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[Assistant] And, you know, it just, it goes to show you, like Jason said. Man, when you start seeing them O's, and you start seeing them games chop down, and for the first time in your life, you'd have been in the gym every single day around your teammates, and now you talk about 80 games, 60 games. You think Marantz can be suspended for the whole year?


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[Assistant] If you give them that, I guarantee ain't nobody else going to tread. They ain't treading down that way.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't, I don't think, so here's a, I'll explain this to somebody.


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[Assistant] It was alive. So, so basically all these young kids go live and they do it or whatever the case may be.


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[Assistant] But John Moran wasn't the guy doing the live, it was his dude. And what good is being John Moran's guy if people don't know it's John Moran's guy. So you wanna get clapped from stuff like that. So they put stuff on the internet so people know, ayy, ain't you that dude that be


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[Assistant] You gotta be able to get something out of it, right? So, you know, he put it up and it was just like, yo, that's, now we all looking crazy.


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[Assistant] So it's like he's doing it all on skill. That's true. Like it ain't like he can't jump no more or he can't run past nobody.


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[Assistant] They got him on that one. Yea, they did. And that was late for it too.


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[Assistant] Chris is like, I be doing, I do a lot, like, I be doing extra. And he actually, I give Chris Paul credit. He said, I do, I do so much to be on Soul Guy so much that I'm petrified about not winning the championship.


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[Assistant] Because like, I mean, I won't have nothing to show for it. And so it's like, look, eh, it's between him, if it was between Chris Paul and Kyrie, who you take? With the Lakers.


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[Assistant] I hope they just absolutely suck. Basketball-wise, that's the only way they're beating them. That's the only way they beat Denver.


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[Assistant] My analogy is this. We've all seen rocket conversations, right? We've all seen meteors. In the days, there's a huge comet coming to hit the planet. How do we save the planet, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, you can sit here on earth and be like, mmm, I'll tell you why blowing this up with nuclear weapons don't work, right? I can tell you why we shouldn't just move it out the way and try to use thrusters or something, right? But the answer is not sitting there, not trying.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not there. If you, if you, if you are all-time great, no one likes you. No one like Kareem. No one like Kobe. Yeah, but that's not true.


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[Assistant] If you are on the opposite side of LeBron, like if you Deion Waiters, sorry, he don't like you.


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[Assistant] No. So like nobody like, like if you that good, you're going to demand stuff that people aren't going to naturally want to do. Like Kobe said, notoriously said, all right, I was Allen Iverson said he was hanging out with Kobe and Allen Iverson said I'm going to the club every night, but I was good enough to come back and hit you for 40.


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[Assistant] Kobe was addicted to the process. He said he'd get up at four o'clock, work till six o'clock, go have breakfast, take two hours off, go back and train some more. Another hour and a half, get some treatment, go get some food, come watch film for an hour. Mike, what he got?


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[Assistant] Gotta give it to him, you got, you, ay, I'ma tell you this, brother, you got the realest podcast I done heard, like, it feel like I be on my back porch, like, and people be, the OGs is talking, he be, you be, you be kicking it real, like, I be like, I don't know how they let him get away with that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm trying, I'm having a very difficult time figuring out where Joker is at. Uhm, Jokic obviously had an opportunity to become a three-time MVP. He won a championship last night. Uhm, you know, his legacy seems to be all over the place. But one thing I keep coming back to is, do you think he would be perceived differently if he was black?


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[Assistant] Black, basketball being an NBA sport where it's predominantly African American, if, if you reversed it in, in Joker was African American and he was doing what he was doing now, do you think he'd be perceived as at a higher level or you think it would be the same?


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[Assistant] You know, Gilbert, uhm, we've been through this a couple of times. I get frustrated sometimes because the fans in smaller markets, they don't learn from their mistakes in the past.


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[Assistant] You know, I tell people like, you know, these young kids, you know, they're coming to the league and they got money.


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[Assistant] They want to be in certain cities. They want to move a certain type way. And we are like, oh, they're not looking. You know, we're like, come on. Nah, that's, we had LeBron, we had Kyrie.


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[Assistant] I can't even say Carlos Boozer. He was like, I've been signed, but he rolled out.


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[Assistant] So my thing is, when you look at Donovan Mitchell, and you got two years left, and he, he's sitting there talking to Jason Tatum after the game, hugging him, and I say, yo, these guys, he wants to tell you, I feel like I'm in that upper S line.


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[Assistant] Do you believe that the Cavs would legitimately, if they don't win the championship or go to the finals, have a legitimate shot at keeping a guy like Donovan Mitchell even though he's from New York?


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[Assistant] I'm actually, this is the final question we get out of here. I think sometimes people be underestimating how good NBA players are and they just naturally be like, oh, that guy's garbage.


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[Assistant] Who is the best garbage player you ever played against? Like some, like, like, like somebody who people, the public thinks is garbage, but it was unreal. And you were like, you don't know how good this guy was.


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[Assistant] And now, it's the beginning of October. The autumn is in its most beautiful bloom right in this moment.


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[Assistant] I always feel like the autumn brings a new feeling of some sort. Like a new beginning. And this time it feels like that more than ever. I am so grateful to be back again.


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[Assistant] So, this summer was a bit special. It feels like I've been away for three months. But I have been here all the time. It's just that my focus have been somewhere else.


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[Assistant] Since early July, my one and only focus have been on finishing all the last work with our new webshop, so that we could launch it now in September.


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[Assistant] Me and my team has been working and planning on this webshop for almost two years. Now we only have the last parts left to do. To fill the webshop with our creations. With our jewelry designs and my paintings and my photo prints and all the other things that a website needs.


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[Assistant] The very first thing I did in July was to move my whole painting studio from the old beautiful little cottage in our homestead back into two of the rooms in our old house.


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[Assistant] And now you might wonder, why did I do that? Simply because the old cottage needs huge renovations. It's leaking in too much cold air in the winters, which makes it really hard for me to work in there when it's cold outside. And also, I needed more space. So this was a perfect solution for now.


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[Assistant] I got a lot of help from my family to fix everything with the new studio.


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[Assistant] Philip, fixing furnitures. FFF.


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[Assistant] After a week everything was done and I suddenly had this beautiful studio with much more space and a place that will be warm even in the coldest winter. Something I haven't had for over two years. It felt like a dream coming true.


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[Assistant] The same day as my studio was ready, I began to work with all my finished paintings to make them ready for hopefully moving to a new home in the near future.


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[Assistant] If you're not an artist, you might think that the painting is ready when you've finished painting it. But no, actually many times it takes me more time to fix with everything afterwards than it actually takes for me to paint it.


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[Assistant] Signing the paintings, varnishing them a couple of times and then build frames and frame them.


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[Assistant] Each and every painting also needs a certificate of authenticity.


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[Assistant] And after that, it's time to take stylish photos of the paintings, which is always something I struggle with. Doing that kind of product photography is not my thing.


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[Assistant] It took me three weeks of work to get the paintings ready. And then it was August.


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[Assistant] The next step for me was to work with the product photography for our whole jewelry collection. I needed to focus fully, so I went to our cabin in the mountains for two weeks.


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[Assistant] I was outside from sunrise to sunset every day, taking photos in different beautiful places.


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[Assistant] I spent many days by this river. I loved the colors of the stones and the flowing water, and it gave the right feeling to the photos.


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[Assistant] And I almost feel like I don't remember so much of these two weeks, because I was so focused. I put my whole heart and soul into the photos of the jewelry. It became my whole world to make these photos live up to the designs and the love that we put into this collection for the past two years.


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[Assistant] And when I was done with the product photography, it was time to take photos when I was wearing the jewelry.


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[Assistant] And that was a whole other adventure. Many times I wished I would have asked another photographer for help. Being the model and the photographer at the same time was a bit tricky.


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[Assistant] I can't feel my hands. This is the really hard part about taking jule photography outside when it's so cold because my hands get all swollen, like all red, like big sausages. And I'm supposed to take photos of rings on my fingers and it doesn't look good at all.


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[Assistant] On rainy days I continued with the photography from inside our cabin. I tried my best to make the photos look as professional as I could and I think it's kind of fun to show the behind the scenes of work like this.


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[Assistant] I love to think about that a lot of the jewelry photos on our website are actually taken from here, in our cozy little cabin in the mountains.


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[Assistant] Things doesn't always have to be so perfect or professional, cause you can make a lot from a little.


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[Assistant] Taking the photos is only half of the job. Editing them and making them good for the website takes just as long time. So that's why it took me about a month to get this work done. Even though I stared into a camera lens or into a computer screen for most of the time, I really enjoyed all the evenings by the wild rivers.


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[Assistant] I felt how it boosted me with healing energy from nature in the middle of all the work. And the early foggy mornings took my breath away every time.


