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[Assistant] And Bigby is free to go there if he likes. But I think the question you should be asking is just what do the two Tweedles know about this.


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[Assistant] I've no interest in nicking his drapes, my dear, if that's what concerns you.


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[Assistant] Oh, now it's evidence. Before you had no winter.


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[Assistant] You gonna stand here and babysit me? While the rest of your leads evaporate into mist?


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[Assistant] Oh, the sniveling weasel chickened out. Never went anywhere. And is upstairs right now in his pitiful penthouse, crafting a fort out of couch cushions. Look, this is how a smart person would do it.


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[Assistant] So this is how we're going to do it. Wherever you go, I'll go to the other.


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[Assistant] So direct your questions to Ms. White.


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[Assistant] I have to say I have been better. But thanks for putting me back together.


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[Assistant] Oh, her. That explains the sting. I'd rather not have to feel the pain she brings. So...


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world, and today I have self-proclaimed, real, Shy Rack Savage Tay 600 in the building. How you doin' man?


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[Assistant] Now yeaah, so let's just jump start into that and just talk about that random topic. Uh, how'd you meet Polo G and where'd that, where'd that relationship come from? That y'all ended up doing music together and also shout out to Bear Woods cause we were smoking on some...


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[Assistant] I mean, Chicago's going crazy. There's definitely a fuckload of talent. Like if people thought that the wave was going to slow down after like 2011 or whatever on some street shit, like when Keef came up and Fredo came out and all this shit would start to pop off, it's like that is not...


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[Assistant] happened at all. If anything, like Juice WRLD, one of the biggest rappers from last year from Chicago, even a lot of the dudes who are still like, like, I mean, obviously,


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[Assistant] Uh, Dirk all of a sudden is in this situation and shit, but you still see Herbo getting crazy love and shit. You still, a lot of the people, it's like the Chicago thing wasn't a flash in the pan. It's really like a new music hub in the country over the past however many years.


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[Assistant] Were you already in the streets by the time that social started popping off and everything? Were you already, or were you still like so young that you were like a kid almost?


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[Assistant] What was your parents like, were they actively trying to keep you out of that shit or was it kinda something that they accepted?


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[Assistant] I mean you are, but you are already wrapped up in the shit and then Sosa comes out and then all of a sudden it becomes like,


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[Assistant] A nationwide thing, worldwide thing where everybody thinks of Chicago as the home of the crazy ass teenage kids with guns and dreadlocks and every fucking wild ass thing you can imagine. What was that like seeing that?


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[Assistant] All of a sudden become like the shit you were already doing became what Chicago is famous for and became like the musical, from a musical perspective, everything's blowing up out of there. What was your perspective on that?


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[Assistant] The ultimate goal is to be yourself and make it. So like when Sosa did that, I can't even imagine the effect that it must have had on your brain as a young kid.


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[Assistant] And from your perspective, you can't even imagine that this could ever slow down or whatever. You're thinking that like, this is how it's just gonna keep happening. Like everybody from this city is blowing up like this. It must have been a crazy ass feeling.


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[Assistant] Was LA Capone like your close homie who then just started blowing up in the rap shit? Was he like the one from your squad that first started to get attention?


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[Assistant] Chicago, like politics, the shit that was going on in your neighborhoods and everything, but in particular, like the worst parts of it, like they were really drawn to the murders and the-


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[Assistant] The arrests and all the crazy ass shit like did you ever sit back and realize like that there's a whole


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[Assistant] Right. So what, what was the year uhm, when you guys all caught that case together with the issue with the taxi driver or whatever? How many years?


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[Assistant] Both of them. I mean, but it's just insane that you're still dealing with the ramifications of that shit five years later. Like still like this week, there's like articles coming out that are basically saying like, oh, actually Tay 600 didn't snitch. The paperwork doesn't indicate that. You're still dealing with that to this day and that shit was five years ago.


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[Assistant] How did, how did you feel in that moment where you didn't really have a way to prove your innocence at that time? You basically just had to like,


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[Assistant] Tell me this, do you have moments where you are sitting in jail, no lawyer, and you're being interrogated and they're trying to get you to snitch?


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[Assistant] But how bad, how bad was like the interrogations that you've had to deal with? Like, was it like hours of them coming down on you in type shit?


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[Assistant] Right. Why do you think that, uh, Rondo is talking down on you and saying, like, now saying things that, like, we can't prove or that seem like they just are, like, provably not true? Like, what do you think is going on in his head at this moment?


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[Assistant] Do you, when you, is your outlook on life, like it must be pretty crazy cause like some of your closest friends are now in jail till they're old senior citizens and shit. And then you're still out here free and still walking the streets and actually have like the ability, the freedom. Do you think about that shit everyday?


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[Assistant] When I was young, it was nothing to break the law, because what the fuck am I, what do I have? I've got nothing, you know? You've got nothing.


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[Assistant] But kinda on that topic, were you shocked when you heard this shit about Dirk? I mean yea, because- Cause he's doing pretty good objectively in this career. I think I might have done his last interview before he got picked up for that shit out rolling around. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] And also like back in 2011 or whenever you guys were kinda coming up, there was less security and shit now. I mean they're saying they got a video from like a security camera of the dark situation which is kinda scary in itself.


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[Assistant] These days the surveillance is like, you know, it might feel like there's no cameras around and you might just be missing it cause it might be like half way down the street and they're still gonna zoom in.


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[Assistant] But do you feel like that in Chicago or do you feel like that out even somewhere like LA as well?


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[Assistant] I hate to bring this up, but were you shocked to see that Reese clip come out online?


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[Assistant] I felt like the Reese thing wasn't, they didn't get him that bad because they had to take a little like two second clip and stretch it out and like leak the screenshots and like all this stuff. Like it felt like they were trying to make a lot out of not that much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like a lot of people kind of look guilty as hell for not saying something or like for sort of cosigning something as not guilty. I don't feel like they're like directly being dragged in the public eye, but there's probably a lot of people who want to make sure they don't have to talk about it.


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[Assistant] Like, so basically he's taking a photo with a fan at the gas station, and then the kid says to him, he says, damn, you lucky I don't got my move on me, cause I was


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[Assistant] He would have basically been like trapped being driven to the cops like, that's crazy. You believe that? I mean, I don't know, that's a good point. Let's just sound wet.


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[Assistant] Different for you at this point to rap about, like, straight violence and shit? Like, does it just feel more consequential to rap about crazy street shit because you've seen the other side of it so much?


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[Assistant] You're still young, you're still young, and you got your fucking freedom, and you're, and, and, I mean, shit, that's crazy actually, it's a really, it's a good time in your life, huh?


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[Assistant] Well, fuckin' hello. Now you can get the fuck outta here.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but yeaah, he hasn't been here in a while if he's been here at all, which, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Well, I'd be willing to help you out of here. Would that help?


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[Assistant] Let me solve the mystery for you. There are pickled eggs.


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[Assistant] You gonna order something, or are you just here to bother my customers?


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[Assistant] I think they have some at the bar down the street.


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[Assistant] To keep shit from reaching the woodlands. Jack, I don't know where they are.


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[Assistant] Get the fuck out of my bar. I just wanna- It should've been you. It should've been you and it wasn't.


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[Assistant] The copper was from a dwarf mine. That was decent of you.


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[Assistant] I don't know that much about our life. Honestly, we didn't talk often.


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[Assistant] She was hooking to pay down debt. It ain't me up to see her that way. Eventually, the only people she owed were at her work. You know, that shithole club, the puddin' and pie. The owner Georgie, with all this fuckin' fees, it's a crock of shit. That's how they kept her under their thumb, really.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm better off dealing with things alone. I don't need sympathy and I don't need charity.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's a kind of, it's a formality with trolls. We burn our dead by sunrise or, I don't know.


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[Assistant] He has no right to be here. Not after what he did.


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[Assistant] You throw my sister down the witching well and you have the nerve to show your face here after you lie.


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[Assistant] I don't give a fuck about the way. I don't care about procedure. If anyone should be told, it's me. It's us. Right now.


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[Assistant] No, screw that. My sister's dead, and I don't give a shit who she looked like when it happened. It's not about her. It's about Lily.


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[Assistant] No, you don't know how this must feel. You have no idea. Don't fuck anything up. Don't bother anybody.


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[Assistant] And when the first sign of trouble comes, and it will come because you're a goddamn walking trap for it, I want you the fuck outta here.


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[Assistant] I don't know why you fucking came here. There's nothing left for you to ruin. And I'm not in an entertaining mode.


