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[Assistant] Betman's defining legacy will be in his expansion of the NHL to non-hockey markets. And the results have been mixed.


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[Assistant] Where every Vegas or Dallas exceeding out of the gate, there's a Carolina or a Nashville that takes a while to thrive. Then there's Atlanta and Arizona.


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[Assistant] But there are grassroots efforts being put together, especially by Arizona State. Plus, the area did give us Austin Mathes. That's enough to get kids from the area to put on the skates, right? If only they had something better than the Coyotes to rally around. Everyone involved in this saga needs a fresh start. Myself especially. Two Blackhawks backers pying, shoot soon.


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[Assistant] Wheelchair basketball has featured in every games since its introduction in 1960. The sport is very similar to able-bodied basketball. The court, the hoop, and the backboard are all the same dimensions.


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[Assistant] Each team consists of 12 players, with 5 on court at any one time.


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[Assistant] Players are classified on a point system from 1 to 4.5. The higher the number, the lower the impairments. Each team can't exceed a total


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[Assistant] Field goals within the three-point line score two points, and for all baskets scored outside, three points are awarded.


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[Assistant] Players are strapped into the chair, so any slight movement will see the wheelchair react with you to achieve maximum agility. This is a fast-paced and frenetic sport, requiring eye-hand coordination and stamina.


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[Assistant] Invented in 1977, an originally called murder ball wheelchair rugby made its Paralympic debut at Sydney 2000. The sport is played by mixed teams of men and women. Players score goals by carrying a round ball across the opposition's goal line with at least two wheels of their wheelchair on the ground.


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[Assistant] The field of play is a hardwood court measuring 28 meters by 15 meters. There's an 8 meter goal line at each end, marked by cones.


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[Assistant] The teams consist of 12 players, with 4 allowed on the court at any one time. Players all have impairments affecting their arms and legs, and are classified using a point system measuring functional physical ability. Each individual is scored from 0.5 up to 3.5. The lower the number, the greater the activity limitation.


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[Assistant] The four players on the court cannot exceed a total of eight points.


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[Assistant] They can be distinguished easily by their wheelchairs. Offensive wheelchairs are shorter with small bumpers and rounded wings so they can turn and maneuver through tight spaces.


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[Assistant] The games consist of four eight-minute quarters. If the game is tied at the end of regulation play, three-minute overtime periods are played. Teams have twelve seconds to move the ball from their court into the opposition's half.


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[Assistant] 40 seconds to score a goal or they must hand over possession.


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[Assistant] The player in possession must bounce or pass the ball within 10 seconds of receiving it. To pass the ball, players may throw it, roll it, bat it, or bounce it. Kicking the ball is not permitted. This is a full contact sport, and clashes between wheelchairs are very much a part of the game.


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[Assistant] Hitting and blocking is used by both defensive and offensive teams to stop the ball carrier or to create openings for a goal. However, dangerous contact such as hitting a player from behind is generally not permitted.


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[Assistant] Wheelchair rugby is a fast and furious contact sport that makes for spectacular viewing.


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[Assistant] For 70 years, F1's fans have debated the ultimate question. Who is the fastest driver?


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[Assistant] But until now, we've had to form our own opinions from what we see on the track.


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[Assistant] Introducing Fastest Driver, a new F1 Insight powered by AWS.


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[Assistant] It analyses every qualifying lap in F1's data archive from 1983 to the present day.


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[Assistant] It tells us what the data says about how the drivers stack up. So how does it work?


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[Assistant] It removes any outlying laps such as those affected by weather and it compares them with the driver's teammate to eliminate the performance of the car.


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[Assistant] They are then matched against other drivers through a network of teammate relationships, given a rank based on pure speed and a gap to the fastest driver in seconds.


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[Assistant] Using this new insight, we'll be able to see what the data says about how current drivers compare to F1's legends, where your favourites rank among the competition,


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[Assistant] And which driver really is the fastest in Formula One?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Dannyville knew, he's a beast.


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[Assistant] As you can see, we have been prepping for this episode meticulously. And boy, do we have a show for you guys today. Not only are Tom and myself returning from the NFL Combine, but a lot has already happened in NFL free agency.


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[Assistant] Especially, how about we start off with letting Russ cook.


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[Assistant] Who will be the quarterback for the Broncos going forward?


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[Assistant] Who was said to have been going all in. Now has been left without their all pro left tackle in Tyron Smith hitting free agency. And now the Cowboys are even, there's some rumors we're not even gonna sign Dak to a long term deal. What do you guys think about what's going on with America's favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys?


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[Assistant] With the Cowboys, uh, what are you guys hearing?


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[Assistant] I will say, I do think the Cowboys will get a deal done with Dak. I think both sides are posturing thus far, and Dak still has all the leverage. I think something does get done here.


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[Assistant] The only thing is for a team looking to go all in. All in.


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[Assistant] Starting it by letting your all pro laptop walk does not give good vibes. That's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Would this not just be, look at how the Packers have done things, right? They had their


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[Assistant] QB of the future sit, and he didn't just sit for a couple seasons, he sat for a long time. What if this is just another situation like that where you can say, maybe Pickett's not the guy right now.


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[Assistant] And he just needs some time to mature. Let's get him some time behind.


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[Assistant] Uh, a veteran who has won a Super Bowl before. Tree, what are you looking at it as?


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[Assistant] Tuesday, and then we left Sunday morning. Okay, so we, we were there for a while.


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[Assistant] We get there, we get our credentials, we basically do like a walkthrough of the area where all the players are gonna be. That's where you see like, they're at their podium, standing up.


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[Assistant] Talking, asking questions. We were actually able to ask questions, like, right next to reporters. It was a little bit weird, I'm not gonna lie. Wearing sunglasses is not the move.


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[Assistant] We actually saw the Madden van where they were scanning people to be in Madden.


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[Assistant] And then you go on the field basically through a little corridor and it was dope.


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[Assistant] We were able to like get into the broadcaster seats where they were doing the broadcast and got like a alright, this is.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed my whole experience and then the final day, so after we go through all the position groups and all that, the final day was when we got to run some of the drills ourselves and we were wiped out, at least I was wiped out for a lot of the time because it's a lot of standing.


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[Assistant] A lot of waiting, especially for some of the prospects to come out, things like that. But, uh, we were literally...


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[Assistant] There will be more footage coming out when I try and put together a vlog.


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[Assistant] And he remembered me from when I interviewed him when he was in high school. So that was pretty cool. And I might have easily interviewed someone that the Cowboys might be drafting because I interviewed a whole bunch of old linemen. So it's just going to be fascinating to see who, uh, which way the Cowboys go in the first round.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we met Brett Coleman as well. Shout out to Brett for filming our 40 times in slow motion. Definitely check his channel out because he has a lot of, uh, combine content.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, literally check out Brett Coleman's page.


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[Assistant] But Brett is an insider. He has some insider knowledge. And so what I'm hearing


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[Assistant] And, and just to piggyback off that real quick, we saw in real time how rumors affect


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[Assistant] On his own, when in actuality these were asked questions.


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[Assistant] I will understand why after like seeing him next, seeing him stand up next to me.


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[Assistant] He was to me the most athletic looking quarterback out there. Uh, Joe Milton. You saw that long bomb he had at the combine. So when a team reaches for Joe,


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[Assistant] I will completely understand it. On the, on the inverse side though.


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[Assistant] If you go back, I'm literally right here in the middle. That's me with my camera. That's the type of access we were getting right there. I'm literally on my knee and I just got clips of me getting the quarterback and then panning towards the receiver.


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[Assistant] Two minutes before that, Jerry Rice walks up next to me.


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[Assistant] And he's like clapping up Chris Carter and he's like, I don't want to run around. I'm trying to hear what they're doing. And then Steve Smith comes over and is talking and they're all laughing and giggling and I'm just there just like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like when the 40 was happening, it was like...


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[Assistant] You could hear a pin drop when these guys were running their 40s. Cause it was so silent. I didn't even want to change locations when the 40s started running. I would wait until everyone ran their 40 once and then I would move to another location.


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[Assistant] And then that's why I stopped running some of the receiver routes. Cause I was like, I think this is not a good idea.


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[Assistant] So I was like, I'm not going to warm up if we're going to go through another warm up. And then it's like, we get there. Okay. Who's running first? And I ran first. So I didn't, I really didn't warm up anything.


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[Assistant] I also haven't done anything like three weeks either, uhm, which really sucks.


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[Assistant] So, I told Tom this though, we're just setting ourselves up to, uh, for greatness next season. That's right, baby.


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[Assistant] No, it was literally I don't want to.


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[Assistant] I will say, the broad jump though, like I had a decent broad jump for not knowing how to broad jump at all. We basically just looked at how the players did things and then tried to emulate what they were doing. So.


