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[Assistant] It ain't too many players in the NBA who, who, who can't get traded. I'm sorry. Darius Garland, you a nice ballplayer.


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[Assistant] Darius Garland is not first team, all NBA, nothing. Let's be real, we like him, he's our guy. We got an affinity for our guy, but I'm not gonna sit up here and act like this dude is the second coming, uh, uh, uh, Steph Curry, Allen Iverson. No bro, like,


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[Assistant] If I'm trying to, I'm looking at a general manager for the Cleveland Cavaliers has to look at every opportunity to turn over a leaf, to get them over the hump. Cause you paid a boatload of picks and assets for Donovan Mitchell. So everybody on the table, everybody on the table. I'm sorry. Just keep it real. Hey, in real life, I'm on the table. You on the table. McNuggets on the table.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, you take a look at this, uh, you know, three young prospects. Uh, we talk about Shane Bieber and whether or not he's going to be moved.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, are you of the thought process that you keep Shane Bieber, uh, you don't trade him this year? It's almost like the Donovan Mitchell effect. But it's the Shane Bieber effect. Like, are you gonna get it what you're good for? Are you gonna keep him? Are you gonna? Where do you land on Shane Bieber now that the Guardians are technically in first place by a slim margin?


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[Assistant] You know, if DeAndre Hopkins wanted to show up to Cleveland and be a part of it, like, we got the bag, pull up. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's just like when he was in high school.


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[Assistant] Like, look, when I was a freshman, you know what I'm saying? Back then, y'all didn't want me. I got hot. I'm a junior now. I get buckets. We good. The Browns used to be that lowly little program and people never messed with it. At the end of the day now, we got ballplayers around.


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[Assistant] We got Deshaun Watson, we got Chubb, we got, we got Miles Gare, we got Zedarius, uh, uh, you know, we got guys that could play, play the game. Mamari Cooper. So it's not like we begging you to show up. Like if you want to, if he wanted to, wanted to be here, he got the plug with Deshaun Watson. We got the cap space.


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[Assistant] He know what our roster look like. At the end of the day, I just feel like Deandre Hopkins.


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[Assistant] Needs to make up his mind where he wanna go. Cause at the end of the day,


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[Assistant] The Patriots are interested in them. They just, I think they gave Devontae Adams some money. Parker. Parker, excuse me. Devontae Adams. I'm sorry. It's a major difference in Devontae's. But I will say this.


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[Assistant] He needs to just figure out where he wants to go because I think he wants a bigger market than it is out there. Like, and people start to feel like, well, you're trying to get, you know, raise the price a little bit, and that's what you should be doing. But at the end of the day,


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[Assistant] This reminds me of the way they handed Clowney, handled Clowney the first year. Clowney wanted a little bit more money and they said, well look, we got the 11-12 for you here, right? We would like to have you back.


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[Assistant] It's up to you for your agent to figure out where you want to go. At this point,


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[Assistant] If you're looking at DeAndre Hopkins and you're looking at the way things are looking,


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[Assistant] You be a fool not to say that your best look is not in Cleveland, with a quarterback you already played with, with a team that got a running game and an ice office line and a defense. Like, so you have to think about what does he really want? Like if you, if I'm looking at the roster and the money is relatively the same, and I'm looking at the Patriots with Mac Jones or I'm looking at Deshaun Watson, like it's-


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[Assistant] So, so okay, you can go play for them, but then I'm starting to think that you just want the rock, or you just want, you don't be the guy, or you're not really into winning. Like I always say, listen, we assume


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[Assistant] Everybody wants to win. We assume winning is on the top of everybody's packing order, but I don't know, Jason. Uhm, if the money is there and it's available and he ain't taking it or he don't want to visit, like, I can't make him do it, right?


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[Assistant] I'm the, I'm the, I'm the six game captain. I said bro, at the last year, you potted last year, you got six games. That's all you got. I'm not dealing with it. I can't do it no more. Here's the reality of it though.


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[Assistant] You know how you work with somebody, and I'm not saying this, you know how you work with somebody a little bit.


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[Assistant] And you might be working with him, and you don't really never come out and say it, but I mean, he's kind of difficult to work with because you just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, you know, you just, but you don't be, you don't, you don't got it out in the public, so.


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[Assistant] We don't know, we don't know, Deshaun Watson, the quarterback, and for the most part, Deshaun Watson don't say nothing controversial, like, to be truthful. It's not like he was going to come out and be like, yo, I think, I think, I like, I like D-Hot, but he was kind of watched. Right.


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[Assistant] That, that, that, make that much money that did not get who they wanted.


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[Assistant] And here's the thing about Deshaun Watson. Why would you not? Like, he has a say so in


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[Assistant] The way his career is going, if he's a per- if he's a dude that is, knows he's behind 8 Ball once he gets his career back, why would you sit and not say, I want this guy to come help me out? That's on you too, like, like, what were you thinking about?


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[Assistant] Now we gotta get to the paperwork. See, now look, I'm a marketing guy and I like to have all my stuff copyrighted. I need to have everything with a lawyer looking over. Now please tell me.


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[Assistant] They give you some sort of residuals. Do you get to keep at least 5% finders fee for this logo or you signed all the rights away?


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[Assistant] Come on, Jimmy. Do better. Give him some tickets too. Come on, man. Like, I need to see that. So how long did it take you?


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[Assistant] You're currently in Houston. You did the Browns logo. By default, does that make you now a second or third tier Browns fan? You have to root for us now, right? Like, you created the logo.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, dude, that's like the sign they hold up like when you runnin' uh, no huddle in college. A pack of Newport's of Bud Light and a chihuahua.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, yeah, listen. Oh my gosh. You had to go to cigarette runs too? Man.


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[Assistant] Come on, bro. They got, listen, they got you coming out in November. You don't even know the team gonna be good by then, man. You come out in November, it might be cold as hell out here. They least can get you to the inside. You need an agent. You need an agent. You need somebody to get you together, bro.


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[Assistant] I went to OU. Like, we studied down the street. They barely let me in the building. Like, you just go to Italy and just hang. I'm like, this don't, I'm like, either he is somewhere in Greece or Milan. Like, he don't even care that he won the drawing. He's like, yeah, this is cool. I'm in Italy.


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[Assistant] That one man, listen, I, ah, man, I just, I hate to, you know, I'm sitting here thinking like, man.


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[Assistant] This dude really, he has a logo. Like he just put, he just put the logo. Now, he might not appear today.


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[Assistant] Right? Houston might not care today, but he's gonna look back in about 20 years and be like, so you mean it to tell me.


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[Assistant] That logo gets printed everywhere. I see it on hats, I see it on shirts, I see it on everything. And I actually contributed to it.


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[Assistant] See, this is, this is, you know, this is exploitation. This is what the Browns had before. That was the caliber. Right there.


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[Assistant] I don't know why that dog gorilla thing has sparks in his mouth. What is that? That is a cat.


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[Assistant] That is a cat dog thing, like this is, and why, why is everything stick but the back has got a tail in it?


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[Assistant] Like, I don't know, this is confusing. Matter of fact, I was dating a girl in college, and every time she would wake up on Friday, she would look like that. I was just like, yo, that's not a good look. But at the end of the day, I do say this, man, come on, man. I hope that they really hook this young man up. I do too. I hope his bag was over a certain amount of money.


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[Assistant] I hope the bag was so good that he was able to afford himself to go abroad to Italy to hang out because at the end of the day, come on man, it was a great logo. I think it's dope. And the only thing I'm asking for is that we're going to have to have that put on the middle.


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[Assistant] No, we're not gonna do that as a graphic anymore. Give me that, give me that brown, and we're ready to go.


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[Assistant] Okay, artists formerly known as Prince. That's like getting kicked out of the club and then trying to open a new one across the street. Ain't that just the whole plot to the movie accepted? When the kids can't get into college so they just make their own? Nah.


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[Assistant] I can't believe you would just say something like that.


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[Assistant] I can't stand you two. You're all wrong anyway. You can't just tell people that, don't you know? You have to ask them if they're sure and then say, okay, whatever you think is best. Yeah, the new office is like getting kicked out of the club and trying to start a new one.


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[Assistant] But the only venue that'll let you is a trash can. He's doing it in Florida. I know.


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[Assistant] GameStop was going out of business, so... Did anyone even offer them $4.23 in in-store credit? No. A hedge fund. Melvin Capital. Wait.


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[Assistant] What's a hedge fund? Anything that happens behind a privacy hedge. Got it! Go on.


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[Assistant] So Melvin Capital borrowed like 130% of GameStop's shares. How is that legal? Yeah. How is that legal? Oh.