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[Assistant] So now you got a little glimpse into where my focus have been this summer.


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[Assistant] I'm a person who has a very hard time to focus on many things at the same time. If I can, I want to put 100% of my focus on one project only. Otherwise, I easily get stressed and feel disconnected to what I'm doing.


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[Assistant] I can't put my heart and soul into many things at the same time. I want to give all my focus and energy into one thing at a time in order to do my very best.


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[Assistant] So, that's what I did. I had to prioritize and put aside my work with filmmaking and social media for a while. Even though I really wanted to make videos and be here with you as well. But, sometimes you gotta focus and get shit done.


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[Assistant] Even if this summer mostly was focused around work, we still took any chance we could to do the best out of it.


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[Assistant] It really was a beautiful summer and there were many magical moments that I'm so grateful for.


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[Assistant] The garden that we worked so hard with in the spring really gave us so much joy and a great harvest during the whole summer. Since June, we have been eating fresh salad and vegetables from our garden every day.


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[Assistant] And I also collected some herbs that will be great for tea and medicine during the winter.


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[Assistant] And one of the best things I know is to pick berries with my grand uncle, Tage.


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[Assistant] It's just always a special feeling in the air, which reminds me of childhood memories.


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[Assistant] Another thing that happened this summer is that I celebrated 10 years living here in Grunchan. I moved here in August 2010. It's hard to understand that it's been 10 years since then, but at the same time I feel like I've been living here my whole life.


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[Assistant] The same week as I moved here in 2010, I took a photo of myself sitting on the stairs by the house where I lived.


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[Assistant] So, I took a similar photo of myself now in August, exactly 10 years apart. And I actually still had the same clothes as I had back then, and the same coffee cup, which I got from my grandmother.


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[Assistant] And since I got my dog Nanook by the same time as I moved here, he now turned 10 years old this summer. He was born on August 21st in 2010.


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[Assistant] He has been my best friend for 10 years now and I just can't imagine how my life would have been without him.


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[Assistant] So, it's really been a wonderful summer. So many good things has been happening. And now, in the end of September, we finally launched our new website and webshop.


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[Assistant] It was a huge happening for us, and me and my team, which is my family, launched it on a Saturday evening two weeks ago, so we all met up to celebrate with some champagne.


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[Assistant] Even though the site crashed after only six minutes because of too much traffic, we were so happy and excited. It felt like a relief that this never-ending project finally were done.


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[Assistant] After the launch, I spent a week helping Johan with all the jewelry orders. It felt so unreal to finally be up and running with our jewelry again. We had been dreaming about this moment for so long. It's Sunday today. It's the day after the launch.


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[Assistant] And of course, now we had a lot of work to do in another way. It was long days and nights in the smithy, but the feeling of finally being able to do what we worked so hard for gave us lots of energy.


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[Assistant] But we got lots of help from all of the team, who was working and helping out in different ways.


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[Assistant] Wow, it's really all over the world. Yes. It's so fun. Beverly Hills.


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[Assistant] I just really love the contrast of having our little business in this old barn in the middle of the woods and sending our jewelry to the whole world. It's hard to take in.


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[Assistant] Just as I can sit here right now in my little studio making a video and you, maybe from the other side of the world, can watch it. It's just amazing.


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[Assistant] I'm really thankful for the technology today that makes it possible for me to live like this, but still have a door open to the rest of the world.


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[Assistant] So, here we are now, it's the third of October today, and


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[Assistant] I'm just so happy to finally sit here again, talking with you guys, making a video again and, you know, just doing what I love.


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[Assistant] In a cage of work for so long and now I'm free again.


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[Assistant] So it's really been an intense summer, uh, but I know it's been for a lot of you in different ways, uhm, but we made it here.


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[Assistant] And I just feel so excited to be back. I really miss this so, so much. I guess the good thing about being away from your daily life for a while, to be away from the things you usually do,


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[Assistant] Is that you really get to feel if you're doing what you love. If you miss it or not.


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[Assistant] And I've been missing this so, so much. It's been, I've been desperate in a way, cause I've had so many things I wanted to share with you during this summer. I had so many video ideas, uh,


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[Assistant] I've had so much inspiration lately, uh, but I've had to, you know, lock it down a little bit so that I could focus on the other things.


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[Assistant] Done a video in a long time. Usually people still wait and still, you know, hope for a new video and...


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[Assistant] I think I talk for a lot of YouTube creators out there that it's, it means so much when the people that follow your work still are waiting for you even though you might have times when you maybe are uninspired and you can't create or you have a lot of things to do so you can't create, you know, it's a,


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[Assistant] It can be a big stress to think about that you're gonna lose all the people that you have gained during the years.


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[Assistant] At least I felt a lot like that back in time when my channels weren't this big and everything felt a little bit more unstable.


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[Assistant] And sometimes when I hadn't done anything creative in a while, I had this fear that I would...


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[Assistant] Lose the beautiful people and the community that I had put so much time and effort into building up.


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[Assistant] Uh, because, you know, how social media is today. You, you, a lot of people feel that I have to, you know, update all the time to, to keep it going. Uh, but I really, I really don't like that. I, I'm, I really appreciate so much that you are still here and that I have the freedom to


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[Assistant] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I don't know how to thank you enough, but


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[Assistant] I don't know what to say because it feels so unreal, really, because...


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[Assistant] It's just hard to, yeah, it's just hard to grasp. I can't believe how so many people have come to this channel.


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[Assistant] So again, I'm so thankful and so speechless, because like now, out of all the things you can do in the world right now, out of all the things you can spend your time on,


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[Assistant] You choose to be here, right now, watching this and listening to me and, and watch my videos.


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[Assistant] I'm really thankful for that, you know? It's you who inspire me to keep sharing and keep doing what I love and I'm so deeply thankful for that. I also want to give a big thanks to all my subscribers on Patreon because


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[Assistant] They have all been a big part of this journey I started with filmmaking two years ago. They really helped me to...


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[Assistant] To change my path, uh, to, to leave the...


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[Assistant] I felt so bad in that world. I didn't want to be there. So thanks to all my subscribers on Patreon, I was actually able to...


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[Assistant] I'm really thankful for that. I feel like I'm holding a speech to give thanks to everyone, but yeah, I guess that's what I'm doing, because I'm so grateful for everything.


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[Assistant] And today the sun is shining and I haven't seen a glimpse of the sun for like over a week because it's been so foggy and cloudy and really heavy weather, you know.


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[Assistant] I just really wanna take in every second of this now, because...


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[Assistant] You know, the winter can come any day now. In October, usually the autumn is over, you know.


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[Assistant] After just one windy day, probably all the leaves will be gone from the trees. Because right now it's really beautiful with all the colors. And usually in October the first snow often comes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it's very different from year to year, but at least I know that very soon I won't be able to sit outside like this in over a half a year.


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[Assistant] But I really enjoy the winters as well. I can't wait to make a new ice singing video for you this year. I really hope to record some beautiful ice sounds again.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, a lot of things. I'm so excited. So now this Saturday I'm gonna first go home and pick up Nanook. And I'm gonna take him to the woods and I'm gonna pick some more lingonberries.


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[Assistant] Because it's really the last time now to pick the lingonberries before the frost comes. I have picked lingonberries already, but not enough. Lingonberries are so good for your health. And I really love to make lingonberry juice out of them and just drink as it is with no sugar or anything. It's really really good. So I think that will be a great way to


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[Assistant] To do the best I can out of this beautiful sunny day. Uhm, and then tonight I'm gonna continue editing this video, so...


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[Assistant] I will be able to upload it on Monday. It's so crazy that there is still mosquitoes outside. I mean, it's October, but


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[Assistant] I don't know if you have seen them, but they are swirling around. Oh, actually.


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[Assistant] You know what? I have my very own mosquito spray. I've had it with me in my camera bag for many weeks now. Look. Jonah's mosquito spray.


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[Assistant] So I got this mosquito spray from Tonja and she is the one who translates all my videos into German.


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[Assistant] She's such a wonderful person. I've got a beautiful, beautiful package from her with some things that she had made herself and she made this mosquito spray for me. It's made out of essential oils and it just smells wonderful and it actually works really good.


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[Assistant] Take care everyone. I see you soon again. Muah! I send you so much love and the biggest hug. Bye bye!


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[Assistant] Okay. Yeah, and I won't tell you the category. I'll tell you the category when we get to it later in the show. Alright, very good. Is that something all the kids are doing? Who's that Pokemon? So they run it.


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[Assistant] Before every commercial break on like Saturday morning cartoons. They do! I took the inspiration.


