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[Assistant] It, but it's wild when it's like, yeah, it's like, are you doing a parody of yourself? It's just, I don't know. It's, I mean, popularity is kind of scary really. I mean, it's a,


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[Assistant] It isolates you from a lot of the rest of the world. And I don't know if it's well documented, the information on it, you know? Right. It's not like there's a book, it's like, okay, how to manage, you know, like behavior, how to, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] And it's interesting as long as you can't really go back. You know, it's like you can't...


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[Assistant] I mean, you can maybe, but it's like, I don't know, it's really interesting, I find. It's very, it's fascinating. It's almost like being in like a new town or something.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's just, it's almost sad in a strange way. You know, we're almost like...


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[Assistant] I don't know, man. I mean, I had a thought the other day. I wanted to talk to my brother and I just...


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[Assistant] You know, I just didn't want him to be upset. Like if I was getting popular or something, I didn't want it to make him feel bad or anything, you know, or make him feel, and I'm not saying that I am getting popular or anything like that, but I just didn't, I don't know. It's like I never, you know, I don't know, man. It's interesting though.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And that's interesting, man, cause uh,


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[Assistant] I feel like if you come from like kind of a place of fear or scared, like I grew up like with kind of a scared kind of...


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[Assistant] I was kinda scared of the world, you know? I think that's why I like, used music, used like, uh, extremists, like some extreme behaviors to, to create a false confidence. I mean, maybe sometimes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but then if somebody comes at you like, uh, like they want something from you that can really be, it can be very trying to someone. So someone like me, it would be very, sometimes it can be very trying, you know. It can put you, I can get defensive sometimes in weird ways pretty quick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, especially if it's a therapist or something like that, that would prove, that would make me, that would make me...


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[Assistant] Well what if it was like an old teacher or something? Now would that be different?


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[Assistant] Dude, a friend of mine killed somebody and he said, uhm, he said that it was the most relaxing thing he's ever done. Isn't that crazy?


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[Assistant] He killed somebody and went to jail, but before they got him, he said, man, I'll be honest with you, it was the most relaxing thing I've ever done.


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[Assistant] That interesting, it's an interesting word that he used to describe it.


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[Assistant] It might, it might bulk you up in that part of your head that's got that like 300 kind of vibe in it, you know?


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[Assistant] But if you're, if you're somebody that thinks too much, I think that's like I am, then you're gonna, jeez, it's not gonna go well. You're gonna be holding a sign up outside of a tax store in like an hour that says, tax is here, also I killed somebody. You know, you're gonna be, you're gonna be, it's not gonna go super great.


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[Assistant] This was like in Baton Rouge area, but uh, this was actually, that was in New Orleans, but I love, I love Mystical. Master P, whenever I was growing up, Master P would be at the LSU Rec Center.


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[Assistant] And he would have other famous basketball players would come in and play basketball with him. So the shocker. So this is before C. Murder went to jail. Right. And they'd be in there shooting hoops and then they have like


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[Assistant] Like, like kind of NBA players would fly or just play with, be there for the weekend hanging out. This is back when No Limit was really, really hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then have the guys stand, they had hired people to stand on the side and hold their change of clothes. So they would literally be playing basketball and then have these young men standing with their arms straight out with towels over them and like spare sneakers next to them, almost like a little human closet.


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[Assistant] That's cool, man. That was cool. Yeah, I love, that was a great time to grow up in Louisiana. Just cause the music was so hot with BG, remember those guys? Hot boys. Yeah. Dude, it was so hot.


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[Assistant] That was so much fun. I loved that. I really loved that time. Great eras in hip hop. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I hope whenever, yeaah, I hope whenever you die you get to kinda go again, you know.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't, yea, even at least through childhood, I wouldn't mind if somebody maybe gunned me down around 30, but I would like to be a child again.


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[Assistant] Okay, you can do it over, but you can have nothing. Or you can just stay where you are in some little...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, oh that would be awesome. What if you were like a pissed off two-year-old, dude? You're smokin', you're fuckin' pissed off.


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[Assistant] My mom had real small tits, so I know that, uh... You started life out hard. Oh, shattered, bruh. Dude, you ever seen a baby suck on a fucking A cup, bruh? Nothing will break your heart more than that. I'm pretty sure my mom was stacked, I'm gonna be honest with you. Wow.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I like more butts and, uh, what else? Ribs, I guess I like. Ribs. Uhm. Remove a couple of them? Hair. No, nothing like that. I don't want any of that wild shit you see like in port, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, that would make me nervous, man. If I saw some guy getting banged and I didn't know either one of them.


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[Assistant] Dude, when I was young they had a group, I mean I know, you know, now it's like you can't even do this, they had a group called Fag Fist Fights, they were called. And it would travel around to bars and stuff at colleges and it was gay men, gay adults. And they would fist fight and you could go bet on it and it was like, and then after, after everybody would drink and have fun, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, I mean, some of the stuff they used to have was just so exciting. You know, and now it's like, I guess you could, they probably still have that somewhere here, like in West Hollywood or something, but.


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[Assistant] And it's crazy how many guys were like afraid to fight the, uh, you know, a gay guy, you know? You'd have a lot of dudes that was real jacked when everything was straight, but you'd throw one gay bird up in the cage and they're afraid to fucking frolic, you know? It got a little wild. I was scared too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, we didn't have a lot of them when I was growing up, so my main introduction is a lot, like it's been a lot more like gay dudes kinda hitting on you and, and I know they're sneaky because men are sneaky towards women.


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[Assistant] So I know, I know the tricks. You know, buddy? Yea. If you're trying to get me to go for a walk or you're trying to get me a little bit of coke, dude, I've used all of that shit on a lady. You don't think I'm fucking well aware how this ends up, man?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then that's how women think. Some guy bought me two sweaters off Amazon a month ago. You got a wish list? Over here at Shake Shack, yeah. What? I don't have a wish list. He was talking to me and he said, you know, he had on a sweater and he said, oh man, you'd look nice in this. Next thing you know, got two fucking mediums rolling in the mail, man. It's just, they're big spenders out here. There's all types of wildcats out here, man. You gotta be careful.


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[Assistant] I mean, I kinda have a bad back a little bit, so anything that looks a little weak, a dude will try to fuck, you know? But I think you seem like a guy, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, L5S1. Really? I don't even know what that means, but I know that mine's fucked up. Dude, some lady that wants to bang me in Las Vegas is giving me free stem cells.


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[Assistant] I would love to know how that works. I'll let you know. I'm going there August 8th.


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[Assistant] He's doing it now. Really? Yeaah. These people are doing stem cells, man. It's pretty... You haven't had any plastic surgery? It's pretty interesting.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got like hair taken out of the back of my head and put it in the front of my head. You did? Yea. How was that? It was pretty good. I only got 500 hairs. Really? So I don't know if it was super helpful or not, but I love surgery.


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[Assistant] It costs maybe 5,000. Really? You're happy with it? Yea. I'm pretty happy with it. Interesting. I thought about it. You have?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think you look cool as you are though. But I haven't seen you with longer hair either.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I don't know that much, man. Let's think about other wiggers though that are out there, dude, because we gotta keep. Cause these people are dying off. First of all, it's a dying breed. Can we say that? The wiggers? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you gotta be a ginger, dude. First of all, let's be real honest. You wanna go full throttle?


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[Assistant] You gotta be a ginger, bro. In a North Carolina jersey, you gotta be fighting with a girl in the yard that drives a fucking Honda Civic.


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[Assistant] Dude, when I was growing up, black, black guys in my area, they only dated white girls that are of Honda Civics. Remember that? Really?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I could imagine that. Yeaah, some of that. Yeaah, that's another, it's just scary, like once you commit yourself to the comfort of being...


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[Assistant] Oh, right now it's Uber. I've been Ubering for four months. I respect that. Did you have a car before that? Dude, Ubering for that long is a good way to find out if you're a fucking straight serial killer, bro. Cause you could kill somebody. You're sitting behind somebody, dude. Their neck is right there.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was this guy who ordered the Uber. But you ain't thinking about all that when you're in there. When you're ready to kill. Dude, and I'll sit right behind him sometimes, dude, if it's nighttime. That's crazy. Wow. Just to sit directly behind their seat.


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[Assistant] Nah, I don't smoke weed. If people smoke it and I get a little bit of it, then I enjoy that, you know?


