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[Assistant] For less than five bucks a month, you get all the exclusive overtime content. Things that those other suckers are not getting. Don't miss out on the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show Experience.


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[Assistant] Change the game. Yeaah. Change how we view corners, I think.


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[Assistant] Terrific recruiter. I think he still has to prove himself as a head coach at the highest level. Is that fair?


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[Assistant] I don't care so much the order, I just care the names.


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[Assistant] Well, I think I know. I don't actually know. I think I have a good hankering who's gonna be number one.


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[Assistant] Good list. Good list. Good list. Very good list. Any list on this has to have Jim Brown, Lawrence Taylor, Jerry Rice. And Dion. And Dion. And the fifth spot is debatable.


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[Assistant] But the greatest middle linebacker, for me, the greatest middle linebacker of all time. I mean, Mike Singletary might want to have a conversation about that, but I would take Ray. Don't want to see him in a club in Atlanta after midnight on a football field.


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[Assistant] Sorry, I don't know anything about that, man. But you were there, you were on camera, you were on photos. No, I think you got the wrong... Hey, do Northrop and UCLA know you're involved with the Rise Above movement?


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[Assistant] And so the Black Lives Matter signs that got torn down?


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[Assistant] Madoff was driven. He has the kind of personality that is extremely proud of


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[Assistant] Like, look what I did. I mean, you're not gonna believe what I did when you get to the bottom of this.


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[Assistant] Setting some game cameras up in the forest and came across this van.


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[Assistant] And he looked in it and reported that it had some bomb making equipment. There was no license plate on the van, but there was a VIN number. And it came back to the Carrillo residence.


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[Assistant] Remote, isolated areas, the topographies were very steep.


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[Assistant] Sergeant Gutzwiller and Alex Spencer get to the house. When they did, they're down on the roadway below the house when the shot was fired.


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[Assistant] Uh, Korea was putting a lot around downstream and he was maybe 40 feet away, uh, from a position to cover. Our people couldn't even see where he was at. Then Alex Spencer.


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[Assistant] Stood up and spun to engage up the hillside and Alex got shot. And then a few seconds after that a pipe bomb.


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[Assistant] I think he was intent on shooting police that day, so I think he was going to come to the command post.


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[Assistant] We matched their photo on their Facebook with the Air Force website.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we know that he was a part of a local militia group called the Grizzly Scouts.


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[Assistant] Geez, because you were putting heat on the quarterback.


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[Assistant] Oh, is he really? Good for him. Brock's a good dude. He knows the game, man. He's one of those guys that even though he didn't have like this...


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[Assistant] He was always a student of the game and he always did well in segments breaking down plays and he's, you know, does a great job now.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you've politicked to be the, the kneel down quarterback.


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[Assistant] Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. So, one carry minus two yards. One carry minus two yards.


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[Assistant] You know what? You have fewer rushing yards than G and I combined.


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[Assistant] You know, I think next time you could do that, you should mix in Omaha because the Fox crew would go nuts. They would go nuts.


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[Assistant] Give me double Omaha. And then you know what? Just to make it look good, stand up like you're looking at the defense.


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[Assistant] It's viral because someone will, someone will slap Peyton Manning out and he probably doesn't even have to.


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[Assistant] You know what could happen from that? I'll tell you what could happen. He could end up being a guest on the Manning cast for Monday Night Football for one of the quarters of the games. Right, that's crazy. They could say, hey, you know what, maybe you saw this, maybe you didn't, but.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be fun. The game was fun. It's key because you guys now win next week. You have the Generals.


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[Assistant] All right, McNuggets, any other stories from the, uh, from the road trip?


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[Assistant] I mean, hell, if you go to the game and get a $10 ticket.


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[Assistant] 10 hot dogs and 10 sodas. You get all of that for 30 bucks. I don't think you could go to a restaurant in America and get 10 hot dogs and 10 sodas for 30 bucks.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, we've got a great topic. First of all, we've got a packed show. We're going to do Browns. We're going to do NBA game five tonight. Season's over. Uh, we're going to do Guardians who are on a major role. They've won six of eight. They've won now. They haven't lost a series going back five series. They've, they're four oh and one in their last five series.


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[Assistant] Getting on a roll. Bats are coming to life. Pitching rotation has taken shape. And, uh, things are looking up. They are really looking up. I don't think any of us here were really ever panicking.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, we expected it would be a slow start to the season with Mackenzie being on the DL. I was a little concerned about his performance over the weekend. He did not look good. I gave up a couple of home run balls, but I like this stuff. I thought his stuff looked good, but the results were not.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so we'll talk about Guardians, we'll talk about a lot of Browns in this show though, and we're gonna start with a question that I'm really curious to get your answers on.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Boogie, I know you've got a limited depth of knowledge on the Browns going way back. Gee Bush, you're in line for this for sure.


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[Assistant] This 2023 Browns roster has a lot of talent on it. Now, that doesn't mean anything because that and five wins will get you five wins. Right. Uh, we've had a lot of talent the last couple of years and we couldn't get to 500.


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[Assistant] This is the most talented Browns roster since...


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[Assistant] I can't remember. Those years really blend in for me. I didn't live here and they all just sort of blend into me as bad years with the exception of 07.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I didn't go back that far. As I was thinking back, I remember the 07 team because I was trying to think of any teams that had any success.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Tim Couch is, was it 01 when they made the playoff?


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[Assistant] But you guys, you guys might, you guys might balk at this, but when I saw the question, I'm like, well, the most talented Browns roster in three years.


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[Assistant] I mean when you look at the, when you look at the way that team was built, who was on it


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[Assistant] Offensive in defense, you had OBJ and Jarvis Landry, and I know that the receiver in tight end that you mentioned from the 07 team had a year that was it.


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[Assistant] You know, Kellan Winslow didn't have any sustained success. And I just think that the 2020 roster...


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[Assistant] They were one series. They were a fourth in whatever away. Yeah, fourth and 14 with a backup quarterback to go into the AFC championship game and beating the Kansas City Chiefs in Kansas City.


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[Assistant] Well, the Mack and Biner combo had a thousand at the same time in the mid-80s, maybe 86, and I'm sure they would have had a wide receiver that also hit a thousand yards. That might have been the last time that you had three offensive players crack the century, or the thousand yard mark.


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[Assistant] So that's a good question. If our audience wants to do some research and let us know, I think you might have to go back to 86.


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[Assistant] This is why I, you know, I was slow to dismantle that.


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[Assistant] Because I wasn't convinced that we'd gotten the most and all out of it. Now I know that they took a huge step back in 2021 and I understand that. But this 2020 team was legit.


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[Assistant] And was one-fourth and fourteen stop from going to the AFC


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[Assistant] And I'm not, by any means, am I saying that it's 2020 because of Baker? No. You said sometimes you get a crazy circumstance where the


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[Assistant] And the defense was playing. It was? The defense was playing then. So I just think that, you know, cause the question was roster. And when you collect everybody and you look at all 53, now that doesn't mean that this 2023 team won't be more successful.


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[Assistant] That's, that's exactly what I'm saying. Like, no, that doesn't mean that, you know, some of their success was because of Baker Mayfield. If you go back and look, people, people, I'm still amazed at how quickly Cleveland bulky raised their memory of all good Baker. I'm amazed by it.


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[Assistant] Public sentiment changed on Baker.


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[Assistant] On what the hell happened in this market in the span of 13 months. What happened


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[Assistant] Let's see. I think you got it. I think you nailed it. So, uh, I got a call the day Odell Beckham Jr. signed with Cleveland. Or that it was official that he was coming to Cleveland.


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[Assistant] The call was from a former coordinating producer of mine at ESPN, lifelong Giants fan, and really is as knowledgeable on the Giants as any fan that I've ever known is about their team. Not just the current, but the past too. And he called me and he's like, Jay, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, sorry for what? I hadn't even put together that he was calling me about Odell. I thought, you know, what happened? Why are you sorry? He's like about the Odell Beckham thing.


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[Assistant] I'm like, hell, why are you sorry about that, man? I'm doing backflips. He's like, you are today.


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[Assistant] But as sure as you know me and you've known me for 20 years, I am, I'm gonna tell you how this movie ends. He is going to come into that team.


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[Assistant] He is going to be filled with drama. There will be one storyline after another after another, and he will leave on bad terms, but not until he tears that locker room to shreds.


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[Assistant] And I wrote all of it off. I'm like, dude, stop it. You're bitter that he's no longer, he goes, I'm not bitter, I'm celebrating.


