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[Assistant] I got like 600 emails about it. So you sell them? Yea, I sell them.


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[Assistant] It ain't on my website, it was something real exclusive so I just sold them by email.


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[Assistant] But I feel like as far as Instagram go, I'm probably, if not arguably the number one guy on Instagram right now, then I don't know who he is.


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[Assistant] In my life, yeaah. Everybody, they be like, oh, where you the goat? As far as social media comedy goes, I'm like one of the top guys on Instagram.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. So uhm, now I'm really just focusing on TV, really becoming one of the funniest guys on TV.


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[Assistant] A lot of comedians, like the older guys, they don't really, they don't care for us coming off the internet. They don't care for us. Why? Because, and I respect why they don't care for us, because they've been working 20 years, like, going to do these rooms and trying to build their names. So for us to go-


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[Assistant] So for us to do this in two, three years, they like, fuck him. You know what I'm saying? So it's different, but uhm, a lot of guys respect me for our stand up and a lot of guys don't because how fast I was able to come up and then.


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[Assistant] When I first started, I didn't even want to do stand-up. My people made me do stand-up. They like, alright bro, you gotta do stand-up. I'm like, bro, I don't want to do stand-up. And I started doing it, and I wasn't good at first, and then over the years I got good at it.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, well, you know, when you get to a certain level, we just can't get stagnant.


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[Assistant] I don't matter how big I get, I never, like, get stagging. I be like, okay man, I just did that, like, had a meeting with Jay-Z. I'm like, oh man, that's just amazing. So now I'm like, what's next after meeting with Jay-Z? You can't get stagging. A lot of times we get stagging and then, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Listen, Jay-Z, listen, we, we, we said, I forgot where we was at, but listen, Jay-Z walked out the back door of one of the biggest places in, in California, and I said, man, okay, that's power. We had, we walked out the front.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Chance the Rapper, that's my- I just talked to Chance yesterday. He had put something on his story and I was like, man.


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[Assistant] Why your daughter growing up so fast? Cause she getting so big so quickly.


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[Assistant] I remember when she was first born, I don't know exactly how old she is, but she getting big fast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Chan's one of my long-term friends. Like, he was there, you know, he put me on this album.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. You don't want zero problems, big fella. I did that on Chan's album. I did, uh, uh, uh, what is it? Grown ass kid. And I did, uh, drunk all night.


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[Assistant] See, you can't teach funny, either you get it or you don't, god damn it.


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[Assistant] They should pay off for sure. Me and Dave gotta do some work. Dave called me, man. Let's do some work.


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[Assistant] Look, Dave Chappelle, one thing about Dave, he gon' say it and do what he feel.


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[Assistant] Nah, so I record the video and then I just add the audio. Yeah, so that's what I do. Like people are like, how you shoot the Pops video? So I shoot me and then I shoot Pops and then I put it all together.


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[Assistant] And it cost too much. I paid $1500 to go to sleep. Sleep is free.


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[Assistant] I smoke but I try like, I don't smoke too much weed cause I be too high and then like I, like them videos is real, I really get, you know what I'm saying, get a tripping in my mind like, damn I can't breathe. Even if I can breathe, in my mind I believe I can't breathe.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm sayin'? So I don't get too hot smokin' that. When I get chill, I be like, cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like sometimes when I get too happy, like man, I look goofy as hell. I know I look goofy.


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[Assistant] Kevin Hart, like, he the same way. He just at the top of his game. He ain't got nothing to lose. Like, you know what I'm saying? But Kevin Hart embraced everybody.


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[Assistant] Kevin Hart, he just, he at the top of his game. Like, I really look up to Kevin. Like, I be on Kevin's Instagram like, damn, you brought everybody old school. Let me go get the whole team bikes then. He just be out here just doing different shit.


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[Assistant] I got a couple friends back in the day, but I got two managers, and uhm, I probably got five.


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[Assistant] Four or five comedians on my team and I got two managers and four or five comedians on my team. Uh, one shooter.


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[Assistant] Uh, comedian Blackberry, he was the first, like, he was the first comedian on my team. He found me at like 10 or 12k.


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[Assistant] Like, man, you funny. He just pulled up to my house, you know what I'm saying? He just found me randomly on the gram and then we got to kicking it. Like, bro, you funny as hell. He pulled up to the crib, man. And, uh, he just took me over to the, to the projects and he was buying me shoes and all this other shit.


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[Assistant] When I got, when I got money, money, I just, I repaid that favor.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? You get paid for all the shows you do.


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[Assistant] Comical T, I went to school with Comical T. She another comedian on my team. I went to school with her. And uh, who else I got? Crazy Ink.


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[Assistant] He was a guy who he just was on the gram. He was like, man, I want to get down with NSD. NSD is like, that's my little label, no self doubt.


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[Assistant] And uh, he was like, man I wanna get down with y'all, and he came and got down with us. Rio Deez, a whole bunch of comedians, like, a lot of people, a lot of them, Rio Deez and Ink, them niggas, they just do the shit when they feel like it though, but people who really own their shit is me, comedian Blackberry, you know.


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[Assistant] It'd be, like, at my shows, it'd be a blackout. But some cities I go to, it'd be, it'd be mixed. It'd be mixed in some demographics. So I'm curious to see what New York gonna look like.


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[Assistant] Because they really know where I'm coming from. Like I, like I don't really, sometimes I don't, like I never, this, this is the reason I never talk to a white girl, because I never knew how to approach a white girl. Really? You know what I'm saying? I never, that's why I only had one white girl in my entire life.


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[Assistant] But I don't talk to white women because I don't know what to say to them. Right. You can say certain shit to a, to a white, I mean to a black girl and she be like, alright cool, I understand where you come from. But you say that to a white girl, she might not understand where you come from. So I never learned how to talk to white women. You gotta teach me that.


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[Assistant] I need you in my life, like you gotta really show me the other side cause all I know is black.


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[Assistant] New York State has agreed to place unprecedented restrictions on the use of solitary confinement in its prisons.


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[Assistant] Are you going to Hella Church? I'm definitely, I'm doing both.


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[Assistant] Well, I feel like I haven't had a lot of good dick lately because I was like out of porn for two years. So like me trying to find good dick, it was


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[Assistant] Man, it was trash. The guys would comment and be like, Oh, I got a bigger dick than so-and-so. And then I would go there. Trash. But Jason, baby, I'm gonna get off birth control.


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[Assistant] Cause a lot of the sex I do is for usually the men. Or the man.


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[Assistant] If you, listen, if you have to ask me if I've, if I have cummed yet, bitch, I didn't cum.


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[Assistant] And even when they do it, it's more like, like, it's like, it's like the look of it.


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[Assistant] Well, I heard this guy was talking to me and he was like, I hate when girls suck the balls and they're like, or like something like that.


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[Assistant] But in porn, they want us to do that, so I was like, fuck dude, I've been doing this shit all along, and it's low keeping hurting him.


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[Assistant] I'm with the business. I'm with the shit. I've seen some crazy shit.


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[Assistant] Had sex with this rapper guy, will not say who it is. Super popular. And I remember he had a bunch of hair on his dick.


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[Assistant] And we did it in the dark. So I remember like, and he had a really small penis, I remember touching it and feeling some like weird object over on the left.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the fuck it was. I got tested after and I was good, but the shit felt like a mountain. No, I'm not even kidding. Like it was like, yo, something was here.


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[Assistant] But I didn't look, I didn't turn the lights on, I didn't wanna know. Wow. I just don't wanna know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then after I did, I felt like guys liked when girls had...


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[Assistant] Thought and you're gonna die of AIDS and all this dumb shit, but I literally was just fucking everybody. I loved it.


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[Assistant] Man, I took off in high school. I would drive to Notre Dame, I would drive, those are like colleges, IU, man, all of them and I would just fuck everybody.


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[Assistant] Was a Pacers player. I was 16 years old. And he hit me up on Instagram. So we had been, and I had, we had pictures, we had videos of me 16 and having sex with this man. I'm not, 16 is age of consent though, so he's good, but.


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[Assistant] But I literally, I told him like a couple years ago, I was like, how old do you think I am?


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[Assistant] And he said some dumb shit like 26, 20. I was like, no. And when I met you, I was 16. He like, cause he would videotape me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause there's just one, I left this one famous athlete login to my Instagram and my Twitter.


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[Assistant] Cause he said he was gonna help me out with business. No, he went on there and was messaging men.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about top five highest paid basketball player.


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[Assistant] You might want to come ready though. Cause I don't want anyone to embarrass you. You're supposed to be, you know, Adam.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, I only needed to get in, so I'll even say his name because he knows. Lewis Nix played for Notre Dame, we were like dating a little bit when I was in high school and stuff, so he was like my, like,


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[Assistant] I think it's very fast. I feel like I'm fucking boring. Uhm, I feel like it's like...


