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[Assistant] I'm trying to change the monitors and read and hit the button to talk at the same time.


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[Assistant] Well wait, I wanna read a couple chats real quick.


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[Assistant] Uh, Joel Ward says, I was so close to the end of my first UCSS shout out. Well, Dol, there you go. Uh, Spencer Dyke says, Jason has the best team. Roberto Alpresense said, Bull got zero. K.R. Thunder said, who wants the Bengals to win? Vomit. Uh, Tom DePore says, everyone knows the Steelers run a 3-4 Bull.


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[Assistant] Uh, Cody Clark says we're gonna have to get Earl a new set of knees if he wants to be the people's champ.


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[Assistant] Okay, we have a few minutes before the next topic we're supposed to start, but I did see something I want to bring up here, because Earl, I don't think you've had a chance to speak on this, and I know, Jason, you're probably tired of speaking on it, but Bull, this is something that you are pretty passionate about, but...


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[Assistant] But I also don't think the Cardinals want anyone who's competent on their roster.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm just throwing out teams. I'm not saying it's realistic. I'm just a team that could- I mean, maybe the Giants. Yea, the Giants.


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[Assistant] That was good. No, no, it came across. It's worth talking about. And I do think Hopkins is a guy who would all be excited if he ends up. Absolutely. He would give them at least


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[Assistant] Another guy to Earl's point, a proven guy on the outside to work with the Sean Watts.


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[Assistant] And we got a couple of baseball topics we're going to tackle today before we talk a little Cavs and wrap up with some fun. But we are two minutes away from noon. As you guys know, we're just going to do it a little early. It is officially.


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[Assistant] The extended version by two minutes of the lunch hour of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. And as always, the lunch hour of UCSS is brought to us by Colleague Companies Championship. You can check out all your favorite senior tour golfers at the famous Firestone Country Club, July 12th through the 16th. It is fun, family-friendly events for everybody. Free concerts each night.


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[Assistant] Kids getting free. Check them out. All your information for tickets, information, dates, et cetera, at colleaguegolf.com.


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[Assistant] The lowest total last year was 110 by the Detroit Tigers.


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[Assistant] Someone said he's having arguably the greatest season in the history of baseball this year. Doesn't he do that every year? But this year, he's batting 297, has 26 home runs, which is, leads to major 62 RBI's in the pitching category.


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[Assistant] Yes, he also leads the league in strikeouts, is the Angels team leader, wins the 3.13 ERA, his whip is barely over one, and his pitching war, just his pitching war, is 2.4.


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[Assistant] Obviously, we'll go back to go forward real quick, but fan votes determine the starters in the All-Star Game. And it starts, did you spill on yourself, Wolf?


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[Assistant] Alright, so you can vote for anybody. Any position. They whittle it down to finalists. And no guardians made the finalists in the American League to be voted as an all-star starter. Which is not surprising.


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[Assistant] Third is, uh, Anthony Rizzo, then Nathaniel Lowe, then Ty France, then Jose Abreu, then Jared Walsh, then Ryan Mountcastle, Josh Naylor finished.


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[Assistant] He's having a decent year. Devers, Bregman, uh, Isaac Karadis of the Rays.


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[Assistant] Speaking of guys in the Guardians, Gavin Williams makes his second start in the majors today against Kansas City and their young pitching stud in Brady Singers, a little further ahead in the developmental stage than Gavin Williams is.


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[Assistant] Williams, you projected 12 strikeouts in his first start ball. I was way off. Did not come true, but he did rebound pretty nicely and overall I think was a solid first outing.


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[Assistant] What do you expect in start number two for the guardian stop process?


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[Assistant] I think I saw a stat on this, but I think it's like three.


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[Assistant] The Cavs, we just mentioned a lot of the guys under 25 in the Cavs. Their, their core, so you take the graphic, of 25 and younger players, their, their core, young core, is now led by Evan Mobley of Darius Garland, Jared Allen, uh, Isaac Okoro, and Amani Bates.


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[Assistant] No, it's just the five guys that are 25 or younger on the team. So I was like,


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[Assistant] No, well this was, I didn't, there was a post on ESPN. Jared Allen's not 25? He's 25. Oh.


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[Assistant] But no, there was a, there was a post on ESPN and it listed their four or five best cores under 25. And I was like, oh, let's make a cabs one, see where it ranks among. Cause they didn't have the cabs on there. They did not have the cabs on there, no. And if we're doing just core pieces, the bottom two on that list are not on there as of today. At all. Not even close.


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[Assistant] Based on the trajectory of the 240 second round picks I researched over the weekend, much more frequently they end up overseas in Europe in the G League than they do turning.


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[Assistant] He's gonna ball out in Vegas. He's gonna look phenomenal in summer league.


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[Assistant] To Earl's point, and I'm gonna put a big context, and this is...


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[Assistant] He leaves Memphis, he goes back home to Eastern Michigan. He gets in a little bit of legal issue with the gun charge.


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[Assistant] He plays Amani Bates basketball. He doesn't necessarily play team basketball at this stage of his career. Can he change? Absolutely. And is it worth the upside at 49 to take a guy who has 6'9 shooting ability, the ability to create his own shot and score at a level that most guys at any level in basketball can't do? Yeah, he's absolutely worth the shot. But I do think to what Earl's saying,


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[Assistant] And to what a lot of people that we've seen in the chat are saying is to think he's gonna come in and immediately from day one.


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[Assistant] Be able to mesh into a well-oiled offensive philosophy and system is asking a guy to do something he's never done in 19 years of playing basketball.


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[Assistant] Let's see some of the other cores who, uh, who have a little more...


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[Assistant] Who has SGA, who just made first team all NBA, Chet Holmgren, who ended up being the number one overall prospect in Imani Bates class. He was the number two pick last year. Uh, didn't play his rookie. He's a rookie.


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[Assistant] Jalen Williams was a lottery pick last year. First team All-Rookie and Kasen Wallace was the 10th pick this year. That is Oklahoma City's 25 and Young. Would you rather have Oklahoma City's 25 and under group?


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[Assistant] The Cavs weren't listed on the best 25 and under, uh, core. That's why I wanted to add them in. Cause I actually think they're top three of Mowgli, Garland, and Allen.


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[Assistant] The Spurs, this is a total projection because Victor Wombanyama has never played a single second of any organized basketball in the NBA. But you have him, Jeremy Sohan, who was a first round pick last year. Devin, I don't know if it's Vassell or Vassell, I get confused every time I hear it. Vassell, uh, he's a solid role player they have. Lottery, but Keldon Johnson scored 20 points a game last year.


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[Assistant] I think One Minyama has a chance to be otherworldly special.


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[Assistant] Yea, Keldon Johnson, I think, is a really good wing.


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[Assistant] Alright, two more. How about the Pistons? Cade Cunningham, Jaden Ivey, who was the fourth pick, fifth pick last year, fourth pick, no, fifth pick, uh, Jalen Dern, who was a first round pick, Asar Thompson, who was the fifth pick in last week's draft, and Isaiah Stewart. This is the worst one in the group.


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[Assistant] Maybe outside of Kevin Porter Jr.'s immediate family. Joining him on the list though, you have Amen Thompson, who was the fourth pick. Tara Yeason, who was a really good rookie last year. Jabari Smith Jr., who made the All-Rookie team. He was the third pick last season. And then Jalen Green, who was the second pick two years ago.


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[Assistant] I'm still taking the Cavs over these guys. Even 1 through 5, give me the Cavs. Their top 3 is significantly better.


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[Assistant] I was out on the panel, and I believe you were there. It was the day after I did my, hey, these could possibly have been Jared Allen.


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[Assistant] I put Kevin Porter Jr. on there over at Sangoon just for Earl and it worked. Got him hook, line, and zero. Number three. Alright. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] We got two more things we gotta get to in five minutes. First, we gotta remind everybody what's going on July 12th through the 16th, which is...


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[Assistant] The official Kali Company's championship golf event over at the famous Firestone Country Club.


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[Assistant] Get all your tickets at callinggolf.com. They have the information for everything you need to know about the wonderful event coming next month. And we also got to give out a few tickets to the USFL championship game. So Anthony, I know you're on a 30 seconds delay. Be ready to listen, but we are looking for the ninth person.


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[Assistant] In Canton, check out boogie, take on the.


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[Assistant] Kind of aggregated around right now is a possible Jared Allen for Jonas Valanchunas swap. Uh, I just saw it on Twitter, popping around real quick, it was reported by...


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[Assistant] Somebody, I missed, was it, uh, Windhorst, I believe? Oh really? He said that some people were talking about a potential swap. Yea, Windhorst won ESPN Cleveland and said that there was some conversations, or at least a call was made, how deep the conversations, who knows, but a valentunist to...