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[Assistant] No, I like doing cocaine, man. I found myself, I was in a taxi doing cocaine and the guy, the driver was in the back. I was driving. This is New York City. And so it was like 4 a.m. Yeaah. And I was like, oh man. And the next morning I was supposed to be on Opie and Gym.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and Daryl Strawberry was the other guest, right? Wow. And I show up, I can't even talk.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, dude. I thought he was gonna do me, bro. He's got some big nostrils. I got big nostrils, dude. He could fuckin'...


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[Assistant] He can hit, he can kill a spice rack from 50 feet away, bruh. You know what I'm saying? He's got that, he's got that hitter, bruh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like this weird kind of moment where I was like, and I wasn't really out of control, I was just having nights that were starting to take away from, uh, opportunities. And I was like, man, here's a guy that I always thought was like,


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[Assistant] All I'd ever heard about Gerald Strawberry was that he was one of the greatest and then that he'd done cocaine. That was where I'd left off with him in a social sense, you know, even just through news and information, you know. So then here he was, he was like 11 years sober and he was sitting there, uhm,


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[Assistant] And he was different than me, you know, he was just a different guy and I, my brain had been like, oh, he ruined his life and you ruined, but here I am, I'm on a radio station, I couldn't even talk. You know, and uh,


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[Assistant] And here he is totally, he was like 11 years sober and he was well put together. I mean, he looked like he still could have played, man. He looked magnificent.


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[Assistant] And it just was this weird, like, kaleidoscope kind of, you know, cleared up and I was like, oh, these are some pieces that I need to at least examine what's going on with me. You know, uh, so I'm really grateful to him, man. I loved him as a kid collecting his cards and, and, and he had, you know, just him just being his self, you know, was like a moment for me that just that really, I don't know that, I don't know all the hard work he'd done in his own life. And he probably doesn't even know this, but it,


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[Assistant] You just never know when you can kind of be of service to somebody, you know, uh. Yea, that's dope.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and if you're somebody that puts a lot of pressure on yourself, that's self-motivated.


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[Assistant] Constantly, for me, not makes you, but it makes me constantly like...


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[Assistant] You know, feel like I'm also not doing something, even if I'm just taking a break.


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[Assistant] You know, it kind of will never let you off the hook. It's like, uh, it's like the blessing and the curse of it sometimes, but.


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[Assistant] Really? Dude, thanks man. I get so scared sometimes if I'm going real fast on wheels.


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[Assistant] You know, I really, that shit freaks me out, man. Cause I'll start daydreaming, you know, and I'm like, fuck. Really? Yea, it's a tough mix, but.


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[Assistant] Dude, the tough part though, I got real lean calves, you know, cause a lot of my family, my great grandfather didn't even have legs. So you got to expect that, you know, I'm gonna have lean calves. We're just still sprouting them out, you know.


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[Assistant] It's one mile. Okay. But it's nice man, I roll up fast on it now. And I started breaking real hard right when I get there. Right. Do a little skid. Yea, a little.


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[Assistant] You know you can text 911, I texted them one time, this ginger dude was bothering me. What happened? A ginger?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. 912 bro, come out with the business dude. Yeaah. You know, 6 minute abs or whatever, 6 minute oysters bro. Step it up a little bit. You know, 912, that's what's next. What are you, uh, what are you actually doing in general?


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[Assistant] What do I do? I do right now. I got a trainer. That's one thing that I got. So a couple of days a week it gets me motivated. That's rich guy Hollywood shit for the record. It is. And it started to help me get motivated. So that's where I find that I have a tough time is, uh, just getting going.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so, and also I don't like needing help from people, man. I don't like people helping me.


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[Assistant] Trainer, like having someone on tour help out.


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[Assistant] I would be mad at them if they did or da- like I was just finding myself very like agitated towards them.


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[Assistant] I'm just used to doing things on my own, you know, and if I let somebody help me, then it makes me feel, um, uh,


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[Assistant] They're gonna know something about, I can't really, I haven't put my finger on it exactly what it is.


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[Assistant] But if somebody helps me, even if they're being helpful, it's like, man, it just, I have an adverse reaction to it.


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[Assistant] Dude, a lady that's not gonna come back over if she keeps bringing over those sugar levels, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the thing, man. I can't be living like that. If somebody's bringing something around me, I just, cause I'll give into it, then I'm up all night, and then I just get real nervous, you know. The sugar would have you up all night? Yeah, that sugar could keep me up. Really? After all that cocaine, sugar will still do it? Oh, dude.


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[Assistant] Bro, look, one time I worked on a pilot set on a TV pilot a couple, about eight months ago and they had fake cocaine B12 out there. Really? I probably did six grams of it.


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[Assistant] That's like Mexico, we bought a bunch of wet coke and still just shoved it up our fucking noses, bro. It was wet. It was.


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[Assistant] Dude, one time a friend of mine got a blowjob from Jennifer Capriati on top of a restaurant in West Hollywood.


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[Assistant] While getting head. Isn't that awesome, bruh? I mean, it's awesome and it's also super in- you know, it's not awesome as well. Imagine just falling into a kitchen with your dick out. Dude, imagine fixing up a booyah bass and a fucking white dude drops through.


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[Assistant] We have just a little bit more, cause look, I gave so many of them out to nobody. You know? Just nuttin' myself like a youngster.


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[Assistant] No, look, I wish I could live as free as that, I just, I'll feel bad about it.


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[Assistant] So I gotta, yeaah, save, yeaah, I'm more of a, you know, kind of a, like a, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's, uh, I mean, I'd put it on a plan or something or do something quickly with it, but I'm not keeping it around, you know? That's insane.


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[Assistant] He's one of the sweetest guys. No, he's also not you. I mean, he's a great person. Doesn't matter what he is, but... Oh, he's not Jewish. I mean, he is Jewish, but I would be... I'd be Jewish next time. Actually, not next. I wanna do Mexican next.


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[Assistant] I'd go probably you-ish or half you-ish, you know? Get a little, you know, half J out a little.


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[Assistant] I think I'm old fashioned, I like a little bit more... It's easier for me to see like specificity, you know, I'm kind of like...


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[Assistant] You know, like, you meet a guy who's like Guatemalan and, you know, uh, you know, and he's also from Alabama or something, you know, or sometimes it's just, it's interesting, it's just different, you know.


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[Assistant] I never thought about that. I had a Jewish girl tell me one time that she, I couldn't date her because her grandmother would be upset, you know. And I think it hurt my feelings a little bit, but, uhm, but yeaah, I think it's, you know, I guess, uh,


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[Assistant] If they had an orthodox Jewish woman, I think it would be interesting, but I feel like they don't like me sometimes when I see them, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, they like to keep it real, real specific, you know?


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[Assistant] You know, somebody that's using candles and stuff a lot.


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[Assistant] It just, can you imagine it's just so, it's just so unique, you know? Yeah, it would be cool to just sort of...


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[Assistant] He seemed like there's not much in his soul bowl. No, definitely no soul, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. When I was growing up, it was just poor black and poor white around me. Specifically, that was like the nature I was in. And then they had kind of wealthier white people. And we didn't have any, there was no other cultures around us even. They had a black Jewish guy, my mom dated one time. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Black Jewish, huh? I know. Named Zolly Richburg was the guy, and he was cool. He used to take us on rides to get gasoline, which was crazy. He would drive like 60 miles to get gas at like a station that had like an advantage at it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know that much about like Middle Eastern stuff. I don't really, I mean the truth is I probably don't know that much about a lot of different stuff, you know, but. Same. Yeah. But, you know.


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[Assistant] But uh, yeah, but it's interesting, man. It's interesting to think about, you know, uh, who's probably the most dangerous guy you've had in the studio or person that they're not dangerous, but you felt danger.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're shooting with a recyclable bullet out here, they got a bunch of real fuckmuppets out here shooting. Yea, I mean anything could happen. But a knife though? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's Greek, bro. It ends up in a, you know, then you're in a book. You're in a Greek fable or something, you know? Somebody guns you down from a, you know, from a Volvo like 200 yards away and it's a rental. That shit ain't enough. You know, that's nothing. There's no lore.


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[Assistant] Lobusi? Never heard of that, was it? He was from Baton Rouge?


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[Assistant] And he's got all of the money, shows it all. But I love him because his Instagram is my favorite because he always, it's so much more real because he was in jail. He was, he didn't have it for so long that he kind of came into it with a different mindset, I think.


