I mean, it's, it's, it's deflating. Jacobi Brissette and Nick Chubb at great games.


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[Assistant] Without the dust, TJ Watt and the pass rush, the Steelers defense looks really bad. Secondary's having issues. I mean, you're expecting Aquello Witherspoon to cover.


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[Assistant] Amari Cooper and they're lucky Amari Cooper had a couple drops and a flag, otherwise that would have been uglier than it was. And you can't lose in those shoes, baby!


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[Assistant] Here's the thing about the Pittsburgh Steelers and what people tend to forget. When Ben Roethlisberger first got his job from Tommy Maddox, it wasn't because Tommy Maddox got benched or because Ben Roethlisberger or any of the fans clamored to be the starting role.


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[Assistant] He got that job because Tommy Maddox got injured.


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[Assistant] and Ben played well enoug the only way that Mitch T that job is if he gets inj and then we get to see if any good. It's the stealer they don't fire coaches,


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[Assistant] Honestly, pretty useless. Trubisky can make some decent throws, but he's way too tepid. And the problem is like, he's a quality backup, but if he's required to be a full-time starter,


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[Assistant] As I said, I saw it in Chicago too. He's more of a quality backup type, comes in in a pinch, does a job or two, and then if you're requiring him to be a full-time starter, you're gonna have problems.


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[Assistant] Thursday Night Football Game. I'm thinking Cincinnati's gonna pull it out, mostly because Miami's pretty battered, I think.


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[Assistant] And you're coming into a Cincy team that's riding some form of momentum and they're hungry. So I think Cincy pulls it out.


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[Assistant] Jalen Hertz? I'd argue Tua. Hertz is the guy though.


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[Assistant] Oh, did you see that pass to Devonte Smith before the second half? That was a dime.


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[Assistant] I mean, dude, you are talking as much smack as Eli Apple does, and we all know what happens when Eli Apple talks smack. I think you and him are pretty- We all know what happens when-


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[Assistant] Oh yea man, I remember, didn't you say that you weren't losing to the 49ers in the playoffs last year?


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[Assistant] I mean, at this point, I think Carolina is just hoping that rule gets fired. So if they have to lose in the short term, I think that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that actually worked out for Jimmy G, because if not, yes.


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[Assistant] Tree, who do the Steelers play? We play the New York J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets at Acresure Stadium. Zach Wilson is returning for the New York football teams.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna be completely honest with you. This smells like a trap game where the Steelers inexplicably play down to their competition and they randomly lose because unfortunately I've seen this movie many times before. Doesn't matter if it's Tomlin or Cowher or Chuck Knoll.


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[Assistant] We always seem to randomly lose like the least explainable game possible. This might be it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna call something, I'm gonna call the pizza guy. And he'll deliver you to the restaurant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. Uhm, mainly, uh, sports ball yesterday. I'm probably gonna do a shitpost about Notre Dame probably tomorrow. Okay.


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[Assistant] Huts and Muts, welcome to that clickbait of sports. I'm your host, Brandon Aferna, here with the urinating tree, Scooter Magruder, Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] Oh, Adam! Haha, hi Adam. 5 points vids.


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[Assistant] Known for having a pretty good punishment he has to live out today.


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[Assistant] Uh, really, not a big show today. Very average sized, uh, show.


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[Assistant] We're going to talk about all these trade rumors and quarterbacks and who they're circulating around.


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[Assistant] And, uh, five's got a big, a big punishment to reveal to us, right?


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[Assistant] As a heterosexual man who had to edit gay porn as part of his job at one point in his career, I can confidently say looking at you right now is the least turned on I have ever been.


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[Assistant] The trailer, and I was like, okay. Okay, you're telling me.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be surprised if Brady charged people $100 through the TB12 website to watch the movie.


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[Assistant] When you think about it, this show has created two things that have probably never happened in the history of man. First one?


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[Assistant] A guy blindfolded, dressed in the dark, uh, raising $17,000 for charity on YouTube. That's never happened. I know it. And also, uh, one grown man


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[Assistant] Through the mail, mailing another grown man a woman's version of Tom Brady's jersey to be worn on the show. So really, we're breaking a lot of records here when you think about it.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe we should start with Aaron Rodgers going to the Jets. Oh my god, what is this?


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[Assistant] Okay, let's not start with the- what I meant to say is we should definitely not start with Aaron Rodgers going to the Jets. Okay.


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[Assistant] I think Russ is like a decent example of what


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[Assistant] General managers, and maybe coaches to that extent, fear when a player's athleticism sort of drops off a little bit.


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[Assistant] Such a big part of Russ's game was being elusive and, uh.


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[Assistant] Extending plays in ways that you were just like, what the hell did that guy just do? And I watched it last year where he doesn't have that anymore. He's... it's...


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[Assistant] Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but it's not consistent.


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[Assistant] When you're in the league that long and you've played that style of football for that long,


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[Assistant] The drop off, I think what they fear could be significant. Now, the Russell situations, there's the X factor is he might have had one of the worst head coaches, uh, in the last decade. But look at Lamar though.


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[Assistant] One thing I wanted to touch on, because, uh, Tree made a good point about Ro Kwon Smith being his own agent and, you know, negotiating his deal.