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[Assistant] However, he's been the number two back the entire time he's been here. So he's used to that to some degree. Uh, I think it's, to me it's 90% about him losing his stamp. I thought that was clear.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, so yesterday when we started the show, we were lamenting the injury to Nick Chubb. We were. And I was like, come on, cheer up, blah, blah, blah. I was trying to get people fired up. And it did feel


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[Assistant] And it did. And I realized soon as, about 30 seconds after I said it that it was too, I was too soon on that. So we needed to let it breathe for a little more. So now 24 hours later I'm saying, listen, we're all heartbroken about Nick Chubb.


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[Assistant] It's horrible. There's nothing to be happy about when it comes to Nick Chubb. It's terrible. What I will say on the football side of things is this season is not over.


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[Assistant] If you ask me the percentage chance of the Browns winning the division, making the playoffs, all these things. They all went down. They're one and one. I would put the season be over. But their percentage of success this year has gone down to some degree. There's no denying that.


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[Assistant] The Browns still have a chance. Now, it's all on four, as you already mentioned. He's gotta do it. He has gotta be the guy that they paid a lot of money to, that they paid the draft picks to. And if he's performing, I don't care. I don't care about the money, the draft picks, none of it.


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[Assistant] They traded for him because they believed he was a superstar because he was a superstar in Houston. He has shown virtually no sign of that and we have to see it. I haven't changed my opinion on Deshaun Watson. I still think that guy is there. I believe this is mostly mental.


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[Assistant] It's possible he never gets over that and he never gets great again.


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[Assistant] We're all praying, and I don't pray, but we all are praying. You can pray to the football God. That that does not happen. We all want Deshaun Watson to be great again, right? Make Deshaun Watson great again. Uhm. That sounds like a hat. I wouldn't make it red, but it sounds like a hat.


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[Assistant] Get up. You get up and keep moving forward. Be out there. You be out there Sunday for the Titans game. By the way, I'm supposed to go tailgating this weekend. I can't go. I apologize. I just a couple things, but okay, but, but I will be there for a tailgate at another, probably in October instead. But, uh, everybody


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[Assistant] Yeah, if, if we all agree that the mental aspect of this is a big part of why he's struggling, right? We all agree on that. I do now more than ever. Right. So.


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[Assistant] To your point, if he's completing shorter passes.


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[Assistant] But all of a sudden his completion percentage is high, guys are catching the ball, they're moving the ball down the field, it's slow, it's methodical, whatever.


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[Assistant] You know what, when we have Mary Kay on, if I forget to ask this, hopefully...


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[Assistant] I'd like if you, one of you guys could, if I, if I forget, but I feel like somebody needs to ask, cause Kevin Svansky's talking at 2.30 today, and somebody needs to ask him about the screen game, because think about it, what's a more high percentage play than a screen pass? It may not go for a ton of yards all the time.


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[Assistant] Nick Chubb, by the way, averaged over six yards per carry in the fourth quarter. Think about that for a minute. In the fourth quarter, when most guys retired, Nick Chubb and his career averaged over six yards per carry. I'm gonna tell you something that people are gonna like here. I don't think the brown ceiling has changed. Now their odds of getting to that ceiling have changed.


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[Assistant] A little bit, but I still believe that if, and this is a massive if, Deshaun Watson plays to the best of his ability, the Browns cannot only get to the playoffs, they are still good enough


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[Assistant] Talent wise, to win a Super Bowl this year. That may sound insane.


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[Assistant] Because they don't have a ru- they can't- you can't win with just defense. Right. Not in this NFL.


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[Assistant] When you, with the Elijah Moore play, you said he's gotta go flat. So in other words, if he's cutting across on the 20, he's gotta stay on the 20.


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[Assistant] Sure. But doesn't that, to me, with Elijah Moore drifting on that play, that's in the same, to me, ballpark as when I criticize him for not being able to keep his feet in. It's kinda like, focus on the detail.


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[Assistant] It was definitely the behind the scenes guys, and it might have been Jay also, were arguing that Martin Emerson Jr is better than Denzel Ward. Were you part of that team?


