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[Assistant] It's a, it's a, it's a loss, but next man up. If the kicker misses, you're right. We caught up, we get a new one. It's a loss, but we're okay. Takitaki is the position that the Browns have deemed the least important on the roster. Somebody will take his place. Maybe it will be Bull.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, I, I, you know, we've talked about him, what expectations are for him. We know that the importance of the tight end position is big. He looks like Tarzan.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna say he plays like Jane, he looks like Tarzan, but he has never played like Tarzan.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I think that even if the Browns come to the conclusion that he's never gonna be Tarzan, there's always gonna be somebody that looks at this guy physically and watches him walk into a room, whether it's in street clothes, no shirt, or a full uniform, and they're gonna say, wow, this guy could be the greatest


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love Denzel. I need him to be the Denzel that we saw a couple of years ago, not the one we saw last year. I don't know what was going on with him last year. I think it may, I don't know if it was personal off the field. He just was, did not play like Denzel Ward. I'm rooting hard for him to return.


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[Assistant] To the number 21 that got that $100 million contract.


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[Assistant] Great. We've been talking about so many different issues. Uhm, let's start with the injuries because obviously Denzel Ward with the concussion protocol and, uh, you know, we're, we're worried about that. Uhm, we all kind of think that he's going to go. Juan Thornhill also on that list. Can you, can you add anything to about those two guys for Sunday?


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[Assistant] Offense is going to be completely different. It's going to be exciting. It's going to be off the charts. We showed none of it in the preseason. To me, that just heightens my expectations.


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[Assistant] To me, sounds like we're going to see a Kansas City Chiefs or Buffalo Bills offense. What are your expectations for this offense and how good can they be if everything gels and everything comes together? Can they be a Buffalo, a Kansas City or a Cincinnati or is that just way too big of a leap for right now?


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[Assistant] I remember walking into the stadium on the home opener against the Titans. And I was walking on clouds. And when I left, I felt like I'd just been hit by a bus.


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[Assistant] I think this is the most important season since the rebirth because even though there were expectations there, we were still relatively in the honeymoon stage. We're a different quarterback regime removed from that and everybody in the organization put all their chips in the middle of the table on this quarterback.


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[Assistant] This is a massively important home opener, but I think there's been more excitement around home openers. Do you agree?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's wild to think that this is his first home, this is his first season opener in three years. Yes. Uh, Dustin Hopp.


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[Assistant] Wow, very cool. Thank you, Mary Kay. Uh, yeah, 93 minutes in, it's the first mention of the contract extension. Yeah, that's true. Thanks Mary Kay. Thanks. Great stuff as always.


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[Assistant] And no quarterback has received more guaranteed money to date.


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[Assistant] It's funny you said that, uhm, it's like baseball pitching is ahead of hitting early in the season.


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[Assistant] And I think in the NFL, I think defense is ahead of the offense. We saw that last night. I thought we could have a pinball machine and there for a second it looked like we were going to, but the defenses stood up and won the day and it's interesting that you think that'll happen on Sunday as well.


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[Assistant] Wow, twenty-eight seventeen. Twenty-eight seventeen. Ten points in this league. That's a big win. That's a touch. Yeaah, that's true. What was the Halloween score last year? I mean, that was complete domination. Yeaah. I just kept expecting with the next, every next possession, oh, this is where the tide's gonna turn. This one was coming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, my pre-written headline, I'm nervous now because we all four have the Browns, the underdog winning.


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[Assistant] I think they're going to do it with defense. I'm totally with you guys. Yeah. It's very difficult for a quarterback to just come out of mothballs. Yeah. Hasn't taken a meaningful snap. We saw that last year. Nine months. We know that movie.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Joe's gonna make some plays, to be sure. His wide receivers are gonna make some catches. But they're not gonna be the in-sync rhythm offense that they'll be in November.


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[Assistant] And so I think as much as I hated this game when the schedule came out, I love it now because they're getting a Joe Burrow that's just out of bubble wrap.


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[Assistant] And I think that's gonna be the difference in this game. I do think, now you have Miles, if he gets three, he's on pace to have 51 sacks.


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[Assistant] Bull, is that because the Bengals offensive line has been suspect in the past? Or is it just because he's got another gear to his motor that he clicks to when he's playing Cincinnati?


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[Assistant] In the NFL. And I didn't know if I believed that or not at first. I believe it now because the proof's in the pudding.


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[Assistant] Signed with guys that have had more success and they have not had that guaranteed number of Deshawn's at 230.


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[Assistant] I tell you, you're the Browns. You can have Burrow at 275-219-Lock.


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[Assistant] Or you can have Deshaun Watson 230, 230 lock.


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[Assistant] And the level of that disappointment is tied to how much it handicaps your team after that run.


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[Assistant] Because again, there are Rams fans today that are crying in their beer, but they have championship champagne all in their head. And that's okay. And I'll trade three, four bad years. I've traded 30 bad years and got nothing to show for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've got to win. That's it. Ultimately, this team is going to be judged on winning a Super Bowl. And that road starts Sunday at one o'clock exactly 48 hours from right now. We're going to be like kids at Christmas. And I know you guys will at home. If you're at the game, wherever you're watching, enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Have fun with this season. We think it's gonna be a great season. We hope it is anyhow. And we love that you're with us.


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[Assistant] Patience, sister. We must move carefully. Zhang Yong and his Tigers control the Empire now.


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[Assistant] To allow yourself to be captured without the box would have meant certain death. We will get it back. Maybe the Templars will even lead us to the missing piece.


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[Assistant] Take some rest little sister.


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[Assistant] It's in the possession of Yu Dayong, another of Zhang Yong's tigers, the one they call the Slaver.


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[Assistant] Shred lightly, sister. The Templars are searching all ships and cargo. They are looking for us now. I know you can kill these lesser men with ease, but I would suggest you remain invisible. A ghost, until you find your target.


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[Assistant] This tiger, Xuzhu, burned the port. He's known for his cruel deeds. We call him the Demon.


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[Assistant] I know your quest for vengeance fits with the goals of the Brotherhood, but you cannot put your heart into such endeavors.


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[Assistant] They know what we can do now, and they want this box and the secrets it may hold. You will travel to Weibin alone.


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[Assistant] Met up with my trainer, Babak. I've been working out with him for about a year now. But up until recently, I was working out really hard, but I wasn't really taking the actual food side of things so seriously.


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[Assistant] Which I've been on really committed for the last few months. I'm trying to actually like go all out with this shit because it feels like throughout my whole life, ever since I started lifting weights and being interested in getting in shape when I was like 21, 22 that I just never really


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[Assistant] Went 100% with it and just never really got to the point where I knew I was capable of going. So I've been working out with Bobak non-stop and just really trying to get to this point that I know I can get at physically. He had me sweat my ass off this morning and, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it felt really good. It's a great way to work out. I swear when you get that in in the morning, everything feels easy from there. So, got the workout in, and uh, now we're headed up to meet up with Dame Dash once again. I had a viral interview come out just a couple of weeks ago, and he wanted me to come up and come on his show, so I'm headed up there.


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[Assistant] Uh, we just pulled up to, uh, Dame Dash's studio here. Everything looks all nice and set up on there, but, uh, unfortunately, he's not here yet. He's gonna be here in like 10 minutes, so we're gonna rush to go to 7-Eleven and get backwards before he shows up. For me?


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[Assistant] That's pretty much it. There's not a lot else that I'm gonna consume there. You know, I might mess with the hard boiled eggs from time to time. You know, I got myself an RX bar. I really feel like I need some energy.


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[Assistant] But for the most part it's just water and woods, that's all you really need from there. That'll keep you going for at least a couple weeks with no food.


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[Assistant] Sometimes multiples. Dude, you know what's really fucked up too is that we went to-


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[Assistant] England and Chicago for like three weeks and I just, I was looking at my photos on my Instagram the other day, I had no chance dude. Like I started that trip looking so good and by the end of it I just put on like a lot of weight and then I like came back and like had to like basically restart my journey.


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[Assistant] Well in England too, you order breakfast and it comes on a bed of french fries, like, no matter what it is, like eggs and meat and stuff that I actually want, but then it's on a bed of fries.


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[Assistant] Breakfast elevated? They don't got no carrot cake. Look, they do have hard boiled eggs, I don't know if I trust these things, but. Look, they're moving up in the world, so. Macaroons? Macaroons of 7-Eleven? Look, it's 7-Eleven brand macaroons too, this is a brave thing to get involved with. No. I'll go shoot.


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[Assistant] I'd rather lick the inside of a urinal than eat that shit no offense.