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[Assistant] The new CBA is going to cause chaos. So Collins got traded where? To Utah for nothing, essentially.


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[Assistant] I, I think it's one year shorter than Alan, so it'd be a little money, but he got, he got a big extension. I'll double check that. I don't think he makes the Cavs. And I think Alan's a better fit with the Cavs. He can't shoot and he's a defensive liability. And if anything, he's less mobile than Alan. So that's just less space to work with. I mean, if it's a one for one.


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[Assistant] This is so much to lay on a little girl who's already been through so much already.


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[Assistant] Now, you wanna tell me why you thought this was a good idea?


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[Assistant] So I had no desire. A guy came to me and said, do you want to officiate? And I said, no. And he goes, why? What do you mean? I said, I don't have any interest in officiating.


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[Assistant] It was, it was bare money. So I literally, honestly, I literally started for the money.


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[Assistant] And uhm, for that, for that 30 bucks, and that was actually 1971. Wow.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I think what you saw with Alex Magoo last week with Birmingham, I mean, he's, he's a special talent, which is really amazing because he started the year as a second stringer. I mean, he was not, he was not playing, only came in after the injury to the starter, but he's special. He's special.


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[Assistant] In this type of game, he's a quarterback that moves all around. And I think that's important in our league. Those that have had the best success like Cookus and those guys can really move and really run and create.


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[Assistant] You know, problems for the defense. So I really do think that Birmingham is a more talented team offensively, but.


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[Assistant] So I think they're gonna present more problems to Magoo and the Stallions than others have presented so far. And you know, I mean, they started out horribly and Ray Horton was calling me all the time, yelling at me. Uhm, but now they...


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[Assistant] They have got things turned around and he's now a pretty good friend of mine, but I, I.


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[Assistant] I really respect the job that Ray has done, and uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, I, I think it's gonna be a close game, and uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, but again I look at the offensive, uh,


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[Assistant] I am not, the thing that's even worse is I'm not really a fan of any game and any sport. I mean, if I go watch a baseball game,


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[Assistant] Even though I was never an umpire, I'm looking at the umpires. I'm looking at their mechanics. I'm judging their performance. Every sport that I go to, it's basketball. I mean, when it gets to be like the final four,


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[Assistant] I really have a difficult time and whether it's watching on TV or in person.


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[Assistant] You know, that's part of my, that's my fraternity. Those are my pals, even though I don't even know them. I know the difficulties and what they go through. And, um, so yeah, that's, that's, that's the way sports has gotten for me.


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[Assistant] You know, beyond that, there's any new rules, tests, videos, and all those different things. But, you know, uhm, I...


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[Assistant] You know, from the standpoint of the amount of money they make, you know, the veteran guy's gonna be making about...


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[Assistant] You know, to the tune of maybe 300,000, something like that, 325,000 at the top end and that, you know, the, the rookies certainly make a lot less. It's based on, um, it's based on longevity. But the thing is when we went through those strikes, I mean,


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[Assistant] It was pathetic. They weren't strikes. They were lockouts. Uhm, we basically, the league locked them out and uhm, and what we found out was they are good.


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[Assistant] And we had a hard time finding anybody that could even, you know, approach their level of officiating. I mean when I went through the one in 2001, I'm telling you, I was bringing in


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[Assistant] XSEC guys, I was finding them in bars. I mean, they were like, we're getting...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think what is it, fans expect perfection out of officials, and it's just not, it's not, it's not realistic. I mean, the game is so fast, and it's so difficult to officiate, and you're actually making some decisions in 1 26th of a second. I mean, that's how,


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[Assistant] Fast those things at the sideline or those catches at the sidelines. And, and you're right. We're like the offensive lineman, which I always related to the offensive lineman when I was a referee during commercial breaks.


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[Assistant] I wasn't the same as some of the referees, but I would go into the huddle and I would, not only would I just kind of yuck it up with them a little bit, but then, you know, it was offensively, you pass a little gas there and then everybody blames it on each other and not the referee. The referee would never do that.


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[Assistant] We just want to get out of there with nobody talking about us. That's the key, as you said earlier. We don't get the recognition. We don't want the recognition. We don't. We just don't want to be talked about.


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[Assistant] A couple times during the game, you know, most of the time because


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[Assistant] There's seven different people on the field and they all have different angles. So you may think that you see a block in the back, but then the guy who had a different angle comes to you and said, is that what you called? Did you call 32 for the block in the back? And you say, yes. He said, it was not in the back. It was from the side. I had the perfect look and you pick it up.


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[Assistant] Like I'm on the field again, but uhm, you know, you, I would say like,


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[Assistant] Well, uhm, will it? No, I don't think so. I mean, you know, I wish it would because I think it's healthy. I mean, not only do you see it when you're watching television, but it's also flashed up on the scoreboard when you're in the stadium. I mean, I'm the only referee that ever got in a call that I made in Birmingham that went against the Stallions.


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[Assistant] I think I'm the only referee that got booed from 2,000 miles away because I was sitting in Los Angeles and I made the decision. I don't think they'll do it. I mean they...


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[Assistant] We prefer not to talk about officiating words. We prefer transparency.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's going to happen. I do think they'll look at some things like they're so concerned about the kicking game. As you know, you know, the, the change this year about signaling for a fair catch on a kickoff, you can get the ball to 25. They're also concerned


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[Assistant] About punt returns and uhm, and the number of injuries on punt returns.


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[Assistant] We went with the recommendation, they actually asked me, the competition committee said, how about moving the gunners in on punts, moving them inside the numbers and not letting him get double teamed at the line of scrimmage. And uhm, so we tried that and this year,


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[Assistant] We had zero concussions and, you know, it may be the fact that the Gunners aren't getting double teamed. It may be that they're not flying down the field as quickly. Uhm, so I think that's something that they will.


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[Assistant] Probably look at, I don't think they'll like our kickoffs because we encourage kickoffs. We had 90% of our kickoffs or return.


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[Assistant] When they're projecting the NFL this year, 31% of them will be returned. We like the returns. We haven't had an uptick in the number of normal number of injuries on kickoffs, even with 90% return. So we're happy about that, but I don't think that they will.


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[Assistant] Ever go the opposite direction from where they're going now, which is to have less, I should say fewer, fewer and fewer kickoff returns.


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[Assistant] What happened was right around 1989, we started hitting labs that were just huge and it changed it forever because it became a industrial project and it was a factory.


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[Assistant] We're just going to be going in basically to take a look at this place. We want to see what kind of smells we get. We're going to use the IR spotlight so Bruce will get in closer and we'll take a look around.


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[Assistant] A super lab will turn around and manufacture anywhere from 10 to 100 pounds in a cook cycle.


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[Assistant] A hundred pound cook, you're up into like four million dollars. It's gonna be made off of that cook that you're doing.


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[Assistant] We go to these lab sites and there's garbage bags and garbage bags of empty bottles. And they all have been razor cut at the bottom and they've dumped all the pills out.


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[Assistant] Now we start finding these 60 milligram, thousand count, white bottles with no markings on them.


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[Assistant] And yeaah always had markings on them, yeaah always had lot numbers, yeaah always had some type of identifier. But now we had nothing. Except on the bottom, there was some writing in French. We're finding them everywhere.


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[Assistant] Then we started seeing smurfing. Remember how the smurfs were little gatherers? We started getting calls from different retail stores that people were buying two or three packs. That's the most you can buy.


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[Assistant] They went to one store, they bought three. They went to another store, bought three. Seen blister packs everywhere because they're sitting in the car, they're punching the pills out of the blister packs, they're putting them in the freezer bags, and they're turning them over to chemical brokers.


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[Assistant] The Oscar nominations were announced today. And diversity was clearly on people's minds. Regina King was nominated for best supporting actress. Well deserved. And...


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[Assistant] But this year, this year is different. I mean, it's gotten so black that two of the best picture nominees had the word black in them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like Academy voters were like, okay, we don't want another Oscar so white. Uh, Black Panther. Uh, Black Klansman. You know, screw it. Let's nominate Black Mirror too. Put Black Mirror in there. It's a TV show. I don't care. We're playing it safe. So here to talk about the rest of the nominations is someone who was in one of the year's biggest movies, Crazy Rich Asians, our very own Ron Chang, everybody.


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[Assistant] It's always an exciting day when the Oscar nominations come out. It's a wide open field. Who do you think is gonna take home best picture?


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[Assistant] You... you really seem angry about this, man. Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, Trevor.


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[Assistant] Hard to find a good lover in this town. Wait a sec. You just lay right down and wait your turn.


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[Assistant] Let's just say, I came up with a different plan.


