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[Assistant] That people don't look at the green book and say, oh my gosh, that's something that happened in the past and thank God we don't need that anymore.


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[Assistant] It's important that we learn the real history of what the Green Book was, how it really transformed access and mobility for a race of people. It gave them the strength to persevere in spite of all the challenges that were ahead of them. This guide made it possible for them to move forward anyway. It was extremely powerful.


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[Assistant] Well, as I mentioned in my letter, I am quite ready to...


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[Assistant] Thank you, but I'm afraid I must delay my experiment.


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[Assistant] The army confiscated my lightning rods. They are essential to conducting the electricity. I need to vivify your box.


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[Assistant] Soldiers have been hauling things away all day. Perhaps they could tell you where they've taken my lightning rod so you could get them back. At your service, sir.


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[Assistant] Shay! It is good to see you again. Your friend Hope said you were away. I-I-I was?


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[Assistant] Well, it's a very good thing then. I just finished fixing the prototype. Here you go.


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[Assistant] Would you be so kind as to inform Mistress Hope? Of course.


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[Assistant] Yes, indeed, my good fellow. Yet, without your assistance today... Well, you have my thanks, Shay.


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[Assistant] And they don't just let anyone inside the royal palace. Very well. I'll see what can be arranged.


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[Assistant] Ah, Shay, you certainly look prepared to meet royalty. Perhaps King Louis himself will


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[Assistant] Yes, I heard a group of merchants would be here today. They might come see my scientific demonstration later.


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[Assistant] No we won't. You think you'll be so careless now knowing how close at heel we are?


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[Assistant] That brute has the index. And Miranda and Johnson. He can activate the ring.


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[Assistant] But they're angry and I, I understand it. They're ashamed and they're crying and, and


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[Assistant] All of them, but I was there. I was one of them, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm an actor. It's a photographic memory, so every single piece of it. So a moose, a bear, and a hazelnut. And wine. And some red wine. Done.


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[Assistant] The instruction set that teaches your body how to make a piece of the virus.


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[Assistant] I am very concerned about our permitting and regulatory processes. A few years ago,


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[Assistant] Uhm, there was a severe gutting of our regulatory and permitting processes by our former governor. So, there is a lot of concern over that.


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[Assistant] For more on this and other Frontline programs, visit our website at pbs.org.


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[Assistant] I, I, I try to guess the episodes, y'all. I try.


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[Assistant] This one, I'm just, I can only think of like, League of Legogens with like, Soraka. So I, I don't know, maybe...


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[Assistant] Somebody slips on a banana peel and they get offended and they are like peasant. Chloe is probably Chloe.


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[Assistant] It's Chloe- Chloe slips out of a banana peel and she becomes Queen Banana. That's my guess. Lock it in.


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[Assistant] I didn't see a mute button going yet.


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[Assistant] Are we, we're, okay. The only thing that can make this episode better, besides Zoe taking Chloe's part.


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[Assistant] Is Zoey getting the miraculous here as well? They have to, right? I'm calling it.


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[Assistant] No, honey, nooo. Don't do it. It's not worth it.


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[Assistant] Her confidence like, Ladybug picked me!


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[Assistant] Alright, so I can say confidently I really like Zoe. Zoe is a good addition. I like the fact that we have a Chloe replacement basically. Who's her?


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[Assistant] Came out of nowhere half sister.


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[Assistant] I think it's very funny, uhm, along with that, I like the fact that we now have a capable V Miraculous user.


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[Assistant] Who's identity is secret, which is good. And hers is like actually secret secret. Like Hawk Moth does not know it's Zoe, which is super helpful because Hawk Moth knows who has had a miraculous before because of the season three finale. So it is very helpful to have Zoe. She'll be another good ally.


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[Assistant] I'm still concerned about Alia. She knows Marinette's secret and Hawk Moth knows she had a miraculous before. So it's a little bit sketchy. I'm a little bit nervous about that fact.


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[Assistant] We haven't really talked about it yet, so I'm kinda scared. Hopefully that gets addressed soon, cause Ollie could be in like mega danger. Uhm, but, I like this episode.


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[Assistant] Because not only do we get Zoe kind of standing up for herself and standing up to, uh,


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[Assistant] Chloe, we also get Andre, you know, our mayor coming in at the end and being like,


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[Assistant] Like, that's not gonna happen. I will paint the limo pink. I will do all these other things. I'll get you a new phone. I'm not gonna hurt your sister. Like, she is here. She is our family. Like, we're not doing that.


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[Assistant] Uh, along with that, the movie was very cute that they actually made. Not the one Chloe wanted to make that cut. Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.


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[Assistant] But the one they made was very cute. Uhm.


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[Assistant] It's very sweet. It also is just nice that it comes back again.


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[Assistant] When Zoey, you know, tricks.


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[Assistant] Chloe into taking the, uh, miraculous charm.


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[Assistant] Or if it's just like assumed underneath or something.


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[Assistant] But so glad she has it. At least now Hawk Moth can't reach her. And I think Chloe is too dumb.


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[Assistant] To understand why it's not working. Or why Hawk Moth won't pick her anymore. But so good. I was wondering


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[Assistant] How and if Chloe was going to get one of those charms? So I'm so glad she has one. The other person who needs a charm badly is Lila. And Alia.


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[Assistant] Alia and Laila. Alia we know can fight out of it, but she can still have those feelings. So I would just like if Alia had a charm, but Laila needs one too. We need to trick Laila into having one of these charms as well. I don't know how we're going to do that, but we need to. So.


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[Assistant] Cross your fingers, somehow we'll trick Lila as well into getting one.


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[Assistant] I don't know, maybe she'll get jealous of like Chloe's and like something, I don't know.


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[Assistant] But overall, like, Chloe's a solid character. She's very sweet and kind.


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[Assistant] I like Zoe, I think she's in solid edition. I do hope we'll get to see her like hanging out with the group a bit. I don't need her talking and stuff, but I would like her to like be in our little like girlfriend group now. I think it'd be really cute. I hope she's not like neglected because I think she


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[Assistant] You know, deserves to be a part of the girl group now and like, should come hang out with all of us. So I'm hopeful that'll be the case. Uh, along with that, I would just like more about like,


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[Assistant] Is it just confirmed mom had an affair? Or like, what?


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[Assistant] Like I don't, I don't understand that, but I don't, I don't, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Or did mom literally just have another child and she's like, yeah, one of it. And he's just like, okay, I guess.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just want answers. Is that so wrong of me? I just want answers.


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[Assistant] I'm curious to see what will happen now because we still have a lot of miraculous that have not been used. We are again reusing the, uh,


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[Assistant] Be miraculous. We still have so many others, like we have the pig one.


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[Assistant] The, the dog one, which the dog was weird, the dog was sassy by the way. Uhm. Is there a tiger or something?


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[Assistant] Lion? I'm not sure. But, so there's a few we haven't used.


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[Assistant] So I don't know if we'll use them this season or if that's for next season or something, not sure.


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[Assistant] But, it is a little weird that we get a new beam miraculous before we get like a, like a new one to use, so.


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[Assistant] Hopefully we'll get something cool and interesting happening. Not saying Zoe wasn't cool and interesting, cause she is.


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[Assistant] But it'd just be nice to see, like, a different Miraculous be used soon. So.


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[Assistant] I don't know, we'll see what happens, but nevertheless, I really do like Miraculous. I really am enjoying this season. I know I'm only like seven episodes.


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[Assistant] But I am liking it. I know maybe it's a bit too soon for me to judge, but I like what we're doing. I like that all you know is, I mean, it's a little bit scary, but I like that all you know is Marinette's Secret. I like the addition of Zoe. I think she's very interesting.


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[Assistant] And I like that Chloe now has the charm and she can't be akumatized. I think that's really cool and fun.


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[Assistant] A nice little work in type of thing, so that way she can't get, you know.


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[Assistant] She can't literally be a part of like, Hawk Daddy's plane anymore, cause you can't even reach her. So I wouldn't be surprised if it was an episode that like,


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[Assistant] Gabriel, like, takes it off of her or something. Like, he figures it out. So, we'll see what happens, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Overall, thank you guys so much for watching this with me, I really do appreciate it. Uh, please make sure if you like this video to like, share, subscribe, all that fun jazz, and I will see you, uh,


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[Assistant] Mitchell. I know you're not in this for the money. Remind me a lot of will in that way. Now go get that arm fixed.


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[Assistant] New Zealand's Nelson-Tasman region is the home of sunny beaches, outrageous landscapes, and Nelson, a small city that boasts a thriving art scene.


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[Assistant] Craft breweries and wineries, and a farmer's market famed for its local specialties.


