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[Assistant] He'll never be found. We're going to find him! Ted? Yeah, you gotta hide again.


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[Assistant] Every year, and uh, and people get really, really excited, uhm, and, and sometimes we give the audience 12 days, you know, like, you'll come back for 12 days, and uhm, and so they, they freak out, and sometimes we wait for people to get tickets, cause people, that's, that's the ticket people want, like everybody wants to go to that show.


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[Assistant] The way it all came together was kinda wild, right? We all got picked out, plucked out of different things and then, uh,


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[Assistant] It's been great. It's been, it's been totally Cleveland. It has been, uh, honest opinions, honest takes, and I don't think you can get anywhere else. It's just been, it's been a great run. It's been a great run. What you got? It's been great. It's been unique, Jason. I wasn't here for the start. Yeah, you weren't.


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[Assistant] Uh, a lot of people that, that love the show, right? And they, I can tell you the number of times I've gone to the grocery store.


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[Assistant] People just stop me like we love y'all on that show, right? Because they feel like and I ask in the gym to tell you why they like because you give honest takes about what's really happening.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's still going. Yeah. You are wrong. It's going.


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[Assistant] That's the replica, you t-shirts, helmet, you can do a bunch of things with this thing. The mother thing, we can't do that with it.


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[Assistant] They're killing us. I want you guys at some point here, you start talking about this third hour reminder or something. The coolest thing, I'm off key here, but the coolest thing I've ever seen is sports.


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[Assistant] Uh, go to a Michigan State football game and whenever they get a first down, they've got the whole stadium has a chant, right? I'm not going to ruin it for you, but it's unbelievable. And I'm like, everybody in here is saying that.


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[Assistant] Hey Joe, here's a question. We were having a debate earlier about the dog pound here in Cleveland. What are your thoughts? What do you remember about the dog pound?


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[Assistant] Can you guess where I am now? I'm at our new place. I'm sitting here in the garden to our new house and it still feels unbelievable.


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[Assistant] I'm sitting here looking out and I still can't understand that we actually live here now. But yeaah, now we are here.


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[Assistant] And uhm, as you might understand, these two weeks we have spent moving. And uhm, we decided to just take these two weeks off from everything. I have not been active on any social platform, and that's because I really wanted to focus on moving in and getting everything ready, so...


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[Assistant] Now I'm just gonna sit down here and uh, share a little bit about what we have done these two weeks. So.


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[Assistant] We got the keys to the house on May 13th in the evening. During the day we was to the city to write the papers and and then the previous owners was gonna leave the house in the evening on Monday, May 13th.


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[Assistant] And wow, that day was so exciting. So around 9 in the evening I got a text from the previous owner, uh, and she told us that they had now left with their cars.


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[Assistant] And the house was now ours. So me and Johan, we just packed some things in the car and we're driving up to our house for the very first time. We just got the keys.


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[Assistant] So this is the first time we're gonna go to the house when we are the owners.


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[Assistant] And it was one of the previous owners that had drove back with one of the cars. And she told us that a tire on the other car had fell off from the car in the middle of the road as they were driving. And you know, they...


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[Assistant] They didn't know how to do because their boat cars were filled with stuff. I mean that moment was so weird because we were just about to go into the house and it felt like overwhelming, like too good to be true and then


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[Assistant] You know, I can't even describe. So that first evening, it was quite late, so we didn't have so much time to do anything, but, uh, we carried in our kitchen table, you know, the old recycled wood table that we bought, uh, some months ago, uhm, and we, you know,


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[Assistant] And uhm, then we went back to our old house to sleep so we could wake up early next morning and start with some renovations.


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[Assistant] So the first thing that we wanted to do in the house was to change electricity, because the electricity was really old in the house, and Johan is an electrician, so he could start working with that immediately.


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[Assistant] Luckily, my mother was there with us the whole first week and helped us with renovations. She was focusing mostly on the kitchen and we were not even planning to paint the kitchen.


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[Assistant] And then we put out the plastic mat in the bedroom. Uhm, because you know, it's a really old house and I love to keep


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[Assistant] Old houses the way they were, you know, I don't like to have plastic mats and so we took out the plastic mat because under it, it should be, uh,


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[Assistant] All, I can't even describe, but, but it all ended up for us needing to buy a new wooden floor to put over.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that took like two, three days to fix with everything with that. Uh, but Johan and my mom was focusing on putting the floor in the bedroom. And meanwhile I continued to paint the walls. And it smelled so good in the house because it's the same with the paint. We wanted to use, you know, old paint that is, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, good for the environment, not the plastic, uh, toxic paint on the walls. Uhm, I don't even know what you say. Linnoljefärg, you say in Swedish. But yeaah, it smells so clean in the house when some of the walls were painted.


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[Assistant] And I mean, maybe it was not that important to paint the walls and fix all these things, but...


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[Assistant] In some way it just felt so good to, to give the house our feeling, our touch on it, before we moved in. And uhm, I'm really thankful for that first week, because we got so much done. It was wonderful.


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[Assistant] Even though the first week was so intense with all the renovations and all the work from morning to night, it also felt like a big, never-ending party.


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[Assistant] Because every day we got a lot of visitors like family and friends and neighbors that wanted to come and see the house that we bought and you know to congratulate us for the house and everything and it was...


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[Assistant] And, uh, wow, it was so beautiful to see, you know, the happiness in their eyes when we show them around.


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[Assistant] Uhm, after some days, when we had time, we planted, ehm, it was a... Fläderbuske.


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[Assistant] And something that we have been talking about for so long is a bed, because we haven't had a bed.


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[Assistant] And of course, when we moved in, also our dog and our two cats moved in as well.


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[Assistant] And I thought that it would be a little bit of a problem, because I thought I would...


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[Assistant] He seemed to love this place from the first second, but Nayeli, the grey cat, she walked back home to her old house a couple of times. But now she knows that she lives here, so...


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[Assistant] It all went fine with the animals and I'm really happy that they seem to love it so much. They don't seem stressed or confused or anything. Everything is just fine with them. They actually seem to be more calm here than in the other house.


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[Assistant] Which is understandable because I'm much more calmer here as well. And so the other week, that's when we started to move in with all our things. Uh, and uh, wow. After the renovations, I almost felt like, wow, now we are done moving. But then we had all the moving left. I mean, we hadn't even...


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[Assistant] So I guess the other week was a little bit tougher because, you know, moving a lot of stuff and carry heavy things, eh, it was a bit hard and Yuan was a little bit hurt in his back and


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[Assistant] Now, as we get time, we're gonna, you know, move in even more, and...


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[Assistant] I guess that's the fun part, to, you know, pick up things and put them in the right place, it's...


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[Assistant] That's just wonderful, but, but carrying heavy things is not so wonderful. And the end of the last week we got a carpenter here, because we needed some help with the old barn. You know, this homestead is pretty old and


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[Assistant] You know, to keep them standing for many years to come, they really need some love and care and the barn...


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[Assistant] It was really urgent because it could basically fall any second. One of the walls were like falling out.


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[Assistant] So we knew that it's very urgent to fix it, otherwise the old barn could just fall down and it would be a lot of work to build it up again. So a carpenter from the village nearby in Myckeljönkö, his name is Mats Vebjörn, we always use him when we need to fix something that we can do ourselves.


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[Assistant] And it looks so beautiful now. The wall is straight again and it's all, you know, steady. You can walk in there without being scared. And that felt like a big stone fell off our shoulders because


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[Assistant] We're gonna have the smithy in the barn, uh, soon enough when that's done. If the barn would have fell, it would have been such a big project to fix it. Uh, so that was the most important thing to do, so...


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[Assistant] So now today it's all fixed and the barn looks amazing and hopefully it will stand for many, many, many years to come.


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[Assistant] You know, both me and Johan are really interested in old buildings and old stuff, and you know, to take care of it, to bring it to life again. That's how I feel with this place, I really want to...


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[Assistant] As we get more time. So now it's Monday, and we have been here for exactly two weeks now. And we still have a lot to do. As I said, we still have half the house left to move, kind of.


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[Assistant] So this little cottage is just the perfect size for my office and studio. It's a little bit bigger than the old


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[Assistant] But, meanwhile, we're gonna continue to have the smithy in the old house. So, I mean, it's close to go there. But, uhm...


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[Assistant] But of course now when we are here, it feels like we don't wanna leave this place, we don't wanna go back to the old, we wanna be here because it's just...


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[Assistant] So much at home here. I felt that immediately. Even before I moved here, I felt at home at this place. It's something with the...


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[Assistant] Floors, it's big wooden floors and the windows.


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[Assistant] It feels like you are in heaven, because it's so bright and beautiful and...