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[Assistant] Ah, sure you will, kid. When the rivers turn coarse,


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[Assistant] I just don't know what Bigby's doing. If he, if he cares about it. If he even gives a shit. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Let's talk about spring break. It's when college students go on vacation and get drunk. You know, to take a break from going to school and getting drunk.


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[Assistant] Like the, it's the most relaxing place on earth. Yeah. Even when I try to start a fight on the beach, it ends up being fun. Like one time, right, there was some guy on the beach, and I bumped into him, and then he was like, what the hell, so I splashed water on him, and then he splashed water on me, and then I threw a beach ball at him, and then he bounced it back, and we've been married for ten years. It's, uh, meet cutes.


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[Assistant] But it turns out Miami really does have a beach violence problem. And luckily, their police are on top of it.


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[Assistant] You know, when you think about it, police actually, uh, being DJs makes the most sense, cause cops are already the DJs of the road, right? Think about it, they just drive around with flashing lights, they wear reflective gear, giving out commands on the mic, put your hands in the air, put your hands in the air. Now come on, get down. I said drop the beat, drop the beat.


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[Assistant] Now we laugh at this, but the poor citizens of Miami are so upset. So upset that they held an emergency meeting on how to handle the chaos. And I know that they're being serious here, but it's kind of hard not to laugh even more.


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[Assistant] If Miami wants to reduce spring break tourism, it's easy. They don't even have to lie. They just need to pick different things to emphasize about their city. So here at The Daily Show, we decided to help them by making their new tourism ad.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so look man, what we doing right now, this is Walpheed man, this is a piece of Atlanta dope boy history, trap history, niggas always talking about trap shit, this real trap shit. We got Auburn Avenue, we got Edgewood.


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[Assistant] Fila dope boy style. No jumper fans. Let me get y'all something, man. Now y'all in the home of Walter's Clothing. You in Atlanta, Georgia. You know, this is a historic thing. Anything that done moved through the streets of Atlanta, done walked through here before. This is Holy Grail. I'm getting exclusive. And you're getting that young Fila drip as they used to say back in the day in Atlanta. Fila.


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[Assistant] You know, who was nice to me and y'all probably wouldn't like him. I like Swank.


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[Assistant] This is why I be trippin' on people be talkin' about Adam and the culture. This is one of the most historic black neighborhoods in Atlanta. This is by the Clark AU.


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[Assistant] Whoa whoa, you are right. This is phony as a three dollar bill. What the hell are you trying to pull here?


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[Assistant] You can tell your client you blew it. Come on, Nate, let's get the hell out of here.


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[Assistant] Come on. Let's go, Nate. Here. And get out the back.


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[Assistant] Let go of me! Ah, that's what I thought. Now don't try to run.


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[Assistant] You're a long way from home, son. Don't call me that. Parents must be worried about you.


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[Assistant] Okay, so are some, James. That was a nice lift back there. Be pretty good.


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[Assistant] Your technique is really sloppy though. You're telegraphing all your moves.


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[Assistant] You're crazy. Yeah? You've been tailin' me all over town. Probably figured me for an easy mark. But you picked the wrong guy, pal.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh. What? My wallets.


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[Assistant] A little gratitude would be nice. I did just save your ass back there.


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[Assistant] You are one piece of work, kid. What's your story anyway?


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[Assistant] Easily remedied. Victor Solomon. This should be the part where you introduce yourself.


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[Assistant] Okay. Suppose you tell me what's so special about that ring.


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[Assistant] I don't know how to break this to you kid, but Drake didn't have any heirs. No children.


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[Assistant] You sure as hell didn't learn that on the streets. How's a kid your age know that, man?


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[Assistant] So what was all that business with the ring and that astrolabe thing back there? Why don't you tell me? You're the one working for him. Look, kid.


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[Assistant] Client wants something, I obtain it. For a price. I don't ask any questions. It's just a job. Looked pretty friendly to me. Eh, well. Anyway. I'm pretty sure I'm fired.


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[Assistant] Heh. So you still haven't told me what your name is.


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[Assistant] Okay, look, you got talent, but you got a lot to learn. You stick with me and I'll teach you a few things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, clearly. What do you say we, uh, try this again? My friends call me Sully.


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[Assistant] I see great things in our future, kid. Great things.


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[Assistant] Oh, please. Look, I just hope you're right about this.


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[Assistant] They were here alright. I can still smell the exhaust.


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[Assistant] All this stuff's been rustin' for a century.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be almost 200 years old. Jesus, just when you think things can't get any weirder.


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[Assistant] Nate, focus. We haven't got much time here.


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[Assistant] So then the guy says, well, you better tickle mine too. Cause now I got to catch the goddamn thing.


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[Assistant] Oh, city of immeasurable wealth, destroyed by God for its arrogance.


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[Assistant] The Rubalcali Desert, 600 miles across. The better one go around the damn thing.


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[Assistant] What? Leave it to you to find a friggin jungle in the middle of France.


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[Assistant] Not too far. With you, I never know if that means a quarter mile or twenty. Like that time you got us lost in Peru.


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[Assistant] Who? I don't know kid. You sure we're in the right place?


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[Assistant] Hey Nate, square tower. Looks pretty old.


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[Assistant] Wait, one, two, pull, or one, two, three, pull? Just pull. Got it.


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[Assistant] Woah, looks like you really wanted to keep something out.


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[Assistant] Must be down here then, eh?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the cutter and Chloe can find it.


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[Assistant] I gotta say, I'm losing the plot here. Remind me again why we're doing this.


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[Assistant] I just want to make sure we're doing this for the right reasons. You got your pride all tangled up in this thing. It's making you reckless. I taught you better than that. Gonna get yourself killed? Damn. Hell. Probably get us all killed.


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[Assistant] How? Our only hope is to find the crypt entrance. Great, any ideas?


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[Assistant] No no, I'm not turning my back on you just yet. After you. Huh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just like the one in France. Amazing. Yeah, brilliant. Let's get it open.


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[Assistant] Looks like we lost. Alright, I'll find some place to ditch the bus.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. You got a better idea, I'm all ears.


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[Assistant] It's in a knocking script. Must have been left by Drake. Can you decipher it? I'll try.


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[Assistant] Okay, I think we're clear. Come on. We gotta make ourselves scarce before anymore of them show up.


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[Assistant] Oh, I-I don't know- He's right, Nate. I've been trapped with those crazy bastards for days. I don't know what the hell it is Marlowe's after exactly, but it sure as hell ain't treasure. We gotta stop him. Drake, we must go. Now. Ella!


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[Assistant] What? What eclipse? Look kid, you went nuts right after you drank from that fountain. It's the water. That's what destroyed the city. Not the wrath of God. The whole water supply is tainted with some sort of hallucinogenic agent. Must have drove everyone mad.


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[Assistant] Oh man, yeaah. Remember, Cutter said they controlled their enemies through fear. Ho ho ho. This'll do it. In spades.


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[Assistant] Well, who are we to argue with Sir Francis? Why don't you say we head down there and end this thing? Once and for all.


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[Assistant] Nice. That'll teach you to bring a knife to a gun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just got something mid-saying, that's all.


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[Assistant] What is it? Look, I uhm, I had a lousy father. Lousy childhood. I hit 40, I figured I was never gonna have a son of my own. Hell, I never wanted one. What the hell do I know about raising a kid?


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[Assistant] Uh, stop. Just stop being a wise ass for one second.


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[Assistant] Sheriff, what a nice surprise. I'm not sure I've seen you here before. You're always welcome, of course. Is it business or pleasure?


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[Assistant] I should warn you that Georgie does not like to be bothered when he's working. And he's in kind of a mood right now. I mean, more so than usual.


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[Assistant] Where we cater to the diverse tastes of the fable community. Your pleasure is our pleasure.


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[Assistant] Please sheriff. Haven't you done enough? Look at him. He's dying.


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[Assistant] You have to understand, nobody was supposed to die. When we built this place, it was just a stupid idea. A gimmick. Discretion is our guarantee. That's how it started anyway.


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[Assistant] This was supposed to be our place. We were gonna be in charge for once and nobody would try to control us or use us. That was the point. Then the crooked man showed up and everything just turned to shit.


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[Assistant] Don't talk about me like I'm not even here. Please. You think this is hard for you?


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[Assistant] I know what I've done. I'm sick of everyone thinking that they can just do what they want with my life. I thought it would be different here.


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[Assistant] You caught me in a little bit of a Metroidvania.


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[Assistant] I'm assuming it's something where you just have to really time that, uh, the morph into the ball.


