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[Assistant] Thank you guys so much for watching, uh, please remember if you like the video to go down to the subscribe button, hit it with your little pinky. That way I know that you're super talented. And I will see you all later.


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[Assistant] Doesn't have one. He was raised on the streets. Learned to look out for himself.


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[Assistant] He's the only reason the Lyceum is still standing. We can't question his courage. Humanity needs a hero. And Shepard's the best we've got.


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[Assistant] I want mission reports relayed back to Alliance press before we reach Eden Prime.


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[Assistant] What's the payload, Captain? A research team on Eden Prime. Unearthed some kind of beacon during an excavation. It was Prothean.


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[Assistant] What else can you tell me? This is Big Shepherd. The last time humanity made a discovery like this, it jumped our technology forward 200 years.


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[Assistant] But Eden Prime doesn't have the facilities to handle something like this. We need to bring the beacon back to the Citadel for proper study.


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[Assistant] Humanity wants a larger role in shaping interstellar policy. We want more say with the Citadel Council. The Spectres represent the Council's power and authority. If they accept a human into their ranks, it shows how far the Alliance has come.


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[Assistant] You'll be in charge of the ground team. Secure the beacon and get it onto the ship ASAP. Nihilus will accompany you to observe the mission.


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[Assistant] Just give the word, Captain. We should be getting close to Eden.


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[Assistant] Your team's the muscle in this operation, Commander. Go in heavy and head straight for the dick site. What about survivors, Captain? Helping survivors is a secondary objective. The beacon's your top priority.


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[Assistant] Glad to hear it. Shepard, I need to speak with you. In private.


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[Assistant] Don't lie to your shepherd. Things look bad. Nihlus is dead. The beacon was destroyed and gether invading. The council's going to want answers.


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[Assistant] I'll stand behind you and your report, separate. You're a damned hero in my books. That's not why I'm here. It's Saren. That other Turian. Saren's a specter. One of the best. A living legend. But if he's working with the gith, it means he's gone rogue. A rogue specter's trouble. Saren's dangerous. And he hates humans.


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[Assistant] Why? He thinks we're growing too fast, taking over the galaxy. A lot of aliens think that way. Most of them don't do anything about it. But Saren has allied himself with the Geth. I don't know how, I don't know why. I only know it had something to do with that beacon. You were there just before that beacon self-destructed. Did you see anything? Any clue that might tell us what Saren was after? Just before I lost


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[Assistant] We need to report this to the Council, Shepard. What are we gonna tell them? I had a bad dream? We don't know what information was stored in that beam.


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[Assistant] Lost Prothean technology, blueprints for some ancient weapon of mass destruction, whatever it was. Saren took it. But I know Saren. I know his reputation, his politics. He believes humans are a blight on the galaxy. This attack was an act of war. He has the secrets from the Beacons.


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[Assistant] He is an army of geth at his command, and he won't stop until he's wiped humanity from the face of the galaxy. I'll find some way to take him down. It's not that easy. He's a specter. He can go anywhere, do almost anything. That's why we need the council on our side.


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[Assistant] I'll contact the ambassador and see if he can get us an audience with the council. He'll want to see us as soon as we reach the Citadel. We should be getting close. Head up to the bridge and tell Joker to bring us into dock.


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[Assistant] Just the ground team from Eden Prime. In case you had any questions.


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[Assistant] Sounds like you convinced the council to give us an audience.


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[Assistant] There is still one outstanding issue. Commander Shepard's vision. It may have been triggered by the beacon.


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[Assistant] Working with the Geth for one reason. To exterminate the entire human race.


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[Assistant] Every colony we have is at risk. Every world we control is in danger. Even Earth isn't safe.


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[Assistant] Forget it. They suspended Harkin last month, drinking on the job.


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[Assistant] Harkin's probably getting drunk at Korra's den. It's a dingy little club in the lower section of the wards. I thought you said he was a drunken loser. Couldn't hurt to go talk to him. Just be careful. I wouldn't call him reliable.


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[Assistant] You and Saren have a history. What happened? About twenty years ago. I was part of a mission in the Skillion Verge.


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[Assistant] I was working with Saren to find and remove a known terrorist threat. Saren eliminated his target. But a lot of people died along the way. Innocent people. And the official records just covered it all up. But I saw how he operates. No conscience. No hesitation.


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[Assistant] I know how the world works, Commander. Sometimes you're forced to make unpleasant decisions. But only if there's no other way. Saren doesn't even look for another option. He's twisted, broken. He likes the violence, the killing. And he knows how to cover his tracks. I should go. Good luck, Shepard. I'll be over in the Ambassador's office if you need anything else.


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[Assistant] I thought that Geth fried their memory cores when they died. Some kind of defense mechanism.


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[Assistant] That's Saren's voice. This proves he was involved in the attack.


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[Assistant] What they think about the rest of this. Those audio files prove Saren's a traitor.


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[Assistant] Come on. Udine is presenting the Quarian's evidence to the council.


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[Assistant] The Reapers were an ancient race of machines that wiped out the Protheans. Then they vanished.


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[Assistant] Anderson, come with me. I'll need your help to set all this up.


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[Assistant] Saren's gone. Don't even try to find him. But we know what he's after. The Conduit. He's got us get scouring the Traverse looking for clues.


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[Assistant] Find out what Saren was after on Pharos and Noveria. Maybe you can figure out where the conduit is before he does.


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[Assistant] But if they do exist, the conduit's the key to bringing them back.


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[Assistant] Stop Saren from getting the conduit and we stop the Reapers from returning. I'll stop him.


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[Assistant] It's your decision, Commander. You're a Spectre now. You don't answer to us.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you came, Shepard. I heard that happen. They pulled me off the mission.


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[Assistant] I wanted to warn you but there was no way to get a message to you before you docked. I know you're pissed off right now, but you can't give up. They all think this is over, but we both know it's not.


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[Assistant] You have to go to Eilos. You have to stop Saren from using the Condolence.


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[Assistant] Citadel controls locked out all the Normandy systems. But if we override the ambassador's orders, we can get them to bring the Normandy back online.


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[Assistant] You can be in the Terminus systems before anyone even knows you're gone. What's the plan?


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[Assistant] I can unlock the Normandy from one of the consoles in the Citadel Control Center. You'll have a few minutes before anyone realizes what happens.


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[Assistant] If I can hack into the computer in his office, maybe I can override it.


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[Assistant] Hopefully he won't be there. If he is, I'll just have to think of something.


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[Assistant] We don't have a lot of options. I break into the Ambassador's computer, or I take my chances with the patrols in Citadel Control.


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[Assistant] The ambassador has made this person. You ready to get the hell off this station commander?


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[Assistant] I'm honored, counselor. As humanities representative, I'll do everything in my power to help the council rebuild.


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[Assistant] Shepard's right. Humanity is ready to do its part. United with the rest of the Council, we have the strength to overcome any challenge.


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[Assistant] When the Reapers come, we must stand side by side. We must fight against them as one. And together, we will drive them back into dark space.


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[Assistant] He always was showing me pornography videos. I was feeling comfortable, I'm like...


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[Assistant] And he even shut the lights off and everything. I said, Marco, why are you showing me this?


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[Assistant] I came to the office and, and he pulled his pants down and he take his things out and he make me, and he make me put it in his mouth. You know, I put his stuff in my mouth, in my mouth and...


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[Assistant] And uhm, he closed the door and he said to me, nobody will know about this. Nobody will believe you.


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[Assistant] I am sorry, I was hiding from those creatures. My name's Powell. I saw what happened to that turian. The other one shot him.


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[Assistant] The other one got here first. He was waiting when your friend showed up. He called him Saren. I think they knew each other. Your friend seemed to relax. He let his guard down. And Saren killed him. Shot him right in the back. I'm just lucky he didn't see me behind the crates.


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[Assistant] It's over on the other platform, probably where that guy Saren was headed. He hopped on the cargo train right after he killed your friend. I knew that beacon was trouble. Everything's gone to hell since we found it. First that damn mothership showed up, then the attack. They killed everyone. Everyone. If I hadn't been behind the crates, I'd be dead too.


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[Assistant] We need to find that beacon before it's too late. Take the cargo train. That's where the other Turian went.


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[Assistant] Thanks for the help. Every few hours a group comes up the tram tunnel. It's actually better since we locked down the elevator.


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[Assistant] That does not have a national healthcare system. The wealthiest people in our country are becoming wealthier. To a large degree, the tax system in this country is extremely unfair. And that it asks working people and elderly people and poor people to pay too much, while large corporations and wealthy people do not pay their fair share. Goddamn.


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[Assistant] Is that right? Well, I disagree with you. Alright, I think you're dumb.