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[Assistant] You see me. Dude, I would never buy a purple pack normally, but they didn't have any brown ones. And this is what happens when you go to random ass 7-elevens, dude, but we got some singles. This is gonna have to last us a day.


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[Assistant] Alright, so just wrapped up a sprawling like hour and a half long conversation with Dame Dash, which was pretty interesting, entertaining. He's got a dope space out there in Burbank, it's really making me think.


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[Assistant] About, uh, our recording spot and what we could potentially be doing. Kinda make me feel like the back of the bike shop might not be the way permanently. Anyway, uh, head back to the house right now. I'm gonna be meeting up with my girlfriend. We're doing an interview for a publication, uh, Sean name.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, guess I'll give you guys a glimpse of the house for the first time, and, uh, I believe Jason's gonna be pulling up with some prototype NetJumper stuff that should be available soon too.


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[Assistant] Alright, so here we are at my humble abode. I walk in and I got my girlfriend getting cornrows put in on the couch.


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[Assistant] The interview is done. Now we're posted up in our backyard. Yep, finally in our life. We got a backyard. Uh, playing some kendama. The girls are shooting some arrows into the hay.


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[Assistant] And he also smokes fat spliffs with a reckless abandon.


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[Assistant] Tough love, yes. I'm giving him some tough love on this song. He needs it. Fair enough. And he's earned it for Crying Out Loud. Yea, he definitely earned it. And I appear to have, you know, based on some of the comments I've been getting coming in, I've ruffled some feathers, you know.


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[Assistant] We moved hell and high water to get him here, not to play like that.


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[Assistant] That's rare. Not to be, not to be the reason we lose games. You understand what I'm saying? So people were like, well, the offensive line has to do a better job. Sure.


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[Assistant] But, he has to do a better job of protecting the ball. You can't be out there fumbling, you can't-


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[Assistant] Get penalties that kill drives. You can't, you just can't. I'm sorry. This is not what you expect out of, out of what we consider to be or what we hope to be an elite quarterback because we're paying elite quarterback money. So when it's time to put the team on your back, we expect that to happen. Now, yes, Kevin Stefanski with


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[Assistant] Bad situational play calling. I mentioned that in the song. I think people...


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[Assistant] Focus on that last line a little much, but hey, in the rap community,


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, and, and I'm just saying, come on people, let's be honest. Anybody who's defending...


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[Assistant] For any of them. So while you can't all of a sudden have patience now, he had last season that was wash.


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[Assistant] And this year, it's supposed to be better. You've had a full training camp pre-season. You're supposed to be further along the curve now. So let's, let's see it.


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[Assistant] Offside and rodeo are supposed to be the two crazy burger spots. Bob's is the steak spot. Alright, I'll change it.


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[Assistant] Yo, this is like jail. We gotta talk through here, man. Bro, I'm so ready to go. They done cut my show off, then cut me off. Cops are giving you a hard time? Yea, bro, I'm ready to do it. What the fuck, damn.


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[Assistant] The kind who thinks their actions are justified. Who acts completely outside the system. The system is broken!


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[Assistant] If that were true, I wouldn't be. Move, Gordon! I'm taking him down!


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[Assistant] You can't even walk into a store and buy those? Fifteen? Wow. You got a tobacco license?


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[Assistant] That shit was lit. I fuck with New York. This is the first one in a lot of New Yorks. That's, it was fire. That bitch fire.


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[Assistant] Feel me? Both sides of the culture. Shout out to Point Stars that won all the awards, man. The after party was lit. Lit as fuck. I fucked.


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[Assistant] I'm leaving soon, I gotta go back to the crib. Just got the studio in the crib, so you know, finna make a lot more hits. Album on the way. That's already done though, so.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Stuck in a dream. Featuring Gunna, that shit out. Go fuck with that. That bitch Sly. Sly. Awesome Rockstar shit. Sly. Sly.


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[Assistant] And I'm always in them. He's always in the club. I'm never in the club.


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[Assistant] What you about to go do? Uhm, about to come out on the hockey set. You know, we about to go crazy.


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[Assistant] Okay, so Courtney, we heard this, but you've got to break it down to us if it's true. There's a rumor that you might be leaving the Kardashian show? So, I mean...


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[Assistant] Ashton, you're up. Over you go. Okay.


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[Assistant] You see now they covered all the glasses was broken. From here they can see all the streets


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[Assistant] The door was closed, the windows was closed, and the glass was open so I could hear everything.


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[Assistant] You can't believe it. You can't believe it. You can't imagine it.


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[Assistant] Nobody can, they build a big wall.


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[Assistant] They said to us, 40 meters in the ground.


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[Assistant] With the sensors that nobody can, and six meter, uh, up.


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[Assistant] This is, uh, our village team. Football team.


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[Assistant] Almost everyone has a connection for was murdered, was kidnapped, was injured. Everyone from here.


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[Assistant] The command system of all this area was built on one control system.


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[Assistant] And they succeeded to cut it.


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[Assistant] Couldn't use helicopters because according to the Israeli system, the helicopters cannot shoot if there is no someone on the ground that showed them where are your forces, where are the other side forces. So they came, but they couldn't shoot because they didn't know who and what is going on there.


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[Assistant] Of course it was a mistake. We really thought that we were building


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[Assistant] A very good infrastructure that will help save the lives of the Israelis. Unfortunately, it didn't work.


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[Assistant] It was built against people that will try to cross it. It wasn't built against army or against a lot of people that are coming in one time.


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[Assistant] I was not surprised that they cross it so quickly because the fence is not built for such frighten.


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[Assistant] It was built for another thing. If you want to stop an army, you are doing it with army tools. If you want to stop one, two, three terrorists, you're doing it with soft tools like what we did. We didn't thought that they will come


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[Assistant] A terror army from the other side. They were crossing at the same time big groups and we were not prepared for it.


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[Assistant] I ain't slowing down. I ain't slowing down. He trying to tell me to slow down. He telling me what you trying to. Not telling me, but he advises me to slow down. Okay, what does he mean to slow down?


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't really f- I don't put no guns on nothing, so I mean, I can't really give you that image. I'll just show you the money that I said I got it.


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[Assistant] I like to perform, I don't, I don't, I might not like to, you know, like for instance,


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[Assistant] I just made an album and it was like, you know, usually I guess everybody make like 40 songs, 50 songs and like pick one. I just made 12 songs and...


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[Assistant] Because of No Nut November. Exactly. That slowed down to like, you know, maybe.


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[Assistant] Your legacy. You poisoned their hearts with hope.


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[Assistant] Remove the shadow from the light.


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[Assistant] Oh, let's keep this between friends. Try it.


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[Assistant] There will be no surprises from you, Mr. Cage. Bring him.


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[Assistant] These were the guards I was sent to dispose of? Fah! Surely you could have slain them yourself.


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[Assistant] Mercenaries do not work for free. This Tamashi offered me generous compensation to free you. Do not be so sure of your chances with the judge. I was once a soldier among their ranks until I was unjustly imprisoned. You would have been incarcerated for decades for this seemingly minor charge, I assure you.


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[Assistant] I am to give you this key to the courtroom door. I took it from one of the guards.


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[Assistant] I will leave you now, but if you ever have need of my services, search for me in the realm of order. Just remember to bring plenty of coins.


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[Assistant] You never made it to the interview. Wait, you're not going out there alone are you?


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[Assistant] Nojumper, coolest podcast in the world, and needless to say, I'm here with Gore.


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[Assistant] I can honestly say that this is a podcast that I never once suspected would happen.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Los Angeles, this is the No Jumper Podcast. We primarily interview rappers and stuff. So really, actually, there's only a handful of rock bands that have ever even been on here. I had my buddies in this hardcore band, Incendiary. I had White Trash Rob from Blood for Blood, not sure if you're familiar.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do you guys have much, uh, expertise in hip-hop? You know much about it?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess you could kind of summarize him as, you know, a teenage boy who raps and spends-


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[Assistant] That's great. Hey, can I tell you guys about my first time getting in tune with Guar? Yes. Oh, please do. Sure. 1998 Worcester Palladium. Oh, hell yeah. Scared shitless. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, but man, like it really, when I think about my first time seeing Guar, it really takes me back to how scary metal seemed to me as a youngin'.


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[Assistant] Right. One thing that goes kinda underrated with you guys is the fact that you do carry quite a musk with you into a room.


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[Assistant] Yeah, foot and butt. How would you describe it? Since this is obviously your actual body, your actual skin.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Do you ever, do you ever watch Game of Thrones and look at that army of the dead and think like, I would have been able to really fit in with them?