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[Assistant] Hello everybody, I wanted to take a moment out of my normal schedule to, uhm, really just personally thank you, uhm, everyone who subscribed to me and helped me out and believed in me so far. I really don't feel like I ever say that enough, I really don't because it hit me this morning when I woke up that I actually have


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[Assistant] 35,000 subscribers, and that might not be a big number to you if you just walked in recently. That may just be, you know, you thought I had that, but that is an amazing thing for this channel. That is amazing thing for me, because this channel specifically only started about five months ago. My original channel only started about seven months ago, uh, two months before that, and...


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[Assistant] The growth and the, the amazing response that I've gotten from people and the, the letters and, uhm, not letters, but emails and messages that I get everyday that I can't respond to, all of them, and I really regret that I can't. It's, it's all just...


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[Assistant] You know, it's overwhelming at times to know that some people actually believe in me this much.


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[Assistant] It's just unbelievable to understand that people, uh, spend hours of their life, you know, just watching me trying to be entertaining and I hope that I'm succeeding at least a little bit because I want to be worthy of your time, so thank you all.


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[Assistant] I believe that we can do so much more with what we have and the road where we're going.


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[Assistant] Check out this video, which is my 10,000 subscriber video. It's one where I try to reintroduce myself to everyone, tell you a little about me and my past and where I've come from and how I've gone from not doing anything and entertaining to actually


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[Assistant] Potentially being an influential figure, not a celebrity by any chance. I would have to have a huge ego to think that, but just...


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[Assistant] I can't believe that my goals are actually happening and it's all thanks to you for sharing my videos with your friends and passing along the word.


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[Assistant] And also uhm, check out this other video I'm gonna link here. It's my 20,000 subscriber video from my fans. This is what I'm talking about when I say that I'm, I'm humbled every day because I get these kind of messages and these kind of videos every day. And it's, it's, it's just, it's the greatest feeling in the world.


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[Assistant] I never, ever, ever want to take advantage of it. I never want to take advantage of it. I just want to improve myself every day and I never want to, you know, change who I am for other people. I'm just gonna be who I am at all, all times and...


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[Assistant] I hope that's entertaining enough for the masses, but even if it's not, it's entertaining for you guys so far, and if you guys like what I do, I'm only gonna try to improve myself. So thank you. Honestly.


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[Assistant] Thank you so much. You have done more than you know. And together, we're gonna do absolutely incredible things. So thank you all. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.


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[Assistant] So, the result is that only 25% of Medicaid eligible children get any kind of dental care. And by any kind of dental care, I mean one visit a year.


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[Assistant] It is occurring in the poor. We don't know all the reasons why. We just simply don't know. But the numbers are huge. Is it accurate to say dentists are seeing more cavities than ever? I think it is accurate to say that yes. This is a crisis and we need to fix it. We need to fix this by education, by money, and by organizing a new system of care.


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[Assistant] What we believe that results from is the fact that these children have been getting preventive care. So the dentists are now switching from filling teeth to only providing preventive care.


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[Assistant] The dental profession and organized dentistry is typical mantra.


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[Assistant] Because the status quo is good for dentists. They see the patients that come to their practice and they think everything is fine because those patients are getting care in their office. Should we fault them for that? Uh, in one sense you can't really fault them for that. In another sense, they know the problem. They have been told about the problem for years. You have to see that data and recognize that there is a problem.


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[Assistant] The really tragic part of that expense is that all they can do in the hospital emergency room is control the infection and control the pain. Most of those hospital emergency rooms are not equipped to provide dental care. So the patient gets a dose of antibiotics, they get some pain medication, they go home,


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[Assistant] Man, you one of them catfishers, McNuggies. Let me find out. You better not be in a lifetime movie. Like you got a family somewhere in Arkansas.


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[Assistant] You know, for me, I just, I have a very difficult time rolling into the preseason.


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[Assistant] For all, for all the people involved with my quarterback only throwing three balls.


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[Assistant] He's only threw three passes, right? And I know people can say, okay, well, you gotta look. And after that game, I said, I was excited about that as well. But at the end of the day, 20, 20, 25 snaps is not enough, man. Like I need to, if we see more of DTR's game and him being put into positions to play, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know how comfortable I am going into a season where I'm like, okay well, we don't know if you've thrown a ball, we don't know what Amari Cooper looks like, we don't know any of that. Now if he wanted to come into the game and say we want to sit certain people,


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[Assistant] Like, alright, Chubb is a running back. You don't need to see that. Right. Even if he said, okay, we not even gonna give you a Mario Cooper.


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[Assistant] But man, would it be great for some of the young receivers to catch the football from Deshaun Watson? Would it be great to see what your offensive line is going to be able to do to look like against a perennial power in AFC? Sure you should. To me, that should be playing a half. That's usually what it is.


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[Assistant] And including your throw in, it's a new system. Yeah. It's a brand, it's, it's, we went from running the ball the most out of any team in the NFL just about with running play action and things like that. Now a little of a sudden we got a new offense.


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[Assistant] We got young guys that look like they're going to contribute in this Austin guy, right? I want to see Austin Watkins play with Deshaun Watson. I want to see if he's good. I want to see if Tillman is, Cedric Tillman is that guy when he plays with Watson.


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[Assistant] I wanna give those guys, I wanna see more DPJ. I'm confused as to why they got him on ICE like he's Michael Irvin.


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[Assistant] You can take this, this opportunity of playing against good against good. Cause I'm going to tell you like this, that last week against Philadelphia, everybody, this is how all this stuff started where people was kind of mad and upset and you got Deshaun Watson coming back. It's because.


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[Assistant] People is trying to make something out of it that it ain't. These dudes is out here practicing, hey, if it's third and long, third and twelve, and it's seven on seven,


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[Assistant] Well, let's get, let's get this right. There's no, there's no threat of a pass, or excuse me, a run. There's no threat of a screen or a draw. The quarterback's not going to take off and run. The defense knows exactly what you're going to run because it's third and long periods.


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[Assistant] You're practicing third and over team 12 yards. So yes, if you get some balls knocked down, they're going to know that. But in the game, they're not going to really have that, that they don't know what the play is coming. So you got a bunch of people commenting on that, trying to make it a game, right?


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[Assistant] I was watching Hard Knocks the other day, and I just, you know, took a look at it, episode one, uhm, and...


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[Assistant] They had Aaron Rodgers talking to Wilson, right? The guy that you drafted. No, no, no, the, uh, the quarterback.


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[Assistant] So, he's still on the roster and Ann Rogers, every single play is talking to him. So they were going through this play where they had the progression that was just going over the steps, right? Like, so for people that don't know, when quarterbacks go through play action,


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[Assistant] Every play action has their own rhythm and steps and drop back. So it's like learning how to do a dance. So Aaron Rodgers was like, yeah, you got to dance down, right? You know how to do it. He said, but here's the thing. You got to learn how to do the dance off point.


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[Assistant] You, the ball has to be gone. If you take another step, you automatically can only throw it to that receiver because that's the only one left, or you gotta take off or throw the ball. So he was explaining to him, it's about the timing of it. It's like, if you get pressure,


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a different look. And after you get pressure, theoretically to one side, there's only one receiver you can throw the ball to because of your body placement and where you are on the field. Uh, and I thought that was really fascinating how he went through that and was talking about it because Zach Wilson didn't even know, like, he was like, what's this?


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[Assistant] I mean, I mean, and plus, like think, I, I don't know if I feel comfortable, the fact that when he was dropping back, Jedrick Wills and guys were giving up pressure. Like to me, to me, to me, to me, we, we say we have a good offensive line, right? But what we really want to say is from guard to guard, we're really good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They get, they get lumped into it a lot and we have a lot of projection. So we'll projected the line is great when, when you look at the numbers or you look at the film.


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[Assistant] It's just not very good. So you're hoping it's like that. My thought process is Judger Williams is going to have to learn how to play with a scrambling quarterback.


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[Assistant] He can't grab on the outside. He can't. After a certain point, we talked to Joe Thomas about it. He said it's a big difference between a regular seven step drop guy than it is with a guy that can extend plays because you want to, you want to hold him up and you want to grab. But usually what happens is defensive end, see where the ball's going and guess what linemen's do.


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[Assistant] Well they have to, they got options now. So, so if, you know, trust and believe, if he's getting destroyed, they got options there that are on the bitch, name brand options too, that they can bring in and upgrade.


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[Assistant] By the way, there's, I forgot about it. David and Joku. I don't under, like who rest tight ends?


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[Assistant] If you're not, don't. That's a fair point. If he, I would rather him, if they weren't gonna play him, they gonna play him a couple series. To me, I'd just say don't play him at all.


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[Assistant] To me, there's a couple guys I don't get it.


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[Assistant] Um, Delphid has not touched the field at all.