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[Assistant] Well it depends if like, he's fucking me and I'm doing it by myself. Right. Or like, you know, I feel like...


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[Assistant] I don't wanna leave it now. And I don't know what I would do. I'm just gonna do this shit for a while.


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[Assistant] No, uh, it was in November. It was Thanksgiving break. I remember like around that time, one of my friends was like, you can get paid for laundry modeling. It was a fucking lie.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And I googled it, found an agent, it was for fucking porn.


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[Assistant] I didn't think anything about it, but now I'm like, yo, they got some good ass footage out there of me, man.


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[Assistant] This is one of my first ever's. It was only for a solo scene. And I fucked one of the guys. So he technically has my first porn scene.


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[Assistant] I, I don't, I feel like I was like mediocre, and then like, the prison thing like, really like, just put it on another level.


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[Assistant] Yeah, six pounds to Memphis. We got pulled over in Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] Yes, it was my ex boyfriend. I didn't need the money. He needed it. That was his like little thing he had going on, but I felt like-


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. It was a 27 hour drive. So we would split it. So I was driving and I had got pulled over for not signaling 150 feet. So I felt like I was the reason we got in trouble.


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[Assistant] Not shit, he was a porn star, he was a nobody, uh, I met him when I was brand new to porn, so, I was 18, so he scooped me quick, and then, I liked his ass. Ew, now I look back and I'm like, damn, that's so embarrassing.


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[Assistant] Cause they said that a lot of them have AIDS cause it's like a, it's a big, think about it, it's a big fishbowl and everyone, a lot of the lifers, you know, they're in there.


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[Assistant] I was at Mabelbasset, one of the worst, it's a private owned prison. It's not state ran. So, private owned, they don't have to meet certain expectations like the state would have to. So it was really shitty. Super stupid.


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[Assistant] Maybe sometimes, but only when I was alone, but I would try not to be alone.


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[Assistant] Uh, man, there was a guy like a year before I was there that was fucking a bunch of him and he ended up getting AIDS from him and giving it to his wife. So there was a whole thing about like, you know, cause she-


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he's like in jail or some shit now, and he got a charge for giving his wife that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So like, that's why I was like, fuck, I don't know if I should do it.


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[Assistant] Well, I would call him sometimes, cause I would be like, this is your fucking fault! You know, like, just bit to him, but, uh, no, we broke up way before I went to prison.


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[Assistant] So Baltimore City, Camp Ford, uh, what's the things where you're going so fast and it can catch you on a picture?


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[Assistant] Well, and the cops in the city don't have radars, so you can go as fast as you fucking want.


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[Assistant] Okay, and it's also like, there's so much more word about murders, like right now they're not, no one's getting, uh,


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[Assistant] And I feel like he's so fucking old that he wouldn't know if I had a little video popping out of the corner.


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[Assistant] Dude, I don't, there's like so many, there's so much technology. I'll put some fucking glasses on. The camera, the Shazams or whatever that's, I'm not Shazam, but what are the Spectacles? Oh, the Snapchat Spectacles. I don't think he would know, man.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing. They, when I got, when I got out of prison, they wanted me to go back to Indiana.


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[Assistant] So I lived there, and I would fly back every month for meetings.


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[Assistant] And I was just always on time. I always, you know, I didn't ever fail the drug test. I was on it.


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[Assistant] Uh, well I had, I wasn't smoking for those six months, so I had, it really wouldn't bother me.


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[Assistant] Well now, but man, when I first got in porn, I wish I could delete those videos. I was just like this.


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[Assistant] Man, you know what pisses me off too? They'll be like, she's using too many hands. But I bet you money, if it was two bitches, me and another bitch, same dude right there, I bet you I could make him cum way quicker using my fucking- It's like the technique though, it's like-


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[Assistant] You know how like, with a man you have to keep the same rhythm up? You can't be like, doing this, and then like, doing this, and then like, just doing this. You gotta keep that rhythm. That's what makes them fucking cum. I would make him cum quicker than any bitch.


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[Assistant] I swear. Cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna know in the back of my head like okay.


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[Assistant] I know, I remember how I sucked dick each time, but I'm going to go harder. Like I might have to like rock star, fuck this guy.


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[Assistant] Dudes be different, man. Like, I can't even lie, there's- I'm good at sucking dick, yea, but there's times where I've seen somebody and I couldn't get them hard, you know, I'm like, what the fuck?


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[Assistant] I heard that that could be the thing, but then like, the guy that I was talking about that got me like into porn when I was 16, like the athlete, man, he likes his nipples sucked the whole time.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I don't know, and then the guy in my fucking Uber driver that just brought me here was like, yeah, he's like, the only way I can nut is if she licks my nipple.


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[Assistant] I tried to just like slobber it, you know slobber city so I didn't have to taste anything.


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[Assistant] Dudes. I've done like football parties, so like sometimes at the football parties I'd have to pick up the bitches' slack cause they wouldn't know what the fuck to do.


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[Assistant] Man, cause the dudes would be on like Viagra and shit, you know, like cause they came ready. And the girls weren't, they didn't know like, cause these dudes can pump for probably 30 plus minutes.


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[Assistant] Oh, I, I took every, I picked up everybody's slacks. So I would say at that, that one specific party, I probably did like 12 plus. And then in a video I did like 10.


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[Assistant] Uuuuh, it's not really a hot memory necessarily. I just feel, I feel like that bitch.


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[Assistant] I'm a pleaser, I don't know, I just feel like, I don't, I just like a lot of attention.


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[Assistant] You know what pisses me off? Everyone thinks it's such a big deal that I had 86x partners my senior year. Everyone talks about that. Why is that a big deal?


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[Assistant] My dad was sup- supersexual. I remember like, I used to have like sleepovers and you would hear him fuckin' in the other room.


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[Assistant] No, fucking is, he, my, they never dated. There was like two one night stands at the end.


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[Assistant] Yes, and I would be like, sorry guys, you know, like my dad's, it would be so fucking embarrassing. My brothers even, they used to watch my dad have sex through his keyhole. They're like, look, I'll show you, we used to, we watch him and it's a little keyhole, like an old school, like big ass key would go through.


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[Assistant] He hated it at first, but now he just said he can't watch porn. I ruined it for him.


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[Assistant] Well he said he's scared that I'll pop up. So he won't watch it.


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[Assistant] I only shoot six scenes for them this year. So we've already done like four or three. So we have three more. So like, you know, six in a year, man. I'm not fucking a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I'll be like, ah, you have to pay to fuck me. And then like 20 minutes later I'm like,


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[Assistant] But I know I can, but I, cause I know I can get him off that head quick.


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[Assistant] You don't want to say per hour because then the dude's gonna wait the fucking hour. Swear to god. Yes, they do.


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[Assistant] Bad ho, and I don't want to ask for that much money, so I'm like, what's 1500?


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[Assistant] I do, but I haven't cause I literally am just so unorganized and I'm like so, I don't know. I just haven't had time.


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[Assistant] Predict. I literally was driving down Baltimore the other day and I seen this fine ass dude with these grills in. My taste is getting a little...


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[Assistant] My, my uber driver told me, cause I don't wanna, I'm always like embarrassed to give somebody my number. So I kinda just wanna be like,


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[Assistant] Where they put like, Gardasil, what is that HPV or something like that? Do you know what Gardasil is? Yeah. So like, I feel like-


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[Assistant] It was, I will say it was nasty, I would probably never do it again, because like,


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[Assistant] That's weird, but I'm like, why would turn, I asked her what turned her off about black dudes and she said they're pubic hairs.


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[Assistant] Black dudes are too serious, like god, it's not that serious.


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[Assistant] They tell me I should, but I just feel like, I, I don't know what the fuck I would do on YouTube.


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[Assistant] What am I- I feel like I've said everything on like people's shows.


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[Assistant] I have, I have a whole list of when I was in high school. It's like my burn book, you know, of every dude I had sex with and little comments besides like, don't ever fuck again, his dick was, I would like explain in description.


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[Assistant] Well, it's on my mom's computer. So I don't have this, I would print it out when I went to high school to show my friends cause I was like, idiot.


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[Assistant] Even when I had a boyfriend, man, I had to like beg for the dick, like. We went tonight.


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[Assistant] But can guys, I tweeted something about that, can guys cuddle and not wanna fuck?


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[Assistant] Do you know, have you ever m- hurt in particular because you have a big ass? Have you ever cuddled with a man and him not wanna fuck?


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[Assistant] That's funny, I wish I would have did that back in the day when I had a boyfriend.


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[Assistant] What the fuck? Where was- I would've loved to go to some shit like that.


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[Assistant] It was all gay shit? That should've been fun though to watch.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I just have never had it, so maybe if I've had it, then I would like it.


