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[Assistant] It's like you're in heaven, you're just flying around the basin. Off the bat, I jumped up, it's like, oh my god, I think he did it. I think he did it. And then where it landed, it was like, oh yeah, like that was a no doubter. He did it. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] I've never hit a homerun, I've never hit a homerun in my life over the fence!


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[Assistant] In our league this summer, two kids, two kids have hit it over the fence. AJ and one other kid, that's it.


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[Assistant] I think that's the bar. The biggest thing going against the Browns is the division they're in. You know, we talked about the other day, I kinda laugh at how easy the Guardians division is and just what a meat grinder the Browns division is.


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[Assistant] And, and how important that is, especially in the NFL when you're playing each of those teams twice. But yeah, I mean, we've said since the end of last season, there's no more excuses for this team. It's you're all in and.


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[Assistant] I mean, if two is healthy, they're better, but yeah, who knows? I'll say same. I'll say the same for them as well.


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[Assistant] You know what would be an interesting case study if you go back to Mikey's original question, so they were 12th in the playmakers, whatever, all these rankings run together. So the rankings that he's talking about, so you said that they're top half in all of them, is that right?


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[Assistant] This is a June project and I have no interest in doing it. I'm just saying like, what the aggregate of the Browns compared to the other teams, they're ranking. You know what I mean? They're ranking, they're 12th here, they're 9th there. How does that compare to the rest of the division and then across the NFL? How many teams rank? Well, that's the thing. My guess is all four teams would be in the


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[Assistant] It feels like in all of these rankings that we talk about, those three teams are all jumbled together, pick whatever order you want, like 11, 13, 15, or 12, 15, 17, they're all clumped together.


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[Assistant] Eagles are obviously very good. I think the North is better. I think the North is better still.


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[Assistant] Probably, but I could see the whole thing unraveling and the coach gets blown out and the whole thing falls apart. But quarterback play, I think they have the most consistent quarterback of all.


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[Assistant] Steve, who are we taking? And with the number one pick, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Alright, none of my other strategies have ever worked. Yeah. So I'm gonna go total wild card. Yeah. With the second over I'll pick. Yes. And take Anthony Bennett. No, I'm kidding.


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[Assistant] I know linebacker isn't the most important position, but there's enough depth elsewhere that I'm still gonna get good talent coming back.


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[Assistant] That worked out kind of the way I wanted it to.


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[Assistant] Uh, so what do I need? I need defensive backs. Oh, Jason's up.


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[Assistant] Steve, you gotta bail me out, man. I never win this thing. I need some help. Can we, can we poll the audience? Who does the chat want me to take?


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[Assistant] Maybe I can, maybe I can win one of these if I listen to the, to the chat.


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[Assistant] My god, this team's old. Whatever. Go ahead. Go ahead and read more, Mike.


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[Assistant] You could have taken all browns because we would have mucked that up. Yeaah, that's true. Yeaah, we wouldn't have let you do that.


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[Assistant] Why not? Yeah. Yeah, I do too. I, I think I said when this started, the longer this goes, the more I would like the Browns chances. This would be a huge move for the Browns. I never felt the Browns were not.


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[Assistant] In the discussion. We're getting to the point now where yeaah. I think price is coming down. I think it becomes a more logical type of connection now. I think this, I've been saying all along, I think like


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[Assistant] It kind of, I don't want to use this comparison.


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[Assistant] But I will anyway. It's not a perfect fit, but it kind of feels like the Jadavian clowny thing. Now, Jadavian is different because he chose to come late.


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[Assistant] You know, he wanted to do that every year. Yeah. But just in terms of like that veteran who's been around and I, I, I wasn't


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[Assistant] That's why I don't like the comparison because I didn't love the clowny signing even the first time around.


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[Assistant] But just that veteran who sort of falls through the cracks, who the number gets to be at the right point, remember.


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[Assistant] Hopkins visited the Titans and Rabel made it very clear like, listen, I'm past recruiting. I'm not coaching college anymore. You want to come here? It felt to me when Rabel said that it was like, listen, you want to come here? Here's our number. We're not to get a bidding war over you. We're not going to woo you. If you want this, take it. If not, leave it and go somewhere else.


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[Assistant] And I just get the sense that's how a lot of the teams around the league are viewing this Hopkins thing.


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[Assistant] I'll say what I said when this started, the longer it goes, and now here we are into the end of June, I think the better the odds that he does land here.


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[Assistant] Hopkins, would you trade Donovan Peoples-Jones? I would, yea. Because I don't think he's coming back anyway. I think it depends what you can get for him. You're not going to get a ton.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but Claypool had more of a track record than DPJ. Does he? He was a higher pick, more high profile.


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[Assistant] I mean we're going way down the rabbit hole now, but the DPJ, the reason I would trade him is I just, you want to maximize the value of the asset. And if you're not going to bring him back next year, if he's not going to be here next year anyway, if you do get someone like Hopkins, why lose him for nothing?


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[Assistant] It's right there for the taking. Yeah, it's right there for the taking. We talked about it before. I think they need two bats. Minimum. Absolutely. They really, they need two outfield bats. Really. They're not going to do it this year, but we talked before. Pick one of the three that you got now and that's your center fielder. All three of them can play center field. Pick one of them.


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[Assistant] And I was hesitant to move Kwan off of left because you won a freaking gold glove in left field. You kind of want to leave that there.


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[Assistant] But, but the way that heaves regressed this year is kind of a little bit alarming and concerning. And is it just the typical standard regression and then they take that leap in year three? Well that's what they have to figure out. But you've got to find power.


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[Assistant] Uh, he's a AAA. You know, had he been healthy at the start of the year, he probably would have been here by now. And that's an option. You mentioned Nolan Jones. I think that they just felt like he was too much of a duplicate of Josh Naylor.


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[Assistant] They already had a lefty hitting, slugging guy at that spot. When Ramirez signs long term, that takes up third base. You've got Naylor at first. Can Nolan Jones really play the outfield? You know, I, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You could have played Nolan Jones in first base. Okay, but now you've just doubled. Now, and, and in fairness, Nolan hadn't really shown that he could hit lefties either. No, and it's not enough. They suck. I mean, you know. Right. They're a duplicate of each other. Right. And the prospect that they got back, I know people roll their eyes and get sick of hearing it.


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[Assistant] Well here's why. Here's why. So they had three top prospects. Espino, Williams, and Bide. Espino.


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[Assistant] Is now damaged and may never be what he was. So what have, what if they had traded Williams and then Espino gets hurt? Like it's hard when you've got two or three, it's really hard to pick because if you get that, they're not all going to work. You know, they're not all going to work out. And if you pick the wrong one to trade and then you stick with the one that busts, you've really set yourself. I get why they didn't.


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[Assistant] He's lea- I believe he's leading all first basemen in RBI's. That is correct. So, on that- Oh, you know, oh my god.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, I- So maybe Nailer got the- Well, so the snub thing to me is hard, because if you put Nailer there and you take out Vladi,


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[Assistant] To say that there's necessarily a snub, but for me it's third base in Jose because Matt Chapman's numbers compared to Jose, it's not even close.


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[Assistant] I think he hits, he's not really in a run producing spot in their lineup. Right. So I think that probably has a lot to do with it. I haven't looked at the race, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he


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[Assistant] I mean, the third base thing, it's laughable chat, and Toronto's massive. Like, it's a massive city. Right, we know that because of votes. Jose's gonna be on the team.


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[Assistant] I mean, I hope, I hope Jose's on. I still think there's a chance. Guardians are only getting one. That's a very good chance.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, Naylor and Ramirez are both having all-star caliber seasons. They are having all-star caliber seasons, but there's limited spots. Everybody's gotta have a representative. And they're not having a very good year. I think Ramirez will get in and Naylor will not. That's my guess. On reputation alone, Jose may get in.


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[Assistant] Well, no, I'm saying in the NBA. Yeaah, no, no, no, I gotcha. But MLB, they seem to really, uh, enjoy more. More guys show up. It's, it's, unless you're hurt.


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[Assistant] Well, I like that they timed it this way. You know, I don't think it's coincidence that his first two starts came against Oakland and Kansas City. Right. You know, I think that's, I mean, certainly injuries play into that as well, but it lined up nicely for him to be able to start off this way.


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[Assistant] Earlier right, he can throw harder than what he showed. I was a little surprised that he was 97, 97 because he is more of a 9900, 101 type guy. So, you know, we should see that and that's, it sounds insignificant, but it's massively different. Even 97 to 100, 101 is a big difference to these guys.


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[Assistant] And, and I expect to be better. I thought Will Brennan made a terrific catch in his first outing that really sort of settled things down a little bit because he was on the ropes. He was getting knocked around a little bit and then Brennan made that catch and it just seemed to bring the temperature down in the entire stadium. I was there for that start and I expect.