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[Assistant] I said, I don't like that. If, if, if, I would rather them just come out and say it, like, we don't, we're not gonna play starters, so don't even think about it.


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[Assistant] But here's, here's all I'm saying. And I know a lot of people may be, I haven't checked, jumped on the chat yet. A lot of people may have this, this type of mentality. Well, it's pretty easy. They don't want to get nobody hurt. It's not a big deal. Well, listen, hey, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Like that's like if your mom comes home and tells you, like, hey listen.


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[Assistant] Did you study for that test? Yea. And you be like, yea, I study, I'm good. She's like, I'ma trust you. You an adult.


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[Assistant] But you in trouble if you get a bad grade. Now, you playing division rivals. I'm watching all these other teams playing. And you got three of the most pivotal games that you're gonna have on your schedule starting off.


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[Assistant] So I don't wanna, I don't wanna hear not one player.


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[Assistant] Say this. Well, you know, we, we, we're learning, you guys gotta just calm down what we're doing. We're trying to learn two systems. We got a new D coordinator. We implement something on offense. We, we gotta get on the same unacceptable because you had all year to do that. You could have been playing. And by the way, Kevin Stefanski,


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[Assistant] If, if players are coming up to you being like, hey, I need some reps. Like, like, we need reps, reps, reps, reps. Like, like, you can't go into the first game against the Bengals, look dry, and be like, well, did Sean Watson play 22 snaps? Right. Two things.


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[Assistant] That's the only guy. I'd be tempted not to play Mouse Gear 2. I'd be tempted. For me?


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[Assistant] I need two quarters bro. I need, I at least need half time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that might be it, but I think this is what it is, see.


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[Assistant] I think Joe Botonio played better than one. Usually people look at you age of 30, right? They look to see if you're going to fall off a cliff. Well guess what? They're like, well he's still playing at a high level. I don't see that changing. Let's keep the good offensive line together. Save some money. They're going to do the same thing to Wyatt Teller. Hey dog, we like you.


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[Assistant] We think you're playing well. If he, if he gets it, if he has a bounce back here, I think they'll do some of the same exact stuff right here.


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[Assistant] Judger Williams is already getting 15 million. So that's another 15 million that can come off the books. You plug and play DeWine Jones. Then you look at it like this.


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[Assistant] They believe that they can get out of the David and Joku contract next year without a huge cap.


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[Assistant] I think Andrew Berry is good at two things. I think Andrew Berry is exceptional at getting trades. I think he's very good at free agency.


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[Assistant] Where he struggles a bit is his draft picks. His middle round picks have not hit so far, right? But I will say, all of it, it goes into it. Every coach isn't great at everything, right? You can be a great offensive coordinator, but you really don't do a really good job of developing anybody, right?


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[Assistant] So I think that he's done a great job of covering up for some of his weaknesses, because for every guy that you, like, for every guy that you got on here, look at his receiving court. Don P. Bush Jones is number two guy, right? He's, well, sixth, seventh round pick.


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[Assistant] What this Austin, uh, Watkins Jr., he looks like.


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[Assistant] He's a ballplayer. They got him off the scrap heap. You take a look at, uh, some of the trades they made. Elijah Moore was a trade. Uh, but these things we don't know. They haven't, we haven't seen it yet. Yes, but, but it looks like we, we like them so far. Yes, we do. But they gotta prove it and pay dividends. Now, he,


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll, I'll give you this. To me, I got him at, he's above average.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen that yet. And the reason why I say above average is because, yes, you missed on, you missed on Schwartz, you missed on Bell, uhm, some say you missed on Harrison Bryant, some say, some could say that you missed on, uhm, what's the kid from Washington? Uhm, the, the, the center.


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[Assistant] So here's, here's why I will say, when you say trades. One of his biggest trades, he got a Mario Cooper for free. That's huge. Great trade. Huge trade. He got a Zedarius for free. Huge trade. That was a, wasn't that a free agent starting?


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[Assistant] That's why I say above average, but he has a, he has everything about the Browns this year has a ceiling, right? Everything, everything in the Browns has a higher upside, right? Because now we have them, yeah, middle of the road when it comes to, you know, evaluating talent or general manager, but guess what?


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[Assistant] If their players play to what they traditionally have done.


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[Assistant] The Browns have a really high ceiling to say, wow, they guys made some crazy moves. Because guess what? They, they, they have the guys on paper.


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[Assistant] They got the guys, like the guys that they brought in, Dalvin Thomason, he's a guy. Uh, listen, I like Thornhill, he has good pedigree. Listen, you know, they've done some things, they've even done a good job of going to get the defensive coordinator, who I think will make a lot of people better.


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[Assistant] But I could understand both sides. I could understand you saying, no, he's a good GM because I'm projecting those players to be good and they have it. Right, if you think some of these guys


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[Assistant] The Shelby Harris move was great. Shelby Harris was one of the top ranked defensive linemen and he got him for a one year free agent deal. Dalvin Thomason was their best free agent. I'll give him this. I'll give him this.


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[Assistant] He, I was mad at Andrew Barry last year because I said he punted on the season. And when you look at what he did, the Browns organization did. They didn't bring in receivers, they didn't bring in defense linemen, they got eviscerated on defense. And guess what? They looked at themselves in the mirror and said, you know what, we better get this fixed. And the reason they've had to spend so


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[Assistant] Yes, and they made a lot of mistakes with Togeye. Taven Bryan wasn't a good signing. Uh, Jordan Elliott looks like he's not bringing anything to the table. Uh, you know, the J.J.B. and Clowney thing fell apart last year. Trust me, like all those moves are there. Like I said, I got him right now.


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[Assistant] I think that he can, he can catapult himself into a new contract just like Sofanski. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Let me ask y'all, who decides, who decides on the defensive coordinator? Is it the head coach or the GM?


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[Assistant] Well, if he's not being put in the right position, that falls on Kev's face. I don't think he's a very good, I don't think he's a very good player. However, I will say this, that's why I'm anxious to see the season.


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[Assistant] Because I wanna see, you will now this year get an opportunity to see whether or not it was, it was the players last year.


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[Assistant] Or was it a situation with a defensive coordinator? My thing is, I believe it was a defensive coordinator. I, I don't think John Johnson is a, a, a top five player in this position. However, some of the things that they were doing last year had me looking around like,


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[Assistant] I said, what do you mean? That's one of they guys down. What do you mean? We had, we actually, it was worse for us, G. Bush. We had a guy out of the game. And I said, bro, I started looking at them all different at that point. Now, we'll get an opportunity to see it, but there is a thing, one hand washes the other.


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[Assistant] To be a good general manager, you have to have a great head coach. To have a good head coach, to be a good head coach and be successful, the general manager has to give you the ingredients, right? It works hand to hand. Uhm, this is a year where we're gonna actually have an opportunity to see because a lot of people say,


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[Assistant] Some people say Andrew Berry is a better general manager than at his position in his job than Stefanski is a coach. I think they're both.


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[Assistant] You don't think there's 15 GMs better than Andrew Barry in the league right now? I don't know all the GMs to say that. Here's what I will say. Last point, G, then I gotta move on. I will say this.


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[Assistant] Kevin Stefanski has done some things to prove himself in the league. A lot of people think he's a great play caller. A lot of people say, well look, when he had something, he did something with Baker Mayfield and he did the best of his knowledge.


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[Assistant] I can't give him a B because to me a B means good. I need to see something more. Like they came in last place last year.


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[Assistant] And for me, this year is a make or break because he has yet to show the consistency that we would like to see. We want to be consistently a playoff team. And when you look at it, I would give him, if you told me Suspanski, I'd give Suspanski a C+.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if you ask me about Barry, uhm, I would give Andrew Barry.


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[Assistant] B minus based upon some of the names he has. But for me, that's still all, all, both of them is under a 2.7. That's not no, uh, that, that's merit row. That's not honor row. And for me, I, the guys I call good,


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[Assistant] Uh, or her, or the, or the top guys, the Shanahan's of the world. I think Andy Reed is, is, is top notch. I think Mike Tomlin is top notch. I think Harbaugh, those guys to me would exemplify what a B coach would be. See, they can move up. Like I said, there's some wiggle room there.


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[Assistant] I would be open to moving it up. They got an opportunity with the team they got to move up to a good after this season.


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[Assistant] The time to bring kicking competition is, is in OTAs.


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[Assistant] Throughout training camp and they would have a kicking competition every day in practice. At this point, if you bring in another kicker and that signals that that guy is eventually going to be the guy.