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[Assistant] No, no, I feel like, I feel weird about it because first of all, like, okay, awesome, I'm so happy you guys think that way, but weird because legend to me is like past tense or people that are older like, yo man, you're a legend and that guy's just like,


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[Assistant] Uh, it's like super Republican, kinda crazy. Uhm, I don't know what regular is though.


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[Assistant] It might be good because it's just a bullshit deflector in my opinion.


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[Assistant] No, actually I have seen one guy suck his own dick, but I just don't feel like it's healthy. I don't think ingesting yourself is healthy.


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[Assistant] Okay guys, I'm not gonna fuck with you, it is piss, but at the same time you are coming,


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[Assistant] So, I just don't like drinking my own pee, but I love everyone else's pee.


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[Assistant] No, not at all. So I grew up in foster care and, uhm,


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[Assistant] I was super obsessed with school and my friends and I actually went to a Christian school for most of my life.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I would hang out, like on weekends they'd pass me off to Amish people, and I would do my weekends at Amish farms and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] And even now, I'll say I'm a non-believer, but deep down in my heart, there's a part of me that's like, mmm, well maybe you're gonna go to hell for saying that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like if you were to talk shit on Christianity, I'd be mad at you, but I feel like sometimes it's okay for me too.


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[Assistant] Just because I believed it so hard. And you know what it is? It's not even that I believed it so hard. The moments I felt the most love in my life growing up.


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[Assistant] Was the moment that I was surrounded by people who believed in Christ and I had moments where I completely lost myself because I loved Him in the face so much.


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[Assistant] Well, the characteristics of that by itself, I felt were like loving and happiness. It's just everybody that controls it is more like mind control.


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[Assistant] No, I, I, actually I totally agree with what you're saying because I've had those moments with my best friends where you realize, we're best friends and we love each other, you know?


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[Assistant] Well like, as a woman, if you have like five to ten men in front of you and you're like yelling at them and they're fucking you as hard as they can and you're still yelling at them, like, what do you have now, motherfucker?


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[Assistant] No, I think that's the opposite. For me, like, women run porn and we're the best at our jobs and you make less than me so I will never date a man in porn because you are beneath me.


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[Assistant] But, at the same time, you're still gonna wash your dildo and make sure it doesn't get any scratches or bruises.


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[Assistant] Uh, actually about three months after my 18th birthday, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Because I was so crazy, uhm, in Pennsylvania you can't get an abortion unless you're 18.


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[Assistant] And I grew up in foster care and my mother was crazy, fucked everything. So I was like, I don't want to have any kids and I don't want to have to have anybody tell me that I have to have this child. So I, on top of religion, never wanted to have sex because I wanted to be the only person to say yes you can or no you can't.


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[Assistant] 100%. She used to, I just like remember when I was younger, I was like, she would take me into changing, changing rooms at like JCPenney or stupid shit like that. And she would just get so naked and I would cover my eyes and she would be like, why are you covering your eyes? It's just a woman's body. Like I even used to sit and strip clubs with the house moms while she would dance.


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[Assistant] And I think being around all of that sex actually worked against me. Instead of making it more knowledgeable, it made me fearful to the point where I was like, I don't want to be like this and I don't want to do these type of things.


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[Assistant] Oh, I used to get like upset at my friends because I'd wear polo, like the Abercrombie polo shirts that had the double buttons. I'd button it all the way up to here and I'd get mad at my girlfriend who would unbutton two buttons.


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[Assistant] Because I would just be like, no one deserves to see your chest. Like that's the Lord's spot. Like it's insane.


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[Assistant] You know, when I was 18, I just had a girlfriend who had a very attractive older brother and I was just tired of getting made fun of. I had...


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[Assistant] So I was, I was popular in a sense, but I also had a lot of people who'd make fun of me for things I would do in my life. Like what?


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[Assistant] I mean, I was popular because I was pretty, but I was made fun of because I didn't want to go to parties. I was more concerned with school.


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[Assistant] Or I actually used to get made fun of because I would go to like trying on a date and then one time like I was 16 this guy tried to like make out with me and I called my, my mom to pick me up and I was like.


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[Assistant] This, this year, 27 is the first year I forgot that I was 27. And that's when someone was like, welcome to adulthood.


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[Assistant] No, actually, so the funniest thing about it is, it wasn't a, I want that, I just told her like, oh I'm into your boyfriend. We're on vacation in Florida together. Boyfriend or brother? I'm into your brother, sorry.


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[Assistant] And we were on vacation together and she actually took pictures of me, which I have to this day in like the most awkward doggy position I've ever been in and like naked laying on the bed picture. And she sent it to her brother and was like, yo, just like, you know, like she's really into you.


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[Assistant] So he ended up texting me right after that of course.


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[Assistant] So he texted me and we just started talking and somehow we got on the topic of sex and I was like, yeah, yeah, like I'm a freak, I've done all these crazy things, like,


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[Assistant] I really love to get tied up and so on. And he was like, oh, I've never done anal in a girl. And I'm like, oh want.


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[Assistant] I'm your perfect girl because I've done anal multiple times.


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[Assistant] When everybody thinks you're this person and they know you're that person, you're just so tired of being that way. You just want someone to see you in a different light. So for me, to have someone not only that I found attractive, but someone older than me,


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[Assistant] See me as the person I wished I was versus who I am was beautiful and it was like a drug. Like talking to him and texting to him was a drug for me. Like I would get off on being like, yeah, like I really want to fuck you and blah, blah, blah. Like I had a guy fuck my ass last night.


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[Assistant] A hundred percent, a hundred percent. And then, uhm.


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[Assistant] So then he texted me and was like, well my parents are out of town, do you want to come over now? And completely stressed out and, and


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[Assistant] I was like, yeah, totally. So I came over to his house and the few things I remember is like flashes to me. I remember laying on his bed on my belly. I remember seeing him shut the door. And then this is really funny. I remember.


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[Assistant] Seeing him like stick his hand into like the gin- like the big ass fucking vaseline jar.


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[Assistant] So he took it and I just remember like it was the second time I've ever seen a dick. He puts it on his dick and then he tells me to keep my head forward and he tied me up with hemp rope like the kind you wrap around your lighter when you're smoking weed.


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[Assistant] This is my first sexual experience. He tied my hands and then he put it in my ass before anything else.


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[Assistant] And the weirdest thing happened, I mean maybe it's not that weird, but I just had an orgasm.


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[Assistant] Just so much and I just remember being like, Oh my God, like what's happening? And that's why I say like in a weird way, watching him stick his hand into a bottle of Vaseline was so hot because I was like, Oh, what's he doing? What's that for? Where's that going? Oh my God.


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[Assistant] No, I'd never actually use my fingers, I'd like humped a pillow.


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[Assistant] No, it didn't hurt. That was like the crazy thing. Like literally, he put his tip of his dick in my asshole and right after I felt the head go in, I had my very first orgasm and was just like, alright, I'm ready.


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[Assistant] And then he fucked my ass, fucked my pussy, and then afterwards we took a shower together and I just like broke down in tears and was like, I'm a virgin. I used to be a virgin.


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[Assistant] So, so I have a fetish now of men like washing my hair and bathing me.


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[Assistant] Because of him. Because when I told him I was a virgin, it was like a normal shower. And then I told him I was a virgin and he just like took my virginity. He like flipped the script and like was so nice to me and he started washing my hair and like cleaning my body off and like being so nice.


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[Assistant] Uh, that was my first sexual experience after him, but it's crazy because I really didn't remember it until like four or five years ago.


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[Assistant] Uhm, well, I think first of all because he was my first interracial, so he's a black guy.


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[Assistant] I'm from Philadelphia, and all girls in porn will say they fucked a black guy, or all girls not in porn will say they fucked a black guy first. They just don't say that to you. Okay, because I know girls that'll be like, oh my god, I fucked my first black guy.


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[Assistant] It's so smooth. It's so weird. Like that saying didn't come about for like nothing. You know, it's so true. Once you go black, you don't go back. I mean, I definitely go back and forth, but it's just like smooth. It's so weird how smooth it is. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I have a boyfriend who's like, if you're the best slut, then we'll stay together forever. And sometimes I go out and I literally beg guys to let me suck their dick because I'm like, if I don't suck your dick, I'm not gonna be a good girlfriend. So I can kinda understand that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's just like, he's just trying to make me the best slut he can make me.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, I definitely think so, but it's weird because, so I fucked his friend only because he went back and like banged his ex-girlfriend.


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[Assistant] While I was there and I just got like so pissed, I was like, well fuck it, I'm gonna get my rocks off.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I think anger can be inspiring and can cause you to be the best you can be. So when we broke up out of anger, I was just like, fuck it, I'm gonna go.