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[Assistant] That's crazy. But Tyvis, if you went to every NFL DC right now and said for the rest of the year, would you rather have Denzel Ward or Martin Emerson? Would any, uh, defensive coordinator in the NFL you think take Emerson over Ward? For the rest of this season. Rest just this season.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Sorry, let me clarify what I meant. They played their own side. I wonder if they'll continue, like, a team like Tennessee...


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[Assistant] Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. You drafted higher last year. That doesn't prove anything. Pickens did. I don't even think.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, we don't know. Hold on, hold on. Tennessee also is a much more run-heavy team than Pittsburgh. That's true. They are, but, I mean, AJ Brown was eating over there.


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[Assistant] I want nothing more now, by the way, that Traylon Berks have a better career than Pickens.


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[Assistant] They were both horrible. They were. I actually. Wait a minute. But I'm going with Kenny Stickett. Here we go.


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[Assistant] It's so funny, the whole summer people were talking about his chemistry with Elijah Moore. I think he's got the worst chemistry with Elijah Moore. I just pointed it out.


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[Assistant] Imagine you, really quick, imagine you were in a coma, you woke up and I said, Jay, welcome back from your coma. Let me tell you two facts about the Brown Steelers game.


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[Assistant] What uh, what were Jedrick Will's splits, Mike?


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[Assistant] It's always weird when a person from another country talks about the NFL. Because in other sports, who cares? Who's the American talking soccer in England? Right, it's weird. But there's two guys, there's Sam Monson who works BFF who's Canadian, he's got that thick Canadian accent. And if you're a fantasy guy,


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[Assistant] Matthew Berry does a fantasy show and his partner is Australian. Right. And it's bizarre listening to a guy with an Australian accent talk about football. I just can't, I can't believe that. That's crazy time.


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[Assistant] It might be. That's sad. I mean, by the way, my son, I want to, before we bring in Dee Dee, I know she's coming soon. My son asked me this question the other day and I was like, I gotta ask this on the show real quick when we have a minute. So I'll ask it real quick. He's like, if Messi...


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[Assistant] No, the Messy's, the goalie for the kids is 10, yes. Oh, then Messy's.


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[Assistant] You know Messi, I mean I'm not a soccer guy, but you know who Messi is, right?


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[Assistant] MLS goalie, just a guy, but he's a professional. From the Columbus crew. From the Columbus crew, whoever their goalie is, alright? The other team is 110 year olds that are good at soccer, not like the greatest ever, but there's a hundred


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[Assistant] 10 year old soccer players, all 100 good athletes for their age. Good solid soccer players. Who wins?


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[Assistant] They, their defense played great. I mean, I gave it, we gave the snap before. The Steelers never took a snap inside the Browns 30 and they had negative seven yards of offense in the fourth quarter and won that game. I mean, the odds of that have to be a million to one.


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[Assistant] But by the way, Aditi, I quickly looked at that 15-10 game, you're right, 15-10. The Steelers had 20 plays inside the Browns' 30 yard line. 20 plays. And they had 100 yards of offense in the fourth quarter.


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[Assistant] To me, this was unlike any game I've ever seen. It was, it was crazy.


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[Assistant] Well, in that game, in that game you would do, and I was watching a lot of that game, you did a great job, and, uh, Denver did score points, but they choked. I mean, you know, Washington made a good come Ryan Robinson Jr. was, was fantastic in that game.


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[Assistant] Adidas. Tyvis played with Russell Wilson. And I don't know if you heard this. He's hiding behind his mask right now.


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[Assistant] Oh gosh. He said, when you started saying what you said about Sam Howe versus Russell Wilson, he said, not surprised.


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[Assistant] Aditi, when Deshaun Watson played, before his first game with the Browns, I don't know if you can remember before that game, like on a scale of one to ten, with ten being no doubt, one being a lot of doubt,


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[Assistant] What would you say was your thoughts on Deshaun not being able to or being able to get back to being great? Were you at a ten, were you completely convinced that at some point he'd be great like he wasn't usually? Yes.


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[Assistant] Okay, after two games, he's continued to play poorly.


