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[Assistant] I saw a New York Times article two weeks ago that said that I couldn't fucking believe my eyes, that YouTube gives a platform to far-right activists.


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[Assistant] They did that whole, or as Gillette did a whole video about male toxicity. Masculine toxicity, is that what it's fucking called? They did this whole commercial and everybody was just like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with you right now?


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[Assistant] He'll even go and say, he'll be like, yo, Mike, you, you, you are the, out of the two of us, you are the podcaster, out of two of us. You, you've got a extensive knowledge. You've been through a lot of shit in your life. You've got a lot of wisdom, you know, about a lot of different topics and you're fucking funny.


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[Assistant] Is I, cause you know, we all talk, we talk about shit. Being from the east coast, I grew up.


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[Assistant] Or not even faking that you like their personality, but faking that you like their personality 24 hours a day.


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[Assistant] Like I had this girl over last night and she was in the hot tub with me and she was just telling me all of these stories, like story after story after story after story. And I'm just sitting there and I'm just like, yo, we all know exactly


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[Assistant] She was just chilling playing guitar, bro, and I'm like, yo, this chick's so cool and Riley's so fun and like Abby and all those chicks are just so dope and like they all have like great things to talk about like.


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[Assistant] He was dressed as the Easter Bunny.


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[Assistant] Listen, I've been very vocal about this. I drink. I spent the ages of 20, sorry, I spent the ages of 18 to 26 addicted to OxyContin and heroin.


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[Assistant] Go fund me page so he can be buried. Like the thing is, is like that, that's why, and I feel like you get it and you get it. That's why when a lot of this YouTube beef happens.


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[Assistant] Like, this shit's all, is all dumb as fuck to me. You know what I'm saying? And so like, I just keep it, all I wanna do is be part of a clique that keeps it real on YouTube and that's why I fuck with banks and that's why I fuck with you.


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[Assistant] Do shit because it's cool and put on a face. The easiest thing I do is go to work every day or go on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Overdoses and stabbings and sh- I've seen every single fucking thing possible, bro. I was on probation, everything. I did 55 days in rehab, like I've been through all that shit. And so it's like,


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[Assistant] Now I'm able to drink occasionally, but honestly, like the bi- like, really quickly, we haven't talked about Etika at all today.


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[Assistant] So I didn't either, but I talked about it and it's a conversation that's not happening. There's a massive.


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[Assistant] From fans, from viewers, until I started talking about mental health.


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[Assistant] And these, and see these Instagram pictures of influencers that have this perfect life and are flying on private jets here and there. I've gone way out of my way to always talk about my addiction, to always talk about my mental health because I want people out there to know


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[Assistant] That you're not the only person that's going through it and more importantly, the most important thing is that you will get through it and you can get as big as you want in life. I remember five shit.


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[Assistant] And then, and now bro, I live in a fucking 8,500 square foot mansion.


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[Assistant] I make great fucking money and life is good. And so like, I've always wanted to go out of my way to tell people, yo, you can get out. It will happen. You just gotta, you gotta figure it out. Stay strong. No matter what happens, keep crawling forward. And like, it was really sad for me to see Etika today, bro, because he, he didn't give up, but like,


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[Assistant] I, I think that there is some merit to prescription drugs as it pertains to getting, as it pertains to getting you to a place where you have a fighting chance. Of course. There are people who are, there are people who are, who are drowning. They're fucking drowning, bro. They have no hope at all.


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[Assistant] And a pill that they can take could get them to a place where maybe they could put up a fucking fight. Here's the problem. This society has started to push people to never put up the fight. It's just take the pill, take the pill, take the pill, take the pill, take the pill.


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[Assistant] When you get off Xanax, you can die.


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[Assistant] Doing better before the pills, that's exactly right. It's 100% right.


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[Assistant] When you were doing all this shit, were you... I'd be honest, like spill some fucking...


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[Assistant] New Haven, Connecticut has the best pizza in the world. You could search this, you could look on any fucking Google. Pepe's Pizza, Sally's Pizza, Modern Bar, New Haven, Connecticut.


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[Assistant] It's weird how like words can go from good things to bad things to good, like, like originally the word


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[Assistant] You are getting fucked up. That is the one word to a woman that has every- It's bad. It's a nuke, you're right.


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[Assistant] 30 minutes before having him on with someone in Connecticut, they said to me, I just got off the phone with a Sandy Hook parent.


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[Assistant] You said people should be able to do whatever they want as long as there is no victim. Yes. Crowders. Change my mind. Crowders. I love that you said that.


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[Assistant] Who repeatedly goes out of their way to


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[Assistant] Pass policy or to pass their opinion by using hate speech or by using disses or by even using a speech that is offensive to anyone. Do you know what I'm saying? Because listen,


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[Assistant] Well, it's just, it's just like this. It's like Crowder does the same kind of stuff in a similar vein. I hate to say it, but that Jake Paul does. It's like, how do I create some


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[Assistant] Visceral moment through an engagement to Tana Mongeau at fucking Draze in Vegas to create a buzz that I couldn't drive through the actual conversation that should be taking place.


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[Assistant] The party system is whack. We had Eric Weinstein on the podcast yesterday. He's Peter Thiel, the inventor of PayPal's capital manager.


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[Assistant] Crazy, okay? We had him on yesterday. Yeah, alright.


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[Assistant] I thought it was great. Okay. Hit every fucking topic really quick. Follow HeyBigMike on Instagram. Uh, we got the Impulsive Podcast, uh, episode 100 coming up. I'm not the only person here that's six meters deep. If you just move this box, Banks is just better at hiding than I am.


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[Assistant] What? I can't read any of this shit. I can help.


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[Assistant] Hmm, an exquisite design from the good china of Toad Hall. Mr. Toad? He probably wrote this in himself.


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[Assistant] It says Bricklebit in an older elvish hand. What's Bricklebit?


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[Assistant] A magic word. What's it do? Makes animals shit gold.


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[Assistant] Yes, from the axe of the woodsman, a druid blessing, actually. Someone bless that thing? I only translate.


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[Assistant] Mark of the house of the frog prince.


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[Assistant] That's an odd one. Family name? Al-er-ly-ro? I'll go look it up.


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[Assistant] She had a magic cloak made from the skin of her father's prized donkey that would hide her beauty so she could escape his kingdom. Eventually she married a prince who could see past the magic cloak and knew her true beauty. And they lived happily ever after.


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[Assistant] It's not encouraged for sure, but there aren't any laws specifically forbidding it. So there's some sort of black market for glamors? One would assume so. I imagine anyone with access to the proper books and training could theoretically produce a glamor.


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[Assistant] Uh, guys? We have a problem. What is it? I can't finish the mirror. It's missing a piece.


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[Assistant] Yes, it's, uh, it's not here.


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[Assistant] He called up somebody, he said he needed to see his witch, or that he would need to get to the witch for that. Whoever that is. Well yes, it sounded like the one he got his, uh, you, glamors from. I'm sure it's about this ring. They must have it.


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[Assistant] And I'm hungover, I'm sorry. He set the meeting at 2 a.m. tonight.


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[Assistant] It's not an interpretation, it's what he said, alright?


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[Assistant] It was late February when I came to the capital, Kiev, to Independence Square.


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[Assistant] Where protesters were demanding the ouster of President Viktor Yanukovych.


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[Assistant] Widely criticized as a corrupt leader, he'd rejected a trade deal with the European Union in favor of one with his close ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin.


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[Assistant] The 16 year old student told me what he'd experienced a few days before in the square still haunted him.


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[Assistant] Early on his first morning, fighting broke out with riot police.


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[Assistant] This was the deadliest fighting since a protest began in late November.


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[Assistant] In the middle of the firefight, his mother unexpectedly called.


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[Assistant] President Yanukovych's forces had killed almost a hundred protesters.


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[Assistant] The clash has galvanized Yanukovych's opponents, and within days, he fled across the border to Russia.


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[Assistant] I noticed Dmitrov's scarf displayed the face of an infamous Ukrainian nationalist, Stepan Bandera.


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[Assistant] During the Second World War, Bandera initially sided with the Nazis when they attacked the Soviet Union. He hoped they'd give Ukraine its independence. But when the Nazis didn't give him what he wanted, Bandera's forces fought both the Nazis and the Soviets.


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[Assistant] Right Sector was one of the groups that led the fight against President Yanukovych's forces on the day of the shootings.


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[Assistant] In the square, I met one of a new generation of Ukrainians.


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[Assistant] Olek had been involved in some of the most intense fighting that day in the square.


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[Assistant] The clashes in the square convinced him to go join right sector, so he could fight if the Russians tried to invade.