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[Assistant] I feel so at home here that I can't even describe in words. And to know that my ancestors lived here for almost 400 years ago, it gives a deeper connection to this place.


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[Assistant] You know, when I have walked around in the house, now these last days, and when I walk around in the garden, I get shivers on my body, like, many, many times. It's shivers in a good way, you know, when the hair stands up on your arms, it's like,


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[Assistant] It's because it's so beautiful, and it touches me so deeply that I get shivers. And I'm not joking. I mean, it's true. I go into...


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[Assistant] And that's- I never felt anything like that before.


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[Assistant] And, and I like to imagine that maybe my ancestors are walking around here and they are like doing like this because they are so happy that we are here. Because I feel like it's meant to be.


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[Assistant] I see Grunchan from a whole new perspective. It feels like I get...


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[Assistant] Here I see so many old trees and pines that it feels like there are old spirits, you know, taking care of us. And we're just surrounded by forest and...


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[Assistant] There are forests as long as the eyes can see behind us, and I think that's such a beautiful feeling. And then, in front of the house, we have the lake.


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[Assistant] I feel like I could talk about this forever. How happy I am to be here and how much I love this place. And uhm, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Stuff is packed up from the boxes. Then I'm gonna do a little house tour. A video to show you all the rooms and tell you a little bit about the house and everything.


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[Assistant] Since life is getting back to, to normal again now, it's, you know, getting more time for work again. I will continue to do videos and I hope you enjoy this video and that you like the beautiful place we have now.


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[Assistant] Thank you so much for watching, and take care everyone, and I see you soon again. Mwah! Lots of love to you. Bye bye!


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're going to start with the NFL schedule release, which is slated for tomorrow. So we're going to play a little prediction game in a sec with how many primetime games you think the Browns will and should get. Talk about the games that have already been released and as always,


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[Assistant] When we talk Browns, it's brought to us by Lincoln Electric, our dear, dear friends in the electrical manufacturing and welding fields. They are hiring for great jobs all across the board. Check them out today at Lincoln Electric.


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[Assistant] I don't like the fact it's week 17. I'm sorry, I don't. It's not week 17, is it? Yeaah. It says week 17 on the ad.


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[Assistant] They don't do that. They might not show everything that late in the season.


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[Assistant] Don't you think if, let's say these two teams are two of the best teams, and you know they're on a collision course in the playoffs. Week 17 is still late in the season.


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[Assistant] Now maybe if it's 12 and 4 and 13 and 3 at that point and home field is up in the cards, then yea, it can pan out that way. But you could also look at it on the other side and say, eh, we're not going to show everything because we're on a collision course.


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[Assistant] We'll start with this question for the panel. How many games do you think the Browns will get in primetime in the 2023 season?


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[Assistant] Real quick on G's, uh, schedule leak. I did see one going around that had a lot of traction yesterday. It is totally fake. Look, it said they were playing the Phoenix Cardinals, not the Arizona Cardinals. So that was your first dead giveaway for the, I think 400 people I saw that retweeted it. It is totally fake. Don't believe any of that. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] His best season ever, statistically speaking was the 2020 season.


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[Assistant] He played 16 games, and that was still when it was a 16 game schedule. That was before it went to 17.


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[Assistant] The Texans went 4-12. He threw for 5,000 yards, right? Very close. He had a 70% completion percentage. He threw for 4,823 yards, 33 touchdowns, 7 interceptions, and on the ground he added, uh, 20-20, he added 444 rushing yards and 3 touchdowns.


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[Assistant] With those numbers, they went four and twelve, a lot of those were fourth quarter, they were down. Sure.


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[Assistant] So you say 30, 34. How many quarterbacks threw for 40 touchdowns last year? Zero. One. One. How many Patrick Mahomes? Mahomes was the only one no one else threw for more than 35. Who threw 35? Who threw 35? Burrow and Allen.


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[Assistant] So we all told us, how many games do you think they will get in prime time? Two. Before the show, Tyrus and BowBow said they should get none.


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[Assistant] The Ravens were a Sunday night football game. It was three last year. It was three. Late in the season, Sunday night football.


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[Assistant] We got to put a wrap on our schedule talk because we have a legendary guest about to join us in today.


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[Assistant] Oh, Lorraine County Community College. I forgot to see you. I apologize. Well listen, something I did not forget is wins in the illustrious career of our Hall of Fame guest joining us now, the GOAT of women's golf, maybe one of the GOATs in the history of sports in general, Anika Sorensen. How you doing today, Anika?


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[Assistant] Anika, I have a friend who works in the content department with the LPGA, so I texted her this morning and asked, hey, we have the goat on with us today, what do I have to ask her about? And she alerted me to the fact that you have


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[Assistant] Your own tournament now on the LPGA Tour, excuse me, called the Anika, the Anika.


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[Assistant] Name it Theonica or how did it come to the conclusion that we're just going to name it, you know, if she's the greatest woman's got forever, we're just going to call it Tournament Theonica.


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[Assistant] He was the only cab who made out of the first or second team. Jared Allen did receive some votes.


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[Assistant] Gee, and you mentioned Bam out of Bio as the focal point here. If Evan Mobley turns into Bam out of Bio, reaches that level,


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[Assistant] The Cavs have no assets to move is false. Okay. You can package, they don't have first round picks. That's already out the question. They traded those for Mitchell.


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[Assistant] But let me just say this, Kobe Altman finished second in the year executive of the year voting. When you are looked at around the league by your peers at that caliber.


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[Assistant] In my opinion, you have to be- Who was first? The guy at Sacramento. Which is weird, and gee, I'll get to you in one sec. Yeah, go ahead! When you, when you have- Go ahead! When you're regarded in that-


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[Assistant] And before we continue the conversation, it is lunch o'clock, aka 12, which means it's time to remind the world that calling


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[Assistant] Companies is having a golf championship, it's no longer calling racing, it's calling companies championship. See your favorite golf legends at calling companies championship, July 12th through the 16th at the famous Firestone Country Club.


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[Assistant] Once again Bull, it is family friendly fun all week long featuring a new fan zone, free attendance for kids and concerts every night. There is something for everyone. Check them out at callitgolf.com. You're right though, Rob Polinka probably should have won the award based on the moves for this season, especially at mid season.


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[Assistant] Uh, they may not be the most liked. Uh, before we move on to the guards, I want to remind everybody that you can see your favorite golf legends in the Collie Company's championship July 12th through the 16th.


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[Assistant] At the famous Firestone Country Club at his family. Friendly fun with events happening all week long, including a new fan zone experience, free attendance for kids and concerts every single night. Trust me, there is something for everyone. Learn more at collegegolf.com.


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[Assistant] It's okay, we're gonna talk Guardians in a sec. Uh, Shane Bieber had his best outing of the year yesterday and I heard a rumor from an inside source that the reason he pitched so well yesterday was he had two bill bars prior to his start. We saw that coming. Even though he makes a lot of money and is ready to get


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[Assistant] A new contract and cash in big time. He still uses promo code LOCKDOWN15 for 50% off. At Vilt Barber. In all seriousness.


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[Assistant] 153 is extremely low as opposed to in 2001, the Diamondbacks.


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[Assistant] They hit, and that's a team I thought immediately, like, hey, that's a team that didn't... Well, Luis Gonzalez hit 57 home runs that year. I'd forgotten how much he hit. And they had 211. So...


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[Assistant] They hit, uh, 162 home runs. That's the most recent example.


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[Assistant] They had Matt Kane, Tim Linticum and his Prime.


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[Assistant] These are the guys, by the way, on the Raze, and then we'll move on to the last two Browns topics. I'm going to read you the Raze players and their home run totals through 35 games, 36 games. He's awesome, yea. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, Mike. Uh, we got a poll coming up in one sec. I'll read you the results of what the YouTube chat is saying about the punk god, but do you guys think...


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[Assistant] He does land in a camp. Like do you think a team will take the risk? Because as we know, not every position is created equal. You put up with more distractions for a quarterback than you would a punter.


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[Assistant] He may be exonerated. Oh my God, if Deshaun Watson were a backup quarterback, he'd be out of the league. Yeah. So do you guys think that he will end up in a camp? I do.


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[Assistant] PCC Airfoils is a leading manufacturer in Northeast Ohio. All locations of PCC Airfoils in Eastlake, Mentor, Wycliffe, and Minerva are hiring for all positions starting at $18 and up. Plus, full benefit packages, paid time off, and a signing bonus you can apply.


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[Assistant] Online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. We asked the poll.


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[Assistant] Should any team who needs a punter consider signing the punter? And 86% said yes, absolutely. They should. So they're aligned with us. It sounds like you didn't do it.


