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[Assistant] Right. Simple. So any bright ideas about how to do that? I mean, considering you're doling out advice.


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[Assistant] To some, God's savior looks as much a murderer as these maniacs do. I'm not surprised they're afraid.


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[Assistant] The children of Etro are gathering now. They'll be out of my reach until they're done with their business.


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[Assistant] A numbers game like you say, control costs and maximize profits. What is it that they say? Time is money.


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[Assistant] Right. You hear me? Are you alright? Where are you? What's the problem? Equipment trouble? I know, I'm getting crazy with you. It doesn't make no sense.


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[Assistant] What of it? I don't have any secrets to hide.


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[Assistant] A dream? Maybe that's what it was.


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[Assistant] Could be our friend the Shadowhunter. Maybe he wanted to drop by and say hello.


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[Assistant] That's three numbers. One more number. We've got ourselves a code.


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[Assistant] Maybe it is a trap, but I still have to do something. Another one will be killed tonight.


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[Assistant] But then a hero appears and puts an end to her sinister plan. Is that about right?


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[Assistant] So why hasn't he shown himself? What's he after? If Noel's supposed to be here, why is he hiding still?


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[Assistant] Huh. I'm not planning to destroy anything, but I can't deny that I'm here on God's orders. Buenavalsa.


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[Assistant] After all we've been through, you're telling me you still think these prophecies mean a damn thing?


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[Assistant] And where do I hide? If the prophecy is set in stone, nothing I do will change things. Besides, I've never run from anything and I'm not about to start now.


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[Assistant] After all, I sent Noloth on that fool's quest in the first place.


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[Assistant] Has to be true. You mean I have to die? And you're the one who's gonna make it happen?


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[Assistant] Not you again. This is no place for kids.


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[Assistant] I'd call it a mixed blessing. I'm more powerful than I ever was. But it came with a price. I'm not even sure if I'm human anymore.


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[Assistant] You killed a friend once in order to save the world, and you can't do it again.


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[Assistant] Right? You know it's true. I can see it in your eyes.


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[Assistant] Your dream is over, Noel. Let it go. The hunter has failed to kill the savior. Your prophesied future won't come true. It's all over now.


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[Assistant] Sure, do your worst. Yule's still waiting for you.


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[Assistant] Even if I pushed you into it? You've had five long centuries to brood on what happened. And I come along and force you into a corner.


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[Assistant] Not exactly. It's just an ordinary place with ordinary people, working hard together to make it as good as it can be.


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[Assistant] That we would hope to see not only in Iraq, but throughout the Arab world.


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[Assistant] What September 11 taught us is that we can wait too long in the presence of a known and a visible threat.


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[Assistant] That we, we are not going to deal effectively with global terrorism if states can.


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[Assistant] Uh, of a kind that it was reasonable to consider might exist. We didn't know whether they existed. And the evidence might have been that they didn't exist. Uh, so some people, uh, were brought in to take a look.


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[Assistant] Let me be blunt about this. The level of competence of the Central Intelligence Agency in this area is appalling. They had filtered out the whole


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[Assistant] Set of possibilities because it was inconsistent with their model.


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[Assistant] So if you're walking down the street and you're not looking for hidden treasure, you won't find it.


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[Assistant] He attempted to build on what he thought was American support, which was not forthcoming.


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[Assistant] No one else has been proposed who's acceptable to both sides. And the arguments against Chalabi have been, uh, uh, without substance.


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[Assistant] He is far and away the most effective individual that we could have hoped would emerge in Iraq.


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[Assistant] There's no question that liberating Iraq from this vicious tyrannical regime was thought by many of us to be a good thing in itself. And the added benefits, if one could bring a democratic political process to Iraq,


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[Assistant] of shaping opinion in the Arab world, which is woefully devoid of democratic, uh, uh, political institutions would also be a good thing.


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[Assistant] And the one thing I would like to say to all the people in this, on this world, love your soil, love your soil, wherever you live, wherever you are, however you can.


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[Assistant] Whether it is a technical way, scientific way or any way, if you can preserve the soil, if you can do, help the soil revive itself.


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[Assistant] Like turkey with salad on top of it, but then I like snuck in some mac and cheese. Alright, I'm trying.


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[Assistant] You may also become a target of the killers. I urge you to be careful.


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[Assistant] Huh. You have information for me. Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting. I think this is worth further investigation. Thank you for sharing what you know. Let me know if you learn more.


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[Assistant] His name's Holmes. If you run into him, do me a favor, will you? Tell him Thornton's worried and needs to go home.


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[Assistant] Years ago, one of my colleagues was killed by a monster. I was... I was afraid the same thing had happened to you.


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[Assistant] Yes? What can I do for you this time?


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[Assistant] That is very interesting indeed. We've been piecing together all our evidence and your information supports our theory. Hmm. The only question is how long I can maintain the blockade.


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[Assistant] It's not a bad idea. Yes, yes, I'll give the order and we'll see where the heretics lead us.


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[Assistant] We've managed to find some eyewitnesses and we think we know who it was that strung the dummy from the tower.


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[Assistant] The poor benighted fools don't believe in God's salvation. Clearly their despair has led them to carry out these wanton acts. If only they would open their eyes, embrace God, and they could bathe in the pure light of his almighty grace.


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[Assistant] If we're stuck here, we should at least look around. Maybe we can find something to help us get out of here.


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[Assistant] Okay, but it's not a toy. I know. First, remember, it's just a thing. What does that mean? Uhm, I don't know. I thought it'd be heavier. Okay, what do I do? The most important thing is, when you go to shoot, take a breath before you pull the trigger. Not that big.


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[Assistant] It's been five days. Why would Carver still be following us?


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[Assistant] I know, I've done this before, remember? In a shed.


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[Assistant] I was with Krista and Omid. Omid? Well, Krista and I were together for a while, but these guys caught us. She's gone.


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[Assistant] We're old friends. I met him after it happened.


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[Assistant] Cousin Jared's Concert, October 13th, 1998.


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[Assistant] He does seem different than I remember In what way? I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] My god. Where were you? Where were you exactly? Down by the stream. We gotta go!


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[Assistant] Luke and Alvin went out looking for you. I told them not to go. Damn it, Luke.


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[Assistant] Hey Clem, sorry if I gave you some shit back there. I'm just a little on edge. I still don't like what you did. Sneaking around on us and taking advantage of my husband. But I know you were in a tough spot.


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[Assistant] Oh, you mean us? It's a long story. He... He has a hard time letting go. I know you did your best back there. You know, none of us would make it on our own.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it's hard knowing just how dependent I am on everyone. I'm not used to that. I'm not comfortable with that. I'm supposed to be a mom soon. Guess I need to work on my patience. Alvin and I still don't know what to call her.


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[Assistant] Or him if that man gets his wish. God help me. Any ideas? Clem?


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[Assistant] Careful, we've been on the road for five days. My back is done being careful.


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[Assistant] Are you trying to rob us? Excuse me honey, but do I look like a fucking thief? Everyone calm down. Hey man.


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[Assistant] I can't even take care of myself. How am I supposed to raise a child? I mean, how can anyone now? Everything's so fucked up.


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[Assistant] I just do. We were trying for so long and, and then... If Alvin finds out he'll kill me. I don't know what to do.


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[Assistant] I can't believe I'm asking a little girl for advice. But I guess nothing's weird anymore.


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[Assistant] We don't make the prophecies. They are what they are. And the future happens whether we want it to or not. You're going to try to destroy the world, and I'm going to stop you.


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[Assistant] But it's too soon for our showdown, Lightning. When the time is right, we'll put an end to this. All of it.


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[Assistant] Here you are, just in time for the final act, right on cue. You have to die, Lightning.


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[Assistant] Don't insult me, Lightning. You think I'm with these guys?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. That prophecy, it has to be true.


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[Assistant] But that just unleashed the chaos that's tearing this world apart. So yea, I destroyed the world. It's a hell of a thing. Snow never blamed or judged me though.


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[Assistant] Maybe you're right. But you know what? I don't think it even matters anymore. I'm only interested in creating a new future.


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[Assistant] That prophecy is the key to my dream. My dream of seeing Yule again. I'm going to make it happen.


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[Assistant] It's nothing personal, Lightning. I wish... I really wish the prophecy didn't show you dying.


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[Assistant] But it does, and I'm sorry, but I'm going to make it happen. Five hundred years ago I committed the ultimate sin. One more death on my conscience won't do anything to me.


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[Assistant] That's right, I'll do it for Yule's sake. Even if it means having your blood on my hands. I know if she was here, she'd try to stop me. She's gonna be disappointed as hell in me, at least for a while. But she'll get over it. And I need this future. It will be done! Ah!


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[Assistant] Hey, but if I'm gonna get a second lease on life, maybe it's time I stopped living in the shadows. Right, Lightning?


