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[Assistant] And you learned all this shit yourself, like, did anyone sorta like advise you or teach you how to be the social media genius that you are, or was that mostly self-taught?


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[Assistant] Damn, that's crazy. Hey, so, but, but, the, the, one more thing about the Chance thing. The Chance song, did you expect him to actually, like, release it, like, a formal official song, like, on iTunes and everything? I couldn't believe it when I saw that he put it out, like, that official.


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[Assistant] Because Chance probably makes a million songs, like he probably actually makes like a hundred or two hundred songs for every song he puts out, I'm guessing.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. Uh, is there anybody else who's really like, looked out for you or who has reached out to you so far in the game?


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[Assistant] That's my brother, that's my brother for sure. You probably don't even know the Ian Conner podcast, like before the X podcast, before the Lil Pump shit, whatever, that Ian Conner podcast, that was one of the first really lit ones I ever had.


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[Assistant] It was maybe like the fifth no jumper, or like it was like less than the tenth one, it was huge.


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[Assistant] We let them smoke cigarettes on the show too, and that was the first time anybody had ever smoked cigarettes on the show, and all of a sudden it was like everybody was smoking cigarettes.


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[Assistant] I thought that was the craziest shit I'd ever seen at the time. And that's what I was kinda thinking about when I seen you open the Aeropostale package. I was like, oh shit, like he's actually, he's just gonna like take this brand and run with it and like add his own vibe to it.


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[Assistant] That's official. Uhm, what do you got coming up? Like, anything planned out? Anything coming up in the near future? The book.


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[Assistant] You know what happens when I sh- I've showed your stuff to a couple different people where I said like, hey, have you heard Tisa Korean? And they say, no, uh, pull it up. And then the first thing they say is, he ain't Korean. Do you get that a lot?


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[Assistant] Well, Korea is like the coolest country. They're considered to be like the coolest, most elite Asian country, I believe. That's what I hear.


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[Assistant] This would be the most lit shit, is that next time you're here, we gotta take you to a Korean BBQ restaurant. They bring out the piles of meat and the vegetables and everything, and then they just create this big open flame with the pot and you're just taking all the shit and putting it in the pot and cooking it yourself.


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[Assistant] Combining all the different bites together with all the different shit is an experience. And a lot of it tastes weird as hell so it's a little bit...


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[Assistant] It's different from, I mean, it's very different than IHOP, just what I'm gonna say, but I feel like you would definitely fuck with some of it at least.


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[Assistant] Alright bro, well hey, I appreciate you coming through and I'm very happy to be the one communicating your positivity to the people.


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[Assistant] Hey, and everybody watching this, if you somehow don't already follow TaoiseachKorean on Instagram, you are fucking up, because that is one of the-


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[Assistant] Coolest, greatest spots of energy on the internet right now.


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[Assistant] Hey! Appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much for coming through. Everybody check my man out on Instagram, YouTube, iTunes, all that. Help him get his bag up. No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes.


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[Assistant] Just another day in Full-Fronterdale. Archie and Sam finally know the truth about vaccinations. Just hope everyone else opens their eyes before it's too late.


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[Assistant] Cancel for, uh, cancel for what?


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[Assistant] It might be something whenever, whenever I end up getting like an NT or even an emulator or something like that I might consider it a little bit more.


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[Assistant] Okay, it's a little bit there.


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[Assistant] All of this is utterly immoral and completely at odds with our mission.


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[Assistant] Most importantly, the lack of coordination between policies leaves most victims unattended and vulnerable.


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[Assistant] I used to be stationed on Trypticon, remember? I can find my way.


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[Assistant] Perceptor, I'm not alone. Starscream is here, along with some goons.


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[Assistant] No, just scavenging. Starscream is always looking for an edge.


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[Assistant] I've reached the chamber with the controls for the weapon systems. Excellent.


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[Assistant] Sorry about that Starscream. Turns out Perceptor and I needed to borrow it.


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[Assistant] Our dad would put a quarter in and we'd run up and you know pull the thing down and run out.


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[Assistant] I made us a playlist for you and I together. Horrible. You should be thankful. I don't have time to make playlists anymore.


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[Assistant] No, we all weigh in. I definitely take a family survey, but it's usually after the baby's born and or trying to figure out what the baby looks like. I usually go about three or four days nameless until I feel that it really connects.


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[Assistant] I was like, I know in my soul his name is Rain and Scott didn't believe me.


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[Assistant] And uhm, so that's like our one kind of name. Rob West.


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[Assistant] So, I think it would be fun every once in a while.


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[Assistant] And I would love to spend more time in Chicago. It's his home. It's, you know, what made him and I, I definitely want to spend more time there, but it, you know, it would be hard.


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[Assistant] I can't wait for that to happen when the kids are a little bigger and just to show them the craziness.


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[Assistant] I mean they're, you know, I was obviously a little bit joking, but Courtney and I have sat our kids down and like had little conversations with them and I think as they get older we'll continue to have that conversation and just explain to them.


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[Assistant] I mean the other day I took North to a wedding and she was rolling down the window and going,


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[Assistant] Yeah, he uhm, and he was so not sure about it, but he saw the Incredibles and he saw that Mr. Incredible and


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[Assistant] Elastigirl sit and they do their interviews together at the beginning. And so he's like, you know what? They're superheroes. We're superheroes. We are like the Avengers. They can do it. The Incredibles!


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[Assistant] Yeah, we didn't really have a name for it because it's more of just a healing experience. It was something that Kanye... It looks like fun.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it really is this healing experience for anyone that just is...


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[Assistant] There's actually, there's no praying, there's no sermon, there's no word, it's just music and it's just a feeling.


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[Assistant] Yes, it definitely has. It's a lot of gospel songs. It is a, it's very, yeaah, there's the choir, it's gospel music, uhm, it is... Sing Jesus Walks. Yeah, so it's kind of a mixture. Thank you, Courtney. Thank you.


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[Assistant] And the ocean could also swallow you up at any given time. You know, it's unpredictable.


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[Assistant] Fish in Staten Island for 20 years, you pretty much know what the tides are. The tide was the highest tide I ever seen on Staten Island.


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[Assistant] I ran up the whole entire block, and I said, this is the storm, we have to leave, or there's a good chance you're gonna die.


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[Assistant] We went to the window and the car was being washed down the block already.


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[Assistant] There's no escape now. Now the thing is we're stuck in this house.


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[Assistant] When Halo fired, it shook itself to pieces. Did a number on the arc. The portal couldn't sustain itself. We made it through just as it collapsed. Oh. Some of us made it.


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[Assistant] But you did it. Truth and the Covenant, the Flood, it's finished.


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[Assistant] A lot can happen in four years. Either way, he's probably not alone. We should be careful.


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[Assistant] The good news is these Covenant aren't outfitted like standard military. It's possible we just came across a rogue salvage ship.


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[Assistant] That's one possibility. You'll have to prime the launch for ignition.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. The pattern's different. I'll try to triangulate its position.


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[Assistant] Warthogs, I'm still in one piece. Nice to see your luck is holding out.


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[Assistant] In service of Forerunner Shieldworld, designate Requiem.


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[Assistant] I'm detecting power fluctuations in several locations. I'll put them up for you.


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[Assistant] Hopefully we can find some way to get this cartographer back online.


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[Assistant] It's alright. This energy is actually a ferroelectric data field.


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[Assistant] This type of processing system usually works in parallel. Will have to locate its twin.


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[Assistant] The cartographer should be back online. We may be able to use it to track the ship's location.


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[Assistant] She was supposed to be massive, but the project was only in prototype when we left.


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[Assistant] While you were busy, I managed to clear up another transmission from infinity.


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[Assistant] That's the kicker. It's the Forerunner symbol for Reclaimer.


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[Assistant] Related to the Sentinels, I'm guessing, but it's hard to say without a closer look. Come on, let's figure out where that transit system dumped us.


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[Assistant] Negative. This is as close as I could get us. Hope you don't mind hoofin' it a little.


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[Assistant] Similar cortical footprint as the tower AIs. They're connected alright.


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[Assistant] From that peek under the hood, I'd say these constructs must be mimetic in nature.


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[Assistant] When the big ones explode, that momentary flash we're seeing is actually a data purge.


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[Assistant] So far, I've pulled multiple strings referring to the big ones as Promethean Knights. Beyond that though, things get a bit dense.


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[Assistant] The relay interference is increasing. We must be getting close to the pylon.