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[Assistant] He, uh, he should be exonerated and if that's the case, absolutely should get another shot because he was the Ray Guy award winner and punting's a thing that does translate from college to pros. It's the same field, same football, or a little different football, but if you can kick a football, you can kick a football.


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[Assistant] Alright, the last browns topic we have to get to. There's been a rumor swirling around the interweb.


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[Assistant] The Atlanta Falcons might be interested in moving Cordaro Patterson. Who was there starting running back?


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[Assistant] They, it wouldn't be- He played all 17 last year. Oh, he did? Was that the first year he played every game? Uh, no, 2019 he played 16. Okay. But he played 12 in 2020 and 14 in 2021. It wouldn't be-


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[Assistant] No, I, I agree that he makes no sense as a full-time member of the Browns, Zeke Elliott. I do think Patterson brings a little different of a skillset, just as a human commodity, as a pro, as opposed to Jerome Ford, who could be that. We just haven't seen it. So.


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[Assistant] So I want to say one thing that I want to open the floor to Tyvis and then we can finish with some final thoughts here. But obviously yesterday was our one year anniversary show.


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[Assistant] Have as much fun as we do, we wouldn't enjoy what we do, we wouldn't-


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[Assistant] But I just want to say from all the UCSS family, director Steve, Anthony Earl, the guys out there, EP Steve who's sitting out in front. We, we love you guys. Seriously. You are the absolute best. We wouldn't want.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys. If I missed your name, it is not intentional. There's way too many. Uh, there's 200 members. I don't have all 200 memorized. I apologize. And even the non-members, we love you guys too. Uh, speaking of memberships, we're opening this to Tyvis. You know, you can't become a member. Steve, you don't need to pull those up.


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[Assistant] We are opening up a second text line that is not necessarily a back and forth just in case we're doing something special, promos, show updates. If you text the word show, we'll put this on the community page, we'll tweet it out. Text the word show to 216-435-1590. That is the word show.


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[Assistant] To 216-435-1950. It'll be a daily weekday morning message with the topics of the day. Almost kind of like the tweet, but if you're not on Twitter, this will be another way to get the topics of the day coming up. We'll send that out every morning.


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[Assistant] Uh, and just for the last time, seriously, we do love you guys. We appreciate you guys. You make our job fun, and we can't thank you enough for being part of the UCSS family.


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[Assistant] We thought we were going to have support and instead the city actually called.


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[Assistant] Our superintendent has been threatened, issued a warning, a criminal trespass warning. The police have actually blocked our entrance.


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[Assistant] It is a concerted effort to shut down development of a property they do not want in their neighborhood.


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[Assistant] What is up people? I am in for Adam the Bull today. He is, he has great news about his wife on the medical side. I don't want to spill it. I'll wait for Adam to get back to tell it, but he is not here because he is.


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[Assistant] Taking care of some family business, but I promise you it is good news. Very, very good news. And we have a legendary guest coming up in literally 60 seconds. So we're going to skip the introductions. You know, G. Bush, you know, Jason, we got to get both better the day before we bring on Mark Price. But Anthony, who is our better the day brought to us by?


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[Assistant] One on one yesterday, he is up 10 games on his baseball bets this year. If you want to make money on betting baseball, bet with Bull, he's taking the raise on the money line against the Yankees in New York City. Always a risky bet, but Bull, when you win at the rate he's winning at, you ride with Bull. And when you need to make a shot,


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[Assistant] At least when the Cavs needed to make a shot back in the 90s, they called on this guy.


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[Assistant] Legendary point guard, Mark Price, former Cavalier. Mark, thanks for joining us this morning. How you doing today, sir?


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[Assistant] We are. We are. And thank you for coming on. You've been our White Whale guest for a year now, and it is an honor to have you joining the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. I know Jason wants to ask about shooting prowess and different eras of basketball, so I'll go in a different route and save that.


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[Assistant] For Jason but Mark, it was a disappointing end to the Cavs season this year in totality when you look back at the 82 games of the regular season and how it ended against the Knicks. Did you expect more from the squad come playoff time?


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[Assistant] Mark, in your career, you averaged 5.3 3-point attempts per game, which was, you know, in the top 10% of your era.


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[Assistant] Mark, I was gonna ask a different question, but you just said something I have to follow up on. If you could run a pick and roll with any player in today's NBA to create the most deadly version of a Mark Price and player X pick and roll, which big man are you choosing to set that screen for you?


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[Assistant] And one more question from me, Mark. When you, uh, you know, on top of being an excellent sharpshooter, you were a phenomenal point guard in the traditional sense, too. You averaged over 10 assists a couple times, you know, between seven and nine for your entire career.


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[Assistant] When the game was on the line, and this kind of played into what we saw late with the Cavs this year, in the postseason especially, didn't look like they...


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[Assistant] Had that guy who wanted the ball in crunch time late who said, give me, give me the ball, I'll put the team, the offense on my back, I'll make it happen.


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[Assistant] Do you think they would have benefited from either Darius or Donovan?


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[Assistant] Being in more of a traditional point guard role to set up some offensive sets late in games against the Knicks when they were so heavily focused on making one of those two guys pass out of double teams and let one of the other three guys on the court beat them, uhm, just based on how you played and what you saw from your, your time doing that for, you know, over a decade in the NBA.


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[Assistant] Mark, we'll let you get out of here on this, but Brad Sellers is a co-host of ours. He's not here today, but he's on the show twice a week. I know you guys had some battles throughout your NBA times. Do you have a Brad Sellers story you can share with us before we let you go today?


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[Assistant] Well, Mark, we appreciate you taking some time to spend with us on the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show today. Best of luck with whatever you're doing in the future, and if you ever want to come back, the floor is yours, Mark. Appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Because Mark joined us at 1102, we didn't even tell you what was coming up on the rest of the show, so let's take a moment before we do Lincoln Electric.


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[Assistant] To preview what's coming up in the next 90 minutes, we have former Browns punter, Dave Zastido, who lives in Bay Village still. Yep. Didn't realize he was a local guy joining us at noon. We're going to talk schedule release, dream a nightmare, week one matchups, Donovan Mitchell, all NBA second team was he snubbed of the first team. The guardians offense continues to be absolutely putrid. We will talk about that and maybe have some fun at the end if, uh, if we have time, but Anthony, we're talking Browns and that means Lincoln electric is our sponsor.


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[Assistant] Before we release, 8pm tonight, we are starting to see some leaks come out.


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[Assistant] Uh, I initially had picked the dream matchup for week one in my opinion to be the Jets vs. Browns. We know that's not going to be the case now.


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[Assistant] Because the Jets are playing the Bills, I believe, in week one. Whatever it is, it's not the Browns. So we'll start with you, Jason. Your dream. Week one matchup for the Cleveland Browns.


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[Assistant] So I went in a little different direction than you guys, and I totally, I totally get the points you're making, but.


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[Assistant] We spend the whole off season speculating and thinking we know, we know things and hoping we get answers. Well, in week one, I actually want answers.


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[Assistant] And I don't want to play the best team on the schedule, but I don't also want to play the worst team because the worst teams are still alive in week one. They have the same record as everyone. They're not dead. I want to play the teams that are going to suck later in the year when they're fighting two tank to get that top pick, especially next year with guys like Caleb Williams and Drake May in the draft. So my dream week one matchup for the Browns would be at home.


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[Assistant] Can Jim Schwartz, Dalvin Tomlinson, Siaki Ika, Oboe, and the rest of this revamped defense stop the run? Well, what better test than maybe the most creative run offense in the entire league in Kyle Shanahan and the 49ers. And number two,


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[Assistant] What is this Kevin Stephanski offense going to look like with Deshaun Watson with a full offseason, a full year, no distractions, all his new weapons.


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[Assistant] And what better way to get an answer to that test than playing one of the best defenses in the league without their star defensive coordinator, D'Amico Ryan, because he's in Houston with the Texans. So they're going under a little coaching change. Their defense may not be as good in week one as it will be in week five, six, seven, eight later in the season when they get some continuity. So I want a real test.


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[Assistant] And I want real answers, but I don't want the hardest test yet. So with that, I want to see the 49ers in week one.


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[Assistant] I just want answers. We spent 6, 7, 8, 9 months speculating what we think could happen. What we think the offense is going to look like. How we think Tomlinson and these defensive tackles are going to show up in the wrong game. I don't want to speculate. I want proof. And as bad as the Cardinals may be, as horrid as the Colts may be,


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[Assistant] I just want answers. We've speculated long enough. I want to know is this team for real? And I know you're not going to get every answer in week one. You're not reading the final page of the book, but...


