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[Assistant] See, I kinda like the fact that you didn't respond to it in the first place just because it's like the bigger and bigger celebrity you get to be, the more and more that that kinda becomes like the default response. Like when you look at like a Beyonce or a Jay-Z is that there's like, there's almost nothing that you can say that they would actually feel the need to respond to.


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[Assistant] Right, like you could talk about genderfication all the time, but until you have a nice stand in for it, like a nice face. Yeaah. That's helpful in terms of, but have you felt like,


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[Assistant] As much as there seemed like a lot of controversy about that, and as much as you might have been walking into places and thinking that everybody was like, hating on you or something, cause you get that feeling when you've really been shit-talked online, like you walk into Whole Foods like, oh my god, oh no. I know. I hate that fucking feeling. But in reality, it's like a really fringe thing and you probably have never had anybody say anything about it, right?


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[Assistant] Man, you're young as hell and you're just sort of, you know, figuring shit out and everything. It's like kind of weird to put that much responsibility on a young ass kid, right?


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[Assistant] I feel it. What's it like having the band? Like just in terms of like you're the one composing it and then they're sort of like, do they never have anything to do with like you actually composing songs or what's that dynamic like?


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[Assistant] Do you ever have that vibe though where it's like kinda like they feel like they might kinda want more recognition and shit?


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[Assistant] When you sit down to write music at this point, does a lot of the kind of complications that have come with your position changing, does that kind of weigh on your brain? Does that make it harder for you to just do the creative process, which is obviously what made people love you in the first place? A little bit, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Definitely. It's that sort of experimentation. I mean, I guess that's kind of like the, the...


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[Assistant] The scary thing for you is just that you might somehow work your way into a place where you don't feel like you have the freedom to just really express yourself and then that's kinda when everything starts to suck.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's not a place where you could really have a good conversation. I'm gonna be honest at this point. As much as it's like, oh, you're having a conversation with the whole world, it's just not really a place where you're gonna really be able to have like a nuanced conversation. Like if you say anything interesting, it's gonna be warped and skewed into a way that you probably weren't comfortable with.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I think I'm addicted to reading, like, other people getting offended by...


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[Assistant] You know, like- Your shit? No, not, not my shit, just by anybody's shit. Like I'm just, I'm reading about like the latest thing, the trans community is offended by this and I'm just reading about it like, wow, okay. You're interested. I'm interested. I don't really like, I'm not, I don't really have a dog in the fight. I'm not really like invested. My life's not going to really change from reading about it, but I'm like,


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[Assistant] I'm still interested in reading about Scarlett Johansson getting called out for saying that she would take a trans role again or whatever.


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[Assistant] And it's the same process, cause then she apologizes. You could have seen that coming a mile away.


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[Assistant] What are you doing after this, like in terms of, are you, you're just on full blown media blitz right now?


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[Assistant] That is what I kinda like about festivals though is you get to see like a percentage of society that probably doesn't really come out that often.


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[Assistant] I never got into Phish, but I used to listen to like Grateful Dead a little bit, but it was like, you know, I got into Grateful Dead and then realized that I liked like three songs and that I really did not give a fuck about the jam band elements of them just sort of bugging out.


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[Assistant] Too good, to be honest. Hmm, there's a song, Old Town Road, you should really check out.


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[Assistant] See, that's really interesting to me because I could kind of even tell when I first started listening to you. I'm like, I bet this guy likes early chance.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of people who that was like, like you know when I talked to my girlfriend when she was in college listening to like early Chance the Rapper knows all the words. Yeaah. That just hit for a certain audience that I mean I was not listening to Chance the Rapper that early.


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[Assistant] He didn't really crack the game open with that to an extent that I don't even think he necessarily gets credit for the extent to which he sort of changed things with that.


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[Assistant] If I had that, that in me. How old are you? 35. Wow, that's really crazy, right? We'll be dead soon.


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[Assistant] No. I know, right? Yeah, you should go. Whenever I have people on here, like rappers who...


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[Assistant] Have, you know, four kids and they're just like, ugh, like they're like scoffing at me because I haven't made a baby yet. They're like, what are you doing? I'm like, I get what you mean. Cause it's like, if I had a kid right now, by the time they're graduating college or whatever, then I'm going to be what? Like almost 60?


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[Assistant] You know, my dad didn't have me until he was like 32. Wow. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. He passed him up.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. But actually, you know, that's crazy too. You know who Tim Westwood is? Yeaah. Yeaah. Tim Westwood's 61.


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[Assistant] Because now, you know, they do festivals that are like, oh, like these are, they'll do a festival with all like the sort of dope 90s rappers, you know? And it's weird to think that like 20 years from now they might be like,


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[Assistant] The return of SoundCloud Tour. Oh my god. Everybody grizzled as fuck. I know. Terrible. That'd be a sick tour though. That's gonna be crazy, cause everybody won't even be that old yet. I know. Like 40.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, uh, what do you want? The new videos out? As we discussed? Yeah, new albums coming out. New albums on the way.


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[Assistant] We can have. Alright, I'm prepared. Cool. Hobo Johnson, my man. Appreciate you, G. Peace out. Nice getting to talk to you. No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes.


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[Assistant] Nice shot. Thank you. Please come in, Mr. Shelby. Would you care for a coffee? Oh, no thanks.


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[Assistant] It's an interesting sport. It requires strength, but also a cool head and absolute precision.


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[Assistant] Would you care to hit a few balls with me? There's no danger of damaging the greens here. Okay. Take off your jacket and grab a club.


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[Assistant] The most important thing is to grip the club correctly. When you feel ready, you swing.


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[Assistant] Well, it's only your first ball. You should try to strike it a little harder next time.


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[Assistant] I'm an influential man, Mr Shelby, and I pay very well for loyalty.


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[Assistant] Don't go near my son, Mr. Shelby. If you do, you'll regret it.


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[Assistant] You should have listened to me, Mr. Shelby. I told you to drop the investigation. Your son is a serial killer.


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[Assistant] You have no children, Mr. Shelby. You can't possibly understand. You leave me no choice. Your investigation is over. For good.


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[Assistant] Gordy always wanted his fun, you know. He wanted to be like the origami killer. He kidnapped that kid and he held him under the water for a little too long. It was an accident. An unfortunate accident.


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[Assistant] He just wanted to play. He told me everything. He was crying. He was so sorry for what had happened. Whatever he did. Gordy, Gordy is my son.


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[Assistant] I own the construction site where he died. I never forgot. I've been putting flowers on his grave for thirty years.


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[Assistant] John had a twin brother. What happened to him? I don't know. He was adopted, I think. His mother... His mother should know. Her name is Anne. Anne Shepherd.


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[Assistant] That girl, Lauren, she was just a whore. You'll forget her in no time. Come and work for me, Shelby. I'll pay you well. You can have all the girls you want.


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[Assistant] Yo, I just want to, uh, thank everybody for coming. It's...


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. I'm in here today with Kidda Cudds. How you feeling, bro? You said it right, bro. I did say it right? Yea, I was waiting for it. Give me some bad pronunciations that people tend to do.


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[Assistant] I think I actually have to like hold back on just blatantly inheriting the UK English accent.


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[Assistant] Okay. You know what I'm saying? So tell me about that first section of your life growing up out there.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah, okay, interesting. So when you say that you grew up in like the real real ghettos, you grew up in like extreme poverty, would you say?


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[Assistant] That must have been crazy because all of a sudden you're getting recognized for your talent. You had been getting recognized maybe locally, but you didn't know that anybody would give a shit beyond that local scene. That must have been shocking.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Yeah, so wait, the Jiggy Bop song, did that come from you being alone in your apartment, uh, in your, in your room, or was that something that you made more of an official song? I made it in L.A.


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[Assistant] I was tired as fuck last night and I was going to get ready for the interview and as soon as I heard that song I got actually really excited and I forgot that I was tired because I was just like holy shit this dude is really doing his own thing.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, that's why I love doing interviews in general. I watch your interviews bro. I appreciate that. I've seen you do it.


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[Assistant] Well, it's important, I think. Honestly, I had a girl for like the last three years, pretty much the whole time that I've been successful. And on one hand, I am kind of like curious sometimes about what the...


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[Assistant] Well, I'm learning though. Yeah, definitely. Uhm, let me ask you this. I heard you shout out Cisco in one of your songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who were you listening to growing up that made you want to have the style that you hear now? I don't hear Cisco referenced that much, but when I listen to your music, I can see how you fuck with Cisco for sure.


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[Assistant] So you feel like you've been, because you know, being out here and everything, I'm sure you can't help but be influenced by all the UK rap. Has that really like seeped its way into your sound?