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[Assistant] This is the beginning of my new fandom. Because I determined two seasons ago, as long as he's on this roster, we're done.


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[Assistant] No team is going to succeed with him as the superstar. And if you look at it, when they won the Super Bowl, he wasn't the superstar.


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[Assistant] He wasn't even the top receiver. He was a very nice number two. But I thought.


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[Assistant] You know, this is sour grapes. Okay. And so I said, alright man, we'll see. Let's just see how this ends. Let's see how this ends. Well, I got a lot of phone calls during his tenure.


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[Assistant] I see your boys flashing that watch on the field. How's that working out?


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[Assistant] He was watching everything. He was reading all the Cleveland papers. He was seeing all the headlines. Every time he would say something that even could be possibly construed as divisive, I got a phone call. There's another straw on the camel's back. There's another straw on the camel's back. And then the tape came out.


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[Assistant] He goes, this is it, that's the napalm, it's over. They gotta, they can't keep him now. He divided that team. He can't be, he's a great player.


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[Assistant] He's not a good soldier. He can't be a good soldier in the locker room. And I think you're, to your point, what happened was we were forced to pick. Was it Baker or was it Odell?


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[Assistant] And I think because the team moved on from Odell, the fan base that was with Odell,


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[Assistant] Became loud and proud. Baker's gotta go.


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[Assistant] And that's a good point to bring up because for context here.


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[Assistant] We talk about right guy, wrong time, wrong guy, right time. I think the fact of the matter is Odell's skill set and what he does


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[Assistant] did not work with what Baker's skill set is and what he does. Baker's a small quarterback. He's gotta throw to spots. He's not a guy like Peyton who can oversee everything and see when receivers break routes and follow them.


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[Assistant] Baker can't do that, he's too short. That's why they were getting him out of the pocket, so he could, his vision would be better.


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[Assistant] Well the problem was, Odell is Mr. Freelance. And that's fine if you've got a quarterback that's bigger and likes to look for guys breaking off their routes. Baker was not that guy.


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[Assistant] So I don't think it was ever a matter of, there's no question Odell's the better player. There was, I don't think there was ever, even here, I don't think there was ever that debate. No. Odell was clearly the more accomplished and the better player. The problem was, when you put the two of them together, they just didn't work.


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[Assistant] Because one style was counterproductive to the other. Odell was breaking routes and freelancing and of course he was open.


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[Assistant] But, he wasn't where he was supposed to be and Baker's a spot-thrower.


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[Assistant] So because of that, Baker, Baker's not even looking at him. He's not, he's off his radar because Baker's looking for a spot and he's not there. So he must not be open.


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[Assistant] It was the perfect score. He goes and wins the Super Bowl. And that gave validation to everybody that said Odell was a great, it was just a system fit. He wasn't a good fit for a quarterback.


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[Assistant] But at some point, particularly with procedures and it's around 30, there's a huge drop in production. It's not like it's a apples to apples case because, and last year he had Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] So you're going from the goat to a goat. You know? So I don't know. I don't know. It's going to be interesting to see. Look, we saw times last year where Baker Mayfield, who, you know,


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[Assistant] And, and, and I will tell you this. I have seen it happen on one other account. That is facts. Where race entered the locker room.


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[Assistant] And if it wasn't for the head coach who stepped in and navigated it like an absolute pro that he is, that situation did go sideways for a bit, but he controlled it. Here, it festered. And it did divide the locker room, and gee, I think you know this too. It did. There was 1000% a race faction inside that Browns locker room and in the fan base.


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[Assistant] They're waiting for you. They're waiting for you now. And so at all costs.


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[Assistant] They've got to keep any kind of race issue, and I don't think that that's going to be the case with Deshawn. I don't. I do think the baggage you talk about, the split that you talk about, was morality based. There were people that wanted to look at Deshawn, and they tried, convicted him, and they've written him off forever.


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[Assistant] And then there's others that are saying, no, come on, give them a chance.


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[Assistant] There were 60,000 people that were high on life. Philly special. It was unbelievable, the feeling. It was crazy. It was like, oh my god, we finally won. It was crazy. The monkey is off the bat.


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[Assistant] And then all of a sudden Baker comes in because I think he got injured, a concussion. And once Tyrod went out...


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[Assistant] Baker comes in and boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, touchdown before half.


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[Assistant] And then the second half is much of the same. The defense kicks it in and all of a sudden everybody was like, this is the dude. This was the number one draft pick that we thought we drafted. We finally got the win. There was a thing here for Bud Light. They had coolers that were locked up and they weren't going to open them until they finally won a game. And well, how long it had been? 31 games.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean we had an 0-16 and a 1-15 back to back.


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[Assistant] And when they won on that Thursday night against the Jets.


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[Assistant] The feeling around here was unbelievable. That's why I say there's a real 30 for 30 on what the hell happened from that night to the night it all ended. There it is. It'll come out too.


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[Assistant] It's a hell of a story. It's a twisted story too.


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[Assistant] What about when things go sideways? What does that do to the morale of a locker room? How, how can that affect things? Because the one thing that we saw in Cleveland was there were high expectations but low productivity. And be, be, you know, look,


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[Assistant] There was more strife in the 6 and 10 2021 Browns than there was in the 0 and 16 season.


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[Assistant] Because expectations were up here and productivity was here. When we were on 16, that's what the expectations were. We're gonna, we're gonna be terrible.


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[Assistant] So internal leadership can save it from going sideways


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[Assistant] So I'll tell you one of the things that happened when Tony was there.


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[Assistant] was there was a real divide. The defense was leading the way.


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[Assistant] They would win games nine to three. They would, you know, when they lost, it was 12 to seven. Right.


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[Assistant] There were times when you would hear guys on the defense yell out loud for everybody to hear, offense has to pick it up, offense has to do their job.


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[Assistant] And there was a divide. And what happened was, eventually management felt like Tony wasn't going to be able to get that team over the hump.


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[Assistant] He was fired, John Gruden came in, John Gruden had offense, John and the defense, Monty Kiffin stayed as the coordinator and the defense was pretty much an autopilot. It was Tony Dungy's defense that covered through and the pieces were all there. Gruden came in, infused life into that offense. Keyshawn Johnson suddenly became a big player in that, in that system.


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[Assistant] He won one in India. And that made me probably better. I was the biggest Tony Dungy fan on the planet. I, to this day, I will say nothing wrong with Tony Dungy's coaching style. He is absolutely one of the best I've ever seen. But one of the things he couldn't control on that team was the real divide between the offense and defense. And it did split them.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be an us. If it's an us and them, we and you, it's never gonna work. And when they finally got it together, Gruden came in. Now his attitude and his style burned fast and hot and it didn't last long.


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[Assistant] This, we're told that the offense this year is going to be pass heavy and they're going to sling it all over the place and the run game is going to be deprioritized, at least from where it has been in seasons past. Question for you guys, who has more yards at the end of the season?


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[Assistant] Nip, chub, or whoever's gonna lead this team in receiving yards.


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[Assistant] I'm enthusiastic, a little less enthusiastic than you, and here's why.


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[Assistant] If he is successful throwing the football early in the season.


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[Assistant] And he can still run the ball as an option.


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[Assistant] Everything you just said is factually correct and he's already come out and said he is dedicating the rest of his career to number 32.


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[Assistant] When I read that Friday, I said, or maybe Saturday, I said, uh-oh, uh-oh.


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[Assistant] He doesn't say much, but when he does, the ground shakes.


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[Assistant] Because he's a man of few words. He just lets his play do the talking. He never, you'll never hear him pop off and say, I'm not getting the ball enough. You'll never hear him criticize a teammate. If you had 53 of him, you have a Super Bowl champion every year. His attitude, his work ethic, and his skill set are all tens. He's the perfect player. If he stays healthy, I think you're absolutely right. Because there's so many other options,


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[Assistant] He's going to be ridiculous running the ball. He's going to have perhaps the highest yard per carriage average he's ever had. I don't know about the 2,000 yard season. I'd love to see it. On pace.


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[Assistant] I don't know if he gets it. I'd love to see it. I'd love to see him lead the league in rushing. But when I read Nick Chubb say that I'm dedicating the rest of my career to Jim Brown, that moved my meter.


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[Assistant] The center of this team. I was a little disappointed when they just came all out and said, okay, we're done with the run, now we're gonna throw it.


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[Assistant] You know, they never really said that, but those that know what they're doing this offense are saying it. They're going to throw this ball 30 times a game.


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[Assistant] There was this 2 series in a row, was it 14 straight carries? 14 straight carries. 12. 12 or 14. And every carry was like for 8 yards, 14 yards, 13 yards, 11 yards, 6 yards.