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[Assistant] CBSnews.com reports Kendall Jenner and other top models can be subpoenaed after the fiasco over the fire festival. Several celebrities including Hailey Bieber and Bella Haddad were paid to appear in the promotional video for the 2017 music festivities in the Bahamas.


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[Assistant] But the event was canceled at the last moment, stranding hundreds of people. Well, this week a judge signed off on subpoenas submitted by the trustee overseeing the festival's bankruptcy. The models could be forced to turn over the money they made.


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[Assistant] Yes, Fezal. Leave it, man. I'm cutting it with the plan. Shyam's kids?


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[Assistant] Shayan.


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[Assistant] Now you know what I like about, uh, about your channel is that ever since I subscribed, every single time I'm like scrolling through my subscriptions in the morning, I see your video and it briefly reminds me like, oh man, I'm so glad that I'm not in prison.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I hear that man. Uhm, so tell me a little bit about, uhm,


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess we need the early version of where you're coming from and everything before we even get into you getting locked up, before we even get into like how you became a YouTuber who largely shares his experiences about being locked up. So let's do the first thing. Let's talk about your upbringing, where you're coming from, what your early days were like.


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[Assistant] 13, I feel like 13 is when young men start to go bad, because up until that point, you're like, you could be into comic books, you could be into, you know, regular kid shit, and then around like the time that puberty starts hitting when you're like 13, that's when it starts to be like, ah man, I wanna, I wanna get in some fuck shit.


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[Assistant] No, that's, that's funny cause I'm from, I'm from right outside Boston actually, originally, and.


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[Assistant] That was one of my, uh, my early criminal mastermind memories is that we, we figured out that you could just go into the, the video store, like it wasn't a blockbuster, it was like some, it was called Videomat actually.


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[Assistant] And I remember we would go in there and for like a week, you know, we would go in there almost every day and just snatch one of the tapes. Like we were still in regular movies. I don't think we had the balls to go in the porno section because we were like 13.


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[Assistant] And I remember they installed like metal detector things like that would detect the sensor on the videos and they installed that because of us and it only took them like a week after we started stealing and I remember being kind of amazed like


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[Assistant] Whoa, like if we start doing shit, then people are gonna actually react and like up their security. And that was, it felt like very strange to see them add that security measure just because of us at a young age.


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[Assistant] Did that, was that like a really liberating moment for you when you realized that you could just take somebody's shit?


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[Assistant] Now that was a crazy moment too because it's like, as soon as, by the time I saw that the guy had the gun pointed at me, my guy had his gun pointed at the guy as well. So I'm like,


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[Assistant] I'm almost like, before I even started to think about me getting shot, I was thinking about like, holy shit, is this dude about to die right in front of me? And then, luckily my, uh, my guy felt that it wasn't, you know, he grabbed the guy right away. And so like the gun was only pointing me for a split second. But I mean, that was a weird situation where, you know, I've had a lot of people hit me up and basically be like, you know, why didn't


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[Assistant] You know, I also, I feel for my dude that it's like, you know, he never killed anybody and it's like, he's really knowledgeable about guns, he knows all about guns, but at the same time, like, if, does he really want to have that on his conscience, regardless of if he felt justified doing it, you know?


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[Assistant] Wow, really? So, so when I, when I hear that though, it sounds like pretty like textbook self-defense, but you're saying that you couldn't get away from the lies that they were putting on you?


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[Assistant] Wow man, so they gave you four years, like that, that's such a way to destroy somebody's life or any potential that they have of having a good productive life. If you take a 17 year old and throw him in jail for four years for something that is like really at the end of the day, self-defense.


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[Assistant] Man, see, you know, I hear a story like that and it trips me out so bad because when I look back at, wait, how old are you?


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[Assistant] 32, okay, so you're a little bit younger than me, but when I look at my life growing up, I mean...


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[Assistant] I, you know, I got into all the bad stuff when I was in high school and stuff, you know, but then I just didn't like graduate up the ladder in the same way that you did. Like I never got a gun when I was, you know, 16, but I did start doing credit card fraud, which I was lucky enough to never get caught doing, even though I did that for a few years, you know, and like,


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[Assistant] It just, when I look at like the process that you were going through, cause to a lot of people that sounds crazy, like why would you, as a young guy, why would you just grow up and decide that you want to start committing crimes?


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[Assistant] Instead of going and getting a job. I mean people all the time are motivated to like get a good job when they're young. I'm like man, a job didn't even cross my mind as a young man. Like it never, I didn't even have that filter of being able to think of life as like a


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[Assistant] You know, uh, a positive process where I would like, you know, be able to find this legal way to get money. It's like, as a young dude, like,


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[Assistant] Prime just always seemed like what my mind gravitated towards.


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[Assistant] No, definitely. I mean, I think people underestimate how much of an influence that shit could


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[Assistant] I'm lucky that I'm an adult and I can, nah, I'm not gonna do that. But, for a young person, I mean, I can't even imagine how overwhelming it is. I'm lucky that I didn't really mess around with drugs until I got older, you know?


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[Assistant] So, what was your experience like when you actually, uh, got to jail? Like, did you fit in pretty well? Were you dealing with a whole bunch of people fucking with you, or were you able to hang pretty well?


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[Assistant] I love, I love cards and I love poker so that actually sounds, that's, that's the only relief that I could imagine about prison is like, well shit, if I get to play a lot more cards then I guess it couldn't be all bad.


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[Assistant] Did you, uh, did you run into a lot of problems or was it mostly smooth sailing? Like did you run into a lot of violence, a lot of situations where you really had to prove yourself?


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[Assistant] Well, that's good. Yeah, I mean, I've always kind of assumed that about prison is that, you know, a lot of the people who end up in horrible situations in prison, it might largely be because, you know, they're fucking scumbags and they gravitate towards that element. Whereas I feel like if you go in there and you're smart and you're putting yourself out there as somebody who actually could have, you know, a relationship,


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[Assistant] And, you know, connect with people, emotionally have conversations with people, that for the most part, as far as I know, people on earth, if they, if they respect your mind, then they're not gonna necessarily want to disrespect you if you're not a disrespectful person.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you get out and then you went back in a couple of times. Were those like accidents? Were you sitting in prison thinking like I'm going to get out and I'm going to keep my nose clean and I'm going to get motivated or were you still like back and forth on the street life?


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[Assistant] Wow, amazing. That was God. God gave you that to change you.


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[Assistant] But is that a way to stay out of trouble in jail? Or was that just a way for you to keep getting back into shit?


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[Assistant] Right, I mean that always fascinates me when I hear about people getting fucked up in jail because there's a rapper that uhm,


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[Assistant] Who put the YouTube bug in your brain? Like, were you thinking about that primarily on this final, uh, the final term in prison?


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[Assistant] No, cause like, that's one thing I notice is that people who are, who have been in prison, they like, there's such a bond or like a shared understanding of this world that like people who haven't really been in prison,


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[Assistant] Don't understand, and listen, I get it, cause like, the longest I ever been locked up was 24 hours in a holding cell in Manhattan, and I'm telling you, it was the worst 24 hours of my life. Like, in that 24 hours, it just made me be like, holy shit, I gotta never fuck up again, because it is not worth it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I mean, I seen some wild stuff, just even in that brief period of time. Uhm, but man, like, the YouTube thing...


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[Assistant] This really helped to like change your life, right? Because I can only assume that, you know, you're getting out of jail and you're, and you're picturing what your lifestyle is going to be like and you're thinking like, I'm going to have to have a job. And yeah, maybe having a job and making an okay amount of money is a lot better than being in prison, but.


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[Assistant] The YouTuber lifestyle must seem like a fucking dream to you in comparison to just being able to create content and-


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[Assistant] Definitely. Yeaah, I mean, that's one thing I notice on YouTube is that if I do an interview with someone, like I did an interview with this dude GQ Casanova recently who uhm,


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[Assistant] He was locked up for a long ass time, he's got a crazy reputation for being on Rikers Island, cutting people open, whatever. And uh, he was, he was ca- he was discussing the rapper Casanova.


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[Assistant] And that interview got like 600,000 views. And this is just a dude who was just locked up, who's got some crazy prison stories. He's not like a famous rapper or anything. And...


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[Assistant] You know, it's getting crazy amounts of views, like the percentage of people who just want to hear about street shit, prison shit, gangster shit.


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[Assistant] Always amazes me that there's just such an appetite for people who want to hear about that side of things.


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[Assistant] Like, people are fascinated with, you know, travel shows, like, oh, I wonder what Japan is like, but the thing about Japan is you, you can buy a flight, you can go to Japan, you can't go to jail, like, you gotta do something fucked up if you wanna get in there, so it's understandable that people are very curious about it, you know?