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[Assistant] So when you say road rap, you're just sort of referring to like real hardcore London.


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[Assistant] How much do you feel like you have connected to the London culture? How much do you feel like you're an Englishman now compared to your Nigerian roots? Like which one do you feel more?


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[Assistant] You've already reached like a level of celebrity out here that would be tough for you to reach out there, right?


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[Assistant] And I'm guessing that nobody in Nigeria has ever had a signature durag. And you're out here, repping.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Uhm, yeah man, I was actually starting to get kinda worried about you because I started looking at your Instagram and I seen you with the trap phone and I was like, oh shit, like in America there's only one reason why you have an old ass disposable phone like that.


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[Assistant] But does that, is it because coming from where you're coming from, the idea of wearing, you know, a thousand dollar pair of pants just seems kinda crazy? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Because to a lot of the people that you probably grew up around who haven't really experienced much, they're looking at where you're at right now and they're like, he's huge, he's rich. You're looking at yourself and you're saying, yes I'm doing good, I'm doing better than I ever thought I could do, but here's ten artists that I look up to that I want to be in their position and I'm not going to get in their position unless I work my ass off and keep my shit together.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Know what I'm sayin'? I respect that for sure. Uhm, what do you do to, to, to relax at the end of the day? Do, do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you take part in any of that?


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[Assistant] Okay, so I wanted to ask you about the gym, because it seems like you're pretty serious about that. Has that always been your thing?


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[Assistant] Dude, I've been working out like 5-6 days a week until the last 3 weeks that I've been on this trip because I've been super motivated to get in good shape lately.


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[Assistant] What people don't understand though is that lifting weights has so much to do with your genetics in the first place. Like I have friends who have been working out every day for 10 years and they look a lot better than they would look if they didn't work out but at the same time they're never going to look like a bodybuilder. You can tell that you've got the structure.


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[Assistant] And I think at a certain point when you get really really big that it starts to almost alienate the audience where they're gonna be like what the fuck.


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[Assistant] That's the funny shit in rap is that dudes will always go away to jail for a couple years and come back. A couple months later it's just toning it down a little bit.


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[Assistant] I feel like 50 Cent is the only dude who pulled off being like the biggest rapper in the world and also being jacked as fuck.


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[Assistant] And he would wear those tiny little tank tops with the striped piece and the durag. There you go.


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[Assistant] It's too bad that you kinda missed the G unit wave, you can't be a part of that.


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[Assistant] Alright, so what, what do you have on the horizon? What are you excited about that you got coming out, uh, that is gonna help you take yourself to the next level over the course of the next year or so?


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[Assistant] He'll definitely hear about it after this. Huh? He'll hear about it after this. Yeah, exactly. Iggy's probably watching, she'll tell him. Who? His girl.


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[Assistant] Easy to get talked over, easy to get ignored, easy to get, uh, second guessed and one upped all the time. That's just the nature of it.


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[Assistant] My grandmother was a tour de force behind the scenes.


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[Assistant] She was in some ways the tough one behind the scenes so that my grandfather could be more gregarious out in person.


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[Assistant] So when my mother wanted to go to Washington DC for college, my grandfather said no over my dead body.


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[Assistant] And my grandmother apparently said, Tom, that can be arranged. So my mother went off to college in Washington D.C.


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[Assistant] Wherever there was a meeting of Democratic Party officials at a barbecue or a fundraiser or a veterans parade, we were there, all five of us, uhm, loaded up in the car and my mom driving us around. So she was the key volunteer.


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[Assistant] In their house when someone would knock on the door, my mom from a very young age would know.


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[Assistant] How to get somebody a hot meal, a job.


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[Assistant] How to get somebody in jail or out of jail depending on the circumstance.


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[Assistant] You can only depend on your own votes. If somebody says they're delivering other people, you can't trust that.


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[Assistant] You have to have what Nancy Pelosi calls the speaker's secret whiplist, that she won't reveal to anyone.


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[Assistant] And Nancy Pelosi says, wait a second, we've been trying this for a generation? No. We're not gonna do that.


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[Assistant] We're gonna do what we set out to do and we're gonna do as much as we set out to do.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is, it's nice, but I, I think it's stuck, it's not,


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[Assistant] No cell phone, no radio. Yeaah, we're doing great. Better do a newsman wouldn't shut up. They say where to go? They said, uh, Army's put up roadblocks on the highway. No getting into Travis County. We need to get the hell out. Take 71. 71, that's where I'm at.


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[Assistant] Oh, hell. That's Lewis' farm. I hope that some bitch made it out. I'm sure he did.


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[Assistant] What's your business here? I've got the day off. I'm busy with a friend. Alright, you're going through. Thanks.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Damn ceiling's falling apart. Be careful. This way.


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[Assistant] How do we know you got him? Well, I hear the military's been wiping you guys out.


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[Assistant] Don't take long. And you stay close. Let's go.


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[Assistant] No, that's a first. What's the deal with you and Marlene anyways?


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[Assistant] You're friends with the leader of the Fireflies. What are you, like, twelve?


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[Assistant] So instead of just staying in school, you decide to run up and join the fireflies, is that it?


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[Assistant] You don't know the best thing about my job. I don't gotta know why. To be honest with you, I give two shits what you're up to.


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[Assistant] Alright. Now watch your step as you're going out, cause it's gonna be a little...


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[Assistant] Here's how this thing's gonna play out. You don't bring up tests. Ever. Matter of fact, we just keep our histories to ourselves. Secondly, don't tell anybody about your condition. They think you're crazy, they'll try to kill you. And lastly, you do what I say, when I say it. We clear? Sure. Repeat it.


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[Assistant] Good. Now there's a town a few miles north of here. There's a fella there that owes me some favors. Good chance he could get us a car.


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[Assistant] I know this is where he lives, but no, I ain't never been here personally.


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[Assistant] Now listen, Bill ain't exactly the most stable of individuals. So when we get there, you let me do the talking. You understand?


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[Assistant] You gotta be clear on this. You don't take too kindly to strangers.


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[Assistant] Look Bill, uh, about your buddy back there, uh, that's a tough deal.


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[Assistant] You know, that is actually before my time. That is a winner though.


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[Assistant] I'm glad I didn't get my head blown off by a goddamn kid.


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[Assistant] Oh, it just seems like there's a lot of people putting their stock on the Fireflies these days.


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[Assistant] It's Tommy's birthday and that's all he wanted to do is just rent two Harley's and drive cross country.


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[Assistant] Just follow the river. It'll lead us straight to Tommy's. Come on.


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[Assistant] Promised him hope. That kept him busy for a while, but just like Tommy, he eventually quit that too.


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[Assistant] I believe his last words to me were, I don't ever want to see your goddamn face again.


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[Assistant] Ain't no way around. Gonna have to cut through the plant.


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[Assistant] You got fuckin' old. Easy, it's gonna happen to you too. This is Maria. Be nice to her, she sorta runs things around here. Ma'am, thanks for not blowin' my head off.


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[Assistant] It was Maria and her father. They set up this place with the idea of being self-sustained. We got crops and livestock. Remember how we thought no one could live like this anymore?


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[Assistant] What the crew you got here? They're good men. This place gives them a second chance. Gives us all a second chance.


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[Assistant] I bet on quiet the adventure, little brother.


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[Assistant] I'll bite. Why bring her here? Supposed to deliver to the Fireflies. The way I figure they're your boys.


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[Assistant] You finished the job, you collect the whole damn payment. I haven't seen a firefly in years. You know where they are.


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[Assistant] Now I'm not asking for much time, I just want some simple gear enough to set me on my way.


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[Assistant] What makes you think I'd do this for you? This isn't for me, Tommy. This is for your damn cause. My cause is my family now.


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[Assistant] You ain't talking about some walk in the park here. Jesus, boy!


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[Assistant] Have Maria get some of your born again friends to do it. They got families too. Tommy, I need this.


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[Assistant] You want some gear? Sure. But I ain't taking that girl off your hands.


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[Assistant] This is how you gonna repay me, huh? Repay you? For all those goddamn years I took care of us.


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[Assistant] Do you even realize what your life means? Huh?


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[Assistant] Running off like that, putting yourself at risk, it's pretty goddamn stupid.


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[Assistant] Your wife kinda scares me. I don't want her coming after-


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[Assistant] Sorry for stealing your horse. Come back to town, let's discuss it at least. You know me, my mind's all made up.


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[Assistant] University Eastern Colorado. How do I find this lab? It's in the science building. Looks like a giant mirror. You can't miss it.