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[Assistant] So let's talk about the early days of Guar. How did this all begin?


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[Assistant] When I think of gore, I think of you guys sort of transcending a lot of, uh, you know, musical boundaries in the sense that you don't necessarily stay in like a straight thrash or punk or, you know, some, some of these songs I'm listening to, this sounds like a fucking straight up Iron Maiden fucking influence song. You know, it's like, I feel you guys.


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[Assistant] Maybe through the fact that you are aliens and you have been sent here to destroy mankind or whatever, that you feel a certain freedom that other bands haven't felt to bounce around between genres?


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[Assistant] I mean, in some certain way when this idea became conceptualized, there had to have been a degree of


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[Assistant] You know, like, everybody still has to toil like crazy. It's a straight up fucking war no matter what. I mean, guess if you're Metallica or Slayer, maybe you got a little bit more money in the bank and shit and it's nice, but I mean, even the big, like, Bar's a huge, well-known band that damn near everybody in our demographic knows about, but it's never gonna be something where you can just sit back and just coast by off the fucking royalties.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Uhm, is there any extent to, did you ever think about what it would be like to be a band of just guys who wear jeans and t-shirts and go on stage and just basically are wearing what they're wearing?


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[Assistant] There's such a priority put on like exploring yourself and becoming deeper and deeper and exploring new terrain as you get deeper in the music business and you guys basically just think that that's stupid.


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[Assistant] You don't want all that shit coming up to the surface? No, no. Do you recall a time back in the day where you guys met up with Joan Rivers because I was watching this last night and wow what a time that must have been.


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[Assistant] Or really, if you were looking for a female sex partner, I'm sure you can find a lot of morbidly obese sex partners at an average ICP show. No offense to the morbidly obese or ICP, I'm sure they would embrace that.


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[Assistant] That is correct. Look it up. The guy's right. Let me ask you this. When I first saw Gwar in 98, I'm pretty sure that there was, would have been George Bush being sort of assaulted on stage. It was 98, George Bush was in office. I hope I'm not fucking this up.


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[Assistant] Did that feel different? No, absolutely not.


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[Assistant] I mean, yesterday Trump called fellow Republicans human scum. That sounds like something that in the late 90s you would probably only really hear in the context of like a heavy metal concert.


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[Assistant] That's good to know. You guys got some connections out there. You know what I always found really interesting was it felt like Tipper Gore and the whole establishment at the time, they just really, really wanted to go after, you know, NWA and Eminem and all this offensive rap music, but they couldn't just go at


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[Assistant] They're popular for their genre, but relatively small in comparison, and they're making it out as if, you know, Cannibal Corpse is this fucking marriage scenario.


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[Assistant] Damn, that's crazy to think about. So when you guys went on Joan Rivers Lowe, she seemed to be enjoying you guys. She liked it. She did. Did you have many of those appearances in which they tried to approach you from maybe more of a self-serious perspective where they were like angry with you about what you were putting out in the world?


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[Assistant] I was reading somebody who was like playing, uh, somebody who was on SNL, I think, playing, you know, a Republican or playing Trump or some shit like that. And they were saying it's like, it's very hard to make these jokes now because the shit that's going on in real life, it's like, it's hard to be a character of that because what's going on in the White House is so absurd.


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[Assistant] Right. Can we talk about the changes that have gone on? You lost your leader, Oterus, at some point a couple of years ago. He was kind of the mouthpiece for the most part of the band. Was he the original brains behind the whole operation and how has it been to transition away from that?


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[Assistant] So you guys have always resisted taking on a lot of like outside help? It's always like felt like more of a- Yeah, self-contained.


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[Assistant] It's a commitment to an outlandish amount of effort. That's right. That you have to believe in it to such an extreme extent that it's willing, you're willing to forgo any sort of like rational explanation of the time and effort that it takes to do this.


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[Assistant] Right. That's so interesting. So, uh, Odorous Spirit lives on in the comic book, I'm assuming? Yes, sir. Yeah. Is that, is that?


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[Assistant] Is it, is it like, he's always gonna be part of that universe, even if we don't necessarily see him on stage? Yeah, of course, absolutely.


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[Assistant] Do you have bright hopes for like how you could maybe take the GWAR universe and translate it into other things? Nowadays we just see every brand name, every sort of band, entity, etc. There's like a rush to make a movie about them, to make a documentary about them, to make a series about them, etc.


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[Assistant] The Netflix documentary is an easy sell to me. I feel like that would be, you know, you could tell the story of doing this for so long, there's so many interesting plot lines that have happened within the band that I'm sure a lot of the fans don't even know about.


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[Assistant] Right, and it's almost like there could be a time when you decide


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[Assistant] Let's lay it all out on the table. Let's let everybody know everything and really break shit open because you know to a certain extent you guys have to hold on to the characters to a certain extent.


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[Assistant] Right. Damn. Can you imagine the Guar-Gucci collab? I can't imagine that happening. Like, they did it with Gucci Mane. Guar can't be that far away.


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[Assistant] The worst thing that ever happened to me in my life. I went to a girl, I was with a girl, we're at the club, we go back to her house, start making out, I go to try to undo her pants, she said no, I'm like okay, but why? She said Steve Harvey told me that I need to wait like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, no, but that's the crazy thing too is that now his daughter the other day was involved in a hit and run.


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[Assistant] Right. It's not the go-go. You're playing in a nightclub. It's one thing because...


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[Assistant] You ever feel like you really just didn't deliver on a show because of it was just too much and you just sorta had a shitty show and you felt bad?


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[Assistant] Have you had to, uh, tighten up your lifestyles a bit? I know earlier you were saying that you basically are here on earth just to do drugs and everything, but I'm sure that as you get older it becomes a little bit tougher to live that lifestyle that made sense when you were 20, right?


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[Assistant] That's the future. For sure. Guar actually tried to enter the feminist future by having a woman join the band. It didn't exactly work out.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I hear that. I don't want to drag anything up to the surface that might be...


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[Assistant] Okay, well, you know, what's crazy is that, uh, Tupac's former band members, uh, thug life, like his former group, they smoked his ashes.


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[Assistant] Pretty cool. There's a lot of closet gore fans around the world that you guys sort of know about. There's just people who just happen to be like, when you find out that somebody's a Harry Potter fanatic, there's just some guy who's just a gore head.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's kind of, it's interesting though because in my head right now I'm imagining a crazy Netflix documentary or a cartoon or something like that and that because Guar is such an idea that I could totally imagine just a huge surge of


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[Assistant] But I feel like as the world has changed, that like, maybe gore could be more acceptable in those sort of circumstances. You're right. I can't imagine it. It is.


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah, that's so cool. Just to think about that sustained cultural relevance that you guys have managed to have in such an absurdly long period of time. It's very inspiring. Cool, thanks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, uh, anything in particular that we gotta look forward to, aside from this adorable comic book that I'm gonna read later? Adorable? Is that a good word for it? Adorable! Adorable!


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[Assistant] Well, I'm optimistic for sure. Uhm, Guar, I can't believe that we made this happen. This has been a real honor, guys. Thank you, it was a-


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[Assistant] I'm just very excited to see all of the nojumper subscribers who have absolutely no idea who gore is and like how their initial reaction is to this because I just don't even know what they're gonna think.


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[Assistant] Guar, No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes, fist bumps all around. Thank you brother. Like, comment, subscribe, NoJumper.com if you want to support. Appreciate y'all.


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[Assistant] So, Samantha is a 27 year old girl and lives in Miami, Florida where she runs a woman's empowerment group called The Nest of Love.


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[Assistant] She felt there weren't enough female role models in her community, so she started this group where she brings young women together every single week to mentor them.


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[Assistant] We admire you all so much. I know, we do. And I know you guys have got so much going on. You've got, some of you have just graduated from college. Some of you are raising kids on your own. And with all that you all have going on in your lives, we realize that you take time out to do things for your community and that's really impressive.


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[Assistant] Adam 22, out here at the Lyrical Lemonade Summer Smash, courtesy of Cole Bennett. We're gonna be talking to a lot of the people that we meet out here, a whole lot of gang shit, a whole lot of, you know, artists, celebrities, fans, we're gonna be speaking to everybody. So come on, let's go! Like and subscribe, yeah!


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[Assistant] Lil Tecca, not quite the kendama player that maybe we were hoping, but the music thing seems like it's working out, so maybe you could just stick to that.


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[Assistant] I just, you know, I'm the best. I did it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I have two of you, I just have three to go. That's easy, because you're always on the show. Somebody's on the show. Okay, that's great. But it has to be a different person. I understand what you're saying. I'm not a stupid person.