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[Assistant] I followed Oleg to Right Sector's headquarters in Kiev, where he waited to sign up.


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[Assistant] 20 minutes later, he emerged as one of Right Sector's newest members.


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[Assistant] Dmitriy Yarosh is a hate figure on Russian television.


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[Assistant] And to many of the millions of Ukrainians who side with Russia, he's a neo-Nazi and the most feared man in the country. He invited me into his heavily guarded headquarters.


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[Assistant] It's words like this that stoke fears among many Russian-speaking Ukrainians and provoked Vladimir Putin.


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[Assistant] He would later take over Crimea, a coveted southern region of Ukraine.


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[Assistant] Putin's argument was that he was acting to protect the Russian-speaking population of Ukraine from persecution by right sector and other anti-Russian sympathizers.


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[Assistant] I set out from Kiev towards eastern Ukraine, where Putin's words hold sway and where many people think of themselves as more Russian than Ukrainian.


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[Assistant] Many of them were angered by the overthrow of President Yanukovych and alarmed by the rise of right sector.


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[Assistant] I was headed to Kharkiv, Ukraine's second largest city, just 25 miles from the Russian border.


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[Assistant] In Kharkiv, I discovered Right Sector's biggest opponent. A militant group called Stronghold.


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[Assistant] I tracked down one of Stronghold's leaders, who used the cover name Igor.


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[Assistant] I got hold of this footage showing Igor and his fellow separatists storming the government building, where Ukrainian nationalists opposed to Russia had been holed at.


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[Assistant] Igor says he was joined by busloads of Russians who'd come across the border earlier that day.


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[Assistant] But it turns out they were doing it for more than pure political beliefs. Igor boasted that they were being paid to fight.


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[Assistant] Days later, I watch Stronghold go on the offensive again.


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[Assistant] Russian television was soon broadcasting it as evidence of how right sector was terrorising Russian speakers in the east of Ukraine.


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[Assistant] The town's mayor, Gennady Kernes, pushed through the police line to try to end the standoff.


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[Assistant] As I left Ukraine in late March, the government's control over the east of the country was slipping away.


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[Assistant] Where the new government was anguishing about whether to send its armed forces into the east.


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[Assistant] They were fearful they could provoke a Russian invasion.


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[Assistant] I'd arranged to meet a member of the provisional Ukrainian government. Victoria Sumar had played a prominent role in the protest that had led to the overthrow of President Yanukovych and was now sitting on the National Security and Defense Council.


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[Assistant] She showed me how armed men were taking over towns in the east.


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[Assistant] She alleged that phone conversations intercepted by Ukrainian intelligence prove that Russia is behind much of the violence.


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[Assistant] I've been told that going by road would be too dangerous because gunmen guard the way into the city.


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[Assistant] As I arrived, Ukrainian tanks were moving towards the city.


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[Assistant] An intense standoff was developing between the separatists and the Ukrainian military.


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[Assistant] They'd captured armoured vehicles which flew the Russian flag.


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[Assistant] They are hostile to Western journalists, but I convince the separatists to let me come inside their headquarters.


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[Assistant] I was introduced to the chairman of the self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic, Denis Pushilin.


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[Assistant] Prashilin once worked for a Russian company, involved in a notorious Ponzi-style scam.


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[Assistant] He told me he was planning a referendum that would give his new republic legitimacy.


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[Assistant] But it quickly became clear, Pushilin wasn't the most important man in the room.


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[Assistant] Sergei Zdryliuk interrupted the interview with the chairman and introduced himself as a commander of the separatist forces.


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[Assistant] I later discovered he once worked for Ukrainian intelligence, but was reportedly fired for working too closely with Russia. He recently became a Russian citizen.


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[Assistant] Like many of the separatists, he was focused on the threat of the right sector, and its leader, Dimitri Yarosh.


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[Assistant] There's a strong pro-Putin force on the ground to keep the area tied to Russia for the foreseeable future.


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[Assistant] I travelled out of the self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic and headed back towards the West.


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[Assistant] At a checkpoint marking the start of government-controlled territory, I found Oleg Demchuk.


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[Assistant] The 17 year old who I'd first met signing up to join Right Sector.


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[Assistant] He told me he'd receive military training at a right sector camp in the east.


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[Assistant] He claimed they'd attacked a building there, occupied by separatists.


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[Assistant] I went back to see Oleg's leader, Right Sector's Dmitry Yarosh.


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[Assistant] The UN has called for an investigation into the killing of pro-Russian demonstrators.


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[Assistant] Still, Yarosh was planning new attacks on the separatists.


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[Assistant] In fact, on the day I saw him, Yarosh had sent his right sector fighters into the eastern town of Mariupol alongside the Ukrainian army.


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[Assistant] They wanted to take back the police station from the pro-Russia separatists.


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[Assistant] I visited the town soon after to find the army and right sector had retreated and the separatists were back in control.


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[Assistant] The streets were deserted, except for barricades and Molotov cocktails.


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[Assistant] It seemed to me, Wright Sector and the Separatists were playing a dangerous game.


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[Assistant] With both sides using each confrontation to justify more violence and death.


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[Assistant] The protesters who'd come to Independence Square in late February finally got their wish this past weekend. Electing a new president, Petro Poroshenko. He's promised to unite a divided country.


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[Assistant] But I'd seen, with each death, the hatreds deepen and the politicians lose ever more control of the gunmen on the ground. Civil war isn't just a possibility. In some places, it's already a reality.


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[Assistant] But the question is, who is pulling the strings? The answer to me is completely clear.


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[Assistant] You had a fat stage? Hey, Big Mike.


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[Assistant] Chris, I'm over here reading the comments from the fans. So, shout out to everybody who already dropped a comment on the new Juice World vlog that we just put out. Anyway, here we are at the studio again. Let's pull back up. Shoreline's in here. Got some plans for the night. Let's go in here and smoke this blunt.


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[Assistant] So that culminates, uh, tonight's vlog. Plan's worked out. We got Yachty in the studio with Shoreline. Did a couple songs together. Hopefully those are, uh, released at some point soon. Thank you very much to everybody who watched this. Tune in tomorrow. We're gonna be doing another one. Dang.


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[Assistant] It hurts? Just my pride. They're gonna need a plunger.


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[Assistant] Wait. There's a counterweight up there. Looks like it's stuck.


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[Assistant] Well, the map proves it.


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[Assistant] I was 15, Sully. Shoulda known when I met you that I'd be in prison within a year.


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[Assistant] Now, Lawrence says the original castle was built in the 11th century. The rest was added on later.


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[Assistant] At the night who owned this castle, Lord Godfrey returned from the Crusades in the 12th century.


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[Assistant] According to Lawrence, all that's left of the original castle is the square keep and the gardens. If Godfrey brought any secrets back from Arabia, that's where we're gonna find him.


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[Assistant] There's no way I'm getting back up there. I'm gonna head this way. Just meet me on the other side.


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[Assistant] This is it. Sully, you go to that column. Elena, you take the one on the far wall there. I've got this one.


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[Assistant] It's the convoy. Hang back, Sully. I'll go check it out.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, it's so easy to get sucked into that Twitter succubus of hate.


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[Assistant] Hello everybody and welcome to our 30,000 subscriber vlog where we talk to you about the important things!


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[Assistant] No matter what, this guy is a great guy. Cause I've known him since about 6th grade. He is too for the record. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Wow.


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[Assistant] LordMinion. LordMinion777. If it's not in the annotations, it's in the description below. Uhm, please subscribe to his channel because we are gonna be doing collab videos. Uh, Minecraft, adventure maps, we're gonna be doing, you know, co-op games, Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress, all sorts of stuff like that.


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[Assistant] So look forward to that. That's gonna be something. He could tell you more about the channel, about what he wants from us.


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[Assistant] Live streams, lots of live streams. Every single weekend this month, we're live streaming at least two days, Friday and Saturday, so the European people out there can watch. And maybe Sunday if we feel like it. We're gonna be live streaming about...


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[Assistant] Probably about damn near 30 hours every single weekend. Yeah. In total, because...


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[Assistant] We actually need your guys' help. We're starting a donation drive, and I-I know I've said that I don't like doing donation drive for us personally, but this is a good reason for it. What we're doing is, if you've seen our actual 30,000 subscriber video with Slenderman, Reagan Slenderman, if that was in it, don't worry about a thing. Every little Slender gonna be a Slenderman. Why are you like a Scottish Reagan?


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[Assistant] Anyway, uhm, so that was just the start of something bigger that we got going on. What we want to do is we want to provide you guys with more actual entertainment because I know you guys like gaming videos, you wouldn't watch it if you don't, but that's like the bare minimum of what I can do to entertain you guys or give you guys content that's original at all.