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[Assistant] The, the competition part is done. Like, and that just goes to show me that they, that they're not gonna cut Kate York. That's not gonna happen. We just, we just got into a long debate and a long heated debate about...


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[Assistant] Fourth round picks, fourth round picks, how many guys did you miss on? And if you're the general manager, you're not about to get rid of this dude immediately and say, I screwed up on another fourth round pick at a kicker. That's just not gonna happen. Like so, and when I talk about people being political in nature,


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[Assistant] When you talk about where you're drafted or how much money you got on a free agent deal, that's political in nature. It doesn't have anything to do with how good you are on the field.


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[Assistant] Kate York, if they brought another kicker in, would not be as good as some of the veterans they brought in, which would signal, he's outta here. What you then have to do is say, alright, well, if they're not gonna get rid of him, and you're Coach Kevin Stefanski, how would you handle the situation?


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[Assistant] Well, you, you, you handle it by this. You go in and you talk to Deshaun Watson, you, you, you meet with your offensive team and captains and your special teams coach and say, listen, right now, Cade does not have the confidence we want. Just like any other young player, we can't throw them to the wolves.


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[Assistant] We're not going to be kicking 60 yard field goals, like, just at the end of the half.


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[Assistant] If it's gonna be third and three, we're putting it on the onus of Chubb, on the onus of our best players, and that's Deshaun Watson. So Deshaun.


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[Assistant] Listen, sometimes we're going to give you some play calls and it's going to be a, get a certain amount of yards here. So you can be fourth and fourth and manageable and we'll go for it. So Sylvester is already going for it the most, uh, out of any other coach. He likes doing it. So you just put the expectation like, Hey, look at the end of the day,


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[Assistant] It's just like high school, inner city teams don't have kickers. We go for two all the time, right? We use, that's it is what it is. So here's a situation where you may not have a guy that you're going to be able to line up from 55 with any confidence. I'd rather put the ball in Deshaun Watson's hands and say, let's go make a play because at the end of the day,


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[Assistant] Until he gets his confidence, he's not making that. I'm sorry. Everybody in the stadium know that. So put your team in a better position.


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[Assistant] If we ain't, we ain't got none of that yet. We gonna just be going from fourth to tenth. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Robbie Gould hit big kicks. Yesterday, they would, they would do it yesterday. It's not that difficult. And let's face it, I need a Jewish guy on the brown. I don't have one. There's no Jew.


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[Assistant] So like, they know, you're supposed to know. What happens is, when you're too close to the action, Mikey, when you've had your hand, and picking, hand picking a person, and you stake your career on it,


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[Assistant] After you get so far down the road, I'll give you an example. You buy a car, you love this car, it's your first car that you got, and then they say, listen, alright, the brakes go bad, you put more money in it. Then the engine goes bad, you put more money in it. Then the starter goes bad, you put more money in it.


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[Assistant] You know what, you know what that gave it to me was? Because when it was in the game, there was in the third quarter, Kellerman was in the game, and it was fourth and three, fourth and four, inside the 40 yard line.


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[Assistant] To, to, to kick a field goal to, to test Kay York because he hasn't been performing. You know what they did? They trotted him right back out there in fourth and four in a pre-season game and threw the ball to Anthony Shortz.


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[Assistant] They would rather target Anthony Schwartz on fourth and four with a third team quarterback that put your kicker you put a four or five pick on to get out there and kick it. And people say, well he was three for three, we don't want to mess up his mental state. If that's what it is, we're in trouble.


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[Assistant] There are, there are two people, there are three people that don't have competition. Nick Jones.


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[Assistant] The kicker and the second to third year quarterback. If you don't know if you got a quarterback yet and he's in his second to third year, they usually give him a job. It comes with the captain's stripe.


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[Assistant] That's why you see all these young guys with a C on. I saw Zach Wilson with a C on last year and I'm like, well, they're trying to build him up. He can't have somebody beside him bringing in competition. That's just not what it is. So there are some positions that don't have it, but I do think, uh, McNuggets, you're going to see a lot of fourth down going for it. Go ahead, Mikey.


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[Assistant] But I do like it. Uhm, the fact that Bull does watch other teams, or watch another team, I can bounce off the perspective and be like, okay, am I crazy for saying this about the Browns? But,


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[Assistant] I know for a fact that when I'm watching these bangles play like the Chiefs,


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[Assistant] I'm watching these games be every single play, every kick.


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[Assistant] Counts, all of them, the extra points, the field goals, all of them. And I'm sitting like, dang, these dudes, and they're not missing. Now, can I sit here and say that I believe Kate York can hit a field goal under any amount of pressure?


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[Assistant] I can't say that because he's missing a minimum, with no pressure. What's amazing


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[Assistant] I've tried to dissect this thing in multiple different layers. We'll try to come out of that different layer.


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[Assistant] Since the beginning of time, since this game has started, quarterbacks have been known to have a certain characteristic.


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[Assistant] When you are an African-American coming up and you was a playing quarterback, they'll shift you to any other position but quarterback.


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[Assistant] They say, well, you don't have the people skills. You don't have the temperament. Maybe you're too good of an athlete. Maybe you can't digest the playbook. Maybe you just don't have what it takes to be the face of a franchise.


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[Assistant] They've done that since the beginning of time. That's not a thing. Even when you go to the combine, they stop having to ask these guys wonderland questions because the questions were culturally inappropriate, right? They had to stop saying, Hey, is your mother a crackhead? You can't, how can you say that? Right? In these interviews, fast forward to where we are right now.


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[Assistant] We don't even think you should even be making that type of money anyway.


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[Assistant] You just now got to the point where we started now interacting and putting black quarterbacks in a position to be the face of organizations.


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[Assistant] And to be truthful, there's a lot of people that don't, didn't like that. Some people that might not really still like that, but if you're really talented, they'll overlook at it. But the second you mess up,


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[Assistant] Is the second they put you right back in your place. You lucky, we let you be a quarterback. You could have been playing receiver with your homeboy from down the street.


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[Assistant] When you mention the 238, you consistently mention that. They don't understand what it is. Capitalism is here for all of us to see.


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[Assistant] They tell you when you, when you go to the voting box, capitalism. We don't like socialism giving away free stuff. We don't like communism. We don't like that. We like capitalism. Okay, well good. Well, why is it capitalism is good for every single business owner out here?


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[Assistant] You don't even want to give out minimum wage increases because you, you don't want regulations. You don't want anything. You want to make as much money as you possibly can. Except when it comes to


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[Assistant] We don't hear 238 with Herbert. We don't hear 238 with Big Ben. We never even understood how much these guys were making. But when he got here, they started talking about 238.


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[Assistant] They say it to themselves, you don't deserve that. We don't even like how you even representing our, our, our, our era. Because the only people that didn't guarantee contracts is the quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] So that's how they view the situation. If you look at it, and if we could just get rid of the conversation of 238, everybody understands it had been through economics. The Cleveland Browns didn't pay him 238 based on his talent. The Cleveland Browns paid him 238


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[Assistant] Based on the market value of a franchise quarterback and their track record of not being able to identify and get a quarterback. They swung a miss on Baker. They had no other options. They had a team that was ready now. It has nothing to do


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[Assistant] Whether Deshaun is worth $238, you're paying for the fact that you couldn't get a quarterback. Now that you got it, you have to pay a premium.


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[Assistant] Everyone understands that. If I want a plane ticket in three months?


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[Assistant] It's economics. It's the supply and demand. And at the end of the day, there's a lot of people that are basically upset the fact that they feel that a person who is in that upper echelon has put a stain on the quarterback position by being alleged doing what he did and being rewarded


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[Assistant] But that's not true for the bull. When you go back to the, you go back to this summer, Lamar Jackson hasn't done anything to anybody.


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[Assistant] Well, if you weren't like Deshaun Watson, we wouldn't count your pockets, but that's not a lot. We've seen a guy in Lamar Jackson who wanted to negotiate his own deal, who has never done anything outside the bounds of anything wrong.


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[Assistant] You're really counting checks with. I didn't see the same thing with Herbert. I didn't see the same thing with Allen. I didn't see the same thing with the regular traditional way that you go about doing it. Anytime, if you are a African American quarterback, they tell you, you better do it the way Brady did it.


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[Assistant] Calm that down and stand in line because guess what? There's a lot of you brethren up here, these running backs and receivers.


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[Assistant] Then I get guaranteed contracts. So for you getting a guaranteed deal, there's a set of standards that we need you to live by.


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[Assistant] We don't care. Like, it comes down to that, right? Think about it. We even heard from Kyler Murray. He don't read his iPad.