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[Assistant] Talk to me about your fans because I'm sure that you have just an incredibly eclectic and weird mix of people who watch your videos. Do you run into a lot of people who are really like of that gangster life? Like people who are real, real street dudes that contact you and are thankful that you're like communicating about what they've been through.


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[Assistant] You know, it's so different because when you're in prison it must be so hard to feel any sort of sense of hope. It must be so hard to find anything to look forward to. And then to see you actually being able to like, you know, sort of find the same meaning through your content that I have and just being able to have that excited feeling when you wake up to be able to just make stuff and


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[Assistant] To know that thousands of people are going to see it. I mean, that's, that's a crazy positive feeling and it just, I don't know, it makes me feel really good when I see your channel just knowing where your mind state must have been at a couple years ago and how different this must feel in comparison, you know?


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[Assistant] No, yeah man, that's crazy, you know, I was, because I'm always kind of back and forth in my head between when I'm having a communication with my viewers or anything like that where on one hand, like if I meet some young fan and he tells me like, you know, yeah, I sell this drug or that drug.


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[Assistant] There's a part of you that, you know, still has a reverence for that lifestyle where you're kinda like, damn, you're making all this money, shipping packs, doing whatever. It's like, damn, alright, like, I respect that, but then there's also a part of me that's like,


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[Assistant] You're 21 and I'm 35 and I know how dangerous the lifestyle that you're living is and I know where it could end you.


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[Assistant] And it's, it's, it's hard to balance that because on one hand it's like I do respect the drug dealer. But then I also, I feel for you because I know what is at the end of the tunnel in this lifestyle. Whether you're gonna get popped by somebody or you're gonna get locked up for five, ten years. You know, it's, it's hard when you hear somebody talking about that and to know what kind of, what way I should talk to them, you know?


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah, like sitting around playing video games is the kind of thing that everybody kind of takes for granted, but then when you compare that to the lifestyle that you had just been living for a while prior to that, it's like, shit, man.


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[Assistant] I'm sitting on a comfy ass comfortable couch. My brain is stimulated. I'm playing this game or whatever. I mean that's, that's, when you think about it that way, it's like, shit, we all got it made just being able to sit here and do this.


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[Assistant] I've been to a lot of countries too where I ended up leaving thinking the same thing. I'm like, Jesus Christ, like, I mean, I'm so fucking lucky to be able to do all the things I take for granted on a daily basis. Let me ask you, cause I notice you end up sort of like looping in your commentary to be about


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[Assistant] Sort of current events, like when the 6ix9ine shit exploded, that was like, you know, probably a lot of people were looking to you for a perspective on how he might be treated in jail or that kind of thing. Is that kind of how your mind state has evolved about your content, is where you want to sort of loop it in to relate to hot topics?


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[Assistant] What's your thought process on snitching at this point, being that you're sorta...


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[Assistant] You know, you're taking a step back. You're not necessarily part of the whole life and everything, but it's still such a hot topic. In particular, when people look at 6ix9ine and they're like, oh, he's, he's about to allegedly be free within the next year. While meanwhile, all these actual bloods from an actual gang are going to go in and do 10, 15 years each. How does that sit with you?


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[Assistant] Because at the end of the day, we're selfish human beings. It's like, I just, I'm not cut out for making that kind of decision. That's why I don't do anything illegal. Somebody want to loop me in on something, some scam they got going, whatever. I'm like, bro, have fun with that. But I can't, I can't get involved with that.


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[Assistant] Crazy. Uhm, okay, so what, what, uh, should the people at home in terms of your content, what's the best content that you've made or like how would you describe your content for the people who don't necessarily subscribe right now but are interested if you want to just like, uh, tell them what they should go check out in terms of the stuff you've put out.


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[Assistant] Who was the rapper that did a whole cookbook about prison food?


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[Assistant] You ever get sick of thinking about prison and stuff? A lot of people get out of prison and then they never really have to think about it after.


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[Assistant] And I appreciate you, uh, letting me pick your brain. I've been fascinated with the channel for a while, and I hope that, uh, a lot of people check out your content based on this interview, man.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, it's, it's also, that's just motivational to the people out there too, is that you didn't come into this shit with any kind of connections or anything, and you only been doing it for like a year, and you already got a fucking fan base, and like, YouTube is just a world where if you're making good stuff, that people are gonna find their way to gravitate towards it, you know?


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[Assistant] Alright, hey, I appreciate you, Josh. Thank you very much for, uh, letting me talk to you. And everybody out there, uh, his link will be in the description. If you guys want to toss them a subscription, I'm sure you'd appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so.


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[Assistant] I cannot tell you everything that we know, but what I can share with you when combined with what all of us have learned over the years is deeply troubling.


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[Assistant] Iraq today harbors a deadly terrorist network headed by


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[Assistant] Saddam Hussein already possesses two out of the three key components needed to build a nuclear bomb.


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[Assistant] He has a cadre of nuclear scientists with the expertise, and he has a bomb design.


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[Assistant] Most U.S. experts think they are intended to serve as rotors in centrifuges used to enrich uranium.


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[Assistant] That Bin Laden met with a senior Iraqi intelligence official in Khartoum.


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[Assistant] Tell me what you did. Just tell me, son. Tell me what happened.


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[Assistant] I was supposed to go to Edgewater tonight, but it's still a little too hazy. So, I'm waiting. Really?


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[Assistant] I, I've got some asthma issues and a lot of my friends do too, so. Okay. We, we hold off. You, what, you got the asthma gang? Basically.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say Boogie texted me yesterday, so it's Boogie. Okay.


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[Assistant] Mike has to make up for all of his Oakland A-Bets. Let him go.


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[Assistant] Right before we wrap that up, I did actually go ask the chat, and whenever we ask the chat, anything is brought to you by PCC Airfoils, looking for a job with great career advancement, great benefits. PCC Airfoils is a leading manufacturer in Northeast Ohio, and all locations of PCC Airfoils in Eastlake, Mentor, Wycliffe, and Minerva are hiring.


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[Assistant] 28% think yes, and I wanna know what those 28% think we're gonna do. I'm curious about that.


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[Assistant] Alright, is our guest on yet or no? We don't have our guest yet, but that's okay because I actually have to do a USFL ticket giveaway. Let's do it. If you want to win four tickets, I'm going to put it in. Number three, third person in the chat to type out spelling. That's going to be our winner for today for hour one.


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[Assistant] Yes, and it has to be correctly spelled. I'm, I'm saying this time. You gotta spell it right. Cause some of you spam and some of you spelled wrong. We're settin', it's gotta be spelled right. So third person to say spelling, you're gonna be the winner of the Hour One Giveaway and we'll have another giveaway coming in the second hour.


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[Assistant] Still don't have any. So his original time was noon and it got moved back to 1145. I'm hoping he comes on at noon. So if he does, I'll let you guys know. I'll be the first one. So we just spun our wheels for 15 minutes. We might have.


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[Assistant] Hey Mike, real quick. Yes. What day was that? Do you know the date? Was that Monday? No. No, cause I was here Monday. It was last year. I thought Bo was going to be in on Friday. He told me he was. We played shuffleboard the whole week, so everybody's getting shuffled up. Steve, it was...


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[Assistant] And if you want to see your favorite golf legends play in the Collie Companies Championship, July 12th through July 16th at the famous Firestone Country Club, fun, family friendly events all week long, featuring a new fan zone experience, free attendance for kids and concerts every single night. There is something for everyone. Learn more at CollieGolf.com. And Jay, I think you're going to be down there for this, right? I am.


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[Assistant] Exactly. So enough about baseball. Let's get into the real nitty gritty. You used to work for the Knights and I'm a huge Golden Knights fan. What was your favorite moment? What was your favorite moment from working with them and then how excited were you that they won this year?


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[Assistant] Before we talk about that though, let's make a happy moment. Let's give away some tickets. Oh sure.


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[Assistant] Fourth person to type Guardians into the chat. It's gonna get our second hour giveaway for four tickets for the USFL. I'll be looking at the chat. Fourth person, and I'll message you guys, and then we can get into the Guardian.


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[Assistant] Before we get into our Skip Holtz interview here, I want to remind everybody that it's the 12 o'clock lunch hour of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, and if you want to see all your favorite golf legends play in the College Company's Championship July 12th through July 16th at the famous Firestone Country Club,


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[Assistant] As most of you know, it's hard to come up with Brown's topics every single day in the middle of June. Tell me about it. And it's probably my least favorite part of this job so far.


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[Assistant] So we'll start with number five, the weather. Well, you know, what's going on guys? You wanna talk about the weather?


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[Assistant] I haven't even had my windows down this summer in my car. It's been so sad. Uh, number four. Yeah, the weather's depressing. I don't like that. Summer music festivals.