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[Assistant] This is, this is, this is, he's not going back. Like this is it. He's here to stay. Barring something catastrophic. He's here to stay. And it's, it's, it's something to look forward to. It's exciting.


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[Assistant] It just doesn't feel like it's a year where they can put it all together, but there's nobody else to do it.


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[Assistant] I'll say yes, they're still going to win the division. I keep going back and forth. It's hard to have any confidence in them.


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[Assistant] The bottom of the roster is awful. Anything beyond the top four really is the average at best. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Jared Allen concerned me in the playoffs with the lights were too bright and the way that he just got absolutely bullied in that series. He's the one with the experience coming from Brooklyn. That, that's the one that I think is most alarming. I'm not so much, and Donovan wasn't great either and that's, that's concerning, but the talent obviously is there. He just didn't have a good series.


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[Assistant] But Darius and Evan being their first time there, I still think...


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[Assistant] This is a really good team. I do think that. I'm curious, what would be successful for you? I know you don't care about the regular season. I tend to agree with you on that. So what if they win one playoff series? Is next year successful?


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[Assistant] It's a step, but it's not going to feel like it. In the moment, it won't feel like it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. How about you? I think going there the first time and losing, I didn't like the matchup with the Knicks. No.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I do think it's, it's not inconceivable that they go back and they make a much deeper run, that they win a series, maybe even two series.


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[Assistant] You know, I go back to the, when we did Fence Riders and I said I thought they'd be in contention for one of the top two seeds. I absolutely think that's true. Being in contention and winning it is not the same conversation. It's two different things. But I think they're totally in contention for the, for one of the top two seeds.


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[Assistant] I think Evan Mobley is going to become that guy. I've been high on him all along.


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[Assistant] And the way that Mobley and Allen, the way that it, it's more palatable to play them together is if Evan starts hitting shots. Cause it's not going to be Jared.


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[Assistant] So Evan's got to start making more shots. And, you know, I don't know how realistic it is to expect him to become this 35% three-point shooter in one offseason. I don't know. But if he, but he regressed last year from his rookie year to last year, he regressed. So he's, he has to take some sort of step in his perimeter game. If he doesn't.


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[Assistant] Well, it's still only year three and he's still only 22 and I'm not going to cap a guy at that age, but it will be disappointing for sure. And I think if he doesn't take that step, then I think you do have to look at breaking up Jared and Mobley because you can't keep playing two non-shooting bigs together. It just doesn't work.


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[Assistant] I think it probably would have happened at the draft if it was gonna happen. I mean, in free agency, they could do something in a, in a, where he gets involved in something. But no, I think that, I think right now,


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[Assistant] The plan is to bring this back and try it again. And there is a lot of talent. Like I don't want to be down too down on them. There is a lot of talent here. It just ended so poorly last year. It's left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths.


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[Assistant] The train's out of the station and so it's not necessarily about getting the most out of Evan Mobley and maximizing Evan's potential. It's about winning games. And it's an odd spot to be in because usually when you draft a guy third overall, you're going to be not very good for a while. And so he has time to grow and develop.


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[Assistant] And the Cavs aren't on that time frame now, like it's time to win.


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[Assistant] And so if that means Evan's progression comes along slower,


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[Assistant] At the cost of wins, well then that's the way it has to go because you're trying to compete for a championship. You're on a finite window on Donovan's contract and it's time to go.


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[Assistant] And if that means having lags, then that means having lags. I still think that there's things they could do. And I wrote about this, I think we talked about it during the season.


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[Assistant] Give Evan the first touch every game. Why not? Like, and, and, you know, when Kevin was here, he and I had a conversation about it during the championship years. Kevin got the first touch every game. Other teams knew it was coming. It didn't matter. Whether it's an elbow, a corner three.


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[Assistant] And, and the calves just never really made that a priority.


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[Assistant] And it just feels, it's those little things. It's not a big deal, but it's the little things of make sure Evan touches the ball the first time down. It's a simple hack code to try and get him activated early. Kevin loved it when Kyrie and Lebron were here and he had quarters where he had 18, 20 points in the first quarter and then he finished with 26 or 28.


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[Assistant] But it was getting him involved early, getting him activated early, really sort of set the tone for big guys throughout the course of the remainder of the game.


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[Assistant] 16, 17, 18, it's right around 20. I'd say it's right around 20.


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[Assistant] I mean, they, they instituted rules, the Steppian rule. You can't trade your pick in consecutive years because of Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Does well in summer league and everyone starts getting excited. Listen, this dude is not the answer.


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[Assistant] Alright. Oh, the thing about this dude is not the answer.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what so many people in the NBA, not about Imani, but just in general talking about guys, does the tiger change the stripes?


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[Assistant] I don't want to kill him over the p- it's 49. Like, wh- wh- where we do it?


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[Assistant] I don't think that he's a good team player. Okay. And like, he can go out on the playground and he can hoop, and he's gonna score.


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[Assistant] But can he play within the fabric of the team? I don't believe he can. I don't believe he can.


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[Assistant] And that's why I think he could go to summer league and have a big game if people are going to go crazy.


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[Assistant] And to do it in about 6 weeks. Right. Yes.


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[Assistant] If he is, it's a home run. It's DPJ. It's a big game in the sixth round. I don't think it's a...


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[Assistant] Apple's, Apple's comparison, but it's exactly the conversation we just had about DPJ as a 6th round pick. If he does that, if he's on this team, it's like Deli. You know, Deli was an undrafted free agent and came in and held a really important role in this team. If they get that out of the 49th pick,


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[Assistant] It's hard to compare these because the thunder just fall out with wings. Like there's a bunch of wings out there. Which is what the calves are missing. And the wings are the most important position. Talent wise, I like the calves better, but the thunder are better fit, equipped to win big in today's NBA. Does that make sense, Mike? Do you agree with that?


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[Assistant] You agree, I think Shay's the best. Between all of them? Yea, I like Shay the best. Shay's, Shay's really...


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[Assistant] I like the Cavs better than the Magic. The Magic have some talent, but I like the Cavs. If we're going... Those were all ranked higher, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd go pound for pound the top three with anyone in the league. I agree with that.


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[Assistant] Cranky. He's, it's, it's hard I think for like the Grudens who leave, take 10 years off and come back. Sure, yea yea. La Russa, 81, take all that time off and come back. Then you could say. Yea.


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[Assistant] That's the worst thing ever created. Oh my god. The crap that I get sent to me. Hey, what do you think about this? Who says no? I'm like me. I'm not reading this joke. I'm saying no.


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[Assistant] Compared to where the Spurs are and where the Cavs are. It's $38,936. They just made another trick. Yea, they just made another trick. Uh, I think I would take the Spurs just because of the Wembee factor. But then the Cavs third?


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[Assistant] Probably the calves, probably the calves third on that list. Who are we forgetting?


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[Assistant] If we do top three, I'd go Spurs Cavs. If we have to include...


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[Assistant] If we're going to 5 or so, and I can add in the picks and the future assets, I take the thunder.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I think I'd rather have J. They, they really like Valentunas coming out of the draft. I mean, six lifetimes ago. Uh, but no, I think I'd rather, I think I'd rather have J. Wasn't there a significant NBA trade yesterday?


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[Assistant] The hawks. What's his name? Oh, it was a salary dump. Yeah, it was a money dump.


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[Assistant] Like Utah is going to be a player, sooner than later.


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[Assistant] They're going to be Utah and OKC, man. No thanks to Colin Sexton, though.


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[Assistant] I mean, if it's a one for one, that doesn't make a lot of sense. If you're getting some sort of assets back.


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[Assistant] Let's have that conversation, I guess, but no, I'd rather have JA.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So you're getting off future Jared money. How many more years does Jared Allen have?


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[Assistant] I still think Jared Allen can help this team win. I do think that, but I, I think that he's the most movable piece to try and get what you really need, but I'm going to die. I'm glad it's 1259. Uh, what they don't, what they really need is not another, you don't want to fall into this.


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[Assistant] Lord it is. No. Championship. Championship. The word is championship, Mike. Championship.


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[Assistant] They got better at wide receiver. But how much better did they get? They got better than they were last year.


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[Assistant] Wait, you're taking who? I'm taking the bronze defensive line. I thought you took the bronze. No, I took the bronze second.


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[Assistant] So he's like one of those hybrid guys. To me, he's like DP. He's like, uh. He's like Zoc, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, 85, 84, 85. I was going to say somewhere between 84 and 90. Oh, that's a big gap, 84 and 90.


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[Assistant] No, see, here's the thing. How did I miss it? Me and McNuggets was having a conversation via text and he totally botched what I said. I got a teriyaki chicken bowl and broccoli.