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[Assistant] I decided to go into the pawn shop today to try and sell a collection of American League field passes. I think these field passes are very special. There's nothing like them anywhere, especially as a set.


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[Assistant] Couldn't let him go for that. It would be getting ripped off. I just couldn't do it.


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[Assistant] Hey, what do we got here? I got a couple of, uh, souvenir World Series mini-bats. Super cool. No, it's the World Series. I mean, it's a big...


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[Assistant] Alright Scoots, alright dude, I swear, you better pray to everything that the Packers do not beat the Cowboys. They beat the Cowboys, stay by your phone. Stay by your phone, Scoots, I'm just gonna let you


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[Assistant] I wanna say that I completely agree with you with what you said last week.


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[Assistant] Because I do think the Packers would have still won if we had Teddy Bridgewater.


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[Assistant] Because I thought that was gonna be a really close game. I thought it was gonna be back and forth. But it wasn't. It was 27-0 before you knew it.


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[Assistant] They scored one touchdown in the entire first half.


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[Assistant] And I think just going forward, because we've already talked, right, I've already done the clowning, I've already done the roasting, you're already keeping Mike McCarthy, the roast has happened enough. But I think now, in the future, when you even contemplate for one second


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[Assistant] Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Because now, I mean, the Packers have more playoff wins in your stadium than you.


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[Assistant] We won a Super Bowl in that stadium. And while it was Aaron Rodgers' team for a very long time, that has now gone to Jordan Love. And I want to then extend it to the rest of you, that out of all the clickbait teams,


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[Assistant] I lost to every single one of you. I lost to Tree. I lost to Brandon. I lost to Five.


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[Assistant] The one team that the Green Bay Packers beat, because I heard it all year, I had to get clowned on by every single one of you. One team. Dallas Cowboys. And for that, it's been a great season.


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[Assistant] But Scooter, at what point do we just take a look? I mean, we beat you last year and we sucked.


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[Assistant] So my question is at what point, cause you talk about going all in and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] At what point do you look around because you mention your franchise is being cursed? Why can't you win against the Green Bay Packers? In your opinion.


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[Assistant] Time management, play calling at times, 100%. I mean, I think when it comes to like, McCarthy, he is a good head coach, but...


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[Assistant] I think, again, like, his flaws, and Brandon and I were talking about this with every playoff team, like, their flaws are gonna be heightened, you know, when they lose, obviously, cause the season's over. But at the same time, like, when it comes to McCarthy,


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[Assistant] If I was a Cowboys fan, but if I was a Cowboys fan, like there would be a legit worry of like, I'm not seeing actual changes, right? Like we can go out and get this guy and this guy and this guy, but at the end of the day, like nothing's changing from every single playoff games. Like you should show up prepared and you're not.


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[Assistant] So, that wasn't it. Like, it seems like we're changing almost everything except coaching. And Dan Quinn did not do a great job either. He was cool. You know, and we'll see if you wind up losing him in this offseason. I just think...


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[Assistant] When it comes to going, okay, I hear you. Maybe you go all in, you spend a little bit more money, et cetera, et cetera. Maybe you're aggressive in the draft.


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[Assistant] Do you have the coach that's gonna get you over the hump? I don't know these past few years if I have seen anything that's indicating that. Because they'll do great in the regular season. Hell, Packers did great in the regular season all the frickin' time.


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[Assistant] You're a regular season team. Like, that's what it comes down to. Like, you are a very good regular season team. You know, you'll have those random games like the Cardinals that you'll lose to. You'll maybe split with the Eagles or something like that. But you'll have a great record. You've had it for the past three years. But when you get to, okay, there's only so many teams left.


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[Assistant] That's when it seems the bright lights come on, and for whatever reason, it's like let's throw our thing out the window.


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[Assistant] There was a little, but once they put Love back in, I was a lot less nervous because Love absolutely moved the ball whenever he wanted to on that defense. I mean, like legitimately, there was no stopping him. I don't know. I will, I have never, and I've watched football for a long time. You all have watched football for a long time.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I've ever seen anyone as open as Luke Musgrave.


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[Assistant] I don't think that was- In a playoff game? Holy C9! And it wasn't even a great throw! Like it was just under pressure, it did like that, and he was just like, alright, we're just gonna throw it up there, and he is just sitting there, caught it, full stop, and then he's like, alright, I guess I'll run into the end zone now.


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[Assistant] But, that would've, okay, you would've gotten another touchdown. So, at that point, I think...


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[Assistant] It was a mix of a couple things. We got after Dak a decent amount, uhm, but there was times where he had plenty of time to throw. I thought it was always just more of a play calling by the Cowboys. You know, whether the coverage was really good or not, it just seems like they did not want to take a deep shot, and it was more check downs than anything.


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[Assistant] And I mean, listen, I'll take it all day, but at the end of the day, like they also didn't really establish the run at all. Like they didn't really attempt a whole lot. And Aaron Jones just ran all over them. And now at some point, I get it, when you're down 27-0, you know, you can't really run the ball. But there was never that like urgency of like, hey, we're down 27-0.


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[Assistant] I mean, if I'm not mistaken, like they were still running it in the third quarter when it was like, okay, let's try and get back in this. And they're like, all right, let's hand it off. Like the time management was bad. The play calling was bad. I think that more than anything was like the worst part while also giving credit to the Packers defense because they did.


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[Assistant] So, we're talking about kind of complacency because, like, talking to Tree2 and just talking to Steelers fans in general, like, that seems to be the overwhelming fear. It's like, oh, this season was a success because it was a winning season we made into the playoffs. And they won in spite of a lot of reasons. That's what it always is, too, though.


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[Assistant] Like, oh yay, so we get a worse draft pick, I'm never advocating for tanking.


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[Assistant] of like, hey, you know, worst draft pick, it's going to be difficult to make moves and like nothing's really going to change. So I think that that's the frustration, but I think when it comes to scooter, you know, we're talking about coaching and all that great stuff too.


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[Assistant] But this also, like we're talking about an organizational issue, at what point, and I know Cowboys fans have already brought it up in the chat, at what point do you look at Jerry Jones and like, he loves that team. Don't get me wrong, like he loooves the Dallas Cowboys. And he wants to win a ring.


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[Assistant] But at what point do you also look and just be like, maybe the, he's a little bit too involved. Because like everything coming out of the draft room is like, oh, yeah, everyone can speak, all the scouts and all that stuff. But at the end of the day, it is, it also is like down to Jerry Jones who can make, yeah, I kinda like this person to draft.


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[Assistant] Like, do you, like, legitimately scoot, I'm not trying to clown at all. Like, is that also a part that's holding the Cowboys back?


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[Assistant] So not the personnel, it's more of just the expectations that are there because you're the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think it's next year. Yeah, I think Scooter's right when it comes to like, it literally one more shot. I'm arguing, I don't even think he deserves that one more shot.


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[Assistant] There's, there's gonna be a lag, I think Scooter's right, in terms of just like, there is, if you bring in a new coach, cause Perna and I were talking about this with the Bears.


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[Assistant] Right, so the Bears, if they go out and get Caleb Williams, and they're keeping Eberflues, and they wind up firing Eberflues after next season, and then they go, okay, well we have another young quarterback, again, who's getting a new coach, again. Right, it's not great for their development.


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[Assistant] At the same time, you can acknowledge that, but also recognize that the situation the cowboys are in, is not a great one. You talk about the fact that Dak is owed so much money, you talk about Mike McCarthy not getting these results, and then it goes back to,


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[Assistant] How did the Cowboys get in this situation? And that's where it comes down to because we can talk about things aren't going to change or it's going to be really difficult getting new coaches or new QBs or whatever. And yes, granted, but the only reason we're talking about this right now is because the Cowboys themselves have gotten themselves into this situation.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, struggling to beat Justin Fields when we're the Packers struggling to beat Justin Fields. The Bears haven't beaten the Green Bay Packers since a while.


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[Assistant] I think, like, the Ravens were celebrating this weekend because both AFC North teams got eliminated because I think that's been the narrative, right? The only teams that can beat the Ravens are teams in the AFC North.


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[Assistant] And themselves. And I think when it comes to the Ravens right now, Perna touched on just how balanced they're playing. Their defense is playing really, really well. Their offense is looking great. You know, Lamar's playing really well.


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[Assistant] And I think it's like also being played in Baltimore. I think that's gonna be tough. It's not inside. You're not gonna have a home crowd. Uhm, I like the Texans to do well.