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[Assistant] I just wanna know, are we in for a season that we should be excited about for 17, 18 weeks or are we gonna...


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[Assistant] Essentially spend all that time hyping ourselves into it and then realize real quick, eh, that ain't what we wanted. On the flip side, what's your nightmare week one situation Jason?


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[Assistant] I think that's what you also picked too. We gave you a different one because- Well he picked two.


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[Assistant] Or maybe not the most reputable, but you have seen a couple of these on Twitter. Home versus Cincinnati is the week one opener. But gee why is this your nightmare?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I went out of the vision game for my nightmare and...


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[Assistant] No, I do want answers, but in a different way. My Nightmare Week 1 Matchup is on the road at Seattle.


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[Assistant] You have a brand new offense with Deshaun Watson leading the show. A full offseason, new receivers. There is no harder place to play.


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[Assistant] Then Seattle. They lead the league at the Qualcomm Stadium, whatever their 12th man is. They get more false start penalties against the opposing team than any team in the league. It is the loudest stadium in the league.


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[Assistant] And also their defense is really freaking good. They had a, uh, top 10 rated secondary last year. They finished eighth in the league with 25 takeaways, seventh in the league with sacks, and they just drafted the best cornerback in football with the fifth pick. Devin Weatherspoon to pair up with Talik Wolin, who was as good as any.


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[Assistant] Uh, rookie cornerback in the league last year, would have won rookie of the year if it wasn't for Sauce Gardner. And they added your boy Bobby Wagner back. So you talk about a ravenous crowd.


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[Assistant] A potentially rainy situation because I believe it rains in Seattle 99 out of 100 days, so it's probably going to be a rainy, wet football.


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[Assistant] A good team and they've also won five, uh, four straight, excuse me, home openers and four straight week one games. So, uh, Pete Carroll, whatever it takes in the off season, whatever his preparation schedule is, he has those guys ready to play in week one. They beat Russell Wilson, uh, in week one last year in that homecoming. I do not want to see the Browns traveling to Seattle in their home, in their week one matchup.


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[Assistant] That's genius. I mean, if the NFL will grant that, why doesn't every team kind of take it?


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[Assistant] It is what it is. Uh, we'll find out tonight who officially their week one opponent is. Like I said, there's a couple of leaks on Twitter right now that indicate it may or may not be the Bengals at home, which would certainly would be fun. It was Halloween last year, the home game on Monday Night Football against the Bengals.


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[Assistant] Two more things real quick, Anthony, do you want to do PCC now or at the end of the schedule talk?


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[Assistant] Alright, if you had to choose, and we'll find out tonight, would you guys rather have, and we'll start with G, we'll go Jason next, the first half of your schedule be the easier half or the second half? Would you rather get off in theory to a hot start?


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[Assistant] And have to fight your tougher opponents later or vice versa and kind of crawl out of a proverbial hole to then get into the playoffs with some easier teams later in the season.


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[Assistant] I'm right there with Jason. I think confidence is so big, especially when you have...


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[Assistant] First, first year quarterback. He was there last year, but not fully there. A new offensive scheme, I think we all agree. Whenever the offense looks like it's going to be drastically different than what we saw last year. And even though I want my dream week one scenarios, the 49ers to get those answers.


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[Assistant] I don't have to be the 49ers in like four or five quote unquote cupcake games to get them some confidence, to build that rapport, to get them rolling into the tougher games as opposed to having to start out with, you know, your, your 49ers, your Broncos who may be better this year, your division games. Cause I think all three teams in the AFC North outside of Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Boy, including Cleveland are gonna be good this year. That division's gonna be a bloodbath.


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[Assistant] If, I think we all agree, none of us want that to happen, but if it is, you know, I don't think we could blame Miles Garrett at that point for saying, hey,


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[Assistant] Send me someplace where I can win. I've been here. I put my dues in in Cleveland. I want a chance to play for a Super Bowl. And if they start off slow and they blow it up again, it looks like they're going to have to go through some sort of rebuild with a new coach and a new roster construction.


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[Assistant] I could see Chubb asking. I could see Garrett asking. I mean, Watson's locked in here with his contract. I can't imagine they'd move him. At least they have that centerpiece to build around with a different roster.


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[Assistant] It all works if you win a title. Yes. And you can live with it all if you have a Super Bowl to look back on and say, this was worth it because we have this. I'm holding the fantasy football trophy right there. If you don't have it.


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[Assistant] I see why bowl hates that shot by the way. Steve, I know there's no better way to do it, but now, now I totally get the slow zoom in. I don't know what to do with my hands, my head. I told you it's awful. It's a tough from that perspective back where Anthony's sitting now.


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[Assistant] Tyres do look awesome. I can't wait to plug them in. Hopefully by Monday we'll have the electrical setup configured to where we can plug those in. They light up red. It's going to look really cool. Back to the Sean Watson, Puerto Rico, no offensive lineman, big deal, no deal.


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[Assistant] I think Jason said it best, like Watson will find a way to take care of the big guys up front. You hear, you've heard in the past, and I'm not sure if Watson has done this, but quarterback, they bought their guys, they're off on something. Watches, suits, Rolexes, something like that.


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[Assistant] They don't have a spot in the seven-on-seven, quote-unquote, retreat in Puerto Rico. And I'm sure if Antonio or Wyatt Teller or Pochich was like, hey to Sean, I want to come down just for a trip to Puerto Rico.


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[Assistant] He's got the money. He could have added them to the trip. I'm sure it was asked and they declined. It's not like he's excluding them.


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[Assistant] By any means, and you see this happen a lot throughout the NFL where the quarterbacks take their playmakers. They get excused from voluntary camp to go work on their own things outside of the facility on these exotic retreats, resorts, wherever they go.


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[Assistant] And it does build chemistry and I do like the fact that Watson for the second year in a row has been proactive in trying to develop the chemistry off the field with his receivers, his tight ends, his backs to hopefully have that translate on the field. It's not exclusive. Watson is certainly not the only quarterback in the league doing this, but I'd rather have my guy be part of the group that is doing it.


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[Assistant] Then be one of the few that doesn't, and then you have to have that discussion of, oh, Deshaun Watson may not be taking his guys to Puerto Rico or the Bahamas this year. Is there beef inside? We don't have to deal with that anymore. Watson is on the right side of this argument and kudos to him for taking his guys to Puerto Rico. And if he wants to take us, hey Deshaun, we're available.


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[Assistant] Have you had a chance to speak with Deshaun at all on like whiteboard quarterback stuff, football stuff like that?


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[Assistant] Have you ever had that with a previous Browns? Is that something that they've ever, I don't wanna say allowed the media to do or helped you facilitate this setup?


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[Assistant] This would be awesome if they would. If they let you get on a whiteboard with Josh Dobbs. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] You should do that. Josh Dobbs is the s- I mean, we know the whole rocket scientist thing. I covered him in Tennessee. Like, the smartest dude ever, G, I know he said offensive lineman, the smartest guy, I promise you, Josh Dobbs. IQI's the smartest dude in that-


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[Assistant] And we're gonna go to Anthony in one sec, but we had Mark Price on earlier. To that exact point with basketball.


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[Assistant] You go with guys like Jason Capone and Kyle Corbett, like pure spot of three point shooters. They need a certain play.


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[Assistant] They're gonna come off a double screen, pin down, catch and shoot. That is what they do. If you need them to create, they are not the guys for you, and I think now, with this,


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[Assistant] Receiving core for the Browns. They have a lot more guys who can fit.


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[Assistant] You need guys who can improvise off the improviser, and I think that's what Tillman, I think that's what Elijah Moore, I think that's what those kind of receivers can bring to this offense that we didn't see last year.


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[Assistant] It is every Sunday, family friendly, family friendly fun for $10. Check them out at usfl.com. Uh, they only send us an ad every for week one, but it is the same thing going on for the rest of the season. Check them out. Check out boogie. Check out our friends with all the teams in the USFL. They're playing can and is awesome. $10. Check them out. Mike, thank you.


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[Assistant] They only sent us one. They didn't send us a guest on Monday, so sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It is what it is, but we do know we are joined now by one of the...


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[Assistant] Greatest punters in the greater Cuban area history is Dave's Acidil. Dave, how you doing?


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[Assistant] Based off that same line of thinking, Dave, according to Wikipedia and one other source, you hold two NFL records.


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[Assistant] That means the offense wasn't good in Arizona, frankly. So, do you take those records with a little grain of salt or you say, hey, I did my job, the rest of the offense eh, you guys kinda stunk.


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[Assistant] I got your high school stats here Dave in case anyone was wondering, but you threw for 2,264 yards.


