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[Assistant] You need the offense for the elite teams, like whatever, whoever they are, but.


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[Assistant] These other teams that we're going to play like Chicago and Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay got a good defense and Baker Mayfield's playing good, but if the Saints defense.


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[Assistant] It's doing what it's doing these previous two games, sacking the quarterbacks, getting after them. You know, the Saints could play half of themselves in terms of the.


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[Assistant] Offense and put up 17 points a game and still beat these people.


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[Assistant] You know, they, the Saints put up two field, uh, two touchdowns in the, in the special teams.


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[Assistant] Kick two field goals and still beat these teams 20 to 7 or 20 to 10 or 20 to 13.


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[Assistant] You know, they can do it, but the offense, they need to get, they need to get going.


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[Assistant] Derek says, Q, Amen, brother, the best off and line. That's my thinking, this best all line, go left tackle.


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[Assistant] He had, he says, uh, he had time to make it 71, but his.


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[Assistant] But he had the left tackle period. I can't say nothing about it cause they sticking with it. I questioned it when they were doing it.


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[Assistant] Before they said they were doing it, I said, you're crazy, you don't do that. But these people do whatever they want.


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[Assistant] They think, you know, this is the crazy part of them. Some of them start ignoring football fundamentals and start doing all this old weirdness and then they start not understanding why they are not doing what they're supposed to do. Now we're looking at ram check and people pointing their fingers saying ram check garbage.


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[Assistant] They know Ram check is not garbage. A Ram check is a young offensive lineman that is experiencing.


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[Assistant] Bumps and bruises. Is this not Ramchek's second year? I mean not Ramchek, I'm sorry, Penning. Is this not Trevor Penning's second year?


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[Assistant] That is, uh, that, that we are supposed to not give any patients to. Uh, Trevor Penning is in his second year. Am I right? He was a rookie last year, right? In his second year. It's a sophomore year. Sophomore year means sophomore slump. That means these guys go through it. They go through it. Most young offensive linemen or players period in NFL have a second year when they kind of had to hit the wall or whatever you want to call it. And they struggle a bit, right?


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[Assistant] He didn't play but one game last year, starred one game actually. He got some reps as a backup guy. He came in there.


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[Assistant] But in terms of starting, he started one game, which is the Carolina Panthers game and people looking at him the first week of the season and saying, why is Trevor Penning looks that bad?


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[Assistant] Trevor Pennant looks that bad because he needs more reps to get better.


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[Assistant] And it's gonna look even worse for Trevor Pinnon because Trevor Pinnon is a left tackle when he shouldn't be a left tackle. He should be on the right side.


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[Assistant] So if you got a guy that's covering the blind side quarter, the blind side of your 150 million dollar quarterback and he giving up plays and he getting beat, that's going to show big time.


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[Assistant] It gonna be bad enough from the right side, but when you, when a guy is letting his quarterback get knocked down in his, on his blind side, that's going to be, that is a major problem.


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[Assistant] So the saints gotta do something. They gotta help them out over there. They gotta, I don't know. You gotta, we just gotta deal with it.


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[Assistant] When they were talking about doing it, when the depth charts came out, I was talking about it. I said it was a bad idea.


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[Assistant] But now that we here, we got to stick with it because these people are not going to change their minds on that job. They know damn well.


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[Assistant] That you want to protect pinning, you put them on the right side, not the left side. Ram should be over there.


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[Assistant] Against Brian Burns. He held up. Burns pushed him all the way into Derek Carr's lap several times. He, I don't think he gave up a sack. Maybe, I don't think Ram gave up a sack, but he was getting pushed around too.


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[Assistant] I've been saying that fam, I spoke about that years ago. I said that was a bad idea, but we got to deal with it. Trevor Penning will get better. It takes reps. Good and bad reps. Sometimes he's going to get beat, sometimes he's not going to get beat. But the way you help your blind side, young ass offensive lineman,


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[Assistant] It's by running the ball. We gotta be able to run the ball cause he's a better run guy than he is a pass blocking guy. Even though he's good doing what he do, but I like him better as a run guy, him and Hurst.


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[Assistant] So let's help them out by them guys need to work on sinking in and running that ball better. We got a full bag. Why don't we use that full bag some.


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[Assistant] I put that goddamn fullback in here. He collecting a free check. I don't see the fullback as often as we supposed to. Why we ain't running, using that power eye when we supposed to. Let's get that power eye going in here with them two tight ends. Let's get this going.


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[Assistant] Let's get them tight ends in there with that fullback and get that running back back there and get, let's just get this power game on here. Let's get that ground and pound going. We scared to run the ball. We scared to get gritty. This is what it takes.


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[Assistant] We, we got to have that mentality, man. We got to have that mentality. So yeah. And doing stuff like that when he's pancakeing these guys, that builds his...


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[Assistant] Morel before Nick Underhill to say that he talked to Penning and Penning told him he was dealing with confidence issues from week one.


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[Assistant] That's, that's something else. Cause I rather not hear him say that. I would rather hear him say that I am motivated based on what happened to me in that first week. It was baptism by fire. I'm a first round draft pick. The saints believe in me and I'm going to give it all I got. I'm going to get the practice early and I'm going to leave late.


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[Assistant] I'm a work on it. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a eat, sleep and drink it right now. That's what I want to hear from my.


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[Assistant] Young offensive tackle, blindside tackle, protecting this $150 million quarterback. That's what I would like to hear from Penny.


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[Assistant] Not that he was dealing with confidence issues. To the contrary, I would like to hit the opposite.


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[Assistant] Alright, DC says, uh, Alonso, Alonso says, uh, Carr needs to trust the Saints weapons more. You're right. The Saints are an elite team defense playing lights out, but I think when AK-41 comes back, we will be fine. Indeed, bro, I agree. I.E. Robbins says, do the Saints have more dogs than the Packers? I, more dogs. Saints more experienced than the Packers. Do they have more, uh, developed talent that's ready to win right now? Yes.


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[Assistant] Now, Mike Wallach said that his defense had eight first round draft picks.


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[Assistant] I mean, you look at their defense cause a lot, you know, and we did the breakdown. We talked about some of the guys we familiar with Kenny Clark, who's a hell of an interior, you know, defensive lineman. He's good.


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[Assistant] You know, you have Rashad, Gary, and a few of these other guys. Preston Smith. We know Preston Smith. He gave us problems before we played. Alexander's a shut down cornerback. They got some playmakers.


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[Assistant] On the Green Bay Packers side of things. This team's just young. That don't mean they're a pushover. They should have beat the Falcons the, uh, last Sunday.


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[Assistant] They should have beat the Falcons. They were leading and they had they converted, it would have beat the Falcons. That shouldn't happen. It would be 2-0 right now. So.


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[Assistant] They are a talented team. They got a good coach there. That's number one. They believe in this guy. He just has young guys that he's trying to get them.


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[Assistant] To totally get what they're doing and it takes reps. It takes time for them to galvanize.


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[Assistant] But the Packers aren't a garbage team. They're just young, but they have a lot of talent and they got a lot of good coach. They got good coaches up there. That coach LaFleur is a good head coach.


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[Assistant] Like Mike was saying yesterday, he was saying that, uh, they have 30 years of Hall of Fame quarterback playing. I was like, 30 years.


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[Assistant] We got Drew Brees. Imagine if we'd had a Pro Bowler prior to Drew or Pro Bowler after Drew Brees.


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[Assistant] You know, that would have been so cool, but to get 30 years of, or whatever it was.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, whatever it was of hall of fame players crazy, but the team is a team that have a lot of talent. They got a good scheme.


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[Assistant] And we can't, uh, look at them people and say just because we're ready to win right now and they still trying to figure it out.


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[Assistant] That we can go in there and get that done. We got, you know, we have to take it one game at a time. We got to execute.


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[Assistant] And I wanna see us run the ball against the Green Bay Packers to set up the run. I wanna see more consistency from our offense.


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[Assistant] I want to see more consistent, consistency from our offense. I want to see Carr have more of a rhythm and a repertoire with his wide receivers and his tight ends and his running backs. I need to see that because really the third game family, be honest with you.


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[Assistant] It takes, you know, I talked about it's like that preseason, regular season thing when they didn't play in a regular season. I mean, the preseason and the regular season comes around. It takes at least two to three games for them to iron out the wrinkles for you to see what they got. Well, we at the third game now.


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[Assistant] We're in the third game now. If it take a month worth of games for the Saints and they still struggling, we got problems.


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[Assistant] It shouldn't take a month worth the games if you got experienced players all across the board for you to find out what you are and what you're good at. You see?


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[Assistant] So this is the game where we should see some radical improvement for our offense, man. For real.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so Robin and Dee, we definitely got that, man. We just need to...


