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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, go on and talk to him. I got clam if I need anything.


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[Assistant] Every man I've known is always trying to let each other know how tough they are. Put them in their place. Bunch of dominant alpha male horse shit. And it all ends the same way.


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[Assistant] Oh that ain't true. You get in your fair share of piss in Manchester.


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[Assistant] Yeah, good thing you got that cool jacket, huh?


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[Assistant] I offered, but I don't think he was comfortable with me doing it. But you know him better than I do. Maybe he'll let you do it. Okay, that a girl.


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[Assistant] Calmed right down for ya. He's cute. Yeah, he is, isn't he? Most babies are pretty ugly this soon after being born.


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[Assistant] Oh, I almost forgot. We're saving it for a special occasion, and while it bein' your birthday and all, figure this is as good a time as any.


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[Assistant] Where did you get it? Bill kept all the alcohol in the armory. He didn't like people... and vibin'. What's that mean?


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[Assistant] I didn't expect her to come back. Just when I thought I got her figured out, she opened surprises.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, I just don't know what she's getting at all this.


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[Assistant] I understand. She's a pretty girl. Once you get past all the dirt and guts.


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[Assistant] That's gross. Yes, it is, Clem. We shouldn't be talking about it.


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[Assistant] Shit. I just did it too, didn't I? Sorry. It's the drink talking.


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[Assistant] Well, I ain't a man, so they can take that shit somewhere else.


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[Assistant] Clem, go see if you can get Jane and Kenny over by the fire. It's too cold for them to be out there like that.


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[Assistant] Oh, and here, maybe a swig of this will change the minds.


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[Assistant] Jane, you don't have to justify that with a response.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We need to make more time for that.


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[Assistant] You did good. It was nice while it lasted.


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[Assistant] Do you remember when you saw me first back at the lodge? Check her for weapons. I liked you from the start.


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[Assistant] You ever done something you regret? Even if it's something you knew you had to do.


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[Assistant] You know, I'll say one thing about Luke. No matter where you end up, there's always one bad seed rocking the boat. But I don't think he would have ever been that guy.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you something, Clem. When's the last time anyone did what you wanted?


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[Assistant] You know, I've been all over, run with a lot of people, a lot of men, and listened to a lot of promises. Ain't one of them come true. I'm starting to think there might be another way, you know?


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[Assistant] Come on, sis. It's just one more job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, enough for a short-tailed Burmese cat? Huh? Slow. It's enough for a fresh start. We could use one. Shit, get out, get out! What?


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[Assistant] Just stop it mom. Forget about me.


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[Assistant] For me to move on because, you know, we're finishing each other's thoughts and, uh,


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[Assistant] Doin' codeine in my butt-fence!


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[Assistant] We, we say how, how good is something, but it's a rhetorical question. We go, how good is this weather?


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[Assistant] Do you know what a dag is? It's a bit of poo that is on the back of a sheep's butt before it gets shorn.


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[Assistant] I told you I needed time to think about it Why do you keep calling me?


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[Assistant] I called Chen Chen. She'll be here soon. Let's talk when she arrives here.


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[Assistant] I thought about it last night. Now I want to tell you. Sumi-el, I'm firing you.


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[Assistant] And I want to tell you officially that we're over. You don't have to return my gifts.


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[Assistant] Please pack up your stuff immediately and get out of my sight. I don't want to see you again. And shut your filthy mouth. Don't say a word of slander about Chen Zhen.


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[Assistant] You're lazy, you're sly, and you squander money. You told me that there's a club event!


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[Assistant] I know Li Zhenzhen has been putting up with you. Because I like you, she's willing to do that for my sake. I don't care what you do to me.


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[Assistant] Those koumeis just keep on asking us questions. No one listens to us. They're just curious.


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[Assistant] After dinner, let's make some sweet dumplings with rose petal stuffing, okay?


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[Assistant] Also, let's buy some fruits. We don't have fruits left here.


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[Assistant] Go to the Frit vendor downstairs, okay?


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[Assistant] Go buy a watermelon. Lincia likes watermelon. You can buy other fruits that you like, okay? Mom.


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[Assistant] I'll put them here. Okay, okay. No need to change shoes. Oh, thank you. Was there heavy traffic, huh? Well, it's the rush hour. Come, have a seat. Oh, thanks.


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[Assistant] The food's getting cold. I don't know what you like. All home cooking. We usually order take out at work and crave for home cooking. That's great. Help yourself. Do you know this? I wanted to keep it for dessert later, but Little Orange wants to serve it now. Sweet dumplings with rose petal stuffing. Have you tried it?


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[Assistant] Ah, you see, among his colleagues, I only know you well. We share common interests.


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[Assistant] What's your problem? Why do you have such a grumpy face? I really had a great time talking with her. I enjoyed her company. That's why I invited her over for dinner.


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[Assistant] You don't like anything I do anyway. Because your heart is with somebody else.


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[Assistant] Ah, nothing. He needs to do something.


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[Assistant] Please, locate the breakers and flip them, and then return here to restore power.


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[Assistant] Whatever I may say to dissuade you, do not listen. The man whose voice you hear now is long gone.


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[Assistant] Corporate profits surged to the first quarter. Individual winners were Ford, Exxon, General Motors, IBM.


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[Assistant] Scientists urge heavy conservation, a switch to solar energy, and a search for new power sources.


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[Assistant] Pragmatists would argue that we cannot change our energy habits overnight. Scientists say we had better get going.


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[Assistant] Why would someone break into the raft? You better check it out ASAP.


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[Assistant] They'll be fine, Director Fury. They may not be super, but they are heroes.


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[Assistant] X-Men, do you read me? Our sensors indicate that the X-Mansion is under attack. If you're receiving this message, you should get there right away.


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[Assistant] Possibly looking for more cosmic bricks. We need you to fly out there and find them.


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[Assistant] Come, my mutant brothers. We need to core this nuclear plant.


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[Assistant] Captain Rogers, I will personally oversee retrieving Lady Liberty and put her back together.


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[Assistant] We need you to escort Magneto and Abomination to meet up with Dr. Doom. We've got no choice now. Galactus must be stopped.


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[Assistant] Once more the world is safe, and the heroes have saved the day.


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[Assistant] And that, true believer, is exactly how it should have ended.


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[Assistant] The Cato Institute was a public policy think tank. It was founded by Charles Koch.


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[Assistant] But the climate change that we're seeing today is far, far more modest than what the computer models say we should have seen by now.


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[Assistant] We need to know a lot more before we should be spending trillions of dollars to address.


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[Assistant] Coming out of the gate, we then get served up with a proposed BTE tax.


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[Assistant] It was obvious to us at the Cato Institute that once that tax is in place, it's going to be very hard to get rid of.


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[Assistant] We would be meeting in various locales in Washington with over a hundred people in the room. It was a real war room situation.


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[Assistant] The administration had just completely misread the political situation. There was no way in heck.


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[Assistant] That the American public was going to accept regulating greenhouse gases in a fashion which would disadvantage American industry.


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[Assistant] The Clinton administration never even put the Kyoto Protocol up for a vote in the Senate.


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[Assistant] When I became part of that world.


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[Assistant] By the end of the decade, however, the climate skeptics and denialists were in a position of strength. Now they had pretty much run the table in every decisive fight we had won.


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[Assistant] emphasizing doubt is a critically important speed bump to ambitious policy.


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[Assistant] Our proposal is fairer than that put forward by the administration. That is the BTU tax, which is the tax.


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[Assistant] Which is a part of the administration's plan that does hit lower and middle income Americans.


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[Assistant] I see you've enjoyed playing with my pets. Let's see if you enjoy playing with this one.


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[Assistant] Mother? Can I get a rabbit? What? Where am I? I'll get the broom. Could I have a broom also? And some cheese please!


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Joey Chan. An international panel of scientists agrees we can blame ourselves for global warming.


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[Assistant] Dead bodies in highways, you come to the right place.


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[Assistant] Mike, will you tell that asshole with the bulldozer to stop for five minutes? I can't hear myself. Thank you. Right away, lieutenants.


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[Assistant] Some guy taking his dog for a piss found a body about 6 o'clock this morning. We don't know much more right now. Based on what we've seen, looks like the work of the origami killer.


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[Assistant] Any news on the coroner? He's on his way lieutenant. We've been waiting for an hour for fuck's sake.


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[Assistant] Do we know the cause of death? There are no marks on the body. Chances are he was drowned. Like the others.