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[Assistant] Well, when I was a kid I used to want to be, uh,


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[Assistant] Look, hospital. This is where we get off. Let's go, kiddo.


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[Assistant] Feel that breeze, huh? I tell you, on a day like this, I just sit on my porch, pick away my six string. You know, once we're done with this whole thing, I'm gonna teach you how to play guitar. I reckon you'd really like that. What do you say, huh?


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[Assistant] Go back to Tommy's. Be done with this whole damn thing.


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[Assistant] Well I ain't leaving without you. So let's go wrap this up.


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[Assistant] It was right after everything went down. I ended up in a triage just like this. And every way you looked, you just saw families torn apart. Whole damn world seemed to have turned upside down in a blink.


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[Assistant] I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Miss Lewinsky.


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[Assistant] She keeps violating the Constitution. This latest impeachment is just a simple example.


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Once upon a time, there were three very tired little munchkins.


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[Assistant] Found me! And I see you!


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[Assistant] It's now my privilege to present the gavel of the United States House of Representatives


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[Assistant] To the first woman speaker in our history, the General Lady from California, Nancy Pelosi.


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[Assistant] Son, you're special. You were born to do great things.


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[Assistant] To seduce the ear and delight the spirit. So say goodbye to those two blowhards and hello to an evening


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[Assistant] For example, I test you a little more, but for a reason. I test all my disciples


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[Assistant] Take a photo of him and place it in the coffee cup. I'm peaceful like an expectant mama.


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[Assistant] Hi guys, Markiplier here. Hope you're having a great day wherever you are in the world. I just wanted to say a few things. First and foremost, of course, is to thank you guys again for the amazing support that you've been giving me. I can't even put it into words how much you mean to me and how much this channel means to me and, uhm,


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[Assistant] You may have noticed that recently I've been putting a ton of more work into both the thumbnails and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, make content that I would wanna see, that I'm proud of, not just, uh, shilling it out, trying to get views every day. So, I am grateful for...


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[Assistant] People recognizing this and the amazing fan art that's been coming out. If you haven't been following on Tumblr or Deviantart, you've been seeing these really, really creative creations and I'm so happy to see people getting involved.


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[Assistant] In celebration of getting 500 subscribers and, you know, I get 500 subscribers in a few hours and, and, and, you know, I was, you know, I say that like I'm proud of it but,


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[Assistant] I have to say that back then I was so unbelievably appreciative of everything and, and one thing that struck kinda home for me was the fact that people have been saying that


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[Assistant] I don't respond to my fans or I don't care and...


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[Assistant] That couldn't be any farther from the truth. In fact, now I try harder than ever to make sure that I, uh, maintain an open dialogue with my fans and make sure that I respond to emails and make sure that I, uh, respond to Twitter posts and answer questions and stuff like that. It's just, it's hard.


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[Assistant] You know, you lose something down the road when you're trying to, uh, uh, grow your channel bigger, you lose a lot of it, and... And back then, I had this amazing personal connection with...


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[Assistant] Uh, each of my subscribers, you know, back when it could have been, you know, 500 subscribers is much easier.


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[Assistant] To talk to everyone, and make sure that everyone wants, who wants to talk, not everyone wants to talk to me, uh, who watches my videos, but, those that did, I was able to respond to everyone, and now, it's a lot harder, you know, it's actually impossible to do, and it, it,


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[Assistant] It really does get to me that that's not there anymore. It's a nostalgic factor that's just kind of, you know...


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[Assistant] Gone out of my grasp and I can't have that anymore and so I really wish I could but I can't. So the best I can do...


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[Assistant] Is this try to convince you on a daily basis that I do really, truly appreciate every single one of my subscribers and I wish I could show it personally, I really do.


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[Assistant] But I-I just can't anymore. And that's just something that I have to accept, but...


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[Assistant] Uh, there is something that I want you guys to see, and it's very, very important. If you click on, uh, annotations, that'll be popping up here, here, here, here, or right on my face, again, that's where people used to like to click. Uhm, just click anywhere here, or it's in the description, you can find it. I-It's a video!


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[Assistant] That my fans made for the 20,000 subscriber milestone video and it's, it's an extremely touching video because it shows the direct appreciation that fans had for me and, and I was so moved by it that if you've been wondering, like some of you have been seeing this video where


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[Assistant] Someone made it where I'm crying. Uhm, I made a V-log. As I was watching the video I decided, you know, I was gonna record something in the end and I just kinda opened up my webcam.


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[Assistant] And I just started recording myself watching this, and I literally broke down into tears, especially when Bob, uh, said- he was an exceptionally close friend of mine, he's Bob from Drunk Minecraft, uhm, uh, we've been friends for years, I consider him one of my very best friends, and he just moved away recently.


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[Assistant] Uh, to North Carolina and, and we had our last lunch together earlier this week and, you know, uh, uh, uhm.


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[Assistant] I'm sad that he's gone away because, you know, there's not many people that I would consider my close friends.


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[Assistant] And, uh, the fact that we won't be able to get lunch together really meant something to me. And I went back and I saw this video and I saw his words, which are right at the end of the video, so you gotta go, uh, through the whole thing to see him.


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[Assistant] And they just kinda, they moved me to tears again because it's just so sincere and I'm so happy that, you know, other people recognize it too and even my best friend, the words that he says coincide with what everyone else was saying and, and he, he, you know, it's...


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[Assistant] It's something that I don't want to ever lose, you know. I didn't start this channel for, you know, extreme fame. I didn't do it for that. I did it because, you know, I wanted... I wanted to make people laugh.


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[Assistant] And I'd like to think that I'm still doing it today. You know, I wanna entertain people, I wanna scare people. Sometimes, you know, uh, I've done creepypasta videos like I have in the past. Uh, for...


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[Assistant] You know, just random occasions because I wanted to spook things out. I did, you know, quite a few things like that. You can find them if you dig around in my old videos. It's hard to find with thousands of videos, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Just click, uh, watch that video. It's really important to me and I'm, I'm, I'm still grateful to this day that people took the time.


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[Assistant] To make that video and put the effort into, uh, uh, sending a message to me that they appreciate what I've done and, and that's, you know, that makes all my effort worth it, you know. Just knowing that people appreciate what I do.


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[Assistant] And, you know, and I want people to know that it's equal, you know, I appreciate, uh, you guys watching and the impact that my videos have on you, just the same, so. Sincerely.


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[Assistant] Uh, thank you, and please watch that video. You know, you can watch the response, uhm, I made it as a response to my video, but it's not vice versa, so you just look up, uh, the same name, it says RE, colon, same name, so, uh, you, you can probably find it, and you'll see me bawling like a baby.


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[Assistant] But anyway, so, uh, thank you guys again for that. Uhm, but on to other news, there is other stuff that I wanted to talk about. I didn't mean to go on for this long about this, I apologize. Uhm, it's just something that's really close to my heart and something that I'm very, very, very grateful for, so. Uhm, the other thing!


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[Assistant] Very important, I'm very excited about this, is that I have a new t-shirt! How cool is that? Yea, it's, this is the brand new design. It was made for me by...


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[Assistant] Was met, and it's actually really, it's one of the nicest t-shirts that I've ever had. It's a little more expensive than my spread shirt ones, but it comes through in the quality because it's not-


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[Assistant] It's not like just a Hanes t-shirt that they grabbed off of a multi-pack and- and s- ironed on the thing. The- the design actually feels like the design is part of the shirt.


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[Assistant] And it doesn't flake, it's not faded around the edges, it's like, sincerely one of the highest quality graphics I've seen, and it's a limited edition thing, it's not gonna be around forever, so get it while you can, but at the same time it's just like, I like it because it's also long, it goes down a bit,


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[Assistant] And which I, I, I really appreciate. And it's just like, a really, really cool t-shirt. And I haven't gotten a new t-shirt in a while. So if you want to find that, that's in the description too. You can find that, buy some, uh, or not, you know, it doesn't matter. I don't really do this to push t-shirts, but if you guys want a cool t-shirt, this one is high quality. Uhm, it, it really is comfortable. It doesn't feel like just cotton or anything. It feels like,


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's really nice. It doesn't have a tag, so it doesn't say what it is, so I'm just assuming that it's really cool and I really like this design with the wharf stash and the M. Combining the two symbols that have been


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[Assistant] Pretty prevalent in my channel. So anyway, that's the other thing. Uhm, that I just wanted to, I'm pretty, I really like this t-shirt. It's uhm, it's really cool. I'm not trying to push it for salesmanship, I just, I really like the t-shirt. Uhm, you know, I still get tickled by this sort of stuff because, you know,


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[Assistant] A year ago, I never imagined, I didn't have a t-shirt shop a year ago, I didn't have people that, a company that was like, oh, we gotta get you a t-shirt, we gotta make you this, we're gonna work around the clock, cause I went through like, a ton of designs, was like,


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[Assistant] I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't, I love that, and I love this design, and uhm.