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[Assistant] Uhm, she's interested in makeup. That's what you want it to do. So you've got all these sisters who are successful in doing all these things. Suddenly you, you were here four years ago, just launching the cosmetics line. I know. Crazy. Full circle. And like you were so nervous, like who's, what's gonna happen? I know. Four years later, you're a billionaire. It's crazy. I mean, it is crazy.


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[Assistant] Oxycontin maker Purdue Pharma has reached an agreement with 22 states and about 2000 local governments over its role in the deadly epidemic. The company will pay up to $12 billion over time with $3 billion coming from the Sackler family. They own Purdue Pharma and will also give up control of the company.


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[Assistant] Twelve years ago, I started the Prestinces project at National Geographic.


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[Assistant] Which uses a combination of research and media to help convince government leaders to create marine protected areas in their waters.


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[Assistant] The need to protect our wild places on land as well as underwater couldn't be more urgent.


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[Assistant] When our grandparents' generation seemed to live in a time of abundance, requires some quick historical perspective.


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[Assistant] Done at a pace that did not have global consequences.


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[Assistant] In just the past couple hundred years, we got so good.


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[Assistant] So fast at extracting these same resources at scales once unimaginable that the consequences are biting back at us.


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[Assistant] Those of us who study these connections see again and again that where biodiversity is destroyed, ecosystems break down with unintended and disastrous consequences.


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[Assistant] The devastating Indonesian tsunami of 2004 was made far more destructive because of the cutting of mangrove forests.


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[Assistant] Which normally act as a shield, buffering the impact of storm waves.


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[Assistant] In the Lion Islands in the Central Pacific, the waters in overfished areas were filled with pathogens, including bacteria like Vibrio, which can cause cholera in humans.


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[Assistant] And in Wuhan, China, a virus that would have dispersed itself naturally in a biodiverse environment instead made its way to humans.


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[Assistant] Food security for communities and increased tourism revenue from world travelers who want to experience these treasures firsthand.


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[Assistant] This one truth is at the heart of my life's work.


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[Assistant] Protecting intact ecosystems works because it allows nature to do the hard work for us.


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[Assistant] Reintroducing wolves to Yellowstone National Park in the 1990s caused a positive cascade throughout the food web.


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[Assistant] During a cyclone in Mozambique in 2019, the Gorongosa National Park absorbed the rainwater equivalent of 800,000 Olympic swimming pools.


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[Assistant] These incredible animals, which are overfished in much of the Pacific, are like the N95 masks of the coral reef lagoons.


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[Assistant] Carbon sequestration, recreation, and spiritual inspiration, nature is also shielding us from disease and natural disasters. My team and I have spent over a decade bringing this message to world leaders and decision makers who have the power to change policy and create protections for nature.


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[Assistant] 12 years later, we've done this 22 times.


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[Assistant] We must protect the critical wilderness areas we depend on. Our target is ambitious. 30% of the planet protected by 2030.


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[Assistant] I dream of the day we can all be in nature again, perhaps with a deeper understanding of its importance. It's not too much to say that if we protect nature, she will protect us as well.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna lie, you went off and you definitely wrote that before you came here. Of course I did. That was amazing.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I needed to boot up real quick so I could be, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] Look, so look, at this point, I'm like, whatever the female does, whatever the female wants to do to make herself feel better, I'm down with that. Yeah. Do whatever you want to do. I don't even need a turd. You know? Do whatever you want to do, but... What you guys talking about?


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[Assistant] Somebody told me that once I got this FTP tattoo, they was like, oh, they, they gon' think you're from Fruittown, Peru. I'm like, nah.


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[Assistant] Starring Denise Alexander, John Aniston, Larry Bridman, Ian Buchanan, Harold Burnett, McDonnell Carey, Gene Cooper, Doug Davidson, Lane Davy, Andrea Evans, Judy Evans, Mary Beth Evans,


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[Assistant] John Loprino, Stephen Nicol, Francis Reed, Chris Robinson.


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[Assistant] The Soap Opera Award, brought to you by Dexitrim, from the Thompson Medical Company. Just one Dexitrim, works all day to help you lose weight. Nothing works harder to help you lose weight.


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[Assistant] Why bounce for clothes you can't wait to jump into?


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the 4th Annual Soap Opera Awards with your host for this portion, Adam and Erika from All My Children, Susan Lucci and David Canary!


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[Assistant] More of your favorite stars when the 4th Annual Top Opera Awards continue.


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[Assistant] Coming up next, Carol Burnett, Susie Lucey, Joan Van Aar, and John Eisner on the 4th Annual Soap Opera Awards.


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[Assistant] And by Slim Fair. Give us a week, we'll take off the weight.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm, I'm, mmm, I'm touched, I'm, I'm very moved.


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[Assistant] And I, I can't write speeches since I was in high school, but, uh,


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[Assistant] I was thinking, uh, it means, I guess to be supportive.


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[Assistant] To me, and therefore very supporting, uhm, starting with all my wonderful colleagues in daytime, behind and in front of the camera.


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[Assistant] I can't think of a show and I've done eight daytime television dramas over the years and I cannot think of a show.


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[Assistant] From the secret storm, another world, one life to live, and of course Santa Barbara.


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[Assistant] I cannot think of a show in which I have not been supported by wonderful, supportive people. I guess I just want to thank everybody for sharing with me wonderful moments like this and for caring about me. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Now a beam of light can end your hemorrhoidal separate.


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[Assistant] At laser surgery, Kara physician will use the light of a laser to remove your hemorrhoids effectively.


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[Assistant] Recovery can be quicker, easier, and with less discomfort than other treatments. And normally there's no hospital stay. Why wait? Call Laser Surgery Care now. There's no more need to suffer in silence. Call 2-1-2-OK Laser.


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[Assistant] And you are dreaming if you think any training could make you into a proper assassin. Do you even know what that means?


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[Assistant] But next to me, you are the most experienced sailor in the brotherhood trade. Besides, you could use another vessel, but even this pitiful one.


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[Assistant] Trust me, you will sell those lobster by the tongue in France. Ah, the cabbage farmer has returned. How about time?


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[Assistant] We have a lead on that curious manuscript. I'd be surprised if you can read it. No one can read it, imbecile. This is why the Templar are taking so long with it. But one of our ally has got a glimpse of their work. A pirate? A spy who work with the pirate. We set sail for Anticosti.


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[Assistant] When the time comes, they will end aid and help us fight the Templars.


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[Assistant] And what about the spy we're meeting? You need not worry about the Chasseur. He is loyal to the Brotherhood.


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[Assistant] As it happens, he also has friends in both the French and English fields. And he knows more about what goes on in his parts than you can ever hope to learn.


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[Assistant] Adewale was already a legion before joining the Brotherhood. He was a pirate. Scourge of the West Indies. Rubbing elbows with the likes of Blackbeard, Woods Rogers, and Galico Jack Rackham. Talakau who? Oh, read a book, will you?


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[Assistant] Le Chasseur, allow me to present our associate, Chez Cormac.


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[Assistant] Program. The safe and easy flea control that works. Just mix it with a treat once a month.


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[Assistant] It's time for us to catch up on all the biggest stories that we missed over the past two weeks. And to help us do that, we're joined by the one and only Roy Wood Jr., everybody!


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[Assistant] Hello, hi. It's very late, I am very tired, and I probably look like it. So, I just wanted to make a video to tell you guys that I just got done


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[Assistant] With the Make-A-Wish Foundation Awards ceremony. Uh, they do this every year. And this year, I was given the...


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[Assistant] Make-A-Wish Foundation Celebrity of the Year Award and


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[Assistant] I have no idea why I wanted. I really don't understand what I did to deserve it. I'm still trying to process all the emotions that I just went through.


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[Assistant] I, I, I didn't even have like a speech prepared when I, when I got up there and I had to wing it all at once and it was horrible for me because I, I just, I, I was ill prepared and then before it they showed these clips of all the kids that I've met and all the kids that like I have somehow helped and, and like


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[Assistant] People that somehow my videos have touched the lives of, and...


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[Assistant] I was- I was distraught, to say the least. I'm better now. I'm in a better place now. I'm not weeping openly, but right before I was supposed to go on stage, it was just...


