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[Assistant] She's saying you owe us, Guardian.


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[Assistant] Mr. Trump, who once called global warming a hoax, signed a sweeping executive order this week calling for regulators to rewrite President Obama's climate change policies.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Nancy Pelosi, lifelong Democrat and Speaker of the House.


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[Assistant] It's not at all surprising that fossil fuel companies would promote ideas and policies that enable the continued use of fossil fuel so that they can sell these fossil fuels. Flows over.


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[Assistant] There's sort of a happy story here that carbon capture and sequestration is a way to reduce emissions and keep


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[Assistant] Our existing fossil fuel companies going, but it's not actually the direction to go.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's sort of the easy direction to propose to go, but it's not the direction to go to actually stop climate change or prevent global warming.


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[Assistant] The point here is that the medical emergency exception is a loophole that allows the doctor to ignore parental notice.


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[Assistant] And I see you. Peek-a-boo! Oh, peek-a-boo!


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Once upon a time, there were three very tired little munchkins.


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[Assistant] So we're gonna take y'all to where it's a little bit Cambodian. Old folks be drinking and sing karaoke. But this is C-Block. Where the Asian boys be. Where some Black Cripple be.


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[Assistant] My pleasure. You take care. Likewise, ma'am. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] The house does look really great. It's large, which is good. It's big enough for us. Lingxiao included.


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[Assistant] Oh sweetie, would you stop being so moody already? I've been living here since I was a child.


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[Assistant] I just feel that it's well developed enough here. And it's easier to do things now, right?


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[Assistant] You were even so happy before when you went fishing with your uncle. And you miss Ling Xiao too, don't you?


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[Assistant] Actually, I didn't think of that before. After all, I've been so used to living in Singapore. However, your uncle's words made much sense. You're all staying here.


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[Assistant] If anything happens when I'm old someday, you'd have to take a flight to Singapore. So it would be better that I come back now.


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[Assistant] If you're worried about that, I already thought of an idea. Since it's still summer vacation, before the term, we'll return to Singapore and come back for the winter holidays. Then return there for the new term. Planes are convenient anyway, and it won't take too much time traveling then.


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[Assistant] After she graduates from senior high school, she can't attend a university here, since there are many good colleges here now. In Singapore,


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[Assistant] I'll just need to sell the house before leaving. Then we can move back here again. There's just one year left anyway.


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[Assistant] I actually just want to live closer to you so I can see you more often and take good care of you. We are a family, so we should live together. Parents should always be focusing on their children.


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[Assistant] To go shopping, have some coffee and walk around. That's what you said, right? You just don't trust me no matter what I say. Sure, it's all my fault. I was wrong then. Wrong and unlucky.


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[Assistant] I even failed to visit my mother before she died. Then lost my husband in a car accident and injured my legs as well. I'm a burden to you. It's no wonder.


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[Assistant] But if you don't want, you don't need to see me again. I won't contact you anymore.


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[Assistant] We've been divorced for a long time already. I don't think I have to report everything I do to you.


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[Assistant] I know that I need to support my son, since he wants to settle here. That's why I came back for him.


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[Assistant] Of course I know it. It's just he's a bit introverted and quiet. He doesn't talk much to others. He became more outgoing when he returned.


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[Assistant] We're not close since I haven't seen her for a long time. I don't know, perhaps he misunderstood me.


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[Assistant] Welcome back to Guns of the Wind. It's a rematch against TotalBiscuit and we're gonna battle them again. But first, we're gonna do some customization of our characters and ship to make it the way you want. So this time we win, something like that.


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[Assistant] Oh no! On your mother's birthday?!


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[Assistant] Thank you guys, and I'll see you all later. Byeeee!


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[Assistant] So what brings you here? Did you miss my home cooked meals?


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[Assistant] I'm just sending a message to the lady. Why are you making it such a big deal?


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[Assistant] When things didn't work out according to the plan that I had had, I dealt with it very badly. I wanted it the way I wanted it, when I wanted it. And life doesn't happen like that.


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[Assistant] Well, he wasn't clairvoyant that I knew of, but he ended up to be right. And that was how, uhm, I left his office, literally went to a phone booth, called my agent. They said, they want to see you as an understudy for one life to live. I said, an understudy on a soap opera? My heart sank.


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[Assistant] He was autistic. And she said they had the television on in the date room.


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[Assistant] Peek-a-boo. You found me, and I see you.


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[Assistant] Most of what I hear is about exhibition. And the undead infesting your tunnels.


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[Assistant] Artyom, I met a trader selling old postcards of New York City. I thought of your wall.


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[Assistant] Use short bursts Artyom. Help yourself to some ammo too.


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[Assistant] And a gas mask. Put it on if you cross any radiation hot zones. Or, god help you, go up to the surface. Army issue first aid kits, just in case.


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[Assistant] Okay, you're supplied, my friend. Feel free to try out your weapon on my firing range. And uh, you try not to stick out your head too much, okay?


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[Assistant] You've come a long way young man. Where exactly are you from?


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[Assistant] You can leave your gear, it will be safe here. You'll get it back sparkling clean.


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[Assistant] Oh, don't be stupid. He's just trying to save his skin. Why the hell would you help us, huh?


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[Assistant] I, I now want to see more people dead. Then close your eyes and I'll make it quick. Kenny, back off!


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[Assistant] When I tell you something, you fucking listen, you understand? Kenny, come on! There's no need for that! He's getting what he deserves.


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[Assistant] I'm fucking talking to you. I say stop. You'd best stop.


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[Assistant] I was thinking we go with Alvin Jr. What do you think?


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[Assistant] Rebecca mentioned she'd like to name him Alvin, if it was a boy. I mean, Rebecca was so out of it, she hadn't settled on her name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, me too. Alvin Jr. it is. You like that? Well, I think AJ approves. What do you, uh, got there? Cause I think I'm alright. I mentioned it earlier.


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[Assistant] Hopefully it don't scare this little guy. Or you.


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[Assistant] So, I'm guessing this is gonna be the shitty part.


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[Assistant] Boy, Alvin didn't look it. But yeaah, that guy had a pair on him. You were right about me giving myself up.


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[Assistant] God dammit, I knew this was gonna happen. This guy fucked us.


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[Assistant] This is bullshit. Relax. Don't tell me to relax. He's lying. He's been lying this whole time.


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[Assistant] I know we've been walking all day and we're still fucking nowhere!


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[Assistant] It's gonna be different with him. He's gonna get raised right. I won't make the same mistakes again. That's a promise.


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[Assistant] Ain't no sense in both of us being over here. I can handle watch on my own.


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[Assistant] You've been saying that every time I ask. Please. Come. I'm really starting to think you're full of shit.


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[Assistant] Say it in American, asshole. It's okay. Walk. Ice. No shit ice.


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[Assistant] What did she have to say? I know she was running her mouth. What did she say?


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[Assistant] My daddy always had a half dozen wrecks he was fixing up. He was a meansome bitch. But he taught me respect. Girl like Jane could learn a thing or two about that.


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[Assistant] That's puttin' it mild. Feels like another Lily situation to me.


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[Assistant] We're so close, Clem. With a little bit of luck, I can get this thing running. And then we can get out on the road and really make some distance.


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[Assistant] Wellington's gotta be out there. Those rumors can't all be, bunk.


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[Assistant] I mean, hell, there's gotta be something out here, other than snow and goddamn euro trash.


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[Assistant] I went once, long time ago, just before I met Cap.


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[Assistant] Did you turn it? Yes. God dammit!


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[Assistant] We gotta get moving if we're gonna keep AJ alive. We're running out of time. I gotta get this thing to start. Gonna try warming up the battery. Go on inside. I don't like leaving him with that girl.


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[Assistant] You're just gonna leave him here? I don't give a good goddamn where he goes. He's done.


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[Assistant] He could die, better him than another one of us.


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[Assistant] Remember the last time we had a working car and sat around on our asses, Clem? I'm going inside.


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[Assistant] It's me! Clem! Sorry, just give me a second.


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[Assistant] Look, we got maybe a day's worth of food for that kid left. That's it. Clem, think about Rebecca and Alvin. I mean...


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[Assistant] What if Lee hadn't gone tearing across half of Georgia looking for you? A lot of folks died to make that happen. A lot of folks died to get us this far.


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[Assistant] We can't just give up on this kid. I mean, what's the point of going on after that? That's what people like Lee knew. And what people like Jane won't ever understand.


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[Assistant] Carver's Camp? The fuck kind of plan is that?


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[Assistant] What's that? You're talking into my bad ears, sweetheart.


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[Assistant] Tell you what, we can turn around just as soon as you pry this wheel from my cold, dead fingers.