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[Assistant] National Geographic sent my colleagues and me to explore the area and tell its story.


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[Assistant] Just over an hour away from Abel Tasman, I went to explore Nelson's famous market. And what I found, blew me away.


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[Assistant] I know that for a lot of people New Zealand is high on the bucket list.


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[Assistant] We have the names. Now we just need to know when and where the meeting is.


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[Assistant] It's three of us against an army. It's suicide.


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[Assistant] Better known as Hades, leader of the KVA and mastermind behind the devastating attacks of four years ago.


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[Assistant] We recently spoke with Jonathan Irons, founder and CEO of Atlas International, the private military corporation responsible for hunting down and killing Hades.


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[Assistant] In the wake of the KVA attacks, Atlas has become the world's biggest corporation.


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[Assistant] And you now preside over the world's largest standing military. So what's next for Jonathan Irons?


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[Assistant] Uh, today was one heck of a day. Uh, it started out great. Uh, the Cinego guys are officially in LA, so I had to help them find a new apartment, and it's very close to where I am now, which means those sketches that I told you about are gonna be coming very soon, but there's a lot of...


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[Assistant] Road that needs to be paved to get to that point. So, still a lot of work that needs to be done, but we're gonna get there pretty soon.


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[Assistant] The other thing was, I took a three hour acting class today, and it was the first one I've ever taken. Very different from what I was expecting, but, uh, took a lot of time, I learned some stuff, and uh, I actually look forward to learning a lot more in the future.


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[Assistant] But what really got to me today was, uh, there was some poorly timed drama that, uh, really stirred up some emotions and, uh, earlier this week on, uh,


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[Assistant] Super deep, but as deep as they need to be, uh, so they don't affect me on a daily, you know, basis, but sometimes it just can't help it. And, uh, I-I couldn't exactly say that I was up to the task of recording videos anyway. Like, I have time, but...


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[Assistant] I don't have time to whip myself up into the mood to do it cause I'm not gonna just plaster a smile on my face and try to, uh, muscle my way through a video like you guys would be able to tell.


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[Assistant] No. Uh, but in other news, there's one very important thing that I wanted to tell you guys about, uh, that not many people know about. Uh, there is a charity livestream that I'm going to be doing by myself, uh, this Saturday, in two days from when you see this video. Uh, Saturday, I believe it's the 21st? I think it is? Either way, this- this Saturday,


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[Assistant] Uh, from a kid, and I am so happy to be able to do this, and I don't know why I didn't do it before, because, you know, usually when I do these livestreams by myself, I usually look, ah, I gotta get this game or this game, or, or one thing or another, but, uh, something really tickles me about just being able to sit down and, uh, play a game that's very, very close to my heart. And, uh, that's one of the best things about games, is like,


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[Assistant] They're not just like movies that you remember, they're experiences that you've lived. So even the small ones that didn't really matter that weren't the Super Mario World, so long as they meant something to your life, then they'll mean something to your life for your whole life, you know. You'll rem- you'll remember that for years and years and years.


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[Assistant] And, uh, when you get to relive it again, I think that's something really special. So I-I hope you will join me this Saturday. Uh, we're going to be raising money for...


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[Assistant] Uh, the depression and bipolar alliance.


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[Assistant] Uh, which is a very highly rated charity for the treatment and research of depression and bipolar disorder, uh, for those people that suffer through it. And I know, I know that weirdly it's a touchy subject because some people are very skeptical about


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[Assistant] Depression and bipolar in, in, in, you know, in a whole sense and how some mental illness, illnesses are treated with, I don't know, almost disdain.


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[Assistant] You know, mental illnesses need to come a long way before they're treated on the same level as physical illnesses, but


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[Assistant] Uhm, if I can do anything to help because I know that I've had


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[Assistant] I'm not saying that I'm depressed because I had a bad day, that's not what I'm saying. Like, one bad day does not, depressed make. But, you know, I-I-I sympathize with them and I understand it and I know so much more about it now that I've been a beacon of hope for some of these people. And I-I know that


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[Assistant] I know that there's been a lot of really wordy, heavy stuff going on in the past week or so, ever since I hit six million, and I- I didn't mean to do it again, but it's just been a weird snowstorm of things happening in my life, all at the wrong and right time. Uh, and so...


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[Assistant] I-I-I also wanted you guys to know about this charity livestream because I don't think I formally announced it. Uh, or if I did, I can't remember and it's coming up in a few days and I want you guys to know about it, I want you guys to support it. So, uh, please join me this Saturday for a livestream.


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[Assistant] I will get some sleep after this. Not that I've been lacking sleep. I've actually been doing really great on my schedule. It's just that, you know, every once in a while.


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[Assistant] So, thank you guys so much for watching. Thank you guys so much for being here. And thank you for understanding that some days I just need to.


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[Assistant] And, uh, some of them you might not have seen, like many of you may not have seen. Oh, sorry, excuse me. Like some of you...


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[Assistant] I'm not letting go, so you've got to pull me up!


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[Assistant] I was really surprised when I saw the picture showing the peak of tsunami when it hit the plant. It exceeded the height of the reactor building. It began to destroy, you know, everything.


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[Assistant] And there's huge airspace. The top of the reactor building, about 17 meters from the refueling floor.


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[Assistant] I would say so if the Emerged Diesel Generators had been located at a higher elevation. Not the whole plant, just the Emerged Diesel Generators, or the batteries had been in water-proof rooms. Uh, a lot of this would have probably not happened.


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[Assistant] I would say it would be completely inaccurate. Nuclear has to be part of the solution. It is the only scalable energy source that we have that does not emit CO2 and does not rely heavily on foreign imports.


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[Assistant] Being an explorer is all about understanding this world better. To show the world a different way of seeing.


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[Assistant] Oh, I never knew it. Yeah, you took me by surprise. While I was getting lost so deep inside your diamond eyes.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, my name is Angelique Kiju and I'm so happy to be with National Geographic to celebrate the Earth Day evening. This song, Dignity, is about our dignity.


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[Assistant] As human beings, as we live on the earth that is carrying us, that have carried us for generations. And I think it's about time that we pay attention more to Mother Earth.


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[Assistant] My continent is the one that is really feeling the heat and feeling the pain of this global change.


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[Assistant] And I think that we, that's the reason why I wrote this song with Yemi Alade and I'm trying to bring the new generation of musicians to raise their voice to save our earth and all together we can surely do this.


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[Assistant] So Crash Bandicoot, uh, lives on an island, uh, a fictional island in the south of Australia, uh, where kind of, uh, uh, mutant animals such as Crash and his friends and humans can kind of coexist together. They're called the Wampa Islands.


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[Assistant] But I took a bath just yesterday.


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[Assistant] Peek-a-boo. You found me.


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[Assistant] Mommy, mommy, I hate my knee.


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[Assistant] Daddy, daddy, my elbow is hurt. Fell off my bike into the dirt.


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[Assistant] We've had some earthquakes in the eastern and central U.S.


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[Assistant] When they were designing Indian Point, this was unknown. This was unknown. The original design for Indian Point 1 barely mentions earthquakes except to say that, uh, this region is quiet compared to Alaska and California and Japan, which is true.


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[Assistant] So one would be if the reactors themselves are damaged.


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[Assistant] I still live here. I live 17 miles from Indian Point. How much concern does that give you? It gives me a fair amount of concern. And one of the reasons is that Indian Point is closer to more people than any other reactor in the country.


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[Assistant] Our relationship has been strained. Oh, it has, okay. I don't even know about that. Yeah, you should google it.


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[Assistant] Hey dead guy, what am I in for here? Crank open that crate.


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[Assistant] Hey, where's the cops? The National Guard? The news helicopters?


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[Assistant] So Floyd, there's one thing I don't get. Why would Fisco poison their own customers?


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[Assistant] After a colossal corporate fuckup, we're the only ones who know the truth. And we're trapped inside a walled up city full of zombies with no contact to the outside world. I'd say security's doing a pretty good job.


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[Assistant] I need to find a propeller. The propeller has blades. Guess I'll start at the old crown blades factory.


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[Assistant] Nah, not unless you know where I can find a propeller.


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[Assistant] Ah, think Sam, think. Here's the plan. We're gonna railjack that train.


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[Assistant] So Sam, what were you doing with that fact reel by yourself?


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[Assistant] Isn't that the school that all the rich and famous send their kids to when they have to go into rehab or whatever? Yeah, but it's a great school.


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[Assistant] Yes. What should I do first, coach? Step one, never call me coach again.


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[Assistant] Step two, never do that again. Step three, let's see what your friends need to get upright and start working on that propeller.


