[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I'll just start with this and I'll let you guys take it from here. If, if Healthy Joe Burrow is X out of 10.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So we're using FanDuel because that's what I use for the next topic as well. As it stands right now, this exact moment.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] 1233 on September 5th. Two and a half point line, Bengals are favored.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Over, under of 47.5. Which is slightly lower than the league average of 49.5.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I do want to ask you guys one more thing on burrow and Aditi mentioned it but.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The Bengals signed Orlando Brown to hopefully sharp their offensive line. The Browns obviously brought in the reinforcements. There's seven or eight new guys on the defensive line.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Last year, I know we at least spoke about how on paper we gave the Browns a big advantage defensive line versus Bengals offensive line. Do you still feel like the gap is as big as it was last year between those two particular units?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well he did last year, he had a very good game, but his first two games against Cleveland.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He had 13 targets and six receptions for 49 yards in the first, no touchdowns. In the second, he was only targeted four times, had two catches, 26 yards.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] In that final, in the third and most recent game, this was December 11th of last year. He had 10 catches, 120 yards in the touchdown.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, he did not play when the Browns beat them on Halloween. Right.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Alright, we got one more thing we gotta get to. I got one final read to get in here, but if you guys need gear for the upcoming Brown season, make sure you check out fanatics.com slash UCSS to get your swaggy fancy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Classic Brown's gear for the upcoming season. Tailgate season is upon us. The mini lot will be rocking next Sunday or this Sunday, actually this Sunday. It feels so weird to say this Sunday football is officially back, but if you need new gear, check them out at fanatics.com.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] On Thursday we'll make all of our picks. Division winners, Superbowl winners, playoff picks. We're going to do Brown season superlative picks on Friday as well on top of headlines. A lot of big things coming. Some new stuff we have never done before that will be added to our post-game rotation including some player grades and stuff like that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Lee Roy Hoard make their returns this week. Ben Baby's back on Thursday with Mary Kay.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, we'll talk about it all. But we do have a topic to get to real quick.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Modern day, and I say modern day since realignment happened and NFL divisions went from five to four teams.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The record for wins. That's fairly recent. I mean, it wasn't that long ago. 20 years, 2 decades. Okay. Or 21 years.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The record for a division. Yeaah. Those four teams combined wins was 43. Set last year by the NFC North. NFC East, excuse me, the Eagles, Cowboys, Giants, and Commanders. Those who were combined for 43 wins. Can the AFC North break that 43 win mark this season?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Alright, so last year, just so you guys were on the same page, and I was wrong on that. The Eagles were 14 and 3, Cowboys 12 and 5, Giants 9, 7 and 1, Commanders 8, 8 and 1.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Had 10 touchdowns his first year in Carolina. Eight of them came in the second half of the season.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's a fun game to play by the way. Just imagine fun player on the Chiefs. You can name anyone. Imagine Devontae Adams on the Chiefs. Imagine Tyree Kale on the Chiefs.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Bud with the Browns backers of the San Francisco area. Bad Browns power rankings, over 3000 strong in the Bay area. If you are interested, check them out at baybrowns.com for one of their six viewing locations in San Francisco, UCSS worldwide and countrywide.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] To, uh, have some fun. So make sure you check out the Browns back. He's got a couple of super chats here as well. First comes from Kenneth Yabow. He says book it Browns going 13 and four. Next is from Skilly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Would he still be a top quarterback or has our quarterback standards changed?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean, you can't get there by 415. It's coming from Euclid.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's not that private. Well it was, if we did it at 3.15 it was private, but now 4.30.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And the part two of the, well the combined panel, Tyvis is in for Jason tomorrow. Well, we get seven words in total after Leroy starts going.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Unexpectedly, Milley's executive officer came into the office and passed him a handwritten note. Speaker Pelosi would like to speak to you ASAP.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] She found herself in a singular position of power with a singular responsibility at this crucial and dangerous moment. And that was not an accident. That was a long time coming.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, well, Scott Shelby. You in trouble again?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Don't sweat it. I'll take care of it. For old times sake. Thanks, Carter. I owe you one.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Join me and the President in working for fundamental change in America's healthcare system.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Honey, honey, let mommy sing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Daddy, daddy, my elbow is hurt. Fell off my bike into the dirt.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Nancy Pelosi saying that our president is an idiot, to clown or whatever. It's just unseemly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Speaker Pelosi told John Boehner her Republican counterpart.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You're gonna have to put up a hundred votes, uh, and we'll put up the rest.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's okay, it's okay, it's, it's, you know, I have a rod sticking down my thumb, so...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. Leroy, are you prepared for the fantasy draft today?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, but here's why. You're on the wrong side of the ball, brother. It ain't the offense that have been failing you. It's the defense getting run all over.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And, and that is gonna be the attitude change, cause Swartz does not play.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, the attitude change on the other side of the ball is what's gonna make the difference.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, Deshaun Watts is gonna have a few more, you know, he's got some games under his belt. The offense is gonna have some kind of, uh, continuity.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, I just hope that, you know, a lot of times when you get a new car, you want to drive it, even if it's raining or snowing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I think that you gotta stick with your bread and butter. The bread and butter of this team, one of the reasons why they're one of the best running teams in the league is because they run the football. If you ever get your team in a situation and try to outsmart everybody, then shame on you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So it can start there. If you run the football well, Deshaun Watson's number's gonna be through the roof. And that's what people need to understand.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That what he can do with his feet. What he can do on play action. Those things create space for everybody down the field. But if you just drop him back.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then you're playing in the defenses. If you drive it back 30, 40 times without no resemblance of a run game, then they just gonna rush the quarterback.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Nobody can play under those circumstances. I don't care how good your offensive line is.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, okay, do they have a Nick Chubb in their backfield?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, I see one of the reasons why you let guys go is because you know you have somebody behind them that could do that job cheap. Yeah. So that's why that is okay. It's okay. So when we, uh, see Nick Chum and we see somebody that needs a break. All right. We saw my spot play.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Don't, don't, don't go to Nick Chubb, uh, when you got a one point lead in four minutes and he had three cares and say, okay, go get us a first and then the game. No, he's not that dude.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's the dude that you start your offense with. He's always been that guy. He's proven that he could do it. So for anybody to come in and say,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, I think you're gonna have to be more creative. Now this is my own personal belief. If you got a guy that can't cover, you better blitz. Cause you better get to the quarterback quick. Right? That's protecting your soft spot.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you leave Joe Borough back there to just pat the ball and pick his, it don't matter who you are, you ain't going to be able to cover that long. I will say this though. I'll say that, uhm, I like what they did at D-Tackle.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] To try to get some pressure up the middle. That plagued them last year. They couldn't get no pressure up the middle. None.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So hopefully that changes things a little bit to get, you know, Joe Bauer and all these quarterbacks off they spot. And then when you get off they spot and they can't step up and they roll out, guess who you got out there? That's how you play to your strengths.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you play zone, you're asking for problems with, with three guys running in your secondary like that. And Joe Borwood can find them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So you gotta decide, I don't know, you know, you just gotta figure it out. That's why they get the big bucks.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They get the big bucks to figure out how can we exploit this, this o- online, while still be able to cover those three dudes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And Kansas City still win. Is Detroit gonna say yeaah? Patrick Holmes not playing through us all.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Wow. He looked like he was getting ready to say something.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I would guess they do a lot of slanting and stuff. Don't just, you know, get the guy in front of you and that's going to allow some of these guys to get free at the second level.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know what I mean? If you always shifting and slanting and moving or whatever, like, you always got the deep, the, um, the offensive line thinking. And if you got them thinking, they're not playing. Right? So I think a lot of that movement does that. You got some guys that can run.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They all can run. They might not be as stout as you would like. But hopefully that speed and quickness along with the movement up front will free them up. So it'll just be one on one tackling.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, because just like you said, you know, what if Ward doesn't play? And, and what are they going to do about the three wide receivers and all these different things? You know what you're going to do? You're going to concentrate on that front seven and do things to get them to the quarterback so that it becomes a tackling drill and not a ball over your head drill.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Big boy. I remember when I got done with football, the one thing I remember Big Zeus for is, uh, remember the dude put his eye out with the flag? Yeaah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So, uh, yeah, that's what I meant, but if he's anything like his dad, he's a mauler.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So whatever you bring is way, but, but I will say, uhm,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] For, for the, for like, Miles Garrett, he going to have to use speed. Right? Speed and quickness.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That usually tends, that tends to be the antidote for dealing with big, big tackles. Speed and quickness. So we'll see how that plays out.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I tell you what, it's a tribute to the Cleveland Browns fans. Like, people...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] All around the country, don't go park their cars on Friday and Saturday so they can get a good tailgating spot on Sunday and just be without a car. You go downtown on Saturday and Sunday in Cleveland.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And the streets used to be packed like there's a million people down there, but some people just parking their cars for a good spot. You know? They were committed to it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Definitely committed to it. So I think it's a testament to