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[Assistant] They'll get caught in the gravity well. I'll keep trying to warn them. You just get that beam down.


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[Assistant] This doesn't make any sense. Why would they care about a broadcast relay?


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[Assistant] The Covenant are making a push for something on the far side of the satellite.


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[Assistant] A topographical scan of the area shows a break in the foliage north of here. Should be big enough to bring in a dropship for Evac.


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[Assistant] Sorry about back there. That hatchet security was more difficult than I expected.


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[Assistant] It's possible that they're native to Requiem, or whatever counts as native for a forerunner AI.


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[Assistant] Interesting. These symbols are a derivation of the Forerunner glyph system.


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[Assistant] Cortana to infinity. We are entering the Forerunner structure.


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[Assistant] Almost like the sentinels wanted us to get the particle cannons offline.


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[Assistant] Article canon network must use these arrays for targeting and guidance.


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[Assistant] Cortana to infinity. The guns should be offline. How's it look from up there? Infinity!


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[Assistant] Chief, what happened? Your bio readings are all over the map.


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[Assistant] I know that part. The librarian filled me in when she snatched me from the system. But what I don't know is what she did to you.


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[Assistant] I can give you over 40,000 reasons why I know that sun isn't real.


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[Assistant] But for all that, I'll never actually know if it looks real. If it feels real.


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[Assistant] Before this is all over, promise me you'll figure out which one of us is the machine.


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[Assistant] Initiating pre-flight diagnostics. Forward autocannon, check. Viral rail turrets, check. Main thrusters, check. Auxiliary boosters, check. Alright, keying engine.


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[Assistant] It may be awhile before we find another ride home. You know that, right?


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[Assistant] If we disrupt their communications, I can forge an override code and convince it to lower those defenses.


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[Assistant] That's it. Transmission buffers are overflowing. Get us to the-


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[Assistant] Installation 3. It's where Infinity found the coordinates for Requiem.


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[Assistant] What are you waiting for? That station's not gonna save itself.


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[Assistant] Inventory lists seven excavation-grade havoc mines. Just one of those would turn this base into a piñata.


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[Assistant] Spinning up a broadsword and hang her C-11. Whatever the librarian did to you obviously worked.


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[Assistant] Locking onto his transmission. He's not the composer. We can take them both out at once.


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[Assistant] I'll try to route us to the composer. Put me in the system.


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[Assistant] Roll in tell the guards outside that Captain Alasky has requested my presence in his ready room and block all further communications.


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[Assistant] G Bush, I'll start with you. What's, what's kind of going through your mind is Deshaun Watson takes off in a preseason game. Are you comfortable with him running the ball like he did in that situation considering what the stakes were?


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[Assistant] We cannot control technology as much as we would like to. Unfortunately, sometimes the internet has other thoughts and we're trying to put on a killer show, but we had monster numbers already and we're going to get back to those monster numbers here in a sec. So hit that like button, hit that subscribe button and continue to support us here on the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show as we approach the upcoming football season.


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[Assistant] Sean Watson won three for three, Jay, but some of the backup quarterbacks on the Browns roster, the other guys outside of Watson.


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[Assistant] Looked pretty damn good too, including the rookie Dorian Thompson Robinson, who once again showed out in front of a packed crowd.


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[Assistant] Before we get to that, we'll talk receivers in a sec, but I have a PCC read to do about our quarterback 2 situation here in Cleveland. And whenever we do a PCC read, it's brought to us.


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[Assistant] If you're looking for a job with career advancement and great benefits, well, PCC Airfoils is a leading manufacturer in Northeast Ohio, all locations of PCC Airfoils in Eastlake, Mentor, Wycliffe, and Minerva.


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[Assistant] Are hiring for all positions starting at $18 and up. Plus full benefit packages, paid time off and a signing bonus. You can apply online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. Last night, we put a poll out on our YouTube community tab, 1800 votes, 1800.


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[Assistant] We asked who would you rather see beat QB2 for the Browns this year? Not who will end up winning the QB2 job. Who would you rather see? Can I predict it? Sure.


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[Assistant] And for the first time ever, Bull is the closest on a YouTube guest. Well, I know our fan. 85% went with DTR15, went with Dobbs. The chatroom is brought to you by Kool-Aid.


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[Assistant] Kind of right, not right, but the kind of take that coincides with the poll and you guys had said that Dobbs has the experience, so the people who commented on the poll,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had a trio of receivers. Anthony Schwartz continues to make things harder on himself. Dropped another pass. I thought he had two drops.


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[Assistant] Austin Watkins? No, Watkins we heard. No, he was first. Oh, you said second.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's 6'5, 250 in his third season. He has one target in his NFL career. So he never got a chance to actually produce in the NFL.


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[Assistant] And according to all reports, the injury, he did leave the game. That's right. X-rays came back negative.


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[Assistant] And much else, that is David Bell. David Bell, if he was not part of our squad, he is now, cause Steve punched him up as a member, when he meant to punch up the members to your graphics. So David Bell, welcome to the UCSS family that gets you custom emojis and member only preview perks for $4.99 a month. You can be in the Stefanski tier, that's the coaches tier, gets you all those same starter tier perks, plus overtime videos, member shout outs.


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[Assistant] And much, much more. We got some new perks rolling out for our coaches tier members once football season officially starts back up in the regular season. So check that out.


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[Assistant] Can I say one thing on the kicking competition? I don't even know where I lie on this. I would like them to bring in someone. I'm with you on that. And I get Stefanski trying to


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[Assistant] Show people that they're scared that if there's a competitive state here.


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[Assistant] And maybe I'm looking too much into it, that'll rattle Cade York's confidence even more. No.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, but they said if the 49ers had beat the Eagles, they were going to call Philip Rivers. He would have started for them in the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Real quick, we got a super chat, then I got one more question for you guys to move on. Kennedy Oblowski says, Bjorkes as a holder with other kickers has not been good, we broke that down last year. Go check out the segment we did with Jay Feeley about that, that was really good. I asked you guys this before, I'm just curious, Jay and Bull specifically.


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[Assistant] When a kicker has the yips or when you have a closer that is not a, not top tier.


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[Assistant] We gotta get back to baseball, uh, before we do that and we'll get to Jim Schwartz in one sec. I just want to remind everybody one more time that if you head to fanatics.com slash UCSS, you can get some elite


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[Assistant] Cleveland Brown swag and help us out on the backend. We get 3% of all sales that go to the fanatic site. So if you're going to buy Brown's gear for yourself, for friends, for family, for any presence, whatever you need, use that link. It's in the chat.


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[Assistant] Let's get back to it. Jim Schwartz, first impression of his defensive guys playing with the starters. Obviously they played the first game without most of these starters.


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[Assistant] On the defensive line, Juan Jones. I bet you Jones catches a touchdown pass this year. You think? I do think he catches a touchdown pass.


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[Assistant] How long is Tommy Toge I've been a member of the Browns? Three? Is this his third year? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Were you guys aware, because I learned on Friday night, he wears jersey number 69.


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't think I remember ever watching him make a single play before the sack.


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[Assistant] You can take, take it full here, Steve. We got it. He's wearing 69 in the game. Maybe that's why it confused me. Yeaah. But I, I looked at her, I was like, who the hell, who the hell's 69? It was Togi. I, and I was like, well, that's the first time you didn't wear that last year.


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[Assistant] I, I just, I didn't know when he did it. I was like, I didn't know he was 69. I'll be damned. But I was wrong. I was wrong.


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[Assistant] I got one more read and then we're done with reads for today guys. We have crushed the reads today. Shout out to us. If you are not already a member, actually we did members, you know, we didn't do yet on Wednesday, the next edition of behind the glass last week's episode, 14,000 views.


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[Assistant] Wow. 14,000 views. Now it helped that we had Shelby Harris breaking news five minutes before we launched. That helped.


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[Assistant] We crushed it. It has been a lot of fun. Earl, myself, Anthony, get on. We will preview Thursday's game. I know a lot of the starters won't play, but we'll still give you a full preview. That will be Wednesday night behind the glass. Check it out. And with that, linebackers.


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[Assistant] So he didn't play enough snaps to qualify, that's why you can't find it. If you put his grade in the grand scheme of linebackers, he would have finished 78th out of 82.


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[Assistant] But I don't think they, I don't know that they work. On the flip side.


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[Assistant] I really did like what I saw from Jok though. There were a couple plays where he blew it up in the backfield and for the first time since at least I was dialed into the brand that I am now.