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[Assistant] But yeah, like I have to give it to the Ravens just because I think until proven otherwise, they're the best team in football. And we saw this with the 49ers because we thought they were the best team in football and the Ravens absolutely dog walked them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think the, obviously, this season has surpassed, like, well, I mean, I did say 10 wins, but legitimately the way that Jordan Love has been playing has


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[Assistant] You know, like a whole, like, it seems that now, like, the media's starting to interview, like, the Romeo Dobbs of the world, the Jaden Reed of the world, because for a lot, these receivers, like, unless you're in Green Bay, like, you don't really know their name, because, like, they're a bunch of really young guys. Christian Watson, obviously, like, his name has a little bit of, uh, you know, has a little bit of weight, but I think for this particular week,


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[Assistant] What's been kind of been highlighted is that all these receivers are like, hey, like Jayden Reed, he didn't do anything in terms of receptions against the Cowboys and he's been one of our best wide receivers all year.


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[Assistant] And he goes, dude, I don't care if I get like no catches and I have to block every single down. I'm going to block. You see like talking to Aaron Jones being like, I want to block for you. Like I want to do that. I don't want to go. And it's kind of like the inverse of like what's wrong with the Steelers.


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[Assistant] Right? Because the Steelers, like, you had that complete opposite for a while, where it was like, guys weren't blocking. And so, this team, regardless of what happens on Saturday, I think, talk about experience in the playoffs, experience under pressure, and in my opinion, this is the worst that the Packers are going to look for a bit.


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[Assistant] You know, like, think about it that way. This is without a secondary. Their safety is all bait up. You know, shout out to Darnell Savage for the pick six last week. You know, and he's had a much better season. But like, we have Carrington Valentine back there. Did we think a seventh rounder was gonna be starting in the playoffs? He played 90 defensive snaps against the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] So at this point, like yeaah, it's gonna be a tough game, but at the same time I'm also looking at it is if they're able to fire off on all cylinders, get a lead like they did against the Cowboys, there's a legit shot they wind up winning.


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[Assistant] And I know they own Aaron Rodgers and the Packers, but this ain't Aaron Rodgers Packers anymore.


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[Assistant] So, I'm not gonna sit here and be like cocky and be like, well we're gonna beat the 49ers or anything like that. But I think, besides two years ago, this is the most confident I've been about beating the 49ers in about ten years.


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[Assistant] Real quick, it's interesting cause like this reminds me like with Scooter before, cause it reminds me of the Packers. It also just goes to show how important seeding is, and how like that could come down to literal luck.


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[Assistant] Because like, Scooter, would you, like, what other team would you have rather played in the wild card that you would have felt more confident against? Cause you felt pretty confident against the Packers.


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[Assistant] Cause like the Lions for example, like they had the three seed, right? And of course they were trying to get the two, but then they would have walked into the Packers and who knows what that results would have been. But like the fact that they get the Buccaneers, I think, you know, then this is no shade against the Bucs. I think that this is like the easiest path to the NFC championship game that the Lions could have had.


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[Assistant] You know, the Rams were difficult because they were playing a surging team, but now they get another home game against the Buccaneers who I think even NFC South teams like, yeah, you'd want to play them and the Bucs could still win.


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[Assistant] But like, especially if the 49ers do wind up losing on Saturday and the Lions have to beat the Packers, a team they already beat once this season and then they lost the other one. I'm just saying, like it, it'd be a pretty good path.


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[Assistant] But damn like tree brings up the great point of like the injuries that the, the bills have. They have a lot of injuries last week. I think it's going to be insane for the bills, you know, because if there is one team that Buffalo wants to beat in these playoffs, it is the Kansas city chiefs. Like they need talk about exercising demons. They need to do that even more so than the Packers do.


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[Assistant] So, I did pick the bills, but damn, I think it's gonna be a close game. And if the bills wind up losing...


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[Assistant] It's hard to come back to get to the playoffs because that was pretty rough. Like for what they did to be able to get all the way to the second seed, I think McDermott's safe, but I would be very curious to see what the Bills do from there if that does happen.


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[Assistant] Well, here we go now. Brandon just cursed the bills. I'm so sorry, everyone. Sacrifice him to the pit.


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[Assistant] Perna said last night as Cole Beasley was tweeting about how he hates men who paint his fingernails that he has to paint his fingernails and tweeted at Cole Beasley. Which would honestly be hysterical.


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[Assistant] It's too late, he already did that! And Scooter crushed it, by the way. He did crush it.


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[Assistant] I think, so, I mean, I like the nail polish thing, that would be funny as hell, but Scooter has to be comfortable doing that too.


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[Assistant] That's true. I think green and gold nail polish, is that acceptable? We were gonna do eagles, but I think green and gold is a little better.


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[Assistant] Or, if they don't, then you paint your nails. So, I think it's a win-win either way.


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[Assistant] I gotta, uh, I gotta film the rest of the North. It's gonna be out tonight. It's just gonna be late. It's gonna be like 10 or 11 o'clock probably.


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[Assistant] I had to shave it because I have to record some stuff that I can't have a beard for, so yeaah. It's disappointing.


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[Assistant] Okay, so here's the thing, that cowboy hat with facial hair, nailed it. With a mustache, nailed it. Without either of those things, it's not good. So, now it has to go away for a while.


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[Assistant] Uh, if we're going off of Scooter's definition, then intro.


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[Assistant] Well, is it the Lions one? Is DJ Shark? Did he play for both?


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[Assistant] So he played, he's played for like a million, he's backed up a million teams. Josh Johnson is a possibility. Oh yeah, Brian.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know what? That's a real good one. Carlos Hyde did it, right? Didn't he play for both? Yes, you're correct.


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[Assistant] That's a good one. That's a good one. I like Carlos Hyde. I like that one. Alright, let's see here. Carlos Hyde.


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[Assistant] Good job, Brandon. Clippers Cats.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Baron Davis? Nah, just do Vince Carter.


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[Assistant] Who is the guy that did the thing with the puck?


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[Assistant] Nine out of nine. I know so much hockey. You do.


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[Assistant] Did you see, what was it that Disney is like potentially thinking about offering a stake in ESPN?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna eventually again. So next week is going to be a whole bunch of like divisional predictions, like going through every team, every division, all that great stuff. There'll be eight episodes on that. Honest expectations for the Packers this year. But next Saturday, baby, not this Saturday. Coach, come back. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Riders Guild and Actors Guild both on strike, only second time in history.


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[Assistant] Go on. And a potential amendment. And I wanna put it towards the group and I think Tree should do the opposite of myself. So as you saw on the internets, I have the Ken outfit. Right? So go to Barbie.


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[Assistant] And I should dress like Ken, but not go see Barbie, but go see Oppenheimer dressed as Ken. And Tree would go to Barbie dressed as Oppenheimer.


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[Assistant] Okay, wait, say that one more time. You're twisting your punishment. So I'm twisting it because I think dressing up as Ken and going to the Barbie mood, that makes sense. But if I dressed up as Ken and went to Oppenheimer, I think that's hysterical. And if Tree dressed up as Oppenheimer, like with the whole brim hat, trench coat, and then went to Barbie.


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[Assistant] Nope. Cause if you go, if I go to Barbie dressed as Ken, people are like, haha, that's funny. That makes sense. He's going. If I go to Oppenheimer, this three hour long movie about the guy who made the atomic bomb dressed as Ken, and I just pretend I went into the wrong theater, that's funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the, actually the heartland of America's team. If you ever look at a map.


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[Assistant] Of who's rooting for the Broncos, it encompasses a large portion of America.


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[Assistant] All until you get to that border of Texas where things get real weird.


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[Assistant] We won. We officially killed the Chargers. Their season is done. They are so toast. And, uh, Russell Wilson is so back. Uh, our offensive line is awesome. Our defense is awesome. Cortland Sutton is awesome. If Jerry Judy ever gets awesome, we might be unstoppable.


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[Assistant] Listen. Scooter, you'll like this. Okay, so uh, I do power rankings every Wednesday. Did my whole power rankings episode. Episode is uploading.


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[Assistant] I mean. Their loss was so bad, I just, they were erased from my mind.


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[Assistant] We probably won't see that play for another five years, that situation. So luckily, I think the Giants caught a break there. Uhm, I am.


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[Assistant] All aboard the Tommy Devito train at this point. Uh, I have spent the last two days writing about Tommy Devito.


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[Assistant] Uh, it is the Italian American hero. Anybody who has any.


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[Assistant] Sliver of Italian blood in them has been waiting for and the story is fun.


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[Assistant] He, this season is so crazy because there's so many underdog...


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[Assistant] Backup quarterbacks who've come in and won some games where nobody expected them to and it sort of saved the season a little bit because


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[Assistant] If Josh Dobbs doesn't rip off some wins, if Jake Browning isn't playing well, if Devito, and what Devito's doing might be the most impressive, uh, because the Giants?


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[Assistant] We were so low on the Giants. They were so dead. 2-8. And he's given them a spark. And he's not a perfect quarterback, but he's gotten better every week. He makes some plays with his legs.