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[Assistant] So I'm seeing a lot of, I got some Thundercats, we got a lot of Ninja Turtles, we're getting some Jimmy Neutrons, some Ducktales. Oh, oh wow. Uh, let's see what else do we have here. Uh, Hercules? I didn't know Hercules had a cartoon. The Flintstones. I don't remember that either. The classic Ed Edd n Eddy. Scooby Doo.


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[Assistant] One here from my generation, uh, Recess. Recess was great. Recess? It was on, I believe it was on Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon had my favorite, Danny Phantom. I don't...


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[Assistant] Before we get to Guardians, my dad fought through hell and high water to make sure I had a Wii when I was a kid. Shout out to my dad. We waited in lines, we waited for months to find one. It was impossible.


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[Assistant] And then I want to remind you guys that we're all going down to the USFL game tomorrow to watch Boogie and the Pittsburgh Maulers play. And you can join us for just $10. You can get great seats and you can get all of those at USFL.com. They got free shirts, rally tiles. Come celebrate pro football down in Akron. I wonder if the people, if people are like, yeah, but it's Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] Let me do the read real quick because I can just remind everybody real fast that you can see your favorite golf legends play in the Collie Company's championship July 12th through July 16th at the famous Firestone Country Club.


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[Assistant] Fun family-friendly events all week long featuring a new fan-zone experience.


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[Assistant] Free attendance for kids and concerts every night. There's something for everyone. Learn more at Collegolf.com.


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[Assistant] Like he was drafted my sophomore year of college. And I've been out of college now for five.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and before we get into the game though, I want to remind everybody real quick that you can see your favorite golf legends play in the Colleague Companies Championship July 12th through July 16th at the famous Firestone Country Club.


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[Assistant] Fun, family-friendly events all week long featuring a new fan zone experience, free attendance for kids, and concerts every single night. There's something for everyone. Learn more at Colleagulf.com.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so let me explain the rules to you guys really quick. I'm gonna give you four pieces of information and you have to guess the player. You are a collective team out there. Okay. What sport? We're doing running backs today. Oh, running. These are all active running backs. If you can't get it with the four pieces of information I give you, I have two extra hints that I can give you guys. Okay. You ready? Yep. All right. So our first player.


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[Assistant] He has 4,726 yards. He's got 38 touchdowns. He's in the NFC and he's a two-time Pro Bowler.


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[Assistant] Alright, well our next contestant has 6341 yards, 48 touchdowns. He's in the AFC and he's a four time Pro Bowler.


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[Assistant] We might get a special guest on overtime today, we'll see. Alright, next one. Alright, next one guys. This person has 3841 yards, 33 touchdowns, is also in the AFC and is a one-time Pro Bowler.


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[Assistant] Alright, our next player, he has 4,740 yards, 40 touchdowns, is once again in the AFC, and is a two-time Pro Bowler.


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[Assistant] I'm ready. Yeah. Alright, so this person has 8,262 yards. Oh wow. 68 touchdowns.


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[Assistant] In the NFC, in a three-time Pro Bowler. Is that Kamara?


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[Assistant] What's next? Alright guys, we're gonna go through these next ones a little bit faster, but this person has 3,609 yards, 26 touchdowns, is in the NFC, but has never been to a Pro Bowl.


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[Assistant] So you guys have three wrong. Alright. And then we'll see if you can get seven right. You're six and three. Last one. Alright. 3,727 yards. 34 touchdowns. Plays in the AFC and has zero hurl bowl appearances.


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[Assistant] Good job, NFL. According to Wikipedia, he had no Pro Bowls when I put this together yesterday. Wow. Hold up. That is- Hold up.


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[Assistant] Do you guys think we're done making moves in the offseason as the Browns, now that Deandre Hopkins seems to be a long shot according to Mary Kay? I'll let you guys go.


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[Assistant] I think there's a lot of technicals to this and lots of impact. Number one.


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[Assistant] I've maintained how long I didn't think he was coming here. So I'm not really surprised by this. If, if Deandre Hopkins really truly wants to come to Cleveland and Deshaun Watson really truly wants him, he's gonna, he's gonna come here.


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[Assistant] But I, I just don't think that that's aligning. I don't care what guys say publicly. I don't care. What are they supposed to say? Yeaah. What's Deshawn supposed to say when he's asked, do you want DeAndre here? Right, of course. Yeaah. Nah, screw him. We don't need, he's not gonna say that.


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[Assistant] So I just don't pay attention to what they say when cameras are rolling. But behind closed doors, the conversations that Deshaun has with Brown's personnel, the conversations that DeAndre is having with his agent, if they really want to align, it will align. Anything short of that, he's not coming here. And from the Brown's perspective,


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[Assistant] You know, we weren't even having this discussion until obviously he was released by the Cardinals and then all of a sudden everyone became obsessed with the Andrew Hopkins coming here. But it's sort of like...


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[Assistant] It's sorta like last year when the, when the suspension went to 11 games and I kept advocating for Jimmy Garoppolo because you're not gonna win anything with Jacoby Brissette and Brissette played better than we thought.


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[Assistant] But the Browns had an eye on the cap and what they could roll over into this year. And I think it's sort of the same thing is,


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[Assistant] They're going to be, as of now, they're going to be in absolute cap hell next year. They're like 30 million over the cap. So every dollar they can roll from this year into next year will help.


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[Assistant] So it feels a little bit like that again. And, and the Browns, I'm sure they do feel comfortable because again, before Deandre became available,


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[Assistant] Everyone here was raving about all the moves that the Browns made in the offseason. Everything looks great and everything's wonderful and they upgraded the receiving corps. All of that is still true. So I do think that they're comfortable with what they have in the room. I do think that they are content with where things stand.


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[Assistant] So I'm not surprised by really any of this, but again, if DeAndre really wants to come here and Deshaun truly does want him, which we're not going to know because it's all about the private conversations, not what they say publicly, I still think something will get done. I just don't think that that's


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[Assistant] I, I, I agree with you. I think on 98% of what you're saying, because I, like, if Hopkins wants to come here and Sean wants him, it's going to happen. Okay, fine. Yeah. Like it is an upgrade, but I just don't think that all those pieces are aligned. So I don't think this is a realistic conversation.


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[Assistant] And I just don't think it's a realistic, and I'm not going to sit here and kill the Browns for it.


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[Assistant] Because I just don't think it's, I don't, I never thought it was very realistic. I just, I've said that from the start. Well, you don't, but, but you brought up the cap, so that makes it seem like, well, the money's a factor here. Well, no, I brought up the cap as, as why, why they would keep one eye on things. And why they, why maybe they aren't gonna, willing to spend 18 million or whatever.


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[Assistant] But again, if DeAndre really wants to come to Cleveland,


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[Assistant] If Deshawn tells Jimmy Haslam, go get me DeAndre Hopkins. He's there. It'll get done.


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[Assistant] We've been saying it! How many times have I told you? Kevin's gonna sit down with Deshawn and they're gonna run through 45 plays. You like this one, great, it's in. You don't like that one, it's out. It was always gonna look totally different. It better look totally different. He had Baker Mayfield and Jacoby Brissett's playbook before. Like, this is going to look different. It has to look different.


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[Assistant] I want to see Deshaun around 70% completion percentage. That's sort of the new elite mark among NFL quarterbacks. It was an insane number to think about a few years ago.


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[Assistant] Now you're consistently seeing three, four, five guys or so around that 70. He did it in 2020 with a bunch of grocery clerks as his receivers. Yep. I want him in that 68 to 70% range and really everything else trickles off of that. So I don't.


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[Assistant] I can't sit here and design the perfect route tree necessarily, but if Deshaun is completing passes, if he's seeing the field, if he's delivering the ball, gee guys, we've been running open for the last couple years. They just had Baker throwing it.


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[Assistant] So if Deshaun, Deshaun returns to that, that right there you see 67% completion percentage, I want it higher than that. 68, 69, 70, somewhere in that range. By the way. Everything else is going to fall into place.


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[Assistant] No. Kirk Cousins was up there, I think. Geno Smith. Oh wow. Go figure.


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[Assistant] So nobody was over 70 last year? Nope. Cause generally, it seems the last few years, there's been two or three quarterbacks in that 70% range. I mean, he was close. So in 20, uh, no. Generally about, cause I always look at this like week eight, week nine.


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[Assistant] There's like eight, seven, eight, nine guys over 70%. And you're like, Oh my God, this is incredible. And then by the end of the year, it's usually down to two or three.


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[Assistant] Anywhere in that 68 to 70 range, that's where he needs to be. And he can get there. If Elijah Moore is tearing the top out of the defense, I think there is a place for Cedric Tillman. We've talked about it. I know he's a third rounder. I know you have no idea what you're getting out of that.


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[Assistant] The Browns seem to like him better than the other receiver out of Tennessee, even if they had their pick of both. Uh, I, I don't know that he's so much a yack guy that you were talking about earlier. I think he is a catch and that's where it's gonna, that's where, but still.


