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[Assistant] Get your damn facts right, boy. Hey boy, you didn't understand the assignment. I like that. The assignment was not ranked the 32 most important positions on the Browns. It was ranked the 32 most important players on the Browns.


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[Assistant] Suffered on the defensive line, they didn't have no pass rush and you put somebody like that opposite of Miles Garrett, it only makes Miles Garrett's job easier and I think he'll have a great season. He plays, he's more important to the Browns than Nick Tubb, especially since we sit here talking about Deshaun Watson having the keys to the office.


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[Assistant] But how has that benefited to the Browns overall success?


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[Assistant] But that wasn't the question, rank the players based on who would be the bigger loss. That was not the assignment.


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[Assistant] Earl. Hey, put that camera on me, Steve. Ooh.


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[Assistant] So me and Ant got a couple demands. Girls got the shades. We got a couple demands. You want us to show up to work on time? I need a bigger desk and my man needs to be mentioned in every social media post that we post from here on out.


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[Assistant] And I feel like that I moved in with my girlfriend but all I got was a drawer.


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[Assistant] That's what I feel like. That all I got was a drawer. I just want a bigger desk, man. I can't even put my mouse.


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[Assistant] And my computer on the desk at the same time. I gotta pick which one. I'll be all on my leg, using my mouse. It's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] It's a pretty simple question, and it's asked a lot, I'll admit. But my answer is actually just as simple.


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[Assistant] The way to get more successful on YouTube, or in anything, is simply to believe in yourself.


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[Assistant] Because when you start anything, not just YouTube, but when you start anything, you're alone.


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[Assistant] Most of the time, nine times out of ten, you're not gonna have anyone that wants to support you, you're not gonna have people that believe in you, you're not gonna have people that want you to succeed. Because there have been people that have done that, and have failed.


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[Assistant] And this applies specifically to YouTube, but also generally to life. But in YouTube, it's even harder.


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[Assistant] Because if you think about it, there are thousands upon thousands of people that want to do exactly what you want to do.


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[Assistant] Especially when it comes to gaming. I mean, it's different for different genres, but for gaming, there are a thousand people that can pick up a computer, play games, record themselves and do commentary.


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[Assistant] When I started YouTube, and a lot of you know my story, but when I started YouTube, I didn't go into it trying to become this amazing commentator.


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[Assistant] In fact, for the most part, when I started doing YouTube, I wanted to do Let's Plays because it gave me a chance to practice my voice, which I wanted to do to go into voice acting, which I'll probably need to try to start into pretty soon. I have done a few animations here and there, but uhm, I'm getting sidetracked now. When you're starting YouTube, because other people have done it and have failed,


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[Assistant] I had a whole lot of time and no one to believe in what I was doing. So I had to believe in myself.


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[Assistant] To get up and start working on YouTube. And you know what? It was easy for me.


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[Assistant] Because I knew what I was doing and I was doing it for entertainment purposes. I was doing it because I love to do it. I love to get up.


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[Assistant] You know, I believe that I can do it. From the first time I started to get popularity, I started to get subscribers, when I hit that firth- first thousand.


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[Assistant] And this is before I lost my first channel. A lot of you don't know, I lost my first channel. You know, my AdSense account got banned and I had to start all over again. But this is even before that. When I got that first thousand, I realized that I was on to something good. And it was part and partial


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[Assistant] To my dedication to what I wanted to do. See, I dedicated 12 hours out of my day, every day. And a lot of people don't have that kind of time, but that-


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[Assistant] Outrageous amounts of criticism. That kind of is, you know, I'm still getting some of it today, but I've learned to ignore it. You know, just people that want to bring you down. People in the comment section saying, you're stupid, or you're ugly, or no one likes you, or no one wants to watch you. They're watching you right now. But then you get other people that start to notice what you're doing. And that's when it starts to become easier.


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[Assistant] Because you still need to believe in yourself even as you get much more popular, but thanks to you guys, I have had the benefit


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[Assistant] Of being able to, you know, take a vacation because you guys have my back so much and that first year of work was just me grinding my bones to dust trying to get this to work.


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[Assistant] But it was all worth it and it all worked because I believed in myself and that belief in myself caught fire in you guys.


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[Assistant] And then you guys started believing me. And then, who knows tomorrow who will believe in me. And if you start something, and this just doesn't apply to YouTube, this is not just about YouTube, this is about anything you do. This is about school, this is about work, this is about starting your own business, this is about being your own person.


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[Assistant] And that burning passion will start to catch fire and the fire grows bigger and bigger until other people around you start to notice that that guy's on fire!


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[Assistant] They wanna find out what it's about and they'll either be like, oh he's gonna burn himself to the ground or they're like, holy crap he's onto something.


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[Assistant] And you see, this small belief, this one belief, one person, believing in yourself,


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[Assistant] Is all it takes to start snowballing down to this incredible plateau of something that you can create out of nothing.


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[Assistant] And I'm so proud to have you guys at my back to be able to do this and do charity live streams and be able to help the world in ways I never thought possible.


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[Assistant] You know, we've raised over 70,000 dollars, I don't even know, because I wasn't even able to keep track last time, we did a charity livestream, but we're well over 70, 70,000 dollars in terms of charity raise. And that's a passion of mine that has caught fire in you guys, and I'm so proud that you guys believe in me. So if you have the question in your mind, how do you become successful at anything, anything at all, you have to start by believing in yourself.


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[Assistant] And that's a question that I wanted to answer for quite some time. Now!


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[Assistant] As far as everything else, I will try to get the YouTube videos to upload as fast as I can. There have been some power outages here and there. I don't know if like there's a server down or something like that. All I know is that.


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[Assistant] This apparently works. So, sincerely from the bottom of my heart, I am, I thank you guys for everything that you've done and believing in me and my cause.


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[Assistant] And the reason that I am still to this day so excited to be able to make videos for you guys and I am so disappointed in myself for not being able to get them to you. So thanks again everybody for watching.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it should be all the same. It's one of those things that it tastes so funny that I can't help but to keep sippin' it, cause it's that crazy. See? It's crazy. I'm not sippin' it.


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[Assistant] When you get to number 10, I was joking about it. I was like, you know, I know you've seen my hard work, you know, obviously you brought me up here because you want to give me my bonus, which is perfect timing for me. They cut your head off and then you go back downstairs and you actually get the pack of like a garbage bag.


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[Assistant] In the locker room, right? Yeah, and go back to your locker room, pack your garbage bag and you can take some stuff. But, some organizations it's nice that they'll put it in a box and they'll mail it to you.


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[Assistant] See, you gotta get it while you're at it. See, so that was my thing. When I played for these teams, I used to love the military hoodies. Oh yeaah. Every team, can I get, let me get the military hoodie. Every time. Let me get that hoodie. Yeaah, cause if I get cut tomorrow, they ain't gonna give it to me. The military joins in.


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[Assistant] You know, even being a manager or a coach, you know, you've always thought about what's next. You know, like, we gotta get here next year or next year I want my team to be here. I'm always thinking about the team.


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[Assistant] Whenever you take that time to sit back and reflect on your career and think like,


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[Assistant] Man, like, it's probably about to be it. It's over with. I don't think you really can bounce back from that and we know that he's had a bunch of, you know, some health concerns and stuff like that. We know he's getting older and we know he can't do it forever.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, when he do leave, it's gonna be a sad day, and I think this might be it. I think cause it's, and it's sad that they never gave him the team that he needed to win it all, so. It's also sad that our


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[Assistant] Did he ever tell them, like, you know, I'm thinking about hanging them out? I'm sure. They had a good relationship. Okay, so, so, if you know that this is his last, potentially his last year.


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[Assistant] He should, he should do a, uh, uh, a last tour. What's they call it when it's your last year? Farewell tour. Farewell tour of next season.


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[Assistant] Listen, the worst thing you could do as an athlete or as a coach is to retire early and think to yourself, I could have gave it one more year. And I think that when you're done, you'll know, like I can't do it no more. And I don't think he's there yet.


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[Assistant] One more, you can't go out like that. You not bout to retire like this.


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[Assistant] Cleveland? I told you what Cleveland is. It's rehab to athletes. They come here and they get their lives back situated.


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[Assistant] They're not a good team. I'm about to say, when you say inspired, like, is the difference between inspired and not having the talent? Like, I just don't think they...


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[Assistant] When I look at it, to be honest, obviously you gotta give Cincinnati their credit and their respect because they won this division the last couple of years. But I'm telling y'all right now.


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[Assistant] The fact that they replacing three dudes in that second there, it scares the heck out of me. And I think they gonna be a more gun, or more shootouts than they've been in in the past few years. And with that being said, I mean top to bottom, I think the Browns


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[Assistant] Yeah, to be able to win. I ain't gonna say nothing is for sure. Of course they should be able to win. They should be able to win this division. It's pretty much wide open. The Baltimore thing scares me because they have no D line.