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[Assistant] You know, like it or not, everyone plays video games. It's not original, no matter what I do. I wanna be creative, and together, me and Wade have agreed that we could do this, but we do need your help to get it. Our goal isn't huge. It's, uhm, I think our initial goal is $3,000.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a base. It's a base. Just enough to buy camera equipment, enough to buy audio recording equipment, and enough for us to get an apartment so that we can have a place where we record and have a place where we can set up our computers and do regular collab stuff. That is something that's really important to help his channel.


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[Assistant] Because uhm, that's something that we want to be able to do on a regular basis. Just like, say, Hey Wade! Get up your, get your fat lazy ass out of bed!


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[Assistant] When I say I've been busy, it hasn't been just a game. He has been busy. I have been obscenely busy trying to get all this stuff together.


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[Assistant] Cause obviously we can't do it if we don't hit the goal, so we don't wanna like, get you guys excited. That's all we're saying for now about that. Please remember that we do still advocate donating charity. This is a one time thing. We would never, we're probably never gonna ever do this again.


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[Assistant] How'd it go? At the motel? Did you find anything?


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[Assistant] You weren't here Friday, but overtime on Friday was Ask Director Steve. Oh really? How'd that go?


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[Assistant] Steve, I think it went pretty good. I mean, you can't slide over here now, but would you nod? I don't know, Steve's gonna get in this, hold on. Wow.


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[Assistant] I want to say one thing before we hop into topics today. I mentioned to you guys last week that my, uh, my best friend from back home was coming in this weekend. Yeah. And.


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[Assistant] The first time he's visited in Cleveland, he's visited me in Texas, Tennessee, first time in Cleveland. And I've now been in Cleveland for...


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[Assistant] 16-17 months? Yep. You guys know I'm not from here, moved here.


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[Assistant] I was so excited to show off Cleveland to him. And for the first time, I think truly since I've moved here.


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[Assistant] I felt like a proud Clevelander, like I'll never be a through and through, you know, from the bone, born here, Cleveland native. But this is home now. And it was so cool to like showcase some of the best parts of Cleveland off and for him to kind of meet some of my friends here. Earl, I mean, you, you talked to him. I came back, I got nachos, I came back.


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[Assistant] And him and his name's Chris, him and Earl were dapping each other up laughing and I was pretty sure they were talking shit about me. But like, it's cool, whatever it was, but I was so proud to show off Cleveland in a way that I hadn't been before. And it's an awesome fricking city, man.


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[Assistant] Alright, before we get in though, were you and Chris talking shit about me? Is that what y'all were laughing about when I walked back? And if the answer is yes, I will not be offended. I'd be disappointed if the answer is no, actually.


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[Assistant] Alright Mike. And we got a lot to get through today, but before we do that,


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[Assistant] Let's remind the good people that we are 20 days away from the start of Brown season. What we have coming up on the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show for the Brown season is unmatched if you're not already a member.


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[Assistant] If you haven't already hit that like button today, do us a favor, hit that like button, become a subscriber. They're both completely free. It helps us go a long way. And I promise you some of the things we have in store for the upcoming Brown season is going to blow your mind. So hit that like button, become a subscriber and stick with the ultimate Cleveland sports show for all your latest Browns news. And with that bull, let's get to our first topic of the day. What is our first topic? They haven't remembered.


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[Assistant] So many good rants. No, uh, Kevin Stefanski was asked yesterday how much the starters, we, I sent the rundown last night. We had three conversations about it this morning, but Kevin Stefanski said the starters are going to play 20 to 25 snaps against the Chiefs on Saturday in the final preseason game. Is that the right amount of snaps? Too few? Too many? Should he be flexible?


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[Assistant] Can I make one point real quick? The one thing we missed and Anthony is going to put it up on tag board with Dewan Jones and Jaquem Grant. And boy, I think you were just going down this line.


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[Assistant] We know who Nick Chubb is. If he doesn't see the preseason field, I'm totally okay. But Tonio, the guys...


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[Assistant] The majority of this offense is relatively unproven. Yes! And they have certainly unproven together in this system. Because frankly Deshaun Watson played six games, it's a new offensive philosophy, they have new weapons.


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[Assistant] Guys like in Jokuhu despite being paid have never played at the performance. Right.


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[Assistant] That quantifies a top five contract to this point. Not saying he can't, but to this point. And when I look at how certain teams operate in the preseason, and I side in the area of caution, I'd rather they not play at all, but if they're going to play, you play them. I don't understand the-


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[Assistant] DPJ, it's, it's actually a mystery because do you remember when Tyvis came in and he said Watson looks like Tom Brady?


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[Assistant] After the first practice, he goes, DPJ was making all these catches, I don't need DeAndre Hopkins.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm genuinely, I'm asking you seriously, I don't know. He hasn't played in the preseason. Delpit doesn't seem to be hurt, but he hasn't played, and Joku hasn't played. Granted, the offense, with the starters, have only played two, er, one series, but.


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[Assistant] Online at precast.com slash careers to learn more.


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[Assistant] Earl put a question up on the community tab today, asking the YouTube community tab, how long should the Brown starters play against Kansas city in the year's final preseason game? Over 900 votes, three options, 64% said one quarter and take them out.


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[Assistant] We did not give an option for none, huh? We did not give an option for none. I stand by my point of if you're gonna play them, play them. If you're only gonna play them for a tiny bit.


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[Assistant] There's two undrafted free agents here that have made the roster. Who?


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[Assistant] A.J. Green, the cornerback. No impact. And then in 2021, uh, D'Anthony Bell, the safety.


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[Assistant] Cooper was a great trade. At the end of the day, and I want to get back to Antonio here because we're kind of getting sidetracked. If Deshaun Watson turns out to be really good, we could look at Andrew Berry and be like, he's made some moves that have led to winning. If Deshaun Watson doesn't have to be very good.


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[Assistant] The Zedarius Smith move was such a low risk high reward move. What's that? The Zedarius Smith trade was such a low risk high reward move that even if Zedarius Smith does half of what he did last season production wise, which would be five sacks, giving up a sixth round pick for a guy who can contribute.


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[Assistant] Last point before we move on. Yes or no answer. No more than one word each. The money they opened up from restructuring Botonio's contract, which is where this all started. Will they sign another player with that money before the start of the season? Will they use it to roll over into next season? Bull, yes or no? G? No. No. Earl?


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[Assistant] When you are watching Brown's game this year, you better be wearing Fanatics gear and having your swaggiest Brown's attire on. And if you go to www.fanatics.com slash UCSS, you will have all the best options for Brown's apparel for the upcoming season. And when you use that link fanatics.com slash UCSS, it's in the chat. It's on the screen right there.


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[Assistant] You will help us get a little kickback on the back end. So help support us by supporting you by looking extra swaggy this season in Brown's games. We got two more things we have to get to before we talk about the softball game this weekend for the last 10 minutes. We're going to get to the Kyle Brandt rant and the reaction to that in a sec. But first,


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[Assistant] Over the weekend, I was trying to think about the whole Kate York situation, trying to digest it, look at it from all angles and something I wasn't positive about when I was looking at this and I'm curious how you guys feel.


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[Assistant] Nope. I'm not asking what should the Browns do, what do you want the Browns to do, what you think they will do. I want you to go into Kevin Stefanski's mind. Put on your head coaching hat for a second.


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[Assistant] If you were the head coach of the Cleveland Browns in this situation.


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[Assistant] Kade York's feelings and potential lack of confidence and not bringing in competition above on par.


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[Assistant] In the same realm with the other 52 guys on the roster, how would you handle the situation they're currently in if you were Kevin Stefanski?


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[Assistant] I'll go with Dave's Astidil on this. They're telling us, Dave's Astidil and Jay Feely, that they don't know what they're talking about. Right. And they do. Yeah, so that, that conversation


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[Assistant] And this is, to me, this is the craziest part. And I said this to Earl off camera, I think Friday or Thursday. Kevin Stefanski is an Ivy League education.


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[Assistant] Regardless of what you think of his head coach, he's a smart guy. A very, very smart individual. He understands, in my opinion.


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[Assistant] I have a hard time believing that a guy who I view as that smart, who understands so much about football, would be willing to risk his job future on a kicker because they drafted him in the fourth round.


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[Assistant] You know how we did confidence meters on the show and we'll bring it back there on football season before we move on to our next topic.


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[Assistant] Earl, I'll start with you, we'll go around. What's your confidence meter 1-10 on Kade York right now?


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[Assistant] So together, together we have a 10. Together, we have a 10.


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[Assistant] We made movie posters! We had a nickname competition! We were ready to crown him the second coming of LeBron James! Lethal Weapon 3!


