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[Assistant] There is a moment where he paused the stream, and he just did a close-up, he's like...


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[Assistant] I think it's overpaid, but understandable because there's not really a lot of


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[Assistant] Because like, you kinda have to, and I like how the story has gone from, is he overpaid to, wow, this is super embarrassing that they put this in a $230.5 million contract that he needs to do his homework and not watch TV, play video games, or peruse the internet when he's doing it.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, my question is, okay, did the Cardinals put that clause in because then it would invalidate the contract if he doesn't do it. So is it kind of like that's their fail safe that they put in because they're like, hey, we're not super confident that he's going to do it, which again, I think is.


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[Assistant] I think it looks bad for the Cardinals that you're still giving him this money, and you kind of don't have that faith in him, but it's like I said before, I understand why they have to, because like, at ScooterSec, the cap keeps on going up, if you have even a top 15 QB, you're gonna give them like insane money.


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[Assistant] And so this is their way of guaranteeing that, hey, like they won't get too burned with it because if he doesn't take it seriously, then we can say that the contract is voided.


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[Assistant] My question is how are they enforcing that? Are they going to be like at his house and they're going to be like, Kyler? Are you studying in there?


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[Assistant] Again, I think it's just weird for both sides. I think that it has been overblown that, like, Kyler doesn't do the work, but I think it's fair to question why the Cardinals are putting it in in the first place, and I feel like they're the ones who really can answer that question, because Kyler, of course, is gonna be like, I work, I do all this.


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[Assistant] I think the question like goes to like the GM and Clint Kingsbury of like, hey, why did you put this in there? And then you get some like BS answer, but.


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[Assistant] Just, just start screaming at the top of your lungs. Just, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, can I, really quick, can I introduce a story that I saw on the Twitter and I thought it was kind of funny? Okay, cool. Since it's anarchy.


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[Assistant] So uhm, as we know, training camp, uh, started yesterday, football's back, everyone's very excited, I know, uh, just speaking from, as a Green Bay Packer fan, like the stands were packed out with fans, I know the Broncos, they had a line waiting to get in, uhm, and these were the scenes from the Washington Commanders training camp.


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[Assistant] So here's the thing, uh, I read about this, apparently the commanders do a lottery to see who gets, like, can go see their training camp, but I also heard that there were, like, there wasn't a parking lot close by anymore, so like, people just didn't show up.


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[Assistant] But like, you compare it to, and again, Paran, I'm sure you saw it, like the lines of Broncos fans, like, they are packed, especially to see Russell Wilson, there's excitement. The Packers, it's always packed. And then you compare it to this. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, the Green Bay Packers. There's a lot going on with the Green Bay Packers. Apparently Romeo Dubs is lighting it up in training camp, which again, it's just camp, just practice though, like it's nothing crazy. Is Romeo Dubs lighting it up? Romeo Dubs. Lighting it up, baby. Taking him at the end of a lot of fantasy drafts. Yep. Oh, well here's the reason why is not


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[Assistant] I talked about this, I have a video that's eventually gonna come out, it is all recorded, but of like who's gonna be the Packers' number one wide receiver, and a lot of people look at Christian Watson because he drafted him in the second round, what have you. But when it came to production, like in just the amount, like the volume of receptions, targets, what have you, Romeo Dubbs got like the lion's share.


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[Assistant] So I wouldn't be surprised, one. Two, Christian Watson's out because he had a minor knee surgery, just like to clean some stuff up. So he's missing camp for right this second. So there's opportunities there. So I think that this will be a really nice way for Romeo dubs to


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[Assistant] Kind of acclimated with the offense quickly. Dave Bakhtiari, his knee feels normal for the first time since tearing his ACL and apparently his ACL wasn't the issue anymore. Had to get a third surgery this past off season. He tore it back on December 31st, 2020. So like over 500 days ago and he's only played 27 snaps since then.


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[Assistant] That's a time, uhm, but Alton Jenkins is, uh, apparently ahead of schedule, which is good news, and yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, I just, Packers fans aren't even surprised at this point because, of course, as soon as it was tweeted out, right underneath, Adam Schefter was like, and the Packers were in the conversation.


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[Assistant] The Packers are always in the conversation. I mean, I predicted slash wanted Julio, um, out of all of them, like out of all the free agent wide receivers, cause I thought he would sign for not a ton of money and just with our cap space restrictions. And I think that if he was able to stay healthy, you know, he could have been a threat.


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[Assistant] I can't fault Julio, one, because the Buccaneers probably gave him more money. And two, I mean, like, he's not even wide receiver one there. Like, is he wide receiver three? He's wide out three or four.


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[Assistant] It probably gives him a really great opportunity to win because if he came to Green Bay, like he would probably be competing for that wide receiver one, probably getting a lot of production here. You know, if he's worried about his health, I think it kind of makes sense because you're, you're signing up with a team that probably has a good chance to go deep in the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't pay attention to the commanders unless it's the training camp that pops up on my feed.


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[Assistant] I saw someone post that on Twitter, that like, some guy like, Carson Wentz was like, signing autographs and stuff, and the guy was like, can I have your band? Like his wedding band. Like, what?


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[Assistant] And he's just like, it's just rubber because it's like one of the rubber ones that like the players wear and he's like, no, it's mine. Like the guy was dead serious too about wanting Carson Wentz's, uh, wedding band.


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[Assistant] Which is, you know what? Here you go. That's other etiquette. That's not necessarily for the game training camp. Don't ask players for their wedding band. It's weird. Can I have your jock strap?


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[Assistant] I really wanted him. The lions got him. It still makes me sad. Yep. Still makes me very sad.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a time. It is gonna be a time. What else do we have on the agenda?


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[Assistant] That's true. That's true. We live long enough. Are we doing the countdown?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's right. Didn't have enough to fill a full hour.


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[Assistant] Not even 55 minutes. 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 4. How many cowboys are even gonna score? It's zero. That's right, Scooter's about to lose this punishment.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, I mean, the biggest punishment is just being a cowboy fan because it's pretty tough. I mean, like, you just go in and out. It's like the Packers, honestly. I mean, it's...


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[Assistant] But you need to also, and this is where you gotta pay extra attention, rank your top 10 episodes of the GCU. That's all the East, the West coach. You gotta rank top 10 and you gotta come back next week and say, here's my list.


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[Assistant] Tom? Uh, I have my Patreon slash YouTube member exclusive Q&A tonight at eight. Uh, so it's already close to Patreon and community things, so you can check that out tomorrow, GPS.


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[Assistant] It's draft day, draft day, gonna get down on draft day, party and party.


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[Assistant] YouTube literally demonetized me because I said that the Packers blocked a punt because they thought it was that word. So yea, no, we're done now.


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[Assistant] Fan sent these to me, I don't know if you can pick it up on camera. But right here, on this bottom lens.


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[Assistant] Before we get any further, I think we need to shout out


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[Assistant] Two of our own, uh, and that is Piston Tree and Five Star Vids for Excellent War Tree.


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[Assistant] Getting shouted out on the Pat McAvee show as draft experts because...


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[Assistant] If the Jaguars, can you imagine the Jaguars actually trade out of the first pick? Like, it's not gonna happen, but if they did, like, you would be Harolded.


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[Assistant] I know we said that Scooter's never gone into a strip club, but do you think he would go into a strip club that was called the Body of Christ?


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[Assistant] Original 151 Pokemon. Oh yeaah, no, Quarterbacks yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay, Mitch Trubisky.


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[Assistant] I can't even imagine like having an MVP and getting bounced in like the first part of the playoffs, like the first game you play in the playoffs. God, could never imagine that in any sport. And I can't imagine that. Nope.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just Manzell and it automatically switches over. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] No, I'm sorry. No, that's not a- Brown was the second round pick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we got it. Yeah, we got it, Antonio.


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[Assistant] I really hope we get a lave. Oh my god, I'd be so happy if we got a lave.


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[Assistant] I would not be surprised. Cause there's plenty of depth that they can go after. I think they might trade around tonight too. I mean, they could trade into the top 15.


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[Assistant] The 32. I picked Trayvon Walker at 28, cause he was sitting there, and now he might go the first.


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[Assistant] There we go, we got a hundo. There we go, Dustin.


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[Assistant] 21, 18, 17, 16, 15, 4. The giants are gonna trade both picks to move up to 4. And then they'll get no leequilis or whatever QBs in store. And Daniel's stones will also get extended til 2034. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Alright, so just give me a game. Like, are we doing like any game? Like ever?


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[Assistant] Oh, buddy, Jesus Christ. It was giving me such bad PT. I was watching a Packers playoff game. It was giving me such bad PTSD. I'm watching it. I'm like, I'm watching the Packers. Like, I'm literally watching them. That was horrible. That was, that was not good.