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[Assistant] It'll keep him in games. I'm not really sure on the Odell thing. I think Odell can be productive still. I still think he's still a good athlete and still explosive and all those things. But I'm not ready to say he's the number one guy because we seen that song get danced and it really wasn't.


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[Assistant] Working on. There was a lot of excuses and all that. But Pittsburgh. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Depending on what Pat Pete got left in the tank, if he's still like Arizona Pat Pete, then yeaah. Or me, even Minnesota Vikings Pat Pete was good.


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[Assistant] Joey Porter's gonna be some growing pains there, but offensively, I think that they stacked and good enough to, to compete. Cause I, Kenny Pickett, believe it or not, he got, they put enough around him that he can be successful. He just can't mess it up.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Browns got DTR.


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[Assistant] But I didn't do much with him. Well last year he was dealing with the Liz Frank.


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[Assistant] How can y'all say that when Pittsburgh got, if not-


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[Assistant] If not the best, one of the most disruptive game records on the 18th. It's cause of quarterback.


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[Assistant] But we see, we just watched this song and dance last season. We seen it with Detroit, we seen it with Miami, we seen it with Philly. They went and got all these guys to compliment.


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[Assistant] Well, first of all, any pickets played with the one. I want to say less. That's the biggest factor here is that one of them is going up against starters. The other has not.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright. Which one would you rather go into season as your weakness? Your secondary or your linebackers?


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[Assistant] That's the only thing I can go off of. So, so D.L.I., who you giving it to? You gotta give it to the Browns. One ass miles Garrett and the other one doesn't. I give the Browns a slight edge.


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[Assistant] Let's call a spade a spade. If Joe Burrow wasn't the quarterback, Zach Taylor would have been fired years ago. They wanted him out of there at the beginning of last year.


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[Assistant] To be honest with you, what it comes down to between the Browns and the Bengals is Cincinnati's O-line versus the Browns D-line. Because Joe Burrow has been Joe Burrow for all these years, but what's been the determining factor?


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[Assistant] They haven't been able to protect. The Browns sacked him a lot of times. The Browns forced takeaways with him. Like that's the deciding factor. You talking about if they play head to head? Yea, they play head to head. I'm talking head to head.


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[Assistant] So as long as that too happens, I don't care if Joe Burrows patty my homes, if he's doing


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[Assistant] Like I said, I give the Browns credit for this offseason. They literally took anything that we got on this show and complained about last year, they fixed it.


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[Assistant] So he left the Ravens to go to the Chiefs, and now he went from the Chiefs to the Bengals. Yes.


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[Assistant] Divas? Jim, I mean, you said what is Patty Mahomes' winning percentage? 73.


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[Assistant] So, so Patrick Mahomes' overall winning percentage is 80%.


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[Assistant] You know, he told me he was feeling really good, you know, and I told him, you know, after me telling him that, you know, I gotta grill him from time to time on the internet, on this show, cause I gotta hold people accountable, which he understood. We talked about this upcoming season and


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[Assistant] He was just telling me how he felt really good, you know. In the past, it was a lot of things that he had to deal with off the field and injuries and stuff like that. And to be honest with you, you know, Denzel is one of the most


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[Assistant] If not the most talented corner I've seen when it comes to just speed, flexibility, I mean some of the plays that he make is just ridiculous.


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[Assistant] And it just kind of got away from that last year, you know, it was a tall task, you know, the defense as a whole wasn't great. And when you get a part of something like that, you know, you can fall victim to just, it's just another Sunday. But I think to him,


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[Assistant] He understands that this defense can be the focal point of this whole team. You know, you gotta keep a coach in here who believes in him, who's putting you more man-to-man situations, who's allowing you to be you. You know, you wanna press a lot, they're gonna allow you to press a lot, you know. So I think...


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[Assistant] He has the confidence back in himself again and I think he sees that...


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[Assistant] In order for this team to get where they want to go, he has to be that guy.


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[Assistant] That's what he, and that's what I believe he will be this season. Especially now that you incorporate that pass rush. If they don't get their hands on a lot more balls this year, it's a shame.


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[Assistant] Post it up! Post it up! Post it! And guess what? He got- Who all his first round picks to Gary O'Connell?


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[Assistant] Well let me ask you this bull, who is, who is your top five corners right now?


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[Assistant] And with this, they have it. I mean, they're going to have the opportunity. That defensive line will play like they're supposed to play. The interceptions should come. And this man right here on the screen right here, if he don't finish this season with at least two picks,


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[Assistant] So you rather, so you rather have the cornerback that, that gives up, that, that get beat maybe here and there every, I say if it's 17 games, he only get hit for a hundred yards two times out the season, but he only has two picks on the season.


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[Assistant] I'm about to say, I traded for pass or 10.


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[Assistant] My boy KK, KK like that. He good. I was with him in the same frame.


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[Assistant] Chief Secondary, they need to cut it out. This Patrick Mahone stuff must stop.


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[Assistant] No, I don't like this not having contained thing. It's a recipe for disaster. It should work, but if they get outside domains, it's a wrap. I'm just telling you right now, so I don't like that.


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[Assistant] You ain't got Ketane on defense. That's the recipe for disaster. That's like football 101. But anyways, no, and no, he's not taking no shot at Jed Wills.


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[Assistant] This play don't even matter what Myles Garrett does on this play because we looking at a different look. In the game, if we was going against Myles Garrett, he's going to be double team or triple team. Every time it's going to be a tight end to that side, whatever the case may be. So it's, it's other ways to handle that. They're not doing that because they're focused on getting a look somewhere else.


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[Assistant] That matchup not even paid attention to in practice because they know Miles is going to win and he should.


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[Assistant] Jay Will, if you seen Jay Will's, if Jay Will's seen anything that y'all have ever said about him, he would say, none of y'all have played left tackle, y'all don't know how hard it is.


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[Assistant] A lot of, a lot of athletes can't handle praise, but they, they take criticism to, to heart. Right. Cause if you tell them they good and they start believing it, then, you know, start slipping. But if you criticize them, it's like, now they gotta prove something. Right. Which, in all, it really, really doesn't matter. The only people that matters is the guys in the room and the coaches and stuff.


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[Assistant] Somebody, so let me, this is totally off-subject, but the other day Sherm had Tweet put on Instagram like his ultimate team card was on Madden.


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[Assistant] So me being a friend I am, I say, nobody want that car. So I get a bunch of his stands start to message me and this guy says to me, he said, that's why your daughter look like Sid off of Ice Age.


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[Assistant] Listen, so listen, instead of me getting mad, I died laughing because I thought it was hilarious. My wife was pissed. She went back and like comment back and everything. I'm like, what's the point of being mad at a dude we ain't gonna never meet? We ain't gonna never meet this dude.


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[Assistant] I'm about to say, you got this written down over like, so Elijah Moore at 11, I mean, obviously he brings different, a different thing to this offense. You know, last year was pretty,


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[Assistant] Just a Mark Cooper getting open and DPJ boxing people out. But now you got a guy who can bring a little bit of speed element. A guy who you can get the ball in his hands and he can make things happen. I think that was one of the things that the Browns wished that they had last year.


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[Assistant] You know, when, if they can't, if the offensive line can't hold up, we needed a guy that we could throw a screen to right now. He can make something happen, make guys miss. I think that was the one key element, and I addressed it by going to get this guy. I think he's...


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[Assistant] I think he opens up another style of offense that Kevin Stefanski really been trying to get for a long time here, so.


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[Assistant] That's why I say he's very important. You know, the speed thing, he's gonna win his routes. He's gonna, he's the probably the fastest receiver we have. I don't know what his 40 time is, but I think it's pretty fast. And yeah, he's definitely, I think he might be a little, need to be a little bit lower on this list to be completely honest.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, that's not what I said. I said that if he goes down, this team is in trouble.


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[Assistant] Maybe he should be lowered in, because, do you know this season would be a disaster if he's not good? Oh. Jedrick Willis.


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[Assistant] You willing to take DeWine Jones from right tackle and put him at left tackle?


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[Assistant] When you just drafted this kid in the first round and took him from right tackle and put him at left tackle and you see what it turned into.


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[Assistant] Well, we might not ever find out, God forbid J wheels go down, but when I went and Hudson come try it out there, I only wear this style now. I only wear just the plain, this hat, so.


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[Assistant] Yep, that's it. And I want it embroidered. You see how I got this? This is personally embroidered. So it'll have to say the land. It got to say something. I want it to say 23.


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[Assistant] This, first of all, they're lying because there's no way that a bunch of people submitted designs and this was the top two. That's first of all, I need to get that out there. I don't know who you think you fooling.