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[Assistant] It's college football. Three quarters of the season are meaningless games with meaningless opponents for Ohio State. So those wins don't mean anything. I don't care what they do against Western Utah State, okay? There's three games that matter, and one of them is Michigan, and Riot Day can't win that game.


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[Assistant] I want this game to play right now. That's how excited I am for this football game. And I know it's stupid because it's only week two. I want to find out fool's gold. It's not stupid.


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[Assistant] That's absolutely true. Welcome to the show. Busy show today. We've got a lot going on. Jason sliding in. We didn't think we'd have


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[Assistant] Uh, Aditi's here. Always fun when Aditi's here. And what better matchup.


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[Assistant] And what better reporter to talk about the matchup than the Steelers Browns and Aditi. She is perfect for that. No Fence Riders return. Did you do this last week and I was out? We did do this last week. Okay. I didn't, I didn't remember if you did. So it's not the debut. It is a weekly staple of football season. One of our favorite segments. Yeah, we love it. We find out exactly how we feel without


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[Assistant] Like predicting the game, you kind of get a sense of where everybody's winning based on how they answer these questions. Also, are you afraid of the Steelers team at all?


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[Assistant] I like what you said, we need a t-shirt. Winners want the smoke.


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[Assistant] Alright, before we get to McNuggets Behind the Glass, our boss is here. Steve comes in about once a quarter, would you say?


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[Assistant] Uh, he normally handles his, uh, his principal duties, because he would be the principal, Mcnuggets would be the teacher, and we're the, you know, the frat guys. Uhm, Steve is in today, and it's big because your Eagles play tonight.


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[Assistant] Who are they playing? The Vikings. Ah, that's a dub. They gave them fits last year though, didn't they?


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[Assistant] I'm glad you said that. Have you guys been getting a lot of questions from people saying, well you're not gonna go to channel 3 the whole time are you? I've been getting a lot of those. No.


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[Assistant] We're committed to YouTube. This is just an opportunity for us to expand our reach and to grow our audience. The hope is we can introduce new viewers to the show through a medium that they're used to.


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[Assistant] And we'll be explaining every Friday for those that don't know how to get us via computer or via smart TV and the apps. We'll be explaining that process so they can easily, more easily find us every single day.


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[Assistant] We are not. If you're watching, you can do your part right now to help us just by hitting that like button. It goes a very long way in helping


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[Assistant] Spread our show to viewers who might just be searching for something Brown's related. The more likes we get, there's an algorithm that's, that I don't understand, but it pushes our UCSS content closer to the top. Fans are more likely to come in contact with it and to see it and to become regular members. So it's free, it's easy, hit that like button, do it every day.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, we start today with a question that I'm glad this is our starting point, Mike. I think this is the perfect place to start because there was so much talk about the defense and Chubb playing well in Cincinnati and we pointed out that Deshaun Watson clearly did not.


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[Assistant] But it needs to be pointed out that he's got a seven game body of work now we haven't seen even close to the guy we thought we were getting. Is this finally the game where Deshaun Watson emerges as the legitimate bonafide elite quarterback we expected him to be?


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[Assistant] Jay, how was that different from Michael Vick after he made his return? It was interesting to me.


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[Assistant] It felt to me like there was sort of a canonization process when he came back. I've said this on the show many times, there's three things America loves to do. Build them up, tear them down, and welcome them back.


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[Assistant] And that moment happened for Michael Vick. We saw it all. When he started to ball out again, the national media jumped on board. Michael Vick is now a member of the national media. I would have bet everything I own against that at one point. He went to prison. He did. He went to prison for what he did.


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[Assistant] And I think the big difference, not to interrupt you, is the thought.


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[Assistant] Michael Vick showed a level of contrition and I understand that Deshaun Watson has not because in his mind, why would I show contrition? I didn't do anything wrong. I get that. Will the American public get that?


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[Assistant] And the storyline for the last 18 months or whatever it was before he came back was, let's beat up Deshaun Watson. I am predicting right here, right now, yes, this is his breakout game, and I'll tell you why in a second.