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[Assistant] I'll pull this fucking car over. Go ahead. You wanna die out here?


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[Assistant] In the end, still only care about yourself, right? And where were you when Sarita died?


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[Assistant] I thought you wanted a fresh start. And you know I want that cat. Just tell me what the job is so I can do it.


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[Assistant] Those breaks from reality changed me. I'd wake up with new powers. It was like, my body decided to fight, but my mind just... gave up.


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[Assistant] Gotta get this city ready for the real me. Need some neon. Lots of neon.


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[Assistant] Great, thank you. And enough with the feelers. I get it, you're a creep. Okay, let's move past it.


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[Assistant] Come on, you have a conduit on your side. They're hosed! You'll get these guns to your men, and they'll use them to find us. We're good.


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[Assistant] Get your boys armed and out looking for Brinks, or I'll lays a hole in your sack.


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[Assistant] Look, if you guys are getting spotted, let's use that. Have them all head for Olaf's restaurant by the harbor. I'll hide out on top, and drop the occurrence when they show.


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[Assistant] Jenny, do you think you could find out where that guy goes all day if you had his phone?


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[Assistant] We're gonna get my brother back and shut these assholes down at the same time.


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[Assistant] Gonna be my distinct pleasure. Just point me in the right direction. Oh, and Jenny kicks ass. Give her a call, we gotta leave.


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[Assistant] Good. I hope it's in the current parade. Saves me the time of rutting them down.


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[Assistant] Brett keeps me alive and safe. When people see things like what I just did, they freak out. Can't lose any more family.


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[Assistant] Maybe because you haven't given me something worth using it on. Let me at some of your dupes, then you'll get the fireworks.


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[Assistant] Deal. I spent years running from these guys. Fighting them's more fun.


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[Assistant] I'm just here for my powers. They make me feel... normal.


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[Assistant] Busting up that compound will take a few dupes off the streets. It'll give me room to operate.


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[Assistant] Okay, Texas. Your goons have been released back into the wild.


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[Assistant] I'll distract them. Stop making a ruckus so they'll have to peel off and investigate.


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[Assistant] One thing I like about the bad guys, there's always a lot of discussion before they get around to pulling the trigger.


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[Assistant] You owe me one, kid. You don't look like a rat. Who the hell are you? That's Hunter's token. I'd better take you to Miller. Whatever message you have, save it for him.


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[Assistant] What took you so long? Where's Pavel? Did he... Alright, later. The situation got worse. Nazis literally flooded the station. He'll have to act alone. Sorry.


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[Assistant] But if you can shut down their generator, it'll be easier to sneak past the guards. Take this.


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[Assistant] Look, Captain, it's the kid's first time in Polis. He's been through hell getting here, and he's carrying Hunter's message to Miller. So, cut him some slack, eh?


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[Assistant] You go ahead and take some rest, Artyom, and I'll go find Miller. I hope he's not out on a mission.


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[Assistant] By the way, don't forget to scrub yourself down in the lobby, old man.


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[Assistant] We continue to maintain a position that has evolved with science and is today consistent with the science.


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[Assistant] My name is Darren Woods. I'm the chairman and chief executive officer of Exxon Mobil Corporation.


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[Assistant] ExxonMobil has long recognized that climate change is real and poses serious risks. But there are no easy answers.


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[Assistant] Our position in this space has been consistent with the general consensus in the scientific community.


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[Assistant] But I choked up at dust yesterday.


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[Assistant] Actually, you can learn to make soup here. Yeaah, it's so simple. And Zucho loves soup too.


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[Assistant] Dejen likes to eat sweet food. She also likes to eat sour and sweet dishes.


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[Assistant] I didn't have a relationship with Miss Zhang. Really? The two of us are just friends.


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[Assistant] I picked this book because you said that. You like reading world classics, so I got one and skimmed the pages. I... I never expected that you'll recite the first sentence here.


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[Assistant] It's still a little undercooked. It would be better if it's given another half hour.


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[Assistant] I'm in no mood to do anything without you beside me. Have you made up your mind?


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[Assistant] Dojuan, you must be very upset. Your eyes are puffy from crying. You're so kind. It must be so hard for you to make the choice.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, no matter what happens, I will stay by your side.


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[Assistant] In my opinion, copying once doesn't matter. Just don't do it anymore. Boss Li, you're so talented. I'm sure you will make greater works. I personally think Du Zhuang shouldn't be involved in this matter. You're responsible for the breach of contract.


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[Assistant] One should shoulder up one's own responsibility and leave others out of their troubles. That's my opinion.


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[Assistant] I worked 16 days this month. You owe me half a month's salary. Also, return the necklace I gave you.


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[Assistant] You're the one who never accepted me. You regard me as a stranger. It's you who refused to come back to the family. Did you know? When I was a kid, your grandfather was very strict with me. If I dare to talk back, I'd be hung and beaten up. It's natural for a father to discipline his son. And it's a son's duty to be obedient to his father. It's Chinese tradition that


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[Assistant] Spare the rod and spoil the child, Sucho. I never beat you, right?


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[Assistant] It doesn't make sense. Why are we so incompatible, huh?


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[Assistant] Tell me about Dad Li and Miss He Mei at home. I have an appointment.


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[Assistant] You wanna treat him to dinner? You should do it. You guys have fun. There's a housewarming meal at my mom's. Don't worry, I won't fight with her. I gotta go. My colleague's here. See you at home. Bye bye.


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[Assistant] You don't need to explain. You can do whatever you want. But it has nothing to do with me.


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[Assistant] Whatever you say. Just don't play those boring tricks on me. I have a girlfriend.


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[Assistant] Who would calculate the common good and adhere to it tirelessly. But now he's become something unspeakable.


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[Assistant] It's only a matter of time before I work out a way to rig one of those vital chambers to seek his genetic signature. And then, I can't wait to see Mother's face.


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[Assistant] I'm afraid that ending the lockdown means releasing all the prisoners. So please, be ready before you use that key on the override switch.


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[Assistant] I think I can boil away the water and get the lifeboat to rise, but I can't generate that much heat alone. It's time to recruit the rest of Mother Little Sisters. We're taking them with us. Head to the pediatric wards.


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[Assistant] 1988 was the year that the issue of climate change moved from scientific journals into the realm of public policy.


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[Assistant] I was a 26 year old on the lower end of the totem pole in a senate office.


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[Assistant] Senator Wirth said, I want to write a piece of legislation that addresses global warming.


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[Assistant] The first person I reached out to was Dr. Hansen, the distinguished senior scientist at NASA.


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[Assistant] My response was pretty immediate. This is a big deal. You know, we need to get working on a hearing.


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[Assistant] By the spring of 1988, there was a full scale drought.


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[Assistant] It was my perception that the media wanted to explain this drought and seemed to be at a tipping point on the issue of climate change.


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[Assistant] You could feel it in the room that this was a significant moment.


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[Assistant] It was as if the rocket had lifted off. I wrote on the hearing transcript, historic.


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[Assistant] There are no easy solutions. We're talking here about the use of gas and coal and


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[Assistant] I felt like tremendous progress was being made.


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[Assistant] There was greater awareness. There was public policy emerging. There was international negotiations developing.


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[Assistant] I was aware that this emerging industry of naysayers was growing this effort to cast doubt.


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[Assistant] They were at NOAA, at NASA, this expanding network of people working on this day in and day out.


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[Assistant] Saying that this was a legitimate issue and that we needed to do something about it.


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[Assistant] On the other hand, you had two or three guys who went around to conferences and said, oh, I'm not sure. Oh, maybe there's clouds.


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[Assistant] It quickly became apparent that these were private interests who had a stake in the status quo.


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[Assistant] That the United States was prepared to engage in targets and timetables.


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[Assistant] I mean that was obviously a massive threshold for us to cross.


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[Assistant] I feel that at the end of the day the Clinton-Gore administration was not able to deliver on the lofty promise of American leadership. The door closed for the next 10 years.


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[Assistant] So it was a significant missed opportunity.


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[Assistant] Doctor Doom, it's Doctor Octopus. I found it.


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[Assistant] Your cheap health plan doesn't cover office visits.


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[Assistant] You're never gonna catch me! You're wasting your time!


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[Assistant] You'd be surprised. It covers medical and dental


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[Assistant] You should check the forum now. I dug up dirt on him throughout the night. If you don't read it, it would be in vain.


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[Assistant] Online, he was already accused of plagiarism. He was forced to sign compensation agreements by foreign artists. Not many people know him abroad. I searched for two days to get his dirty secrets.


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[Assistant] Like you said, his transgressions don't absolve you, but I-


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[Assistant] Of course. He knows I'm good with technology.


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[Assistant] I will use it to find Galactus and set him on a course away from Earth.