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[Assistant] So, so they didn't go like, cause like a couple years, like I swear they was like, this is, one of these is going to be on the field. And there were a bunch of people who submitted designs and stuff.


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[Assistant] First of all, I would have did the dog or the helmet.


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[Assistant] I'm the elf. Yea, the elf. That's, that's, that's dead. And it's gotta be the dog out of these two options because, I mean, it's the dog pound, you know, you're supposed to be some dogs this year. Hopefully that changes the mentality of this team. See, I thought, I liked the elf last year because it showed them running the ball and stiff arming, which I thought we was going to be a heavy run team.


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[Assistant] There are other ways you can get Elijah Moore the ball more than you can do it with Amari Cooper. See, Amari Cooper's only good for running routes.


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[Assistant] So what happened was this. He came in as a quarterback, and obviously Drew Brees was the guy.


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[Assistant] He started playing special teams. So now, when it came to the roster, it's like, well we gotta keep the guy cause he give us special teams back.


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[Assistant] Great play caller. Miller Lite. Disgusting.


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[Assistant] It's the east side. It's not even close. And G should be ashamed of himself.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I like the hot, the hot cocktails, so.


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[Assistant] I, I got a best friend and she's one and I, she be swinging that tile and I, like dude, like dude, I, I, I, cocky, just cocky.


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[Assistant] So they'd figure that they'd have an easy conviction.


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[Assistant] Did you ever act on that? Uhm, Mr. Chairman, I, I do recollect this.


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[Assistant] And that, either I or somebody else, I truly don't remember who, but either I or somebody else sent it to the appropriate people.


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[Assistant] I certainly don't remember today whether I knew at the time or not.


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[Assistant] You know, there were a lot of discussions along those lines. Uhm, I, I talked to Lanny when I was in the criminal division on daily.


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[Assistant] We would argue this back and forth and then we, but when we finally came to a decision.


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[Assistant] Well, that's, I mean, that's a bit different, because as a citizen, I would hope something would happen to them. Somehow, someway.


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[Assistant] No, I personally don't. But in the end, sure, I was frustrated. Lanny was frustrated.


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[Assistant] And he was disappointed. I'm sure he was. And so was I. But we knew professionally this was the decision that needed to be made.


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[Assistant] Wanna come check it out? I'd rather eat with Ellie.


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[Assistant] That's all a lot of black people did was cook and clean up at the Staten Hall.


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[Assistant] As a little girl participating in marches, just seeing how they would throw us stuff at us. I don't know the new girls.


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[Assistant] She was sick a lot. My dad would step in, comb my hair, take us to school, cook. He could cook too.


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[Assistant] Sitting there telling my mom, you know, we're still gathering information. We're doing interviews and...


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[Assistant] They started naming all these different cases. It was like, wow, somebody actually trying to do something after 40 years.


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[Assistant] Just for our case, we see after 50 years a lot of these people are dead.


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[Assistant] So how can we, uh, bring closure? How can we, I mean, what can we do through this bill?


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[Assistant] The black community explodes.


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[Assistant] James Jackson was a local barber. Very charismatic. Always with his gun to his side.


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[Assistant] The Deacons first started in Louisiana. They clashed with the police.


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[Assistant] As they openly practice armed self-defense. They got national attention.


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[Assistant] Natchez on the other side of the Mississippi River. Probably had the largest clan.


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[Assistant] With the deacons, you had a rhetoric, uh, that was different from previous rhetoric, you know, you would hear from Martin Luther King and others in the nonviolent aspect of the movement.


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[Assistant] Self-defense is a longer tradition that goes on in Black communities from our inception, right?


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[Assistant] When the negotiating group was selected by Charles Evers, he only selected black males.


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[Assistant] They've ignored the contributions of Black women


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[Assistant] Is enforcer squads would punish people who were gonna break a boycott. James Jackson.


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[Assistant] Group convinces Mayor Nasser and the Alderman to negotiate.


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[Assistant] As a result of the agreement that was reached, 23 white-owned businesses agreed that they would hire black employees. Six black police officers were hired.


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[Assistant] In Natchez and all over America, the history of Black resistance has been erased.


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[Assistant] They don't want to have anything that might make white people feel uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] Oftentimes, we don't hear the narratives of those folks. They're just a regular person who


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[Assistant] But our story should include folks like that.


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[Assistant] That makes two of us, amigo. Still, the cook-off was a hell of a show.


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[Assistant] Always clear, but the door to the plant is locked. Don't that just figure? Either you got a key,


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[Assistant] Chief, from your preliminary investigation, can you tell us the sequence of events that led to this, uh,


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[Assistant] Murders that were once ignored or under investigated during the civil rights era are finally getting more attention.


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[Assistant] And that's a humbling feeling, so sincerely thank you guys for being with me here, and I am able to come down here to South Carolina to do what I originally wanted on YouTube, which is make sketch comedy videos and creative stuff like that, and I'm not saying Let's Plays aren't creative, but


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[Assistant] In all honesty, it's not what I wanted to do. I do it to the best of my ability, and I'm gonna keep doing it for a long time, but I wanna be so much more. I wanna be s- like the best entertainer I can be for you guys.


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[Assistant] Thank you everyone that I've collaborated with. Thank you Yamimash for being a great friend of mine and doing videos. Thank you Sindigo for, like, making me come down here and do videos with them because they've been awesome and inspiration for me. Really, they have. And they've taught me so much on filmmaking and...


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[Assistant] Just remember that I am so grateful for every one of you guys who have been supporting me all the way. So sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.


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[Assistant] And we are going to go forward and we're gonna hit a million whenever we do and then we're gonna keep marching forward and I'm gonna try to bring better videos to you every single day. So thanks again everybody for watching.


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[Assistant] I just can't get into it this second. We need to hurry to-


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[Assistant] Hello, good morning, or evening.


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[Assistant] Who was she? I thought I knew everyone in Fabletown. She looks familiar. I can't place her though.


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[Assistant] I did. She was just like this, I didn't touch her. I grabbed Grimble's jacket to cover her with. Then, I came to get you right away.


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[Assistant] All the more reason we shouldn't start a panic before we know what's going on.


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[Assistant] Have a look around. We don't have much time before people will be coming through here.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, this is just so surreal.


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[Assistant] Yes, thanks. But you should hurry, we don't have much time left. We should head back inside soon.


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[Assistant] Sure, just hurry up. We don't have much time.


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[Assistant] We should move her before anyone shows up.


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[Assistant] We'll find out more at the business office. She'll be in the books. I'm sure of it. Pikpi, do you have any idea what's going on?


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[Assistant] A message? I don't know, Bigby. I get complaints at the office all the time, but just what about this makes you think that?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna have to tell Crane about this. As long as King Cole is gone, he's acting mayor. He needs to know.


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[Assistant] And he's going to find out anyway, so we may as well get out in front of it. It'll just be worse if he finds out we held it from him.


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[Assistant] That's how I feel too. I'm sure he won't be happy, but...


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[Assistant] Crane's not what's important right now. We need to figure out who this girl was so we can find whoever did this. Take this back to Dr. Swineheart. He can take a look at it. I'll meet you at the business office.


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[Assistant] Well that could have gone better. Well, maybe we should have dragged it out.


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[Assistant] Oh, Crane doesn't like people smoking and... Nevermind. Smoke away.


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[Assistant] It doesn't really matter the time of day. A mere scent of stress and he's out the door.


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[Assistant] Drinking? This early? Where did you get that?


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[Assistant] He knows the ones I'm talking about. There's bound to be information on her here. Somewhere.


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[Assistant] We'll at least be able to get her real name from the books whenever Buff can find them. In the meantime, poke around. Maybe the mirror can help.


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[Assistant] I really have to get this appointment squared away, but let me know if you need anything.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm sure we'll get it all cleared up. Okay. Thank you.


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[Assistant] All in lyre. That means every kind of fur in German.


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[Assistant] Her name's Faith. She was married to Prince Lawrence. I mean, that's more than we- Name was Faith.


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[Assistant] Any information on fables in our community will be somewhere in these books. We already know her name, but feel free to have a look if you like.


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[Assistant] If he's a prince, probably relocated in the South Bronx. Yellow building, red window shutters.


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[Assistant] Hello, Woodland's business offer- Yes? I- He is? Hold on. Big B.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm not looking forward to breaking the news to him anyway.


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[Assistant] Phew. Grown-ups. Am I right?


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[Assistant] Hey, you know what? Flycatcher said you had a pretty awesome insect collection. I'd really love to see it. Is it in your room?


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[Assistant] No, nothing really. He was really upset though, earlier. He won't say why.


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[Assistant] Well, we'll be taking the coat now. If she has next of kin, family, anyone.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna stay here any longer than we have to, so let's just pick an approach and stick to it, okay?