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[Assistant] He was playing aggressive and it didn't look like he was thinking, he was just playing.


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[Assistant] Real quick, we just asked the YouTube chat what they thought. Who's right in this one? We had over 200 votes. Jng, 56% on your side. Bull on the other side of this one here.


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[Assistant] Speaking of positions that overall throughout the NFL seem to be devalued is running back and although we value Nick Chubb here on this show more than maybe any other program in the world, the Browns did bring in another running back in Jordan Wilkins this weekend to kind of give Chubb a little bit of a


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[Assistant] In the last decade, last 10 seasons, how many times has a quarterback thrown for 45 or more touchdowns? Three.


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[Assistant] I'd say two. Gee. Six. Both spot on. Three times. Yeah, it doesn't happen very often. Until this year when Deshaun Watson does it again. Mahomes did it once, right? You got him for 48.


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[Assistant] We've never seen this type of offensive reaction from any of the other installations. Other installations? Mr. Lasky.


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[Assistant] A science team got zapped excavating a forerunner artifact. This sensor data is all that was left.


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[Assistant] And our geeks managed to pull some coordinates. I'll give you three guesses where it led.


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[Assistant] Mr. Lasky, you take point, I want boots on the ground in 60. Captain.


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[Assistant] This is a first contact scenario, Master Chief. Priorit-


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[Assistant] You know, I think you, of all people, would appreciate the benefit of living to fight another day.


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[Assistant] I know you've been off the field for a while, Master Chief, but this is a blow-through walk. Sending in a recon would just slow us down.


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[Assistant] Shadow Company, Castle Company, put some pressure on those other particle cannons.


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[Assistant] Infinity cannot handle that kind of punishment. Not again.


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[Assistant] With all due respect, sir, I know what I saw.


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[Assistant] And with all due respect to you, soldier, I'm not willing to jeopardize my ship because of the hallucinations of an aging Spartan and his malfunctioning AI. Sir, what if he's right?


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[Assistant] Nav, as soon as we know we're airtight, I want a course late into Karenay station. Come, prepare a warning beacon.


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[Assistant] Shout out to Bull. You know, Bull has helped sharpen my skills, man. Shout out to Steve Becker for giving me the opportunity. Mike and Anthony and Steve behind the glass.


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[Assistant] I love being here. It's helped grow my career. I came into this game thinking, damn, I want to be a sports radio talk host.


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[Assistant] Not even knowing that one day I'll be on TV in some shape or form. So, love being here, G. All I'ma tell the fans is, every Saturday,


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[Assistant] Well, I'm not gonna complain. Uh-huh.


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[Assistant] So tell me more about Rio, what else did I miss? Oh man, the place is a mess.


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[Assistant] I mean, too many Covenant asylum seekers. All pinned up. Yeah, DeMarco said it was crazy. Well, it could have been worse. I mean, look what happened to New Phoenix.


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[Assistant] This house should have been a total knockdown. Uhm, the city came in, did their survey, and said no, we can lift it.


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[Assistant] So now we're at Crimson's Delivery Service. How come we never get the interesting jobs?


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[Assistant] I was advised to keep Catherine in the darkest, deepest hole I could find. Or have her removed from the equation entirely. Regrettably, I chose to do neither.


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[Assistant] So, Captain, today I shall follow my predecessor's advice.


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[Assistant] You are hereby ordered to eliminate Dr. Catherine Elizabeth Halsey.


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[Assistant] When I think about that time, I think about spring.


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[Assistant] Little bit of freckles across her nose. Bright blue eyes. Paying attention to what her clothes looked like and her hair. Never stop talking. Talk to Mile a minute.


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[Assistant] I thought, well, you know, she was just finishing up softball. She had been to the track meet, you know, it all kind of, well, it could have been an injury. I gave her some ibuprofen.


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[Assistant] As the night wore on her pain got worse. She didn't sleep much that night.


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[Assistant] Woke me up a couple of times asking if she could take a hot bath or have another ibuprofen.


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[Assistant] I remember sitting there watching the sun come up and thinking, how did she get so sick? How did this happen so fast?


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[Assistant] I asked him what were the odds of her making it, getting well.


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[Assistant] With a squeaky voice, like no, really? You're not really talking about ECMO.


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[Assistant] She was first put on one antibiotic that's good for stenotrophomonas and it worked for a while.


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[Assistant] Couple weeks, three weeks, and then the Stenotrophomonas would sort of like bloom back up. Rear its ugly head, so to speak.


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[Assistant] The stenotrophomonas is pan-resistant. Pan meaning resistant to everything. Like a panorama.


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[Assistant] They had asked me to sign the papers to let her go. And I did.


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[Assistant] I remember asking the doctors then about lung transplant. And they said no, that it couldn't be done, that it would be too dangerous.


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[Assistant] We brought home monitors and she couldn't do anything for herself.


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[Assistant] We have to worry constantly about picking up a bacteria or a virus. She's had pneumonia five times.


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[Assistant] Bacterial pneumonia that had to be treated with antibiotics. And every time I wonder,


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[Assistant] Is this the time that we're going to come up against a bacteria that they don't have anything to treat it with?


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[Assistant] The average person thinks, oh, I have an infection, I take an antibiotic, I get better. Yeaah, it's not that simple anymore.


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[Assistant] No, she never did get better. Really. She didn't. She had to have surgery and take the infection out, but...


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[Assistant] They were just telling us we need to take him back in for another surgery. Another surgery. And we didn't understand why.


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[Assistant] You know, we've got to clean up the infection. And, and so, you know, I just thought it's just an infection, you know. Uhm, I, I really didn't realize what they meant by infection.


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[Assistant] They showed us the list of them. There were about five bugs. And they said all these infections are resistant to antibiotics.


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[Assistant] And, and when they said that, that's what worried me. Because I'm like, how's he going to get rid of him?


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[Assistant] The hardest part was watching to see what the antibiotics did to him.


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[Assistant] I just couldn't believe that there wasn't an antibiotic that would fix it, to tell you the truth.


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[Assistant] Talking about hospital infections is really difficult for a hospital because what you are saying is that we all know that when you come to the hospital there are certain risks, but we've now laid bare what are those risks.


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[Assistant] They were identifying a patient a week and it was


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[Assistant] Not clear how these patients might be related to each other.


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[Assistant] That's a very scary moment. Suddenly it's in the general patient population.


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[Assistant] Hangin' on every word. Eh, why waste my breath?


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[Assistant] Haha, all's fair in that.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, yeaah, I guess you could say that.


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[Assistant] Don't even think about it, Sully. She's got a mean right hook. I'll keep that in mind.


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[Assistant] That Friday we had been just working so hard getting ready to put this story out and we knew that it was gonna like really be a game changer.


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[Assistant] He rose through the ranks. He was, he was a trusted sort of arbiter. You know, Cohen would go to him to kind of make sense of varying opinions about stocks.


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[Assistant] So when he told me that you two were onto something big, the find of a lifetime, he said. Well, I was intrigued.


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[Assistant] But he's made grand promises before, haven't you, Victor? And here we are again.


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[Assistant] So, I'm afraid the time is up.


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[Assistant] Remind me again why you employed that superstitious idiot. You wanted someone cheap. Well you get what you pay for, I suppose. And what about you, Navarro?


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[Assistant] Really, Navara, sometimes I think you left your brains back in that slum where I found you. I just need a little more time.


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[Assistant] Chasing this treasure of yours is proving to be more trouble than it's probably worth. I assure you.


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[Assistant] Eldorado is worth more than you can possibly imagine.


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[Assistant] You too should realize by now that I plan for every contingency. Now drop your weapons. Down there. No heroics, please. Or I will kill her.


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[Assistant] Oh. What do you want? Well, you're just going around knocking on doors?


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[Assistant] Well, I didn't call. Must have been Beauty. She's been... surprising me a lot lately.


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[Assistant] Yet, with all the sneaking around and secrets, somehow I'm still the bad guy in this. I've had to hear about it all night long from her.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Is it safe to turn my back?


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[Assistant] Centuries of marriage come with centuries of baggage.


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[Assistant] What do you mean by that? Beast! No, really, I wanna know.


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[Assistant] I gotta know one thing first. What if we did have something to say about the Crooked Man? What if we talk, and you don't get it? And all this comes back on us? We'd be risking a lot. We've seen what happens when you cross the Crooked Man, and I don't know if it's worth it.


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[Assistant] Look, we're used to a certain kind of lifestyle, okay? We couldn't just give that up.