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[Assistant] 806 as a senior, eight and two record as the starting quarterback. So more than, more than just a punter. Uh, Dave, my question though.


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[Assistant] Dave, you, uh, you played for three different NFL teams. I couldn't get the exact number of special teams coordinators you played for, but there were plenty. The Browns just signed Bubba Ventrone to come in and hopefully fix their special teams unit.


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[Assistant] How much of a difference can a new special teams coach make on the entire unit, the punting, the kicking, the return game, the, you know,


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[Assistant] Stopping the return. How much difference can a guy like Bubba Ventrone have on the team in year one as a new special teams coach?


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[Assistant] Dave, we got two more we'll let you add to here. This is something I've always been curious about and I understand that there are two.


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[Assistant] Different skill sets, but at the end of the day, it's both kicking football.


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[Assistant] Why don't we see any punter kicker combos in today's day and age? I know Pat McAfee I think might have been the last one to try it on the NFL level, but why is that an extinct creature in today's NFL?


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[Assistant] Josh, we'll get you out of here on this, Dave, but De'Quel Jackson is a friend of the program. He comes on every Friday. He's sat.


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[Assistant] In all three of these chairs, actually, I have a bottle of bourbon in my car for waiting, and I know you played with them for four years in Cleveland. De'Quel swears.


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[Assistant] That he considered the special teams guys part of the team. He did not exclude them. He said him and Phil Dawson were close. Do you have a Dequel store that we can bust his chops with on Friday? Don't hold back.


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[Assistant] It is harder to read that than any other read we've ever had on that sheet. That one is a tongue twister for real.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know what's not a lot? Guardian's Offense lately. It is...


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[Assistant] We are running out of adjectives to describe how poorly they have played through the first 37 games of the season now. They're 17 and 20. They got shut out by the Tigers yesterday. I did a bunch of stats.


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[Assistant] Jason, we talked about them last week when they beat the Twins in that series. Hey, this might be the turning point. They just got two or three from the first place team. They come back and they drop two or three at home to the Tigers. Did we jump the gun, get a little too excited a little too early about this team?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they're fine in the grand scheme of things right now because the AL Central's flat out putrid.


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[Assistant] Because base, there's so many different baseball stats. You could tell me these are too minute, too obscure, too wide, whatever. Here's what I know. The Tigers team ERA is 4.33. Heading into this weekend series, it was 4.33.


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[Assistant] Put it simply, that means they average giving up four and a third runs per game. The Cleveland Guardians scored four runs in three games.


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[Assistant] Against those Detroit Tigers. So you go into that series based on the averages.


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[Assistant] Theoretically speaking, they should have scored 12.9 runs, 13 runs. They scored four. They scored less than three games and the Tigers give up.


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[Assistant] On paper, throughout the first 27, uh, 35 games of the season, they do purr. We know they don't hit home runs. They have 19 home runs as a team. That is, by far, last five fewer than any other team. So if you're not gonna hit home runs, what did the Guardians do last year, G?


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[Assistant] They made contact, they got singles, they got doubles, they had an on-base percentage, they stole bases, they played small ball. And you can win like that in the regular season, at least. Well, to this point of the season, I'm not going to belabor the numbers because we know they're bad, but they are second to last in team batting average.


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[Assistant] They are last in on base percentage. They have a 297 on base percentage, by the way. Awful.


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[Assistant] Historically bad. They're last in slugging, they're second to last in total hits, and sometimes baseball, you have bad luck, you hit the ball hard.


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[Assistant] It gets caught, you hit it right at somebody. They have a 25.3 hard hit rate according to stack cast, that is dead last in the league. So they're not hitting the ball hard, they're not hitting the ball at all, and they're not hitting for power. And when you put that together, unless you have


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[Assistant] DeGrom at his prime, Nolan Ryan at his prime, Satchel Paige at his prime, Randy Johnson at his prime, and Martin Rivera as your closer, giving up.


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[Assistant] Late April and early May and say, hey, all the signs were there that this was a flawed team and it just didn't pan out.


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[Assistant] You're a veteran. You're no longer just a sophomore. You are officially in the category of we expect things from you.


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[Assistant] And their first round pick last year chased the Lauder at a JMU. He got hurt, but he's I think in maybe still high A ball, double A ball at most. So some of these guys in the minor league system, gee, you can fast track, but that doesn't mean they go from high A rookie ball to the majors in one year to help. Like it, it's just a longer progression for hitters.


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[Assistant] Baseball might be the hardest sport to draft in. Like the hit rate of dudes who...


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[Assistant] Our first round picks that make it as opposed to just random mid-round picks that make it, it varies so heavily.


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[Assistant] He looks so good in the AA highlights, I see. Now granted, he's going against AA hitters. He's AAA now, he's up in Columbus. His stuff is as good as Bybee, as good as Allen, as good as Battenfield have been. Gavin Williams' stuff, at least his stuff.


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[Assistant] Kind of mind boggling that they've had struggled on the other side because you look.


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[Assistant] 7-8 strike, I think, Bieber's 9 strikeout game on, what was that, Tuesday night when we went out to dinner?


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[Assistant] Was the most strikeouts I had all season. Two, three, and four. Battenfield, Allen, five. So.


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[Assistant] You guys can do whatever you want, I'm giving up on the third team. Just call him Domas. Domas, Domas the bonus, uh, son of...


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[Assistant] The others have voted. Arvides. Arvides, yes. Uh, Jason, I'll start with you. You don't, you don't, you don't have a vote. No, no.


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[Assistant] I know Joe Varden did and he voted Donovan Mitchell first team. The only other two ballots I know.


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[Assistant] Specifically, were Bill Simmons and Ryan Arcilla because they released it on their podcast. They both voted Mitchell first team.


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[Assistant] I'll say why they did it and what happened, but would you have put him?


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[Assistant] When we did this topic before the playoffs started, do we think Diamond Mitch will end up being a first-team All-NBA player?


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[Assistant] I said no, I thought he was, should be second team. I thought he was actually placed appropriately, but instead of Luka being on the first team, I had De'Aaron Fox on my first team.


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[Assistant] And Fox, the reason I had him slightly over Mitchell was the clutch stats. And when he looked back, Fox won the NBA's Clutch Player of the Year award, I forget who they named, was it the Robert Ory Clutch Player of the Year, whatever it was. But he led the league in clutch points, points in the last five minutes of the game. He got my first team nod.


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[Assistant] But we're not arguing Fox vs. Mitchell here. This was, was Mitchell snubbed by Luca. And I went back and looked at the numbers and...


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[Assistant] I don't think he was. As much as this is a regular season award, and as much as it absolutely crushes me, kills me, hurts me, demoralizes me to give someone credit,


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[Assistant] In a league when he, in a year when he missed the playoffs. In a league where 67% of the teams make the playoffs.


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[Assistant] He was better than Donovan Mitchell this year. Like his team sucked. The rest of the team sucked.


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[Assistant] He averaged more points, more rebounds, more assists. He was equally as efficient. His usage rate was a little higher. They both were horrendous on defense. They didn't try. Neither one tried at all on defense. I know Mitchell's defensive stats are inflated by the fact he played on the best defensive team in the league with Mobley and Allen behind him.


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[Assistant] Don Mitchell didn't really try and defense at all this year, and then I was like, oh, well he had a 71 point game. Mitchell, you know what? That'll be the tiebreaker.


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[Assistant] Then I remember Luka had a 60 point, 21 rebound, 10 assist, triple double, and I was like, well, 71 point, almost triple double, 60 point, 20, you're splitting hairs.


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[Assistant] If you told me that he got it over Luca, I wouldn't be like, oh my God, Luca was snubbed, but.


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[Assistant] The other day, Luke averaged more points, more rebounds, more assists on the equal level efficiency rating and team record.


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[Assistant] Doesn't matter in this. It should! If it was up to me, it would, but it doesn't, so...


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[Assistant] I think he's in the right spot. I think Fox should have been first team, but based on the Luke and Mitchell thing, I don't really have an issue with it. I think he's rightfully placed second team.


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[Assistant] He did, Bolt, Bolt actually called it right, yea. First time Bolt's ever been right.


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[Assistant] It's just 28, well A is the first player, LeBron is going to have so many records in the record book just because of longevity, and it's not a knock on him, it's just the fact that he's played for 20 years.


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[Assistant] He's in his 20th season and was just named one of the 15 best players in the league and if he had played more games?


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[Assistant] He would have been on second or first team. The only reason he's on third team is he missed what, 23 games this year or something like that? That is the only reason he wasn't on the first or second team. What he's doing at age 38 in year 20 is effing


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[Assistant] Where are those shots coming from if he's playing with Mitchell and Garland? Like I, I hear you and I agree with you. I just don't think that's possible with the current team construction. I don't.