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[Assistant] I don't think yeaah, for Tyler Huntley, no offense to Tyler Huntley, Pro Bowler, Tyler Huntley. Pro Bowler. I don't think that OBJ is going there, and again, he got the bag, I mean that's why OBJ went there anyway, but.


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[Assistant] I think the best part about this is because it's a five year deal, it's going to push a bunch of money out. So like now they can sign people. Like now there's already been all those rumors about DeAndre Hopkins potentially getting moved. Like we could see that tonight or tomorrow. I think it's going to happen.


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[Assistant] One of the most sure handed wide receivers there are. You know, definitely has regressed a little bit, has some injury woes, but I think you're, you're good.


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[Assistant] I mean, you have the owner of your organization. I know he was joking, turning to Mike McCarthy saying that drafting is not a problem, it's coaching.


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[Assistant] That was so brutally uncomfortable. Like, as a, as a former person who dealt with Mike McCarthy, like, that was, that was, now, was he referring to Ellen Moore?


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[Assistant] Yeah, top 15, like we're going to see a run of offensive tackles because after like those premium guys are gone.


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[Assistant] There's, there's a sizable gap. It's like safety, like with Brian Branch, but like there's a sizable gap. So I think you're going to see there's a ton of teams that need offensive line help and there's only so many guys with a first round grade. So yeah, I think you're going to see a bunch of those go in the top 15.


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[Assistant] I think it, I think it's gonna, like the QBs, I think they're gonna fall when they fall, but I don't think you're gonna see a ton. Unless, like, if all, I think the majority of the trades are gonna be people trying to trade back. Because, again, unless you like,


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[Assistant] So the quarterbacks, I feel like there's going to be a lot of teams that are going to be like, we'll wait until next year. Because you look at like the Raiders, right? It's the Raiders and the Seahawks argument. That they could draft a quarterback now, have him sit and learn because Jimmy G and Geno Smith aren't the franchise guys.


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[Assistant] But you also could wait. I mean, I think maybe the Seahawks wind up taking Richardson if he's there. I think just Colts fans are just praying the Texans screw it up, which is a good thing.


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[Assistant] No, I, I still think the Cardinals should draft Bryce Young and he could sit on Kyler Murray's shoulders and just put a big trench coat on him and then they play as 1QB. I think that's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the biggest question mark is what the hell the Texans do because they have a couple of options. I mean, hell, they could trade back. They could trade back if they're just like, Hey, you know what? We could go to four or five if they really want to like skip and you know, they want to go get CJ Stroud for the Colts, but yeah, they're going to be interesting.


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[Assistant] No, I was working on every NFL fan waiting for the draft and I was like writing all that stuff out and getting ready and then the news dropped. I was not expecting it on Tuesday, right? Tuesday.


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[Assistant] I was a bit shocked, but holy crap, I am so happy with that compensation. Like, I could not be happier.


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[Assistant] I s- I always said there's gonna be a conditional, like, second that could turn into a potential first. As time went on, I didn't think we were gonna get number 13, we wound up swapping. But I think over- like, I'm just happy we got a second. Like, I- I'm so happy with that because...


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[Assistant] The thing is, Aaron Rodgers is never gonna play for the Packers again. Like it was done. And he was gonna be owed 60 million dollars, we still take a 40.3 million dollar cap hit, and we literally just unloaded that.


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[Assistant] I, you know what's funny? I put, uh, in a video, literally before that comment, before his press conference, saying that he's just gonna, you know, date Zach Wilson's mom, and maybe that's what he meant.


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[Assistant] Just like I want it, but I don't want the check mark. I do. Anyway, I'm just a guy. I thought you had it.


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[Assistant] Like I want Tom Brady in a comedy club that's packed and there's just no noise. It's just crickets.


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[Assistant] What is the slogan at the end? It's like family but with cheese or with more cheese.


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[Assistant] I think it's, tight end is like really popular right now. There's like apparently a lot of rumors that they're going to go after Kincaid. I, I don't even mind Kincaid. He just doesn't, he's not the blocker. Like he's a really good receiver and I think you do well in the Packers. I just think that's a little rich for 13. We trade back and get them. I get that a little bit more plus like this is one of the few.


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[Assistant] Depth positions in this class, it's like corner, tight end. So.


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[Assistant] I would like to get a tackle, like that would make me happy. If we went with Brian Branch, I wouldn't hate it. Of course, everything that would make Packers fans ecstatic would be JSM.


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[Assistant] I want Darnell Washington, he's, he's been my guy, like second round, I've wanted him so long, but yea, I want him.


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[Assistant] Of course I am. Of course, I'm streaming today, I'm streaming tomorrow. I'm not stream- I'll probably stream later Saturday night after it's all done.


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[Assistant] That's true. Yep, that's two, about two and a half months in the making. Uh, so that's, I'm going live at 7.30 Eastern, so about 30 minutes before the draft, so about 10-15 minutes before the draft actually starts. That's when the announcement will be.


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[Assistant] He could do, like, a Tearmaker for, like, Pokemon. We could, we could do something. Smasher Pass is funny though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotta poke your ass. There's a chat saying watch DBZ Abridged, but honestly, like, Pernod, you'd laugh your ass off, cause that stuff's just funny. It's basically core Dragon Ball Z.


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[Assistant] They make like shortened versions of it and they just tell like amazing jokes. It's hysterical.


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[Assistant] Remember we were gonna do this with Scooter and then Scooter was like, I'm too nice? Why don't we make perna right roasts for all of us?


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[Assistant] Every day on Twitter, you tag top Brady with a different tweet and just be like, I'm a huge fan. Like it'd be a lifelong dream. It just changes every day.


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[Assistant] I wanted to take a screenshot of that.


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[Assistant] I'm getting close to 300 and don't get me wrong, it's a number I really want because it's...


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[Assistant] Going from two to three was way harder than one to two.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've been doing, you know, comedy football recaps for 10 years now. 10 years of my life devoted to this art. Okay. Somebody just ads me on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Amazon orders NFL comedy recap series and they don't even give me a freaking call. It goes to a former SNL host or guy.


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[Assistant] I would like to have been rejected for the position is all I'm saying. Like just consider me and then say no, we're going to go with somebody a lot more talented, uh, better looking.


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[Assistant] What are we talking about?


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[Assistant] Won't give me a comedy show? Draft King says, you know what?


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[Assistant] Click fake. It's the code. It's the code. It's the code. It's the code. It's the code. It's the code.


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[Assistant] You'd use Daniel Jones to get your QB and the better QB draft next year, right?


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[Assistant] How are the Broncos going to do giants? Okay. I've got a question for one urinating tree.


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[Assistant] Why is your quarterback stealing my quarterbacks? Dope!


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[Assistant] It is nice to not be the five points of this season, uh, where your quarterback will be the worst one of the group.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, okay, uh, the Denver Broncos last year, their defense allowed the third fewest points in the league. Uh, their offense scored 23rd worst in the league.


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[Assistant] So they kept it close and they kept losing because we couldn't score. We're gonna be able to score points this year.


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[Assistant] Are we going to be able to score as much as the Chiefs and the Chargers on a week to week basis?


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[Assistant] I don't know. But I like our chances when we play em. And actually we've played the Chiefs pretty well.


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[Assistant] A decent amount of the times, even though they beat us like 13 straight times, we can just never close out the game.


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[Assistant] Uh, all of that changes now that we have a quarterback. Now that we have a quarterback who has a head coach that respects his quarterback, unlike Pete Carroll and Russ Wilson back in Seattle. If you read that divorce article about the two on ESPN, uh, very interesting.


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[Assistant] So, uh, season prediction, I've said it, I think I said it here before, 11 and 6, uh, because it is a tough division and December into November is an incredibly tough stretch for the Broncos.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I like their start. They got an easy schedule up front.


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[Assistant] Uh, we get Geno Smith week one, then like the Texans, uh, I forget who else we have in there, but we're gonna be writing.


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[Assistant] I do also today, uh, I wanted to shout out, uh, because we, we all love Dan Campbell and, uh, he has given us just another great moment.


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[Assistant] My honest prediction, probably they'll be the, uh,


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[Assistant] I guarantee you, I've never felt so confident about something in my entire life. You're saying the Chiefs are gonna win the division? Chiefs are Chargers.


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[Assistant] Broncos will be second place in the division and we'll get into the playoffs as a wildcard team and that's when they really ride.


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[Assistant] I literally say it to myself alone at my house.


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[Assistant] You know what doesn't suck? Chunks. DraftKings Sportsbook. There you go.


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[Assistant] J-hey! Where's the thing? Uh, there it is.


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[Assistant] And I wanted to say participating in YouTube subscribers.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys. Thank you. It's like winning an Oscar. Except, Amazon still won't give me a comedy football show.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna go in a different direction. Okay.