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They put the starters down on the main floor so the coach could talk to them. And they put the young guys, if he was a rookie or a backup, up top. We called it the penthouse.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right? So we had, we had, we had a TV up there, uh, everything. So one game we played.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It was cold as hell. It was so cold that times I wore turf shoes on the grass. It never slipped.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] My, uh, my rain shoes with the little knobs on the bottom, the rubber knobs, right? So I was moving!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It was a dump now. There was a hole about this big in the window.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And there was only two showers up there. So the guys would get in the shower and, and then you got to hurry up cause it's cold. It was about, I want to say 30 degrees in the penthouse.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right? So we sitting there waiting for our turn. We looked at each other and said, uh, I won't tell if you won't. I cut off my tape.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The other thing that's gonna happen is, you're gonna run out of hot water.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You could have a seat on the, on like the 40 yard line, up underneath the, the little, the, the, uh, covering, and be right behind a pole, and those supposed to be good tickets.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, it's one of the reasons why I still to this day have never been in an environment going to a game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, uhm, it's crazy because, uh, this is the toughest division of football.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know Pittsburgh gonna be in the hunt. I don't care who playing for Pittsburgh. They always seem to be in the hunt.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And now you got Cleveland with Deshaun Watson and a revamped defense.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Three teams go, I personally think that Buffalo is going to have a let down because when you get to a certain point in your career, you can only be who you are. Right? Now, Josh Allen can change how he tries to run over people, but he can't change running.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because that's part of what made him who he is. So when he says to me before the season, I'm going to try to sit in the pocket and pass more. The last guy that did that was RG3. Now he in the booth.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So I think the bill is going to be the disappointment of this year because the quarterback is talking nonsense.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Nancy Pelosi, in being the first woman to be Speaker of the House, wants to remind the Obama White House that she has the power to get big things done.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] She understands that sometimes she has to muscle lawmakers. She understands that working with Democrats means that she has to sort of twist arms and really get people to get on the same page by force.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So on the Republican side, you have this real effort, uhm, this coordinated effort to, to really make House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a villain.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] After the 2018 midterms, Nancy Pelosi faces a real push, uhm, to possibly retire, possibly not become House Speaker.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You hear Democrats sort of grumbling aloud about whether or not a new generation of Democrats should be allowed to take the reins of power.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It is a gift in some ways to Nancy Pelosi because here's an act that is so outrageous that Nancy Pelosi is forced to act.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Rush Limbaugh, this conservative radio host who of course had been attacking Nancy Pelosi for a long time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I know. It's just... Oh man.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] She made it very clear very early on that she had the toughness, the tenacity to stand up to him and to do so in some very blunt terms.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Through to where? They're alright. But you know these people?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The summation of it was, uh, a detailed account.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I started thinking instead of seeing Russia as a


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] As a democracy in the process of failing, we need to see it as an authoritarian system in the process of succeeding.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That, that they're not actually incapable of being Democrats. They don't want to be Democrats. What about that? Let's work on that thesis.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And if that's correct, when did that start? And that's what took me to the 90s. Because they were stealing from the very beginning.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He was the linchpin. He controlled.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Which foreign companies could register their offices and receive offices? After all, remember, all this property was Soviet property. Soviet Union hadn't fallen yet. So how was a company gonna get access to property to set up, uh, a branch in St. Petersburg? Putin. Putin would have to assign it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And what happened was, uhm,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Fly by night companies were set up. Many of his friends who were still around today were behind those companies. The goods went out and incomplete or no shipments came back. So millions, millions were made just in that episode alone.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Protected Sobchak and as they said, he didn't give up Sobchak and he's not gonna give us up. How vulnerable were they at the time? Very vulnerable.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Set of situations in which they could postpone the elections entirely and make it more difficult for the opposition to focus on unimportant things like the corruption of the Yeltsin family.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So there was a real Yeltsin interest in this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But there also was a Putin interest because he wanted to be president.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think the evidence that there was an FSB operation to place


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Explosives in the apartment building in Ryazan is incontrovertible.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So the system is a system of mutual support and tribute. It's a pay to play system. If you are


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] On a list of possible people who might be approached to be a member of the Duma, for example, you have to pay for your seat. Once you're in there, then you can turn around and charge businessmen to have line items in the budget.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Same thing all across all sectors.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The bottom line, just to put it with two numbers, two numbers is all we need. The median or the midpoint wealth.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] For the average Russian is $871, according to Credit Suisse. Very neutral report.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] $871 means half the population has more than that in wealth and half the population has less. Median wealth in India, over a thousand dollars. So the average Russian is poorer than the average Indian. So that's one number, 871. The other number is 110. 110 individuals own 35% of the wealth of Russia.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They are the most unequal country by far in the world.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I haven't seen any evidence that he's willing to back down and it's not his style at all, ever. He doesn't back down.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Frontline's Pelosi's Power is available on Amazon Prime Video.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Hey, I just wanted to call and let you know that that is the single stupidest thing you've ever said. Take care.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're gonna get you to safety and go back where I am, okay? Sir, there's a little girl. But...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's clear. I just used it. No patrols. And where are you off to?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, Marlene? She's been asking around, trying to find him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The police commissioner presented him with an official apology today, our main headline today. It is reported that the police have identified the man thought to be the origami killer. Scott Shelby 48 is a former police lieutenant who claimed to be a private eye hired by the families of the killer's victims.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It had been so long, we were starting to worry no one else would make it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I know, he probably didn't mean it, but it was scary.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When the others get back, they'll know what to do. Luke will have a plan.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I ain't gonna sugarcoat this. That baby's coming even faster than Rebecca's letting on. But I was hoping you might know. Does Luke know anything about babies? Has he, I don't know, mentioned Carlos teaching him anything? Just in case?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I was afraid of that. I don't know anything. Mike sure as hell doesn't. I don't even know how to ask Jane. And that just leaves