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[Assistant] We, we've got, and meantime the defensive coordinator is doing nothing to change it. Life, lifeless. Not adding players to the box, but same base, 4-3, boring, no blitz, everything standard defense.


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[Assistant] But they were like, yeah, hey, water boy, get over here. Yeah, carry it eight times in a row and get 60 yards. It was nuts, man.


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[Assistant] Well, it depends on who their backup running back is and how it's doing. If it's Ford, I think it's going to be Jerome Ford, right? Is that what we're thinking right now?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Ford. He was, they drafted him last year out of Cincinnati. Uh, a speed guy. He looked great in this preseason. Got very limited work in the regular season, but when he played, he looked very good.


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[Assistant] He's an explosive back that hits the hole fast. He's got high end speed. He can run away from guys. He's not necessarily the kind of guy that you'd like to feed it to 15 times a game and let him ground out clock, but you know, he's more of a home run hitter where I think Nick is a doubles hitter who can hit the home run.


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[Assistant] So there's so many different, you know, there's a lot of options this year at Wide Receiver. So we'll see.


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[Assistant] 47, 48. See, you guys are being extremely optimistic. I'm just saying, give me 4,000. Like, if you give me 4,000, we can do something.


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[Assistant] The last six games of the season was just anemic. I think four or five of the six games


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[Assistant] I think Deshaun Watson had just one 200 yard plus passing season, plus passing game.


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[Assistant] Okay, so four, so two thirds of his games, he was below 200 yards. You throw for 200 yards 17 times and you're at 3,400 yards.


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[Assistant] Did he have a 5,000 yard season once? If not, he was close.


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[Assistant] I tell you, my expectation was lowered so much by what I saw last year. I'm at 4,000. Just give me 4,000. I'm good with 4,000. I would love more. And do I think he could get 5,000? I do, but I wouldn't bet money on it.


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[Assistant] 412. Okay, so you know, somebody told me a long time ago to always look at that.


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[Assistant] So I want to see a 4,800 yard season in an 11 and 6 campaign. That means that those 4,800 yards are the reason we're 11 and 6.


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[Assistant] I told you, I'm now an official resident of the state of Missouri.


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[Assistant] Everybody's probably thinking that I'm so negative and I'm so, I'm just done with buying in when I shouldn't have.


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[Assistant] I've bought fool's gold so many times. I'm only buying now when the jeweler puts the acid on it and it shows me that the acid isn't penetrating the gold. That's real. I'm buying it now.


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[Assistant] I'm not buying it on preseason hype. I'm not buying it on we've got this player and that player and this player. I'm now a resident of the show me state. I'm from Missouri.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you guys are going to keep winning. We're going to win. So this is yeah, it's none of that matters. Um, thanks for coming in today and we will see you next Tuesday for sure. Absolutely, because there's no way we're doing goodbye right now. I'm not ready for that. If it is the last time we put together Montauk.


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[Assistant] Their analytics say he can only have 17 and then he turns into a China doll.


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[Assistant] Earl, they had a big weekend at Sonoma, his NASCAR teams, right?


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[Assistant] I was asking Matt, what, what is that? Like, why is, why is Almendinger, why are these guys so good on road courses? He said, you know what? It's just their skill set. Why is one running back good at going to his left? Why is one running back good at just being a loser for whatever? He said, you know,


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, Guardians guys, wow. Man, oh man. I pulled some numbers. I mentioned earlier they've got 6 straight games with 10 hits.


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[Assistant] Bieber looked like Shane Bieber. Five, five nothing win yesterday as they won another series. They're now 4-0-1 in their last five series. Bieber was Bieber. Velocity was back.


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[Assistant] He had nine strikeouts, that's a season high. The hits keep coming. Can, can, provided they keep him.


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[Assistant] Can Shane Bieber be the guy he was yesterday for the rest of the season?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that's, it happened May 25th. If you go back, uhm, I think it was...


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[Assistant] The, the team has just completely turned the corner. They've been a different, they've won six of eight. I think they've won...


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[Assistant] Maybe 11 of 16 or something like that. They've won four straight, four out of the last five series they've won. The one they didn't win, they split with the twins. Uh, here's what I'll say about Bieber.


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[Assistant] He looked different yesterday. He did. Now we, we talked about on the air last Friday about some comments that an executive made or maybe, maybe this was on channel three. I can't remember where I had this conversation. Okay.


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[Assistant] There was a, a major league executive was quoted by a very reputable baseball reporter as saying, the guardians aren't going to get a lot for Shane Bieber. He's just, he's, you know, he's not Cy Young anymore. And.


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[Assistant] Trust me, Shane Bieber read that. Shane Bieber heard that. Shane Bieber knows what the Orioles did to him.


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[Assistant] And I think what we saw yesterday was the bounce back of a prideful, talented pitcher who maybe had lost a sliver of focus in pitching.


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[Assistant] Pitching, I always used to say, is like driving at the Indianapolis 500.


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[Assistant] You can't afford to blink for one second. Nah. If you do, you're into the wall.


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[Assistant] For a 500 mile race, it is, it, it requires every single bit of all the focus you have and you slip for one second and you're in the wall. It's the same thing with pitching. Most games come down to one swing. One, two runs. That's it. That's the difference.


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[Assistant] He had a little bit of extra jump on his fastball, which is what I really wanted to see.


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[Assistant] There were a couple of times that his fastball exploded through the zone. It was coming 93 and it seemed to get that extra hop into the glove.


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[Assistant] His curveball was spectacular. That's the Shane Bieber curveball.


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[Assistant] That's why he won a Cy Young. That's why he was an all-star game MVP. It's the mix of the devastating curveball and the exploding fastball. Both have to be there for him.


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[Assistant] Because if one isn't, the team in the dugout notices after one inning, oh, his fastball doesn't have its normal life. Oh, his curveball doesn't have that sting bite to it at the end.


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[Assistant] So you just sit on whatever his best pitch is that day, and when teams start sitting on pitches, they're gonna hit you.


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[Assistant] It's the guessing game that leads guys to Cy Young Award. And yesterday, I watched the Astros hitters and it's really evident in this clip. They weren't sure what was coming.


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[Assistant] You know, that live electric fastball, or is it going to be that curveball that's unhittable? Out of the zone.


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[Assistant] So I think if he can maintain that focus, the talent's there. I've never doubted his talent. Guys have bad outings. Here's his numbers.


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[Assistant] So when I read the question, I'm like, wow, it's not like he's been three in seven.


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[Assistant] Pitchers are gonna throw a pig. You're 5'8", no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, every day, shooting the ball, rebounding the ball, dribbling the ball. You're stuck at 5'8". Thanks. This guy...


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[Assistant] Minus the Oriole start, which was everybody would tell you it was the worst start of his career.


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[Assistant] He's five and three, and three games he left with the lead.


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[Assistant] And I'm not asking any questions about an eight and three pitcher. Now, if, if, if, I get it.


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[Assistant] He's gotten some bad breaks. Another one of the questions that we had on the Guardians this year is what's the difference between last year's team that was 36 and 29 at the 65 game mark and this year's team that's 31 and 34.


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[Assistant] So what is the difference? Why are they five games behind last year? Well, that's pretty simple.


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[Assistant] Everything that could go right for the Guardians last year went right.


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[Assistant] Of their last four losses, three of them are one run. The other one was two runs. They did something Friday night. I can't, I tried to verify this stat. I couldn't get it verified. I saw, I read it Saturday morning.


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[Assistant] They came from behind and won a game five times after the seventh inning. They came from behind. Think about that. Yea, they did. Five times.


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[Assistant] Marathon go on. I literally was saying, this is the game that builds a season.


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[Assistant] But you gotta win it. You can't come back five times and end up losing. Yea, yea, no, no, no. They trailed five times. Okay, here's the stat. Okay, what does that one say?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, that's the one. Oh, sorry. You're the only MLB team, MLB team in the modern era to erase a deficit in five separate innings in the seventh inning of a game after the seventh inning of the game.


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[Assistant] So you were trailing in the seventh, the eighth, the ninth, the tenth?


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[Assistant] There were some innings in extras where neither team scored.


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[Assistant] Yes. So they were tied. Exactly. And then obviously in the 14th. So I mean, that's, that, what, what does that say? That says that the DNA of this team is the same as it was last year. We're not quitting. We're not going away. We're going to keep clawing. We're going to keep fighting. And now the bats are talking.