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[Assistant] First of all, I don't want to curse the Buffalo Bills. I already cursed them week one with my curse wheel. Everybody on the NFL Network, pick the Buffalo Bills to be the AFC Super Bowl team.


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[Assistant] I think the Bills are a Super Bowl theme, I think the Chiefs are a Super Bowl theme, I think the Chargers are a Super Bowl theme, I think the Broncos are a Super Bowl theme, and I think the Ravens and the Colts are Super Bowl themes. So I'm gonna say, the Colts?


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[Assistant] To not curse the Bills, they're gonna lose in the AFC Championship game to Frank Reich in the Colts.


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[Assistant] The man who saved the Buffalo Bills takes them down this time. The Colts go to the Super Bowl with one Matt Ryan and then, uh,


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[Assistant] Let's just pray for Tom's sake, it is the Packers in the NFC. I don't want it to be the Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] The Rams got it last year. I like something different to happen. Uh.


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[Assistant] And then the NFC, you get a little crazy. Maybe the Saints can be a sneaky good team. I don't know. It's just like those, it's like three teams in the NFC and then a lot of uncertainty. Maybe if Trey Lance is really good, the 49ers. So I'm going to go Packers Colts.


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[Assistant] To Tom's point about the Ravens, I think if Lamar Jackson and the Ravens do not get a contract done by tomorrow, which is the deadline,


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[Assistant] If they don't get a contract done, Ravens go to the Super Bowl. Because I think Lamar Jackson


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[Assistant] When he's got that chip on his shoulder, and he's just gonna go out and ball, and then he's gonna win the Super Bowl with the Ravens, and then he's gonna peace out. He's gonna leave. He's gonna go to the Miami Dolphins.


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[Assistant] Let's cry. If we lose, that's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, bro. Look, you got a week.


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[Assistant] Well, Tom and I will have Kurt Benkert on with us tomorrow morning on GPS. 9am Mountain Time. I dropped a, uh, Revenge Week video, because there's a lot of revenge games, uh, this weekend. So, kind of just highlighting all of the, uh, returns.


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[Assistant] I mean, a punishment, doing an entire episode from a pre-Doug Grave, uh, that sounds pretty good to me. And then below, we've got the world's worst lightning fan, Scooter Magruder, losing to my Colorado Avalanche.


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[Assistant] Course. Sir, Tom Grassi, recently knighted. Bye.


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[Assistant] We are going to get to this tier maker, but first I have a bone to pick with tree. Uh, cause I, I watched your hater's guide to the NHL postseason or sound the cup in at the very end.


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[Assistant] I need to watch that. You predict the Tampa Bay Lightning to win. Yes.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna give you a chance to change your stance.


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[Assistant] Through 15 postseason games, the Avalanche are 13-2, tying them!


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[Assistant] We are now going to rank the best and worst NFL fan bases because it is June. What else are we going to talk about?


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[Assistant] Uh, like you could say the, you know, Patriots fans are, are a bad fan base, but they show up and watch their team. We'll see how long they keep showing up, uh, with Mac Jones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, the cardinal's okay. I'm gonna put cardinal- aw man, where do we put the cardinal?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna go with a sneak, a sneaky one here.


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[Assistant] They had a high no-show percentage last year, but that could be because they were requiring, uh, vaccination, uh, proof. So that could change this year.


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[Assistant] Yes, you could not be carrying herpes that was active while going to a raiders game, which really...


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, because like I think overall they have a pretty solid fan base in terms of like team support and showing up and also iconic, uh, as much as like I hate to say that. You know what, I'm wearing a tie right now.


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[Assistant] Well I think because we have to have like one as a best and we gotta have some good in there, some good fanbase.


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[Assistant] A good from Tom, annoying from Scooter, tree. Where do you put the packers? Annoying or good?


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[Assistant] I interact with a lot of Packers fans because of doing the show with Tom, and they're pretty cool to me. So, you know. I'm doing a poll. You know.


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[Assistant] Bucks fans is this. Like I think every fan base has a core group of real fans.


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[Assistant] But John Gruden beat John Gruden's old team in that Super Bowl. People forget that part of the story.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, I think the worst category I could put him in is violent. I'd say violent or bad. I don't know like how much of that is just a weird past that people hold onto versus who Eagles fans are now.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they were pretty cool when I was hyping them up during their playoff run and then when they beat the Patriots. So to me, they are very good fan base. Who? Eagles fans. You think they are good fans?


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[Assistant] Uh, why don't we go to the Panthers?


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[Assistant] Not as much as I really hated Raiders fans, and at a time I hated Chargers fans the most because I lived in San Diego and the Chargers were good.


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[Assistant] But based on YouTube and the amount of Chiefs fans who are like, I hate your team with every ounce of my being, but I love watching your show.


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[Assistant] Part of that's because the Broncos haven't beaten them in six years, so at this point I'm kinda just tired of hearing about how we can't beat them, even though it's true. That's gonna change with, uh, King of Corn Russell Wilson in town now.


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[Assistant] But I'll defer to you guys to replace the chiefs. I would give em...


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[Assistant] Annoying. I don't have to go with annoying for Chiefs fans. Because they show up, Arrowhead


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[Assistant] Goes back and forth with Seattle as one of the loudest stadiums, so in terms of like actual support for the team, it's pretty strong.


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[Assistant] The city's so cool, there's like so much to do that trying to figure out...


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[Assistant] Like three hours on Sunday to watch a Chargers game when you could just be at the beach or doing something cooler. Better things to do.


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[Assistant] But, we'll say bad because, uuuh.


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[Assistant] That's what's weird, like the rivers in, uh, Tomlinson and Antonio Gates, like,


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[Assistant] They had some fun football, like it always ended in tragedy, but-


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[Assistant] Least cool musician to support the team, Bon Jovi. That's the only reason I put worst for Pat's fans. Bon Jovi.


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[Assistant] Here's, here's something I found about Saints fans. Uh, on the NFL subreddit, they have claimed, uh, people visiting Saints games, security at the Superdome is so lax and used to the vile behavior from the home fans that they sometimes are unable or unwilling to respond to fan complaints.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think they're just another team that has a lot of incidents during the games.


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[Assistant] Stealers! Saving the stealers for last entry!


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[Assistant] I would make an argument for Steelers fans being good to one of the best fanbases.


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[Assistant] Alright, here we go. Ready? Ready? Ready? Countdown. T-minus five, four, three, two,


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[Assistant] I got a, uh, players who are gonna have a breakout season tomorrow, coming out tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Offensive players. Give us one. Give us one. Tease it.


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[Assistant] There needs to be, someone needs to get punished this episode.


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[Assistant] Well, we discussed this before the show. We needed to punish. We needed to have a grand punishment.


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[Assistant] And the only way that I can think of punishing someone is to just bring them back to the show. Can we do that?


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[Assistant] I have no excuse, Scooter. I acted, I acted like an eight-year-old or a ten-year-old that just learned the pot of words. I did. Yes.


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[Assistant] Alright, the other punishment, Scooter, is that you weren't here last week to dunk on me for the Cowboys beating the...


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[Assistant] Who's the worst character? Grandpa Joe or Jenny from Forrest Gump? Cause Grandpa Joe is lying in bed, doesn't have a job, can't support his family, but as soon as his kid gets that ticket.


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[Assistant] As soon as that golden ticket appears, he's doing pirouettes, he is grittying in his house, he's going to the chocolate factory.


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[Assistant] He was a kick retainer. Yea, and a kick retainer. Alright, let's get to the major story today. The headlining story, which is, what's up, Nick? Uh, Tyler Columbus.


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[Assistant] X Bronco tweeted today about his time with Josh McDaniels. I'm gonna cut through these pretty quickly, spare you the details. First thing he said was that after they traded Jay Cutler,


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[Assistant] Josh McDaniel's addressed the team and said, fellas, don't worry about the QB situation. I can turn a high school QB into an all-pro.


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[Assistant] This is an actual quote from Josh McDaniels. Who was the starter after they traded? Kyle Orton, baby. Kyle Orton.


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[Assistant] Did he turn Kyle Orton into an all pro?


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[Assistant] Uhm, Kyle Orton. Uh, he threw a pick. What happened in his last game, Scooter? Kyle?


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[Assistant] Didn't the Cowboys have like a playoff spot on the line and then Kyle Orton like threw a pick? Yeah, that's what happened.


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[Assistant] Alright, Tyler also said that, uh, after two days of being over-practiced, they got ice cream.


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[Assistant] This one's interesting. This one, number four, where he says they had 25 slogans painted on the walls and you had to know exactly what the slogan said. That sounds very fratish right there. Honestly, in a fraternity, like you were forced to memorize things that you didn't need to really know, need to know.