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[Assistant] Well, Jason said this before, and we've kind of talked about this offline, and I wholeheartedly agree with this.


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[Assistant] The calves as currently constructed are at their best, can reach their highest potential.


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[Assistant] If Donovan Mitchell isn't scoring 28, 29, 30 points a game. They are better if he is, in my opinion, have a higher potential if he's scoring 22, 23 points a game in that 4.4 assist.


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[Assistant] Goes to 6.5 assists, 7 assists, and Darius Garland, and they have 3 guys, Mowgli averaging 20, Garland 21, Mitchell 22, Allen 16, and a more balanced attack, and then,


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[Assistant] When push comes to shove and you need Donovan to go off, he can still go off. And I think...


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[Assistant] I think you asked him, and I hope I'm not saying something I shouldn't say here.


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[Assistant] I think you asked him, hey, have you ever considered just punting on a game to make sure...


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[Assistant] And Duncan was at that point like 206 pounds soaking wet with rocks in his pocket playing center and he could barely move but he was Tim Duncan so he got the benefit. You're right though.


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[Assistant] You mentioned the Warriors, and I'm gonna bring this back to LeBron real quick. Did you see the breakdown as you hear LeBron answer the question? At the end of game four, not last night, game four, where the Lakers won.


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[Assistant] I'll send it to both of them. I'll send it to you guys to watch. I'll tweet it out. ESPN put it on Instagram this morning. The Warriors ran the same exact play that LeBron got the steal on in game four of the 2018 finals. That play from a, like I said, I played D3 best, so I'm not saying, but it's a effing genius play.


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[Assistant] It's so difficult, you need the right, you need a Draymond to be able to fake a handoff, whip it to the corner, you need a shooting guard like Clay who can catch and shoot on the fly moving directly to the baseline.


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[Assistant] He remembered, and it, they, Klay missed a shot in the finals. The play, it works, he's got an open shot, but he missed it. It wasn't even a three, it wasn't a dagger, it was in like the second quarter of game three. A random, irrelevant play.


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[Assistant] I wish I was one-tenth, one-one-hundredth as smart as any, as good at anything in my life. Anything in my, it might be tying my shoes, it might be getting out of bed, but like, one-one-hundredth as good at anything in my life as LeBron is basketball IQ-wise. It is stupid.


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[Assistant] It's a brilliant play design by Steve Kerr. And while we're doing this, I see you see it in real time here.


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[Assistant] The one game LeBron, I think he still has the one game I can dominate every facet if I want.


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[Assistant] Hopefully we'll do it again next year when we turn 9, 10, 11. We'll keep it an annual tradition. And to whoever your classmates are, if you're not watching Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, uh, for real, what are you doing? Why not? What's up?


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[Assistant] Many of course were interested in Donald Trump and what he was like as a young boy growing up in Queens. I managed to catch up with Donald's parents, Mary and Fred Trump, and asked them what was Donald's favorite game as a child.


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[Assistant] When he heard President Trump say there are very fine, some very fine people on both sides, that was it. That was the tipping point.


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[Assistant] On top of this. Lot of bread. It is mostly bread. Tastes like, like a, like baby food.


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[Assistant] So embarrassing and so enraging that Biden walked out of the room. He walked out of the school. He walked all the way home.


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[Assistant] I was surprised at how often this subject came up.


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[Assistant] During my time with him, it helped me understand that so much of who he is comes back to that. That people are ready to make fun of him. That people will laugh.


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[Assistant] Where he has to introduce his family at the, at the, at graduation. And he has to, uh,


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[Assistant] Stand up there and not stutter and say this publicly and he does it.


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[Assistant] And uhm, Biden is sorta paying attention and then he really starts paying attention when he sees her face.


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[Assistant] And he, he knew, he knew, he knew from the look on her face.


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[Assistant] Valerie's gonna help raise the children. He's gonna have a job in Washington and a home in Wilmington and he's gonna ride that train back and forth. He's gonna be home for dinner.


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[Assistant] Uh, every night with his kids and his sister, and that's going to be the family unit. It's not the one he chose, but that's going to be the one.


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[Assistant] It was brilliant and successful and so proud of him.


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[Assistant] It went beyond Pride. It was almost like, he's the perfect version of me.


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[Assistant] That was happened to be in Obama's White House and he walked in.


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[Assistant] And I honestly, it was almost like I didn't recognize him. This was shortly after Bo died. He just looked like he had aged.


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[Assistant] So they knew a day before they submitted that, that the actual construction cost was $2 million


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[Assistant] It's definitely the name of a company. I agree.


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[Assistant] I'm just wondering if it's possible that Dax is a person in Costa Rica. That's the rumor. The leadership in the company was going down there.


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[Assistant] Democrat. Power within the democratic.


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[Assistant] Power structure in New York City. Close friend of Mayor Abe Behm. Close friend of Carmine DiSappio, the boss of the Manhattan Democratic Party.


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[Assistant] I think he was like Donald's ambassador to the world of Manhattan.


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[Assistant] One of the things he really learned from Roy was the manipulation of the celebrity press, the so-called society of press, Page Six, The Daily News. He plays them like a piano.


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[Assistant] He understood the drama of coming down the escalator. The orchestration of it


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[Assistant] Joe Biden asked me about getting involved in his campaign. I started off by telling him that there's no way you can win. Cale Boggs was the candidate for the Senate. He'd been a two term congressman, two term governor, two term senator. He was beloved around the state. So I said that he couldn't win.


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[Assistant] Neilie was br- br- literally bringing home the Christmas tree with the kids in the car, the three kids in the car.


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[Assistant] He got up there and he gave the speech and he got to the end, the last three minutes, and he gave Kinnick, but he did not attribute it to Kinnick.


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[Assistant] We had another one of those family meetings and a few key, key people.


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[Assistant] His mom said, well, well, she called him Joey. She said, well, Joey, you're telling me that the first African American president in history thinks that you can help him get elected, and you're saying no?


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[Assistant] Hey guys, it's Jennifer Matthews all the way out here in Los Angeles, and I am joining y'all today to present the award for the Unsung Hero of the Year. Your nominees are A, Anthony and Earl, B, Director Steve, and C, EP Steve. And the answer is A, Anthony and Earl.


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[Assistant] Congratulations guys and thank you for all of your amazing hard work that makes this show run so smoothly and be so amazing. And congratulations to the entire Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show team on a very successful year one. It is such a joy to be a part of it and to talk and celebrate.


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[Assistant] And sometimes commiserate all things Cleveland sports. Uhm, looking forward to what's in the future and I hope you all have a wonderful day.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Nixon told me that you were great on The Donahue Show. She predicts that whenever you decide to run for office, you will be a winner.


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[Assistant] Brand new fast food that I've never tried. This is epic.


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[Assistant] The best drive in a McDonald's, you know what I mean? Like McDonald's burgers, it just doesn't taste like real meat. It tastes, uh, just something so processed about it. Whereas that, the meat is juicy.


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[Assistant] I think I was very pleasantly surprised that they had this on the menu because I was like, wow, look, they're innovating, they're making something I've never even heard of before. I feel like there's a reason I've never heard of this.


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[Assistant] The Taj Mahal shines as Trump's slickest deal.


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[Assistant] That seems to have been a nightmare for Joe Biden.


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[Assistant] As a man, he felt uncomfortable about it. As a white man, he felt uncomfortable taking Clarence Thomas, a black man on about it. Uhm, and the whole subject matter just made him incredibly uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] Very powerful. I mean, what it did was, it shamed these white senators.


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[Assistant] You know, this time of the year in March and April, the light can be so, you know, hard, because of the snow, and the sun is rising really high on the sky. And, yeaah, it's really hard to see.


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[Assistant] I should have some sunglasses, but I don't like going around with sunglasses.


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[Assistant] I always have a problem with the light during these months because I get headache of the light.


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[Assistant] I feel like a vampire. It's like the sun is burning my soul. But of course it's lovely.


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[Assistant] Winter is beginning to change in the spring.


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[Assistant] So I'm in the barn now to pick some wood, but I thought I would bring my camera here because uhm, I just love the atmosphere in this barn.


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[Assistant] It's just one of my favorite places to be and it's something with the light in here. I just wanted to sit down and just have a little talk with you.


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[Assistant] Always when I go to the barn or the shack to get some wood, uhm, I always feel like staying because it's so nice to be in here. I feel so good. But I just want to


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[Assistant] It's so incredibly beautiful to see that so many of you are so happy with us. Like sharing the happiness with us and


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just beautiful. I'm just so thankful.