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[Assistant] They sold all the shares expecting the price drop so they could buy back cheaper. But, since we're raising the minimum wage, the prices went up. Inflation be quick as hell, Sha. No.


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[Assistant] Some people on Reddit saw what was happening and bought all the GameStop stocks. Which means there was less stocks available for the hedges. And as those toilet paper commercials say,


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[Assistant] Sorta, right? Yeah. I mean, wrong formula, but-


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[Assistant] Right answer. Anyway, uh, this trading app Robinhood stepped in, stopped people from buying more GameStop stocks so that Melbourne Capital wouldn't lose as much money. I thought Robinhood was supposed to steal from the rich and give it to the po. If you think about it,


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[Assistant] Melbourne Capital is the poor people now. They lost 53% of their assets in under a week. How much is that? Over 6 billion dollars. Burn it down. Burn it all down.


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[Assistant] Is that everything for the day? No, no it isn't. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, what are you doing here? I came to talk about the lasers.


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[Assistant] Georgia! I'm so tired. That's all you have to say? Some people are just...


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[Assistant] A few pecan short of a whole pie. What are you going to do about the super secret Jewish space laser? I'm sorry, what? You heard me. Hey Ben? Yup. Is this one of your little jokes? Nah. So this is real? Yup. You haven't really been adding much to these sketches lately, have you? Nope.


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[Assistant] It's serious. The super secret Jewish space laser caused all the wildfires in California. Is that the new way of saying gender reveal party? I thought we agreed to not talk about that. Not a chance. Great.


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[Assistant] They could have been Jewish and the gender was super secret. You gonna kick this lady out or... Working on it. Just need a little bit of peace and quiet. Guess what I just did. Oh god. I just applied to host the Summer Olympics. Well alright, we can be windbreaker buddies. I need a nap.


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[Assistant] There's people on the left who are saying that Obama should appoint someone who represents a tough on Wall Street regulator. Someone who's gonna take Wall Street to the Woodhouse on behalf of the Treasury.


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[Assistant] And you try and figure out who holds what position and it says vacant, vacant, vacant, vacant, vacant.


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[Assistant] They're still learning like which keys go to which locks and how to get around the offices and they're being asked to provide the plan that will save the world.


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[Assistant] President Obama set a high level of expectations. The impression from watching that press conference was,


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[Assistant] Secretary Treasurer Tim Geithner is going to tell us what the plan is to save the world.


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[Assistant] The president said, Tim Geithner is going to come with a plan and that plan is going to contain the magic bullet.


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[Assistant] They bought and bought and bought and they would buy one bank and then they'd buy another bank and get bigger and bigger and bigger. Even if they got bought by someone else, they, they were the ones who ended up taking over the show.


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[Assistant] Thirteen bankers were called into a room to meet with the President of the United States. They were told that they were going to be chastised, that this was going to be the opportunity for the President to vent the public's anger.


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[Assistant] To resolve this problem, to get the public back on the side of corporate America.


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[Assistant] He decides to have a meeting that literally steps from Wall Street, right? I mean, Federal Hall is, you can walk down to the exchange floors.


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[Assistant] Essentially, none of the big figures from Wall Street show up to hear the speech. They all, they all just stay in their offices and do their work.


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[Assistant] If you go have a speech on Wall Street and people from Wall Street don't even show up for your speech and you're the President of the United States, what more public display can you make?


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[Assistant] To try and force these guys to come and participate.


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[Assistant] And they apparently felt like they could just wash their hands and walk away.


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[Assistant] Once everything's calmed down, once the banks have gotten what they want, once revenues have gone up again, once things seem stable. Thank you very much everybody. They just completely disengaged.


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[Assistant] And there was no way for the White House to force them to the table. There was nothing that the White House could do.


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[Assistant] Geithner's an Obama kind of guy. He's a no drama guy himself. I mean, their personalities, uh, sort of mesh to some extent.


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[Assistant] More and more people called up and said, I want my money out, or I won't trade with Bass Durance. And it just completely unwound.


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[Assistant] Engelbeck. Really cr- weird sound.


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[Assistant] Yes, a lot of space to paint.


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[Assistant] Go through and get some hard data, make as much of it as public as possible, and it'll be a confidence building exercise for the banks.


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[Assistant] This was kind of, I thought it was kind of easy. You can make a case for all three, but it has to be the defense for me. I mean, that's


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[Assistant] Way to go. They were at the bottom and they have the highest ceiling for growth. Certainly can make the case for offense and Deshaun Watson at the quarterback if he plays the way he's capable of playing.


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[Assistant] But when you just look at the, the scheme just didn't fit the personnel last year, I felt like on the defensive side of the ball, they're just, players were frustrated that nothing ever changed and they just kept doing the same things over and over and over again. Obviously we know about the talent they have in the secondary with three top cornerbacks. Uh, I'm optimistic that the, that the line will play up to


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[Assistant] Sort of the expectation and under Jim Schwartz's system, the chaos that they create upfront, you know, it's been made clear to us that like basically the job of the front four is create chaos. That's it.


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[Assistant] And I think they have the personnel to do that. So for me, this was kind of a slam dunk. It's the defense.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought you, I thought you were going to knee jerk swing in five minutes for one side of the other. No, no, no. I think you made the case for us though, because all the offensive talent was there before. We're talking about where's the most growth going to come from? Where's the most growth going to come from?


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[Assistant] But how many, how many times, how many games did the defense cost them last year? It was, I mean, off the top of my head, I can think of three or four games. That the defense, it's the defensive collapse is what cost them. It wasn't the offense, it was the defense.


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[Assistant] I think that you are not giving enough credit and maybe I'm going to look like an idiot in November. I don't think you're giving enough credit to the upgrade to Jim Schwartz.


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[Assistant] I am, but it's going to take time. But it's putting people in position to make plays which wasn't happening.


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[Assistant] I think he's better than what they had. I'm counting on that.


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[Assistant] I think Cade York in year two, I'm a big Cade York fan.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing I'm concerned about with special teams, I still don't know if they really have a legit punt returner. I know DPJ did okay in the role last year and he got better as the year went on, but I don't know if he's really striking fear in the hearts of other teams. That's fair. That is fair. So that's the one spot that


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[Assistant] Because kick returns have been diminished.


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[Assistant] I mean, a great kick returner, really, they've neutralized, just because of the rules. But punt returns, you can still.


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[Assistant] I think, I actually think he just, I think he outkicks the coverage too much. Like, he's got too good of a leg sometimes. It just feels like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know if I'm, it probably sounds stupid to say.


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[Assistant] His leg is almost too good at times and he doesn't control it well. It sounds dumb to say you're kicking it too far. No, I get it.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's mix it up. I'm willing to offer a trade.


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[Assistant] I hate these things so much. I don't know who the GM is of the production team. I don't want the first pick. I will trade you, we were trying to do this before the show, I will trade you one and eight for four and five.


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[Assistant] How good they are at their sport. That's what we're going with. Yes. That's the bar. And it could be any sport. All right. Well then I guess the number one pick is to me, it's pretty obvious. Give me Shohei Otani. He's the best player in the game at can, can do anything, can hit, can pitch. That's why, why did you


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[Assistant] I just noticed I never clipped my mic. It's just dangling here. New way to do it, guys. Hold on, I just wanted to double check something. The one time Steve doesn't come out and check on the ADD boy. Just assume he's got it.


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[Assistant] Probably. Yea, right now, probably.


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[Assistant] It sure ain't that stiff in Philly. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Canelo Alvarez, wild card, best boxer in the world, 59, 2 and 2. Give me Canelo Alvarez. He's the best pound for pound fighter? Yes. Wow, that was, that's out of line.


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[Assistant] I googled on my way in, who is the best boxer?


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[Assistant] Canelo Alvarez. Go ahead. Uh, I need one more. Uh, this is hard. This is really hard.


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[Assistant] I'm probably not taking who you, who you are thinking.


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[Assistant] We have a 20 person big board, need some help? No, I've got a 16 person and it was just kinda flippantly done at 1106. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was gonna take, I was thinking Michael Phelps. I don't care if he's old. Like, he's still the best. He's still the best.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, the question is, Mahomes or Prime Mahomes or Prime LeBron?


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[Assistant] Because a great basketball player can have the same impact that a great quarterback can. I would actually take basketball.


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[Assistant] You can swap out a different name for LeBron. You can put KD in there. I'd rather have KD than Mahomes.


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[Assistant] I would, because one guy in basketball can control an entire 48 minute game over a quarterback.


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[Assistant] Baseball is so hard. I mean, baseball is two of the best ever. And they can't do anything. They just can't do anything.