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[Assistant] Uh, he's a gamer. He wears 15 and he's kinda got a little bit of that clutch Tebow gene in him. Uhm, it's, you know, he's just fun.


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[Assistant] And when you lose your first string quarterback and your second string quarterback and your third string guy comes in, you have no expectations. And then he gets you some wins and he's not playing horrible outside of like.


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[Assistant] He had nine, he took nine sacks, six sacks, then zero sacks. So like.


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[Assistant] We just blitzed basically every play, sacked Justin Herbert four times, sacked Easton Stick two times, forced a couple more turnovers. Uh, Russell Wilson would have had a game.


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[Assistant] Gives him some time to think about if he wants to continue to be a charger, which I don't, I don't foresee him wanting to.


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[Assistant] That was not me, thank the Lord.


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[Assistant] It would, it's gonna score 21 to 24 points. I don't care if the defense is good or bad. That's just what they're gonna score. So it's about limiting Detroit to under 21 points and they'll win the game.


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[Assistant] The Chiefs have the easiest schedule in the NFL for the next four weeks. So, I'm not confident the Broncos win the division. They do get Jake Browning in the Bengals, and I think that's gonna be an L for Kansas City. One, the Bengals are their kryptonite. Two, Jake Browning's been balling. And if you want to make a case for a guy, a young guy that nobody thought about,


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[Assistant] Who's actually like a good quarterback. I think Browning is that dude.


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[Assistant] So I need the bangles to help us.


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[Assistant] How old is, uh, how old was Trubisky when he tweeted out, I love to kiss titties? Wasn't he like...


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[Assistant] You got the Montreal Machine, you got...


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[Assistant] Oh, what is this? San Antonio riders!


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[Assistant] This is, this has a whole bunch. There's a Europe shit in here too, I swear. Hey, hey, hey, who's this guy? You guys can tell me.


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[Assistant] Easton Stig's gonna throw two tuds. Two TDs, easy.


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[Assistant] What's the over under? 1713 charges.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I got a U- I got a Minnie Mouse ukulele, uhm.


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[Assistant] That works because Curse Wheel is now got 11 wins.


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[Assistant] Tommy the Vito episode coming sometime.


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[Assistant] And no one wanted to listen. That's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] has been solidified. The Cowboys are the two seed. I don't even know where you guys want to begin with this. Tom, why don't we start with your Packers?


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[Assistant] And that too, hackers are gonna have to be taking on this weekend. The Cowboys, of course, the number two seed after the dramatic yet predictable downfall


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[Assistant] Of the Philadelphia Eagles, I did call this weeks ago. I tried to tell you guys that this team.


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[Assistant] No, they're a good team. They're what they're. They're what they're a good team.


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[Assistant] Number one in the league in touchdowns, playing at an MVP level, put him up against Lamar, he's beating Lamar, stat for stats if you want to do it like that. You know who number two is, right? Who's number two? It's Jordan Love.


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[Assistant] Cowboys are playing the Packers in Dallas.


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[Assistant] Whoa. That's better than McCarthy. Wow. Listen, listen, listen. What has Belichick done without Tom Brady? What would he do with Dak? What would he do with Dak? What has he done without Tom Brady is my question.


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[Assistant] No, what I'm saying is, what has Belichick done without Tom Brady? He has not proven that he can game at all.


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[Assistant] Past three seasons, I don't see why we would all of a sudden just move on to.


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[Assistant] Honestly, this is an NFC championship year for Super Bowl. He has to make it there for us to not start questioning, is this the guy? It's basically, I saw a lot of write-ups online, everything. This is the year for the boys to do it.


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[Assistant] We are stressed. We are not not stressed. We are very stressed.


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[Assistant] At this time, because uh, Jordan Love has been playing good. Okay, he's been playing a little bit too good.


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[Assistant] But we'll see what happens when Micah Parsons is getting held and still getting to the quarterback.


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[Assistant] We will also see what happens to the Denver Broncos this postseason after starting off at what


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[Assistant] I just, we never got to hear your reaction to the benching of Russell Wilson and the fact that you were potentially playing for a playoff spot, they still decided to bench him.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay, that's fair because my opinion on Sean Payton has drastically changed with the way that he has treated Russell, uh, Wilson. Specifically, if I were an athlete and I see a coach treating the quarterback like this and I'm a free agent,


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[Assistant] If I get offered the same amount of money to go somewhere, I personally would not go to dental.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know, my opinion kinda changed a little bit on Sean Payton.


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[Assistant] The Pittsburgh Steelers, who are now in the playoffs. Mike Tomlin, what is it, year 17 or something? Uh, he has not had a losing record, a losing season yet. But, I'm sorry, uh, Trey, tell me what is going on.


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[Assistant] It's also Pete Carroll's. That was a shocker to me. Pete Carroll being out. So where do we see these, uh, all these firings also in college football? Uh, Nick Saban. Legend.


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[Assistant] Do you value the title or do you value money? Because Jerry Jones will pay you to stay. That's how Will McClay


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[Assistant] Who has not been named, GM still is still working with the Dallas Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Also, a crazy thing that happened. I don't know if you guys saw the Jason Whitlock versus Stephen A. Smith drama going down. 2024 is already jam-packed.


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[Assistant] Missing any prominent things you guys wanna jump into? Let's do predictions real quick. Yes. Oh, yeah, we can also do a quick prediction. What was your best call of the season? Like what was your best call that you said it at the beginning of the year and it's coming true?


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[Assistant] See, I b- I understand how you- Levi Wallace playing his old team in Buffalo.


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[Assistant] Let's go Bucks. I actually do have the Eagles winning. Let's go Bucks. Fire the cannons.


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[Assistant] Yes, so that's basically what's happening right now. When we've got a couple of studs out there, uh, we have a fullback as well who's in the mix too, so.


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[Assistant] Here's a question for the panel. Who do you think has a better career?


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[Assistant] Do you take that into account when you're talking about Hall of Fame and better career Super Bowl wins?


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[Assistant] How tall is he? I feel like this man is huge. He is a bigger guy, isn't he?


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[Assistant] Wow, I've been seeing a lot of Jordan Love dimes on Twitter. What have you been seeing from Packers Camp? Hell, he had 6-4. Wow, I got that right.


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[Assistant] Uh, out of Cowboys camp, our, I believe seventh round pick, Jalen Brooks has been surprising a lot of people. He wasn't even supposed to really make the 53. Now it's looking like he may push some people out and he might make the 53 himself.


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[Assistant] Again, uh, Cavante Turpin is looking nice as a potential wide receiver for


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[Assistant] Uh, and this is what I want to talk to you guys about, okay? Because apparently,


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[Assistant] There was some trash talking going on in camp.


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[Assistant] I'm not even joking. Eagles fans took this and ran with it and said, the cowboy, no one respects.


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[Assistant] Prescott as a QB. National Media!


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[Assistant] This, this was on uh, Speak for Yourself, Shady McCoy.


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[Assistant] It goes on and says, well, you know, I play football, you know, and we could never fix our lips to say any of those words to Tom Brady and all these people. Shut up!


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[Assistant] Have you never played a competitive game?


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[Assistant] Any competitive sports in your life, there is trash talk involved. This has nothing to do with respect or not. It is trash talk and it is something I like to see. I want to see that fire in camp. I want to see our QB1 or our CB1 going against our QB1. It's just like, when did people get so soft?


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[Assistant] It's like, Dak's not gonna throw 10 interceptions. Dak never even said that. That was literally a misquote. He never even said he's not gonna throw 10 interceptions. It's just crazy what seems to make national headlines these days. That includes rain Dakota Prescott for no reason. It's just like.


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[Assistant] Joint practice I feel like is the first time you can actually go full speed. Like full 100% speed in practice. Because up until now...


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[Assistant] A lot of these, you're not even tackling full tackles, uh, in a lot of these.


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[Assistant] I found out recently that the Florida Gators actually brought a Gator onto the field, onto the stadium way back in the day. That's just Florida.


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[Assistant] I hope there is some QB controversy in New York. I hope-


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[Assistant] And not get drunk during it. Cause usually that's just an excuse to day drink. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yep, and the New York JETS, JETS, JETS.


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[Assistant] I think they're gonna have a lot of competition from the Dolphins and Jets. Patriots are still gonna linger around and maybe swipe a game or two from a couple teams. But at the same time, uhm, I think Buffalo is still the hands-on favorite right now. But that can change with an injury or two. So things can turn on a dime, I would say.


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[Assistant] And honestly, I think he might be interesting because remember he was looked at as a top prospect like a couple months before the draft.