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That means the baby's coming, right? Kenny, thank god. I think the baby's coming. What do we do?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The museum seems like it could be a good start. I'll go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, she doesn't seem to like being around people much. And she volunteered to head off awful fast. I guess it could be nothing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's what I was afraid of. That's why it might be a good idea to have Yuga with her. Just something to think about.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Keep one eye on the woods while we're in here. I don't want nothing sneaking up on us.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Hey, look at this. An old coat. Nice. Good find, Clem. You should hang on to that. It's gonna get a lot colder before it starts getting warmer.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. And you didn't have to come with me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No, not so much. Unless you want some broken glass.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, maybe. You know, if somebody was small enough, they could maybe squeeze through that gap there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just open the door from the other side. Mike will carry those things out. Might be a bit heavy for ya.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Clem's got a point. That could be a whole town full of supplies, and not that far from here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's good, but we need to keep it going somehow.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you put these people in the United States or in Canada and check what they've done, they're criminals. Yeltsin was brought and supported by criminals. Putin was brought up to power in these 90s.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He had his own group, and it is


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Don't take long. And you stay close. Let's go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You done? Am I done? You come into my house! You set off all my traps! You damn near break my shooting arm! Who the fuck is this punk and what's she doing here?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, it is a joke. Joel needs a car. Well, if I had one that works, which I sure as hell don't, what makes you think I'd just give it to you?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Huh? Yeah sure Joel, go ahead, take my card. Take all my food too while you're at it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm gonna do this. There's some gear I'm gonna need. It's on the other side of town. Now you help me go gather it, and maybe I can put something together that runs.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's good. Follow me. Hope goddamn town's booby trapped. Best stay right on my ass.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's like I said, what I need is on the other side of town. That side I don't ever go to cause it's filled with infected. What I need is a gun.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, here we are. You don't touch anything. Can you close the door?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let's gear up. Uh-uh. What?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Really? Well, and the broad's not as smart as I thought she was. Ugh, fuck her.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And send her packing, let her find her own way. But let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, I had somebody that I cared about.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Partner. Somebody I had to look after.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And in this world, that sort of shit's good for one thing. Getting you killed. So you know what I did? I wiseened the fuck up. And I realized it's gotta be just me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You keep babysitting long enough and eventually it's gonna blow up in your face. Can we please just get on with it?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Batteries drain, but cells are alive.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Meaning? Meaning we push it, get it started, and the alternator will recharge the battery.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Look, you wanted a plan B, this is as good as it gets.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What's this? You'd be amazed at how many cars still got gas in them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We square. We're square. And get the fuck out of my town.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What'd I say to you when we walked down the steps? What'd I say? I'm just fixing your stupid pile. Don't!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We met with Lanny Brewer, who was the head of the criminal division. We met with Rob Kazami, who was head of enforcement for the SEC. We met with a senior deputy in the FBI, Kevin Perkins.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] One of the things that oversight hearings do is it holds folks feet to the fire. We wanted to get them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] To say what they could in public that paralleled what they had said to us in private.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think it's unusual for, but not unprecedented, for the Justice Department to sort of follow on to the work of private.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But it does raise the question, you know, why didn't the government develop it first?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeaah. Oh, that is so cool.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But it was bonkers out there. Crazy, crazy. You know, like I said, I used to live in Lakewood.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] First thing I came in and told Adam was like, man, like on the message boards and different places, people would show me their basements, basements like 10, just crazy water everywhere. And then like the pictures on the highway were ridiculous. It's like, man. And the times.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Hey listen, I was gonna get my people's shamp belt, but I don't need the people's shamp belt.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Every single week, every single day, I've been doing radio shows, I've been doing a bunch of content, and you know, the barber shop is everywhere, right? And every time I go to the store, I can't go nowhere, get no food, I can't do nothing. There's always somebody asking me, they're like, Gee Bush, man, I love listening to your radio show.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I love it. I listen to the barbershop every single Saturday. We love what you do. We need you on more. Now, we talk about, you know, guys that are hosting the city.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Obviously, there's, there's full-time guys and there's part-time guys and you know, my show just happens to be one of Dakota's shows and it's part-time. So you gotta wait every Saturday.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We are now, and I congratulate Tegna for making the best decision of their lives. I congratulate Steve, Yak, and whoever else had anything Mike Alder had to do with it. The announcement is G. Bush in the barbershop. Yes, the People's Champ is coming!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] To the ultimate clearest sports show channel every single Monday and every single Wednesday from 3pm to 4pm. So guess what?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You get that same G. Bush. You get the storytelling. You get the environment. You get to get a haircut. I can give you a shave. I can give you a taper. You get a line up. You can come through.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And if you love G Bush, if you love G Bush one-on-one style and me giving you the opportunity to really dive into certain things, this is that format. You're going to love it every single Monday and Wednesday. So we'll give you opportunity to definitely get your reaction in. Vent with me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Reaction Monday here on UCSS. We'll go over, we'll RU, we'll fight, we'll do a lot of other stuff. Ding check, right back in. Go get something to eat, come back home, three to four, you're right back in the barbershop. We'll come on Wednesday, and Wednesday will be, uh, uh, like a Brown's preview. So we'll preview.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What's coming up on that week with the Browns? Will you use that to do that? And so, uhm, shout out to everybody, and it's the people, because the people have been yelling and screaming for it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And, uhm, shout out to Tecna, shout out to, uh, you know, Steve and all the other people on the FWLKYC for making it happen. The Barber Shop is now available three days a week.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. That's right. You get all the alerts and it'll be on there and so, you know, we're moving. Now we got the producers show, the barber shop, Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Love that answer. Love it. Love it. Remember we, last week it was, people were thinking he had a little bit of rapid ears when he was talking about


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm as good as I've ever been. I'm as good as anybody. I could do this. Is this more of a undersell, over-deliver thing? You think he's like, look, I'm just gonna be modest with it, come out, say, hey, I gotta prove it, but it hit back of his mind, he's like, I know what I can do, I can over-deliver that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let me ask y'all this. Uhm, yeaah. I know this is in exact science.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But what is the bare minimum of the old Deshaun Watson that we need, that the Browns have to have this year for them to make the playoffs? So say for instance, you say is 85% of Deshaun Watson's best year good enough for them to make the playoffs?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's basically off the list. That's crazy. I'm looking at it and I'm trying to compare him to, cause it's been so long since we saw what he was at his peak. I had to go back and just look at highlights and try to figure like, alright, let me go back and look. It's been so long since you've been playing like this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I'm trying to think where would I put him amongst AFC quarterbacks if you're looking at it. If he's 100% of Watson what he was when he left.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I would, I would agree with you, uhm, if it wasn't who they were playing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now, this is the way people look at it. They just, inside, they feel this way, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So you're going against Patrick Mahomes and the natural thought process is that I'm going against Mahomes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I got to look like my homes, or at least look like I'm in the league with my homes. Right. Uhm, and if you could come out and leave some touchdown drives, even if it's points on the board, I'd even feel good if they got down to the 40 and they had the kick of field goal. The K-York made it at Arrowhead. I would be happy and excited. But I want to see just Christmas. I want to see


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I really don't necessarily want to see scrambles. I want to see the balls thrown down field. I want to see him on target.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] With his receivers, I want to see guys catching the football. No holding penalties, no motion penalties, false starts, all that good stuff. I just wanted to beat Chris, get some points on the board. And it's not so much for whether or not that means anything going into the regular season for him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] At the end of the day, I think it means a lot to his teammates because his teammates want to see it. His teammates will rally around that because they, I was just watching Hard Knocks with the Jets and, and