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[Assistant] And I'm also going to tell you that this is going to be the pivot point from where the national media switches their collective narrative because it's such an echo chamber. It is such an echo chamber in that world. I lived it, I saw it first hand, you know it, it's an echo chamber. One guy says it, fifty parrot it.


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[Assistant] This is going to be the turning point. He is going to ball out Monday night. He is going to lead the Browns to a decisive Monday night victory over their rival that they just have a miserable history against. And that will be the pivot point where the national media decides, okay,


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[Assistant] We took our pound to flash, we're good, now we're gonna support them. Because they love a winner.


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[Assistant] They're, they're very very duplicitous when it comes to stuff like that.


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[Assistant] I believe that as much as they love to pile on and it became sort of this mob mentality, they were all ganging up on them, that was the easy thing to do. It's obviously the right thing to do, everybody's saying it, I'm gonna say it.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna double down on what you said, and I've got a lot of reasons for it. First, we know him to be a gamer. He has not played a meaningful NFL game. Am I right? He played a playoff game. He was in the playoffs. What happened? Playoff game is a meaningful game. It's a meaningful game, but it's not


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[Assistant] I'm talking like national championship, AFC championship game, NFC championship game. Baker Mayfield won a meaningful game, but we dismissed that right out of hand. That didn't count. It was one game.


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[Assistant] If you ask the average fan around the country, what big game has Deshaun Watson played in? You know what they're gonna say? Oh, he won the national championship when he was at Clemson.


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[Assistant] Okay, big game, I'm talking, you know what I mean by big game. The Bengals have played in a big game recently. Yes. The Browns, when was the last big game the Browns played in?


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[Assistant] There's like, what is there on wild card weekend? Six games? They never overlap. They don't overlap. Of course not. But I'm saying if you're playing in an NFC or an AFC championship game, you got the spotlight. Everybody's watching. That's all there is on. That's it. That's all you have.


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[Assistant] If you ask fans, not in Cleveland and not in Houston, what's the biggest game Deshaun Watson's ever played in? What are they going to say?


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[Assistant] Is averaging 179 passing errors. Yea, we're aware, we all know the stats. He's thrown for 8 touchdowns, 6 interceptions, and a 57% completion rate. Right, so he's done if he doesn't play well on Monday. Baker Mayfield, in his last 7 games.


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[Assistant] And yesterday it was everybody that we had on the show yesterday.


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[Assistant] And it's everybody that we've talked to really going back since the end of last season. Have all said the same thing. Huh.


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[Assistant] This isn't what we bought. Totally agree. This is not the guy. Totally agree. And now he has a chance, guys. This is why I think he's gonna ball out.


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[Assistant] He knows that every eyeball in the country is on him. He has the opportunity.


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[Assistant] To change minds all at once with one huge performance. And I'm not talking the numbers that he's put up so far. These aren't pedestrian numbers, guys. These are awful numbers.


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[Assistant] He's going to have a great game. And layer two to that was because it's such a huge game for Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] Actually, that's not true. It's not? No, the Monday Night Football rating is higher than the wild card divisional numbers. Yes, you can look that up.


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[Assistant] And typically, typically not always, but typically those Monday night games are competitive. They're, they're putting them in that slot because they're big games. Now I know that they're calling them big games before the schedule comes


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[Assistant] I was trying to tell it to somebody, and I couldn't remember it. I said, you know what, I'm going to screw this stat up. It's just that they finished below the Steelers since whenever, and I thought it was the early 90s, but you say 89. That's almost impossible. It's almost impossible. There's only four teams in the division.


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[Assistant] Also guys, I know that you want to ridicule me for saying that this is the biggest game in his professional career. I'll also make one more statement that you can try to swing a bat at, and I know you will. I think they get bigger with every week. Until he shows us that he's Deja Watson again.


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[Assistant] Flippantly talk about that like it didn't happen.


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[Assistant] It was. His two playoff games were the biggest games of his career. It was, but at some point, and Baker's further along this pendulum, I think, than Deshaun, Baker's on his last chains. Yeaah. If Baker flames out in Tampa,


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[Assistant] Because this is his fourth teen in basically 18 months.