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[Assistant] Than, uh, than those of us that have been around since the beginning of it.


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[Assistant] He re- he re- he shared, I was, I was vibing to his tunes the other day and he shared it on his story. Oh really? And it was literally one of the highlights of my life, man. Wow.


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[Assistant] The bigger the forehead, the better the pussy. Yeah, that's a unique experience. The bigger the forehead, the better the pussy. That's a very, what Psalm is that?


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[Assistant] But I love that Boosie's just so realistic. And he's the hardest worker, man. I mean, how many nights of his life is he working? How many rappers have a cologne? Oh, he's got it all. Look at them hot snacks. Does he have the chips on there?


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[Assistant] Oh, we got 2D Raw. That's his little son. His son. His mother's a teacher over there, Ms. Hatch.


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[Assistant] Little blurry? Damn bro, the vision's getting worse on some of these dudes. Little blind, have you seen him?


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[Assistant] You get more adventure when you grow up in a certain lifestyle. You know, like there's just more of an opportunity for just wildness and anarchy.


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[Assistant] You know, like, there's only a certain, like... That's one thing I always... I felt like, uh...


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[Assistant] Envy about like black culture when I was growing up is like, man, these, some of my buddies then had the wildest shit going on.


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[Assistant] You know? And it was just like my life was a little bit more likely each day. Like I kinda knew how, to an extent how it was gonna go.


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[Assistant] From that stuff, yeaah, cause you don't know anybody. You don't know anybody that's shooting themselves or showing somebody their dick or something, you know? It was just more exciting. When I was young, like we had an uncle, he would run in the room during holidays and show his dick to everybody. And it wasn't a crime.


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[Assistant] I mean, hell, that's when the holidays started. You know what I'm saying? Until he popped in, dude, there was no joy in the place, you know?


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[Assistant] Oh, dude, you fucking show somebody that solo nut locked off by itself, bruh? Oh, yeah. Dude, that's the 10th planet, dude.


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[Assistant] That thing worked, bruh, yeaah. That thing looks like, yeaah, it looks like, uh, that movie Mask, have you ever seen that?


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[Assistant] Now I'm talking to that fellow with the orange face, that guy looks a little bit, he looks like Amy Schumer a little bit, can you bring him up or not?


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[Assistant] No, it's a different film. This one had, uh, what was his name? Not Benicio del Toro. No, this guy I think had a physical ailment. The mask.


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[Assistant] You see that one that I'm talking about, right? You gotta, if you don't mind, this had a, this had a beautiful redheaded gentleman in it. Redheads? Yeah, the masked movie, old movie.


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[Assistant] Man, that's a heart, that's a, that'll touch your heart, bruh. That'll give you that frickin' fifth aorta, bruh. That thing will reach inside of your ticker. It's beautiful.


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[Assistant] Touch your heart. It's similar, but they put green on him. Yeah, exactly.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, I wish they had different movies that had more exciting stuff in them. Some of these plots sometimes are too vague for me. I would like to see more...


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[Assistant] You know, I know this is kind of an urban podcast. I would like to see black people versus aliens, bruh.


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[Assistant] You know? And uh, one of my friends told me, a black guy told me that, that,


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[Assistant] He, someone told him that aliens don't like black people. And I was like, that seems crazy to me, but I would watch a movie about it.


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[Assistant] You know. Oh, the aliens are racist. Things get real dicey.


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[Assistant] Well, I can't see him showing up here and just being pleased with everybody. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's a good point. You gotta really have been around, yeaah, that's true. You gotta really have been around, yeaah, you're right. But if they show up with it, then that's gonna be...


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[Assistant] Dude, if they show up and we all team up against them, now that would be a very unifying thing, wouldn't that be cool? You're thinking about participating in the Area 51 raid?


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[Assistant] Nah, I wouldn't go in there, dude. I think it's gonna be honestly a lot of white people with long hair. If you wanna be honest with me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's also a lot of people that are going to move to Canada after the election. I say we make all of those people. Let's find out who didn't do it. You know, make another list.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, no, she got so political and stuff and just, I don't know. I bet sometimes she wishes she could go back and not, uh, and just sort of stay in a comedy space. But also you get so popular and stuff, it's scary. It's, I think there's different temptations and things that make you think differently.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's interesting man, when I even go back to my hometown in Louisiana, like I see, like they make the news that makes people seem so at odds and so like much more racial tension. I find...


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[Assistant] That an experience is my own experiences of going back even to my hometown and stuff that, that race relations are a lot better than they ever were.


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[Assistant] And that's what I see when I go to like, just like, going to a park and seeing families there. Like, when I grew up, you would just see white families at the park, you know, or it'd just be different or, and now you see more black wealth, you see more opportunity. I mean, I think some of that stuff will take even a little more time, maybe.


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[Assistant] If you read Twitter, you'd be convinced that everybody hates you.


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[Assistant] They won't shoot them up, that's why. Cause they win, if people start shooting, they win. But yeaah, I find, especially you being able to be around musicians and stuff, like music's the one thing that brought, that still brings people, all types of people together.


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[Assistant] You know, like, some, you can go to comedy crowds, you'll see some guys that can bring a lot of people, different ethnicities and different cultures together, but it's not really...


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[Assistant] It's not as much sometimes, or it hasn't been in my lifetime so far because, you know, most people talk about what their, their relation is, what their life is like.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but with music, it would always be a little bit more of a, it's much more likely to be a mixed bag, you know? And that's pretty cool. I mean, there's nothing else that can really do that, really. Sports, maybe? And music. And drugs, yea. So I guess there's a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, working as a team, that's a good term. Man, that's crazy, man. You're making me laugh, bro. Thank you.


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[Assistant] What am I doing? I love podcasting. I've had some opportunities to do some Hollywood stuff. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But I, I still know if I want to be involved with it, man. I just have this weird relationship with it. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I think if it came in an organic way, that would be cool, but I don't have like a talent agent, you know, I have a touring agent.


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[Assistant] And it's just by choice right now, you know, I just, I don't like to be like exploited, you know, I feel, and maybe that's just the business and maybe it's just my relationship with it is, is something I need to work on and there's nothing wrong with the business.


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[Assistant] I have this tough thing with exploitation, like, remember when they caught that guy from, that people took pictures of that guy from the Cosby show and he was working at Trader Joe's or whatever?


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[Assistant] It just kinda hurt my, it hurt my feelings a little bit to think like, I watched that guy growing up, I watched him, you know, I probably watched-


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[Assistant] And I think that he, and maybe he spent all his money doing stuff, maybe he just wanted that job, I don't know, you know. Uhm, but it made me think like, man, that he doesn't have more, some more residual or something.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just- That shit really resonated with me, I just don't like- I don't know what it is I don't like, man, but something about it feels-


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe that's more of my, what some of my beef was. Sometimes I have a tough time figuring out why things make me upset.


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[Assistant] You know, uhm, I have an easy time noticing they make me upset, but I have a tough time really...


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[Assistant] Being like, well why am I really upset? Like what's really making me upset about this? You know, uh.


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[Assistant] And then when I can get to those places a little bit, I'm able to kind of then be a little bit more forewarned when things happen in the future. So I don't overreact. So I don't react in a way that...


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[Assistant] And it's so easy today now to tweet something or put up something that, you know, hypothetically offend people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I hope we don't. We try not to. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. It's, uh, but it's scary to think when you start to like, when you can't look at somebody as a human or you don't, you know. I mean, dude, I-


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[Assistant] I mean, we're just so many faults, I mean, we're just, you know, I don't know.


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[Assistant] There's this weird idea to look perfect and it's just kinda falling apart that it can't be real.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know man, also I don't like, I don't even know what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] A lot of times, like a lot of times I open my mouth and it's like I just wandered into like a room and I'm not supposed to be in there.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I've been pretty much ignorant I think almost my whole life, you know, to an extent. You know, and one of the things that I don't like about...


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[Assistant] Having to become more of a working in business and do business is that I can't, not that I can't be ignorant, but there's that I can't, my brain can't relax as much as it used to be.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, cause I don't want to be ignorant, but I want to be able to, you know, be... not have all my...