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[Assistant] We gotta execute, man. We really do, bro. For real. I know that sounds cliche-ish, fam, but man, that's really what it is, fam. That's really what it is. Derek says, Q, needs not the left tackle. He says, Q, needs not the left tackle. We need, uh, leads, needs. I don't get you on that one, brother Derek.


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[Assistant] Thanks for like, I don't care how many weapons you have, how much talent you have, you got to win games in the trenches. Yes. All O line, D line.


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[Assistant] Our keys to the saints, uh, doing anything this year, our entire line looks lost at times. Yes, indeed. I agree, bro. Y'all are talking the real man. Y'all telling them, telling the truth.


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[Assistant] Can't say none of that to y'all. I'm, I'm lockstep with you on that.


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[Assistant] Eugene says Q, the trigger, the trippy thought we.


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[Assistant] He said, the trippy thought is we did have a Pro Bowl QB right before Breeze.


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[Assistant] All right. I got you. I got you. K says Q, I have a confession. I actually see why we keep Trey Quine around. We're missing his blocking for sure. Wow. Yeah. How about that? He might've just solved it.


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[Assistant] All right, Bobbin with the Johnsons. How are you doing, bro? Says we need red zone reps. We left too many points on the field. Yeah, the Saints were down there, man. It's, it, we gotta, we gotta improve.


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[Assistant] It's not like the Saints can't get into the red zone. The Saints were in the red zone against Carolina four times in that game.


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[Assistant] I mean, deep in the red zone fam, we talking in, you know, deep in the red zone, we talking, uh, inside the 10 yard line.


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[Assistant] And then you come out of there, like some of those drives, the Saints had long drives deep in their territory and the defense is tired. You supposed to score on them. Saints come out of there and kick a field goal. I'm like, no, you got to get.


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[Assistant] You look at it and you say, Jamal Williams had 17 Russian touchdowns for the Detroit Lions last year. And I know the Lions and the Saints Lions are different.


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[Assistant] But 13 or so of those 17 touchdowns were red zone touchdowns. We got Jamal Williams here. We couldn't even do that in the game.


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[Assistant] I know Tony Jones got funky and got us too in the second half, but.


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[Assistant] You know, we have to fix that. And my family's saying Q, the red zone is a problem. Y'all right.


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[Assistant] You ain't supposed to get deep in a red zone with everything the Saints have. They got Jimmy Graham, Jawan Johnson, and Foster Monroe. These are big guys.


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[Assistant] You know that, that you're supposed to use in a red zone to create mismatches with these small cornerbacks.


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[Assistant] We're not rolling those packages out there. The question is why? The guy to answer the question is BcarMichael.


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[Assistant] He got to fix that because you, you cannot afford to get deep inside people's red zone. I'm talking about inside the 10 yard line and come up with a field goal. That can't happen. You, when you get that far down there, you got to get points on out of there. You got to get points.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying they drive or score every drive cause that's not realistic.


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[Assistant] When you get into red zone territory, you got to score. You got to get a touchdown when you inside the people tent. You know, you got to do that. That's, that's absolutely true.


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[Assistant] My dog Randall says Q, you know about, uh, everyone, including me, and he said Hurst over Pete, but my, he says, but my God, Hurst has been horrible. Hey, I know you liked Hurst. Yeah, you said that bro. Really Pete has had bad moments. Hurst.


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[Assistant] He says, Mrs, what he says, see, I don't get what you're saying, Randall, beginning, getting worse. He was my one on.


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[Assistant] Online improvement. Yeah, you was talking about, I got what you're saying, saying Hearst. You preferred Hearst over Andrus Pete.


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[Assistant] You preferred her, but he isn't, but hers hadn't looked good, man. He playing left guard and...


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[Assistant] Andrew's contract is up at the end of the year. James Hurst's contract is up at the end of the year.


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[Assistant] They read up what Ceasar Ruiz gave him his paper so he'll be here around ramp check still under contract so you got the right side of your line locked in, right?


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[Assistant] Right side of your line is locked in. Right side, Ramchek, he locked in for a couple years. You got, uh, Cesar Ruiz, your right guard, he's locked in. Just signed the contract. Four years, right? Uh, then you got Markoi, Eric McCoy, our center, signed his agreement last year.


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[Assistant] You know, and then of course the left guard position, Hurst, one year deal. He under, you know, he's a free agent next year.


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[Assistant] Andrewspedia's backup is a free agent next year. Nick Seldar, the guy they drafted, uh, from Old Dominion I want to say he came from. Y'all correct me in the chat.


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[Assistant] Uh, if that's not the case. And then the last tackle is Trevor Pinnon. So uhm.


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[Assistant] He's a, you know, he's coming into the second year of his rookie deal, so.


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[Assistant] You have Nick said, cause you're going to have, man, if it holds up, you have a very young left side of your line. If it, if that is what it's going to look like after this year, unless the saints re up with James Hurst, it could be James Hurst, man. Like I said, are they, are they taking a step back in the development and getting older? I don't, I'm not going to say all that fam. All I'm going to say is.


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[Assistant] That weeks one and two, I'm going to give them some credit or give them some slack rather, better word. Give them some slack because it's the first game of the regular season. They hadn't really played and organized action like a really game setting together except for a handful of reps, if that.


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[Assistant] And you wanna use your patience in the first month of football. Hold in your patience, you know, amplify your patience. Amplify your patience for your team.


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[Assistant] Because the first game you can't expect, you know, them to come out firing because that happens, but.


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[Assistant] More than not, more than not you'll see it like this. Like you'll see mistakes here. You'll see some flash plays there. And they'll do just enough to win the ball game. It'll be a cardiac arrest game.


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[Assistant] Up and down and all this kind of stuff until it's over with. It's entertaining, but, uh, it's not like a blowout where you detach at the end of the game. So.


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[Assistant] The first game, rusty. Offense, defense was fine, especially in today's thing.


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[Assistant] Offense rusty, timing was off, offensive line was bad.


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[Assistant] Uh, you didn't know what they were doing. Uh, Trevor Penning didn't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, it looked to me he didn't know his assignments totally. He was asking Hearst next to him questions. Like when they broke huddle, I would see him turn to Hearst and say something. Hearst would say something like he was confused. It was noticeably, you see him, it's just confusion. The man was a


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[Assistant] But he's also still a young offensive lineman. All these guys require that and he's still got to play together to get chemistry. They got to play in the games to get chemistry to understand.


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[Assistant] And the quarterback back there, all this stuff has to be a part of it. And it takes, it's going to take some time, at least a month.


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[Assistant] Now I'm saying if the Sanks is good as we think they're offensively speaking, we should see radical improvement from the Sanks against the Packers. We should see them running the ball more effectively and setting up the play action. We should see Carr get comfortable to take shots down the field to test a secondary.


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[Assistant] We should see a lot more smoother, confident car in this third matchup here. We should see a lot. It should be a radical jump. It shouldn't be, I'm not saying he'll be perfect.


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[Assistant] But there should be a noticeable improvement in his play in the third game. It should be.


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[Assistant] To the fact that sometimes we might not show up for the game or that your adversary might just have a better game plan and they're just adjusting better than you are.


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[Assistant] You know, this stuff is just what it is. But I get what you're saying, Randolph. I understand, bro. I get it.


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[Assistant] Saying that sir, are you saying, you kept saying you wanted another guy. Alright Eugene, folks, he says, folks, forget about Brooks made a couple of Pro Bowls and Kars made a few, but nothing like having two Hall of Fame QBs back to back. Bro, you are a fortunate team if you have Brett Farr.


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[Assistant] And then get Aaron Rodgers and have all that winning. There's a lot of winning between cause they played for a long time.


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[Assistant] You have Favre and then Aaron Rodgers and they play and then Jordan Love has to follow that. That's, that's very difficult to do. I wouldn't, I'm going to be paying attention to that guy.


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[Assistant] Alright, K says, Q, it's time to fire Doug Marrone. Is it, is it time? Okay, that experiment ain't work. No, I'm not gonna fire Doug Marrone. I think...


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[Assistant] Marrone's done a good job. Look what he did with Cesar Ruiz. So, I mean, if anything, I wouldn't fire him. I, you know, I would kind of say, listen, we need to just work on this. Look what he did for Cesar Ruiz. Talking about a ball of confusion. That was Cesar Ruiz. Remember? Cesar Ruiz turned into a very good.


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[Assistant] Right guard for us and that's large part because of his preparation and Doug Morrone helping out.


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[Assistant] Before the Saints kind of get it together, but this is all about chemistry. We just need to be patient for the first. I don't think we fired Doug Marrone. I think Doug Marrone.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's not perfect, but he done, look what he did. He had Caesar Ruiz playing so well, the Saints gave him a four year, what is it, a four year extension. They paid Caesar Ruiz. At first he was like, I don't know if we gonna keep him here. Cause he, you know.