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[Assistant] This is it. So I think these games are even more important for Baker Mayfield. He has got to prove that a team is okay investing in him on a more than a one year contract. But for Deshaun, what's interesting to me about Deshaun is he had something that Baker did not. He had a substantial body of work.


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[Assistant] Before the decline, a substantial body of work. Bakers had moments here and there, but even in his playoff season, there were moments where I was shaking my head saying, I don't think he's the guy. I don't think he's the guy. Then he stands up, he had a game last year, I didn't even realize this because it was the Rams and no one was paying attention.


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[Assistant] Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. So his playoff season and playoff win does not count as great play, even though when Deshaun Watson was 4-12, he was great. Yes. Come on, Bull.


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[Assistant] I can look at a quarterback that compiled a lot of numbers.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's true, but alright. Well you know it's true. I don't think it's, I actually don't think it's true. When a team is 4-12 and a quarterback balls out. Yea, but you just, you don't have numbers to back that up. That's great play, but when Baker goes 11-5 and wins a playoff game, that's not great play. No, he didn't play at a Hall of Fame level. I'm not saying Hall of Fame.


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[Assistant] You know, that was 30 years ago when he said it, and I thought to myself when I heard it the first time, man, that's true. That is really true. But that's more true now than ever before. And the reason-


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[Assistant] Well listen, that's their bed, they gotta sleep in it. And that's, there's no debating that, you're right. But what I'm saying is, for me,


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[Assistant] Don't tell me what you did four years ago.


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[Assistant] When what you did over the last half season is staring me in the face. I can't ignore that. That's fine. That's fair.


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[Assistant] We said to start the show that there's no better person to talk about a single matchup than you to talk about the Steelers and the Browns. That's a fact. I appreciate that. I mean, let's face it, you know these teams intimately. You know them very well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, so Aditi, I'll let you pile on too because I love that. I said that this is the biggest NFL game of Deshaun Watson's career. And obviously I was just absolutely excoriated by Bull who said those wild card playoff games that he played in with Houston.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at one unit against the other. Obviously the team that doesn't turn it over and has the fewer penalties has a huge advantage. But, like, will this be a matchup of the Browns defensive front against the Steelers offensive line? Where is this going to happen?


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[Assistant] And I think that has to be, if there's one message that I hope is resonating in the Cleveland Browns locker room this week, I hope it's that.


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[Assistant] Couldn't agree with you more. Uh, thanks for coming on and proving my point. Uh, you know, once again, you're the smartest voice we hear. And, uh, I'm glad to be able to, uh, Aditi, always great. Enjoy the game and we'll see you next week.


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[Assistant] Knocked down drag out in a long time. I know. And when I was making my notes for the show this morning, I literally, I put it on my page and then I deleted it, but I put fireworks in parenthesis.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, Fence Rider time. I missed this last week. I love it. It's always a fun... It is time.


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[Assistant] The ones that said no it was me and who else? You and Jason Lloyd. Jason Lloyd.


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[Assistant] I don't think when the game is over, I don't think we're all gonna be red-flagging Jones as, you know, the reason that he got up.


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[Assistant] Well, but there's also one statistic to say the Browns have no chance and that's the 20-0 and all of those.


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[Assistant] I love hearing those numbers because I found a bunch of numbers that concern me.


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[Assistant] I think he's gonna throw for three touchdowns and just...


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[Assistant] South of 275. The reason I couldn't get there. It's interesting when you made your point about why you think TJ is going to get, or Miles is going to get more sacks. That makes perfect sense. He's going to have a lot of opportunities because I believe the Browns are going to run away with this and I think the Browns are going to do a lot of running the football in the second half.


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[Assistant] Now I, you know, look, I'm drinking your Kool-Aid. It's right there. It's too close to me. You gotta move it so I can't see it.


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[Assistant] Because I've been drinking it. And as I was playing the game out of my mind last night, like, how do I think this thing's gonna go? And I've got one stat that's gonna back that up later. But I do think that it's gonna be like it was against Cincinnati. The defense is gonna dominate.