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[Assistant] Based on the rigor mortis, must be less than six hours ago. We should know more once the coroner has had a look.


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[Assistant] My men are going over the scene with a fine tooth comb. If the killer left anything behind, we'll find it.


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[Assistant] Kate seems to be attracting the attention of the media. Yea, a greedy pack of vultures.


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[Assistant] These guys have killed their mothers for a scoop. Some investigation. It's becoming a three ring circus!


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm a little busy here. Why don't we discuss all this a little later, back at the office? Oh, no problem. I understand. Do you mind if I have a look around?


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[Assistant] Hey, Jayden, you come and see me if you find anything, okay? We're on the same team now.


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[Assistant] Exactly what time did you arrive at the park? Try to remember exactly Mr. Mars. Every detail can be important.


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[Assistant] How could Sean have disappeared without you even noticing? Weren't you right by the carousel?


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[Assistant] Alright, that's all the questions I have for now. Be free to go, Mr. Mars. We'll continue to look for Sean overnight. We'll contact you if we have any more questions.


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[Assistant] Listen, your sun's probably just run off and it'll turn up in a couple hours.


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[Assistant] That may be true in novels, but there's a child's life at stake here. Continue, Jaden.


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[Assistant] And what size is this, uh, zone?


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[Assistant] For the moment, about 10 square miles.


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[Assistant] Ah, great. Must be 10,000 people living in that sort of area. You're gonna question them one by one?


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[Assistant] God dammit. We're wasting our time with this bullshit.


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[Assistant] The killer's out there somewhere, we gotta get off our asses and find him.


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[Assistant] Tell me, Agent Jaden, did you get your vast experience on the job, or did you just fucking read about it in some school book?


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[Assistant] He's a god-fearin' idiot, waitin' for the end of the world.


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[Assistant] We questioned him a few months back because he was causing a disturbance in the park. He was ranting and raving. Said he heard voices.


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[Assistant] I had this idea in a sick little head that I was the anti-Christ, that I'd come to earth to persecute him. Real twisted.


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[Assistant] Good timing, Nathaniel. Just the man we're looking for.


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[Assistant] What about the voices, Nathaniel? Do you still hear the voices?


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[Assistant] We know who talks to you, don't we, Nathaniel? Or we both know who talks to you.


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[Assistant] He orders you to go and find new prey, doesn't he? He needs more and more.


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[Assistant] He told you to go and find that kid in the park. The voices tormented you all night long. You wanted them to stop, didn't you, Nathaniel? Stop!


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[Assistant] Can't say I'll miss him. Come on, let's go!


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[Assistant] Miroslav Korda? Yea? Lieutenant Carter Blake, I'd like to ask you some questions.


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[Assistant] Fuck, that bastard was a perfect fit. SHIT!


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[Assistant] Are you threatening me? I'm just giving you some free advice, Doc. I suggest you take it.


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[Assistant] Doctor, you are really pushing my buttons. The only thing I'm interested in is saving that kid's life.


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[Assistant] There's an easy way and a hard way. It's your fucking choice.


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[Assistant] Ash, I want you to assign every available man to finding Ethan Mars. I want a man outside his place day and night. Notify all agencies to start looking for him. I want you to keep an eye on the train stations, the airports, the bus terminals. I want every cop in the city on his ass, so that if he moves, we know about it. Yes, Ethan Mars is the origami killer.


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[Assistant] Lucky that patrol spotted his car. What's he doing in there? Beats me. You're the profiler, right? I thought you were supposed to be right inside the killer's head. That's just it.


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[Assistant] Shit! It's that girl who went in! Everybody downstairs! They're in the alley! Follow them!


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[Assistant] The investigation's over, we know who did it. We no longer need your services anymore, Norman.


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[Assistant] So you can ride your files all the way back to Washington. I'd be lying if I said I was gonna miss you.


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[Assistant] Anyway, it's no concern of yours, now you're off the case. So pack up, and fuck off.


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[Assistant] I'll take that as a compliment. Honestly, I don't give a shit what you think.


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[Assistant] I found the origami killer. Everyone's happy. End of story. Have a nice trip back, Norman.


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[Assistant] Are you sure it's the right car? At the docks. Call the SWAT team. Oh, and I'll need a chopper. Today? Of course I'll need it today, ya fuckin' imbecile.


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[Assistant] Ash, are the snipers in position? Yes, Lieutenant. They're ready on your command. Perfect. He won't get away this time. We'll gun him down as soon as he shows his face.


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[Assistant] Ash, what is a journalist doing here? I thought I told everybody to keep their mouths shut. Now get her out of here, I don't want her getting in the way.


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[Assistant] That greenhouse, 105, is it? That's the one Weber was in.


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[Assistant] So we did each annual walkthrough, we'd come through each house.


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[Assistant] And I do the inspection of the roof, the floors, the walls, the windows, the doors, and then go through the basement, check out for any leaks.


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[Assistant] When I went downstairs is when I was kind of like floored because of what I saw there is a, to me, a signal of something that wasn't right. The gentleman had a lot of, uh,


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[Assistant] Food items, candy, pop, cookies, and then toys, games, videos, games that boys would play with.


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[Assistant] I mean, I wasn't just a small, it was stacks of stuff. I mean, they were stacked.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm a dad. I got boys. I got eight boys. I mean, I buy my kids stuff, but it's not stacked up in the basement like that was, you know. To me, signal that there's something wrong with this guy.


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the couch.


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[Assistant] You found me, and I see you. Peek-a-boo!


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb. Daddy, daddy.


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[Assistant] Daddy, daddy, my elbow is hurt. Fell off my


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[Assistant] And San Diego Comic Con, which is a staple. I go to San Diego because my brother has a booth out there because of the company that he works for, Red Giant, and uhm, I actually wanted to take a second.


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[Assistant] That Comic Con, when I had maybe 2,000 subs and couldn't do anything for this company, they were nice enough to put up with my bull and here are a few pictures of me, uh, acting dumb back in their booth.


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[Assistant] I mean, now that I have over a million subscribers, it'd be really cool if you guys helped me, uh, thank them. And also, uh, you can check out their website, too. They've got tons of free comics online. Like, just tons of them. If you like comics, then maybe check one of them out. Uhm, other than that, just, that'll be enough, I think. And then I'll see them back at Comic-Con again next year. So that's good, huh?


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[Assistant] Other than that, I've actually started up a little hobby on my own. I've started to learn programming languages, which is really, really hard. Back in high school, I took programming courses. Uhm, I think they should've-


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[Assistant] Programming courses alongside, uh, language courses, but that's a whole different thing, but, uh, I'm trying to learn Java, and HTML, and CSS, and uh, Ruby, and Python, not as much, but,


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[Assistant] Ugh, if you guys got a suggestion for a better way to learn, then I would love to hear it. I'm trying up Code Academy, and it's a cool resource, but it's not as good as, like, taking a course in it or learning from someone directly, so. I mean, the reason I'm doing it, of course, I didn't even mention, is because I've really been, uh,


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[Assistant] It's, it's not what I wanna do with the rest of my life. I wanna have these skills to be able to do these, uh, amazingly creative things. So I wanna learn, so if there's a better way to learn, I would love to hear it. Once again, put it in the comments below, uh, what you got for me to do. Alright? Yeah!


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[Assistant] Also, I've got some secret projects that I'm not ready to talk about just yet.


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[Assistant] Besides that, it's just been fantastic, uh, the support that you guys have been giving me. Uh, you guys, non-stop support, and I-I'm non-stop grateful for what you guys have done to me. Uhm, just-


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[Assistant] Don't do that, but seriously, if you guys keep it up, just get one new subscriber.


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[Assistant] You know, every once in a while that's fantastic. Thank you guys so much, uh, for all your support.


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[Assistant] Vice President Al Gore is on his way to Kyoto, Japan to attend the Global Warming Summit. Now the goal of the conference is an international treaty to protect the environment, but so far it's been hard to find anything that diplomats can agree on.


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[Assistant] What's up? You got a female with you? Who's up? Hey! I was really like, why's there a girl here?


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[Assistant] He's eating some hash browns. Adam, always drinking a Mountain Dew.


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[Assistant] They want you sir. They want you alone. You must go to the village or they will kill us all.


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[Assistant] I was there at that performance and I just remember watching.