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[Assistant] Do I deserve this? I've only been doing this for a year. And there were, there were two other, uh, winners of this award. It's not just, I'm not THE celebrity of the year, there's two others. One was the entire team of the Dallas Cowboys, and then one was Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob, and various other, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] And the, and the first, uh, the first Make-A-Wish thing that I ever did, you guys know Patrick, uh, who is also known as Shod Leech and I've done some videos with him. He's got a YouTube channel and he was a great kid and-


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[Assistant] And I still consider him to be one of my friends today and, you know, the second kid I met was a girl by the name of Danelle. And I'm sure some of you guys know Danelle because I did a video when I went out to Houston to meet Danelle. And, uh,


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[Assistant] Danelle passed away a couple months back and when I first heard about that news it broke me inside. It was devastating because I honestly


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[Assistant] I hadn't caught up, you know. I hadn't kept up with her. And...


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[Assistant] And I was trying to come up with a coherent line of thought. And everyone told me that I did okay, but honestly I don't remember a word that I said other than that I feel like I need to work harder to earn.


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[Assistant] This award, I feel like I need to do so much more to earn.


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[Assistant] Oh man, but it's just like, I-I-I feel like I could do so much more. And I feel like I'm getting back on the right track, I really do. I feel like...


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[Assistant] I-I wasn't doing enough with the charity livestreams, and I wasn't doing enough with the charity efforts in general, and now that I have this studio space, and I have Tyler helping me, we've got another charity livestream scheduled for November 19th. Be there. Uh, and then the next one we're gonna do in December, and we're gonna do them every month, without fail. And I just feel like...


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[Assistant] I have to do more. I'm pretty sure my speech went along the lines of, I will commit the rest of my life to make sure that I deserve this award. Because I haven't done enough. And everyone was like congratulating me and saying, telling me thank you for all that I've done and


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[Assistant] Because these kids don't just represent these kids, these kids are all of you.


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[Assistant] Like, there's so many other families that are suffering, and there's so many other- And god, these- these kids have to go through these horrible, like, horrible diseases.


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[Assistant] And they are just the most incredible people you could ever meet. How gracious they are. Oh, sorry.


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[Assistant] And that's why this weird late night upload, I didn't even mention this, I haven't done a hotel phone vlog in ages, so, sorry about the shit quality, there's no lights here, and, uh, it's dirty, uh, but...


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[Assistant] I can't describe in words how honored I am to have it, how humbled I am to have it, and how much it means to me that like, this is real.


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[Assistant] And again, I know it's a late night weird upload and also, I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to get videos out tomorrow. I have a late night, uh, early morning flight back to L.A. and then, this is so late.


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[Assistant] I'm so tired, but I don't even think I can get any sleep, but when I get back to LA, I'm gonna try my best to edit videos and getting them up.


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[Assistant] Later in the evening, if I can't, I'm sorry, uh, but, make no mistake, I am 100% committed to being there for you guys.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys so much for being there for me. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you guys. I wouldn't have these opportunities to help people if it wasn't for you guys, and like, you're part of all of this.


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[Assistant] You're part of everything that we here do as a community. And I just... I wanna say thank you for being there for me. And thank you for believing in me. So that I could...


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[Assistant] So anyway, I think I've rambled enough.


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[Assistant] Again, just like my speech on stage, I have no idea if I said a coherent string of thoughts, but I got it out of my head. And just thank you everybody so much for watching. Look forward to a lot more community related, charity related, helping people related stuff in the future. So thank you everybody so much for watching. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye bye!


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[Assistant] The memory appears to be fragmented. How much time has passed?


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[Assistant] Seven years war will soon break out in the colonies. Focus on assassin interference.


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[Assistant] I believe Shay may be the most important assassin who ever lived.


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[Assistant] Your research will help me achieve something I have wanted for a very long time. Shay's story may have something to offer you as well.


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[Assistant] Shey has seen the true face of the world, and he has chosen his path accordingly. A similar choice will soon present itself to you.


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[Assistant] Shay's story is a message. One that says that when threatened, what an assassin truly wants isn't freedom, but order.


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[Assistant] We have existed since before recorded human history, and have recently been reborn, disguised as Abstergo Industries.


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[Assistant] You have crossed threshold. And your eyes have been opened. You have seen the world for what it truly is.


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[Assistant] The father of understanding guided you to us. And for that, we are grateful. The test of your true worth begins now. And it begins with a choice.


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[Assistant] Congratulations. Out of thousands of entries, it was your work that inspired us. One of you will be selected to go on assignment with National Geographic Travel.


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[Assistant] Assignment inspiration is about understanding the world around you and capturing that as a photographer and having it resonate and inspire people.


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[Assistant] For this assignment, you will be judged on your ability to photograph images that convey three different ideas.


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[Assistant] These quests were really inspired from my trip to Hiroshima.


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[Assistant] Takumi means, in Japanese, a master craftsman. But it is so much more than that.


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[Assistant] These quests are not easy. We're looking for our five images from each quest. They can only choose one location per quest. They only have three hours in each location.


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[Assistant] They have no idea what they're gonna find until they get there and on top of that, they have camera crews all around them all the time.


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[Assistant] We're looking for our three photographers to capture images that of course have incredible composition and beautiful color.


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[Assistant] But there's a second layer to any image, and the real root of that is inspiration.


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[Assistant] This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity for these photographers.


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[Assistant] This is a moment they have to embrace, and my hope is that these challenges push them in new ways.


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[Assistant] We are at El Matador State Beach. I'm going to be meeting Ashley Polsky, a miniature landscape artist.


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[Assistant] I am a medical doctor or physician. There's this similarity between us.


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[Assistant] I really want to get a shot of the miniature right on top of the actual landscape that she's painting.


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[Assistant] Ah, it's murky. You can look down there and see pretty much. I can see it, yeaah.


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[Assistant] But if I did, I would, uh, I would comment on everything of this video and subscribe and like all of this video. So thank you so much for, for helping Mark, even though I can't.


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[Assistant] Barry! Remember Shay, I'm Cassidy, and this is...


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[Assistant] I've had a really incredible year in another world and I'm very new to this business. I came here about 15 years ago from Russia. And it's been a really big dream of mine to be amongst all of you.


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[Assistant] Just all the way. I couldn't ask for more from such great people. And I love you both. I want to thank the American people for letting me take this home. And, uh...


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[Assistant] Hello guys and gals, my name is Nate and welcome to Bitcoin Whiteboard Tuesday. Every few weeks we're going to send you a cool new video, just like this one, explaining some basic concepts around Bitcoin.


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[Assistant] This way you can learn about bitcoin yourself or forward these videos to friends or family members who have questions.


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[Assistant] Today's video is all about Bitcoin wallets and how to choose the best one.


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[Assistant] We're going to cover a lot of topics like mobile wallets, web wallets, desktop wallets, paper wallets, brain wallets, HD wallets, multi-sig wallets, and of course, hardware wallets. So even though we've got a lot to talk about, don't worry. We'll simplify it for you. And in the end, we'll also help you choose the best wallet for your needs. Let's get started.


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[Assistant] A bitcoin wallet is a program to send and receive bitcoins, store bitcoins, and monitor bitcoin balances.


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[Assistant] Just like you need an email program like Outlook or Gmail to manage your emails, you need a bitcoin wallet to manage your bitcoins.


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[Assistant] Wallets interface with the Bitcoin blockchain, that global ledger of Bitcoin transactions that we talked about in our last video. Wallets monitor Bitcoin addresses on the blockchain and update their own balance with each transaction. Now, here's one of the most important things to remember about a wallet. What defines a wallet is where its private key is stored. A private key? What does that mean?


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[Assistant] Well, a private key is just a very long string of numbers and letters that acts as the password to your Bitcoin wallet. It's from this number that your wallet gets its power to send your Bitcoins to other people.


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[Assistant] You can also think of it like the secret coordinates for locating your Bitcoins. In other words, whoever knows your private key has control over your Bitcoins.


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[Assistant] The private key is also used to generate your Bitcoin address. This is just like your email address. It's something you want to give out to people who want to send you Bitcoins. However, even though the Bitcoin address is generated through the private key, there's no way to figure out what the private key is just by examining a Bitcoin address.


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[Assistant] To sum it up, the wallet's core function is the creation, storage, and use of the private key. In other words, it automates Bitcoin's complex cryptography for you.


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[Assistant] As Bitcoin wallets evolved, HD wallets or hierarchical deterministic wallets were created. HD wallets generate an initial phrase known as a seed or mnemonic phrase. This seed is a string of common words which you can memorize instead of the long confusing private key.


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[Assistant] If your wallet gets destroyed or stolen, you can enter this seed in order to reconstruct the private key. Additionally, an HD wallet can create many Bitcoin addresses from the same seed.


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[Assistant] All of the transactions sent to addresses created by the same seed will be part of the same wallet.