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[Assistant] I think he could be, he'll be in that four to six range. I think they'll be very close.


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[Assistant] You know what I looked up, uh, last night, actually my, Zach and I did a co-op story. And one of the questions that we kicked around was if the guardians win the division, it's because, and if they don't win, it's because I think their OPS is 680.


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[Assistant] One team has won its division with the lower OPS. And it just happened to be the 88 Dodgers who ended up winning the World Series. But in 43 years.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, I didn't look at that, but yeaah. Oral horse shies are not. Right.


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[Assistant] He's also tied to the league, at least as of the other day, tied to the league in appearances.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we'll ever see him again in Cleveland. I just, I don't think they believe in him. But they believe in Miles Straw. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's the greatest rebuttal.


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[Assistant] I thought over the last week or two he kinda cooled off. But maybe I'm wrong.


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[Assistant] I get he's got a flawed game. Miles Straw can't hit. I hope Oscar gets another chance. I hope he does. I just, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh, to get rid of the money, for sure.


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[Assistant] If he's like picking it up now and Rosario is sort of finding his rhythm again, I'm fine just letting him play it out. Just play out the year and leave as a free agent.


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[Assistant] I mean, he played shortstop with the Astros very briefly. He could be a terrific super utility guy who could play all over the field. That would be his role. But not in 7 million a year.


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[Assistant] So what? I agree with you. Like there's nothing that can happen in this four game set that absolves them of the entire first half of the season. It's been a disappointment.


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[Assistant] The A's are going the other way though. The A's are figuring it out and playing better. They're playing, Mikey, are they playing better? Nobody knows the A's better than Mike.


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[Assistant] Yes, but I'm just saying, but they're not as abysmal as they were in April and May. They looked like they were going to lose 130 games.


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[Assistant] I think he's, he's definitely got no trade and I think he's got a year left on his deal, one or two left on his deal.


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[Assistant] Those were the, those two, those two were what they, now did they want both of them? I don't know. But those were the two names that were discussed that they wanted plus whatever else. I, I mean Espino has been injury prone. Right, but you didn't know that at the time. I would have traded, I would have traded one of the two.


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[Assistant] What have you traded Williams back then? You have Murphy now, but now you've got Espino with a busted shoulder. You've got Murphy.


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[Assistant] So I think if the Braves would have, I'm sorry, if the A's would have made the deal without including the Guardians top pitching prospects, I think Murphy would be in Cleveland today.


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[Assistant] I was just going to say that. We still don't know that this isn't, but I'm fine going this route because he's out all of next year anyway. Okay, somebody else said that to me.


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[Assistant] If he has it in September. If he has it in September.


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[Assistant] You don't, I don't think you want to run to the op, to the operating room. You want to exhaust all of their options first. And I think that's all he's doing. And we don't know what he's being told.


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[Assistant] I, I, well, I think as they shut down and then try and ramp back up, I think we're going to know sooner than later if he's going to need it, but I have no problem delaying this because next year's a wash anyway. I mean, if they're still going to have, I don't know if they wait till December or January, right?


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[Assistant] That's foolish. It's probably not going to take that long.


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[Assistant] What is this? Three, four, yeaah. Yeaah, because I think they're gonna shut down for this however many weeks. Right. Try and get them back out, and if it's not right, then, then you have it. Right. And you're still back for 25.


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[Assistant] But this, but it's a problem for him. Now, I mean, pitchers have Tommy John all the time. It's not that big of a deal anymore.


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[Assistant] To your point of, for him, for his career, maximizing his value.


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[Assistant] Is it better to go into free agency eventually with a torn ligament in your elbow? Or is it better to just bite the bullet now and have Tommy John? It's gonna really depend on how he pitches. Would be more detrimental or more beneficial?


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[Assistant] And I made the point, I don't know if you're on the show, I don't know if they'll ever sign another pitcher to a long-term deal. I might write about this here in the next couple of weeks.


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[Assistant] Because like, I, I don't know what the, but this is so much, this is so common to lose these guys in surgery. Yeaah. I don't know what the benefit is for, for them. I think they'll just take their six years or five years or whatever. Yeaah. Maximize those years.


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[Assistant] Trade em for the next batch and then repeat, rinse and repeat and do it again. Now they did sign Kluber to a deal and it worked out okay for them. They got off the big money just in time. They traded them just in time and got off that. Westbrook wasn't, going back a few years, Westbrook deal didn't work out for them. I don't know that they'll ever, that they'll ever sign these guys.


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[Assistant] No, because yes, he's not, his value is low because the pitching, but the demand right now and teams in the race and I think there's more desperation.


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[Assistant] I doubt it. Worst case scenario, I think Bieber is still one of the top three pitchers available, and I could count probably 12 to 15 teams that are going to be looking for starting pitching. The demand is going to be so high at the deadline, we move them now.


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[Assistant] That's the guy, that's the guy I was trying to think of. Yeah. I couldn't think of his name, but they certainly could use a veteran at the top of the rotation.


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[Assistant] For sure. That's, I mean, Carrasco, they sent the National League, Bower, the National League, Clevinger, the National League. They have a history of sending guys to the NL. Are the Reds making an aggressive move like that? I doubt it. I don't know. I mean, those two teams have linked up before. They have. Did you get Ellie De La Cruz for Shane Bieber? Definitely not. Straight up. One for one. Come on. What did you say?


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[Assistant] Do you guys have the USA Baseball and USSSA illegal? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Remember last year when ownership, was it last year when they got destroyed and the owner came out and was kind of defiant and like, well where else are you going to go? What other team are you going to root for? Was that last year? Was that two years ago?


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[Assistant] I don't know, at first I thought he was like going to the gritty, but that ain't the gritty. I don't know what he's doing.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Although I don't want any other teams in brown and orange. Those colors are trash together. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Red, white and blue. Yeaah. Yeaah. But I think the black and yellow on all the teams is really cool. That's, that's cool. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, using the NBA as an example, it applies to all sports though. If the star of your team, if the franchise pillar is reaching out to guys and saying, I want you, of course that's going to move the needle. Yes, that's part of the responsibility of being the face of something. It means a lot more when guys police their own locker room. It means more coming from another player than it does coming from a coach or a GM.


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[Assistant] A GM recruiting you, it does not have the same effect as Patrick Mahone picking up the phone and saying, hey I want you in Kansas City. Or LeBron picking up the phone and saying come to LA or Donovan here or whatever the case may be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course it falls as part of their duty. Now the problem is if you got a year left and a guy didn't want to stay, or he's on his way out, that's where you run into problems where it's not going to happen. But if you're committed to a place long term, part of your responsibility, part of your duty.


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[Assistant] To the organization to make yourself better is to go out and recruit guys.


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[Assistant] I just didn't really want Dwayne here. Like it was very, and LeBron admitted that to me. Like on the record, LeBron said there wasn't a whole lot of guys with it.


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[Assistant] And he didn't fit in the locker room. He didn't fit anywhere and they had to get him out of the trade deadline just to cleanse them.


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[Assistant] Crowder didn't really fit either. Dwayne, Dwayne and, I don't know if a lot of people know this or not, Dwayne and Kevin.


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[Assistant] It was just a personality conflict. It just, it just didn't work. And Kevin was the established guy who'd been here for a number of years.


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[Assistant] And it was, and Dwayne was the one that they moved on from. It just didn't work in the locker room. And then you had Isaiah Thomas, who I hear didn't work as well. Oh God, he was, and, and I mean, Isaiah talked a lot, which aggravated some guys in there, but also Isaiah was trying to salvage his career and he was trying, like, I think we talked about this, like when they went to Napa,


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[Assistant] Wanted to practice. He needed to get on the court.


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[Assistant] But that was a disaster from the start. He was trying to rejuvenate his career. He was, he was, he was just jacket shots from everywhere. He didn't fit in the offense.


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[Assistant] But though, I mean, that was my comp- I, I mean, this is what I wrote after the Kyrie trade. It was, it was a bad deal from the start. Because all they wanted was the pick.


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[Assistant] And my point is you got a chance to win the championship, screw the pick. If you really feel like you have to trade Kyrie, go get pieces that can help you win now.


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[Assistant] They didn't do that. That whole trade was built around the 8 pick. I had people tell me,


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[Assistant] At the trade, Isaiah's cooked. Like Isaiah will never be Isaiah again. The injury was similar to what Johnny Flynn had, and Johnny was never the same, and Johnny was never, the hip destroyed him. Johnny, I mean, I don't know if he would have been an NBA great or not, but the hip injury he had destroyed his career.