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[Assistant] You know, I never imagined I'd be in this position. You know, I was at Comic Con. I met Jesse Cox and Dodger. And, uh, I was livid. You know, I was like amazed. You know, they probably thought I was a weirdo because I just, I ran up to them and I was so excited to see them. And Jesse Cox gave me a hug and it felt warm and I was just the greatest feeling in the world and, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, I was so tickled that I got to meet these great guys and, you know, because I've been so lucky as a YouTuber and I've been so lucky to


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[Assistant] Just be a part of this, and I've been lucky to have such great fans that have pushed me from nothing. Like back in the Chubby Bunny video, 500 subscribers compared to everyone else. I mean, to me that 500 is incredibly important, but to everyone else on YouTube, that was nothing.


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[Assistant] And I'm here! I get to meet these people and I'm so happy that I get to do and I'm so grateful that you guys have been supporting me this whole time and...


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[Assistant] You know, I'm getting back on the same track that I was going on before, but it's, I just can't convey the message enough that this is really, really, really important to me, and I apologize, I got a tickle in my throat, I'm about to cough.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I still have had that cough just hanging around for quite some time, but seriously, you know, I used to remember.


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[Assistant] would get, you know, a couple hundred views per video, and when they started bumping up against the thousand view barrier, I was like, OH MY GOD! I really am! Oh, I'm making it! This is incredible! So many people love my videos, and, you know, now,


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[Assistant] My videos, every single one gets between 100,000 and 200,000 and I have to slap myself in the face every once in a while just cause, you know, it doesn't seem real and, you know, it's thing and, you know, it's exciting.


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[Assistant] But then I, you know, I go back and I watch those old videos and, you know, I get- I get sad. Because, you know, I don't have-


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[Assistant] That, what I was talking about before, I don't have the personal connection.


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[Assistant] You know, that's, I guess that's the price you have to pay.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I didn't, I don't, I don't mean to be downer about it. I really do love the fact that I can reach so many people. And I know, I know that the more people that we have, the more good we can do. I mean, we've been raising so much money for charity and...


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[Assistant] I'm so grateful for every bit of that, but at the same time, I just want you guys to know that, you know, I've never really lost touch with the fact that


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[Assistant] I came from nothing and I had this really close personal relationship with my fans.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna close up shop. So anyway, thank you guys so much for everything that you've done. Remember, the links to the videos are in the description, or you could go back, click the annotation on my face. Uhm, there might be an annotation for the shirt shop, I have no idea, but if, you know, yeaah, annotations turned off, just check the description, it's there, so.


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[Assistant] So right. They're not the bad guys. Lower the gun.


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[Assistant] Then I saw you. If you haven't noticed, they don't keep kids around. Survival of the fittest.


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[Assistant] I'm Henry. This is Sam. I think I caught your name was Joel.


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[Assistant] How many are with you? They're all dead, Hank. We don't know that.


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[Assistant] There were a bunch of us. Someone had the brilliant idea of entering the city. Looked for supplies. Those fuckers ambushed us. Scattered us. Now it's all about getting out of this shit hole.


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[Assistant] She's right. We could help each other. We gotta hide out not too far from here. Be safer if we chat there.


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[Assistant] Man, that fucking truck. It's been hounding us ever since we got in this day and- Sam, what are you doing? Nothing. Get rid of it.


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[Assistant] Blueberries. Found a whole stash of them. You want some?


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[Assistant] Hey man, relax. We're safe.


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[Assistant] So why haven't you left? Been waiting for the right opportunity. And?


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[Assistant] Look at these sons of bitches. Every day they congregate down there, guarding that damn bridge. Come night time, it's down to a skeleton crew. After sunset, that's our window. Most of them gone, sneak right past them. That could work. Oh, it'll work. It'll definitely work.


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[Assistant] There's an abandoned military radio station just outside the city. Any survivors from our group, they're supposed to meet us there. Tomorrow. You and your girl, you won't join us. It goes down to night.


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[Assistant] Now we're gonna be moving fast, okay? So no matter what, you stick to me.


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[Assistant] Light glue. Light glue. Light glue. Got it. Good. Good. Alright. Y'all ready? Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] See? What'd I tell ya, huh? He's good. Everything's fine. You know, Sam's the one who spotted you. You guys have taken quite a bit of water.


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[Assistant] He left us to die out there. No, you had a good chance of making it, and you did.


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[Assistant] Coming back for you meant putting him at risk. Stay back.


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[Assistant] If it was the other way around, would you have come back for us? I saved you.


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[Assistant] Now that radio tower, it's on the other side of this cliff. Okay? Place is gonna be full of supplies. You're gonna be really happy you didn't kill me.


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[Assistant] I could die happy if I could just ride one around the block.


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[Assistant] Good. Can you believe this guy? Come on man, give me details! Describe it!


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[Assistant] This isn't just any regular motorcycle, okay? You get on that bad boy, you feel that engine? Nothing like it. Oh yeah, how would you know? Seen it in my dreams.


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[Assistant] You lied to me, Madison! All this time you fucking lied to me! I thought you wanted to help me, but you're only thinking of writing a fucking book!


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[Assistant] Don't kill me son, please. Breathe. Gotta breathe.


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[Assistant] Adults take turns guarding the perimeter. You can get electrified effects in the plant.


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[Assistant] In the other hospital they were always on time, but here...


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[Assistant] I like this hospital. The food isn't very good, you know.


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[Assistant] I asked them for a television, you know. They said I didn't have enough money. It's a pity. I'm fond of television.


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[Assistant] Do you remember John? My Johnny. He is a good little boy, you know.


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[Assistant] I have no other son. I never had any children.


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[Assistant] Carnaby Square. I think I used to live there a long time ago. We didn't have much money at the time, you know. We had to make do with very little.


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[Assistant] Terrible things you're telling me. He never came to see me, can you believe it? Ten years never. No one forgets their mother, do they?


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[Assistant] Max, Max, Max, all dogs with the same name.


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[Assistant] I was wasting my time telling him they couldn't all have the same name, but he always wanted his paper dog's Max. It's funny, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Did you make these origami figures? My little paper animals. They played with them for hours. I showed my boys how to make them, you know. Yes, your boys.


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[Assistant] My other son? I only had one son. My little Johnny.


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[Assistant] You don't seem to get many flowers, Mrs. Shepherd. No, but I love them. My son knows that I love flowers. I know he'll bring me some.


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[Assistant] Their father never looked after them. Always drinking. They didn't have an easy life, you know.


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[Assistant] My sons loved orchids. We used to grow them in the back. When John died, I laid orchids on his grave.


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[Assistant] I'd already lost one of my children, and now they were taking away another one, you understand.


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[Assistant] They were really very nice people. I met them, you know. In the beginning I used to go and see my little boy. And then I got sick and I couldn't go any longer. Perhaps he thought I'd forgotten him. He must have thought I didn't love him anymore.


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[Assistant] His name, Mrs. Shepherd. What was his name? But I loved him.


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[Assistant] If you only knew how much I missed him. Please, Anne. His name. What was his name?


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[Assistant] Game of Phones, how can I help you? Hello, Game of Phones.


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[Assistant] Thanks for watching and remember, every time you click the subscribe button, one of your enemies gets destroyed.


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[Assistant] In 1996 when Sobchak stopped being mayor, as is often the case in the Russian elite,


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[Assistant] So when my husband had a heart attack and it was hard to get him treatment because people were calling the chief cardiologist of the city who was treating him, telling him, don't treat subject, let him die. That's when I decided to take him overseas for treatment.


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[Assistant] Vladimir Putin helped me organize that. Risking everything.


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[Assistant] West End District. Hey, we had a drop to make.


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[Assistant] Deal went off without a hitch. Not ration cards that'll last us a couple of months. Easy.


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[Assistant] I was on my way back here and I got jumped by these two assholes, alright? Yeah, they got a few good hits in, but... Look, I managed.


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[Assistant] He knows that we're after him. He figures he's gonna get us first.


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[Assistant] Old warehouse in area five. Can't say for how long, though.


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[Assistant] They're gonna close all the checkpoints. We're gonna have to go around the outside.


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[Assistant] Ugh, god, this place reeks. I need to watch what they throw away down here. There'd be lunch.