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[Assistant] Uh, so no one's suing anybody. Xbox is trying to buy Activision, who was one of the Call of Duty publishers up until now.


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[Assistant] Alright, so number two, you guys see Columbus is getting the MLS All-Star game and this is probably your best chance to see Messi in Ohio when it comes in 2024.


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[Assistant] In the old days, Wall Street and the finance industry financed things that got done. Be they the railroads or the interstate system. All of that has to be financed. That's what finance is supposed to be about.


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[Assistant] What has entirely changed is that they're in the business of making money for themselves.


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[Assistant] If it happens that they can also finance something along the way, okay, but that's really no longer part of the core business.


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[Assistant] But the tides of war soon change, as news of a new kid spreads throughout the land. In order to save the humans, the Grand Wizard must get to the new kid, before the drow elves can manipulate his man, and use him to take the sacred relic from human hands. For whomever controls the snake, controls the universe.


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[Assistant] So, you are the new kid. Your coming was foretold by Coldwell Banker. I am the Wizard King. But the time for talk is not nigh. Let me show you my kingdom.


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[Assistant] Here you can see our massive stables, overseen by the level 9 ranger, Scott Malkinson, who has the power of diabetes.


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[Assistant] And here, of course, is the breathtaking and lovely Princess Kini. The fairest maiden in all the kingdom.


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[Assistant] Don't ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it's just how he seems to be rolling right now.


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[Assistant] It's time for your first quest. But first, please tell us thy name. You entered Douchebag, is that correct? Are you sure you want to keep the name Douchebag? Very well, Douchebag. You will now choose a class. Fighter, Mage, Thief, or Jew.


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[Assistant] A mage is like a wizard, only not as cool. A fighter has courage, honor, and the ability to kick fucking ass. A mage is like a wit- A white thief? Never heard of one, but interesting. Jew, huh? So I guess we'll never really be friends.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna kick your ass. Clyde, you have to wait your turn. That's lame.


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[Assistant] No, Clyde, it's like olden times. You have to wait your turn. Like in the middle ages, Clyde. I know it's lame, Clyde, but that's how we're fucking doing it. Alright, douchebag, bash Clyde's face in. Don't be shy.


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[Assistant] Oh shit, dude, I think I see blood! Fucking nice, bruh. It's exactly what you do to guys with armor like that. Okay, listen up. The key to surviving in battle is not to get hit in the bobs. Clyde, it's your turn to attack. Douchebag, protect your bobs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Dude, you're already way better than Clyde.


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[Assistant] Alright, it's time to use your heroic powers. Using your ability takes PowerPoint, or PP for short.


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[Assistant] Way to wipe that smile off his stupid face, douchebag. Now do it one more time. Finish him! What? I was going easy. Take this! Ah!


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[Assistant] Okay, okay, you've proved yourself worthy, juice bag. Now come inside the war tent and I shall let you see the relic.


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[Assistant] Well, here it is. The reason why humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war. The relic for which human and elf are willing to die. The stick of truth.


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[Assistant] Just two days ago, we took the stick back from the elves. Our kingdom was dang, but now it thrives. For whoever controls the stick, controls the universe.


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[Assistant] Don't gaze at it too long, for its power is too much for mere mortals to look at.


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[Assistant] Now that you have seen the stick of truth, let's discuss your dues. Being a member of my kingdom costs $9.95 for the first week, $4 of which is tax deductible.


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[Assistant] It's gone. What? The Stick of Truth. The elves got it.


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[Assistant] Douchebag, I want you to go out into the neighborhood and find my greatest warriors. Token, Tweak, and Craig. I'm texting their pictures to your personal inventory device now.


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[Assistant] Getting into trouble is a risk that Douchebag is willing to take. You have to break out our thief, Douchebag. But don't worry, I will not let you go unprepared. I'm going to teach you how to use magic. Meet me at the training barracks. It's time for you to learn. Dragon Shard.


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[Assistant] Fight well, douchebag. But to truly succeed in combat, you must learn to harness the power of your fights. Farting on an opponent at precisely the right time is key to battle.


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[Assistant] I shall show you how it's done, but first, you must take the gentleman's oaf. You must promise to never, ever.


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[Assistant] Fart on anyone's bowels, okay? Farting on an opponent is necessary, but farting on someone's bowels is not cool. You understand? Alright, then let's begin your training.


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[Assistant] My god, that was incredible. A man could live a hundred years and never again witness a spell so boisterous. Could it be that the prophecies are true? Could it be that the dragon bone has come at last in our hour of need? Now let us try your skill on a real opponent. Hey, hey, Princess Kenny! Could you come here a sec? Shhh, don't tell him, okay. Real quick, Princess Kenny, Sir Douchebag wants to show you something. Alright, you two, spar! Sir Douchebag, show Princess Kenny the magical powers I have taught you!


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[Assistant] Okay, but, dude, seriously, remember, don't ever do that on someone's boss. Okay, seriously. You have mastered dragon shaft. From now on, it will be easier for you.


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[Assistant] Kenny will assist you on your quest, douchebag. Now go get Craig while I rest and relax upon my throne.


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[Assistant] That's far enough, intruder! Where's your hall pass?


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[Assistant] No hall path? Then it's time to write you a referral.


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[Assistant] Gentlemen, thanks to the new kid, our entire army is assembled.


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[Assistant] It is my belief that the new kid deserves to rank up in level. To honor his efforts, he will no longer be called douchebag.


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[Assistant] New kid, I hereby dub thee Sir Douchebag. Congratulations.


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[Assistant] A carrier raven has come with news that the stick of truth has not yet been taken to the elven forest. It is in the possession of the barge.


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[Assistant] Yeah! Let me show you one more time. Watch closely.


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[Assistant] If the carrier ravens are correct, the bard is hiding out at the inn of the giggling donkey. We must find him before he's able to take the stick back to the oven forest.


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[Assistant] Hallidon, are you sure the Bard is hiding out in there? That's what Twitter says.


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[Assistant] Terrier Raven, Butters! Sorry, sorry, that's what the carrier raven says. Craig and Token, guard the back door. Butters, Kenny, Sir Douchebag, let's go inside.


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[Assistant] A cup of fairy ale isn't much if not accompanied by some bardic poems and songs.


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[Assistant] Sure, he's here alright. He's got a room down in the cellar. Ah! And I shall pay handsomely for his services.


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[Assistant] Butters, douchebag, go down and flush him out. Princess Kenny and I will be waiting here to murder him. Remember, the bard can use songs to enchant. Don't let him get to you.


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[Assistant] You should have never come here, ye humans. I am a level 10 bot, and with my loot, I shall power up my elven guards with magical songs.


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[Assistant] Where's the king? He's over there. He's hurt bad. Good thing my medicine skills are plus four. We'll revive the wizard. You guys get upstairs.


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[Assistant] How badly did they rape you? I can't get through. The door appears to be enchanted, so I can't turn the knob.


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[Assistant] You can't hold the doorknob, Bard. That's cheating. Yeah, I can. I have the Stick of Truth, which means I control the universe, and I say holding the doorknob is okay. Ah! Can he do that?


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[Assistant] Good job, Princess Gone Wild. Double D buddy powers.


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[Assistant] You've nowhere to run, Bard! Give me the Stick of Truth! Take it from me if you can, Wizard King! Step forward now, and fulfill your d-


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[Assistant] Great job, men. Douchebag. For your heroic deeds and valiant self-sacrifice at the great battle of the giggling donkey.


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[Assistant] You have some incredible ability to make friends quickly, Sir Douchebag. I'm sending you on a quest to go out into the lands of Zaron and recruit a whole nother faction to Koopa Keep. Find the Goth kids and give them this letter.


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[Assistant] New kid! The elf king has requested your presence! You can either come quietly, or you can-


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[Assistant] So, you're the new kid everyone is talking about. What's your name? He doesn't talk, Elf King. He thinks he's hot shit or something.


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[Assistant] You mind if I update my status while we're waiting here?


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[Assistant] Back away from the desk, Ju-King! The stick doesn't belong with a fat, racist liar! Alright, Cal. You fuckin' asked for it.


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[Assistant] Go ahead and kick his ass, douchebag. New kid? Cartman is using you, can't you see it? He's a manipulator. You're just jealous because the new kid picked me as a friend over you, Cam. You've got one last chance, new kid. Turn around and fight Cartman instead. Do the right thing. Don't let him chew wash your brain, new kid. Attack him! Now! Make him shut up! It's not me you should be fighting, it's him! So pick a side. Kick his ass, douchebag. I can't believe this is even a choice.


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[Assistant] Stop what we had together was real, douchebag! You're gonna pay! There's only one Grand Wizard of the KKK!


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[Assistant] Check my locker. Whose desk is that? That's... That's Clyde's desk.