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[Assistant] Look on shopping. I'll pick the kids up from school at lunchtime, and then I'll come home to get things ready for Jason's birthday party. Don't work too hard. I love you.


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[Assistant] They've been so excited since this morning. I could hardly keep them in line in the supermarket. How's your day then? Managed to get any work done?


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[Assistant] Ugh, I've got a billion things to do. It'll never be ready before Jason's pals arrive.


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[Assistant] I've really gotta focus on this party. We'll continue this little conversation later.


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[Assistant] Oh god, I hope I'll be able to keep the situation under control. Not like last year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I picked it up from the store this morning. Oh, we were lucky. It was the last one in stock.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's hard to believe he's ten years old today. It seems like only yesterday we were flirting in high school. We're getting old, Ethan.


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[Assistant] I took care of the plates myself while you were playing with the kids. Sean? Lunch is ready!


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[Assistant] Does Mrs. Shepherd ever talk about her past? It's not all very clear to her now. Sometimes she'll remember the oddest things though. I suppose if she sees something that reminds her of her past.


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[Assistant] Did she ever mention her sons? Sons? Well, she often mentions John. I think he drowned.


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[Assistant] Does she ever talk about her other son? I didn't know she had another one. I've never heard her mention it.


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[Assistant] Does she get many visitors? She's been here for ten years and you're the first.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, if you show her things, it seems to trigger a memory from her past. You might get it to remember. Thanks for the advice.


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[Assistant] The families of the victims of the origami killer asked me to investigate the murders. I came here just to ask you some questions about Johnny.


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[Assistant] There'll be other victims if we don't stop the killer. You have got to help me, Lauren. You may know something that can aid the investigation.


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[Assistant] I understand, Lord. I know what you're going through.


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[Assistant] But, but, but you're right! Why should you care? It's not your problem anymore, right?


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[Assistant] Tell me about Johnny. What kind of kid was he?


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[Assistant] But if you remember anything, the smallest detail, give me a call.


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[Assistant] Uh, you should be careful. He'll probably be back. Sorry about the mess.


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[Assistant] Can I help you, sir? Well, I hope so. My name's Scott Shelby. I'm a private detective. I'm investigating the case of the origami killer. I'd like to ask you a few questions.


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[Assistant] The killer has kidnapped another victim. A ten-year-old boy. Like your son, Reese.


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[Assistant] I have four days before we find his body on a deserted stretch of wasteland.


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[Assistant] Oh, do you sell inhalers? I'm all out and at least I won't go away completely empty handed. In the back of the store, to the right. Thanks.


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[Assistant] Don't panic, let's just stay calm. Nobody here wants to hurt you. We're all just gonna be cool, and everything will be alright. Yeaah, yeaah, I'm cool man.


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[Assistant] Look, it's not worth it. Put the gun down and just walk away. You giving me advice?


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[Assistant] You don't really want to shoot anybody, do you? I'm sure we can find a way out of this mess, right?


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[Assistant] You're not a killer, are you? You just want a few extra dollars. No blood on your hands. No, I'm not a killer. I ain't no killer!


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[Assistant] Now I want you to put the gun back in your pocket and quietly walk out of the store.


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[Assistant] My friend and I will forget about what just happened and you'll have earned a second chance not to fuck up your life. What do you say?


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[Assistant] Let's see, I need this, and this, and this.


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[Assistant] There, done what I can. That should stop the bleeding. Luckily the wounds aren't too deep.


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[Assistant] You stay there, I'll take care of the baby. Okay?


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[Assistant] I'm a private eye. There's nothing I can't do.


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[Assistant] Do you take care of this baby on your own? Doesn't Jeremy's father live with you anymore?


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[Assistant] Did your husband say anything before he disappeared? Did he leave a note or something?


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[Assistant] Another particular. Accept the address.


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[Assistant] It was typed with an old typewriter. Could be a lead, you never know.


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[Assistant] There's nothing you can do to help, Lauren. It's not a good idea. Believe me.


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[Assistant] Listen, an investigation like this is dangerous. And I don't have time to play the bodyguard.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go find Gordy Kramer. You stay here till I come back. Okay?


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[Assistant] He's upstairs, but he's got two goons blocking the way.


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[Assistant] My name is Scott Shelby. I'm a private detective. I'm investigating the case of the origami killer. I'd like to ask you a few questions.


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[Assistant] I don't know why, but your story just doesn't check out. You're giving me the crap now. Tell me something I can't believe.


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[Assistant] With all due respect, Mr. Kramer, it's up to me to decide who I want to investigate.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, I quit. I'm a private investigator now. Uh, this is Lauren. She's uh, she's a friend.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is Manfred. He's not available right now. Could you call back later this afternoon? Thanks.


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[Assistant] I thought maybe you could tell me about the typewriter that was used to type the address on it.


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[Assistant] If he had a 1920s typewriter, he may have needed Manfred's services to get it fixed. We'll know when we get the list.


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[Assistant] The last thing we need is 24 hours in a police station explaining this whole thing.


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[Assistant] Watch the front door. I'll get rid of our fingerprints from everything we touched since we came in. Better work fast. The police are gonna be here any minute.


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[Assistant] What are you doing, Lord? If someone comes in, we're gonna be in trouble. These are man-pets account books.


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[Assistant] I got what I got. It should be enough to prevent them from finding us. Come on, let's go.


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[Assistant] Listen, we had nothing to do with his murder. We were only there by coincidence.


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[Assistant] Listen, Lauren, I know you want to find the killer, but you're not helping me by putting yourself in danger.


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[Assistant] Crap, I have no choice. I guess I'm doing this to protect her.


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[Assistant] This girl's stubborn as a mule. She don't let up, with or without me.


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[Assistant] Can't just leave her like that. She'd do anything to find the guy who killed her son.


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[Assistant] That makes sense. Didn't want him spilling his guts to us.


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[Assistant] Oh him or one of his men. Gordy has the time and the means not to mention the fucked up attitude to go along with it. He's only a suspect, but he's a pretty guilty looking one.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I've been working on them for a couple years. I build up a mountain of paperwork.


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[Assistant] If he was even remotely interested in origami in the last 30 years, his name may be in there somewhere. Trouble is, there's over 500 names. It gets a squat.


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[Assistant] Well I'm no chef, but I should be able to make some scrambled eggs if you like.


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[Assistant] Be my guest. Go to my bedroom, it's the next door. I'll cook up the eggs while you're under the shower.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. I told ya, I'm not a great chef.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know, checking out the alibi of 30 clients, one by one, that's a lot of legwork.


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[Assistant] Well, Lauren, I mean, that's just an assumption, but yeaah, I suppose.


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[Assistant] The only guy whose name was on both lists died when he was ten. What are you gonna do now? Dig up his coffin, make sure he's dead?


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[Assistant] Looking for a father that would be able to do


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[Assistant] ... where 2,500 scientists from around the world have finally agreed with one another and are convinced that burning oil and coal is causing the world's temperature to rise, which may bring with it environmental disaster.


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[Assistant] Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to the last vlog. V-log or whatever you wanna call it. I've been doing this for almost two years and I still don't know what to call it. But vlog of Cincinnati. And this is weird because we've kinda come full circle considering that this is the first room I started recording videos.


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[Assistant] To a lot of friends before I go out to LA, and some sad, some happy, some indifferent towards my location, uh, but it's just been an interesting experience.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys so much for believing in me and launching-


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[Assistant] I've been trying to upload it all week long. It's technically on YouTube, you can find a link in the description, but it's still processing, so it doesn't show up in the video list. Either way, it's there.


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[Assistant] Little disclaimer, I wish that more


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[Assistant] Of the money it cost to make the shirts would have gone towards a charity. The problem was, these were, uhm, like, more design, more colors, more intricate shirts, so they cost more to print. Uh, because they were three separate shirts, they, you know, you couldn't get the big deals for getting like high volume as it normally would. Because the vol- the bundle had a ten dollar discount that-


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[Assistant] Sense, which is by far more than we've ever raised in the past. All the child's play, so thank you guys so much for doing that. Now,


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[Assistant] Uhm, so, to make up that amount, I donated a thousand dollars during the charity, but to make up this amount and to make sure that we go over the donation, I contributed another nine thousand dollars, uh, when I made the transfer to the bank. I had actually, uh, set up a wire transfer, uh, straight to it.