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[Assistant] Legatron 2.0. All right, Mikey, we got to move on here. We got two more things to get to before the end of showing this next one. I think it's going to take us on a wild ride before we do that. I want to remind you guys that myself, Earl and Anthony have been doing a behind the glass podcast every week. I'm not sure what they were going to do it this week, but it is, it's essentially the show.


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[Assistant] But we're pulling back the curtains even more than we usually do. Give you some behind the scenes stories. Talk about the hottest topics of the day. Preview some Browns, Cavs, and Guardians stuff. And there's been a lot of fun. We appreciate all the support so far and hopefully you guys will continue to support us in our future endeavors. This happened last Thursday. What we're going to talk about.


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[Assistant] But because the Browns played on Thursday, we had so much to react to from the game on Friday. We decided to hold it for Monday, but it is absolutely worth revisiting and we're going to play the clip.


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[Assistant] If anyone missed it, and gee, I believe you heard it, we have the clip early, I know you tweeted about it, I tweeted about it.


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[Assistant] G, before you go real real quick G, and only I'm telling you this because...


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[Assistant] It was weird because he held out and then the initial discussions were, well, is he worth more money than the top guys? Right.


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[Assistant] And Lamar Jax in the last two years, G. And this is where I think part of the...


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[Assistant] Split on the Lamar Jackson contract talks have been, in the last two seasons, he's done 31 touchdowns and 20 interceptions.


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[Assistant] You need Swaggy Brown's gear for the upcoming season. If you're going to buy it, go to fanatics.com slash UCSS. Help us out in the backend. We appreciate it and trust us to the selection of Brown's gear on fanatics.com.


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[Assistant] Before we do softball, we got 5 minutes for our 32 and 32 series as we continue on. Today is number 13 and it is Grant Delpit. Earl, I know you mentioned Grant Delpit earlier in the show as a guy.


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[Assistant] You hadn't heard glowing reviews of from camp, not necessarily bad, but hasn't been a standout like we've heard some other guys be referred to us. So what are your expectations for Grant Delpit in his first year in Jim Schwartz's defense in a contract year as a second round pick out of LSU?


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[Assistant] Final fast food of the day before we get to our softball review. If you are not already a member of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, you have two options to do so, and I think for football season it will be very well worth.


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[Assistant] Let's see these videos. Come on. So let's get to the game. So first and foremost, we're gonna start with you. You are first up. We have individual clips from the game. Uh, G, we're gonna play them. You and Earl were not there. The person who said I'm racist on Twitter.


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[Assistant] I got two hits. We got a hit right here, bro. Alright, let me see. Let me see. Whenever you're ready, Steve.


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[Assistant] This was in warmups, this was me and Bull, just getting some cuts in beforehand.


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[Assistant] And uh, shout out to reporter Steve. He wasn't director Steve yesterday. He was reporter Steve. He was out and hopefully he can find these videos. They're all ordered numbers. It's literally the next video. It's literally the next one.


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[Assistant] We will, and the next guy on our list is someone who comes between both of those. It's one Jay Crawford. Before we take any of Jay's videos, let me just preface this with this.


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[Assistant] Bullshit Jay, I know you. As soon as Jay stepped on the field, it was ultimate competitive Jay and he was quite salty.


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[Assistant] He was throwing real pitches. He was throwing... We had a freaking shortstop, but it was a lefty for crying out loud. Uh, let's, let's listen from Jay. This is as he was leaving the field as well.


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[Assistant] Who's playing third base again for us? Matt.


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[Assistant] Uh, real quick, before we move on, what did you guys think of Jay Swing? Earl G?


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[Assistant] Outfield was tough, we're not going to lie. Uh, but they hustled. Great jerseys though, right? Jerseys were pretty cool. They were awesome.


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[Assistant] I had the next at bat. This is off Jay. I only put this one in here because Jay was pitching. So if Jay ever says he can get me out, I'm officially one for one against one Jay Crawford.


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[Assistant] Uh, Anthony's up next and you can see the error because Anthony's single that's on camera. Should've been an out, but I dropped the ball. So I'll see.


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[Assistant] This is the other Anthony swing.


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[Assistant] I would say the worst for last in this case. Uh, no context needed. Jason, who says he played softball, says he played baseball.


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[Assistant] And Jason did have a single, but Steve skipped a single. We don't want to give Jason any love. Go to the pop out.


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[Assistant] And these are the updated hits leaderboards of the UCSS summer softball circuit. Uh, myself and Jay hit three hits yesterday. Bull, Anthony, Polk each had two. We don't know how many Jason had. We know he had one, but we're subtracting the others for striking out and dropping a pop-up. And Tivus.


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[Assistant] Well, we're definitely headed in the right direction. Chateau should be this way.


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[Assistant] You do realize that means parachuting in, right?


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[Assistant] Not well. Okay, I could really use a glass of water and then we oughta get going.


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[Assistant] Got it. My name is Mick. This is how we train. For Ultimate Dodgeball. Okay. You're small people, so you're good. That's small people.


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[Assistant] Kevin. Can I see it? Don't fear the ball. That's the number one rule. When a ball's coming at you, you gotta take that. You gotta take it, Anna. That's the problem with


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Alright, Kevin, you guys, now it's your turn to dodge. Here we go.


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[Assistant] You wanna compete with Trey right here? Trey, is that your thing? That's your enemy right here.


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[Assistant] Seems like something of the natural at this.


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[Assistant] So, against my better judgment, these permits will get you through most checkpoints.


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[Assistant] Alright, remember, you're journalists now. So try and act respectable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I am. It helps in this part of the world.


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[Assistant] Seriously? Don't flatter yourself. I see you're still wearing yours.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, why this obsession? I'm just worried.


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[Assistant] He would go to the ends of the earth for you, Nate. Just don't ask him to.


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[Assistant] Not a chance. You two are my responsibility now. I'm not taking my eyes off of you.


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[Assistant] If you're trying to pick up Francis Drake's trail, we should head to the old quarter.


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[Assistant] Alright, there. You see that tower up ahead? That's where the old city starts, so we need to make our way over there.


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[Assistant] Is somebody gonna fill me in here? Who are those guys? And what does Charlie have to do with all this?


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[Assistant] Oh, me? Me! Walk away. Ha ha! That's funny.


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[Assistant] Okay guys, secret entrance to what? What's down there?


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[Assistant] So what was Sir Francis doing all the way out here anyway?


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[Assistant] You're gonna mark up Sir Francis's 400 year old map? What? He wouldn't mind.


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[Assistant] Okay, so Nate, did Francis Drake ever find that lost city that he was looking for?


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[Assistant] I dunno. This whole place just seems like some kind of a warning to me, that's all.


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[Assistant] Drake sails thousands of miles looking for this Atlantis of the Sands. And when he gets this far, what he finds here is enough to make him turn around, sail home, and hide all evidence of his voyage.


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[Assistant] But you, you're gonna keep going, aren't you?


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[Assistant] Ha! Him for what? For treasure? Sully, he listens to you. Please make him stop.


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[Assistant] Listen, you've won, okay? You've outsmarted her. You know where to find the city, and Marlowe doesn't.


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[Assistant] Alright. Alright, yeah. Yeah, I understand. Can you call me if, uh, anything changes?


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[Assistant] Oh my god. I gotta go. Nate!


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[Assistant] He's alive. Oh my god. I thank god I'm-


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[Assistant] They're in a convoy headed into the desert.


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[Assistant] No, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. No. No, it's not, it's not that simple. Come on.


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[Assistant] They've got at least two days head start on us, so we'll never catch up. We gotta try. Listen, I've got a plan. But we're only gonna get one shot at this.


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[Assistant] They're loading up a cargo plane at the airport. They're gonna make a supply drop to the convoy.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. No, my contact at the airport says that the plane isn't taking off until dawn. In the meantime, just try to get a couple hours sleep.


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[Assistant] Come on, alright? He'll call if anything changes.


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[Assistant] Hey, this has parachutes, right? Oh yea. Three. Eh, more or less.


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[Assistant] I don't have anything to offer in return. You plan to attack the English Caravan alone? You know about them. My scouts have been tracking them for two days.


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[Assistant] Why are you here? Why do the English cross the ruvalchali?


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[Assistant] Three thousand years ago, King Solomon commanded the power of the Djinn, demons born of smokeless fire, until they rebelled. He imprisoned them in a vessel of brass and cast it into the depths of the city. Iran became a place of evil, cursed by the tormented spirits of the Djinn. The English must not reach the city.


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[Assistant] If they unleash the power of the Djinn. We don't have much time, do we? No.


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[Assistant] Tonight, rest. Tomorrow, they enter the canyons. We'll take them there.