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[Assistant] I try to be, but I'm definitely not a designer. Fuck no, I don't understand it. I don't really care for it. I hate-


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[Assistant] I feel like they're gonna give me a corn on my toe.


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[Assistant] I'm say- actually no, I'm super cheap, I shop at the dollar store.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just kidding. I, it probably really is though. This shit is vintage. I told you I've been wearing this for like seven years.


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[Assistant] That's why you don't wash it, you just wash it, or you wash it but don't dry it.


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[Assistant] That happened before? You had to put quarters in there though, usually, right?


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[Assistant] For real, I like doing that. I haven't really thought that far. Like, I'm 23 right now.


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[Assistant] I haven't really, no. I like it, but I just, it has to be the right person to go with.


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[Assistant] I mean he was, but like, man I need, I need money money. You know like I need my own money.


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[Assistant] Like tonight, I already have a dick set up. I have a dick every day that I'm here pretty much. Wow. I'm saying if I want.


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[Assistant] You guys should do bitches. 365 days of bitches.


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[Assistant] There is, but porn will have you so confused. Like, Mike Adriano is a porn star and he used to shove his whole ballsack in an asshole.


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[Assistant] I've had too many accidents where like we were using a lot of lube and we were doing like long strokes like BOOM BOOM and this is like ASS and I was like paralyzed.


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[Assistant] I can't, I've tried to do the butt plug, I can't get it in. I'm like, okay, they say relax.


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[Assistant] But as long as there's a bitch up top sucking it and you're distracted from it, right?


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[Assistant] I've had sex, the oldest person I've had sex with is probably like 80... I would say like 86.


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[Assistant] He was a trick, he was in Georgetown DC, he was here just for the stay, I don't know what, he was in town for like a quick stay, and he, it was on some ho shit, he booked me and I went, he needed help up the stairs, I had to help him up the fucking stairs, he was so fucking old.


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[Assistant] Totally get it. Okay, yeah, see ya. I'm getting there with the big shit.


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[Assistant] I heard that if they, if they take money out of your debit or your actual checking that you, it's not insured.


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[Assistant] I'm real bad at talking, I would fucking, they would know I'm lying.


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[Assistant] I'm super animated, but like even when it comes to porn videos, like acting, I'm trash.


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[Assistant] Tomorrow we have to go see our daddy at the store. Like I'm just really wack.


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[Assistant] I feel like that's every guy that, every guy I talk to, they're kinda like, we don't watch the beginning.


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[Assistant] You're really gonna like this beachfront property here. It'll feel nice to come out of the landlocked closet.


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[Assistant] Happy Pride. That's not what that means. Uh, isn't there a plus at the end? Yeah, but that just means, like,


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[Assistant] Kinda sound like marriage to me. Or at the very least, it's a divorce. In which case, congratulations!


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[Assistant] That's only like half a marriage is dope. But would you rather be a part of the other half that end in death? We're not getting married. And we're not getting divorced either. So, it's a legal separation? Oh my god. Just explain to me why you're doing this.


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[Assistant] Sure. Do you have a preliminary sketch of what greater Idaho would look like? We do. Wait, let me see that. Sure.


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[Assistant] Take it back, undo it, don't like it. What? What's wrong with it? Y'all just took a picture of me. No, that's me with an Oregon sidecar. Ugh, didn't like that. This is my thing. Michigan got the hand, Florida got the gun, I got


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[Assistant] There's a lot to think about here. Just wait until phase two. What is phase two?


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[Assistant] It's so beautiful. I'm sorry, I'll be there very soon, very soon.


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[Assistant] Speaking of that, there's no cheering in press boxes. I think most people know that, but it's, it's still odd for fans to see glimpses of press box video and everyone just sitting there like corpses. But when Rajay hit the home run in 2016, the press box even was like this gasp, this audible


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[Assistant] I don't know. Right. I have no idea. It's part of what makes this, I mean, this is obviously offensive, offensive heavy on all of this. So that puts guys that, defensive guys like Martin Emerson at a disadvantage right off the roof.


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[Assistant] He's in the conversation, and that's good enough.


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[Assistant] I don't get twisted over some of these lists. I think a lot of them are silly, frankly. It's all just a talking point. It's all just fan bases. My guy got screwed, whatever. It's clickbait. We took it. Yeah, it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't have those numbers. That's really good. I just know going back from watching, like we have scatter charts.


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[Assistant] But Emerson, those numbers are compelling. Yeah. And again, to me, he's in the conversation. That's good enough. That tells you you've got a young piece who, and I think,


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[Assistant] I think a lot of people, regardless of this list and regardless of the numbers, a lot of people probably look at him just as a mid-round pick. It was only one year. Let's see what he does in year two. And that's fair. And it is fair. And I think he's gonna have a monster year two actually. I think he is too.


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[Assistant] And I just know, I mean we don't have to relitigate all last year, but I know a lot of the players were frustrated defensively that nothing ever changed. Like I had guys who had played on multiple systems and multiple schemes on other teams tell me,


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[Assistant] When it's not working, change it up. Like, why don't we ever change anything? And that, and the players were really frustrated by that. I think you'll see that part change. I think the, I think the Browns are a little bit more adaptable with who they've brought in. I think they can play different styles. They can play different ways. You can see Zidarius and Miles and Oboe all in on same plays and giving defenses a different look.


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[Assistant] Uh, obviously we'll be, they'll be nickel heavy at times. I just think that there's enough personnel package mix and matching now that they can really mix things up.


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[Assistant] You know what would be interesting is to go through that whole list and look and see what their PFF grade was and see if they just slotted them. You know what I mean? Obviously, there's players over the age of 25, but guys that are under 25, if they just took...


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[Assistant] Joe Woods. Yeaah, well this will be obviously everyone's chance to, after a shakeup, to, and this is a big pruvit year for, I mean, we spent a lot of the show yesterday talking about it. It's a big, for guys like Grant Delpitt, it's a big pruvit year. For guys like Greg Newsom, it's a big pruvit year. You know, you had a good rookie year, you took a step back a second year, now it's time to reemerge. But again,


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[Assistant] I saw a lot of numbers after the season that Newsom wasn't nearly as bad as what we thought he was. But regardless, there was certainly, it felt like there was plays out there to be made that were being made.


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[Assistant] Just so many busts in the secondary. So many busts. That's what I always go


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[Assistant] And they got it cleaned up for a while it felt like and then it felt like it happened again.


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[Assistant] When you're, when you're trading draft picks for veterans, your window is right now. Zadarius is, how old is Zadarius, 30? Daven Tomlinson, I think is 29. When you, when you're signing veteran free agents, when you're signing, I don't think, you know, guys are going to fall off a cliff after this year, but 100%. They're in, they're in the window right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you've got, you've got an aging veteran offensive line. You know, when you look at right tackle, when you look at left guard with Betonio and, and Conklin, you know, you've got guys who've been around for a few years now and, and we've said it all off season. There's so much at stake.


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[Assistant] It has to work. There's so much at stake on this season. They're all in. They're all in on all of it.


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[Assistant] Well, the window is, I agree with Earl, the window is the quarterback. You know, Burrow said it, I love what Burrow said at the end, toward the end of last season, as long as I'm playing, we got a chance. Right. And when you've got a franchise guy, your window's open. A true elite quarterback.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to put a number on it. Top five, top six, top seven. I think this era is the best quarterback play we've ever seen in the history of the league. You do. I think if you, if you go down the list.


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[Assistant] So, and for the Browns, as we talk window and contention, how long is this window?


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[Assistant] They, they just need Deshaun to be back to what Deshaun was. That's all. And that will give you a chance. He doesn't have to be top three. He doesn't have to be in that conversation you talked about, but he has to be in that top six, seven where he certainly can't be what we saw last year. He has to be, you know what he has to be. And I just kind of thought of this.


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[Assistant] When, when, and I don't want to keep talking about Baker, but when Baker had the ball with three minutes to go, I never felt like they were going to win the game. When you need one score and you gotta have it. Ultimately, that was his undoing. That was his undoing.


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[Assistant] That's really bad. And I, and people were going crazy on me. And I'm like, guys, it's on him.


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[Assistant] Like I don't care what the numbers were for the first 57 minutes. And the gotta have it moment, what do you do? And that's what, Deshaun has to be the guy when you've got the ball with three minutes left and you're on your own 22 yard line, you're going to win the game. You know you're going to win the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like in LeBron's missed too. Like they missed though in those moments and the top quarterbacks do miss, but when they get on the field, you absolutely believe they're going to win this game. The playoff and the guys on the defensive side know it too.


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[Assistant] It's funny you say that. So I was talking to someone with the Browns right after the trade.


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[Assistant] Uh, I was talking to someone involved in the offense who said,


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[Assistant] They were watching film of Deshaun in Houston and I can't remember the game.


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[Assistant] But they had the ball going into the half on like the 35. And they went boom, boom, boom, touchdown. Like 38 seconds. Pass over the middle, pass down the sideline, touchdown. Boom, boom, boom.