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[Assistant] I like my thoughts to be just kind of a dog by the door, not that cat that's always walking across the porch rail, you know? He's always lit up, the dog is, you don't know what he's doing. He's sleeping, might be dead, might be on beer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well it's nice to know that that's what's needed about podcasts is we can come and talk about stuff and we don't have to be right, we don't have to be wrong, we're just talking about it, you know, uhm, uhm, yeaah. I don't really know what else, you know. We just talk. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] They had, uh, everybody was talking about that James Davis, that lady made that tweet, remember? Some lady offended, extension.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's amazing, I mean, it's just, you know, it's interesting how, how different people's perceptions of what's, of just life can be in their, you know, what's important and, and how they look at things, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a different universe. Sorry to talk over you there. No, no, it's okay. Uhm, but yeah, it is, it's just a different universe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's funny, it's like if you tell an offensive joke, of course people are gonna get offended. You know, that is gonna be like a byproduct of it.


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[Assistant] Her death threats is too much. If a death threat on Twitter, man, fuck, you bullshittin' man. Come through with it, you know? That's somebody who don't even probably had to use even a bow and arrow or anything. You know, that's somebody's show, but y'all just put a fucking sword, bro.


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[Assistant] Yeah, get your dad, I would take another picture with your dad on the porch with a fucking gun. Tell him to come up. You know?


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[Assistant] Well, see who's who. You know, if somebody really wants to come up off of a Twitter comment, with a real pistol.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think the only, yeah, I don't know if there's anybody really beefing out there in the comedy world that might have a pistol on him. I mean, Gary Owen maybe might pretend a little bit that he might. Who else could? I don't know. DeLeah maybe has something like this just in photos.


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[Assistant] But yea, I think comedians are also playing from behind right now. It's like there's also, they feel like their back is against the wall. And so I think you're getting a lot more striking back. A lot of comedians have had to be very quiet over the past two years to not comment on, you know, afraid of losing their jobs in Hollywood.


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[Assistant] And that's scary, bro. Think about losing your job because you wanna...


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[Assistant] Not even have any political stance, but to just have a question. Right. You can't even ask a question, man. It's crazy to do that, to make people feel that way.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's just a joke. Yeaah, I mean, I don't know, I don't know really James that well. You know, his vibe seems to have gotten...


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[Assistant] You know, he seems to have more of an ego recent in the past two years, but also he's gotten, you know, he's gotten more opportunity and stuff. Uh, and maybe he's working more in Hollywood on sets and stuff, and so he's feeling more about standing up for that community and not doing as much stand up. I don't know.


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[Assistant] You know, but I know he's a funny guy. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I should look into it some more because I don't even know shit about them. But I think, uh,


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[Assistant] I think it's, uh, yeaah, I think it's like you gotta be able to joke around, there's a lot of shit I wanna tell, you know? There's a lot of even other comedians, like I tell Chelsea Hellander to go fuck herself, I wanna do that every day on Twitter, bro, but I don't, you know? I let it go, man. It's cause it's not gonna do it, it's just, you know, Twitter's that weird thing to stay out of, it's like that, it's like,


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think of describe it as what it is, and like, it's like, uh...


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's like two fucking just muppets just fighting in the yard, you know? And you wanna go out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now, but some nights I do, some nights I just wanna lay three fricking hot, hot ones out there, three dirty hitters right out there in the yard and just go to sleep, bruh.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, the age of going to Africa, the 22 hours. Dude, even reading through that thing is, I mean, it's fucked up and it's also hilarious. First of all, they got a lot of AIDS in Africa, you know, they're still making it, but it's going away, you know? But second of all, like, yea, the fact that she ended up and lost her job.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and it's crazy because you can say some stuff on a comedy stage, but you can't say it on Twitter. It's interesting how there's different areas you can say stuff, you know?


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[Assistant] My buddy has AIDS, man. He plays the piano too. Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know what, uh, I mean, I don't know how much, not how much of it he has, but I don't know, you know, I don't know his...


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[Assistant] I haven't seen his charts yet, but I know he's got it. He said he's got it anyway. He could be lying, dude. He could be lying to get, you know, to get extra hugs or just to be...


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[Assistant] You know, to feel like he's part of something, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You know, broken dreams and dreams and hope and desperation and like opportunity and like, I mean we're in this, you know, we're in this real


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess it's, I wonder what's the next thing. There's going to be a new disease on the horizon. There's something rocky going on.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. What's it gonna be man, something? Maybe people's legs will turn to steel or something? Hell heavy legs, you know? Something's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would like something that's a little bit more out of, now that could be the next thing, something that we see that's more visual to us, that really...


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[Assistant] You know, you really see, but we hide our disease here in America. We hide our, our, our, you know, you go to India and you got a guy with no legs and he's, you know, dragging himself down the street. You know, he's just tug of war against the mother earth, you know, out there. So it's like, you see a lot of different, you can see more, like you could see it more out in the open in some countries here. It's like,


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[Assistant] You know, everybody kind of puts a, you know, puts, if somebody has a bad handicap, they put them in a, put a blanket over them or something like a, um, parrot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean there's different options I guess, man. That's what we should do instead of like to get rid of all the prisons. Yeah. Oh, let him fight it out, dude. Throw a couple cams on it, right?


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[Assistant] Dude, I had Maurice Claret came on the podcast once and, uh, he said the most violent people that he was afraid of in prison were severe Mexican dudes, like hardcore, like straight out of the, you know.


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[Assistant] The cartels. Yeah, just dangerous bro. He said, dude, I never, everybody else, he's like, I could kind of, you know, make my way and figure it out. But some of those guys, it was just a different level.


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[Assistant] And my father's actually from Nicaragua, bruh. That don't make me Mexican, but I wouldn't mind being Mexican next time.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I like Mex- I've always, I mean, I like everybody, but I always, I really like Mexican communities have a strong sense of, uh, like family and stuff sometimes you see, or that I see anyway.


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[Assistant] I'm talking tope, baby, I'm talking mauve, bruh. Yeah, no, not like that, no. Uhm, dude, some guy, it's like he's thinking about racist stuff. They had one guy when I was growing up, he made a hat. Right on the front, it said the N-word on it. On the back, it said just joking across the back.


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[Assistant] What an idiot, right? Yeah, I couldn't imagine that going over well. No, no, I think he sold two hats maybe, you know?


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[Assistant] Dude, I think it's wild, like, when I was growing up, if you said something wrong, how you found out was, you got your ass beat, you know? It was kind of like very cut and dried, like, which is how you learned how to have a functionality of, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, or how to, yeaah, it's kind of how you learned, I think, if you hung out with black kids or in any, around any black community or anything. It was how you, how you learned how to, you know, where, what lines were, what lines, you know. Uhm, but of course that's a long time ago, man, that was 25 years ago.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know what it's like for young kids nowadays and, and I don't know if they have that much, I mean these days man, some of these youngsters are, I feel like all the kids are the same color almost a little bit.


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[Assistant] Your identity? Well, then we can get to green privileges, which I think is really kind of like, that's really... Green privileges? What, for aliens? Just money. Oh, money, yeah. I think the thing...


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[Assistant] Like that's the thing that makes me sad, is when I see like black people and white people, or any racial, like, because poor people like to fight, dude. I don't care what, dude, when people are real poor, I feel like they, they fight.


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[Assistant] They fight with swords, cannons, bruh. Poor people javelin. Dude, my brother got hit by, uhm, javelin.


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[Assistant] Somebody stole it from school and threw that bitch, yeaah. Dude, poor people are wild, man, but, you know, also it's exciting.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like there's a level of excitement that comes when you can just burn shit in your yard if you want to and it's not a fire, it's just fun, you know? There's just a level of just freedom.


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[Assistant] Yeah, China's wild, dude. If you die in China, bro, they make a soup out of you, have you for lunch, and they're cruising, bro, back to work. That's real? China doesn't care, man. What? China, dude, China's, they're just cruising forward, man. I saw a guy feed a booger to a cat.


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[Assistant] Keep it, that's the thing about China, they keep it moving. And if you're American, you go there, you can't stay there, man. The laws are quick, bro. It's like you're here to visit. If you wanna, you're teaching English as a second language or taking a course or something, that's cool, but nobody's milling around here. Dude, in China, you see all Chinese people.


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[Assistant] This was just, uh, what was I, in Shanghai, so. Yea, that's where I've been a bunch of times. But dude, it was like, they're not fucking playing. They're not like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they won't call, it's, it's, it's interesting. I wish that they had, I wish they had an organized border, and I wish that they had a place where, uh, very organized, like there's check, these are places you can come in, or you can apply to come in. And then as an American, you can apply to host a family, you can apply to host someone.