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[Assistant] Hey, little man. Make sure the coast is clear. No soldiers, none of Robert's men, yea?


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[Assistant] I'm looking for Robert. He come through here?


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[Assistant] Our beef isn't with you. We just won't rob her. You don't want to do this.


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[Assistant] You ready? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That office. Robert must have run in there. Still.


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[Assistant] You owed us. I'd say you battled the wrong horse.


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[Assistant] The guns he gave you, they weren't his to sell. I want them back. Doesn't work like that, Tess.


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[Assistant] Good man. I could just... Take her to the North Tunnel and wait for me there.


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[Assistant] Marlene wanted to do it herself. We weren't her first choice. We're the second for that matter. She's lost a lot of men. Beggars can't be choosers.


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[Assistant] What is the deal with you? You some big wigs daughter or something? Something like that.


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[Assistant] If everything goes as planned, we should get you to them in a few hours. Ellie, once we get out there, I need you to follow our lead and stay clear.


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[Assistant] I can explain. You better explain fast. Look at this!


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[Assistant] It's three weeks old. No, everyone turns within two days, so you stop bullshitting. It's three weeks, I swear. Why would she s-


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[Assistant] This way. If we cut through downtown, we can hit the Capitol building by sunrise.


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[Assistant] That place is completely off limits. How the hell did you get in there?


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[Assistant] I'm not, I'm not going anywhere. This is my last stop.


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[Assistant] Do you have any idea how it feels to be a worthless nothing in your father's eyes? Believe me, I've suffered.


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[Assistant] Guaranteed that she and Joel are on their way here right now to get Robert. Jesus.


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[Assistant] We shouldn't have taken this job. Not our call.


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[Assistant] You think I don't know what y'all are whispering about over there?


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[Assistant] We head north, get to Wellington. That's our best shot.


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[Assistant] The number of people told us that you didn't make this a top priority.


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[Assistant] Was there a sense that there were going to be prosecutions of alleged fraud?


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[Assistant] The Justice Department has indicted something like 2,000 to 3,000 people that were making the loans.


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[Assistant] And then what would you do? How would you go about doing the due diligence?


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[Assistant] You didn't do that on the instruction of your supervisor, your lead? Right. So the lead would say what?


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[Assistant] Uh, that waitress making $12,000 a month looks reasonable to me.


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[Assistant] Well, if you saw something that was a misrepresentation.


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[Assistant] You were expressly told, don't write fraud or mention, use the word fraud.


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[Assistant] But you found out that the loans that you, your team was looking at didn't meet the credit policy.


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[Assistant] Was the Justice Department wrong to go after those two guys?


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[Assistant] Isn't this a bit of theater? I mean, they had the questions in advance.


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[Assistant] The Justice Department says these are very difficult cases to bring. Showing intent and proving every step of the crime beyond a reasonable doubt is a difficult thing to do.


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[Assistant] I've talked to Senator Kaufman, I've talked to Senator Grassley, I've talked to staffers, I've talked to a number of people. They told us that they felt


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[Assistant] In all of this, was there a case that you thought could have gone forward as a criminal prosecution that didn't?


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[Assistant] And they reported that when it came to Wall Street there were no investigations going on.


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[Assistant] That there was no case ever mentioned that was even close to indicting Wall Street for financial crimes.


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[Assistant] But it has nothing to do with the financial crisis, the meltdown, the packaging of bad mortgages that led to the collapse, that led to the recession.


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[Assistant] What was the thinking? I mean, if you can recount any conversations that you had with Senator Kaufman about, you know, let's pull these guys back into the room.


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[Assistant] It was Patterson Belknap that first got in touch with you about this. Yes.


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[Assistant] And you told the truth to them about what you had seen. Yes sir. And you were a supervisor. Yes. And you saw what your underwriters were doing. Yes. And you saw the instructions. Yes. Coming down from the banks.


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[Assistant] Yes? What was the highest defect rate you ever saw on a job?


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[Assistant] In other words, you would come into a job, you'd find 50% of the loans were defective, but then the standards would be loosened so that you could qualify those loans and mark them as not defective.


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[Assistant] Is this something you think is important for the government now to be prosecuting? The kind of fraud that you saw?


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[Assistant] You've alleged in the case of Bear Stearns, uh, that they pass these things on knowingly, intentionally knowing they were bad.


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[Assistant] I guess I still don't understand. If this was so clear and so intentional and so many commissions and hearings brought this forward, why is this taking so long?


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[Assistant] What gave you the confidence that you would have results given that the government had gone for three years with really very little to show?


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[Assistant] You were drawn to the, uhm, work of a private law firm, Patterson Belknap. Oh.


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[Assistant] Eric Haas and his team of attorneys at Patterson Belknap.


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[Assistant] The complaint that was filed by New York Attorney General Schneiderman was based largely on work done by private law firms. Work that goes back several years. What does that tell us about the work that the Justice Department was doing all this time?


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[Assistant] It is. Given all the pushing that you were doing, Senator Kaufman was doing.


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[Assistant] Schneiderman is bringing a civil case alleging fraud. Yes. Couldn't it be filed as a criminal case?


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[Assistant] Uh, inside the banks doing due diligence work as contractors.


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[Assistant] We've talked to whistleblowers, we've talked to people inside the banks who've told me, yes, there was fraud that went on.


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[Assistant] Having interviewed hundreds of people and looked at these things, you can't find one person in this whole mess that you can


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[Assistant] Established beyond a reasonable doubt that was selling these things knowingly, intentionally, and defrauded the investors.


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[Assistant] And in that speech you made a reference to losing sleep at night worrying about what a lawsuit might, uhm,


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[Assistant] Uh, about anything other than simply pursuing justice.


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[Assistant] Uhm, world-class Goldman Sachs on the Pacific, and they wanted me to realize their vision.


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[Assistant] I'd been there five months when I happened to park next to a car with personalized vanity plates and the personalized plates said, FUNDOM.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I had a conversation with the person nearest the car. I didn't know if it was the owner or just some guy walking by. And I just said, uhm, Fondom, that's an interesting plate. What do you suppose that means?


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[Assistant] And the guy looked at me, smiled smugly and said, if they can fog a mirror, we'll give them a loan.


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[Assistant] My name is Tom Leonard, uh, I was a due diligence underwriter.


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[Assistant] Unload them at the hotel into the room where the due diligence underwriters were working. And they could be stacks all the way up to the ceiling. And there could be anywhere from 10 to 20 separate mortgages within each banker's box.


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[Assistant] Well, fraud, in the due diligence world, fraud was the F word, or the F-bomb. Uhm, you didn't use that word.


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[Assistant] Was having a temper tantrum on his show, where he was going off about


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[Assistant] Oh gosh, we had a job that was like 50%. But then the word came down, everything got renegotiated and redone.


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[Assistant] I think if I was sitting on the jury and I saw this information, then I could pretty well assure myself that there had been criminal intent.


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[Assistant] Yeah. How did you find it? Was it difficult? I found, I'll tell everybody this. I worked really, really hard as a kid. I was a grind and went to public schools and then I got in and I...


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[Assistant] I did think once I got in, this is not, I was terrified. I thought I was gonna be the stupidest person there, I was filled with feelings of inadequacy, and then I don't think it was harder than any other college that anybody's gone to. I really believe that.


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[Assistant] I told you, Nedri isn't here! That bastard's probably stuck in a doorway somewhere.


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[Assistant] No, she doesn't know your name. She doesn't know anything she doesn't need to know. What, you think it matters?


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, hold on a second. You work for me, remember? That means I call the shots.


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[Assistant] Hello there! Hi. Uh, we have passes!


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[Assistant] I-I mean I-I have some, uh, some essential- Who are you with? I'm-I'm with you!


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[Assistant] At least, the rain's easing up. Ow! Ingen should have paved this whole island.


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[Assistant] Don't, don't worry about it. There's nothing, you know, dangerous in there. Just find, find a way through.


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[Assistant] I told you, it's a zoo! All kinds of animals! Come on, get moving, we're close!


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[Assistant] This is it. The signal's topped out. It's nearby. It's too dark. I need light. Where's your flashlight?


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[Assistant] Listen, I told you, don't worry about it. Okay? It was, it was just some animal. We'll get the canister and then we're out of here.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay, that makes sense. Hold on, what if one of those, uh-


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[Assistant] Okay, you look down there and I'll, I'll check the car again, just, uh, just in case.


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[Assistant] Not a chance! I turned that thing inside out! I'm gonna smell like a dead fat dude for a week.