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[Assistant] Guarantee me, Joe Burrow will stay healthy. I gotta go Bengals. I think they do have some question marks on defense, especially with both their safeties. Von Bell and Jesse Bates leaving.


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[Assistant] And Orlando Brown going to left tackle how that's going to convert. But I think their offense is just way too overpowered to just lie down and die. So I think it will be Cincinnati.


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[Assistant] You'll have to tweet Dan Schneider was a humanitarian.


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[Assistant] If their best case scenario, everyone stays healthy, picket develops, I can see them winning division. So you are right.


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[Assistant] Yep. I mean, it's, it's tough, like, for wild cards. So, I mean, I can definitely see, like, 9, 10 wins. Best case scenario, 12, 13.


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[Assistant] And the Browns are in an unbelievably critical year too, because Deshaun Watson's, uh, restructure kicks in. And if they're doing poor, they're screwed. They're gonna have to overhaul.


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[Assistant] You know what, you can cry into your Benjamins later tonight. How's that sound?


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[Assistant] Tree? Trade or no trade? I think there's gonna be a trade because Jim Ursay does not know when to keep his mouth shut. And by the way, you are not getting Jalen Waddle for Jonathan Taylor. Sorry, Pat.


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[Assistant] That's incorrect. Leveon Vell eventually got out. That's the only one.


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[Assistant] They had a lot of issues in their defense, especially schematically, because they kept doing cover zero blitzes every single drive.


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[Assistant] He's gotta wear it for a week. He's gotta put it over his shoulder for GPS to.


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[Assistant] Well, okay, offensive line running back. You don't know if Tony Pollard's going to come back fully healthy. Dak Prescott's in a make or break year. You have issues like question marks, like middle line, but anything late in Vendoresh is going to return to that form as he did last year.


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[Assistant] Can we just move on because this is getting a little rough. NFC North, let's talk about that because you're rambling about


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[Assistant] I honestly, that's a legit shot. I think it's a good shot. I'm gonna say Lions too, because the Vikings overachieved last year. If you look a lot of their, oh my God, point deferentials. I mean, their defense was a wreck.


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[Assistant] The, the Packers are regressing, sorry Tom, but I mean, and unfortunately it's the case. I think they'll be around 500.


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[Assistant] And then the Bears, like, they're out here, like, overhyping their team left and right. And if you say anything bad, like, they'll come at you like piranha. So, uh, yeaah, I do say lines.


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[Assistant] I got Bears. Bears. And not because of Fields, but because of their all-on in front seven.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, I'm gonna put on a steaming hot take. I think the Falcons take the division.


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[Assistant] I still say the Panthers because they have a lot of work to do.


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[Assistant] I agree. Oh dude, I am a hardcore annoying hater, Muhammad, trust me. Alright. What?


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[Assistant] You have to consider, you have to consider they're cleaning up the mess that Kylo and Kingsberry made, which everyone predicted was going to be terrible and everyone's shocked that it's terrible. I mean, they cut a lot of pieces.


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[Assistant] And I think the first round picks Weatherspoon and Jackson Smith and Jigba have really good years. I think they're going to be strong.


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[Assistant] Abraham Lincoln. Yep, Abe Lucas. Oh, Abe Lucas. Abe Lincoln would be close. That'd be a pretty good, uh, you have a top hat helmet.


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[Assistant] I could see maybe the Vikings long shot, Seahawks long shot, Niners if they get everyone healthy and the pressure comes back.


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[Assistant] The commies have a better chance because they beat a healthy Eagles team.


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[Assistant] So. At least one of those teams will disappoint royally this year. Oh absolutely, absolutely.


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[Assistant] We'll still guess them to make the playoffs, but I mean...


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[Assistant] I think it's gonna be mid-season because of trends, especially over the past couple years. You've seen more coaches get fired mid-season or... Who got the axe last year first? Uh, Matt Ruhl. Matt Ruhl and then Hackett.


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[Assistant] And Hackett got fired. Yea, Hackett got, that was so bad.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, remember the, um, nobody expected the Cardinals to be that bad that year. Nobody expected the Broncos to be as bad that year. So sometimes it usually depends. And Wheat said it was Houston's last year to lose and they lost it.


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[Assistant] Is this your idea, Tom? Is this your idea? Buddy, you know I don't care that much about you.


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[Assistant] Dear Brandon, I was told to write four to five sentences about you.


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[Assistant] That was one sentence. Now there are two sentences. Now there are three sentences. If you see sentences just happening over and over and over again, it's like the dolphin scoring on your defense. In addition,


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[Assistant] You grew a lot on YouTube with your nice video that hit a million views. That's good. But the Broncos are bad. And


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[Assistant] I think Dak throwing that interception is gonna be overblown and it's not going to help his case with the media and everyone who hates Dak Prescott and the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] I think honestly you guys just, the Cardinals are a chippy football team, and like they are coming out to play like every time, maybe not the second half of the Giants game, but I mean it's not a great look, uhm.


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[Assistant] I thought they would wait until the 49ers to lose their first game, but, I mean, it's the NFC, I think they'll still be fine. It's just, it's a bad look.


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[Assistant] Oh come on, you gotta put it, no, you gotta put it up over your belly, Perna. Like, push it up.


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[Assistant] Why do you know this? Because I have it, because I'm a huge wrestling fan and I even have a championship belt when I was 16. Come on, bruh. Who did you wrestle?


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[Assistant] There you go. There you go. It's crooked, but it's cool.


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[Assistant] There you go. Delicate. Yup, there it is. There it is. Now, yes.


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[Assistant] It depends if Taylor Swift is in the audience or not. Cause Kelty's like, I want to get three more touchdowns.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do you think the Bears or Broncos have a legit chance of going 0-17? Like, are we gonna see one?


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[Assistant] I don't know. They always fluke to like one or two wins. That's what I'm saying. Like I feel like there is going to be a win that's out there. Yeah, it might be against


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[Assistant] And they had closed games last year, week, so, last year, so.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, I've watched it now two weeks in a row. It's not fun. It's not fun.


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[Assistant] So that was asked about this and like, again, I'm not gonna speak on things that like, I don't know. But I looked at his Twitter and for like five, I don't know if he kept going, for like five hours straight, like, Jandler Jones was like tweeting out some pretty disturbing and concerning things.


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[Assistant] There's no way that you're like, hey, the one like bright spot on our team, let's get rid of that too. Because when you go to rebuild what is likely going to be next year's season, with who knows if it's going to be with Russ or not.


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[Assistant] Alright, listen. We were bad for three quarters.


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[Assistant] So, it's really interesting because


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[Assistant] Jordan Love was struggling to move the football. There was receivers that were dropping passes. He definitely missed some guys. He threw a bad interception, threw into like triple coverage one time. Uhm, it really wasn't beautiful. But.


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[Assistant] The defense, even after, like even before Carr went down, they allowed 10 points because obviously there was, you know, the special teams return for the punt return for a touchdown. And the defense like started getting after them. Then Carr goes out and I'm like, okay, well, you know, they're up 17 points. They're just going to run the ball. And they just stopped running the ball. So the Saints, like they were throwing incomplete passes.


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[Assistant] And for me, I'm just going week by week, week by week. And last week, even though it was an ugly start,


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[Assistant] I was super happy like watching it. It was his debut at Lambo. I mean, dude had a rushing touchdown and a throwing touchdown. I have a come from behind victory 18 on answer points. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's pressure. I think it's more, he usually, that offense usually starts pretty slow. Like, and he usually takes a little while to get him going.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you also have to look at it too, like the Packers walking into that game were decimated with injuries. No Aaron Jones, no Jair Alexander, no Dave Bakhtiari who just went on IR today, which sucks.


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[Assistant] Like heading into tonight, they get Aaron Jones back, which is really, really good. Uh, Christian Watson is going to play for the first time this season, so I'm excited to see him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, the Packers are a resilient football team right now. They're running different plays that, you know, if Florida didn't call under Rogers, which is really interesting. And the, everyone's talking about completion percentage now with Jordan Love.


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[Assistant] So if we're able to have like a winning season or maybe even sneak into the wild card because the NFC is not great, we buy it. Oh, there it is.


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[Assistant] The offense completely crapped the bed because the play calling was just not good. And then their defense got exhausted. And so like Jordan Love, like he beat the Saints defense in the fourth quarter. 100%. Their offense though did not do them any favor.


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[Assistant] And again, I still don't believe in the Bears because your ownership is still in place. Like legitimately, I don't think, I do not, right now there is no evidence in the past, however many years we want to go back, that the Bears can develop quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] They can't. They cannot develop quarterbacks. And that's with different coaches, that's with different GMs. The only thing that's been a consistent there, like a constant, has been the ownership. So I don't know how involved that they are, but the issue is like they're not hiring the right people.