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[Assistant] Guess if I want that precious Bora Bora water, I'm gonna have to drain out this nasty stuff first.


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[Assistant] The bridge! No, I can just jump across on these boats!


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[Assistant] What's your name? Boo Boo? Come on Boo Boo, Margaret's looking for you.


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[Assistant] Hey, Sam, did you maybe forget some of the details about Margaret's robo-dog? The thing won't follow me back.


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[Assistant] Fine. Oh wait, Sam, the dog is following me now.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it just committed suicide. Sorry, mission failed. What's next?


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[Assistant] Hmm, how can I make this fun for me too? How about...


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[Assistant] Sure, anytime. Yeah, really nice work, Sam.


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[Assistant] Well, there might be a product recall on their latest drink. I'm just saying, I'm sure that can't help the stock price.


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[Assistant] I had an entire panic apartment. It just looked like my normal apartment but with boarded up windows and me inside. Panic.


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[Assistant] Well, at least the dickbag left a message. Axe is now poor and an orphan.


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[Assistant] Well, his parents are still alive, but they're major assholes. Stole his money and left him for dead. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you don't help him I'll throw your ass out on the street to fend for yourself. I'm on board with this.


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[Assistant] Any idea where I can find some high end computer parts? Computer parts? Nope. You sure?


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[Assistant] Now, if I was a tree-dwelling hillbilly, where would I keep my computer parts?


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[Assistant] I'm sorry Floyd. Just wish I could have saved him.


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[Assistant] I'm looking for a guy named Brillcream?


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[Assistant] Well maybe I can help you find it.


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[Assistant] Hey, how do you make transmitters blow up so big?


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[Assistant] A giant lizard's attacking me. This goes marketing of getting really aggressive.


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[Assistant] Hey, sorry about that whole banished from the troop thing.


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[Assistant] A genius that might be trapped in a hot dog factory?


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[Assistant] We'll find him. You mean I'll find him?


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[Assistant] Scavs. And it looks like they decided to upgrade their arsenal.


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[Assistant] Not yet. I'm following up on Ali. Oh? I found a note from Grill Cream. He said he was going to meet you at Hep Cat's diner. What ever happened with that?


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[Assistant] I guess there's a chance she's still alive. I won't know until I get up to the platform.


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[Assistant] Let's not complicate things by poking holes in the way we deliver the story, okay?


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[Assistant] Uh, not to be rude, but you don't have any trigger fingers. Or toes. I think I'll give it.


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[Assistant] You can keep your commendation. I just want you to tell me how to get out of this city.


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[Assistant] Listen, edibles can mess you up. You gotta be careful.


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[Assistant] You're gonna feed your king tree bark? Oh.


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[Assistant] Now I get it. You hate your king and you're trying to slowly poison him with bark soup.


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[Assistant] Do know that all those medieval people died horrible deaths, right? I keep forgetting. I'm dealing with crazy people.


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[Assistant] What a surprise! Okay, send a crew to meet me at the farmer's market. We'll haul back some real food.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sorry, I don't know a master from a city hall, but I do know where to get some medicine. Sit tight.


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[Assistant] Oh, when I get back with your drugs, we'll discuss my offense at your assumption that I would know where to find drugs.


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[Assistant] What do we have in here? Plan A, the night before the morning after pill. Nope, that's not gonna help a fever.


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[Assistant] Riddle infant, riddling for babies. Heh, it was just a matter of time.


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[Assistant] Bizotussin, finally, something that'll cure a fever.


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[Assistant] Oh, is that code for get more drugs?


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[Assistant] Look, this guy, Brillcream, he said you could build me a boat. I don't know if that's the same as a boon, but... Leave the plans with me, and I will study them.


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[Assistant] But you guys should probably have guns. Nay. We shall not besmirch our honor with such sorcery.


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[Assistant] Sire, that is very fucking unwise. I am the king! By definition, everything I do


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[Assistant] Lawrence the Leper? Uh-uh, no. No more leeches and cough syrup. That was a one-time deal.


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[Assistant] Well, he sent you on a really fucked up mission. Where's the figurehead? They took it, man. Who took it?


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[Assistant] How now young knight? I see you have found the figurehead. By the way, Lawrence is dead. Leprosy takes its toll yet again. Littlefoot.


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[Assistant] What the hell is this? These boats are junk!


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[Assistant] I am only following the plan that Master Brillcream called for.


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[Assistant] Adios, Fizgo. Go suck yourself, Sunset City. Hello, vacation.


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[Assistant] Before this whole thing started, just floated through life. Never taking anything seriously. And horror night happened, and I know this is gonna sound crazy, but my life didn't start until the world came to an end. That's why we're going back.


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[Assistant] Look, there's bad shit coming our way. Soon. I can help you. And your kids. But first you have to get me into Physco HQ.


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[Assistant] Okay, here's how this is gonna go. First I'll run some errands for you, then you'll like me, and then you'll help me.


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[Assistant] Now, if I were a cheerleader, what would I want?


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[Assistant] And, uh, remember, these are badass assassins. Yes! A sword!


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[Assistant] Hey, Fort Kim. So, I'm looking for the most badass sword in the samurai museum. Can you hook me up?


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[Assistant] So is there one last samurai still roaming the city, killing OD, scaps, and the unworthy with the finest sword in the land?


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[Assistant] Hello? Hey Wendy, you're a blacksmith right? How do you make a sword?


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[Assistant] Source medals, huh? Let's see what we got around here.


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[Assistant] Excellence in marketing. More like excellence in ego stroking. But they're nice and heavy. These'll do.


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[Assistant] Or, I could just break them and see what happens. Is there any question which option is better?


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[Assistant] Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to throw you off. It's just... Las Catrinas is crazy, you know?


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[Assistant] I mean, you're getting out of here. Uh, uh, listen, is there anything you need?


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[Assistant] I could spit peanut shells near your feet. Pretty much the same thing.


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[Assistant] But, you never got to fall off a mountain either. You're not in here for falling off a mountain, are you?


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[Assistant] Okay, we need a band. Put on your promoter hat. Well, Wendy plays in pretty mean loot. Let's see if she's up for it.


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[Assistant] I need a drummer. Aren't they just hobos with girlfriends? Sam? I need a drummer.


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[Assistant] Bound the drum kit. And some taiko drums.


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[Assistant] Hey, thanks, Helper. Now get to the next one without touching the ground.


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[Assistant] You still standing out there? Oh.


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[Assistant] I know you're all wondering why I called you here tonight. Take a look around. All of this will be yours someday.


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[Assistant] Yet we are not all here. I see the painted tarts are not big.


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[Assistant] For Vaughngarthia! For the Oxfords!


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[Assistant] Whose idea was that? Yours? Or yours? Oh, bad move, guys. Neo Gaff is gonna eat you alive. You know what? I deserve a better ending. I got an idea. Okay, rewind!


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[Assistant] Hey everybody, who wants to get drunk on milk and crackers?


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[Assistant] Alright, so be honest, that whole riding the bottle into the building thing, did it look as cool as it felt?


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[Assistant] This one, I think I really should have slipped up. I should have.


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[Assistant] Deputy Medical Examiner Gill told KCTV5 in March, mistakes happen.


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[Assistant] At times, even though we do our best, that new information arises which necessitates an amendment being made.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't, that sounded very ominous. I don't like that. That was very ominous.


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[Assistant] Fine work. Worthy of a fine survivalist. Uh... Perhaps you would like to join my troop? I'm not wearing a sash.


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[Assistant] Those creatures are coming this way. How long have you trapped in there? 16 days, 20 hours, 8 minutes.


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[Assistant] Unless... I need a pencil. Paper!


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[Assistant] Two! Done! Bring these plans to my friend Ignatius, head of the shipbuilders union. You should find him near the harbor. This guy's gonna build a ship? Better than that. He's gonna give you a way out of the city.


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[Assistant] He was the hardline right in the House. He was the one that was voting against the Republican establishment alongside his friend Mike Pence, then a Republican of Indiana.


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[Assistant] He thought that it would be easy to work with Trump, that the president just wanted wins, right? He just wanted, he just wanted to be able to say he was winning and that he wouldn't be particularly competitive about the details. It was just about get me bills and I'll sign them.


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[Assistant] It just created an environment that I also don't think Republicans were really politically ready for.


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[Assistant] Senator once joked to me that if you had to call a friend and needed to bury a body, Mitch McConnell is the friend that you would call who would help you and never bring it up again. But might need a favor from you years down the line.


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[Assistant] And every time we saw him, it was like, do you know who you're gonna vote? Do you know who you're gonna vote? And he was...