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[Assistant] Lied, but why? I banished him to be lost in space and time and now he's all pissed off.


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[Assistant] Sorry warriors and wizards, I'd love to invite you into my fortress of darkness, but I'm afraid you're too late. Too late? What do you mean we're too late? There you are, butters! Do you know what time it is, mister? It is way past your bedtime! Oh shit, it's past our bedtime? Dude, I'm gonna get it! Ha ha!


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[Assistant] Be on guard, douchebag, for the plots of girls have ends that no man can foresee.


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[Assistant] What's the big idea trying to fuck my girlfriend? Nothing to say, huh? Well maybe you'll understand this!


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[Assistant] What language is that? It's some kind of strange orcish. I've seen this language before. In the kingdom to the north.


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[Assistant] Listen, it's all because the Bishop of Banff is a liberal. He does these things just to make life difficult for me. I must ask you to perform another noble quest.


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[Assistant] He knows Dragon Shout. Any magician's apprentice can Dragon Shout. It's not like he farted into his hand and hit you in the face with it, Philip.


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[Assistant] The pirates and the federation factions are standing by to fight as well, my lord. Then the time for talk is over. Let us all make haste to Knott's house!


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[Assistant] What we do here now will be written and sung about on YouTube for days to come!


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[Assistant] Kevin, god damn it. Every fucking time, Kevin. God fucking damn it, seriously.


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[Assistant] I'm a level 14 thief and the Dark Lord's chief assassin, and you will all perish here and now!


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[Assistant] Who could possibly be able to make themselves tiny and know something about abortions? Who could there be?


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[Assistant] Now let's finish this, new kid. Let's beat Clyde once and for all and take back the stick-a-tooth!


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[Assistant] Your aeons of torment are at an end, ruler of darkness. Uh, okay, uhm, you know what? I'm not playing anymore. You have broken the rules of the stick and for that I banish thee.


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[Assistant] We did it, dude! That was awesome! You did it! Your noble quest is at an end. And for all your deeds, and all your time put into this, I hereby promote you to King Doosback! Congratulations!


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[Assistant] You underestimated the character of the fighters of Zaron. What binds us is more than that relic. And you failed to recognize the character of our alliance. Yes, and that friendship is more important to any of us than even the stick of truth.


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[Assistant] King Douchebag, you remember long ago, I made you swear an oath to never fart on anyone's buzz. I am now asking you to break that oath.


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[Assistant] You guys sure about this? There's no other way. They drove our friend to madness and nearly killed us all.


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[Assistant] They're called investment bankers, but they're effectively salesmen. Their job is to go out and sell the stuff.


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[Assistant] The bank is creating, just in the same way a pharmaceuticals company would have a very large sales force who go around selling their latest version of whatever the particular drug of the moment is.


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[Assistant] Noi purtroppo noi gente comune siamo delle piccolissime pedine che vengono manovrate da questi signori dell'alta finanza.


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[Assistant] I'm not a terrorist. I love my country. My family lives here.


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[Assistant] To order Frontline's Truth, War, and Consequences on videocassette or DVD. Call PBS Home Video at 1-800-Clay-PBS.


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[Assistant] Derivatives became the name of the game, became some kind of magic formula through which you could readjust macroeconomic imbalances across the border.


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[Assistant] We're gonna get hooked to North Africa. And so there was no much of a chance, there was not much of a choice about what to do about this. We had to be in Europe.


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[Assistant] There's something fishy going on here. I think they might be Nazi zombies.


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[Assistant] And I am sure you will fulfill that vow.


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[Assistant] Try any one of your tricks, and it'll be the last thing you'll ever do.


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[Assistant] Uriale. Stano. Where is your sister?


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[Assistant] Sobek will have questioned the scientists by now. I should attend to this.


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[Assistant] This train leads somewhere important. I saw many of their elite boarding it. Find where this leads, and we find the hunted out.


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[Assistant] I would gladly welcome that. More than you know.


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[Assistant] Hear me well, Agrius. God failed. And your brother was naive. Now give me the fragment. I have nothing against you.


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[Assistant] I'll try. Wait for me here.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, if the dream of reason produces monsters, the theater dispels them with its magic. Now be afraid before the conjurer who conquered the creatures of the night. With his genius and his heart,


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[Assistant] Give a big round of applause for the mighty Toy Maker.


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[Assistant] The famous and beloved toy maker, we will learn, has a sad fate over his head. For in spite of his goodness, a path of tragedy and death he will tread.


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[Assistant] Day and night in his workshop, he labors.


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[Assistant] Sighs fly from his soul to the figures he crafts.


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[Assistant] His fame spreads in whispers across the land far and wide until his name is known and respected by every man and child.


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[Assistant] The promises and smiles of Walter Bernhardt can see a dark, perfidious heart.


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[Assistant] Walter offers a roof. Friendship, protection, a heart.


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[Assistant] The Bernhardt's castle will be a dazzling mansion for the old toy maker and word of his craft.


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[Assistant] A curse on you, Walter Bernhardt, for deceiving such a good soul. May you be damned to spend all eternity in hell's dark foal.


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[Assistant] Very astute. Our hero works away happily in the castle of his dreams. But soon...


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[Assistant] Oh my god! This is no castle but a prison!


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[Assistant] Hold on to that heart so pure and true.


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[Assistant] Your memories are of no interest to me, Toymaker. I'm looking for the Mirror of Fate.


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[Assistant] Goodbye old man. Guard your heart well.


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[Assistant] Take it. It's an antidote to the infection.


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[Assistant] My immortality runs through your veins too. Of course.


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[Assistant] It is their true nature. Their destiny.


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[Assistant] I was their most devoted warrior. A champion of light. But I fell. Fell into darkness. And now?


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[Assistant] But if I die now, Alucard, they will simply take my place. Evil will prevail. It is the natural order.


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[Assistant] Sobek knows only too well that he has no rival for Satan, so he'll look for me. In the hope that I'm still alive, son.


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[Assistant] I will be too weak. Zobeck will see through the Sherad easily.


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[Assistant] I won't remember this conversation and Zobet will see only dark shadows in my mind. But how can you be sure I'll collaborate with him?


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[Assistant] You're asking me to free the world from Satan again. To sacrifice everything.


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[Assistant] We must separate. To find out where the last acolyte went.


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[Assistant] ...trillions of dollars notional value of derivative trades with...


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[Assistant] So once you have this mountain of books, the thing I like to do is wake up the books a little bit.


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[Assistant] I'm out. Grab her. Let's go. Come on, kid. We gotta get.


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[Assistant] What are you doing out here? Where are the, uh, the people you're with? There's no chance


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[Assistant] Well, I'm Luke, and this is Pete. Hey there.


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[Assistant] Come on, kid. We just saw you with those lurkers back there.


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[Assistant] Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, watch yourself. Hey, don't look at me like that. You're the one that's bit here, okay?


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[Assistant] Really? A dog shows up and bites you and you just kill it? What would you have done?


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[Assistant] Nick ain't gonna like this. Not with what happened- You don't have to remind me of that, boy.


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[Assistant] Well you better be fine, cuz I ain't carrying you anymore with that bite on your arm.


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[Assistant] We got a doctor right here, okay? He'll have a look. Now what the hell is wrong with you people?


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[Assistant] How do we know it worked? Just let Carlos have a look first.


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[Assistant] Look, I may be in the minority here, but my gut tells me she's telling the truth. It probably is just a dog bite. Probably.


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[Assistant] I don't know what to tell you except hold out the best you can. We'll see what we can do in the morning.


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[Assistant] I wish I could. I really do, but it's too risky. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Now you can say that again. Scars? They're way cooler than stumps.


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[Assistant] Nick's been known to go off every once in a while. Don't hold it against him. Yeah, I guess we all have our moments. You definitely had one out there.


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[Assistant] Nick lost his mom. We took care of someone who got bit.


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[Assistant] It was my fault. It was no one's fault. We thought we could control it, but we couldn't. And then she turned and his mom was standing right there and she got attacked. There was nothing we could do about it.


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[Assistant] So, since you're pretty much on your own, what's your plan?


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[Assistant] Well, you're welcome to stay here if you want. Okay, let yourself heal up. Take some time to sort things out.


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[Assistant] So what happened to your parents if you don't mind me asking? I mean, I assume what happened to them is what happened to just about everyone's parents. You're just so young. Didn't think you could have made it on your own for so long, but maybe you did.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I- I shouldn't have asked.


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[Assistant] I can't keep going.


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[Assistant] Let's call roll. Who the hell put you in charge of the South? I did. I have the most flags. What is this? Capture the flag? Don't that just mean you lost the most wars? Hehehe, y'all remember when he was his own country? How long did that last? Only ten years?


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[Assistant] That's more than twice as long as he was a Confederate state.