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[Assistant] Pretty soon, depending on when that goes through, uh, the link to the charity page is in the description. You can see the total raised there. Hopefully. I think you can. But it should reflect that in just a near future. Now, uh, considering


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[Assistant] That I-I donated a lot this time, mostly because it was my last livestream, and I wanted to make it very special, and also, you know, it's no secret


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[Assistant] I've been getting a lot of money and I've never been one that really wants things. I-I-I don't care about like cars, I don't care about cool toys, except for computers. I love computers. But, you know, uh, the things that keep me going are


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[Assistant] I feel like the joker right now. I have a cheap taste. But, but either way, uhm, I make a lot of money on YouTube. That's probably no secret. So, I wanna make sure...


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[Assistant] That that money goes towards the right cause, and I've always thought that I need to lead by example, uh, and I wanna put the majority of what I make towards these charity efforts, whether it's through a donation myself, or organizing my time, or just using this fan base for good.


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[Assistant] And I want people to know that I believe in that message 100%, and I want to continue believing in that, and I want to make sure that you guys put your trust in the right place, and hopefully that place is in me. So, thank you guys so much for everything that you have done up to this point. It's, it's, it's incredible because,


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[Assistant] God, being in this room, it was weird. I-I-I haven't slept in this bed in almost a year and it felt like I slept there a lifetime ago.


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[Assistant] You know, that's how long this year has been for me. Waking up every single day thinking about the channel and thinking about better ways to improve what I do and myself and making the videos better and like making myself better and just going every single day thinking about that, it makes time go at a snail's pace.


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[Assistant] Time crawled by for me, and that's not a bad thing, because it's just been a


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[Assistant] Pushing a boulder up a hill, every day I look at every single thing I can. Not a single second of my day isn't spent thinking about this channel and how I can improve it. And it's been such a rewarding, exhausting journey.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to show you guys what the things that I have in store when I get to LA. And it's just two days away, I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'll probably be set up on Wednesday, but it's gonna be amazing. And all the new subscribers that have joined, and there's been so many of you in the recent weeks, like, it was like,


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[Assistant] We hit 1.5 million, then like two weeks later we hit 1.6 million, then a week and a half later we're at 1.7, and now we're almost at-


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[Assistant] I'm so grateful that you guys believe in me. And that's why it's so important to me that I make sure that trust is well placed. So if you're new to the channel,


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[Assistant] Uhm, check out these videos, I'm gonna put annotations here, here, links in the description. This will probably be to my 10,000, uh, subscriber vlog, so that you can see who I was.


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[Assistant] I'm so proud of what we've built and what we've managed and what we've accomplished. I'm so proud.


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[Assistant] So sincerely from the bottom of my heart, thank you guys so much for believing me. Thank you Cincinnati for having me. Thank you all my friends who have believed in me, not believed in me, just made fun of me, I don't care. Thank you guys, and thank you.


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[Assistant] I declare open the first session of the conference of the parties. The convention is coming of age.


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[Assistant] Is that the spirit of someone you know?


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[Assistant] Good luck my friend. May we be granted victory. Thank you brother.


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[Assistant] I congratulate you on your victory.


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[Assistant] You do realize it's a trap. I know. But still.


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[Assistant] Congratulations. You have done well, my friend.


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[Assistant] Out there, amongst the living.


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[Assistant] And what of you? Why have you been hiding all this time?


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[Assistant] No doubt, you once were. But alas, look at you now. A mere shadow of your former self.


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[Assistant] Help me stop him or you and I will become his favorite pets for all eternity.


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[Assistant] Well listen man, the amount of slander I got to hear from this man, games or peen, is just, uh, unprecedented. And I got loafers I could beat this man in. He knows this, he doesn't want to race me. As Mike knows, he does not want the smoke, it has been readily available to him. So the fact that he goes out...


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[Assistant] It took him a few weeks to really get back to that level. And so Burrow has kind of over the course of his career, oddly enough, kind of managed to not be 100%


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[Assistant] I do, I do agree with that. I think that there's, you know, when we talk to Bengals offensive coordinator, Brian Callahan about


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[Assistant] Ah man, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta watch what I say here, but I will, I will try to answer this as best as possible. Uh, I think that we reported everything fairly.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, he's done so many big things. I think one of the issues about the perception of Jamar Chase, as you go back to that rookie season, he was doing a lot of big things. He came out of the gate. Remember there was all those conversations about him and the drops he had in the preseason, which were not fake. Those, those did occur.


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[Assistant] Your RB1 needs to be on the field in those kind of situations. And Nixon's past protection has always been a point of concern. And so now,


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[Assistant] No more kittens jumping on the bed.


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[Assistant] No more kittens jumping on the bed.


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[Assistant] It is unequivocal that human activities are responsible for climate change. That's the finding of a new study by the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.


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[Assistant] You don't get it, do ya? I'm gonna put the fuckin' bullet right between your eyes if you don't do what I say NOW!


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[Assistant] The hour is nigh, and the wrath of God shall strike men down. I'm preparing for the end of the world.


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[Assistant] I already told you I forgot to report to my parole officer. I didn't want to go back to prison. When I saw the cops, I just bolted. I wasn't thinking straight.


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[Assistant] The lips, my face, my neck, and my chest.


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[Assistant] Alright, NoJumper, the coolest podcast in the world, and today I'm in here with Unknown T. How you feeling, bro? I'm good, thank you, bro. What you saying?


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[Assistant] I'm excited to have you on here, honestly, like I've been checking out so many UK rappers and I gotta say that, uh, Leave the Trap is probably one of my favorite songs, the most stuck in my head. Thank you, thank you. Since I started doing that. Appreciate it, bro. You've been, uh, friends with AJ for a while or how did that song come about?


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Uhm, okay, so tell me a little bit about yourself, exactly where you're coming from. You were just telling me off camera that you never left London?


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[Assistant] We're working on it though. We gotta get you out of stateside.


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[Assistant] Nice. Uhm, okay, so how long have you been rapping for?


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. So your friends were kinda like hyping you up to rap? They believed in you? Yeah, they were encouraging me to rap. Before you believed in yourself, they sorta saw the vision? Yeah, they saw the vision. Okay. So what was it like growing up though? What was your neighborhood like? Tell me what kinda influences you had back then. Yeah, I love my neighborhood, you know.


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[Assistant] You guys are on the blunts out here, or is it a split thing out here? Nah, it's a split thing out here, but obviously sometimes you have the backwoods. Oh, okay. So you guys actually go out of your way, because out here you can't just go to the store and buy some backwoods, you gotta fuckin', there's like a guy who'll come around and sell you backwoods, I heard?


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. That's crazy. But uhm, okay, so, yeah, when you first like started getting into the game, what was, what was the game plan? Like, how did you think that your career was gonna unfold? Or was there like a first song that really set things off? Yeah, obviously me and my two managers, like,


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[Assistant] So they were there from the beginning, you had people in place that believed in you from the beginning.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Damn, that's crazy though. But I mean, I think that's smart, honestly, when you're like thinking about how you want your career to go, that you don't want to necessarily try to...


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[Assistant] Go too big, too fast, but you've been a little bit amazed by the level that you've managed to reach so far.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Uhm, yeaah, cause I'm very curious. You got a lot of like crazy lyrics, a lot of wild slang that I just need to check in on. What's a neek? What's a neek? A neek. A neek is a nerd, lad.


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[Assistant] Right, cause the nine don't talk or chat, them boys debate with the YouTube neeks. Yeaah. There you go. Yeaah, cause that's one thing I notice in the comments on a lot of these UK rap videos is that the jokes in the chat


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[Assistant] They're pretty funny though sometimes, I'm not gonna lie. Yea, they might not be hilarious, still. It's just something about the, the, the nature of the English to just like, joke on somebody and cut them down to size. For real, they love it all. Yea, that's honestly it. Have you ever been upset looking at a YouTube comment or does it ever get under your skin like that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, when you think about it, so you didn't have to like sort of develop a thick skin when it comes to that kind of thing? Were you already? Yeah, I was already, I already had thick skin.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's just mom, okay. So how did they feel when they heard that you were gonna go after this rap thing?


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[Assistant] Right. That's crazy. All of a sudden she probably had people asking her about it. She's gotta help explain it to people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but when, has she ever been upset or interested in any of your lyrical content? You ever have any, any lyrics on a song that she was a little bit concerned about? She knows the game.


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[Assistant] Do you ever, you get harassed by the cops about your lyrics or about anything regarding your-


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[Assistant] So what, they'll just like kinda pull up on you when you're on the street or whatever and then they-


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[Assistant] Yeah, but do you think that the youth are influenced by rap lyrics? Like when you look at your youth, where you listen into certain rap songs and like get inspired to maybe do things that are against the law?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uh, I mean clearly once you've made it into the position where you have some significant number of people listening to you, that's the last thing you want to do is to be wrapped up in that.


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[Assistant] Very true. Um, damn, so okay, when you say drill, was that, was that like the thing that kind of got you into the game was being attracted to that sort of style?