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[Assistant] He was looking kind of shaky, credit to Cesar Ruiz. He got it together. He was our best offensive lineman last year in many games. And he, the Saints believe in him. They gave him the paper.


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[Assistant] So that first round draft pick that coach Peyton called out several years ago, paid off. Not a guy is on his way to being a very.


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[Assistant] Sturdy offensive lineman for me. Right now he's, he's had some room for improvement because he did give up a few plays, but most of the offensive line is, and dare I say it, the Saints offensive line needs an attitude adjustment. Dare I say that? Too many nice guys, and Penning's the nasty one of the bunch, but it's hard for the nasty offensive lineman.


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[Assistant] To talk about being nasty when he getting nastily beat.


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[Assistant] All these other guys. So he kind of puts himself in the shell. That's what happened with the Mario Davis last year, uh, in many games when the Saints were struggling.


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[Assistant] On the backend when they were giving up big plays and allowing 130 something yards rushing or whatever the hell it was.


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[Assistant] You know, it's hard for DiMario to stand up in front of everybody and say, y'all, we need to step this, you know, or whatever. Y'all need to play better or whatever. We need to play.


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[Assistant] And they saying, bro, you're the one giving up the plays. You getting punched over, moved over, you know, you getting moved on out the way.


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[Assistant] You know, so it kind of happens like a guy takes on this.


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[Assistant] He's playing well and then he takes the team and said, listen, we need to step up. A lot of that is like player only stuff. The same thing had one player only meeting last year to try to stop the nosebleed that was happening.


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[Assistant] You know, so hopefully this year we don't have that same mentality.


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[Assistant] That we be, you know, we recognize what we need to do and fix it. Cause right now the Saints is who we know.


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[Assistant] And that's all that matters. They're winning through the adversity and that takes character. It takes character to do that.


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[Assistant] The win through adversity. Ramses Q, why is Kirkwood being used?


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[Assistant] Instead of A.T. Perry, because Kirkwood's playing good, bro.


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[Assistant] Kirkwood is playing good. He's reliable. And this is the, like I said, this is the key Kirkwood we had before he left.


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[Assistant] And went to Carolina and then they turned him into garbage. And then he had to come back here and learn how to play.


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[Assistant] You know, it took him a, I think he came back last year and then it took him from that point to this point to become what he was. This is the Kirk, the Keith Kirkwood we had the prior year before he left. This is the same guy.


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[Assistant] He was doing this same stuff. He was catching the ball, showing up, doing this thing. That's why Keith Kirkwood, you don't see A.T. Perry out there because Keith Kirkwood is doing this thing. He's doing this thing.


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[Assistant] All right, Rob says Carl Michael didn't use Taysom that much last year. Hope he changes. Yeah, you got to use Taysom bro.


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[Assistant] Derek says Q, we know pinning was not dancing, but I punter.


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[Assistant] Need to go. It's these guys are young, bro. You gotta have patience. We just got them, bro. And that's like I was saying, we gotta have patience. We've got to have patience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you go. That's right, Randolph. He says, Q, you're right. The Chiefs are 18 in score. Y'all know the Chiefs gonna get it together.


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[Assistant] Y'all know. Right now they're saying, oh well, the Cincinnati Bungle's in trouble. Oh well, the Chiefs are in trouble. Oh well. What? What?


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[Assistant] Y'all know this is going to normalize. You know that Tampa Bay is not going to win anymore than what they're about to win. Now they're going to lose to who they got this week.


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[Assistant] They got Detroit this week and then we going to beat them. They about to drop two in a row.


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[Assistant] They bout to drop two games in a row. This stuff gon flip around in a month. In two weeks everything gon change around and you gon start seeing the teams that belong on top be on top. You gon see Buffalo take they place. You gon see Kansas City take they place. You gon see, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] The good teams start to, they're struggling right now, start taking their place. The bangles going to get right. All these teams going to solidify and they going to get right. Y'all know this.


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[Assistant] So none of this stuff that's happening right now, the Tampa Bay thing is kind of surprising good for them.


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[Assistant] But they got a tough Detroit team. They got a plan. Then right behind that, they got the Saints. So, you know, this stuff going to flip on his head. But in terms of these young guys, y'all got to remember, man.


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[Assistant] With the punter Hitley and with our kicker and all these rookies, you gotta be patient with these guys. Trevor Penning, this is his second year. He's in a sophomore year. He could be going through a sophomore slump that happens with these guys. These are young players that we're counting on to give us production.


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[Assistant] And that is not going, it takes some patience.


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[Assistant] It's going to take a lot of patience when you're dealing with rookie players in starting roles or young players in starting roles. Hell, some of these ve-


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[Assistant] Dougie's on the short rope. All right. Thank you. You got to be patient. Uh, Saints for license Carmichael is so up and down with his play call. It needs to be more consistent. This season will be long. I think that if the.


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[Assistant] The execution is better. We not talking about Carmichael's play calling. You see what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] The play calling looks bad because Carmichael, because of the execution looks bad.


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[Assistant] So if, if Derek Hart, if the offensive line is protecting Derek Carr so he can throw to make the proper reads and if Carr is on code and he's making a proper reads and throwing it to the right people and making the correct throws.


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[Assistant] And the overall play execution looks better. It makes Carmichael looks good. If Carr is struggling, the Saints can't run the ball because the offensive line is not operating correctly.


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[Assistant] You know, they're not lining up and they're not winning an individual matchups. We talk about units, but when offensive linemen.


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[Assistant] They have to win their individual matchups as a whole. That left tackle got to beat that guy in front of them. Left guard, center, right guard, right tackle, same thing.


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[Assistant] Them guys got to line up against the guy that they across and it got to beat that guy. You got to win your one-on-one matchups.


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[Assistant] Each player, each player winning them one-on-one matchups.


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[Assistant] That speaks to the group as a whole and then that speaks to the dominance of the line because they all win in those individual matchups as a whole and they're dominating the line that they're playing against. When that happens.


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[Assistant] To be the focal point of the defense that we plan and it would then.


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[Assistant] You know, put resources to stop in the run that's gassing them.


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[Assistant] When they think a run coming, we, we go to the pass and that means that the less resources there in the passing game to stop us. And we go one down one down the field to a wide open Rashid Shaheed or him beating a guy. He's beating the guy by five yards.


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[Assistant] You know, something like that. So like I said, it's individual matchups. The guys have to win and that.


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[Assistant] Makes the play calling look bad because the execution is terrible. So if the execution looks bad.


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[Assistant] You saying, well, P. Carmichael is trash or whatever. You ain't saying it, but people generally says that, you know, the execution.


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[Assistant] Makes the play caller look a lot better. It makes the place look better. And people say, man Q.


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[Assistant] P. Carmichael called the hell of a game. Yea, the execution was a lot better.


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[Assistant] If you see this confusion on Penning and Hurst faces the D-line matchups.


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[Assistant] See it too. Oh yeah, we see it. They see it for him to admit it was eye opening to me because I don't want my guys talking like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Alan Williams resigned after the feds ran up in his crib and found sensitive material. They don't just up and decide what to do with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's crazy because I thought it was, I thought it was a health issue that the report that I read said.


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[Assistant] Uh, health issues, you're saying is something else. They ran up there and got some sensitive information. Uh-oh, you know what that mean? A lot of that going on. Demetri says, Tampa got the Eagles this week. All right. And then y'all. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Adonis says, how do you think rookie Jordan Howell would do against the green belt? If he's the call Adonis, uhm, another young player requires patience, bro.


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[Assistant] And you best believe if he's starting for us and it's not a JT grill or a, uhm, Lonnie Johnson Jr. or something like that, uhm,


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[Assistant] It could, it could be, even if it's a JT grill or a Lonnie Johnson Jr or one of these guys, it can be problematic.


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[Assistant] But Jordan Houdins, it takes patience with these young guys, but I really like Jordan Houdin though.


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[Assistant] You know, I was scouting them when the Saints picked them. Like, why are they taking the safety? But bro.


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[Assistant] That kid could play. This could be a blessing in disguise because listen, we knew Marcus May was going to miss some time. Remember he missed six games last year with injuries. Uh, he played well the first, first week then he got turned around on one of the runs guy ran right past him, but he did get a pick. He had a sack.


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[Assistant] So he has some plays, but getting Jordan Howden out there, he's the future of the position. You're interested to see how he do, man, but I think, I think he'll, I think he'll be all right, man. You just, you just have to watch out because they're going to target him.


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[Assistant] DeWise's pinning is still a rookie if you count the game. Yeah, he has what? This'll be three games that he's played cause he didn't.


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[Assistant] He didn't start all of last year, except for one game, the Carolina game at the back of the season.