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[Assistant] They love to hate them. They're the Houston asterisks.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And now the problem is that's not a lot of money. I mean, it's, if it's $4 tickets, you can't, you can't build a major league roster on $4 tickets.


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[Assistant] Right. So it boosts, it does, but the shorter games means that concession sales, I would love to see what their concession sales are now compared to last year.


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[Assistant] Because if the games are 7, 10% shorter, that's 10% less time you have to buy beer, to buy hot dogs, to buy concessions.


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[Assistant] I feel like it is later. I've been at games where I've seen them, I think at the top of the eight they yell last call now. Where before I felt like it was earlier. I could be wrong.


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[Assistant] But I think at the, at the last game I was at, I remember them saying in the top of the eighth inning, this is the last call. And I think that used to be, used to be before the eighth inning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there were, there were nice crowds there. And Friday's game was, it's the game of the year. Right now, right now, there will not be a better baseball game this calendar year than Friday night's Guardians Astros game.


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[Assistant] I have no idea at all why he did that because earlier in the game in a similar situation he made the right call. Yep. Very similar situation. It was extra innings. I don't know. Dusty Baker is one of the best to ever do it.


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[Assistant] 60% of their starting rotation is on the DL.


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[Assistant] So they're thin on arms. And sometimes it's called just letting a guy eat in it.


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[Assistant] When it's 5-0 and Bieber's throwing the way he's throwing, Dusty wisely looked out there and said, I'm not gonna chew up my bullpen, I'm gonna let my starter stay in the game, eat some innings, get to work, because we're not winning this game. Sometimes you just wave the white flag because you know it's not gonna happen.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying you're actually giving up, but you're playing percentages at that point.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, now sometimes, uhm, I've seen managers do it out of spite.


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[Assistant] Like when it's nine to two in the fourth. You just getting smoked. And you're still letting that guy just get pounded and there's just.


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[Assistant] You know that he's, it's, it's almost like he's like sending a message. Like, you know, you embarrassed me and us. I'm going to embarrass you. Enjoy your, enjoy your outing. It's called the Scarlet Letter. Yeah, you're wearing it. You just gotta wear that. You know, I was at Elijah Morgan's first major league appearance. It was the game a couple of years ago.


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[Assistant] Where, I think it was last year against Toronto, it was raining sideways and it was like 35 degrees.


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[Assistant] I was excited because I had been following his career and I was excited to see him pitch in the bigs. And he came up and he got smoked. And Tito just let him go.


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[Assistant] He let him stay out there. And now, I was vehemently disagreeing. I was watching it with some real hardcore baseball fans as well.


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[Assistant] Like this is, this is his welcome to the big league moment and you're letting him.


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[Assistant] Toronto's hitting home runs and it was windy as hell. The flag, I'd never seen the flag at Progressive Field stand out like that. And he just let him, let him go. I can't remember how long he paid, he stayed out there, but it felt like it was five innings, probably only like three and a quarter or whatever, but three and a third. I would have got him out right almost right away because the situation was, was eating him up. And that was the series where the very next day,


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[Assistant] It was 55 and Sonny, and they cancelled that game.


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[Assistant] What the hell's going on in Cleveland? We played through the worst weather I've ever played a baseball or seen a baseball game played in yesterday. And today it's 55 and beautiful and sunny and they just canceled the game. It was, I still don't understand that. I don't know why they made that call, but.


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[Assistant] So I've made the determination, I said this on I think last week's show, last Friday's show, I'm not trading. I'm not trading. And, and here's why.


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[Assistant] You're in a division that it's not going to take much to win. They should win this division. They are the betting favorite now to win this division.


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[Assistant] Even with the horrible start, when we didn't have any guys hitting over 210,


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[Assistant] We're in position now. We're a game and a half out. We've turned the corner. We're starting to play much better baseball.


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[Assistant] With that guy, the way he pitched yesterday,


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[Assistant] We have a chance in any series. Cause he's gonna get two starts.


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[Assistant] And Tristan McKenzie will likely get two starts. These are Cy Young caliber pitchers.


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[Assistant] I know Tristan got pounded Saturday. It is what it is. Friday, his first start he looked great.


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[Assistant] You know, was he working off Rust? I don't know. He's been prone to give up the home run. That's how Houston got him. I just think that when you have a team,


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[Assistant] That has two A plus pitchers on it, or front of the rotation guys on it, you can be in position to win.


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[Assistant] And I had this conversation with one of my teammates at my game Saturday. He's like, no, we gotta deal him. And I said, no, we don't. We've done that going back to the nineties. That's what we've done. When guys come up on their contracts, we trade them. Has it ever led to a World Series?


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[Assistant] No, it hasn't. It hasn't at all. It hasn't.


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[Assistant] We traded Frankie wisely and got a lot for him.


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[Assistant] But this is different because he's a pitcher. Momentum in baseball is today's starting pitcher. And that's it. Who's going for you?


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[Assistant] If you've got a guy that you can give the ball to, that you feel gives you a chance to win the game,


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[Assistant] You have a big advantage over your opponent.


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[Assistant] They don't have the kind of team that's going to slug their way to a World Series like the Astros did last year. They lost the Yankees series because the Yankees hit a whole hell of a lot of home runs. And we don't have a home run hitting team.


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[Assistant] Do I like my chances at a World Series with Shane Bieber not on this roster? No, I don't. So let's, when you get, when you're in the position to get to the dance,


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[Assistant] There are only five games behind where they were last year. At the 65 games.


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[Assistant] Historically, good pitching always tops good hitting. Always. Uhm, so with that being said,


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[Assistant] If you have aces like a Mackenzie and a Bieber that can handle


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[Assistant] Half the workload in a playoff series or better. Right.


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[Assistant] You're just in a position to make a run. If you take Bieber off this roster, they're not making a playoff run, period. They're not.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. They might win a series, they might be competitive in the CS, but you're not winning an American League pennant with


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[Assistant] The pitching staff they have today, minus Shane Bieber. They're not.


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[Assistant] We're in the age of analytics. There's no question. Everything that's done in baseball is a product of a number.


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[Assistant] That tells you what to do. And so there's a number for everything.


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[Assistant] So this is my plea to the guardians. To churn off an Antonetti and the Brain Trust, which I think is the best in baseball. I do. Run the numbers.


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[Assistant] On this team making a deep playoff run with Shane Bieber?


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[Assistant] And then run the numbers on this team making a deep playoff run without Shane Bieber. And I know that when you're in a mid-market to small market like the Guardians are, you always have one eye on this season and one eye on the future.


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[Assistant] And you can't let Shane Bieber hit free agency and get nothing for him. I understand that.


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[Assistant] But you can trade him like you did with Frankie at the end of this season.


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[Assistant] So, so a team gets a full year of Shane Bieber next year, but let's keep this train


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[Assistant] I mean, whatever gives you the best chance of winning. Here's the thing, we've traded players.


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[Assistant] Great players before their contracts were up for 25 years. Now that is, that basically allowed us to stay at the top end of the talent cycle. Relevant, relevant, relevant, relevant.


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[Assistant] But what if in some of those years, instead of dealing them early, you actually got four years out of a player that you signed a four-year contract to? What a novel concept.


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[Assistant] In Cleveland, when they sign someone to a five year contract, I always say, well that's a three year.


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[Assistant] And I don't care if it is 12% without and 16% with.


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[Assistant] No, Bieber's gone. So they're gone. But why only get three and a half years out of Bieber instead of four? I agree. Can you look up their record last September?


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[Assistant] Because if you guys remember, they went into a series against the Twins, I think in the beginning of September, and they were like a game and a half up, or two and a half up. It was very, very close. It was very close. And they went bananas.


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[Assistant] They won like 17 of 21 or something crazy.


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[Assistant] Okay now, if you trade Shane Bieber, that doesn't happen.


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[Assistant] If you try, so let's just say that Bieber's contract was to end


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[Assistant] Next season, or it was going to end this season, and they still had them on their roster. And the trade deadline is August 1st. So you're making a judgment, you're making a snapshot judgment on August 1st. Where is this team on August 1st?


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[Assistant] Well, hell, on September 9th of last year, they were five games over 500.


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[Assistant] And had a very small lead against Minnesota. I remember that series. If they had been swept in that series, they would have left Minnesota and they would no longer have been in first place. They went 22 and 5 from there.


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[Assistant] And it propelled them into a run that gave us the Rays excitement. I don't want to steal that from this fan base. Look how much fun that two week stretch was the Rays series and the Yankees series. We don't get that if we train shape.


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[Assistant] And so, but the thing with Bieber is, and this is tough for pitchers because their arms do go and injuries happen.