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[Assistant] Guys who can freelance in this offense, guys who can when a play breaks down.


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[Assistant] Who can come back to the ball? Who can get themselves open? I think that's a big key this year. Deshaun wants to make something happen, move out of the pocket, keep a play alive. Well, he's got to have a receiver who can sort of dance with him and knows the steps. So, but it all starts with, with Deshaun and how he's seen the field, where he's going with it, and if he's completely passed.


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[Assistant] At OTA's last week. Yeah. Chunk plays and driving the ball down the field is a big focus and a big emphasis on this, on this season, which it has, it's another, it's sort of a no-brainer. I mean, it's good. He's saying it, whatever, but it's sort of a, well, yeah, it better be like, that's the whole reason that you're putting this together the way that it is.


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[Assistant] If he's down around 62, that's a huge problem. Nope. It's a problem. Yep. Go ahead, Mikey.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think so. Yeaah, for at least one more year. I think David Bell's on this team.


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[Assistant] I don't think he's definitely... I got laughed off the set when I said he was not making this team.


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[Assistant] I joked, I said it was high pressure kicks. If we could call time out.


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[Assistant] During Brown's games, home games. Yeah. Move everyone to Brea. Yeah. Put him on the practice field. Right. He'd make every kick. Every kick. He was 5 of 6. The miss he had was really bad. But the 5 makes were right down the middle. So.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, again, I spend most of the time watching Deshaun, yet I did notice the Kade thing. Otherwise, there's not really a whole lot to it.


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[Assistant] Alright. Uh, no, actually I won't, no. I was gonna say next time I'm out there, I'll keep stats of formations and... That's asking a lot from me. That is asking a lot from me.


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[Assistant] Well, Schwartz is, I, I just, it's fun to watch him, Schwartz. Like I just, I enjoy watching him in action because he's, he's on the field. Like I think we talked about that before. He's standing not on, not on 11 on 11, but on 7 on 7. He's standing next to the center. So in, in facing the defense. Right. So he can see guys as they're moving around and see who's going where.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I hate to let you guys down. I don't have any great nigg. Is he getting on guys? Oh yeah. Like card?


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[Assistant] He was talking last week about why he cut his hair. It was funny. He said he didn't have time anymore to take care of it. But he does still have a very much a player's mentality. That's good.


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[Assistant] I did not see him, that doesn't mean he wasn't there, but I did not see him yesterday.


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[Assistant] They made it through the storms. Yeaah. I mean if they do well this year, I would imagine he would get another four year extension.


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[Assistant] They're going to go nuts. How many coaches have made it to 10 years? Current coaches with, with the same team. Velichek.


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[Assistant] I've mentioned this a couple of times when we sat with Jimmy and Dee at the owner's meetings last year, not this past couple of months, right after they signed Deshawn.


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[Assistant] And Jimmy told me, you know, when he went to Pittsburgh, they had Kevin Colbert.


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[Assistant] And if they can do it with Deshaun, Kevin, and Andrew Berry, yes, he would be ecstatic. And I've said it before, he doesn't want to keep firing people. He's embarrassed by it. As he should be. And the fact that they did give Hugh an extension coming off Owen a winless season tells you how desperate he is for some sort of stability.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, any, any chance that they have, any reason that they have to hold on to these guys, they're going to.


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[Assistant] And that's why, you know, I, I, when I look at the schedule, I look at it and go, Oh God, this is set up for a bi-week firing of like a, with the difficult team stacked on top of each other and the early buy. I look at this and go, man, this isn't good, but I hope it doesn't come to that.


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[Assistant] Mikey, can you pull up the first couple of weeks? Especially the coach. We talked last year about how critical the Carolina game was and it felt like a massive game one for obvious reasons. This one also feels like a massive game one against Cincinnati because you got the Steelers. That's a Monday night game, right? At Pittsburgh on a Monday night in week two.


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[Assistant] But the Ravens are never easy. That's never an easy game. If you're 1-3 at the bi-week, what happens? You know what I mean? Like I think that they have more time than that, but I just don't, I don't like the setup of that first five weeks. I hate it. It's set up for a really


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[Assistant] That helps. And three or four overall at all. That week one game.


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[Assistant] It feels like, now listen, they beat Carolina. It didn't matter because they just threw up all over their shoes. Yeah, right. In week two. But if you, if you lose to that Bengals team and then you got to go on the road to Pittsburgh on a Monday night, that seems like a really hard turn. On the other hand, if you win, you'll feel good about them.


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[Assistant] There was one dude, I don't, I don't, he wasn't wearing a jersey and he was too far away, I couldn't see who it was. Unbelievable athleticism, 360 dunks, you look like a defensive lineman. I don't, maybe... Well we have, we have the videos. Was it, what's his name, the kid from Ohio State? No.


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[Assistant] It was the, it was the, who was that?


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[Assistant] White men can jump. Big 6-0? Him. He was doing 360s.


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[Assistant] Chuck Taylor Cleats. Luke Herringgody played on the Awful Cavs team back when they were tanking. Oh yeaah. I saw Luke shoot a three from the top of the three point arc.


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[Assistant] That's pretty good. See, they were far, I wasn't, I was standing over at the interview area, which is a long ways away from there. Hayden was up close around the hoop while that was going on, obviously. I was too far away.


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[Assistant] I did an oral history on that team and they just destroyed Iyenga. They said Iyenga.


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[Assistant] I think my, or no, maybe I was 95 Montana.


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[Assistant] No, he's not bigger than that. Stop it. I don't think he's more. I think he's around 385. I bet you 400 pounds. It's all bullshit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he could. I mean, it's all maturity with him. It's all being a professional and if he can grow up a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they have. I mean, you're talking about trying to rely on Conklin to stay healthy for 17 days.


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[Assistant] The calf injury last year, I think that lingered longer than, uh, people realize. I think he was pretty banged up. It's a big year for him. We don't really talk about him because he's a guard, but this could be his last year here. It probably is. And again, it goes back to the 50 million dollar cap hit on the quarterback. You can't carry guards making 30 million.


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[Assistant] Between Nick Chubb and two guards making 30 million, something's gotta give here.


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[Assistant] That's exactly where I was going to go, Mandy, is Josh Bell, and he ate RBIs in his last six games. He does have a home run, a six game hitting streak. It feels like Jimenez is starting to stabilize a little bit, and he's starting to drive in some runs, and it feels like


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[Assistant] This team's never going to lead the league at home runs. They're probably not even going to be middle of the pack at this point.


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[Assistant] But it's starting to feel like at least the lineup might be starting to stabilize. Is that fair?


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[Assistant] Mandy, for an offense that's starved for any sort of production, when you look at small sample size alert, small sample size, establish that, Owen Miller's hitting 300 in Milwaukee, Nolan Jones is hitting, he's only been up for a couple weeks, hitting three-ish, 300 something, couple homeruns, hit a bomb I think last night.


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[Assistant] Is there any fear that they missed with those guys? And I would even take it back to Yanni Diaz and look at what he's flourished onto in Tampa.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and why is it so difficult for this organization to develop hitting?


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[Assistant] But Owen Miller and Nolan Jones, at least, are off to terrific starts in the National League this year.


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[Assistant] I mean he got off to such an unbelievable start last year. We were talking MVP, RBI records, everything else.


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[Assistant] It's not all on him. No, I think that's part of it is there's just not a lot of dudes on base around him. There's no protection behind him. There wasn't that much, you know, but I think he's putting more pressure on himself because everybody else is struggling. So he's feeling it a little bit more as the leader of the team, but he'll get hot eventually.


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[Assistant] Whatever. You're on the road in the finals. Like, play your guys. You can't worry about injuries at this point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't get to see a lot. I was at the Guardian, so I didn't get to see a lot of the, uh, the Denver Miami game, but I'm not terribly surprised. I was, I was shocked Miami one game too, actually, like probably a lot of other people were. I, I think, I thought Denver in five when this started, maybe it goes six now, since Miami stole one early. Denver is clearly the better team.


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[Assistant] That's to take nothing away from Miami and what they've accomplished in this playoff run. It's been really impressive, but Jamal Murray and Jokic is a pretty lethal combination.


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[Assistant] I just look, they got 17 minutes out of Jeff Green. Jeff Green looked like he was cooked five years ago and he's giving you 17 minutes.


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[Assistant] He should have won, he should have won this third MVP. I think this has proven it.


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[Assistant] That's the most amazing thing. It's so weird. When they were here this year, I was at the game, and I don't remember what his line was, but I remember looking down at the end of the game, and it's like you don't even notice them half the time, and you look down, and it was like 36, 18, and 14.


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[Assistant] I mean, would you call it a weakness? I wouldn't say, like you're not, you don't want to switch him onto point guards. Sure. 25 possessions. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I said nuggets in five, I'll stick with five.