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[Assistant] Grouchier and grouchier as the day went on as he sometimes gets, uh, and he just said stay tuned.


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[Assistant] John McCain walks up to where the vote clerks are, and he lists his hand very dramatically.


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[Assistant] The president's frustration was not subtle, right? Particularly towards Mitch McConnell. I think he just saw him as a failure.


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[Assistant] For Republicans like Tennessee Senator Bob Corker, he came out, essentially said that he wasn't sure that Trump had the character or the temperament to be President of the United States. Wow.


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[Assistant] There was a sense of heartbreak, sadness, disappointment. There is a veil of sadness around him.


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[Assistant] There isn't a rush to stick up for Jeff Flake or side with him. Everyone just kind of stays on the sidelines and wants to stay out of it. Uh, a lot of, when you would talk to someone, what did you think about Jeff Flake? Oh, I didn't see what he said. You know, I missed it. I was in a meeting. Like there wasn't, um, much ruminating on his decision.


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[Assistant] It's time for what has become a much-anticipated annual tradition here. Every year at the NBA Finals, they have an event called Media Day. Reporters from all over get a chance to talk to the players, and no reporter is more celebrated than our own Guillermo, who rode all the way to Toronto on a bicycle to file this all-star-studded report.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel and this is the internet. I made it myself. Hit subscribe if you like it.


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[Assistant] Bye. Ah, a quest. I shall serenade you along the way.


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[Assistant] Our battle is coming, let me sing the song of pangs.


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[Assistant] I can smell the breath of our enemies, but a bunch of sodding!


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[Assistant] They come from the gutter, they come from the piss.


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[Assistant] Honey, honey. Yes, mama. Eating candy. No, mama. Are you sure? Yes, mama. Open your mouth. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.


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[Assistant] Some of the kids trust you. I'm not so sure. Watch it.


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[Assistant] You're feeling alright? Yep, I'm feeling really good. I would think so. We have worked for a long time and for this to happen and you were an 11 to 1 underdog as I think most people are aware. They say this is the biggest upset since Buster Douglas beat Mike Tyson. Have you spoken to Buster Douglas?


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[Assistant] Really, how much time did you have before you knew you were going to fight and you fought?


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[Assistant] Okay, so you are now going to have a rematch because as the champion that is his, uh, he's able to dictate that. Are you looking forward to a rematch?


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[Assistant] Mhm, I see. Oh, you would go over there. Yeah, I would, but... I think you stay here, I think that's the good idea. Because you know, boxing, it can be very shaky, you know. And, well, you know how it is, and you definitely, I think you want to, I think you should have this fight here.


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[Assistant] And uh, when you are an underdog, an 11-0-1 underdog, which you were, does any, does your family bet on you?


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[Assistant] Oh, as, you know what, as proud of yourself as you are, I can only imagine how proud your dad is of you right now. Am I wrong on that?


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[Assistant] Obviously your physique is what got a lot of people interested in you. What is the plan for the rematch? Do you lose weight? Do you stay right here? What do you do?


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[Assistant] Well, congratulations. That was some fight. It was unbelievable. You get knocked down and you, you knock this guy. I mean, it really was quite a fight and congratulations to you and good luck in the rematch. That'll be in November or December. That's the plan right now.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. If you want to see all our latest videos, click the subscribe button. And if you don't, click anyway and close your eyes when they come on.


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[Assistant] Ever since I was a young boy growing up in Brooklyn, I have loved Spider-Man. I read the comics, I had the lunch box, I slept on a Spider-Man pillow until I was married, I think.


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[Assistant] Marvel is very secretive about the footage releasing scenes from these movies, but in this case for some reason, they were okay with me showing this exclusive, extended, Excelsior scene from Spider-Man Far From Home.


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[Assistant] The holes? It almost looked like if some kind of a mechanical octopus arm had taken a chunk out of the fabric.


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[Assistant] A nutball on TV. He's got the same goofy PJs you got.


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[Assistant] That's what they say. That's what they say. I'll see you tomorrow, kid. I'll see you tomorrow. Oh, and hey, tell your buddy Banner to get some bigger pants.


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[Assistant] If you liked that video, click the subscribe button, but only if you're ready for commitment.


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[Assistant] Uh, we felt that, uh, uh, this particular caregiver was a model caregiver. He was given a caregiver of the month award.


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[Assistant] We have physicians who visit and we have licensed nurses 24 hours, 7 days a week.


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[Assistant] He couldn't speak very well, so he couldn't tell us, uh, his story.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Chen said that your wife passed away due to an illness.


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[Assistant] Mhm. I understand. The older generation.


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[Assistant] Like Anna Karenina. Pride and Prejudice.


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[Assistant] I feel sorry for him but I have no other way. I have to stand ten hours a day behind a counter.


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[Assistant] I'll think about it. I just passed by to have noodles with my son.


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[Assistant] Okay. It's really amazing for a single dad to make a living like this with a child. You're doing great.


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[Assistant] That was nice. I can't do it. I can't even take care of myself.


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[Assistant] My dad passed away early. My mom's in the countryside. I learned that I was pregnant.


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[Assistant] After divorcing my ex-husband I insisted to keep the baby. It has nothing to do with him.


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[Assistant] What's so great about it? If I knew it would be this hard, I would give him up. He suffered a lot because I'm his mother. I'm also tired.


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[Assistant] This is the first time Sucho fought with other kids.


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[Assistant] We're seeing an entire group of political leaders and veterans looking at the Republican Party and saying, you know what, there's no future for me in this party anymore. I don't belong in this party anymore.


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[Assistant] And they're bowing the knee to him. But the Republican establishment has gotten an awful lot of what it wants from Donald Trump. So that is at the heart of the bargain.


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[Assistant] For more on this and other Frontline programs, visit our website at pbs.org.


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[Assistant] To order, visit shoppbs.org or call 1-800-PLAY-PBS. Frontline is also available for download on iTunes.


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[Assistant] My name is Jung Pak. I used to work at the CIA on Korea issues.


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[Assistant] What we learned is that not only was he an apt student of the legacy of his grandfather and father, but that he was also bigger, badder, and bolder in terms of how aggressive he was.


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[Assistant] North Korea is a very impoverished country, but it has nuclear weapons.


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[Assistant] Kim Jong Un can blow up half the planet if he chooses to in a major war. And that's what gives him


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[Assistant] He wants to show the world that you know what, even between friends, we have the upper hand.


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[Assistant] I think it goes to show that Kim Jong Un deep inside


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[Assistant] I will tell you what raw power is. I will give you an example of what I did to my uncle.


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[Assistant] So on the long train ride back to North Korea, Kim Jong Un must have asked himself, who am I going to blame for this failure? Who will be the person who will fall by the sword?


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[Assistant] Except for that joint security area where there is no fence.


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[Assistant] Only the creme de la creme are posted along the border. But he dashed across the line, running for his life.


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[Assistant] Studying in Switzerland, uh, as, as a teenager, that will stick with you is this nostalgia.


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[Assistant] But if he invites his childhood friend to come back to North Korea, it's like satisfying a part of his life that he yearns for, but he can never replay.


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[Assistant] Kim Jong Un was disappointed he could not convince Mr. Trump. I think he realized, okay, if Trump will not negotiate with me, I will make a bigger hammer.


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[Assistant] Economically, they're in very, very deep trouble. Sanctions, pandemic, and floods.


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[Assistant] And yet, Kim Jong Un continues to develop nuclear weapons.


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[Assistant] I think it's very dangerous because if you are cornered into a position where there really is no exit, then you might look for extreme solutions.


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[Assistant] They're building a new 3,000 ton submarine with the ability to fire ballistic missiles.


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[Assistant] Astonishing. The second summit between the US and North Korea is over.


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[Assistant] Tweets an invitation to the North Korean dictator to meet.


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[Assistant] And North Koreans finally do respond. And Donald Trump marveled that apparently Kim Jong-un follows me on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Suddenly, Donald Trump is walking with Kim Jong Un in North Korea.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, they walked back over to the South Korean side.


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[Assistant] There's no question today's meeting was an historic first, but after two summits and one impromptu meeting, North Korea's nuclear program remains fully in place.


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[Assistant] So at this point, Kim Jong Nam is in the infirmary and he is behind the door. And this is where this image gets very scary. There's a gentleman in all black.


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[Assistant] He's checking in to make sure that Kim Jong Nam is receiving medical treatment. This is one of the operatives. It's a very elaborate operation. It's very old school.


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[Assistant] North Korea has a separate parallel geography that exists outside of anything North Korean citizens would know about. It's a secret network that includes roads, railways, and tunnel systems.