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[Assistant] Be a stripper and I'm gonna have fun and I realized that all the goals that I had set previously to that were his goals and none of my own. Because when you're...


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[Assistant] His goals were becoming a biochemist and, you know, finding a job and just being the all-American typical guy.


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[Assistant] No one telling you what to do and to equal equal.


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[Assistant] Relationship status. So I think that I just never realized who I wanted to be. I mean, I grew up in foster care. I had a very crazy life and it didn't stop being crazy until the moment I decided to drive away from him and decided that


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[Assistant] I would have never done any of that. Like people are like, it's so great, you went to college and everything like that. I'm like, yeah, that's great, but it was not my decision. I would, I would never do that again.


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[Assistant] I didn't really have any other option. I didn't think of any other options. I was just so enamored with him that I just followed everything he did and believed that he was the end all be all.


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[Assistant] I never argued with him until I started working at a place called PJ Holohan.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so I started working there at 18 years old, and I was making great money, like,


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[Assistant] For East Coast I made $500 to $1000 a shift. Then I got upgraded to bartender and I started making $1000 to $1200 a shift.


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[Assistant] And he would just get mad at me for having to wear leggings to work and just turn into saying like, you call me a slut and all these things, but in a nasty way.


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[Assistant] To where we would just have arguments on it and stuff like that until finally I was like, wow, I can't be putting up with this type of conversation any longer. Uhm, and ultimately left him.


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[Assistant] So he actually cheated on me once because I didn't have enough sex with him.


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[Assistant] I was so concerned with studying. He cheated on me and I forgave him for cheating on me and I still to this day will agree that it's mainly my fault because when he would ask me to fuck him I would say no I need to study and completely ignore him because


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[Assistant] I think I just still was so worried about becoming somebody and obviously growing up in foster care your end goal is to never be in that situation and never rely on anybody.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so when he showed me, like, school is the way, I believed that wholeheartedly, like,


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[Assistant] There's a pattern to my life. I was taught religion, completely fell for religion and believed in. I was taught school, completely fell for school and believed in. Now I'm here in, in sex work and I've fallen for it and a hundred percent believe it and talk about it, so.


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[Assistant] I'm just very, um, very competitive. So even if we're not in competition, I'll find one person within the realm and be like, okay, I'm going to beat you out no matter what.


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[Assistant] So that was my goal. I was like one of the only women in a lot of my classes and I just wanted to be the best and I was like fuck everything else. Uhm, and he made me believe I wanted to be a chemist so bad. So I took it and ran and then, uhm.


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[Assistant] I loved it so much, I would do it right now. Stripping is a drug.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I actually have cancelled a lot of future dancing, uh, buckings recently. Because honestly, like,


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[Assistant] I love to drink, I love to party, so I can't do it because it's just not healthy for me.


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[Assistant] Uh, if you would have asked me a month ago, I'd say balancing it out. If you ask me today, then I'm trying to not do it at all.


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[Assistant] Just because I feel like evolution of a person is being healthier and prolonging your life. So right now I want to be...


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[Assistant] Not only do I still want to be top dog and porn, but I just want to feel great and I want to learn how to be happy without substances.


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[Assistant] And, and explore myself sober, which is something I never even wanted to do.


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[Assistant] Fuck, I got into porn because I was such a crazy stripper. Like, I would go in seven nights a week, love it, do so much cocaine and I was stripping. I, I drove from, uhm, Pennsylvania after stripping there, dropped out of college, traveled around the US for one year.


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[Assistant] Uhm, just having an amazing fucking time, crazy stories, and drove down to South Beach and started stripping at Scarlet's Cabaret. And then I was just in there every fucking day.


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[Assistant] And it was a blast. Like some of the best times in my life are moments there, like movie shit like happened, like I don't know, piles of cocaine or get leaving a strip club and going on a helicopter. Like it was insane. Like things that people tell you and you're like, well, yeah, I've done that.


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[Assistant] And it was just so fun, like even now, if you were to put me back in Florida and South Beach, it's very possible I would lose myself in that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause I just feel like, I don't know, every decision I make in life is based on will I regret this.


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[Assistant] And does anybody ever regret having fun?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I mean maybe, but I don't know, I've never regretted it.


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[Assistant] I mean for sure, it just depends on the path you go on when you're a stripper, you know? I think like...


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[Assistant] No, and here's the thing, so when I was a dancer in South Beach, my like go-to game was being like, oh my god guys, you're from...


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[Assistant] Like, East Coast or in the middle of nowhere, I'm like, I want to try Molly for the first time. They're like, yeah. So I give them Molly and then they'd just be so happy. I wouldn't have to get naked or even steal anything. They'd just be like, wow, everything's so beautiful. You look so nice tonight. Here's all this money.


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[Assistant] In reality, you're just like, alright, uhm, Pumaswade, you're just gonna have to do this on the demo.


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[Assistant] And then give me $100 for every 200 you earn.


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[Assistant] 100%. I worked at a club in Florida that was, uh, supposed to be a no bullshit club where everyone was like, you cannot fuck any of the girls. And when I started making them actual income,


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[Assistant] No, they were like, oh, this guy bought your night out. You have to get in a car with him and go home.


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[Assistant] So that, that, that actually happens. Like they will, and you know, you're having fun, you're partying, so you don't realize the gravity of it, obviously, until you look back on it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, they will sell you out or be like, oh well you wanna go home with him cause you're gonna make this amount of money.


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[Assistant] I mean, like, it depends on what you, you call for is terrible. I mean, I've definitely gotten my fights in the day and walked away from men, but.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean, what's the worst thing that ever happened to me is me getting fucked for hours while some guys like partying and I was just like, well I'm over this but still doing it.


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[Assistant] But that's not because they sold me to this guy, it's because I was too weak to say no.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I never thought that stripping was never enough for me.


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[Assistant] Uh, I will say I had a Christmas in 2013 where I was with another stripper friend of mine and we were out of cocaine and we were like looking


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[Assistant] Is this the person I want to be in 10 years? And my mother is a...


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[Assistant] Uhm, so I was thinking then like I should change my life and I went to work two days after Christmas and my friend came up to me and was like, oh, I know there's a producer here who shoots movies. You should go up to him.


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[Assistant] And I walked up to him and was like, well, I have sex with guys all the time, like, I love this party lifestyle, blah, blah, blah. Uhm, and he was like, cool, you show up to Bang Bros. And...


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[Assistant] And do a scene. And you know what I loved best was that it was a 9 to 5.


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[Assistant] So I was realistically getting out of stripping because the party was so fun that I couldn't say no. And also the idea of just having a nine to five and being awake in the daytime was so alluring.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I would sleep, so I'd get home, I would leave the strip club at 9am, because they'd have that shift until 9am, uh, so I'd get home around 11 or 12.


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[Assistant] Hang out with my girlfriend because I lived with her in South Beach for a while. And then I would go to bed and get up around 6 or 7 o'clock at night and be at work at 10 o'clock again.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so when somebody told me that you could go be awake in the daytime and sleep your nights,


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[Assistant] That was amazing to me because I actually had, uh, often would get depressed, obviously, not only because I was coming off of partying, but-


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[Assistant] Oh my god, I had no idea that that was like, now that they actually have a name for it, it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] Yes, seasonal depression. I have that 100%. So if it, if it rains a lot or anything like that, I mean who doesn't?


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[Assistant] Exactly, cause it's just like everything's gloomy and the pressure pushing on your brain just adds to like the negative chemicals and all that other bullshit. So I was like, okay, I can get up in the morning and go, this is great. And then I did my first scene and they booked me for I think five more.


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[Assistant] And they were all like 8am, 9am, and that just changed my whole life.


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[Assistant] No, I could still make more money as a stripper than I would in porn, to be honest.


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[Assistant] Uh, I didn't even think about the attention to be honest. I think it was just the idea of exploring something new while being able to do it in a normal setting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, amazing. And then right after her was Bonnie Rotten.


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[Assistant] So crazy and I love what I do so much is because my competitor, my main competitor was Bonnie Run.


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[Assistant] And before he would take her on, she had to say she was sorry to me because she actually...


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[Assistant] Called me like a whore and all these like bad names in public.


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[Assistant] Because I did triple anal before her, and she to this day will claim she's done triple anal, but find me the photo where she's done it. She's only done triple penetration.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So if you ever get on that, just be like, Oh, have you done triplenol? Because where's the photo? No one's ever called her out for that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can actually. Really? I have a GP tomorrow and we're going to dinner after this.