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[Assistant] It's a can of soap. Just like you're an exterminator. Ten years of research. Millions invested. It's the next wonder of the world. You want a screw engine? This is it. The crown jewels. They lose control of this? They got nothing. They're dinosaur embryos, honey. Don't tell me you thought we were up to shaving cream.


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[Assistant] You don't need to understand. That'll keep him fresh.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, alright, you know the plan. My boys are sending a boat, we bring them the canister, we get paid, we go home!


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[Assistant] And they offered, uh, Oregon and Washington, uh, north of $30 million each to come into our league.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, it's a lot of maturity and experience types and you know what that means. We have a lot of players who played a lot of snaps.


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[Assistant] Particularly, uh, you know, whoever replaces me, if she or he needs advice, I'm gonna be there for them.


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[Assistant] I've always been a believer that they should be in a conference.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, it's not a money issue for them.


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[Assistant] It's an opportunity for them, uh, to be independent and promote the institution, but, and I get that. I understand why they stay independent, but.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, those, those were my guys, man. Ross was, Ross was a good friend of mine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Tyrus, I think our commissioners are having that conversation now. The CFP is managed by the 10 commissioners and the athletic director at Notre Dame. And so.


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[Assistant] I do believe that our autonomy of Power 5 champions should have automatics. But I'm open to learn and be curious about other ideas that may emerge through those discussions. So I'm not sure how it's going to play out.


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[Assistant] Uh, governance body, uh, for all the Division 1. Remember, there's 271 Division 1 schools.


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[Assistant] So there's great diversity among those schools and holding championships and, and making sure that we.


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[Assistant] Jess, I think you should stay by our patient. I'm gonna look around a little, okay?


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[Assistant] Well, you know what? Actually, you know what? Maybe I will. All this running around, my muscles probably need whatever protein I can give them. My thoughts exactly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was crazy out there. There's probably a lot of flooded basements today. Honestly, I didn't even go downstairs and look at ours. I probably shouldn't have done that. I went down this morning. I didn't go down. I got my basement waterproofed. Interior waterproofing like four or five years ago. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We've had worse stories. Okay, for me it was the worst. I actually...


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[Assistant] I-I drove out to Avon Lake, uhm, at like 3 o'clock and it was bad then.


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[Assistant] Uh, by the way, the Avon Lake football team was practicing.


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[Assistant] But it's the worst rainstorm I ever remember in my life here or New York for me. Uh, you know, obviously there's been snow storms, which is much worse, but, but that was, that was fun.


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[Assistant] There you go. Forgot to say it on Tuesday. Yeah, there you go. And happy birthday to my niece who turns 18 today. I'd hate to see what she's gonna do tonight, but, uh...


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[Assistant] Speaking of shelters, this is a horrible story.


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[Assistant] I won't give you all the details, but so we got our dog from a shelter out on the east side, so I can't remember what town it was from. And uhm,


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[Assistant] My wife just read a story that the woman we got the dog from, the woman that ran the shelter, was apparently abusing


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[Assistant] Tons of animals. It was horrible. I don't want to hear this. The reason they found it is because she had like a heart attack or something.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and she ended up, like, they went to her house, there were dogs in cages that were too small. There was, I mean, it was a total disaster. It was horrible, horrible. So my wife was, my wife was like, I'm gonna go to that hospital and I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her.


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[Assistant] Starting football season, let's clarify. Starting the second week of September. Yes, that's correct. The Wednesday before the Browns game. Or the Wednesday, okay, starting that Wednesday.


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[Assistant] So two weeks from yesterday. Yes. And then the week after that, it'll be Monday, Wednesday every week. And it'll be live of course. Live. So congratulations. On the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show YouTube channel. Right. So if you're already, if you've already subscribed, you'll get the alerts. If you haven't subscribed, well, what are you doing? Get on out.


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[Assistant] Uh, the expectations we have for him in this game. Plus, this final preseason game. Plus, he had some interesting comments today. Are we gonna play that first?


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[Assistant] And, uh, on your podcast yesterday, uh, Earl said, said it was tap, right?


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[Assistant] Earl is right that Watson believes he's a top 10 quarterback, but he just said what people wanted to hear. It wouldn't be a bad thing.


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[Assistant] That's 100% true. Like, you could pay attention to rankings or whatever. It's one person's opinion. But nobody, it makes no sense at this moment in time if you're making, if you're ranking the best quarterbacks in football, why would anybody put Deshaun Watson in the top 10?


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[Assistant] So, last year was in the top 30. Now, we all may think he's going to be in the top 10 this year. Certainly on the back end of it, if nothing else. And he certainly has the talent to get there again.


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[Assistant] Sure, and let's face it, I mean, outside of Cleveland, the expectations with Deshaun Watson are not that high.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, you look at, you watch some national stuff and some people are mentioning the Browns and...


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[Assistant] We made, you know, it's easy to say, well, he's gonna just be that player again. Why not? He's young. And I think that way, but it's not 100% certainty until we see it. So...


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[Assistant] I think from some people, I mean, you can't group every national media member together. I've seen some, like I look at all these lists just to see, cause if it could be fodder for the show or whatever, SI puts out one. This, but, and I've seen some of these lists where like,


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[Assistant] He thinks he's gonna be MVP candidate. But by and large, I think most people nationally are on like a, on hold with Sean. They're like,


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[Assistant] For whatever it's worth, I'll say in fantasy drafts, he's kind of being, you know, not that fantasy means everything, but there's some correlation to the NFL. He's mostly going as like the eighth to tenth quarterback in fantasy drafts.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he could be...


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[Assistant] He was 11, so Watson was 11 on that list. So according to executives around the league and player personnel and coaches, he's still on that borderline of top 10 even though he's done nothing for two years. That's how talented people think he is. The fact, any other quarterback that had


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[Assistant] Had the track record that he's had the last two years, wouldn't he have talked about?


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[Assistant] Even though he's done, even though the only thing he's done for two years is either not play or play like crap. Right. That's pretty amazing. I mean, look at Baker. Two bad years. Look where he is. Exactly! He was tier 5.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, it's right, it's right there. It'd be hard to differentiate between Burrow, Watson, Allen, and Herbert behind my homes if you had the 2020 Watson.


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[Assistant] In the neck and neck for 2-2-5. Yeaah, the Holmes is still number one. I would still say Burrow 2 and then, I'd say Watson 3 and then Allen and then, and then Herbert for me.


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[Assistant] For me, I don't, I don't agree with you. I don't think Herbert should step below. For me, and you'll argue I'm biased, it's fine. To me, Burrow has, uh, intangibles and a level of leadership.


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[Assistant] And just football savvy that puts him ahead of those other guys by a little bit.


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[Assistant] It is. It is. Considering how little he's played the last two years.


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[Assistant] I just want to see him look like th-


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[Assistant] Just show, uh, control of the offense.


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[Assistant] The command of the offense, leadership, and just, like you said, smooth, just looking like our, how many times have we watched the Browns for the past, well, for you a lot longer, but like, let's just say the last decade.


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[Assistant] Their offense often just looked like crap. It never looked like an NFL offense. Not never, but very rarely. I want to see an offense where I'm like...


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[Assistant] That's, that's it. This is the four o'clock game. This is the four o'clock game right here. I see it. Now let me ask you guys a crazy question. Maybe this is insane. Maybe you think this is the stupidest question ever, but I'm curious.


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[Assistant] It's, it's 5pm, Sunday after the Bengals game.


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[Assistant] I'm going to give you two scenarios that took place in that game, and you tell me, and think about it because the question is going to sound crazy, but think about


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[Assistant] Try to imagine yourself in that spot. Bangles Brown has just ended.


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[Assistant] And how are you feeling? This is what happened. Scenario 1.


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[Assistant] Deshaun Watson throws for 376 yards, 4 touchdowns and no picks. But he gets out slugged. No defense game. Scenario 2. Watson's a disaster. He has no touchdowns, 2 picks.


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[Assistant] Inaccurate, throws for 175 yards, but Joe Burrow didn't play, and, uh, Trevor Simeon started, and he's so bad, that the Browns pulled one out. 10 to 7.


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[Assistant] But if you think in big picture, and if you're, depending on how nervous you are about Watson bouncing back,


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[Assistant] What do you think, what actually would make you feel better at the end of that first game?


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[Assistant] You know, it's interesting, before we go to you, Mike, for your opinion. In a way, obviously you'd be happier that they won.


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[Assistant] But you could say, well, the defense is a lot of new guys. It takes time to jail. Uh, go ahead, Mike. What would you say?


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[Assistant] I'm with Mike. I also, I would also feel better about the Browns even though it's a loss and even though every win is precious in the NFL.