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[Assistant] He's not gonna get paid for a season and a half.


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[Assistant] So he can't be injured. He can't have a major injury. That will cut into his potential earnings.


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[Assistant] Big time. So if I'm the guardians, I might go to him.


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[Assistant] And I might say, I know they tried, they made an offer before last season I think, go to them one more time and say,


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[Assistant] This is where we can go. Now, it's probably not going to work because he's going to get 30, he's probably going to be in the ballpark of 25 to 30 million dollars. And I don't think the Guardians will pay that. I don't think so. For anybody.


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[Assistant] The Guardian's mission statement is,


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[Assistant] We're a team that have, that will go as far as our young players and maybe one


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[Assistant] Veteran can carry us, and that veteran is Jose Ramirez.


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[Assistant] They bet on Jose long term. He gave them a team friendly contract. It was one of the few times in team history that a superstar, and Jose is a superstar,


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[Assistant] Came up for a major contract and stayed instead of left.


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[Assistant] The rays have come close to doing it that way.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's all gonna, it'll figure itself out, but here's the thing. Look at the standings on July 20th.


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[Assistant] If someone blows your doors off with an offer, I mean, blows your doors off, like the haul we got for Frankie, cause that, that deal was incredible.


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[Assistant] Then you might have to do it if there's seven and a half games between you and the twins. But if you're where you are right now on, on July 25th, so a month from now, month and a half from now, if you're right where you are,


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[Assistant] You have to remember what they did in September and you have to understand that this team can duplicate that.


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[Assistant] And so if you trade away an all-star, you're robbing this fan base of a potential October run.


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[Assistant] And we're thirsty. We haven't had one. So every time you get a chance to get on that dance floor, take it.


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[Assistant] Just Denver's done a better job defending him or what do you think?


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[Assistant] You do not want to be Denver going to Miami down 3-2 or up 3-2 because then if you do lose game 6 in Miami, you're where Golden State was in 2016 where the pressure


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[Assistant] We're going out there tonight and we are closing this down because if you don't cut off the oxygen from the beast.


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[Assistant] Not at the risk of having to come home for a game seven. I wouldn't want that at all because if that happens, if it does happen, and I do not predict that it will, but if it does happen, Miami would have three


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[Assistant] straight wins over Denver on their floor to win the title. They would have to win game seven, but you don't want to come home for a game seven and you've lost two in a row at your, at your place.


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[Assistant] Well, of those 13 that came back from 3-1, the Cavs are one of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a smart team. That's a well coached team.


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[Assistant] And that's by the way, that was the one thing where I didn't have the confidence in the Cavs. Cause in the playoffs, it's a, it's a battle of possession by possession. And I just didn't have a sense of confidence that JB.


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[Assistant] That should be good. It should be great. All right. Overtime's next. Enjoy the rest of your day. You were questions on overtime with the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show.


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[Assistant] All right then my friends. So we know now that we need to create a service worker to implement all of that app-like behavior into our website. Now, when we create a service worker, it goes through a specific life cycle. And this is a really important concept to grasp. So I'm going to explain all of this in this video.


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[Assistant] Now we create this in the root directory of the application because that gives it a scope of our entire site, a global scope if you like. Meaning later on it can access all the different files in the site.


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[Assistant] If we created this in a subdirectory, for example, image over here, then its scope would be only in that subdirectory and it could only access files and control files inside that folder. We don't want that. We want to place it into the root so it can control all of the files later on.


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[Assistant] Now the first step when we create a service worker is to register it with the browser. Now we do this from our normal JavaScript file, app.js, not from the service worker file itself.


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[Assistant] So this is us telling the browser that a certain JavaScript file, sw.js, should be registered as a service worker and put onto that separate service work thread.


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[Assistant] So when we do this, the browser fires the install event, which is the browser basically installing the service worker. Now this is a lifecycle event and we can listen to this lifecycle event inside the service worker file itself. And then we could react to it in some way when it happens if we wanted to.


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[Assistant] For example, we could be listening for when the install event fires, and at that point, we could do some asset caching.


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[Assistant] So that later on we could access those assets that we cashed when we're offline. We won't need a connection to get them. And we'll learn all about that later on.


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[Assistant] So this install event fires only once when the service worker is registered.


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[Assistant] So we register it, it fires the installed event and then at some point after the service worker is installed it becomes active. Now at that point the browser fires an active event which we can also listen to and react to if we want inside the service worker file.


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[Assistant] Now at this point, once the service worker is active, it can access all the different pages and all the different files inside its scope.


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[Assistant] Now, since we placed it in the root directory, it means that it can access all the different files and pages on the site. And that means at that point, when it's active, the service worker can listen for all these different fetch events that happen or HTTP requests, if you like, and it can intercept them if needed.


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[Assistant] Now at some point, imagine that we reloaded the page, the browser. Does the service worker go through exactly the same life cycle every time we do that?


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[Assistant] Well, when we refresh the page, the service worker is still registered right here because that happens inside app.js. But it only reinstalls the service worker if the code inside the service worker file has changed since the last time it was installed in the browser.


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[Assistant] So that means when we reload the page, if there's been no change to the service worker code, it will not reinstall it because it's already there and it's already installed. It doesn't get deleted when we refresh the page. It remains there in the background.


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[Assistant] And then when we reload, if there's been no change after we register the service worker, we don't need to reinstall it.


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[Assistant] Now if there is a change to our service worker file, then it will reinstall it. Now does that mean it also activates the new service worker and replaces the old one completely? Well, no. The new service worker is installed when we reload the page, but then it stops and it remains in waiting to be activated.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, the old service worker is going to continue to be active by default.


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[Assistant] And the new service worker is only going to become active after all instances of our app is closed. Now that could be all the tabs that we have open in a browser or just the app themselves on mobiles.


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[Assistant] And then when it's reopened, at that point, the browser will take the new service worker that's in waiting and it's going to activate it.


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[Assistant] Now it does this because after we make a change to our service worker file, the page initially loads with that older version of the service worker installed, right?


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[Assistant] And on that webpage loading, the older version is controlling the app. So after the page loads, the browser also starts to install the new service worker, right? Which may take a small amount of time to complete.


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[Assistant] If after it was installed, it activated the new version automatically without a page refresh, it means directly swapping out our old service worker version for the new one midway through our app loading or the user interacting with the app. And this could result in breaking changes.


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[Assistant] So that's why we have this specific life cycle of events and it remains in waiting.


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[Assistant] When we install a new service worker because the old one is midway through doing things. So it remains in waiting. Then when we refresh again, that's when it becomes active from the very start. Okay.


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[Assistant] So then this controls the different files and this can intercept all the different requests, the different fetch events.


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[Assistant] Now, I know this seems quite complex at first, but we will be coming back to this diagram as we work through fleshing out our own service worker. And if you do need a refresher midway through, come back to this video for a reminder of how the life cycle of a service worker progresses. Because this is an important concept.


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[Assistant] And if when you're making service workers, you're making changes and refreshing the pages and you're not sure why something's working, it's probably because you've not fully grasped how this service worker life cycle works.


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[Assistant] Okay, so it is really important and now we know a little bit more about this life cycle. Let's try registering a service worker in the next video.


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[Assistant] October is coming to an end. It's been a really busy month with a lot of things happening, but I really did my best to take advantage of the beautiful autumn before the snow came.


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[Assistant] We have picked tons of berries so that we have enough for the whole winter. Lingonberries is always the last berries to pick before it gets cold. And just as blueberries, they are very good for the health. I really believe that berries are so important for us, especially if you live in a country where it's very cold and dark for a long time.


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[Assistant] All of you know how these works, but they are really good for picking blueberries and lingonberries, etc. So you just swipe them through the bushes like this and then, ta-da! Really good.


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[Assistant] In our last video from the mountains, people were so happy because they saw that you had become more comfortable in front of the camera. Do you agree?


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[Assistant] So October was a really rainy month. It was raining almost every day for two weeks. Which was great because we have mostly been doing work from inside.


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[Assistant] Since we started up our new webshop a month ago, we have had a lot to do. It's been both exhausting and super fun at the same time. But every week that goes by we have make things a little bit better and easier.


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[Assistant] A few weeks ago, we got a new member in our team, which was the best decision we could ever take. Johan's best friend Patrik has now started working with us.


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[Assistant] They have been best friends since childhood and has also worked together in the same company for over 10 years as electricians.


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[Assistant] So, from now on he's one of us, and we are so happy about that. He will be working with the jewelry together with Johan, and packing orders, and helping with all the other thousand things that comes with having a jewelry business. How's it going? I do my best.