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[Assistant] If we try and do everything at once all the time, some things are going to slip through the cracks.


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[Assistant] Well, the one guy hit you then the other one started kicking you.


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[Assistant] Then they jumped into a car and drove off. Come on, get up.


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[Assistant] Every time I think I'm getting a handle on what's going on, things just get more complicated. It feels like we're always a step behind.


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[Assistant] Bigby, be honest with me. Who do you think did this?


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[Assistant] I know it's still early, but I just feel a step behind.


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[Assistant] Seeing all this today, there are fables that are struggling worse than I'd imagined. We pay so much attention to the residents of the woodlands. You forget there's a whole community out there to serve.


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[Assistant] To have to turn to prostitution. I wish there was more we could do. This isn't how I thought it would be. But Crane runs things his own way.


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[Assistant] Obviously you don't know what I do all day. Right now...


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[Assistant] I'm the gatekeeper, making sure none of these disenfranchised folks are, as he puts it, wasting his time.


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[Assistant] The fables who walk in through the back door like Bluebeard, we have all the time in the world for them.


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[Assistant] You try and come in through the front door, through the proper channels, asking for anything, needing help. Well, I turn you away.


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[Assistant] Right, we've had it worse, but not by much. Maybe this isn't for me. I thought public service was pure. A way to help.


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[Assistant] Abusing a prisoner like that. I thought you could control yourself.


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[Assistant] After a conversation in the taxi last night, I got a call from Toad. He said his son found a body. We thought it was Faith at the time. Getting her back here wasn't easy.


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[Assistant] But hopefully we'll find something on her to help us track down the killer. Or at least to figure out who she is.


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[Assistant] I tried calling the business office, but there was no answer. I couldn't find you. Or anyone. So I took care of it.


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[Assistant] Responsible, in a way. She looked just like me. And maybe that's why she was killed.


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[Assistant] Maybe. We just have to find out who did this. And why she was glamored to look like me. I mean, that's what it is, right? So, what's our next move?


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[Assistant] And what am I supposed to do? Sit around the business office twiddling my thumbs? Waiting for the big bad wolf to solve all my problems?


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[Assistant] I know it's dangerous but I'm not helpless. I can take care of myself. I've been doing it for centuries.


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[Assistant] He was so freaked out last night, he wouldn't tell us much. Even now, he just stops talking altogether after a certain point.


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[Assistant] He's pretty shaken up though, so try not to be too, you know.


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[Assistant] TJ's over there. I don't know if you want to talk to him first or after, but let me know when you're ready to see the body. I- I want to be there.


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[Assistant] Mr. Toad, I deeply regret the distress this has caused you and your son, but right now we need to carry on with the investigation.


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[Assistant] I'll be happy to speak with you about your concerns later, but you must understand how urgent this is. We need to talk to TJ.


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[Assistant] So, check out anyone who fits that profile. You might start with Bluebeard.


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[Assistant] That's weird. I don't wear a brooch like that.


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[Assistant] Looks like something from the homelands. Bufkin, do you recognize these symbols?


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[Assistant] No, he said he wanted to run more tests.


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[Assistant] If the glamour is supposed to make her look like me, shouldn't it be concealing things like track marks? That brooch too. Why would it change everything else? I've never seen one this sloppy.


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[Assistant] The witches upstairs know what they're doing, that's why they cost so much. Unless someone is making glamours illegally?


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[Assistant] Yet another thing to worry about. Black market or not, it's a pretty good match. Look at that. The buttons aren't exact either. There's an extra one here.


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[Assistant] We are thinking it's black market. We should really be regulating this kind of thing.


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[Assistant] So, someone gave her instructions.


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[Assistant] I've seen things like this before. It's definitely magic, though witches don't usually craft objects these days.


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[Assistant] Who knows, she might know something about this. Who Lily was seeing.


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[Assistant] We recovered this from her personal effects. I thought you might like to have it.


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[Assistant] Holly, it's okay. If it's too much, we don't have to do this.


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[Assistant] We can just go talk to him. We've got a lead. Maybe we can take it from here?


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[Assistant] She's at the business office. She's taken care of.


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[Assistant] Please, we can handle the funeral arrangements.


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[Assistant] Really? Thanks. It just made everything easier.


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[Assistant] If you're here, then you are part of a very special circle. People she trusted and cared for.


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[Assistant] Maybe we should talk about this somewhere else? What? No, I deserve to know. I know, I, I know, but this isn't the way to go about this.


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[Assistant] Bigby and I are going to have a little chat while everyone else gets back to the funeral.


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[Assistant] Okay, you think you know who the killer is. What have you got?


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[Assistant] This is... I don't even know what to say right now. I really don't. I'm just trying everything I can right now to not picture it. To not picture him.


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[Assistant] You're sure this is what happened? This is what he's been doing?


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[Assistant] Because please, Bigby, don't confuse things. Deposing Crane would be the next step. And if we get this wrong, it would mean more than our jobs.


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[Assistant] Look, let's go back to the business office. I doubt Crane's there at this hour, but we need to talk. And this isn't the place. Snow? Nerissa? What is it? I'm sorry, but Holly's asking


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[Assistant] Two minutes. I don't mean to be, uhm. No, I understand. It's just that something's come up.


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[Assistant] Business office. I know, I'll have to call you back.


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[Assistant] So, I guess that's the plan, currently. But, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the Tweedles get out of this. I don't know if Crane sent them. I don't know if- I mean, this is gonna sound crazy, but do you really think Crane did it?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Time heals everything eventually. At least, I hope so, for her sake.


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[Assistant] It's just, when stuff hits the fan like, like it did tonight, it feels like before we came to the city. It feels kind of like home. And I've heard it said that maybe in some


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[Assistant] Tiny little bottled up way deep inside. You kind of enjoy it when things go wrong. Because it gives you an excuse to just, you know, stop pretending.


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[Assistant] We'll look through his things, his desk, everything. He had to have left something that tells us where he's going. He's a neat freak but he was never that smart.


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[Assistant] We don't know what it does or who it's assigned to since Crane tore its page out of the book.


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[Assistant] We know Crane is going to see the witch that's been supplying him black market glamors.


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[Assistant] And that he'll be there at two. So that gives us...


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[Assistant] A few short hours to find out who it is and where they live and get them all at once.


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[Assistant] Since Lily used the Glamours, she'd have known who the Witch was, and I don't think Holly's burned her things yet.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter what they know. After tonight, they never go to their office.


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[Assistant] Trip trap is the better option to track the witch down. That has to be our focus.


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[Assistant] I'll look up their address. I hope you know what you're doing.


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[Assistant] Of course, because why half-ass being a complete sleazeball? Do you think this is tied to the murders? I mean, I guess it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Or Crane's, you might find something there. Although Bluebeard's been there. I'll leave it up to you, but we don't have much time. Crane is meeting her at 2am.


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[Assistant] Hello, this is Snow White calling. I'm looking for Bigby. Is anyone there? Bigby, if you're there, pick up, okay?


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[Assistant] Don't just kick it in! We don't know what's on the other side. Let's just save the last resort for last.


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[Assistant] Look at him. Do you really think this man murdered these women? He's not, he wouldn't be brave enough.


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[Assistant] You have the right to counsel, the right to depose witnesses, but as of right now, you're coming with us.


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[Assistant] I-I think I should stay, at least until he's... out of the woods.


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[Assistant] He knows what it means. It's just been an unusual couple of days.


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[Assistant] I will. He'll need rest, I assume.


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[Assistant] You, uh, you stopped breathing, you know, when you passed out or, or died, I guess.


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[Assistant] The crooked man came out of the shadows for a reason. For him to attack us so blatantly like that. He either feels invincible or desperate.


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[Assistant] It can't just be about Crane, right? Getting him out of town? Is this all about the murders?


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[Assistant] The Crooked Man declared war against us last night. At least that's what I thought when it happened.


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[Assistant] But now I see this war has been going on for years. We just haven't noticed it because our way of doing things is broken. We need to do things the right way.


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[Assistant] We haven't been doing a good job. You and I.


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[Assistant] So, starting now, we do everything cut and dried, by the book, straight as an arrow.


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[Assistant] This town has enough monsters. What happened last night, what you turned into, it can't happen again.


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[Assistant] You think I don't know what it's like to have my life in danger? To not be pushed to do things? I know what it's like.


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[Assistant] And I know what it's like to lie to yourself. To justify what you've done. So don't talk to me like I'm other people.


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[Assistant] Look Bigby, I care about how this is done, just as much as I care about it getting done.


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[Assistant] I'm going to let you do it, okay? It's just that... Now that I'm deputy mayor, I need your respect.


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[Assistant] And this situation has to end.