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[Assistant] The offense is going to look good enough to put a nice cushion between them and the Steelers and then it's going to be hello Nick Job. That's the only reason I don't.


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[Assistant] We saw what the Niners were able to do with Brock Purdy.


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[Assistant] From an 0 points or 3 points. Well, I'm always giving me 3. No. Always.


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[Assistant] Okay, so that does concern me. I mean, but it concerned me last week and we got it right. That's true.


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[Assistant] Well, every game was under except one, I think. Alright, say eight. Ten teams.


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[Assistant] I like what I'm seeing from Elijah Moore. I think before the game last week, I said, everybody's telling me this guy's going to change my life. He's going to be like this breakout wide receiver that the Browns never really had.


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[Assistant] You just saw enough of it last week to have that be a real appetizer. Think when the Browns were watching film.


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[Assistant] The one thing they probably noticed was he had more opportunities to catch balls that didn't go his way. And I think this guy is on track to be exactly who he was advertised to be.


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[Assistant] He can be a game breaker and an electric kind of receiver. How many catches did he have last week? Just three, I think. Three, I believe.


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[Assistant] Were there a couple times you held your breath though? Because there was, there were a few times where I was like, wait, no, no. And not really. I didn't. I was nervous. I'm one or two.


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[Assistant] I mean, that he had nine? That's almost all of your skills, players. At one point in time where the, where the target for his pass. That's, that's what you want. That's great. It's really good distribution chart.


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[Assistant] By the way, Jimmy Garoppolo, who I don't think anybody would say is elite, did pretty well with the 49ers too.


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[Assistant] That's why I love the fact that this Brown's defense is so good. I don't think Deshaun Watson has to be elite. I don't. And I'm not going to label him with the, you know, be a game manager tag, because I think he can be more than that with his legs, but he's not. He's got to be elite for them to win a Super Bowl. Well yea, to that point, yes, you can't win a Super Bowl without, in my opinion, without


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[Assistant] In 10 of the last 11 games versus teams with losing records.


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[Assistant] You just want, when you're on the road especially, the one thing San Francisco did really well was hit the mute button on that crowd. They were not a f-


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[Assistant] Because they got, right, they got them down and they got them down early and I hope that Kevin's attitude in this is.


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[Assistant] I think it's, I think it's started from Jim Schwartz. There's a play that we're not going to show today. I sent it to Mikey and we're going to show it on tag board tomorrow. But there is a play where Tom, I said last year all year, we don't have any dogs. We need guys that want to rip the opponent's heads off because Miles is a great player. He's not that.


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[Assistant] There's a play that I think will demonstrate that Tomlinson has dog in him.


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[Assistant] The way he manhandled a Bengal's left guard. Who is their left guard?


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[Assistant] Probably not a good player. He's okay. He made him look JV on one particular play that I sent to Mikey that we're gonna show tomorrow. But the reason I sent it to him is because to me, you gotta have dogs, and if you only have them one place, they gotta be right there. They gotta be on the guys getting out there.


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[Assistant] Of course nothing. They gotta play with that attitude. You're around the team a lot more. Is that something that you feel is kind of permeating the room and is that, is it coming from Jim Schwartz?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we're all pretty much aligned in this. With Jason, I'm probably more closely aligned.


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[Assistant] Your view of this. I'm not going to dismiss the history at all.


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[Assistant] Uh, I've always viewed everything in athletics as you never fear your opponent. Never. But you always respect your opponent.


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[Assistant] And I think the Browns do have a healthy respect for what the Pittsburgh Steelers have done and who they are.


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[Assistant] As long as they have that black helmet with the logo on one side of it, that means something. Now when the game starts, it won't put points on the board. It won't.


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[Assistant] The only thing that could do that is the Browns offense and hopefully the Browns defense.


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[Assistant] But when you don't respect your opponent, you've taken the first step towards defeat.


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[Assistant] So you have to absolutely respect who they are. Don't fear them. We're kind of parsing words here. I would say there is reason for concern.


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[Assistant] By the percentage of times a team coming off a three touchdown win,


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[Assistant] Loses when they play a team that's coming off a three touchdown loss.