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[Assistant] Okay, border state, you think you can lead? It should be me anyway. Crazy, you'd be the one to volunteer for something. Why you gotta be the one though? Oh, that's simple. I got Dolly Parton. First order of business. Anyone seen Georgia?


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[Assistant] Sorry I'm late y'all. Really? Oh you think you're real cute, huh? I do. New order of business.


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[Assistant] Kicking Georgia out of the south. Where do you suggest I go? You can come hang with me. You're still the south, Florida. Okay, but am I? You can come with me. It'd be nice to have another misfit. Go away, Marilyn. You aren't so embarrassing.


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[Assistant] Mayshah. What? I don't know about that one, bud. Yeah, we beat you by 35 points in a bowl game.


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[Assistant] Embarrassing. Everyone knows the only bowl game that matters is the Citrus Bowl. If anything, the Sooners should be in the playoffs instead of Notre Dame. We're just gonna forget Texas A&M like that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] None of y'all know football, that's for damn sure. Yeah, I'll be sure to let Saban know his five national championships don't mean nothing. Oh, I'll drink to that. You drink to anything. Man, I'll drink to that too.


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[Assistant] Alabama, a dollar to the winner? How about we bet your win total this year? What'll that bring it up to? Seven? Let's see if you're still smiling on Monday. You guys have fun out there! Shut up, Indiana!


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[Assistant] Well, there are people here from a party. I can't believe you're having a party without me.


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[Assistant] You could not afford to have anybody but the best, most knowledgeable person on the job with their hand on the wheel. Tim Geithner was the perfect person.


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[Assistant] It was an extraordinary meeting. It was literally a six-hour murder board in which you had the President of the United States


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[Assistant] Sometimes aided by Larry Summers. Really asking the hardest questions. Raising every criticism that was being raised from the outside.


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[Assistant] The policy makers have sent inconsistent signals. So the marketplace doesn't know what to expect.


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[Assistant] What became clear as you look at the record is the extent to which the people who are charged


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[Assistant] With overseeing our financial system, really didn't have a sense of the risks that were embedded in that system. They didn't see the fundamental


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[Assistant] Rotting in the system that had manifested itself for years.


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[Assistant] You would think that the people who are in charge of our financial system would have a grip on the key risks that were in it. And if they did, they would have moved in a sense to


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[Assistant] Get a handle on those. They had deliberately turned a blind eye to those problems.


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[Assistant] Is it first of all how little the people who were in charge of our system knew and or did in the wake of this oncoming crisis?


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[Assistant] And secondly, once the evidence was clear that the system itself was shaky and unsound, how there wasn't definitive and strong action to try to curb what was becoming a disaster for the country.


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[Assistant] The policymakers have sent inconsistent signals. They saved Bayer. They didn't save Lehman.


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[Assistant] So the marketplace doesn't know what to expect and there's no doubt that in the wake of layman, there's real panic in the marketplace.


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[Assistant] Here's this, you know, this mammoth institution that turns out to have an enormous hole in it. And again, policymakers just come to grips with the extent


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[Assistant] Of the challenges and the problems days before its imminent collapse.


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[Assistant] Tarp, like the AIG bailout, is just a manifestation of the mad scramble that has to take place to try to contain the damage from years of neglect.


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[Assistant] In Washington and recklessness on Wall Street. I mean, the bill finally came due.


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[Assistant] The real story of this financial crisis is probably not so much whether the bailout was the right thing to do or the wrong thing to do. The real question is, how did it come to be?


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[Assistant] That this nation found itself with two stark, painful choices.


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[Assistant] One of which was to wade in and commit trillions of dollars to save the financial system.


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[Assistant] Policymakers, our government leaders, the financial sector, maneuver this country into that kind of corner.


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[Assistant] Our piece of it was how do you stabilize the financial system? It was all about


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[Assistant] Making sure that we stop things from going off a cliff.


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[Assistant] And so we were charged with coming up with the plans to deal with that problem.


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[Assistant] The markets reacted in a way that none of us would have, uh, would have hoped. Expectations got way out of control. We shouldn't have let that happen, frankly.


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[Assistant] This decision, uhm, was one of the hardest decisions he had to make at that time.


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[Assistant] And there were a lot of ideas out there, frankly, that some of us thought might do harm.


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[Assistant] You're going to take over one of these institutions. That's like pushing a boulder off a, down a hill.


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[Assistant] You have to make sure that you have enough firepower to stop that boulder from rolling all the way down.


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[Assistant] The secretary just kept methodically but clearly making the case that the plan we had laid out had the best chance of success with the least downside risk. And he just, every time someone would raise another point, uhm, he would just again go through it.


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[Assistant] It was a three month process, all the bank supervisors working together in an unprecedented fashion.


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[Assistant] It's justified, the Joe Burrow thing, it was justifiable to go with Dwayne. If you go off of that season that Dwayne had one year at Ohio State, Dwayne threw 50 touchdowns in that season. Joe Burrow didn't. Like what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] I think he would have been just as good because I think Ryan Day is a great play caller and he's a, he's slinging the ball. And Joe Burrow, if you knew Joe Burrow in high school, he was, the man almost scored a hundred points in the high school game. So that's what he wanted to do.


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[Assistant] It's been season, we've come in and it was like there's absolutely no way that the Guardians is gonna do anything this year. Last year? And somehow, someway he's able to get it done. I think G-Wright, you gotta find a way to put some talent around him so he can truly maximize his potential as being the coach of this team.


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[Assistant] But as far as the health concerns go, I'm praying that it's something minor and it's something that, you know, when you get older, since he's had the past, he wants to make sure that he's on top of things because you don't want the thing to expedite. So I'm praying that that's what it is, but when you do hear it, it's like,


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[Assistant] When you think about all the time that he's missed, I mean, it was like a couple of seasons ago, he was like out for like two or three months, it seemed like.


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[Assistant] No, they chill for a little bit, but a lot of people, depending after the game, you might, you know, have a little celebratory drink, but they clear pretty fast. Cause you know, the media's coming.


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[Assistant] It was, it was crazy that Gavin Williams had the, the game that we, I, me and G, you was absurd with yours. My 12 strikeout? Yea, absurd. Me and G.


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[Assistant] Boy, if you had to pick one career to follow for the rest of their career, I guess in baseball, who you taking, Gavin or Biden?


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[Assistant] I mean, if it's Janice, you can forget about it, but in outside of him, um.


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[Assistant] No, I think after July 1st when the new CBA come in. Dad, the super team thing is done.


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[Assistant] If you trade him, the team is, people will be excited for Darius because of how young he is and how the potential that he has. I mean, he's come into the league, he has a great ball handle, he shows that he can get


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[Assistant] You're ultimately about to trade away the only guy that would be worth anything outside of Evan Mobley. Why would you take him and Mobley and split them up?


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[Assistant] And then potentially lose out on Donovan Mitchell in a year or two anyway.


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[Assistant] He's not a point guard, he's a shooting guard I thought. SGA.


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[Assistant] Trey Young, Trey Young can take over a whole game. I take, I take, I'm like, Trey just is a defensive liability because he's so smart. If he, if he locked in, I'd take Trey Young.


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[Assistant] So when his next contract come up, he'll be 27. So out of all of those names you just named, I'd say maybe like three of them might be retired by then, maybe.


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[Assistant] No, outland, it's obvious. He said that this, this player's name has been in the media. The outlandish move is obviously trading, I don't agree, but it's traded evermobly for Zion Williamson.


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[Assistant] It would, and Zion could stay healthy, long term it would work out because even if Donovan Mitchell decided to leave, people would still go see DG and Zion. Like, to see that alley, that's like some Chris Paul, Tyson Chandler stuff.


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[Assistant] Kevin, you went on the podcast and said that we don't have to run the ball to throw anymore.


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[Assistant] But now you're gonna throw the ball up, you're gonna run to the throw for Deshaun. Is that gonna change during the season?


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[Assistant] Kevin, are you gonna take the play sheet from us in front of your face this week?


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[Assistant] Kevin, what do you really feel about DPJ?


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[Assistant] Kevin, we need to know whose side was you on, Baker or Odell's?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, I'm a top 5 point guard in this NBA. Listen, think about this. Playoffs come around.


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[Assistant] I'm the man that the calves gotta depend on. We all, we went out and got Donovan Mitchell. I don't know why we did. Like I wasn't handling business around here.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm not going to say this, I'm going to say this to y'all because y'all are my people, but come on man, y'all know who.


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[Assistant] I know who facilitate this. Who got, in the playoffs, when we was down to the Knicks, who got us going again? Me. Put the ball in my hands, man. I make things happen. I'm the best point guard actually on this planet, but you know, Steph Curry got a little jump shot right now. You know, he obviously the kids is into that, but my game translate. See what I do, I can do it for years to come.