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[Assistant] It's been the rule for a reason, Colin. And Bigby knows it's for the best of the town. It keeps everybody out of trouble.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll let him know. Thanks. Guess who's waiting in your office right now.


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[Assistant] Apparently she told Buffkin that she has something she needs to talk to you about. But that she'll only tell you. And what do you think that could be?


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[Assistant] I should get back to the business office. I've left Buffkin alone for too long taking calls.


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[Assistant] And I should probably change out of these clothes. Consider the discussion tabled but not over. Let me know when you're done with Nerissa.


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[Assistant] Sorry, I just need to talk to the Sheriff for a moment. Please excuse us. One minute.


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[Assistant] So about Beauty and Beast, do you think there's something to it? Is this the right place to look? What could they know about the Crooked Man? Or do you think they just heard about last night, and they're scared about what's been going on?


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[Assistant] Hmm. You know, Beauty came to me a while back. She was looking for... financial assistance. I told her there was nothing I could do and...


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[Assistant] And she said that meant she'd have to go somewhere else.


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[Assistant] We need to solve this before something else happens. Who knows what.


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[Assistant] Go talk to Toad, but just so you know, we can't pay him.


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[Assistant] Well, at least he's not trying to get rid of me.


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[Assistant] I mean, I saw the way he left. I know it may not seem that important right now, but glamors are the law for a very good reason. You know that as well as anyone.


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[Assistant] Are you sure? Because he left looking pretty happy.


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[Assistant] I know I should be asking how it got like this, but I just keep wondering why it happened to Faith and Lily.


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[Assistant] I don't know if the crooked man killed them with his own hand, or if it was one of his goons, but someone did.


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[Assistant] Mirror, mirror, we're glad you weren't slain. Now please show us that sick creep crane.


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[Assistant] You're right. We need to focus on the immediate threat. And that's the crooked man. Bigby, we don't have a lot of time.


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[Assistant] Big B, wait. When you get the Crooked Man, make sure you bring him back alive. He has to stand trial. This can't be like it was with Tweedledum.


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[Assistant] I don't care if it gets out of hand, you don't let it come to that. I know that emotions can run high, and you have your reasons to handle this a certain way.


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[Assistant] But we have to make a commitment to working within the law.


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[Assistant] I have enough to worry about here while I prepare the case against him. So I'm going to trust you to handle this properly. That is, if you think you're ready.


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[Assistant] You did well, Sheriff. I'm surprised. Not that you did well, but that, you know... I'm just glad you made it back in one piece.


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[Assistant] Oh. Yes. Now is there anything you would like to say?


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[Assistant] We've made some mistakes. I've made some mistakes. But believe me, I truly want what's best for this town.


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[Assistant] I can't promise you perfection. No one can.


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[Assistant] The crooked man's been exploiting you. Exploiting your hope for a better life.


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[Assistant] Okay, Mr. Wolf, it's your call.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, Mr. Wolf, fly catch your leftist keys.


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[Assistant] Baker is the starter. Are we excited that Baker will be starting for Tampa Bay? No.


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[Assistant] This might, this might delay his Big Noon kickoff appearance. It's funny that you say that because they tweeted out a picture of the Big Noon kickoff. Yea.


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[Assistant] Dang. Poor Baker. Uh, alright. Ed, his parents ripped him off for 12 million dollars. You're not only a bad quarterback, but he's a bad businessman too.


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[Assistant] This is a Cleveland sports show. Yea, right. Alright, uh, Mikey, by the way,


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[Assistant] By 555, no matter what you have to do. I'm like, okay, you said it, I'll hold you to it. What is she going, sixth grade? Sixth grade. And AJ's going to eighth grade. Seventh. Oh, seventh. Seventh. Uh, do you drive them to school? No, bus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, it's funny, I don't know if it's a coincidence or whatever, but Aaron had taken the bus, and as probably a lot of you guys remember, like he was sick a million times last year. So the second semester I started driving him back and forth, cause I was like,


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[Assistant] So I asked him this year, you want me to drive you or you wanna, you wanna take the bus? He was like, could you drive me? I'm like, okay, so we got a plan, he's gonna meet me at a certain place. Anyway, this is it though, cause next year he goes to middle school, it's closer to our house, he's gonna walk. Oh, starting then.


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[Assistant] But, uh, when I was a kid, it was a big deal, like the cooler you were, the further you sat in the back of the bus. The cooler kid sat in the back of the bus. I think it's a sign CD now, actually. It's a what? A sign. Yeaah, they don't play around on the bus. Maybe not. Maybe I'm making that up.


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[Assistant] I had a long bus ride to middle school because it was like too, so I lived in, you know, first of all it's New York City, I mean it's Brooklyn, but I lived in Manhattan Beach.


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[Assistant] And then we'd go south. My middle school, or what we call junior high, was in Coney Island. So we had to go through Brighton Beach to Coney Island, for those who may know the area. I mean, how long is that? How long are we talking here? Probably like 15 minutes. Okay. On a train? I was expecting longer than that.


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[Assistant] No, okay, yeaah, I'm saying 15, no, I'm saying it was 15 minutes from my house to the school. I don't remember exactly how long it took because we had to make other stops. Yeaah, other stops.


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[Assistant] We had to take, I had to take the city bus to school. Or I don't. We don't have busing in high school. Even at Avon Lake. We don't have busing to the high school. No. You either drive or walk or your parents have to, like ninth grade. Yea, I didn't have a car in high school. And then I lived, well, the thing was, my mother,


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[Assistant] All right, Mike, we got a lot to get to on the Browns today. We are almost done with the preseason. The regular season will be here. What are we now? 19 days away? 19 days away. 19 days away from Browns, Bengals. Uh, the latest line still one and a half Bengals by one.


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[Assistant] Subscribe to my YouTube, my new YouTube channel. The Bullpen with Adam the Bull. Please subscribe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'll, it'll, there will be though, but so please join my YouTube channel, Bullpen with Adam the Bull.


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[Assistant] No, not at all. That's, that's ludicrous, guys. You build an offense around your quarterback, not around the wide receiver. It's absurd, especially not a wide receiver, that's done nothing in the NFL. We all like the potential of Elijah Moore.


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[Assistant] We all hope he's going to be a big part of this offense. I think he's going to be a big part of this offense. I'm expecting him to have a pretty good year for the Browns. But the idea that the Browns can't score the red zone without Elijah Moore. I mean, look at those numbers. I mean, come on. Look at those numbers from that. You're building your offense around that? Yeah, I mean, give me a break.


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[Assistant] Most accomplished pass catcher on the team. Fourth, behind Deep, obviously Cooper, DPJ, and Nujoku.


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[Assistant] I love the upside of this guy. It didn't work for whatever reason. There's no reason he can't have a very nice season for the Brown. The idea that they're building this offense around him, or that they can't do anything without him,


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[Assistant] Is insane! Did the Chiefs build their offens around Tyree Kill when he was there? Of course not. No. Did they build it around Travis Kelsey? No, they built it around Patrick Mahomes. That's right.


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[Assistant] But, and I guess that goes to the point, I mean, I don't want to go down that rabbit hole of running back in a pass happy league, but that further strengthens the point of what we're trying to make here.


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[Assistant] And if they don't score in the red zone, it's because of Deshaun. It's not because of Elijah Moore. Right.


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[Assistant] There's, there's different levels of quarterbacks and the tier one and I would say tier two quarterbacks which ends either at eight or ten or nine or eleven somewhere depends on the year. Those top two tiers of quarterbacks, it shouldn't matter who they have around them. Yes, you want better talent around them and the better talent you have around them the better


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[Assistant] You're gonna be, but especially in the short term, one play, one series, one game.


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[Assistant] Anybody. And when I, you know, obviously all these teams have pretty good players. It's the quarterbacks that are further down the line, like the Jared Goffs and then eventually the Baker Mayfields of the world. With those guys, yeaah, things gotta be almost perfect around them. But when somebody as talented as Deshaun Watson, I don't want to hear it. Folks.


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[Assistant] Kevin Stefanski and Deshaun Watson have no excuses. None. There's a referendum on both of them this year.


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[Assistant] Kevin Stefanski's got to get the most out of this offense. He's got to get the most out of Deshaun Watson. And Deshaun Watson's got to play great. I don't want to hear any excuses. I don't want to hear about offensive line, receivers, nothing. Brown's got plenty of talent. They've got depth. I don't want to hear it.


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[Assistant] He's like, I mean, come on! What is he, the 50th best receiver in the league right now? Now maybe he can get to 30 this year. Maybe if he gets to 25, I don't know. But nobody's, the Bengals, Jamar Chase, the offense is not built around Jamar Chase, it's built around Joe Burrow! Give me a break! This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


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[Assistant] Well, who will? I mean, they're paying six receivers? Legitimate contracts?