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[Assistant] They might miss a little step or they might not hit the beat just as hard. She's a perfectionist, she don't play. Every single drop, every move, every like shimmy, every word was so engaging. It was almost like she was just singing to one person in the room. And so I can't wait to see the behind the scenes of this because she's such a hard worker and so motivating.


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[Assistant] I am told that you are looking for me, warrior. That you seek to obtain the power of my... other half.


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[Assistant] You are brave and handsome. Would you not prefer to stay with me? Forever? I can show you many things. Many pleasures.


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[Assistant] You are a fool, Gabriel. You think I don't know who you are.


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[Assistant] But in her arrogance she begat me and brought doom upon herself. Mankind is ruined, and you must choose sides.


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[Assistant] You would kill those who founded your own holy order. You are even more cold-blooded than I. Who is the real monster here, Gabriel?


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[Assistant] You poor deluded fool. You think you can bring someone back from the dead, don't you? Someone you love?


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[Assistant] You are betrayed. There is no resurrection.


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[Assistant] Only this living death you see before you. Join her then.


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[Assistant] We checked out his statement. He has an alibi for at least three of the murders.


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[Assistant] It's finally here. The World Cup is coming to the Worlds game.


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[Assistant] You yelled at somebody for not picking up dog poop on the sidewalk across the street from your house.


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[Assistant] Oh, you wanna pull it? Give me a sec, I'll pull it up. But, if you guys missed it, this is- Before you do it!


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[Assistant] It's a Friday wedding. I don't, listen, I don't know all this stuff. It's the first wedding Earl's ever been a part of. I don't get the fringe details, but Earl is doing much better and we do miss him, but he's not sick. He's not fired. He'll be back next week.


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[Assistant] Yes, no, we are almost at Sunday. So close, I can smell it, I can taste it. I cannot wait for real football. And yesterday we did a lot of focus on how the Browns defense is going to have to slow down Joe Burrow and the Bengals offense. So let's kind of flip the switch here and we'll start with the battle in the trenches here, Bull. You just alluded to it.


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[Assistant] The Bengals defensive line I think is one of the more underrated units in all of football. Not just in the NSC North, in the entire league. And the Browns offensive line.


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[Assistant] When healthy is one of the best groups in all of football in their own right. So when you look at those two, when they match up against each other, which side do you give the edge and the trenches to when the Browns have the football?


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[Assistant] The Browns offensive line completely dominated the Bengals defensive line.


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[Assistant] Or the vice versa where the Bengals defensive line made Deshaun Watson's day hell. If you had to pick, which one do you think is more likely?


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[Assistant] So three-fourths believe the Browns have the edge in the trenches. All three of you guys actually gave the edge of the bangle, so.


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[Assistant] The rest of the guys, all talented, just, we need to see it on the field more consistently before we annoy any of them. Similar to the Bengal Secondary, two brand new safeties, they lost Von Bell, Jesse Bates,


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[Assistant] They have to replace their two starting guys on the back end and those two guys both got paid handsomely this off season. So where do you give the advantage when the Browns are passing the ball? Do you give it to Cleveland's receivers or do you give the advantage to the Bengals defensive backs?


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[Assistant] I gotta remind you guys that myself, G Bush, Earl the Pearl will be doing our post game show every week during the Brown season. It kicks off at the two minute warning. You get live reactions to the end of each game. Some of the best moments last year included bull going bonkers over KD York's game winning field goal. And then the following week watching him literally melt down in front of his own face.


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[Assistant] As the Jets came back and beat the Browns in dramatic fashion, so.


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[Assistant] That's happening again. Myself, G Bush and Earl will be at you with the two minute warning for all the fun and action. And with that, this man needs no introduction.


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[Assistant] Leroy, we're gonna give our official picks for the playoffs in Super Bowl tomorrow, but I wanna ask you this before we let you go.


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[Assistant] Plain and simple, will the Browns make the playoffs in 2023?


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[Assistant] He was on fire. Before we move on though, real quick, I do have to mention that if you haven't already hit that like button or the subscribe button, please do us a favor and hit that like button. Hit subscribe. It is completely free and you would be amazed at how much a like and a subscription


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, real, real, real quick. Hold on, one sec. Ikka is listed at DT5, but Denzel Ward says he is practicing today.


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[Assistant] Wait, Ty, Ty, I gotta, I gotta stop and ask this question though. You think of those three, Walker, Taki Taki, and J.O.K.


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[Assistant] That there's a world where Jok plays fewer snaps than those two. I feel like he's almost penciled in to play the most.


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[Assistant] Tomorrow is our last one. We lined it up to end with the start of the NFL season. Before we do that...


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[Assistant] Let me tell you guys a little bit about behind the glass. We will do one tomorrow night before the...


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[Assistant] First game of the NFL season. Myself, Earl, Anthony, except Earl won't be here tomorrow night. Talk all things sports, give you some stories behind.


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[Assistant] The scenes here at UCSS and just an extra, extra show, some extra content on top of what we do here for two hours every day. What we do for overtime on top of what G Bush is doing with the barbershop. So check it out tomorrow. I think we're going to do about six, six 30. We haven't finalized the time yet, but we're going to do one show tomorrow before the kickoff of the chief's lions season opener.


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[Assistant] Hey Tyvis, next week, can we do, I just thought of this, can we do a football vocabulary lesson from Coach Tyvis, but also words from the streets that Bull has to know so you can teach him, you know, teach the fans out there what cover three is and you can teach Bull what cat means and some other things that Bull should know.


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[Assistant] It's not easy. Here's a stat record. Not a stat record, but here's a stat you guys should know.


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[Assistant] If Miles Garrett can replicate his sack production from last season, which he had 16. Yeaah. He'd become just the second player in NFL history to record three consecutive seasons of 16 or more sacks. Can you name the other?


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[Assistant] We got some new stuff we're gonna roll out and it should be a lot of fun. Uh, we good on Miles Garrett. That was actually really interesting on Miles Garrett. Tyvis, what you said in MG echoed with the fact he's never had a scheme designed for him. It is kind of baffling when you think of it. Like that's, imagine having a quarterback and never scheming it up. It's the same thing, but your best player defensively.


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[Assistant] I think we're going to see a lot of different things from the Browns this year than what we've been accustomed to. And when I say we, I mean, Browns fans have been accustomed to for the last 30 years here. So I just want things to be prepared for, so you're not in shock when it happens on Sunday and progress it throughout the season. So are you guys ready? I got five things I think Browns fans need to be ready for.


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[Assistant] No, this actually, none of these are jokes. Okay.


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[Assistant] Let's start with some turnover luck. According to Warren Sharp, who tracks turnover luck, anyone who's not sure what turn of luck is, he takes into account drop interceptions.


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[Assistant] Drop passes by receivers that get tipped, fumbles that bounce a certain way. I hate that. Traditionally speaking, based on the data from Warren Sharp and Sharp Football, teams flip back and forth. It's almost a pot. You can't predict turnover luck. If a team's lucky one year, typically they're unlucky the next year.


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[Assistant] Well, the Browns have been unlucky three seasons in a row now. They've had a negative turnover luck percentage three seasons in a row. Any other time he's been tracking that data dating back to 2002.


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[Assistant] There's only been three instances of three teams with three years in a row of negative turnover luck. They both bounced back in their fourth year. I fully expect the Browns to be back in the positive in the turnover luck ratio, which once again, you can't actually predict, but it is very hard to be a monkey four years in a row in that category.


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[Assistant] I took into this, like looking at it, cause he has a whole explanation of it. It is passes that were not accurate, that a DB dropped.


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[Assistant] Sometimes the receiver hits it in the chest, pops in the air, other team comes down with interception. That's a bad luck tunnel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's unlucky for the quarterback. Interception in that case should be credited to the receiver, not necessarily the quarterback.


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[Assistant] And once again, I don't have the exact like, analytics of how he tracks it specifically, but he has something called good bounce fumbles, where it happened to bounce right into your guys. So that kind of stuff, which is why you can't predict it, but you look historically, it's never happened four years in a row of a negative turnover.


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[Assistant] I think Newsome's due for a couple picks this year. Emerson didn't have him last year, he was around the field.


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[Assistant] So long story short, the Browns had a couple of bounces go against them the last three years. I expect that to flip and them to get a couple of bounces in their favor. Number four, audibles at the line of scrimmage.


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[Assistant] And before him, none of the quarterbacks in Cleveland had the autonomy of the offense that the Sean Watson will operate with this year. I fully expect the Sean Watson to get a play called into the huddle.


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[Assistant] That's just something different that we haven't seen in the last couple of years.