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[Assistant] And he also has a cute little dog called Pytte, who is also working here with us during the days.


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[Assistant] But I'm so glad that I went to our cabin in the mountains for a week right before the snow came. I really wanted to go there before the winter would come and cover the ground with layers of deep snow and ice for half a year.


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[Assistant] It only takes about three hours to drive to the cabin and the surroundings on the way there is so beautiful.


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[Assistant] There is something about being here in the cabin that makes me go into my own bubble. I feel like I'm disconnected from the whole world. And all the noise is cut away and I can hear the voice of my heart much louder. I get so many ideas and I feel inspired all the time.


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[Assistant] The next morning was so beautiful. I was up in the sunrise and the lake was like a mirror and the mist were dancing like spirits.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, this morning was beyond beautiful. I'm so thankful that I got up early enough to


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[Assistant] To capture this. Because I was really tired this morning. So right now I'm actually back in the mountains again by our cabin. And I came here yesterday evening.


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[Assistant] That I wanna do before the winter arrive, which can be...


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[Assistant] And, you know, have time for other things. For just, you know, being out in nature and capture the beauty of this place in another way. And also, I just came here to


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[Assistant] I don't know, take a breath, I guess, because there's a special feeling that I get when I'm here. Being in the cabin, you know, coming away from everyday life and everyday routines.


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[Assistant] I guess. I know there is a quote that says


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[Assistant] The mountains are calling and I must go. And I love that quote because


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[Assistant] That's usually how I feel. I can't explain exactly why I need to go. I just need to go. It's just an inner feeling and it always, you know, are so worth it because afterwards I understand why I needed to go.


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[Assistant] So now I'm here my friends, and I hope you can feel like you are here with me as well, cause I have no plans for this vlog, I just...


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[Assistant] Hope that you will feel like you're hanging around with me here in this beautiful place. Uhm, I'm just so thankful for being here. I mean, do you see this?


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[Assistant] It's a special silence in the air right now and I'm not sure that you can feel it here because


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[Assistant] It doesn't really has to do with sound. I, I realize that now, because in the autumn, in October and November, we always say like, everything is getting so quiet. But it's not only the sound that gets quiet, it's the energy.


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[Assistant] I really love to experience the shifting seasons and the transitions in the energy during the year because it's so different. And I know a lot of you don't have four seasons as we have here, but I really hope you get to experience one day how it is to


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[Assistant] In places that are warm all the year around, where it's like summer almost all the year, how does the leaves on the tree changes? Like how, do they fall off? Or do they change color like they do here? Or are they constantly there? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I didn't bring anything when I got here, so I gotta drive to Saxnäs first, which is the closest town. It's such a beautiful little town, and they have this little store where you can buy groceries. So, let's go!


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[Assistant] So, this is Saxnäs, a beautiful little town among the mountains in Vilhelmina county. Just driving through this town makes me want to stop every single meter and take photos because the views in any direction is so breathtaking.


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[Assistant] Saxnäs and Masliden and many other areas around this place has a very rich and interesting history and culture which I love to read about. I'm especially fascinated by the history around the Sami culture and the indigenous people which is very deeply rooted here, from hundreds of years back in time and still today.


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[Assistant] At least for a couple of days. After a few days with food like this, I'm like, uuuh. But right now, mmm, I love it.


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[Assistant] Stekenjokk is this long road that goes right through the wild mountain area.


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[Assistant] Since this road is very high up in the mountains, it comes massive amounts of snow here during the winter, so the road is closed between October and June.


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[Assistant] I really love being here, so I wanted to spend some time to just enjoy one last day of Stekenjokk before the road was closed.


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[Assistant] I spent some hours here and filled my lungs with the cold and fresh mountain air. I felt really happy with my last day in Stekenjokk.


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[Assistant] I've seen a lot of comments from you guys saying that I pronounce the word mountains very funny. And I've seen these comments many many times on many videos and, uh...


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[Assistant] There was a long time when I just couldn't understand how in the world you could pronounce mountains differently than how I did.


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[Assistant] I guess that's the thing with having an accent. You are not really aware that you pronounce things really weird. But I have done some research now and I have learned that


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[Assistant] Mountains, or mountains, like at Silent N, mountains, mountains, mountains, are from the


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[Assistant] It's another beautiful morning and the sky is clear, almost. And I'm really, really happy about that, so. We have to go and fill up some more water later.


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[Assistant] The rest of the days in the cabin looked quite similar to my first day. I was out from sunrise to sunset, just doing my thing and going bananas over the beautiful views.


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[Assistant] I had to go into the car because it's so windy outside, uh, but I just wanted to say that


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[Assistant] The beautiful soft pink light, you know, when the sun is just rising, it's first little sunrise and it touches the mountains and it's just, it just creates magic.


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[Assistant] I can't explain the explosion of energy that happens inside of me when I see beautiful things in nature like that.


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[Assistant] I stayed a long time by this beautiful waterfall, and I could spend an eternity looking at the stones that had this silver shimmering look.


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[Assistant] I took this stone with me, and left one of my rose quartz.


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[Assistant] I'm a person that loves water and I feel cravings for showers and swims, so I can't go too many days without cleaning myself in the water. And the only way to do that is by taking a really cold dip in the lake. But it feels so refreshing afterwards.


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[Assistant] After a few beautiful days it started to get more windy and cloudy. And then suddenly the snow was on its way. And since I didn't have winter tires on the car, it was time to go home before the snow came.


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[Assistant] I am so thankful for these beautiful days in the mountains. My heart was filled with joy and I felt recharged and ready for the winter as I got home.


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[Assistant] I've been living in the mountains my whole life. Let's take our horses and ride up to the mountaintop tonight. But I ain't got more time for talking right now. I gotta focus driving.


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[Assistant] They affect the lives of many bitch-ass Americans.


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, yes, finally, American hospitals now have to tell you their prices in advance, which is a huge improvement. Hospitals are the only places that can surprise you with prices. You go in, you get the surgery, then three weeks later, you get the bill for the price of your car.


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[Assistant] Like I'm serious, I really hope this is the first step to getting America's healthcare costs under control. Because when I first got to the U.S., I had to have surgery on my appendix, right? And then after I saw the bill that came, I was like, you guys should have let me die.


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[Assistant] Moving on. This week is the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. CES. It's where tech companies showcase the latest in futuristic nightmares. And this year hasn't disappointed.


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[Assistant] A self-driving car mowed down a robot pedestrian.


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[Assistant] And you know what's funny about this? Is that as humans, we're so narcissistic. We always assume that when the robot apocalypse comes, the robots will be coming after us. We've never once considered that robots probably hate each other just as much as we do. Yeah. That car probably saw the robot and was like, Hey Wally, kill yourself. Yo mama was a Roomba. Ha ha ha ha.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's how it works. There's a celebrity backstage. They're gonna put a costume on and dance and then tWitch and I will ask the masked dancer some questions and guess who it is and we'll keep guessing until we get it or until a lawyer from Fox shows up and tells us to stop.


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[Assistant] The dancer gave us a few clues to help us out and they are, my birthday is between February and September, uh, sometimes I wear glasses, my middle initial is not R.


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[Assistant] Holy gundam, 15 meters.


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[Assistant] So I'm curious what you are feeling right now, and if you're looking forward to a parade coming up in Denver.


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[Assistant] Wow! Fantastic. Welcome to the show. Uh, here's how this works. We're gonna take turns trying to sing well-known songs, and we're gonna have most of the lyrics in front of us on cue cards.


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[Assistant] Alright, perfect. Let's do it. Uh, first let's put on our safety glasses because safety is sexy.


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[Assistant] No tears left to cry.


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[Assistant] Down here, it makes you feel like you're being buried alive.


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[Assistant] Program that I've done since I've been in prison taught me how to change my frame of mind.


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[Assistant] These groups aren't just something to occupy your mind though. These groups are, uhm, supposed to help you change yourself.


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[Assistant] Actually going back a couple years ago, my mind would go, uh...


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[Assistant] You can see these little circuits where it's like, I'd be aggravated real quickly.


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[Assistant] And as of right now, I could probably tell you I will never cop again. I don't plan on it. I don't want it. Some days do I actually think back on what I did?


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[Assistant] I was hurting inmates who had problems with it just staring at the blood.


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[Assistant] I had put in for several groups to better myself, to get out to my family, to do my time. I've come from a long ways.


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[Assistant] Since I've been down here, I've done challenge program, I've done psychology incarceration, coping skill groups, and a couple anger management groups back when I was in media. So I've done groups over the years.