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[Assistant] Kangdong Complex is one of the favorite complexes of the Kim family. Kim Jong-un spent a lot of time there as a child.


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[Assistant] So this is a portal tunnel. We can see the tunnel entrance.


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[Assistant] So what Kim Jong Un could do is instead of going across that bridge, uh, he would go through that tunnel and that tunnel would take him under the Taedong River into tunnels under mountains to some unknown locale. And I call it the road to nowhere.


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[Assistant] Kim Jong Il was generally paranoid. Around this period of time for Kim Jong Un, there's a lot of restrictions on his movements and activity. And they have to bring in playmates.


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[Assistant] Well, you'd think they'd bring in other seven or eight year old children, but you're, you're starting to talk about 30 or 40 year old bodyguards. And so Kim Jong Un grows up very close to his bodyguards, uhm, because these are his playmates.


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[Assistant] They inspect his food. If you had a sack of rice, that sack of rice is scrutinized and inspected for any irregular grains and so every bag of rice is a perfect bag of rice.


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[Assistant] The Russian ambassador is having conversations with him and he asks him about succession. And he asked Kim Jong Il, who are your favorites as successor? And Kim Jong Il said, well, my sons are all idol blockheads. Okay. It's my daughters that have the heart.


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[Assistant] After Kim Jong Il died, with the succession of her brother, there was probably a conversation


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[Assistant] Do you wanna do this? Do you wanna be involved in the nitty gritty of North Korean politics?


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[Assistant] Some people don't have the ice in their veins to do it. Some people do. She said yes and that's where we find ourselves today.


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[Assistant] She is the one that approves all the media and press and writing that comes out in English in North Korea.


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[Assistant] Any piece of paper and any email that gets directed to Kim Jong Un is most likely viewed by her. And that's a critical thing to have.


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[Assistant] His main aspiration and his main focus as a leader right now is resetting the North Korean political system so that he becomes more above the fray.


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[Assistant] And doesn't necessarily have to sign off on any individual public execution.


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[Assistant] Kim Yo Jong is the bad cop. Uh, Kim Jong Un gets to look like a cool-headed leader.


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[Assistant] It would seem that these two specific miraculous don't want to be found.


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[Assistant] I like this backstory.


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[Assistant] I will double my efforts. I'll not rest until we get our hands on these miraculous. I promise.


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[Assistant] More than ten thousand dollars. For what? What do you say?


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[Assistant] My shit's not good enough for you?


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[Assistant] Hey buddy, VIPs only! What's going on in there?


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[Assistant] I've been on vacation. Em, Jackie said you were looking for people.


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[Assistant] They attacked us. Seems to me you could use some better help.


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[Assistant] So it seems. I have my own reasons for hating Big Smiley's operation. Now if you stand against him, you can count on me.


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[Assistant] Smooth. You heard about Uncle Paul though, right? Yeaah. When's the funeral? Soon. We should go get ready.


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[Assistant] What? Bullshit? Just bullshit? Yeah. Right.


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[Assistant] For helping me close cases. Do something I could feel good about. Hell, for helping me stay sane.


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[Assistant] Honey, honey, let mommy see.


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[Assistant] Daddy, daddy, my elbow is hurt. Fell off my bike into the dirt.


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[Assistant] But surely you must have some clear idea of what role you fulfill in modern society.


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[Assistant] I'm not hungry. I'll take a shower and go to sleep. You need to wash your hair, Miss Bouncy.


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[Assistant] Stop thinking too much. I'm on your side, you know?


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[Assistant] In a few days, once your inflamed tooth is taken care of, I'll buy you spicy gluten.


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[Assistant] I'm the one who sent her work. I'm her brother. Oh, she didn't know about this. Oh, thank you. Okay.


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[Assistant] If your grandma hadn't come to me back then, I would have never known she was pregnant with you. I was very poor at that time. Everyone looked down on me. It's not that I didn't want you, my son. I couldn't afford to support you. I had nothing!


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[Assistant] If I had enough money back then, could I have let you depend on another man to survive? My son, I can imagine how difficult your life has been.


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[Assistant] Your adoptive father merely owns a noodle restaurant.


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[Assistant] If you stay with him, you won't be able to receive the best education or have a good future. I'm not here to force you to accept me as your father. That's not what I mean. I need to be responsible for your future, you know what kid? I'm living overseas now. Let's leave the country. And you can go to the most prestigious university!


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[Assistant] Because you don't have enough resources. But now that you have those resources, you should give it a second thought- Are you crazy?!


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[Assistant] Don't look down on me. I scored 610 in the test.


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[Assistant] Can you sleep on the floor? I don't like sharing my bed with others.


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[Assistant] I don't know. With too much pressure you can develop persecution mania. I'm trying to figure out my life.


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[Assistant] Last week you played games at an internet cafe and almost got caught.


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[Assistant] Li Zhenzhen, Su Chou's an exam student, can you behave?


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[Assistant] I know that. Don't worry about it. He's doing just fine with his studies. I don't want to break him like that. But, you know, little Orange can see Link shout when he's at school.


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[Assistant] What about the bands you ride and the money that your son-in-law gives you? You think I'm doing well at those moments?


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[Assistant] I will, I will be going back to Singapore next month. Please take the money. Don't think it's too little.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, please listen to me. All this time that I was not willing, Xiao, you were the one who cared for him. He's now a good boy.


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[Assistant] I've always wanted to thank you, but I don't know how to do that. So I think that I should do something. Besides, I still need your help in the days to come, right?


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[Assistant] That's right. Hang in there for several months and you can relax once you go to college. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Zhao Wagwang's father was still farming even when he's in the 70s. Ah.


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[Assistant] I heard that he's doing very well now. Made a lot of money from business and lives abroad. I heard he almost became a foreigner.


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[Assistant] His native house is across the mountain we're living on. A destitute place. There's only one path to the village. You can't even drive to go there.


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[Assistant] But in the past few years, he's been helping the village to install the bridges and pave the roads.


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[Assistant] Right now, even the trucks with cabbages can enter that village. He couldn't even support his wife and kid before, but now his rich and a philanthropist.


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[Assistant] But it's not because he's a very capable man. It's all because he's good looking. A girl who came from a very rich family fell in love with him.


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[Assistant] Her family run a coal mining business, so he started to do a business along with his father-in-law.


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[Assistant] Oh no. He's made so many mistakes, they don't have one.


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[Assistant] The first time your grandma met him, she could tell that the man talked the talk, but he would never walk the walk.


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[Assistant] Wait, we've been waiting for you. You guys smell something?


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[Assistant] Dog eyes gotta know he fucked with the wrong people. Yeah, no kidding!


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[Assistant] This is Dog Eye's Biggest Money Maker.


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[Assistant] They're not gonna give it up without a fight. But you want me unarmed. You're the new guy.


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[Assistant] Once you're inside, find your own gun. And use it. Believe me, you better have some bodies on you before the night is over. I wanna see proof that you're not a cop. As far as I'm concerned.


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[Assistant] They went for Mrs. Chu. Fuckers are going after everyone!


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[Assistant] An outpouring of support building for employees of the Times Picayune after learning that the iconic New Orleans newspaper would be no more. Many storied journalists and staff will be losing their jobs. Many businesses are reaching out to those employees, offering up any new positions, even free food.


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[Assistant] James, listen, I understand how you feelin'. Can, can I be, I'ma keep it real.


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[Assistant] Hey James, come on man, what's going on? Nothing, what? James, come on, what's up?


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[Assistant] I had something I had to look into. Sereza, you haven't felt anything strange recently.


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[Assistant] Our friends in Paradiso are far too quiet. I'm sure you've noticed.


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[Assistant] Hey, Winston. What's wrong? You look a little pale, man. That dog guys tells me you've been throwing your weight around. What happened? You guys used to be tight as shit. Is he here? Nah, he left a while ago. Without a scratch. Doesn't bode so well for the other parties involved. Go right in. Have fun.


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[Assistant] Speaking of stars, I need to go pick up Vivian.


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[Assistant] I'm afraid that's impossible. There are none to be found in Hong Kong.


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[Assistant] Getting cars lined up, helping him in church, directing people here in the funeral home, setting up flowers, helping to dress and casket bodies, and uhm, really just sort of a gopher.


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[Assistant] I have memories as a very little boy being brought over here.


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[Assistant] With my father while he was working and watching him and his colleagues dress in casket bodies, you know, very quietly, very reverently.


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[Assistant] Doing something for someone that can no longer do anything for themselves.


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[Assistant] And even at a young age before I could articulate the importance of that kind of work, I recognized it as something very significant and essential.