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[Assistant] Number three, if you fall into the camp of just take the points, then I got some bad news for you this year. Because...


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[Assistant] I do believe we are going to see a very aggressive Kevin Stefanski. Does he trust Dustin Hopkins yet?


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[Assistant] End all be all. What I do know is Hopkins is 50% in his 10 year career from 50 plus. To me that signals with the Sean Watson under center now.


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[Assistant] That if it's third and short or fourth and short, anywhere in the vicinity of...fuel goal range...


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[Assistant] I think he can't be more gre- is kicker last season. Say what you want about Cade York.


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[Assistant] He had the confidence to put him out there and kick deep 50 yard field. Dustin Hopkins is not able to make those kind of kicks.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I, I don't, I don't buy- I think we're gonna see him go for it a lot more on 4th and 5th, 4th and 6th, as opposed to punting. I, I think we're gonna see Stefanski and this Brown's offense be in the top tier of 4th down attempts and conversions- But they weren't they already? I think they- I think they were medium sauce last year in the middle of that.


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[Assistant] Just over 50%. The league leader last year, the Rams were 15 of 19, 79%.


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[Assistant] And while this is the best defense Myles Garrett's ever played with, he's also gonna play the fewest snaps, I believe.


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[Assistant] While healthy in his career, Jim Schwartz rotates defensive lineman in and out more than any other defensive coordinator in football. You go back to 2021 when he was with Philadelphia, they had the most defensive lineman play over 300 snaps in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Despite the fact that I think he'll see fewer snaps, I expect this production to go up. He'll be fresher late in the game. Other teams will have to pass because I think the Browns offense will be good. So there'll be more pass rushing opportunities. So he'll play fewer snaps. I think closer to 650 than 800 like last year.


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[Assistant] But, I expect him to be at, if not just as productive, even more productive with those fewer snaps. Ty, obviously you look insulted.


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[Assistant] No, no, I mean, there's very few players in the history of the position that are better than Miles Garrett.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, if you see Miles Garrett on the sidelines a few more times than you're accustomed to, that is by design.


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[Assistant] Alright, number one, Mike. Number one, and there's a little analytical stuff that I need to explain here. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] But this one I'm the most confident about, and this one's gonna piss the most people off. We all love Nick Chubb, we really do. Right? Oh man.


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[Assistant] In the preseason, the Browns ran the highest percentage of empty backfield snaps of any team in the league. Now before, Bull says, it preseason doesn't matter. Yea, I know Bull. I'm already giving you dirty looks. It is irrelevant. However,


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[Assistant] If you go back and look at the data between 2019 and 2021, two seasons, which is Sean Watson played, he was by far the best quarterback.


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[Assistant] In empty set formations, I'll give you two analytics and I'll give you a chart to show you what I mean. According to those statistics from the Elias Bureau.


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[Assistant] He had the highest EPA of all quarterbacks that qualified by a large margin and double more than double the highest completion percentage over expected out of empty back sets. Now, Steve, because that sometimes analytics hard to explain, please take the graphic. Look at this. Do you see the Sean Watson in the top right?


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[Assistant] How can we see it? Cause there's only one head in the top right. He is the only head in the top right. Look where every other quarterback in that three year stretch was. And look where Deshaun Watson was in the top right.


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[Assistant] He played off 2019, played off 2020, so it's a huge sample size to go off of. Yes, he didn't play as much.


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[Assistant] Coby McScrubberton was a third round pick in your 2018 fantasy draft double, come on. He was. No, I expect, I expect. I picked him in the third round.


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[Assistant] I would say, it would not surprise me. And I mean, it's, if the Sean Watson...


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[Assistant] And the Browns offense is on the field for 70 snaps? 60 snaps? Give me a number to work off of here.


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[Assistant] 65 snaps? I can see 10 being in an empty backfield situation. That's a lot. Yeah.


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[Assistant] By the way, we're gonna do a full picks, actually Tyvis, are you here tomorrow?


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[Assistant] I won't say it here. Don't say it here. Save it for tomorrow. We'll give our full picks, previews, all that stuff.


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[Assistant] On Friday, little teaser, we're gonna do our brown season superlatives picks. I'm gonna give you a bunch of off-topic categories. I was talking to my guy G yesterday and we came up with a few extras that I hadn't thought of. Have some little fun with some browns player specifics.


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[Assistant] There is also No Fence Riders tomorrow. Todd is finally here for that. I don't think he's ever been here for a No Fence Riders segment. Nah, I think I have been once. Alright. We also have Ben Baby, but that's all coming with the rest of the week. We just spent an hour and 45 minutes on football. We do have to spend a minute on baseball, but before we do that,


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[Assistant] I have one final fast free to get in here and I just want to say thank you to everyone out here who has been part of the ride the last year and a half as we get ready for the second season of Browns football here on the ultimate Cleveland sports show. We are.


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[Assistant] Night and day different from where we started and it's because you guys keep coming back. We do appreciate you guys and we continue and hope to continue to make you guys proud to be part of the UCSS fam as we head into the start of football season.


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[Assistant] Kind of what's most frustrating about that is some of the guys they were rumored to be dangling some of these prospects for have been phenomenal where they landed. Like Sean Murphy, the catcher.


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[Assistant] So does that mean the clock starts on him being able to play?


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[Assistant] Alarmed, Pelosi called the top general at the Pentagon, Mark Milley.


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[Assistant] Nancy Pelosi, the first woman Speaker of the House, second in line to the presidency, at a perilous time, the most powerful woman in American politics.


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[Assistant] She grew up the only girl among five brothers and a powerful father, the newly elected mayor of Baltimore.


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[Assistant] The woman she would become had a lot to do with her mother. She was known as Big Nancy.


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[Assistant] In 1987, with the kids grown, an opportunity, an open congressional seat, she'd follow in her father's footsteps, run for president.


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[Assistant] By 2006, the Democrats had lost six congressional elections in a row. As minority leader, Pelosi was determined to change that.


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[Assistant] To help lead the battle to win back the House, she elevated a brash young congressman, Rahm Emanuel.


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[Assistant] When it came to Republicans in Washington, she saw a stark clash of values.


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[Assistant] As she made clear in interviews with Frontline over the years.


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[Assistant] But she needed more to beat the Republicans in the 2006 midterms. She found it in Bush's Iraq War, a war she'd opposed from the beginning.


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[Assistant] Olsen wanted $700 billion to bail out Wall Street.


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[Assistant] They weren't going to go along with him, President Bush, or Nancy Pelosi.


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[Assistant] Using her power to persuade enough Democrats to help pass the bill and bail out the banks.


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[Assistant] The test case for bipartisanship. Healthcare reform.


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[Assistant] He could do it without Republicans, but he wanted to win them over. Nancy Pelosi knew better.


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[Assistant] The new president courted one Republican after another.


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[Assistant] She exercised her power to lock down democratic votes.


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[Assistant] For Pelosi, the time for bipartisanship with Republicans was over.


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[Assistant] On television, she was pressed to reveal how she felt about the loss.


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[Assistant] For the next eight years, she would be relegated to the minority in Congress. But she wouldn't give up.


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[Assistant] Once again, Nancy Pelosi was the only woman in the room.


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[Assistant] It was a moment Pelosi recounted in a recent interview with Frontline.


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[Assistant] Pelosi wasted no time demonstrating her power in the Washington way with a campaign to retake the House.


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[Assistant] But with the victory, a surprising challenge to her power. It came from within her own ranks.


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[Assistant] The challenge to Pelosi's leadership extended to moderate Democrats, too.


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[Assistant] Trump continued to taunt Pelosi in an Oval Office meeting in front of the television cameras.


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[Assistant] Her power secure, she sent a message to the squad.


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[Assistant] Pelosi's Democrats would line up behind her to impeach Trump.


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[Assistant] But that wasn't enough to overcome Republican opposition in the Senate.


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[Assistant] From her position as speaker, Pelosi has been doing what she can to stop them.


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[Assistant] With the January 6th committee closing in and the midterms looming, Pelosi is once again a lightning rod.


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[Assistant] The question in Washington now is whether the Democrats and Pelosi can hold on to power.


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[Assistant] Top of Pelosi's list, President Biden's reconciliation bill.


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[Assistant] Trillions of dollars in spending for some of her lifelong ambitions.


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[Assistant] There was a total void of leadership in our country at that moment. Nancy Pelosi was the one leading the country in that moment. She had to be the one dealing with this crisis. And that's what she did.