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[Assistant] See that, that to me, when we think about that, we think about Chicago and stuff, it feels like that term has sort of taken on its own life out here.


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[Assistant] Right. So when you say drill, what are you referring to specifically?


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[Assistant] Right, yeah. Uhm, when you, do you still use the term grime?


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[Assistant] I do use the term grime, but not for myself. Right. Yeah. Has that kinda gone by the wayside? I feel like Drill sort of replaced grime as a describer for like underground street music. Honestly, I don't think any genre replaces others. Right. You know what I'm trying to say?


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[Assistant] But I feel like a lot of people at a certain point started calling a lot of UK music grime that maybe didn't fit the typical, uh, format that early on was kinda being used to describe that.


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[Assistant] And then it feels like, you know, like with the drill thing, like, do you feel like people sort of use that term real loosely to just sort of describe anything underground? Or, yeah. Violin? Yeah, people don't understand music. Just use that term for anything. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so what's it been like for like your neighborhood or the people that you grew up around to see what's happening to you and how much support do you feel you get out here?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And it's crazy the power of music too because it's like- Yeah, the power of music.


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[Assistant] You know, like the songs, like just the song that you make in your room can influence people that barely even speak your language, you can influence little kids, grown ass men, like the power of like a popular song.


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[Assistant] Yeah, were you, were you, is it still kind of almost shocking to you that the people support you that tough? That there's really like that much support for your, for your shit being that you're so new?


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[Assistant] At this point, oh yeaah, you know, one thing I wanted to ask you about before I forget is how do you feel about this unknown P guy that I noticed on YouTube? Who kind of, uh, seems to have borrowed part of your name.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Who the fuck is that guy? Do you have any clue? So weird, right? But that's, hey, you gotta have tough skin coming in this game, I guess. It's all banter, okay. See, I was actually wondering if people still said banter out here, because I hadn't actually heard anybody say it the whole time I've been here.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Yeaah, that's crazy. Where was that? What city was that in? Oh London, O2. Oh that was in O2 Reno. Hell yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so yeaah, that must have been pretty shocking. What's like the game plan for your career at this point in terms of just where you're trying to take things and what you think you need to do in order to keep growing your shit?


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[Assistant] Do you think you're capable of a lot more than what you've given them so far?


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[Assistant] Right. Because I mean, there's gotta be a trajectory or like a path to your evolution, like you don't want to necessarily hit him over the head with everything that you think you're capable of right away, huh?


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[Assistant] Interesting. Uhm, did you grow up listening to much American rap that, that make its way into your earlobes as a kid?


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[Assistant] Do you consider, like do you think, that's one thing I notice when I listen to UK rap is it feels like the fans tend to gravitate towards things that are different stylistically, that like, you know, people who actually take risks and go in different directions sound wise, which sometimes it feels like that's a bigger emphasis out here than it is in America.


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[Assistant] Right. Do you ever find yourself getting bored with the status quo in terms of stuff out here?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. When you first came out, how did you really start to get noticed in the first place though? Is there any particular- You know what? Social media.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love that emphasis out here that it seems like people really give a fuck about rhyming. Like it's not, you're not likely to make it very far in this game unless you're, uh, actually good on the microphone, whereas sometimes it seems like that gets lost.


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[Assistant] Facts. So what's your recording process like at this point? Do you go in the studio all the time or are you writing stuff for a long period beforehand or?


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[Assistant] It's just like a slowly evolving process. Slowly evolving. Nice. Uhm, okay, so who do you fuck with from the American scene? I know that the American fans watching this probably want to know that. Who stands out to you as somebody that you feel like you would vibe well with on a song or in the studio?


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[Assistant] That's good, you're showing love to the female rappers. I was walking around wireless and I was asking all the girls. In particular, I was like, yo, who are you here to see? Every single one of them said Cardi B. They were, they love her.


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[Assistant] She's a lot. She is hard. Uhm, okay, so what's the game plan for you right now? What do you feel like you need to do to take your career to the next level?


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[Assistant] Yes, sometimes that's one thing I notice out here too is that it feels like in America if you don't pop off right away then a lot of people just write you off as finished. Whereas there's a lot of guys I've been looking at on YouTube over the past couple days that it's like, you just see like a real evolution and grind where dudes will have to keep going for five, six years to really get where they're going. Like somebody will be blowing up right now that had


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[Assistant] Couple songs doing well five years ago. Sometimes that seems like a rarity where I'm coming from. But out here it's just like...


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[Assistant] You think you're going to make it to the states any time soon?


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[Assistant] Gotta. You don't got any legal issues to keep you from traveling or anything? No. They never, they never caught you running around dirty?


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[Assistant] Definitely. Uhm, anybody you want to thank? Anything we should look out for in terms of what you got coming out in the future?


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[Assistant] Nice. So very soon. That's like a week from now. Yeah, just wait for me. Okay. I'm ready, man. Alright, Unknown T coming through. Nojumper. Pleasure meeting you, bro. Appreciate you, man. It's dope meeting you. It's dope meeting you, my guy. Thank you so much. Nojumper. Coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes.


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[Assistant] Sorry? First time you killed somebody.


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[Assistant] It always does something to you the first time. And you get used to it.


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[Assistant] So, he has abandoned you too. So be it. Join me. I will love you more than he.


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[Assistant] I was adored once above all others. I too didn't deserve to be cast out. Abandoned. Now you know what that feels like, don't you? Hate can bring us back. Give us strength. Embrace it.


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[Assistant] It is my divine right to rule by his side as an equal. Or perhaps more than that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, it's a, it's a way to do business, right? I can't do that, but like apparently that's how you do business, but I don't know. But anyway, alright, so a lot to get to today, but before we spend an hour and fifty-four minutes on, on the, fifty-five minutes maybe, on the Browns, I gotta start with this, guys, because


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[Assistant] I am so fed up with the Guardians and I stopped, like I only half paid attention to them for a couple of weeks to be honest.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, okay, you want me to take you seriously? You picked up these guys at the waiver deadline. You know, Laureano's contributed, Calhoun's contributed. You got two nice relief pitchers here. Gialito's been terrible, but okay, maybe he'll pitch well tonight. And maybe you'll go, you're at home, and you'll sweep the Minnesota Twins. Right?


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[Assistant] You absolutely have to take Gialito out after the second inning. I know it was 6-0, I know that the Guardians are not a good offensive team, but you kick, you have to, to me, 2 out of 3 is not good enough.


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[Assistant] You know what? I know, I know. And the players are laughing on the bench. Good for them. Their season's over. They suck. The whole team's a disaster. And I don't feel good about this franchise. I don't feel... This is the worst I have felt about this franchise since Terry Francona's been here. Without a doubt.


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[Assistant] I was at a fantasy draft this weekend. It's called the Rocky River Dads Fantasy League.


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[Assistant] And my buddy Hans is the one who founded it and I've become friendly with these other guys that are in it. And, uh,


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[Assistant] Tampa Bay! Tampa Bay! Jason, they had two good starters. The rest sucked.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, I was agreeing with you, it was on Tampa. Yeah. But Tamp, right! Oh, I thought you were defending the Guardians just now.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, wait, wait, before we do an hour and 52 minutes on the Browns, we gotta spend five seconds on the, on the Buckeyes. They won. We'll see you later. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Guys, it's, for the most part, with very rare exceptions, it's only a quarterback injury that will move a point spread, right? And if Denzel Ward doesn't play, I don't think the point spread in this game is going to change. However,


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[Assistant] If you look at the Browns in specific to this matchup with the Bengals.


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[Assistant] You're not playing Tennessee, you're not playing Baltimore, you're not playing a run for his team. Denzel Ward, if he's unable to play, and


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[Assistant] I have no facts to back this up, it's just a gut feeling that Denzel Ward will play this weekend. But if he doesn't...


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[Assistant] It's probably one of the biggest losses they could have this week because of the opponent they're playing. That's how I see it. Gee Bush, how do you see it?


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[Assistant] Well, they certainly have a lot of experience playing without Thinza's award, right? Like, you get him every year. You know he's going to miss three or four games. Every year.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that was a game-changing play. Absolutely. That was a game. Well, you know, who knows how the game would have went there, but like the


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[Assistant] You know, the Bengals had been moving the ball, and he, and he just pick-sticked them, and they fell apart after that, which we don't see. Now, the Browns have played better for whatever reason. Match-ups, whatever they are.


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[Assistant] The Browns, and I'm not even going to include Burrows rookie year, because his rookie year


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[Assistant] The Bengals were not any good. But in the last two years, against Joe Burrow, the Browns have still gone 2-1 in the last two years when the Bengals have gone to the Super Bowl and the AFC Championship game.