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[Assistant] That and then this, the matchup week one and week two, three games for his career. He gonna need time, fam. We gonna need time with the pinning thing. What's up, Barbara, baby? Shout out to you. Marvin says, uh, run game solid, but can't block a toy truck. Okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, Marv says, Hurts Pete. I'm sorry, trade as soon as possible. Alright, nobody's a fan of those guys. Yeah. Alright, Eugene says, uh, defense can see confusion all they want.


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[Assistant] That's good, that's, this is the trial by fire for young players. Reps, rough reps are what turns Similac babies into savvy veterans. Indeed, indeed fam. We need to be patient. Alright, uh, Barbara says best believe Lonnie Johnson plays, he's gonna get you a P.F. for the aggressive player of the worst possible time. Alright. Alright, Marvin says Lonnie Johnson gonna start. Alright, thank you Marvin. Alright, he says any rumors on the running back position? Uhm, nothing as of yet, man. You know,


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[Assistant] Kendra, let me see if I can put the depth chart up again, man. Let me see if I still have that up and then we're going to get ready to get on up out of here. Give me just a second. Let me see if I can find my depth chart.


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[Assistant] Cause I just had it up here. Okay, here we go. All right. Let me set a depth chart with you guys.


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[Assistant] This is uh, of course you mentioned the running back. Two positions that we're looking at. Jamal's going to be out for the next couple of weeks according to reports. Tony Jones Jr. did his thing. He was elevated from the practice squad.


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[Assistant] Uh, today, well, yeaah, today I want to say it was, Kendre Miller is healthy.


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[Assistant] Now I remember Kendrick Miller, Dennis Allen, say this again. Dennis Allen did say Kendrick could have played in last week's matchup, but they just held him out.


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[Assistant] Kendre Miller, Tony Jones, Taysom Hill. That's your running backs.


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[Assistant] Now do they activate another guy off the practice squad to bring them in there or something like that? Well.


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[Assistant] We have one running back that's on the practice squad and that's Jordan Mims. Remember they picked up Jordan Mims who is, uh, who played collegiately along with, um,


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[Assistant] Our current suspended quarterback Jake Hanraut in Fresno State.


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[Assistant] So he's the other running back on the practice squad. I think the Saints will go with those guys.


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[Assistant] We'll see what they do, but usually around Wednesday, that's when you start seeing if they were going to bring somebody in. It'd have been now. They would have brought somebody in. The only guy that they did sign.


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[Assistant] They signed a guy to the practice squad. I told you who that was. It was Cam.


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[Assistant] That's a former third round draft pick by the Minnesota Vikings.


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[Assistant] So he's a guy that we, you know, we brought to the practice squad. So they're going to use this Kendre Miller, Tony Jones, Junya.


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[Assistant] And take some heel running back one, you know, and you do that for one more week. You just got one more week and then you get Elvin back.


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[Assistant] After the Green Bay game is over, we get Elvin Kamara back. So, Tony Jones, Kendre, taste him not in that order of course, but.


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[Assistant] That'll probably be what we did, we do for the Green Bay Packers.


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[Assistant] Now in terms of the safety, I mean the safety room, as you can see this depth chart is saying that Jordan Howden.


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[Assistant] Will be the guy that steps into position where Marcus May is now suspended for three games. So, but is it, if it's not Jordan Howden, is JT Gray, Lonnie Johnson Jr. We know it ain't going to be Hugo Amadi.


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[Assistant] But it's between those three guys and I'm probably, and I'm thinking it's more than likely, it's probably going to be Jordan Howden, but we'll see what the call is as we get closer to, uh, to the end of the week.


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[Assistant] But Jordan Houghton, of course the Saints could activate a safety as well because they do have a couple of defensive backs on the practice squad. One of which being Jonathan Abram.


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[Assistant] That you can bring in here and I'll think Abram starts, but he can maybe perhaps be a guy that comes in to help you out with the depth. But you know, that's just him. So if Jordan Houdon is the guy, man, you know, and would I be upset if Jordan Houdon is the guy if he's a.


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[Assistant] I would actually be looking forward to seeing what he can do because like I said, this guy is the future of the.


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[Assistant] Of the safety room. We know Tyron Matthews at the back end of his career. Marcus May.


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[Assistant] He was with a lot of injuries in a couple of years. We could see him gone, but Jordan Howden could be the future.


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[Assistant] Jonathan Abrams on a one year deal. So this guy could be the.


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[Assistant] Future of the, so I'd be interested to see if Jordan Holden's the guy, man, we'll see. We'll see, but this depth chart saying that he is, that's not official though, by the way, just, just throwing that out there.


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[Assistant] Alright, Marvin, thank you bro says nothing, just showing some love.


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[Assistant] And him looking confused and him throwing his hands in circles saying, come on, come on, what you got?


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[Assistant] Or him putting his hands over his helmet to hear the play call come in. So I don't think he's calling all of, you know, some...


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[Assistant] That's, that's a trust thing. I think ultimately that eventually when they show him.


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[Assistant] That he knows what he's doing that they'll start giving him. That's an earned thing.


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[Assistant] Even though he make 150 million with the Saints, they gonna be calling him plays until they see that he has the ability to take possession of the offense. Right now he not, he damn sure not even close to that.


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[Assistant] Broderick, how you doing bro? Said the run game the first week was all straight man on man block in very high school.


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[Assistant] And the last game, they ran the power run play, which accounted for most of the yards. They still haven't run trap plays yet. He still ain't got totally, and they run a bag. Thank you, Eric. Appreciate you, bro.


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[Assistant] All right. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I got you, Eugene. I got you. Laddy, daddy. I got you, bro. Yeah, yeah. With the, with the, with the Ronald Isley Kane. I got you.


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[Assistant] Kevin says, we are winning. Yes, indeed. And it's scary because we're not clicking in the entire league. Knows Kishon will be crowned a prophet. Yeah, I heard what Kishon said, man.


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[Assistant] I heard what he's saying. That's, that's what I was telling a lot of family members. I was like, man, listen, after the game, I was like, fam, we do, we still winning these games. We're winning these matchups.


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[Assistant] We're winning these games and the offense is not even 50%.


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[Assistant] You know, they, you know, you seeing a talent, you seeing all of them guys and they still trying to figure it out.


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[Assistant] Or like the throw, like, uh, the touchdown that he could have had on the drive when he, when Tony Jones came in the game, right? Tony Jones came in the game.


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[Assistant] And Derek Carr had time to throw and he was impatient.


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[Assistant] He didn't wait for Tony Jones to get into his route and then turn around.


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[Assistant] So he can get the ball, right? Now he could have threw it out there.


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[Assistant] You know, based on, but he didn't know Tony Jones timing. That's what I was saying about timing. You know, you know how a player performs. Now if you.


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[Assistant] If he would allow Tony Jones to get toward the end of his route where he was running, cause he knew what he was doing.


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[Assistant] And then placed it at a certain period of time. Tony Jones turns around the ball is right there. He catches it touchdown.


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[Assistant] Well, he threw it too early and too fast. There wasn't pressure in his face.


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[Assistant] But he was impatient. He threw the ball out there and Tony Jones turned and the ball just went past him. Remember that?


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[Assistant] And I don't think they got a touchdown that drive. I think they got a few y'all remind me. I think that was a field goal that drive y'all remind me because that could have been a touchdown. So I'm just showing some of these plays a time and place.


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[Assistant] Like they have an opportunities, but the timing is wrong and that takes more reps to get that together.


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[Assistant] And of course, you know, sooner or later, they're going to get the plays that they like to run that bring them the most success.


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[Assistant] They're going to talk about that. They're going to go over that. And that's something that you're supposed to be talking about about right now.


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[Assistant] By which plays grant us the most success. And remember you still missing a very pivotal part of your offense, which is Alvin Kamau. Alvin Kamau, Jamal Williams and all those guys are fantastic, but there's only one Alvin Kamau.


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[Assistant] Elvin Kamara makes a lot of things different in the same offense, even with him just being there. The fact that they can decoy Kamara.


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[Assistant] Everything changes when Kamara is out there. So you got all Michael Thomas and all these guys and then Kamara gets out there. That's a whole different dynamic altogether that has to change. So I mean, the Saints still getting dubs. They still getting, you know, still winning. It's, it's, it's a learning curve.


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[Assistant] They're learning and winning at the same time. And it's a rust factor. It's a timing factor. And them guys just got to figure it out. So I'm going to be patient, man. I'm going to just keep yelling to the family. Yeah. Field goal. Thank you. Thank you, Eric. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Y'all know just one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Y'all remember that play because I was like, see, that's a one of the plays right then. It was several others I can go to, but that was a timing play when


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[Assistant] When Carr, he knew what it was. He knew that was a touchdown. There wasn't a lot of pressure in his face.