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[Assistant] When you think of the entrenched paternalism and crude sexism, that's what she came into.


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[Assistant] A totally paternalistic society with a lot of crudeness.


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[Assistant] I think that toughens her up. I think that makes her even tougher. But I know it must be hard.


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[Assistant] Children, children, children. That's why I came to Congress.


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[Assistant] Nancy knew better than he did at that point. I mean, she had been so conditioned by that time that you couldn't trust them. They couldn't keep their word. Why are you going down this path when we know that they cannot be trusted?


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[Assistant] Number three, she was a smart woman from San Francisco.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of ire that gets stirred up about that particular combination.


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[Assistant] I don't know how she sat there. I don't know how she did it.


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[Assistant] To have that in your face and to listen to him and see Rush Limbaugh lauded.


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[Assistant] To have a full blown physical assault on the institution that you revere and respect.


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[Assistant] And to think that the staff and the people who work there and the members were threatened and their lives were


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[Assistant] It was a horrific event. So many people's lives were put at stake.


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[Assistant] And that wasn't anything Nancy Pelosi was going to take lightly.


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[Assistant] There was just a point of reckoning where


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[Assistant] You put up or you shut up and she was not going to shut up about this. She went after this with a vengeance.


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[Assistant] Anything other than the greatest vigor and vitality and vengeance. You may have turned the page, but not the cheek.


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[Assistant] Let me talk about something that's really been on my mind lately besides drafting an NBA player.


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[Assistant] And recently I heard, this is a true story, I heard about a place called Old Bethpage Village in Long Island. And here's what they do in Old Bethpage Village. I heard about this and a couple people on staff knew about it. They play old fashioned baseball the way it used to be played in the 1800s.


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[Assistant] And they really take it seriously. I'm talking old time uniforms, old time bats, old time rules. They use the old time way of speaking. And, uh, it sounded really fascinating. So, uh, I went out there and I took a camera crew along. And here's what happened.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm at Old Bethpage Village Restoration, where they play old time baseball. 1864 rules, 1864 costumes. Some say a waste of time, others say an incredible waste of time. Just check it out.


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[Assistant] There's some terms that everyone uses here, which are appropriate to 1864. Do you mind if we review these right now? Sure.


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[Assistant] Uhm, first of all, a pitcher is called a hurler. Fans are cranks, routers, birds, and bugs. That's correct. You have a pencil behind your ear, what's that for? Yes.


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[Assistant] Okay, and uh, are there certain players that you have, who do you have the crushes on? Who do you guys like? Come on. Who do you like?


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[Assistant] Good looking fellow, six foot four, shock of red hair. Don't tell me you ladies wouldn't be kind of interested, right?


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[Assistant] Now you got this, go! Hahaha, what the heck, this is awesome!


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[Assistant] So, you're looking for Betropod, my dear? Are you having trouble sleeping? How much do you need?


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[Assistant] Well, uh, that shouldn't be a problem. Would you like a drink? I was just about to have one.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen you around here before. Who told you about me?


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[Assistant] Sorry darling, those are all booked up.


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[Assistant] I'll get your prescription. Won't be a moment. Wait here.


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[Assistant] So, you're looking for Betropodin, my dear? Are you having trouble sleeping? How much do you need?


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[Assistant] Well, that shouldn't be a problem. Would you like a drink? I was just about to have one.


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[Assistant] Alcohol helps take the edge off the pills, don't you think? Anyway, we should drink a toast to our first deal.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen you around here before. Who told you about me?


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[Assistant] A few. I helped to ease their anxiety.


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[Assistant] I reassure those who find the system too difficult. I'm like a safety valve that keeps society from imploding.


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[Assistant] I'll get your prescription. Won't be a moment. Wait here.


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[Assistant] Who'da thought it? The origami killer renting a room here. He registered under a false name, but I recognized his face.


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[Assistant] She became the face and the symbol of an aggressive, progressive, democratic party. She became a talking point on every single talk show because she was the lightning rod. She was a very polarizing figure.


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[Assistant] But the reality was, they weren't gonna work with her. There were no Republicans that were going to ultimately support this.


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[Assistant] When Nancy Pelosi says, okay, the ball's at the five yard line, I am not going to blink on all of this.


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[Assistant] It took Republicans by surprise, and clearly she was the driving force, not the sitting president of the United States.


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[Assistant] One of the extraordinary things about Nancy Pelosi is that she can be aggressively partisan.


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[Assistant] But also willing to say, I'm going to do this even if it may cost me an election.


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[Assistant] She literally put her speakership on the line by pushing through Obamacare.


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[Assistant] Sitting in that room with Hank Paulson saying to us in a very measured tones, no hyperbole, no excessive adjectives.


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[Assistant] Look the other way. It'll make this worth your while. Shut up.


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[Assistant] I think Disney closed. Yeah, we shut down Disneyland a little bit ago too. Nobody cares about Disneyland, California. Well, I think some people ca- Can you drink around the world? What? Can you drink around the world? No. I don't know why you thought you could win this argument. We have four massive parks. You have one micropark.


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[Assistant] Can we get back on track, please? I just don't understand how Disney can close and I still have yet to see a projection cone.


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[Assistant] I mean I know it's gotta be at least a cat four, but where is it? Still ain't a hurricane. We shut down for a tropical storm? For coronavirus.


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[Assistant] If it embraces Miss Pelosi's vision.


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[Assistant] I don't want Pelosi making calls on plastic surgery, cause you look at her, if she was pulled any tighter, she'd be an unopened Braunschweiger tube.


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[Assistant] No, it's too high and you can't swim. I'll boost you up, you run past him.


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[Assistant] Tonight, the inside story of the Russian president's rise to power.


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[Assistant] In the spring of 2012, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.


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[Assistant] It had been a remarkable ascent. In just over 20 years, a journey from unemployed spy to modern day czar.


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[Assistant] Lieutenant Colonel Andrei Zikov has watched that climb to power.


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[Assistant] A former police investigator who once wanted to arrest Putin. He says his rise has come at great cost.


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[Assistant] Zikoff laid out evidence he had gathered from an investigation of Putin's early years in city government in St. Petersburg. He posted it on YouTube.


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[Assistant] She has been gathering extensive documentation for a new book on what she calls Putin's kleptocracy and how he and his circle have shaped the country.


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[Assistant] In 1990, the old Soviet system was collapsing. But what exactly would replace it wasn't clear. The uncertainty had a whole nation on edge.


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[Assistant] Among them was a young KGB officer named Vladimir Putin.


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[Assistant] He'd returned to his hometown of St. Petersburg from his posting in Dresden, East Germany, and he was looking for work.


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[Assistant] He would eventually find it at Saint Petersburg's City Hall.


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[Assistant] Yudmila Narusova remembers her husband's response when his former student insisted on telling him that he'd been working for the KGB.


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[Assistant] Putin would soon be deputy mayor of the city, and crucially, chair of the Committee on Foreign Economic Relations.


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[Assistant] Even as his star rose, there was an early example of his ambition. He commissioned a documentary about himself. It was called Power.


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[Assistant] For Putin it was an effective way to out himself as a former member of the reviled KGB.


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[Assistant] But for Mayor Sobchak, Putin's past would prove useful.


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[Assistant] After all, he was running a city with a notorious criminal history.


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[Assistant] And according to prominent political analyst Stanislav Belkovsky, he needed someone who could work in its shadows.


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[Assistant] The collapse of the Soviet Union brought terrible food shortages to Saint Petersburg. The agricultural system was in chaos.


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[Assistant] And there was little foreign currency to buy food from abroad. To fill the shelves a program was devised.


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[Assistant] Companies would be allocated raw materials like oil and minerals to be sold abroad and the money was then used to buy food.


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[Assistant] The Deputy Mayor assured hungry residents food was on its way.


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[Assistant] The trouble was, most of the promised food never arrived. Despair turned to anger, and then protests.


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[Assistant] Sallier would eventually leave politics, disillusioned, and retreat to the countryside. But she kept all her documents.


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[Assistant] The St. Petersburg City Council approved Salier's recommendation to turn the case over to the prosecutors.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Sobchak dismisses the investigation as a political vendetta against her husband.


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[Assistant] But Sobchak protected his deputy. The case of the missing food would never be prosecuted. And Putin would deny the charges and blame the companies and other bureaucrats.


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[Assistant] Andrei Zikov says he comes here often to find peace.