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[Assistant] With everything else. Yeaah. Yeaah. I mean, that, I, I mean, I went round and round with them for years about Colin and what they tried to build him into and whatever else. And people, I got yelled at all the time for being mean to Colin. Like, guys.


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[Assistant] Colin is not what they're trying to build him into. He's a guy. And we've seen that, like we've seen it play out in Utah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I ignore most social media anyway. So I don't, I think I did sign up. I did sign up, but I'm probably not going to use it.


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[Assistant] I like, I like, I do like absorbing the information, I don't like participating in the nonsense.


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[Assistant] Oh, Amani Bates is taking the 15. He would.


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[Assistant] If there's 20 million on the line and he can like sabotage the entire game to get him 15, he's going to do it.


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[Assistant] A foot and a half, a foot and a half on... Could I do that? That's definitely more realistic than basketball. But after you get hit three, four, five times, can you get up and do it again? No, no, if you are concussed...


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[Assistant] Tim Geithner, going back even to his days in the Clinton administration, he's sort of known as a cool head in a crisis and in, you know, how do you manage a really troubled, um, financial system.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I was hook, lined and sinker. I felt like here was a guy that could really bring this country together.


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[Assistant] From that day on, we started talking very, very often. I don't know if it was once a week, three times a week, five times a week, emailing back and forth. But from that time on, we started talking about the markets and the economy nonstop.


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[Assistant] I actually went down to the Cooper Union speech with him in his car.


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[Assistant] He was talking about the idea of making sure that the ethics of Wall Street, uhm, was pure and that we were doing the business that we should be doing.


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[Assistant] He was sitting in the heart of the World Financial Center talking about regulation before we started talking about regulation.


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[Assistant] You had about a dozen different CEOs there and you have in there Tim from the Fed. You have Henry Paulson as a treasury secretary.


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[Assistant] I was speaking to the Senator all along.


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[Assistant] When we started talking Friday night, he was asking the tough question.


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[Assistant] And I was clear that, you know, from my perspective, I think immediately we'll see the markets and funding start to dry up. You'll see a lack of liquidity and, and we're going to be in a situation of the unknown.


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[Assistant] Senator Obama was engaged before Lehman, but once Lehman hit...


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[Assistant] You know, I think he, he was all over thinking in a proactive and perspective way of how this was going to impact the economy.


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[Assistant] These are the people who we charge with the responsibility of monitoring. They're the ones who are supposed to keep out for systemic risk in our country. That's their job every day. Why didn't, why didn't someone stand up and say, wait a minute, this is a lot bigger than Bear Stearns?


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[Assistant] Sitting in that room with Hank Paulson saying to us in a very measured tones, no hyperbole, no excessive adjectives.


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[Assistant] That unless you act, the financial system of this country and the world will melt down in a matter of days.


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[Assistant] There was literally a pause in that room where the oxygen left.


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[Assistant] Oh, don't tell me you're seriously cons- Enough! Reyes is right. We don't have the funds to piss about. It's now or never. Lara's offering fresh ideas and a plan. I'm the captain here. It's my decision. We're going into the Dragon's Triangle.


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[Assistant] of having stared into the abyss after Lehman and concluded that that was not gonna happen again on his watch.


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[Assistant] I have failed, my queen. The ritual was corrupted.


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[Assistant] I know, Roxy, I can already sense them, but this is the only place that I can find out more about my father.


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[Assistant] It is pretty clear actually that there was massive illegality going on and if somebody with subpoena power was intent on prosecuting that, uh, I don't think there's really much doubt that they would be quite successful in criminal prosecutions.


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[Assistant] What goes on at Wall Street and exactly what caused the crisis and how did we get where we are? It's difficult to understand, even for professionals.


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[Assistant] But at the end of the day, people usually have a pretty good ability to tell when something's wrong.


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[Assistant] JP Morgan has to hold certain capital, um, relative to the size of that loan in the event the loan is not paid off at 100% as you expect.


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[Assistant] Well of course, if you don't have to do that, and you're a bank,


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[Assistant] Because what she said is if you don't have transparency and regulation of derivatives, the risk is going to build up and they're going to lead to a financial crisis that's going to cause massive taxpayer bailout.


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[Assistant] One of the most heavily regulated products in the country are insurance products for all the obvious reasons. If you're gonna write insurance, you have to have enough money to pay off that insurance.


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[Assistant] It's an insurance product designed not to be regulated as an insurance product and designed to avoid regulation at all. One thing we do know is that when a product of any type is designed with minimal regulation, capital and activity moves into that area and it expands dramatically.


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[Assistant] The derivatives market went into darkness. Almost no transparency and no regulation. And what you see is this explosion in the growth of derivatives, uhm, in the United States and throughout the world.


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[Assistant] Or a horse race. Or a craps table. There is no difference at all. It's just a pure bet by somebody who has no economic interest in what they're betting on.


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[Assistant] And that the managers of these large financial institutions in some ways have been given an impossible task that they won't be able to comprehend.


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[Assistant] What it is their institutions are doing. And that is really, really scary.


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[Assistant] The banks didn't want anyone to know how much risk they were taking on. They didn't want to have to quantify it on their balance sheet. They wanted to be able to push it off and hide it and that was why they lobbied so hard to make sure that swaps and derivatives would be treated differently from other kinds of financial products.


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[Assistant] What everyone is trying to create is something that has a high rating and a high yield.


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[Assistant] That's the holy grail, that's the goal, is to mix together assets in some way so that you come out with a triple A and a big return.


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[Assistant] In synthetic CDOs, all you had to do was make a side bet based on what would happen to this group of mortgages and have that be the basis of the CDO. The fact that someone had done it one time wouldn't stop you from doing it again and again and again.


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[Assistant] There's a great, uh, set of adages on Wall Street about where risk will flow. And if you ask people, they're basically split between two camps. One says that risk will flow to the smartest person.


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[Assistant] The person who best understands it, and the other says that risk will flow to the dumbest person, the person who least understands it. And at least based on my experience and my understanding of what has been happening in the derivatives market, it's the latter.


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[Assistant] One of the incredible things about Citigroup, we now know, was although it was tossing these risks off its balance sheet, those risks came right back, almost like a boomerang, without knowing it.


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[Assistant] They had set up one business to offload risk.


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[Assistant] And then completely reverse that business, taking those risks back onto its balance sheet.


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[Assistant] My little brother was killed to gang violence, uhm, four years ago. Sometimes when I can't function or articulate my words and just really in a bad mood and I just go to my horse, it's just that energy is just so peaceful.


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[Assistant] And to build a credit derivative trading book, including all the risk management around the more exotic products. That was what I was brought in to do.


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[Assistant] The idea was let's put together a portfolio of credit risk. Uhm, a portfolio of names.


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[Assistant] And that list of 306 entities, they were very highly rated, they had very low credit risk.


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[Assistant] It would have been, it would have been your, some of your most well known household names. And so we were giving investors an opportunity to, in effect, invest in our loan portfolio.


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[Assistant] There were investors who were able to invest in some entities that they had not had access to before.


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[Assistant] We had some mortgages on our books. We certainly understood the mortgage backed security market, but we


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[Assistant] Had a lot of trouble getting comfortable with that risk. The big hang up for us was data.


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[Assistant] We had years and years of historical data about how corporates performed during business cycles. But we didn't have that much data about how retail mortgages performed during different business cycles.


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[Assistant] We had a global phone call and we were discussing the risk that we were about to do and we had discussed it over and over and over and finally someone on that phone call said I'm nervous.


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[Assistant] We almost had stopped thinking and stopped reassessing the risk as we went along.


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[Assistant] We'd all said, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay. Until suddenly, we all looked up and said, hang on, it's not okay.


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[Assistant] The interest on the part of investors to invest in a product that was highly complex and very risky on top of it.


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[Assistant] I mean, look, very simply, there are certainly some investors, some banks, some borrowers who are a bit greedier than they should be.


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[Assistant] We never saw it coming. We never saw that coming. And uhm, I was disappointed. Hugely disappointed. I mean I was part of a market that


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[Assistant] You know, just, I don't know. It's, it's frustrating to see, certainly.


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[Assistant] Is that it's a word that describes or modifies a verb.


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[Assistant] Now actually adverbs can modify other parts of the sentence, like other adverbs.


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[Assistant] But in this video, we will focus on verbs and four kinds of adverbs. Adverbs of time. Adverbs of place. Of manner. And adverbs of degree.


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[Assistant] Usually they will answer the following questions about the verbs. When, where, how, and to what extent. Let's look at these sentences. The boy ran.


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[Assistant] And then we have, the boy ran excitedly.


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[Assistant] In the second sentence, you find out how the boy ran. In the first sentence, you don't have any information on how the boy ran.