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[Assistant] I would say, as someone who watches the Browns every week and someone who watches the Bengals every week, that the Browns have played better football against Joe Burrow and the Bengals than any other team. I can't really explain it.


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[Assistant] Like this year it would make sense, because I think the Browns were really good this year.


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[Assistant] The last two years the Browns weren't very good. But they played great against the Bengals. Now, the last time they played the Bengals won the game. The game was in Cincinnati. He hasn't won in Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Is there something in his head? I don't think so. Is it just something about this matchup?


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[Assistant] Maybe Miles Garrett and Denzel Ward, though in particular, those two players have played great against the Bengals. Now, Ward might not play.


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[Assistant] Uh, Miles Garrett is dealing with Orlando Brown this year, which is, now listen, I still like the advantage for Miles Garrett against any offensive lineman, but Orlando Brown


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[Assistant] The Bengals have had a left tackle. That's at least in the stratosphere of Miles Garrett as opposed to the other guys who are miles and miles away. Will that make a difference? I don't know, but those two guys have, they're stars, those two stars have starred against the Bengals.


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[Assistant] That is, I mean that is crazy and Ward's played great against them too. Those guys have played their best football against the Bengals.


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[Assistant] Because Tyler Boyd in terms of a third receiver is as good as he gets. He's got great hands. I think he dropped one ball all of last season if I remember correctly. Like, the guy doesn't drop the ball. If he gets it thrown to him, he's almost always going to catch it. And they don't really have a slot answer.


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[Assistant] T Higgins is what you want Cedric Tillman to become. Yes. Right? I mean they...


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[Assistant] The Browns, what's tricky for Jim Schwartz this week is


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[Assistant] I'm gonna try and neutralize T Higgins as much as possible and let Tyler Boyd beat you. Like, if it's me, and, you know, I'm gonna take my chances with their number three guy as opposed to their top two guy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Now the Bengals, uh, you know, Joe makes an adequate out of the backfield in terms of catching passes. He's not great, but he's not bad. They got a new tight end this year. They always seem to have a new tight end every year. This year they brought in, uh, Irv Smith Jr., who was with Minnesota last year. He's been a guy that


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[Assistant] They were high on him in Minnesota for a couple of years and he could never stay healthy. He's healthy right now. I, you know, I don't, he has no proven, he's unproven, but, uh.


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[Assistant] And try to get him cooking in space quickly.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to watch football. I can't wait to watch the Chiefs and the Lions Thursday. I think that's going to be a fun game. Go ahead, Mike.


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[Assistant] If Dorian Thompson Robinson was starting this game. We got him!


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[Assistant] I think, I don't know that I've ever seen this level in 13 football seasons here of confidence going into a season. Oh, come on. Not this level. Yes. No, I've seen high, but I think this is a new record, Jason.


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[Assistant] Don't, please don't send us, well you can send it to everybody else, I don't, don't send me a tweet, a quote tweet, from some random dude with 82 followers on Twitter, who said, I'm here in rumors, Chris Jones to the, to the Browns. Like don't send me that, Bull, is that true? First of all, I'm not so, like,


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[Assistant] I'm not that plugged in that I would even know if it's true. I'm not gonna be phony about it. But number two, I'm not gonna take it seriously. It's from some idiot on the internet.


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[Assistant] They're not gonna cave. The Chiefs don't cave. They're not gonna trade them. Jason's right. There's no way he's gonna miss. I think the deadline might be week 10.


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[Assistant] That's not bad. Yeah, Chris Jones is better than every Browns defensive lineman not named Myles Garrett. And he's pretty much just as good as Myles Garrett, isn't he? Nah, I wouldn't put him in the class. Alright, a pinch below Myles Garrett.


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[Assistant] Now, if Chris Jones were on the Browns, then yes, they would then have the best defensive line in the league.


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[Assistant] He's even younger than I thought he was. I thought he was 30 already. I thought he was in his 30s too.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Chris Jones is better. Yeaah, yeaah, I, I, it's probably- At that time?!


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[Assistant] Especially because think about it, with Khalil Mack you would trade with the Raiders, right? That's a dumb organization.


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[Assistant] At least, at least. I think it's two ones. But again, it's not happening. Not happening. Go ahead, Mike.


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[Assistant] Uh, I had Kevin Stefanski. Let's see. Well while he's looking, no it's not too high. I had him seven.


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[Assistant] You got him seven? Yea. I'm, that's low. I am all about players being more important than coaches. Okay, but how about the guy calling the plays?


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[Assistant] That's fair. That's fair. Or, or a great player. And I think it's the coach, unless it's the two or three special coaches on the top, which Kevin Stavansky is not one of.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's five special coaches. Whatever it is, Kevin Svansky is a good solid coach. I think he's pretty good, but he's not in that special category.


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[Assistant] Maybe Jim Schwartz is, as defensive coordinator, he might be in the special category, so maybe, maybe he'll, he's a little harder to replace. But Kevin Stavanski is head coach, like him, he's important, I think he's good, I think he's, I would definitely put him in the, I don't know about definitely, I don't know if that's fair, but I would put him, you know, in the, in the high middle probably, but he's not, he's not Andy Reid.


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[Assistant] He's not Bill Belichick. So, he's not, you know, and even Bill Belichick. What's he been since Tom Brady? Mediocre.


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[Assistant] Alright, consensus seems to be two, uh, three is appropriate.


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[Assistant] It is for me only because of the way I've been making the list. As I said, I'm like, who's less replaceable? I mean, you certainly, I'm not going to argue with you that two or three is not a reasonable answer. I just had them a little lower. I think


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[Assistant] Coaches value is ultimately a little overrated if they're not a special coach. And most coaches aren't.


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[Assistant] At eight? Yeah. If you'r more important than coach


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[Assistant] I'm just wondering. Dalvin Tomlinson. Dalvin Tomlinson. Okay, so Dalvin Tomlinson is easier to replace than Kevin Stefanski. Yes. Based on your logic. Yes. Okay. That's kinda what I went with. To some degree. Uh, and, you know, some of it was positional.


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[Assistant] I probably should have had, honestly I should have had Denzel Ward higher. I had him at 6. I probably should have him 3 or 4. Ward?


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[Assistant] But there's, there's really no excuse. I get that the AFC is loaded. I get that the North is loaded. But so are the Browns.


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[Assistant] Now, they're less proven than some of the other teams, but not all. Outside of the Bengals, the Chiefs, and the Bills.


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[Assistant] You talked about coaching little league football now. Give back, uh, talk about your decision to do that.


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[Assistant] I'm curious, uhm, in the last few years, the Browns drafted Anthony Schwartz in the third round, a guy with great speed. What?


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[Assistant] He seems like he can't play football. I don't know. And you remember a few years before that, the Bengals drafted John Ross like 9th overall, another guy, big time speed but couldn't really do anything and he flopped. Do you think as a guy with great speed but great football skill, more than they had, I, you know, like could you have helped them?


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[Assistant] Uh, I have a spreadsheet for my 2007 Fantasy Football League rookie draft. And here you see Ted Ginn Jr. You probably can't see it. He would draft 11th overall. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Ted, we appreciate you coming in, man. No doubt. Thank you for spending time with us. Good luck covering the Buckeyes this year. That was fun. You're all in on the Browns.


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[Assistant] That's a good trait. You gotta be able to rule. Right. But you know, I was gonna say as a rookie, but you're not a rookie anymore. But anyway, uh, Dee Dee, this is it. Football is back. Thank God the preseason is over.


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[Assistant] And it's time for real, no offense. I mean, it was good seeing you on the pregame show, but I'm much more excited to see you doing sidelines for the regular season games. I can't wait two nights to, uh, to Chief's Lions and then Brown's Bengals this Sunday. This is fascinating. I think two of the big storylines right now are,


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[Assistant] I don't know if, by the way, I don't know if Joe Burrow has ever taken a preseason snap. I can try to think about that. In 2020-


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[Assistant] That's when you appreciate him. Until then, you just wait him out. Yeaah. You're right. What's he gonna do? He's not gonna not play the whole season. Then he loses his free agency.


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[Assistant] We went to Jay Crawford's house for the Michigan game. Now that is a house. He's got a, well, Jay made ESPN money when they were just paying silly money. I'm over here, I'm over here.


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[Assistant] If you know, you know when it comes to Wegmans. Wegmans is the best supermarket ever. And it's mostly in like upstate New York and a little in Pennsylvania. And I got a pound of ham and I ate it as I walked through the supermarket. An entire pound?


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[Assistant] Which is good. That's not an insult. I mean, I wish I was, you know, thin and trim, but I'm not. Go ahead, Mikey, yes.