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[Assistant] In some of these kinds of practices, there are quotas and goals that the dentists are expected to meet that work there.


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[Assistant] When you're offering bonuses for services, there's gonna...


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[Assistant] There is incentive for that person to want to do more of that, obviously, to set themselves up better financially. But that jeopardizes the standard of care. That puts the standard of care at risk.


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[Assistant] The Dental Practice Act just gives the board the authority to issue a license, regulate that license, and take action against the license when necessary.


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[Assistant] Dentists, dental hygienists, and other auxiliary.


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[Assistant] I don't know that anyone regulates a corporate dental practice per se.


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[Assistant] Correct. I'm not going to argue with you that that's not frustrating, but that's, oh, that is what we're responsible for addressing.


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[Assistant] Hello everybody, Markiplier here, telling you that we just hit 13,000 subscribers. Holy hell, that's quick. Uhm, yeaah, so uhm, I wanted to give you guys some stats to show what has been going on with the channel, in terms of how crazy quick. In case you guys didn't realize, and for those people who are new here,


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[Assistant] We've been growing kinda quick, so here we go. Here we go. Views have increased month to month. This is all comparing the last month to this month. Views have increased.


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[Assistant] From 318,000 a month to 732,000 a month for an increase of 130%. Subscribers have increased from... I don't actually have that written down. It's just 227% from this month to last month. I think we gained about 7,100 and...


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[Assistant] 87 subscribers just in the past month alone, so that's pretty damn incredible if you ask me. We've increased likes from 12,385 to 24,847 month to month. That's an increase of 101%.


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[Assistant] Comments have increased from 4,683 last month to 10,767 for an increase of 130%. That doesn't seem right. No. Wait. No.


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[Assistant] I must've done my math wrong on that one, cuz it- No, that's right, no, that's right, that's right. Yeah, that's right, 130%. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Okay. And shares have DEE-creased from


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[Assistant] 1,505 shares last month to 985 shares this month for a decrease of 35%. Now don't be discouraged about that because I did have that big share promotion for the Borderlands to give away last month. So that's why it is. Uhm, but I mean.


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[Assistant] That, that actually is what sparked it all, I think. It's just, that started this ball rolling of everything. See, this just shows how much you guys can do.


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[Assistant] When, uh, we're all working together, but I'm not disappointed in those numbers, even the share one, even if it decreases it doesn't matter because the rate of growth has been incredible. So!


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[Assistant] What we're gonna do tonight, right at about five, whenever Bob gets on work, gets off work,


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[Assistant] We are gonna do a drunk Minecraft livestream. About two and a half to three hours of non-stop drunk action.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, that sounded wrong. But, you know, Drunk Minecraft for about two and a half hours, or three, depending on how long we're all able to go for. I know people have things to do, but we're gonna squeeze it in, and we're gonna do a livestream of it on the Twitch channel. You can click on the link in the description below.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, you probably already know about it, but my Twitch channel is in the link in the description below. Follow me there, you'll get a notification as soon as we go online. And, we'll, I'll be posting a video on here later. So, I hope you all enjoy it now.


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[Assistant] I can't keep up with every thousand doing a milestone thing as much as I want to. It's going so quickly now that I want these milestones to be special. So my next milestone is gonna be 15,000 and then it's gonna be 20,000 and then 25, 30, 40,


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[Assistant] There are 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, and once it hits 50, and then we'll go 60, 70, 80, 90, all the way to the big 100,000, which is my goal by June of next year. So, uh, I, I want these things to be special. I can't just go, 11,000, 17,000, oh, 23,000, you know, like,


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[Assistant] It's not special, I just keep doing that, and considering comes every...


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[Assistant] Absolutely incredible. But yea, every like three or four days it's another thousand. So the next one is gonna be fifteen thousand, I'll have something special for then. And the next one will be twenty thousand, and I'll have something special for then. So thank you all so much for watching. And as always, I will see you at the Drunk Minecraft at five o'clock Eastern Standard Time about...


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[Assistant] Four hours? Three and a half hours from when this would get posted. Just keep up. I'll be in the Twitch chatroom if you want to chat with me. I'll be there. I'll have it- I have that chat thing open up most of the time. So if you ever want to chat with me, I'm usually there, so. Thank you all so much for watching, and as always, I'll see you in the livestream! Bye bye!


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[Assistant] I see, I see the world and I see someone running on the world, I think. No, that's a flower. Oh, it's a flower on the world.


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[Assistant] And if my envoys are correct, you haven't had a lot of rest recently.


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[Assistant] Mr. Wolf is our guest, and I have every intention of cooperating. So don't waste the silver. Sit down, Jersey.


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[Assistant] Well, Sheriff, for the sake of transparency, why don't you tell us why you're here? It would help settle everyone's nerves, I think.


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[Assistant] I assume by your confidence in accusing me you must have some proof of this, yes?


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[Assistant] I have complete respect for you and your job. I hope you know that.


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[Assistant] No, I'm gonna deal with it right now. Yeah, right.


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[Assistant] I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but in the interest of preserving our alliance, if you have to know, it was Georgie.


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[Assistant] However, like I said, I'd be handling the matter if you don't mind. Georgie. You got what you wanted, so just- Sit. Down. Now.


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[Assistant] So what do you say, Sheriff? Can we discuss terms? You can have Georgie. Consider it a gift. Ensuring our continued cooperation. I think I'll be taking both of you.


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[Assistant] I do apologize, Sheriff, but I think it's best if you leave now. There's no way I'm going with him! You kidding me? Things are about to get unpleasant and I would rather you weren't here to watch.


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[Assistant] Ah, think me. I see you made it here in one piece. I do apologize, but I have some business to attend to. I leave you in the capable hands of my associate. Come find me when you finish, dear.


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[Assistant] Before you do anything with me, I thought I should point out a few things.


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[Assistant] And I'm sure Miss White would agree that I should be given a fair trial. Can we at least agree on that? I will have a trial.


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[Assistant] Look, there's no reason for us to be at each other's throats here. That's funny. Coming from a guy pointing a gun at my head. This is just a precaution. I'm sure you understand. I'm no murderer, Mr. Wolf. I didn't kill those women. And I think you know that.


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[Assistant] All I'm asking for is a chance to explain my side of the story. I'm a businessman.


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[Assistant] And I will. As long as you agree to my terms.


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[Assistant] You're often reckless. And I worry you're not thinking of the- Let me ask you an honest question. What do you really care about here? Where this case is concerned, I mean. Do you really want the truth? Or do you just want to look like the hero?


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[Assistant] What are you gonna do now? Rip me apart like some kind of animal? Killing me here would achieve nothing. And what would Miss White think? You show up with nothing but a corpse. No answers, no proof. You'll never know the truth.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Miss White. You've all met Georgie. I don't have to tell you what kind of person he was.


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[Assistant] Tell them, Bigby. When you finally showed up at my door last night, wasn't I more than helpful? I answered your questions. I was willing to cooperate. You weren't being helpful, you were trying to set me up! Your people tried to kill me!


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[Assistant] They do it because they want to protect me, as I've protected them.


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[Assistant] You understand wanting to protect what you care about, don't you? You'd do anything. You might even give up an innocent man.


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[Assistant] When your government abandoned you, left you poor and helpless, sniveling on street corners, I was there to look out for you.


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[Assistant] Her story is not uncommon. She left everything she had back in the homelands. Everything that matters anyway. With nowhere else to turn, she came to me for help. And what did I do for you?


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[Assistant] And in turn we used her magic to help poor fables get glamors.


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[Assistant] Provide for herself. And what did they do?


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[Assistant] Now, I'm no barrister, but I think such a statement would carry more weight if Bigby weren't the only one to whom Georgie spoke. Especially given Bigby's... history. What are you talking about?


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[Assistant] You're trying to say that I'm responsible for what Georgie did, because he was working for me at the time, yes?


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[Assistant] Well by that logic, Miss White should be on trial for Tweedledum's murder. Since you know Bigby works for her.


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[Assistant] For fuck's sake! Killing someone who's trying to kill you is hardly-


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[Assistant] How about the way he treated the poor woodsman when he was in your custody?


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[Assistant] Maybe he's right. Did you think we'd all just let that go? You can't be serious.


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[Assistant] It was for his own protection. Oh, you're right dear. Crane was in charge. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.


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[Assistant] Judging you. Treating you as mindless children, too stupid to command your own destiny. Without me, who will pay your rent when you're on the verge of eviction?


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[Assistant] You're all rats, fleeing from one sinking ship to the next. So quick to latch onto whatever will keep your miserable lives afloat. This is how you want to repay all I've done for you. What, you take two people's lives away and now you


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[Assistant] There were a number of absolutely stunning revelations just reading this. It can't have been more than six pages long.