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] How everybody for the Jets is waxing poetic about Aaron Rodgers. Oh, he's that guy. Yeah. So, you know, for the guys in the locker room, it does mean a little something because they want to see him get back to and then that's the first confirmation. What better way to do it against the guy who you know is to go at this point in time right now against the Chiefs.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That is a damn good question because, you know, he's right, man. You're supposed to get that. I don't care how you do it. Just go get the win. But.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That would be a let down and a half. You threw two picks, Trevor Simeon, you was at home. Like, people would be scratching their head. Uhm, and then if you come out, you, you, you out, you just gotta outdo it, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'ma just, I'ma go with this win but for a different reason. I'll go with that win over the Bengals because...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you won 13-6, and they got two field goals, that means the Browns defense was just lights out. And I think the Browns defense will be lights out. And then I could rationalize to myself, lie to myself, and be like look,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He didn't play the preseason. I probably would get on the internet and rail on him about not playing in the preseason. And Stefanski does it again. Uhm, but I would be, I wouldn't lie in the back of my mind. I would be like, you'd be scared. I'd be scared as hell because I don't, you gotta understand.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Whatever, I'll take it. Alright. If Chubb had 140, I was like, well that was, it was a Chubb game. That's what it was. You got a Chubby. Take.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because that is a disaster. I compare this, I compare this to the Cavs, right? He's like, what, what are you talking about?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I compare this to Cavs. When the Cavs drafted Kyrie, they hit, right? Yea. They got all these first round picks, right? They missed on Deion Waiters, right? They, they hit on Tristan Thompson. Yes. Turned out to be a good player. Then, they got Anthony Bennett. Ooh.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Anthony, like, the Cavs still won a championship despite the biggest whiff in the history of the draft, Anthony Benning. They were like, okay, we're good. Then they got Andrew Wiggins, right? And then they traded him for Kevin Love, and they still won. Is it today the anniversary of that, the Kevin Love trade? Is it? Is it?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And it just goes to show you, like, you can be bad, you can have a hit or miss some places, but if you can develop guys, it makes, it's like makeup, it covers up a lot of blemishes if you can develop guys.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, on paper and on defense and offense since 18. But the thing that has been holding them back was the fact they go against the Chiefs, they were winning that football game, they had Jimmy G at quarterback, right? Now you go in, you have Brock Purdy, he gets hurt, the guys behind him weren't talking about much. So you got this roster and this is why


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] People don't say anything about the Browns. They just say something about Deshaun Watson because of the allegations. Now, when you look at it, everybody from a football standpoint understands it. The Browns and the 49ers were in the same boat.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now, the 49ers have a better roster, or had a better roster, uhm, from top to bottom. Browns are


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right there when you look at roster, but if the quarterbacks play to their potential,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now you got the Browns who look better than the 49ers if the quarterback returns to who they are. Sure, absolutely.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Do you think that, you guys think that, whatever, neck and neck I guess, you think they're better roster than the Eagles? The Niners? The Niners? I do.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think I picked the eagles. Cause I said there was a plant at home.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Hey man, we got the best third quarterback in the game. D.T.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Aura, it's the third string, tear the tape off, red button, special tag if somebody gets hurt. I'm confident if both guys get in. Yeaah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I thought he was, he, I thought, I thought, Jimmy G. He got you, he can get you to the Superbowl. If you got enough pieces.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Mitch Trabisky. And I'm, I'll tell you what, what they gonna do, get ready for it. Y'all, Deebo Samuel in the backfield and Christian McCaffrey, good luck with that. I got nine dudes up there. Well, and they even got Elijah, uh, Mitchell too, who's a pretty good back also.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeaah, they got, they got what he's helping. I'm going, he's going to have to prove that he can throw the ball consistently. Yeaah. Where they try to take the run away. Yeaah, he's like, what'd he play, five games last year? Six. He was 9-0.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Take the name off, and just, and, and, and have it personalized, like, dude, like, like, especially, they usually charge you by the letter, like, you know, my name is Bush, and the back of it, I'm like, that's four letters, like, you know what I'm saying, or,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] People will say, why don't you just, uh, why don't you just use just the one that says Garrett? And I'm like, because that's Miles Garrett. They'll be like, but your name is Garrett.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm like, I'm not gonna have another defense Vins name on my shirt like that. That number is not, and I can change it, right? And change it to another number, but it still says Garrett. I don't know how I feel about that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Adam the Bull, we talked about this. I, I just, I think you look silly. You have to re-, you have to retire him, bro. Because think about it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So that was the defense offense, they've upgraded, uhm, and they've gotten better, but in the secondary, I like Hickman, I like, and I don't think even if it ain't Hickman, D'Anthony Bella like him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm trying to think of a player besides a quarterback that they got hurt, you'd be like, oh that's a wrap for them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Frank, Frank Reich. Frank Reich. Well, they didn't win a Super Bowl, though. They won a playoff game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, you can't, like, think about it, back in the day, you used to, the way you tackled, the way you went about being intimidating back there, now it's like, okay, well you gotta have ball skills, like, you gotta be jumping at.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, that was a great explanation. I love anybody buying it, but there is. Nah, listen, playing up front on the line, uhm, you know, the guard position is undervalued, but if you got pressure coming up the middle, you're in trouble.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because I mean that's a quick, that's a zero to a hundred real quick straight line to the quarterback. I also think that the Cleveland Browns being a power team.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I really, really believe this. Like if the Cleveland Browns want to get to where they want to go to.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They got the pieces, but the game plan and how you go about doing it is a little bit different. I think the Cleveland Browns are one team.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And, you know, the Titans are a team that will actually run the ball too, but.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They don't have the pieces that they have. The Browns have the complete set. They have the running.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They got the guards, they got the maulers, they got the running back who is tough to tackle, and he's a battering ram, they got the offensive line coach. If the Cleveland Browns have a passing attack that is, is new age, it could get the ball downfield, they got the prerequisites to actually


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Punish you. And a lot of teams don't have that. Like, it's almost a throwback. It's like fighting against a left-hand boxer as a heavyweight. You're like, when the last time you seen a heavyweight boxer left-hander? Like, you gotta get ready for it. It's just different. Uhm, and I think that that's the one key that the Browns do have is