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[Assistant] Then it's like you get to be an American, man. You get to be helpful. You get to be helpful on the front lines. This is a person you are going to take into your home. This is a family. If you have space for them, you're going to take them into your home. You're going to help them. You can help them assimilate.


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[Assistant] But at least it put you on a personal level. Then all the people were saying like, you know, everybody come on over. Well, yeah, you got to really have a heart of gold to do that because


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[Assistant] Dude, that's what I'm saying, but then it's like, uh, then we, then you get to kind of see what's going on, you know? Yeah. But I don't know, man, every generation that comes here, every time a family comes here from somewhere else or goes to a new place, a new country, a new land, anything, the first generation always has to kind of take an L a little bit.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, you always gotta- the first generation or two, man, they really-


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[Assistant] They really, uh, you know, and some a lot more than others have to really take an L so that you could


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[Assistant] You know, have a couple, have an extra bedroom in your house or get you a little piano or something. Or get you a couple extra cuts of meat or whatever. You know, get you a little summer vacation.


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[Assistant] I like it man, I think you'd have to privatize immigration in order to be able to do it. I think that's the problem sometimes, the government is just, people act like the government, dude, the government is just a bunch of us trying to fucking do nothing, really, a lot of times.


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[Assistant] Dude, I worked for the government for a couple weeks, bro. We had a lot of lunches, bro. Doing what? Just lunching around, basically, dude. Hiding from the power lines and having fucking lunches.


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[Assistant] Would they should be, yeah, it's interesting that the companies are able to regulate them as much as they are. It's like they can really curb a lot of stuff, you know, which is, I just don't know if it's healthy, man. I'd rather have somebody's voice be out there so I know what they're kind of thinking or know what they're worried about or scared of. Then I would have it silenced because then that voice is just kind of festering somewhere.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, he kinda became just like a, he almost became a reality show in some senses, I think with some of his vibes on certain things. I don't agree with some of his dietary choices either, bruh. You know, you can tell he's got a lot of salt in his face and everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the gay frogs and all that. I don't really go for that. Dude, it's getting wild, man. It's a dark arts look into it. That's what Eddie Bravo always says, man. You know, tower 60 or whatever. Do you kick it with him a lot? Uh, I try to, man. He just, you know, he's, uh, man, he's such, such an entertaining guy.


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[Assistant] He's so, once you get him going though, you get him going. Yeaah. You know, but he's uhm...


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[Assistant] He's kind of captivating to watch. He hasn't got you into jujitsu yet. He's trying to get me in. I plan on going in and taking some classes as soon as I can get a little bit healthier. Yeah, I want to get on that someday. Yeah. I hear that it really makes you feel like, uh,


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[Assistant] It kind of tests something in you that you don't get in today's regular society.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so too, man. I think knowing then you meet a group of people who are all gonna be there and you know there's other guys that are kind of expecting you, there's some accountability, makes you feel like part of something.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't really, I don't know, I've met some bitches that could really choke me out for sure. So I probably, I don't know if I'd get in the ring with one of them, but I do think that


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[Assistant] Yeah, that fighting and that ability to do that is always something to defi- the ability to really probably defend myself has always been something that I've never tested as much as I wanted to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just knowing that maybe you have a better chance, you know? I just didn't have an influence like that when I was growing up, you know? The toughest dude I knew was this gay dude named Billy Conforto, bruh.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, this is before them, this is about a decade prior. Wow. And he would smoke weed, and we were busboys together.


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[Assistant] And he kind of looked like Don Flamanco, I don't know if you remember him from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. Oh, okay, I knew it was so familiar. Dude, and he was basically the most hard-hitting homosexual you ever met, boy. Wow. And we used to eat bread pudding and stuff in the locker by ourselves and, you know, and, uh,


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[Assistant] Dude, I didn't know what was going on. Dude, he's like, Princess Diana was, I thought it was his neighbor's dog or something, you know? Right. And, uh, and yeah, that was kind of a wild time, but he was the toughest guy I knew. Growing up was this gay guy named Billy Conforto, man, and he died. He actually drove into an embankment on a bunch of pills, but he, um, but before that, man, he really lived, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think to have that mental toughness to know when to use it and when, you know, and how to adjudicate it, you know, maybe.


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[Assistant] But I also don't know. Uhm, I have to go to Transcendental Meditation. Is that okay?


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[Assistant] I'm not trying to check out, and I really appreciate the opportunity, but I know that I committed to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I appreciate it too, man. It's really interesting and I really appreciate you having me, you know, it's kind of, uh...


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[Assistant] Their leader, King Oswald and his daughter, Budica, are down there amongst them. If we capture him...


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[Assistant] The tribal chiefs will have to sue for peace to secure his safe release.


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[Assistant] We will end this rebellion my way and not put the lives of good men at unnecessary risk. Is that understood Centurion? Understood Commander. Very well.


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[Assistant] This fort, Glots Hop. It's rumored to be the gateway to Hades. A place of fire and death.


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[Assistant] They build Wicker Men only for their most valuable sacrifices. He's sure to be there. We begin our attack at the dead of night.


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[Assistant] Governor, I bring before you Oswald, King of the Britons. He has renounced this rebellion.


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[Assistant] All he needs is the king's mark on that scroll and then we can all leave this godforsaken island.


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[Assistant] Barricade this entrance, men. We must ready ourselves for the next assault.


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[Assistant] Marius, come. Follow me. Thank the gods we might get some respite.


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[Assistant] No. They will have to go in the other boats. Commodus and his guard escaped on the warship. They were the first to run.


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[Assistant] Good. When all our men are safe, we will evacuate on the last boat out. Are you clear? Yes, sir. Marius, this way.


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[Assistant] Take command, Mary. Reach our men on the bridge and bring them back. I'll oversee the evacuation from here.


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[Assistant] The Senate is nothing but frightened old men. They no longer listen to truth nor reason. I warned them about Britannia at no avail.


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[Assistant] Commodus has held the legions back, doing nothing.


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[Assistant] Even tribes from far away lands have sent them massive beasts of war.


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[Assistant] With Commodus gone, they'll ask me to assume command.


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[Assistant] And I'll need my best men, if we're going to hold Rome.


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[Assistant] When I suspected it was you in the arena, I readied this.


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[Assistant] I need you now, Marius.


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[Assistant] Fight for your father. Fight for your legion. Fight for Rome.


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[Assistant] Our city defences will funnel the bastards down into this one square.


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[Assistant] They could outnumber us by a thousand to one here. But!


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[Assistant] Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.


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[Assistant] 59! How many more?


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[Assistant] I basically forgot to post the trailer.


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[Assistant] And I was trying to download the trailer from my email and I couldn't so I had to facetime you. And then she sent me a video of how to do it.


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[Assistant] I believe we'll be doing that for the Cincinnati Children's Hospital, if not a children's hospital in the LA area where I live. So thank you all so much for your non-stop support. I adore you guys. You know, you are...


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel so you can see more awesome videos. Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things. Like ball peen hammer. And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities. If you're into that sort of thing.


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb.


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[Assistant] Would you like to have something to eat?


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the couch.


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[Assistant] ABM has tens of thousands of employees located across the United States and internationally. Many who work in remote locations at night with minimal supervision. Bad things sometimes happen.


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[Assistant] You're paranoid. The council helped fund this project. They have a right to send someone to keep an eye on their investment.


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[Assistant] The Geth haven't been seen outside the Veil in nearly 200 years. Why are they here now?


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[Assistant] What about Garrus, that CSEC investigator? We saw him arguing with the executor.


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[Assistant] We still have another lead, Commander. That Asari scientist in the Artemis Tau Cluster. The Matriarch's daughter. She's an expert on the Protheans. Maybe she knows something.


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[Assistant] The commander's right. We can't rush off blind. We need more to go on.


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[Assistant] When was the last time you ate, or slept? Dr. Chokwas should take a look at you.


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[Assistant] With all due respect, gunnery chief, it's not your place to decide.


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[Assistant] I assume this is good for the Alliance.


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[Assistant] We'll see that he receives a proper service once the mission is complete. But I need you to stay focused.


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[Assistant] Minor throbbing. Nothing serious. How long was I out?


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[Assistant] We prove Saren's gone rogue and the council will revoke his spectre status.


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[Assistant] Saren despises humanity. That's why he attacked Eden Prime.


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[Assistant] Saren's hiding behind his position as a specter. You need to open your eyes.