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[Assistant] So, Mike sends a text yesterday. Tyvis sent the first one. Oh, Tyvis, that's true. Tyvis sent the first one saying...


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[Assistant] Why doesn't Trey Lance, why don't the Niners get criticized for the Trey Lance deal, like the Browns do for Deshaun Watson?


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[Assistant] And first of all, it's just a bad comparison. The Browns are only criticized for the Watson trade because of the off the field.


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[Assistant] If it wasn't for the off the field, there'd be zero criticism of Watson. Yes. Of the trade itself. Zero.


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[Assistant] Uhm, number two, there's plenty of criticism for the Trey Lance trade. They're gonna get killed.


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[Assistant] We're just not talking about it here in Cleveland, because why the hell would we care about the backup quarterback on the 49ers? I'm sure out on the west coast, they don't have cool sports talk like we do here in Cleveland and on the east coast, but, uh, I'm sure they're talking about that plenty, the fact that they traded three first round picks. But another thing is, the Niners are winners and the Browns are losers.


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[Assistant] They must think they really have a find with him in the seventh round. As unlikely as that is because, you know, everybody brings up Brady, but that's the exception.


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[Assistant] And yet they haven't gotten it right there, but maybe they finally have with Purdy. I don't know. I thought Purdy played really well. He's certainly got to prove it for another year. Oh yeaah. But, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, on that team, like, that's the one team you feel like, if ProD can get to, like, the top of Tier 3.


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[Assistant] Not including quarterback, the Niners are definitely the best talent in the league, but the Browns are close enough that if Watson plays this potential, they're a better roster overall, because Brock Purdy's upside I don't think is anywhere close to Sean Watson.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's close though, because Philadelphia is very talented also.


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[Assistant] But, you know, because of what happened in that game, they've gone back to the old rule where you can have an emergency quarterback.


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[Assistant] It used to be that way, I don't know why they got rid of that. So if you


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[Assistant] But the emergency quarterback's gotta be on the 53-man roster.


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[Assistant] So that means the Browns are keeping three quarterbacks. Oh, they're for sure keeping three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but you only have to have two active on game day. Right. But the third quarterback can play if the first two quarterbacks both get hurt.


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[Assistant] By the way, on a smaller scale, the Browns need to do the same if they feel this way about Cade York. The Browns should not keep Cade York because they drafted him. That's not the reason to keep him. I think David Bell is a better example on that. David Bell too. You shouldn't keep guys just because you drafted them.


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[Assistant] I agree. They probably should have done that with Anthony Schwartz last year.


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[Assistant] What I saw last year from this guy, I thought he looked better than I ever thought Jimmy Garoppolo was. I thought Jimmy's pretty good. I'm not a Jimmy Garoppolo.


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[Assistant] We gotta see more, but I think, I'm not gonna write him off just because he's a late pick. It's unusual. Like most of the good quarterbacks in the NFL were drafted in the first two rounds. Most of them.


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[Assistant] You know who was the last highly drafted one year starter in the NFL before? Trubisky? Mitch Trubisky.


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[Assistant] Certainly you gotta see it from a guy drafted that late, more than a half a season. But he looked legit last year, I thought.


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[Assistant] They cut Kellen Mond, I don't think we actually, not that it's that big a deal. And Charles Wiley. Charles Wiley, of the New England Wileys.


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[Assistant] He's older than me. So can I wear a Ryan Sandberg or an Andre Dawson? That's cool, yeaah. They're retired. That's not bad. But I can't wear a Joe Burrow. No. No. Alright, I got it.


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[Assistant] Not that many of them say the Browns. No, they lost an entire generation of fans with their ineptness for 20-some odd years. Like, a bunch of kids like the Chiefs. There's one kid that likes the Steelers, there's his dad that likes the Steelers.


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[Assistant] Dude, you can't be hitting a guy like that in practice. Well, I don't think it was intentional. I don't think it was intentional either, but it didn't matter.


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[Assistant] He missed two games in 21, so he's only missed two games the last few years, so that's good. I mean...


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[Assistant] You and Earl were freaking out over the fourth and fifth defensive tackles a couple of weeks ago. Getting hurt.


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[Assistant] Is that as long as my quarterback's healthy, I can, I can live with any other injury. It sucks, but it's part of football. Guys get hurt.


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[Assistant] Obviously there's one team every year that's got it the worst, but it's probably not your team that, you know, odds. As long as your quarterback is healthy, I can overcome probably any other injury.


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[Assistant] Now, there's a couple other guys that if they're out for the season, it's a, it's a deal. But unless it's the quarterback,


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[Assistant] I can survive on, with any other loss. I really believe that. I believe that with the Bengals as a fan, I believe it with the Browns as a fan. If Jamari Chase goes down.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah, you never want any of your star players to get hurt. Right. But you can survive anything but the quarterback, I think, when you have a top quarterback.


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[Assistant] If Miles Garrett had a seasonal injury, it'd be bad. But are you saying it all season over? I'm not. No. No.


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[Assistant] Do I like the brown chances as much without him? Of course not!


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[Assistant] But as long as I got Watson, if he's back to the quarterback we think he's gonna be, I still got a shot.


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[Assistant] If you, if you had to choose, this is a crazy one, kinda like the one I gave you. If you had to choose,


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[Assistant] Their defensive line with last year, with Myles Garrett and a bunch of piles of trash.


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[Assistant] That's easy. Easy. This year. This year. Jason, you in agreement on that too?


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[Assistant] I don't write off the playoff. Right. Same deal with the bangle. Even Jamar Chase, as bad as, I'd be bad.


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[Assistant] That'd be, that'd be really bad. But if Jamar Chase gets hurt...


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[Assistant] I'm not waiting off the playoffs, but if Joe Burrow or Deshaun Watson miss, it's over. I'm not, I'm not watching this. If Joe Burrow was out for the year, I'm not watching the, I'm watching the Bengals play twice this year against the Browns. That's it. I don't believe that.


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[Assistant] That you have a situation like in Philly where Nick Foles went on that run. Like the idea of winning with your backup quarterback, that ain't happening. That's a once in a million thing. Jeff Hossettler.


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[Assistant] Wasn't Jim Kelly back after that? I thought he came back in those playoffs.


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[Assistant] Trey Palamalu, like you think about, you talk about T.J. Watt. Trey Palamalu, like as he went, the Steelers went, in his days.


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[Assistant] They have Minka Fitzpatrick now in Pittsburgh. He's a good player. You know, Jesse Bates was a good player in Cincinnati.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think the Browns spent a good, like this, the right amount of money on Thorn. Give me, give me a solid guy back there. They can make tackles.


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[Assistant] Alright Mike, 32 for 32 and then Darren Smith coming in in about 8 minutes.


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[Assistant] So, even though his positional value is not


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[Assistant] That big, and now of course I can't remember exactly where my file is that I have this, so. Oh, I got it. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But I had Betonio higher than I would have most guards. I actually have Joel Betonio.


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[Assistant] The offensive line is so key to the Browns having a great season.


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[Assistant] They've got the best running back in football. They've got a potential top ten, maybe even top five quarterback.


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[Assistant] They've got talent all over the skill positions. They may not have an elite wide receiver, but they've got enough talent at wide receiver and tight end that they're in good shape.


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[Assistant] The offensive line has been something that we've just counted on as being good for the Brown.


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[Assistant] And because the tackles are shaky, Joel Batonio is the rock of this offense, along with Nick Chubb. Like, those are the two pillars of this offense. And they both play positions that are not traditionally valuable to teams.


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[Assistant] But Betonio's steadiness and excellence at that left guard position when there's been issues all around him to me is so important to keeping that line at at least a good level. Maybe they won't be elite because Jedrick Wills is not very good and Jack Conklin is always hurt and Teller's been hurt a lot. But I think Betonio


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[Assistant] Makes it just a little easier for the guys around him. You know, we've talked a lot about Bill Callahan helping making Ethan Pochich a great center. I think part of the reason Ethan Pochich had such a great year is because he's got Joel Petonio playing left guard.


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[Assistant] And when you have a guy that's that good playing next to you, it makes your job easier. It's that simple. And I think he makes everything a little easier for the guys around him. Now there's only so much he can do for Jedrick Williams, because Jedrick Williams is what he is. He's just a guy.


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[Assistant] I think he, his, if you lost him on that offensive line, I think that offensive line could go from good to bad, quick.


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[Assistant] Without Joel Batonio. I think a couple of years ago, as Wyatt Teller seemed to be emerging, and you drafted Jedrick Wills, I think we all kind of thought, okay, Batonio's gonna, you gotta move on from Batonio. And now I'm like, you cannot move on from Batonio. He is the guy.