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[Assistant] It was an investigation into a construction company called 20th Trust.


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[Assistant] Lieutenant Colonel Zikoff was the top federal investigator in St. Petersburg and became convinced that crimes had been committed.


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[Assistant] The investigation tracked how the city paid 20th Trust to do work, how the work was never done, and how much of the money disappeared. In one case, according to Zikoff,


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[Assistant] Money was siphoned off by Putin and his friends to build vacation villas in Spain.


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[Assistant] But Putin didn't go to jail. He went to Moscow.


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[Assistant] By 1996, he'd begun his rise in the Kremlin and was soon in a position to help his mentor.


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[Assistant] And was the subject of yet another corruption investigation.


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[Assistant] This time, subject was questioned by prosecutors. But suddenly, he had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital.


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[Assistant] Back in the Kremlin, Putin's loyalty to Sobchak had been duly noted.


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[Assistant] His administration was the focus of a massive corruption investigation.


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[Assistant] Having parceled out much of Russia's wealth to a band of oligarchs.


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[Assistant] And allowed aides and family members to enrich themselves in the process.


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[Assistant] There was fear in the Yeltsin camp about what might happen if his successor proved less than understanding.


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[Assistant] Putin was a faceless bureaucrat unknown to the public.


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[Assistant] As in Saint Petersburg, an instant biography was commissioned. Natalia Govokyan was on the writing team. She now lives in Paris.


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[Assistant] He was told to come back later. Seven years later he did, with a law degree.


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[Assistant] And after KGB training was assigned his post in East Germany.


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[Assistant] He was so much the KGB man, he would take a turn as head of its successor agency, the FSB, in the year before he became prime minister.


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[Assistant] Then, one month into his new job, in the fall of 1999, this.


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[Assistant] But fifteen years later, shadows from the past haunt this place.


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[Assistant] Have all raised disturbing questions about what really happened here. Who was really responsible.


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[Assistant] Trapashkin was always dubious about the official story, the Chechen connection.


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[Assistant] Tests showed that the bags contained an exclusive military explosive called hexagon. The detonator too was military.


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[Assistant] At the time, the FSB claimed the Ryazan operation was part of a training exercise.


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[Assistant] In his biography, Putin called it utter nonsense. Totally insane.


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[Assistant] No Chechens were ever charged. Others arrested were convicted in secret trials.


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[Assistant] And still others in trials tainted by allegations of forced confessions.


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[Assistant] But all along it's been disturbingly dangerous to investigate too closely.


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[Assistant] Mikhail Trapashkin was asked to help with one of those Duma investigations. A week before he was due to report his findings, he was stopped by the police.


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[Assistant] He came out and again spoke about his investigation of the apartment bombings and was arrested and jailed for another two years.


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[Assistant] His first act as president was to grant his predecessor, Boris Yeltsin, immunity from prosecution.


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[Assistant] Investigator Zikoff still wonders how things might have been different, had he been allowed to continue with his case.


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[Assistant] He summoned the country's oligarchs to a meeting in St. Catherine's Hall in the Kremlin.


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[Assistant] Under Yeltsin, they'd become billionaires. Under Putin, they hoped for even more business and new legitimacy. On the left, the richest of all, Mikhail Khodorkovsky.


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[Assistant] And made the case that it was time for Russia to change its ways.


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[Assistant] He had been funding opposition parties and spending money to promote democracy. The meeting in the Kremlin had sealed his fate. He was arrested, his oil company dismantled and divided among Putin loyalists.


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[Assistant] Russia's richest man would serve ten years in a Siberian prison camp.


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[Assistant] Today he lives in exile in Switzerland and has no doubts about the system Putin put in place.


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[Assistant] Some early evidence of that kleptocracy and how it worked was found in 2003.


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[Assistant] Police raided the offices of a small company called SPAG in a suburb of Frankfurt, Germany.


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[Assistant] Allegedly by St. Petersburg's Tambotskaya mafia group.


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[Assistant] But when German police moved into Rade Spagg's offices, they discovered they had a problem.


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[Assistant] Gerhard Schroeder and Vladimir Putin are close friends who celebrate birthdays together.


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[Assistant] It finished without any result. Schroeder has never publicly addressed the case.


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[Assistant] But their friendship provoked a scandal in Germany in 2005, just two weeks before losing a general election.


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[Assistant] Schroeder signed off on a billion euro loan guarantee to Russia's gas pipeline to Europe.


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[Assistant] After he retired, Schroeder had a new job. Chairman of the Pipelines Consortium.


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[Assistant] Early on, British Prime Minister Tony Blair was charmed by him. And as with Germany,


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[Assistant] Their two economies would become even more entangled.


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[Assistant] London's financial center was a city enchanted by Russian money. These were the years of high oil prices and Putin's Russia was growing like never before. It fueled massive corruption and much of that money was flowing into London.


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[Assistant] Sergei Kolesnikov is another Russian tycoon who lives in exile. He fled to Tallinn, Estonia. He has intimate knowledge of how the system works and how he says corruption goes right to the top.


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[Assistant] Kolesnikov says he used to run one of Putin's gifting schemes and explains how it worked. A business put money into a charity, in this case, Pole of Hope. Kolesnikov's company, called Petromed, took the money to buy medical equipment purchased from Siemens. But the profit margin was huge, around 40%.


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[Assistant] That money was funneled through a myriad of other companies, ending up in something called Rosinvest. Kolesnikov owned 2% of Rosinvest.


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[Assistant] But he says 94% was owned by Vladimir Putin.


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[Assistant] Kolesnikov says in the beginning the money was raised for a $20 million retirement home for the president. But then the president decided not to retire.


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[Assistant] At that point, Kolesnikov says he was told to divert even more money.


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[Assistant] And soon the retirement home had blossomed into a palace.


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[Assistant] Built on state land, it's a 250 million dollar Italianate extravaganza overlooking the Black Sea near Sochi.


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[Assistant] Putin has denied that he has any connection to the palace. It was reportedly sold to a rich businessman, but it remains a heavily guarded mystery.


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[Assistant] Kolesnikov believes his scheme was only one of many ways to hide money for Putin through proxies. How much is a matter of speculation, and some educated guesswork.


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[Assistant] That figure was reportedly confirmed by the CIA in 2014.


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[Assistant] If true, it would make Russia's president one of the richest men in the world.


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[Assistant] In 2008, as he approached the end of his second term, that wealth was a problem.


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[Assistant] He would have to leave office for at least one term before he could run again.


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[Assistant] Diplomatic cables revealed he was worried about how his riches might be viewed by a new president.


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[Assistant] He solved the problem by swapping places with his hand-picked Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev. It was an arrangement that worked for a while.


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[Assistant] The era of spring surged out of Tunisia into Tahrir Square and onto Tripoli.


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[Assistant] When Vladimir Putin announced he would run again for Russia's presidency.


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[Assistant] By now the presidential term had been extended to two six-year terms.


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[Assistant] Vladimir Putin could remain in power until 2024. But the country he rules over is in deepening trouble. In Russia's cities there is a veneer of prosperity.


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[Assistant] Leftover from the earlier days of high oil prices.


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[Assistant] Putin has invaded Crimea and redrawn the map of Ukraine, claiming he is protecting ethnic Russians.


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[Assistant] On the streets where they demonstrated against him only two years earlier, they were now singing his praises.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, the United States was calling for strong sanctions against Russia. But in the capitals of Europe, there was reluctance.


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[Assistant] One violent act would transform the political landscape.


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[Assistant] An economy beset by plummeting oil prices, a ruble in freefall, and new tough sanctions.


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[Assistant] There's a story in his biography that Putin tells about himself. It happened in this building, where he shared a one-room apartment with his parents, and it involved a cornered rat.


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[Assistant] You are violating your oaths of office. You are breaking your allegiance to the Constitution. And you are declaring open war on American democracy.


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[Assistant] I've been looking at some numbers, DC. What numbers? You know, THE numbers? That's kinda my thing. Not now, Spaghetti Man. Mom and Dad are talking. Oh, sorry.


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[Assistant] You guys can get used to it. This ain't even weird for him. You still want it?


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[Assistant] I wanna let you know that I pray for you every night. I'm opening schools again.


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[Assistant] Just, just, he's everything, I mean, where he comes from, who is he, why he was in KGB, he was, that was the main thing about him, he's the KGB man. That's all.


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[Assistant] So what they wanted to present him, that he is a normal human being, he has parents, he had biography.