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[Assistant] So in the second sentence, we find out that the boy was very excited.


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[Assistant] Because they will make you speak English a lot better. So let's get started.


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[Assistant] Now that is a bit tricky because the adverb in an English sentence can be in different parts of the sentence. Let's look at a few examples. She climbed the mountain slowly. Slowly, she climbed the mountain. She slowly climbed the mountain. Can you guess which word is the adverb?


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[Assistant] The word slowly is the adverb. It describes how she climbed the mountain. And as you can see, the adverb


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[Assistant] Is in three different parts of the sentence, but the meaning is exactly the same. So let's practice pronunciation. Repeat after me, please. She climbed the mountain slowly.


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[Assistant] Let's now talk about how to make adverbs.


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[Assistant] Now most adverbs, not all of them, but most of them, end in –ly.


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[Assistant] So it's actually very easy. You take the adjective and you add –ly at the end. Let's look at a few examples.


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[Assistant] If you have the adjective, nice, and you add –ly to it, you make the adverb, nicely. So for example, you could say,


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[Assistant] He is a nice speaker, using the adjective, nice.


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[Assistant] But you could also use the adverb nicely and say, He speaks nicely. A second example. If we take the adjective quick and we add ly, we can make the adverb quickly.


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[Assistant] So we could say, he is a quick runner. But we could also say, he runs quickly.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's practice pronunciation. Repeat after me, please. He speaks nicely.


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[Assistant] Good job, guys. Let's move on. Be careful, guys.


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[Assistant] Not all adverbs end in –ly. Some adjectives end in –ly.


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[Assistant] Don't change form when they become adverbs. They're called flat adverbs. Typical flat adverbs would be early or late and a few others.


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[Assistant] And it's very important to know these flat adverbs.


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[Assistant] Because a lot of my students try to add ly to some adjectives and unfortunately they make incorrect sentences. So let's take a look at an example.


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[Assistant] Okay, if I tell you, the car drove fastly. Do you think that makes sense?


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[Assistant] Now it does make sense to try to add –ly to the adjective fast.


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[Assistant] But unfortunately guys, fastly does not exist in English. So the correct sentence is, the car drove fast. Another example.


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[Assistant] He arrived late or lately to class. What do you think is the correct answer?


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[Assistant] Again, it makes sense to try to add ly to the adjective late.


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[Assistant] But lately is not the adverb of the adjective late. The adverb is late. So the correct sentence is, He arrived late to class.


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[Assistant] Let's practice pronunciation. Please repeat after me. The car drove fast.


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[Assistant] Great job, guys. I hope you now understand flat adverbs better. Let's move on. Let's now take a look.


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[Assistant] Add a few sentences to practice finding and making adverbs that modify verbs.


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[Assistant] Now remember adverbs tell us so much about the verb.


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[Assistant] Usually they tell us when or where or how or to what degree. So the first example we have is...


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[Assistant] He easily lifted the box. Can you spot the adverb in this sentence?


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[Assistant] Of course, the adverb is easily ending in –ly.


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[Assistant] Okay, and it tells us how he lifted the box. It's an adverb of manner. Now the second sentence, and this is a bit more difficult.


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[Assistant] I will download the file tomorrow. Now where is the adverb?


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[Assistant] Because there is no word ending in –ly. So it's a bit more complicated. Well, the adverb is tomorrow.


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[Assistant] And it tells you when. It's an adverb of time.


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[Assistant] Are sometimes a bit more difficult. Make sure you watch my next video. I will talk about them. Our third example now. I put it there. Again, no word ending in –ly. The adverb is the word, there.


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[Assistant] And it tells us where. It's an adverb of place. We will talk about them in our next video as well. And our last example.


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[Assistant] You didn't study enough for the test.


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[Assistant] The adverb is the word enough and it's an adverb of degree. Okay, it tells us to what degree.


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[Assistant] Again, it's not a word ending in –ly. And we will talk about adverbs of degree in our next videos.


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[Assistant] For now, let's practice pronunciation a bit. Please repeat after me. He easily lifted the box.


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[Assistant] Remember guys, it's very important to understand adverbs and to know how to make them. They will make you speak English so much better.


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[Assistant] And this video was only a quick introduction to adverbs in English.


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[Assistant] In our next videos, we will focus on each kind of adverb. So make sure you watch the rest of the course. Thank you for watching my video and see you next time.


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[Assistant] Nearly half of all new single-family home construction is in the South. Now more than 50,000 a month.


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[Assistant] With the economy strong, home buyers are willing and able to spend double what they did just two decades ago.


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[Assistant] It's up right now on the House floor, a Governor's bill to crack down on...


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[Assistant] Uh, Silla Solomon, Star David, yeaah. That's what it means to sign people. It just means something different to me. What does it mean? It means a sign to me. Still a star. Star is a sign.


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[Assistant] Stay true love, keep faith. Daily Reminders.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I took Warhol with me, I took Lucky with me, took Uno to a few shows.


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[Assistant] Like I already had warrants, like I had outstanding warrants in Atlanta and everything, so.


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[Assistant] Like five minutes before we even boarded the plane, like 12 police officers just swarmed me. I'm getting a drink and shit.


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[Assistant] These niggas arrested me, said I had warrants in Atlanta. Is that the third?


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[Assistant] I ended up getting into it with like my mama boyfriend and shit cause he said some disrespectful shit to my mom so we got into it and that was like one of the warrants.


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[Assistant] And I'm in a country ass jail too, bruh. I'm in like Luton County, Virginia. For real? Yeah, yeah. On some, bruh, some real country bunking shit.


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[Assistant] You know, everybody in there, once you behind them bars, shit, you a slave like the rest of them. We all slaves when we in that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, roaches are just different, cause they indestructible.


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[Assistant] If it would be a nuclear war, supposedly them would be like the only things to survive.


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[Assistant] I had to wait for a bond because they wanted to hold me. They didn't want to give me no bond. I was ready to bond out. You feel me? As soon as I got to the A, I'm like, I bet. I'm finally here. It took me two weeks to get to Atlanta. I'm in the back of a truck. And they kept the shackles on me too.


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[Assistant] Shit was ass, shit was ass, but I had to wait to make bond. Took me like...


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[Assistant] So, it took a month and a half to actually make Bondo.


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[Assistant] And they tried to use that video on court on some lame shit like, my mom was flipping out cause she thought I was actually like, affiliated with gangs. I'm like, just shit life.


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[Assistant] So, I've been looking at, uh, leasing some buildings in Atlanta.


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[Assistant] I want to start in Atlanta first because that's where I spent the majority of my time.


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[Assistant] So I wanted to lease a building and uhm, start my own studio and a sanctuary almost for the youth.


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[Assistant] If they don't go to school, people like kids who just out in the streets, they don't have no direction. So I wanna...


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[Assistant] I'm working on that right now. Just trying to build that up. Cause it's a place like right on Jimmy Carter.


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[Assistant] Cause I used to, I used to live on the strip and now it's this place called Nitrozone on Jimmy Carter and it's like, that's one of the places that inspired me like to get my own space.


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[Assistant] It's an amazing spot bro, like, they got go-karts there and they got-


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[Assistant] Yeah bro, it's different, it's very different bro, it's very different. But if you pull up, you'll love it. You know, like, they got the open bar, they got bowling alley, they got the gold cards. I'm obsessed with gold cards now. Bazooka ball, you'll fuck with that. They put you in a big ass arena.


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[Assistant] And like everything, all, all, everything you use for cover to take cover is made out of like big ass Lego blocks.


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[Assistant] I like shit like that. It sound like, it sound like Attack on Titan.


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[Assistant] The next goal is to, alright, the next tour I'ma sell out every day.


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[Assistant] So, the more tours I go on, the goal is to sell out every last date. And as long as I keep going on tour, like, shit.


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[Assistant] I'ma just keep going up, I'ma keep giving out my energy, I'ma keep making sure that the people who come out to support me, I give them one hell of a show.


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[Assistant] I wasn't expecting that either. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't even know the novel was that big till we sold it out.


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[Assistant] All day, every day, ain't shower. Let's go home, shower, chill.


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[Assistant] Nigga done turned the music up, he done shot two people, went across the street, cause it's a chevron, oiled it up, set that bitch on fire.


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[Assistant] Oh, it didn't have shit to do with me, nah. It was just, it affected where I was working though, you feel me? But the thing is, this is like, cause...


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[Assistant] Where my studio was, it's a bunch of other studios around it too, you know what I'm saying? Like a little studio facility, so.


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[Assistant] It was roommates, it was some jealousy shit going on. What the fuck? Jealousy, that's just a toxic trait to have.