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[Assistant] First thing that we have to do though, before we could do something like that, is to make sure that we own the land. That's one of the concerns that we have at the present moment.


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[Assistant] Honey, honey. Yes, mama. Eating candy. No, mama. Are you sure? Yes, mama. Open your mouth. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.


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[Assistant] Saren's a threat to every human colony out there. He needs to be stopped.


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[Assistant] Now if Garrus comes around, you stay spotted. Keep your mouth shut or we'll- WHO ARE YOU?! Let her go!


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[Assistant] I understand you're upset, but we both know Saren's the enemy here. He's the one you should be angry with.


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[Assistant] And if Saren is allowed to use it, you won't be around to reap the benefits. None of us will.


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[Assistant] These Krogan are slaves of Saren. Puppets. Tools to be used and discarded. Is that what you want for your people?


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[Assistant] You were a specter. You were sworn to defend the galaxy. Then you broke that vow to save yourself.


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[Assistant] More than 15,000 eviction notices have been sent out to New Jersey residents during the pandemic, even though New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy issued an eviction moratorium preventing people from being locked out.


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[Assistant] So, it's just not an apartment, it's our home.


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[Assistant] My department handles court order evictions, so we pay rent. Now we're paying mortgages. We're just trying to make sure that anyone who needs assistance is able to stay in their home. I am preventing clients from entering into a shelter or sleeping in a car.


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[Assistant] Or having to go and couch surf or check into a hotel. So we are trying to divert them from being at risk of homelessness.


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[Assistant] The house is broken, we're gonna find another house and it's an adventure. And I just think the way she handled it with her daughter, I don't think children should have to worry about where they're gonna sleep. Never. What they're gonna eat.


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[Assistant] That's close enough! Relax, Jong. They're obviously not Geth. Get back, Juliana.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad to see a friendly face. I thought we were the only humans left on this planet.


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[Assistant] I thought you said they were all dead. I said they were probably all dead.


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[Assistant] We know what that's like. Those damn synthetics are relentless.


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[Assistant] Ignore him. The geth are up in the Exogeni headquarters, just a bit further along the skyway.


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[Assistant] Commander, before you go, my daughter, Lisbeth, she's missing.


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[Assistant] The colonists won't let you near the Thorian. They die first. They're under its control.


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[Assistant] I think there is. You could safely use a nerve agent to neutralize the colonists. Like a gas grenade.


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[Assistant] The insecticide we use in the grow labs contains trace amounts of tetraclopene, a neuromuscular degenerator. If their nervous systems are already weakened, it may act as a paralyzing agent.


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[Assistant] Excellent. Thank you so much, Commander.


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[Assistant] With the Thorian gone, we can start rebuilding for ourselves again. And we're free of Exogeni's threats. We're back to being just a little nowhere colony. Thank you, Commander.


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[Assistant] of our show, but it was all scripted. If you haven't seen it, it's funny. It's a tricky show, but it was good. Uh, and we talked about, obviously, the Puerto Rico show. We took our show down to Puerto Rico, and it was great, and I, it was just, it was really fun to, I, I, time and time I go out to L.A. just to say hi to everybody out there.


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[Assistant] We also did a, uh, Q&A at the Writers Guild Theater, uh, and, uh, with Guy Raz, who, who's the host of How I Built This. You know, you have, if you don't know that podcast, that should be on your list of podcasts. It is one of the best out there. He's phenomenal. But he was so great, and, uh, I was talking to him about L.A. and when I was out there, because I was,


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[Assistant] I've been there for a while doing stuff, uh, before I got SNL just struggling like everyone does, but it was fun. I got to see some old friends and, uh, I got to see Tom Rowan, who's my, uh, this guy's been my lawyer since


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[Assistant] I'm fed up, yeah. But he's the best guy. I love him so much. And his wife, Marla, they were there in the front row. And it reminded me of the story. They had a dinner party at their house. She used to have dinner with them when I go out to L.A. And so he goes, I'm gonna have a dinner for you. Come on over. I got, um, Carol Burnett, uh, uh, Bob Newhart, Don Rickles.


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[Assistant] Tim Conway will be at dinner. Yeah, so I go over to the house, I open the door, and they're all there.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, oh, my gosh. It was like fantastic. I see he goes, this is Carol Burnett. I go, hey, Carol, nice to meet you. He goes, this is, uh, Bob. I go, hey, Bob, nice to meet you. He goes, this is Tim. And Tim kind of goes, you got to get me the hell out of here. I don't know any of these people. I don't know who these people are. That was his opening line.


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[Assistant] But then, after we did all that, that was, uh, it was Friday and Saturday, and then I was trying to fly back because, uh, I was, uh, nice enough to be, uh, asked by the writers to do a cameo in Saturday Night Live this Saturday. So I'm doing L.A. So, and so, and it's my man Adam Sandler is hosting the show. He's my hero. My idol.


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[Assistant] Adam Sandler is the nicest guy. I just love him so much. He's just a great guy, just loyal, good dad and just funny and just awesome. I just love him so much. So I heard he was hosting. He's never hosted. I found that hard to believe. He didn't want to. That's bizarre. It's up to him.


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[Assistant] But then, uh, so I got out there and, um, I didn't even know where to stand because I didn't rehearse. So I just, I assumed I'd stand next to Sandler and the cue cards are there, you know, and looking at that. So I came out and, uh, I read the lines, I'm like,


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[Assistant] I don't remember if I said yabba dee hee ba dee or hee ba dee yabba dee. I'm like, what? I'm like, I don't know what to do. Anyways, I got to finally my line. We did that and it was just an honor to do it with him.


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[Assistant] Right in front of him, because it's just, and he's just such a good dude, and he was so happy that, like, that night, and his, uh, his wife Jackie and, uh, two kids were there, uh, and they're beautiful. I love those kids. Um, and it was just, anyways, that was good, and then at the end of the night, he did, uh, this tribute to, uh, Chris Farley.


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[Assistant] And if you get a chance to go online, it was so beautiful and so, it was so funny too.


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[Assistant] But I've heard all the stories about Farley, and I just, I wish I knew him. I got to meet him once, but I just, he was singing this song, and it's great, but it's also a really nice tribute. And everyone was just crying, uh, backstage, and it was just really touching. I mean, not just the audience, but


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[Assistant] Uh, everybody, like, that worked there. Because the crew, some of the crew that they knew far out. So, uh, and I was next to Rock, and it was just, it was really emotional, and I saw Smigel afterwards, and usually he's always joking around. He's like, you know, whatever. So, I saw him, and he goes, hey man, that was great. He's like, I was so touching. He goes, he was behind the cast, and the cast were all kind of hugging each other.


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[Assistant] Crying. Going like, yeah, we're like family. It's like you don't realize it when you're there on Saturday Night Live for...


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[Assistant] Whatever seasons you are there, you don't know when some, some cast is going to go off to do movies or... That little moment of time, that window of time, you're...


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[Assistant] Just missing us and missing, you know. And I go, wait till you see the end. And then I go, you're gonna see this Farley thing and you're just gonna lose it. Uh, this is like when the show first started. But anyways, it's just kind of interesting that I got a thing from Horatio. I feel like I have a vibe to him because me and Horatio were office mates and comedy partners for years. I wouldn't...


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Horatio. Uh, and so, uh, I got that and then, uh, uh, what was, I thought was the best part was on Sunday, on Saturday night into Sunday, it was trending all day. It was farling. It was trending. And I just thought any kid that was in mass,


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[Assistant] It resonated a lot with residents when we spoke about transportation issues, we spoke about tax increases that would occur, and when we spoke about schools, how our children would constantly have to change boundaries.


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[Assistant] Yo, what's up everybody? It's your boy Hakeem, and today, me, Chris Long, Donnie, and Jason, we're about to go to the Faze Clan House for Blackboy JB's album listen party. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, hey, we gon' end it with my guys right here, man. We out here. The party was lit. They had to come, shut it down, and shit. But we still love them because we love America. We love America. Right, my guys? Hey, we love America. You already know what it is, man. Rope Gang. Peace.


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[Assistant] Major funding for Poisoned Waters is provided by the Seattle Foundation. Your gift, your community. The Russell Family Foundation.


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[Assistant] And by Disney Nature Films presents Earth in movie theaters this Earth Day, Wednesday, April 22nd.


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[Assistant] It looks like your trying to restore this facility. Would you like help?


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[Assistant] This system is monitored to respond to the name Mira. May I ask your name?


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[Assistant] Council authority confirmed. You are entitled to secure access of all systems.


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[Assistant] Please note that queries relating to corporate secrets require privileged access. Privileged access is only available to binary Helix executives. This system is ready to process queries.