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[Assistant] Because these private keys and seeds have complete power over your bitcoins, they must be kept secret and safe. If you fail to protect your wallet's private key or seed, the bitcoins it controls could be irretrievably lost.


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[Assistant] A standard Bitcoin wallet will create a wallet.dat file containing its private key. This file should be backed up by copying it to a safe location like an encrypted drive on your computer, an external flash drive, or even copying it to a piece of paper and hiding it away.


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[Assistant] An HD wallet, on the other hand, will supply you with a seed phrase with up to 24 words that you should write down in a safe place.


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[Assistant] Okay, so much for wallet theory. Let's move on to the different Bitcoin wallets available to us.


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[Assistant] Some wallets hold a full copy of the blockchain in order to validate each and every transaction. These are also called full nodes. Other wallets, also known as SPV wallets or light wallets, don't hold a full copy of the blockchain. They rely on full nodes that they are connected to in order to validate transactions.


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[Assistant] SPV stands for Simple Payment Verification. These wallets are faster and consume less disk space. Since the blockchain today is becoming increasingly big in size, many wallets offer an SPV solution for limited capacity devices such as mobile phones, tablets, and desktops.


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[Assistant] Moving on to hot wallets. A hot wallet refers to any form of Bitcoin wallet that is connected in some way to the internet.


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[Assistant] This can be a wallet that is connected to a web service, a wallet installed on a computer connected to the internet, or even a wallet installed on your mobile phone, assuming you have data transfer to and from your phone.


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[Assistant] Hot wallets, although the most popular, are also the least secure, since they allow access to their inner workings through internet connections.


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[Assistant] Let's view the different hot wallets available, starting with web services wallets.


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[Assistant] Markets, exchanges, betting sites, and other Bitcoin services frequently require you to deposit funds into their online wallets in order to conduct your business.


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[Assistant] These web wallets are the least secure option for storing bitcoins, since you don't have any access to your private keys. You're basically asking someone else to hold your coins for you.


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[Assistant] Such wallets are also more vulnerable to hackers since they have many loopholes along the way. For example, the website in question, the device you're using to connect to the website, or the internet connection can be monitored to steal your bitcoins.


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[Assistant] This forces you to rely upon both the site operator's honesty and their security practices.


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[Assistant] In the event of internal fraud or external hacking, your bitcoins will likely be irretrievably lost.


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[Assistant] On the other hand, Web wallets are highly convenient as they allow you to buy, sell, and send Bitcoins at a moment's notice.


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[Assistant] More competent Web Wallet services will provide multi-factor authentication options, like validating every account login with a text message to guard against external hackers. Even so, for storing any significant amount of coins, Web Wallets are not worth the risk.


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[Assistant] That's why we advise that you avoid the number one newbie mistake and never to keep your bitcoins in an exchange wallet.


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[Assistant] Now let's move on to desktop wallets. These type of hot wallets store your private key on your computer. So as long as your computer is free of malware or any security weaknesses, your Bitcoins are safe.


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[Assistant] However, we all know that that's not the case for most of us. Today, it's hard to be 100% protected and this makes desktop wallets that are connected to the internet a valuable target for hackers.


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[Assistant] Moving on to mobile wallets. These are wallets that store your private key on your mobile phone. Although many wallets are accessible via mobile apps, doing so presents the worst possible scenario for security.


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[Assistant] Mobile wallets offer low security and terrible privacy, given the potential association of your Bitcoin wallet, phone number, and geolocation.


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[Assistant] As phones are frequently lost, broken, or stolen, it's strongly advised that you enable multi-factor authentication, password protect your wallet, and create a private key backup.


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[Assistant] Mobile wallets are highly convenient and designed to provide as much security as possible in an insecure environment. Nonetheless, substantial sums should not be stored on a mobile wallet unless used in tandem with a hardware wallet, which we will discuss in a minute.


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[Assistant] Now let's talk about the most secure form of Bitcoin wallets, cold storage wallets.


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[Assistant] Cold storage refers to any type of wallet that is independent of any internet connection and therefore cannot be hacked remotely.


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[Assistant] Some examples of cold storage wallets are hardware wallets, paper wallets, and brain wallets. Let's go over them now.


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[Assistant] Paper wallets are just pieces of paper with the private key or seed written on them.


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[Assistant] By keeping your private key on a piece of paper, only someone who can physically access that paper can steal your Bitcoins. However, paper wallets are easily destroyed, and therefore it's advisable to create multiple copies so that if one is lost, your Bitcoins can still be retrieved.


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[Assistant] Another thing to consider is that to send the bitcoins you have on your paper wallet to someone else, you will have to import the private key into some form of digital bitcoin wallet.


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[Assistant] This is easily explained in one of the many tutorials we have on the site. The next form of cold storage is hardware wallets. These are physical devices which safely store your private key, such that it cannot be hacked even if your device is compromised by malware.


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[Assistant] You can even use them with a public computer that you don't trust. Most hardware wallets provide a seed backup in the event that the device itself is lost or stolen.


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[Assistant] To send your bitcoins to someone with a hardware wallet, you'll need to have your hardware wallet connected to a computer and use some sort of web page that allows control over the wallet.


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[Assistant] Hardware wallets offer the optical mix between security and ease of use. Their only limitation is that you need to keep your hardware wallet on you at all times in order to send the coins.


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[Assistant] Lastly, we come to brain wallets. Brain wallets are just a way to create a private key out of a predetermined text or set of words.


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[Assistant] So instead of getting a randomly generated seed, you decide for yourself on a passphrase and use some basic algorithms to generate a private key from that passphrase. However, brain wallets have a significant disadvantage. They have a higher probability of being hacked.


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[Assistant] This is because people are usually very predictable in what to use as passwords or supposedly random text, and hackers have a way of knowing that.


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[Assistant] They have been quickly stolen. Also, one Bitcoin user lost four Bitcoins from his wallet after using a brain wallet private key generated from an unknown African's poem. This proves that even if you think you've found some obscure text for a passphrase, you're still in danger of being hacked.


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[Assistant] Now before I show you exactly how you should choose a Bitcoin wallet, I want to talk about one more important feature some Bitcoin wallets have. Multisig. Multisig stands for multi-signature. A wallet that allows sending of Bitcoins only with the approval of enough private keys out of a set of predefined keys. Don't worry, I'll explain.


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[Assistant] Let's say that Alice, Bob, and Charlie all want to open a business together and invest some of their Bitcoins. But none of them actually want only one person to have the private keys to this money.


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[Assistant] So they each get one key and use a multi-sig wallet that requires two out of three of those keys. This way, none of them can run away with the money alone, but they also don't need all three of them to pay the expenses.


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[Assistant] For example, if Alice wants to run with the money, she can't because she only has one key. But if Bob is missing and Alice and Charlie want to pay an expense, they can do it with their two keys.


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[Assistant] Multi-sig doesn't have to be only two out of three. It can be almost any combination. For example, a couple wants to have a shared account and decide that only if both of them agree, they can spend the money. Or, a company's board of directors that allows payments only by vote of the majority.


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[Assistant] Multisig is often used for escrow services where two parties decide on a transaction that requires two out of three keys.


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[Assistant] If the seller and buyer don't agree, a trusted third party will arbitrate and release the funds. You did it! Now you know all there is to know about Bitcoin wallets. So let's see how to choose the best wallet for your needs.


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[Assistant] The first thing you need to know is that different people will use different Bitcoin wallets for different purposes. For example, if I need to store a large amount of Bitcoin safely, I will use a different wallet than if I just want to have some small Bitcoin change to pay for a cup of coffee.


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[Assistant] Usually wallets vary on a scale of security versus convenience and you need to decide where you want to be on that scale. Some of the questions you should ask yourself include how many bitcoins will I be storing? How frequently will I use the wallet? Can I afford to pay for a hardware wallet? Do I need to carry the wallet around with me?


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[Assistant] Do I need to share the wallet with someone else? Am I tech savvy?


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[Assistant] How much do I value my privacy? Do I trust myself to safeguard my wallet or do I want to give some third party the task of doing so?


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[Assistant] Depending on the answers to these questions, it should be easier for you to choose a wallet. Most of the popular Bitcoin wallets are listed on our Bitcoin Wallets page on this site. So now it's just a matter of choosing the best wallet for your needs.


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[Assistant] Before we conclude, keep in mind that you may want to use more than one wallet. For example, you can use a hardware wallet for large sums of bitcoins and also have a mobile wallet with a small balance on it for daily payments. This way, even if your mobile phone breaks or gets stolen, you're not risking a lot of money.