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[Assistant] Well, we are definitely trapped.


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[Assistant] Our three guests tonight may be the only people on the planet who can make this town look quaint by comparison. You can follow every minute of their lives on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Sunday nights on E! Please welcome Chloe, Courtney, and Kim!


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[Assistant] Did you come to Las Vegas when you were a children? Did you ever take a family trip here?


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[Assistant] They have a special jail for children that they put the children who go near the gaming. My kids were like, you know, kids walk in here and they're like, oh my God, look at all these games. And it's like, yeah, these are great. You can't touch them. There's no touching any of these games. They're for adults, even though Willy Wonka's on them.


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[Assistant] We have a clip from the show and I wanna play it, I just wanna get...


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[Assistant] When did Ch- did Kanye announce you're moving to Chicago?


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[Assistant] Why did he all of a sudden start doing that? Because that's something he had not done in the past.


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[Assistant] Alright, thank you. Alright. Alright, so let me see here how we're gonna do this. Alright. So these are selfie raffle cards. Now everyone here has a seat. We have three decks of cards. And we are gonna start with section. So I'll give you, you pick up the section.


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[Assistant] We looked around and tried to find the perfect spot between Brooklyn, where I grew up, and she grew up from Jersey, so Snatton Island was the medium. But we said, this is the place we want to live.


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[Assistant] For us, the storm has passed. The war is over.


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[Assistant] But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return.


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[Assistant] Sacrifice and unshakable conviction that their fight, our fight, was elsewhere.


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[Assistant] As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten.


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[Assistant] Insurance companies don't have any risk in the program. The risk is all the taxpayers.


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[Assistant] We developed information that showed that they were charging us too much and the taxpayers were paying them too much money. At the same time, they were also refusing to pay what we thought was some legitimate claims. And ultimately, we kicked them out of the program.


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[Assistant] They didn't like it. They went to Congress and tried to fight it, but Congress stood with us and they left.


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[Assistant] Because obfuscation is helpful to them in this situation. And we've never seen the numbers. FEMA should get them and publish them.


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[Assistant] Oh, definitely, because it looks like we're talking about somewhere near 30% profit margin compared to what they receive as payments and they have no risk.


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[Assistant] Because they're handling a lot of claims that year and they get, they make a lot of money when they handle claims.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, at the very time you need them to make less money, if anything, because the burden is going to be borne by the taxpayers, they make a killing.


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[Assistant] All the issues in front of me. I find these engineering reports to be the most maddening.


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[Assistant] Uhm, many of them were done right, but I've seen reports where they took pictures of damage. They described the damage. And when you get to the conclusion on page 32, they said there was no damage.


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[Assistant] You know, so the questions of fraud I need to leave to the legal investigators, uh, to play out. I look forward to what the state's attorney generals can bring to me.


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[Assistant] So, and this is a piece that I'm here to fix. Uh, there is no incentive in this program.


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[Assistant] To do anything other than pay for everything covered under the policy.


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[Assistant] You know, there's a cost to running a business, uhm, and we are a private-public partnership, uh, that is there, uh, but the costs are one of those things that I am examining.


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[Assistant] You know, so flood is one of the perils that these companies run.


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[Assistant] So, these are some of the contract stipulations that I inherited, uh, and, uh, we're making some specific changes. Because at the end of the day, uhm, I want dollars to go to policy holders, not to lawyers.


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[Assistant] So what I can tell you is that I am focused on those policyholders and ensuring that they get the resources and they get the payouts that they are entitled to.


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[Assistant] As we manage this program going forward, we will provide the appropriate level of oversight.


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[Assistant] It's not just your 12 year anniversary, bull. We also have another special anniversary of a guy from behind the glass.


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[Assistant] So yesterday we talked about the reports from the first day of joint practices between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Cleveland Browns, and the consensus was it was a pretty even split. Browns held their own in some regards, Eagles won some parts, but overall a pretty even split. The reports from day two not as positive in terms of the Cleveland side of things.


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[Assistant] From all accounts, it appears the Eagles did what they did to almost every team in the NFL last year and that was impose their will and come out on top.


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[Assistant] We didn't freak out too much yesterday and Bolin G, you are here. Tapas, you are about the positive reports out of Philadelphia from the joint practice. Are you reacting?


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[Assistant] Negatively to the not as encouraging reports from day two.


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[Assistant] The Browns got some good work in Philly. We've got some new tidbits and a look at the Browns versus a quality opponent. How about a stock report? And he does this weekly for stock up stock down. And as part of this article in the stock down section, this is what kind of.


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[Assistant] When viral on Brown's Twitter yesterday, Anthony cut right to it, but he wrote in the stock down column, the passing game has been completely unimpressive. Anything that involves the Sean Watson remaining in the pocket has been an adventure. And not since early in the camp have we seen strings of consecutive completions in any 11 on 11 period to tie this point.


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[Assistant] We don't know what they're working on, so I think anyone who's getting too worked up about this is probably looking too deep into anything good or bad that comes out of training camp. You could spin training camp videos just like spring training videos just like pre-season, summer league.


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[Assistant] As good as you want it to look, or as bad as you want it to look, it just comes down to what you actually want to value it.


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[Assistant] And before we get to it, I just want to remind the good folk out there that we have two of our best dressed panelists today on the panel. That is G. Bush and Adam the Bull.


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[Assistant] Get your best Brown's gear possible. Be the swaggiest person at your Brown's watch party and help us out. Help UCSS out on the back and help us help you is how we're putting this. So check them out at Fanatics.com.


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[Assistant] Who is the most irreplaceable player on this Browns roster outside of Deshaun Watson? And I want G and Bold to go first because I got your answers before. You guys are in unison and Tyvis is not, so I want you guys to explain your answer.


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[Assistant] We asked the YouTube chat, excuse me, the YouTube community poll.


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[Assistant] Who they thought was the most irreplaceable player on the Browns this year. And this is actually the most surprising answer of them all. Not because of who they picked, but because how they got there. And before I tell you the results, I gotta tell you who brings us this question. That is our dear friends.


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[Assistant] Online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. So we put this question up on our community tab.


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[Assistant] And we asked simply, we didn't take out Deshaun Watson, which player do you believe is the most irreplaceable Brown? Deshaun Watson was a candidate. He only got 43% of the vote.


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[Assistant] And then Deshaun Watson was 43 and then Myles Garrett was 54. That means the DTR train is strong and in full force. By the way, we, uh, who did you pick, Meg Nuggets? I actually said it was Amari Cooper.


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[Assistant] But I think without Cooper, that ride receiver room is talented, but that is completely unproven. And I think you need at least one proven commodity on the outside.


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[Assistant] More is a great compliment to the offense, a great compliment to me. We're going to be a great tandem together, you know? I think about the great tandems like Tory Holt and Isaac Bruce, you know, that's what I think we could be.


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[Assistant] Amari Cooper's career numbers. Yes, I have them for you right here. First career. He has 595 catches.


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[Assistant] At 12. Oh, okay. So while we're doing that, do we want to revisit the question G asked? We have over multiple hundreds of votes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. On this. Let me do it faster real quick.


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[Assistant] I was at one sec. First though, we have a Super Chat I have to read. Tyvis, you tweeted about Madden yesterday and we have a Super Chat from Jay Daniels who says, how large of a Super Chat do I have to make to play Tyvis and Madden? Tyvis, what's your number? You play Madden?


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[Assistant] I think so, and I know Earl, we're gonna get Earl and Tivus to play, and we're gonna make content out of that.


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[Assistant] Well I'm glad that's what you were referencing Bull and not something else.


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[Assistant] And Bull, you won DTR 67%. I told ya.


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[Assistant] G Bush, I've told you guys off air, and I'm not even sure I'm confident saying it on air, what my dream scenario for content is this season for the Browns. And it's even better with DTR than it would have been for Vals.


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[Assistant] A very well established but not on a poster host of a certain, uh, thing said that one time in his life. But we have someone to get to. We have a very special guest joining us now. It's a blast from the past. It is our only, the one, the only fantasy expert we listen to and that is Dave Richard. Dave, long time no see my man. How you been?


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[Assistant] Hey Dave, we talk about Nick Chubb here as much as I think any player gets talked about in any market around the country. We love Nick Chubb. We think he's unquestionably the best back in the NFL in terms of on the field on Sundays.


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[Assistant] What do you look at from a fantasy perspective? I'm outta control.


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[Assistant] Is Nick Chubb a top 2-3 running back? I know he's got the same catches as McCaffrey, but...


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[Assistant] He's so damn good, is he not a top 2 or 3 running back in fantasy terms?