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[Assistant] I don't have high expectations for him right now, right? But it goes back to what we were just talking about. Earl said that as if that was a controversial take. It's just, there's certainly.


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[Assistant] We will talk in good time. For now, let's see what you've learned. It's a sad, but proud day. The day a son first beats his father.


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[Assistant] You may have mastered the sword, but never rushed to meet the world with it drawn. Always come open handed first. Walk with me, son.


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[Assistant] Seize the Britain scum. Your highness, I must- In case you're unaware, my brother, Commodus, is still missing. I intend to find out.


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[Assistant] I've nothing more to say. Then it is clear to me that you Britons do not love as we Romans do.


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[Assistant] I am son of the Emperor, and I do whatever I choose.


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[Assistant] Only the most skilled fighters can enter the tournament.


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[Assistant] Let me see if you fight as well as you dress.


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[Assistant] You've transformed killing into an art form. I, however, express myself in different ways. Here is some of my more recent work.


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[Assistant] I just completed the final embellishments.


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[Assistant] Zombrex chipping is the law.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, great job Academy, solid group of nominees. But maybe you're snubbing someone? Someone like, I don't know, me? Roy Chang? Supporting actor in Crazy Rich Asians available on iTunes and airplanes everywhere? Wait.


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[Assistant] I could have grown a mustache like that, but I care too much about the craft to rely on cheap facial props like that. Okay? Also, my lip can't do that.


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[Assistant] Okay, well fine, what about Adam Driver in Black Landsman? Uh, pfft, you mean emo Darth Vader who brought whining to a galaxy far, far away? Big deal, he played a Jewish guy pretending to be in the KKK. I was playing a Chinese person from Hong Kong when I'm really a Chinese person from Malaysia, okay? That's range.


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[Assistant] Plus, in the movie, I had to play an asshole. When in reality, I'm more of a dick, okay? And understanding that subtle difference is what separates the best supporting men from the best supporting boys, okay? And what about Mahershala Ali, huh? He just sat in the car for two hours. I do that every time I take an Uber, all I get is two stars. And don't get me started on Richard E. Grant.


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[Assistant] Are we gonna, are we just gonna keep nominating him? Is this the best supporting actor award or the best Sam Rockwell award? Plus, there's already another Sam nominated. Okay, too many Sams. Hashtag Oscar so Sams. Wow. Wow. Wow. Ronnie.


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[Assistant] Dude, I'm not lying, you actually had us going. Yeah, thank you. And I hope the Academy will consider this episode for next year's Oscars. Well, we're on TV so it's not eligible for those awards.


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[Assistant] The crags, huh? That's deep in goblin country. If I can get you all in, I'm less sure I can get you all out again.


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[Assistant] I wonder what Charlotte would have thought of Knack if she were still around. Come on, Doc. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Hurry up lad, we don't have all day. Hey Doc, thanks for looking after my nephew.


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[Assistant] Why don't you let me take him for a few days? Oh, he's all yours. Lucas! It's just you and me again.


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[Assistant] The tracks from those goblin tanks should still be visible! Keep a sharp lookout!


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[Assistant] That's the old crag mine. It's huge in there. Tunnels go on for miles. But I'm telling what the goblins are up to. Let's land and take a closer look on foot.


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[Assistant] Faster. Perhaps north? East?


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[Assistant] I can see the tanks. Nothing that looks like a major metalworking operation. There's no way the tanks were made here. The gates open.


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[Assistant] Rider, any thoughts? If I know goblins, then I do. He won't like being in such a small space.


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[Assistant] Let's give him some time. I think he'll tell us everything we wanna know.


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[Assistant] I'll stay here with the chief and see what he has to say. You go. Get my nephew back.


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[Assistant] Huh. Isn't it a little, uh, cold for a stroll? Perhaps not for the Ice Queen, though.


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[Assistant] The source is some super goblin named Gundahar. Where they got them from? Don't know. They seem to have a factory somewhere.


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[Assistant] Ugh, that woman. I know.


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[Assistant] Hey, why don't you come to my place in Monteverde for a few days? I've got an idea I want to run by you.


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[Assistant] Lucas seems to have taken the kidnapping pretty well. Tough kid.


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[Assistant] Did you ever find out what Victor was after exactly? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Do you remember my solo expedition across the barren wastes? No


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[Assistant] Well, in one of the temples I found there was a mural, covered the entire wall, and right in the middle of it was that same pattern. What did the mural say?


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[Assistant] Don't remember really. We could go back and take a look at it. We'd have to make a bit of preparations though first. Unless you're feeling up to scaling a thousand foot cliff.


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[Assistant] I think I know how to find their base. How?


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[Assistant] Just need them to pick up something that'll broadcast their location. Come inside and help me. Nack? Get us some room to work.


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[Assistant] Have we made enough? I hope so. Let's go spread some of these around town. Lucas, stay behind and make a few more. We might need them later.


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[Assistant] So what do you see? Are they here to stay or just visiting? Looks like a smashing grab. Gathering up relics and sunstones and heading back out.


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[Assistant] The Doc and I'll spread around the trackers and hope they pick one up. Knack? Do what you can to keep my town in one piece.


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[Assistant] They took the bait. We can follow them home now.


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[Assistant] He never listens to me. Well, the doc doesn't listen to most people. I wouldn't take it personally.


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[Assistant] Does he, uh, ever talk about your parents? No.


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[Assistant] You ever wonder why the doc takes care of you instead of me? Well, that's an easy one.


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[Assistant] You're never around. That's true. I would make a very bad parrot. Always wandering off somewhere.


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[Assistant] Lucas, you think you fight with the Doc. My little sister. I mean, your mother. That was something to see. Half the time they worked together, she was telling him off about something or another. What I'm trying to say is, you take after her. You're smart. But that's not all. When you talk back to the Doc, make him think about what it is that he's doing, that's when I'm the proudest of you. Just try not to judge him.


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[Assistant] He can't help the way he is. Proud of me, huh? Very. C'mon, let's finish unloading, get some sleep. We got a big day tomorrow.


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[Assistant] There's our destination. Well now what?


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[Assistant] First time I came here, I free-climbed it. Heh, I figured that's not your style, so I put together a little something to help you out.


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[Assistant] Now, these aren't elevators. They can't rise until you get off them. So you'll have to do half of the work.


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[Assistant] Just think of it as climbing a very long staircase.


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[Assistant] That cave entrance was too narrow to get the platforms through. So, we're gonna have to use ropes the rest of the way.


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[Assistant] That I would. Come on, duck. The ropes are waiting.


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[Assistant] We're almost there. I'll start looking for some place to put down.


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[Assistant] Look, a week ago we knew nothing about the giant relics and we were fine. But open that door. Or let Victor open that door. And we'll find out what great transformation really means. Could be bad.


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[Assistant] Can do. Let's take this to the garden. There's a bit more room.


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[Assistant] So, Victor, you still think I'm too dumb?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's a lot of goblins to fight through. And they look tough.


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[Assistant] Cool! Ooh, I'm getting chills. Off for more. Mmm.


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[Assistant] It's a new look for me. What do you think? You look fierce. I feel fierce too. But I'm gonna have to hustle once I get out there.


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[Assistant] I figure I've got less than a minute before the sun melts me back down to size.


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[Assistant] I am at that. Stick close now. Let's go find the others.


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[Assistant] Like I was sleepwalking. It's the strangest thing.


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[Assistant] Whatever I am doesn't want to be far from this for too long.


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[Assistant] No. I think I'm really the key. See the holes in the door? Each of them is in the shape of one of my parts. There's my chest. There's my head. Victor thinks I can open that door for him.


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[Assistant] Victor found a couple dozen of these giant relics down deep in the mine. He's got big plans for them.


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[Assistant] One more mystery to clear up when we meet Gundahar. Let's get going.


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[Assistant] I get big. I break things. I can't help it. But what you do, this is evil. Join you


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[Assistant] So, you saved the best for last. Pretty. You want me to wait while you get in it? I'll warn you, I'm not in the most patient of moods.


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[Assistant] But did you happen to notice the giant box of relics he's carrying?


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[Assistant] Doctor, the path leads into some caves. Hopefully more relics in there.


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[Assistant] Hmm, how about that building?


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[Assistant] You're gonna need to stay far back so you don't get electrocuted. Better yet.


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[Assistant] I'll meet you up top that hill. I'm guessing that's where we'll find Gundahar.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm no human, but it seems a bit more complex than that.


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[Assistant] Now you make sure you're long gone before the fireworks start.


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[Assistant] You ask why. You destroy human outposts, and invaded their cities, and for what? Sunstones and relics?


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[Assistant] And I'm simply here to show you that attacks on the humans will not be ignored.