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[Assistant] And that sounds very frat boy jock. Honestly, I hope one of those


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[Assistant] Pull out the religion card, okay. Uh, another one was, uh, Columbus says during his exit interview he asked the coach if he was alright.


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[Assistant] The coach conducting the interview, he was like, Hey, are you all right? Are you traumatized by Josh McGann? And then the last one was, uh, he did give him credit for knowing the ex-citizen owes.


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[Assistant] But you won't hear any, uh, he just didn't know how to handle people.


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[Assistant] And uh, I guess the big debate here that we can finish on now is, does anyone think that he's learned a damn thing?


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[Assistant] I mean, they dodged a bullet, wouldn't you say? I mean, Frank Reich, for as hot of a seat that he's sitting on, is still a better option than Josh McDaniels. Like, he just doesn't...


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[Assistant] I don't know, McDaniels, at least now, hasn't, he's what, 5 for his last 5 and 20?


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[Assistant] Uh, even talking to him. While you do that, I kinda wanna-


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[Assistant] Yes, yeaah, the beautiful. Yeaah, so good. The eating noise. It was scary. Yeaah. It was scary. Uh, I did have a segway, by the way, uhm, that


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[Assistant] Doesn't work now because it's, you can't remember where we were. Remember, Josh McDaniel's got caught cheating, right? In SpyGate. Allegedly!


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[Assistant] I love this man. I think McDaniel, not McDaniels.


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[Assistant] What, which game are we talking about? I don't even know anymore. Did y'all see that Super Bowl?


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[Assistant] Alright, are we gonna do this now? Alright, Scooter, you've gotten your wish. You've manipulated clickbait sports into talking about this game. Congrats. For you!


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[Assistant] Daniel Jones, like, I've watched him for now, this is being his fourth year. He played a good game. He ran, he pulled out his stops, he ran for first downs, he did not make any dumb throws besides the one that clinched


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, like in 2008 when the Giants had to go to Texas Stadium and, uh, Patrick Creighton had a wide open.


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[Assistant] That was now I will give the Cowboys credit. They blitzed a lot. They blitzed often. They got to Jones. They took away the run. Even in Saquon's touchdown run. He had to make three guys miss. Like they really contain Saquon the whole time. The other thing is Cooper Rush. He's got to get


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[Assistant] Uh, player of the game because he never made a single risky throw. He never made a bad throw. He never made a mistake. He didn't make a single mistake. Honestly, if Dak were there.


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[Assistant] They probably win by four touchdowns, but anyways, I just think that,


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[Assistant] Manage a good game. And you know, the giants are back, you know, licking their wounds and saying, why aren't we ready yet? And so here's the thing with Cooper Rush.


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[Assistant] If you lose to the commanders, are you calling for McCarthy's head?


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[Assistant] He was hurt! He was hurt. Give him to us. They need him now because Sterling Shepard got eaten alive.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think they might, say they make the playoffs by some miracle, which I-


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[Assistant] Looks pretty not in the cards. They would just franchise them and then punt on that. They're definitely, if, if Saekwon keeps doing this, they'll give him a second deal, which is the worst possible thing that they could do.


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[Assistant] No, it comes with the one hand catch. What? Joe Montana, Notre Dame. Oh, by the way, everything is also verified, by the way. It comes with a little authenticity on there and you can just put it on. Whose that helmet's on, man? Whose stuff? Mine? In the back?


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[Assistant] A family business and here at Clickbait, we are a family of...


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[Assistant] Alright, uhm, what should we talk about?


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[Assistant] And Todd Gurley were all in the same backfield at Georgia. That's absurd. That's sick.


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[Assistant] Alright, I got a topic that I, I got two topics I wanna talk about, of course.


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[Assistant] For the game tonight, we have some, a little extra juice between two otagavailoa


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[Assistant] Tonga Vailoa. It's like your tongue. I gotta put the tongue in there. I gotta tongue punch. To a Tonga Vailoa, Tyreek Hill, and everyone's favorite, Toast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're a receiver and I can't see you, I'm not going to throw you the ball.


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[Assistant] You know, straight line speed, Tyreek Hill is the fastest player probably in the NFL.


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[Assistant] So like that's a bad matchup for anyone to go one-on-one against Tyree because you got to give them 10 yards, right? And if you're going to.


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[Assistant] So who do you guys think wins that matchup tonight between Apple and Tyreek Hill?


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[Assistant] I actually think that Apple will make some plays tonight. I'm gonna play Devil's Advocate, I'm gonna be the mic.


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[Assistant] Goldberg or, uh, Golick or whatever. Remember when Mike Golick and Greenberg, they would just disagree on stuff so that they could disagree?


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna disagree and say that Eli Apple might, he's not gonna get a pick, but he's gonna bat a few balls down.


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[Assistant] I'm starting to wonder the, I'm really wondering if Miami spent too much.


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[Assistant] Energy being the bills. Like, because that was an ugly, hot, sticky...


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[Assistant] Game where they had to do everything and now they got to turn around and play four days later and take on a Bengals team that's on the rise. I like the Bengals on the rise. How are the Bengals on the rise though?


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[Assistant] They, one win and they're back to 500. They just beat, uh, who'd they play this weekend? Who'd the Bengals beat? Who'd they get their first win against? The New York JETS Jets. They got to play a junior varsity team, got a confidence booster. Now they're going after a playoff team like the Dolphins.


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[Assistant] Honestly. Listen, I'm, I'm looking at the spelling of Tua Tonga Wailoa's name. I do not see an N anywhere.


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[Assistant] If you want me to pronounce it that way, put the, put it T-A-N-G-O-V-I-O-L-O-A. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's a common occurrence on this show.


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[Assistant] Here's one thing that happens every year in the NFL.


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[Assistant] And we were talking about this the other day, is somebody emerges as the front runner for the MVP in the first three, four weeks. By week 16, they are like dead.


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[Assistant] Remember a couple years ago it was Chef Russ? Was the MVP through like four weeks? Uh, one time Philip Rivers was being called?


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Who is the early front runner for the MVP that will be disappeared by week?


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[Assistant] Hurts is the guy though. Tua? Tua? Tua is being talked about. Those are two guys. Tua and...


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[Assistant] Herds are guys I will not expect to be there. I will say.


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[Assistant] Another, uh, MVP candidate. This one will tickle Brandon's, um, fancy. Aman.


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[Assistant] Another story coming out. Christian McCaffrey did not practice. Is that a reason to worry or who cares? Does anyone even care?


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[Assistant] The butt punt. Can we talk about the butt punt? Glorious.


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[Assistant] I mean, where does this rank in terms of rectal accomplishments in the NFL?


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[Assistant] Didn't Deebo Samuel catch a ball like between his cheeks like last year? Like he rolled over. I think it's in my Instagram.


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[Assistant] Where he ca- So there's that, there's the butt fumble.


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[Assistant] Yes, so Dan Orlovsky, does that exonerate him or does that just put him in the same category? This is still worse. It's like way worse. Same category. He was like four yards out of bounds. Yes. Orlovsky was almost hit the goal post. Like that's how badly out of bounds he was.


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[Assistant] The two, the Owen Six, Dan Orlowski and Jimmy Jesus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thanks for that. Thanks for sharing Brandon. Hey guys. Let me just remember that time that that thing happened.


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[Assistant] What was the other thing you wanted to say, 5? I forgot.


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[Assistant] He's the gift that keeps on giving. I think Brandon, if the Broncos lose, you have to eat a Danger Witch and you've got to eat it on the show.


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[Assistant] You've got to recreate the Danger Witch on this. Didn't you have it Scooter?


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[Assistant] What's in it? What's in a danger wit?


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[Assistant] about 300 yards to him, yo the franchise. Right. I


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[Assistant] Uh, even with this new system, this new stability that they've, you know, brought in getting rid of Matt Nagy they thought was addition by subtraction, but field still looks lost out there. They've got to make him look awesome.


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[Assistant] Well, it's very dependent on whether Leonard Williams comes back, because he was sorely missed against the Cowboys. That's a lot of the reason why, uhm, the Cowboys won. So, uhm, oh my god. Anyways, I have a little something.


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[Assistant] Tell us how you're really filming. Okay, uhm, alright, we gotta wrap up the show. Do we do the countdown?


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[Assistant] You should rap. You should. I'm not a rapper. Do it for Scooter. I'm a rapper. They call me Jacket Pants Shirt Man.


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[Assistant] I lost again, 2 0 5 96. 2 0 5 96. Alright, I saw some good punishments on Twitter. That's not fair! What, what were, y'all remember any of the ones? Oh my gosh. I lost last week!


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's gotta be something like Steelers related, don't we think?