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[Assistant] I thought, I thought Miami would steal four, would win four at home, and Denver would close out in five, but I'll stick with ten out of five.


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[Assistant] I'm not G sized, but I'm not small. Lebron's bodyguard picked me up off the ground with one arm.


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[Assistant] He's not with him anymore, but at the time, he had, he had. How big was this guy? I mean, not tall, but yeah, massive. And, and so it's funny. We were in Washington and he just hit some crazy. If you remember the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, yeah, like love to cut Lebron in the corner, falling off. Yeah. And I was trying and we were, we just happened to be, I was going to the work room and he was going to locker room. We just happened to be on the same path and I was trying to stop talking to him.


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[Assistant] Because he had to, he had to go and LeBron kept talking and I'm like, you gotta go. And he's like, no, no, no. We kept talking and his bodyguard like picked me up with one arm and moved me. So, and I told him like, dude,


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[Assistant] Okay, before we read an ad read, to finish my point, Larry Bird, player efficiency rating for his career 23.5, Jokic 27.7. Man.


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[Assistant] Is it because he's still working in the NFL or is it because he's so star?


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[Assistant] What is it with Phoenix? What is it with Phoenix? Robert Sarver with the Sons was an absolute disaster. Yeah. Uh, Bidwell with the Cardinals, the Coyotes owner, there was all kinds of sexual allegations going on.


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[Assistant] There were, there were four first pitches last night. We were on like the fourth. What? Yeah, there was four. Why? I, I don't know. There should be one. Different, different random people were throwing out. I hope there's not four tonight.


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[Assistant] He was, yeah, he was, so it was during summer league and it was me and a bunch of, uh, other NBA writers. And one of the people there had done a story on him before and he was with like three or four


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[Assistant] Phenomenal shape. Yea, the guy is like, he's ripped. And I told him, I'm like, I'm not like hitting on you or anything, but you are in unbelievable shape. Yea. Just, he is. He's ripped. Bullshit, you should be fat. Alright, my


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[Assistant] I couldn't square that with reality.


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[Assistant] And this isn't inside the reactor itself. It's in the office.


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[Assistant] The ground was rumbling and shaking like an aftershock.


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[Assistant] You know, he knows what it takes, so we're super excited to have them, have them there.


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[Assistant] You know, these fans are, you know, I'm out in Arizona training and you know, I didn't walk around with a Brown's hoodie on and.


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[Assistant] I feel like we weren't, the scheme wasn't fit for me to be in the slot.


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[Assistant] Obviously I would still like to get reps outside and do, you know, do both.


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[Assistant] But, you know, I see myself definitely playing inside, playing outside.


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[Assistant] Um, so, you know, I was just felt a little frustrated doing that. And you know, in this new scheme, you'll see how our D line plays so aggressive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, no, I'm okay. First thing obviously took a lot, you know, for me to get back to being okay. Uhm, no, just obviously.


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[Assistant] Makes me realize, you know, stuff that is important was not important, you know, just at the end of the day, no matter how regular.


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[Assistant] Emanuel Forbes actually got drafted out of, you know, out of high school, so I really think he has a good chance of winning it.


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[Assistant] Exactly what I said, like this is a place that, you know, I want to be.


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[Assistant] You know, they support us no matter what, you know, during the season, so why not, you know, bring another event out here?


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[Assistant] Toughest cover? Yea. I didn't have to go against Devontae. Uhm, honestly, probably the toughest cover. I would probably say a guy like Deontae Johnson. Honestly. Really?


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[Assistant] Okay, so, I've, I've, now I've completed the, uhm,


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[Assistant] So you'll see him then, and then he's not supposed to work on Monday for the next like six weeks. Alright, very good.


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[Assistant] You told me that the first time I met you when we spoke about Jim Donovan, and I was like, there's no way.


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[Assistant] Have you seen it in the studio? Have you ever been up there to watch him in the studio while he does it? Yea, I've been in the control room too, and they have gotten, I guess have learned over the years to follow him, but the first time I was in there I was like...


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[Assistant] If I was a director, I'd- If I was director Steve? Yeah. I'd be like, no way.


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[Assistant] You wanna start with the Hall of Fame question? Yeah, we might as well. Alright. Just so y'all know.


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[Assistant] I have numbers galore for y'all today. If you don't like numbers, you're gonna hate me today, I'm just gonna apologize ahead of time.


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[Assistant] Taking biases aside, speaking to you the viewers, if Myles Garrett retired today and never played another down of football in his life,


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[Assistant] He's not a Hall of Famer, are we kidding ourselves? It's not even frankly close. His career ranks as of today.


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[Assistant] 88th all time in sacks. I wouldn't have guessed he was that low. Tied for 191st all time in forced fumbles and tied for 105th in tackles for loss.


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[Assistant] But he is nowhere near a Hall of Famer if he retired. However. However.


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[Assistant] He is one million percent on a Hall of Fame trajectory. Through six seasons, he has 74 and a half career sacks. Only six players ever have had more sacks through six seasons. And do you have the list of those players? Do I have the list? Of course I have the list of players, are you kidding me? It's a who's who of pass rushers. Are you guys ready? Reggie White, 95. One of the greats of all time. Demarcus Ware, with 80.


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[Assistant] T.J. Watt was 77 and a half, Derrick Thomas was 77, Bruce Smith was 76, and J.J. Watt was 76. Those guys are all Hall of Famers or will be. The only players who have ever had more sacks than Miles Garrett through six seasons. Then, you may be asking, well,


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[Assistant] Where the other all-time greats rank through six seasons. Anthony, let's pull up the graphic with the other all-time greats through six seasons and you will see that Myles Garrett is well ahead of most Hall of Fame defense events through six seasons.


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[Assistant] How about Julius Peppers? 56. Michael Strahan, 47. Jason Taylor, 58. The list goes on and on and on. As of today, Miles Garrett not a Hall of Famer. But he is 1 million trillion, gajillion percent on pace to be a Hall of Famer if he continues at this same rate. Or if not even better, which I expect him to be this year for the next couple of seasons.


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[Assistant] Lawrence Dale argued me the best pass rusher of all time. 40s? No, he had 73 and a half. One fewer than Myles Garrett. But still, fewer than Myles Garrett. Uh, Aaron Donald, 72. Cameron Wake, 63. Von Miller, 73 and a half. You look at all the historical pass rushers, like I said, only six players in the history of the NFL had more sacks.


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[Assistant] There was the week three game against Pittsburgh last year, where Myles Garrett had, I believe, two tackles, no sacks, no tackles for loss.


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[Assistant] But like in 94 PFF grade. Yeaah, I remember that. We talked about it on the show. We talked about it on the show, and they won, it was a Thursday night football game. They won the game, so we were ecstatic, and I tweeted at one point, I was like, hey, where's Myles Garrett? And then it kind of blew up, people were like, well he's getting double, triple teamed. He always does, but the greats always do. And that is fair. And PFF, like, I don't know ex-


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[Assistant] As much as I think I'm a genius, like those guys know football and their grades aren't the end all be all of everything. But when he gets a 94 grade, even though he hasn't been, his name hasn't been called and he only has two tackles, I feel like he has to be doing something more than meets the casual eye. And not saying you have a casual eye. No, I do have a casual eye.


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[Assistant] I wonder real quick, I wonder because the Browns rush defense was so bad last year. I wonder that too. If everyone got...


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[Assistant] One on one and if he breaks a tackle he's probably going 45 yards for a touchdown and if he gets tackled it looks genius.


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[Assistant] It's a pitcher who has a 91 mile an hour fastball who has to live off jump.


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[Assistant] Next Saturday. Booking got us 15 tickets, so. A week from tomorrow. We're gonna have a squad down at the USFL game. Very nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't just agree with you Bush. I'm going to take it to the next level.


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[Assistant] This is not only his best chance at having a career season, this is his best chance and probably his last best chance.


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[Assistant] To win Defensive Player of the Year Award, which is something he's mentioned that he is a personal goal of his.


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[Assistant] For a couple of reasons. One, last year he had 16 sacks. It's time for second in the league, despite facing the most double teams of any defensive end in football, according to PFF. So despite being double teamed, and the only priority for opposing offensive lines, he still finished with 16 sacks, second most in the league.


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[Assistant] He also had the highest pass rush win rate at 26.5 last year. Yeah. Facing these double team.


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[Assistant] Well you can't double team him this year every play with the addition of the Darius Smith, Oboe, Tomlinson, Ika who I do think is a better pass rest than he gets credit for, Alex Wright.