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, the three people in the middle, led by Botonio, the center, uh, you know, Pochich and, and, and would tell her that they got, they have the ability to really physically beat you, especially if they get you down. Um, and they could keep the chains moving. So I agree with what you said. To me, Botonio is a borderline Hall of Fame guy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I think if the Browns can't do anything in the playoffs to get further in the playoffs, he's going to get more nerdy, right? It's a shame he didn't get it earlier in his career, kind of like Joe Thomas, but I agree. He's, he's very important. He's the most important person on the line, even though he's a guard.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, we were talking about this yesterday, I forgot how we got into it, Darren. Uhm, we were asking, is, is the Chiefs, is the Chiefs really that talented?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Is it, is it, is it Patrick Mahomes?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Or is it more of the, the roster is actually really, really, really good if you look at it on paper? Cause I said I was more scared of the Kansas City Chiefs when they had Tyreek Hill than I was last year, but they won last year too. Uhm, is it the roster or is it just Patrick Mahomes is that just much better than everybody?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, uh, we, we talked about it a little bit earlier, Darren, um, about, you know, getting Deshaun Watson and Deshaun had some comments saying, hey, you know, I shouldn't be mentioned in the top 10. I missed two years off. Um, from what we talked about a little bit was, you know, back when he was playing at his peak.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, he was a guy that was mentioned along the lines of, uh, uh, Patrick Mahomes. Now obviously Patrick has took his game to a whole new level.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, being what he is today. But if you, if, if you can get Deshaun Watson that is playing at a 2020 level.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where would you put him amongst the quarterbacks like an Allen, uh, you know, uh, Herbert or Burrow, uh, guys in the, guys in the AFC, you know, you got Rogers there as well. Where would you put him, uh, if you say, all right, let's slide 2020 Watson in that list and where does he rank?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And by the way, Darren, shout out to him. Darren's like, listen, if they bring an Ultimate Cleveland support show to Kansas City, Ultimate, he said I gotta be on the show. I'm Ultimate Kansas City.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Deshaun Watson 45. I told you I need 4,800. I told you I need 40 touchdowns.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If it's total touchdowns for Nick Chubb, I would go Nick Chubb 20. If it's total, I'm going Deshaun Watson because I think Deshaun Watson could get 6 on the ground.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Actually, if he ran really fast, right, and he jumped...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, so if he jumped, I can catch him by the waist paws and just go put him up. He can, he probably can do it. All he need is a little boost.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But 16 and 0 for Steve. Were you able to dunk in your prime? Stop. Why would you ask that question?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This is bad. I'm taking David. I'm going to Joku. I'm taking David. I'm taking David Bell. I'm taking David. I'm taking David Bell. At three ain't that, little, little, little. How many? Little option round on the goal line. At best he's their sixth pass catcher. One of them dudes gonna get hurt.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're going to find out. We're going to see. This is the, this is a tough one. I'm going with Miles Garrett every time though.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We hope that's fixed, bro. Like, he, don't get it twisted, he has crazy talent. Like, he's fast, he's like the new age guy. I saw him make a nice tackle the other day. Hopefully if he's not the focal point of what they're doing and he could just run around and tackle people.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think, I think, I think, no, no, I think J'King Grant is gonna return some punks. He'll go two punks. No, but it says kicks only.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's right. Most likely. I guess we don't know that for sure. Or, and then you look at, you got the Jets, the Dolphins, the Ravens, you might have to touch up too. Or the Chargers.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just close as hell. Uuuh, I'ma, I'ma go with-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If I went with my gut feeling, based on what I've seen as a Browns fan my whole life, it would be Mr. Plows. But...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I just, I, I, this team looks too talented to miss, like, they, they just can't miss. So I'ma go with the, the, uh, championship, make it to the AFC Championship game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And 50%, 30% chance they don't make the playoffs, 50% chance that they can go to AFC Championship.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, gee. Uhm, subscribe to The Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. Get the barbershop too. Go play around.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But here's the thing, they would get, Stefanski would almost get, almost get fired. He'd get fired immediately.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Come on Ellie, let's give the boys some space.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Absolutely not. You tell him to go find somebody else. Maria, I can't have this hanging over my head.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If anything, anything at all happens to him, it's on you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This public hearing of the United States Commission on Civil Rights will now come to order. There have been cross burnings, bombings, church burnings, and killings.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The whole idea of nonviolence is out the window.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] On the day after that bomb explosion of George, five young men made a trip to Bogalusa, Louisiana. They had heard about the Diggins.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The clan had signs saying, the clan is watching you. And they would have signs saying, the dickens are watching you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I go to a meeting of the Deacon for Defense and I observed the fact that they needed more weapons. So I invite Dip here along with a spokesperson for the deacons named James Stoke to California.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When they came back, they had the capacity to hit the street immediately to checkmate the Klan.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The black community, they are out by the hundreds to demonstrate and protest and they have these demands that they're giving to the city council and the mayor.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] To try to prevent demonstrations and marches.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The governor calling the National Guard.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There are these marches at night that are taking place.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] 300 marchers are arrested for parading without a permit.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's cold, they were stripped naked, they were given a laxative.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They surrender. They give in to the twelve demands.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] By using armed resistance, digging for defense and justice and enforcing that boycott, that wore down the Jim Crow white supremacy leadership and structure of Natchez.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Coming out of the Black Conscious Movement, I was looking to highlight the injustice of the unequal history here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're fixing to go left on Martin Luther King, slow just a minute. If you could see that, uh, that building right there, the two-story building is where the president of the Deacon for Defense and Justice, James Jackson, cut hair there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where we're going now is to show you where Wallace Jackson lived when he heard the explosion.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They are very simple. We have 12 of them. End police brutality.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're going to attend the protest until we get some of our requests.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When I got to the crime scene the second day, there were no fingerprints that were distinguishable.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But this one had so much powder, so much dust, uh, so much residue from the blast that there was nothing distinguishable as far as prints were concerned. They were looking for blasting caps and explosives. We tried to trace all of that. We had to find out when and where a bomb had been placed underneath his vehicle.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think we talked to two gas station owners and a repair shop. That all came up a big negative. All we could do is try to talk to people and see who may have seen something or heard something.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When I started, it was so hard to overcome that lack of trust between the victim's families and all of law enforcement.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What's hard is Stanley can give me stuff, I can't give anything to Stanley. That doesn't go both ways.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They were very quick to extreme violence.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You had informants with the FBI back in the 60s say, I can tell you who killed all these people. But that informant was so bad that he almost becomes not credible. Red Glover, there was so much circumstantial evidence that showed that he was involved.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] In the warless Jackson murder, in other murders, but the FBI at the time had