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[Assistant] So I hope you've enjoyed today's lesson of Bitcoin Whiteboard Tuesday, and I can't wait to see you in our next video. If you still have any questions or comments on the video, feel free to leave them in the comment section below, and I'll see you in a bit.


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[Assistant] My gynecologist said she'd been through it and you couldn't cure recurrent vaginal yeast infection fast enough. Gynolotrimin. She said nothing cures faster or more effectively. It brings me early treatment and early cure. Gynolotrimin. Early treatment, early cure.


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[Assistant] The captain of the hard rock cafe. That's who we're kumatizing today. Yup. But seriously, I'm very excited to watch this episode.


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[Assistant] New one-off characters I get to akumatize, so.


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[Assistant] I'm excited to watch. I hope you guys are as well. Please remember to go support the official release of Miraculous Ladybug either on Disney Plus or Netflix, depending on what country you're in. And if you like this content and want to see my full uncut reaction, you can check out my Patreon page. Link down in the description below to get access to those over there. But without further ado, let's get started.


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[Assistant] I deserve to be biased, okay? My now husband gave me a guitar pick and I've kept that necklace. I don't think I have it here at this exact second. But that necklace you saw me wear in very early videos. He gave me that pick.


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[Assistant] Exactly like that before we were dating, same thing happens. I deserve to be biased because I can see. I can see where that relationship could go and I like it. So I deserve to be biased.


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[Assistant] Marinette- Marinette needs to be alone right now. So that she can, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] She can't be blinded by you, Adrian. She- she- she needs the sun gone for a little bit, okay? She- yeaah. She needs to- Are you okay, girl?


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[Assistant] Mama, you chaining them up? Ooh. And Luca Marinette, together.


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[Assistant] I'm in love with this boy. I like him for her. Maybe I got a little crush on him too, but like.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking like 16 year old me would have mad crush on him. I got a little crushed, but like...


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[Assistant] Fuck Adrian! What? Don't. But don't. Don't. Don't, though. Realize what I said there. Don't.


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[Assistant] Okay, she gets her shit back.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm going to be your greatest competition.


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[Assistant] Why do I always fall for like the ships that are just like


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[Assistant] Never gonna happen. Like, why do I do that to myself? Why? Why can't my brain just like, like, the cannon ship? Why can't I just like the cannon ship? Like, why? Why? They get like cute moments, they get stuff, like, it's so reasonable to just like what's put in front of you.


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[Assistant] But me, I get like this nice little like, you know, like a tiny little steak put in front of me and I'm like, oh, this is very nice. I would like to eat this, yes. But then I see someone else walk past who's getting like this like big sushi platter and I'm like,


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[Assistant] But we could have that. But we could have that, though.


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[Assistant] No, I won't, I won't eat this. I'll wait and see if we can have that.


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[Assistant] Ugh, like why do I do that? Ugh, like you know! What, what are they called then? Luca in Marinette.


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[Assistant] We have to have Adrian and Marinette together. Obviously. It's, it's there. It's obvious. It's there.


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[Assistant] But like, oh my god, like Luca, Luca! I'm madly in love, okay?


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[Assistant] I know he's a child. I'm not saying for me though, like, yes, 16 year old me would have biggest crush on this boy. Not saying for me, but like,


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[Assistant] How can you not adore him? Oh my gosh, like he's so sensitive. He's an artist with his music. He plays music. He just like may music off the fly for like Marinette. He like has black nail polish on like


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[Assistant] He has like the really cool black earring. I think they're spacers technically.


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[Assistant] But uhm, like the black earrings. He's got like that cool blue hair. He's like...


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[Assistant] So sweet, and he's like constantly like, wow, you're amazing, Marinette. Like constantly giving her-


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[Assistant] Positive affirmation and shit, like, oh my god, I'm madly in love with this boy, like, oh my gosh, I want him for her. So madly.


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[Assistant] And you know it's not gonna happen. You know it's not gonna happen. Obviously it's, it's Marinette and Adrian. It's Marinette and Adrian. There is no if, ands, or buts.


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[Assistant] Who that formula, they're going to be together. You can wish all you want is gonna happen, but like.


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[Assistant] Let me just live in like La La Land over there with my sushi platter and dream of Luca and Marinette being together because it makes me happy.


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[Assistant] It makes me really happy and really cute. I hope Luca comes back like a lot. Can you go to our school? Can you go to our school? Is he gonna come to ours?


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[Assistant] Oh, that'd be awesome. Can you come to school so we can see him more?


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[Assistant] And I mean, okay, but let's like, think about this, okay? Like, he was detailed enough that we'll probably see his character come back. And like, Adrian?


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[Assistant] Adrian, like, this is Meredith's friend. She's just a friend, okay? She's just a friend.


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[Assistant] Kagami? That was her name? Kagagami? Kagami? I think that was her name. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Well, like, he has her. It's not like he'd be alone, like, they kinda hinted at some stuff between them potentially, like, you know?


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[Assistant] Toooo do fencing and something and she-


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[Assistant] Just doesn't- they just grew apart or something. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Okay, like, getting off of Luke, because that was not even the main point of this episode. That was not even who got akumatized in this episode. Uhm, his mom. Uhm.


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[Assistant] She's beautiful, I love that like, kinda more like rock punk kinda look to her, but like still kinda pirate-y, it looks good.


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[Assistant] That red hair looks gooood.


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[Assistant] I thought this one was interesting that they're doing like a music festival and the fact that like


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[Assistant] Adrian got to be a part of the band. I think it was really nice.


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[Assistant] Just because I do think Adrian deserves more friends, so if him and Luca become friends, that would be nice. Poor Marinette though, like, her head's gonna bobble right off, but it would be nice. Like I said, I want Adrian to get more friends.


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[Assistant] I don't want him to date anybody. I just want him to get friends at this point because he's been very, very sheltered. So I don't want him to like have to deal with like a relationship right now. I'd rather him just have friends.


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[Assistant] And I think that's what he wants to right now as well, which is why I think he just calls Marinette a friend. Because right now he just wants friends. Uhm, along with that all, I'm definitely curious to see...


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[Assistant] Where the show is going to go? Because we're about halfway done a little more in the season.


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[Assistant] And so I don't know where we're going or where we'll leave off. We haven't seen Lila come back at all. We still have...


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[Assistant] Technically, I guess three miraculous that haven't been used. There was our turtle one.


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[Assistant] The yellow barrette, I think it's a bee or bird, uh, I think it's a bee. And then we have the peacock looking one, which we know Hawk Moth has the peacock one, so I don't know what that means per se.


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[Assistant] We know that kwamis have special powers that can be utilized, power ups, I guess they're more so called.


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[Assistant] So I feel like we're like leading up to something with a lot of this stuff. So I'm definitely curious to kind of see what will happen. Uhm, our next episode I think we might see the power of potentially again. I'm not entirely sure.


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[Assistant] I'll be curious. I don't know, like we've only used it once and we have like six colors so there's like five other abilities left.


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[Assistant] So it'll be interesting to see them. I would assume we would use them all this season, but maybe they'll wait till season three to do some. Maybe they're just stashing away for a lot of things in case they can't solve something. I don't know. I really, really did like this episode.


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[Assistant] Maybe just because of Luca. But I did like this episode a lot.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of feelings there, a lot of feelings. A lot of positive feelings, I should say.


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[Assistant] And the fact that, I know I said I didn't want him there, but I'm glad Adrian got to be there.


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[Assistant] I'm glad that he got to have that little moment with his dad too.


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[Assistant] It was nice. Um, I am a little sad though. I remember we were kind of like.


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[Assistant] Leading on to the fact that like, Adrien gets talked to like, the Guardian Master?


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[Assistant] And they just haven't shown what they talked about or anything. So, a little disappointed by that. I was hoping we could...


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[Assistant] Get that and see that interaction because I think it would still be interesting even though we've already kind of had it with Marinette. I still would like to see it with Adrian.


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[Assistant] So, I had a lot of fun watching it, it was very enjoyable. My cheeks hurt from like giggling and smiling, so I had a very good time.


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[Assistant] Thank you all so much for watching me so much. Please remember if you like this video to like, share, subscribe, all that fun, just comment down below. Let me know what you guys think. I'm always super curious because


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[Assistant] A lot of you all watched these episodes a very long time ago, so it's interesting to kind of hear what your initial, like, reactions were, how you felt, things like that. So, thank you guys so much, and I'll see you all later. Byeeeee!