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[Assistant] Who do you feel has more pressure on them to start the season? Is Shawn Watson or Kevin Stefanski?


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[Assistant] I have actually DirecTV and YouTube TV right now, but as soon as baseball ends, I'm cancelling DirecTV for the first time. So yeaah, it was a firestorm.


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[Assistant] That makes sense. So it's happening tomorrow. The draft itself is gonna actually start at 3.15.


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[Assistant] So saying hobble doesn't make any sense. I think Aditi made the point that he might be rusty because he hasn't...


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[Assistant] I mean, he started practicing last week, but he hasn't practiced until a couple days ago. He hadn't practiced with the team for five weeks. Joe Burrow is the Bengals franchise. Without him, like most teams with a great quarterback, they're nothing.


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[Assistant] Alright, the Chiefs are the best team in football. Without Patrick Mahomes, they're nothing.


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[Assistant] They, unless I found out beforehand, which I haven't yet,


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[Assistant] And James Rapine has been consistently saying, like I text him every few days, is Burrow playing, is Burrow playing, is Burrow playing? And he's been telling me consistently yes. He's been saying for weeks, he's playing, he's playing, it's fine, he's playing, he's playing.


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[Assistant] Yes, it's an injury, like a hamstring, like a quad, that you feel, you could feel 100% and then you could hurt it again.


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[Assistant] They must be convinced he's about 100% because they, why would they take a chance? Because they've gotten off the slow starts. They were two and three last year. They still made the playoffs. If they thought that another two weeks


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[Assistant] And he's fine, they'd sit him another two weeks. Even though, listen, like the Browns, the Bengals are playing two division games. They play the Browns and then they play the Ravens. So I get it, but the Bengals are a team with Burrow, that if he set out the first two games, even if they lost them, they could still make the playoff. But if he gets hurt in week one and misses two months, it's over.


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[Assistant] So I have to believe that they believe that another couple of weeks is not going to make a difference.


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[Assistant] I think Jason, you know, on Friday, you'll be back with us on Friday and we'll make predictions on the game and whatever. I've honestly been going back and forth for about a week on who I think is going to win this game. I've changed my mind like about four or five times already. Uhm, and part of it is certainly Burrow, part of it is certainly Denzel Ward who plays a role.


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[Assistant] For whatever reason though, the one thing I've kind of stuck with over the last week as I've been thinking in more detail about this game, I have a feeling this game is going to be a little, a lot lower scoring than many people think. I think it's going to be a defensive first game for both teams. That's the way I'm leaning. Based on... Based on...


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[Assistant] Well, that's part of it. I mean, and the Bengals offense is probably gonna be a little rusty.


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[Assistant] Even though they played, most of those guys have played together for a while now.


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[Assistant] You know, again, you know, Burrow, the last two years hasn't played the preseason and he's, he's played his worst football early in the season. And so I could see that. But also,


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[Assistant] And it's really good and it's really well coached. And so I expect both defenses in week one to have an edge. I could obviously be wrong, but that's what I'm expecting. I'm expecting a close, not like, you know, 13 to 10, but I'm expecting like a 20 to 17. What's the over?


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[Assistant] I know the sprats, the Bengals are a two and a half point favorite. Yeaah, that's held pretty firm I think throughout. It went down to one and a half a couple of weeks ago and then went back up to two and a half and it's just stayed there.


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[Assistant] It's interesting because we were wrong last year because the Browns defensive line was actually worse than the Bengals offensive line. Correct. Now, the Bengals offensive, this is the best offensive line the Bengals have had since Joe Burr has been there. But the Browns defensive line...


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[Assistant] Both sides have improved dramatically. Orlando Brown is a huge difference. The Bengals have not had a good left tackle since Andrew Whitworth left.


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[Assistant] So obviously they're really good at left tackle now. They're really good at center. They're really good at right guard. Their left guard was a rookie last year. He had his ups and downs. But as the year went on, he got better. I think they're pretty good shape in those four spots. The right tackle is the question because they've taken their left tackle, Jonah Williams.


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[Assistant] Who was more like Jedrick Wills? I would say that. And maybe even a little worse than Jedrick Wills.


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[Assistant] But it's definitely the best offensive line they had. That being said, if I had to say give the advantage Brown's D line, Bengals O line, I would still give it to the Browns.


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[Assistant] If all four played to that level of their grades from last year, uh, the Bronx should be really good. That's incredible. Yeah. I don't know why the team has that.


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[Assistant] I think they're fine, but I do think they want to be balanced, especially in this game, because they've experienced what Myles Garrett can do to them. I mean, we gave the numbers before. Myles Garrett has probably played his best football against the Bengals.


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[Assistant] And I think part of that's, you know, Denzel Ward's done such a great job. So the Browns have had that great combination of Miles Garrett wreaking havoc and good coverage in the secondary, and it has affected Borough more than any


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[Assistant] Who was it that didn't play in it, in Jeff Howard, the defensive best coach? That wasn't that game. That was what it was. He missed, no, he missed the first game. I think he did. He missed the first matchup, right?


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[Assistant] Right. And I think you made the comment, and we were like, he made it seem like it was worse for them that Higgins got out.


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[Assistant] I just whispered thank God that football's back.


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[Assistant] Are we gonna talk about the, cause I think the really fascinating matchup is the Bengals D-line against the Browns O-line. I think that's- We're gonna do that tomorrow. We're gonna do that tomorrow? Yea, we're gonna do that tomorrow. Okay, so we'll get into that now. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] And a big announcement coming up we expect this week. Hopefully, fingers crossed this week. Hopefully.


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[Assistant] Talk about why, why, uh, Joe Mix and Hates Ben Baby. Yes, we'll talk.


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[Assistant] Certainly the teams in this division are capable of breaking it, guys, but ultimately, the major advantage that the NFC has right now, and part of the reason why the NFC East did that,


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[Assistant] Is because the NFC top to bottom is far weaker than the AFC. Whereas the NFC East is pretty good, right? But all the other divisions in the NFC are mediocre or bad. In the AFC North, not only is it the best division in football, but you also have the AFC East, which is loaded. You also have two great teams in the West, including the best team.


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[Assistant] And it's a tough division. I'd be surprised if anybody in this division went better than four and two in the division.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I've got 40 total wins for the AFC North teams.


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[Assistant] I talked about no team having more than four wins in the division.


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[Assistant] That's idiotic, that doesn't matter. If they, when they lose, they lose to another team in the division. Right. So it's a win. It doesn't, there's guaranteed, every team is guaranteed to win.


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[Assistant] Everybody's gonna go, every, there's gonna be 12 wins and 12 losses. Unless there's a tie. Why are we doing this? You have three, you have six games against every opponent. I know that, but you're, when you start, you're doubling, double counting almost.


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[Assistant] I'll take, I'll take the 40. I think the division is that good. Don't ask me who's going to finish last in this division because... It's hard to say. It could be any of the four.


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[Assistant] The only thing that would surprise me is if the Bengals finish last. I'm not saying they're definitely going to finish first.


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[Assistant] I think they could win the division. I do think they could win the division. I know you guys think that's probably nuts. No, I think they could, but I think they have, I would say they're least likely to win the division. Probably fair, but I think any of those four. But I do think you're right. I think it's possible. If Kenny Pickett is better, G and I, neither one of us like Kenny Pickett. No. If he's better than we think, then yes, the Steelers could win the division. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's elite, I think he's better than you guys are giving him credit for. If he is, then they got a shot. Yeaah. You know, I don't think, I picked the Steelers to be under 500 the last two years, I'm not this year.


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[Assistant] As of today, I've got the Bengals 12-5, the Browns 10-7, the Ravens of Steelers 9-8. Just out of curiosity, the Commanders were last year, right? Correct. What was their win total? 6-7.


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[Assistant] I'm just curious, because I- I mean, I think all 14 this division- Alright, so last year, just so you-


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[Assistant] That's kinda high. Derrick Card, I think Derrick Card. Derrick Card to me is top of the mid. He's top mid. To me, that's his best case scenario. Yes. See, I think he's gonna be Mack Jones.


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[Assistant] And that might play a role. Yea, you're right. You know, like, I might just not be able to wrap my brain around that they got lucky and got another good quarterback after Ben. But I just don't see it. I don't see it. Everybody's going nuts about this guy.


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[Assistant] He's what the Steelers have been the last bunch of years. Mediocre. Andy Dalton. You think he's Andy Dalton? Basically.


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[Assistant] Andy Dalton was good for a couple years. Like three, four years. Three, four years. He was pretty good. Andy Dalton was basically Derek Carr, right? Like when he was at his best. Carr was better, but it's comparable. It's comparable. Jared Goff.