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[Assistant] Are you counting the joku in that? Yes. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, if you're counting tight ends, then yeah, cause that, that slappy.


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[Assistant] What do you think is going on with that, Jason? Do you have any clue on that? We haven't seen him, we haven't seen a few guys. Like, Delpit, Newsome. Like what's happening with you? Why are these guys not playing at all? Do we know?


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[Assistant] I think it's just the way that they've grown about handling the preseason. You're going to Brown's camp this week? Tomorrow. Tomorrow, okay.


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[Assistant] Hey, we'll get some insight from you on that. Are you back here Thursday? Yeah. Alright, yeah. Cause I'm like, what is happening here? Why are these guys not playing?


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[Assistant] I would say 1,208 touchdowns. The way the hype is right now. Are you asking realistically or?


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[Assistant] Yeah, if he had a thousand, if Elijah Moore had a thousand yards, I mean, I think realistically,


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[Assistant] What you said, 900, 850, 900. With 5-6 touchdowns. When you look at all the playmakers and weapons that this team has. That would be great.


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[Assistant] Maybe even 750, 950. Yeah, they're not gonna have 3,000 yard receivers. I doubt it, but.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you a 5 second Anthony Gonzalez story? Cause he grew up in Avon Lake.


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[Assistant] And I was talking to the legendary umpire there, Mike Menino has been there forever.


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[Assistant] And when AJ hit his two home runs over the fence, we were talking about it, he said, nothing will top Anthony Gonzalez hitting 23 home runs over the fence.


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[Assistant] In that, in that city league, in that rec league. And nobody, and two is the most, like. Oh, we had a kid last year hit like six, so two, but two is the most this year. But back in the day, Anthony Gonzalez, receiver went to Ohio State, played in the NFL, was on our show, hit 23 home runs. The other two, by the way.


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[Assistant] Did Rams ever did it with Marshall Falkas or is it just receivers that they're saying? No, he's counting tight ends.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Browns are not getting 3,000 yard pass catchers, but they could have four guys with not, this is probably not uncommon with over 700 yards.


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[Assistant] Do you know which country is fourth behind? And by the way, to put it, India's got 1.4 million people. Billion. Billion. Billion, sorry. And China's got 1.4...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, also 1.4 billion people. The United States is third with 333 million.


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[Assistant] Swamp Kings, that's pretty good. I can't stand Urban. I don't like Tim Tebow, even though everybody loves him.


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[Assistant] I hate the people that are obsessed with him. I don't know if anyone's obsessed with him. They're obsessed with him. Not anymore, but they were.


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[Assistant] Okay, take it back. He does a night, oh god, I can't.


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[Assistant] I have to look it up. A night of something for, like, special needs kids.


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[Assistant] You think this is a lot of difficult to say? I think injuries complicate this all the time. I mean...


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[Assistant] Uh-uh. At the back end of the roster on any team, I don't know that there's that many difficult decisions.


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[Assistant] The Browns are gonna keep three quarterbacks, right? Some teams only keep two, the Browns will keep three. At running back, a lot of teams keep four.


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[Assistant] I think the Browns will only have three running men. Yes. In my opinion. Yes. So, tight end, I'm assuming three. Yes. I think we said two before, but I think it will be three. I think it will be three.


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[Assistant] Then three specialists, so that's twelve. I think ten offensive linemen. Yep. Which would put you at twenty-two. Yep, I agree with all that so far. And then wide receiver, I'm gonna say six. Six or seven. Six or seven, right? I think six. D linemen, I got ten D linemen, which is, you know, could be nine. But I'll say ten. Five linebackers and ten defensive backs.


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[Assistant] Now, there's some flexibility there, since you're only keeping three running backs. You could go with nine DBs, nine D linemen, or nine O linemen, and grab a spot, you know. The Browns, one area I think that is, there are some tough decisions, is on the depth of the offensive line, because they've got some quality depth on offensive line.


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[Assistant] But I, so that's, so that's it. So I, the Browns have, I think have some flexibility to keep seven wide receivers if they want. But I think six is, like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, so guys, so Cooper, Moore, DPJ, and Tillman are locks. We know those four are locks. I think Bell is a lock for the roster. They just drafted him last year. You guys agree or disagree? Yes, I agree. Okay, so that's five.


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[Assistant] So we all agree that they're only keeping six, so you think there's a chance they'll keep seven? I think it's six. Six. Okay, so the last spot comes down to Schwartz, Watkins, Grant Godwin. Now, Godwin, I don't even know if he can play. Can they put him on the putt list?


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[Assistant] If you put him on IR before the 53, then he's out for the year. He's out for the year.


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[Assistant] Team Grant, who was brought in to be a returner, although he hasn't played in the preseason, and he's been hurt.


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[Assistant] And Watkins, who's an undrafted free agent, came out of nowhere, but he's obviously impressed in training camp and in the preseason.


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[Assistant] This year, I'm going different. I'm giving the last spot to Watkins. I think he makes, Jakim Grant, forget him. I don't need him. Anthony Schwartz is garbage. So let's see what Watkins has got. Might as well keep a guy who's shown some potential here with the sixth spot. What do you guys got for the sixth spot?


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[Assistant] Really the question with Watkins is can you get him onto the practice squad?


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[Assistant] If you think- Oh, so you don't think they're gonna keep? No, I- no, I'm saying, if you don't, you know, if you like them, and you don't think you can slide them through to the practice squad, you gotta, you gotta protect them. Right. And I don't think he makes it to the practice squad, I think somebody else would.


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[Assistant] Right, the way he's played. Yeaah. And so for that reason, I think he's in. Right. You know, I've said for months I didn't think Jakim Grant was making this team. Now the Goodwin injury changed that a little bit and opened up a spot for him. But I still don't think he makes this team. If you're comfortable with DPJ as a punt returner,


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[Assistant] I don't know what role Jakim Grant really feels for you. If he's here, Felt may not be here.


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[Assistant] That's true. But, but that's why I'm counting on DPJs. If, if you can, and now you have Elijah Moore here, now you have Tillman here, you know, you have a little bit more depth at receiver. I don't know if it's as big of a risk with DPJ on, on punt returns. Good point. So if you're comfortable with DPJs as a punt returner, you don't, Jakim Grant's expendable. You don't need him.


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[Assistant] So that's why I think it's, I think you're right, I think it's Watkins, and Grant probably gets cut. If you like Jakim Grant as a returner, and you think you can slide Watkins to the practice squad, you think you can get him through, you maybe go that way.


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[Assistant] One thing that's interesting though is who is going to be their fourth receiver. You're convinced it's Austin, and I think it's going to be Tillman is their fourth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's easy, guys. I mean, I think it's the guys on the left, including Knasek, and then Adams, who's a special teams guy. I think that's the five. Uh, Tony Fields has done nothing in his time here. I know he was drafted, but he was a late pick, right? Do you not have Diabase on that list? I don't have Diabase.


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[Assistant] Forget it. I don't need a white dude. No, I think Kynastik's on this team because I think he plays on multiple specials. He plays on all of them. Well, that's why I think him and Adam's both on the team because they're both special teams guys.


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[Assistant] If you're keeping six of those seven, who you cutting? Give me the list again.


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[Assistant] Uh, walker, jok, taggy, I'm keeping all four on the left. I am keeping six, I think.


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[Assistant] I'd keep all four on the left and Diabati and Adams and get rid of Fields. There you go. Although, I, I, I, but I think Fields is on this team. I think they like him for some reason. So maybe it is a tough call. You were right, Mike. There are some tough calls apparently. Sometimes. Sometimes. You are correct, my friend.


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[Assistant] We know for sure Hudson's on the team, right? We agree that? They're Jason or no? Yea, Hudson's on the team. Alright, so that's eight. Now...


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, he was supposed to be starting center last year. Forbes never stays healthy. I don't need him on this team. Doug's done a nice job when they've needed him. Yep.


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[Assistant] That's my squad. Those five? Hudson, Harris, Dunn, Martin, I mean, Wippler and Jones? Yes. Those are your five backups? Yes. There you go, ten.


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[Assistant] Hudson, Harris, Dunn, Whippler, and Jones. Actually, I agree with that. I think it's Dunn or Forbes. I don't think they keep them both. There's some overlap there. Yep. And Harris...


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[Assistant] I mean, are you really keeping three centers? He can play guard though. Are you sure? Cause he's a little dude.


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[Assistant] No, Forbes is gone either way. Because Hudson, uh, we all agree Hudson Mark, uh, Hudson Wimpler Jones are here. That's eight.


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[Assistant] So if it's nine, you can only keep one of Hudson or Harris or Dunn. If you're comfortable with Harris at guard, which I'm not sure I am and I'm not sure they are. I would keep Dunn as the ninth guy. If it had to be nine, I'd keep Dunn. If it's ten, I'd keep Harris and Dunn.