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[Assistant] Uh, Isaiah McGuire, with all those additions. And if you do decide to still double-team Miles Garrett, which I'm not gonna blame offensive coordinators for, you're gonna leave Zedarius Smith, or Oboe, or one of those guys against a tight end or a running back in one-on-one coverage, which is essentially suicide for the opposing offense. So,


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[Assistant] He had a 26.5 pass rush win rate last year, based off double teams and beating double teams.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's crazy to think that based on having more single coverages and one-on-one opportunities to get to the quarterback, he can't be in the 30%, which would break PFF's record.


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[Assistant] Facing the most double teams. Without any help from anyone else on the defensive line. David Bryan was second on the team in sacks last year with three.


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[Assistant] I'm not calling it, I wouldn't bet on it, but it also would not shock me if he broke the single season sack record this year. I'm serious, it would not shock me. I don't think, I wouldn't put my name on it, I wouldn't put money on it, but it's 22 and a half. I don't think it's absurd to think he could have-


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[Assistant] Fair. But I don't think it's absurd for him to have 5-6 more sacks with all the other options on this defensive line. And as you alluded to,


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[Assistant] Jim Schwartz is gonna mix and match him around. He's not always gonna be over the right tackle rushing from that left end position.


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[Assistant] I think if we're in this situation next year, we're having different conversations if it doesn't go how we anticipate.


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[Assistant] And one more thing I didn't mention, we all are in agreement, or I think you are, that Watson's gonna be pretty damn good this year. That we think he can get, and I don't wanna- I'm still hopeful, I'm not confident. Fair, and I don't wanna sidetrack this, but if Watson's good, the Browns should be able to score a lot of points this year. That's the hope. And they'll be ahead in a lot of games, unlike last year where they were coming from behind.


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[Assistant] And that leads to more passing opportunities and pass rushing opportunities to juice point for Miles Garrett to get after the quarterback. When a team's running it 12 times in a row, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Hopefully a little dissension, we're not all in agreement here. What's more likely this year? Miles Garrett breaks the sack record, or doesn't lead the Browns in sacks? Oh, he'll lead the Browns in sacks.


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[Assistant] Oh no no no no, or someone else will lead the Browns in sacks. So either Miles Garrett breaks the sack record, or someone not named Miles Garrett leads the Browns in sacks. Sorry, sorry, yes.


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[Assistant] He's one of the only players where the stills might be equivalent to the actual video. It's unbelievable! His body is about to...


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[Assistant] And, Von Miller's another guy who was similar, he's not as big but similar bend, both recruited and coached by the same guy at A&M. Wow. Terry Price might be doing something right there.


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[Assistant] No, no, did you ask about the Hall of Fame or best chance to win? Defensive Player of the Year. Oh, okay, then that's Defensive Player of the Year.


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[Assistant] Can we put a poll? Ask who's a Hall of Famer right now. Just, just curious. Do a, do a two minute poll. Earl's on it? Earl, thank you. And while Earl does that.


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[Assistant] How I know Anthony's learning from me? How's that? Cause he forgot to say Lorraine County Community College, and I did that for the first two weeks of this read. Lorraine County Community, there is a third C, LCCC disrespecting Jason Lloyd like that Anthony.


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[Assistant] One thing with those kind of shows, and Jay you're right, it isn't, to be in a one-on-one debate setting like that,


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[Assistant] Especially in a two hour show with millions and millions of viewers. You have to be a...


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[Assistant] One percenter, a type A alpha dog, and you better be ready to back up whatever you say. Cause there's no shield. There's no shield. And skips, say what you want about skip, like him or hate him. Mount Rushmore of that.


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[Assistant] Shannon Sharp might be on the Mount Rushmore. Like, so, three of the all-time greats at doing what they do? Correct.


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[Assistant] And when you have those guys, you're gonna butt heads. And I do think-


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[Assistant] That's what I was, that's what I was gonna say. I wonder if it's because Stephen A didn't have the...


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[Assistant] It doesn't mean you can't be good. I agree, but there's another level to, and gee, I'm sure you've done it in football.


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[Assistant] I could look at, I played football one year of my life. Pee-wee, second grade, I hated it, I played left tackle, I got pancaked every play, it was the most terrible decision, the coach was an idiot, I don't know, I was 42 pounds, whatever.


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[Assistant] I will never understand the intricacies of offensive line, as well as someone who played. I could study, I could watch, I could tell you what I think's important. You can tell me basketball principles.


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[Assistant] But I cannot tell you to the level of GCAN or someone higher.


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[Assistant] Hand placement, if this guy takes a feint step left and he's gonna come right, why that throws off, I could study.


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[Assistant] And it was wrong. And he thought it was wrong the first time because he goes, there's no way someone would coach him up like this. But they did. And that is, and it turned out to be a catastrophe and that's why it happened and that coach is no longer here.


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[Assistant] Anthony, last point and then get a read in here, but to Skip and Shannon, if you guys ever want to come on the show to discuss.


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[Assistant] Ooh, that'd be great. Wait, he did retire? No, no, I'm saying he should. He already does his podcast. He does all the media stuff. I know he's player option for 30 million, so he won't get that much to do it, but...


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[Assistant] Draymond Green is out of his mind and he will say anything to anyone and will not hold back.


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[Assistant] Draymond Green is the next Shannon Sharp, and I think him versus Skip doing it out because they have already kind of jousted on Twitter.


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[Assistant] That breaks the bank. You can put it on pay-per-view. I'd pay $99.99 to watch those two debates. And the topics have to be, was Tim Tebow a good quarterback?


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[Assistant] Is LeBron, is LeBron cooked? It has to be just run, run the classics. Yea. I don't care. Jay, you have to be a part of it if they do. Nah, I'll watch it. First take, last take, I think you called it. Anthony, it is uh, 12-12, which means we've been in the lunch hour for 12 minutes now. I forgot to tell us who it's by. Yea, who's, yea. Who sponsors the lunch hour.


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[Assistant] I got a question for you. This is what I don't understand sometimes. We don't question Tito 99 out of 100 times and he has earned the benefit of the doubt for us not to question him.


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[Assistant] He pitched class A on Tuesday night when the Guardians were down 3. Right. He then pitched him Wednesday night when they were up 4.


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[Assistant] I'm asking the same question. That is what I do not understand and not have, listen, the bullpen we talked about last year was the strength of this team. Yep.


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[Assistant] And bullpen year to year is the most very of any portion of a baseball team. Some years it's great, some years it's not. This year it has not been good for the guardians.


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[Assistant] But to use your ace, and I know Clasay has not been the same Clasay he was last year, but to use him, down 3 and then up 4.


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[Assistant] This series means more than the Baltimore series does, and it meant more than the St. Louis series does. The problem is, you won't continue to admit that. He won't. I know, and he earned...


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[Assistant] They all come the same, but the fact of the matter is fans know these games are different. It was a bad decision. Like straight up Tito, it was a bad decision and very rarely can we say objectively that was a mistake by Tito. That was a mistake by Tito. I agree and I think it has.


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[Assistant] Speaking of bats, the Guardians have scored 5 plus runs in 4 straight games now. Do you know the last time they've done that?


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[Assistant] Mid-July last year. Almost an entire calendar year.


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[Assistant] 148 games. Today it scored 5 plus runs in 4 games. Yeaah. And when you don't have power like that, you have to be able to close games. The Guardians are 2 and 9 in tie ball games heading into the ninth game this year. And that's where they, that was their bread and butter. Everything broke in their favor last year. It's gone the opposite this year. I'm with you. You gotta trade Bieber at this point.


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[Assistant] So what does this look like in practical terms? So if this panel becomes picked up by teams or leagues or whatever, what does that look like from the outside perspective looking in on what you guys can do to help?


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[Assistant] It's 660 by the way. What is it? The minimum salary slated to race to 750 in 2023.


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[Assistant] With ten assists and ten rebounds and a half of basketball. He had a triple double, he didn't look at his numbers.


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[Assistant] But we, we thought about it yesterday. Before last night.


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[Assistant] The Nuggets were 6-0 against Miami over the last three seasons.


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[Assistant] The average margin of victory is 13 points. It is a terrible matchup for Miami. Terrible. This does not include last night's win. Bam Adebayo is a really, really good defender.


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[Assistant] And Bam out of bio is 6 foot 9, 235 pounds of pure muscle. The dude's body fat's like 2 percent.


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[Assistant] He looks like a midget compared to Nicola Jokic. That's how good Joker is. And you mentioned Aaron Gordon. Small person, little person. Small person dwarf, I apologize. By the way,


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[Assistant] It's not even close. Man, did they miss that? But to G's point...


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[Assistant] Of Michael Porter Jr. coming out of the woodworks. Uh, Aaron Gordon coming out of the woodworks. That happens because Jokic demands ten eyes when he's on the court.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter if you're two people off the ball, if you're in help side one person off the ball, no matter where he has the ball in the court, all ten eyes of Miami's defense are looking at him. And that leads to backdoor cuts galore.