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[Assistant] I mean, I mean the guy fucked it out of me.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, I like couldn't stop going to the bathroom and the guy was like, well let me just try and fuck it out of you and then we'll try and do the scene. So he took me and put me over to the toilet, fucked my ass so hard that all fell out.


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[Assistant] It does work though, because you only have so much in like that bottom chamber, so if you can just get it all out, you're clean.


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[Assistant] I'm like, you could use my asshole or you can make my pussy sore for tomorrow. You should use my asshole.


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[Assistant] No, that's why I was like so adamant on doing anal. When I first got into porn, I did two weeks of vaginal sex.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then I signed with my agents, did one more week.


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[Assistant] And I actually went in there and we got into such an argument, I threw a box, like he was like moving his office.


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[Assistant] And you try to close the door and be like, you are not allowed to do anal yet, like, we have no tattoos, natural boobs, like we think you're gonna be a good deal. And I like picked up a box as he was shutting the door and threw it at him and was like, fuck you, don't lock me in here, like I'm a little girl, I'm gonna get fucked in my ass.


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[Assistant] Someone's gonna book it, or you can book it and you can choose.


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[Assistant] And, I kid you not, three days later he called me up and was like,


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[Assistant] So we have a gangbang for you for new sensations if you would like to do it.


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[Assistant] And then after that I just was so adamant about doing, you know, because I think my vagina has a tilt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so like, you can like, you feel that there's a tilt to it, but not only that, in porn, like, everyone has to open up, like, a weird way.


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[Assistant] So the tilt turns into like a 90 degree angle. So I always get sore from vaginal sex. Even in my personal life, I have vaginal sex. I get sore. It sucks.


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[Assistant] I know, I think, I don't know, I never, like, thought it was gonna be scary, so.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think like everyone always asks me like, how did you do triple A notes? So amazing. And this is when I'm like, guys, let's throw it to the men. The men made it happen. They did it to me. They deserve a handshake.


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[Assistant] So it's like a bottom and then here and then here. So he's actually got like the whole rim.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, but that's why I say like often people like, wow, that's so cool. Like congratulations. I'm like, no, that's like, I actually, at the end, the BTS is like me standing up and crying and saluting the men.


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[Assistant] Because you have to really be enamored with a woman and lose yourself in a scene to not think about what you're doing and to just make her feel pleasure.


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[Assistant] They were. No, they were. Some of those guys aren't even in porn anymore, and that's why I think you don't see triple anal happening.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be the cool porn star I am if the men weren't fucking me.


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[Assistant] You know, that's actually what I say. I have men on a regular basis that'll be like, Adriana, you won't ever be able to walk after you get me. And I'm just like, wow, you are an asshole because you have seen me fuck 25 men and walk my happy ass home.


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[Assistant] And you're telling me that I'm not gonna be able to walk after you? What do you mean? I've walked after 25 guys, like your dick ain't shit. That's literally what I say.


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[Assistant] Four hours. Four hours and twelve minutes of usable footage, so maybe five hours.


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[Assistant] I prefer anal, so it's always anal, because for a woman you can delegate what's happening.


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[Assistant] No, I think I lose myself. That's why I porn so great. I say, people think I'm weird for saying this, but.


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[Assistant] When you're five years old and you're on a playground, are you thinking about playing on a fucking playground or are you just having a blast?


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[Assistant] You're having a fucking blast while you're on those swings in that merry-go-round. So I actually say like,


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[Assistant] The time and everything around you and you just only have your feelings and what's happening at that moment and that's what's addictive and that's what's the best part.


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[Assistant] Well, I, I don't ever want to pity anyone, but I definitely feel sorry for them because I'm sorry that their brain, uh, puts so many boundaries on them that they will never be able to lose themselves in a moment or even better lose themselves in a person. Uhm, and, and I,


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[Assistant] Hope they can experience that and I also feel really sad for them because not only are they limiting themselves,


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[Assistant] But I'm sure that they don't want to limit themselves to that person that they are and they would love to try these things because the people that say these comments and try and put me in my place or make me feel bad are the people that are jerking off to my porn the most. And they are the people that have to hide how they feel.


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[Assistant] And I can't imagine the pain that they go through every day having to crave something and put it out of their head. So I...


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[Assistant] It's so funny cause a lot of, every interview is like, what's next? Cause you've done everything.


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[Assistant] I'm like, wow, you know nothing. Yeaah, there's still so much more. When I came into porn, about a year and a half in, everyone was like, you're going too fast and you're going too hard and you're not going to have a porn career. There was this idea that if you did things right off the bat, you wouldn't be stainable.


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[Assistant] And I'm six and a half years in the industry still working the same amount. So uhm,


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[Assistant] I can't tell anyone my fantasies, they just have to watch them, but...


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[Assistant] I definitely have a huge project coming this year.


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[Assistant] That in July that I don't think anyone will be able to recreate and it's definitely the one of the most ambitious porn things anyone's ever tried to do.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm, I'm never gonna be done, and...


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[Assistant] I just want to make people happy and be happy myself, so.


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[Assistant] Oh, so good. I actually like the sign that says like, don't throw, uh, paper towels in the trash cause that's some dumb shit.


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[Assistant] Are you guys like a nice store where you're like, yea, so you can pee or like, no, you didn't buy anything, get out of here.


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[Assistant] It's so funny because, so I looked at the impressions in that on Twitter alone. It was like 5,000 or 5 million views. Wow. But the funniest thing about that is I received, uh, five death rads.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which I, maybe next episode I'll read them too because they're hysterical.


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[Assistant] The craziest things that have happened to me in life are the things that I just act on impulse. And these are not dramatic crazy things. Four days before I was squirting out of a car in downtown LA, like hanging out, squirting.


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[Assistant] Well, there was uhm, a black man driving and I was in chains in the back seat.


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[Assistant] No, no, because it's funny because so I, I went to do a scene for Blacked Raw and the director was like, well, we need to do something crazy because you're crazy. So I have this car. If you don't mind getting in the back seat, we're going to pretend like this guy captured you and you're a man eater. Very true to your form.


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[Assistant] And I just, the reason why I say black man is because I squirted out the window of this car driving downtown LA and there's all these people like high-fiving and some people honking and making it a big deal. And as I pull my legs back into this car, I'm like, you know what's the craziest part of this? Is that no one thought that you are a black man.


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[Assistant] Driving a white woman who has chains around her neck in a old police car in a Trump state of America.


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[Assistant] Because it's just the reality of it is the craziness and, and, you know, you gotta laugh at that.


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[Assistant] But that's why squirting on the escalator wasn't a big deal because four days before that, I literally was doing it out of a car and


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[Assistant] I did do something for Bang Bros that made it on the news in Florida and then Florida has never done it again in Bang Bros. Was there a public bang? But I was like one of the fifth or sixth girls to do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they just like literally go like, hey Adriana, I'm the director, do you wanna fucking this spot, this spot, or this spot? And I'm like, I don't know, I'll fucking all the spots, alright, let's do it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then we fucked in between like railroad tracks close to a church and then like there we fucked in front of a store where there was like


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[Assistant] The craziest part, like a bum who pulled out his dick and started jerking off in the background where we're having sex, and like the store owner saw the clip cause it was huge and got so pissed that Ben Gross was like,


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[Assistant] I would have, but he wasn't passed in. My other performer was mad. But his dick was bigger than the performer's dick and that was the funniest part because he, the performer, was like, oh shit, your dick's even bigger.


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[Assistant] Maybe. I don't know. I did give him five bucks for jerking off in the background.


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[Assistant] No, never, never, never, never. My dogs are so little and they have no balls.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so he was like, uh, he was never a stepfather, but he was a man who raised me from five until eight. And then again, my real mom, who I


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[Assistant] Got taken out of foster care to live with her and this man for about a year. Uhm, 14 to 15. Uhm, raised me and he was like so kind, so nice to me. Like honestly, I don't think it was ever perverse on his part.


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[Assistant] I mean, I had connection throughout my whole life, but then when I was 21 and I had been in porn, we started talking again and he was like, wow, I see what you're doing. Like, I'm not going to comment on it, but I think it's great of you to try and do something you want to do and that's really cool.


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[Assistant] And I was actually living in South Beach and he lived in West Palm Beach and he asked me if I wanted to go to dinner and slowly through the course of dinner, uhm, we were like, okay, well, I'm here staying at the W and I come home and hang out at the W with me.


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[Assistant] Uh, for sure, I think as a young girl, no matter who it is in your life, whether they admit it or not, you always look up to them. So attraction, yes, but you look up to them. So it wasn't necessarily like, oh I thought he was hot, I wanna fuck him. It was more like, wow, look at this strong man who's so kind and so nice to me.