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[Assistant] It really feels like a new chapter in life. I am so ready to take this step.


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[Assistant] So, this last week we have done, eh, you know, the last steps in, eh, you know, buying the house. We have signed the contracts and, yeah, you know, we spent some time with all this paperwork and the banks and everything. Eh, it takes a lot of time.


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[Assistant] I have never ever bought a house before, so this whole process is very new to me, but...


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[Assistant] That evening when we signed the contract for the house and we knew that it's ours now, it's done. We're gonna have it soon. It was just such pure happiness. It was really like another stone fell off my shoulders. Oops. Oh, the light is really strange, I gotta change.


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[Assistant] Even though we still live in the same village, and it's just a couple of hundred meters from where we live now, it feels like a whole new life is gonna begin. I can't really explain it, but...


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[Assistant] When we were there the other day, yeaah, me and Johan was there, uh, taking photos in the house, and, and then we went out in the garden, and it was just me and him walking around to take photos, cause we were allowed for the owners to do that, uh, and uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we walked around there and I just felt this deep love for this place. You know, every tree and every rock. You know, every little detail.


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[Assistant] In that place is just so beautiful. I've never in my life felt so deeply for, you know, a house or a place like that. So when I walked around there taking photos, I felt like this is unbelievable. We are gonna live here in two months.


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[Assistant] It's really interesting because I got to know that my ancestors have been living on that place about 400 years ago. As I told you earlier, I'm the


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[Assistant] They started this village. So one of them built their house where my grand uncle lives, Tage. And the other guy went and built the house on the place where we're gonna live now, where we have bought the house.


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[Assistant] Of course it was another house, because the house we buy now is, it's only about 100 years old.


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[Assistant] So later on, these two Finnish guys got one family each.


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[Assistant] One of them got a son and one of them got a daughter. And the son and the daughter got married.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but maybe something, you know, deep in my DNA or in my roots feels like I'm coming home again.


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[Assistant] So the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning now is, is the house and our life there and, and everyday me and Johan we talk about dreams and plans we have for the house and so we're gonna renovate a room in the old barn to make it the new smithy.


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[Assistant] And my studio and office is already done. It's like this beautiful old little cottage.


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[Assistant] Uh, where it's, it's really beautiful inside, so I don't have to do anything. It's already, you know, renovated and taken care of, so as fast as we move in there, I'm gonna have my office and studio in there, and


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[Assistant] I can't even imagine how wonderful it's gonna be to, you know, create music in there and sit there and edit my films and it's just, it's just a dream. It's so beautiful. And also the house, it's almost triple the size as the house that we have today.


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[Assistant] So the house that we rent today is 70 square meters. And this house is 200 square meters big.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, uh, there's gonna be place for everything, you know. I'm gonna have my painting studio in the house and...


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[Assistant] We're gonna have a living room with a couch, you know? When we invite people or friends or family, we can actually go and sit in our living room. That have never happened before. And we're gonna have a real bedroom. Just one room for a bedroom. That is like a dream come true and hopefully,


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[Assistant] We're gonna buy a bed soon as well because we sleep on the couch now and it's so damn hard.


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[Assistant] Now it's March. But I love our customers, they have so much patience.


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[Assistant] It was a film that I had planned for two months.


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[Assistant] Take care, everyone. Mwah. Bye bye.


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[Assistant] My first time meeting Donald Trump, we walked into the boardroom.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we gotta, we gotta get into like, who you are as a person. I was watching one of your other interviews, like I went and checked out your songs and shit once we started talking on Twitter and shit, and I was like, she's dope, but then I watched your interviews and I was like, aw man, she's funny as fuck, I like this girl.


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[Assistant] You've always been like a personality since you were young?


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[Assistant] Okay, so what was your upbringing like? Tell me about coming up.


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[Assistant] They're cocky cause like they don't know what it's like to be like lower on the totem pole or some shit.


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[Assistant] But if you're the oldest one, then you have time to watch everybody else come up and then you realize that you need to like control them and manipulate them and like be in charge, right?


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[Assistant] When did you decide that you wanted to be a rapper? Was it young or was it more recent?


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[Assistant] That's how I always felt too, but I didn't want to be, I just wanted to be sitting in my room playing Donkey Kong and like...


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[Assistant] What were your options coming out of there? You went to college for like a little bit right?


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[Assistant] I don't know if you're ready for this, but I saw this as I was leaving the house and I was like, maybe I should bust this out for her. This is the bare wood, mega wood.


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[Assistant] We don't have to smoke it right now because I want to be honest, it's a whole thing because you need a torch to light it and stuff. And also, this was like sitting in my house for a while, so like.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Oh yeaah. What were you always smoking back then?


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[Assistant] I think for, to be real, it might have been 2014, 2015 for me, but you know, there's been like a, like a few year window where everybody just sorta ported their asses over and stopped smoking Swishers.


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[Assistant] I was watching the interview that you did and you were talking about being in a relationship and you were just like, nah, they ain't real enough. They ain't like, they can't handle me. That type of shit. You still feel that way?


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[Assistant] That was, alright, one of the most awkward exchanges in the history of interviews was when you kept saying, calling all eaters, and he didn't know what the fuck you were talking about, and he couldn't, he kept asking, and you, you, you were having a really hard time, yeaah, that was so weird. The video's just called Queen Key.


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[Assistant] So, so, can I be more particular? Like, what is an eater to you?


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[Assistant] So, so no boyfriend as of this time or do you? I want to know him. I want to know about him. I want to know what he does. I want to know where he works. Is he running the block? Is it somebody I know?


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[Assistant] Alright, so when did you decide that you wanted to actually start rapping?


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[Assistant] Really? Do you think that they make one that kinda looks like you?


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[Assistant] Right. I mean, you could have just skipped a step and just added doll to your name. That's what everybody else is doing.


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[Assistant] The dude I'm interviewing tonight, he does this where like he has to go and battle against different people and like I've read about incidents where like certain rappers got paid like 30, 40 grand just to show up and battle. But then when they do it, it's like if you lose, that shit is mad embarrassing.


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[Assistant] Would you be down though if it was like 40k? You gotta go in and you gotta trash some girl, like in front of you.


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[Assistant] This dude's disaster that I'm talking about though, that has happened too is that somebody was like dissing him in the rap battle and he just BOOM and just fucking punched him as hard as he could.


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[Assistant] What uh, were there any girls that you were looking up to in terms of rapping as you were coming up in the game?


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[Assistant] Okay, so what was the actual thought process of you like actually really starting to get into the rap game and what made you take it serious? How'd you go from Buffalo Wild Wings to putting songs online?


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[Assistant] I feel like sometimes when you see like a young girl come out rapping that there's like a salty ass dude behind him who's like, man, well my rap career failed, but I'ma take all the shit that I learned and just put it into her and like speak through her.


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[Assistant] So, yeaah, like what, what are your, your aspirations in terms of music? Like what are you hoping to accomplish and shit?


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[Assistant] Right. Do you feel as if the rap game, like, like, it's kinda crazy how much it's opened up in the sense that there's just more well-known or popular female rappers right now than there ever was before. You feel like, like now's like the time, like, like rap is becoming a lot more inclusive and open-minded, right?


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[Assistant] Who knows what'll happen, musically. Y-Yazelstan?


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[Assistant] Would you collaborate with her? Yea, I would. She's lit, right?


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[Assistant] But I mean, you know, to a certain extent, she's had people helping her from the beginning. So it's, it's, do you feel like that's unfair?


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[Assistant] Hmm, like you actually have, have it going on on your own.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of fake shit in rap, so it's like, whenever, anything that feels real, like, I was, I was surprised listening to your music, like, I was like, you know, this shit really is raw.


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[Assistant] It doesn't feel fake, it doesn't feel like polished or like put together.


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[Assistant] Right. Do you feel like you need to have a certain element of that, like,


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[Assistant] Online character personality thing going on in order for people to really fuck with you like in the sense that she was known for like talking shit on Instagram and everything before she was really known for her music.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, so what do you, what do you got planned for like the rest of the year in terms of what you're trying to do musically, what you're trying to put out, like where do you see yourself at in the game right now in comparison to where you're trying to go?


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[Assistant] So, this is like your message to the world. It's like, eat more pussy.


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[Assistant] Like eat my pussy. It's not, if I say suck my dick, nobody's really thinking that I'm saying like, yo, I need top. It's more like a statement to the world or to a person I'm saying it to. When you say eat your pussy, is it more like, fuck y'all.


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[Assistant] Well, you know when Cardi B had that album cover where she was drinking a Corona and she had the fool eating her pussy on the album cover? Or was it a mixtape or a single art? I don't remember.