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[Assistant] And that's why Yokoji's assist numbers are absurd. Everyone's looking at him and you got guys like Aaron Gordon and MPJ who are both 6'9", 6'10", cutting through the rim against an undersized Miami front line?


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[Assistant] It is a terrible matchup and I love Spoh, that's the best coached team in the entire NBA.


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[Assistant] It's not even close. If this goes more than five games, I will be shocked.


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[Assistant] They find the right guy. They are the best passing team in basketball. And it helps when you have the best passing big of all time, playing essentially point guard, but they're unselfish. The Murray Jokic pick and roll is literally unguardable. Unguardable.


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[Assistant] No. He was a guard. And Jokic is a point center. And they run their entire offense through him. He initiates the offense. He brings the ball to court half the time.


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[Assistant] Watch Yokichin, and the playoffs has opened, I think, the leagues and the country's eyes to Yokichin. If you're a basketball fan, obviously you've seen him play two-time MVP. It's not like he was unknown, but a lot of people are seeing him play on a sustained level for the first time. He does things and makes passes that guys like LeBron


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[Assistant] I know. So you know what Miami's counter is going to be in game two? No, what are they going to do differently? It's not going to work, but here's what we're going to try to do.


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[Assistant] Kevin Love's gonna guard Jokic. And they're gonna have Bam be the roamer. Essentially the free safety back there to try and-


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[Assistant] Uh, detract him from hitting all these backdoor cuts. It's not gonna work. Yea, no, that's a disaster. I'm telling you right now, it is not going to work.


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[Assistant] I think that's what Miami's going to do.


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[Assistant] And I think Miami's gonna do that because at least Kevin Love has size. He's not tall, but he's, you know, still 220 pounds. Yea, but he's a disaster.


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[Assistant] I get it, but at least when BAM's on Jokic, everyone else is spread out, you can put him as the free safety and essentially come and run a double team at him. And it's not gonna work, Jokic is gonna go for 50. Like that's what's gonna happen instead.


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[Assistant] There is no answer to Jokic. Like we can talk about, there is no answer to Jokic in the NBA. And Miami, as good as Bam is, cannot guard Jokic in the way that he needs to.


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[Assistant] He plays like them. One, uh, one's the bonus story real real real quick and then we'll move on to the top five.


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[Assistant] I heard this when they were talking about, uh, Roy Hachimora after game one, when he played pretty well against Jokic. Apparently when he came to Gonzaga, he didn't speak English very well. And he did something in practice, and Mark Fu called him a dumbass. And he thought it was calling him Domas the bonus, who was his favorite player growing up. So he has this big grin on his face, like, oh I did something like Domas, and...


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[Assistant] He was one of the dumbasses. That's very good. Anthony, what's next?


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[Assistant] As we said earlier, I spend a lot of time with Anthony and Earl these days, like a lot of time, so, we'll see what you guys do.


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[Assistant] They know it all at this point.


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[Assistant] Uh, my sophomore year of college, we had 6am workouts and we had just signed, Jim O'Brien was our coach and he had just signed the best crew Emerson ever signed.


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[Assistant] And that kid was late for the six-day workout by two minutes. And he kicked him out and made him run suicidally sprint later. If I have an alarm set, I don't sleep to my alarm. My alarm is set for seven every morning. I wake up at like 6 45. Good. Can't sleep past my alarm. I hate being late. It drives me crazy. All right. Good. That's a great characteristic. I wish I could have that.


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[Assistant] Shout out to G. Bush, he's been here by at least 1030, four days in a row. He was here when I pulled in.


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[Assistant] The Cavs lost game five, I left Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse with two minutes on the clock, I sprinted home, it's like...


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[Assistant] Almost two miles, I was on this, the FaceTime, I think we tweeted a video, I was on the FaceTime with Anthony, or on the stream with them, sprinting home. Before the game ended. I made it home on time for the stream. It was like, by the minute.


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[Assistant] No, this one said Jersey was direct both ways and I spent 13 hours in the airport. You did? Yeaah. This past weekend. You know, I wonder if it's just


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[Assistant] All these little shore towns, G, are not built for massive floods of people. No they're not. So it's like, you get off the exit.


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[Assistant] In terms of the flight delays, I was on a pretty good streak of not being delayed.


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[Assistant] And the last five of my last six fights have been delayed. And they were all direct too. Terrible.


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[Assistant] It drove me crazy. Oh, before you do number one, can I add something to this? Yea, go for it. I drove on Dead Man's Curve for the first time yesterday. What? I know what it is now. That's not true. I finally-


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[Assistant] You've texted us before that you've driven- I was not on it. I was not on it.


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[Assistant] I was not on it. I was in the, I was driving back, well no no, I thought I was, but I wasn't.


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[Assistant] And then last night, cause it comes off and then loops back around to, uh... Yea, yea, you lived right by it almost. I didn't know where it was, but I drove on it last night and it literally tells you like, you will die if you're not going 25 essentially. And that's how I knew it was. So I was on a different exit that was just a big loop. And there it is. Fun fact about that.


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[Assistant] I knew it was one of those things I thought I was, but I knew it when I knew it. It's a 90 degree angle. It is. Terrible, terrible. Whoever did that, no offense. I hope you're watching. Please like and subscribe. I'm sure you're a big UCSS fan. Thank you, but that wasn't dumb to say. Yeah, that whole 90 thing is crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I feel it, and that's like my cabinet at home, it's, it looks like no one lives there. Cause if there's food, I will eat it, it's a problem. My parents never had snacks growing up, so now whenever I get snacks, it's, it's an issue. Earl's the king of snacks, I can't be around snacks, seriously. If you see me, I will do, I will, I can't, I can't do it, can't do it. I love it.


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[Assistant] You know, there was one big name, and I'm sure you know about this, maybe you don't know about this, but I want to show a video from, so you guys, not only did you win Best Actor, you guys won Best Picture, and there was a moment on stage where, let's take a look at this here, where Rami, there's Rami, he comes out from, uh, and there's Nicole Kidman, who you kind of,


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[Assistant] Yes, I never know with you, it could be Keith Richards because you're like, you've been hanging around in England a lot. Yes. With other, like with, I say other rock stars, again, as if you are Freddie Mercury, which again,


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[Assistant] Since again we don't have the photograph, what was Paul's best beetle pose?


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[Assistant] Congratulations on making it to the end of the YouTube video. Why not celebrate by clicking the subscribe button? You earned it.


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[Assistant] On our special segment tonight, the subject is overcrowding. Prison overcrow.


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[Assistant] Marion, America's toughest person. Conditions are so tense, officials now say the prison is in a virtual state of scene.


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[Assistant] I'm here forever, there's nothing for me to ch- I'm a criminal, I mean, I'm not gonna jump on the other side or anything, so I am what I am. I mean, I'm not gonna... I don't even wanna do this program. I just wanna get out of SEG.


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[Assistant] I'm happy I'm not in SEG because I've been down there so long, but as far as this being a place where you can better yourself, I think it's the exact opposite. I think it's a place that just breeds


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[Assistant] Yeah, I keep myself entertained for sure, but it's, uh, no, it's been fun and it was really good being on that one time. So I appreciate coming back.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just reaching out on Instagram, Twitter, like wherever. Like it took probably 10 months for Tim Couch to respond. He followed me on Instagram and then he...


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[Assistant] Uh, I like commented on one of his, uh, posts and then for whatever reason he checked his Instagram DMs with me and he's like, like 10 months later he's like, hey sure, I'll do the interview with you. And I was like.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And like, you just did Trent Dilfer, right?


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[Assistant] No, I've uhm, I've reached out to probably just all the ones that I've interviewed and then I reached out to Ken Dorsey. He's the only one that has said no. The offensive coordinator for the Bills.


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[Assistant] But everyone's like, you should try to gaslight him. I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that.


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[Assistant] That is hilarious. I couldn't believe it. I just, growing up, like obviously knowing about the dysfunction of the Browns and then someone who played for them was just like, no, it was actually the Arizona Cardinals that were way worse.


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[Assistant] Everyone has said my white whale is Johnny Manziel, which I think so. I mean, I feel like we already know so much about him though. Like I get so much like joy out of like interviewing guys like Derek Anderson, like Kelly Holcomb, who are completely off the grid. Right. And like just have like all these like gems like about the Browns that I just kind of never knew. It's been really cool because I've learned


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[Assistant] I think I just learned a lot about, cause when they came back, I was like five or six. So I like learned a lot about what the Browns were like coming up and you know, all these guys are so talented. Tim, Tim couch at the time in 2003 was rated the sixth greatest high school athlete. Yeah. He's up for the college football.