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[Assistant] Ah, don't worry about it. Probably just a wrong number. Really.


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[Assistant] I think we're one digit off from some pizza place. Who was that?


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[Assistant] I guess he's hit hard times too. There's a lot of that going around.


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[Assistant] I can't imagine he has a lot of marketable skills.


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[Assistant] Hold on, Bigby, don't go there. Sounds like you're just going to get Beauty in trouble. And...


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[Assistant] It's the place on Tubman Street. Same block as the baker and the candlestick maker.


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[Assistant] Well, I've been delivering packages from there for a while. The thing is, it's for the crooked man.


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[Assistant] I delivered to places all over town, but never to the man himself. It never seems to be heading to the same place, but it always comes out of the butcher shop.


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[Assistant] How did you get involved with this? Johann the Butcher called. He had a problem with the refrigeration unit one night.


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[Assistant] But when I finished, it was your pal Mary who showed up to pay me. She said I was reliable. She liked that. It's the only thing I've been able to pick up. And it's still not enough.


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[Assistant] I don't want Beauty to have to work. Especially not where she was. So you do their dirty work.


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[Assistant] Work is work. All I do is deliver stuff.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to provide for Beauty. Give her the kind of life she deserves.


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[Assistant] We were royalty once. We were accustomed to a certain lifestyle.


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[Assistant] All we want is to make this place feel a little bit like home. You wouldn't understand Bigby.


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[Assistant] So, where are you going? If this all goes sideways, I'd like to know where it's coming from.


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[Assistant] Wait, I don't know what you're planning to do when you find the crooked man, but is there any way you could help us out? What do you mean? Well, maybe you can make this all just go away.


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[Assistant] We just, we know that the Crooked Man is dangerous. To all of Fable Town.


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[Assistant] So, I need to figure out who killed me and stop him. That's the way I can get out of here.


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[Assistant] Who can change the price after you've bought the item except a credit card come?


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[Assistant] About $8,000 for those who are carrying some debt.


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[Assistant] And so they often use credit cards to bridge the gap. They borrow to make ends meet. And then what happens is something goes wrong. Somebody loses a job. Somebody gets sick. Family breaks apart through death or divorce.


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[Assistant] The main things that trigger a bankruptcy filing are a job loss, a medical problem, or family breakup. Without those things,


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[Assistant] But high credit card debt puts them at much greater risk so that if they stumble, if they get hit by one of the other blows, they get their feet tangled up in those high interest rates and they just get sunk.


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[Assistant] I've read my credit card agreement and I can't figure out the terms. I teach contract law.


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[Assistant] Is to put a smiley face in your commercials, a low introductory rate, and hire a team of MBAs to lay traps in the fine print.


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[Assistant] Not for new items you buy after your credit score has changed, but for old credit that you've already taken out.


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[Assistant] 29.9% interest. And there's not a darn thing you can do about it right now.


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[Assistant] They didn't say, and we're going to prohibit them. Stop them. Those are unfair practices. They are unsafe and unsound, and don't do them. Instead they said, it's a problem. Look, if they think it's a problem, then tell the credit card companies to stop doing it.


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[Assistant] If people knew that the cost of minimum monthly payments was that they would still be paying for yesterday's trip to the shopping mall for the next 35 years, some people might decide to pay a lot more than the minimum. And the industry knows that. That's why they don't want to tell.


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[Assistant] In the line directly under the line that says minimum monthly payment, there's a simple sentence that can be added.


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[Assistant] I think there's a time when the American consumer is going to hit the tipping point on this issue and it's no longer going to be alright.


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[Assistant] For credit card companies, once they're in financial trouble.


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[Assistant] To change the interest rates, to load them on with fees and penalties, to just decide that the terms of the contract they originally signed are no longer the terms of the contract. I think that day is coming.


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[Assistant] About one in four pieces of raw chicken carry salmonella.


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[Assistant] No it hasn't. And raising questions about why more isn't being done to protect consumers. So is the problem here just that foster farms wouldn't reclaw? We didn't ask them to reclaw.


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[Assistant] Frontline investigates the trouble with chicken.


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[Assistant] Amanda and James Creighton were raising their three children in the western suburbs of Phoenix.


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[Assistant] When suddenly, 18 month old Noah got sick.


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[Assistant] The fever persisted for weeks, but doctors couldn't figure out what was causing it.


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[Assistant] They thought it might be related to Salmonella poisoning his grandmother had gotten one week earlier.


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[Assistant] They took Noah to the local hospital for more extensive tests.


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[Assistant] Doctors finally explained the mystery behind his brain infection.


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[Assistant] Over the last three years, we've reported on deadly infections at the nation's most prestigious hospitals.


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[Assistant] A common bacteria that has become dangerous in new ways. Salmonella


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[Assistant] Many kinds of salmonella are harmless, but some, like the one that sickened Noah Creighton, are becoming more severe and difficult to treat.


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[Assistant] Salmonella causes more hospitalizations and deaths than any other foodborne illness. It's found on a wide variety of food and sickens more than a million Americans every year.


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[Assistant] About 200,000 from contaminated poultry.


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[Assistant] The story of how Noah Creighton got so sick from Salmonella actually starts more than a decade ago, here in Portland, Oregon, a thousand miles from where Noah lives.


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[Assistant] When Oregon health officials noticed that patients were showing up in hospitals with a particularly virulent strain of salmonella.


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[Assistant] Emilio Debes investigates foodborne outbreaks for the Oregon Health Department.


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[Assistant] He and his small team keep a close eye on reports from local hospitals, tracking trends in food poisonings, trying to identify the food source that made people sick.


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[Assistant] Many leads go nowhere. Most investigations are never solved.


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[Assistant] But as cases of Salmonella Heidelberg began to build in 2004,


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[Assistant] Debesh wanted to see if the same salmonella strain that had sickened the victim was on chicken in the store.


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[Assistant] Interviews with other victims revealed that many had eaten the same brand of chicken that DeBess had brought back from the store.


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[Assistant] For him, it confirmed that the Salmonella Heidelberg was coming from one company.


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[Assistant] The illnesses were more serious than just the usual food poisoning. People were being hospitalized.


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[Assistant] That summer, a man in his 60s was stricken by Heidelberg and died.


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[Assistant] Despite repeated requests, foster farms would not speak to us.


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[Assistant] But de Best says that at the time, the company told him it had done its own testing, using its own methods, and had gotten different results.


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[Assistant] And they agreed with him that Foster Farms was responsible for the outbreak that sickened 46 and killed one.


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[Assistant] DeVess and his team were seeing fewer illnesses from Salmonella Heidelberg. The outbreak was over.


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[Assistant] Foster Farms has built its reputation on healthy, wholesome chicken with an ad campaign that emphasizes freshness.


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[Assistant] What started as a backyard turkey farm in 1939 has become a two billion dollar industrial operation.


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[Assistant] Where the company controls virtually all aspects of the business. From the hatcheries to the chicken in the package.


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[Assistant] This kind of growth and consolidation has been common throughout the poultry industry.


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[Assistant] The dangers of widespread meat contamination were first brought home to consumers and regulators in 1993.


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[Assistant] Bill Marler became the lead attorney in the case against Jack in a Box.


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[Assistant] The crisis had exposed gaping holes in the meat safety system.


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[Assistant] The U.S. Department of Agriculture which oversees meat safety.


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[Assistant] had failed to keep deadly strains of bacteria, like E. coli 0157, from reaching consumers.


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[Assistant] The disaster spawned a major overhaul of the meat safety system.


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[Assistant] And USDA banned E. coli 0157 from raw ground beef by declaring it an adulterant.


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[Assistant] Despite opposition from meat companies who said the change would be too costly and couldn't be done,


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[Assistant] Over the next two decades, illnesses from E. coli 0157 dropped dramatically.


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[Assistant] But E. coli 0157 wasn't the only deadly bacteria found in meat.


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[Assistant] After Jack in the Box, the USDA began testing for salmonella in slaughterhouses and set new limits on how much would be allowed. But unlike E. coli 0157,


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[Assistant] USDA didn't declare Salmonella an adulterant and ban it.


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[Assistant] Over the past 15 years, salmonella outbreaks linked to poultry have become an increasing public health concern. Between 1998 and 2012,


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[Assistant] Chicken and turkey have been associated with 278 salmonella outbreaks in at least 41 states.


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[Assistant] One of the biggest started in Arkansas in 2011 at Cargill.


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[Assistant] The company processes 48,000 turkeys a day.