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[Assistant] One moment please. Diagnostics in progress.


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[Assistant] Critical failure. Landline connections are disabled. Passenger tram systems are offline.


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[Assistant] Or in the case of catastrophic laboratory containment failure.


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[Assistant] Emergency guidelines suggest the frigid environment will kill biological contagions. It may also damage mechanical ones.


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[Assistant] Connections restored. Processing new data.


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[Assistant] User alert. Unable to connect to hot lab facilities.


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[Assistant] It didn't take long after the fall of the Umbrella Corporation for their bio weapons to end up in the hands of terrorists.


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[Assistant] A new era of bioterrorism descended upon vulnerable countries, shifting the balance of power throughout the region.


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[Assistant] As panic spread, governments of the world turned to the Global Pharmaceutical Consortium, which formed the Anti-Terrorism Unit, BSAA.


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[Assistant] Operatives of the BSAA were sent to infiltrate and neutralize bioterrorist hotspots, restoring safety and stability to various regions around the globe.


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[Assistant] Just Chris, thanks. So you'll be accompanying me to the destination?


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[Assistant] casualties continue to mount over the long years I've struggled.


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[Assistant] There is one thing I do know. I have a job to do, and I'm gonna see it through.


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[Assistant] Chris here, coming in loud and clear Kirk. Yes, we read you.


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[Assistant] Mostly just rumors. Something about visions of a doomsday project.


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[Assistant] Remember we're a team. Whatever happens, we stick together.


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[Assistant] Hey, what's wrong? Be careful, they may still be here.


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[Assistant] This whole town's gone to hell. The people here, they're acting like those gonado detailed in the Kennedy Report. And aside from that, there's something new, something we've never encountered before.


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[Assistant] Forget it. It's nothing. Let's move out.


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[Assistant] A while back I received some intel that my old partner was still alive. At first I didn't know what to think. But when I saw the data file from Delta Team, I knew for sure. Jill is still alive.


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[Assistant] Are you sure about this? A second ago you were ready to cut and run.


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[Assistant] There are no more orders from here on in. It's just us.


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[Assistant] He was a top official with Umbrella and the leader of our STARS unit. I met him again after the Raccoon City incident on Rockford Island. Since then we've been trying to track him down.


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[Assistant] Then a few years ago we got a tip from a reliable source. The whereabouts of Umbrella's founder, Oswell E. Spencer. So we paid him a visit hoping he'd lead us to Wesker.


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[Assistant] I dunno. But it doesn't look like anyone's been around for a while.


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[Assistant] We can worry about this later. First we need to find out about Jill.


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[Assistant] She's got us under surveillance. I can almost guarantee she sent that BOW to eliminate us.


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[Assistant] Something about a philosopher's stone and selecting DNA. It doesn't matter what she says, she's just a terrorist. End of story. We can't risk Guroboros getting out of here and infecting people.


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[Assistant] Let's just say we have a history together, and he's not the type to let grudges go.


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[Assistant] I dunno. We gotta get the hell out of here before it destroys this place.


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[Assistant] Exactly. The plane can't get shot down. If it does, it'll initiate a biohazard.


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[Assistant] Looks that way. Things are worse than I thought. We have to stop him here and now.


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[Assistant] More and more I find myself wondering if it's all worth fighting for.


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[Assistant] Yes, and if I win, you'll become a member of the Okaski.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. I did everything I could but the only thing I could accomplish was to delay the plan.


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[Assistant] Shisui. Hm? I think we're gonna head back now. It's almost time for dinner and we don't want to be late. And I have to prepare for tomorrow too. Oh, that's right. You have a mission, don't you? Yeah, I don't think it'll take too long. I should be back in a couple days. To your bestie time.


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[Assistant] It will save my younger brother, and the Uchiha.


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[Assistant] My daughter was a student in Victoria Soto's first grade class. She survived. She and eight other children ran from that room directly past him.


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[Assistant] Here. Put it on your eyes, or you'll have swollen eyes in the morning.


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[Assistant] Chi Mingye must be embarrassed now. When she calms down, I'll apologize to her.


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[Assistant] You can't control yourself to like or dislike someone. Hey, look at this. Look at the bite mark. Are you a dog?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I didn't have a chance to. Dad Lee told me today that he found Miss Herme.


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[Assistant] Did Amis Lee's second brother go abroad to study for college?


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[Assistant] We need to take this chance to promote our studio. Let's say, Dutch company Michelle bought the copyright of post-90s avant-garde artist Lee Jen Jen's work at a high price. And her works go global!


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[Assistant] Right, a senior from our college, he was nicknamed Feather, and he's so awesome. I think he was one of the class of 2003. Now he works in France, not only to exhibit his own works, but as a curator as well.


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[Assistant] Isn't Peng Yulin an honorary professor of our college?


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[Assistant] I read in the newspaper that one of his works auctioned for over 4 million.


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[Assistant] Ms. Lee, with him as your mentor, your career will soar. Let him introduce you to some of the artists' circle and make friends with them. I'm sure your works will sell at higher prices. In today's society, it's all about connection and propaganda.


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[Assistant] In our current society, without social connection, you can't go anywhere.


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[Assistant] That's not right. It's also a kind of talent to make friends with amazing people.


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[Assistant] No, that's not what I mean. I also want the best for our studio.


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[Assistant] For more on this and other Frontline programs, visit our website at pbs.org slash Frontline.


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[Assistant] You must listen to me. If we do not contain our mistake, they will drop bombs from the battle stations. You understand?


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[Assistant] I am only following the orders. Binary helix found an egg. It was on a derelict ship, thousands of years drifting. This was a Rakhni ship.


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[Assistant] Yes. Very tough to be so long frozen. That it survived the centuries. This is miraculous. Binary Heal explained to clone Ragnai. Must produce them. Create an army.


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[Assistant] But when they get here, they find this egg is not a common rachnei. It is a queen. After she lays eggs, they move her to Rift Station.


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[Assistant] This was exactly the wrong thing to do.


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[Assistant] I am thinking that without a queen, Rakhni do not develop properly. Her mind is shaping theirs. These Rakhni are uncontrollable.


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[Assistant] I am thinking that the neutron purge must be set off.


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[Assistant] Arming controls are nearby. All you do is insert the key.


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[Assistant] Oh, uhm, well, I don't need a lot. I'm kind of a low-maintenance girl. Armor, you know, short hair. But, uh, sword to my head. I don't know. Jamie Lannister. One night. Three hands. No rules.


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[Assistant] They are all noble answers, but none are invincible. I do fear that the feud is lost.


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[Assistant] I responded with trooper fire teams, which have since been declared MIA. And now you're sending us.


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[Assistant] Anyone claim responsibility, sir? Oni thinks it might be the local insurrection.


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[Assistant] Five months ago, they pulled a similar job on Harmony. Hit a relay to take out our eyes and ears, then stole two freighters from Drydock. That cannot happen here. Reach is too damn important. I want that relay back online, Noble One. Sir, consider it done. Then I'll see you on the other side. Holland out.


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[Assistant] Lieutenant. Commander, sir. I'm Carter, Noble Team's leader. That's Kat, Noble Two, Meal and George, Four and Five. You're riding with me, Noble Six.


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[Assistant] Not gonna lie to you, Lieutenant. You're stepping into some shoes the rest of the squad would rather leave unfilled. Me, I'm just happy to have Noble back up to full strength.


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[Assistant] Just one thing. I've seen your file. Even the parts the ONI sensors didn't want me to. I'm glad to have your skill set. But we're a team.


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[Assistant] Listen up noble team, we're looking at a down relay outpost 50 clicks from Visigrat.


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[Assistant] We're gonna introduce ourselves to whoever took it out, and then Kat's gonna get it back online.


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[Assistant] You heard her, dead zone confirmed. Command will not be keeping us company this trip. I'm lonely already.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we gotta warn Hollins. I need you at that relay outpost now.


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[Assistant] Get her on her feet. The body stays here. Thank you, sir.


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[Assistant] I'm barely getting you. What's your situation, over? Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on reach. Acknowledge? Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant? Affirmative. It's the Winter Contingency.


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[Assistant] If he was a civilian male in his mid-60s, he died with a Covenant energy sword through his abdomen.


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[Assistant] Shield Strength 2. I gave the order not to pursue.


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[Assistant] Our primary objective was to get the station's relay back online.


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[Assistant] Data retrieval was not a command directive, even had we known, we had other more urgent matters to attend to.


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[Assistant] We're currently under emergency planetary directive. Winter contingency? I'm sure you're familiar with the punishment for civilian interference with the Spartan deployment.


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[Assistant] Just making a reading suggestion, ma'am. Let's move, noble team.