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[Assistant] Somebody, not, not, no, I did not lose. I only got $35. Somebody had a good idea for tree and I've already forgotten it because I don't book one. Please keep forgetting that idea.


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[Assistant] You can throw it to yourself. Who would you get to throw it to? By the way, this was posted on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Oh, Tree's gotta get a ball punted into his ass. Well, I do like the idea of Tree.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's have him sing disrespect the entire nation of Canada by making fun of us.


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[Assistant] Can you recreate all the Cowboys playoff losses in Madden in each version of that Coens, uh, starting year?


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[Assistant] Okay, I actually have a video on Mike McCarthy coming out


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[Assistant] Whether he is a genius or just a disrespected coach. So we'll see that coming out.


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[Assistant] My name is Micah from Star Craving Sports. Let's go play ball. Let's go. Alright.


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[Assistant] A little more preserving now. We got more coming up now.


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[Assistant] That's three outs. How many outs are they giving him?


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[Assistant] I wouldn't say four outs if we kind of had more of a, hey, let's get this, get this started unceremoniously. Ceremoniously unceremonious.


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[Assistant] Our batter right now is King of Juco, Eric Sim. Eric? Alright Eric.


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[Assistant] I think it's 2-0, it says on the scoreboard. Oh, 2-0, okay.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but I heard a train. Our catcher is a guy named The Diamond. There was a train horn in the background, I believe, a minute ago. We are on location here.


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[Assistant] This whole thing is of, is YouTubers versus Pro Ball anyway. We're, we're having a blast here regardless.


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[Assistant] They're not baseballs, so I can't really get a good view from up here, but they look like, you know, those little bouncy ball things, like I see a...


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[Assistant] Oh, fluorescent red color. Oh, they're water balloons. Ohhh. I saw one burst just now. Okay. That's fine. So.


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[Assistant] Stark Rating Spodes' own Matt is coming up after picking the Grounder at first in the previous half. Okay. Alright.


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[Assistant] Got a pink bat. I don't know if you can see that, but he does have a pink bat. It looks tan from here.


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[Assistant] Hello. Uh, pretty good. Uh, did my Patreon hang out last night? How was it?


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[Assistant] Apparently I drank a little too much whiskey, uh, cause I fought through a hangover all day today. Uh, now I'm doing better.


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[Assistant] I read a thing today about, so he didn't know that


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[Assistant] The police were even looking at him or that.


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[Assistant] This warrant was gonna be issued, so it was a surprise to him. Uhm, and...


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[Assistant] I read a thing today about the police report from when he received a speeding ticket like prior to this incident.


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[Assistant] And it was just like the, the transcript of the officer telling him to slow down and to tell his teammates to slow down because he was like the second or third


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[Assistant] Uh, player from Georgia that, uh, he had ticketed for speeding. So that was, that's kind of like a precursor into like just some information about like this officer, uh, who,


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[Assistant] Just based on the words, like I don't know exactly what happened, but just seemed like concerned about like guys driving too fast.


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[Assistant] And, uh, obviously that's, you know, you're trying to say and do the right thing there, but...


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[Assistant] That obviously makes it just really tragic. Um, but yeah, he's back at the Combine.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that's basically the gist of the story. Like, we don't know if this will affect his, his draft stock right now. It's kind of weird timing. Uh, but that, the, the fatal crash happened just back in January. Yeah, it happened a while ago. They were just waiting and sitting on, you know, to, to drop now.


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[Assistant] He's got a level of talent where I think like it, it probably won't affect him too much. And they're, they're just misdemeanor charges for what? Leaving the scene. I don't want to get it wrong, but yeah, like reckless driving is, you know,


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[Assistant] Where they come from, like that's just, that can be a recipe for issues when you have unlimited funds.


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[Assistant] One of the best, and one of the biggest leagues in the world, like, you're just gonna run into issues where you have that nexus.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna start doing this to you guys. Just sending me.


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[Assistant] Hey, how come you haven't Venmo'd me that money for the Door Dash I paid for?


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[Assistant] So that's the video that got J- er, that got AJ Brown angry.


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[Assistant] These aren't fine. These are just the, like, it doesn't give you a net rating on the NFLPA website. I got a net rating. I have, I have one that ranks


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[Assistant] No, I did it because ads kept popping up on stuff in the live streams. They're like, get ad blockers. I get ad blocker and then there's certain websites that don't let you mess without ad blockers.


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[Assistant] You would expect the teams that have a lot of money to use it on facilities and other things.


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[Assistant] I was uh, I was getting lost in, in the fact that I was like, hey!


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[Assistant] Tree's actually, uh, carrying the two nicely. That's pretty good. I was like, a little surprised. Oh, and now he's having sex with him. I was making out with the burger too.


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[Assistant] And we see shots of like celebrities at Rams games eating sushi, like in the box. They can't get good food for their players.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know which one I want to see. Who's that? Let's see here. Let me go down to Jacksonville. See, it opens a new tab. So when I click on it, I just got to do this. Here we go. All right.


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[Assistant] I know there's something funny here. Let's see, family, food, weight room, hold on, training room.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just gonna go off like what Adam's saying, it's...


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[Assistant] You're leaning on your team doctor's opinion about the further damage you can do to that injury and that's where there's like not consensus from


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[Assistant] What NFL doctors will tell you or, or trainers. And if you're looking at some of these like report cards coming in from the teams.


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[Assistant] Uh, like the Braggas had this issue, like last five years, tons of injuries on the team, like one of the top injured teams and they all wanted to blame the strength and conditioning coach and he ended up getting fired and he's very well thought of by players, by other people in the training space.


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[Assistant] And the issue that we sort of learned was coming from the training staff. So the people who are there to help players recover, the people that they're getting their medical opinions and advice from has been a bigger problem for the Broncos specifically. And it is overuse of that. And.


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[Assistant] Uh, not to just relate at all to broncos, but, uh, Nate Jackson wrote this book, uh, called Slow Getting Up.


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[Assistant] And if you're like a football fan, I just recommend reading it, uh, because like Nate was never a top player in the league. You know, he was always fighting for a roster spot.


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[Assistant] And he talks like very openly and candidly about...


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[Assistant] Playing through injuries, being demanded to play through injuries, and guys who make a bunch of money, and obviously if you're living with pain like after that,


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[Assistant] That's one thing, but like there's a ton of dudes who didn't make that bag, who...


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[Assistant] And he talks about Toro doll, he talks about like not being able to use, uh, stuff like marijuana to help with pain and having to use painkillers instead back when he was playing.


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[Assistant] Uh, so that's, it's like a storyline that's been there for a long time with Relief.


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[Assistant] Probably properly educating everyone involved in the NFL of what the actual risks are when you do take all of those things long term.


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[Assistant] I mean, clearly, let's not, let's not discount what he did.


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[Assistant] I mean, Marvin Harrison, wasn't he allegedly like, like he allegedly shot a dude? Yea, like allegedly he was like not the low key player that he was and like was off the, off the field, like just a real like, you know, malcontent.


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[Assistant] Some people are also insane. They have no sense of consequence for any other action. Look, John Moran is probably going to get away with this.


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[Assistant] Who was the creator? Was it Joey Mullinari?


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[Assistant] Watching over and over again.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then like another like regular and then like whatever spam crap. That's where it went was in the spam crap.


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[Assistant] Oh, here's the skit. Can we reset this from the top? Alright.


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[Assistant] What was that? What did we just watch? It wasn't like a diss, it was just insane. That guy's very funny by the way, Coach 30.


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[Assistant] Whoa, hey, that was like a hundo right there.


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[Assistant] There we go. Yeah, look at GPS in the background now.


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[Assistant] I wish to get the clip. Aquarius Jefferson, that's his name, AJ Brown, stands for Aquarius.


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[Assistant] Like how are you a bad strength coach? Unless you're that guy that does those gym videos where he's got like a couch on his back.


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[Assistant] And he's, you know, have you seen that where he's got the treadmill on top of the treadmill? Like unless you're that dude.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised that the Giants are at 8 because I know that everyone hates the Turf at MetLife and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, the, the practice facilities look nice, but, uh, and remember a couple of years ago, there was a lot of hate on the Giants, uh, strength and conditioning team. And now they've kind of fixed that. So.


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[Assistant] That's the man I want. Yeah, he is massaging prostate. He's going the extra, extra amount that we need.


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[Assistant] But the Rams, like apparently the stadium doesn't have air conditioning, right? It's like, it's supposed to just free flow, so maybe they cut some corners. It's a five billion dollar...


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[Assistant] I am surprised that the med, medical staff is not part of this ranking as well. That's interesting.


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[Assistant] Cause you know who, cause you know who would be given out the, would have the highest grades is whoever's given out the best drugs.