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[Assistant] Didn't think you had it in you. Well, one does what one...


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[Assistant] Uh, the doctor does strategy. I do execution.


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[Assistant] Looks like that rock ball has you blocked. Care to hand over that big heavy key?


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[Assistant] I won't last long at this rate. Better find more relics before I melt away to nothing.


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[Assistant] Hahaha. Stealthknock is back.


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[Assistant] Everything seems to be in the right place. But they're on to me. No more sneaking around.


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[Assistant] Blending on going to rescue Charlotte? We don't get that key back. Bad things could happen.


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[Assistant] We fought our way across the whole ship. The key's got to be close now. And there it is! And there's Victor too.


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[Assistant] Now we know what great danger in that cave painting meant.


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[Assistant] Not to worry, doctor. As you always say, I'm your greatest creation.


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[Assistant] Honey, please. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Not quite sure what my daughter sees in you. You want to impress me? Here's your chance.


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[Assistant] Great news, we're trending in the right direction. Even...


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[Assistant] Florida? Surprisingly, yes. But I've been trying so hard. We're not clear yet, though. I still recommend keeping masks and social distancing. So what you're saying is... Probably not. Your thing. I should lift masks and all other mandates. That's literally the opposite of what I just said. The exact opposite.


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[Assistant] Thanks to an e-mail typo, a man in Arizona was accidentally invited to a total stranger's bachelor party. And what happened next brings us to a segment called


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[Assistant] This is William Novak of Phoenix, Arizona. A couple weeks ago, he got a group email titled Angelo's Bachelor Party, inviting him to a party in Vermont for a guy he'd never met.


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[Assistant] Get a million emails a day and they all suck. Every email in our inbox is asking us to do something we don't want to do, like meet with our supervisor, pay our bills, or have coffee with Karen so she can get closure. But this guy...


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[Assistant] Got an e-mail offering him a chance to have an adventure, and he took it. Now, Will, Will's a new dad. He can't be throwing his money around on spontaneous trips, and that's why he started a GoFundMe page called Help Me Go to the Bachelor Party of a Stranger. The whole trip was funded in two hours!


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[Assistant] So how did the bachelor party go? You know, it's pretty standard. They did regular bachelor party stuff like drinking, smoking cigars, and driving around in a free Maserati.


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[Assistant] Our country's more divided than ever, so it's a delight to see just one story about people coming together. So thank you, Will Novak, for opening that e-mail instead of ignoring it, like I do with mine, because this is the kind of story we need right now.


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[Assistant] Doctor, you head back the way we came. I'll go after Katrina.


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[Assistant] Every time I left prison, it was like a revolving noise. It's just a cycle. It's a curse.


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[Assistant] I'm a little kind of jittery, though, but you know, it's just come with the turf, though, but most like it, I'm, uh, I'm excited to go home today. Take it in yourself, mate. I got you, brother.


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[Assistant] I'm overjoyed today and I thank the Lord for giving me another opportunity to go on with my life.


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[Assistant] I made some bad choices because I didn't take my medicine. So, really I did it to myself.


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[Assistant] You kick me out on the street and you tell me, do this and do that. So by the end of the day, I don't have clothes, I don't have food.


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[Assistant] I don't have no transportation. It's not easy. What do you expect a man to do?


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[Assistant] Right now, I'm like, I don't really care.


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[Assistant] Now, what I'ma do when I get out, I don't know. I don't even know where I'ma go at.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I can't tell you what's going to happen four or five months from now.


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[Assistant] When you don't have nothing, and you don't have hope, what the hell do you have?


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[Assistant] In these communities where incarceration has become so normalized, the system operates practically from cradle to grave.


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[Assistant] Your parent has likely already spent time behind bars.


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[Assistant] You're likely to attend schools that have zero tolerance policies, where police officers patrol the halls, where disputes with teachers are treated as criminal infractions, where a schoolyard fight results in your first arrest.


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[Assistant] It sends this message that whether you follow the rules or you don't.


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[Assistant] 100% real beef is a fact. It comes from farms like ours.


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[Assistant] Jordan, we have no knowledge of a company called 100% Real Beef.


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[Assistant] Jake, Ronnie and Riley for J.R.R. Tolkien.


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[Assistant] Cause they're cosplaying, right? Like they're bumping into each other.


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[Assistant] You know, when I got up this morning, I was very sick to my stomach because you told me I had to dress up as Chewbacca on a stage in front of 250,000 people. I would never do that to you.


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[Assistant] Wow. You got a lot of them.


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[Assistant] Alright Ms. Tribble, this is a document marked admission of guilt. Have you had plenty of time today to go over everything on this document with your attorney, Ms. Hurley? Yes ma'am.


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[Assistant] Alright, Ms. Tribble, how do you plead to the charge of resisting arrest? Guilty or not guilty? Guilty. Uh, the sentence for that today is 20 days on HIP and you are to attend school daily with no one excused absences. Okay? Thank you. Alright, that's all for today. Thank you. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I hate having to lock children up. It is used as a last resort.


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[Assistant] Ms. Tribble, you stand before the court on a motion to hold you in contempt for violation of my court order of home incarceration. It's my understanding that you are admitting to contempt for violation of HIP, is that correct? Yes, ma'am.


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[Assistant] Alright Ms. Tribble, I'm placing you on probation to the Department of Juvenile Justice.


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[Assistant] Ms. Tribble, you understand you're going to be on a curfew now. And if you violate your curfew, they'll bring you back to me. Do you understand what the next step is? Yes ma'am. Any further violations of my order?


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[Assistant] Alright, you will be released back on the HIP program. That's all for today. Thank you. Thank you.


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[Assistant] We're here for sentencing on contempt stipulation of 327.


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[Assistant] Well, it's amazing what the detention center will do for you. Alright, my problem is it is a volatile home situation between Demetria and her aunt. She's violated every other release that I've given her. You stood in front of me, Ms. Duncan, and told me you were not going to violate and you were gone within 24 hours.


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[Assistant] I know, but you promised me before, okay? I can't trust your promise anymore. That's my problem. So I'm not going to release you pending dispo. Okay? She's remanded to LMYDC pending dispo. That's all for today.


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[Assistant] I don't want to lock a youth up. That is not ever what I want to do. But as a last resort, if I cannot get them to come to court, if I cannot get them to quit committing crimes, if I cannot get them to do what they need to be doing,


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[Assistant] Then sometimes that has to be done. If for no other reason than to make sure they don't commit any further crimes and to protect the community that we all live in.


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[Assistant] It is a removal of the child from the home. I certainly don't view that as punishment. A child may view that as punishment. But it is treatment. It is treatment where the child doesn't have the freedom of saying no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, yes, I did, I did. And you know, yeah, you wanna read it?


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[Assistant] You faked my own text messages. Alright, how about you- I'll read mine and you read yours, okay? I'll be blue. See if this seems like me. Hey Colin, I know you're busy and all, but could you help me with my charity show for the people in public housing?


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[Assistant] Man, this place is out of control. He's preaching to the choir.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're streaming, let's see if we get a chat. That's how we know if this is gonna be a success or not, is if the chat pops up.


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[Assistant] So there's always this like weird awkward like five seconds here where we don't know. And then somebody's going to pop in the chat and be like gay and then we'll know it's real until we see the gay.


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[Assistant] Or just any kind of comment. Yep, there it is. First comment. It just says, yer.


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[Assistant] Which is good, you know, I would prefer gay in all caps.


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[Assistant] That ass when I moved to New York in 2004 was, I believe, already in effect.


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[Assistant] You know, like young people, and in particular young people from New York, I believe, often fall victim to the curse of finding one slang term that you like, and then overusing the fuck out of it to the point that it is like self-parody, like I remember having friends who would say OD.


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[Assistant] I still busted out once in a while, people looking at me like I got two heads because it just doesn't make sense on the, on the westernmost coast.


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[Assistant] It doesn't, but then at the same time I feel like Twitter sort of like binds us together and creates more of a global culture where like-


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[Assistant] No, that is a huge thing too. And that's always been like the thing that, uh, kept me from saying the n-word even when I was young and impressionable. Was like, you know, I might've said it once or twice and I was like, holy fuck, that doesn't sound right coming out of my mouth. I should not say that again.


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[Assistant] You were never on Team N-Word? As a young New Yorker, I'm not gonna lie, when I first moved to New York in 2004, that was one of the main things I was amazed by, is just how many white kids were saying the N-Words. Not the N-Words, there's really only one, but in the BMX world, it was like, holy shit, all these kids think they're black. Like, this is crazy.


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[Assistant] Which is like, good shit. Like, you're like, I mean, I would honestly like to know the definition of illustrious right now because I don't have it on deck, but.