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[Assistant] You would think that overwhelmingly the team that came off the three touchdown win would win against the three touchdown loss team the next week. It's not that way at all.


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[Assistant] It is a week to week league. And you know, all of the momentum that the Browns had in that Cincinnati game, and you could feel it, and Cincinnati could feel it. Sure. That's now zero. It's gone. When they step on that field, there will be one team with energy and momentum on their side, and it's going to be Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] Because they're coming off a 21 point loss, they're at home, that home crowd is going nuts, and I know the medals don't mean anything on the scoreboard, but they know that they're the franchise that has earned those medals, and the Browns want those medals.


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[Assistant] Guys that get traded to the Yankees hit out of their mind the first week they're a Yankee?


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[Assistant] And then you talk to them about it later and they're like, man, there was something about putting on that uniform. I put on those pinstripes and I saw myself for the first time in those pinstripes. I'd never looked so good. It's becau- same thing with the Steelers uniform.


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[Assistant] No, you're right, you're right, but I think you would agree that there is something to that. God, guys go to the Yankees that have done nothing and all of a sudden they be, now they don't carry it out long term because long term talent wins. But I think that when you put on a Steelers uniform,


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[Assistant] How long, I don't know, but I think Aditi said, you know, when we were asking what's the general perception from the Steelers to the Browns, well look, you gotta do it consistently.


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[Assistant] Before a team rips at another team and says, okay, you've earned our respect and you have our attention.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's unbelievable. When I saw that, I was like,


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[Assistant] How can that be? But that's to the point that you made. It's a week to week league. And literally, and I think Kevin Stefanski is preaching this. I'm sure he is because he's a


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[Assistant] You know, the only thing that matters now is the next game. That's it. That's all we're thinking about. We're not thinking about the next week. We can talk about it. We're not even thinking about Cincinnati because that was last week. There's only one thing we control now and that's next week. And I think Kevin has probably got his hands on that stat.


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[Assistant] 57% of the time when a team wins by three touch or 17 points and plays a team the next week that lost by 17, they go ahead and blow it.


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[Assistant] I have, in my mind, I feel that too. I feel like sometimes the worst thing that's happened to this team is a big nice win. Because I don't know if they just believe themselves or they get overconfident or what it is or maybe the win was fool's gold.


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[Assistant] After last week, I have already made the conclusion this is a different team.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. That is, that really speaks to the dominance of the 49ers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was paying a lot of attention to the Steelers game too. And it was, I mean, they were flexing their muscle. I said yesterday or Monday, uh, one of the stats that really stands out was at one point, the Niners had 199 yards total offense and the Steelers had one point.


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[Assistant] You know, we talked about that yesterday and I said, I don't know that we can ask Bull to wear a Browns jersey because as a Browns fan, I would never wear a Bengals jersey. Well, that's fine. And we understand that Bull.


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[Assistant] For anybody that doubts it, I have a lot of people that ask me, deep down Bull hates the Browns, doesn't he? And I'm like, no.


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[Assistant] If it weren't for the Bengals, Bull would be a Browns fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bull roots for the Browns in every single game when they're not playing the Bengals. That's true. And I think it's a huge testament to you that you're so in... It's weird. It doesn't make any sense, which is why... No, it doesn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] And I admire the fact that that's the way it is. And I want to see you in Brown's Gear so badly, I'll match Gene Gorsuch. Can you guys get that by next Friday? I don't know. I don't know if we can put a


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[Assistant] I'm eating your food. What's your favorite tailgating fare? Brats, hot dogs, hamburgers.


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[Assistant] My, the launch of my clothing line and just, well, it's already been out, but my Kool-Aid mafia shirts have gone viral, Jay. How, really? Yesterday, I think someone said there were 70 that were sold. Oh, well, there's gonna be a lot more, but he's not getting


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[Assistant] Today, uh, we found out, I, I woke up to my, my wife screaming, running downstairs. I said, what's going on? She says, babe, you've gone viral.


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[Assistant] But for the wrong reasons. I said, what happened? Uh-uh. She was like, the Kool-Aid Mafia shirt is everywhere.