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[Assistant] So, all we need is orbit capable transport and the single most expensive piece of equipment made by man.


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[Assistant] Your report will have to wait, Lieutenant. The Covenant are jamming all comms to command. Cat needs your help running a counter-op.


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[Assistant] The big man was sentimental. He gave his life thinking he'd just saved the planet. We should all be so lucky.


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[Assistant] How long for a secure link? Can't guarantee secure anymore. Could Covenant trace it to us?


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[Assistant] We're being redeployed to Swordbase. Sword? Covenant own it now! Which is why they want us for a torch and burn-off. Keep Dr. Halsey's excavation data from falling into enemy hands.


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[Assistant] Understood. Let's give the doctor the time she needs.


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[Assistant] I don't think they... It sounded bad on the cops.


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[Assistant] Good to see you, Spartan. Halsey assured me I could count on you. Not just me, sir. They'll be remembered.


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[Assistant] Cruiser, adjusting heading for the autumn. Noble four, I need fire on that cruiser or we're not getting out of here. Do you copy?


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[Assistant] Rich, this is the captain. We have the package. Returning to the autopilot.


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[Assistant] Cortana, all I need to know is did we lose them?


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[Assistant] It was a gory film about a guy that comes back for revenge and murders the people at the camp.


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[Assistant] I handed him the folder and he dropped the hand towel and all the while he's asking me questions about checks. And he, at some point, sat down on the bed and he plopped the folder on his lap.


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[Assistant] And then he started saying, what about this one? And he's pointing. And I'm not going to look down. So I say, which one is that Harvey? Then he said, I have a,


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[Assistant] Harvey, I don't think that's in my job description.


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[Assistant] I don't think anyone would have listened to me. I don't think it would have mattered.


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[Assistant] Famous. I didn't think that my story meant anything to anybody.


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[Assistant] Bluey knows, I direct videos, including, oh yea, Bad Baby and YBN Amir, No Jumper, Spaz, I did that shit, it was crazy, now we're at Complex Fun, with Cam Girl, smoking big backwards, shit is a smoke, but I do.


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[Assistant] Hey Willie, my call. Could you give me a call when you get a chance? Thanks.


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[Assistant] What's the next step, Francisco or Bob, in your mind with, uh, with, uh, Michael?


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[Assistant] I didn't see the email confirmation from them. Did they confirm?


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[Assistant] Was it Mark Twain that said don't let college get in the way of your education?


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[Assistant] I was doing a lot of cocaine, drinking a lot, smoking a lot of pot from the music business, then the club scene.


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[Assistant] I don't, but I'm doing it. And I think that's a great thing only in America. I mean, my new book is called How to Run a College by a Guy That Never Went to One.


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[Assistant] We have probably invested in a neighborhood of six to seven million dollars in the school. Uhm, it will get as big as we want it to get because the demand for bilingual nursing and other related healthcare programs is so great.


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[Assistant] Working American adults who have not finished their college degree.


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[Assistant] He'll never get an opportunity like this anywhere in the rest of his life. Period.


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[Assistant] Well, what I feel I do is I bring the three M's. Money, management, and marketing. Money, management, and marketing. That's what it takes combined with passion to turn around the schools.


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[Assistant] We had to do appraisals on what regional accreditation is worth for Wall Street and the independent appraisers came up with a number that a school was worth 10 million dollars because it cost 10 million dollars


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[Assistant] 10 years and a 50-50 chance of success to obtain regional accreditation.


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[Assistant] It is. Once you have accreditation, you qualify for the student loan program.


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[Assistant] I heard about Patton University from one of the regional accrediting executives who said we really like this school.


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[Assistant] We're very concerned about its future financially. Would you go talk to him, Michael?


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[Assistant] And I kept looking at Pat and going, what can I do with this school? I kept working on it. And then it hit me like a ton of bricks that it was the perfect fit for the Dream Center.


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[Assistant] If we take a prostitute off the street or an ex-crips or blood member, we bring them into our programs and we start an education process.


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[Assistant] We did a lot of market research and we believe that there's a gigantic market for us in Los Angeles of the 19 to 25 year old who would like to get a degree but would like to help people hands on.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. It always takes more money and longer time.


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[Assistant] I mean, if we think it's going to cost two million, it's going to cost five million. If we think it's going to be in two years, it's going to be five years. It always is that way.


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[Assistant] Because I think it's a thr- I think it's two or three million bucks in the first twelve months is what I'm hearing.


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[Assistant] You know, because we can always go raise capital for a for-profit strategic alliance between the two.


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[Assistant] In reality, this is a three to seven million dollar project.


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[Assistant] So we need to make sure the issues on financial aid and all that are buttoned down.


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[Assistant] What's happening is that the current regulatory environment is very different than it was one year ago.


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[Assistant] That the DOE or the regional crediting bodies are going to act like they did a year ago. It's extremely hostile out there toward changes. You know, we just don't want any blowups.


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[Assistant] You know, it's a bump in the road and unfortunately it's a slap in the face to George and Jennifer and the people who have been working so hard.


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[Assistant] We're working very hard to prove that we can instill the academic rigor and quality of education for the students that the school had not been delivering for many, many years.


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[Assistant] We won't work with a school unless the regulatory authorities want us to work with the school. I mean, Wall Street says, hey we put our money up, we own this business, it's ours and we're gonna run it.


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[Assistant] The regulation community says these are entities that are part of the public trust. They were non-profit.


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[Assistant] You've converted them to for-profit, but they still have a public mission to educate our society. And that's where the big tug of war has been, but life's too short to be at war with everybody, and I don't believe the regulators are our enemies.


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[Assistant] Oh I'm right in the middle of a meeting but you're so important I had to drop everything.


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[Assistant] That's right, it's a group that's going to bring true peace to everyone.


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[Assistant] Yes, and if I win, you'll become a member of the Okaski.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're right about that. For his age, he's doing great.


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[Assistant] Wait, I don't need to tell you, you know. I mean, he is your favorite, isn't he?


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[Assistant] Yep, I should find out for sure in just a few days time, but I think that it's going to be at Konnabi Bridge.


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[Assistant] Why do you like him so much anyway?


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[Assistant] First off, I'm actually very surprised that Netflix is getting it. It seems like Miraculous has been moving over to Disney+, here in the US at least.


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[Assistant] So it is very surprising that Netflix actually has the rights to this movie. Uhm, I don't think much will be different or change, but it was a surprising fact to hear that Netflix is the one that's going to be releasing the movie when Disney Plus has the whole series now in the US and Shanghai, uhm,


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[Assistant] World, Shang, yea. All those. Right, Shanghai? New York? World? Whatever they're called.


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[Assistant] They're all there. So I am surprised by this, but nevertheless, without further ado, let's get started!


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[Assistant] It was kinda like, disturbing to hear. It's fine. It was just like, oddly serious partaking. It's good though.


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[Assistant] This movie is beautiful. I'm so excited.


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[Assistant] What if I fail? You must face your own fear.


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[Assistant] Uh, like movie trailer audio. Like sometimes they just record lines for the trailer and they don't actually have these lines in the movie. Tell me they're not in the movie. Tiki sounds way too serious. I'm sure with like context of everything going on, it'll probably sound fine, but it is slightly weird.


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[Assistant] Knowing Tiki and hearing how Tiki has talked to Marinette for like these five seasons, it makes this very uncomfortable to hear Tiki just be like, yes Marinette.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just surprised that Disney Plus let it go. I guess they just didn't...


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[Assistant] To her, the money business side of all of this. I think they, you know, obviously been working this for a while.


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[Assistant] Pitch the offer to Disney Plus and Disney Plus said it was too much.


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[Assistant] The Zag team maybe shot too high with their offer at the Disney+, and they're like, absolutely not. We'll get it from you in like, a year. And Netflix is like, we will take the like, you know?


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[Assistant] Six month year renewal fee, whatever we want for us to have the premiere of the movie instead and was willing to pay it.


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[Assistant] Be anything. This movie is basically a canonical retelling of Miraculous.


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[Assistant] So I think it's fine. I don't think there's much of a difference for, you know, regular viewers like you or me. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Continuations of this retelling. It is kind of their chance to kind of pick Miraculous back up. So it'd be interesting. I don't know how well it's going to do. I hope it does well because I feel that


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[Assistant] Animation has been very appreciated lately. It's been getting a lot, a lot of love this year, which is awesome. From the Puss in Boots, the last Wish movie, to then the Mario movie, I feel like animation has been having a stellar year, an absolute knockout session, which I am


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[Assistant] So glad that it is, and then uhm, I'm also hoping that Disney's Wish is gonna do amazing with our new Disney Princess as well, so,


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[Assistant] At the bare minimum, we should have three stellar.