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[Assistant] So with women, I think it's a very blurred line because we all just want


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[Assistant] You know, he showed me that and was really really kind to me and then after dinner we went back to my hotel room and hung out and he was just like joking around like, let me put your hair up like I did when you were younger.


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[Assistant] And he started brushing my hair and put it in a ponytail. And one thing led to another and we did have sex.


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[Assistant] But the craziest thing about this story is everyone thinks like, oh, did you release this? Did you tell somebody? Is that you can go actually find the news article of not me releasing it, someone sending a picture that he took of us.


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[Assistant] Throughout the night to a news, uhm, cast because he was running for mayor in the town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's the craziest thing because why are all politics still so dirty? Because they do so much other shit that is way dirtier than the stuff we've seen.


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[Assistant] I was actually just like talking to my dude about this because I had gone on the Pornhub podcast previously.


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[Assistant] Maybe for, for me it sucks because I'm just a very forthcoming person and I, I think I've gotten far in life is because I'm honest and truthful. Uhm, but maybe it's working against me now. So I went on the Point Up podcast and talked about that, that situation, but I'd reconnected with my half-sister who's his daughter.


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[Assistant] But she's just really beautiful and really kind and nice, but I was just saying, like, she disappeared for a little while, uhm, and I was like, maybe it's because I did that pongas and I'm talking about the situation again, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Because I also talked about that on the Stern Show.


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[Assistant] Hell no. That was the most nerve-racking moment of my life. It was insane. I don't...


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[Assistant] I don't know why I was so, it's because Howard is so intimidating. He's a very good interviewer. And not only that is, I was like the first girl on his show in years that was a porn star that he was talking to besides doing like comical stuff.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then there was a few moments where I had to defend myself against his belittling and his prenotion.


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[Assistant] A little bit, I mean like everyone wants to think because you're important you have daddy issues or, or you're damaged, but the thing is...


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[Assistant] No, because if you have never had something, if you've never had it, then why would you miss it? The people with daddy issues are the people that don't get along with them and can't talk to them or something crazy's happened.


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[Assistant] Is that because you, you, you were trained to think that? Because I wasn't trained to think that. And I wasn't told I needed that.


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[Assistant] No, because I had God when I was told. Before, before there was family, I had God. And then after family, all I knew was me.


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[Assistant] So you think that I needed that or something, but I've never once thought that.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, do I think I'm like my mother? Yes. Do I fear I'll turn out like my mom? 100%.


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[Assistant] But I don't think that anything in my life has drove me to


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[Assistant] In the United States where we can come in and be better than you and be our own CEOs. So I came into this industry wanting to have fun safely and I've ended this industry as being my own boss and fuck you because I don't want to be called a bitch for telling men to do something.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know, I feel, I feel, I feel the opposite and it makes me sad that people think that.


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[Assistant] I love it there. Last time I was there, it was the escalator story, but I actually was like, I had a butt plug in my butt, and I was on the motorcycle bike.


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[Assistant] I know the manager there and he was like, listen, like, you can come in again, you just can't have your phone out or like film or anything else ever again.


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[Assistant] No, because like how are the cops going to provide and rent that location or anything else is wrong besides uhm, there's no one in the background.


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[Assistant] Not thinking of anything else but feeling pleasure in that moment.


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[Assistant] There, that decision to have fun and to feel good was so pure and that's the funniest thing about everyone getting so pissed off is because there's no other thought besides just basic human instinct of feeling good.


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[Assistant] So that's why it's so crazy. Everyone's so mad because you're just like, wow, like you guys, if you want to give my, my,


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[Assistant] 10 seconds of controversy to the world, then that's stupid because there are so many better things that you can be wasting your time on besides hating me, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh my god, you should. And then tell him that I'm gonna show up because I just want him to fist my butthole.


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[Assistant] It could be really hot though, especially if you look like somebody, then it's even hotter.


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[Assistant] Maybe I'll come with like, I'll be ready to rap or something.


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[Assistant] You're gonna have to have surgery right at the end of the season. No, no, no, no, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] This guy, the hope to me is in a couple of years he could be a factor.


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[Assistant] I think so. I mean, it wasn't like his game was that great in college. He didn't drop to 49 just because of the gun charge.


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[Assistant] Especially part of the reason, part of the reason is it's a later pick, but also part of it is most of the guys drafted in the first 10, 15 picks in the second round drafted to bad teams. Sure. So they're also more likely to get an opportunity.


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[Assistant] All those guys are solid. Those guys zero average 10 points per game for their careers period or just like careers for a single season. So none of these guys in all these years, any of them, what was the most, any of them average in their rookie year points per game?


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[Assistant] There's no, the odds that this guy, so for eight years, not a single guy has averaged 10 points per game as a rookie drafted in the second round.


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[Assistant] They were wrong coming out of high school. They got it wrong about him.


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[Assistant] I hear you, but obviously he showed you nothing in college. Nobody drops the 49 just based on a gun charge. Nobody drops that low based on a gun charge only.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. And they didn't care because he's a great player.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, averaging 10 points a game as a rookie has to be like 10,000 to 1. Maybe even greater than that.


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[Assistant] Clearly he's very immature, has a lot of growing up to do. If he can do that, he'll get it. JB's not gonna play him.


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[Assistant] They're a team that is, you know, we may not care, at least I may not care about the regular season next year. If they don't make any significant changes, the regular season means nothing to me. See, I'll see you in the playoff. But he does, and he's not going to play this guy if he doesn't think he's ready to play in an NBA game.


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[Assistant] He was just playing on the Mac to be, to think he's gonna get significant minutes.


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[Assistant] On a team that finished in the top four in the east, we may be down on them because of how the playoffs went. They still finished fourth in the east. The idea that this, what is he, 19, 20? 19 I think. Some 19 year old kid drafted 49.


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[Assistant] I don't think any of us think he's got no chance. I think he's got a chance long term. You're saying right now. For a 49th pick.


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[Assistant] Usually I wouldn't care at all. I wouldn't either. There's enough there that you think, hey, if this guy grows up, does the right thing, works his ass off, there's potential that he could be a player. But as a rookie, you just can't expect that.


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[Assistant] Okay. Don't you think the people they surround themselves with play a big factor in that too? Like a good point. You're like, hey, I gotta find a mentor or I gotta like, I'm gonna go, if he goes to the Cavs and says, I'm gonna go hang with Jared Allen. That's my new guy. I'm gonna just hang with him every day or whoever, you know, I'm gonna hang with Jetty or I'm gonna hang with whoever is going to be a good influence.


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[Assistant] By the way, real quick before we move on to the next topic, have you guys, especially you Jay, because you played it, have you watched any of the college baseball world series? I have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the top picks that come out of college now, they could be in the big leagues in a year or two.


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[Assistant] It's happening. We're seeing a, there's already been a few guys from the 21 draft that are in the big leagues, like 3 or 4 guys. Crazy. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'll give you an example right here. There was not in Cleveland, but there were some people across the country saying, well, why did Joe Thomas not want to go play with Peyton Manning for the Super Bowl? True. Why'd he stay in Cleveland?


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[Assistant] So you're damned either way, right? Uh, you made a great point. Usually when people blame the media, I roll my eyes. I do think the media plays a role in the NBA, no doubt.


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[Assistant] Because if you don't, like right now James Harden, you're a loser. You're a loser, you don't have a championship. And right, you know who's gonna get crushed right now is MB, right? MB? Yeah, sure. Because Yanis won his MVP and then won a championship. Jokic won two MVPs, won his championship. MB won an MVP, now he's gonna win a championship. So there is a lot of that pressure there.


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[Assistant] But I wouldn't say it's dead, I would say it's dying, right? Because I think Jose Ramirez signing with Cleveland. That was loyal.


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[Assistant] So he showed some loyalty there. Uhm, there's no doubt. Why else would he have done it? I mean, but it's, it's few of the teams show almost no loyalty to players. I feel like as fans, we are more critical of the players. I agree with that.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, it's a little different when LeBron left. That wasn't about money. That was just he wanted to go somewhere else. But ultimately, there's very little loyalty in sports. It's big business. It's big business for the players. It's big business for the owners. And that's why I say as a fan, you don't owe your und- like, when you're a fan of a team,


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[Assistant] It's in your DNA, right? It's in your blood. You can't just stop. If you're mad at the Browns or I'm screaming about the guard, you can't just stop rooting for the team. It's in your DNA. However, you don't owe the team paying money for tickets and all that stuff. And that's the stuff you can pull back on if you feel like the team is not committed to you as a fan or the team.


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[Assistant] Not only do we come back, but there's a percentage of our fan base that if we're critical of the team,


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[Assistant] By the way, that 25% is picking the Browns to go 13-4 this year.