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[Assistant] I was told you could help me find someone. A Turian C-Sec officer named Garrus.


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[Assistant] I know those men threatened you, but if you tell us who they work for, we can protect you.


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[Assistant] Does this have anything to do with the investigation into Siren? I think it might. Dr. Michelle, tell us what happened.


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[Assistant] My name's Shepard. I'm going after Fist. Thought you might want to come along.


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[Assistant] My name's Shepard. I'm looking for evidence to prove Saren's a traitor.


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[Assistant] Making your day, Ambassador. She has information linking Saren to the geth.


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[Assistant] He said Eden Prime brought him one step closer to finding the conduit. Any idea what that means?


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[Assistant] The vision on Eden Prime. I understand it now. I saw the proteins being wiped out by the Reapers.


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[Assistant] The geth believe the reapers are gods, and Saren is the prophet for their return.


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[Assistant] I tried to warn you about Saren and you refused to face the truth. Don't make the same mistake again.


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[Assistant] 50,000 years ago, the reapers wiped out all galactic civilization. If Saren finds the conduit, it will happen again.


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[Assistant] You don't have to send a fleet into the Traverse, and the Ambassador gets his human Spectre. Everybody's happy.


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[Assistant] This is Commander Shepard speaking. We have our orders. Find Saren before he finds the conduit. I won't lie to you, crew. This mission isn't going to be easy. For too long our species has stood apart from the others.


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[Assistant] Our enemy knows we're coming. When we go into the traverse, Saren's followers will be waiting for us. But we'll be ready for them, too.


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[Assistant] The captain gave up everything so I could have this chance. We can't fail.


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[Assistant] The geth are perfect ambushers. They don't move, they don't make noise, they don't even breathe.


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[Assistant] Commander Shepard, I'm here to remove your geth problem.


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[Assistant] I'll do whatever I can to keep them away from me. But I need some information.


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[Assistant] You're safe now. But why were you here in the first place?


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[Assistant] I'm here for the get. It's very important I find out what they're after.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll look into it. Stay put until the field is down.


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[Assistant] VI, what can you tell me about the Geth ship and the field it's generating?


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[Assistant] They can't do any real damage. We're on our way back. Just hold your position.


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[Assistant] This place will be crawling with Geth in a minute. Keep together and we'll get out of here in one piece.


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[Assistant] I need some answers. You knew more about the Thorian than you let on.


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[Assistant] You did what you could. I'll help them, if you can tell me where to find the thorian.


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[Assistant] But why are the Geth after the Thorian? What could Saren want with it?


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[Assistant] Thanks for the heads up, Joker. You heard the man. Let's move out.


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[Assistant] You're after the one unique thing Faros has, the Thorian.


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[Assistant] I won't let you hurt these people anymore. Drop your weapon, or be prepared to use it.


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[Assistant] Releasing clouds of nerve gas doesn't seem like a particularly good idea.


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[Assistant] That does not look like any plant I've ever seen. This may be problematic.


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[Assistant] Asari matriarchs are among the most intelligent and powerful beings in the galaxy. How could one fall under Saren's control?


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[Assistant] So the Thorian taught Saren to think like a Prothean. Ow.


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[Assistant] I saw... something. It still didn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] The colonists will need all the help they can get. They'll be happy to have you on their side.


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[Assistant] She said it could take a while. I needed the cipher. It's going to lead us to the conduit. I'm just not sure how yet.


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[Assistant] Don't worry. We'll deal with her soon enough. Crew dismissed.


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[Assistant] The Thorian liked to enslave minds. Anyone who studied it would have ended up as one of its thralls.


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[Assistant] Being human had nothing to do with it. They were in trouble.


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[Assistant] I'm conducting an investigation. It's a matter of galactic security.


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[Assistant] I've heard an Asari matriarch is here. Venezia?


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[Assistant] I finished the job, but an internal affairs investigator contacted me. She wants you to testify against Analeas.


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[Assistant] Everyone on this station is chafing under Analais's extortion.


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[Assistant] Me? I'm the victim here. The geth attacked us.


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[Assistant] Commander Shepard, I work for the Citadel's special tactics and reconnaissance.


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[Assistant] You were taken by surprise and had civilians to protect. You did a good job, Captain.


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[Assistant] We don't have to fight. You can return to the Citadel with us.


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[Assistant] Unless we know exactly where Saren's going, we'd just be wasting our time.


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[Assistant] This is a tough mission. We're all on edge. Everyone go get some rest. Crew, dismissed.


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[Assistant] This queen is different. She understands why her kind had to be wiped out last time around.


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[Assistant] I keep an open door policy. If you have any concerns, lay them on me.


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[Assistant] They may not serve the Alliance Chief, but they're allies. At least as far as Saren goes.


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[Assistant] Alright. I can see where your concerns are coming from, Williams. But this is a multilateral mission. You're going to have to work with aliens, like it or not.


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[Assistant] My name is Shepard. The Office of Special Tactics and Recon sent me.


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[Assistant] Joker pulled our asses out of there. I think he's earned the right to a few bad jokes.


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[Assistant] There was a damaged Prothean beacon on Eden Prime. It burned a vision into my brain. I'm still trying to sort out what it all means.


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[Assistant] It's just a bunch of random images, even after I got the cipher.


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[Assistant] The cipher altered my perception of the visions, but it's subtle. I still can't make sense of what I'm seeing.


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[Assistant] We can talk again after you've seen the doctor. The rest of you. Dismissed.


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[Assistant] The geth were crawling all over those ruins. We were lucky to make it out alive.


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[Assistant] After helping raise them, your sisters still talk to you? Amazing.


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[Assistant] Your sister's something else. But you didn't mention your father at all. Was he on deployment?


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[Assistant] Everyone has the right to believe what they want. Says so in the Alliance Charter. Only with fancier words.


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[Assistant] The Gath are bad enough, but a Krogan army, he'd be almost unstoppable.


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[Assistant] Elenko, you're with the captain. Keep it simple, understood?


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[Assistant] Just disable the alarms. We can handle any guards inside.


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[Assistant] If we don't let him out he's as good as dead. We have to do something.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna blow this place to hell and gone. If you wanna make it out alive, you better start running.


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[Assistant] Sovereign isn't just some reaper ship Saren found. It's an actual reaper.


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[Assistant] There is an entire galaxy of races united and ready to face you.


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[Assistant] Why would you construct the mass relays then leave them for someone else to find?


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[Assistant] You're not even alive. Not really. You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.


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[Assistant] Let's head to the breeding facility. Joker can pick us up after we set the new-


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[Assistant] You're like every other poor bastard in this place. A tool sovereign can use then cast aside.


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[Assistant] Elenco knew the risks going in. He gave his life to save the rest of us.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, Ash. I'd never leave you behind. I couldn't. You know that.


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[Assistant] It wasn't your fault. It wasn't my fault. The only one to blame here is Seric.


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[Assistant] You wanna join our minds again, don't you? Okay, go ahead.


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[Assistant] The conduit's on Eilos, and that's where Saren is heading. I'll be waiting for him when he gets there.


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[Assistant] The Krogan would have served sovereign. A reaper.


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[Assistant] Seems like an odd thing to celebrate. That was 26 years ago.


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[Assistant] There's almost nothing in your files. Technical scores and a list of crap assignments.


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[Assistant] He refused to sacrifice his men just to save face for humanity. You planning to throw yourself on a sword to save face for him?


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[Assistant] Everyone comes with baggage, Ash. The trick is finding a match set.


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[Assistant] We haven't been out here long, Ash. Once humanity has its space legs, we can start asserting ourselves.


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[Assistant] Ash, you believe in God, an infallible, all-knowing creator with a plan for the universe. You think the diversity of views in the galaxy wasn't part of that?


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[Assistant] Humans are aggressive. We think fast, we move fast. Wars have started because of our need for constant progress. The council can balance that.


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[Assistant] We have an advantage. We know they're coming and we know about their indoctrination.


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[Assistant] Back to the Citadel, Joker. I want the Normandy at the head of that fleet.


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[Assistant] He's on Eilos looking for the conduit right now. What are you doing about that?


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[Assistant] We'll figure it out. We have to. Can I count on you to be there?


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[Assistant] I've had a hell of a time figuring you out. But I think I have. I want you to be happy too.


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[Assistant] The Spectres represent the best of every species in the galaxy. To be asked to join them is an honor.