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[Assistant] And a guy was talking to Lav and said, we didn't have that in the playbook last year.


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[Assistant] To this day, Dabo and his wife love Deshaun. Love him. Speak glowingly of him. I don't know publicly how much they've said since he went through everything he went through.


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[Assistant] But Dabo and his wife just adore Deshaun Watson. For whatever that's worth.


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[Assistant] And so I'm just saying that this is good news. This is right. No, I just mean like he had a girlfriend through all of that. Through all. So imagine.


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[Assistant] And so, and again, every time we have this discussion, I feel like I have to preface it with, I'm not trying to excuse anything that he did.


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[Assistant] Regardless of what he did or did not do, Michael Irvin said this, I'll never forget Michael Irvin said,


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[Assistant] The worst part wasn't the arrest. The worst part wasn't the headlines. The worst part was walking in the door and looking at my wife. That was the worst part.


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[Assistant] And like, he had to live that. Deshaun, regardless of what he did, he had to come home every day and deal with that.


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[Assistant] I thought the Texans were going to the Super Bowl in 2019. And Brown's players said I was crazy and I was. But I remember talking to a couple defensive players after they, I think they played Houston in 19. And I said, I think that's going, that team's going to the Super Bowl. And they're like, you're nuts. No, they're not. But they're good. But I, that's how much I believed in Deshaun at one time. I thought the Texans were going to the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Let's define game winning drives. You got the ball last. You know what I mean? Like you got the ball last.


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[Assistant] I think it's probably lower than you think.


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[Assistant] I wonder like Montana back in the day, what he had, what he would have.


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[Assistant] The one that surprised me was Drew Brees. I don't know why it did. It shouldn't have surprised me. Well Brees? But I wasn't expecting it to be that high.


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[Assistant] And he had that game against the Saints.


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[Assistant] Is that the one that he, in the corner, the high point?


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[Assistant] They should be a playoff team. Zach Jackson and I, my partner at the athletic did a recorded podcast yesterday and I said, and he corrected me and I think he's right. I said, no team in the NFL has a higher ceiling in the lower floor this year than the Browns.


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[Assistant] And he put the chargers in there and I said yeaah, I'd probably agree with that. Like the Browns could go...


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[Assistant] 11 and 6, 12 and 5, and people would say, yeah, well they have the talent, we kinda saw that coming. They could go 5 and 12, everybody's fired by October, and you go, yeah, it's the Browns. Kinda saw that coming.


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[Assistant] Apparently I don't ever read Twitter, but apparently I pissed off a lot of people because I said, wow, it could have been there. I mean, shocking. I pissed off a lot of people. I know.


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[Assistant] That's how you know you're doing your job. Well, it's not even about like miles. It's about if you're going to be a leader on this team, if you want to be a franchise pillar and you're going to be the face of the franchise and you're the leader of the defense, then set the example. Then you show up. Even if it's voluntary, you show up. It's not about miles being ready for the season that has nothing to do with it. Of course, miles is going to be ready for the season. It has to do with


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[Assistant] Carrying yourself as the captain, as the leader, as the face, and you know, I said he was the quarterback of the defense, in the terms of the face of the defense, in terms of the most important player on the defense, then show up. And, and there's a bunch of OTAs, and maybe he's there next week, you know, maybe he was there last week and we just don't, you know, there's


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[Assistant] I don't want to hear the voluntary part. If they're there, they're there for a reason. Like if you're having it, you're having it for a reason. Yeah. And maybe he'll be there next week. You know, I don't know. But it just, that's the day that the media is there. Just show up. Yeah, especially that day.


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[Assistant] I don't care about Joel, Nick, and David not being there. I don't care. Joel, I said yesterday, I think Joel is actually following J.C. Treader's lead still as the union president and one of his best friends. Right. Treader basically held a walkout on OTAs when he was here and I think that's probably why, a lot to do with why he was forced into early retirement and Joel's just standing by his guy.


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[Assistant] Nick's got a contract coming up next year. Not surprised he's not there.


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[Assistant] You know, no big deal. The joku, I don't really care either way. The only one for me, and it was really because more of the role, it was, it was miles. New defensive coordinator, new scheme, new everything. Just be a leader. That's all.


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[Assistant] I don't disagree with any of that. No, I don't disagree with any of that. I think the question came up yesterday, was he taking a shot at Miles? I don't think that at all. I don't think T.J. Watt gives a damn what's going on in


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[Assistant] I'm usually on both sides, not on this one. Yeaah. I'm with Earl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just, I want to look up the Padres payroll as you were talking and I, I think I have to agree with Earl. That's a massive 250 million. Yeah, compared to the guardians are


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[Assistant] Under 100 million. Oh, well, yeah. And so, and their Padres are four, I think four games under 500 still. So yeah, I think San Diego probably is the most, the biggest disappointment, but the, the Guardians are on the list.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, I think a lot of people expected possibly guys would regress when you talk about all the rookies that they had last year, but the point I've been trying to make for the last week or so.


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[Assistant] It's not the young guys, for me. It's the big money guys. It's the guys that they invested big money in. It's Jimenez, Bell, and Zanino. It's those three, the big contracts that they handed out over the winter. How much different does this lineup look if they're producing, if they're playing at the level that we thought they were? Jimenez, I think, is going to be fine.


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[Assistant] You know, I said yesterday, you don't go from being a seven war player to not being able to hit a curve ball. Like it just doesn't happen. He'll be, he'll remember a couple of years ago, Jose Ramirez had went through an awful stretch and he pulled out of it. It happens. Yeah. I think Jimenez will be okay.


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[Assistant] But Bell has just been a disaster of a free agent signing. And I, you know, it's him- What was it, 13 million? Uh, yeaah. And, and he's got, it's 16. And he's got an option for next year.


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[Assistant] So if he doesn't get this thing turned around, he can just pick up the player option, and now it's a two-year anchor on him. And it feels hypocritical for me to crush him for it because I like the signing at the time, so I can't turn around now. I'm with you. I thought it was a brilliant signing. But the fact is, at this point, it's a miss. He has not been Edwin Encarnacion. No, not at all. And so you worry about


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[Assistant] You know, Chris Antonetti and his crew have talked multiple times about we can't miss on free agents. And right now, it's a miss. And Zanino at 6 million is a miss. Huge miss. And I just don't know how much longer you can hold onto that rope thinking that it's going to turn.


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[Assistant] At some point, I know you don't want to go to the Dolans and say we have to eat that six million, but if you're trying to salvage the season, and the point I tried to make yesterday was it's not just, Bo Naylor's not going to save the season. It's not just one move. It's, but I think it's, you take one day of, of,


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[Assistant] Drama, where you say, you DFA Zanino, you trade Rosario, you put Arius at shortstop everyday, you put Naylor behind the plate everyday.


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[Assistant] But it's just, it's something to try and shake this up. Because right now it's not working. It goes back to what we said about the Browns. When what you're doing isn't working, you have to change. And it's not emotional.


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[Assistant] Gee Bush knee-jerk reaction at this point. It's two months into the season. And I 100% agree with you. By Memorial Day weekend in June 1st, you are what you are. And the standings can change, you can say it's early in the season, and that's true.


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[Assistant] But by June 1st, you pretty much are what you are, and you know what you are, and you know where your blind spots are, you know what your weaknesses are, and the guardians have a lot right now.


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[Assistant] I, I just, I, I just think it takes grabbing something by the collar and shaking them. And to me the shake is...


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[Assistant] You're not going to get anything for Rosario of value. You're going to get a single A.


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[Assistant] He's not even hitting well in AAA. Like he's just falling completely off the face of the earth.


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[Assistant] All the guys. He was the guy. He was the guy. He was the guy as we talk Brown's high ceiling, low floor. He was that guy. And it's the plate discipline. High ceiling, low floor. He's swinging at bad pitches so he's not going to see good pitches. Yes, it's chasing bad pitches. And Brendan's been a disappointment. All that is true.


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[Assistant] But to me, it's the guys that they invested the big money in. And this lineup looks a lot different if the guys that they gave big dollars to are playing to the level that they expected.


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[Assistant] Guess what? He's still not seeing premium pitches. And if you remember, Ramirez got off to a historic start last year. He did. April and May. And cooled dramatically. Yeaah, he was playing at MVP historic levels those first couple of months. And he's been fine. I mean, Hosey's not the problem with this team, but he's not playing, he's not having... Yeaah, he's not the problem.


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[Assistant] If I was, I was thinking about this this morning driving in, if I was Tampa, I would be furious that you're stuck in the East. I would too. Like, you know, like here you are, you talk about punching up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and Taylor Walls has come out of nowhere this year. Everybody's hitting home runs. Yeah, but they've got a lot of young guys.