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[Assistant] Animated movies this year, which is pretty incredible considering just how COVID has affected


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[Assistant] Just the overall movie market. It is a bit tragic that Miraculous is not gonna have a cinematic release like other countries are. Granted though, and I think this is very important, and a real possibility,


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[Assistant] That everybody needs to understand is that sometimes when a Netflix movie, a Netflix special does really, really well, like really, really well, and a surprising hit,


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[Assistant] One of the more recent examples that I can think of was Bo Burnham's, uhm, Inside.


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[Assistant] The Miraculous movie does really, really well and it is a smash hit. It is hitting those, you know, constant number one spot or at least in the top ten of Netflix. I could see them doing a limited cinematic run.


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[Assistant] So I think that's very important for us to talk about and, you know, make it clear that if you would really like to see it in theaters, it is possible.


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[Assistant] We just need to have the movie looping constantly. And sign up for Netflix on your grandmother's account because people


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[Assistant] New accounts and accounts that have come back.


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[Assistant] And re-registered again for Netflix mean a lot to these big businesses like Netflix. So if you have like an inactive like Netflix account,


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[Assistant] Maybe just cancel the one you have for a month. Sign back up on that one.


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[Assistant] I'm so excited for this movie. I'm absolutely floored and so interested to see how things will change in the story. Uh, Marinette being this now, like,


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[Assistant] Destined chosen one along with Cat Noir. Uhm, I'm very excited to see Plague hopefully. I feel like I haven't seen him at all. I don't know how much of the


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[Assistant] Flip side of things we will see if we're sticking more towards ladybug centric.


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[Assistant] It kinda not going towards Adrian and his backstory. I'm not entirely sure. Obviously it is the ladybug in Cat Noir movie.


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[Assistant] I don't know how much of Adrian we're going to get, especially when this movie most likely is going to follow the typical animated format and be about 90 minutes long.


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[Assistant] My assumption. I could be wrong. I don't know if we have an official runtime yet, but I'm going to assume it's the 90 minutes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then of course we're gonna have lovely music in it, uh, great musical numbers, which I'm excited for. Y'all know my feelings about Price singing, so this will be weird.


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[Assistant] I, I've had a long history in this series of Trashing on Bryce. Bryce, I swear, I love you. I love you so much. You are so, you are beyond talented, my dude. If you see this, please know. I would be your friend. You're amazing.


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[Assistant] Your sound designers can put on your voice to clean it up. They did it!


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[Assistant] They were like, absolutely not. We are not putting autotune on this man's voice. And I don't know why. I don't know. Someone was lazy in that Christmas special.


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[Assistant] The two other times, Bryce has sang, it's been better.


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[Assistant] And one of those was very recently where, like, I could even hear that they were, uh, pitch correcting him a bit in the most recent of episodes, actually, that have been out in English. So, I- I'm hopeful.


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[Assistant] So I'm nervous. I am nervous because we got confirmation Bryce is obviously back. We knew he probably would be, but we have that confirmation Bryce is back. I'm happy Bryce is back, but I know this song has- the movie has songs in it.


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[Assistant] So I am nervous for that because I do not want another Christmas special to happen because that was atrocious. So again, Bryce, not shitting on you, dude. You're amazing. Top 10.


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[Assistant] And obviously, it's not even fair, especially if they're going to have


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[Assistant] Any sort of duet. Christina Vee voices Ladybug. Okay, she is Marinette. Christina Vee is a phenomenal smash hit singer. She's incredibly gifted. The fact that they just have her as a voice actress.


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[Assistant] That was not what he signed up for with this part. So they're working with what they can get, and I feel like they're just doing my man dirty. Okay?


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[Assistant] So I'm nervous for this. I have been thinking about it lately as I've recognized this movie is an IAM musical. There is music numbers in it that they just haven't really shown in these trailers yet.


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[Assistant] So I'm nervous. I'm very nervous, but I'm very excited to see what happens with this movie. And yeaah, July 28th, uhm.


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[Assistant] I think my plan is I will probably be obviously watching it like day one.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I will try to make sure it is up on my Patreon.


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[Assistant] If not that day, then the next day, YouTube, let me look, actually, guys, hold on. Let me actually think this out. Ah, it's the weekend.


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[Assistant] It will be up on my Patreon very early. It might be till July 1st.


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[Assistant] That, er, sorry, uh, August 1st that I get it up, that Tuesday that we usually watch Miraculous, but we'll see, cause I need to look at the Miraculous schedule for Season 5 and get that all.


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[Assistant] Wild down too because that's a bit crazy on Disney right now as well. So we'll see, but overall this movie is beautiful. I feel like they've done such a good job. Zeg has been incredible with it.


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[Assistant] I understand why they have taken so much time with this movie and put so much effort into it because it looks absolutely beautiful. Just breathtaking. So I'm excited to finally see it. I feel like I've seen so many like teaser clips and leaks of it that I just want to like know what this movie is.


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[Assistant] And of course I will see you all, uhm, every Tuesday except for last Tuesday because I was sick so I didn't post. But I watch Miraculous every Tuesday. It's been really fun.


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[Assistant] You mind? Yeah, yeah, of course. Alright. You don't have to. You don't have to. No, no, no. Hey, look. Just, he's got to listen to policy. I know we've...


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[Assistant] There is a lot of value in the minds of a teacher in Minnesota that's going to do a master's degree program. She's going to do it online. Now even though she's not coming to campus, the fact that it has a traditional campus that looks like the campus that she went to as an undergraduate.


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[Assistant] The fact that the campus is growing and flourishing and has all of the excitement around it is very, is important.


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[Assistant] I'm interested. I've been really loving these last few episodes. I should say I'm


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[Assistant] Basically watching these episodes as they come out on Disney Channel. So any delays, things like that are because of that. I have no more Miraculous to be able to get ahead on. I'm, I am with it now. I am in the bunkers with you all. So I'm having a lot of fun with it.


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[Assistant] Keep in mind, if you guys want to see my full reactions to Miraculous Ladybug or any other thing that I watch on my channel, you can check it out over on my Patreon page, linked down in the description below. But without further ado, let's get started.


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[Assistant] Oh gosh, Chloe. I'm so glad we have put her in her place and that she's no longer the holder of any miraculous. She doesn't deserve it. We're just going to the swimming pool.


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[Assistant] Oh, wait. Oh, I laugh, but that's why she does that now with Adrian. Oh, baby.


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[Assistant] I just wanna hug Marinette, I feel bad for her.


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[Assistant] Aww, and they recorded the whole thing?


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[Assistant] Okay then. First off, you know.


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[Assistant] Chloe now has motivation to hate Marinette more, which is not great.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying what Adrienne did was bad. I actually, I loved what Adrienne did. Like, I need to state that clearly.


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[Assistant] I think what he did is great, cause I think he knows, and I think we all do, that he is the only one that can truly get through to Chloe.


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[Assistant] He is the only person that Chloe feels like can stand at her level besides Lyla. And Lyla's not gonna help us at all, so just throw that out.


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[Assistant] But I actually really appreciate it. He did not have to go and like talk to Chloe, say that to Chloe. I actually really appreciate that he went and confronted her and he's like, I know what you did and that is horrible. Like you need to go apologize to her. Like that's bad. And of course she's not going to, so like whatever.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I am nervous though because she is going to probably start harassing Marinette even worse. Which sucks. I don't know. I...


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[Assistant] In a way, I'm glad that we didn't redeem Chloe because now we have this character who wants Adrian and Marinette to fail along with Lila, but Chloe has more control over that I feel.


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[Assistant] Where she can do horrible things.


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[Assistant] And not have to play this pretty two-face act that Lila does.


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[Assistant] So in a way I'm glad Chloe was not redeemed so we have her to mess around with this relationship. But at the same time I also wish she could have been redeemed. Because her doing a lot of these awful things as we slowly were seeing her kind of be, you know, I don't want to say thoughtful but


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[Assistant] She was starting to have a redemption and then we just kinda squashed it. It just didn't go anywhere. Uh, and then we got Zoe and then you know, Chloe just showed no signs of ever caring or you know.


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[Assistant] Showing that progress. It was just lost. She just became exactly who she was in season one. Which is sad.


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[Assistant] She just isn't redeemable. After what she did to Zoe especially and just how cruel she is to her.


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[Assistant] Zoe just, it's not there. There is no more redemption for Chloe. It is completely written out. She is this character that we will just forever hate.


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[Assistant] And at this point, now that I, especially after this episode, recognize that she will never be redeemed, so be it then. If that's the way they want to write her, then I'm fine with it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah. Oh, my heart though. I feel so bad for Marinette. Like, yes, okay, was it like a little extra the way they did this and like...