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[Assistant] The council is concerned with the needs of the whole galactic community. We're part of that community now. Our needs are on their agenda, but we're one of many.


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[Assistant] Actually, the Normandy was co-developed by human and turian engineers. Its design incorporates many innovations, all of which are classified, I'm afraid.


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[Assistant] I'm in command and last I checked I'm human. Same goes for my crew.


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[Assistant] The council had nothing to do with it. There was an accident at Binary Helix Labs.


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[Assistant] In the interest of protecting the company's confidentiality, I can't say more.


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[Assistant] Respect's a funny thing. People always assume they deserve it. The truth is, respect is earned. And I firmly believe we can earn it.


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[Assistant] Saren instigated the attack on our colony at Eden Prime. Once his involvement was proven to the council I was assigned to bring him in.


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[Assistant] We had differences of opinion, sir. I hope she at least believed my sincerity.


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[Assistant] You don't have to call me that. I'm a traitor now. I probably shouldn't even be wearing this uniform.


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[Assistant] First Alfred Tennyson, now Walt Whitman. You're full of surprises.


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[Assistant] Would you roll your eyes if I said this is the first time in months I felt that all's right in the galaxy?


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[Assistant] The message is all broken up, but I recognize some of the words. It's a warning against the Reaper invasion.


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[Assistant] It said something about the conduit, but it's too degraded to help. We should go.


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[Assistant] I don't understand. Where did the Reapers go after they conquered your people?


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[Assistant] Why do they keep repeating this pattern of genocide over and over?


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[Assistant] Saren can use the Conduit to bypass all the Citadel's external defenses.


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[Assistant] Seren's got enough of a head start. Grab that data file and let's go.


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[Assistant] What about Captain Anderson and Ambassador Udina? What happened to them?


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[Assistant] Opening the relays now, Joker. We need to save the Ascension, no matter what the cost.


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[Assistant] We need someone with the courage to stand up for what he believes in. Someone like Captain Anderson.


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[Assistant] Got too many politicians on the Citadel. The captain would be perfect for this job.


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[Assistant] The Reaper fleet is still coming. Hundreds of ships, maybe thousands. And I'm gonna find some way to stop them.


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[Assistant] It's historical practices. What was acceptable in the 40s and 50s is what we would find very objectionable today in the 90s and the 80s and beyond. People did not know the damage that some of these materials caused at the time. They did not know the long-term effects of them that we do today.


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[Assistant] Material that was installed in the, in the late 60s contained uhm, very high levels of PCBs. And, you know, since we made this discovery, you know,


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[Assistant] In the late 90s, we've now removed about, uhm, 50 miles of this, throughout- 50 miles? Throughout all Boeing- This black tar looking stuff? Yea, this material, uhm, throughout all of the Boeing facilities here in the Northwest.


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[Assistant] Well, it wasn't obvious to us and it was, you know, normally when people talk about PCBs, you think about electrical equipment, you think about hydraulics. That's where normally PCBs are used. The fact that they were used in something that was right in front of us was difficult. It was really difficult and we overlooked it.


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[Assistant] What is adjacent to Boeing and excavate that material.


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[Assistant] There's over 500 sampling locations at this facility that have been drilled over time.


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[Assistant] So you didn't die ten years ago? I take it you did not come here to arrest me for treason? Captain? You and I are all that remains of that garrison, Hugo. Then why did you come here?


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[Assistant] And you feel he has answers? For both of us.


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[Assistant] Now what would you know that all these other dead orcs didn't?


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[Assistant] Just make sure you show him to take the place of the dead Warchief.


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[Assistant] What need have I of blasting powder? It's all part of the plan, my friend. Whatever leads us to the Black Hand is my only concern. So anxious to find the Black Hand.


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[Assistant] There's a good one more body and your corpse will join them.


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[Assistant] This decay... Gondor must not fall prey to the Shadow.


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[Assistant] A grog. I need at least twenty men to bring that beast down. Oh, then we must find another way.


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[Assistant] The power became their undoing. They became the ringwrites.


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[Assistant] You realize that they're facing so many vulnerabilities in their job.


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[Assistant] We don't, we don't take the time to say, like, what kind of working conditions are you in? And what kind of vulnerabilities might you experience? And so, uhm, I was sad, I was angered, uhm, and I wanted to do what we could do from the state to be able to protect these women.


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[Assistant] Visit our website at pbs.org.


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[Assistant] Saren's hiding something. Give me more time. Stall them.


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[Assistant] I don't trust him. Something about him rubs me the wrong way


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[Assistant] Not anymore. Now he works for Saren. And the Shadow Broker isn't too happy about it.


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[Assistant] We could take her to the human embassy. Your ambassador will want to see this anyway.


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[Assistant] Thanks for bringing me on board, Commander. I knew working with a Spectre would be better than life at CSEC. Have you worked with a Spectre before? Well, no, but I know what they're like. Spectres make their own rules. Be free to handle things your way. At CSEC, you're buried by rules. The damn bureaucrats are always on your back.


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[Assistant] But CSEC wants it done their way. Protocol and procedure come first. That's why I left.


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[Assistant] And without CSEC headquarters looking over my shoulder, well maybe I can get the job done my way for a change.


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[Assistant] Alright, we just need to find this creature and determine what it... what it... This was not covered by my training manuals.


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[Assistant] We should get you back to the ship, Commander. Medical needs to know about this.


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[Assistant] Analaeus is dirty. It might be best to help her.


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[Assistant] If I were to guess, the matriarch packed them in the shipping container she arrived with.


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[Assistant] If you kill her, you consign an entire race to death. We should let the Citadel Council decide her fate.


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[Assistant] Sounds like some kind of message, but I don't recognize the language.


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[Assistant] Don't waste your reinforcements. Hold them back until the citadel arms open up. Save the human fleet to attack sovereign.


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[Assistant] You have to protect our forests. You have to in our agricultural areas. You must. Because if we don't protect them...


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[Assistant] Our water quality will be significantly diminished. And why sacrifice clean water for growth?


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[Assistant] Meaning that no developer could build on that land. People were going to build their homes here. They were going to have their supermarkets here. There are gas stations here. We stopped it and we stopped it forever.


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[Assistant] But in this particular case, it wasn't pleasant. People were yelling at me. We got a lot of nasty phone calls and emails and it wasn't fun being on television. And quite frankly, I was abandoned by a lot of people, even the environmental community at the time, for saying, Ron, you might be too heavy-handed.


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[Assistant] No one has lost the value or use of their land. There's not one case in King County where anybody's been able to show that.


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[Assistant] What people have found is that we're not going to allow them to develop their land in terms of building a lot of homes on it. But the use of their land, they still enjoy it to this day.


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[Assistant] The Supreme Court upholds the Court of Appeals decision. It'll be the abandonment of everything that


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[Assistant] This state has voted on consistently, which is they want environmental protection here.


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[Assistant] We may, in the next couple of decades, and when I'm 80 years old, if we don't do anything, people will say, you, your generation, you lost it. You weren't willing to step up and save it.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying they would, I'm saying they're terrified. I'm saying there are people who are so angry. If we didn't have a way


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[Assistant] to direct that to get some results. I know there are people in this county that probably would have shot a few people. They are so angry.


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[Assistant] It's my own fault. Everyone else was running and I stayed to back up data.


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[Assistant] It's not the geth, it's the energy field they put up. They don't want anyone else getting access to the


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[Assistant] I don't know for certain, but I'm guessing they're here for the Thorian.


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[Assistant] It's an indigenous life form. Exogeny was studying it.


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[Assistant] I- I might be able to, but not with those geth crawling around everywhere. Look, we need to get out of here, past that field.


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[Assistant] No, not exactly. But I think the Geth ship is powering it. I've noticed the Geth laying power cables everywhere.


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[Assistant] You can follow those cables, but there's ghats all over the place.


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[Assistant] The thorian is underneath the zoo's hope, but the entrance is blocked. The colonist covered it with the freighter just before the geth attacked.


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[Assistant] Well, it does have unique mind control capabilities. That's what Exogeny was interested in.


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[Assistant] It's a telepathic life form living under zoo's hope.


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[Assistant] A Tyson's is the size of downtown Boston or Phoenix. There is nothing in this country of the scale and size and complexity of a Tyson's.


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[Assistant] If you look at Tyson's, and there is now today.