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[Assistant] And it's, it's showing. Because it's not just Justin Fields. Like, Fields is not playing well. Don't get me wrong.


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[Assistant] But good God, that offensive play calling is an abomination. And it looks like nobody's trying.


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[Assistant] But yea, no, it's going to be a tough game. I mean, listen, the Lions defense, like, they stopped Bijan, like, they, they kicked the Falcons ass last week and we lost to the Falcons because they, we let them run all over us. So.


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[Assistant] APM I'll be streaming, then a reaction, then a post game.


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[Assistant] Should we talk about server bills? I'm so excited to see.


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[Assistant] That's clear. The one thing I want to ask you Tom is how close


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[Assistant] Oh yes, can we get to that? I've been waiting to see that.


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[Assistant] Plus $4.55. A bear market? Outrageous.


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[Assistant] Wait, what are they at? They're at plus 455, which is actually not the worst line. The Panthers have the worst line at plus 650 with the Dolphins.


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[Assistant] And I think the Giants actually, the Giants.


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[Assistant] Are at plus 750. The Giants are the worst. They have the worst chance of winning.


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[Assistant] Who's getting traded? Is, is our guys like Patrick Sertan on the trading block? Is Jerry Judy on the trading block? Is, uh, what's the tight end, his name that just got activated? Is he on the? Dulcich. Dulcich. It better not be going anywhere. Is anybody safe?


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[Assistant] Which player getting traded hurt the most? Personally, just made you cry in the shower.


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[Assistant] Alright, that's all I wanted. Your next punishment should be to have to do clickbait in that voice the whole time.


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[Assistant] We should set up like a goal, right? For us to, to pool our resources and then next spring we should do a clickbait sports combine.


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[Assistant] And we should all compete against each other in acts of not only physical ability, see who has the best bench press, who see who runs the fastest 40, but also mental abilities. So we should all meet up somewhere in the middle of America, maybe in Denver. Yeah, maybe in Colorado and then, uh, clickbait sports combine. That would be.


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[Assistant] What about those? I could see Brandon being like, this is not the wonder lick. I'm going to be dead last in the wonder.


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[Assistant] Like, it's just, this team is banged up, the season's over, we're done. We are finished. Like, we were done before. But look at the teams we've played! We've played all playoff teams from last year.


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[Assistant] Outside of Arizona who we beat. Okay. And this was, we knew this was going to be a tough stretch. We wanted to get through this either at 500 or a game under 500. No, that's not possible. Now we got the bills and we suck. We're bad. Evan Neil hasn't developed. Our center's out.


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[Assistant] Uh, and he was already bad. We're signing ex Justin Pugh, a guy that we drafted.


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[Assistant] And then let go to Arizona because we thought he was trash anyways, now he's back? Like what, we're, we're, we are terrible and it's just going to be a bad year and the question is,


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[Assistant] If we come skidding in, which we won't, we won't get the number one overall pick. We will win a couple of games. Like, who do you even add to this team?


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[Assistant] You know, we went out and had Jalen Hyatt. That guy's on a milk carton somewhere. I don't know where he is. Wondell Robinson already hurt.


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[Assistant] Okay, he could be traded at the deadline. That would be a smart move for both him and the Giants. A lot of guys could go. Maybe guys not like Leonard Williams or Dexter Lawrence, like he would keep those pieces. But, you know, I don't think anyone wants Darius Slayton. You know, who wants


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[Assistant] Yeah, he has. I mean, it's all tied into just the domino effect of guys getting hurt, and we just look like ass, and it's not getting any better, it's getting worse. We are gonna get dog-walled.


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[Assistant] Do you, do you, do the cowboys know how to block someone on their phone? Do they know how to block?


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[Assistant] Uh, who threw all those picks in the third and fourth quarter? Who threw the three consecutive picks? Was that Mike McCarthy? Cause I didn't see that. I didn't see him out there.


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[Assistant] I mean, Matt Stafford put up a pretty good, I mean, Daniel Jones only threw one INT.


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[Assistant] In his game, and, and uh, so there's that. Can he pick it only through two?


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[Assistant] Uhm, Matthew Stafford had two INTs. I'll give him that.


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[Assistant] What do I gotta do? Say before the stream that you're gonna take shots of Malort every time that they score.


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[Assistant] And that will, that will, uhm, tip the balance. That will, cause Brett Coleman and E.J. Snyder did it and they almost died. So you can do it, uh, cause they were gonna take shots of Malort every time the Bears scored and they had that massive upset last week, so you just agree to do that. Just go out and get a bottle of Malort and the Broncos will win.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe she'll write a song about it and then that'll be like a win-win thing. Cause you know, that's what happens. That's her pattern, right? She, she's happy and then she's depressed and she writes a banger and then she gets happy again.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brandon, if the Broncos took Caleb Williams, would you keep Russ and have him sit a year behind, or would you just jettison Russ and take that $87 million cash?


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[Assistant] Well sometimes when you have a conversation where you make yourself really vulnerable like that, like obviously Marshawn was like putting himself out there and if it doesn't go the way that you expect, and even though there's no malice intended, the way that you feel, like I'm sure Marshawn just felt


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[Assistant] Down about that, right? Like if you put yourself out there and it doesn't work out the way that you want, like you can't ever get that back. That other person made you feel like crap.


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[Assistant] And that's, I mean, that's kind of reflective in what he said about him. And it seems that Russ is more of an image guy. Like he cares about whatever, whatever.


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[Assistant] So I just want to, yeah, well, I just want to go back to one thing, you know, Tom, if, if Pete Carroll is acting as a mediator between Russ and his players, as someone who's a, who was a business leader, like that means that you have a toxic or difficult personality to manage if you have to interpret


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[Assistant] What your players are saying and package it into something that your player can digest.


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[Assistant] And then interpret that and then relay it and bring it back to your players. That is bad. That is awful if you're Pete Carroll. Like you don't want to do that. You don't want to have to do extra things. And like, yes, like you said, that's okay if you're winning, but that


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[Assistant] To me is like, oh, that's a red flag from here. I can see that on top of the hill. That's bad.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, ballsy, ballsy. Five, what you got? I'm going to go Broncos.


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[Assistant] Actually, I'm gonna change mine. I'm gonna say Bronco's 19, Chief's 89.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you can censor the F, but like, you need to show us that it's real though. Like that it's, you know.


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[Assistant] You gotta, look, you gotta just recreate it. Gotta recreate the picture. That's it.


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[Assistant] I have a good one, the NFL's most closely guarded secrets. There are some things that they don't want you to know.


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[Assistant] 2019, 18, 17, 16, 15, 4. Our viewing experiences tonight will be poor. Cause we're watching the panthers and we're watching the bears. And everyone is gonna look out with deadly stares. No, and what the hell is that? That's not funny.


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[Assistant] Uh, I get married in 30 days. Uh, I got my first marriage counseling premarital session.


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[Assistant] Directly following this episode of Clickbait, things are happening. Things are happening.


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[Assistant] We do. We do have a good venue. It's actually where I had my, uh, 20 year reunion. We're just running it back.


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[Assistant] That, I mean that was what I was planning to do and then they were like,


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Do you think that the fiance would agree? Anyone can come as long as you're a verified Cowboys fan. Open it up. We got the live stream going. Stop playing. Immediately.


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[Assistant] You know, what's gonna be interesting is the first person married on Mars. That is what's gonna be very interesting. But what else?


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[Assistant] Anything is possible and I know anything is possible because the heats are the Miami Heat is playing the Denver Nuggets for the NBA Championship. That's how I know anything is possible because you did not predict this at the beginning of the year.


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[Assistant] Let's go, uh, Brandon, how are you feeling? I mean, your hometown team is in the NBA championship playing game one tonight.


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[Assistant] This is all I'm gonna say. This was the, this was the debate, okay? I said...


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[Assistant] Dwight Howard also said this. This is how we even got started. Dwight said if it was between Dwight Howard and his Prime and Jokic in his Prime, Dwight Howard is dominating. And I say, I agree with that because


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[Assistant] Dwight Howard is the closest player we have had to Shaquille O'Neal EVER!


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[Assistant] Right? Then Jokic is offensively. Jokic is great offensively. But Dwight Howard on defense was way more of an imposing presence. He took over games defensively.


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[Assistant] You said Dwight Howard is not the closest thing to Shaq.


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[Assistant] Sure, not more dominant, more well-rounded, sure.


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[Assistant] White Howard is yamming on AD easily! What is- y'all do not- y'all have not watched.


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[Assistant] Dwight Howard in his Prime. That's all this is telling me. Y'all just have not watched Dwight Howard in his Prime.


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[Assistant] About the series though, tell me who you have in the series. Nuggets or Heat, Tree or Five?


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[Assistant] Okay, here's my, here's my take on this whole thing, alright. It's not going to be what Jimmy Butler does.