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[Assistant] Right, if you don't think I'm top 5 now, I guarantee you, you'll think I'm top 5 after this season for sure, hands down.


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[Assistant] And if we get rid of Donovan, I'm fine with that.


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[Assistant] Let's see, I'm like Samson, my strength is in my hair, you know, so I got- Well, she doesn't cut off your hair. No, no, no. See, what I'm saying is, like, I got a- it's a certain type of way that I like my hairstyle, and I've been dealing with the same girl for many years, so, when you got money like me, you just fly them up here to get them done for you, so, you know.


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[Assistant] I try to be, I'm really like that on the scoring side, but you know, I don't want to come off as a ball hog, and I understand that, you know, I got people like Jared Allen who can't do nothing for himself, so I gotta make sure he get involved.


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[Assistant] So I'm always looking to facilitate and put people on. You know, I'm like, I have my moments where I want to be, like now that Donald is here, I can have my moments where I can be selfish.


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[Assistant] But at heart, I'm really a pass first guy. I'm like, I'm like, uh, magic. I come down, hee hee, all the time with mine. So, you know, I think I'm a better passer.


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[Assistant] Kobe, you know, I understand. I think you guys kept y'all picked for next year's drive. Any chance y'all land Brawny James?


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[Assistant] You know, so, so JD, you know, JD was, he started off cool, man. Real funny guy and all, you know.


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[Assistant] And I thought we had something good going on, obviously.


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[Assistant] You know, he had one of his most productive seasons, you know, when he was first here with me, you know, obviously because, you know, defense is playing for me and whatnot. Uh, so, you know, he had the little mismatch every year.


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[Assistant] But last year, man, when he did what he did, I thought it was some sucker stuff, bro. I really did. I don't really respect bro no more for that. Like he could have came to me as a man and we could have handled it like that, but you know, he decided to be a little girl and go to the media and say what he said with that little slick shade.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, our defense is trying to get me to the Hall of Fame. I'm the best player on this defense. I mean, listen, the only reason you had the career you had is cause, huh, defenses was worried, I mean, offense was worried about me. So, it ain't my fault that you can't get home. You feel what I'm saying? So, yeaah, you know, he, we would start it off good, but he a sucker in my books now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, man, you know what, man, you be shocked how many women like dinosaurs. You know, we sit there and we spend all that time talking about T-Rexes and stuff and then, you know, later on I might show them my T-Rex.


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[Assistant] Man, that was such a lifetime ago.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it, I think it is true because it's like anything, you know, once you go through something once, you know, you know what to expect the year two. So, you know, as a rookie, you coming in, depending on you're a highly drafted guy.


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[Assistant] You know, they're throwing you right in the lineup, you know, stuff like that. So you're trying to figure out, you know, A, are you good enough to even be in the NFL? You know, so you gotta build that confidence over that first season. So a guy like, you know, Martin, who came in as a third, third round, fourth round pick, I think, you know, obviously he got his feet wet, made some plays. He got that confidence knowing that he's good enough to belong in here.


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[Assistant] So next thing that the player is trying to juggle is the playbook. Because obviously, plays change from college to the NFL. There's much more structure to it. Uhm, so he's trying to figure out, okay,


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[Assistant] Now I gotta make sure that I know what I got on certain plays. You know, the pieces is moving. This ain't like going to take a history test. The pieces move. You gotta know all the checks and adjustments. So now you're trying to make sure that you got your checks and adjustments down pat and making sure that you actually playing the right thing. You know, as you get towards the end of the season, you pretty much should have the playbook under your


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[Assistant] Down-packed so you know what to expect. Uhm, you understand the game speed of, from college to the NFL. You understand that everybody in the NFL is really good. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And I think the reason you could make the big jump the next year is because you don't have to come in worrying about, are you good enough? You have that answer.


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[Assistant] You don't have to come in worrying about, do I know the playbook? You should have that down pack. Even though for him, it is a different playbook, but Jim Schwartz is running cover one dang near 95% of the time, so he's really dumbing it down for those people.


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[Assistant] And now you're able to look at formations and get a tail sign of.


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[Assistant] What is to come? You know, now I'm not worried about what I got. I'm worried about what this offense is coming out in. What formation is it? Who in my garden? What routes can I expect? Like you can expand the brain so now you're able to


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[Assistant] To jump things and make more plays because you can anticipate what's coming. So I think that a lot of the times is why you see the biggest jump from year one, year two, because now you have the little things down pack and now you can anticipate the game and understand what's about to come.


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[Assistant] From being in Seattle, obviously, you know, I'm with the LOB and, you know, how they, they go about businesses.


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[Assistant] Everybody that comes in, they're gonna groom them and make sure that you understand the culture that we set here.


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[Assistant] So if I'm a rookie and I'm coming in and, you know, they have a thing where everybody tags off on the ball. If I'm a rookie and I don't want to tag off on that ball, then you better believe that, you know, Sherm, Bobby, Cam, somebody coming to say something to me. Hey, Young Blood, Young Rook, this how we do it. Go tag off on that ball. I don't care where it's at, go touch that ball.


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[Assistant] So you got these older guys that's setting the standard and holding these younger guys to it. When it comes to, you know, partying and clubbing and what not, you know, they don't really, it's not really a lot that they say, you know, for that. It's about,


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[Assistant] Make sure, you can do what you want to do, but make sure when we get on this field, you locked in. Okay? Like you can...


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[Assistant] I'm not going to tell you not to party and whatnot. It's a bunch of veterans in the NFL who I know that don't drink during the season. They don't do nothing during the season. You know, they have their fun in the off season, but during the season, they're not going to consume alcohol or anything like that.


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[Assistant] You know, that's, that's, that's the veteran way. But obviously these young guys who got a pocket full of money, you know, they want to get out there and see, you know, what, what new fish I can catch. You know, I can go pop bottles in the club and do stuff like that. You know, it's fine. As long as you're handling your business, as long as you're not affected by football or it's not affecting your game, then it's cool. And a lot of guys,


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[Assistant] Do a pretty good job of handling that because they understand the opportunity that is being presented. Now, when I went to San Francisco, that was more of a younger crowd.


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[Assistant] Everybody was around my age, so these guys was going out all the time. I was seeing guys get, get, when we made 16,000 for that week, he'd go to, go out and spend 16,000. He was getting the check, blowing the check. That's the type of stuff they was on. Uh, but, but you, but the difference was, he partied a lot, but,


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[Assistant] When it came time to put that work in, he was up at seven in the morning doing workouts, doing the extra stuff, making sure he did his film session. He got his work done. So like I say, you gotta have a healthy balance where it's okay if you want to party and do all that other thing, but just know that football comes first and you gotta make sure that you're doing your work.


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[Assistant] But as far as a whole weekend or week where we just get together and share tips.


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[Assistant] I don't think that happens for DBs, but a lot of the times, you know, guys got trainers. That's the thing. Everybody got their own little trainer that they deal with.


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[Assistant] And like, like, uh, McNuggets got a guy, the Footwork King, you know, he got guys that he comes in, he, you go to the Footwork King and you just so happen.


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[Assistant] Darius Slayer's there and Akib Tlaib is there. It's like that type of thing. Like they link up like that. So it's not something where...


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[Assistant] It's a set destination for all DBs to go to. It's just we all mess with the same trainer. It's a guy named Oliver Davis who does a really phenomenal job training DBs and he trains them at an NFL college and high school and young kids.


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[Assistant] Really good guy. A lot of vets go to him because he understands the game and how you move and how you see the game.


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[Assistant] It's funny because I would ask Sherm that question, you know, how did this all happen? And you know, Sherm got there, he wasn't starting. Cam started, Earl was a first round pick, Brandon Browner, they got him from the CFL and he came and he been dominant.


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[Assistant] Sharon was the only one out of those, out of those four that really didn't start. You know, he only started because I think Marcus Trufont got hurt in the game.


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[Assistant] And somebody, uh, somebody went to Nick corner, or went to Nickle and he came in and he played corner. So that's how he got his start. Obviously he passed some good plays and he ended up starting for the rest of that season. But uhm, these guys were just dedicated, you know, they was,


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[Assistant] Those guys in particular, they all studied together.


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[Assistant] And that's the thing, great secondaries, you gotta force, you gotta have somebody that force it. You know, like, listen, after practice DB's, we watch a film or something like that. Or after practice, don't know DB go nowhere. We all doing extra drills. You need that one vocal guy that's going to force it because he understands the importance of everybody being on the same page. If everybody's on the same page last year, we don't have


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[Assistant] People getting cut wide open in the secondary and giving up touchdowns. We don't lose the Jets game. The Carolina game isn't close. We don't have things like that. You have to force it now.