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[Assistant] That's like one of those words I've just been using like since I was so young that it like, it's like a brain fart when I try to think about exactly how I would define it.


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[Assistant] Let's talk about the fact that I met you a couple years ago at-


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[Assistant] One year ago at AVN, sorry, okay. Oh really? Holy shit, jeez. Okay, I met you one year ago in Vegas at the AVNs. Where were you at at that point in your life in terms of your career? Because I understand you came up a bit since then.


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[Assistant] And that's what I thought was kinda weird, is I was like, damn, Jane has like official numbers on social media now. When I met her, I'm pretty sure she did not have a very many.


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[Assistant] Under the impression that I was gonna go to AVNs and that all the girls were gonna wanna turn up and fuck and it was gonna be lit. In reality, it's like the girls are working and they have more opportunities to get work done at AVNs than they have any other time.


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[Assistant] During the year, so in reality, their desire to go and drink and do coke and fuck till 6 in the morning is pretty low because they have to be up at like 8 in the morning to go and stand around and take photos with a bunch of sweaty fucks.


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[Assistant] The air is so nice in those casinos. You could just breathe all day.


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[Assistant] I was thinking about how 6'9", when he, like, I remember seeing, like,


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[Assistant] Oh wow, that's the whole thing, yeaah. But no, I was gonna say, I remember like hearing somebody say about 6ix9ine, like one of his friends saying,


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[Assistant] You know, it's kind of very like telling like to what extent, but I understand it too that it's like if you're a big rapper, you don't want to just go tagging every rapper because then all of a sudden you're like, you know, you're kind of like weakening the strength of your shout out, you know?


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[Assistant] But then at the same time, uh, I don't know, it's like, for me, that's wack. Like, if I meet a girl in the porn world or whatever, like, and we hang out with her, of course we're gonna wanna shout her out, right?


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[Assistant] But I see so many girls, I'm gonna be honest with you, in the adult star world who are so


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[Assistant] And that becomes this whole thing where like certain girls will fuck with other girls and like, I don't know. I mean, honestly, I appreciate somebody like Tiana Trump, who my girlfriend is like, she saw how many followers my girlfriend had and just said, ooh.


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[Assistant] It's just kinda like, obvious. And at the end of the day, you know, it's like, it really makes you...


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[Assistant] You know, it's like you don't know how people feel about you until there sort of starts to be like a souring of your public image and then you sort of get to like get a taste.


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[Assistant] You know, okay, we'll meet like a young rapper or whatever and we'll like go and like do a couple videos with him while he's popping and people are interested and want to talk about him and stuff and then he'll keep hitting me up after like trying to meet up on some other shit but meanwhile like his career will have completely fallen off and in my head I'm kind of thinking like shit like


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[Assistant] I'm kind of fake, because I was trying to do videos with this dude like when he was popping and then like six months later he gives a fuck about him and I'm ignoring him, but I am thinking, that's what makes me realize like, I am thinking about shit as a fucking video creator more than I am thinking of it as being like a friend, you know, a lot of times.


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[Assistant] To flatter your ego. I wanna make content that my fans are gonna like and these are very different things.


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[Assistant] And the fans really is the whole thing too. It's like, if, if it was, if my job was just to be a nice guy and just promote you just because I'm a nice guy, then like, okay, cool. But like, that's not really my job. My job is to make videos that my fans want to watch.


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[Assistant] But have you ever heard about girls starting a webcam when they're underage and then suing the shit out of the people who like facilitated it later on, or is this just urban street tales?


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[Assistant] It honestly blows my fucking mind that girls are able to do the shit legally on camera for at 18 sometimes too, cause I'm just like, holy fuck man.


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[Assistant] Maybe some girl likes to, you know, the most she'll ever want to do is she just wants to fucking flash a titty on Twitter.


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[Assistant] So tell me how you go from camming, which you claim you're not that good at, to where you're getting like right into the actual porn world.


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[Assistant] That's crazy because you hear about, you know, well, like, you know, dudes will be saying shit like that, like, oh, you know, yeah, like dudes will like try to slip it in the butt.


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[Assistant] But at the end of the day, like, first anal, like-


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[Assistant] But so you've never been fucking a black guy and just looked down and you're like damn that thing really does look like the eggplant emoji?


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[Assistant] Well good on you, props for that, because I think any girl who sorta like gets that out of the way is, is in a good place. Although I don't know, maybe that's just gonna create more of a market for girls who don't fuck black guys.


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[Assistant] Do you think that the fans are racist? Or do you think that this is actually just something that the porn companies have sort of thought up? Is that they think that the fans really care about that? Or is it just like, you know what it is? I think. It's like,


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[Assistant] Fucking white guys is like playing the video game on level like medium or whatever and then all of a sudden you're on expert mode when you got this like fucking 14 inch giant eggplant dick.


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[Assistant] Let me throw this idea out here. Recently I interviewed Alina Lopez, and she was talking about, I believe it was her, she was talking about how she was, uh, doing a scene with a guy, he couldn't get her, so she proceeded to eat his ass out for a half hour, and while she was doing that, she was texting her boyfriend.


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[Assistant] Was that an option? Any sort of like emergency butt eating to save the dick? Because porn, for the record, is the only place where that could make any kind of sense. Like there's no way that I'm gonna be like, yo Jason, uhm,


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[Assistant] See, that's an interesting thing right there because it sounds like the equivalent of, like, I don't know if you ever see it, that there's like basketball players will get into basketball. They're gigantic monstrous freaks. They're so tall. So like they're actual physical attributes on paper. It's like, yo, this dude's going to be the one.


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[Assistant] But then in reality, they just don't really have much athleticism, they can't move, they're not fast, so then they end up being terrible. Are you saying that this type of dude falls into the category of a guy who's got such a big dick, but then the rest of it doesn't really align with the weaponry?


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[Assistant] Right, and I just want to throw this out there that you had a sort of a peculiar quirk in terms of you sexually, but that then when I found out that you are apparently now super famous for taking huge dicks in the ass, I was even a little bit more-


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[Assistant] Just that, okay, I was having a hard time getting my dick in your vagina.


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[Assistant] It was really tight. And then you went and you got this magical hemp loop.


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[Assistant] Somebody out there is going to remind me of the name of this woman that I forget, but back in the day on the Howard Stern show, I remember he had this woman, was it Houston something? She had, she did 600 guys in a gangbang.


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[Assistant] So is that because you're taking so much dick on set that you just aren't really as interested as people would assume?


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[Assistant] What kind of porn star are you? Like what drives you to actually be in the game? Because some people get into it just because they just want to fuck a lot. Some girls are just straight hustlers. Some girls are, I don't know, they just want to experiment, get freaky. I feel like some girls are doing more of like an art project. They want to create this like pornographic superhero.


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[Assistant] Did you feel like you had to get over like this hump, this hurdle of feeling like a slut? Because I feel like, you know, like was there ever a point in your like high school life where you're like, you know what?


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[Assistant] No, yeaah. Alright, but also when you're younger, it's like that's when you want to fucking figure out what you're into by just doing everything you can.


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[Assistant] What do you get the most joy out of shooting and what do you want to shoot in the future that you think is going to be exciting for you?


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[Assistant] What is the vibe like when you, do you think from your perspective in the gangbang though? Is it like, are you just like a friend to these five, six, seven guys? Are you just like, are you guys all just throwing down or is it like a team vibe where they're all like high-fiving and shit and then you're just sort of over in the corner just like waiting?


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[Assistant] I think too much about what I'm actually doing. I'm just gonna nut in like 30 seconds. I'm trying to like, on one hand, I'm like bouncing back and forth because on one hand, I'm thinking like, wow, I got two girls sucking my dick. This is tight. Look at their faces, full of my dick. And then another part of me is thinking like golf, Red Book Magazine.


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[Assistant] Better homes and gardens. Like anything to just try to stop thinking about how hot what's actually taking place is. And that can be hard, but you know what my number one thing I've realized? My number one trick to not bust when you're trying to go for a while and not bust.


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[Assistant] It gives you a window of like 30 seconds where you're moving around and stuff. But then the number one thing I think is you need to hit some kind of weird position. Like, because if your legs are in like a strange position and shit.


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[Assistant] No, but I feel you for sure. And that's how you, if you are like during the part, like, you know, after you've been banging for a while, then you like, all of a sudden it's like, if you're not, it's okay. But you know, if you don't want to nut.


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[Assistant] And she would never be able to nut from me fucking her. And we would like, we, we were, had been together for like, you know, maybe a month, two months and like she started to like get more and more comfortable with me. She's like, I can tell I'm like, I'm going to nut with you.


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[Assistant] It was difficult. Yea, you wanna keep banging her with your soft dick, but I wore condoms with this girl too, so that was...