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[Assistant] What Jokic does, what Jamal Murray does.


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[Assistant] No, that's not what this series is gonna come down to.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if you saw in the last game.


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[Assistant] Caleb Martin has been sensational for the Miami Heat. He has really taken over. He should have won MVP over Jimmy Butler. So to me, this is really


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[Assistant] Whoever the, what are the other people going to do? Because I tell you right now, Caleb Martin continues playing like how he's been playing. It's, if Max streus comes out and he's hot, if Duncan Robinson is hitting threes.


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[Assistant] Jimmy Butler can have 11 points and it's not gonna matter. The Heat are gonna win. Similarly, what is Aaron Gordon going to do?


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[Assistant] Uh, who are they gonna put him on? He did a great job, in my opinion, on LeBron. And also...


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[Assistant] Uh, what are, what is MPJ gonna do? Michael Porter Jr. Because he has been hooping in this series. So, to me, that's what is gonna come down. It's not gonna be Jimmy Butler, Yoko, Yoko just probably might average a triple-double in this series. He's gonna get his points.


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[Assistant] But, what is, what's gonna happen when Jokic goes to the bench?


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[Assistant] What's gonna happen if Jamal Murray's off? Who else is going to pick up the slack? So to me, that's how the series is gonna go. It's gonna depend on the others.


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[Assistant] Do you think they should let uh, Tyler hero come back or will that mess with the chemistry that they've developed in this playoffs? Has he gotten


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[Assistant] In Orlando, he was a different player. He took leaps and bounds forward now with his new team.


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[Assistant] Uh, but regardless of what happens, a magic player, a former magic player will be getting a championship no matter what because it's either Aaron Gordon or it's Victor Oladipo.


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[Assistant] Shouts out to Oladipo, we miss you. We should have never traded you, I'm sorry. That's on us.


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[Assistant] Okay, there is one thing I do want to talk about and it is the fact that I, I do agree with the Nuggets coach in regards to that.


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[Assistant] You know, when the Nuggets lost, everyone was still talking about the Lakers and what the Lakers could have done. And I feel like they have a chip on their shoulder because of that. Now though, with the heat winning, I feel like.


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[Assistant] That sort of goes out the window. It's not like everyone's talking about the heat. I feel like they're about equal, right? The heat, we're playing with the chip on their shoulder there, the eighth seed.


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[Assistant] Coming out, first play-in team to make it, I feel like they don't have that same like chip on their shoulder anymore, cause it's, it's not the Celtics, it's the Heat. What do you guys think?


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[Assistant] Okay, so let's give some of our predictions though.


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[Assistant] What do we think happens? We have to go on record.


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[Assistant] Who are we saying is winning this series and in how many games I will start? Heat?


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[Assistant] Yes, chat, join in with us. Get on record right now. Stop playing. Call it now.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we have our Bettson for the NBA, but the NBA is not the only one about to crown a new champion, uh, the NHL!


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[Assistant] Also has a South Florida team in the championship Stanley Cup series.


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[Assistant] Would it be fair to say tree and five are hockey connoisseurs? Would it be fair to say Florida, the state of Florida runs hockey? Is that fair to say?


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[Assistant] For those who might not be too into hockey, set it up for us. Uh, the Panthers will win if, finish the sentence.


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[Assistant] Okay, same question though. Vegas will win if five.


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[Assistant] Uh, to talk about what some of the Clickbait members are doing. But before we do that, Tree, give us a guess. And Five, give us a guess for this NHL series.


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[Assistant] Team Florida, even though like some lightning fans hate the Panthers, I don't really care that much.


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[Assistant] We've got one member of our coalition, of our clickbait coalition who is very happy right now because he is raising funds.


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[Assistant] Where in the world is Tom Grassi? We need a grassy tracker. Where is he today? Do we know where he's at today? He's in Chicago.


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[Assistant] No, that would, that's only if you're doing stand up. That's only if you're doing stand up.


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[Assistant] So yes, let me know chat. Should I go to Jacksonville, Tampa Bay or Miami? Which one are y'all going to be at? Let me know right now. I'm leaning towards Tampa because it's the closest. Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Go to the Dallas Arboretum. I am a member. We bought year long, uh, tickets cause it was like five bucks more.


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[Assistant] It's like a advanced park. Sometimes they have themed days.


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[Assistant] Halloween stuff, Christmas stuff. Gotcha. It's a good time. I like it.


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[Assistant] A couple of NBA videos coming out after the season. We are currently writing Hawks fans. Let me know what Hawks fans after the season say.


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[Assistant] I believe maybe OKC and we'll be doing some reactions to these NBA finals games as well before we transition to NFL fans before the season. Whoa.


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[Assistant] You have to do a TikTok dance before you, uh, hit the ball. Before you're ready.


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[Assistant] That's how you have to walk up. You have to walk up by gritting at bat. Okay.


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[Assistant] I gotta get to premarital counseling. Bye.


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[Assistant] Dwight Howard was great in his prime, don't get me wrong, but he was not the closest thing to Shaq. Shaq's game was to bully people down low, move people out of the way, and then place his genitalia on their forehead with a huge dunk.


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[Assistant] Yes! In terms of just being able to bully people down low and establish on the block and just knock them out of the way and dunk on them. That level of game.


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[Assistant] I, I just never saw, like Dwight was just a power forward, not, you know, that incredible big man.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not saying that Dwight Howard wasn't amazing in his prime, I'm just saying he was not like the closest thing to Shaq. You said Yao Ming was close!


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, I don't even think it's a debate for me. I think it's Nuggets in 5. Bam Adebayo is gonna get abused so much by Nikola Jokic, he's gonna launch a civil suit.


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[Assistant] Like, it's gonna be bad. It's going to be, like, Jokic is going to use him like an old dish rag down there in the pot. Like, they have no answer for him on the floor. And when they do cover him, if Murray just stays semi-hot, semi-hot.


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[Assistant] I will say this, that's a great point you bring up, Scooter. When Jokic is on the bench, like, it's a completely different team. Just every, the way that the Denver has to adapt without having that huge body on the floor, it's, it's very, uh, different. And that's probably where the Heat can take advantage.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's also a great story. I love the Heat story. They have what, four undrafted players that are putting in quality minutes and contributing. Like I think Duncan Robinson, they plucked him off a farm somewhere.


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[Assistant] And Martin was, you know, undrafted.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, I, you know, either way, I'm not upset with who wins, but, you know, I'll be happy for Brandon if they actually win.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the thing with Hero coming back, like, I mean, don't get it wrong, when he's hot, he's one of the most talented players in the league, uh, but it's really hard to just...


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[Assistant] To the court. Uh, the other thing that a lot of people are sleeping on is Eric Spolstra as a coach. And I've said this before on the show, he has just been one of the best coaches for a long time. I know he's got two rings with LeBron and D-Wave.


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[Assistant] But since then, what he's done with the heat. Two finals now.


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[Assistant] Without any of those players. Without any of, you know, no Ray Allen's, no, uh, LeBron James, no D. Wade's, like, I just have to give


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. So there's an opportunity. Nuggets in 5 for me. Nuggets in 5.


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[Assistant] By the way, Barry, uh, McCa, uh, Barry, I can't say his last name. He had the best tweet. It was like Lakers fans will be saying, uh, will be complaining about the finals because it's Heat Nuggets because that's what they do at their job at McDonald's. Ooh, got em.


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[Assistant] I gotta play the money line tonight. I'm gonna bet the money line for sure. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the inventors of the hockey. Uh, yeah, I mean, Florida has...


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[Assistant] there's back to back cup has been in it for a long won the president's trophy is like the number one,


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[Assistant] I will say that for sure. I'm not saying, you know, it's very similar. This matchup is almost is, is actually quite similar to the NBA finals matchup. You have the very underdog


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[Assistant] Florida Panthers who basically backed into the playoffs because Trees Penguins lost to the worst team.


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[Assistant] The record, imagine if a wild card team took out say an 18 and 0 or like a 17, a 15 and 1 team in the first round. That's basically what happened to Boston.


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[Assistant] And then uh, now they're all the way in the finals. It's a great story.


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[Assistant] And then on the other side, you have the very villainous, uh, Golden Knights who two years ago did some really shady stuff with salary caps and moving players around and acquiring players. So it's, it's definitely a good matchup. Brandon, you want to say something?


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[Assistant] Brandon, name a single player on the Vegas Golden Knights. Just one.


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[Assistant] That, yes, he, he, yes, Peter Prashinasov. I've heard of him before. Name, name a second player. On the Golden Knights.


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[Assistant] Yes, Jerry Gretzky also the starting right left back on the Vegas Golden Knights. Jack Eichel. We gotta play NHL. You're cheating! You're cheating!