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[Assistant] Where if the guy, if the timing was right, the play would have been a big, big time play.


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[Assistant] So that's, it's all about time and they don't have it consistently.


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[Assistant] What's up Sean? Shout out to my brother Sean, man. He says Q, this is the week our offense is gonna have to turn a corner, otherwise we'll lose. Yes indeed, bro. Three, uh, three weeks in, y'all know y'all been listening to the show for a long time. Y'all know I always say it take three to four weeks for the good teams to figure out what they're doing in the NFL season.


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[Assistant] The Green Bay Packer game is gonna be the third week. It's a short week because we played Monday. So we gonna have to get in there and figure it out.


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[Assistant] It's not going to be an easy win for the Saints. It'll probably be easy if the offense comes to play.


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[Assistant] And I'm expecting in the third game for the Saints offense to take a radical leap.


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[Assistant] You know, it ain't gonna be perfect, but I'm expecting them to have at least two or three positive, three or four positive drives.


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[Assistant] In which they make things happen. At least score three touchdowns in the game. You see what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] At least we can get three touchdowns, but realistically speaking, this is what this offense should be scoring. It should be scoring at least 21 points a game.


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[Assistant] Am I, are y'all with me on that? I'm saying at least, I know people gonna say, no, okay, we supposed to throw 28 points a game. I'm saying at the very least, the offense is good as what they have with all the money that they spend, all the weapons that we have.


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[Assistant] This offense should be averaging at the very least 21 points a game.


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[Assistant] At least 21 points a game. And I'm talking about three touchdowns from the offense, not whatever the special teams give you.


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[Assistant] You see, not whatever the, you know, I'm saying this offense is good enough to be at least 21 points a game, not including the field goals the special teams giving. That's what I really do think. So.


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[Assistant] If they turn a corner and get three offensive touchdowns is what I'm saying in the matchup and whatever the field goal game give you this in the defense pinning them people down. It should be like a 31 to 17 affair.


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[Assistant] The game should be a third. If the Saints offense gives you three touchdowns, right? Just at least three touchdowns in a Green Bay Packer game, which is totally possible.


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[Assistant] And not including what the offense, the special teams give you, but the offense give you three touchdowns and the defense plan the way they are, it should be 31 to 17 against Green Bay.


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[Assistant] 31 17 that lets you know they turn in the corner. If you see three touch, three touchdowns in that matchup on green Bayes turf and the saints win 31.


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[Assistant] To 17, they turn in the corner. They ain't turn the corner all the way. They, you know, they about to round it.


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[Assistant] And they ain't got all the way around that thing, but you see that they about to make a move. The third game should be the game they do that. They should be able to do that.


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[Assistant] If not, then you know for certain that the fourth game should be something because you get AK-41 back. So it's going to be cool, man. We'll see, man.


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[Assistant] Alright, Earl says, uh, what's up Earl? He says, Q, what if they already experimented with switching pinning and RAM in practice and saw that it wouldn't work? I don't know, bro. I don't, I don't know if they did that. I mean, it's possible, right?


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[Assistant] But logistically speaking or logically speaking rather.


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[Assistant] Played left tackle before, right? He played over there before. The reason why they stuck him to right is because arm state was over there. But he experimented at the left tackle.


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[Assistant] And he's comfortable at right tackle. We know it's a difference.


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[Assistant] You know? We know it's a difference when you move from right to left. Everything's different. We understand that. But he's a veteran. He played over there before. You know?


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[Assistant] Now I understand the saints mindset in terms of I don't agree with it.


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[Assistant] I understand the Saints mindset in terms of, okay, Ram is comfortable at right side, why disturb him. Uh, pinning.


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[Assistant] There's a left guy, we're gonna just keep him there so we don't have no, whatchamacallit.


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[Assistant] I get that, the comfortable thing. The problem is...


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[Assistant] You may get Ram comfortable and Ram don't really need to be comfortable. The quarterback need to be comfortable. So we need to move.


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[Assistant] Do the best that we can do. And I know that Ram is a better offensive, all around better offensive lineman than Trevor Penning is at this current juncture of his career. You know?


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[Assistant] I, it's just one of those things where you just, you know, you, you give it a whirl and see what happens. And I understand the logic. I don't agree with it, but in the end, you got a young offensive lineman there. That's, that's going to take time. And unfortunately, you know, he's going to get beat this year.


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[Assistant] We just hoping that he gets some help over there. They leave a running back in there to block the chip block or whatever the case may be or a tight end over there to help out from time to time.


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[Assistant] You know, because guys are going to line up over them. They're going to send the best pass rushes over there. They had Justin Houston over there, uh, working them the other day against Carolina.


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[Assistant] You know, Houston ain't no bummy. The Brian Burns is elite, but Houston is a guy.


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[Assistant] One of the top sack getters, active sack getters in the league.


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[Assistant] Houston was over there giving them some work. So it ain't going to stop fam. There you go. That tape is.


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[Assistant] Them people gonna study that tape and look up and down that line and say, what's the weak link of the line? And they looking at pen and struggling and they hearing.


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[Assistant] He was dealing with confidence issues. Oh yeah. He, that's red meat.


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[Assistant] Let's go get em. That's what they do. They gonna target your weak spot and just, and put their best guys at you. Even if they, the guy plays on the opposite side, they gonna cycle them around on top of pinning.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying man, it's a cold-blooded game in the game, but that could be possible, Earl. You ain't saying nothing that's wrong, bro. It could be possible. I'm not at the practice to know what they did.


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[Assistant] I don't know, man. I mean, we got some interesting teams. A lot of these teams think should beat like five weeks into five. We got behind, uhm, we got Green Bay and Green Bay young team should be able to beat them. Tampa Bay, Baker Mayfield should be able to beat them. Behind them, the New England Patriots.


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[Assistant] Bill Belichick struggling, even though that's Bill Belichick, St. Steen is still more talented than Belichick's squad.


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[Assistant] So really over the next three weeks, you should be 3 and 0.


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[Assistant] But we know sometimes the Saints don't do that. Sometimes they don't bring their game, their A game. Sometimes they play down to the level of the competition. Sometimes guys don't show up. Some guys do, some don't.


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[Assistant] Sometimes quarterbacks make bad reads and sometimes, you know, stuff like that. You just never know, bro.


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[Assistant] But, uh, really the next three games of Saints, Saints should be old. They should be what?


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[Assistant] 5-0 in the next three games before things start going up and then.


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[Assistant] We don't really see any really tough opponents until really, and no disrespect to the Minnesota Vikings because I expect them to win some games.


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[Assistant] But you're looking at probably the Vikings game, I want to say. I'm gonna have to pull up the schedule, but.


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[Assistant] I don't know bro, but really truthfully, you're looking at the next seven games. I even say the same realistically, they own code with each other and they don't, they're supposed to do it.


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[Assistant] By week seven, this team should be seven and all right. I mean, for real, but you know, we know it never ends up like that, man. All right. Yes. Sean said the fact that we escaped Carolina by a field goal concerns me. We should have beat them senseless. We left points on the field. Like you said, bro.


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[Assistant] And that takes patience. We got to change. A lot of stuff got to change too. Not just Carr, but also y'all mentioned Pete Carr, Michael. Let's not forget Ronald Curry. He's the passing game coordinator.


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[Assistant] So we need to call in our car, Michael, make sure you put Curry in there too. Cause he's a part of the brain trust of the offensive room alone with car. So they have to call and get together.


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[Assistant] And figure out how to get the big time, the tight ends in the red zone. We cannot leave the red zone.


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[Assistant] Inside the 10 and not convert for touchdowns and leave a body that will field goals. Man, it's just, it's just crazy.


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[Assistant] Big Jay said he tried in Tampa with Wilfs and it didn't go well. It's different bro. Wilfs, uh, you right on. That's a good experiment.


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[Assistant] Says not trying to fix one problem then end up, but who's saying that might be the problem? Ram played that before. Wilf's didn't. Ram played left side before and did a good job.


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[Assistant] So Ram ain't afraid of the left tackle position. He's not, the Saints just elect him to use this model. But yeah, Wilson didn't work, but Wilson is Ram is a different dude. He's played over over there before and has success. But I get what you're saying. Ram's all pro at, uh, right tackle. We got to keep him there. He ain't playing like one bro. Ram is not playing like all pro.


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[Assistant] You know, over the last couple of weeks, but I get what you're saying, bro. Thank you for the comment.


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[Assistant] Alright, so yeaah, we gotta improve, man. Yeaah, the Jaguars. There you go, Robert. Jaguars game will be interesting. That's the game that we looking at.


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[Assistant] Then of course we always, there's always something with Minnesota and that's right before the bye. We got Minnesota, we got to go up there and play the Vikings.