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[Assistant] She was all talking about being a slut, she was talking about how she was fucking dudes for a thousand bucks, how she was fucking guys in the strip club, rah rah rah, and then I said something about wearing a condom and she goes, oh no, we don't fuck with condoms. I'm like,


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[Assistant] I just want to put in one request for you as well as for all our fans out there because listen, I have done some interviews with porn girls and then I just was finding out about this from Lana the other day, but basically like at least one porn girl that we interviewed told Lana that like,


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[Assistant] Start to become a Jane fan from this. I just am asking that you like constantly remind her so that she can then in the future give us an accurate reporting of how much of an impact this had on you. And then I will be invoicing you for those followers. Is that $10 per follower?


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[Assistant] I just admit to the idea of us being able to create the next adult star. Not create, but to help expose.


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[Assistant] Every single girl on there, you don't know anything. Well, not you, but the average dude, you do not know anything about them. And if you went out there and tried to find out about them, you're not really going to find anything unless you like, unless like some percentage of them have maybe an interview out there or something. But that was part of what made me want to interview porn stars in the first place is I was like, dude, all these interviews are terrible. Like I'm watching like an interview.


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[Assistant] Or a lot of times it's like, do you like it and eat it now?


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[Assistant] Is there anything else that stands out to you as like, this interview would be like fundamentally flawed if we don't discuss this?


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[Assistant] I think what I'm trying to say is I feel like we need to...


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[Assistant] I believe we're, we're trying to, I forget who we're talking about this, but we're trying to organize a Fist of Fan contest.


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[Assistant] But I want him to come pre-greased. I don't want you to have to go through a whole lot to get the, the, the butthole warmed up. I want them to come in like already, like ready.


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[Assistant] You know you have that kind of butthole, but there's all kinds of women on earth that have no idea that their butthole is capable of that.


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[Assistant] You gotta send me some links to your gape shots, cause I'd like to check that out, see what it's hitting for.


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[Assistant] I've never tried to go beyond two fingers with my girlfriend. Do you think I'm vanilla?


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[Assistant] What do you think your fans are going to really want to see you do, anal, with a regular sized dick, with an Adam 22 sized dick, when there's video out there of you doing something like that?


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[Assistant] The average dick, like myself, I feel like I've hit the wall, but it's very rare, it's like very once in a while.


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[Assistant] But what about if you got to that point and you found the guy with the perfect small head?


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[Assistant] I just wonder because I feel like some girls who are true anal queens, that they maybe are able to do anal so casually that they're able to sort of like give up on that side of things.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something though, that dick I just saw in your butt, if there was a little piece of poop on there, you're definitely not gonna know, number one, cause it's like dead black, but then also, it's like,


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[Assistant] You could have an entire large nugget of poop on that dick and you still wouldn't notice because it's so big that the poop-


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[Assistant] You would know if you're right. But as I'm just saying, that that dick is so big that it would be so hard for a piece of poop to compare to it in size.


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[Assistant] But you know, I pulled that out of her because I don't think she had ever really gotten that, like she said like, yeah, I kind of want to do the poop on my chest to her agent or whatever, but I don't feel like she had really like thought that much about it until I sort of got her.


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[Assistant] She literally wanted to come to the store and have everybody like piss on her and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she wanted to like post up in the back and just get pissed on and I was thinking about it and I'm like, okay.


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[Assistant] I understand that this is like indulging your fantasy, but...


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[Assistant] You know, there's nothing wrong with me too or whatever, but she ended up being one of these crazy ass, like, chicks who was like, accusing all kinds of people of all kinds of shit. I'm like, oh my god, I'm glad I never peed on this bitch.


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[Assistant] Do you have any last words, uh, for those people out here? I feel like, uh, we've, we've hit our hour ten. Yeah, it's time to wrap up. My guest is pulling up and I want to, uh, just sort of wrap this up. Like, where are the, can the people find you? Where can they, uh, stay tuned to all your content and stuff?


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[Assistant] No, super fun, uh, it's uh, it's kinda bummer that uh, Ms. Bougie has some of the plug, wasn't uh, able to make it on time, but you know, it's okay.


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[Assistant] Isn't she... Everyone says the same thing about, uh...


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[Assistant] Oh, wild sexual. Everyone says the same thing. Whenever I mention Lana, they all say,


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[Assistant] Yeah, and also shout out to her for eating that dude's ass to keep him hearty.


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[Assistant] That's some soldier shit right there. You know, I think, I don't know if she wants people to know this, but I think it's because she was brought up Mormon.


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[Assistant] I just didn't want to be the one doxxing her past religious affiliation.


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[Assistant] What even is doxxing? Alright, so everybody out there watching this right now, just know that I'm gonna be back real, real soon with some additional guests. I have at least two more interviews that I'm gonna be doing throughout the course of tonight, but as of right now, I'm gonna go take a shit. Not on my girlfriend either. I'm just gonna poop in the toilet and then flush it.


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[Assistant] This is, I just need, I need you guys to follow her like a cloud of dust for the rest of her life.


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[Assistant] Our farm is three generations. There's my father, my brother, myself, my nephew, and my son. We just raise cattle the way...


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[Assistant] The way they're supposed to be raised, I guess. If you're a cow, it's pretty idyllic.


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[Assistant] The mother cows are on pasture year round. The calves after they're weaned will go into the feedlot. And what do they feed on when they're here?


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[Assistant] Well this particular field is 320 acres. We've got pastures in the mountains that are 24,000 acres. Wow.


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[Assistant] As you can see, that's my house over there. It's 200 yards from the feedlot. I can walk to work. My kids, when they were little, could come over and see me anytime.


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[Assistant] It's important to me that the consumers are told the truth about where their food comes from. We aren't trying to gloss anything. What we do, we're proud of what we do. We eat what we produce in this feedlot and, and I wouldn't try and sell it to somebody else if I wouldn't eat it myself. So Bob, where are we now?


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[Assistant] Right now we're at the feedlot, which is another division of our farm. This is where the calves will come after they're weaned.


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[Assistant] Where 4,000 head capacity were probably considered a medium sized feedlot in Alberta. How many months would they actually


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[Assistant] So Bob, what is actually in the feed? We feed a mixture of straw, silage, grain, and a mineral pack. The straw is this.


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[Assistant] You can see it's from a mature plant. This is barley straw. Savage is just an immature plant. It's green. The nutrient content is spread throughout the whole plant instead of just the seed head. The barley seed from a mature plant looks like this.


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[Assistant] This is the milled barley. That just basically means it's crushed. The reason we do it is it improves the digestion. We do feed analysis on all our feed and, and where it's lacking in vitamins and minerals we get a custom formulated mineral pack. This is a sample of the mixed ration that comes out of a feed truck. It's a silage, the straw. You can see some grain kernels in there. And that's just, that's what the cattle get to eat.


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[Assistant] At least two people have been killed in a shooting near a synagogue in the East German city of Halle.


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[Assistant] And you think there are thousands, possibly tens of thousands of people sharing this material.


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[Assistant] It's a chance to explain to us what North Croatia is all about.


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[Assistant] This simple choice revitalized the saints, transforming them from a degenerate street gang into beloved pop culture icons. But even then, the saints were not satisfied.


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[Assistant] For it's one thing to be revered as a hero. It is another to be a hero.


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[Assistant] And that, my friends, is where our journey begins.


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[Assistant] But even more monumental is this. If the Earth was not destroyed, pragmatism would have won over desperation, and the Saints would never have been reunited with the most dangerous man in all of history, Johnny Gatt.


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[Assistant] You're doing great. The simulation is... Oh no. Wait a minute.


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[Assistant] So any help you can give with gathering information on systems in the simulation would be useful. I'll leave any tasks I have for you in the quest section of your hub.


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[Assistant] The code says you can jump long distances and run at super high speeds. How about starting with a small jump?


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[Assistant] It looks like these hotspots are protected by shield generators. Getting near them will be tricky.


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[Assistant] But you'll have to shut down each one before you can take out the main hub. Which of course is protected by even more Zin. So, good luck with that.


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[Assistant] Good news is they didn't get everybody. Just a whole bunch of people.


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[Assistant] Once you're free from this simulation, I can sever your connection to the Zen Matrix. It will allow me to retrieve your body here in the real world without you suffering permanent brain damage.


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[Assistant] Voting a guy who betrayed you in the number two slot seems like a great way to get killed.


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[Assistant] Well, you don't have superpowers either. Are you kid- What the fuck is on the screen? It's a command prompt. Just gimme a second.


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[Assistant] Oh, I did. I'm just not a big fan of Matt. Kinzie!


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[Assistant] We never invaded- Yes we did. Jesus, what did we do? I'm committing treason if I tell you.