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[Assistant] I said, at what point in time did he got a contract coming up? All of a sudden it's, man, we gotta put in this contract that if he don't read his iPad, then he not gonna be eligible for all this money. It's like, wow, what kind of, where did that clause come from?


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[Assistant] But I, but I didn't hear that push. When Kirk Cousins got that, when Kirk Cousins got that guaranteed deal, the consistency was...


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[Assistant] Good for him. Good for Kurt. He had to sit behind RG3.


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[Assistant] We talk about play. What we talking about here is contracts and the way you're perceived with these contracts.


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[Assistant] I'll get over, see, see what, see this is a thing too, right?


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[Assistant] People will say this, and I just, I just give you this because, and people say, why you bring up the owners all the time? Well, all the, there's no black owners. Majority owners. So all I have to do is I just, I have to compare and contrast. So I'm looking at it.


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[Assistant] Got his team taken away, right? For very bad things, racial comments, all that stuff. When he sold his team, did he set up for less or more than he paid for? Way more. Two, three fold. Was he rewarded?


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[Assistant] Okay, when Daniel Snyder had to sell his team. NFL franchise.


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[Assistant] And you sit here and you act like you on a moral soapbox. What happens is people like me be like, well, listen, honestly, you didn't really think this through because nobody is sitting on those stages being like,


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[Assistant] See that, see, I, I don't, I, It's disingenuous. It's disingenuous and, and you, he's grandstanding to be, I just, I'm just keeping it real. No, you're not keeping it real. What you're saying is.


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[Assistant] You understand how this game works. You get paid for what your talent level is or what people are willing to pay you at the end of the day. There was a whole bunch of people that worked for ESPN, right? They got let go, right? And you look at how much they get paid. You think any of them was worth that money?


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[Assistant] That ain't never done nothing can make more than the people that they write about.


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[Assistant] Take it. Because guess what? I don't count they checks. All I count is when you're being disingenuous. And guess what? We are professionals just like you are. If they got a game on TV, I don't have to say Robert Kraft's name. I don't have to say Roethlisberger's name. I can look at what's happening on the field and just take it for face value and merit. Break it down.


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[Assistant] Grant Delpidgey. Listen, I would like to see him, I would have liked to see him a little bit in the preseason, but, but.


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[Assistant] To me, I want to go on record. I want to be on record. I think this is going to be one of the most dominant defensive lines that I've seen in a very long time. I think the defensive as a whole is going to be one of the best defenses I've seen in a very long time. Uhm, and it's just because the level of, of


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[Assistant] I would say the level of freedom that they have to go out there and make plays. Uhm, you know, I was in a system where in high school, you know, I had over a hundred tackles as a defensive end.


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[Assistant] I said, bro, they're looking back at the stats and saying, bro, you know, you're lying. That's out of, you can't have a hundred tackles of defense linemen. I said, oh yes you can when you tell the defense linemen.


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[Assistant] Go do whatever you want to up front, and we'll worry about it on the back end. And usually what happens is, on the back end, we have guys like Mike Dawson that got 10 interceptions, 10 picks is crazy. I didn't even know they was throwing the ball that much. But what happens is...


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[Assistant] When guys start to play hungry and loose like that, and that synergy starts to build,


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[Assistant] And it all comes together. Grant Delpit could be the beneficiary of that. I liked him coming out of LSU. I thought he had a bounce back year last year. And I thought that he definitely outplayed JJ3.


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[Assistant] That was crazy. I was like, yo, we're the same, we're the same Parcheesi club. We gotta get Jack Conkley together. He showed up last week.


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[Assistant] By the way, we were, by the way, we were invited, right? I couldn't do it, right? So, but next year I will be, I will be in there. We will be in there. We will be in there. It was a fun year.


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[Assistant] You know, softball is all about getting your right pitch that you can elevate. Sometimes you get anxious because you think every pitch looks so good. So, you know, I've seen it, man.


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[Assistant] And why is there a shortstop? Dude, that shortstop was the best player. And why is there a third baseman? Where did the girl come from?


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[Assistant] I'm ready to go. You're going to get a big influx of power, athleticism. We'll see you on overtime. Yeaah. 2024! G. Bush returns.


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[Assistant] They are paid the same whether they see no one that day or if they see 20 patients that day. I pay them exactly the same.


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[Assistant] It almost sends a, chills down my spine to think that I would say I'm proud that we have reduced the cost of our patient visits to now where it's down to only $126 per patient visit.


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[Assistant] against any private practice, not a Medicaid practice, any private practice in this country. Alabama Medicaid is a good partner and Alabama Medicaid pays enough. I wish the reimbursements were higher, but they're fair.


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[Assistant] I think the dental establishment in Alabama was shocked at our success. I don't know if it scared them. I don't know if it was because it was new. Maybe they didn't think of it. Whatever the reason.


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[Assistant] No, it's nothing you need to concern yourself with. I don't think so at least. Shit. Hold on.


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[Assistant] So Ted, you're saying you're having a pretty significant toothache on the bottom left. When's the last time you saw a dentist? About ten years ago.


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[Assistant] I would advise that what we would do is, we'll, we'll do an upper denture. There's just not much of a way around it at this point.


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[Assistant] Here we actually make a number of different types of dentures, which is really complicated. We organize them based on a warranty that we give them. And my manager will run you through the details on them. From my perspective, my goal would be get the longest warranty you possibly can.


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[Assistant] With Aspen, you'll share financial rewards and benefits.


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[Assistant] Compensation for associate dentists includes an annual salary plus bonus opportunity that increases as key target levels are met.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world, bro. I feel like this is the first, like, hot podcast that I've done of the year in the sense that I'm sweating already.


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[Assistant] We were just talking about that cause I feel like you and I got very, very different body compositions because you out here in a hoodie, I'm out here in a motherfucking bathing suit and I'm still sweating and you just don't even give a shit. We're like formed from very different blood types I think.


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[Assistant] So that really is call, that really helps cool you down.


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[Assistant] Bro, I just don't even understand how the fuck you came up so fast over the course of like, it feels like it's been, let's just say less than a year.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's a crazy position for you to be in, because I definitely feel like you're one of the hottest rappers coming up right now, but you also got signed by clearly, like, the breakout rapper of the year, pretty much.


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[Assistant] How did, how did you actually form that? Let's just go straight to that. How did you meet the baby and how did he see the vision of what you had going on? Because I'll be honest, I've seen your shit and I definitely thought you were dope, but then he's seen your shit and he actually like went fully like, alright, we're going into business, let's do this shit. Which to me is like, that's a real sign that he really knew what the fuck was going on right there.


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[Assistant] And that's like, that means that you're a real one in a million type situation though, because like dudes do features all the time and you never, you never like meet a dude through doing a feature and then actually fuck with him. That is such a rare thing.


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[Assistant] Really? What do you think people thought about him? They were like, you ain't even really like came up yet, so why are you trying to get somebody else under you?


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[Assistant] And it's because, in a weird way, you guys have like contrasting styles, like he has like, I'm terrible at describing flows, but his flow is very like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And you got that, uh, uh, like the, there's like a very different way that you guys come on the track together that is like,


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[Assistant] It goes well together because he could have the track being laced up, but then you come on and it's like a different level of energy.


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[Assistant] Right, but you might not write, but you guys both say shit that is fucking smart and interesting and funny. Like every song I heard from either one of you, I just, there's been at least like a couple bars that just stood out to me as like funny or just stand, just stand out or just the way you say it just happens to like.


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[Assistant] Exactly. I mean like, what are your main bars that you always have people call the Apapa Park?


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[Assistant] That has got to be the one that quote the most at you, right?


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[Assistant] Y'all? Well, you have a period where you're fucking with me too much?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's what dudes always say, dudes are always saying like, oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cause in those two bars you like basically just like describe what that drug is good for. So it's like a full on endorsement.


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[Assistant] He got that line, do you relate to that line where he said, uh, anybody who, who said that they found me, I was already lit when they found me? I forget exactly what he says.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause like, you guys came in the store, uh, maybe a couple months ago, and Riley Reid was there, the porn star girl.


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[Assistant] And I was like, yeah, he's the baby. I'm like, he's like one of the hottest rappers out right now. And then he just like, before he was even ready to take any recognition, he was like, this is Stunner from Vegas. He's the hottest rapper out right now. Like he was just...


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[Assistant] He wasn't really trying to lap up all the attention right there. He's like, no, we're going to put it on him too. Like I was like, that's a real one right there because he could have very easily, a lot of rappers in that situation would just be like, yeah, let me, let me soak all this attention up and not even pay attention to my homie.


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[Assistant] Damn, is it crazy like that? Is the amount of pussy that you guys are getting exposed to right now just like, ludicrous?