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[Assistant] Because these players are giving their bodies, some of them give their entire lives for us for our entertainment.


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[Assistant] I know it's draconian, it's scary, but this is the


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[Assistant] Four hours, one for every day. One for every day that Aaron Rodgers was in there.


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[Assistant] How about a stream where you just put a hood over your head and you're just completely, I mean that's darkness, right?


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then I have stadiums that were abandoned during construction.


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[Assistant] To your right, or actually to your left, Brandon, is, uh, Cowboys fan extraordinaire, Les Scooter Magruder. How you doing, Scoots?


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[Assistant] Down below you, Scooter, is a man who, uh, I think he went on a date with, uh, Ben Stiller before the show. No, it wasn't Ben Stiller. You ask, is that hair gel? I was just doing


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[Assistant] Okay, but we're already getting super chats coming in here.


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[Assistant] Elmo will be in his place today.


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[Assistant] Didn't something happen today, Elmo, in Green Bay? One of your players was signed by another team. Yeaah. How do you feel about that, Elmo?


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[Assistant] So before the show, Deshaun Watson was being looked into for a tenth allegation and apparently whatever happened in Houston, uh,


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[Assistant] Apparently Deshaun Watson has the greatest lawyer ever, or there just wasn't enough evidence. He will not be charged in this tenth criminal allegation. Now, the All 22 is still out on him.


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[Assistant] As in the all 22 allegations against him, but...


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[Assistant] Watson will face no criminal charges. Apparently that's the last hurdle to clear. So instead of us talking about what if he gets charged, we're just gonna talk about what if he just sucks, I guess.


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[Assistant] I still think he's gonna get suspended at some point. I think that, uh, he will, um,


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[Assistant] I think Ciara was having a rehearsal before, you know, she was trying it out and a fan just saw her shake that, you know, a little bit and he exploded. That's what happened.


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[Assistant] The puns. Elmo, what do you think about the stadium fire?


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[Assistant] Uh, Elmo, if you were, cause I know that you're smart, Elmo, what would, what are you supposed to do if there was a fire?


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[Assistant] What is the problem there? I feel like his value has dropped even though he's done nothing wrong. Thoughts on that. Tree.


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[Assistant] Amari Cooper do what Tyreek Hill does on a football field.


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[Assistant] Nobody can. That's why he was worth so much more because he's a better player than Amari Cooper. He's just not even close to what Tyreek Hill can do on a football. He's one of the rare, maybe only three guys that can turn a slant into a 90 yard touchdown in, or just outright.


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[Assistant] And I think Scooter, you might have asked this before. Are the Chiefs, I mean, significantly worse because of this trade? And are they now, Brandon, at the bottom of the AFC West?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but okay, another thing is it's really unfair to make an assessment at this time without seeing what happens in the draft, because apparently this draft is loaded with receivers. Okay, they could go out and get a root. Yeah, none of them are Tyrekeel.


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[Assistant] I like how you're assessing his value based on the terror that he incites in you.


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[Assistant] Like, so, so, because, because, uh, Devante Adams doesn't scare you, he's less valuable than Harry Gill.


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[Assistant] Okay, we, Matt Ryan, right, that domino fell, like we're running out of options.


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[Assistant] The only reason that, uh, Rogers is coming back to Green Bay at this age and this stage in his career is because he just won an MVP.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's the only reason or two back to back, but you're seeing other like no team wants to be where the Giants were or where the Steelers were last year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, all these guys. So teams have never been quicker to give up on quarterbacks than in this day and age.


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[Assistant] I mean, you just, you don't know, you don't, there's so many variables now in the NFL, but that is one thing that you're seeing this new trend, this new copycatism of.


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[Assistant] No loyalty whatsoever. This man did everything for your franchise and they're just like...


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[Assistant] I don't care. Well, if the Colts win the Super Bowl just like Detroit last year, that'll be the Atlantos first.


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[Assistant] We're gonna make a bet. That's the same bet.


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[Assistant] I think the Colts, I think the Colts have a better season by two wins.


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[Assistant] How much money has Scooter given to Elmo's dad, Tom Grassi?


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[Assistant] Alright, last couple moves left of, um, free agents. Uh, Beckham hasn't signed anywhere, has he? Or he's looking at Cleveland? Was the, uh, the speculation?


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[Assistant] That was the reason why I left.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's called WR1 syndrome. Wide receiver 1 syndrome. He, he's open on every play and you're not getting him the ball.


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[Assistant] That's what happens. All right. Honey badgers available.


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[Assistant] Where do you think he land? That's what a lot of people say. How boys. Let's go. Love to overpay for him.


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[Assistant] Uh, Stefan Gilmore is available. He's not been signed yet.


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[Assistant] I'll give you a seventh round pick. Come on. Bobby Wagner, still available.


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[Assistant] And then the last, last big name is Jarvis Landry, who, um, and Kalei's Campbell, but he's a little old. But Jarvis Landry might go back to Cleveland to go play with the Sean Watson because he also hates Baker Mayfield.


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[Assistant] Well then now, afterwards, they go and bring in Deshaun Watson. Now he's like, hmm, that guy will get me the ball. Maybe. Hmm. Speculation. But Scooter, would you take Jarvis Landry on the Cowboy?


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[Assistant] Mistake for me. Okay, I wanna actually put a graphic up here. I gotta do this real quick.


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[Assistant] Yes, we do. We should have had him come prepared with a poem.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but he's just sitting here, quiet as all can be. Elmo, how you doing over there buddy?


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[Assistant] Alright, apparently Elmo can't hear either.


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[Assistant] Who else has? Eagles have how many? Three? Yeah, Eagles have three. Like this is like a ridiculous draft.


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[Assistant] It's just, the Texans have two, like, this is insane, the amount of capital that, uh, teams possess. Conversely, here, one, eight teams do not have a first round pick.


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[Assistant] Right. The Browns, the Rams, the Broncos, happily, the Dolphins, the Raiders, the Colts, the Bears, and the 49ers. None of them have first round picks. Okay. Which of the teams do you think


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[Assistant] First of all, that don't have a first round pick, make the playoffs.


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[Assistant] And which of the teams do you think that do have multiple first round picks makes the playoff?


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[Assistant] Name the teams that don't have a pick again. Browns, Rams, Broncos, Dolphins, Raiders, Colts, Bears, 49ers. Which of those teams make the playoffs next year?


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[Assistant] Oh, we wanna make a bet, Brandon? You don't think the Broncos will be in the playoffs? Okay, Jim Mora.


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[Assistant] Do you think the Dolphins make the playoff?


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[Assistant] Better. They got better. They made the playoffs and they got better. Who did they, who did they get?


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[Assistant] Did you see the tweet from, uh, Benjamin Albright? Bilbo not securing the Baggins.


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[Assistant] You think Maddie Ice is gonna lead the club? I say no on them. Bears are definitely not making it.


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[Assistant] Niners. Do they get to the playoffs with Trey Lance?


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[Assistant] I mean, that's what they did. Are they gonna beat the Packers in the playoffs again, Elmo?


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[Assistant] Who do you hate more, Tom, Grossey, or Elmo, Rocko, the little pet rock, or Vikings fans?


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[Assistant] That was a big jetpack, buddy. Alright, let me, I'm writing.


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[Assistant] I'm writing down the teams that have multiple first round, or the Jets do.


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[Assistant] There you go. Hold on. No, he's like this. Oh, you cut it, man. He's like, okay, three out of ten.


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[Assistant] Alright, here are the teams that have multiple first round picks in the next draft. Tell me which one of these is making the playoffs. The Lions.


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[Assistant] Is that your one, is that, are you Alabama complaining about playing your one matchup against Auburn? Is that it? Like your one tough, or Ohio State having to play Michigan at the end of the year?


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[Assistant] Uh, we have some takes here that are hotter than the stadium at Mile High. Brandon, you s-


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[Assistant] I say the Chiefs make the playoffs easy, but I'm always wrong anyways. Brandon, the Chiefs make the playoffs.


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[Assistant] It's supposed to be that way, like you're supposed to, if you finished in the bottom two of your division, you're supposed to play the bottom two of another division.


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[Assistant] No, it's like a rotation, because like, it's like, okay, you play the AFC West.


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[Assistant] For the Cowboys to have a weak schedule like that, it's kind of unfair. Like they should have a stronger schedule because they did win the division. So, it should be tougher when you win.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Well, that's a W. Ryan Tannehill's gonna chuck up.


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[Assistant] Uhm, gifts to, uh, the Packers. Alright! Is there anything else we want to talk about here?


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[Assistant] Before we get to the ticker, I think that Brandon should shave on screen right now.