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[Assistant] So how about you stop being a fucking asshole and say thank you for giving us the hope you'll never have?


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[Assistant] Because if we're going to pull off King's plan, we're going to need all the help we can get.


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[Assistant] If you wanna speak with my husband, he'll be home this afternoon.


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[Assistant] Main parts I'll need to assemble the key are the central processing unit, memory modules, and gravity inhibitors. I've located a CPU at the old steel port guard armory. While you get that, I'll look around for the other stuff.


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[Assistant] The key's loaded up. Climb on and make sure it doesn't get destroyed.


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[Assistant] Well, it's certainly going to mess with us enough to give us our shot at taking out Zinyak. With that, I'm 99% positive.


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[Assistant] That's my dog. Shout out to the whole sauce movement. Cause you don't have many Houston people here man. I seen Rizzo and my dog Maxo.


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[Assistant] I understand what, what they're coming from, you know what I'm saying, but uhm, shit, walk don't care.


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[Assistant] Man, around that time, man, that's when I was doing like viral freestyles about anything that was going on crazy on the internet. You know what I'm saying? I had big singles that were like regional, you know what I'm saying, but...


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[Assistant] In between then, I would still do freestyles about current events and all that, you know what I'm saying? But the bigger I got as an artist, I stopped doing it because rappers don't have a sense of humor like that, you know what I'm saying? Like, everybody else think it's funny, but...


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[Assistant] Because I am also a rapper, they take it as a shot, you know what I'm sayin'? So I just fell back from that, you know, and my dog, uh, Remix God, you know, he really does that now, you know. So he make the beat about a situation that's going on, you know what I'm sayin'? So he kinda, that's his lane. And I left it alone because it's like,


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[Assistant] 2015? That's when he had that fight in the mall. So I did it right then, like the next day. That was pretty fucking funny.


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[Assistant] I was doing that in, uh, Mr. Complex article about that in, uh, 2013. I was doing that in 2011 and 12. And, you know, I was, like I said, but the bigger, I got a, I have real music too. Like songs that have charted and shit like that. And the bigger, I got as an artist.


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[Assistant] You know, these rappers will hit these songs on World Star cause every time I did it, World Star would post it.


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[Assistant] They be like, who the fuck is this nigga trying to take a shot at me and shit. And I be like, man, I, it was just a joke, but I get it. Because it wouldn't be funny to me if you, I'm lying, it would be funny to me, but you know, some people, you know.


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[Assistant] Upbringing, man. For the most part, man. I'm from the hood, but I ain't a street nigga. You know what I'm saying? Like I...


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[Assistant] I wasn't walking around with pistols and all that. I wasn't, you know, hitting licks and shit like that. I said I was hitting lick. I wasn't hitting licks. Licker? You know what I'm saying? Nah, like, you just dabble into some bullshit. But I wasn't, like, no gangster. You didn't hit a lick, but a single or not? Yeah, it wasn't no, it wasn't no, like, you know.


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[Assistant] Like I said, I never really knew his music like that, but, you know, I was a real big fan of, you know, LA hip hop when I was young, you know, so I, I, uh, in his society signed tracks and shit like that, so I, his name, I knew what it was, you know, but, you know, shout out to him though.


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[Assistant] For sure. So how'd you get started in the rap game in general? In the rap game, uhm... Or starting in music?


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[Assistant] I've been making music since I was 10 years old, you know what I'm saying, but uhm, I didn't start making club music, I say the 2009ish, 2008.


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[Assistant] Nah, it was, uh, yeah, club music. Like, uhm, before me, Houston didn't really have a club sound. You know, we had songs about real street shit that you had to play in the club. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, before me, Houston didn't really have a distinct.


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[Assistant] Club music sound, you know what I'm saying, with a few exceptions. You got, uh, UGK, Let Me See It, and, you know, Lil' Old Back Bag, you know, but those were older songs, you know what I'm saying. So, when I came out,


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[Assistant] It gave Houston more of an energetic sound, you know. So now you got the, the, the Cheddar to Connect flick of the wrist. You got the, the sauce movement with more energy. You got, uhm, you know, everything that's, you know, all the way up to my dog Fastlane. Houston didn't really have a club sound.


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[Assistant] Before me, you know, and I ain't saying that they was inspired by me. I'm just saying before me, everybody was like sipping lean, real slow music. Yeah. You never sip lean? No.


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[Assistant] When a lot of rappers come to my city, they hit me up, ay man, I need some lean, I need some serapilite, man.


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[Assistant] I can't just give it to you, but I know who got it. You know what I'm saying? Like I know my rap partners who got it. You know what I'm saying? So. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] A lot of, uh, comedians online, you know what I'm sayin'? A lot of, yo, Instagram comedians, they like, man, I've been a fan of your music since you dropped that freestyle. I'm like, what? Like, that's like the most unimportant song to me in my career, but a lot of people find that about me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they make a freestyle about it. Uh huh. Yeah. That's all it was, man. But memorable moments of my career, man, uhm.


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[Assistant] I'd say man, like that Gangsta Boo project, you know, this Club God 6 I just dropped, I've never got a reaction from an album this big ever with no publicist, no nothing, like blogs are just picking it up, like my fans are really supporting it, you know what I'm saying, they, you know, they,


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[Assistant] The stuff I'm talking about on that album, you know, I'm more known for the club music. So when they hear things about like, you know, the troll Travis Scott thing, like it throw a lot of people off like, whoa, you can rap rap. And I be like, man, my fans know I can rap rap, but you know, if you don't know, you just come in the club.


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[Assistant] People who don't know, you know what I'm sayin', I did Ash The World. I made Ash The World into an album concept first.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? And the point I try to make to people is, Ash the World in Houston was a theme park.


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[Assistant] And that meant a lot to a lot of people in Houston. You know what I'm saying? So Asteroid doesn't belong to me. You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to keep it to myself or nothing. But...


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[Assistant] I put it in album form first and put it out. And he knew that and not saying that he should have asked me or nothing, but the conversation could have been had.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Just cause he knew I did it first. Even Pow Wow had said this to me.


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[Assistant] He say, B King, you know, I want to do an album called Astral, but if I ever did, I would have to talk to you about it or maybe get some beat or something, you know, just because you did it first. You know what I'm saying? And you know, and a lot of people don't care about this and I understand that too. I'm just bringing awareness for people who may not know. You know what I'm saying? Because.


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[Assistant] When I first did the first Ask The World, it was in 2013.


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[Assistant] Then Travis Scott up and follows me on Twitter in 2014.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? So, in 2015, around the time you're hearing these freestyles from me and shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, regionally 2010, but everywhere else like 2015. You've been grinding. Nah, I've been grinding. I've been grinding. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I DM him. I said, hey man, I've worked with every Houston artist except you, man. Laugh out loud. I said, man, we gotta get one in. He said, hell yeah, man. Let's do it. Send me something. I said, okay. So I sent him a song.


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[Assistant] Now, I think, uh, about a couple months later, I'm working on another song that I really hear him on. So, uhm, DM again, like, uh, hey man, just working on this other song that I really hear you on, uhm, I'ma send it to you, you know, let me know what you think. He say, okay, cool, send it to me. I send it to him. He don't reply no more. I say, well,


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[Assistant] I go the next year, I decide to drop an Ashtoworld volume two to the album that I made.


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[Assistant] No, it's documented, you know what I'm saying. So, part two comes out. Everybody like it in the city, especially in Houston. The next year,


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[Assistant] His Ashtware album come out and I heard about his album finna come out named Ashtware, but I was like, maybe it's not gonna be called that, maybe, you know.


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[Assistant] But I'm still not salty, I'm not mad or anything, you know what I'm saying? Because like I say, Astroworld belongs to the whole city. So I made a video on Instagram addressing it, saying uhm, you know, uhm,


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna disrespect him in any things. We've had conversations in the DM before and that'd be fake. You know what I'm saying? But, you know.


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[Assistant] I made the video addressing the situation because I got a large fan base and my fans were like, what's going on with this man? How you feel about Travis doing the Astro album? And I'm like, man, it's cool, you know, it is what it is, you know. So I made a video addressing that. And I left it alone.