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[Assistant] Even just a tiny percentage of what's available to you while you're on tour is like you could potentially spend all your time working on that project. Exactly. And forget about music. Forget about giving a fuck about anything else.


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[Assistant] What is Tora like when you guys are out there on the road? Because I've seen some crazy videos of you guys like in Delaware, like random ass locations that I would not-


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[Assistant] And you guys are playing like clubs that are not normally the type of place that have that kind of energy. And then they got like mosh pits going on.


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[Assistant] In rap, a lot of people don't even pay any attention or any effort into like trying to stand out or trying to keep the energy going. But then-


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[Assistant] But, okay, when's the last time you felt broke? When's the last time you were like looking at your financial situation and you were like, damn.


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[Assistant] That's the crazy shit about when you see rappers come up together is that there's always a moment where they realize like, oh shit, we can't do the same tours because we could go get more money doing our own thing.


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[Assistant] I know, cause that is crazy to think about, is that in rap, it's like pretty normal. There's a lot of big rappers that we can think of who sign artists and then basically are like, alright, it's on you. Like, figure shit out.


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[Assistant] But way bigger rappers too. Cause I mean we look at the baby like, oh that's one of the biggest rappers to come out this year, but six months ago that wasn't obvious.


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[Assistant] I did my fucking double XL cover prediction video like four months ago and it's crazy how much rap changes in a short period of time because you already have to put baby, possibly you,


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[Assistant] Megan Thee Stallion, I feel like you probably got it next year. I feel like they're gonna give it to him this year and they're gonna give it to you next year. Megan Thee Stallion, Lil Nas X. Already, so my list that I, my guess at it is already all fucked up. In like, four or five months.


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[Assistant] I have these conversations man, where I'm like, you know, I don't think, I don't see the baby's shit slowing down anytime soon because I think that he's smart enough.


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[Assistant] He's like, he's good at this shit, he's funny, he's charismatic, he's real, and he's smart enough that he's gonna be able to move with the punches and be able to change his shit up, do what he needs to do. I feel like you're kinda in the same box where it's like you guys both just got like, you guys are smart enough to move with this shit accordingly.


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[Assistant] That's how you guys think of it, huh? Is that, like, you gotta just have that constant flow of just YouTube heat.


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[Assistant] Cause the videos is like a big thing with you guys where the videos always gotta be funny and just on point and just interesting, just cool. Just like, you know, I feel like, and that's a weird thing too, is that you guys aren't young ass kids, but I feel like the music appeals to the young ass kids too, because it's very high energy.


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[Assistant] It feels fun. It feels like I've seen videos of young ass kids tweaking out about y'all music.


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[Assistant] It's funny cause I went to like earlier in this year, I went to a Blueface show that was like 21 plus and then we did a Blueface show and it was all ages.


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[Assistant] And it was so crazy how different that shit was because there was like, you know, there's like a row of like 14 year old little kids that are all like dressed super nice and shit and they're all just fucking raging out at the front of the stage. Like it's so different when you see those two different categories, whereas like the 21 plus show people drinking, grinding on each other, people looking like they're about to fuck in the club.


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[Assistant] You're the only reason for that show happening that night where it's like the club is going either way and you're just an artist that's coming to perform at the club and it's like...


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[Assistant] Let me ask you that. Is it just you guys, or do you feel like the Carolinas are having a wave right now?


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[Assistant] Or the other hot dudes from the Carolinas right now. AKA you guys.


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[Assistant] Like, nobody's gonna get poppin' by trying to be like you guys, but a little bit better, a little bit cooler. It's not gonna work.


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[Assistant] Okay. Nah, he's good though. I was fucking with that video you put out. Uhm, when you were growing up, was there anybody in the Carolinas that you were looking at like, oh, that's a person that came up from out of here? Cause like, who do you really think that came up out of that area? J. Cole? Charlamagne?


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[Assistant] You didn't? Monk's Corner. I read his book, so I remember that. Black Privilege. Black Privilege in stores now.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a lid that he knew who you was, cause I seen a clip of him where he didn't know who Teke was, and that was like six months ago. I was like, how the fuck does this dude not know who Teke is?


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[Assistant] We took the best one, that was hard, the song we did. I heard all the other ones, that was the one that we liked the most. Shout out to Taz Taylor and his boys, they did like 40 different versions of the beat to end up with that one.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you this, do you feel like when you got with the baby that it made your shit hotter? Like, did he put you on, like, just how to make your music better, how to do the thing that you were doing before better, or do you feel like you were already, like, ready to go?


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[Assistant] How'd you feel when you saw the video from the Louis Vuitton store? I know you wish you were there.


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[Assistant] He handled that situation. But it's like that for you guys now, where it's like maybe you guys could have moved around sorta, sorta semi-normal like three, four months ago, but now you guys gotta be serious wherever you go, right?


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[Assistant] That's like more, more people that might be trying to pick a fight out there, I feel like. Did you have a sit?


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[Assistant] Yeah. No, that's true. Like where you're from is like where you-


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got like the strongest like support base, like where you, where you actually are from. Like I can see that too, like I'm from fucking New Hampshire, and whenever I talk to anybody from New Hampshire, they're just like, we can't believe that you made it up out of here. You know?


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[Assistant] So did you have a situation outside the club where I seen somebody was trying to claim that they got one over on you recently and then I seen you went on Instagram and basically were like nah, nothing happened.


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[Assistant] Was there a close call? Any kind of situation? Somebody tried to run up on you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I mean people post videos of pretty much nothing happening all the time, so if anything really happened...


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[Assistant] Do you feel like, it's kinda odd that it feels like some of this like negative energy follows the baby and you, despite the fact that you guys seem really, really positive.


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[Assistant] But it feels like there's been a bunch of incidents where people tried to, tried to do something. What is that? You guys just came up too fast?


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[Assistant] It's like kind of all of a sudden you're in like the high profile situation that you're a target. Like if somebody wants to try to make a name for themselves, like all of a sudden you're just, you're an opportunity for them. And it's like, you guys, but have you guys,


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[Assistant] Always just kind of came with that mentality, because you're saying that you guys were moving the same three or four months ago. It's like you, you knew that you had to protect yourself and you had to move the right way because even before you got really popping off, it was still, you know, risky situations.


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[Assistant] Just for, like, he could get God just cause he's with me.


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[Assistant] But somebody could do something to him just to try to make a statement to you, like, oh, maybe I couldn't get to you, but I got him.


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[Assistant] But it's like, you know, what's you in that situation? It's like a high profile. It's like, like you're talking about my employee. Like, I mean, somebody, I mean,


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[Assistant] When you look back at the stuff that you were doing when you were a teenager and shit, are you like, holy fuck.


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[Assistant] I made it out. Like I could have easily got arrested. I could easily be doing 10, 20 years right now.


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[Assistant] And now is your moment. Now is your opportunity. Now is where like, you know, that's, that's, that's crazy. That's actually kind of deep to think about.


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[Assistant] Man, I spent, I got in a car accident at Rocky Mount. And I was fucked up.


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[Assistant] In the hotel, like with my homie, like we got in a car accident because it snowed.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I was on the highway and then we got fuckin' towed off of the highway because we got in this crazy ass car accident at like 3 in the morning and fucked his fuckin' mom's car up when I was like 19 and then we just had to, we took a bus back home to...


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[Assistant] It hit like an 18 wheeler from behind. Terrible. That's my main North Carolina experience.


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[Assistant] The berry. I'm ready to go with the berry. When I first heard you say Salisbury, I thought you were about to say something about like, Salisbury steak.


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[Assistant] How you like your steak? Have you made it that far into this rich life here?


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[Assistant] So you get, you'll get a steak just because you know that's supposed to be some rich shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right, the McDonald's is always one of the junkies' fucking congregates.


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[Assistant] I used to live in Long Beach and we were right next to the donut shop and there was like two dudes who sold crack that lived next door to us and the donut shop was like the waiting area for the crack shop. So they would just be walking back and forth selling crack all day. These were our next door neighbors.


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[Assistant] You walk outside at like 10 in the morning, there's just junkies just roaming around all in our front yard. Cops come in, arrest those dudes, boom, never saw any again. Crazy. Fix the whole neighborhood up by arresting two dudes.


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[Assistant] What do you got planned? What's coming up for you? Start smoking this massive blunt.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's the weed pen, actually. It looks like a blunt, but you pull that little piece of plastic out of the top, and then you pull that other piece off on the end. This is a real blunt with Keith all over the outside.


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[Assistant] But that one's a weed pen I gave you by accident. Anybody want a weed pen?