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[Assistant] Like other meat companies, Cargill has had a history of foodborne outbreaks, but nothing like the crisis it faced in 2011.


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[Assistant] was recommended by Cargill Vice President, Mike Robach.


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[Assistant] The failure to act allowed millions of pounds of ground turkey to leave the Springdale plant.


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[Assistant] And much of it was known to carry high levels of salmonella.


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[Assistant] And it all happened under the watch of USDA's inspection arm.


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[Assistant] The Food Safety and Inspection Service, FSIS, which has inspectors in every slaughterhouse in the country.


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[Assistant] Most inspectors aren't looking for bacterial threats like Salmonella.


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[Assistant] That's because USDA's inspection practices were set by law over a hundred years ago.


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[Assistant] After the baths, FSIS inspectors occasionally test for salmonella. They have limits.


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[Assistant] Or standards on the number of birds that can be found with it. But some Salmonella still gets into the marketplace.


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[Assistant] The problem with the standards is that USDA's testing is sporadic and unreliable. Inspectors test less than one bird a day.


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[Assistant] Even in plants that process hundreds of thousands daily. What's more?


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[Assistant] The testing doesn't measure the amount of salmonella found or differentiate between innocuous and dangerous types like Heidelberg.


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[Assistant] That's exactly what Cargill realized during the 2011 outbreak.


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[Assistant] Once the Salmonella tainted poultry had left the plant and started making people sick,


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[Assistant] The USDA had very little authority to get the meat off the market.


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[Assistant] Unable to order a recall, the government had to rely on the goodwill of Cargill to pull their tainted ground turkey.


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[Assistant] Cargill overhauled its Salmonella controls, and within four months, the government declared the outbreak over. But the threat of Salmonella Heidelberg wasn't gone. By 2012, back in Oregon, state health officials were seeing a familiar pattern.


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[Assistant] The contamination was traced to two foster farms plants, including the one in Kelso, Washington that was linked to the 2004 outbreak. But this time, it was worse.


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[Assistant] By August, 35 cases of Salmonella poisoning had been officially reported.


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[Assistant] Some of the Heidelberg was resistant to crucial antibiotics.


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[Assistant] By September, the case count hit 65. By January 2013, it was over 120. And cases were showing up in other states, like California.


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[Assistant] State health officials began pressing FSIS to make foster farms clean up the contamination. But it wasn't so simple.


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[Assistant] New strains of Salmonella Heidelberg were hospitalizing scores of victims and spreading from California to more than a dozen other states, like Arizona, where it would eventually sicken Noah Creighton.


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[Assistant] His parents got the DNA test results showing where the Salmonella had come from.


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[Assistant] Once again, it was Foster Farms. Though Noah is getting better, the Creightons claim that his nightmare could have been avoided, and they're pursuing legal action against the company.


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[Assistant] With no recall in place, and people continuing to get sick.


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[Assistant] Officials at the CDC in Atlanta were on full alert.


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[Assistant] They track foodborne illnesses nationally and see outbreaks every week.


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[Assistant] What had started as a trickle of cases cascaded into a stream of illnesses.


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[Assistant] Dr. David Goldman is the point person for FSIS on foodborne outbreaks.


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[Assistant] What was confounding was that foster farms had been meeting the Salmonella standards in four plants that were suspected of causing the outbreak.


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[Assistant] The agency's own internal data show that government inspectors failed to find any sign of salmonella inside these four foster farms production plants between 2010 and early 2013. More than 500 samples had been taken. Not one was positive for salmonella. And yet people were still being sickened.


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[Assistant] There was another reason FSIS hadn't found Salmonella. They had been looking in the wrong


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[Assistant] Because 80% of the chicken sold today has been cut into parts.


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[Assistant] A process that can release salmonella buried in the skin.


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[Assistant] Yet, FSIS had never set limits for salmonella on chicken parts.


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[Assistant] But FSIS had recently done research showing that about one in four chicken parts nationally were actually contaminated with salmonella.


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[Assistant] So they quickly began testing the chicken parts from Foster Farms.


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[Assistant] What they needed to find was a victim that still had an unopened package of chicken.


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[Assistant] with the exact same strain of salmonella that had sickened them nearly an impossible task


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[Assistant] Rick Schiller came down with a bad case of food poisoning and then one night woke up in real trouble.


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[Assistant] Doctors immediately tried to relieve pressure by removing fluid from his knee.


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[Assistant] While lying in his hospital bed, Schiller got a call.


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[Assistant] The salmonella had triggered a severe reaction in Schiller's knee.


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[Assistant] And DNA testing confirmed it was one of several strains of salmonella coming from foster farms. In time, the company would reach a settlement with Schiller.


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[Assistant] But it was after he went home and recovered that Shiller's case took on special significance.


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[Assistant] A health official contacted him to find out where he buys his chicken.


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[Assistant] His credit card showed that he'd been to the supermarket just before getting sick, where he'd purchased two packs of Foster Farms chicken.


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[Assistant] If the pack in the freezer had the exact same strain of salmonella that Sickenshiller,


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[Assistant] Instead of requesting a recall, FSIS issued a public health alert about the trouble with Foster Farm's chicken.


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[Assistant] And with the crisis spreading, the agency demanded that the company devise a plan to reduce its Salmonella levels, or it would pull its inspectors.


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[Assistant] Ten months after the outbreak in California had started, FSIS finally shut down a foster farm's plant.


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[Assistant] Although Foster Farms would not speak to us, it issued a statement saying that it regrets any illness that may have been associated with its products.


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[Assistant] It has invested $75 million in its facilities and says its Salmonella levels are now significantly below those of other companies.


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[Assistant] After the 2004 outbreak in Oregon, FSIS sent Foster Farms a warning letter.


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[Assistant] Noting that the company had failed to effectively control Salmonella,


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[Assistant] And that its Hazard Control Plan didn't even list Salmonella as a health threat to worry about.


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[Assistant] Responsibility for overseeing meat safety ultimately rests with the Secretary of Agriculture, the former Governor of Iowa, Tom Vilsack.


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[Assistant] Vilsack says that trying to take stronger action would likely be blocked by the courts, and he points to a 2001 case.


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[Assistant] Last year, with more severe strains of Salmonella emerging,


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[Assistant] Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro questioned Secretary Vilsack about the problem.


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[Assistant] But the administration points the blame at Congress, which over the years has been unwilling to give USDA more authority.


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[Assistant] Recently, USDA began requiring companies to recognize salmonella as a likely hazard and proposed salmonella standards on chicken parts. But that doesn't give USDA any more legal authority.


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[Assistant] We wanted to speak to the National Chicken Council, the industry's main lobbying group, but they declined repeated requests for an interview.


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[Assistant] The group and many companies have long opposed tighter regulations and efforts to ban any types of salmonella as adulterants.


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[Assistant] That leaves the burden on consumers to handle and prepare poultry as carefully as possible.


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[Assistant] Last May, as the Foster Farms Salmonella outbreak entered its 15th month,


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[Assistant] Jennifer Robinson was cooking chicken for her family the way she often does.


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[Assistant] But days later, despite all the precautions, her son AJ landed in the hospital with a bloodstream infection.


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[Assistant] Testing would show it was salmonella heidelberg, and it matched the foster farm's pattern. AJ ultimately recovered, but his case would be the turning point in the investigation, because in a freezer in the family's garage,


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[Assistant] Jennifer Robinson had what FSIS had been hunting for since the outbreak began. An unopened package of Foster Farms chicken.


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[Assistant] With the exact strain of Salmonella Heidelberg that had sickened her son.


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[Assistant] FSIS had finally found the direct evidence it needed.


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[Assistant] A decade after health officials first found Salmonella Heidelberg problems at foster farms, USDA finally asked the company to recall some of the chicken it had sold. The company agreed


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[Assistant] But insisted that its responsibility for the outbreak was limited.


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[Assistant] In the end, the CDC says, the foster farms outbreak was the largest from chicken in history, spreading to 29 states and sickening 634 people.


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[Assistant] And this was just one of a dozen Salmonella outbreaks associated with poultry in 2013 alone.


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[Assistant] Ayat is writing up its latest prescription for investors. We actually have six projects now in Alzheimer's disease, two of which are in clinical trials. Collaborate with Elan on those. You're collaborating with Elan.


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[Assistant] Now the union says its pilots were not adequately trained. We were provided a 56 minute iPad.