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[Assistant] They, they are the people who prefer to operate in shadow.


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[Assistant] They are the people which are, uh, like state is first and people are second. All these kind of things he has in him. And he cannot, I don't think he can change it.


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[Assistant] He said that I learned very good. I learned forever. Don't try to push somebody into the corner. They will jump.


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[Assistant] When he's in the corner, that's why he's dangerous. He can jump. He will not say, okay, let's talk.


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[Assistant] We panicked, we were scared. The plan was good. The execution was the messy part.


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[Assistant] What do you mean by that? Do with what? My baby? I'm just looking at the worst case scenario. You and Clem won't be able to raise a baby by yourselves.


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[Assistant] Not out here. I just mean, it's going to need food. And, you know, other stuff.


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[Assistant] Fine. And then what? It's going to be helpless, and you can't protect it.


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[Assistant] I don't need your pity. You don't.


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[Assistant] Listen, Rebecca, if anything goes wrong here, you got something to protect yourself?


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[Assistant] I don't know, but you better keep that close. Come on, Clem.


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[Assistant] Look, I'm a level with you. You should know that finding your friends, that's a shot in the dark.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, I wanted to talk to you, away from them. You wouldn't have made it this far if you weren't smart, but I still, I just gotta warn you.


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[Assistant] That group is cracking. I've seen it before. And, well, a lot of times, it's better to be on your own.


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[Assistant] I know you see what I'm talking about. You don't wanna be here when they start turning on each other.


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[Assistant] How much help is Kenny gonna be? What he's going through? He's more of a liability than anything. And Rebecca's situation is not making things better back there. You get enough broken people together, and all you're gonna get are broken decisions.


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[Assistant] Seems we always want to talk about the end.


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[Assistant] You know, being a big sister is, well, it's funny.


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[Assistant] That one's not coming back. See what else he's got. They're just walkers. Why would they have anything?


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[Assistant] Well, pretty recently they weren't walkers, were they? Take a look. Old walkers are a waste of time. They're holding credit cards and busted old pagers. But these ones weren't walkers all that long ago. They were survivors. They might have useful stuff.


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[Assistant] Smart haircut. Thanks. So, has your crew always been so dysfunctional? You fit in there, but you weren't like them. It makes me wonder.


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[Assistant] Hold on to him. Emo's getting hard to come by and things aren't going to get better.


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[Assistant] It's alright. It's done. If it comes to it.


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[Assistant] That hatchet of yours seems to get stuck pretty easily. It's gonna get you killed. Here, use this.


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[Assistant] Listen, I, uh, They're gonna tear this place open pretty soon. We can't stay. So, we gotta get her up, or we gotta-


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[Assistant] You can't save her, Clem. We have to go. Believe me, I know about this.


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[Assistant] She just needs a little time, Clem. Leave her be for a bit.


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[Assistant] Look, I just... I'd seen that kind of thing before. I just didn't want to stick around for the bitter end. Sorry, I... I don't mean to sound harsh.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, Clem. I wouldn't have to. And just because you got her out of there today doesn't mean you saved her. Trust me. I tried to save Jamie too, but she gave up.


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[Assistant] I dragged my sister across four states, and every morning she'd say she wasn't getting up. So I'd convince her, or push her, or goddamn carry her if I had to. Until this time, walkers cornered us, forced us up to the roof, and when they kept coming, I, I couldn't make her jump, couldn't throw her. So I tried something else. I told her she could have what she wanted, and I left her there.


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[Assistant] You left your sister?


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[Assistant] But I finally realized that I'd put her on a forced march through hell, when all she really wanted was for me to let her go.


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[Assistant] I hope I did the right thing.


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[Assistant] Getting lost in thought. Not the safest habit to have these days.


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[Assistant] Well, it's sometimes good to have someone watching your back.


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[Assistant] So, come on, partner. Let's go check out that deck. I like the height.


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[Assistant] Huh? Well yeah, but who is okay? Let's just focus on this right now.


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[Assistant] I hope this place is what we're looking for. God knows we could use a break.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, it wouldn't hurt to try a heavier hand at this thing. See if you can find something bigger. We might need to bust the mechanism.


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[Assistant] Shit, shit, shit. He's coming this way. And who knows if he has friends nearby.


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[Assistant] I don't like having some stranger sneaking around so close to the others. We've got enough on our plates with a baby coming.


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[Assistant] Wow. That's a serious stash of meds.


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[Assistant] Oh yea? Well I think you're just some junkie. You know what that word means, huh? Oh no, I'm telling the truth.


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[Assistant] I swear upon my own life- I don't believe any of this. Medicine, Clementine.


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[Assistant] I thought we were just gonna talk to him. I needed to make sure he didn't come back here again.


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[Assistant] Go get the others. I'm gonna get this place opened. Now we need to get moved in ASAP.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm sorry. I've gotta go.


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[Assistant] I do. But give it enough time, and everyone's luck runs out.


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[Assistant] Listen, when the shit hits the fan, cause it always does, remember that you can make it on your own. It's not an option for everyone.


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[Assistant] This is just like you don't have anything in your hands. It's all just a game you've planned. And you're all just following the plan. Have you gone mad?


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[Assistant] Pagal nahi hoon mein, sir. Yeh sab plan. Aapka yeh case ladna, mera prosecute hona aur kadam ka court mein khud bhi khud banna. Bahot bada kiladi hai, sir.


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[Assistant] These people, KD Pathak and his policemen, are calling me a terrible terrorist. If they don't have any evidence, then why have they kept me here?


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[Assistant] This is all planned. Your case will be fought, I will be prosecuted, and you will be sent to the court. You are a great player, sir.


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[Assistant] No, we're good. I told you guys before the show that we could have done...


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[Assistant] And I'm not exaggerating, I called you yesterday to talk about the rundown, I called Jason, I talked to Earl and Anthony as always. We had enough content for...


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[Assistant] Maybe three shows just based off the stuff that happened yesterday without all the cuts that have gone through the wires and tomorrow obviously being cut day where we'll have much more to talk about. Or behind the glass on Saturday about the Cade York debacle, me and Earl decided to hop on just kind of instinctively. We had to talk about it.


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[Assistant] In the same mode as Earl and I were after that happened. Pure kind of panic. And we needed a little therapy session, so we appreciate you guys.


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[Assistant] And before we get to Kade Yorktown, and I apologize for cutting you off again, but I gotta get one of these bad boys in. If you have not liked or subscribed to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, do me a favor. This is McNuggets asking you, not the person sitting next to you, not the person watching next door. I'm asking you specifically.


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[Assistant] I gotta cut y'all off and we gotta get first topic, but this is a new record and it's a kudos to the UCSS fan base. We've started to meet people all over the, the city that watch the show or six minutes in, we got a thousand viewers live right now. That is a record.


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[Assistant] Kicking more than maybe any other position in football outside of quarterback.


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[Assistant] Is as close to a 50-50 mental physical battle as anything else. It's you, the football, the upright, and the 70,000 people watching.


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[Assistant] His mental, Cade York's mental side of thing, clearly broken. Yeaah. On the physical side of things.


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[Assistant] With the extra point that he missed, that then got negated.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He shanked that. He kicked that. Joe, Joe Thomas called it a helicopter kick. I'm not a kicking expert. I know when someone who like Joe Thomas who knows football calls it a helicopter.


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[Assistant] That's not good. No. On the field go back at block, the potential game winner? That trajectory was like seven feet off the ground.


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[Assistant] The kicks itself, if it didn't get blocked, was not going anywhere near the uprights. So not, you could tell me, well, it was blocked, he slipped, whatever. I don't want to hear about the holder. I don't want to hear any excuses. We have gotten so soft and I say we as people, not necessarily us, but just people in


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[Assistant] The Twitter sphere now, when I say we, it turns into a lot of just social media. Made so many excuses for Cade York, and I do feel kinda bad for the guy. Why?


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[Assistant] I don't feel bad for Cade York, the player. He's brought this on himself. I feel bad for any person.


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[Assistant] Who becomes the center of an entire tie raid. Yeah. Like that. So Kayd York, the person I do for the player, he brought this completely on himself.


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[Assistant] The thing with Robbie Gould that I don't know if you saw is both of San Francisco's kickers got injured in the last preseason.


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[Assistant] Earl, I did mention on Behind the Glass that there were some other special teams issues that I do think you could look at Ventrone with, but as far as the actual kick itself, that'd be like us getting mad at AVP because the Sean Watson overthrows a deep ball or something. He helps, but that's not...