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[Assistant] So it's always something about Kurt Cousin and the Saints in the regular season. I don't know what it is, but you got to watch out for that too. So yeah, the Jags ain't no doubt about it.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, Synergy says Q, why Jimmy not getting any play? I don't know bro, I don't know what's going on with that. I know Jimmy Graham got in the game and then he had that, what was it? Hold and play? He got hit with a hold and then he sent his ass back to the bench?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Jimmy got to get going, but with Fossum Monroe having an ankle issue, I don't know. We might see something, man. You might see something.


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[Assistant] All right. All right. So anyway, with that being said, let me get on. I talked to y'all enough tonight. Much love to the fam. I appreciate y'all for chiming in on this Wednesday stream fam. Like I said, tomorrow, I think it'll be tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Packers, he played for the Seahawks and he played for the Panthers.


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[Assistant] He's a really smart dude, man. Enjoy talking to him about the team, man. He drops some really good game.


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[Assistant] About that squad. So we'll probably see that tomorrow or what not. So listen, I appreciate all the family members chiming with me on this hump day edition of the coma. I'll pop back up here tomorrow. Remember tomorrow is uh, who dat, uh, nation united. Uh, we got my dogs, uh.


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[Assistant] We got my brother hoodie and we got my dog Randolph of the keeping it real podcast. It will be representing tomorrow for who that.


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[Assistant] Nation United will be representing on Thursday, man.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's true. We need to diversify porn.


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[Assistant] How little I know of the struggles and difficulties of such lives.


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[Assistant] I have to admit that instead of spending that sum upon bread and butter, rent, shoes and stockings or butcher's bills, I went out and bought a cat. A beautiful cat. A Persian cat.


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[Assistant] What could be easier than to write articles and buy Persian cats with the profits? But wait a moment. Articles have to be about something. Mine, I seem to remember, was about a novel by a famous man.


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[Assistant] And while I was writing this review, I discovered that if I were going to review books,


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[Assistant] I should need to do battle with a certain phantom. And the phantom was a woman.


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[Assistant] And when I came to know her better, I caught her after the harrowing of a famous poem, The Angel in the House.


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[Assistant] It was she who used to come between me and my paper when I was writing reviews.


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[Assistant] It was she who bothered me and wasted my time and so tormented me that at last I killed her.


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[Assistant] You who come of a younger and happier generation may not have heard of her.


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[Assistant] I will describe her as shortly as I can. She was intensely sympathetic. She was immensely charming. She was utterly unselfish.


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[Assistant] She excelled in the difficult hours of family life. She sacrificed herself daily. If there was a chicken, she took the leg. If there was a draft, she sat in it. In short,


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[Assistant] She was so constituted that she never had a mind or a wish of her own.


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[Assistant] Her purity was supposed to be her chief beauty, her blushes, her great grace. In those days, the last of Queen Victoria, every house had its angel.


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[Assistant] No use going back someplace you've been when there's so many


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[Assistant] I sure am gonna do something. First, I'm going down to the creek and take me a bath.


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[Assistant] I'll change places with you first, pal. You seem a-might too eager to get to California the first day.


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[Assistant] That one fella was telling the chief that soldiers are no good without horses. So they're gonna run off the general's horses.


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[Assistant] They came out of the water here, tools out, talked to the Indians a minute, and then went that way.


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[Assistant] Remember his own calling, I guess, ma'am. The general here fights cannon with cannon. I fight fire with fire.


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[Assistant] General Castro's army. He can tell you where those Shoshone's got them rifles.


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[Assistant] The only difference between a donkey and a soldier is a uniform.


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[Assistant] I feel like a wild Mustang turned loose in a corral with a string of thoroughbreds.


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[Assistant] You oughta do what I'm gonna do. Get back where I belong.


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[Assistant] I guess that's why they gave you this job. Because they knew you couldn't be licked. Even by yourself.


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[Assistant] Say, uhm, can a colonel give orders to a captain?


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[Assistant] My dear sir, words cannot express my gratitude. On such a night as this, a Christmas party, nothing could be pleasanter. Miss Woodhouse, this is an honour, named a delight.


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[Assistant] Forgive me. I must, I must avail myself of this God-given opportunity. To tell you what I'm sure you must already know. That I adore you. Worship you. Passionately. Mr Elton, please! Forgive me. I can't help myself. Dearest Miss Woodhouse. Emma. Release me from torment. Tell me you return my love. Tell me you will be my wife and make me the happiest man on earth. Oh, Emma!


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[Assistant] I read my answer in your eyes. Mr Elton, I am astonished. No, no, I'm sure you cannot be lovely. Lovely as you are.


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[Assistant] Miss Smith? What should I have to do with Miss Smith? What do I care about her?


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[Assistant] Who can think of Miss Smith when Miss Woodhouse is near? No? No, you are all loveliness and modesty, but I'm sure you could not have mistaken my intentions. No, indeed you could not. Charming Miss Woodhouse. Allow me to interpret this interesting silence. It confesses that you have long understood me. Does it not? Lovely. Lovely Miss Woodhouse.


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[Assistant] No doubt there are men who might not object. Everyone has their level. But I am not, I think, quite so much at a loss. No, madam. My visits have been for yourself only. After all the encouragement I received.


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[Assistant] Very like indeed, Augusta. No one observes things as you do.


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[Assistant] There. Did you ever see anything prettier, Mr. Allen?


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[Assistant] No, I didn't mean anything like that. He can't have thought of me like that. He's much too... He's quite grown up.


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[Assistant] Perhaps your Mr. Tilney will be there too. He's not my Mr. Tilney, Isabella. Indeed, you mustn't say he is. Isn't he? Well.


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[Assistant] Are they following? No, they're going towards the churchyard. Good, we have rid of them. Now if we turn down there, it will bring us to Milford.


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[Assistant] He looks as if he were displeased with us. It is only his way.


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[Assistant] The fire pronounced the magic words and a thick smoke arose over the magic mirror. At length he beheld Antonia's lovely form.


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[Assistant] Nestled its head between her breasts and nibbled them in wanton play.


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[Assistant] Ambrosio could bear no more. The blood boiled in his veins and a raging fire rushed through his limbs. I must possess her, he cried. No, no Ambrosio. I shall no longer be able to combat my passions.


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[Assistant] I am convinced with every moment that I have but one alternative. I must enjoy you or die.


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[Assistant] What do you think, Catherine? Oh, it's wonderful. It reminds me of the south of France, the Londres, you know? Yes. Have you traveled much in France? No. Not at all, I've never been there. But I've seen pictures, and it's just as Mrs Radcliffe describes it in Udolpho.


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[Assistant] Because I think you like to tease me. Because the real world's different from the world in stories.


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[Assistant] Of course it is. I love to read, Mrs Radcliffe, but...


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[Assistant] I don't think the real world's full of murders and abductions and ghosts with clanking chains and seductions and everything. Well, not in Fullerton anyway.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'd like to think not.


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[Assistant] The monk reeled from the unholy sight. Receive this talisman, she replied. While you bear this, every door will fly open, and walls will melt away.


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[Assistant] It will procure you access tomorrow night to Antonia's bedchamber.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't think the difference in fortune would be anything to signify.


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[Assistant] We've heard from James. My parents have consented. Yes. Your father has been very good. James is to have a living worth


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[Assistant] But I suppose everybody has the right to do what they like with their own money. I'm very sure that my father's promised as much as he can afford. But Mr. Allen, I was sure, would do something for James. Perhaps he does not approve of his choice of bride. Why should Mr. Allen do anything for James? Or for any of us? He was very kind of Mr. and Mrs. Allen to bring me to Bath, but none of us has any expectations from Mr. Allen.


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[Assistant] I can well understand how she feels. Two years is a long time.


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[Assistant] I think you have had quite a dangerous upbringing. Dangerous? How? Well, it's as Henry says. You've been brought up to believe that everyone is as pure in heart as you are.


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[Assistant] I think Mrs. Allen and your mother are expecting us. Will you come, Isabella? You go, and tell them I'll follow.


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[Assistant] I'm anxious about your brother and Miss Thorpe. I think he cannot know that she's engaged to my brother.


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[Assistant] Do please, I beg you. Make as little alteration to your dress as possible. My father is most particular about meal times. I'm sorry to have to ask you. No, that's quite alright. I'll see you in a few minutes then.


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[Assistant] Tolerably large indeed, sir. But I don't think I've ever been in so large a dining room as this one.


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[Assistant] This was my mother's favorite place. I used to walk so often here with her. Though I never loved it then, as I've loved it since. Her death must have been a great affliction. A great and increasing one. What was she like? Did she look like you? I wish I could show you her portrait. It hangs in her private chamber. I suppose you were with her to the last? No.