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[Assistant] Does not happen to anybody. I hope nobody gets bullied that badly. I know like, yes, it's TV, so it's dramaticized. I think a lot, a lot more of the times people are just kinda getting cyberbullied now, which is also bad, but this harassment though in person is horrid. But.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I feel really bad, like...


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[Assistant] Marina didn't deserve that and Kim, like, not understanding how you hurt her.


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[Assistant] Is so sad, like especially after she was like, I would like to be like, you know, more than friends. I know Kim's kind of like a lovable idiot, but for him not to understand that is heartbreaking.


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[Assistant] And then for him to like, you know, still go on and say those things, those nice things before like pranking her.


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[Assistant] And like Chloe told him like, you know, if a girl likes you, do this. So he like understood and then she like ran away from him and it's like,


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[Assistant] I think you would recognize you did something bad and should feel bad.


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[Assistant] Oh, and oh my god, the like thing would be like, Chloe's so like the prettiest girl, blah, blah. He said in front of his girlfriend, I'll never remember her name, we're just gonna call her mermaid girl. But he said that right in front of her, like dude, what?


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[Assistant] When he like gets into a fight with somebody and he's like, oh, I didn't understand saying that would like make you upset. Like, I didn't understand that you couldn't take a joke like that. Like, girl, you don't want that.


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[Assistant] That is a red flag girl. Get out of that relationship.


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[Assistant] Like, I thought they were cute, but now I'm just concerned for mermaid girl.


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[Assistant] Like, yo, Kim is not a good person. Kim's an asshole. I know he's a- he's technically still a child and he's still learning technically. But I am just like, flabbergasted. Like, so rude. Like, bro. Ugh.


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[Assistant] I think it might be Kim now. I'm so unhappy. Oh, that's such a bummer that they kind of did that to his character. I, obviously he's the only one stupid enough to fall for one of Chloe's plans.


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[Assistant] But I'm just so disappointed in him. I like this character. Like, he kinda was like...


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[Assistant] Friends with Chloe at the start, but it seemed like he was understanding that like Chloe is mean and people don't like Chloe. So the fact that he's just like, oh no, yeah, like I still think Chloe's great. It's just like, you know, my friends aren't hanging out with Chloe anymore and Chloe's not hanging out with me. So like, it's not because I hate her. It's just that.


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[Assistant] Like he, I don't know girl, I think he's problematic. I would not be with him. Oh, I hate it.


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[Assistant] He's such a good baby boy, he's so sweet.


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[Assistant] Like, he is being so kind, Marinette, and so understanding, and just being absolutely the most perfect little boyfriend. Like, uuuh.


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[Assistant] And just him being so vulnerable with her and being like, you know, I'm still learning too. It's so precious. And then he's like, take your time, Marinette. It's cool. Like we can get through this together. And the fact that he was like,


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[Assistant] That's so mad when he learned what Kim did to her and just how, like, obviously hurt and traumatized she is. I love-


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[Assistant] Granted, Cat Noir is becoming unhinged this season, like badly unhinged.


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[Assistant] If Cat Noir's unhingedness is now propelled further by the fact that he


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[Assistant] Broke Marinette's heart as well. So the fact that he broke Marinette's heart


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[Assistant] And now learning someone else did too. I wonder if he's kind of taking some of that hurt out on Kim.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I, I'm doubtful the writers probably thought that far, but I am curious if maybe some of his hurt and pain was, you know, propelled forward because he hurt Marinette. Maybe, maybe.


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[Assistant] But I think it's just because he cares about Marinette and learning that she had that pain and that Chloe was the one that caused it made him so upset.


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[Assistant] So, it's cute, but oh my gosh, he needs to stop threatening to cataclysm people.


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[Assistant] Cuz now that he's like, oh well, Monarch is still alive, so apparently cataclysming them won't kill them. So I'ma just start cataclysming people left and right when I get upset. And it's like,


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[Assistant] Ooh, like Adrian, let's not use that power so much on other living people! Like stop threatening!


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[Assistant] But yeaah, he's like, tadaa, ten, such a good little boyfriend, and I love him.


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[Assistant] As the only true ship in the harbor, that's what I must flee.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this was a sad episode. It was nice to see Socleen and learn more about her time and who she is exactly to Marinette and why Marinette likes her so much.


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[Assistant] And also seeing that it looks like she copied her hairstyle as well after she left, which I think is cute.


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[Assistant] I think it's to show that Marinette, you know, found this strength to stand up for herself and have that courage, which I think is a really good way


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[Assistant] For us as viewers to find out and kind of learn, uhm, about the backstory of that hairstyle and why Marinette has it.


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[Assistant] No, the bun is cute. I actually really like her bun hairstyle. I kinda want it back. It's cute. I bet it'd be easier to animate too. Just a suggestion for you, Zeg.


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[Assistant] Hold her, like nobody deserves to be treated that way. And the fact that Kim did not understand just made it ten times worse, so.


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[Assistant] And just Adrian, oh my gosh, like his little declarations just make my heart flutter. Like they're so cute. So I'm very excited to continue watching because literally every time they interact now, I'm just like, oh my gosh, like what is Adrian going to say? It's adorable. So.


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[Assistant] Overall, I had a good time watching the episode. I hope you guys did as well. And yeaah. Uhm, Miraculous is, you know, basically at a stop or so. So, uhm, I will be


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[Assistant] Doing other content that is Miraculous themed while we wait for the episodes to start coming back around on that weekly schedule again, so.


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[Assistant] Stop saying stuff like that. You're not supposed to say that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] One of the very, very biggest fights in abortion politics for 40 years has been what kind of deference do we give to local standards?


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[Assistant] For pro-life people who think about strategy that's really gonna work, it has become clear that


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[Assistant] We need to protect all the unborn. A terrible thing is happening in the U.S. Is not gonna fly.


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[Assistant] as a tactic for legislation. It just doesn't have enough overall support.


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[Assistant] That doesn't mean that if you're of that persuasion, you stop believing it. It means that you go back to the drawing boards, you...


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[Assistant] Sit around and you say, okay, what is gonna fly? What's a message that we'll be able to get lots more people to vote for and where the public won't rise up and get upset? Women's health. Everybody likes women's health, right?


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[Assistant] It sounds like an easy thing to just put a health exception in, right?


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[Assistant] Well, the answer to that from the right to life perspective is health doesn't mean what you think it means. And the reason is that


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[Assistant] One of the things the Supreme Court did in Roe and the companion case that came out the same time as Roe v. Wade was to define health as meaning, let's take the right to life articulation of it.


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[Assistant] But the court said health doesn't necessarily just mean physical health. It can mean emotional health, psychological health.


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[Assistant] This is going really well though. Good, good. I'm stamping for you. It's very good to see you. You too, man. Always.


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[Assistant] I did, you know, I was there, yes, they are, everybody's secretive now, it's like it started with Woody Allen, which I still don't understand why, but, and now they do this thing where they're just like, hey, there's certain things because of social media, you don't post, you don't do this.


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[Assistant] So, so I was in Jordan, and, and we were in the sand, and I was on a little vacation. I had a few days off, and, you know, I went around, and I went to Wadi Rum, and I went to all these amazing places. Petra, 23 hundred year old Petra. Wow. Sand paintings, or sand carvings, and all this kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Is it? Yeah, I mean the one thing that I did is I, I did the, you know, the camel thing and I didn't really want to do that. Did you ride a camel? I did. Oh you did? Yeah, I don't know, I don't understand really.


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[Assistant] No camels, no, I had, uh, there, she had chimpanzees, wolves, uh, tigers, lion, my brother got 60 stitches in his leg, we were, my mom was the worst mother.


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[Assistant] The one time that she got really kind of, she fell in love with this animal, which was a chimpanzee named Reggie. Wow. Yea. How old was Reggie, do you know? Reggie, what, you mean, no, he was born in captivity. Okay. Right, so she used to watch Schwarzenegger movies with Reggie.


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[Assistant] And something's steering the car. So, she, uh, eventually, she, uh, so because of watching these movies, she put him in the cage, she went and did something, she drove away, there was a guy who came a ranch hand to come and fix the chicken coop. And while he was fixing the chicken coop, suddenly he heard shots ringing out.


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[Assistant] Right? And he went completely face down. Well, Reggie had worked himself out of the cage.


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[Assistant] With the economic turndown, we lost almost 50% in, in...


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[Assistant] In our a- in our asset, I mean, literally dropped from 10 million dollar equity to 5 million dollars. And the future didn't look very bright.


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[Assistant] With investors coming in and why would investors invest?