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[Assistant] We encourage people to take as much time as they need with their dad. To see them, wake them, carry them to their final resting place.


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[Assistant] Whether it be cremating the body or burying it, to see it sort of in its final phase.


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[Assistant] Headed to that witch's party. Not the best costume I've ever seen, but she doesn't seem like the biggie type. Just don't get in my way.


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[Assistant] Haha! So you are going to her party. Quite the popular one, isn't she? Sorry mate.


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[Assistant] But I haven't got fucking slightest. Haven't seen her in ages.


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[Assistant] Bayonetta! Get on!


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[Assistant] Try to keep up.


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[Assistant] His first mistake was thinking that all I had to me was some shit sovereign power. Stupid fool doesn't get why I'm the better half.


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[Assistant] The real power of Lord Aesir, the god of chaos, is nothingness.


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[Assistant] The power to erase anything and everything from the world. Even the very eyes that created it.


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[Assistant] Shit! He's trying to shed his body and return to the spirit realm! He'll just be reborn in a different era!


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[Assistant] That's pure evil you're dealing with! It's a poison that will live inside you forever!


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[Assistant] And it's just about to end because here I am! Oh wait, there I am, I'm done watching now, but just thank you guys so much for being there for me this whole time. And the most amazing thing is that when I watch it from the beginning to the end, I expected there to be a big change in myself. And sure, my hair was shorter and I didn't have a scruff on my face, but


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[Assistant] You know, I'm really happy to say that I don't actually feel any older than I did when I started. I still feel like, you know, this is the most fun job I've ever had in my life. And I never wanna quit. I never in my life want to quit. So, this is my New Year's resolution. I will always, always upload


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[Assistant] Two videos a day, and I'm going to be more consistent about it, because that's been a big problem that I've been critical of myself, because I haven't been consistent in my content. People have said that they don't know when a video's gonna come up, so they don't know when to check the channel, so it's always all over the place with my videos. Sometimes I upload late, sometimes I upload really early, so I wanna be consistent about it.


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[Assistant] And I'll always have two videos for you guys, and I'll always try something new, like, on a regular basis, because that's what really makes me excited to make videos, is trying new things. So, two videos a day.


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[Assistant] First one's gonna go up at 11 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, second one at 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, four hours apart, that's n- uh, 8 a.m. or- and 12 noon, if you're in Pacific Standard Time. Look it up online if you need to convert to your time zone, but that's what it's always going to be. Starting tomorrow, because this video took way longer, I had to re-download a bunch of episodes from YouTube, I had to put it all into Premiere and get it to process, there were


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[Assistant] Days and weeks and WEEKS of video content that I had to pour through.


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[Assistant] But it was all worth it because I needed to see these videos. I needed to go through...


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[Assistant] My little photo album of my life and I needed to see that this is the most important thing that I can do.


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[Assistant] And also I will be doing many more charity events in the coming, uh, year. I guess in 2015, not just in the coming months as I was gonna say. I'm going to...


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[Assistant] Definitely get back into the swing of things and forget about the other things that I've been taking my time that haven't been as important. So thank you guys so much, so much for watching. I say that a lot.


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[Assistant] And it's practically a cliche at this point, but you guys are the most important thing in my life, and you will be for as long as I'm still on YouTube.


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[Assistant] So thank you guys, everybody, so much for watching. You are everything to me.


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[Assistant] You can count on us, baby!


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[Assistant] We love American men. Don't we, Tina?


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[Assistant] You have a great time. You and the hottest star in Hong Kong. Go have fun.


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[Assistant] Order right there. Get him done, little Jews. Try anything and your friend dies.


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[Assistant] I'm with the rest of the family on an airship coming back from visiting Grandma Katara, but I could sense that you


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[Assistant] Korra, I'm getting a feeling that whatever is causing the chi blockers to attack again is coming from the spirit world.


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[Assistant] Korra, remember your airbending training in the spinning gates.


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[Assistant] Korra, remember, we are all one.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know who to call. I know who knows their way around these parts. Hey, it's me.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm in Vegas and I don't know my way around. Yeah, I'm outside Caesar's Palace right now. Okay, yeah, see you in a minute, bye bye.


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[Assistant] Now, do you like living here? Do you like living in Vegas? Is it a nice place to live? I live where my heart is. Right.


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[Assistant] The kids song, do you know that song? Where's Baby Shark? It's a very popular kids song. It's difficult to pick up.


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[Assistant] Now lets talk about shoes. Shoes are a very important part of your life. How many shoes do you think you own?


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[Assistant] But when you got married and they broadcast your wedding live on Canadian television, that's really the only thing which is ever normally reserved for like royalty or members of state.


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[Assistant] So thank you again everybody so much for watching. Check out the links in the description below for all the information and to get the game. And as always, I will see you in the next video.


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[Assistant] I'm from Detroit, east side of Detroit. That's where I was born and raised my whole life.


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[Assistant] Just like area of the parent in Detroit. We just try.


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[Assistant] You know, niggas wanna, niggas be wanting to get shit by they own, by they self. Shit, so you know.


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[Assistant] I brought a fake gun to school. Shut up. In the lunchbox. How old were you? I was like, uh, I think I was like nine. You got a fake gun. Yea, a fake gun.


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[Assistant] Nah, it was the type, it was like a BB gun, so it looked like kind of real type shit. It was one of those. So nobody could really tell until you get it in your actual hand, you feel me?


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[Assistant] Hell yeaah. I was doing some of the dumb shit. Selling parsley and shit and faking like it's weed, all that dumb shit.


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[Assistant] I don't know, bro. That's why, that's why I say I've been scamming since I was like seven, eight for real. Not just the Instagram jug and like I've been scamming off other shit, you know what I mean? Like weed, all that shit, just straight scams. Yeah, were you shoplifting ever? No, no, I ain't never been that bad.


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[Assistant] Alright, just what we used to do is me and my, like me and my cousins, we'd go on Halloween and shit, we'd go into the store, do snatch and grabs. Like going to that bitch, she'd grab all the candy, get the fuck out.


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[Assistant] First time I got caught doing some, what is the, fake gun shit.


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[Assistant] I mean, I got called with 13 fake IDs. How old were you when that happened? That was like only two years ago though. Okay. That was recent.


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[Assistant] Real scamming and shit. Like real scamming, uh, on Twitter, I started off on Twitter first.


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[Assistant] It was just, uh, used to consider like Xboxes and PlayStations and shit for a low price.


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[Assistant] That's what I used to do, go on Twitter, make a little, uh,


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[Assistant] Like a fake warehouse page saying I was like a store and put like a fake a whole nother location in the bio every time.


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[Assistant] And then I, uh, post Xboxes, TVs, everything on there. Sell it for like $500, and then that was just the original scam, so everybody probably did that, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] This is like, like five or six years ago.


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[Assistant] That shit was popping. What were you doing with the money? I was young as hell getting that type of money. Oh shit.


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[Assistant] So I was just spending it on Jordans and like shirts and shit, like little kid shit.


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[Assistant] When I was like 12, that's when I started stacking.


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[Assistant] It's basically like the same thing, but it's like with Instagram scams, like you getting promos from like famous people.


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[Assistant] I paid 3k for that. So I paid her, uh, I emailed her, you know, you can email somebody for, you know, I emailed her, paid her 3k for a promo through PayPal.


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[Assistant] She posted my shoot. That's the, that's the day I made 9k in one day.


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[Assistant] Pick that shit up, but you can't pick 9K up through Apple Fair one time, so I had to send that shit different places and shit.


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[Assistant] Alright, you know how you can go on Instagram and click the suggested list? Yeah. If you go through there, I probably got a promo from every single person. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, the promo people, I used to have the people that I'm scamming, I used to have them sent directly to the promo person. So after like a week or two that shit a refund. But I don't really care because I already made my money and shit. And you already out. So I basically scam black China and all them people, you feel me? So that shit no cap bro.


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[Assistant] No, that was just us, bro. I swear. Cause anybody else in that school was like, bummed for real. You know what I mean? Like, in Detroit, if you had, in Detroit, it's a difference between, like, I ain't gonna lie. In Detroit, bro, it's a, it's a 90% chance you ain't, you feel me?


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[Assistant] To me, to them, I was looking like a fucking drug lord, you feel me? Me and all this was looking like drug lords to them niggas.


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[Assistant] It was just some, uh, I come to school with my little fit son, got some money in my pocket. What is he doing? Nobody knows. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] So at that point it was just, oh shit, at that point it was just really that. But, uh.


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[Assistant] After a while, when I turned probably like 15, 16, that's when I really made an Instagram page, came up with my rap name. The first music I was dropping, bro, that shit was horrible.