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[Assistant] Uhm, lesson, which we could accomplish at home or wherever we chose to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought that that was, was really what was really going to drive this stock to levels that would make me and several other people happy.


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[Assistant] I thought that that was a good sign. To see them pumping money into it, you'd think to yourself, wow, I got ahead of the curve here. Uhm, I'm with the big boys now, so this looked like a good thing.


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[Assistant] Knew the hand before everybody else did. And acted accordingly.


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[Assistant] I remember him vividly. He was a skinny, unprepossessing kid.


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[Assistant] From what I could garner, he really interacted with no one. He made his own meals. His mother left at around seven and came home at seven.


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[Assistant] And he shifted for himself. Uh, you got the feeling of a kid. Nobody gave a darn about him. He was just floating along in the world with no emotional resources at all.


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[Assistant] And I think Jack in the Box was that crisis moment for the public realizing that this quintessential


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[Assistant] I mean, when these children die, they usually die of their bowel perforates, they die of, uh, strokes, they die of heart attacks.


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[Assistant] There is zero tolerance for E. coli 0157H7 in hamburger. If it's sick in somebody, you have to recall the product.


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[Assistant] Salmonella sickens and kills more of us than any other foodborne pathogen. And uhm, over the last 20 years I've represented


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[Assistant] No. And this is actually from the court decision that housewives


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[Assistant] We'll take care of it. They know what they're doing by cooking it properly and handling it properly. It's the consumer's problem.


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[Assistant] They didn't have to. Since Salmonella's not an adulterant.


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[Assistant] There was no authority for the USDA to pull that product.


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[Assistant] That salmonella sickens people, salmonella puts them in the hospital. Cockroaches are kind of gross.


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[Assistant] I've never seen a Salmonella outbreak that's ever been definitively linked to cockroaches.


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[Assistant] Let's make no mistake about what's going on here. It is the failure of


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[Assistant] FSIS to think about themselves as a public health entity.


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[Assistant] And they choose not to do the basic scientific work that they need to justify calling Salmonella an adulterant.


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[Assistant] So they can withstand a court challenge from the industry. That's the failure here.


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[Assistant] Even though chicken is causing people to become ill, government is allowing.


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[Assistant] Salmonella and Salmonella Heidelberg to be just part of the chicken equation.


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[Assistant] And until they just come to grips with the fact there isn't an acceptable level of salmonella, it's going to remain this way for the foreseeable future.


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[Assistant] He made his comments publicly, they are appalling, and he's standing by them. But clearly, it's not always that simple.


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[Assistant] Because when misdirected, internet pylons can completely destroy people's lives. So tonight, let's try and talk about the power of public shaming. Because often, it is not a famous figure who's on the receiving end of it. On a seemingly daily basis, ordinary people who did not ask for attention can get sucked into the spotlight, like this woman did a few years ago.


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[Assistant] It is pretty shitty to force a 12-year-old boy to pay six figures for hugging you too enthusiastically.


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[Assistant] Which is, of course, why she didn't actually do that. The real story is much more complicated.


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[Assistant] Very basically, her health insurance did not cover all her massive medical bills, so to cover her costs, her best option was to go through her relative's homeowner's insurance. But to do that, she had to name a person in a lawsuit, even though the kid and his family were completely fine with it, and they would not be required to pay.


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[Assistant] Now I'm not saying those television personalities are all terrible people. They just want to fill time more than they want to say things that are true.


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[Assistant] But at some point, it's incumbent on everyone to consider both context and consequences if you're going to pile on in a shaming. And I'm not saying that anything here is easy. For instance, did I just publicly shame that lawyer in the last clip?


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[Assistant] Well, I would argue that one of them, Olivia Jade, is a public figure. She has nearly one and a half million followers on Instagram and has worked with all these companies. She's actively made money off her brand as a fun, relatable college student, releasing videos like this.


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[Assistant] That is the difficult thing here. When joining in a pylon, there is a lot to take into account. And when millions of people all feel the need to weigh in and do it potentially for years, the punishment can be vastly disproportionate to the offence. And perhaps the best example of this is Monica Lewinsky.


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[Assistant] Two decades ago, this country put her through hell, as she will be the first to tell you.


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[Assistant] I wasn't in the U.S. at the time, but ten years after the fact, I was in a Daily Show piece, marking the tenth anniversary of the scandal, above a graphic reading, Ten Sucking Years. Which is gross! It's gross!


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[Assistant] And many comedians have since publicly expressed regret about things they said, although one who hasn't, and who was among the most relentless, was Jay Leno.


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[Assistant] And given all of that, it's frankly a miracle that Lewinsky seems to have emerged with her sense of humor intact. Because when someone recently tweeted, I don't know who Monica Lewinsky is, she replied,


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[Assistant] That's horrifying. And it's impossible to imagine how bad that was. But for a second, just try. Think of the dumbest thing you did when you were young. Not the dumbest thing you got caught doing. The dumbest thing you did. The thing you stole, or cheated on, or accidentally sexted. And again, I am sorry mom. Now,


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[Assistant] 21 years ago Monica Lewinsky was at the centre of a media frenzy. In recent years she's re-emerged as a major voice on online shaming and anti-bullying initiatives. And she was kind enough to recently sit down with me in a fancy apartment that neither of us live in.


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[Assistant] So, in the last few years, you've been doing a lot of work related to bullying and people being shamed. Is it a problem that you think has gotten worse?


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[Assistant] It's sad though, isn't it? Because if you have a chance to come up with a second persona, you decide to come up with one that's...


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[Assistant] Would you agree that somewhere on the spectrum of shame there can be positive effects to it? I'm just thinking of people whose bad behavior hurts others and who might not change that behavior without public attention.


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[Assistant] You were on the receiving end of one of the worst internet-fueled public shamings of all time, and hopefully in a way, ever.


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[Assistant] No, that's probably a fair response to basically most of the things here. Is it tough though sometimes?


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[Assistant] Just to get through a typical day without having to deal with this shit, because the ubiquity of references to you is incredible.


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[Assistant] In humor connected to what you went through, which again, to reiterate, was clearly awful.


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[Assistant] So, how did you decide to go on it? Because like, I guess some of the times that I get really deflated watching you tweet something funny and then making the mistake of scrolling down, it can become a sewer pretty fast.


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[Assistant] So would it have been really meaningful to you at the time had social media been around just to have a stranger tweet something like, I think what you're going through is complete bullshit?


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[Assistant] What would your advice be to someone who is either in the eye right now of the storm of public shaming or a kid who's being humiliated at school online? Is there anything that you'd be able to tell them from your personal experience that nobody else could?


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[Assistant] When he came to us and began to ask for asylum here so insistently, the first reaction was to refuse.


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[Assistant] Counterintelligence and intelligence, they both looked him over to see what he was capable of.


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[Assistant] Let him stay here in order to avoid an international scandal on account of such a nobody.


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[Assistant] We expected he would try again, which would be difficult to deal with in Moscow.


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[Assistant] She was a very attractive lady. She dressed well.


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[Assistant] We went up to her with Lehar V. Osvold and he said straight away that he would like to get to know her. We were standing right here, beside that column.


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[Assistant] Of course he fell in love with her straight away. At first sight, as we say in Russia.


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[Assistant] One day I picked up a piece of paper and turned it over and could see through the back I could read handwriting that said Andy Anderson double O on Oswald.


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[Assistant] Later on we found out that 00 really is the symbol, the office symbol for the Domestic Contacts Division, which would have had the debriefing mission on Oswald had there been one.


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[Assistant] A six month long outbreak of about a hundred cases of salmonella has prompted health officials in Oregon and Washington to warn people about improperly cooked chicken.


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[Assistant] But the Dems shut it down. Sounds familiar. Oh, but the Dems in the house introduced a bill, and it passed. But...


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[Assistant] Thank you. No, still won't stop me though. As long as we're all on the topic, I voted to remove the Confederate flag from my state flag. That wasn't so hard, was it? I also changed my name in the spirit of progress.


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[Assistant] I just reach out, pluck it from the sky, and it's mine. It's ours. Stay focused.


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[Assistant] I leave you for two minutes. Gimme my bullets.


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[Assistant] What? You said you'd kill him otherwise. I told you to hold on to them, Jordy.


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[Assistant] I don't like loose ends. Let's get him out of here. No, too late. Bottom of the eight.


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[Assistant] Alright, fine. Tell me about your phone call. Glad you asked. Okay, we got a bunch of dead bodies, right? We got 40,000 people above us. We need a distraction. I called the cops. You didn't.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, true story. So, cops arrive, and Maurice's little band of brothers arrive, and pow pow pow pow pow. No, no, I called them too. Look, we get a messy altercation at the end of the game, you and I slip away undetected.