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[Assistant] It's kinda like, you remember, uh, Cisco and Ebert? Yea, for life, for culture. They just had to randomly, like, they just flipped a coin to pick, like, what the order of the name was, but I'm gonna give it to you because of the seniority. I think it's gotta be the Dame Dash and Adam show, if it's gonna be that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not gonna try to make a play for my ownership. I was just with Nori and he was like kinda pissed when I suggested the idea of this because he's like, oh, I always wanted him on Revolve or whatever.


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[Assistant] So you don't look at Revolta as like, being an example of doing the right thing in this game? You think that it's not independent enough?


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[Assistant] She rolled this joint. Oh, so that's why she's here. Okay. She's much more than a joint roller.


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[Assistant] That's actually something I thought of at a certain point. I'm like, I wonder if we're going to end up needing like a female. We're definitely going to need that. Co-star or something, yea.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, is there a sense of solidarity between you and somebody like Puffy just because you're of the same generation?


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[Assistant] What do you think, in best case scenario, that we could get out of this podcast? Cause the main thing that stands out to me is that


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[Assistant] But yea, there's a degree of that. Like if there was like a BMX dude or a skateboard dude, I feel a degree of solidarity with them. The whole- So when you relate to culture, you relate to BMX? That is one identity group that I follow into. Oh no, I don't care about that at all.


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[Assistant] What I was saying is a lot of people end up identifying with their socioeconomic group, not their race. So once they become a person...


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[Assistant] How do you, what do you know about what you're going to come into life as before you're born?


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[Assistant] Okay, so just to get to this, I feel like the interesting thing about us doing a podcast together is- We're not doing a podcast, we're doing a show bro. A show, right. Dream big, man.


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[Assistant] What does David Letterman do? The main thing I would say is the difference is talk shows in front of audience, talk shows edited. There's an audience. Right.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It just feels like a different procedure. Nah, you dream bigger. What people like about a podcast is the fact that it's a fucking unedited, unadulterated, hour long roughly block of talk.


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[Assistant] That makes it almost impossible for people to really feel like they're getting to know a real person. They're so fascinated by you because they don't.


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[Assistant] Well let me just answer this question, is like, how much do you think that your identity is tied to your own success?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I hear that. But do you feel like you...


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[Assistant] But do you feel like there, do you feel like there's no way that you could ever see yourself working again with like a traditional record label?


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[Assistant] Hmm, what do you think the world wants from Dame Dash at this point?


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[Assistant] Right. What do you think people could get out of this podcast though? What do you think best case scenario is?


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[Assistant] You think that there's anything, what would you say to the people who think that there's something weird about you still saying pause after all these years?


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[Assistant] But so Paws came after though? Paws was like the replacement, right? No? Was before? Well, you're right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] They'll tell you the damn dash came with it. Or no, Cam came with it.


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[Assistant] Okay, but he looked out. I'm trying to think of how he could have looked out.


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[Assistant] I did try to Google this because people were laughing at the fact that you were talking about it and I clearly had no idea what the fuck you were talking about, yeaah.


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[Assistant] To me, it's the worst kind of album. I don't think, I don't think that the world needs this. I don't think he did a good job at what he probably should have been trying to do, which is he needs to explain to us what the fuck he's been doing for the past few years.


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[Assistant] Look, this is my thing, I watched the big boy interview, and it's like, he just says the most outlandish, ridiculous shit. Didn't he tell you he's bipolar? But if you, yeah, that's fucking- Didn't he admit it? That's the excuse that we're just gonna give people, it's like, ah, he's bipolar, he can say whatever the fuck he wants. Bro, bro, he was in the fucking-


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[Assistant] First of all, the bullshit he says, the way he defends Trump, the way he defends, oh, everybody should agree to disagree. It's boring. It's stupid. And then he has to rely on Jesus to try to get away with it. It's the oldest trick in the book, though, to be honest.


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[Assistant] You can't just sweep the Trump shit under the rug like it's not a big deal. People want him to explain the Trump shit in a way that makes sense to them. It's not gonna happen. But that's the bare minimum. If you're gonna support Donald Trump, you have to explain this in a way that makes sense to people. That's at least what I wanted out of this album.


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[Assistant] I'm not, I don't think it's important what race I am when I say that. I'm saying what I think from observing public discourse. I think that there's a level to which people are unhappy with Kanye, primarily because of his support of Donald Trump.


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[Assistant] If you want a real answer, that's not at all what I was doing. I wasn't talking about what a black people want. I'm talking about from my observation, what I see, what people want from him. People want an explanation for the Trump shit. People want him to somehow land on something that ideologically makes sense. If you don't answer questions, why should he? I'm answering the question in the best of my ability. I don't know what the hell you want from me.


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[Assistant] Why would it ever not be okay for one human being to comment on how other human beings are behaving regardless of race?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just want to say for the record, I like Kanye too, but I mean, I just don't really care for that album. He's not your brother, bro.


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[Assistant] Look at the Trump shit in a bubble and admit to me that you don't like it.


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[Assistant] Who gives a fuck? What the fuck? Let me ask you a question. Your defense, you call that bubblegum and then you talk about sneakers. Sneakers don't matter.


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[Assistant] I did, I bought a sweatsuit and a record last night. $260.


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[Assistant] You think I could potentially end up as your closest white friend? Is that something that could happen through this process?


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[Assistant] That's real. Aw, man. Well, she's bringing back a weed over here too.


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[Assistant] That's real. You go to Tyler Creator's show, it's all white kids. Ever seen this?


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[Assistant] I mean, if I were to base it solely on my racial group or my location where I was born, I would play you a bunch of Boston hardcore bands that I do have a lot of, you know, I love them. Which ones are those? I would play you Blood for Blood, I'd play you, uh, you know, going outside of Boston, I'd play you Minor Threat, Chain of Strength, Youth of Today.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like every genre has a time period when it's interesting and that's I guess the interesting thing about hip hop is just that it's been and managed to sustain its viability for so long, you know?


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[Assistant] Usually when people combine rock music and rap music, it doesn't turn out that good.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, the pause thing, a lot of people might take it as homophobic. Ah, but we make jokes, bro. Devil's advocate, but. Who cares?


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[Assistant] It's not my fight. Right. Well, we'll get some gay guy on here someday to challenge you.


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[Assistant] We'll get a gay, a big beefy gay guy in here to push your limits.


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[Assistant] I feel like we only did 40 minutes. We really want to be doing a full show. We need an hour. It's 40 minutes.


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[Assistant] Have questions from the audience? Yeah, sure. Why not? Raise a hand. Nobody got a question here?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, cause I'm from the same place as Gigi Allen and I grew up like knowing that like a lot of kids would like go to his grave and shit and piss and vomit on it.


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[Assistant] I heard of him and shit, but I don't know much about him. Black Rock and Roll group. I don't know about them. Okay.


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[Assistant] I literally used to have a VHS tape that I bought at the CD store where I grew up and had a video of Gigi Allen performing


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[Assistant] To me that was like, you're not that kind of rock star. There's a difference.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the hell Dame's doing, I'm gonna be honest with you. Oop, here we go.


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[Assistant] Right. I mean again, I was just trying to summarize what I personally wanted from the album and what I think a lot of other people want from the album. Huh?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna summarize my feelings on what I think people in general want from him and in particular I think that a lot of his stuff with the Trump stuff with the slavery shit has really pushed black people to the limits of what they might be willing to accept from someone who, granted he gets more


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[Assistant] More leeway with this than anyone else.


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[Assistant] I might have said black at some point, but I think overall I said, I'm talking about everybody. But you did say black people. Shout out to all my black people.


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[Assistant] Rap content with uh, rappers and people in the rap game for the, well I mean I guess that's largely what I've been focused on lately but I mean, in general we just do all kinds of stuff. I got pornstars, I got YouTubers, comedians.


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[Assistant] I'm just not that interested in it to be honest. There's not a lot of rock music out there. If I, if I was doing a podcast and it was the year 2003, I'd guarantee there'd be a lot of hardcore bands I'd be interested in cause that was all I was into at the time. I listen to rap, so I interview rappers for the most part.


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[Assistant] I would say just to have the deepest possible conversation I could have to really have the most interesting conversation I could have to just really get to the heart, to get someone to be realer than they normally would be I guess is like the primal


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[Assistant] Yeah, to entertain and to also to ideally like push the overall discourse further and further like


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[Assistant] I think so but having uncensored, unedited, uncut conversations of people really


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[Assistant] Exchanging ideas I think is the only way that we're ever going to be able to like create a better place to live for all races and to make races like that's the main thing I think we could maybe get out of this podcast is the idea of two people who are from different generations, different races, different everything, different places we grew up. Find some common ground.