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Zero hard evidence to bring before a grand jury. That was the problem. They had nothing to go on besides, I know you did it. I know you did it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I wasn't expecting anyone. I know this looks a little odd.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I didn't know who it was. I can't be too careful these days.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't have time to go into it right now. I'll explain it all to you later. I will, but I have to go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I go swimming at night sometimes. In the river. I wasn't doing anything bad. I promise.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Is it true? You know when people are lying? I heard you could do that. That's why you're the sheriff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Please, don't be mad. What is it, TJ? I-I didn't stay under the water.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I will, I will. I just need to in my own time. By the way, thanks for covering for me. So, what are you doing here?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, oh, yes, the, the troll. I did see her. I mean, you know, we never really spoke, but she came off a tad intimidating.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know. By the end of the night, it's kind of a blur with all the names. Terra, Brandy, Amber, Heather... Sorry.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's all we get here, Smiths, Jones, or Johnsons. I think the last ones are jokes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I did see someone who I thought looked a lot like her, but she didn't say anything when she saw me, even though she knew that I saw her.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Listen Bigby, I assume you'll be filing some kind of an official report or something. Which is fine, it's just that I was wondering if I need to be in it. Do you have to mention my name? I mean, it's not like Beast would ever see your report. It's just, well, you never know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm not a prostitute, you idiot. I work the front desk.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Screaming or anything like that, but shouldn't I have? It just seemed like a totally normal night. How is that even possible? There's so much blood!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just do what he says. I'll explain later, okay?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The body. Jesus. You could say she. Poor girl. I just can't even imagine.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What's it mean? Why mark the page where she's sleeping?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What the hell? Like he can't deal with people when they're awake?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That makes him some kind of crazy, insecure, deviant. Maybe he killed her just because she woke up. Jesus.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Bigby, this? I think I heard this music last night. It was playing pretty loudly for a while and then stopped in the middle.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Find whoever has the key? I'm pretty sure this one must be held long term. And we don't keep a register or anything. This place is intentionally kind of anonymous.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] From now on, I'll just be down there imagining this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not involved in this!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Please, just do whatever you need to do and let's get out of here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Of course, that makes perfect sense. He's just acting out another part of the book.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Ugh, god, you'd think you'd know a person. Bigby, you have to tell her.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Snow's, eh, Snow's been through a lot. There are things she doesn't talk about. Just, please be careful.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know how you felt when you saw that picture? Well, it's going to be much worse for her. Just remember that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Hi Bigby, please excuse us for just a minute. Can I talk to you in private?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Thanks, but that's really not why I called.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We've been getting horrible phone calls. It's the Crooked Man's people.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Trying to collect, and we aren't safe. Even in our own home.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The lucky pond. That's where I borrowed the money. The crooked man's behind that place.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'd overheard people talking to Jersey about loans before. So, when I needed money, that's where I went. I didn't know what to do.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Jersey. You know, the Jersey Devil.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Probably dropping off a loan payment they squeezed out of some poor fable. But never the crooked man. Mainly it's just regular fables. I can see now that it was a mistake, but I'm not the only one who goes there, you know. I saw the woodsman's axe there just the other day. It was in a display case.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Sometimes, fables just don't have anywhere else to go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Sometimes fables sell things they brought from the homelands. Things you can't find anywhere else.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, that's over now. Maybe if you go there you can sort some things out.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I couldn't take them all with me, and she said she liked that one the best.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's a willow beetle. That's a big one. They're cool, cause when they're little they have these pouches that squirt juice at you if you touch them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Talk with the FBI agents. We were always told to give an answer they wanted to hear. Not the truth.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We would go in a restaurant and there would be several people sitting in there and my dad walked up and he dropped a silver dollar on the table and says, does that have a familiar ring to it? And uh, the guy sitting at the table said, yea, that sounds like freedom.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He gets turned into a pretzel and he's gone. I think people talk about, you know, give him one more chance because, you know, the Eagles have the best D-line in the game. You know, listen, just come back next week. He did play well to week one. Remember, he played okay.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's weird. So, are you guys, see y'all got kids? Are y'all still dropping your kids off at school taking them pictures, putting it on Facebook?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, I, like, like, I learned that, like, uh, a man can't urinate during sex on a bus.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It doesn't happen that way. It doesn't, it's actually impossible. And I remember this, this guy's name, his name was Gavin. So this dude named Gavin who... Stuck with you for all these years. Oh, and he used to wear all black. They were, they were matching black together. And I'm like, these guys are definitely not, they're not healthy. Right.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When I was coming up, it was a free-for-all. Yeaah, it was crazy. My kids loved it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] G? Let me get uhm, my Kool-Aid together. Oh boy, here we go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] See, I, I knew this would happen. I knew this would happen. The Browns are now in, in, in today's age. They're trying to go new way. We, we out of the stone ages where we have a four passing game. It isn't digging dunk and we try to, we do a lot of other different things we've been asking for. Now, all of a sudden,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You telling me cause you can't punch the ball in on the red zone is because Elijah Moore? First and foremost, he's all of what? Five what?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So, he's short. He's a, he's a, he's a scat type guy. You can't just say that's your goal line package. Where's David and Junko?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where's Amari Cooper? Where's Donovan Peoples Jones? What about your offensive line in your running game? Donovan, here's the thing, and I want to just get to it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't want people to start doing this. I don't want people to start being like...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Alright, if Deshaun Watson don't put up these type numbers, it's because that person is out or this person is out. Yeaah, right, exactly. Nah bro, all these other good quarterbacks don't matter. They just be throwing the ball to no-name gangsters and they still look good in the red zone. That's up to you, Stefanski. You got one guy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Why don't they have anybody backing him up doing the same stuff that Elijah Moore does, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You gotta have depth. I just think sometimes we'd be overthinking it. No, Deshaun Watson is the guy who you build your office around and that's a simple point blank period.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They yelled at me all last year for saying the offensive was built around Nick Chubb. They, they, yeaah, look, don't. You can't, you cannot run the ball every play. We're not about to do that. Like, it,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't get it. Here's the thing. I guess Elijah Moore, we like him. We got a couple of receivers now. It's cool. I get it. We got some receivers. We go throw the ball around. But come on, man. You're not, he's not even the highest paid on the squad. I mean, not even nowhere to be found.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So he had a lot of the build up, like he had the residue on his name. Like he just build up, build up, build up. I'm like, dang, DPJ about to get 1200? And then we haven't seen him or heard from him at all.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Have not seen, not, not just, okay, you're not playing, I'm not saying he's trash or something, I'm just saying, we have not seen him. We, we just ain't heard from him, bro, we just not.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes. So what you telling me is they got a chance to have 3,000 yard receivers.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's not happening. I think the Redskins did it, with Gary Clark and a few other guys.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Actually to be truthful, we didn't even, we didn't even understand. See, we tripped.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] For the first time, just in 2022. India has just taken over China. Really? Yes. And it will be like that for the future. Uh, China is number two. India has taken over them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] 275 million. Zbush never sleeps, all documentaries, YouTube.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Have you looked up, have you looked up by each position, generally speaking, how many NFL teams keep?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, and then we got Bell because they like Bell and he just does his work and he did score touchdowns all season. But Goodwin I don't think is playing. Grant, I don't know, what's up with him? We have not seen him at all. He's on the milk box. And Schwartz, we already know he was up out of here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh lord Jesus, this, uh, that kid's gonna play. Diabate? Diabate is going to play. So you got him instead of Knasek? Heck yeah. I got him better than Adams and Knasek. I don't know, listen, that guy, it, it,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Listen, I, if you gonna keep, it's one of, it's either between kinetic and atoms. Which one you want?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Diobate might be lined up starting for you. Really? That is how much he flashed.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This dude is nasty. He can move. He has instincts. Now guess what? He's not gonna come out. I'm not saying that he's out here the second coming of uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm keepin', I'm keepin' Harris, uhm, just for versatility sakes. I like guys that can play center and guard, so that means Wippler and Harris can play center or guard, I like that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you think he can still play, he went from your first team center to that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If I'm looking at it like, can Dunne play guard better than what, or how much he's giving up with hair?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But here's the thing, Ronnie Hickman is going to be on this team.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] In my opinion, first of all, you can't get that many interceptions and be around the ball that much and like flash and be like, okay, I really like Hitman. Now, if you want to say, I like Bell too, I liked D'Anthony Bell last year, I think he's a special teams guy. Meters and McAllister have no chance to make the roster.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know if they keep four. What may hurt him is, I don't know, is he going to play this week?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I wouldn't know. I haven't been spot shadowing Hickman on special teams so I wouldn't even know who's, what his special teams game is talking about. I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. I don't know how good of a gunner he is.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, he's just not the top ten. Mad high. Like, like, the special team coach was over like the left tackle.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, he, he's gonna be, he, I think he's the key to whether or not, people talk, people, he's the Reds.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, like, he's the key to whether or not we sit here talking about Deshaun Watson like, oh, he really throwing the ball. Like, because...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's the Kog and Pistol that people haven't really accounted for.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, and, you know, Kevin Stefanski knows what to do with tight ends, man. I mean, he schemes them open.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Kelsey would tell you, if you looked at Kelsey, you just put them on, like, take your clothes off, pause.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Not all of them. Oh, not all of them. Just some of them. Just, just, uh, you know. And staying here, and let's go through measurables, right? When you talk about height, weight, jumping ability, speed.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, he's better than Kelsey at all those, those tangible things.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And so the crazy part about it is, I don't understand, but Kelsey is open all the time. All the time. And he never drops the ball. And I'm like, why don't they just run the same routes? Can you just get, can't you just, can't you steal a playbook? Can't you just say, hey, hey, every route that Kelsey runs, just run that one. And so we'll see if you're open too.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't get it, but he's not Kelsey, obviously. He's not Kittle, obviously, but.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] His hands and blocking have gotten better. Remember before he couldn't block nobody. Yeaah, that's true.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This is why this shit is so fascinating because when you look at the Browns, like you just don't know what to expect. Everything is a projection.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You don't know really what offense they're gonna run. The guys who they used to really lean on.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You don't know if they're going to be a vocal part or a vocal part of what they want to do moving forward, even if it's a guy like Nick Chubb. Now, don't get it twisted. Nick Chubb's going to get his touches, but we still don't know how he's going to get his touches. Is it a pistol? Is he going to run in a shotgun? So it's like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Is he split out? Is, what are they doing with him? What are we looking for? Like, granted.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm still, it was four games, four days away, and I've seen the quarterback throw the ball three times. I don't know what the hell they ran.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Could be. Could be. So what you're telling me is you could have two receivers with a thousand and then Joku and another receiver with eight hundred.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So, so what I'm trying to sell is, I'm trying to sell two over a thousand, and two over