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[Assistant] He has, but he's had a lot of injuries. That's what I'm saying, there's some depth here, where they could potentially, you know, make a small trade, like, where if they're looking for, you know, an extra... I mean, you're not getting anything for Drew Forbes.


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[Assistant] What's his name? The offensive lineman who is a bust. First round pick. Billy Bryce.


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[Assistant] And they traded him to the Giants for BJ Hill. So, you know, like...


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[Assistant] Probably four. Four. I think it's four defensive tactics. All left hand side. That's, I agree. I don't think there's even, I don't think there's much to talk about.


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[Assistant] The only question with Hurst is health. He's healthy now. I'm keeping the four on the left side. Jason?


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[Assistant] Now that they signed Harris, I think that bumps Elliot, probably. Yeah, Elliot sucks. I don't want him on his team. If you keep five, it's probably Elliot. Yes, yes, yes. Agreed. Agreed. But yeah, I think it's the four on the left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's not because they're all great, it's just because who the hell is the fourth guy? I mean, they're all undrafted slappies. I think it's Hickman, right? Weren't we excited about Hickman? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Obviously Delpit, Thornhill, and McLeod are on the team. Those are your top three safeties. And Hickman, and Hickman beat out Bell.


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[Assistant] Right, who, I don't even know who McAllister and Medora's are. Yeaah, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Why would this be difficult? This easy. Well, could you go with three? Do you need four?


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[Assistant] No team's gonna pick him up with a 53 man Rob. Right, right, right.


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[Assistant] So I, I agree that if you're keeping a four safety, it has to be a special team. Ronnie Hickman's not playing over top of those other guys. So it has to be, if you're keeping four, that fourth guy has to play special teams. That's why I think Bill has the advantage. Fair point. Go ahead, Mikey. There you go.


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[Assistant] Your fourth safety is probably not playing defense. No. Not unless you've got a ton of injuries. Right, and, you know, so. Which can happen.


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[Assistant] The fourth safety is spending way more time playing special teams than playing defense.


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[Assistant] And, and the Browns have made it a point to add special teams guys this year. They want that unit to be a lot better, so.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I'll bring it up. I got saved in a file, I gotta remember what file I put in.


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[Assistant] Listen, listen is verified over here. Verifiable list. Where do you got Nijoku? I got Nijoku 14.


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[Assistant] I'm on the same range, you're right with us. I'd have to, I want to see the top ten because I could argue that he's in the top ten. By the way I did not have Bubba Ventrone on my list.


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[Assistant] Well, that's not agree. I actually had him at 32 and at the last second I took him out. Ventrone? Yeah. Put somebody else in, but.


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[Assistant] I don't like my 32, I can be talked out of my 32. Well I think, back to Nijoku, I think he's gonna have a big year. He's gotta hold onto the ball. There's like this camp of Nijoku people who say that the drops are overrated. No they're not.


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[Assistant] They're not overrated. Oh, it's all over Twitter. That, that it's, that we make too big of a deal about the drops. Guys.


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[Assistant] I, off the top of my head, there was the Saints game, the freezing cold game. Hit him right in the hands in the end zone. He catches that. We're having a completely different conversation about that game. He has to, he can make those catches all day. Now he has to make the routine catches. And if he does that, you know, eight, 900 yards is not out of the question in this offense with Deshaun.


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[Assistant] David Najoku has the physical talent.


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[Assistant] And if he, nah, I thought overall his...


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[Assistant] Nah, no way that's true. I think it's an irrelevant stat. It's different offense, different coaches, different game plan, and he's never played, has he ever played with a good tight end? Have any of those tight ends he played with put up big numbers anywhere else?


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[Assistant] I have high expectations for him this year. I'd like to see him have...


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[Assistant] About 800 yards and 8 touchdowns. That's a lot. I was thinking 850. Yeaah. I'm in the 850 range and I think he can approach double digit touchdowns.


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[Assistant] I think there's a greater chance he is second in catches.


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[Assistant] I think they could have 3 over 800. Yep, 3 over 8. I can't push you to 4 over 8?


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[Assistant] Over eight. Well, let's look at some of the other teams that had jigs on quarterback play and what they had. Let's look at Kansas City. Let's look at Cincinnati Buffalo. Look at those three teams.


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[Assistant] Uh, which one first, Kansas City? Yes. Yeah. So obviously Kelsey had a ton of yards. Did anybody else even have a thousand? It was pretty spread out. Okay, so last season. But I bet they had four guys with over 600.


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[Assistant] The Bengals had, I know they had two guys, the Bengals had three over eight hundred. Because Jason Higgins got over a thousand.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, so we gotta be realistic. Like, even Patrick Mahomes, now, even Patrick Mahomes, who threw for over 5,000 yards,


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[Assistant] It wasn't like there was five guys with, with, you know, just because we think, well, somebody's gotta get those yards, but there's always going to be 10 guys on the back end getting between 50 and 150 yards.


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[Assistant] I would say DPJ is a little, right? I don't know. I wouldn't chalk up anybody on the Browns for a thousand yards anywhere outside of Cooper.


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[Assistant] We were just talking about who's most likely to be second on the Browns in receiving yards. You heard the poll results. I gave a slight edge to Elijah Moore over David Njoku, but I think it's gonna be close between those two.


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[Assistant] Alright, now hang on a second because Mikey opened the show today with asking us, is Elijah Moore the focal point of this offense? And we set him on fire and danced around the flames for asking something so nonsensical because of course it's the quarterback. Are you telling us that we need to extinguish the flames and apologize to Michael Lucas?


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[Assistant] Like most teams want to stop at teams number one wide receiver, but the teams number one wide receiver is a number one wide receiver for a reason and those guys.


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[Assistant] Couple of things to that. First of all, Mari Cooper's not even close to as good as Antonio Brown though. I mean, but at number two.


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[Assistant] You're going exactly where I wanted to go. This is my little bit of a hot takey maybe. I haven't really thought this all the way through. Are we to the point where yards don't matter anymore? Because defenses will give you all the yards you want. It's about touchdowns. So yards are becoming a little bit meaningless. Show me the touchdowns.


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[Assistant] What's gonna make you more in free agency? The touchdowns, because then you're money.


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[Assistant] Correct me if I'm wrong, didn't Tyreek Hill last year have a ton of yards and slow on touchdowns?


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[Assistant] Right, but you can't, I mean, it's tricky though, Aditi, because he missed, he made his first eight field goals last year, and then he went 16 of 24 the rest of the season, which is terrible.


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[Assistant] But Aditi, if he's messed up here, how do I trust him in a game and he might cost him the whole season?


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[Assistant] It sounds like a bunch of excuses. Make the damn kicks. Just make the kicks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. At least I admit when I'm making up stories. Uh, when do you go to Kansas City? Friday.


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[Assistant] My wife and I, I don't even think we were married yet. We were just engaged, I think, and we went to a wedding in Massachusetts. It was like a cousin of hers. And...


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[Assistant] I have? Have I told you guys this? Yea, keep telling it, keep telling it. Alright, so I'm like, oh my god, this is going to be the greatest thing ever, I love Chinese food, we're having the wedding reception, like, unlimited Chinese food, when I don't have to deal with, like, just people that are in the family, beautiful, I'm going to eat Chinese food.


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[Assistant] I know we're going to cut you loose, but we've had you on for 37 minutes. We haven't even talked about contracts restructuring. I got to get that in real quick. What do you think about that, about the deals that they restructured? It's going to lead into our next topic and the fact that they cleared up, they cleared up all this cap space. Uh, is there anything in the bag or is this a move for next year? What do you think?


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[Assistant] Well, this is the franchise that gave up a first round pick for that. For Trent Richardson. Yes, thank you. I forgot his name. So that's why they want a first round bounty now on.


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[Assistant] Why do you do this? Why do you put up with this every week? I don't know. By the way, what percentage of our fans would not trade to Juan Jones for Stephon Diggs? 37, maybe higher. I think it's that high.


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[Assistant] When you've got a quarterback making the money that he is, and I know they're already restructuring them once, you have to keep playing hula hoop and run the financial obstacle course with the Sean's money the way it is.


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[Assistant] And eventually, we saw it with Minnesota this year, eventually it catches up with you.


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[Assistant] Like they had to move Tomlinson because they couldn't afford to sign their draft picks. Now when does that time come for Cleveland? I don't know, but they've done a nice job at this point of kicking the can down the road and keeping their window open financially. You know, I've talked about it before. I don't know how long you can carry two...