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[Assistant] And Baker though. Baker be cool. Baker came back 2-3 months ago after the season with the Rams and he didn't get a chance to move everything out.


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[Assistant] So I saw him at a, uh, at a bar, like kind of by where he lived in Westlake and I told him about the project and he's like, Oh, I'll be waiting for the, uh, for the interview. But it was really cool to just like randomly meet him and see him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, if I can continue to do this as much as we can, like just, it's been cool to already have done like eight quarterbacks, seven of them released, like I'm just kind of...


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[Assistant] Hoping that we can do the rest and we'll see what happens. But uhm, yeaah, it's been great so far. Everyone's been super nice.


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[Assistant] Revisit that situation at some point.


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[Assistant] Maybe he'll think like, oh, he's the guy that kinda stops it.


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[Assistant] I played freshman year, up to freshman year in high school and I was, uh, I was pretty bad, so I just stopped.


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[Assistant] Just to, just so it looks decent enough to where I don't get memed. I think that's the biggest thing.


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[Assistant] I think that's what even Travis Kelsey was terrible. Oh, he was on. Yeah, he was really bad. Would you think he wouldn't be bad? Right? There's something about being up there, I guess. I don't know. We'll see. We'll find out. You've done it before, right? Not here.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, I think if it like goes towards, like, if the catcher like, that, that's my goal, is if the catcher just like, can catch it. Yes. If it hits the ground, great, but if it lands in the catcher's mitt, that's fine. Yeaah. Nobody's expecting a strike.


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[Assistant] No, that's a good question, because I think when I started, it was right after the Browns went 0-16, I made a rant, the guy on like, SportsCenter's Snapchat the next day, so like, New Year's Day 2018, I was like, oh, we'll just start making videos, I guess, like, thought it would just be like, something fun to do, maybe I'll turn it into a career. I think the first point I knew that it would be a career is I started making TikToks.


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[Assistant] And, for whatever reason, I was making promotional videos about towns.


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[Assistant] And uh, just like, kinda just like comedic, like just going to a town, like I went to Struthers outside of Youngstown.


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[Assistant] Find, like, your niche. It's something that you're good at. Cause like, there's so many podcasts, there's so many people that make content.


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[Assistant] I appreciate, yes, I just have, I just uhm, I try to do a bunch of different things and experiment and see what hits and see what doesn't. It's fun, it's a really good time and I've got to meet a lot of good people like yourself, so it's been a blessing. Do you edit your own stuff?


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[Assistant] Uh, I was drew my fraternity, my junior year, I was drinking a lot of beers and I was making music. Yeah. And I needed a music name. So I came up with Suryat. All right. That makes sense. I like water.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that'd be like if people, I guess thought your name was The Bowl. Right. That would be odd.


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[Assistant] People still hate me today for that, and I understand why. Uhm, this person came to me in my DMs like two years, two, three years ago, and the Big Ten was like dumb. I was like, hey, I have some information for you if you want to, I've been following you for a bit. I'm like, sure, like whatever, nobody's gonna see it, like it's fine. He's basically saying the Big Ten is gonna be back, and like all this stuff. I was like, okay, I'll just like tweet it for a bit.


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[Assistant] And then I hang out with friends and stuff like that, my phone's off, I don't have notifications on for Twitter or anything just because I don't like reading into too much toxicity. Long story short, I get a text from a few friends like,


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[Assistant] Pretty cool, like Big Cat and like Pat McAfee and all these people are talking about you right now. I was like, what are you talking about? I feel like-


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[Assistant] I like posted a video earlier that day, I was like, oh, did that video do well? Like no, like your big ten thing.


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[Assistant] I was like, what are you talking about? And I go back on Twitter and just kind of like blowing up and now I'm like, okay, am I going to be like, should I keep


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[Assistant] Like I feel like you just reporting information, like literally not even having an opinion, just information you get a lot of. Yeah, I don't care.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so we, we, uhm, this, uh, Kelsey and I, we've been dating for a couple months, so she knows, uh, she followed me for a bit, so she gets the, she gets the drill. So she was the fan first? I think so, I don't know. That's the way to go. Did the emotium work? The emotium sort of worked.


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[Assistant] I had, here's the thing, I think it worked, but then for lunch I was so hungry because I was just burning, you were just burning so many calories, like, traveling for so long. I had 40 chicken McNuggets from McDonald's and I think it's just like, it was like my body was fighting for its life.


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[Assistant] And I'm having a really difficult time understanding why. And I really don't want to believe that it's because black girls don't matter enough. Or is that the reason?


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[Assistant] Okay then so far we've seen these two different events from a service worker, install and activate. But there's another event that a service worker can listen to, fetch events. Now fetch events occur whenever we try to get something from a server. Now that could be, for example, a CSS file like this.


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[Assistant] From a JavaScript file, if we were to make some kind of HTTP request, that would be a fetch request. And all these would fire fetch events that we can listen to inside our service worker and then do something with them.


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[Assistant] Okay then, so we have an index.html file running in the browser which was initially fetched from a server. In our case, a local development server at the moment.


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[Assistant] And normally when the app makes a request for a resource like a style sheet or images or some other page, it sends a request from the browser to the server, gets the resource and then that resource is sent back to us in a server response to the browser so that then we can use it in the app.


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[Assistant] Now we also have a service worker sitting right here in the background, potentially listening for fetch requests from our app when they happen.


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[Assistant] Now this service worker essentially acts as a proxy between our app and the server.


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[Assistant] Now when our app makes a request, for example, for an image or CSS file or something else, it goes through our service worker like this. And at this point, a fetch event is emitted and the service worker can listen for and react to that event.


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[Assistant] Now at that point, we could intercept the fetch request. We could do nothing and let it run as normal to the server and back, or we could modify the request before it carries on or even stop the request and return a custom response to the app.


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[Assistant] But why would we do all this? Why intercept the request at all?


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[Assistant] Well eventually our service worker will be handling cached assets, and at some point when a fetch request is made from the browser,


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[Assistant] We might want to stop that request in its tracks so that we get whatever it was requesting from the cache instead. So it doesn't have to go to the server and back and then return it to the browser right here. And this makes for a really quick experience and good offline behavior. And this is at the heart of what a service worker can do.


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[Assistant] So, we'll talk about cached assets a little bit more later on. For now, let's try and listen to a fetch event in our service worker.


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[Assistant] Okay then, so in our service worker file, we want to now add an event listener to the service worker to listen for fetch events. So I'm going to say self.add.


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[Assistant] Event listener like so and inside we want to now listen for the fetch events. Now we want to fire a callback function when this happens and that callback function takes us a parameter, the event object. So information about that fetch request. So what I'm going to do in here is console.log fetch events.


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[Assistant] So we know that's occurred and then, comma, evt, the event object that we get back right here every time there is some kind of fetch event. So now let's save this.


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[Assistant] And because we're saving it and changing the code, what's going to happen is it's going to reinstall the service worker and this is going to fire, but it's not automatically going to activate. Remember it becomes a service worker in waiting. So let's just go to the browser after saving this. We can see over here.


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[Assistant] That we now have all these fetch events and it did activate automatically in my case, because if I go to application, I've got this checked update on reload. So when I save and it reloads over here, it's updating the service worker on reload. If you don't have that checked, you should have to click skip waiting down here or something like that. Then refresh the page.


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[Assistant] Okay, anyway, now we can see all of these different fetch events logged to the console, loads of them.


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[Assistant] So, that's for every kind of resource our app is trying to get, so the CSS files, the images, or some kind of HTML file, and all of those are logged here. Now if we go to the network, it matches up to all of these different requests right here, so they should be the same amount really.


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[Assistant] Now, if we go back to the console and just expand one of these, a random one, and we go down, we can see this request object right here. This is information about the request. So we can see that this one is a get request to get this thing right here, app.js. So this request ran.


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[Assistant] So all of these different requests for different things now are being heard by our service worker. This one's styles.css.


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[Assistant] Now later on we're going to use this ability of listening to all these different fetch requests when they're being made to good use when we start using caching with the service worker on our app.


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[Assistant] But for now, I just wanted to show you how to set up an event listener to listen for these fetch events when they happen.


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[Assistant] He's upset him, like he was just the one the other day talking about him and Dustin. They're doing this, uh, they're doing some sort of, uh, some classic where they do it, glow in the dark.


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[Assistant] Golf in the dark? Like Neon, why would you do that?


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[Assistant] See, this is a little bit of foreshadowing. What we're gonna get to here is...


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[Assistant] You know, there's some comments from Deshaun Watson about Rust. We'll get to that. We'll feature that. You know, he talks about whether or not he feels he's going to be ready to go and the Rust is knocked off. We'll get his answer coming up in a second, but this is a bit of foreshadowing. So if you look at what the situation is with DeAndre Hopkins, it's almost like when you was going to school, right?