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[Assistant] Great. Punctual cops. And I handle these guys. You grab Maurice, get him outta here. Maurice? What do I look like, a chauffeur? He's the shooter. I'm not through with him yet.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I need your help then. Can you trace a phone call?


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[Assistant] I remember, like, these guys communicate through the grid.


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[Assistant] Nope. My rule's your car. That's the job.


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[Assistant] You need to calm down. They got the island locked up. Stick to the back alleys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sure. I don't know if I'll take them. Give them my name.


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[Assistant] Am I? Someone is fucking with my life.


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[Assistant] How are we looking? You find my collar? Tired of this cat and mouse.


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[Assistant] Who are they? They live here. What happened?


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[Assistant] It seems like me and him need to have a little chat. Don't worry about my methods.


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[Assistant] You know how to use that thing? Just get your ass down there, I got you covered. And don't kill the boss this time.


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[Assistant] And there's also the second life. Ghost accounts with a lot of money in them.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll call you when I'm there. May need more help.


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[Assistant] I'm tracking his GPS. Cut him off before he reaches the prison.


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[Assistant] You mentioned the second hacker at the Merlot job. But we already knew there was another hacker. You found something new.


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[Assistant] I can't reach him in time. Alright, hack the train, get Jackson moving and away from these guys.


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[Assistant] Yolanda, hi. This is Aiden Pierce, Nicky's brother.


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[Assistant] This looks like balloon surveillance. Are they actually monitoring private homes?


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[Assistant] I dunno, the file's corrupt. You have any ideas how to make the video play?


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[Assistant] She might be a lead. Or not.


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[Assistant] He took her, Clara. He-he-he's using my sister as collateral.


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[Assistant] Alright, she's safe. For now. She's somewhere cold. Maybe outdoors. I'll keep her talking and maybe I can find where she is.


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[Assistant] You know what? I don't have time to soothe you, Clara. If you don't trust me, there's nothing I can do. Someone shot up my motel room. My sister's gone, and I have nothing. You are not my priority right now.


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[Assistant] Relax. Are you Tobias? None of your business. I'll take that as a yes.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, I still have to restore the power and then we have to find an entrance. I'll see you soon.


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[Assistant] Clara, we need to make a deal here. No one can know about this. At least until after I'm done with it.


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[Assistant] There. Surveillance. Use those to get a peek inside. Can you connect from here?


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[Assistant] Viceroy's have disabled the CTOS around Rossi Fremont. He got it completely rerouted. It's not just the CTOS that solves life. This whole area. These people. Feels like the aftermath of a war zone.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Now I'm worried about what we'll find inside.


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[Assistant] Thank you, for all of this. You really came through.


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[Assistant] No. I'm just getting started. I need to get in there, find some answers, and get my sister back.


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[Assistant] Then I find out who did this and I make sure they answer for it. Every single person involved in Lena's death. You still there?


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[Assistant] There's something inside Rossi Freeman, some kind of small server hidden behind a locked door. And an army of gang bangers.


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[Assistant] I'm working on it. Let me talk to Nikki.


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[Assistant] The guy who just saved your ass. I can do a lot more if you cooperate. What are the bricks?


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[Assistant] Told ya. He's bringing the boys. Ah, Jesus.


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[Assistant] These two nutsacks are some unfinished business from a Gabonese job. You should have seen the way that they tried to take me in.


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[Assistant] Your friends can't come on the phone right now. They're dead.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright. I'll be in touch. Be ready.


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[Assistant] Hard to forget. Crush the guy's skull with it.


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[Assistant] They're trying to confuse the detection software. Interesting.


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[Assistant] My sister's missing, Clara. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get her. Listen, if this is too much for you, you can walk away. I'll understand.


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[Assistant] You have any problems with Jax? Anything at all? If he wanders off or... anything. You call me right away.


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[Assistant] I asked for my merchandise to be delivered here. Where can I find Poppy?


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[Assistant] No, no, that's good. He does this sometimes. He's stressed. He likes to ride the trains. Don't worry. I know how to find him.


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[Assistant] I gotta get inside that building and stay very close to Bedbug's signal. We lose communication, that could panic the kid. Need to keep him calm.


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[Assistant] You're covering. Just get your phone near it. You're going inside that room.


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[Assistant] I followed your IP. Now give me my sister.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not gonna give him this before I know what it is. Damien cannot be trusted.


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[Assistant] Hey, what about that, uh, crazy guy, Tobias? He used to work here.


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[Assistant] Not just New York, that was most of the northeast. Killed a couple of people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a good trick. I've tried it myself. He's probably bounced his signal all across the globe.


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[Assistant] No, he's here. I don't care if he's gone off the grid. This Kenny's ex-bloom? Something tells me he wants to stay close to the action.


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[Assistant] Shit. Someone's on to us, Clara. Let's make this quick. What am I looking for?


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[Assistant] This guy was a whistleblower. You said those files had blackmail and bloom.


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[Assistant] I think an X bloom radical would find that hard to resist.


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[Assistant] No. A whistleblower wants justice. He may be looking for a cause. I can definitely give him one.


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[Assistant] I'll sculpt you a new one!


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[Assistant] I found a sad drunk at Jed's bar toasting his glory days in private. I'm not an opportunity. I'm your second chance.


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[Assistant] The Pawnee militia is made of security contractors. That means when they fuck up, they lose business. If I create some fuckups, they'll send more men. That means less of them at Bloom.


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[Assistant] T-Vone, I've done it. Your name's wiped and the spyware's in.


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[Assistant] Damien gave up T-bone. Said he'd stop me and he's actually trying. He won't win this one.


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[Assistant] She's somehow connected to an old job. Someone doesn't want me to find out why.


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[Assistant] Well, I got my little band of misfits. Clara's on monitors, T-Bone's helping me breach Iraq's fortress, and Geordi... Well, Geordi does what Geordi does. It's time to see what Iraq's been protecting.


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[Assistant] You're not thinking it through, Damien. That deal has sealed your fate. If you kill Nikki, you get nothing from me. You think Bloom is gonna give you a pass? They're gonna send fixers to hunt you down. So right now, I'm the one who decides your fate.


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[Assistant] There. WKZ van. You gotta shut it down.


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[Assistant] We've got Default's location. Now, we'll take back what he stole. If he sells Iraq's blackmail on the open market, this has all been for nothing. Whether it disappears or it goes public. Uhm, nothing left off for Damien.


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[Assistant] Listen, I know. I'm getting you out. I'm gonna stay on the phone, and I'm gonna walk you out.


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[Assistant] Nikki, there's a gun there. I want you to pick it up. Just in case.


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[Assistant] Nikki, listen to me. We're gonna move now. I'm gonna guide you every step.


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[Assistant] Clara, what's going on? What are you gonna do?


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[Assistant] I came here for you. You think bulletproof glass is going to stop me?


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[Assistant] What have I done? I brought this on Clara. And all of this comes down to blackmail.


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[Assistant] I don't make that mistake anymore.


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[Assistant] I don't know what Damien wanted in those final moments. Death, I suppose.


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[Assistant] I thought I could fix a little girl's death, but instead it led to all of this. Exposed lies, corrupted kings, a broken city. And me, changed man.


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[Assistant] Live, we've got two bodies in the basement of May Stadium. Gang bangers.


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[Assistant] Jerome Richards, looks like we got a trafficking warrant out on you. That we can definitely use.


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[Assistant] What's a couple of bottom feeders doing at the stadium? Doing a deal without cutting us in? Think we don't have friends in high places? They expect a cut too.


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[Assistant] These geniuses here think they're gonna ram me off the road with some plastic eco-friendly shit bug. It just makes this weird ping! Bounces off into a park bench.


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[Assistant] You know, you guys take things far too personally. That's your problem. That's why this went wrong.


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[Assistant] Didn't really know much about it. Didn't know exactly what they did and exactly who they regulated. We never heard.


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[Assistant] Other than being very active in the area of consumer litigation or consumer enforcement actions against the banks.


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[Assistant] There were a couple of meetings where the subject of preemption was raised.


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[Assistant] That's where they say, because we're the federal regulator, that they have exclusive authority over...


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[Assistant] What the fuck? That's Lucky Quinn. Why's the club boss meeting us? He's not meeting us.