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[Assistant] I feel like you're, you're in a rare position right now too because you're one of the dudes that dudes come to when they need a feature right now.


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[Assistant] Cause they know you got that energy, they know you can power the track up. They're trying to get you to pop a perk on their song.


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[Assistant] You ran off 100k in features before you signed. I can imagine it.


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[Assistant] How much does somebody got to offer you to get your, your attention at this point with a feature?


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[Assistant] Tim Dans will get your attention. If it's Justin Bieber, they gotta do 20.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's the one who got a, he got, he got activist banned. Justin Bieber. That's what they say.


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[Assistant] Not really. I feel like we'd hear about it more if you guys were like doing drugs all the time.


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[Assistant] I just met a doctor the other day and I was, I was thinking about that. I'm like, I gotta figure out at what point I'm gonna ask this dude, uh, for prescription.


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[Assistant] Who's the worst influence? Are you influencing the baby to behave worse or is he influencing you to behave worse?


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[Assistant] Anybody you wanna shout out? Anything we gotta say before we wrap this up and go smoke more weed?


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[Assistant] A year ago, you probably wouldn't have believed that if somebody was like, yeah, you have like offset just fucking with you like that.


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[Assistant] Those dudes are like low-key A&Rs cause they, I realize that at one point is that Migos like know about all the hot music coming up out of LA, out of wherever. They just don't be like shouting everybody out and exposing everybody because they're, you know.


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[Assistant] Rollin' blunts just like that, you don't even gotta roll it. I seen you with that machine last night, you were tripped out.


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[Assistant] For the people out there that don't know, like, ever since I've known Pump, well not ever since I've known Pump, but like Pump and them got this little roller thing, a lot of people probably know about it.


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[Assistant] I don't know where he is right now, but like, that's his like, engineer, like, producer that he works with, CB. And like, they've been using that thing and they always will have these giant ass blunts and I realize at some point like, oh, they're not rolling those, they just got the little machine that they put it in and it-


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[Assistant] Oh shit. Alright. Well hey, Stun for Vegas, I'm glad we got to do this.


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[Assistant] No jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Stunner for Vegas.


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[Assistant] Bust a left, I got drunk then took a right. I'm so high, you fuck with me, I'll take your life. Hey, then take your life, bring you back to fuck her twice. Hey, I'm in a cut. Oh, yeaah, she wanna fuck.


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[Assistant] I feel like a wizard, so you know they burn me at the stock. That's just how they feelin'. Pull up on them, shoot them with the Glock. I need time like TikTok. She on my dick, bitch, get off. R. Kelly when they get pissed on, new flow.


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[Assistant] If you want it, we got it. To start with the pop shit. Run up on me, get pop quick. Sippin' Frank, uh, uh. That was fast.


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[Assistant] Full send, yeah. Yeah, full send just got bigger than us. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, it's just, uhm, it's like a jackass kind of like stunt show. Oh really? Low budget as fuck, like just a bunch of country kids. What kind of stuff are you doing? Jumping cars, getting lit on fire.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's a big compliment, thanks. I definitely watch the show of all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Fuckin' hope not, I thought it was that. I was like, how many kids are gonna pack chews now?


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[Assistant] Don't say that. It doesn't taste that bad. If you're out there don't pack juice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you'll get one, but I don't anymore. But yeah, it's actually, I remember my first time doing it. I came with my like throw up. It's so gnarly. That's why I swam.


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[Assistant] 100%. It takes, it's your life, it's your life for sure. Yeaah. So personal.


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[Assistant] Banks is just, uh, Banks the homie. He just fuckin' be connected. Well it came out there for a week, like a year ago or something like that.


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[Assistant] That's a problem with management in general. It's just like you spend your time, your money and your skills to like blow someone up. And then the second they're big, they just want to get out. So it's just a weird relationship. Like either way.


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[Assistant] Like, if you have a fan base for one thing, you can't add, you can't change it. So like, we only did the pranks, and then we started incorporating more personality in the vlog. And then, uh, I don't know, we just, people hated it a bit, but just kept doing it, and now it's, people love it. I couldn't see it another way. Yeah. And now I feel like we just


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[Assistant] Yesterday he said, he's like, and like 10 people have told us, look at this verify.


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[Assistant] Ridiculously tall. Huge. Like, I would be like, I could probably eat those girls up fucking standing up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think when we were sleeping once they put a tile in my ass and now they're just tracking me down.


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[Assistant] I think it's our image thing too, like fans and people think that we're just like these drunk idiots, but like they have no idea that we're like...


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[Assistant] Should we just stay and have some beers with the boys? Yeaah. Maybe. Banks doesn't- Banks can't go.


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[Assistant] I want to know if men were black or white, or both.


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[Assistant] Hey Optimus, been a little too easy so far, you know?


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[Assistant] By the way, Taylor Swift tickets are very expensive. How much are those?


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[Assistant] You gotta accept what's gonna come with it because the last guy did it and they was on him. So at the end of the day, I can't be two-faced and be like, you know what? It's cool that he gonna do it cause he want to use it for motivation for the year. Nah, I think what comes to the point is sometimes, and this is why I want to play people, like, and just bear with me here.


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[Assistant] That, that comes off as, I don't know if I'm comfortable enough to go out the first game. Because I feel like if he was comfortable, and he was ready to go.


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[Assistant] This, this says to me, it's a little frustrating because it's like, well, in the back of my mind, I don't know if I'm ready to play ball the way I want to. The insecurity piece. And so it's like, alright, well I gotta fire back a little bit, but if he was, if he would have played


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[Assistant] When, when you get an athlete, uhm, and I'm not gonna say that Deshaun is on the same level as him, but when LeBron left Cleveland, everyone loved him. Uhm, and his skill was unquestioned, right?


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[Assistant] He did the, uh, you know, the whole thing, you know, the decision thing, and everybody flipped. Everybody flipped everywhere. LeBron, for a while,


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[Assistant] When you getting over something, that's the last thing to go. And then you come to terms with it, okay, this is who I am moving forward. How was he?


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[Assistant] In his personality, what change did you see after the decision?


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[Assistant] Don't bury stuff, right? Cause when you bury it at the most inopportune times, your emotions will make you take an L. And your emotions are undefeated. Have you seen somebody, like I'm not gonna lie, I talk a lot of crap about my, my, my divorce. But there was a time when I was just driving around and it was raining real hard.


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[Assistant] That wasn't even crazy. No. It was, he said, yo, he made some great throws. He did his thing, but it just comes out like, ah! It's been a million worse tweets about


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[Assistant] We're building up steam back here. So now when the Conservatives get in office, they're ready to go. When you talked about Baker, people thought he was the guy. I believe that there is 30.


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[Assistant] Uhm, 35% of the people that still are sympathetic to Baker's plight. Not sympathetic. I'm talking about think he can come in here.


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[Assistant] But if Deshaun Watson is over here, now he is the antithesis of what they like. So now Deshaun Watson has to prove to them through mental gymnastics or whatever the case may be. No, great play. So people, people in that 25% will say if he doesn't go to the FC Championship game, it's a bust. Yea, no, it's great play.


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[Assistant] But if you ask them, what would it take for them to get on board with Deshaun Watson being a franchise quarterback, they would even, they would say something along the lines of something that is very difficult to do. Super Bowl this year, MVP or AFC champion.


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[Assistant] That's correct. Here's what I'm, what I'm speaking to is this. You asked why people be over these polarized areas.


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[Assistant] When you get to one side, right? And they don't want to hear nothing bad about it. Because when you say Baker went to the playoff, we liked, we loved him, he was the best since we had.


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[Assistant] In someone's mind who is in another trench and in another section, they're saying, you're moving the goalposts. Cause all I heard for four years was that was good enough. So you're telling me if Deshaun Watson wins two playoff games and don't make it to the Super Bowl, which is further than we've ever been in our lives, that's not good enough? No, that is good enough. Okay, well that's what I'm doing.


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[Assistant] But at the end of the day, you can't tell me that Deshaun Watson is comfortable because he wouldn't have tweeted that. He's saying to you, look, I'm going to do whatever the coach is going to say. Tell me to do play, win and play.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't feel the salary comes into play because you salary, I could go to any fortune 500 company, right? And I could go by and say that person works harder. That person is the smartest person in the room. That person's a great, but they don't have a discernible scoreboard. But who gets paid to who get paid the most money?


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[Assistant] What do you have? Uhm, I think I got a little bit along the same lines.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Did I say he'd get 35 yards on the ground too? You said specifically 36. 36, okay, 36 yards on the ground. Uh, here's why this is, I look at all of it. First of all, because I like football.