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[Assistant] I lost hella music bro, like, I lost hella music. I lost an AR, my favorite AR custom. Whoa. Beautiful.


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[Assistant] I almost lost my little brother though, so that was, but he the reason, uh,


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[Assistant] Everything didn't turn out so bad, cause a lot of other people didn't even know what the fuck was going on. He woke up, I got, cause we got a camera in the studio, you feel me? So, it's probably like, 5.50am. Everything good.


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[Assistant] It turned like 6, 15 in the morning, everything on fire. And he just on the couch, you feel me? He sleep.


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[Assistant] He sleeps, so you get the footage and shit, you see the footage, you like, oh, this nigga's gone. He almost died. Yeaah, he almost died. What's crazy, uh, you know, it was hella smoke.


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[Assistant] And he was inhaling a whole lot of toxic shit, you feel me? But his heart rate was calm because this man was off his hands.


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[Assistant] If he was going to panic, if he started panicking, he would've like inhaled too much toxic and he wouldn't have been able to do so. He would've just died.


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[Assistant] And then his girlfriend was in there too, but she got like third degree burns. She got the worst of it. For real? Yeah, she got the worst of it. Shout out Lil Pink. I'm glad she doing good though. Holy fuck.


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[Assistant] He had called, he called the fire department. Niggas ain't even know shit was on fire so they came.


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[Assistant] But the way the studio was set up, bro, cause the managers, they be on some bullshit over there, cause they be thinking hella people trying to come and rob and shit, so.


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[Assistant] They got windows, but they got bars over the windows from the outside.


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[Assistant] And even how you gotta get in through the front door, it's a gate. It's a metal bar gate. And then it's like a double door that you gotta press the, you know, the little button.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm hot. Anybody was over there. Cause I knew all the people there, bro. I was cool with them. You feel me? Like, and ever since then, like,


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[Assistant] Shit just been fucked up as far as my relationships with everybody over there, cause we was cool, but it's just like, now...


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[Assistant] But I'm glad for the most part everyone's okay. It just, it's fucked up. We done lost, we lost a couple people in it, but it wasn't in vain.


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[Assistant] Uh, bro, Nate, that was like my assistant. That was really close to me. How did he die?


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[Assistant] He got shot cause his homie was doing, his homie got in a fight.


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[Assistant] And Nate broke up the fight, cause you feel me? He just, he just made sure it didn't escalate.


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[Assistant] What he didn't understand was the dudes, his partner was beefing, but he didn't know how deep the beef was, you feel me? So, he got his partner, so he calmed him down, he told him to get in the car and they just started, uh, they was gonna leave, you feel me?


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[Assistant] It's like on the corner, it's like the first house you go in the neighborhood. So they, they coming out the neighborhood, the niggas see, uh,


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[Assistant] The people we got smoked with, they see him, not Nate, but they see his partner, cause that's who they got smoked with, so they just air out the car, and they ended up getting Nate, you feel me? Nate ain't had nothing to do with this, he was trying to stop the whole thing, and it ended up just going south, so R.I.P. my nigga Nate, that little nigga was always, bro I'm talking about...


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[Assistant] He put on for TTB real hard, bro. Like, he really was...anything he could get...


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[Assistant] Help us with, bro, whether it was marketing, whether it was just trying to get us exposure for whatever reason, you feel me? It don't matter, like.


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[Assistant] And he probably, I don't know, he might even try to DM you. Ain't no telling. Maybe, maybe not. But he reaches out, he reaches out. He been trying to, bruh, with uno little brother, with Molly, MDMA.


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[Assistant] Like he try to, I'm talking about everyone in our circle, immediate circle.


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[Assistant] He supported us and he tried to help us all out. So it's a shame to see him go out like that because...


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[Assistant] I know what his true intentions were. They weren't, he didn't have any wicked intentions. He actually had, like, righteous intentions.


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[Assistant] So it sucks he had to go out like that, but it definitely wasn't in vain, cause his energy still surges through me, so I'll make sure.


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[Assistant] Everybody I lost never, it's never in vain, period.


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[Assistant] All the time, yeaah. It didn't stop. It didn't stop. Even if anything, I mean, I just had to switch locations, but we always do that. So it didn't change up anything as far as the recording process.


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[Assistant] Uh, nah, I've, it's just like, okay, to decide on the ones that I want to put out, that I want people to be like, ohhhh.


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[Assistant] And I just have a lot of records, but the thing about my records is, like,


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[Assistant] I'm always personally in love with everything I do. So...


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[Assistant] I know I do have to find kinda a standpoint as far as...


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[Assistant] When it's, when I, when I need to put out the absolute best version of myself to people, you feel me?


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[Assistant] I need to release this, but that's why, like, that's how I even got here though. Cause I drop music.


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[Assistant] Whether I was secure about it or not, even if I was insecure about...


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[Assistant] The music I was making back then, and I dropped it because I was like, fuck it, I like this shit.


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[Assistant] You know, you start to put a lot of pressure on yourself. It's like, it's when you, the more, the more,


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[Assistant] Business, the business side of it, you know, the actual music industry side of it. That's where all the politics with that take place, I feel.


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[Assistant] Before I started getting more structured and, you know, like having more organization, when I just dropped music,


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[Assistant] You know, the team, the management team, everybody, they want, they want to make sure that, alright, I think you should drop this, or I think this has a good vibe to it, or I think the people like this, but I don't like when they get too involved. I like the input on how they think the song.


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[Assistant] Is, you feel me, whether I need to boost the quality or the sound, but as far as the marketing campaign and strategy for specific songs I should drop.


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[Assistant] I don't want the input on that too much because then it turns into more of what do you like instead of what do I like and what do I want to release to my fans.


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[Assistant] Which records should go on what album, what playlist.


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[Assistant] It's good to always have input. I prefer creative criticism only though. I don't really want just opinions, you know, I want constructive criticism.


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[Assistant] Should be up or what they think should. Dropping what shouldn't drop.


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[Assistant] Some of these records is so I can become a better artist.


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[Assistant] 1100 songs, over 1100, people won't even hear half of those, you know, because a lot of the songs is just songs that I have for myself and for the gang, you know, like when we on road trips and on tour, like they'll hear a lot of shit that I'll never drop.


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[Assistant] Type shit, yeaah, man, like, for real. For real. It'll be like that, but then...


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[Assistant] I'll have so many songs that have been under my belt for so long and you know when you just listen to so much unreleased songs and then it just, even if it's ass it just starts sounding good because it's like, I still fuck with this.


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[Assistant] Cause they don't have the patience. There's so many politics with shit. It's more so people are interested in what everyone else is interested in instead of just finding shit that they actually like for themselves. And you know, it's a, it's a handful of people out there who, who just go hunting for new music all day.


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[Assistant] And that's real love, that's why like, I don't, I try not to be like an asshole to my fans or nothing like, regardless of what mood I'm in, I try to make sure I put, I have like, the best attitude I possibly can. Like I don't be trying to fake no funk. Can't fake no funk. If I'm annoyed, you'll see it on my face maybe, but still, I gotta show love to the people who've been supporting me because, like this is a dream come true.


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[Assistant] On tour for the rest of your life, you know, like making money off music shows.


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[Assistant] They buy the clothes that I, that I'm, that I'm putting out and promote. Cause I, it's, it's like, I don't know how to say it bro, but it is a,


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[Assistant] It's a feeling, it's just an unexplainable feeling for real. A feeling you can't put in words, but it's a great feeling.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to record if I think it's out of control. You feel me? I know we had shit in control. How did it get lit on fire? It wasn't like, alright, we have fireworks. I'm like, yo, let me pop some fireworks off. For real.


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[Assistant] That's a wild boy, that's a wild boy, that's like really one of my, uh, that's a close partner for real.


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[Assistant] We was on the north side for real, yeaah. Yeaah, but we all- I was on- I was in his hood. Right. And he said his hood don't fight, so. After that though.


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[Assistant] After that, like, I mean, we kept it under control. I just ain't expect, like, that shit to start spreading that quick.


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[Assistant] Yo mama, my mama shit. Like we, that's how close we is, so.


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[Assistant] Everything was under control, we had a fire marshal, oh no, he, he done came out with the fire extinguisher, you feel me? Right. I think he stole it from the neighbors, some shit, but.


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[Assistant] It was all Gucci. They tried to turn that shit into like a Taurus.


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[Assistant] Bro, niggas is finessing anyway possible. I didn't know it was gonna be like that though, like niggas really are finessing. Wow. Amen.


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[Assistant] Like they fuck with your music, but they really don't give a fuck as far as like...