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[Assistant] I also think in terms of that relationship between, it's a little, sort of a little off topic, but the relationship between the fan and the player has changed over the years. It's much harder to get an autograph from a player, especially without paying for it. And I don't, listen, to me,


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[Assistant] Always, without exception. I agree. And a lot of players won't. You know, at training camp they kind of have to sometimes. But all like, when I was a kid, Jay, when you were a kid, you'd go to a Cleveland Indians game. Alright? Wasn't a lot of people there when you were a kid.


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[Assistant] Alright, you could walk up to the first row, stand by the field, and players would sign autographs for you before the game, right?


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[Assistant] I'd go to Shea Stadium, Yankee Stadium, Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia. I'd walk up to the first, even if I didn't have good tickets, because I was not usually sitting near the first row.


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[Assistant] That's right, and that's part of the reason you've lost fans, right? What was amazing about, I want to say about 15 years ago, I was, I was at Wrigley Field, the Phillies had played the Cubs, and after the game I get on the L, in Chicago, and uh, Jimmy Rollins was on the train with us.


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[Assistant] And I walked up to him and I chatted and nobody was talking to him. And I walked up to him and I was chatting with him for a couple minutes. He was very nice, very friendly. I'm like, I can't believe you're on the train. What was he doing on the train? He just didn't want to ride the team bus. He wanted to be on the train like a normal person. And I was like, players and he's like, yeah, nobody else will ever do it. I was like.


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[Assistant] So down to earth, but it's so rare now, and I don't, and I get, don't get me wrong, I'm not killing players for that, like it's dangerous to be a player now.


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[Assistant] It's funny, yesterday, I haven't gone on a big Twitter rant in a while. And it was something about...


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[Assistant] We're almost at the halfway point of the baseball season, right? I think the Guardians have played 77 games, I believe.


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[Assistant] Right, four games for the halfway point. So it's happening this week.


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[Assistant] Listen, there's a lot of positive things in general. Big picture about the organization, right? Uh, I'm not a huge fan of the owner, but the owner does some things really well.


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[Assistant] The thing he does well is he is patient with his people. He hires smart people and


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[Assistant] Outside of the money allows them to do his job. Now, I personally believe that the reason the Guardians have been consistent has little, has, doesn't have a ton to do with Dolan, has more to do who he's hired. But he deserves credit for that. Unlike the other owners in this town who have hired a lot of nitwits. So overall, I'd still say Dolan is a


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[Assistant] Okay owner. Certainly not great. Surely not terrible. Okay owner. Okay. The front office is magnificent.


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[Assistant] Uh, even the best front office in every sport is going to screw up sometimes. It happens. Mistakes are made. Nobody's perfect. Nobody's close to perfect. Not in our job, not in their job, not in any job. Okay? Mike Chernoff and Chris Antonetti are, if they're not the best in the business, they're in the discussion for the best in the business.


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[Assistant] Terry Francona. If he's not the best in the business, he's in the discussion for the best in the business. I love Terry Francona. I love the way he motivates players. I love the way he relates to players. But that doesn't mean they're not flawed. Okay? I think Terry Francona, in game managing,


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[Assistant] And this year in particular, he's had me scratching my head quite a bit. More than, more than most years. Let me make it clear. I'm not saying fire Terry Francona. I can't imagine I'd ever get to the point where I'd want to fire Terry Francona. I'm not saying that. But it doesn't mean he can't be criticized. And the same thing for the front office and certainly for ownership for not spending money.


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[Assistant] I look at this Guardians team and I'm beyond frustrated. Yes, they're, whatever it is, two games out of first at the moment. And you can say, well, they're still in it. Yeah, they are.


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[Assistant] They should be so much more. The guardians with the quality of people they have running this show in the front office and manager should be


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[Assistant] Should not be two games out and three games under 500. In the worst division I have ever seen in the history of baseball. Now, I get it, before the 60s there was no divisions and it's only been somewhat recently that we've been to five team divisions.


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[Assistant] But still, the Tigers and Royals are awful. The White Sox have the, over the last few years, they have talent, but they have the worst chemistry I've ever seen in my life.


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[Assistant] They can't do anything right. They've had a ton of injuries and underachievement.


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[Assistant] Twins are fine, they're, you know, a mediocre team. The Guardians, if the payroll had been higher, there's no reason this team shouldn't be ten games up at first. To be excited that they're only two games out and three games under,


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[Assistant] They are in the worst division. Now, the, the league may be balanced, but you still play more games in your division than you do out, you know, than you play other teams, right? You still play, you may not play the, the Tigers, White Sox, and Royals 18 times, but you still play them 12. That's more than you're playing the teams in the other divisions and certainly more than you're playing the teams in the National League.


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[Assistant] They have so many holes in the lineup, it drives me nuts. And why are we to this point? Why are there so many holes in the lineup that, let's face it, overachieved last year? They have no power. Why are they here? Because they have accumulated all these minor league players.


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[Assistant] Some who will turn out to be good, some who will not, right? A lot of this minor league talent is still completely unproven. Very little of it is proven, especially their top guys. We don't know how good Arias is going to be. He's done nothing in the majors. We don't know how good Rockio is going to be. He's barely played in the majors. Same with Naylor. Valera hasn't been up here yet. Tyler Freeman's barely been up. Some of the guys who have had some success weren't even their top prospects.


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[Assistant] But I look at this team and I say, we've been talking for three years about trading this glut of prospects that we didn't want to give up on. Now we've got to trade them for veterans. Where's that? Where has that happened? Proven for the best players. That hasn't happened. Meanwhile, we've held onto these prospects so tightly, most of them haven't been given an opportunity.


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[Assistant] And yet, some guys we gave away, Will Benson, let me make it clear, Will Benson and Nolan Jones, not enough sample size. I'm not here to tell you that those guys are great proven players.


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[Assistant] Will Benson and Nolan Jones, especially Nolan Jones, but both of them are performing well with the opportunity they've been given in Colorado and Cincinnati. Will, have you seen what Will Benson looks like? We saw him last year.


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[Assistant] Right? This guy is built like a brick you know what house. He is huge. He was a first round pick. Why was he given almost no opportunity? Nolan Jones, another high draft pick, was the number one prospect for the Guardians for a number of years by multiple baseball outlets.


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[Assistant] He had 90-something plate appearances for the Guardians. No chance. Now again, these guys might go down the toilet.


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[Assistant] But we had so many alleged great prospects that we couldn't even give these two guys with credibility, with credentials, an opportunity here in Cleveland. And what are we left with? We're left with an outfield that has six home runs.


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[Assistant] And 60 RBI's. Think about this for a minute. Will Brennan, Miles Straw and Stephen Kwan have 6 homers and 60 RBI's in over 800, I'm sorry, I gave him too much credit, 58 RBI's in over 800 trips to the plate.


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[Assistant] Carlos Santana, remember Carlos Santana? Wouldn't we say he's washed up?


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[Assistant] Carlos Santana. It's been a long time. He's got six home runs by himself. I can name you 25 players who most of you never heard of who have hit seven home runs.


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[Assistant] The Guardians have to shake things up in a big time way. Not fire people, but make a lot of changes to this roster. I don't know if they can do it in season. It might have to happen after the season.


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[Assistant] You have to take, in my opinion, you make Miles Straw back a bowfielder. He's overpaid, he's making six million, over six million a year the next three years. That's a disaster. Nobody's taking that contract. His, his defense has regressed a little bit. His defensive run saves are at zero. Defensive run save.


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[Assistant] Steven Kwan's regressed. Brennan's okay. If I'm the Guardians next year, alright, I'm stuck with Josh Bell. Maybe I try to, if I trade Bieber, maybe I try to include him, maybe I take one less prospect.


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[Assistant] And try to get rid of Josh Bell. That contract's a complete disaster. But with, when you look at building blocks of this franchise, I got four young starters. I got the three rookies and Tristan McKenzie. I'm building, I'm building with them.


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[Assistant] Alright, I got Jose, I got Jimenez, I'm, I gotta find out either Arias Freeman, Rockio, one of them, it's gotta be my shortstop, let's go. I'm giving Baylor, uh, Naylor a shot at catcher, he's gotta play for the next year and a half. Josh Naylor in a perfect world is my D.H. playing


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[Assistant] You know, 90% of the time sits against the tough lefties. I got to get a legit first baseman, which they'll probably have to postpone a year because they're stuck with Bell. And I have to get legit corner outfielders. And if that means training Brennan, Valerio, Arias, I don't give a shit. Trade them and get me proven hitters. This team has the core of winning.


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[Assistant] Only one team with a payroll lower than 15.