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[Assistant] James was the best when you had a wide receiver on his fan, on the fan, from fantasy because he'd throw a million picks, he'd throw a million touchdowns, they'd throw the ball 60 times in the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that was his biggest yardage season. By far, it was by far his best season as a receiver. I feel like if Ted Ginn had even played, you know, started


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[Assistant] Especially if you end up on a team with a good coach. Imagine him on the Chiefs. Yeah, right.


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[Assistant] So he's gotta do work to get back in that group. Obviously. But if he put up that kind of season in terms of statistics, not in terms of wins and losses.


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[Assistant] But if he puts up those statistics, they're going to win a lot of games. Yes. And he's in, whether you want to rank him third or second or sixth, he's in that group. It doesn't matter. Like the goal is not to have, you know, I guess you'd rather have the best quarterback in football, but if you have the seventh or the fifth or the fourth, that's plenty


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[Assistant] Uh, if, and it's better for you guys, you have more time here to get your work done, right?


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[Assistant] I live in South-East. Well. How close is that?


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[Assistant] We weren't gonna be done by four o'clock. Well, you think people are gonna show up to watch us draft? Uh, yes. A couple. There'd be like three or five people. There would be people.


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[Assistant] Which I'm not against, I'm just asking. Let's discuss that off the air.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, let's push it back to 430. I'll send the, you gotta text, uh, Leroy.


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[Assistant] We have officially reached week one of the NFL season. We are less than 48 hours away from the opening kickoff of the year between the Chiefs and the Detroit Lions. Incorrect? 48 hours? Well, not less than 48 hours away.


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[Assistant] Gotta stop him. We're talking Denzel Ward, his injury. We're talking 32 for 32 Kevin Stefanski. Can the AFC North break the all time single season NFL division wins record since realignment. You can throw out the five team divisions. We're talking about four team divisions. Aditi Kinkabwalla on the game end.


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[Assistant] Any chance Chris Jones ends up in a Cleveland Browns uniform this season? We got a big show ahead and with that.


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[Assistant] Let's start with the injury in the secondary Denzel Ward, still in concussion protocol, his status for Sunday's opener up in the air, did not practice yesterday.


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[Assistant] If he's unable to go against the Bengals who have one of the best receiving trios in the NFL, if not the best, how big of a loss is that for the Cleveland Browns?


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[Assistant] G. Bush, before you go, can I just read you some Miles Garretts versus Cincinnati Stats to put this into context? In nine games, uh, excuse me, in five games against Joe Burrow. Five games. Miles has nine sacks and 30 pressures. That's 1.8 sacks and six pressures per game against Joe Burrow.


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[Assistant] And that's even a bit more difficult challenge, and that's where the guy that just picked up from the Chiefs, is he already CB4?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's some really good matchups coming up this week. Football is back. It feels so good. I got a question for you. Then we'll do a fast read for PCC. Then we'll move on. But as of today, it's Tuesday. I know it's early, a lot can change, but do you expect to see Denzel Ward in uniform playing on Sunday? Yes or no? I'm saying yes.


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[Assistant] Alright, well we asked the internet a question about Denzel Warden. Whenever we do that, you guys know who brings us the answer.


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[Assistant] Online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. So we went on our community tab on our YouTube page and we asked the people very simply.


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[Assistant] If, and we don't know yet, if Denzel Ward is not clear to play against the Bengals, would that change your prediction for the outcome of the game?


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[Assistant] 80% says no, we still beat Cincinnati with or without Denzel Ward.


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[Assistant] If you think confidence in Cleveland is high right now, can you imagine the confidence level of the Browns nation if they somehow could finagle away to get Chris Jones from Kansas City? If you saw over the weekend, or if you didn't see over the weekend, Chris Jones is currently in a holdout situation with the defending Super Bowl champions, the Kansas City Chiefs. Chris Jones,


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[Assistant] To Stone Cold Jones, hey, hope you're having a wonderful day, my guy. Salute emoji, which does Airy Smith been answered with.


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[Assistant] Some eyeball emojis, which doesn't show up on tag board. Oh, there it is. There you go. So guys, let me ask you this.


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[Assistant] Serious emojis going on. Is there any chance, any world, any circumstance, where Chris Jones arguably the best defensive tackle in football?


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[Assistant] Just for the sake, and once again, I'm with you guys, there's zero percent chance. We had to ask because sometimes we have to answer the internet rumors to set the record straight. The defensive line of Myles Garrett, Zedaria Smith, Chris Jones, and Dalvin Tomlinson. That's not bad.


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[Assistant] Miles Garrett had 16 sacks last year. Chris Jones had 15 and a half from the defensive tackle position.


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[Assistant] Just to have some fun, what would it take to get Chris Jones? In a world where they trade, and mind you, they don't even have a one next year. How old is he? He's 28. Oh, he's a double check.


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[Assistant] Not happening, got a fast reader, then I have a poll result to read for you guys. But I just want to remind you guys that the Cleveland Browns post game show featuring myself, Earl and G Bush.


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[Assistant] So just for fun, I put a poll in YouTube chat as we were having that discussion. I'm going to end it for the exact results. We had 271 votes.


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[Assistant] Hey, let's, let's save Deon's overtime. We gotta, we gotta save some for the people. Uh, real quick on that poll, dbdog21 said, maybe Casey takes something rather than letting him walk in free agency after the season, right? That's why I voted yes. So that was at least one explanation. Oh, he's a free agency.


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[Assistant] The Chiefs don't list. This is ridiculous. Essentially, take out the third. Dewan Jones or nothing.


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[Assistant] The Juan Jones or nothing. Alright, we have a little time here before Ted Ginn Jr. joins us. We're gonna finagle the rundown a little bit. We'll save some for the end.


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[Assistant] It is time for number three in our 32 in 32 series, and that is the head coach of the Cleveland Browns, Kevin Stefanski. Where was the defensive coordinator? What'd you say?


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[Assistant] After hearing their retorts bowl, do you still believe seven's the right spot?


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[Assistant] We had him at three, I had him at three, I think all three of us actually had him at three. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that, obviously, you know, his stat is still up in the air for the game. But Stefanski, one last thing against Stefanski, I think G said it, uh, best there, but.


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[Assistant] The ingredients are there for Stefanski. Now it's a matter of can he be the chef to turn ingredients into a five-star Michelin dish. If he doesn't make the playoffs though, let's say the Browns


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[Assistant] Can Kevin Stefanski keep his job? Probably not.


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[Assistant] Uh, as we bring in the fastest guest we've ever had in studio in the history of the ultimate cleavage sports. So I want to remind you guys beforehand. Oh, you want to race them?


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[Assistant] Much, much, much more. I believe we have Ted Ginn Jr. hooked up right to rock. And with that.


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[Assistant] Catching a pass, a handoff reverse, you found a way to get to the end zone. In your opinion, you can't put yourself on this list.


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[Assistant] Who's on the Mount Rushmore of the best NFL playmakers of all time?


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[Assistant] Awesome. And we will have Ted back whenever he wants. That's an open invite for Ted to come back on the show. We appreciate it, Ted. And we're going to get you out of here and bring in Aditi Kinkabot in a sec. But as we do that, just want to remind everybody that


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[Assistant] For $1.99, so if you want to take the membership graphic, but we get loyalty badges, custom emojis, and members only community posts. That is for just $1.99 a month. That is the starters tier member. For $4.99 a month, that is a coaches tier member. Gets you all those same starter tier perks, plus overtime videos, member shout outs, discount codes for merch, and much, much more as we continue to expand.


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[Assistant] Our membership platforms for the upcoming NFL season. And with that, we go from the fastest guests we've ever had on the show.


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[Assistant] Mikey, what's your question? As we look at this Browns-Bangles matchup here for Sunday.


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[Assistant] I think we're all in agreement that Joe Burrow is probably the second best quarterback in football outside of Patrick Mahomes.


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[Assistant] He's coming off a calf injury. We expect him to play. We don't know exactly how healthy he'll be, but... If you were Jim Schwartz...


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[Assistant] In your opinion, what is the best way to slow down and take away what Joe Burrow likes to do best? Like how would you plan or game plan to play Joe Burrow?


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[Assistant] You wanna tease what's coming up tomorrow? Unless my text threw off the, uh, the schedule?


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[Assistant] So take y'all behind the scenes real quick. G. Bush texted me and said, Hey, can I promote this? Yeah. And I said, sure. But it's not the same time as the fantasy draft. G. Bush read the message, said, now we all good. And now we're having this discussion right here. This is inside the mind of G. Bush.


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[Assistant] Under the UCSS umbrella once again. We asked the D to be kind of set it up with her, but I'm curious from you guys' perspective. Joe Burrow is going to play.