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[Assistant] In this and not the Apollo Group and it's a startup company and what's the, what's, what's the payback?


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[Assistant] I'm very thankful that patent has the opportunity that it has at this time. But I'm very concerned about education as a business for profit and that's simply speaking to a personal bias.


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[Assistant] Yup, after I do a stand-up show, it's party on. Like, like a, like Wayne and Garth.


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[Assistant] And I'm sure it's fun giving that crowd what they want when they want that song and maybe you're, maybe you got to close with it for the rest of your life. You know what I mean? Where at least stand up comedians, we get to, you know, we get to rotate material and come up with new stuff. Once we make an album or a special, it's like, you can't do that again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh yeah, I was out of it, man. That guy, that, that, it's just unreal. I'm afraid to go back and watch that video. I literally don't remember anything other than like after it. It was like suffering a brain injury.


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[Assistant] She's just hitting me. I'm 35 now and I already have to take a nap. If I have like any, anything with beef in it or steak or already, or if I have french fries for lunch, I already have to have a nap.


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[Assistant] Well, I still do it. I eat steak every day and I still take a nap. I just woke up from a nap right now. I live right around the corner from here. I was, I was, I was out like a light. I figured you'd be a Valley boy.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so one night we went around, we've, we always fucked with this one house, right? We'd light bags of poop on fire and ring the doorbell and go across the street in the bushes and watch, see what happened. And one night, I don't know what Billy was thinking.


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[Assistant] We'd probably been drinking, you know, we would do that shit where you mix all the different liquors together in a bottle and just run around and get wasted. Anyway, so I can't remember how or why, but he ended up like punching like the screen door. Is that your car alarm?


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[Assistant] If that's what my car alarm sounds like, I'm returning it and getting a new car. They put a cord alarm on that Corvette. I'm going to be so mad.


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[Assistant] So I remember one night, yeah, Billy for some reason like punched the house for some reason, you know? That's such a teenage thing to do. Exactly.


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[Assistant] So dumb, exactly, but that was Billy. And we end up going back to his place. We run back, right? And we like crawled under, you know, the whole, we're all sleeping in the living room area. So there's like couches, there's like four of us and we all crawl under blankets and shit and


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[Assistant] Uh, all of a sudden we hear a knock on the door and knock again. We're right there in the living room, but we're pretending like we're out like a light because we're not going to answer the door. And of course you hear Billy's angry dad wake up like, God dammit, what's going on down there? And he comes down, answers the door and we're pretending to be asleep, but


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[Assistant] And, uh, we're still just fake sleeping, pretending like we're in some type of deep coma, cause this is literally happening in the same room that we're in. And he goes, what makes you think that it's any of these kids from this house, officer?


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[Assistant] Right. Exactly. And uh, the cop goes, cause we followed a little uh, trail of blood all the way back to here. There's literally driplets of blood. It turns out Billy didn't realize, but he had cut his hand. Oh my god. And the cops literally followed this like,


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[Assistant] Comedic trail of breadcrumbs from where he punched on that house around the block to back straight to up his driveway. And so we all got in big trouble for that one. We were caught.


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[Assistant] One time I was working at a gas station and I went off on this. Somehow I, I grabbed a lottery ticket and I'm like, I just scratched it off and I lost. And then I'm like, well, you know what? This is like, I'm like 16 at the time and I'm like, you know what? If I get another one, then that one, the odds are now in the favor that that's going to be a winner.


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[Assistant] From this thing that now I now owe to the lottery ticket thing, cause I'm just bored at a gas station scratching off lottery tickets. So I won one for $5, but now I'm 20 behind, right? So now I'm like, now I have to win more.


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[Assistant] They'll getcha. They, they almost shot me once when I was 16. That's another one. We were, we were having a party. One of those parties that got busted, right? Everybody's drinking. We get into my buddy's, uh, car, which we thought was so badass at the time. It was one of the, remember those Pontiac Grand Prix GPS supercharged cars? I do have a general idea of what you're talking about, yea.


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[Assistant] Back then, looking back on it again, it's basically just a slightly wider.


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[Assistant] So anyway, the cops come through the front door. We all run out the back. There's like this party with like 60, 70, 80 people at it. It's a crazy party. And we all just bail. We run, we get into his car, and we start taking off. But one of the asshole cops just stood right in the middle of the street with his gun out.


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[Assistant] And the red laser right on us. I, as we're pulling up, he's just stop. You know what I mean? Right in the middle of the street as we're driving away. And I mean, it's literally the red laser. I'm seeing it go. I'm in the back left right behind the driver and I'm seeing it go off everybody's forehead in the car passenger middle. And, uh,


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[Assistant] Not murder. We got some creepy sexual ones. Little Bill Cosby, Louis C.K., you know what I mean? We got our people out there.


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[Assistant] No, yeah. Cause you're chasing that thing exactly we were talking about earlier. Like it's like this extreme high that happens when you see someone laughing at something that you made them do. So I feel like everything sort of becomes more numb when you get used to that, that dragon that you're chasing.


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[Assistant] And all the work that goes into it and everything, you're like, I did this. I controlled that situation and...


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[Assistant] You know, I can do that. I can move a room of strangers with high expectations.


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[Assistant] It comes from one of two places. One, sometimes it's just something that I'm talking about, you know, maybe I'm in the green room before a show or something like that or after a show.


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[Assistant] And I'll say something that becomes the start of something, but it only starts as a one-liner. But yeah, but once I sit down behind paper with it, like I'm really trying to, if I was trying to come up with a joke from scratch, what I usually do is I try to figure out,


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[Assistant] What's the most controversial thing to talk about? What's the most compelling subject matter?


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[Assistant] So like right now, the two jokes that I'm most excited about is a brand new abortion joke about Alabama making abortion illegal and


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[Assistant] This long chunk, it's now really coming together about transgender athletes.


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[Assistant] Because, uh, I find it so interesting that nobody can talk about it or say anything about it, and I say sorta everything about it.


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[Assistant] Because you're not gonna see that on TV. And that's another thing that I'm thinking about is what can't be on a Netflix special or a HBO or a Comedy Central special? What can I give these people?


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[Assistant] I mean, unless it's someone so famous, like, you know, there's this rumor coming out today that they're about to offer Eddie Murphy 70 million to come back to do one special. Wow. And, you know, they'll probably let him maybe do whatever he wants. You know, they'll probably let Chappelle and these people, you know, but really I've, from what I understand, they,


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[Assistant] There's certain subjects that they don't want covered.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 100%. It's either all or nothing now and, and we're in, you know, we're the bad guy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well, I mean, I'm comfortable in that zone, and, uh,


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[Assistant] I mean, that's a perfect example of where my comfort really comes from. It's like it comes from being born and raised in an all black neighborhood. So at the end of the day, I know that no matter if anyone thinks that what I said might be, you know,


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[Assistant] Racist or too controversial or this or that. I know the line of, I tend to know what my black comedian friends would find hilarious. Not just funny, but if it's a racial joke.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't do it if I don't think I would make those friends laugh extremely hard. So it comes from comfort and experience, really.


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[Assistant] No, I don't get any of that. If anything, if there's ever been anyone that says that anything that I'm saying was over the line, it was somebody that I made fun of directly.


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[Assistant] For example, like, I once did a show at a, at this big casino in Connecticut, right? And I had heard, you know, my buddy warned me, my pal Joe Rogan literally said,


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[Assistant] You know, be careful if you ever perform in Connecticut cause it's bad audiences, it's dull people, they don't really get it that much. The entire state of Connecticut seems like a vast generalization. I know. And, and that's what I thought too. So a gig came in, an offer came around for Connecticut. I'm like, geez, this is a pretty good.


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[Assistant] There was, sure enough, there's this family that comes in and, uh, you know, you can tell they're all different shapes and sizes and ages and they're at this casino on their little Connecticut vacation and that maybe a stand-up comedy show with an edgy comedian isn't exactly what they're...


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[Assistant] There's a girl on her phone the whole show, I ignore it, I ignore it, then she's talking, I start making fun of her, and she can't handle it, but she keeps firing back, so now I have to fire back even more and really own the situation, right?


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[Assistant] Like you would think it would be now. So I can't imagine how miserable your life must be, and I'm hitting her mostly with truths. You know what I mean? Like psycho-analysis from the actual situation. It's not like I'm saying you look like a turkey neck, you know what I mean, whatever, right?


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[Assistant] I'm literally just like, I don't think people like you very much. And I think your revenge is not having a good time and finding things you can complain about.


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[Assistant] Uh, a month later down the road and she wrote to them this long letter about how you shouldn't have this guy. He's a, he's a bigot. He's a hateful person. He's a, you know.