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[Assistant] No, I love it. I don't know, I think it's swag. I like it.


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[Assistant] That does look good. But uhm, as far as that situation goes, I mean uhm, you know, clout is a real thing.


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[Assistant] Everybody want clout. We all want clout. Sometimes I get lost in clout.


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely, definitely. I got people who be trying to get clout off my name.


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[Assistant] Especially the women, you know. Really? I be keepin' it real clean with these women cause they quick to try to get some clout off your neck.


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[Assistant] Now I, I ain't never had a woman take nothing from me, but women always want to record you and put you on camera. Like I had some females I was hanging out with after one of my shows and like, baby girl, you just, I just been with you for four hours. Why you still want to put me on camera? Yeah, what the fuck? You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Alright, that's crazy. I left right from Jay-Z and came over. Yeah, we had a lot, like I was over there taking care of real business, but you were taking care of business too, but your business end was a little different than my business.


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[Assistant] You was taking the shit, you was taking the shit and there was shit going on.


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[Assistant] During All-Star Weekend, he just told me, like, he loved what I, what I had going on. Me and Jay-Z had, he just really, he really wanted to work with me. He really believed in what I got going on. And uhm, we got some big stuff coming though, real soon.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, it ain't gonna be none of that, but it's gonna be something big. I don't wanna give it away, cause I want the people to anticipate, but it's gonna be big.


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[Assistant] Right, that was like, I only been starstruck three times in my life. When I met Snoop Dogg, when I met LeBron James, Will Smith, so four times, and then when I met Jay-Z.


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[Assistant] And I was starstruck and then when he sat down and told me how he loved what I do, I eased up a little bit like, okay, he fucked with what I got going on, so it's cool.


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[Assistant] But, but, but when he talk, you don't want to talk, you really just want to listen though. Cause he really telling you some, some shit that you wanted. Like he was telling me so much, I wasn't able to take it all with me because my head's small, but I took a lot of information with me though.


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[Assistant] Just so you'd be able to think about it after. Yea, yea, I should've recorded so I could have everything like, okay, Jay, he said that and then he said that. Yea, but it was dope though, me and Jay. Wow. The information that he had. That's crazy. Yea, but he really, he really believed in what I got going on and uh, me and Jay got some big stuff coming soon.


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[Assistant] A young, young kid, you know what's crazy about me? I never graduated from elementary school. I got kicked out of elementary school. I never graduated from middle school.


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[Assistant] And I never, well I ended up graduating from high school and I got kicked out of high school, so.


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[Assistant] Elementary year, I got into some trouble. I forgot what happened. They kicked me out. My third grade year. My eighth grade year, I got in a fight and ended up hitting the principal. Wow. Yea, I put out my mom home school and beat my eighth grade year. Then my twel- my eleventh grade year, I got in some trouble. And then, uh...


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[Assistant] I ended up going to like night school and getting my diploma.


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[Assistant] Right, that's what I was, but when I was getting in trouble, I was still like a class clown.


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[Assistant] So being a class clown, I just always wanted to entertain people, make people laugh though, but I ain't have no intentions on being a comedian or none of that when I was in high school. This happened when I was like 21 years old. I had already graduated, I was out of high school for three years.


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[Assistant] And then I went to college. I was going to this community college and my homie was like, man, you should be a comedian. I'm like, man, I enjoy being a cook at KFC. I'm about to give my love $10 and I'm going home.


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[Assistant] I don't know it though, like, even, like when you worked it, they still don't give you the, uh, the secret ingredients away. They just be like, alright, look, it's already bagged up, just pour it in the flour.


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[Assistant] I'm with it. Even though I worked at KFC, my loyalty lies with KFC.


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[Assistant] KSC took me to the hospital one time, I thought I was gonna die. Wow, really? Man, I was in the hospital for like six hours, they had to give me an IV. What for? Like what happened? They said, they didn't really tell me, they said it was food poisoning, but that shit had me feeling like I was about to die. Really? Like my stomach was messed up, I could barely breathe. That's the worst feeling.


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[Assistant] It's terrible. I was like, listen bro, take me to the hospital right now, I feel like I'm gonna die.


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[Assistant] No, not really, not after high school, you know, you're 18 years old and nobody really want to hire you. So KFC was the first job I applied for and all my homies at work. So I tried to get the job in high school and they didn't hire me, but they hired all my homies. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, damn, why y'all didn't hire me? He like, uh, we just decided to go with somebody else. So after high school, I went and applied again and they finally hired me.


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[Assistant] My management took me to Whole Foods the other day for the first time. That's legit. They put me in a sleep coma.


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[Assistant] I really, like, when I first started, I was doing stuff on YouTube. This is way before Instagram had, like, videos. And this is, I started, I started in 2013. So I've been grinding for a long time for anybody who thought it just happened overnight. But I was just on YouTube doing little stuff, and people was like, oh, that's funny. I was like, okay, hold on, maybe, maybe I can do this thing.


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[Assistant] And then I was doing it on YouTube, I got on Vine for a few minutes, and Vine didn't take off of me. So I said okay, after I was on Vine, Instagram got 15 second videos. This was way before they had a minute video, so I was already making minute videos, and then uhm, I got up to like 200k. In between that time,


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[Assistant] That's when Snoo Dogg had found me. Snoo Dogg was the first celebrity to find me. He found me at 30k. That's badass. The realest thing about Snoo Dogg is, when he found me, he came to Detroit. One security guard, I'm telling you, on the east side of Detroit by itself. And he kicked it with me for the whole day. Wow, really? Yea, it was crazy.


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[Assistant] You had a super small following. I had 30,000 followers. That's crazy that he was that, that had that much belief in you. Yeaah, so it was crazy, like for him to believe in me at that time when I only had 30k, I'm like, dang, he believed in me before I believed in myself though.


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[Assistant] Right, hey, hey, I forgot who I was with yesterday, like not yesterday, a couple days ago, and we were watching some, some, oh, some.


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[Assistant] God what it was, but it was some old Snoop Dogg footage and they was like, man, he really look like a dog.


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[Assistant] Me and Snoop was like, when he first came to Detroit, so I was like, alright, we hopped in the car and we took a ride.


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[Assistant] And then Secure's like, you need me to ride? He's like, no I'm good, I'm good cuz we good. We riding through the city of Detroit, like one of the grandest cities in the world.


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[Assistant] So me and Snoop ratting, I told him, I'm like, Snoop, I wanna be famous. And I, you know what I'm saying, he like, don't.


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[Assistant] Get the fame before you get the money. And I ain't know what that meant until I had 2 million followers but I ain't had 2 million dollars.


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[Assistant] And then he told me, he said, uh, trust the process and be patient. That's the realest information he could have gave me.


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[Assistant] But, uh, the reason I quit Outback Steakhouse is because this is the first time I ever was going to be on a radio. One of the hottest radio stations in Detroit. Wow. And he was like, yeah, we want an interview tonight. And the owner was like, if you leave here today, don't ever come back.


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[Assistant] I mean listen, I gotta really do this interview. Like if you leave, don't come back. I'm already cool, so I left and I never been back.


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[Assistant] He said, don't call me in six months when you need a job again. Well listen, god damn it, I don't need a job.


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[Assistant] I think it might only be me that I really, I mean a couple people went on to play like Canadian football and things of that nature.


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[Assistant] They got the CFL of the Canadian Football League. They own League over there.


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[Assistant] Man, it's a lonely world up there, too. Like, stand up ain't no joke. Like, it's hard, too.


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[Assistant] But uh, but no, stand up is hard. It's difficult to get up there and really do stand up. When I first started doing stand up, it was like, okay, like you could come from Instagram, but you got to really be funny. Like I tried to go straight from Instagram to doing stand up.


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[Assistant] And the people wasn't having it. You know what I'm saying? I had to go back to the drum board and really learn how to do it.


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[Assistant] And that's the truth because I've been doing stand-up two years and I finally got a real 30 solid minutes that I can go up there and do.


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[Assistant] Definitely, I got a, I got a comedian, uh, name, comedian, Blackberry, he opened up for me.


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[Assistant] And he, like, he probably one of the best comedians I've ever met in my life. He can go up there and freestyle his whole set for 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] Like he don't do, he don't do his set or none of his material. He can go up there and see something in the crowd and he'll freestyle for 45 minutes. So by him being as good as he was, he made me get better. Like the show I just did out in Buffalo, he was going crazy. I'm talking about the crowd was out there stumping as if they was in the church house. I said, hold on.