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[Assistant] As we're sitting here today, there's about 46 million square feet of development in Tysons. In addition to that, there is 40


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[Assistant] And when we talk about impervious surfaces, I mean, that's just unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Three million subscribers. That is an absolutely incredible number and thank you all so much for believing in me. And usually on these milestone videos I would make a montage of the videos I've done in the past or the events that we've had.


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[Assistant] In actuality, I find myself looking back at myself when I started this YouTube channel a little over two years ago.


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[Assistant] I've had regrets in my life, and I've had downturns, and I've had bad moments, but I wouldn't-


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[Assistant] I wouldn't get rid of any of them. I wouldn't change a thing because it led me to this point and made me the person that I am standing in front of you. And I've had so many of you guys come up and say hi to me and tell me about how my videos or I have changed your life or influenced you or made your lives better and that is intimidating.


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[Assistant] That's what influences me to be better, and that's what inspires me to be a better person, and that's why I drive myself every day.


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[Assistant] Community we have built, not taking advantage, but pointing you in the direction to do good.


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[Assistant] And if I don't steer you in that direction, then I have done wrong.


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[Assistant] And that I have lost purpose and lost sight of what we can do as a community. And what you guys can do as individuals. It's not just togetherness, but every single one of you matters. And every single one of you can change the world in your own way. And together, we are so strong.


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[Assistant] That is the most amazing thing to come out of this channel and to see myself grow as the person and entertainer that I am and go from there to here and notice that hardly a damn thing has changed but just to see that you guys


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[Assistant] Have rallied and believed in me and inspired me to make myself a better person. I want you guys to believe that you all can do whatever you want and you guys can do it to change the world.


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[Assistant] Just imagine what we could do in the next two. We've come so far in such a short amount of time. I mean just a little over two years ago, I went from doing this, which admittedly is really cool and I love doing it, but not exactly high budget, to having the resources to be able to do whatever I want.


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[Assistant] And it's not just the community that we share, I want you to know, as an individual, and I know there's hundreds of thousands of people watching this, but I'm speaking to you one on one right now. Because I'm just a guy.


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[Assistant] You have to take responsibility to be the leader that no one else will. If we all take that responsibility together, then it's a shared burden across the entire community. But you have to stand up and believe in yourself. Even if you don't believe in yourself now, know that I believe in you.


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[Assistant] With all my heart, I believe that you can do good in this world, and that you can be a force for good.


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[Assistant] Because there's nothing stronger than the power of one person who decides to do something. And I'm just one guy, here, that people decided to believe in.


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[Assistant] This is TJ, the homie from back in the day. What's up guys? He had some fuckin' trails down the street. Live on that street again.


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[Assistant] This is an acceptable promotional method. I'm not mad at this. Probably not gonna listen to it, but I got it.


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[Assistant] But absolutely, there's going to become a moment time where we're going to take those positions. We're a platform for people to come together with one voice and actions to move us forward.


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[Assistant] How are ya? How are ya? Nice to see you, come in. Thanks.


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[Assistant] I think it had just reached sort of a critical mass of a number of complaints. So...


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[Assistant] Absolutely not in the least. I never expected that there would be any significant opposition to it. They had two public hearings on it, and there were a lot of people there, and they were, uh, very vocal in opposition to the ordinance.


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[Assistant] And it all had to do with their ability to maintain arms and somehow this would infringe their second amendment rights.


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[Assistant] No, because the second amendment has nothing to do with shooting ranges. It doesn't say the right to have a shooting range shall not be infringed.


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[Assistant] Should I eat it? New impossible let's play? Eat black sludge challenge? I wanna put it on my face.


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[Assistant] When you first saw Itachi Sharinga, you were already under his genjutsu.


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[Assistant] I sent the message to him. How could he let you read it?


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[Assistant] Think you're stupid! I've been thinking about it these days.


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[Assistant] Where is this facility? Answer me! What is the Ouroboros Project?


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[Assistant] Stop playing around, we want some answers! You haven't changed.


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[Assistant] Well, if you hadn't been so lost in thought then this may have ended differently.


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[Assistant] I'll protect both the village and you, Chiha! Don't get in my way!


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[Assistant] Lately we've noticed that you seem quite down. Is it because I didn't allow you to go to Beijing?


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[Assistant] Wanted to live in Beijing for two years, but I didn't let her. I told her she can just quit her present job and take the civil service exam. It's a very good career. A stable job with great benefits. Enough. You should move back.


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[Assistant] Study for the civil service exam. Stop goofing around with Tang San. You're becoming wild.


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[Assistant] Thirty? Huh. She's going to be too old by then.


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[Assistant] You can go back, as long as you take these. I bought these for you earlier. Take them with you, okay? Take them.


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[Assistant] What's with that look on your face? It's the middle of the day. I won't do anything.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Hey, what's going on between you and Jan Jan?


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[Assistant] Boring. Holding hands?


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[Assistant] Well that's not really news. Did you kiss? Hey, can you chill? I don't think about you that way. And if you want to, I'll back off.


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[Assistant] Is it okay to start? Can you tell me when you started wood carving?


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, hey. You know what? He grew up rich and spoiled. That's why he has no idea people can't afford his cakes.


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[Assistant] I see the charm in traditional art, but not many people practice them anymore. I think that's such a loss.


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[Assistant] We've seen the piece that you call Trinity. You made that to represent your close bond. And now, do you still have the same bond?


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[Assistant] You shouldn't think of what others say. They're saying that because they're jealous of you.


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[Assistant] Just get used to it. That's how people are. When you're on the top, there they are. When you're at the bottom, they laugh. They call you many names. That's normal. Don't worry about them, huh, sweetie?


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[Assistant] And you know what? You're now trained in Beijing. That's surely something good, isn't it? Real gold will never lose its brilliance. Hey, an entertainment company called me up yesterday. He said he saw you during the training. He said you're very good, that he'll sign you up. You mean an agent from Beijing? That's right! He's talent manager Wang. So how did it go with him? Well, uh, we were just... We talked about it, but I didn't probe.


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[Assistant] These talent management groups, they won't do you much good. Listen, you want a manager? I'll be the one, we'll get projects, okay?


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[Assistant] I think you should know how greedy they can be. They want a very big commission. Because you're a newbie.


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[Assistant] I've been thinking about it. You probably did something wrong. From my professional point of view.


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[Assistant] You failed that training in Beijing because you didn't act well. You didn't shine. You didn't give it your all. You are lifeless. You have to exaggerate your acting. You understand? Your acting is bland and boring. You need to make it obvious.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, enough, don't cry, don't cry. Here, it's all my fault. Come on, have some soup. That's enough, eat your beef, come on.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. I'm fear of death. I was not allowed to talk to a journalist.


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[Assistant] The first time that I traveled alone abroad with him, he insisted that I went into the bathroom while he had a sauna because he needed to do work. And I refused to go in the sauna.


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[Assistant] And he said, well, this isn't working. I'm going to have a bath instead. So I tried to leave the bathroom and he said, you can't leave. I need to, we need to get this business done.


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[Assistant] He was reeling off names of all the actresses that he had had some sort of sexual relations with or uhm, who had given him massages or whatever.


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[Assistant] And I remember looking round at him and saying, how do you look at yourself in the mirror? How do you?


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[Assistant] How do you do that? And I can remember him looking back at me utterly nonplussed and saying, I have no problem at all.


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[Assistant] Side swiped by this. I went straight to Harvey and confronted him about what had happened.


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[Assistant] And he swore on the life of his wife and children that absolutely nothing had happened.


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[Assistant] There didn't seem to be any recourse in terms of bringing Harvey to justice. We had no physical proof. We hadn't gone to the police in, on the Lido in Venice. Really, the only option that we were given was to request damages.


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[Assistant] We weren't allowed to talk to anybody.


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[Assistant] About the alleged behaviour, but also about, uhm,


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[Assistant] This wasn't a normal confidentiality agreement. This wasn't us saying that we weren't going to, you know, give away corporate secrets. This was a, a deeply personally binding,


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[Assistant] Agreement, which certainly in my colleague's case meant that she couldn't ever speak about a huge personal trauma that happened to her.


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[Assistant] Terrified. How'd you find me? I think I might have even said...


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[Assistant] I just knew that one thing I absolutely, in fear of death, I was not allowed to talk to a journalist.


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[Assistant] I had no idea of the breadth and enormity of the story. I thought he just preyed on us. That was the most shocking thing.