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[Assistant] Going back to the Cavs conversation I was talking about yesterday, they had a lot of young guys that just sort of hit at the right time. They all just popped at the same time. And now you're seeing how that translates in baseball. It's insane.


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[Assistant] 28? Because they were off yesterday. Or no, it was 30.


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[Assistant] Last I checked, they had 28 and 17 were solo shots. 17 to 28 were solo.


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[Assistant] This feels different than a normal slow start only because the power has been so atrocious. And I don't know how you, I don't know that switch flips because we saw it last year. And if anything, it feels like it's regressed from where it was last year.


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[Assistant] So that, it's hard to look at this, at this point. And for a while I was in the, eh, it's early. You know, they'll figure it out. It's early. But it's starting to get late. Tito teams always struggle in April. It's fine. But we're at the point now, we're to the June 1st mark of you are what you are. And this just feels different. And I think internally,


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[Assistant] To them, this feels different than a normal slow April, May, whatever. It just, this is different.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's kind of terrifying to look at Cardinals, Orioles, and then, although they did play the Twins well when Minnesota was in town, I think they took two or three, didn't they? They did. I kind of thought at the time, like, maybe this is the start.


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[Assistant] And Hammy pointed out when he was on with us, Hey, I know what the record is, but there's too much talent in Chicago and he's not ready to sail on them yet. I'm not either. I agree. They still to me, they.


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[Assistant] When you look at their pitching style. They should be 10 games up in the division. I agree. And they scare me. Kopec was dominant yesterday and might be starting to put it together.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. So that could still be the team. We keep talking twins, twins, twins, twins, twins. I'm kind of with Hammy.


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[Assistant] I don't, we know Bieber can get guys out in September and October. If Mackenzie comes back and throws the way we expect.


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[Assistant] 14-16, yeaah. Like all of this year and half of next year before he throws a ball, I think. Yeaah. It's serious what he's got. It may, we're not at that point yet. It may alter, he may ultimately have to become a reliever after this. I don't know. I don't know if it'll ever be the same pitcher after this.


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[Assistant] And this is the point that I, that bullet I went round around on yesterday. You know, I think part of the roadblock that they've had with trying to make deals is everyone was asking for Bybie, Espino and Williams.


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[Assistant] And, and the guardians were hesitant to trade them. And the issue you run into is...


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[Assistant] Well, what if you say, okay, we won't trade Espino, but we'll give you Williams.


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[Assistant] You're rolling the dice if you lose Williams and now you've just lost Espino. That's why you hold all three. That's why you hold all three. And it really is an impediment then to the deals that you can make because teams are saying, well, if we don't get one of those guys, it's no deal. And now you're likely going to get nothing for Espino. Well, yeah, I mean, right. Well, and maybe he can make a full recovery from this, but it's, you've just pushed that timeline back to where he's not even in the conversation right now.


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[Assistant] Miami's a terrible home crowd. That's one thing I can say. It's a terrible arena. Now, I've, in fairness, I've never been there for a playoff game, but just in general.


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[Assistant] That when you think of like raucous arenas to go walk into, Miami ain't in the top 10. Right. So that plays to Boston's advantage a little bit because crowds 100% make a difference in settings like this. Right.


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[Assistant] Boston has the better roster. I agree with you. I take Butler over anybody else on the floor, but then I would take Boston's two through six, seven.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but coaching, I would side with Miami and that 100% matters. They had four guys over 20 last night. Yeah, they did. So I go, this is hard for me. I go back, I didn't get to see the game last night. I was busy doing other things. So I didn't, I didn't get to watch that and I haven't seen very many of the highlights.


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[Assistant] I'll go back to 2016 and the Cavs and I think I've shared a little bit about this before when they went up 3-1.


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[Assistant] And I remember talking to Kevin Love in the locker room and said, if you can get five, there's no way you're losing six at home. And he said, no chance. And they blew the Warriors out in game six and they smoked them.


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[Assistant] They're done. Cavs are winning this. Like this is happening. The Warriors are unraveling. They never thought.


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[Assistant] That they would be in this position. I think Draymond or someone even said that. We're doing media before game seven and one of the Warriors players said...


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[Assistant] We never, we never imagined that we would have to be here for a game seven, but here we are. And I thought, well, then you're not going to win. And I just wonder if Miami is in that mindset, at least this one's at home, but I wonder if Miami is in that, man, we never thought we would have to be here up three. Oh, we never thought we'd have to be back for a game.


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[Assistant] I've been on Boston all year. I thought Boston, I thought Boston was going to win a title this year, but boy, Denver is so, and I didn't watch a ton of nuggets games this year.


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[Assistant] I watched every game of that Laker series and thought like, this team is so much better than I thought. I love Michael Malone, he spent a lot of time here in Cleveland as assistant under Mike. Thrilled for him, happy for him.


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[Assistant] What? Oh, there was a couple times LeBron was like, I know, like you can't be serious. I can't even call that skill. Like that's just luck.


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[Assistant] He is, I've said it before, if he showed up for a pickup game, he'd be the last dude. I agree. At the All-Star game, he was the last dude picked. And they learned their lesson.


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[Assistant] You know what drives me crazy is the friggin' Jokic brothers and Patrick Mahomes brothers. It's like, sit down and y'all ain't done nothing. Y'all ain't done nothing. Shut up and sit down. I can't stand it.


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[Assistant] It was the Broncos playoff game, wild card game, I think. I know exactly what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] I remember, I've been in multiple Cavs Nuggets games where you look at the end of the game and you look at his line and it's like 38, 16, and 12 and you're like, where the hell did that come from?


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[Assistant] I saw an interesting thing the other day about which 15 do the Nuggets retire because Carmelo wore 15. Yea, I know.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm gonna start you off with cow tongue.


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[Assistant] Try to make them bad, but some just miss the mark.


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[Assistant] I have a very thick skin, so if you don't want to eat that...


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[Assistant] I don't want to tell you which film and I'm so weird about it. It's okay. You just, they'll never come on your show again.


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[Assistant] He's a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious pig. And you know how you make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.


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[Assistant] West Virginia, what's your new thing? Is this the camera? Who's asking? Oh, I just got something to say to the people. Go ahead. You gotta get vaccinated. If you won't do it for family, and you won't do it for me, do it for Babydoll.


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[Assistant] But you can by getting vaccinated. Go to DoItForBabyDog.WV.gov to learn more. This can't be serious. It's very serious. That's where you can also enter to win the vaccine sweepstakes. Again?


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[Assistant] It's funny you mentioned that about the phones at school because my oldest, I went crazy because I got really mad with a teacher when my oldest son was in school.


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[Assistant] Before answering machines, you really had, you could call them all day and not get ahold of them. That's crazy. And now we're at the point watches. Remember Knight Rider when Michael Knight would talk, Kit, come get me. I know. And we thought how crazy that was. Yeah, now you got it. I can pay for a meal on this watch. I can make a call on it. It's incredible.


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[Assistant] Did you take my suggestion to cut the playoffs in half for the NBA? That was, yes.


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[Assistant] I think this is a little bit of a deal. And listen, I don't want to go crazy because when we, we had a raging debate in this town for years over OTAs with O'Dell and O'Dell was missing them. And I was in your guys camp of this is a nothing burger. Like what are we doing here?


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[Assistant] But that was the receiver and that was a little different. I don't care about Petonio. I th- Personally, I think Petonio is following the J.C. Treader boycott.


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[Assistant] Betonio and Tredor are still very good friends. Tredor was president of the players union and pushing, pushing, pushing. If you recall, these are not necessary. It's a risk of injury. I think Betonio has fallen in line with this guy. Fine, whatever. You're a guard.


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[Assistant] Nijoku, whatever. Chubb, I think it's maybe tied to the contract. This could be his last year in Cleveland. We don't need to get into that now.


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[Assistant] If you want to be a leader on this team, if you're a franchise pillar,


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[Assistant] You need to be at this. And it's a new defensive coordinator. It's a new scheme. There's a lot at stake this year. There's a lot of jobs at stake.


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[Assistant] Your future of your career is at stake because if this thing goes sideways, who knows where this goes. Like this is a really important season and a really important off season. And if you want to carry yourself as a pillar of this franchise and as a leader of this franchise, set the tone. What would we be saying if Deshaun Watson was not at OTAs? What would you say?


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[Assistant] You'd have a different feeling, but Miles Garrett's the quarterback of the defense, and if he's gonna be the face of the defense, and he's the leader, he needs to be at these. And listen, there's a lot of OTAs, and in the past, he's been at some of these, and he's missed some of these. This is the day that's open to the media. Come on, show up.


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[Assistant] And maybe there's going to be others in the future. Maybe he'll be there next week. Right. But it's not asking a lot. And I think because the position you play and the role you hold on this team, this is different. This is different than Nick Chubb, even Chubb. This is certainly different than Joel Petonio. It's different than Odell back in the day.