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[Assistant] Mr. Quinn wanted to ensure you're comfortable. On his behalf, we offer you a special gift. Please. Enjoy as much as you like.


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[Assistant] What? Man, I don't know what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] I bet the cops would love a chat. Okay, hold on. You want a piece of the cash, I can cut you in. Wasting my time.


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[Assistant] Prison job. It's Angelo Tucci, he's running a convoy. It's too late, you'll never find him. He says I want him. Bet he's got a family in town. Why do you want his family? The fuck is wrong with you?


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[Assistant] Do you know this place? Somewhere near here. It's supposed to be the first test site for CTOS. It is known as the Bunker. At least, that's how the urban legend goes.


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[Assistant] I mean shit, we had already had like some songs out that was hitting like hundreds of thousands.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, when we met Ron Ron definitely is when we did the two songs that like pushed it over the top.


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[Assistant] You mean like the fucking, I guess like the Soundcloud rap stage? Yea, yea, yea.


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[Assistant] All of them on YouTube. I haven't seen all this type of shit from years and years ago.


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[Assistant] Uh, shout out to EK, man. Uh, man with the plan.


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[Assistant] Is this TMZ? Is this TMZ? This is my first car. It's a G-Wagon, I think. I don't know. I went to meet up with Sat, and then he was like, will you come with me to get Zayn's new car and drive it back? I was like, alright. And then he was like, alright, let's go to this thing for like five minutes.


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[Assistant] Hey, shout out Rich the Kid. Shout out Manny, TDE. Yo, shout out Top Dog. I seen Hakeem in there, I gave him the red band, so he's probably gonna be flexing super hard because he got the good band. Hey, guess what?


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[Assistant] I don't know who she is, but that's the girl in the video. Her act says she's dead.


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[Assistant] At that time I, he had this little smirk on him and I wanted to hit him but I didn't. Then all of a sudden it dawned on me he wasn't sweating. Not a drop of sweat on him. He was cowered in all the people around him, Secret Service, Police, FBI,


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[Assistant] I was packing a pistol at that midnight press conference and he said, yes. And, uh, I said, then why didn't you plug him in? And he says, I was afraid of hitting one of you guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he did get some free drinks around, and of course when the police went down there, you know, he discounted the drinks to them. And he was a fighter. There's no question about that. When we'd get a disturbance call down there, we'd just wait at the bottom of the stairs. Just a few minutes, that guy or whoever was creating the disturbance was going to come falling down the stairs.


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[Assistant] Yes, Jack knew the can peaches and seemed to get on numerous occasions.


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[Assistant] He'd come in, shake his hand, sit down, sometimes Joe Campisi would sit with him, and if I came in, you know, I'd sit with Jack Roof and Joe Campisi, I knew we all knew each other well.


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[Assistant] Ish. I mean, I met a girl skiing once. You know the thing after the skiing?


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[Assistant] You're joking. That's just you being funny peculiar, right?


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[Assistant] I mean she'd bang on about her family, her friends, her school, her clothes, her diet, her dog, her feelings. Good god. I mean power to her, I'm just not up to the job.


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[Assistant] Not fast enough, it isn't. When we get to the nerve center, we can really cause some damage.


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[Assistant] Sorry, pal. New contract. Kick it over. What? Come on, kick it over.


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[Assistant] There's lessons to be learned here, fellas. Up, up, up, up, phone two. Give it to me. Come on, hand it over.


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[Assistant] Chris Long is gonna go, uh, take care of his family duties. I'm gonna go out to eat with my sister, her husband, and my girlfriend, Leonard the Plug. And then, uh, I might go to the studio later. Definitely gonna go to the studio later. So I'll have some iPhone footage for you to finish this off with Chris, but thank you very much to everybody who tuned in. Much love from the No Jumping Universe. Get the fuck outta here.


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[Assistant] Oh really? We shall see about that then.


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[Assistant] Well, I got involved in the case because of uh, Joseph Dick.


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[Assistant] He had, for reasons of his own, uh, decided to tell the police officers that I was involved. And as soon as I got back off my Mediterranean cruise,


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[Assistant] I was arrested and brought in.


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[Assistant] I knew him. I, I knew Joseph. Uh, I wouldn't really call us friends, but, uh, I did know him.


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[Assistant] It's a very difficult thing to explain to someone who hasn't been there. I felt caged.


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[Assistant] And I was scared and I didn't know what to do.


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[Assistant] My fear was not of what would happen next, it was of Ford. He does not appear that imposing, but


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[Assistant] In the interrogation room, it's different. It... It's just different.


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[Assistant] They told me what they wanted to hear, and I repeated it back to them.


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[Assistant] All the details I gave about the apartment were because of photos he showed me of the crime scene.


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[Assistant] I didn't care what the truth was. I was willing to tell them whatever they wanted to hear just to make them stop.


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[Assistant] I thought it would be any day now they would let me go. And that I would be able to go home. But my lawyer, my lawyer was ever the, uh, realist.


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[Assistant] And he said, don't expect it. That's not how the system works. You're going to go to trial.


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[Assistant] I still had some faith in the system and I believe that since I did not do it and then when the DNA evidence came back, I knew, I knew in my heart that I would not be convicted because I wasn't there and I could prove it.


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[Assistant] I honestly and truly felt that I was gonna go home that day a free man. Because I didn't do it. I had...


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[Assistant] All my hope and all my faith was put into that one moment and it was shattered.


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[Assistant] Once you have been convicted of this type of crime, you will be paying for it for the rest of your life. I've not been able to work on some jobs.


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[Assistant] I've actually been escorted off of one job when they found out.


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[Assistant] And if one neighbor says that it's not okay, you're not allowed to move into that area?


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[Assistant] Our oldest, he does not know anything about this, but it's not going to be long and he's going to start noticing that people look at us different.


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[Assistant] There's a guy named Derek that was on the George Washington in the Navy. So they got a cruise book from, uh, the George Washington, showed it to Joe. He flipped through it, saw me, said, yeah, that's the guy.


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[Assistant] The only thing I knew of that I had ever done in Virginia that was breaking the law was a speeding ticket.


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[Assistant] I'll go up to Virginia and get it straightened out, pay the ticket, and be back home in a week.


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[Assistant] Eleven years, one month, and eighteen days later, I walked out of prison. So, didn't happen the way I wanted it to.


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[Assistant] My legs just turned to jelly. I couldn't think. I didn't know where I was. It was...


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[Assistant] Ford, he, uh, postured like a bulldog.


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[Assistant] Uh, leaning towards me, yelling at me.


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[Assistant] Uh, calling me a liar, telling me I was going to die. And this went on for eight hours. I keep telling him I didn't know anything about the crime. I wasn't there.


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[Assistant] But he had in his mind what he thought was the truth and until I said what he wanted me to say, I wasn't getting out of that room.


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[Assistant] I was taken back to the interrogation room and within 13 minutes, in walked Detective Ford and Ray and he had the...


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[Assistant] Cat that ate the canary's smile on his face and said, told you you were guilty. Told you you failed. And started right back in on the interrogation.


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[Assistant] There was no lawyer, no nothing, and...


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[Assistant] At that moment when he came back in and started the interrogation.


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[Assistant] Because of him coming in like that just froze. It was like in total shock. And so he started the interrogation up again and eventually I broke and gave him one


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[Assistant] Uh, Ford was saying, you keep saying you weren't there. You keep lying to us. You're gonna die. You're gonna get the needle. How does it feel to die? And...


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[Assistant] After the nine hours, my thinking was my only options are tell him a lie, tell him what he wants to hear and live, or keep telling the truth and die.


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[Assistant] No, you were there. You'd committed this crime, Derek. What you did was sickening. I've lived this case since its beginning. It's been my life. I know there was a party at Dan's house and you went.


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[Assistant] Nicole got a headache and she went to bed. Y'all started talking about girls, decided to go over to Michelle's apartment. Somebody knocked on the door. Somebody covered the peephole with their thumb. Y'all went in and you raped and killed this girl. I know you did it.


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[Assistant] Eight, eight and a half hours he was like that. Just never coming down, never.


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[Assistant] It was an hour and a half to two hours of rehearsal of going over this statement over and over and over again, adding a piece here, adding a piece there until


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[Assistant] It was a big enough story that Ford liked and he was like, okay, then once we got that, we had to go back over it three more times just to make sure that I had all the parts and pieces together. And then he goes, okay, now we're going to record it.


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[Assistant] What I said, I didn't know until I got a copy of it and read it.