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[Assistant] It was dying, so I'm like, hold on, I gotta go crazy. So when I went out there.


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[Assistant] What'd I do, like 25 minutes? I did about 25 minutes, but it was the best 25 minutes I get it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's hard. A lot of them said that they wouldn't do it or they don't want to transition into that, but I was doing theaters when I first started, like two, three thousand people. Now I only do my comedy clubbing and it'd be my people. So my shows would be three, four hundred people every night, but it's my people and it'd be the best time we can possibly have with me and my people. We'd be up there really vibing like a backyard barbecue.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's way different, like when I went and did uhm, I think I did The Laugh Factory, I was just working out some material. I mean, The Laugh Factory, they come to laugh, so if you funny, you funny. But when I went in there, they was really vibing with me, they really...


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[Assistant] If for me, like when I, when I do my shows, I got to say my catchphrase and so the people, you know what I'm saying? They can really see what I do on the internet, live in person, but I try to stay away from it so they don't get too caught up in it. Like when, like when I be at my shows, I'll be doing my set and all you hear people say, Hey, yo, Gar, you finna be a breeze. Yo, yeah, that's me. I'm like, listen, bro.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hey listen, I did that video, I told my manager right before I did it, I said man, I'm finna break the internet right quick.


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[Assistant] That was a good one. I knew it, like I be knowin' cause I know what the people like, I, I, I mastered the internet. Right.


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[Assistant] Uh, it found its way into my comedy, like, you know, cause for me, I don't, I don't really use, I don't write no sketches, I just cut the camera on it, whatever kind of my mind, I just go. So, if I see something more in the comments that I said in the video and I see people keep commenting, I keep using it the next video and the next video until they fall in love with it.


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[Assistant] Instagram skitties is like something that people can really relate to. Like if I watch, cause I watch a lot of people on the internet, but if I watch something and I can genuinely laugh at it and I can relate to it, I be like, okay bro, you did your thing on that one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause like a lot of people like on the internet, a lot of people want to try you as if like all you do is comedy. Like at the end of the day, like I'm still from the hood in Detroit. Like I ain't no pushover. Like, you know what I'm saying? People think just cause you do comedy, you a pushover. Like, listen bro, I'm still from the east side of Detroit. Don't get it twisted. You know, but a lot of people, you know, people always on the internet, eh hi, wootoo, wootoo, wootoo, when I see you, it's this and that and the third. Hey listen brother, it ain't gonna, it ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go.


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[Assistant] Not trying to hurt me, not trying to harm me in no type of way. But I had a lot of people try to...


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[Assistant] Talk crazy, like, through text messages or through the internet or through they girlfriend or something.


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[Assistant] My girl, she don't really, she let me be free. She let me do me. So that's why I enjoy being with her.


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[Assistant] No, I shouldn't see the whole thing, but she's seen a little bit of it. And she, the reason I love her so much is because, like, she never...


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[Assistant] And they ask me for money every day like, okay, are you $200 here? And the next day, hey.


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[Assistant] First day, $200, need the nails and toes done. Next day, hold on, my car broke down. Okay, baby, hold on, okay, car broke down. Next day, hey, the baby, hold on, that's your baby.


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[Assistant] For real, so, a lot of women, you know, they get tied up in that, like, hold on, I ain't, you ain't gonna just use me. Ain't no video game.


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[Assistant] Cause for me, when I got in a relationship, the pussy started to cum more. Is it the same thing for you? Like did it start to cum? Did they try to get at you more when you got in a relationship?


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[Assistant] I don't know, not really no memory. I just, you know, I was on the internet and like I said, I just cut the camera and I just go, but.


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[Assistant] The one that, that, that mean the most to me probably is Beyond Me and, uh, Yea That's Me. Them, them are my two most biggest ones. Like far just catchphrases, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, Finna Be a Breeze and Bigfella was like the starter.


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[Assistant] A humble beast, like, you know, a lot of us, like, we humble beasts, like, but when you try us, then we gotta go there.


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[Assistant] That's my dog, Fatboy, my dog. His energy always there. And like, Fatboy been doing this thing for a minute too. And me and Fatboy did a couple videos. I did a video with Fatboy like a year and a half ago. Right. And he almost really broke my arm.


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[Assistant] Listen, bro, he grabbed my arm, put my arm behind my back, and I'm almost broken. I said, oh yeaah, me and Fatboy gonna have to sign that, uh, uh, uh, what you call them forms?


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[Assistant] Whatever them forms is, is to where I gotta get some money from Fatboy if he broke my arm.


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[Assistant] My number one, my favorite guy on Instagram has always been DC Young Fly. Oh, okay. He's always been my favorite guy. And Desi Banks. Desi Banks my guy too.


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[Assistant] Dezzy, check him out, Dezzy coming up. He don't understand, he cold. But uhm, for our Dezzy, and uhm, DC on fly.


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[Assistant] When I, when I came up, it was like the beginning of everybody coming up off Instagram when I got my chance. But now it's like, it's, it's hard. Like people think like, it's like stand up, but it's hard to come up on Instagram. People think you just finna get on there and it's hard, man.


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[Assistant] Well I blew, yeaah, when Instagram first came out, I ain't blew up when it first came out, but like,


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[Assistant] Probably three or four months into it, that's when I blew up, you know. Snoop Dogg got with me, and then Snoop Dogg, when he found me at 30k, that's when I went to 200k. I got deleted. Somebody hacked my page, deleted me at 200k. That must have been so brutal, right? Man, listen, I wanted to end it all. I'm like, man, I'm gonna end this shit.


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[Assistant] Snoop was still behind me. I was like Snoop and they deleted me. He was posting everything. He posted like 10 of my videos back to back, back to back. Really? I kid you not got back to 200k in like 3 days.


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[Assistant] That's a good idea. I'ma tell him that you gotta let you come through.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I ain't really, no, I ain't never thought about that, but I feel like, uhm.


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[Assistant] For as far as comedians go, if I knew I was going to be a comedian, I would have never got all these tattoos. You know, cause like, they see us different than they see everybody else like. But Fatboy, he, Fatboy, his heart is into rapping. He ain't, you know what I'm saying, he don't really care about the comedic side of it. Not that I think.


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[Assistant] No, like comedy, you can really do it, but I feel like they don't take us as serious. Like, look at me, tattoos, like yea that's why.


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[Assistant] Exactly, exactly. That's kinda weird. The guy who opened up for me, he got glasses and they take him way more serious than they take me. Like, if I wasn't Howard Davis, I wouldn't be able to follow him every night. I'm telling you, like, he that good.


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[Assistant] Like Jay-Z told me, they said everybody don't get to do it. I was able to do it through that little screen.


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[Assistant] Say that he really believed that, well we, like Instagram comedians and influence, he really believed like this is the new generation of rap. He really believed it's gonna be that.


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[Assistant] He going hard, ain't he? He going crazy, jumping out of airplanes and all that type of shit.


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[Assistant] I did do that, like, I was telling, I was telling them outside, like, I didn't even know Will Smith before that video. So it's people was like, all right, we not going to introduce you to Will yet. Just start recording. So I met Will Smith in that video. That is so crazy.


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[Assistant] It was dope, man. Will Smith, like his energy just dope and the way he, he, he accept people is dope. You know what I'm saying? And the things he was telling us was like, he just like Jay-Z, like it's too much information to take in. Like it's just dope people, man.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they done it all in the scene, like you said, but yeaah, they dope. Like, when I met Will Smith, he just was kickin' it, you know, kickin' knowledge. Right. And he just came, well, we was at, I think we was at Porsche, we was at Porsche, he had a private event at Porsche for Will Smith, Bucket List, you know, the new show he got on Facebook.


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[Assistant] So we was there and then we kicked it for like 3-4 hours just eating, drinking and kicking it.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, this right here, uhm, I think I, what's the first show I did where I wore this at? First show I wore this at I think was in Houston. And I don't know, I just enjoyed the way they looked and being able to put all my designs and things on it.


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[Assistant] If somebody hit my girl, look, it's a congratulations. I'm gonna find me somebody else.


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[Assistant] But some people don't know how to accept that. I think, I think it's a pride thing though. A lot of guys don't know how to accept that girl.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, cause it's easy, it's easy to laugh a woman out of pen.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Can you share any of them with us? I can't say their name because my girl might get mad. Oh right. Nicki Minaj? Off camera? No, not Nicki. I love to spend some time with Rihanna.


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[Assistant] Alright man, you know who at the top of my bucket list? You wouldn't even think it, but uh, Kerry Washington.