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[Assistant] You can't do a shot, you gotta do half a shot and then grab it.


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[Assistant] I was just wondering, you got any boys in the rap game that you got an eye on that you want to like use up their clout?


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[Assistant] For sure. So, fucking immortal on your shirt. You think you're never gonna die?


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeaah. Everybody at home, no jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Bang. Queen Key.


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[Assistant] Uh, he'll be here, uh, I'm told in minutes, right? Is that correct?


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[Assistant] A lot to get to today. Let's do it. Day one of the draft in the books 31 picks have all been made.


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[Assistant] Uhm, obviously none were made by the Cleveland Browns.


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[Assistant] Because, uh, they gave away their draft capital for one Deshaun Watson, who by the way,


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[Assistant] Uhm, there was a lot of reports last night that Lamar Jackson's contract is actually bigger than his. It is in total dollars, but not in guaranteed money. Right. You know, that guaranteed money, that, that Brown's contract for Deshaun Watson is still the bar setter. Uhm, nobody, nobody has guaranteed more dollars than the Browns have to one player.


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[Assistant] If Joe decides to go for a long term deal, but there's some speculation that he'll go short, more short term. So he can get another big contract because those big quarterback deals, as we've seen, just go back and look at Patrick at home, which at the time was eye popping and everybody was like, wow, that contract is outdated now.


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[Assistant] As the Ravens did with Lamar Jackson, they'd have flexibility after two seasons, two more seasons.


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[Assistant] But they didn't, and now they have no flexibility, and they're locked in, and that contract is still a stand-alone.


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[Assistant] There is no contract in the NFL that looks quite like that. We're going to talk about the draft, the fact that the Browns didn't pick. We're also going to try to project what they may do.


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[Assistant] They'll likely package some of those together to move up in the draft, I would think, I would hope. But if not, they're not picking until 10 picks into the third round, which would be late tonight, and then the 98th pick, uhm, also in the third round.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the way this thing has been going, I was so disappointed last night. I mean, some of these teams knew what they were going to do.


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[Assistant] The teams that are waiting to take that first pick off the top aren't in love with the player they're gonna select. They're hoping someone offers a last minute trade.


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[Assistant] Thanks. Yeah, I'll talk about this a little bit later. This is a, uh, actually a local artist designed this. His name is Christian. He entered this into the Cleveland Browns dog logo contest. Yeah.


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[Assistant] His name is Christian Patterson. He actually works for a local TV station here in town. And he's a producer and that's a nice logo. He does great work. That's nice. I can see that on the 50 yard line.


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[Assistant] Sports television show in the market, is it not?


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[Assistant] That's what I like. The gear is doing nothing for me.


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[Assistant] If you can't add up the numbers, that's a problem. I've seen guys dressing a suit every day.


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[Assistant] That's another question that has to be asked. I like that though. I like that question. Mayor Biss came out like last week and said, we're not, no public funds.


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[Assistant] What? Yeah, that's tough that those declarations of I am or I am not.


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[Assistant] You're right. Uh, bulls bet. What do we got today? We got to do bulls bet real quick.


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[Assistant] I know, but I've been looking at them and it's, it's candy from a baby.


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[Assistant] What is his payoff on these bets? He's not even, like, if he bets $100 on one of these, what's he getting back?


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[Assistant] But if you're not, to me it's, it's a win or lose bet, but it's an easy pick to win because you're, you're going with, you're going against these really bad teams. That's why he's 18 and 18.


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[Assistant] Did he come up with two draft day suits? Cause draft day now became draft days. He can't rock that same gear tomorrow. I'm sorry. I hope he's out shopping right now. I don't know what kind of


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[Assistant] I mean McVeigh has had a great deal of success working with young quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] First of all, that those numbers leak, shame on whoever did that.


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[Assistant] And you know you need a quarterback. And you have decided that we love CJ Stroud. We love this kid.


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[Assistant] But the Texans might take them too because they need a quarterback. So you can see the advantage. We're talking about


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[Assistant] There are hundreds of millions of dollars at stake. There are hundreds of jobs. So it would be beneficial to someone in the Colts organization to whisper in a reporter's ear, we're not going Stroud, he got an 18 on the S2, then it's out there.


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[Assistant] And what they were thinking it would be at, in that scenario, the Texans expense and C.J. Stroud's expense. But now, what I love about it was, let's just say that is what happened, and again, I'm just making that up. That's just a hypothetical. It could have been any team that was drafting five, six, seven. They wanted Stroud. They wanted him to slip.


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[Assistant] It's in their best interest that no one take him. So they put that out there and you know what that does? That puts incredible pressure on the team that selects him because the fan base three years from now, if CJ Stroud doesn't work out, we knew this kid was slow at processing. Why did you take him?


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[Assistant] But you know what? You heard the story that came out earlier this week. The guy who developed and administers the test came out and said, hey,


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[Assistant] Not for nothing, some of these numbers that have been reporting in the media are wrong. And he said, I'm not saying C.J. Strouds is wrong.


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[Assistant] But I am saying that there was a player that showed up at 11 o'clock after a long travel day and missed flights and he was hungry and he was tired and he didn't want to take the test.


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[Assistant] And they made him take it anyhow and he tested very low. It made it seem like he was talking about CJ Stroud. But he can't put any names to scores. He knows that. But after reading that and then subsequently this player took the test again and did very well.


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[Assistant] More pressing and further his agenda. Why do we care that we're furthering the Manning camp agenda? Like, wouldn't this nonsense that you have to go to this camp to be anointed as a first round draft?


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[Assistant] He's like, I'm great, I'm movin' up. Some, there were drafts, I saw Mox that had him going number three.


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[Assistant] You can tell a general manager is lying before the draft if his lips are moving. If his lips are moving, he's lying. Because nobody, unless you own the first pick,


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[Assistant] There is absolutely no benefit, in fact you put yourself at a disadvantage if you come out and say who you're gonna take.


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[Assistant] Well, that was in the age of information wasn't at everybody's fingertips like it is now.


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[Assistant] So they thought that they could be coy and make plans to take you at 11.


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[Assistant] Well, someone caught wind of it and someone else liked you too. And they also, that was an interesting move because it kept them away from, uh, a, a rival.


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[Assistant] So it makes sense for Chicago to swoop in, particularly that they liked you. It's addition by subtraction. Not only do they get you, but Detroit does it.


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[Assistant] And so now, it's such a different time now, we're in the information age now.


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[Assistant] I've had general managers tell me flat out, I don't consider it lying. It's gamesmanship. That's what they call it. We're not lying. But the fact of the matter is the media still takes the bait. They still run on it. Hell, Vegas still takes the bait. You think Vegas would know better than that.


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[Assistant] And the Bengals had three first round picks that year. Three.


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[Assistant] And they didn't take him. They took him in the second, and he slipped all the way to the second. And Boomer said, look.


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[Assistant] And teams, this is, this is an unorthodox style, but once they did it and I started looking at who they had.


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[Assistant] It makes perfect sense. They got a guy who like Warren Sapp.


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[Assistant] Sure, it does, especially on defense. And I'm just, it was one of those picks that once it happened, when they first said his name, I'm like, no way. And then you start thinking about what they have. They have,


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[Assistant] So I just think that they're going to hit the clock sooner than we think. They're scheduled to hit the clock in the third round, 10 picks into the third round, which is the 74th overall. They also have the 98th pick in the third round.


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[Assistant] I, I would hope that they could package something together to get into that second round and get a value pick there.


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[Assistant] Right, especially when their batting average isn't great on the number of pixels they have.


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[Assistant] I think the thing at this point is, I know that the Browns are probably going to have limited spots on their 53 next year.


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[Assistant] So, but here's the reason why I like holding on to those draft picks. There's no guarantee a third round pick's gonna stick. No. I mean, take a look at some of the third rounders we have. We've got two third round wide receivers we're scratching our head on going, wait a minute, what?


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[Assistant] I think even though we don't have that many spots,


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[Assistant] You increase the likelihood of someone sticking the more players you can select.


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[Assistant] Like you, you can sign undrafted free agents. You might hit on a 67. But I like the two fives. I like the two fours.


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[Assistant] And I like the two threes. So that's, I think that their strategy all along was to load up on those rounds, those middle rounds, where there's value picks if you get it right, but you've gotta get it right.


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[Assistant] I like Joey Porter, I just remember every time Ohio State played Penn State, that guy was wreaking havoc, but I was really stunned to hear he only has one interception in his years at Penn State. Now he's a disruptor, he'll get in and make tackles, and he plays with the same intensity his father played with.