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[Assistant] You're the, you're the face of the franchise, one of the faces of the franchise. You need to be at these. And I'm not going to say it's a big deal, but it rubbed me the wrong way that Miles wasn't there.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's the little things, right? It's the little things about Miles that this is another one of those where it's like he's such an imposing figure and he's so dominant and you just feel like


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[Assistant] Man, I just feel like there's a gear, there's just something more that you could get. And this falls into that category for me of like, man, just be there. Just show up. Why not? Just show up. If you're going to be the face of the franchise, then be the face of the franchise and show up.


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[Assistant] Especially the fact that it's a new system, it's a new scheme. Like these are, and Kevin's... And it's all new defensive line, he's playing with different guys. Absolutely. And Kevin has talked at length in years past about the importance of this, of this stuff, and how they didn't have it during the COVID years, and then they didn't have it because everyone followed Treader's lead and nobody showed up. And these are really important times.


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[Assistant] Uh, and it may not seem like a big deal in September, but these are still important practices. And again, I don't care about Vittonio. I don't care about Chubb.


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[Assistant] I don't care about Nujoku, whatever. But Miles is different. He holds a different position on this team, a different importance to this team. I think, especially on the day when the media is there and the cameras are there and it's going to be talked about, you need to be there.


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[Assistant] You mentioned LeBron. You mentioned LeBron. If the NBA had OTAs, you think LeBron would be there?


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[Assistant] Probably. I can tell you one million percent he would be there. He would be there.


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[Assistant] He needs to. He needs to. And he, there's more depth and more talent around him to where you would think that he would, he, he won't wear down. You know, they've asked so much of him in terms of the number of snaps that he's played.


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[Assistant] That hopefully they can scale that back a little bit this year.


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[Assistant] I mean, it wasn't that long ago, Miles and Oga Jobe were over like 90% of snaps. That's outrageous for a defensive lineman. You know that. If they can get that down to the 75% level with Miles this year, that will hopefully sustain him a little bit longer and give him a little bit more stamina.


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[Assistant] I give him, I give him, I know I just roughed him up a little bit. I give him so much credit because he let them down with the car accident last year. He let them down. But, he knew it.


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[Assistant] And he sucked it up. And I watched him not even be able to get his shirt on after games. I watched him need help because he couldn't raise his arm.


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[Assistant] It comes with the salary he's making. It comes with the salary. It comes with the status. It comes with the number one pick. It comes with wanting to be the great, wanting to go to Hall of Fame. He talks every year about one.


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[Assistant] And you probably factor that in, that some of these, they'll cannibalize each other, and some of these other guys will take various numbers, but.


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[Assistant] Okay. Alright, next up. It's hard for me to grade tackles. I'm really just looking at the sacks. It is trick. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] He might not even be on the team. I think he's on the team, but I think he plays less than that. I'm not expecting much.


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[Assistant] I do think, I've said this before, I think like this system should play to his skill set. Perfectly. Yes it is.


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[Assistant] But I, I just, that's too far of a bridge for me to-


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[Assistant] I'm going higher because of interceptions. I think he's going to have more than one.


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[Assistant] See, this is hard because I don't think there's any chance in hell he plays 97% of the snaps, but the interceptions feel like they should be a little bit higher.


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[Assistant] But they're not on the same level. I think Emerson could be really special.


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[Assistant] Yes. You know, Emerson's gonna play more, if he's healthy, Emerson's gonna play more snaps than new. That's what I was like.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I agree. I don't see, I don't think you're getting six picks out of the two safeties. No, probably not. About two, two maybe. I'd take four.


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[Assistant] I mean, he did a really good job. I think they're all pretty, I think that's a little high, but who cares? We're splitting hairs now.


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[Assistant] But I think Rodney McLeod would be more beneficial to this team Monday through Saturday than he will be on Sundays.


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[Assistant] After what we saw last year, until they do it, I'm very concerned. Until we see proof on the field.


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[Assistant] I don't like it from the players perspective. I understand why. From the fans and television, it makes perfect sense because we've had a lot of dud Thursday night games and all they care about is ratings and money. They don't care about the players. They've made that abundantly clear and the players keep rolling over during negotiations and don't do anything about it. So this is what you get.


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[Assistant] Uh, logistically, I think it's miserable for teams and coaches to.


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[Assistant] Have multiple short weeks. You know, there was a time where it was just, you had one Thursday night game and you kind of got through it, pushed through and then everything else went sort of back to normal. Now to be forced with possible potential multiple Thursday night games, I think sucks for the teams and the players. But from the league's perspective, it's better ratings and more money. So that's why they're doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't think they care about that because there's no, they don't draw any revenue off it. If it was gambling, if it impacted gambling.


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[Assistant] No, but the league doesn't get money. The league doesn't get a cut from it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but I don't think it's the fantasy. So players can't play fantasy football? They can? Oh, sure they can.


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[Assistant] And I don't, I don't buy the whole not enough good games to go around because look at the ratings for slapdick college bowl games against two teams that you've never heard of. The ratings are still through the roof.


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[Assistant] I don't like Ubray as a fit for this team. Uh, shooting, shooting, shooting, shooting. He doesn't fit the bill for the type of three point shooter that I think they need. I'm out on Ubray.


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[Assistant] He's got a championship and he hit the most important shot.


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[Assistant] No, the Cavs, the Cavs are not middling. With the young, with the roster where it's at, with the youth of it and the trajectory of where they can go, that's not a middling team. A middling team is a 500 team, like where the Cavs were with Wesley Person. Like those teams in the, you don't have much of a future, but you're half terrible.


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[Assistant] I mean, Darius Garland better get better with that contract. He better get better. I think Garland has another level or two. Mobley's got a couple of levels to him. You know, Donovan's still here. I know I started this whole, Donovan's got a year left, but he's still here.


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[Assistant] This is still as down as people have been on the Cavs. They are not a middling team. That's not, my definition of middling is a veteran team. You're fighting for the last playoffs team.


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[Assistant] Facts. Agree with that. And I hesitate to say this because I am not comparing them to the Warriors. I am not comparing them to the Warriors. I am not comparing them to the Warriors. I am not comparing them to the Warriors. Did y'all hear what Jason just said? Now go ahead and compare them to the Warriors. But here's what I'll say. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The Warriors came out of nowhere. Nobody thought they were title contenders. They were a young team that could shoot the ball well. Right. The Warriors were the dynasty nobody saw coming. I'm not saying the Cavs are going to have a din- not saying that. I'm saying the Warriors were a young team with young pieces that fit well together.


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[Assistant] And emerged on the scene at the exact right time because they all hit their peaks at the right time. The Cavs are a young team that could be that type of team that hits its stride together, that grows together. They're, they're still young in their careers. I'm not saying they're going to win the titles. I'm not saying they're going to win. I'm not saying any of that. I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] It was, it was a flippant remark by me. I shouldn't have said it. He's going to get far more than what the calves can offer.


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[Assistant] Alright, now, there's a cap to what they can offer Reeves, and without going down too many cap rabbit holes, he may get more than what they can offer, and he's gonna take every last dollar. He's come out and said that, like, this is one shot, and I'm blaming him.


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[Assistant] But they'll do everything they can to keep him and they should. I never, I never should have mentioned Austin Reeves as a possibility. He's not coming in.


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[Assistant] So, and with where they're going, I think they'll keep them at all costs. I think they're going to keep Austin first. It's going to get expensive, but.


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[Assistant] The Kyrie thing, it's gonna take a lot of gymnastics. They'd have to trade like everybody. No, they don't have to trade everybody, but they would have to.


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[Assistant] I actually just wrote about this today in the Athletic. John Greenberg, who's like me in the Chicago version of me, did a back and forth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he and I did a back and forth. He's totally against Kyrie going to LA. I said absolutely, it's the best chance at winning the title.


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[Assistant] So the long story short, they either have to convince Kyrie to take less money, which I don't think is happening. Exactly. Or they're going to have to come up with a sign and trade type deal to get it done. And I think they could keep Austin Reeves and still pull it off, but it would hurt. Like it would hurt.


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[Assistant] I said the other day, Miami, San Antonio, Oklahoma City, best three run, best run teams in the league.


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[Assistant] Boston better win tonight. They better win tonight. What do you mean they better? You better close this out tonight.


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[Assistant] Boston hasn't been great at home in the postseason. Except in game sevens. So, we'll see.


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[Assistant] Let's put it this way, I think Barclay said this and I totally agree.


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[Assistant] Game six is Miami's game seven. If they lose this tonight and they're going back home. Yeaah. That game six is your game seven.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I don't think that's realistic. I mean, he's still 35% of his career from three.


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[Assistant] He's played, he's, he's played well this year. He's had a, he's actually had a good year. I thought he was cooked. Ty loved Jeff Green. Ty Lou loved Jeff. And boy, he missed so many threes in that playoff series in 2018. I thought he was washed then. I'm not interested in bringing him back.