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[Assistant] At first I was writing all my raps. I was just having a hard time getting writers' block and shit, you know. Like, I couldn't write shit. And then at a point I was like, nobody can just quit rapping. I just went in there, freestyled, then the first song.


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[Assistant] It's literally, the first song that I ever freestyled is the first video on my YouTube page, in this owner.


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[Assistant] And that's the, that bitch sweet as hell, bro, to this day. What song is that? It's called Blow Freestyle. It's from the first ever EP that I dropped. Okay. That bitch hard as hell.


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[Assistant] I'll be trying to stick to my style, but I'll be adding new shit in my style.


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[Assistant] Yesterday, I did this crazy ass song. You know how Eminem, like...


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah, yeaah. It's based around scam rap, but it's really not scam rap. I really talk about everything, like scamming, swiping, banks, everything. Killing people. Killing people.


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[Assistant] About that, I didn't hear about him until like four days ago. I just listened to his music and he really don't talk, like he says shit about it, but he really don't go into detail how I do in detail. That's kind of your main difference. That's what really make me stand out from him, or from anybody for real.


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[Assistant] Exactly, there you go. So even if I do say Ben, Imma go in more detail that you go find it out. I'm talking with you, what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's still working out because I'll be just using my address because it's not, uh, my shit not burnt out so I'll just be using my address.


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[Assistant] Uh, back in the day, not back in the day, but like two, three years ago.


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[Assistant] No, probably longer than that, like four or five years ago, we used to do it in the city.


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[Assistant] That shit got so hot in the city because everybody, somebody talk about it in the song, now everybody want to do it.


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[Assistant] It was this, uh, you probably heard of him being ganged. That's who really, the Detroit, that's who really started the little whole scam talking and shit. So.


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[Assistant] People will probably hear them say something about going on the road, giffies, blah, blah, blah. Now they want to try this shit. So that's, it's getting so hot quick because everybody want to try it. So nowadays you got to go far as hell out of the city, bro. If you do it in, if you do it in the city, you're going to be caught. No question.


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[Assistant] It is cause nowadays they got the machines. I just ran into one of them motherfuckers and walked out the store. Like I was about to do it, ran into one in the store and just walked out. You know what I mean? Cause I know the machine. What's the machine? It's like this, it's like this, uh, it's like this like fake ID card machine and you put it under this red laser and it's gonna read it.


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[Assistant] Tell you if that shit fake. Just like if you, uh, like a money pin.


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[Assistant] Laptops, uh, uhm, laptops, TVs, gift cards. This is what I really used to do.


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[Assistant] Setting in one of the songs so it's not really snitching on myself, you feel me?


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[Assistant] Going into the stores, going to Dollar General, you gotta drive for her, going to the stores, Dollar General. Go in there, say you wanna get a teddy bear for your little sister cause she graduating, blah, blah, blah. Uh, but you grab a gift card. But you going in there with an embossed card already.


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[Assistant] So, you loading, you loading a gift card with a fake credit card. Right. So when you load the 500, you do that one time. So that's 500 on one gift card. You drive around that city for hours, hours, hours. Go back to Detroit, cash in me and downtime. They gonna give you 10k or however much you bring back, you feel me? That's high.


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[Assistant] Uh, the down, like, it's this place downtown called Woodward Check Cashing. You'll take it down there and then they'll cash you out.


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[Assistant] I was out in the burbs, so I was going to Walmart. It's this, it's this like, like city in Detroit, I mean in Michigan called Roseville. So I was out there.


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[Assistant] I had like a big ass wad of cash on me, had a new outfit on, looking like...


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[Assistant] The youngest hill, what you feelin' me like, don't look right in the suburbs. So I was going in there.


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[Assistant] I picked up the money and on my way back, it was Darkest Hill, it was like 8 a.m., I mean not 8 a.m., uh, 8 p.m., Darkest Hill, on my way back to the car.


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[Assistant] Police stopped, then they, uh, followed me back to the car. On the way back, they found the 13 fake IDs.


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[Assistant] What were the charges like? They ain't charged me with nothing, cause I got, uh, they just let me go. They just said, they just gave me a ticket.


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[Assistant] It was a ticket for, uh, I forgot the ticket.


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[Assistant] So, I'll just do everything online, do ships, I mean, I'll do in-store nomads.


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[Assistant] So I'm about to stop that shit. I already said that shit. And there's nothing, even if I was under investigation, there's really nothing, there's no proof, you know what I mean? Like, there's no actual video proof.


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[Assistant] I could be saying all this, it could be a lot, you know what I mean? It could be all entertainment.


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[Assistant] Basically, this is how I'd be doing bond methods from somebody and then like, create it, re-rock it in my own way if you know what that means.


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[Assistant] Create it again in my own way to make it here for more money.


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[Assistant] That's just easy. You can go on the computer, download Tor, anybody can download Tor and go in the dark.


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[Assistant] And I caught my first gun off there. Craziest thing that I've ever seen in a dark web, though, was a rear room. A what? Girl killed theyself. You don't know what a rear room is?


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[Assistant] Yeah, she overdosed on pills in the bathroom. I said that shit in the song too. The song called Silk Road. The girl overdosed on pills in the bathroom, uh, she threw like 25 pills back, bro. No cap.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a video, but this how it is. It's not a, it's not live. It's like a pre-recorded video, but you gotta pay to get in the room. Like, you gotta pay. They go, alright, when you click the, when you click the link, you gotta pay somebody through Bitcoin to even get in the room to watch the video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's not the only time I've seen somebody die in a red room.


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[Assistant] The Red Room, that shit not, it's not normal now cause it's all around. You could probably go on, uh, you could probably go on, it's like, you could probably go on Twitter and see that shit.


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[Assistant] It came in a shoebox, they can't send it in no regular shit. It came in a shoebox and it came in a brown box and then you gotta go pick it up. You can't have it.


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[Assistant] See, these type of packages from the dark web, you can't have them shipped to your actual address. You gotta have them shipped to like a PO box or something. Soon as that bitch go, you gotta go straight and get that bitch.


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[Assistant] They scare, like, the people, the people you bought a gun from, they build the guns they sell. So it's no serial numbers on the gun, you know what I mean? So it's like a un-dun- uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh


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[Assistant] Uh, second time I got caught on my way to Walmart. Said this in the song too, Swipe Story too.


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[Assistant] Uh, on our way to Walmart, had a computer, embosser, MSR in the back trunk, I mean the backseat.


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[Assistant] Was on our way there. Just can't, just left out of Walmart.


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[Assistant] On our way to get some phones, we got pulled over.


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[Assistant] That's when we got locked up in Minnesota. We got locked up in Minnesota for like two weeks and then my momma had to drive all that forest foot to come get me up.


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[Assistant] And I got charged with, uh, I got charged with...


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[Assistant] That's when I- oh yea, and I had some fake IDs. That's when I got charged with identity theft.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's why I said all of it could be entertainment. Nobody got proof.


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[Assistant] August 28th, my birthday, I'm gonna stop that shit. Right. Yeah, I'm gonna just quit that shit, man.


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[Assistant] But out there they be charging, like they'll try to, they'll put some garbage ass weed in the pack and then try to charge you 100 for a 3.5, like a 3.5, 3 grams, they'll try to charge you 100 for 3 grams.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah yeaah that, but I don't really count that.


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[Assistant] You did show up, but I don't really count that type of shit. You know what I mean? Like, let's say some big money, I did not count it. But that little features and shit, I don't really count it. To be honest.


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[Assistant] Not from the beginning when I made my first song, but when I made my YouTube and dropped my first freestyle song, that's when I've been taking it seriously.


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[Assistant] But I know I'm cold as hell though and I know it's like a unique style, you know what I mean? So of course it's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Those niggas man, she, she irritating for that. Cause like, she just making niggas feel like they the shit and they not. Niggas don't even be scamming for real, they just be wanting to act like they scam, you know what I mean? Like just to be cool type shit.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, I just said that in an elevator interview.


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[Assistant] I just said that like, niggas be hating on me because they gotta like, stress all day, sell weed and shit. Like, I just get that, like...


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[Assistant] If somebody sells something like a pound, a pound might cost four thousand.


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[Assistant] I can drop a check for $4,000 and go get that in 30 minutes, you know what I mean? Like niggas be hating on me because I be scamming, talking about like you scamming ass nigga like, bro, shut your bitch ass up. Like, get the fuck on. Like, duh. Nigga mad because he's selling weed.


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[Assistant] That's exactly what it is. A lot of that and a lot of people in my city mad because they could have did the same thing but they didn't.