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[Assistant] Her illness was sudden and short and before I arrived it was all over.


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[Assistant] So you didn't see her body? No. I wish I could have done. Perhaps it would help me to think of her at peace. Yes. I should like to see her room, if you're willing to show me. You never go there. It is my father's wish. But to see her picture? Yes. Why should you not see it?


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[Assistant] I hope everything is well with you and with James and that your brother is not too much offended with me.


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[Assistant] Northanger Abbey is all that I expected it to be, and Eleanor and her brother very kind.


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[Assistant] I cannot write more now. Send me your news. Your loving friend, Katherine.


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[Assistant] When we were coming to Northanger Abbey, you said that the house held secrets.


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[Assistant] Now you're mocking me. I can't help feeling that this house is not a happy one.


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[Assistant] So, Frederick is safe from her. I can't say I'm surprised. Aren't you? I am very. I wish I'd never known her. You'll soon be as if you never had. There's one thing I can't understand.


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[Assistant] What has Captain Tilney been about all this time? Why should he pay her such attentions and then fly off himself? He has his vanity as well as Mistor. And he is accustomed to having his way.


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[Assistant] Though I am surprised you should have stooped to such an easy conquest. Really?


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[Assistant] And I'm sorry for Isabella. I'm sure she will be over it soon enough.


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[Assistant] I hope I don't need to tell you that his brother has a very different character.


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[Assistant] Hey, dear Catherine, I am Will. Oh god, how shall I tell you? It's, it's not concerning Henry. No, no, not Henry. It is my father himself.


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[Assistant] My father has recollected an engagement that takes our whole family away on Monday. Explanation and apology are impossible. My dear Eleanor, don't be so distressed. I'm not offended. I can be ready to leave on Monday. No, that won't be possible.


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[Assistant] No friend can be better worth keeping than Eleanor. And Mr. Tilney is not to blame. Such a pleasant, agreeable young man, I thought him. He found us a chair, you know.


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[Assistant] And strange, with lots of empty rooms and secret passages.


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[Assistant] And I did think there might be ghosts. But there weren't any ghosts, really.


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[Assistant] People who read too many stories imagine all sorts of horrid things about ghosts and murders. And it is very wrong of them to do so and it can get you into serious trouble. So let me not hear of any of you being so silly. Now, what else would you like to hear about? What games did you play?


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[Assistant] Uhm, we played I Spy and Sherards. We went horse riding and got ourselves very muddy indeed. Was Mr. Turley very handsome, Kathy?


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[Assistant] Yes, I think so. Very handsome and very kind and everything he should be.


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[Assistant] Of course not. Don't talk such nonsense. Now, into your beds, all of you.


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[Assistant] I thought you were so angry with me you told him what you knew. Which would have justified any discourtesy.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, the horses are celebrating too. Don't you wanna dance with me?


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[Assistant] Well, I reckon it's just as well we come up when we did. Uh, just what was the trouble, ma'am?


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[Assistant] You heard what she said. He's got to slap her down. Unless it's true.


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[Assistant] Well, we picked them both up along with the man that was fighting over them. Judge Walker heard the case. That's all I know about it. Yeah, money and a man.


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[Assistant] What are you fighting for? A rundown house and a few acres of worthless land?


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[Assistant] They're not your people, Pat. Not really. There'll be no Pinky Johnson after we're married. You'll be Mrs. Thomas Adams for the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] Well you see Aunt Dicey, this is a court of law. And you're sworn to tell the truth before God.


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[Assistant] What do you expect to do? Crawl into a closet and live there for the rest of your life? Close the door and lock it? Lock everything? Pat, look at me. Look at me! Will you come to your senses? You've got to make a break. Get away from it!


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[Assistant] The very emptiness in the room held menace. To Inspector McGarrity's alert ears, no sound was too slight to be heard. The ticking of the clock.


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[Assistant] I can see why he didn't like you. Now tell you right now what I think. What?


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[Assistant] I am a scientist, Mr. Turtle. It's Tuttle, not a detective. I can tell you this though, do not make too many plans for a birthday.


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[Assistant] Well, this one's a dead soldier. Better hide the bottle before they start squawking. Where'll I put it? There's the spot. Nobody will be the wife.


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[Assistant] Bacon said that a man dies as often as he loses a friend.


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[Assistant] But we gain new life by contact, new friend.


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[Assistant] What is supremely true of living objects is only less true of ideas, which are also alive.


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[Assistant] Where your thoughts are, there will your life be also.


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[Assistant] If your thoughts are confined only to your business, only to your physical welfare,


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[Assistant] Only to the narrow circle of the town in which you live. Then you live in a narrow circle of life.


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[Assistant] But if you are interested in what is going on in China, then you are living in China.


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[Assistant] Then you are living with those highly interesting people. If you listen intently to fine music,


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[Assistant] You are away from your immediate surroundings and living in a world of passion and imagination. To be or not to be, to live intensely and richly, or merely to exist, that depends on ourselves.


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[Assistant] Let widen and intensify our relations. While we live, let live.


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[Assistant] Today's program ends here. Thank you for listening.


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[Assistant] Don't frown Mr. Stiggins, I will say you are an excellent man. Come and sit here for hours together and it has not the least effect upon him.


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[Assistant] Mr Weller the Elder delivers some critical sentiments respecting literary composition, and assisted by his son Samuel, pays a small installment of retaliation to the account of the reverend gentleman with the red nose.


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[Assistant] Not that there was anything whatever to be done, for the consultation had taken place, and the course of proceeding to be adopted had been finally determined on.


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[Assistant] But Mr. Pickwick, being in a most extreme state of excitement, persevered in constantly sending small notes to his attorney, merely containing the enquiry, Dear Perker, is all going on well? To which Mr. Perker invariably forwarded the reply, Dear Pickwick, as well as possible.


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[Assistant] The fact being, as we have already hinted, that there was nothing whatever to go on, either well or ill, until the sitting of the court on the following morning.


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[Assistant] With that imperturbable good humor and unruffleable composure, which formed one of his most striking and amiable characteristics.


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[Assistant] Sam had solaced himself for the most agreeable little dinner, and was waiting at the bar for the glass of warm mixture in which Mr. Pickwick had requested him to drown the fatigues of his morning's walk.


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[Assistant] When a young boy of about three feet high or thereabouts, in a hairy cap and fusty and overalls, whose garb bespoke a laudable ambition to attain in time the elevation of an ostler, entered the passage of the Georgian vulture


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[Assistant] And looked first up the stairs, and then along the passage, and then into the bar, as if in search of somebody to whom he bore a commission.


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[Assistant] Whereupon the barmaid, conceiving it not improbable that the said commission might be directed to the tea or tablespoons of the establishment, accosted the boy with, Now young man, what do you want?


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[Assistant] Is there anybody here named Sam? Inquired the youth in a loud voice of treble quality.


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[Assistant] What's that other name? said Sam Weller, looking round. How should I know? briskly replied the young gentleman below the hairy cap.


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[Assistant] What do you mean by coming to a hotel and asking Aunt Sam with as much politeness as a wild Indian?


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[Assistant] Cause an old gentleman told me to, replied the boy. What old gentleman? Inquired Sam with deep disdain.


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[Assistant] It's my father, my dear, said Mr Weller, turning with an explanatory air to the young lady in the bar. Blessed if I think he hardly knows what my other name is. Well, young broccoli sprout, what then?


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[Assistant] Why then, said the boy? You wish to come to him at six o'clock to our house, cause he wants to see you. Blue Boar, Leadenhall Market. Shall I say you're coming?


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[Assistant] You may venture on that, eh, statement, sir, replied Sam.


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[Assistant] And thus empowered, the young gentleman walked away, awakening all the echoes in George Yard as he did so, with several chaste and extremely correct imitations of a drover's whistle, delivered in a tone of peculiar richness and volume.


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[Assistant] Mr. Weller, having obtained leave of absence from Mr. Pickwick, who in his then state of excitement and worry was by no means displeased of being left alone,


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[Assistant] Where he paused and contemplated, with a face of great calmness and philosophy, the numerous cabs and drivers of short stages who assemble near that famous place of resort to the great terror and confusion of the old lady population of these realms.


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[Assistant] As he was sauntering away his spare time, and stopped to look at almost every object that met his gaze, it is by no means surprising that Mr Weller should have paused before a small stationers and print sellers window.


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[Assistant] But without further explanation, it does appear surprising that his eyes should have no sooner rested on certain pictures which were exposed for sale therein than he gave a sudden start


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[Assistant] was a highly colored representation of a couple of human hearts skewered together with an arrow cooking before a cheerful fire while a male and female cannibal in modern attire


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[Assistant] The gentleman being clad in a blue coat and white trousers and the lady in a deep red police with a parasol of the same were approaching the meal with hungry eyes up a serpentine gravel path leading there unto.