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[Assistant] By the way, Aaron Donald's not the player I want to trade for if the Rams are not good this year. Well, Baker's not on the team anymore. You can't have him. No, it's Cooper Cup. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I rather, I want Cooper Cup. Well, let's, I mean, let's wait and see when we get to October. Let's say Stafford shot. He's not healthy. Let's trade for Cooper Cup. But why would the Rams do that?


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[Assistant] No, if they're, if they suck, I'm saying. Even if they suck. He's 30. Listen, I think they'd make Aaron Donnell available before Cooper Cup. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.


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[Assistant] I promise you there's NFL players right now that refuse to restructure their contracts. Just because they don't care about the team or whatever, screw them, you know. So. Let me ask you this. What's your grade for Andrew Berry through, from the time he's been here till now? It's really hard for me. Yeaah. Because...


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[Assistant] I don't know about, we don't know about this year's draft. I think they've made a lot of- What do you know now, based on the facts you have right now? I'd give them, uh, B minus C plus, because I think that they've had to use free agency to compensate for draft mistakes. Right. So, if, if he, this is a big draft class for him, if they hit on a lot of these guys- Right.


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[Assistant] Right. And they emerge as rookies. It goes in answering a lot of questions. And I'll tell you this, if this thing goes off the rails, he just opened a lot of cap space for the next GM. Because they're all out. Everybody's getting blown out if this thing, if this thing.


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[Assistant] I don't even know. Again, we're talking about 200 people. Like that's. But that's indicative of maybe the bigger picture. I hope not. Is anybody here? You would obviously trade Dewan Jones for Stefan Diggs. Of course. Right? Anthony, Mike, Earl, any of you guys would not


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[Assistant] Alright, well this is the baseline. Mike, do you still want us to all get our heads cut off with your other question? We have 10 minutes left.


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[Assistant] Oh by the way, you wanna know something even crazier? Position for position, I guarantee you 75% of our audience would not trade Elijah Moore for him. That's probably true.


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[Assistant] Right, that's what I'm saying. By the way, we gotta talk about something else. I just happen to notice that G. Bush has 172 unread text messages.


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[Assistant] Tigers are ready to pass them. Tigers did pass them? Are ready to pass them.


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[Assistant] Did the Tigers pass them? No, they're not in third. The Guardians? Did the Tigers pass them? It was close. It was really close. The Royals are way back. The Tigers lost yesterday though.


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[Assistant] I, I wanna know if you guys, behind the glass. Which he's gonna do tomorrow night by the way, I hope.


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[Assistant] Tell me what 12 teams would be in the baseball playoffs right now at the season end. Do you guys know? The Orioles? The Orioles is correct, yes. The Rays? The Rays is correct. The Twins?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Blue Jays are a game out of the final wild card. Astros are the second wild card right now. So I did good right there. You did good. Who's the last wild card in the American League right now?


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[Assistant] Diamondbacks are not, they're a half game out of a playoff spot right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, will the Brewers lead the Central? That's correct. You got the three division winners right there at the moment.


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[Assistant] Is it your Cubs? Cubs are the second wild card team right now. But it's very close. The gap from the Cubs through the Marlins is five teams within two games of that, those last two wild card spots.


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[Assistant] But, uh, that guy was the best player. He made every play it should work. I know exactly where panic set in on that. Yeaah. And I knew I was gonna drop it. Yeaah. Because like my head started bobbling. I was like, oh god, it's farther back than I thought. And I'm waiting to hear someone call me. And it didn't. Didn't happen. And, and I dropped it. It was pitiful.


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[Assistant] It was my first time on it. It was a good atmosphere. Next year we got- I'm playing next year. Next year, G plays. Yeah. Earl will play. Tyvis will play.


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[Assistant] He struck out seven times and said, kept saying, vow, which was cool. And I'm screaming and, and, uh, what's his name was pitching in the last inning. Uh, Leon, Leon Bibb. And I'm like, make them work.


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[Assistant] Yeah. In the ninth inning, and I got a hit because of his running. Yeah, I thought it was you running, and I heard the foot hit behind me, playing first, I'm like, there's, and I was like, oh, it's Asia. There's no way I was beating that one out. Look at that, look at that athleticism! Come on now! Come on now! Look at that athleticism! She should have faked and, and you would have gone.


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[Assistant] Okay, Texas, what's going on? We are reopening. Why? People need to work. No they don't. They just need money for food and bills. Right. And they can get it by working. Or...


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[Assistant] Armed robbery. No, they can get it from you fixing your unemployment system. Why are we ignoring the armed robbery thing? We're doing the best that we can, but there's just too much.


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[Assistant] Do the rest of you have better plans? Several phases all throughout May. Restaurants will remain take out and pick up only.


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[Assistant] 007, this is urgent. Priority 1.


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[Assistant] We fear the attack may be imminent. How long until you're on the ground?


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[Assistant] The satellite is picking up suspicious activity near Greco's boat. You've got to get a move on, now.


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[Assistant] Grego has flown in a group of international terrorists for a suicide mission. The plan is for the attack to coincide with the moment they take the group photograph.


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[Assistant] His business, sir, is international arms trading.


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[Assistant] I'll thank you to keep my intuition out of this, General. I want you to cancel the photo op, now.


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[Assistant] Good luck, W7. Keep watch on the harbor.


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[Assistant] Nice to see you, 007. I was worried that you wouldn't make it in time.


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[Assistant] Good morning, 007. I know we promised you a week's holiday after Athens, but we have a situation developing that requires immediate attention. Are you free to speak?


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[Assistant] But not just any military contractor. Two years ago, Midhurst Laboratories


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[Assistant] Signed a contract for some mission-critical biotechnology for our defense forces that's so secret I'm loath to discuss it even on this link.


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[Assistant] His boat was discovered capsized after a squall off the coast. But this morning?


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[Assistant] An anonymous caller from a cell phone purchased at a convenience store in Madrid. The phone went dead. But soon after, the U.S. Echelon system picked up another cell phone transmission near a construction site in downtown Istanbul using the key words, researcher, bioweapons, and password.


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[Assistant] And when you arrive in Istanbul, do whatever you have to by any means necessary to find out who's behind this.


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[Assistant] And make sure that research doesn't fall into the wrong hands.


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[Assistant] What is it, 007? Did you intercept the research?


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[Assistant] We've translated all the documents you photographed in Pomerov's office this afternoon. It appears that most of them were invoices.


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[Assistant] The Prime Minister has already heard from their government. It's threatening to become a diplomatic nightmare. I want you out of there. Back in London for a full debriefing.


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[Assistant] Good to see you're alive 007. We tracked your cell phone to Bangkok.


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[Assistant] The Ingdahl family decided to sell the park and they sold it to the Carlisle group.


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[Assistant] It would cost $20,000 to move this home out of here. Plus, once you move them in and they settle, moving them out is going to help destroy them.


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[Assistant] Now what's up everybody, it's your boy Hakeem, and today we are going to smoke for a show with the Role Pope himself, Chris Long, Donnie. Boo yah!


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Trippie came out, this nigga Trippie came out in a fucking coffin. Bruh, I was sitting over there like, cooked. This nigga Adam pulled up, you know what I'm saying? Donny. Murder.


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[Assistant] But yo, today was fuckin lit. Perp killed it. Congrats to them on that monster tour. It was fuckin dope. Don Chris killed it. Lil Mosey killed it. Rope Gang. You already know what to do. Like, subscribe, follow at Chris Long Films, at Nostalgia V, and at Adam 22. Peace.


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[Assistant] Bio weapons. What bio weapons? There are no bio weapons in Russia. I see.


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[Assistant] Those men on the boat, in the hazmat suits. That's the problem with you people in the west. You always think there are WMDs. Then you go to war over it, and then... There are none.


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[Assistant] And in the meantime, you can expect my government to be calling your government to register a protest for your actions here. I wouldn't have expected anything less.


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[Assistant] A private room. You should have asked for that while she was still here. Don't you have some cleaning up to do? Some non-existent bioweapons? Second floor of the police station. Third door on your right.


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[Assistant] And make sure you say hello to MI6 for me. I'll give them your best.


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[Assistant] Frontlines James Jones has been traveling to Ukraine. He's found himself on both sides of the conflict.


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[Assistant] It's provoked one of the biggest confrontations between Russia and the United States since the Cold War.


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[Assistant] Then people realize. It's like Kevin Stefanski keeps saying, he looks like a slot receiver, but he's not just a slot receiver. He can win outside. He can win inside. He's a guy that can be deployed in multiple different ways, and I think that a defense is far more likely to kind of hone in on an Amari Cooper, or maybe even hone in on a David N. Joku, or really be committed to stopping the run game.


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[Assistant] And Elijah's a guy that already has this unbelievable rapport with Deshaun Watson. Deshaun Watson very clearly already trusts him. And so...


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[Assistant] I'm just saying that I think if Amari Cooper right now goes into the season as wide receiver 1A,