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[Assistant] Had talked about winning Fantasy Championship, he helped Bull win his last year, helped me finish in last, even though that was my fault. Not Dave's, but as part of that, we're gonna try hooking up Dave with some Brown's gear for the upcoming season, and if we're doing that, you know we're gonna be using the promo code.


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[Assistant] Fanatics.com slash UCSS. Buying all our gear with that link to help us help Dave out. Helps us out in the back end. We appreciate you guys. So, what you waiting for? Don't be non-swaggy. Be as swaggy as you can for the brown season. Fanatics has all your best browns gear moving forward.


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[Assistant] And with that, it is the return of coach Tyvis. Tyvis, before we get into the Ronnie Hickman film, have you missed the coach Tyvis role? Have you missed doing these kinds of things for us in the UCSS audience?


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[Assistant] Well, we are excited to have you back. We're gonna do a lot more Coach Tyvis during the football season. And today, Tyvis, tell the people who are breaking down.


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[Assistant] Uh, here's the first one. It was the first interception of the game for Ronnie Hickman just before the half. Tyvis, walk us through this.


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[Assistant] We have the second angle of this, Divas, so we'll play that for the people here. Anthony can take that. This is the all 22 version, Divas, if you want to walk us through what you're seeing here as well.


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[Assistant] So that was the first interception for Ronnie Hickman. That was, I'd say the easier of the two. The second one was a hell of a play on the ball. And Tyvis, we have two different angles of that play. So if you want to break that down for the people, let's see that. Anthony, take the second play. And Tyvis, take it away.


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[Assistant] Tyvis, you're not here tomorrow, so I want to ask this to you. Bolin G will talk about this tomorrow, so just let Tyvis go, but. Okay. Hickman had a breakout performance against Washington.


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[Assistant] What do you want to see from him tomorrow night, as in that next progression that he needs to take to make this 53 man roster?


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[Assistant] Previewing tomorrow's preseason game between the Browns and the Philadelphia Eagles. What we expect from DTR, Dewan Jones, Cade York and some others. You guys tap in tonight around seven o'clock. We will be doing a little different this time, but I promise you guys will enjoy it.


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[Assistant] That's coming up at some point. And who's ineligible, but we do have to get to this right now, and that is the continuation of our 32 and 32 series. And we're at the halfway point, number 16, and that is a guy who has been appreciated at times.


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[Assistant] Sorry. We didn't use his full name because it's too long. So number 16 is JOK. The abbreviated version 16 and a half. The full name is 16. So this is exactly the halfway point. And Bull. Yes. He's the highest linebacker on the Browns on this list.


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[Assistant] The three of us were in consensus that he is the most important linebacker on this roster.


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[Assistant] You've disagreed with a lot of our choices and selections of this. You agreed with our two yesterday.


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[Assistant] Is JOK at 16 appropriately ranked? Too high? Too low? Or just right?


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[Assistant] I saw that we as New York City with all the best intentions created a big


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[Assistant] Hard to understand, bureaucratic, slow, inefficient process for getting people funds or to get them back in their homes.


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[Assistant] The system makes that happen. You can't expect any government, large or small, to create a two billion dollar corporation.


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[Assistant] is happening in a non-systematic way inherently isn't going to make a lot of sense.


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[Assistant] Does it do exactly what the programs, as they're currently designed, do? Yes. It gives individuals the choice and it doesn't tell them.


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[Assistant] That you have to participate in a solution that's better for your block.


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[Assistant] Or your neighborhood or your community or your state. There's no larger strategy where we say, what do we want to have this community look like before the next one hits?


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[Assistant] You can look at any of these big disasters and ask yourself the most basic question. Did we put a bunch of money out? Yes. Is everybody mad? Yes. Did people get what they needed to get back into a home? No.


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[Assistant] Is there a grand strategy, national resilient strategy that says this is how we're going to deal with these big disasters when they happen? No. It's not there.


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[Assistant] What is up my UCSS fam? Uhm, it's game day. Uh, the Browns are in Philly. DTR is getting a nod.


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[Assistant] You're saying there's an actual living forerunner inside of this thing. Huh.


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[Assistant] What happened? It's not us that's moving. It's Requiem. The artifact conduits. They're pulling infinity with it!


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[Assistant] Well, the first test showed that it is inert. But, this part's really weird. On a molecular level, it's incomplete. It just, it makes no sense. It's like, it's like we're only seeing half of it.


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[Assistant] You guys are getting all the cool stuff.


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[Assistant] It could happen to your next door neighbor, it could happen to your child, it could happen to anybody. Those bacteria are out there.


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[Assistant] She was lying there breathing quickly. She was scared.


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[Assistant] Uhm, she had a little infected boils all over her body. What really looked most likely when I saw her was a staph bacteria causing septic shock.


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[Assistant] In Addie's case, she was a skin picker. She, she, as do many kids picked at her little scabs. Uhm, and that was likely what introduced the staph infection.


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[Assistant] And it looked like she was about to get a lot sicker.


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[Assistant] Any patient we put in ECMO has a much higher risk of having additional infections. That's just the nature of the beast. Is that what happened here? Correct.


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[Assistant] The problem with stenotrophomonas is, even at the outset, it's already a very resistant bacteria. There are only


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[Assistant] Four or maybe five antibiotics, normally, that are able to treat that particular bacteria.


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[Assistant] Gram-negative bacteria, uhm, it's a medical term and it really references the armor that surrounds the gram-negative bacteria. That armor makes it very difficult for normal antibiotics to get into the bacteria and to kill it.


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[Assistant] I don't have options based on medical science. I've run out of options. I don't see a way out of this.


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[Assistant] The problem was that she was too sick to be transplanted. That sounds a bit strange because you think of a transplant as the final life saving thing you've got. Uhm, but because of that resistance to notrophomonas,


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[Assistant] The expected survival of transplanting her, uh, was not good. In fact, you might say close to zero.


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[Assistant] Eddie's mom, Tanya, who was such a strong advocate, uhm, and didn't give up.


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[Assistant] And it was also the fact that this was not an unresponsive body lying on the table. This was a young girl who was communicating with us and had


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[Assistant] Temper tantrums and sparks of life, which we could all see on the ECMO apparatus.


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[Assistant] It could happen to anybody. It could happen to your next door neighbor. It could happen to your child. It could happen to anybody. Now I'm not here to practice doomsday thinking, but...


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[Assistant] Those bacteria are out there. And they're out there in healthy people in the community.


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[Assistant] Walking and, uh, all of a sudden, you know, out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] He reached up on, on the top shelf and he pulls out this, this leather bundle. And then, you know, he takes out a big knife, you know, big machete type looking saw, knife. And, uh, and they, he just starts telling all the, you know, the nurses to hold me down, to hold me steady. And then he just started cutting my leg off, just hacking it off.


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[Assistant] I get this knock on my, on my door. And they open up the door, and there's these doctors.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. They said, you know, we don't have enough experience to know what's going to happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy. Victor Sullivan.


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[Assistant] Good. Cause we're gonna have every two-bit scumbag in the world racing us to this treasure unless we cut her loose right now. You're a real gentleman, Sully. I know. It stinks. She'll get over it.


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[Assistant] Although I must admit, equally as strenuous.


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[Assistant] I ever tell you about the time I pawned a phony 16th century santo off on Pablo Escobar? Heh heh. Ah, risky move, but by the time he figured it out, I was... Nate, are you even listening to me?


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[Assistant] You really think Francis Drake came all the way up here, eh? We're an awful long way from England.


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[Assistant] What the hell, Sully? Nate, I'm not looking for a lousy piece of tin. I'm up to my eyeballs in death.


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[Assistant] That and, well, just a few bad deals.


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[Assistant] He's screwing with you, Nate. They heard everything. Just give him the map. Slowly.


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[Assistant] What, you think this is a coincidence? The Germans were after the same treasure. That map has something to do with it. So, we square?


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[Assistant] She worked in this little bar in the Philippines. Oh man, she had a smile that'd melt your heart. Well, I swear to God, she'd just as soon kill you as kiss you if she caught you steppin' out.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, right. Of course I did. Memory is not what it used to be.


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[Assistant] Well maybe you hadn't noticed, but most of these books are half rotten. And written in Spanish.


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[Assistant] Sully, we would have been headed home with the treasure by now if you had just for once kept your mouth shut.


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[Assistant] And you might have thought of checking for a pulse before running off and leaving me for dead!


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[Assistant] Once they realized I wasn't dead, I convinced Roman that they would never find the treasure without me. So I've been trying to mislead him ever since, waiting for you to show up. Well, where are they now?