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[Assistant] That is phenomenal. And we have two super chats on Cade York that show the yin and the yang of how Brown fans feel about number three. First comes from Professor Chaos. I'm sorry guys, I would still ride with Cade York.


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[Assistant] Andy, I thought Patrick Mahomes was gonna play. When did they say he wasn't playing? I thought this whole week we were leading up to. I didn't see it.


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[Assistant] The two things that stood out to me most about the Shawn Watson performance, and I'm with you guys, I thought it was pretty solid overall.


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[Assistant] One, how frustrated he got with Wilkins on those botched handoffs. Like he was legitimately


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[Assistant] We just haven't seen him throw a lot, especially in the preseason. The fact that we saw the full arsenal of arm difference between him and some other guys, I thought was pretty evident. The bullet to DPJ on that skinny post was an absolute piss missile. The lob to enjoy going the back of the end zone.


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[Assistant] So we got to make a UCSS calendar of words that we've invented, slap dicks on it, piss missile. We'll just keep at it. But it was a piss missile. Phenomenal throw. The lob float pass to Njoku in the end zone. There's really only one place you can put that without the safety undercutting it.


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[Assistant] Maybe not the greatest throw of all time, you're right, Bull. It was a damn good throw. And then the arm talent to escape, running left, throwing across his body to hit Cooper after, as she so eloquently put it, Jed Wolfe got broken into. I know he was wide open.


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[Assistant] But that's a cross body throw 30 yards downfield. We saw the full arsenal of what is in Deshaun Watson's right arm.


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[Assistant] While we help you get swagged out for the upcoming football season. I have two things to mention before we get to our next topic. Shout out to DP dog 21 for no Phil Bowman, excuse me at two extra super chats, but Phil Bowman gifted five memberships today. So we appreciate that. We have two super chats real quick.


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[Assistant] Uh, guys, you know, confidence goes a long way, and I love seeing the bow and arrow celebration from Watson. I think that's huge for him, as we just alluded to. And then Kevin Robinson wants to know, and uh, Bull, you can answer this real quick before I set you up for the next one. Has Betonio being out affected Jed Will's preseason play at all, or those two not correlated?


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[Assistant] We got a whole wide receiver topic. We want to talk about Anthony Schwartz real quick and it's own little segment before we get to Aditi because I feel like you should tell your Pittsburgh story with Aditi being that she's married to a Pittsburgh guy.


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[Assistant] Before we bring in Aditi, I gotta do one more fast read. We did Behind the Glass this weekend, Earl and myself. Like we said, it was a record-breaking edition. A lot of it was...


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[Assistant] Bit of a therapy session after the Cade York miss field goal. We are doing a behind the glass tomorrow at four PM right as the final cuts are made. We'll be reacting to whatever moves the Browns make and hopefully we'll get some breaking news within that hour to see who the Browns bring in. So behind the glass myself, Anthony and Earl tomorrow at four o'clock. We'll see you then. And with that,


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[Assistant] We do not have to wait for Aditi King of Wallet til 12.15 because we have the GoatSideline Reporter joining us right now live. What's up Aditi?


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[Assistant] I'm not, that's not appropriate. We have Aditi, we have Aditi back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, DD, I want to preface this by saying I totally understand the first team Chiefs offense didn't play. I am well aware of that. It was the second and third string. It was Shane Bushell and Blaine Gabbard at quarterback.


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[Assistant] But the Browns defensive efforts were pretty damn impressive, especially in that first quarter. You talked to Juan Thornhill on the sidelines, and I know you were speaking to some other Browns players throughout the game, especially on the defensive side of the ball.


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[Assistant] Thornhill said they are so excited to play in this Schwartz system. From speaking to them, from seeing up close and personal three weeks in a row now. How evident is the difference in what you see from the first team defense and those starters this year as opposed to this time last season?


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[Assistant] Awesome. Before we get to our next topic, we're going to talk about the receivers and what to do now with the loaded receiver room for the Browns. I do want to remind you guys that there are two membership tiers, the ultimate Cleveland sports show starters tier and coaches here for a buck 99.


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[Assistant] I know where this is going and we can punch a lot of people, but we still have two major topics. Oh calm down with the major topics. We gotta get them in.


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[Assistant] He's the only receiver that had 200 or more receivers.


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[Assistant] To your point, and this goes back to Earl and I've seen a lot of people say they're gonna keep seven receivers or think they should keep seven.


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[Assistant] First off, you only really have five active on any given game. So six and seven is kind of a luxury. And the six and seven you do have.


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[Assistant] They better be special teams aces, and I'm not sure we've seen...


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[Assistant] Bell and Dorwalkens in particular play very much on special teams, so.


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[Assistant] Those guys, very unlikely to get in the rotation, even if they do make the roster, if everyone's healthy, Godwin's health obviously a concern, but if you're going to be a sixth or seventh, especially a seventh, you better be a special team's ace. And unless I'm missing something and tell me if I'm wrong.


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[Assistant] I don't, and me and Earl talked about it this morning, so, you wanna just transition to the running backs? Yea, let's do that. I got one more fast read, we'll talk a little running backs here, as it ties everything together.


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[Assistant] Guys, we mentioned it before, we are at record, I can't wait to tell y'all the numbers. Wait till y'all see the damn news today. Through the damn roof. Thank you to everyone out there. Hit that like button.


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[Assistant] Well, that was the read. I just want to tell people to like and subscribe. We had all our reads in today. Uh, so we're going to combine the two running back.


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[Assistant] Those two had them in eight. And I think I'm wrong. In my, in my rea-


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[Assistant] I just told Anthony, I would put him at 6. In my recalculations, I think he should be 6.


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[Assistant] Uh, Pierre Strong though, so he went to South Dakota State.


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[Assistant] During the COVID season. San Diego State. No, South Dakota State. The Jackrabbits. Uh, San Diego State.


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[Assistant] Like I know two athletes, Travis Hafner. Oh yeah. I'm from South Dakota. Bad job out of you for forgetting. Oh yeah. And Carson once was from South Dakota, but as I was saying real quick,


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[Assistant] South Dakota State played Sam Houston State in the FBS Championship that season. It was a COVID year. Sam Houston State was a team I covered when I was in College Station.


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[Assistant] I need something smuggled out of the city. You do that? I'll give you your guns back. Then some.


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[Assistant] We've been quiet. Been planning on leaving the city, but they need a scapegoat. They've been trying to rile us up.


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[Assistant] Hold up. Soldiers. That's the way out. The door under the bridge.


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[Assistant] She's not one of mine. Don't worry, this is fixable. I got us help.


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[Assistant] Well then I'm staying. Ellie. We won't get another shot at this.


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[Assistant] You'll follow me. You can verify the weapons. I can get patched up. But she's not crossing to that part of town. I want Joel to watch over her.


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[Assistant] How do you know them? I was close with his brother Tommy. Said if I was ever in a jam, I could rely on him.


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[Assistant] He left you too.


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[Assistant] I lost most of my crew cross in the country. I pretty much lost everything.


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[Assistant] The doctors tell me the cordyceps, the growth inside her, has somehow mutated. It's why she's immune.


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[Assistant] Once they remove it, they'll be able to reverse engineer a vaccine.


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[Assistant] But whatever it is you think you're going through right now is nothing to what I have been through. I knew her since she was born. I promised her mother I would look after her.


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[Assistant] Because this isn't about me, or even her. There is no-


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[Assistant] March him out of here. He tries anything, shoot him.


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[Assistant] You can't save her. Even if you get her outta here, then what? How long before she's torn to pieces by a pack of clickers? That is if she hasn't been raped and murdered first.


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[Assistant] Gerhard Schröder epitomizes the scandal in Germany, and to put it mildly, he didn't seem to be very bothered about avoiding the appearance of impropriety.


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[Assistant] He has a very sharp eye for human weakness. He's good at persuading people and intimidating them. And he's been doing this with Western leaders. Sometimes with charm, sometimes with threats. But boy does he do it.


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[Assistant] The city of London, which has made a huge amount of money out of laundering Russian money over the years.


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[Assistant] Putin's greatest fear is that the Russians will realize that his modernization project has failed. He came into power promising to make Russia into a modern Western country, and it's still basically a corrupt, backward country.


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[Assistant] He has a very strong sense of entitlement that Russia had stuff taken away from it during the Soviet collapse and Russia has the right to get it back.