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[Assistant] How well you do with your career or whatever. Always, yeaah, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, you tell the hood what's up, you gotta be like, man, look, man, it's just so we could go up.


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[Assistant] Hey look, you can't put out another man business, you gotta have your own. That's on them.


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[Assistant] If we seen, like, some of our favorite artists just casually, like, yeaah, just got bitches eatin' his ass, like, damn bruh, like.


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[Assistant] Yo, don't get me wrong though, like, have a bitch eat yo ass, that's like total domination. It's like, yo.


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[Assistant] There's a different breed of shit going on. Yo, you know, you, you created like an entire generation of like...


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[Assistant] Because you got, we got so much access to shit with the phone, so, it's like...


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[Assistant] People like 6ix9ine, you know, like you can break down media. You can really just see what people look for. Like what draws people in.


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[Assistant] You gotta actually like, look at some nigga's circumstances, like 6ix9ine, he looked like, he seemed like he came from like, really on some not shit, like, you feel me? That's true, he didn't have nothing. Yea, he ain't had shit. Like when you don't got shit bro, like, trust me, you willing to do anything to put yourself on and your family. Like that man got a daughter like, regardless, he got a family.


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[Assistant] So he was just willing to do whatever it took to get put on. He didn't really give a fuck who cared.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's funny in there and it's like you made something out of it. It's not like you a funny nobody nigga. You a funny somebody nigga who's selling out shows and got like, you got these hoes on go. But there's all kinds of lines.


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[Assistant] That fucks up, that just fucks up like the game even more. That fuck up the game cause what, you gotta understand, it's always gonna be somebody who's inspired by something great. Doesn't matter how crazy or how stupid or goofy it is.


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[Assistant] 6ix9ine has to understand that he's gonna inspire a nigga who's gonna try and top him.


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[Assistant] And you see, you see like the madness like he got going on, so it's gonna be another nigga who's gonna try and top that.


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[Assistant] And it will be a nigga who's gon' top it, cuz that's just how history is. That's how this shit go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what other niggas don't understand, but at the same time, everything come with a sacrifice.


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[Assistant] 6ix9ine, he sacrificed, that nigga sacrificed a lot.


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[Assistant] We can make something off of this, and they did, but it came with a sacrifice too, like...


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[Assistant] Bro, I seen like, you seen how like YouTube bloggers be?


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[Assistant] Bro, fans be calling and having, like, it's some nigga, didn't that nigga, what's that, FouseyTube nigga? Didn't they call in and bomb his shit, call a bomb threat? Bro, see, like, I don't, that's when you got the wrong type of shit going.


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[Assistant] He's a terror, you know, everything. Bro. They'll be like, oh, you gotta go. You can't even go out and eat with your girl no more. You can't even enjoy yourself. Not if you're live streaming for sure. Yea, yea. But that's like, everything come with consequences.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, I mean, people just wanna be somebody, you feel me? You can't be mad at folks for wanna be somebody. They have no idea.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of responsibility when it comes, yeah, when you're anonymous, chillin'. Niggas don't even know, they big chillin'. They big chillin', for real.


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[Assistant] Don't gotta worry about niggas trying to run up on you for some lame shit. Nobody trying to try you. She want a picture, he want a picture, you don't take the picture, you a bitch.


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[Assistant] It is, it is what it is. You know, we don't patch that up.


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[Assistant] I don't got to smoke a little boat. It was yo, it's look, I'm the CEO.


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[Assistant] This is the CEO of QC, who I had real smoke with. Oh, okay. Coach K.


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[Assistant] Like bro, this is, bro, first off, we had Capitol Records. This nigga, he played me some shit, bro. That him and...


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[Assistant] We was bumpin' gorgeous, and he was head noddin', fuck with that shit heavy, you feel me? Like, he was fuckin' with it. And we go to South Byatt.


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[Assistant] I seen him at, we at the Omni Hotel having breakfast.


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[Assistant] I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up. Like from the night before and shit. Cause we had a show with the nigga Ski. Me and Ski had did a show at Southbott. So.


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[Assistant] Man, we eating breakfast at the Omni downstairs, bro.


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[Assistant] It's like, I take a bite, I bite out my little breakfast shit. Every time I look up, more QC shirts. I'm like, fuck. Shit got deep out the blue. It was early in the morning.


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[Assistant] Bro, it was really because uhm, a nigga had came up to my manager's condo and he tried to rob. You feel me? He tried to rob us. And I wasn't going for none of that. Who did? A certain someone.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, yeaah they is. They all affiliates. If you're an affiliate of an affiliate and they fuck with that people, yeaah you are an affiliate of them. But I wasn't going for none of that. Nah, nah. Skip actually fucked with us.


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[Assistant] That's why shit be so crazy bro. I'm trying to think of like rare QC associates. I be, I be like bro, I really have to like narrow down and break down like bro, who fuck with who? Cause you'll think like certain individuals fuck with each other and then...


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[Assistant] You'll think that because he fucked with him and some other dudes over there, alright, they rocking the same shit, rocking the same shirt chain, label, whatever.


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[Assistant] I'll be like, alright, they all cool with each other, but they don't even have beef with them, they own a little circle, you feel me?


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[Assistant] And you'll be like, alright, so them niggas who fuck with the opps, or who we thought fuck with the opps, fuck with us. But then, the other half of the niggas, who is the opps, wanna smoke with us.


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[Assistant] What the hell y'all got going on in y'all's circle too? Cause clearly everything over there ain't solid. If some of y'all people was fucking with...


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[Assistant] Bro, this is how I see it. If one of your people in your circle got smug with somebody in my circle, then everybody in your circle should have smug with us.


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[Assistant] Man, I'll let this slide. You feel me? It's like, alright, let's smoke with them, alright, we all on go. If I see them, shit. It's a go. It's a rap for them.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. Bruh, I wish- aw man. You ever played Def Jam Vendetta?


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[Assistant] I was a Joe Budden player. On God. On bands bro, on bands.


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[Assistant] This fight was just like that, bro. Cause I done had nobody helping me, so I'm literally, I'm like, bro, these niggas big as hell. I'm grabbing anything I can to throw at these niggas. Bases, chairs, whatever, bro.


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[Assistant] You gon' get him some shit. Unless you're moving around like the Pope. If you be in the streets, bro, if you really be moving around, roll run or whatever, bro, like, you gon', you gon' catch some smoke. It's about making sure you prepared, though. Being more, as prepared as you can for every situation. You feel me?


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[Assistant] Cause the man who's most prepared is the man who has the better outcome, every time.


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[Assistant] I mean, don't get me wrong, cause it's like, niggas be paranoid, so I be thinking, I'm like, bro, I just gotta make sure I'm moving the right way, period, but it's like, still.


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[Assistant] For my peace of mind, I don't like moving with so many people. Cause you know, a lot of people depend on you like, oh yo, we need a hotel, we need a room to stay at, oh yo, how we gonna get there, how we gonna, uh, you gonna pay for my flight, you feel me? I'm like, shit bro.


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[Assistant] I'm like, I'm just gonna make this shit quit, sell by, turn up, go back home, you know, but.


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[Assistant] I like being at home. I like my peace of mind. I like my area. I like my solitude. I'm really one of those people who enjoy being isolated.


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[Assistant] You know, the last interview I was pretty deep when I came here, but you know.


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[Assistant] You see how I am now? You gotta cut off that extra fat in the circle, you feel me? Shit, that's just intoxicating. Shit, that's no good for you.


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[Assistant] The entire circle then, it's only going to demise it, you know? It's going to compromise it for the worse.


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[Assistant] With a lot of people, that's the thing, like, this music industry shit, bro, cause it's people who will fuck with you, and then they'll also fuck with people you don't fuck with.


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[Assistant] And sometimes they'll know y'all don't fuck with each other and they'll still like try to bring niggas around or some shit like, that shit always confuse me cause I'm like, what are you trying to do?


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[Assistant] Or what you trying to prove, you know, like, so that's why it was.


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[Assistant] Having features and shit, going to other niggas' studios. I just like to make sure I'm on point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was going sign, bro. I was thinking about signing cause like, people who had signed like...


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[Assistant] I feel like it's a better feeling when you get to a goal that you've had since you was younger and you can do it.


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[Assistant] As independently as possible. Cause in the end, nothing's, I'm always gonna need a team. I need people to support me, feel me? Like I'm always gonna have a team, but I'd rather it be my team of people I came up with or people who I could trust instead of the people they work with and they think will be good for me to work with.


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[Assistant] You sign a label, then you have to work with their lawyers, but when it comes down to it, the lawyers are only in the best interest for the company and the label. They're not really in the best interest of the artist. Oh yea, you definitely can't have a-


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[Assistant] I'll become close with everyone who does something for...