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[Assistant] These people love me, of course. They're going, Tony, you'll never believe the write-up that this lady gave you, right? And they're showing me the copy. I couldn't believe it. But that's where the blowback comes from.


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[Assistant] On occasion, maybe once a week or so, I have to take somebody's soul from them. Because A. I have a reputation for it and B. I have a reputation for it because I love it.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? If somebody tries to come at me, it's just simply I have to, I have to, I have to completely destroy them, right? Using my brain.


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[Assistant] And I sort of hid it away for a few months, I think. As like a thing like, oh that's what I was doing to get me to comedy. And then I sort of had like this Anakin Skywalker type of turn to where I'm like, oh maybe I just am.


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[Assistant] You know, maybe I just am a darker guy. Like I should use these things to my advantage. And sure enough, I did and it all started. And it really, this all stems from me hating my teachers back in school. They were so mean to me.


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[Assistant] And I was mean to them. Granted, I loved making rooms laugh back then.


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[Assistant] And I became addicted to it and they all told me, you know, it was just like...


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[Assistant] You're not gonna be able to, you're never gonna have a normal job, you're not, being mean is never gonna get you anywhere, and all this stuff, and I really embrace that, and looking back on it, I think that's where a lot of this comes from, is this like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, I've gone too far on them. I'll go on them directly. They don't turn on me if I go too hard on somebody else. But sometimes I'll just, again, that's the catch when you like using


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[Assistant] Honesty as the weapon, right? Is like, if I come out and I'm like, what's up, you guys ready for another one?


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[Assistant] Loud, you know what I mean. They just aren't, I like that party vibe of it. If it's gonna be a live show in front of a live audience, I wanna really feel them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's hard, it's, it's hard to do that in comedy too, really. I think a lot of people make it look easy, but it's not necessarily easy at all because those people are either, and it really depends on who they're there to see.


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[Assistant] Like if it's a smarter comedian, that's great, you know. If it's, for example, like opening for Joe Rogan's great, cause it has this culture of, you know, an educated type of like, you know, a curious, smart, intelligent human, right, who is basically-


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[Assistant] And they have an open mind. You know what I mean? Really, it's like, that's a big part. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But if they're there, you know, if they're there to see someone that they just know from like, you know, TV or something like that, then it's probably a little bit rougher of a crowd. But yea, when someone says that they don't like the show already, those people feel bad, especially even if they're the biggest fans. Like, they feel bad. They're like, man, this show sucks, we're here.


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[Assistant] I can't believe that that's been able to be executed so perfectly, cause those episodes are, to me, a lot more interesting than the ones at Home Field. You know, the ones in LA, the people already made it to LA. They either just moved here, or even if they're just visiting, it's like they had the...


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[Assistant] They were able to save enough money, to be able to get on a flight, to get there and be there, and, you know what I mean? It already takes a certain amount of, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, life, to be able to get to there. Right. But to get to Plano, if you live 10 minutes down the street and you listen to the podcast and you don't even have a car, you know what I mean, or whatever, these, it's so interesting to see.


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[Assistant] And I pull him out, he does a set, it's his first set ever. Went pretty decent.


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[Assistant] But, uh, but then we start talking, and it turns out that this fucking guy can do anything. This little like dweeb is like super Bruce Lee, goes to the World Invitational. I had him, he did the bottle cap challenge live on this show.


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[Assistant] Go weird on that show. It usually means there's an opposite about to happen right around the corner.


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[Assistant] It's always been both Red Band and I, uh, no matter what. We started bringing Jeremiah just a couple...


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[Assistant] He's right there with like, I don't know, all the best drummers.


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[Assistant] Yep, I'm still working on it. I'm gonna debut it one day and no one's gonna know it's me. Secret rapper. Heck yeah. It's my, it's my, it's my super goal.


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[Assistant] I'm obsessed with music. It's all I fucking do. Everything. Every single thing. I know a lot of people say that, but I truly, it's just a balance. I'll go from, I mean, not that, not that much country at all.


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[Assistant] But then again, there's fucking Johnny Cash and all these, you know, there's so many, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I really go through, uhm, I used to go off, I mean...


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[Assistant] I just sort of do it organically, really. I'll just scan through whether it's a radio station or someone's playlist or this or that. But, uh,


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[Assistant] But it's all day, all night, every, everything that I'm writing always, when I, again, when I take it in to work on it, always headphones. And when I'm on writing jobs, always headphones. And when I started,


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[Assistant] Uh, writing on shows, it wasn't even, that wasn't even a thing that people did. Like I felt like I was being rebellious. By being really into music? By, yeah. When everybody would go write, maybe they'd write with a partner, this and that. I'd throw on headphones and just get to it.


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[Assistant] And, you know, when we would send it in and everyone would read, you know, the magic was there.


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[Assistant] You know what inspired me though? You know what made me want to start doing, uh, start, start actually putting together, uh, goofing around writing raps was, uh, that bad, bad, is it bad baby? Bad baby. Bad babies.


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[Assistant] Anyway, so I ended up going down this rabbit hole when her album came out, and I listened to it, and, I mean, it's a-


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[Assistant] I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Like maybe it was just my speakers in my car. I mean, I couldn't believe it. What she was able to do.


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[Assistant] That's exactly what I'm talking about. It's crazy. It's so well produced that even with that stuff going on around it and what she's talking about and everything, I thought it was so just different and cool.


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[Assistant] It's crazy who takes off and who doesn't. I mean, I like to think, I'm surprised, I don't know if she, my thing is like, it's sort of like what I like with my stand up, right? Like it's, it's gotta feel a little bit dangerous.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's sexual, but I like a little bit of danger. I always like the fact that Cardi is sort of bragging about being a stripper, you know, an ex-stripper, whatever, like it's, I,


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[Assistant] I like, uh, what is it, Teyana? Teyana Taylor? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. I saw, I saw one of her, uh. Most recent.


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[Assistant] We had a, we had an actual prostitute get pulled out of the bucket on, uh, on Keltoni on Monday. And she was honest about it. It was her opener, it was her closer, she talked about it the whole time. Holy shit. I interviewed the hell out of her.


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[Assistant] So interesting, man. I gotta see that. Yeah. Which episode was that? This is the most recent one. It was, uh, Ian Edwards was the guest. Okay.


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[Assistant] I mean yeaah, I asked her, I asked her what the most amount of guys she had ever been with in a day. She said five.


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[Assistant] She said that only three of them were work things that she like had to hook up with two guys in between just to like cleanse her palette from hooking up with nasty dudes. Sometimes she needed to be like reminded that she's loved and like beautiful or whatever by someone that's just fucking her without paying her. Wow.


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[Assistant] So it's almost like the ginger in between sushi bites, like bad sushi, like, oh I don't like that, and then try another one.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. Those are the types of problems. Like, it's like, what? How are you in that business if that's...


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[Assistant] That's unbelievable, man. What a crazy business. Yeah. I just saw a guy today and, uh, on a wrestling, uh, on a wrestling site about how they're, and it's like breaking. I mean, we've never even seen this guy before. Do you see the thing today? There's a guy seven foot two.


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[Assistant] He's basically, you know, just this new, he's gonna be a freak. Like it's, he's gonna, no matter what he does, unless his knees literally explode up from underneath him.


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[Assistant] There's nothing that can stop his trajectory in the pro wrestling world. And they work around that in pro wrestling and porn, I guess they work around it probably there too. These people have not being able to speak sometimes.


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[Assistant] No man, that's crazy because that's a whole different element.


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[Assistant] Sometimes we have some of the literally greatest comedians on the planet.


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[Assistant] We have all of them. All my favorite comedians are rotating in and out of that thing. And...


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[Assistant] To be able to get anything at all that entertained anyone is a miracle because they're used to literally always seeing just black belt


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[Assistant] You know, comedians. If we don't have a full-time comedian on, then it's a very special, you know, treat. It's like a, it's someone that we wanted to have, you know.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, so what you did was great, and my point is that sometimes we have people that perform in front of live audiences every single night, and they freeze up.


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[Assistant] It's pretty crazy because I feel like if I started to reflect too much,


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[Assistant] On anything and when I do have to watch or listen for something every once in a while, uh,


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[Assistant] Because I'm always looking at the future and keeping it refillable. One thing I'll say is that I'm surprised that I've said these things and don't remember them because I do take some pride in not repeating jokes on this show. Unless I like acknowledge it, like I always say that with people that look like, you know what I mean.


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[Assistant] You know, if it's, if it's perfect for the person in the moment, I'll fire it off. But I try to not do repeats and you've reminded me of three things that I didn't even know existed. And, uh, I'm like, maybe I just think I don't repeat myself. Maybe I just don't remember. I don't know. It's fun.