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[Assistant] Uh, they get enough scoring. Like I said, like Tree said, Bobrovsky is big in the net. He's just had an incredible run. He's also been very lucky. I don't know, and that's because he's good.


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[Assistant] Uh, Marchesot, Carlson, you're going to see Mark Stone get in the mix right there. They're going to rely on their big guys to, to kind of, uh, contribute the goals. Florida's going to score. Florida is going, like to Chuck,


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[Assistant] And all of his homies like they are coming, they're going to fill the net up. It's just, I don't see where Vegas gets enough goals past for Brodsky to win it. So I'm kind of giving the edge to Florida right now. It's going to be a great fun series though. I mean, you might see a game, you might see games six, four, six, five.


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[Assistant] Like, you, you might see games like that. It's gonna be... Is that tonight too?


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[Assistant] I think the thing is like when I have, I don't know if you guys do this, when I watch sports and I don't have a dog in the fight.


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[Assistant] I quickly figure out which team I like just by their style.


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[Assistant] No, he looks like he's having so much fun and he's just getting blown away by the support, which is amazing.


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[Assistant] And we love everybody out there that's part of the grassy posse that's supporting this and just, I mean, already 50,000, how much more good that means that some child and their family right now is going to get cancer treatment and not even have to worry about it, not receive a bill.


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[Assistant] Also, I think it's only fair that we all show up to his when he makes his tour stop. That's what I'm going to call it. Uh, in our respective areas that we all show out for him, which I've already cleared my calendar. So in eight days when he's in Maryland at FedEx field, the worst field.


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[Assistant] Really? What do you do? You just walk in and like you just, it's an arboreal?


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, is there anything else to talk about? Do you guys want to get out?


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[Assistant] Which are start at 10am and they run til about 4pm. If there's a, an upset or a extra game, they might run til 7pm.


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[Assistant] So, me, Eric Simm, College Burnout, RBT's gonna be there, Tree's gonna be there, Giraffeneck Mark is gonna be there, lot of baseball content creators are gonna be there, so it's gonna be a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] And uhm, yeaah, and then the following day on Sunday at 5pm, there'll be a home run derby, swingman, the swingman.


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[Assistant] Purna, I don't know if you'll be able to commentate on the game this year, but we've got actual, so Foolish Baseball is gonna be there, he'll be in the booth, uh,


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[Assistant] Manning it, so. When is that? It's uh, June 4th, starting at 5pm, if you wanna jump in. We'll be using this stream yard anyways, so. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that would be problematic, I guess. Hold on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for me, I just released a video on how many major league at bats it would take an average guy to get a base hit. I actually faced major league pitching.


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[Assistant] Even if you had an infinite of bats, I don't think any of us would get a hit in the big leagues.


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[Assistant] And then if Will would get me my damn script, excuse me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is as bad as the idea of you wanting me to bat lead off and play shortstop last year. I was gonna bat you lead off, but I didn't, so. Good. Anyways, yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, well we will see everyone on June 4th. If you're, uh, in North Carolina, come to Burlington. If you are online, please watch us.


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[Assistant] It's not the dumpster fire, this is called clickbait sports.


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[Assistant] The god he plays. That's another way the Niners can win. Yeah, like he drops three passes or makes a big fumble. Hammer Michael Harden.


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[Assistant] He's gonna learn UFLEs. What would you do?


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[Assistant] Four years later, the first Super Bowl I go to is cheese 49ers. Which is why I think the head and shoulders punishment's fitting. I think so. I think so. You guys got anything coming out?


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[Assistant] Severe case of imposter syndrome going on. I was actually in New York for the past couple days, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Tuesday I just spent editing most of the time, so I, that's how I got a bit out during the Rangers game. But I did want to say, uhm,


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[Assistant] It's my fifth time in New York. I was actually invited over as like a partnership between the management group that represents me and MSG.


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[Assistant] So I figured it'd be interesting. Give it a shot. So it was kind of like a manning cast, you know, extreme nerves. I felt like, you know, severe imposter syndrome going on there. Very real because I'm just some rando dude. I'm surrounded by professionals and I'm like,


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[Assistant] Looking at the camera and you know, fun stuff like that. But it was, it was a good time. It was mainly first segment during the second period. I believe it's available on the MSG network, um, YouTube page. So I'll probably end up linking that later on.


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[Assistant] Good experience. I took this guy right there. That's how he won that t-shirt.


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[Assistant] He'll mention about, uh, the highlights of his day, which were, you know.


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[Assistant] Watching the Rangers beat the ever-loving crap out of the Columbus Blue Jackets 6-2.


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[Assistant] And about how Mika Sabanichad scored a goal, so he got the over.


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[Assistant] I think it has to be like a week before at least, right? And that makes weird sense, but for the fan base as well, you expect playing a Sunday afternoon, Sunday, like one o'clock game, and then you realize, oh, we're playing Thursday night. Screws up your plans. Yeah, this sounds dumb.


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[Assistant] Sounds dumb. One for Siki, code word tree, $20 off your first purchase in case that happens.


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[Assistant] Back in 2019, they tried reviewing roughing the passer rules.


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[Assistant] And that was some egregious, some egregious stuff that never got overturned because they didn't want to like hurt the ref's egos. They always wanted the rolling on the field. I think there were only like two or three past interference calls that were either called or overturned.


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[Assistant] And otherwise, like you're just sitting there like the same thing would have happened. They would have kept the ruling on the field. They wouldn't have changed much. Maybe one or two is a token, but it would have been a failure regardless because the official's union has way too much power.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I'm going bias that this guy looks like Justin Bieber's kid.


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[Assistant] One thing I gotta say, I don't like turds. I don't like leaving turds behind.


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[Assistant] I enjoy a lot of things. And I told my dates, honestly, day one, I said, look, I'm not carrying your toilet paper around. I'm gonna wipe your butt. You're gonna wipe your own butt.


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[Assistant] No, actually, uh, 43, 47, 43. Wow. Hey guys.


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[Assistant] Check it out. I will be joining Russell Wilson's charity group to help, uh, do math very soon.


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[Assistant] Now, with those bonus bets, why don't you try a same game parlay where you combine multiple bets from one game, like the big game, like which team will have the most passing yards and who will score the first touchdown of the night for even


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[Assistant] That's true. That's a good stat.


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[Assistant] Figured out how to cheat would be my first suggestion. That's interesting. Uh, if I'm the Eagles, I'm trying to fall on Patrick Mahomes ankle every time I tackle him.


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[Assistant] If I'm the Chiefs, I'm trying to fall on Jalen Hurd's shoulder every time I tackle him. Those are your keys to victory. Slowing down those quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] I think the Eagles may, I mean, oh man, they both have the defensive fronts to get after the quarterbacks. The Eagles have all the sacks, the Chiefs also have had like an insane pressure rate this season. It's, uh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Can you keep Patrick Mahomes from extending plays?


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[Assistant] And when the Eagles design runs with Jalen Hurts, can you force those to be, like, no games?


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[Assistant] Uh, hey, Sean Payton comes to my team.


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[Assistant] And like, Philly's got arguably the best offensive line in the NFL. The Chiefs, what, have like the second or third best offensive line? And they're both going against teams that can, it's...


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[Assistant] It's a really good matchup. Uh, I just don't know where it's gonna break. It may be like,


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[Assistant] One advantage Philly has really is there's


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[Assistant] They're receiving weapons, there's more high caliber receiving weapons, like the Chiefs, it's Travis Kelsey, and it feels like it's a different guy who just steps up every week.


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[Assistant] Versus the Eagles, you know, uh, AJ Brown, uh, Devontae Smith, and Dallas Goddard, Goddard, whatever, always very, very good. So maybe that's where Philly has an advantage, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] There's always a couple crazy plays I feel like in the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I already said that Andy Reid is gonna have the Chiefs perform an entire game of Duck Duck Goose before the ball is snapped.


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[Assistant] But when the ball is snapped, I think it's a direct snap to, uh, Kaderius Tony.


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[Assistant] Who then pitches it to a reversing Juju Smith Schuster, who throws it to a streaking Travis Kelsey.


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[Assistant] And by streaking, I of course mean he is running butt naked down the right sideline. Alright. But also uncovered.


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[Assistant] Uhm, because Travis Kelsey starts to take his uniform off next to the sideline, and the Eagles think it's because he's got bees inside of his, his uniform, because he keeps saying, the bees are stinging me, the bees are stinging me, and he's ripping off his jersey, that's why he's naked, it's not just some far-fetched thing that I just thought about.


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[Assistant] This is all part of the trick play, and then he's down the sideline, but he can't catch the ball.


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[Assistant] The, the Kansas City Chiefs went into overtime with the Texans. They lost to the Colts. Okay.