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[Assistant] You gotta call shit out on what it is too, cause a lot of people who might've seen me


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[Assistant] Or who might think I'm an asshole to him, it's really just cause I was probably looking out for him.


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[Assistant] People can't take it when you look at, you know, when you ever tell somebody like, bro, this shit suck.


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[Assistant] Or your shit look like you ripping off another clothing brand or something.


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[Assistant] I like to give constructive criticism, I don't like to just say.


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[Assistant] Nah, I understand that. But that's, see, that's why I was hot when I first came on. Cause I felt like...


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[Assistant] I felt like the least you could do is give them that constructive criticism they need.


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[Assistant] It kinda remind me of this song, or a song like you buy in bro bro.


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[Assistant] And that, that shit do help me, regardless of what you say, cause it's your opinion, what you understand now, like, the platform you've built with No Jumper, your opinion definitely matters to a lot of people.


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[Assistant] I understand when you hear so many fucking songs and they sound like this, that, or there. But you also write about another thing though, it is sometimes it's best not to even say shit.


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[Assistant] Everybody got a girl. Don't nobody belong to nobody. I don't care what you say. That's the problem.


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[Assistant] You feel me, like, you can't have my heart. And if you, if you could have my heart, bitch, you already would have had it.


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[Assistant] I thought that was fun. Kids who wanted to really put their foot in the music industry too.


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[Assistant] I haven't dropped a lot of videos. And then when I do promote a video, or act like I'm gonna drop a video, some crazy shit happen like niggas will lose the files.


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[Assistant] They hard drives become corrupted. They get them fixed, but the memory from the video ain't in it. Just crazy shit.


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[Assistant] I don't even shot hella videos. And it's something that I'm just holding on to cause I feel like my music's timeless so I got videos from...


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[Assistant] Like 2015, 16. That you might still drop? Yea, cuz it's- That'd be crazy. Shit, fuck it. That's how I feel like.


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[Assistant] It's fire, you could like peep shit just off the swag and shit, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] You be getting hella clothed while your girl got all your clothes and all the drip from the fans.


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[Assistant] When I was in a relationship, my girl was just taking my shit, brother. I'm like, like, she really just grabbing my shit or rocking my shit. Like, I don't want to rock this shit. Like, come on.


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[Assistant] Shout out to my little brother Bravo, he locked up right now. That's the bro, uh, who was in the fire. Who saved everybody else.


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[Assistant] So we trying to get that. Ah, that's what's up. Yeah. Shout out. Pronto. OG.


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[Assistant] Been solid holding this shit down. Nigga who don't put me on hella gang when I was younger. So, always.


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[Assistant] Shout out to the TTB family, 3400, and shout out to all the supporters for real. You know how it goes.


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[Assistant] That rice ball place that used to be open across the street. So legendary, bro. Fuck.


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[Assistant] Yo, who's like the most annoying interview you had?


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[Assistant] We should stay together Tundra. Assuming your brother's identity will certainly draw attention. Not all of it welcome. You are right Smoke.


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[Assistant] If only there had been more forthcoming with the details of your brother's demise. We will find Shang Tsung. He will tell us all he knows.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Lord Raiden. I am called Smoke.


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[Assistant] Sub-Zero?


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[Assistant] Call me crazy with a K, but didn't we see him die?


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[Assistant] How easily he was convinced that the Elder Gods would ignore his merging the realms. Yet the Thunder God still lives. No matter.


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[Assistant] Clients, so when their clients lost money, Goldman was making money. Goldman has a little slogan that the clients come first. No they didn't.


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[Assistant] Whatever, yeaah. It's like back, it's, it's not actually the Middle East, but it's not. What's it by? It's like in Eurasia.


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[Assistant] Armin, you're the type of place where if you sit in the front when the cab driver's picking you up, then they think you're a hooker. Right.


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[Assistant] All of my family is here. They would fucking help me with the kids.


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[Assistant] Oh, I won't tell them, but anyways, just, uh, plan ahead. Uh, but yeah, we're gonna have to have two, um, family gatherings because my mom's side and my dad's side can't be together, so.


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[Assistant] I wanna say one thing. What? Lana started a YouTube channel, you need to go subscribe, it's called, you wanna shout it out? Butts and Vlogs. Butts and Vlogs.


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[Assistant] We are ranking the best young cores in basketball. See where the Cavs 25 and under core ranks amongst some of the others.


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[Assistant] Well, we are glad your son is okay. We are glad that you stood your ground and we are glad that Tom Benson Stadium this Saturday for the Mahler Stallions USFL Championship will be packed.


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[Assistant] With plenty of UCSS fans, and that's because we're giving away 32 more tickets from right now to the end of the week. And we're gonna give away four right now. So Earl, you're out on the set.


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[Assistant] And I asked director Steve, he said number five. So the fifth person to put the word championship.


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[Assistant] Into the YouTube chat right now is gonna win a four pack of tickets to the USFL Championship game.


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[Assistant] Uh, Anthony, I know you're watching from home. Anthony, you gotta take care of this. From Parma. Shout out to Parma, by the way. And Anthony, who's working from his bed in Parma.


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[Assistant] I see one, uh, two, three, four, five. It is uh, Corey McLaughlin. Anthony, make sure you flag down Corey, send us your email.


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[Assistant] Is he just turned? No, he's not 20. He's not 24. Don't you think?


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[Assistant] And Anthony is 25, he's turning 26 next month. Uh, so Corey won the 43 tickets. Anthony will reach out to you, Corey, get your email address, we'll send you those tickets. And we're going to give away four more later in the show in the second.


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[Assistant] Yep, we'll get into some football. Just want to remind everybody out there, we appreciate everyone who watches UCSS from anywhere you are. Hit that like button if you haven't, please subscribe. It takes one click, costs no money, helps us out in the long run. So we appreciate all the good people out there.


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[Assistant] Correct. And this is less about the rankings, this is more about the big picture question I'm gonna ask after this, but just so everyone's on the same page, here are Bill Barnwell's top playmaking units in the NFL entering the 2023 season. The 49ers first, Bengals second, Eagles third, Seahawks fourth, Chargers fifth,


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[Assistant] Let's keep moving, Steve. He has the Viking 6, Cowboy 7, Dolphins 8.


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[Assistant] Jaguars 9 and the Falcons at number 10.


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[Assistant] Long point of this was to show that after all the off-season rankings now, the Browns have come in in the top half of the league in essentially every different category that PFF or ESPN has ranked.


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[Assistant] This is the AFC North rankings. You can take this. The Bengals were two Steelers at 13 just behind the Browns at 12.


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[Assistant] They were in, at least alive in the playoff. Yea, but not legitimately. But they were alive till WGP.


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[Assistant] We'll just go through. Jets better or worse. Jets better. Patriots better or worse. Same. Same I would say. Steelers better or worse.


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[Assistant] Dolphins better or worse. I got Jalen Ramsey.


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[Assistant] So based, so based on that last year- And the Chiefs, obviously. And the Chiefs, yea. You know. Eleven teams finished ahead of the Browns last year in the overall conference standings. Only one of them we all definitively agreed got worse.


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[Assistant] In quarterback play but also in overall team talent top to bottom roster spot 1-53.


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[Assistant] So we have to determine the order. And with Steve as my witness, Steve, I'll turn the camera to you.


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[Assistant] Steve is my witness. Steve, true or false? I have a list randomizer with three people. Bull, Earl, and Jason on this list. And I'm going to hit again to randomize this list to determine the draft order. He can confirm. Are you guys ready? Can I get a drum roll please, Earl?


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[Assistant] It is Jason, and with the third and fourth pick, as a snake draft works, it is Earl the Pearl. Steve, will you confirm that I am not making this up? This is the order the list randomizer generated for us.


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[Assistant] You go up with a topic, we'll do it. And he said, all right, let's do an AFC position group draft.


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[Assistant] So how this is going to work is you can pick one defensive line room, one linebacker room and one defensive back that includes secondary or all secondary cornerbacks and safeties from one team in the AFC North. You have to have one of each. There are 12 possible picks. Nine will be selected and I am running tag board while this is happening. So bear with me, but Bull with the first pick.


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[Assistant] Bull is already disengaging with his first overall pick.


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[Assistant] Alright. Well imagine that was on Tagboard because Tagboard is locked up on us. Anthony, wait up. Screw it up from Parma.


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[Assistant] The first answer in the chat, I'm making it official for you. It's on a 30 second delay, so remember, this is just 30 seconds of dead air that the people will then see later.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm stopping the poll because I like these, I like these answers. In third place with 18% of the vote, Adam the Bull.


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