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[Assistant] Well, they're chasing a little red herring I sent them on on the other side of the monastery to get rid of them. Look. Drake had it all figured out.


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[Assistant] See, that's the symbol the Spanish use to mark their secret vaults. The treasure is hidden right here in this monastery. Find the symbol and we find the vault. We have everything we need right here. All the clues to take us right to the treasure. We can do this kid.


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[Assistant] There's more to this room than meets the eye, I'm sure of it.


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[Assistant] Okay, take this with you. Leave it on channel 13, they don't use that one. And keep us posted.


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[Assistant] Hey. I knew you could do it, kid. So what's next?


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[Assistant] Oh man, Roman and Navarro really tore this place up.


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[Assistant] What do you make of it? I dunno. Could be a dead end.


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[Assistant] You two got a funny idea of romantic. Sully!


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[Assistant] Wow, you, you look like hell. You should see the other guys.


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[Assistant] Well, hang in there old timer. We're just about there.


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[Assistant] Yes sir. They've got the old man working on the east side of the complex.


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[Assistant] Brings it clear and it puts it there in black and white. The threat of antibiotic resistance is dynamic and ever evolving.


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[Assistant] The more you expose a bacteria to an antibiotic, the greater the likelihood that, uh, resistance to that antibiotic is going to develop. So the more antibiotics we put into people, we put into the environment, the more opportunities we create, create for these bacteria to become resistant.


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[Assistant] Bacterial resistance is largely inevitable, but it's also something that we have certainly helped along the way. We have fueled this fire of bacterial resistance. Uhm, these drugs are miracle drugs, these antibiotics that we have, but we haven't taken good care of them.


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[Assistant] To your point, yes. A lot of what we're doing, uh, requires investments. It requires resources. If there is less money to spend, there are tough choices that have to be made, things that can't be done.


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[Assistant] Where's DC? He's in a bunker. Again? That dude can't golf to save his life. No, like an underground one. What's that? What's...underground?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Do you have like any basements or anything? Oh no, I think there was a hotel in Daytona Beach with a basement. Uh, but they were just using it to cook math.


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[Assistant] That's nice, Florida, but we need to talk to DC right now?


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[Assistant] I have good news, but I also have some bad news that makes all of the news look bad.


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[Assistant] I was in the litigation department at UBS, and as part of that function, I was the internal investigations coordinator. So when a matter came up that was suspicious, it would land on my desk. And what happened was this hedge fund was flagged by compliance.


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[Assistant] And the public money would get the losers. And I started to look into some of those trades and it also appeared to me that the timing of at least one of those trades was more than fantastic. So it was determined that I should go down to the SEC and report the matter.


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[Assistant] And I said to them, by the way, um, you know, Ringen Rajaratnam is the brother of Raj Rajaratnam who runs Galleon. And that got their attention.


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[Assistant] Uh, nothing seems out of whack right now. I seem pretty, I feel pretty good. I uhm, I look pretty much like I did before. I have all my friends back.


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[Assistant] It gets old. Giving counsel to the new ones. Don't take it personal.


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[Assistant] Demons. They were once like us but lost themselves. They can never move on now, and exist only to consume those lingering here. Those like us.


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[Assistant] Be careful out there. You never know what's waiting around the corner.


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[Assistant] A credit card is an extraordinary, unbelievably great convenience for the consumer.


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[Assistant] Credit cards are an incredible deal for me. I mean, I have lots and lots of different cards. I mean, my wallet is just stuffed with cards. It's just insane. It's just ridiculous. I look like I've got a third breast from my carrying around my wallet with so many credit cards in it.


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[Assistant] I use all their good services and they don't make any money from me. I mean, none to speak of.


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[Assistant] The credit card companies hate people like me who pay off our bills every month and I know that because I ran into a fellow I went to high school with on the street and he told me he worked for a credit card company and I told him about how much I use credit cards now I pay them off every month and he said oh we hate you, we hate you guys, we call you


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[Assistant] Interest rates were going into orbit. They were climbing all the time.


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[Assistant] When I came to the governor's office, South Dakota had very tight historical laws on what you could charge to borrow.


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[Assistant] In other words, uh, there was one interest rate by law that they could charge for new cars. Another one for used cars. It was highly regulated what interest rates people could pay. What I'm trying to say is, we may have a law that said you could charge 9% but money cost 11%. So banks weren't loaning money.


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[Assistant] We had actually changed some of our laws in 79 and we had previously introduced legislation and passed legislation or were passing legislation to lift the ceilings on usury so we could free up and get capital in South Dakota.


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[Assistant] From the time I met them until we passed our legislation,


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[Assistant] It was just several weeks. I mean, we really moved. That, that was a good deal for us. It was a hell of a deal for them. What did they get out of this? What Citibank got out of it? They got to stay alive.


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[Assistant] The Marquette Bank decision was a U.S. Supreme Court decision that said, forget where the bank is chartered.


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[Assistant] Wherever the credit decision is made in whatever state that's the place where you can apply interest


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[Assistant] Wherever you make the loan. In other words, if South Dakota had a 25% ceiling, then you could charge 25% even to a loan in Florida.


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[Assistant] In a very short period of time, a matter of a few months,


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[Assistant] I was meeting with the Chairman of the Board of Bank of America, with First Chicago of Illinois, uh, Chase Manhattan Bank, Manufactures Hanover Bank, Chemical Bank, Bank of New York.


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[Assistant] All the big banks in America. Because only South Dakota at that point in time.


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[Assistant] I think the answer is yes. I mean, it's, we've become a plastic society. We've become a plastic society. A lot of times when I give people cash, they look at you. Cash? Cash?


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[Assistant] Okay, I didn't think of any of this when it happened, and I'm still glad, I still like what we did, and I still think it was a huge opportunity for my state.


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[Assistant] If we're talking about the industry and 18, 19, 20 plus percent interest, do I think that's a healthy thing for human beings? The answer is no. I don't think that's healthy at all.


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[Assistant] Well, thank you, I appreciate it. Uhm, I mean, to your point, no, you never expect anything like that. Uhm, especially when you didn't really sense


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[Assistant] That there was any kind of an undercurrent until the next day when I was in the clubhouse talking to players and coaches and was told a few things that you hadn't been told before and I get it because, uh,


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[Assistant] What goes on in the clubhouse stays in the clubhouse, but it was then exposed with that.


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[Assistant] Brawl that escalated on what seemingly was an innocent play at second.


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[Assistant] The bench clearing, if you've seen guys getting drilled by pitches in a series or in a game where both teams are unhappy with either being brushed back or hit by a pitch, but you know, we didn't have any of that. And so.


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[Assistant] That was the most, I think, unpredictable bench clearing that I've seen in my 34 years with the ball club. And it's certainly the first time


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[Assistant] That I've seen literally the two guys square off. Normally a baseball fight is a lot of hollering, pushing, shoving, and then guys looking over their shoulder when they're charging them out going, boy, I hope somebody gets out here and stops me so I don't get beat up.


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[Assistant] Well, I think, and again, once you


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[Assistant] Talked to the guys the next day and they shared some more of the insight as to what had gone on the week before where uhm, they felt Tim Anderson was really disrespecting Gabriel Arias. It continued on Saturday night with Arias playing first base and Anderson chirping at him so much from the dugout


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was also a byproduct of what had happened on Friday night.


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[Assistant] With another rookie Brian Rokeo sliding head first into second Anderson, you know, with a hard tag.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter if you're a superstar or if you're a rookie like Arias and Rokio, you're a teammate and he has your back and I think


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[Assistant] We heard more from Jose than we've ever heard in regards to what his thought process was and, you know, how he felt like Anderson was disrespecting the game. Jose has never been thrown out of a ball game.


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[Assistant] He never argues with an umpire. If he disagrees with a call, he disappears in the dugout, goes up the tunnel so nobody sees it.


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[Assistant] So that's his way of showing respect to the umps, getting out his frustration where nobody can see it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and to the point that the other day Tito wanted to give him a day off. This was before, uh, the skirmish.


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[Assistant] And Jose said, Tito, I get a day off when the calendar says we don't have a game that day. Otherwise I want to be in the lineup. So he's the epitome of what you want in a ballplayer and even more importantly in a teammate.


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[Assistant] That's a good question and I think what we're seeing is we saw last night


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[Assistant] Is a young man starting to feel comfortable, a young man that goes, Hey, my stuff plays up here. You know, in baseball, we always use the adage, trust your stuff, especially when you're talking about a pitcher, because they come up here and pitches that we're getting minor league hitters out are suddenly getting hit for base hits.


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[Assistant] Well, it happens up here. That's because these guys are the best hitters in the game, and sometimes your best stuff isn't good enough. Uhm, that's why it's the best playing against the best.