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[Assistant] Why Thornhill seems like he might be the guy to do that because he's been to the Super Bowl. He's been in some good, decent secondary. I ain't gonna say Kansas City Secondary is great. They have some decent secondaries. So he knows what it takes to get there. It's gonna be up to him to get these guys, get Denzel, get Martin.


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[Assistant] And get Gnu and get Dale Pitt all in the room together. The best way to learn is to see it and talk about it. We need to watch a game together and talk it out. How do you see it? What do you see on this formation? What are you thinking on this formation?


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[Assistant] So when we get to the game, now I know how he thinks. So now we can communicate because I already know what you think. If you see what I see.


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[Assistant] Then we can see the same thing. We talk in the same language. And I think that's the most key important part that I didn't think happened last year. You know, I was often told growing up that how can you tell it was a good defensive practice? The communication, they nonstop talking. Why is Fred Warner one of the best linebackers in the NFL? Because he talks nonstop.


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[Assistant] Fred will point out every single thing. When I play safety and Sam Fran and my one little start against the Raiders, yes, my one little starter against the Oakland Raiders.


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[Assistant] It was things that I didn't see. So Fred would be on the left side of the formation. I'd be on the right side. You know what Fred would say? Hey Tyrus, alert, alert. This, this, this, uh, number three is on the ball. Get ready for the over route. So I'm looking, I'm already looking at my own thing. He say that. I see, I say, oh, okay. Ball is snapped. I see his pass. Guess what? My eyes go right to three cause that's who I got.


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[Assistant] So you gotta have guys that's communicating like that. And like I said, they're secondary, they got the talent, they just gotta talk. They need to, they need to find the time to spend some time together in a film room and talk. It's not gonna be enough.


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[Assistant] Because I don't know if they're doing it, cause a lot of teams do it like sometimes they do DB's all together, some teams do corners in one room, safeties in another room. You gotta keep them together, talk about it right there, but talk about it outside of this building. That's where you see J3 going crazy like, you know, a lot of guys leave the building and we don't do nothing after we leave this building.


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[Assistant] You need, you gotta keep talking about it. Cause that's the only way everybody's gonna be on the same page. That's what makes secondaries work out, is everybody's on the same page.


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[Assistant] And to get to Martin Emerson, cause I know that was a topic. You know, what's one thing that I can see Martin Emerson doing? If I was Martin Emerson and this was year two for me,


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[Assistant] Don't let them limit you, bro. At the end of the day, don't limit yourself, you know. Everybody's like, oh, you're the third best corner. No, forget that. Be the number one corner on this team. Because Denzel's already got his back. G-new's trying to get his back. There's no rule that says that you have to solidify yourself and be the third corner.


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[Assistant] No, you can be the best cover corner on this team and ultimately be the best corner. I think what you need to do is take a step. You got the confidence, you made plays, you got a ton of PBUs, you went up against Mike Evans and shut him down.


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[Assistant] Don't let them tell you that you're corner number three on this roster. Become corner number one on this roster and get your hands on some of them picks. Get picks. I'm sick of the PBUs. That's cool and all and that's fine. That's like Denzel's thing. Denzel does a great job of playing the hands.


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[Assistant] G knew obviously still don't have a pick on this year, but if you can find a way to turn that ball over, take them balls and make them interceptions.


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[Assistant] Then you, you call out your number at what you want and, and they would un, you undeniably be the number one corner. So that's my advice to you. And my challenge to you is to get some picks this year and don't limit yourself to being just coming in when it's nickel. Come in on base. That's what you really want to do.


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[Assistant] No, no, I did. You did not, that's correct. Nope. I played, I played the Bengals in the preseason. I played the Steelers in the preseason.


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[Assistant] That's a fact. I should've, actually, I should've. Remember who it was against? Yeah, it was against, uh, the Cardinals. Right. Yeah. And it should've been, it should've been back to back. Cause when I played Oakland the next week, I dropped a pick and it was unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Well, so, so this is the thing, you know, let me give some context on this, so.


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[Assistant] This is my first NFL star. So everybody that don't know, okay, the Cardinals game was the week before the Oakland game, right? So the Cardinals game, I forced the fumble, right?


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[Assistant] My boy Jeff Halfley, shout out to you, have BC gonna do they thing this year. He say, forget that Tyves, you know, cause that, we put you in a bad spot. We told you to play corner all week. We put you in the game at safety. You weren't even prepared. I said, that's not an excuse, but anyway, he said, we're going to roll you out there and you're going to start safety. It's a Thursday night game against Oakland.


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[Assistant] Say bet, let's go, let's do it. Alright, so I make my first start. I come out to smoke, they say Tyvis Powell. I do the sherm out to smoke. Sherm was mad, but that's neither here nor there.


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[Assistant] We get to the game, alright. It's, uh, all week I'm watching film. So I usually I play the game during the week I was playing the PlayStation. I didn't play the game at all. I watched iPad probably every day all day, which was good because I got in the game and I knew exactly what was to come. So.


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[Assistant] What I, what I, from film study, what I learned is they had this running back. I can't think of his first name, but his last name was Rashard.


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[Assistant] When he came in, he was there receiving running back. Anytime he came in out the backfield and ran a route, 95% of the time he was running. Chris, wasn't it Chris Richard?


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[Assistant] 95% of the time, he was not going to run an inward breaking route off the backfield. On this particular play, I got matched up with him.


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[Assistant] Boom, he comes out the backfield. He give me this nice little hezzy. HUH!


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[Assistant] Thing on my wrist, which allowed it from, to keep it from going back, cause my wrist don't go back.


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[Assistant] So, when I did that, it's hard to catch the ball like this. So if I would have caught it like this, I would have been alright. But to catch it like this was harder. Tipped off my hands, the running back catches the ball, gets a 20 yard explosive. It was, Sherm had to get it down and put me in there. That was that. So yeaah, that's what happened.


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[Assistant] I got, it's crazy. I had the best game. I had a really productive game. Everybody told me great job. That Tuesday came around. Okay. But I ended up coming back like the last two games of the season. You came back at the end, right? You played two more games after that.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's when uh, Tariq Cohen had that dang punt return to the house.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was no point in winning the game. They wanted the better draft pick. Uh, we'd have won that game. We'd have had a lesser draft pick. So, um, that's when the starters got pulled. The only saving grace of that year was George Kittle was trying to break the record. So they was forced feeding him the ball that whole game. That's what happened.


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[Assistant] No, if they, if they experiment on it, they put something in them.


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[Assistant] Why you start my day? Why you start today? We take this seriously. Nah, that's, I'm not gonna be a guinea pig. That's not gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Don't ask me no blasphemous question like that.


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[Assistant] I wish we could say you've seen my work, but McNuggets did such a terrible job of missing my highlight catch that you don't really get to display. You don't get the full thing in my time.


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[Assistant] Well, he said he don't pay attention to it. He pays attention to the referees.


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[Assistant] Mike, how many times have you actually waved off something? Like, have you actually admitted like, oh I got it wrong and waved the flag?


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[Assistant] That's where we're at. We have an industry that's just vilified to that point and the frustration is so high.


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[Assistant] Paulson was picturing a one to two thousand point drop in the Dow that Monday.


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[Assistant] Possibly the failure in very short order of a number of other investment banks, Lehman Brothers, Morgan Stanley, and so on.


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[Assistant] I'm as aware as anyone is of moral hazard. I'm also aware


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[Assistant] I believe market conditions will continue to improve. I am confident because our economy is resilient and deep and competitive and I want Americans to be confident as well.


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[Assistant] But the American people can remain confident in the soundness and the resilience of our financial system. Thank you very much.


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[Assistant] I would say the reaction wasn't great, uh, from Wall Street.


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[Assistant] But, you know, to the president's credit, that didn't stop him from laying out what he thought was going to be necessary.


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[Assistant] And they're saying, look, we think the world is close to coming to an end, and we really need your support.


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[Assistant] Senator Obama has been talking to Paulson, has been talking to Warren Buffett and Paul Volcker and Larry Summers and, you know, a host of other economic advisors.


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[Assistant] Jewish, Long Island, normal, New York, and my mom's like, Swedish, doesn't speak English.


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[Assistant] Definitely always listen to it. My uncle was in a punk band, Marshall Rocks. Right, yeah. From Sweden. Uhm, so always around it, you know, going to his shows whenever he was in the States. And just my, yeah, my mom, dad and my dad's son, Luther Vandross.


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[Assistant] What the smell was the whole time. The smell. The smell of weed and odors. What? Helicopter. That was a helicopter. Coming for you. At first I thought it was a helicopter.


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[Assistant] It's like alcohol everywhere, the smell of hard liquor and weed and cigarettes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my little brother bro, he's like 13, 14. He's dropping slat. And I still haven't figured out what it means. Every DaBaby song, all that stuff, rapping it to me.