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[Assistant] has won the World Series. Wow. That's it. The Marlins in 2003 were the only team. And in fact, if somebody said, well, the last 10 years,


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[Assistant] It's mostly been teams, and the only team that wasn't top 10, there was one team that was like 12th, I can't remember over the last decade. And that team was 12th at the beginning of the year. Most of the teams that are even 12th or 10th or 8th, they're adding it. They're adding as we go. So by the end of the year, that team's in the top 8, top 6, whatever. The Braves, when they won, they were, I think,


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[Assistant] I'm sure they were not 10th by the time you got to September.


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[Assistant] Exactly. So I'm sure they were up to sixth or seventh. Listen, spending money isn't the only thing. The Mets have the largest payroll in baseball. They are a disaster. They're awful. But can you imagine how good this team could be?


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[Assistant] If Chris Antonetti and Mike Chernoff had the ability to be 15th, I'm not asking them to be 3rd. I'm not asking them to be 7th. I'm saying can we get to 15? Is that really too much to ask?


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[Assistant] If they could be, they could be 15th. I don't think that's outrageous to ask them to be middle of the pack. And if they can get to 13th, 14th, 15th right there.


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[Assistant] You can win, and think about how good this team could be if they didn't always have to shop for those extra spots with Josh Bell and Mike Zanino with the bargain basement bin. Yeaah, those guys are gonna fail sometimes. I thought Bell was a good signing, I was dead wrong, and so were the Guardians.


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[Assistant] He stinks. Mike Zanino. Terrible. The Miles straw. That's what I've been saying from the beginning. That was a bad contract. They're paying him.


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[Assistant] He stinks. He can't hit. We can't, I can't have it. I gotta turn Quan Brennan to one starter. I'm putting Quan Brennan in center field. The other one I'm trading is part of the deal. I need bookend outfielders that are gonna hit me 50 home runs at least between them.


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[Assistant] Because this division stinks. They got a shot. Even if they trade Shane Bieber, they still got a shot. Because that's how bad this division is. But they're not winning. They're not winning in the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Folks, since going down, since being up 3-1 on the Cubs in the 2016 World Series, the Guardians are 6-14 in the playoffs. That's terrible. And they got 4 of those 6 wins last year. That's it. They've only, besides 2016, they've won one playoff series.


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[Assistant] That against the raise last year in almost 20, uh, uh, not going too far. I think it's 16, 15, 16 years.


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[Assistant] Yes, the team's consistently in the mix. That's because of the great people they have. Their worst record since Terry Francona took over as manager is 80 and 82. As a Guardians fan, you always got a shot to be in the mix.


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[Assistant] But it feels like such a miracle if they can make any run in the playoff because of where the payroll's at. It's not everything, but it's gotta be higher. You can't win with the 28th payroll. It's just not gonna happen. It's too big a long shot. This team is too good in key spots.


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[Assistant] The crowds are getting better. Attendance is way up from last year, especially the weekend games the last month or so. The crowd against the Astros was awesome. This weekend against Milwaukee, there were good crowds. We need more from ownership. The fans are coming. Let's go spend some freaking cash. Thank you.


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[Assistant] If you're not gonna play Gabriel Arias every day, if you're not gonna give it, like, then send him down. Let him play every day in the minors. He's been terrible.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Josh Donaldson of the Yankees has eight hits, six home runs this year.


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[Assistant] We certainly did. Like giveaway areas. Because right now...


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[Assistant] You know, and by the way, that's another thing. And I know he got a hit to win the game. Good for him. Why is David Fry playing right field? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't get it. I mean, right now, like, how many guys do you trust in the lineup? Obviously, Jose and Naylor.


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[Assistant] Over the fence. No doubt. I mean, yeaah, maybe, you know, even if we take straw out of that. I mean, like, Quan and Brennan have five home runs between them.


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[Assistant] I would bet that, I would say there's almost no chance a team has less than that. I don't think it's ever been done. No, no, I mean to- Guys run into balls that hit home run. I would say 80% of teams, maybe higher.


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[Assistant] Right, and in the National League, they, I think they'd be in fourth in the NL Central.


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[Assistant] I think, I don't think they'd be higher than fourth in any other division. NL Central's bad too, not quite as bad as the AL Central. You know what's making it worse? The Reds.


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[Assistant] Well, as you look at it, here's what drives you nuts about the, about the red situation, is they call up this L.E. game on pros.


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[Assistant] Cause this guy's amazing. He hit for the cycle. Spencer Steer, another rookie, like they got always exciting young players.


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[Assistant] One home run ball the last two years. I know, and, and I put this other tweet, I don't know if you saw this one, Mike. If you look at OPS, last three years,


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[Assistant] You could live with a, with a Stephen Kwan or, or even a Mouser or maybe even both. If you were get, if you had five, six, seven big time hitters in the rest of the lineup. You don't. They don't.


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[Assistant] I can't do it. Even Kevin Kiermeier, who's an outfielder, who's been primarily like a defensive player, he's playing more for his defense. He has way more. He's got six home runs and seven home runs. Yea, he has way more power than me. Like, at least hit, at least get me double digits. At least get the, like almost every player in baseball these days should at least get ten home runs.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And he's got, I think six home runs in Columbus, maybe seven, something like that. And he's been better lately and bring them up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Right. If he pitches it all this year, it's a win to me. It's frustrating.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they are six and a half point favorite I saw this morning.


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[Assistant] I'm curious, you know, uh, Boogie was telling us about the quarterback from Birmingham and he was saying that he thinks he's more dangerous out of the pocket running with the ball than he is in the pocket throwing the ball there. Uh, you know, I know he's, I'm guessing he's the favorite to win MVP of the league. How good is he?


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[Assistant] Now is there ever going to be a time, do you guys think, where these teams will play in their cities? Or is it always going to be hubs?


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[Assistant] Hello everyone. Welcome to this English course on adverbs. In this video, we're going to talk about adverbs of place.


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[Assistant] Ant verbs of place tell us where an action happens.


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[Assistant] They could also give us information on direction, distance, or movement. Let's take a look at a quick example. Let's go and play outdoors.


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[Assistant] In this sentence, the adverb of place is outdoors. It answers the question, where? Where? Outdoors. Okay?


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[Assistant] Now let's learn a bit more about adverbs of place together. Let's get started.


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[Assistant] First, let's talk a bit about here and there.


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[Assistant] Here and there are two adverbs of place that relate specifically to the speaker.


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[Assistant] Here meaning close to the speaker, close to me. There meaning farther away. Okay. Let's take a look at a few examples. I put my keys there. So the adverb, there.


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[Assistant] Indicating the location of the keys and they're a bit farther away from me. Okay? Second example. Please come here.


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[Assistant] Here being the adverb, you know, meaning to me.


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[Assistant] So these adverbs are placed at the end of the sentence. But you can also put them at the beginning if you want to emphasize the location. For example, Here are your keys. Here, close to me. There is your umbrella. Over there, farther away.


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[Assistant] So in these two cases, I want to emphasize the location. So I place the adverb at the beginning of the sentence. Okay, guys? Let's now practice pronunciation. Please repeat after me. I put my keys there.


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[Assistant] Or w-a-r-d-s. It's the same thing. And they express movement in a particular direction. For example, homeward or homewards. Backward or backwards. Forward or forwards. Onward or onwards.


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[Assistant] So they express a movement and they specify a particular direction. Let's take a look at a few example sentences. We drove eastwards. Or eastward. It would be the exact same thing.


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[Assistant] You need to move forward one step.


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[Assistant] So each time you have a movement, specifying the direction of this movement. Okay? Good. Let's practice pronunciation now. Repeat after me, please. We drove eastwards.


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[Assistant] Some adverbs express both movement and location at the same time. For example,


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[Assistant] When I say, the child went indoors, there's a movement. The child goes into the house.


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[Assistant] But it's also a location. He's inside, indoors. Another example would be, He's going abroad.


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[Assistant] Finally, I could say, the rock rolled downhill.


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[Assistant] There's the movement going down, but it's also a location. Now let's practice pronunciation. Please repeat after me. The child went indoors.


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[Assistant] Good job, guys. Moving on. Everywhere, somewhere, anywhere, or nowhere are adverbs of place as well. But they are special because they describe


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[Assistant] A location or direction that is indefinite or unspecific.


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[Assistant] I looked everywhere for my car keys. I'd like to go somewhere for my vacation. We're going nowhere.


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[Assistant] Let's practice pronunciation together. Repeat after me. I looked everywhere for my car keys.


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[Assistant] Great guys. Let's move on. Just so you know,


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[Assistant] Some adverbs can also be prepositions.


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[Assistant] Now the difference is that an adverb stands alone.


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[Assistant] A preposition is always followed by a noun. So for example, outside. Outside can be an adverb.