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[Assistant] What do the Giants need, Five? Mmm, everything, and they don't need to spend money on it. They have 10 picks in the draft, and that's how we're going to acquire talent. They don't need to waste money on these high-value free agents. They don't need to make any trades. They need to do exactly what they're doing, which is nothing! You don't think...


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[Assistant] The three fifths of this clickbait sports is Italian. Y'all should be, uh, uh, upset.


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[Assistant] If you could overpay for more players, I would love that. If you could lose more players because you overpaid Zeke, that would be my favorite.


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[Assistant] He just joined Instagram! He's been verified! Unlike any of us!


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[Assistant] Brandon, how much did you have, Brandon? Did we employ a salary cap? This is the most parody we've ever had.


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[Assistant] No, see what I was gonna say is he needs to buy a replica, like a replica of Mile High Stadium and then burn it in his barbecue. That could work too. And film it.


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[Assistant] You're not burning your, okay, go get a cheap replica of Mile High Stadium and go burn it in your freaking, um, uh, barbecue. That's a good one. That could work.


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[Assistant] Oh, hold on. I'll show you, I'll give you a little sneak peek of what, uhm, I've been doing here.


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[Assistant] Chrome is okay. I can't, I can't share my screen, but anyways, I, I threw today, I threw a little bullpen session today. It's up on Instagram. I'm getting there. The arm strength is getting there. So I might be decent. We might go train with some people. I might go.


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[Assistant] Might go get some extra practice in here. So anyways, that's coming up June 1st. It's confirmed we are playing the sock puppets in North Carolina and then the disco turkeys on June 3rd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one of the black holes. Yeah, the tires with the spikes on them. Okay, so.


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[Assistant] Next week, Brandon's gonna shore up his, uhm, punishments.


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[Assistant] They better not do that. Like if you're not gonna do anything, you gotta do it in the draft. Stop it.


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[Assistant] Stop, what is this, who's trying to get a late super chat?


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[Assistant] You know Five did not purchase this. This was already in his wardrobe. He just got it out, put it on.


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[Assistant] Like, but when we think of, when we think of him, we don't think broncos.


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[Assistant] So I think we should all go around and select who we want to represent our team if our team had to play in a game versus everyone else.


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[Assistant] Like we, we are drafting our team to compete. Our all time team.


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[Assistant] Listen, I know this might cause some controversy. I know, I know!


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[Assistant] Tree, who are you choosing to represent the all time?


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[Assistant] All-star, all-time team, running backs, uh, this one's probably the easiest choice ever because I'm going with the best running back of all time. He went to the University of Florida, go Gators, and then he went


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[Assistant] This moves us to receivers. We can do a, let's do two receivers.


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[Assistant] Two receivers, uh, we're gonna go with Michael Irvin. One of the triplets.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna go with Des Bryant.


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[Assistant] Who is the best receiver to do it for the Broncos?


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[Assistant] Marius Thomas, Rod Smith, we move on to the Pittsburgh Steelers.


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[Assistant] Okay, where are your picks? 49ers, receivers, all time. We know one!


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Who's the first? Passcatching tight end? Coney Gonzalez?


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[Assistant] So who are we giving this to? I think, uh, 49ers take tight ends, honestly.


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[Assistant] Who else we got? Who, who's our current, one of our current guys right now is Goaded, Hall of Fame. Lyle Collins? Zach Martin. Hall of Fame, career right now. Zach, Zach Martin!


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[Assistant] All of his career, he plays a couple more seasons he's in.


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[Assistant] Forest Greg. Okay, so we got Larry Allen for the Cowboys, Forest Greg for the Packers. Who, who's up for the debate? Brandon Perna for the Broncos.


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[Assistant] And if you had to choose the best of that crew, who is it?


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[Assistant] And then we move on to the 49ers. Who the heck is... I don't know anyone.


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[Assistant] Okay, one defensive player on the line, uh.


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[Assistant] Cause if we're counting him as his hand down, which it was, I would go to Marcus where, uh, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll go to Marcus Ware so then I can use Micah Parsons for Linebacker.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Packers win this one, but speaking of linebackers.


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[Assistant] But I believe. I have belief. Tom, linebackers.


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[Assistant] Okay, there we go. I was thinking like also Dat Winn, Cowboys fan. Do y'all remember him? Stop playing.


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[Assistant] You can't, can't be Von Miller. He's, he's on the line. So who is it?


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[Assistant] Okay guys, we're about to wrap this up soon. We got two more positions. Cornerback! Okay, listen.


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[Assistant] Dion Sanders. Prime time. This man revolutionized the game. He revolutionized trash talking.


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[Assistant] Who you guys got? And he's revolutionizing college football at the HBCU level right now. This man is doing it all.


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[Assistant] It could be, uh, your guy you just drafted, Patrick Sertan. We don't know. We really don't know.


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[Assistant] You keep, you think a keep to leave is on champ bailey's level though? Or do you think champ is up here?


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[Assistant] I feel like champ bailey is one of the best players, like one of the most underrated players, like people just don't remember his greatness for whatever reason.


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[Assistant] But he was, he still was so dominant though. It's crazy. Like I always put him on my team. I traded for him every Madden that I got. Trees! Pittsburgh Steelers! Y'all got some cornerbacks over there?


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[Assistant] This might be, by the way, this category might be the most competitive out of all the categories we've done for all the teams.


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[Assistant] So chat, you gotta break the tie. Let us know who is the best cornerback of all time based off these suggestions.


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[Assistant] This is interesting for the cowboys, because the cowboys have an interesting history when it comes to safeties.


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[Assistant] We had some very, very hard hitting safeties, but then we also had some ballhawking safety. You got Roy Williams. This guy will destroy you. Take your head off. They made a rule in the NFL because he tackled people so hard and horse collared them. They made that rule for him. But then you got guys like Darren Woodson.


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[Assistant] Literally, ball hawking people, tracking the ball in the air, and from what I've seen, ball hawking skills.


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[Assistant] Bro, he jumped over the goal line and tackled someone for the next month in football practice. We had guys doing egregious things and we all got


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[Assistant] Ruined Pat McAfee's career. He did ruin Pat McAfee. Here's my question. Here's my question. Is there anything


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[Assistant] Okay, you guys thought we were done with this? You thought, one more, we have to go special teams. So, if it's your kicker, if it's your punter, if it's your kick returner, who is the one to rule them all? Who's gonna be your representative?


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[Assistant] Listen, this is freaky when it comes to the Cowboys. Because our kicker situation is tenuous at best.


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[Assistant] We've had kickers who could not miss Dan Bailey automatic. It's in my videos. And then all of a sudden, he starts missing a lot. We had a punter, the puntisher, made the Pro Bowl year in after year. All of a sudden, he starts not being good at punting.


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[Assistant] Therefore and accordingly, I can only go with the person who I know has got us there time in and time again. He just recently retired. LP, LaDucer, Long Snapper, stop playing.


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[Assistant] Cowboys fans know who I'm talking about. Ladooser. LP Ladooser.


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[Assistant] I'm not even sure if that's how you pronounce his name, because like they never say his name. Could be a lot of sewer.


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[Assistant] I would like that. I think we're getting like 19 right now.


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[Assistant] I think you're forgetting Deon Sanders again, to be honest.


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[Assistant] Okay, so guys, that's gonna do it for our all-time teams, but let us know! Knowing what you know!


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[Assistant] Denver. What team, what all time team are you guys taking? Look at that. Nine and a quarter.


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[Assistant] Chat, we need you, we need something. Who's winning? The all-time Packers team led by...


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers, the all-time Cowboys team, led by Tony Romo, the all-time.


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[Assistant] Nobody cares about, look, Tom Landry will run circles around that man. What the heck?


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[Assistant] Chat, type 1 if you're gonna watch the livestream of the YouTubers vs. Minor Leaguers. Type 1 right now. Stop playing! We're gonna win!


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[Assistant] That's coming, uh, June. That's coming June 1st. Yes. But what is coming?


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[Assistant] Today or this week to your YouTube channels. Tom, let's start with you.


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[Assistant] Do we set up a clickbait ping pong grudge match between 1-5 points and 2- Tom Grassi? Anything is possible. Brandon what's coming out on your channel?


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[Assistant] Uh, and I just got some general, bro, I'm starting the vertical videos, guys. I'm going in, we're gonna do all the football teams, all the basketball teams, press conference, post-seasons, and I'm also starting a new series, a new Hezzy series.


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[Assistant] On basketball. So be on the lookout. Vertical videos coming your way. A lot of them.


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[Assistant] Tired of being, uh, Grosif, Grosif, Tomrin Chef.


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[Assistant] And if it is drugged, it's only going to make you stronger.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got diarrhea for sure, Tom.


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[Assistant] Tasty. Okay, fair enough, I will.


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[Assistant] Tom Brady and defenders barely touching him.