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[Assistant] I like him. I thought that at the time, I thought the Lakers sort of stole him from Washington for a second round pick. It came real early before the deadline. It was a little surprising on the timing of it. I'm not sure why Washington was in such a hurry to make that deal. Uh, I like Hachimora. I don't know that he fits.


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[Assistant] If he makes it to market, I don't know, I truly, I don't know what his value is. I don't know if he'd be in the 12 minute range or if he'd be higher or less. But I like him. I like Hachimora.


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[Assistant] I think I have to agree with you. I mean Murray's had such a terrific postseason. In Darius we just haven't seen it out of him yet. Let me see this.


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[Assistant] Right. Darius has a monster contract. Yeah. Uh, would be good trade value there. Darius is younger. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta agree with Bull. Keep Marie. Cut. Ja. And trade.


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[Assistant] He's a hell of a player, but he's just in a, I don't know who knows what he's doing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's done more. He's done. I don't know what Jamal's contract situation is though. I don't know how many years he's got left.


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[Assistant] I think Darrius, yeaah, because you can get more back in trade for him and I think Darrius can eventually get to the level Jamal's at now.


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[Assistant] What is Beal's contract? What has he got, a year left?


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm keeping Anthony Edwards because I think he's that dude. I think he's really good. I'm trading Donovan.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I'm cutting Beal because you're not getting much for Beal with that contract. Gee. You're not getting back what Donovan could get you back. I agree with that.


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[Assistant] I'm with, I'm with Bull, Cat does not have a great reputation around the league in terms of locker room guy and in terms, I would, I think you'd get more, I would keep Mobley and I think you'd get more for Jaren Jackson than you could, I think, maybe not, maybe not, maybe you'd get more.


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[Assistant] They're, they're, they're looking for shooters. Like wings. Wings.


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[Assistant] I'll actually keep, I, I mean. My sort of can shoot a little bit.


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[Assistant] I'm not keeping Lillard because he's the oldest. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I gotta keep book, I think, and I love Tatum. I love Tatum. I keep him book.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, but I- So you're trading Tatum? Trading Tatum and cutting- Alright. Cutting Lillard. Go ahead. But it's close. And one more just for fun.


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[Assistant] I'm keeping Sabonis. I really like Sabonis. I'm really high on Tomas. It's a bonus if you keep Sabonis. Nah. I'm high on Tomas. You know what?


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[Assistant] I'm keepin' domos, tradin', bam, cuttin' seahawks.


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[Assistant] I don't know, Toronto's in a really weird spot with your coach. I don't know, I don't know which direction they want to go.


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[Assistant] Did we, did we do a poll? I thought it was just internally. Did we ask them? I think we did. The three of us. I mean, they're gonna keep G, of course, and I'm probably gonna get killed.


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[Assistant] That was, he hurt his arm. He's coming off the field. He's complaining. Injured. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That is like Charlie Sheen and Major League taking the head off the piece that's in the batter's box. That was awful.


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[Assistant] Caught the edge. Needs to work on his, uh, delivery a little bit. He's gonna hurt himself throwing like that too often, but.


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[Assistant] He certainly gets a passing grade. Greg Newsom, nah man, like I said, if you were Ricky Vaughn in Major League, you'd have taken the head off that thing in the batter's box.


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[Assistant] I did that interview a long time ago. It's on me that hasn't run yet. Uh, he said that he hit three home runs that day.


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[Assistant] And he wanted to be one of the guys to hit four. And he was mad that he wanted to hit. He wanted to try and get a fourth home run. He was mad that he hit him.


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[Assistant] No. You have to walk if you get four pitches. You have to take the base if you get hit. Not negotiable.


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[Assistant] It's when you know what you have. By that point, you got a pretty good feel of who you are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think we need to gage it on that and not the trash around them. You need to gage it on what are we really? Who are we? What are we?


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[Assistant] And DeGroms, well Tampa, Tampa, it was the 20 to 1 game that threw everything off that one game.


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[Assistant] So they got hammered by Toronto 20-1 and screwed up their run differential. But still, the point is Texas is playing great. And DeGroms has been hurt. Without DeGroms.


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[Assistant] There's 7 games under 500 for the first time since 2015.


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[Assistant] It was a long time, and that was the Swisher-born year when they had to just sort of blow everything up at mid-season. And I think, I think we're, I think we're headed there. And it's not just, like everyone's been clamoring for Bo Naylor. Bo Naylor isn't going to save the season. No, no. But it's, it's a combination of things, like we're at the point where I, I just,


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[Assistant] But maybe you just put Will Brennan out there and just leave him out there and let him play every day and see what you do. It's not just one minor tweak that you need. I think you need to make a couple of major jolts to this team to try and snap them out of this.


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[Assistant] I think you can carry Miles Straw as a gold glove center fielder, one of the most important positions at 5 million. That's not a lot of money in today's game.


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[Assistant] I think it's not so much the young players that haven't worked out for me.


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[Assistant] It's the big dollar investments that they've made that have let them down. Because how much difference does this lineup look if Josh Bell is playing the way we thought Zanino's having a decent, not a great, just a decent year, and Andres Jimenez is playing the way he did last year. This whole lineup looks different. I put it more on the big dollar investments that they made.


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[Assistant] For a team that can't afford it. Yeah, I'm not going to kill them for it now because again, I didn't like it at the time. But I think we need to call the Zanino thing what it is. It was a six million dollar mistake. It was a gamble. They didn't do it.


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[Assistant] And the fact that they've missed on these guys, that they've invested big, big dollars, and Jimenez is not a miss to me. He just hasn't played well.


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[Assistant] When you signed Jimenez long-term, which I was all for it, I advocated for it, I wrote a whole column on it, and I still think it was, I'm glad they made the deal, I still think he's gonna be okay. I agree. You don't go from seven war to not being able to hit. No. He's going to be fine. Yeah. But once you committed to him, you no longer have room for Tyler Freeman, Gabriel Arias, and...


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[Assistant] Agree. I wholeheartedly agree. And I think their inability to make a trade is what's got this whole thing wrong. And I don't know this. Spitballing.


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[Assistant] I think when they're trying to make trades for Sean Murphy or for Matt Olson or whatever, teams are asking for Gavin Williams, Espino, and Bybee. And I think they were hesitant to move on from those guys, so they keep hitting the roadblock. If we can't get this, then we're not going to deal with it. I think, I think.


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[Assistant] I think that they would be happy to move on from Rokeo for the right, they'd include Rokeo in the right deal. I think they'd include Freeman in the right deal. Probably even include Valera in the right deal. I don't, and I don't know this, I think they didn't want to touch those three pitching, and that is what I think has been an impediment to making deals.


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[Assistant] But if you're not going to get Sean Murphy if you don't include one of those three guys, if Oakland is adamant saying you have to include one of these guys.


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[Assistant] He's going to be the best starter on the market, so you just want to let the demand increase with him. You don't move him now. I would look for a Rosario move right now. Even if you don't get anything for him, you're not going to get much for him. I would look for a Rosario move right now. And just to clear the spot, to get Arias at short.


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[Assistant] DFA's the Nino, eat the 6 million, it kills teams like this.


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[Assistant] If you're gonna have a chance at turning this around, it has to be, it has to be a dramatic shake-up. It can't just be one move. On the same day, Zenino DF-Aid, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] And it should be better, obviously, especially Jimenez. I'm putting it on those three, I'm putting it on...


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[Assistant] Kwan's been fine. He's fine. Yeaah. And he had a terrible day last year. Kwan's not holding this team back. Rightfield has been a disappointment, yes. Brennan hasn't hit. Gonzalez is in the minors, yes. But I'm telling you. As much as I don't like straw, he is what he is. I mean, you knew what you were getting for it. I'm fine with a five million dollar gold glover. I'm fine with that. But the three


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[Assistant] These guys that they invested big big dollars in, Jimenez, Bell, and Zanino, I really feel is why they are in this position because they have gotten, they have not gotten a return on investment on those three guys.


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[Assistant] But they don't have that. But again, if Zenino, Jimenez, and Bell were putting up the numbers worthy of the money that they gave them last winter, you'd feel a lot differently about straw batting knife.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's been a blind spot. They've been terrific at pitching, hitting not so much. Jose's internal, he was a homegrown guy. Quan was a homegrown guy. But for the most part, you know, Jimenez was a trade, Naylor was a trade.


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[Assistant] You're not going to get anything for him. You're going to get a, you're going to get a high AA infielder or a middling reliever, but it's just a matter of, you can't DFA him because I think it would piss off the locker room.


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[Assistant] Because of how he is felt and viewed in there, I don't think you can DFA him. They need to piss off the locker room. They're playing like a bunch of wimps right now. Well, but I think if you, if you just, you just need to trade them. Just trade them.