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So if you said, would you say that if like Elijah Moore, this will always gauge whether or not you good or not?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If Elijah Moore was playing for, I guess, the Chiefs, you could chalk him up for a thousand, right? Yes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Aditi, what do you make of Austin Watkins, uh, Jr.? Is it just a nice cute little story, or do you think the kid can really play?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then you talking about all-time great. Gee, Cooper Cupps top five wide receiver. He's not Aaron Donnell.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I know people like, oh, this ain't nothing. McNuggets ask a good question.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That uh, Andrew Barron, is that savvy? No.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The most this year. So they went from, oh, we ain't got no money to 34 million. If it was so simple, everybody would be doing it, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's going to be a starter at some point this year. Who cares? They're going to be a starter and they think that he's going to be eventually an All-Pro.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So them reps, now we're doing a lot of extrapolating, but if you ask, would you rather have an all pro left tackle or all pro receiver?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you get Stefan Diggs, I mean, I couldn't say the Browns are Super Bowl favorites.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like we've been relatively easy and I think Coach Stefanski is saying, look, I don't like getting people hurt. We've been relatively easy with, with, with, uh, injuries. If any injury happens to a big time player.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I would tell you though, something's very normal that you wouldn't think. I travel with my own, uh, I travel with my own bread and I bring my own avocados. Are you serious? Yes I do. So I have an avocado orchard.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, okay, another thing, very normal, very normal. I do not, the one thing I will not do is, is send my underwear out to be washed or cleaned.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And the reason why I called it the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa because even then I was thinking this will just be one, this will be like the satellite school and then I will, I will do others. But it's taken me a while to get it right. It took me about 10 years to actually get it right. So thank you for that question and actually thinking about where to do it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Big deal is no longer a taboo that people say they recognize themselves immediately. I will tell you this that when I, uh, when my girls, some of my girls first came here,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I was talking to one on the phone who, all the girls had said, this girl is depressed, she hasn't come out of her dorm, blah, blah, blah. And we, on the phone, googled all the symptoms for depression.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And this girl, who's now, by the way, doing very well, but said to me, I said, so your every single symptom of depression, you need to get help. And she said, I can't be depressed, I'm African. And Africans don't get depressed.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I can't be depressed. I'm African. So I want to erase that, and the way to do it is by talking about it more. So watch the series.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Ella Karcher lives on a fixed income. Her lot rent's just gone up and it all adds up to a bill she can't afford.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What I found, and again, just as a heartless person, is that, you know, the, the, the customers are stuck there. They don't have any option. They can't afford to move the trailer. They don't have three grand.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So, the only way they can object to your rent raises is to walk off and leave the trailer.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] In which case it becomes abandoned property and you recycle it and put another person in it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So you really hold all the cards. So the question is what do you want to do? How high do you want to go? Wow.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] First of all, Carlisle started off with immediate 8% increase, space rent. So that was a threat to most of us who are living on fixed income. I don't know what's going to happen.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world, and today I am here with FaZe Banks and Mike, who we were just debating, uh, what we should refer to Mike as, but we're gonna go with Mike of Impulsive for this particular headline.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's the problem, that's my issue with you, is that you don't have to do shit, and you don't seem to be putting that pressure on yourself to make YouTube videos, which I guess is good for your content, but at the same time, it's kind of annoying to know, like, oh, Faze Banks has enough money that he doesn't have to give a shit about this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And that's why you're annoying too, is because you, you disappear for a year and a half and then you come back and the views are stupid. They're still there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There was, I realized that from watching his vlogs that it's like, oh, this dude that people talk about him like he's just this annoying ass meme and this is years ago. But I was like, oh, like he's actually like, I like his vlogs a lot when he was still just doing his vlogs because he was so sarcastic and funny. And it was just like, he was kind of taking the piss out of the kids.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He kind of gets it, because a lot of times, you know, when you're in that situation, like, like you have to go through a lot of those situations, but when Rice was getting destroyed for having done some


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, and that's the, the people who get canceled are the people who there's an expose that makes you feel like, oh, I thought I knew you and now I don't. Like that's why James Charles lost all the subscribers is because at first, and I don't think it really lasted, but at first all of his fans were like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] James is fucking innocent here. He didn't do shit. And the stuff that he's being accused of is not really that big a deal. And it doesn't seem like there's any fucking evidence, but I didn't have the heart to make a video saying that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And when that happened, I was like, damn, he's brave for doing that. And then that's exactly how it played out. And I was like, I'm a pussy cause I could have made that exact video saying the exact thing. And I would have believed it a hundred percent, but I was too scared to be the first one through the wall.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think about that all the time how there'll be rappers who are like just as famous as YouTubers but the YouTubers walk around like it's all good because like the worst thing that could potentially happen to them is that they have to take too many photos or something but then the rappers sometimes are like


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Definitely. Let me just say something real quick, uh, Nojumper, this Friday, we got a meet and greet in Chicago, we got a whole pop-up shop, all the information is on the Nojumper Instagram, uh, yeaah, so we'll be out there during the, uh, and you'll be out there too.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We are gonna hang out in Chicago, it's going down. And then also in London, right after that. Anybody out here who is even anywhere close to London, come on out to our shows that we're doing. It's also on the No Jumper Instagram and Twitter.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeaah, me and a couple members of the squad and my girl, yeaah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And you're just cuddled up with her. It doesn't really bother me, but it's interesting to think about.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, but this is the thing, is that there's dudes in the porn world who are famous.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It hurt me to see that because I wouldn't even know who Tfue was if it wasn't for you coming up to me at a party and being like, this is Tfue, he's the man, he's blowing up on YouTube, you gotta interview him, blah blah blah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Respect for being able to admit that, cause I've definitely been there. It's a weird thing to come to grips with.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And that's who you're up against now, is that you're sort of in contention with all these brands that are really well funded, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's one rule of the internet and things going viral is that anything new plus porn equals viral. Like I remember I was hanging out with this girl when Google glasses came out. She did the Google glasses porn went viral as hell, you know?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Really? Can I just say one thing? When I was at Fox Hall, there was this girl I used to hook up with and, you know, I go away for, I don't see her because I'm only coming back for over Christmas is when we used to hang out and one year in between us hanging out, she gets hit by a car and has her


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Frontal lobe removed and she became like a sociopath. So when I would go see her after that, she became so much like meaner, but like didn't even know that she was being mean. She was like cheating on her boyfriend with me. She's doing all these horrible things. She became a completely different person because she lost her frontal lobe.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's the thing, everybody out here is working on something for better or for worse because a lot of times, you know, you meet people and it's just so insanely transparent that they just want something from you and that's the only, and that's just normal shit in LA. Whereas in New York, it's like, I feel like even if you are some degree of celebrity or whatever,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That you're still more likely to get like a real conversation out of people. New York is a place where it's a lot more fun to be famous than LA. Because people in New York are way more reserved about asking you for photos or all that kind of shit. From my experience, I've noticed.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But isn't it weird how it's slowly getting to the point where guys like us do not want to call ourselves liberal because of how disgusting the climate is when it comes to-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because then you know that wherever you land, whether you got a million followers or a hundred thousand or whatever, that-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You deserve that, and that's exactly where you're supposed to be. If you're presenting a fake-ass version of yourself, then you're always gonna be thinking,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Google themselves are scared shitless of regulation and they're scared of what's gonna happen to their companies, they're gonna get broke up, they're gonna get regulated. So Google themselves, like the reason why they wouldn't kick Crowder off the platform is because