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[Assistant] Oktoberish or whatever. My crazy friend, Sauce Walker, uhm, he, uh, I don't know exactly, I can't remember exactly what happened, but,


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[Assistant] Sauce Walker, uhm, he an emotional dude, you know, I don't mean that disrespectfully way, but you know, if something pisses him off, he run straight to Instagram. You know what I'm saying? And when that happened,


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[Assistant] He got on Instagram, made a video, said, man, you bitch ass nigga, you motherfuckin', you supposed to be from the city and this nigga's out here from the city that started that dance, who trying to figure out how they gon' grind and get money and all that and you gon' put somebody else on TV doing the dance, for you know that started in Houston. Now when he made that video,


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[Assistant] And then, his retarded ass texts me back, nah man, I am Houston. I was like, man, this fuckin' asshole. I said, you crazy, dog. You crazy. He said, yeah, man. And I got on Travis' ass about that Astroworld shit too, man. Travis said that,


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[Assistant] The reason he took Ask The World from you and he didn't shot you out on the new one or whatever is because he tried to tweet you back in the day before he blew up and you ignored him. Oh boy. And I say, what? I really reply that with a bunch of A's, what? I say, are you serious? I was like,


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[Assistant] If I ignored you, number one, I'm not a whole ass rapper. I don't ignore my fans. If it's some, uh, real, like, like, you get, probably get hundreds of tweets every day about, if it's some sensible shit, you're gonna reply to it. You know? If it's not...


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[Assistant] Uhm, he said he tweeted me like mentions type shit.


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[Assistant] And this is probably like 2010 when nobody knew who Travis Scott was. Probably when I was like, just starting to blow up.


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[Assistant] I don't see that, no. You know what I'm saying? So uhm, when he told me that, I was like, man, that's fake as hell, man. You know, uhm.


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[Assistant] The fact that, and I have a song about this on club guard 6, he got a couple bars on my albums, I don't rap about rappers, but I had to address that cause the name.


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[Assistant] And he got a couple bars about this whole situation.


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[Assistant] And when I did that song, it brought more clarity to it, especially to the city about the issue with me and him. You know what I'm saying? A lot of people ask me, hey man, what do you need to do to fix this? What would need to be done to fix it? I'm like, man, what he need to do to fix it? Because I ain't do shit.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Like, uhm, in, in Texas, like, like, I'm not gonna say I'm a legend, I know OG, cause that's what people are supposed to say, but I'm, I'm respected out there. You know what I'm saying? So,


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[Assistant] When I say something like that, everybody pay attention, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Everybody was adding him, like, aw man, B King, you know what I'm saying? And I put a video clip of the song, you know, then I get a FaceTime from Max O'Cream.


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[Assistant] Like, why are you still talking to other rappers about me? Max O'Creams evolved all of a sudden. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Shout out to my dog, Max O. Cause I feel like a lame ass nigga for even talking about facetimes and texts and all this, but there's certain things that have to be said on my behalf because the way he's moving, he'll do things


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[Assistant] And I'll look retarded because he's a bigger artist and he has a bigger platform. So if I don't speak on every certain part.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm sayin'? I look like I'm salty, you know what I'm sayin'? He'll do things and hide his hands, you know what I'm sayin'? So it's like, I have to say, let people know about certain things so you can know it's character. Like I say, certain people don't give a fuck. You're super Travis fans and that's cool. Never hated on his music, never talked shit about his family or disrespected him.


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[Assistant] But, I had to speak on the fake shit that was done to me because I mind my business and I don't fuck with nobody.


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[Assistant] No, no, Max, what Travis Scott's doing, he's calling around the city to see if he's in trouble. He's trying to see- See if anybody else is mad at him. He's trying to see how solid I am, or how much people fuck with me, and that they really fuck with me.


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[Assistant] Like the whole city fuck with me. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] It ain't, like the whole city fuck him. He's just trying to call around to see if he's like, in trouble. Because my thing is I'm pretty sure.


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[Assistant] When SauceWalker got on Instagram and called him a bitch ass nigga and all that, he was like, oh, and he got on the phone real quick. SauceWalker, what's wrong? You know what I'm saying? So, he's trying to see if...


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[Assistant] He in trouble like that. I'm not a street nigga, he not a street nigga. I don't even want to come to him like that.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. That was a talk that me and him had. You know what I'm saying? He made it public about that woe dance. You know what I'm saying? I think they ended up meeting that night. You know what I'm saying? He took that video down.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm sayin', but uhm. Like all good rant videos, they gotta get emotional and all that, yea. You know, uhm. Me and uhm.


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[Assistant] Travis Scott was in the same club together about, about two months ago. I didn't even know, I didn't even know he was there.


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[Assistant] I was just going because I was in the area and I happened to be in Houston on the weekend, so I was going to the address. And uhm, while I was chilling in the DJ booth, they said Travis Scott's in the building. You know, so.


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[Assistant] You know, all of a sudden DJ Eric walk up to me, that's one of the biggest strip club DJs in the city.


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[Assistant] He walk up to me and say, hey man, Travis Scott over here in this section, man, I want you to go holla at him. I was like...


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[Assistant] I was like, man, Eric, you know, I'm, don't let the green hair fool you. Like, I'm, I'm not one of them, I'm not finna go over there and have a club talk with this nigga. That's not gonna be a real conversation. Like, I'm not finna do that.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to have a fake picture together and then everybody posts on Instagram like, yeah, that's what we need more of and fuck that shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not finna do that. We building, we working. Yeah, and you know, Eric, he a goofy, crazy nigga too, so he was like, yeah, you right, the club talk should be fake. And he walked off. That's my dog. You know what I'm saying? But.


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[Assistant] You know, at the end of the day, like, I repeat, I ain't no street nigga, he ain't no street nigga, that's why I ain't brought it to him like that. I ain't rap at him like that. I just said the fake shit he did. You know what I'm saying? And...


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[Assistant] Like I say, a lot of people don't care. His fan base don't care. When I dropped this song, a bunch of little white kids hopped in my DM. Man, fuck you. Who the fuck are you? I'm like, hey man, that's cool. Man, it got to you. That's dope. Right. You know what I'm saying? But uhm, at the end of the day, that's just all it is, man. You know, so, like I say, uhm,


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[Assistant] I also think like that. I don't think in clout chasing form. I think like...


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? So, you know, he probably gonna call some more Houston rappers after this interview. He's never gonna call me though.


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[Assistant] You know, like I said, this ain't no street beef, this is some music shit. You know, so if he told me that, I'd have no choice but to, you know, just, you know, I wouldn't believe it, but I'd be like, alright, well, that's what you see, and the truth is, I can respect that, you know, and, you know, going by the ways, but I don't want to be friends and that, like, I'm not,


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[Assistant] I'm not 19 years old. I'm not a clout chasing rapper. Like, he's already shown me his character and what he's like.


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[Assistant] Call other people about me. You know, I've heard other things about things he said about other big rappers at a radio station that no one wants to talk about. Let's talk about it.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, cause I ain't no clout chasin' that. I shouldn't even say it that. I feel fake saying that. But, you know, at the end of the day, you know, I don't want to be friends or nothing, you know, I'm just letting people know and bringing awareness to it. You know, a project that he put out that everyone thinks is dope, that he marketed very well, that was inspired by me.


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[Assistant] Even Riff Raff. Shout out Riff Raff. Even Riff Raff. We saw him from the mud. People can talk down on Riff Raff, but he was at Green's point miles passing out his CDs.


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[Assistant] Like every Houston rapper, we know him, we've seen him from nothing to where we are now with money and shit.


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[Assistant] Travis Scott emerged out of nowhere and I'm not talking down on that, you know, it is what it is, you know, but he came from nowhere. So if you come out of nowhere repping Houston, Houston, we not


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[Assistant] We can't live scripted lives, we not, it's a bunch of pimpsies walking around in Houston, you know what I'm saying? So, for him to appeal authentic, he would have to reach back to the SEC.


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[Assistant] He would have to reach back, you know what I'm saying? These weren't things that he was doing in 2013 or 14, but you hit a certain level and you say you're from Houston.


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[Assistant] You gotta make that shit look believable. You think people, you think he qualifies as an industry plant?


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[Assistant] Nah, I wouldn't disrespect him like that because he makes good music, you know. I don't, I couldn't tell you how an album sounded, you know, but I'm a producer as well and, you know, I make music too so things I hear.


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[Assistant] In the club, maybe, or on the radio, I can listen to that and be like, that's talent there. You know what I'm saying? So I wouldn't say industry plant. You know what I'm saying? But I'll say,


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[Assistant] If you didn't come up from the mud like everybody else, if you had to blow up out of town, the smartest thing to do is to throw a festival with all the Houston legends at it.


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[Assistant] Because it puts, you're trying to put yourself in a light with them.


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[Assistant] So everybody can be like, oh Travis Scott, man, you a legend too. You know what I'm saying? And like I say, I hate-


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[Assistant] Diggin' this deep into it, cause it make me sound like a hater, but I'm not. I have my own, my whole fan base, my whole own fan base. I'm not, you know, but at the end of the day, I can peep.


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[Assistant] I can't really get deep, deep, deep into it because one of the people that's involved, I got a lot of love and respect for him. You know what I'm saying? He made the beat. You know what I'm saying?