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[Assistant] He said, uh, my music hard as fuck, uh, and he sent me some beats.


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[Assistant] Uh, like, before that, or just straight Detroit producers.


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[Assistant] I can get a BOA, a Bank of America, two years, drop 20k in that bitch, bro, and get 20k. That's a show in overnight, you feel me? I gotta go on stage and dance and everything. No, I like that, I like doing that, but you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] It like, I'ma still invest my money in that shit. You feel me? So, like, I'ma have, still have my peoples do that shit and bring me, I might be making a hundred K a week from that shit. You know what I mean? Still plus my rapping money. It be up, up, up.


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[Assistant] You know, but this the thing, I don't be walking in the bank. Like I have runners walking to the bank. Runners are like...


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[Assistant] Even if I had, even if they're not around, I'll just go straight to the ATM and pull that shit.


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[Assistant] Hell yeaah. Crazy Prisoners? My big brother, big big brother, nigga like 34.


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[Assistant] That nigga taking trips to Dubai, all that shit. IRS on his ass, it's over.


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[Assistant] He's in jail right now. It's over. For how long? Bank fraud. He's probably about to do 16, 15 to 16 years. No cap.


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[Assistant] Detroit artist or anything? Detroit artist, Casra Kwan. That's my brother and 10k kid. He on the rise, but Casra Kwan like already up there.


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[Assistant] Nah, I be on some bullshit out here, cause it's fun out here. Just like earlier, like 30 minutes ago, I was riding on a scooter and shit, I almost knocked myself over. Almost got hit by a car and shit.


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[Assistant] Or like, if not every two days, the most every three days.


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[Assistant] I pop purses really, only reason I pop purses is like when I'm in the studio shit. I really can't, I make some fire ass shit off of purses.


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[Assistant] That's it. Shit. If I'm not in the studio, I'm somewhere in the chick or something.


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[Assistant] Well, of course, like, if I say, like, shot a nigga at this place and this time, like, come on.


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[Assistant] I don't really care. Killing somebody and swiping is two completely different things.


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[Assistant] 15 years was a lot of years. He slipped up, I don't wanna talk on that, but he slipped up bad. Oh, okay. That's why. Like, slipped up bad.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I be having problems with that, I swear to God. When I be like, blow, I be like, fuck this shit, just go to sleep. Right. Missing all them money, wake up, uh.


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[Assistant] Cause some at like, like when you picking up a bank, you gotta pick it up at a certain time. So I'll fuck around and oversleep and miss out on 5k type shit. You know what I mean? Like for real. Oh yea yea. On some dumbass shit.


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[Assistant] Hell yeaah. I'm about to keep dropping videos. I'm about to shoot while I'm out here. About to drop a mixtape, nigga.


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[Assistant] Well, to be honest, if I wasn't stacking up songs for a mixtape, man, I had like 10 more songs on my channel right now. No joke.


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[Assistant] MSR. What's that? MSR on the, on the MSR got exit. It's a, well it's different types of MSRs, but that's where I got, that's the first one I ever had, so that's why.


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[Assistant] No, that's, that's not, it's really not the, it's the writer, so.


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[Assistant] No, that's the embosser. The writer is what you slide in to copy that information over.


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[Assistant] But man, like I said, man, even if I do blow up or something, I ain't just stopping that shit, man. I'm gonna keep investing my money in that shit.


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[Assistant] You know, I wanted to look back on the year that's come because it's been one of the most amazing, whirlwind, fantastic, whatever adjective you want to use year that I've ever had in my entire life. Because last year, sometime late November, I hit a million subscribers.


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[Assistant] And I was totally taken aback by this because I didn't think that I would get to a million, let alone get to a million that quickly. So when it happened, I created this other lofty goal of hitting 5 million subscribers in a year's time.


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[Assistant] And what's even more amazing is that I was only off by a month because right now we're on track to hit 5 million subscribers exactly on Christmas Day. Which is astonishing and confusing.


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[Assistant] It's really amazing to see so much come out of this weird year where I've transitioned from Cincinnati, leaving my friends and family to meeting so many cool YouTubers and getting these opportunities to literally travel the world and meet you guys and celebrate what we've done in this community.


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[Assistant] To cap off this year, I wanna make sure that I- I- I understand exactly why I did this and what my reasons for being here are and-


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[Assistant] Where, uh, I'm gonna be able to give back a lot more, but to start it off...


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[Assistant] I am going, I'm just telling you guys that when I go back to Cincinnati for Christmas, I'm going to be donating $10,000 to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. Uh, because Cincinnati is where this all started. It's where Markiplier started. It's where all my family is and where all my friends are.


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[Assistant] And Cincinnati Children's Hospital actually saved one of my friend's life, Tyler Scheid. He had a kidney transplant where his brother donated him a kidney. He was on a charity livestream a long time ago. You may, some of you may or may not know him, but he's a really cool guy. He's also moderated a couple livestreams of mine. And I just wanted to start


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[Assistant] This end of the year off right by giving back because it's been so good to me. This year has been so amazing to me. I've had not only so many experiences but


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[Assistant] The privilege of being able to play video games for you guys for a living is just astonishing and I only have you guys to thank for it. So,


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[Assistant] And giving me these opportunities, which is really something special that I can never, you know, ignore or take advantage of. So...


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[Assistant] Sincerely, thank you guys so much, and you'll see more coming in the next few days. Uhm, because my schedule is so busy, I'm really hoping that I'll be able to do a charity livestream. It may not be 12 hours, but I'm gonna try to do something before the end of the month, on top of everything else that I planned. So just,


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[Assistant] Thank you guys so much for your support. Unending, unwavering support. It's phenomenal.


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[Assistant] And you guys should be as proud of yourselves as I am of you for what you've managed to do in this community.


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[Assistant] Danny Sexbang, Mathias, and Cyndigo were all together. It's this really hilarious game show. Uh, if it doesn't make sense to you, it's talking about how weird the job market is and how to arbitrate. It's a higher concept that kinda is lost on the joke.


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[Assistant] Henry 51, can you advise the tail yard that's housing the 187 vehicle from the 9th? Case number 20075.


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[Assistant] The real CSI is dealing with blood, getting dirty underneath a car, smelling things that you don't want to smell, saying things that you don't want to see.


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[Assistant] What wakes me up in the middle of the night is the wail of a mother when they find out that their child's been killed.


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[Assistant] Obviously a hollow point bullet and what's important is the characteristics that are left on that. It's copper jacketing, it has the markings. Hopefully we can find something that will help us link that bullet to that gun.


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[Assistant] Evidence is extremely important in any investigation. It's going to help figure out what happened, how it happened, possibly why it happened, and it puts people in jail. It gets people out of jail.


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[Assistant] Do mistakes occur? Yes, they do. And that is unfortunate, but crime scene investigation is relatively new.


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[Assistant] It's an evolving science. If we don't have the techniques and the tools and the knowledge to move forward, then we can't serve those that need our help.


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[Assistant] Keep in mind that we, you haven't been here in four, no, how long has it been? Yeah, four years.


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[Assistant] But look at all the content we had, and you haven't been here in four years. You'd think you'd want to come back because you had so much fun. I know, and now I have. Okay, and now you've come back.


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[Assistant] I mean, I really, people thought, oh god, she's been away for so long, how is this album gonna do? And they put so much, I don't think pressure on you, because I don't think you felt- Yeah, there's pressure. Really? Yeah, for sure. Oh, okay. Because it seemed like people were like expecting this not to be as good, or that album not to be as, and you just came back and proved them all wrong.


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[Assistant] No, not talking about me, but, so these, uh, these, here, let's talk about, you're on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, and you have all these Easter eggs on here, right? Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] And usually your fans are pretty good at figuring it out, right?


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[Assistant] What is the worst? How far off have they been? What's the worst they've been?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Again. That's, well, that was confusing. On your jacket, you have a lot of things on here, but you don't have something that, uhm, next time you wear a jacket, uhm, that's... Thank you. You're welcome.


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[Assistant] It's you as a kitty cat. Yeah, and that's two things you love. Those are the two things I love the most. Together, put together. Yeah. Alright, we have to take a break. Thank you. I'll let you cry about that. We'll be back.


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[Assistant] The examiner is the instrument of analysis. There is no objective criteria.


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[Assistant] It's a subjective judgement of the fingerprint examiner.


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[Assistant] I gave the same prints to the same examiner without their knowledge and a large majority of the examiners said now it's not a match.


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[Assistant] So in over half the cases, they would disagree with their former opinion? Yes, it changed their perception and judgment, and over half said it is not a match.


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[Assistant] What is an anomaly is that they found out. Not that they made a mistake.