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The, the idea of monetizing on any platform besides YouTube is completely non-existent and that's a big part of the problem.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let me ask you this. Did Mom's Basement die because of YouTube's prohibitive monetization policies?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But weren't you guys spending like 10 grand on an episode and it just became like, cause you were infuriated when they demonetized your Shane Dawson episode, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's one question, but what I'll say is that anytime you have any kind of burgeoning or growing niche


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] These arguments are gonna play out one way or another, like you could look at the most sophisticated developed sports and stuff, like maybe you look at the NBA and it's like yeaah, you don't see a ton of like super public arguing and riffing between the teams and stuff because you do have the league really trying to stop that and they're gonna punish you, they're gonna fine you if you do something inappropriate, whatever.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't necessarily think that that is the best end result situation. I like when the people who are loud and proud, like I like the fact that in hip hop, you are quite likely to see


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Someone who's like an elder statesman of hip hop, like a TI or whoever, get on his Instagram story. When he has a problem with Kodak Black, he gets on his Instagram story and says, listen here motherfucker. You know, I like that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The business people though, they want the brand to be bigger than any individual star. And they probably look at your star power and the fact that all these kids are so beholden to you as kind of like a liability.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I respect that about you, even though I've had a girlfriend for three years, so my like, tolerance for doing disgusting shit is not really as high as it used to be.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, it's like, and the girl's not under the, you know, that's the thing I hate about being in a relationship, or being single is just having to fake.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But judging by my new found podcast standards, you are boring as fuck.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He has an SDD for sure. You wanna review the super chats here?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Don't follow at rail clips on Instagram fresh skate clips daily. Shut up. Uhm, Dallas, Houston and Arlington bout it. I know splurge. Did he really spend two dollars to comment just to tell me that he knows a rapper that I know? That's pretty cool.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Vincent Amador said phase up. Okay. Oh, what about Etika? Did you know him?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that was fucked. What they said was fucked. But let's have a real conversation about it. You knew Attica, anything? No, honestly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's like you've been around long enough that people, that most of your fans don't remember the early part of your career, so they have, they don't really know how you got put on in the first place. They kind of assume that at one point you were like a daily vlogger.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And that's why I think when I look at the stuff that a lot of, you know, young kids end up arguing about on DramaAlert or whatever, it's just that they don't have much life experience, so they think that they're going through some shit when they're really not, you know?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But that, and that's the question too, because Etika was publicly melting down for months.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's crazy that you created like a billion dollar business and you're just figuring this out now.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Probably like less pussy than a lot of people I see talking about it. And that's a big part of what goes through my brain when I'm reading about mental health is like, some of you are fucking pussies and you're just using this mental health thing to be a big old excuse for the fact that you have no coping mechanisms.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] From having this sort of conversation about mental health taking place in the public arena where you could just see people talking about that stuff. Cause when I think about what my life was like when I was 16, I was clearly depressed as fuck and miserable.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But I didn't have the language to even describe how I felt, and nobody was approaching me, like nobody, like I remember the first time when I court ordered therapists or whatever, I was having a conversation with them, and he started to suggest basically that there were like reasons why I was fucked up in the head, things from my childhood, everything like that, and it was the first time I had ever


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] My parents didn't know what the fuck they were feeding us when I was a kid. It's stuff like that, you know, where it's like the food, like they just didn't, they weren't, you know, in the eighties or the nineties, they, they didn't know what was the healthy shit to feed a kid.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You're not, you're not, you're, well how are you Big Mike, but you're not the Big Mike from NoFX. You're a fake ass Big Mike.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's like my whole life story is like, I feel like I've been...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Recovered from drugs, the drug being pussy for like the last three years by having a girlfriend even though we have threesomes all the time and all this shit, but it still feels like I'm like, because


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm, that's one thing I realized about myself is that, and that's the scary thing about the idea of being single, is that I'm addicted to fucking girls, and to running around, and to me, if I'm fucking a bunch of girls, I'm doing drugs and I'm drinking and I'm like, it all comes with it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I just want to say much respect to Bella Thorne for leaking her own nudes instead of living in fear of the hacker and also I want to say that I saw Bella Thorne's nudes and I didn't care at all and it was just like, at this point.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Who cares? She seems super cool. I never met her, but she seems dope. She's a good girl. I was happy that she did that, but also when I was looking at the tweet and seeing her boob for the first time, I was like, why should any girl be worried about this? They should have control over how it's released and everything, but why is it that big a deal?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let's be more honest. This is an area where there's a lot of rich people and there's a lot of poor people that live in relatively close parameters.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And there's people who want to rob people for walking around flaunting their fucking wealth out here. And it's, you know, it's the same conversation you have with girls. It's like, yes, of course I agree that you should be comfortable wearing whatever you want to wear. But at the same time, you've got to be smart and realize that you're a fucking valuable commodity and you got to be careful.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I was surprised when I realized that nobody had ever seen her nipples publicly like that because to me, but I mean, I guess you could say the same thing about Tana. Tana's like hanging out with her all the time. I know Tana to be this wild ass bitch, but she don't show a nipple.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I told you, you had to fucking ease into this. You know, I'm not good at easing into it. That's my girl. Ten is the ho.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I never said that. I don't know. But maybe, maybe as a joke. No, this is me. I walk into the bar back home. This is the last time I ever went back because my family moved out here. I don't know if I'm ever going back. I walk into the bar. My fucking friend sees me across the bar and he just yells, what's up you fucking faggot? And I'm like, oh, I'm back. I'm back. That's what I'm talking about man.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] religion is, it's like I want to protect the right of the religious fucking


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But let's be real, the Alex Jones thing has nothing to do with what he said about Sandy Hook. It has to do with him being an easy target for the left to D platform, and they successfully did it. And what he said about that shit, yea, I agree, it's super offensive, but it wasn't about what he said. It was about him being an easy target.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Center right people believing that Steven Crowder was actually filming like hate speech for YouTube. It's not true. It's not true at all and it was never the case.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's demonetized, but they, but that was actually a really important decision on YouTube's behalf that they didn't take his channel down when they had everybody from Vox, et cetera, breathing down their neck. But they realized that the reality is if you were gonna get rid of Steven Crowden, then you gotta get rid of every single late night host.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Cause they all are saying shit about Trump being gay, Trump sucking Putin's dick, blah blah blah. All that shit's more offensive than anything Crowder ever said about this Carlos guy, who is a fucking douchebag for the record.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Over a course of like five or six years, you know, it's like at the end of the day, that Carlos dude is mad that Steven Crowder makes videos critiquing his political positions. But you can't get people deleted for that. So he's trying to get them deleted because he called him gay a couple of times over the course of a long period of time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The left is turning people like Alex Jones and fucking Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder into free speech heroes because the left is taking a side that no, the mainstream political crowd, nobody is ever gonna get on board with that and actually, when they actually do polling,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And all of the positions that that party takes on.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, and my salad's almost here, and also I have to piss really bad, so I feel like... Do you want to shut it down? I feel like...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're gonna talk a lot more in the future. I feel like this is definitely gonna have a part two to it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Not much of a request. She's in this very room. Nobody right now.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] These lips are sealed. It's not my choice of phrasing, baby. It's simply the way this has to be.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He will tell us eventually who killed Snow White. I have too many methods to inspire you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because I think I have a secure handle on things.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Good. I didn't think you'd have any objections, of course, to this whole thing. Not with your history. But sometimes people surprise you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now what do you exactly take that for?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Is the mirror fixed or isn't it?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well you did and I know. The cat's out of the bag. So, can we


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It seems he spoiled your every attempt at locating him. And now it's none of my business?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That he has the stones to kill prostitutes like any common sex-frightened serial killer and not face a real challenge.