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[Assistant] Wait, is this total mission, are we eventually going to get to Roger Goodell's land?


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[Assistant] This is the equivalent of when the ref accidentally gets hit by one of the players mid-play.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I would like to handle his animal by taking it over.


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[Assistant] No, but I'm bringing in, uh, some help for this next move.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm gonna go Reason with Scooter. Okay? Okay.


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[Assistant] Let's see what we got. Ready Tree? Here's your big one hundo.


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[Assistant] What do I call upon my defending abilities? Too many short people around here. Let's ride.


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[Assistant] Is it time to go live? I think we are live. Woah, what's that? I don't know. Why is Tom cleaning?


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[Assistant] One, two, and one are their odds. Which is their record over the last month. And somehow a one, two, and one team.


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[Assistant] The vikings are the, the best, worst team


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[Assistant] Every week the Steelers put Ben Big Ben in a medical induced coma so he can recover from all of his injuries. They wake him up on Saturday and just throw him into the game.


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[Assistant] How come you look like you're 65? How come you look like you're 65?


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[Assistant] Cause it should! There! Alright, clickbait. It's right over Tom Grassi's name. Clickbait.


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[Assistant] I designed this layout for five people, and so every time we don't have five, it really shows my foresight.


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[Assistant] But if you sign up at DraftKings at clickbait with the link in the description.


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[Assistant] They're gonna match your first time deposit of up to $1,000. Imagine Scooter's robot voice when I say that. $1,000 or God voice.


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[Assistant] Can we do that? The Dallas Cowboys and Rain Dakota Prescott. They're going to the Super Bowl. Adam's got the face.


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[Assistant] Also, DraftKings, you can bet $1 on any team to score, and if they score any points, you can win $100 in free bets. Again, my advice there is do not bet on the Texans with that bet. Pick any decent team that might actually score every week, and they'll give you $100 in free bets. You got same game parlays!


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[Assistant] Oh, we ask that if you do it, you do it with code clickbait.


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[Assistant] The Seahawks are favored by eight? They were when I bought them on December 8th. Oh, they're playing the Texans, okay.


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[Assistant] Because yesterday, we heard some rumors that Russell Wilson


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[Assistant] Let's narrow down three teams he'd be willing to trade- Wave has no trade clause for, alright?


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[Assistant] The Giants, Adam's team, the Broncos, my team, and the Saints, the team God forgot about after Drew Brees won the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] When you see that info come out, I know Adam and I are likely to believe it, but at least just based on hope that Russell Wilson can come and save our team.


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[Assistant] But like, Tom, or Tree, you hear that, you see everybody retweeting it, do you...


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[Assistant] Isn't the assumption they're gonna fire Gettleman and Joe Judge?


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[Assistant] Would they be able to get Russell Wilson before they hired those next positions so he could help make those decisions? Does that make sense?


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[Assistant] Could we train for QB and then have him okay your head coach and GM?


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[Assistant] You've got the floor, grassy. And not just to clean.


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[Assistant] They, they drafted what? Travis ETN with their second.


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[Assistant] They, they draft ETN with James Robinson on the roster. One pick later, the brown snag, Greg Newsome, who's been pretty good at corner, an area of need for the Jags.


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[Assistant] Eric Stokes is taken by the Packers, another corner playing well. And the Ravens, Odafe Owe, like, they could have gotten...


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[Assistant] So many more Impact players that could have helped their team.


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[Assistant] Instead of reaching for a running back right there, and then Eben Meyer is benching his best player, like, to, what, teach him a lesson? Like, he's a college football player again? I know like, Bill Belichick will do that.


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[Assistant] He doesn't have the respect to do that, I don't think, and you take a good player off a bad team and that probably doesn't sit well with any of the players.


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[Assistant] The only coach you don't call by his first name is Belichick and that's because everybody calls him Sorcerer.


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[Assistant] Uh, look. You can bench Gardner Mentsch you.


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[Assistant] Or you could possibly be a Super Bowl contender. Seems pretty simple to me. I think Nick Sirianni, based on everything I've seen about him, better fit with Gardner Minshew. I think Jalen Hurts is good too.


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[Assistant] But if I'm the Eagles, I trade Jalen Hurts for your fourth first round draft pick, you stack that team, build the round, the mullet, the jockstrap king, the man who quoted Van Gogh saying something about Van Gogh, so.


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[Assistant] I wanna take the football team so bad right now. Yeah, what's the line?


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[Assistant] Santa's coming early, but you're not getting a new brother this year, little Timmy. That's right.


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[Assistant] You can play the fantasy thing. I'm using their app this year to do my taxes, so.


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[Assistant] Cardinals or the Packers?


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[Assistant] Probably gonna be the Buccaneers. Why? Because teams crumble around them. Nobody ever shows up with their A-game to play against them in the playoffs except for Taylor Heinecke and Aaron Rodgers. And even though Aaron Rodgers doesn't throw three interceptions against Tampa Bay, he still loses. But, I will say,


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[Assistant] The thing, the real disrespect is the Cardinals defense. They are playing very opportunistic football and


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[Assistant] Besides their offense, having a lot of playmakers, James Connor, basically, you give him the ball.


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[Assistant] Not ahead of my Broncos, but just ahead of the Packers. Offense!


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[Assistant] I got Clemson versus Boise. Boise State? They're gonna run a statue.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's in New York. Oh. They got the blue field.


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[Assistant] A river, some mountains, nice little clean city, beer. Boise State Broncos, right?


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[Assistant] Idaho. Idaho. Quirtle Lane. Quirtle Lane. That's strange.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's a wide receiver. It's the wide receiver tape that got me, you know? Fair enough, fair enough. You're like a, uh, you're like a Cooper Cup, you're like Calvin Johnson, you're like Randy Moss, you're like Grunk, all mixed into one.


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[Assistant] Well, okay, so it can't take, I can't use my greatest game, which was the Broncos, uh,


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[Assistant] Something like football win against the Patriots, because that was Brock Osweiler leading that victory.


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[Assistant] Uh, CJ Anderson with the walk-off touchdown. Uhm, dang. Oh, hm?


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know if I have that key. It's not on here.


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[Assistant] I wish I could go back into time and go to that game and grab Tom Grassi and Papa Grassi and introduce them to Adam and tell Papa Grassi one day your son will be wearing a women's


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[Assistant] I forgot I saw Peyton Manning when he was with the Colts on my birthday at the Broncas game.


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[Assistant] Let the Broncos play decent in the first half. Maybe, I think they had like a small lead. And then I have never seen somebody just pick them apart so viciously. I was like, my buddy spent a lot of money for the tickets for my birthday present.


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[Assistant] And that was the game I walked away going, I think Peyton Manning's the best quarterback I've ever watched play. Like, just seeing him do it in person for the first time so methodically, I'm like, holy, holy hell.


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[Assistant] Cook me some beef short ribs that were so good that my wife and I remade them on our own after he left with his


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[Assistant] Secret family recipe. Very secret.


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[Assistant] Uh, man, Vikings, Vikings are going to


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[Assistant] Oh, maybe, I think tree would be perfect to recreate the drip balis photo.


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[Assistant] So, part of this punishment requires that you have a poster of yourself made.


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[Assistant] The poster of yourself behind you, the black tee that's tight.


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[Assistant] The, the necklace, the belt, the pants.


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[Assistant] He's trying to show off his shoes, I don't care about what shoes you have on.


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[Assistant] Oh lord. You should use a screenshot from the Applebee's thing as the poster.


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[Assistant] Oh hey! We got, we, oh, oh, okay, that wasn't even me. I didn't even, I didn't do that, but you could purchase that at, uh, Teespring. Anyway, uh, hey, what's going on? Good to see you. I'm here.


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[Assistant] Brandon back from, oh, go ahead. I was saying, I'm really happy to see my old friend back.


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[Assistant] If Twitter loses again today, he should do the one chip challenge.


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[Assistant] You know what I think is the, did you ever see that old video of Jared Goff? He like went to like, it was a high school or a college and like got like doll dressed up and like pretended to be somebody else. He went to like some like low level school and like started slinging it like he was going to be a walk on.


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[Assistant] I don't think, cause Washington came out and said, like, people for recording, like, connected to Washington said that Washington hasn't even reached out, like, I don't think that that's happening. I think, like, that's the thing, this has been rumored now for what, over a year? Like, it's been going on forever, like, it was going on last year, like, you know, Susan John Watson got in trouble, and now it's like, like, ramping up again.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'll believe it when I see it. I think the Texans at this point are like trying to say, hey, like we want value for it, but at the same time, like get off our roster if you're not going to play because he's just sitting there like losing the money.


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[Assistant] Like unless it's like a Carson Wentz deal where he has to play like in 2022 50% of the time and then it converts over.