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[Assistant] So saying, he had once stepped into the stationer's shop and requested to be served with a sheet of the best gilt-edged letter paper and a hard nibbed pen which could be warranted not to splutter.


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[Assistant] These articles, having been promptly supplied, he walked on direct towards Leadenhall Market at a good round pace, very different from his recent lingering one.


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[Assistant] Looking round him, he then held a signboard on which the painter's art had delineated something remotely resembling a Cerulean elephant with an aquiline nose in lieu of trunk.


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[Assistant] Rightly conjecturing that this was the blue boar himself, he stepped into the house and inquired concerning his parent.


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[Assistant] He won't be here this three quarters of an hour or more, said the young lady who superintended the domestic arrangements of the Blue Boar.


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[Assistant] Very good my dear, replied Sam. Let me have nine pennies of brandy and water, Luke, and the ink stand, will you miss? The brandy and water, Luke, and the ink stand, having been carried into the little parlour,


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[Assistant] Sam Weller sat himself down in a box near the stove and pulled out the sheet of gilt-head's letter paper and the hard nib pen. Then,


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[Assistant] Looking carefully at the pen to see that there were no hairs in it and dusting down the table so that there might be no crumbs of bread under the paper, Sam tucked up the cuffs of his coat


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[Assistant] Squared his elbows and composed himself to write.


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[Assistant] To ladies and gentlemen who are not in the habit of devoting themselves practically to the science of penmanship, writing a letter is no very easy task.


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[Assistant] It being always considered necessary in such cases for the writer to recline his head on his left arm so as to place his eyes as nearly as possible on the level with the paper while glancing sideways at the letters he is constructing to form with his tongue imaginary letters to correspond.


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[Assistant] These motions, although unquestionably of the greatest assistance to original composition, retired in some degree the progress of the writer. And Sam had unconsciously been a full hour and a half writing words in small text.


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[Assistant] Smearing out wrong ones with his little finger and putting in new ones which required going over very often to render them visible through the old blot.


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[Assistant] Oh my Prussian blue, responded the son laying down his pen. What's the last bulletin about mother-in-law?


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[Assistant] Mrs. Weller passed a very good night, but is uncommon, perverse and unpleasant this morning, signed upon oath T. Weller the Squire Senior. That's the last one as was issued, Sammy, replied Mr. Weller, untying his shawl.


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[Assistant] Nobody yet, inquired Sam. All the symptoms agger awaited, replied Mr Weller, shaking his head.


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[Assistant] But what's that you're a doing of? Pursuit of knowledge and difficulty Sammy?


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[Assistant] I've done now, said Sam with slight embarrassment. I've been a-writing. So I see, replied Mr Weller. Not to any young woman, I hope, Sammy.


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[Assistant] Well, it's no use you saying it ain't, replied Sam. It's a well in time. Oh, what?


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[Assistant] To see you married, Sammy. To see you a deluded victim and thinking in your innocence that it's already capital. Replied Mr. Weller. It's a dreadful trial to a father's feelings, that there, Sammy.


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[Assistant] Nonsense said Sam, I ain't gonna get married. Don't you fret yourself about that. I know you're a judge of these things. Order in your pipe and I'll read you the letter. There.


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[Assistant] Or the consolatory reflection that a fatal disposition to get married ran in the family and couldn't be helped, which calmed Mr. Weller's feelings and caused his grief to subside.


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[Assistant] We should be rather disposed to say that the result was attained by combining the two sources of consolation, for he repeated the second in a low tone very frequently, ringing the bell meanwhile, to order in the first.


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[Assistant] He then divested himself of his upper coat, and lighting the pipe and placing himself in front of the fire with his back towards it, so that he could feel its full heat and recline against the mantelpiece at the same time, turned towards Sam, and with a countenance greatly mollified by the softening influence of tobacco, requested him to fire away.


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[Assistant] Sam dipped his pen into the ink to be ready for any corrections and began with a very theatrical air. Lovely stop.


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[Assistant] They seem to know your ways here, observed Sam. Yes, replied his father. I've been here before in my time. Go on Sammy. Lovely creature.


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[Assistant] Lovely creature, I feel more sure for damned that I ain't proper. Said Mr Weller, taking his pipe from his mouth.


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[Assistant] No, it ain't damned, observed Sam, holding the letter up to the light. It's shamed, there's a blot there. I feel myself ashamed, wordy good, said Mr Weller. Go on.


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[Assistant] I forget what this here word is, said Sam, scratching his head with the pen in vain attempts to remember.


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[Assistant] Why don't you look at it then? Inquired Mr. Weather. So I am a-looking at it, replied Sam, but there's another blot. Here's a C and an I and a D. Shirk and wented perhaps.


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[Assistant] Suggested Mr Weller. No, it ain't that, said Sam. Circumscribed, that's it. That ain't as good a word as circumvented, Sammy, said Mr Weller gravely. Think not, said Sam. Nothing like it, replied his father. But don't you think it means more? Inquired Sam.


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[Assistant] Well, perhaps it's a more tenderer word, said Mr Weller after a few moments reflection. Go on Sammy.


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[Assistant] Feeling myself ashamed and completely circumscribed in addressing or view, for you are a nice gal and nothing but it, that's a wordy pretty sentiment, said the elder Mr Weller, removing his pape to make way for the remark.


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[Assistant] Sam complied with the request and proceeded as follows.


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[Assistant] His father continuing to smoke with a mixed expression of wisdom and complacency, which was particularly edifying.


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[Assistant] Before I see you, I thought all women was alike. So they are, observed the elder, Mr Weller, parenthetically. But now, continued Sam, now I find what a regular soft-headed, incredulous turnip I must have been, for there ain't nobody like you that I like you better than nothing at all.


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[Assistant] I thought it best to make that rather strong, said Sam, looking up.


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[Assistant] Mr Weller nodded approvingly and Sam resumed, So I take a privilege of the day, Mary, my dear.


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[Assistant] By the profil machine, which perhaps you may have heard on Mary, my dear. Although it does finish a portrait and put the frame and glass on complete, with a hook at the end to hang it up by, and all in two minutes and a quarter. I'm afraid that word is on the poetical, Sammy.


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[Assistant] Said Mr Weller dubiously. No he don't. Replied Sam. Reading on very quickly to avoid contesting the point. Accept me Mary my dear as your valentine and think over what I said. My dear Mary I will now conclude. That's all. Said Sam.


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[Assistant] That's a rather sudden pull-up, ain't it, Sammy?" inquired Mr Weller. Not a bit on it, said Sam. Sure, Fister, was more than theirs to great art of letter-writing. Well, said Mr Weller, there's something in that.


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[Assistant] And I wish your mother-in-law had only conducted her conversation on the same Gentile principle. Aren't you going to sign it? That's the difficulty, said Sam. I don't know what to sign it. Sign it, Vella, said the oldest surviving proprietor of that name.


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[Assistant] Won't do, said Sam. Never sign a valentine with your own name.


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[Assistant] What do you think, said Sam? I could end with the worst. What do you think? I don't like it, Sam.


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[Assistant] Rejoice, Mr Weller. I never know the respectable coachman has wrote poetry set one. Has made an affecting copy of Worshies the night before he was hung for the highway robbery. And he was only a Campbellville man, so even that's no rule.


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[Assistant] Squeezed a downhill direction in one corner to Mary, housemaid, at Mr. Nutkin's Mayor's Ipswich Suffolk.


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[Assistant] And put it into his pocket. Wayford, ready for the general post.


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[Assistant] This important business, having been transacted, Mr. Weller the Elder proceeded to open that on which he had summoned his son.


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[Assistant] The first matter relates to your governor, Sammy, said Mr Weller. He's a going to be tried tomorrow, ain't he?


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[Assistant] The trials are coming on, replied Sam. Well, said Mr Weller. Now, I suppose you'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character. Or perhaps to prove a alibi.


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[Assistant] And burying his nose in his tumbler, winked over the top thereon at his astonished son.


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[Assistant] Well, what do you mean, said Sam? You don't think he's going to be tried at the Old Bailey, do you? That ain't no part of the present consideration, Sammy, replied Mr Weller. Wherever he's going to be tried, my boy, and Ali buys the thing to get him off.


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[Assistant] Finding that it was of no use to discuss the matter further, Sam changed the subject and inquired what the second topic was on which his revered parent wished to consult him.


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[Assistant] That's a part of domestic policy, Sammy, said Mr. Weller. These here stiggings. Red-nosed man, inquired Sam, the word is same, replied Mr. Weller. This here red-nosed man, Sammy, visits your mother-in-law with a kindness and constancy as I never see equaled.