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[Assistant] Well, I was going to say, if the Guardians were in the east, how far out would they be?


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[Assistant] No, no, actually, actually he's heavily involved in pitch to pitch on everything.


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[Assistant] Um, he used to be on the northwest side of town. And there was always this myth about this other kid that was just as tall as you. Like, I've been this size since like, oh, 12. And he's been his size since like 12. So, they're like, hey.


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[Assistant] There's another kid on the other side of town that's bigger than you. He's going to drop 40 on you. We first started, we met each other first playing baseball and then we played basketball each other and then eventually went to the same high school. So yeah, no, uh, really good friend, know all his family, all his people. He just got the, uh, high school, uh, the national high school hall of fame.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they have kind of started this thing and it's going to be in Canton, Ohio. So he was able, uhm, to partner with another couple of the other people. Uhm, and so this is the inaugural class. So it's a really big names on there. The Mannings, Marcus Dupree had a 30 for 30.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a lot of different people. Mike Doss, uh, went into it, uh, from McKinley. Bernie Kozar went into it. So, it was just a press conference, letting people know what it is, and uh.


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[Assistant] Okay, so which one, are we saying, are we going individually? No, I'd say as a group.


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[Assistant] Would not get them to the playoffs, I don't think. AFC is much better. And there's one more game. And there's one more. So here's the problem I got with it. I ain't got no problem with the 487 on the ground. The four rushing touchdowns okay.


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[Assistant] I want anywhere 9, I'll take 9 to 11, 9 to 11 interceptions. Sounds like I'm just bigger up in this cause now I'm 3 or 4. Now you're agreeing with it. 9 to 11 is, them touchdowns, no.


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[Assistant] Them, them, them gotta be at least 36, 37. And 3,700 is way too low. 3,700 is like what? 220 yards a game?


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[Assistant] I only like, I only have a problem with 3,726 touchdowns.


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[Assistant] Because if I just close my eyes, I think Baker, his rookie year, had what, 3,400?


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[Assistant] He had 34 touchdowns, I think 27 or 28 touchdowns, 11 interceptions, and he didn't even start the first few games.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's right. We all, we were all picked nine or 10 the other day. Mostly, if you look at those numbers, that's not three first round draft picks. That's not playoffs and that's not a top 10 quarterback.


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[Assistant] Given what he said, given what he said Deshaun Watson had, this has to be higher.


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[Assistant] That's, I'm gonna look at it, I'm gonna look at it in totality, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Because I believe, I believe that the run game as well as the passing game is supposed to complement each other. And if you tell me that


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[Assistant] You know, Deshaun Watson is only going to have 3,700 yards somewhere in that area. I expect Nick Chubb to be around 1,400. He ain't gotta have 1,500. 1,400 and about 12 touchdowns is about what I'm expecting for Nick Chubb.


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[Assistant] So that's my point. If they throw the ball that much and he's carries it down, them numbers for Watson gotta go up.


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[Assistant] And I know this is blasphemous to say, like, oh, he's the replacement for, nah, like, no one's going to replace Nick Chubb, but I think there's a chance as he gets older that, you know, Nick Chubb has been really durable, but there's a chance he misses a game here, game here, or a game where he, other than under 10 yards or undertake carries.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, like, definitely. But, but then again, if Chubb misses the game, I think they're going all out, Ariel.


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[Assistant] I think they would just really five wide it up and then we would just say we had to shine. Yeah, and that's I don't know.


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[Assistant] I like it. I like he gonna get some third down back love. I like it on the on the fringes like on friends. All right.


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[Assistant] I'ma go with Jason on this one. Uhm, I think he's around a thousand and touchdowns is spot on to me, but just,


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[Assistant] Here's the difficult part about projecting a passing game. A, we don't know what the passing game looks like. C, or excuse me, B, you don't know what Elijah Moore, what kind of connections these guys got. Usually if you've got a franchise quarterback.


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[Assistant] Completions wasn't there. So like, I guess this seems kinda cool if they get a thousand. So like, if you got...


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[Assistant] Say, Amari Cooper got $9.50 and Elijah Moore got $9.80.


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[Assistant] So that means, so you know, you know how, you know how the Cleveland Browns elevation work. People love it. He got a six, six round pick. They love DPJ. They got him as a number two receiver. This don't look like number two receiver numbers. No, I, I think you don't feel he's a number two. No, he's not a number two receiver this year.


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[Assistant] I was, I just waiting for other people to step along. I like DPJ at 6 round pick, but he's more of a 3. Uhm, he's welcome to go out and prove me wrong, but I don't think he has enough. I don't even think he gonna have enough of the routes to even accumulate them yards. Like, he's gonna be running sit downs.


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[Assistant] That could even be high. I could see him with under 500 yards receiving. I could see him with, with 40, you know, somewhere around 40 receptions. I could see it being a little longer, a little more yards like, uh, maybe 650. But if he gets 650, that's a nice year for him. It would be.


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[Assistant] I think, I think you could push all three. If Watson do what he's supposed to, you might see three receivers, including in the joku with, with somewhere around 900.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, or 800. 8, somewhere in that, if it's spread. But this is way too low though. This way too low. Yeaah, I'm with, I'm with you. This way too low.


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[Assistant] I could see him give maybe 253 touchdowns.


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[Assistant] They're not that far off, so. My goodness, these little minimoski. I'm going to tell you what, I'm going to keep saying it.


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[Assistant] David Bell, do not let Anthony Schwartz come out here and run something back, bro.


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[Assistant] Because they gon' look at you funny style, like, they gon' look at you like, mmm, you might-


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[Assistant] I had to, I gotta double down on my, on what I said. David and Joku, I've been projecting you for the last three and a half years. Yeah. To get into that kiddo Kelsey. I hope so. Cause I got him on my dynasty league football team now. So I need you. Let's go. To bust out.


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[Assistant] Your first thousand yard season as a tight end. That's a lot to ask right now. Hey listen, I know. Listen, actually to be truthful, this is a wish upon a star. Yeaah. It's probably not even gonna happen. But, I gotta double down. David and Joku!


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[Assistant] One thousand fifty! Oh. Wow. One thousand.


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[Assistant] We asked ourselves, where is the missing 500 yards coming from Deshaun's stats? I waited to now to get that to you and you find out that David and Joku had those 500 and touchdowns.


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[Assistant] Thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand fifty and about nine touchdowns. Nine.


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[Assistant] Hey, I gotta disrespect him by putting an imaginary D in his name. I'm just gonna start calling you imaginary. Jordan Atkins. I can't say Atkins.


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[Assistant] Listen man, listen, first of all, I told you I was wearing this joint immediately. I came down. It was good on you baby. First thing I came, I said, where's the gear at?


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[Assistant] I didn't even say nothing. I just heard, there's the gear. My joint is old, I need, like, and give me a visor, I just tape it on my glasses.


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[Assistant] So in baseball, he played for the team called the Tigers. I played for the Royals. I believe that we beat the Tigers in the championship, right? Not the championship, but it was the playoffs.


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[Assistant] In basketball, he played for Crenshaw, I played for Layman. Now we got smoke.


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[Assistant] So you got your ass kicked is what you said. We got smoked. Yeaah. And basketball. Then we, then we played on the same basketball team, right? And so I used to, we just talked about it there, like, I used to, like, I used to eat, like, in the, uh, bathroom.


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[Assistant] Me and I, so Antonio would be so mad, bro. He'd be like, why is you in the bathroom again? We used to have to take drill. Wait, was he mad that you were eating in the bathroom or that you weren't sharing? No, he was mad because I was late on the joint and we had to run.


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[Assistant] So he, he, he, he's the assistant director, you know, the AD.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, they got this thing called the High School Hall of Fame.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I'll let you get into more of it, but I thought it was great because it's not only like the National Hall of Fame, but it also definitely highlights administrators, it highlights teams, it highlights individuals and coaches.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, so we, same year in school, uhm, so we graduated in 2000. Uhm, Mike Dawes graduated a year prior to us. So uhm, you know, the crazy thing is, you know, when I went down to the, to the Hall of Fame Village, I heard Boogie On talking about the USFL practice in there. Right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And walked into the weight room, and we was like, uh.


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[Assistant] Hey, who is these dudes? I was looking around like, hey bro, hey Tone, where you get these cats from?


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[Assistant] He was like, oh no, them ain't, them ain't, uh, them, them ain't high school dudes, them is USFL cats. I said, how the heck you lose the master if you got dudes like that? I'm like, this dude got tattoo on his necks? I'm like, he look real, that dude look like he.


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[Assistant] He's a real dude, bro. I'm like, this cat is crazy. But the USFL be practicing down there. So it's a beautiful facility. Uhm, and it's just crazy how, how, how it looks as far as night and day from where I came up. It's crazy.