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[Assistant] So even though I would almost never have a left guard 4, and in reality I'm probably a little high, I'm probably a little high in the end with him on 4.


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[Assistant] I still put him at number four because I think it's a unique, and I had Nick Chubb very high too, probably higher than his position warrants, but I think on this team, he's very important.


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[Assistant] And coaches. Deshawn, Miles and Cooper and who? Chubb. Chubb.


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[Assistant] Betonio played every game in his rookie year, then in 2015 he missed 6 games, 2016 he missed 11 games. I can't remember the injury that he had. And he hasn't missed a game since 2017.


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[Assistant] He's been a pro bowler every year since 18 and all pro the last two years.


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[Assistant] I have to, can you guys either pass me a tainted water or somebody go get me, I'm gonna die if I don't have a drink soon.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna have to have a couple sips. Cause I'm dying. I feel my head dehydrating.


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[Assistant] By the way, Patrick Mahomes has got to be one of the most like, there's no way you can hate Patrick Mahomes. Like he's the rival of the two teams I care most about and I love him. I love him. I don't, I got nothing bad to say about him whatsoever.


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[Assistant] My favorite part of this doc- I should have been a butt, that was not an appropriate butt. But my favorite part of the documentary, Darren, of course, as I'm sure you can imagine, which makes it, like, I love the fact when, when his dad,


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[Assistant] The Bills are a better matchup for us, but I want to play Borough. I want to play the Bengals. And that tells you all you need to know about my homes. I love that. I wonder what the Bills took of that. I don't know, but what did you think of that when you saw that part?


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[Assistant] Can, can, uh, can Andy give Kevin a personality?


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[Assistant] Darren, what will be the higher number this year? Uh, Kansas City Chiefs wins or Kansas City Royals wins after the All-Star break?


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[Assistant] The Chiefs are probably the best organization in all of sports right now, arguably.


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[Assistant] And the Royals might be the worst organization in all of sports. Oh, there's way worse than Oakland? Yeah, there's worse than the Royals. The Athletics? Whatever. Bottom 10 organizations. They're horrible. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] Gavin Cross? Oh, get out. Oh no, I'm thinking of the Tigers. Forget it. All you got is Bobby Witt Jr. The rest of the team blows. I mean, you got no pitching. They're still throwing out Zach Ranky all the time. He sucks.


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[Assistant] We're not wrong. Yes you are. No! Let me ask you this. If Deshaun Watson cannot bounce back to Texans levels, the game, the Browns have no chance to make plays.


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[Assistant] Then you would if he had played like absolute crap and they beat the worst quarterback in the NFL.


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[Assistant] You're more likely to get the double-digit wins to make the playoffs with a great Deshaun Watson than you are with a 13-6 win over Trevor Sagan.


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[Assistant] You're gonna panic. He's gonna be full panic if he plays like crap in week one.


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[Assistant] Very unlikely. Those are rare numbers for a quarterback or a running back.


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[Assistant] If it's total touchdowns, I would lean towards Nick Chubb. I think both are a stretch, obviously.


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[Assistant] That's bonkers. If we, if you had a rushing touchdowns, that would be, that's the extreme, but. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] All purpose yards. How many rushing yards do we think Elijah Moore is going to get? 50? 70?


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[Assistant] Jason, you couldn't even dug out a nine-foot rim, could you?


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[Assistant] A large human being. Uh, Dustin Fox is a white guy, and he dunks. Yea, but Dustin's a defensive back. You were a defensive lineman. They're, the white DBs are, uh, extinct. Yea, but those, to be a white DB, you gotta be a third asset. See? So, Dustin had some hops back then. He could dunk. He could still dunk. I assumed you could dunk in your prime, but I just, you know, you never know with it.


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[Assistant] I mean, Steve, you know, the odds of anybody going 16-0 or whatever it is in picks is very slim, but at least that's possible.


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[Assistant] For one touchdown. I don't think David, I don't think either of these is gonna happen, but if I had to pick, I would go in the joku at 11. I would take David. Dang. Are you right? Guaranteed to be right.


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[Assistant] Correct. How about the year before, how many at 11? Uh, no internet, so you have to wait. I mean, but David Bell, there's no way David Bell's getting three.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's, I give that at least like a .5% chance of happening.


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[Assistant] Like one out of every 200 seasons that would happen. I'm kinda with Jason. What do you mean with Jason? We'd be the same pick.


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[Assistant] He should be their big red zone target. Like he should be. Yes. I hope so. I got him in my dynasty league team. Let's go!


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[Assistant] That's easy, Mohurst. We remember, we're assuming health.


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[Assistant] And then his second year, he had three and a half in 16 games.


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[Assistant] I'm going with Hearst. I've been high on Hearst since they signed him.


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[Assistant] I would say 2% for Hearst and 1% for Gregg.


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[Assistant] He only played a total of 20 games in college. He's never played a full season college or pro. He's played 47 games between Northwestern and the Browns. 47 games in the last five years. It's an average of 90 years, not good. And he has one interception.


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[Assistant] And he's not gonna, there's no way they can double team him as much this year, cause he's got way better talent around him.


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[Assistant] The, the only, if it wasn't for the Elijah Moore and Dorian Thompson Robinson insanity, we would have to talk more about the J.O.K. insanity. Everybody seems to be just ignoring the fact that the best linebacker in the modern history of the Browns has said this guy can't play.


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[Assistant] I guess I gotta go with you there. I'll go with Grant Delfit, make it all pro.


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[Assistant] He'd have to be a playmaker. I like Grant to help it. I think he's going to be pretty good this year, but I'm going to flip. I'm going to flip to Jakim Grant.


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[Assistant] That's a really tough one. You put, you put the perfect thing, reach the AFC champion. Right, right. Is the perfect one. I mean, you guys.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go miss the playoffs. If I had to pick between these two, if you s-


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[Assistant] I think, I think they got a pretty good chance to make the playoffs, but.


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[Assistant] Man, making the AFC Championship game is so hard.


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[Assistant] There's so many more proven teams in the AFC. They can do it, but if I had to say which is more likely, I'd go to missing the playoffs by a little bit.


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[Assistant] And the chances they don't make the playoffs are 20? I'd say 33. Five? One out of three. Okay. I'm gonna say 25 don't make the playoffs, 15% they get to the AFC Championship.


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[Assistant] No. No. Only the top seed gets a buy and the AFC North winner is not likely to be that team.


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[Assistant] Alright, Mike. That's all I got. We got some final thoughts, anybody got a thing?


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[Assistant] Just went over 500 subscribers here. We just got it going on Friday. And so, uh, help me there.


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[Assistant] I mean, they shouldn't have put in Johnny Manziel, obviously, but. Alright, what do we got coming up in overtime, Mike?


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[Assistant] You know what, she's from Cleveland, which just means she's a pain in the you know what.


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[Assistant] I was a giant speed reporter and Victor Cruz showed these amazing signs in the preseason. But the Giants didn't necessarily really have a spot at wide receiver and he wasn't quite ready, although he showed unbelievable potential and talent and promise.


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[Assistant] Can you guys like mute me for a second please so I can just-


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[Assistant] Now, Anthony Schwartz is a little bit different because from the word go, they recognized that he was not a natural pass catcher. They were hoping they could develop him into one.


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[Assistant] All of them are going to look even better because of how fierce this front will be. And don't forget, that's the number one rule in defense, is that the rush and the coverage go together.


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[Assistant] Try to bulk up just a little bit, I don't know if he ever did, and then he felt like he sacrificed some speed or quicks or whatever.


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[Assistant] Or with Bruce Gretkowski, or even with Landry Jones, as opposed to with a young guy. I mean, Ben Malthusberger is ostensibly going into the Hall of Fame. He doesn't need to pick somebody's brain, but he wanted to have an older guy in the room.


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[Assistant] I'll give you a perfect example of that. So during the regular season,


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[Assistant] You can talk over the plays. It's the preseason. You interview guys on the field and we talk over plays. Don't worry. But whenever I had a story to tell or a report or an injury update, I made sure I talked in between snaps because I need those reps of having that timing down. And I will tell you, week one I screwed up.


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[Assistant] When everybody first had him and they didn't know him, they'd think he was charming. You know, he could.


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[Assistant] My dad and the client didn't want black people in our schools, offices, anything. They wanted to get it stopped at all costs.


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[Assistant] He kept his dynamite and hand grenades in the house while I saw him. You just hear little things about...


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[Assistant] We gotta take care of business kind of thing.