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[Assistant] If you, if you search Kool-Aid Mafia, this comes up- With C-O-O-L? Yes. Cause that's not the- It's not the Kool-Aid. Right. Look what comes up.


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[Assistant] I'm a bush. I'm a bush. I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go to China. They're from China? Are they really? And from, from Scandinavian countries? That is nuts. No, no, look, just if you could...


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[Assistant] There's hundreds of them, and they're even marketing them the Garrett Bush Kool-Aid Mafia shirt. Look at this. This is crazy. Garrett Bush Kool-Aid Mafia shirt. Custom prints.


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[Assistant] Now here, now here I'm gonna tell you what, just like everything, everything when you get no internet, I just want to put a disclaimer out there. I am not affiliated with any of these stores. So if you order something from these stores and you don't get it,


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[Assistant] You gotta have, listen, you gotta have alternates, you gotta have your spikes, your cleats. Everything's gotta match, right? Everything, the wrist, everything. And if they let you wear a visor, please wear a visor. Yeah, and they look so good with those white helmets.


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[Assistant] I was like, what, you gonna go into the season with that? This is just, this is your line?


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[Assistant] Gee Bush, you're being overrated. You're just de-jerk reaction. And I said, well, I'm the duke of de-jerk. That is how I actually got my name by being like, these de-tackles are horrible. Joe Woods is terrible. You gotta think about it. In this market, people is two, three years slow to the party.


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[Assistant] And work with him. Now, here's the thing. Camp Dequel. You could go to the hospital, right? One time. And you could be healthy, fine, ain't no symptoms, nothing. You go for a routine checkup. The doctor tell you, yeah, some tests came back and, uh, you're really sick.


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[Assistant] And you're like, what are you talking about? I eat well, I exercise, and you're a denial. But the doctor has diagnostics. The doctor has a test. The doctors have seen this before. It don't take you five, six times to get one diagnosis. Sometimes the first diagnosis is the right one.


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[Assistant] When I watch the Cleveland Browns, I see the playmakers. I see the ballplaymakers. I don't need to see, people don't need to see Patrick Mahomes ten times and know Patrick Mahomes is Patrick Mahomes. He proves it over and over again.


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[Assistant] So how many the brows are gonna get? Uhm, I've got them at like six. Wow, that's a lot.


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[Assistant] It's not great. It could happen. But think about it, if you just take Pittsburgh out of it, and you say Team A, which would be the Steelers, and you put a blank card over it.


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[Assistant] You put a blank card and say, this team has these PFF grades.


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[Assistant] Right. It's not a perfect science. We get it. It's not. I get that, but you can tell, I told you about it with Tyvis. Tyvis, Tyvis don't know what the play called is, but if Tyvis sees a formation and three receivers in this coverage, he has an idea. I trust Tyvis.


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[Assistant] And it's hard to, this recycle things where you want to get good every five years. All it takes for you to do is miss once or twice. Everybody's going to miss in a draft. Everybody's going to miss a free agency. But they haven't. But they have missed. They traditionally haven't, but if they miss Okini


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[Assistant] Kind of describe the difference, uhm, between a wet ball and a dry ball. Uhm, there are a lot of guys that have talked about the ball being heavy. Uhm, do the referees swap those out? And how often do they swap those out? Uhm, in order, I guess, to get a new ball that's dry? Or do they just let it ride out?


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[Assistant] You know, uh, Tim, you know, one of the questions I, you know, I toss around in my head is, you know, I'll go back just to, to, you know, years past when they talk about


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[Assistant] Specifically, you know, complimentary football. It seems today it's like, okay, we either have to have, uh, Deshaun Watson do his thing, or we have to have Nick Chubb do his thing, or whose team is it, or do we need Deshaun Watson to be elite? Uhm, you know,


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[Assistant] Uhm, when you say Deshaun Watson has to have a big game, how would you describe a big game? How would you describe him having a breakout game? Is it what he's seeing? Is it numbers? Is it stats? Is it the win losses? How, how do you, how would you gauge whether or not he is back to what he was before in Houston?


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[Assistant] You know, Tim, you got Dwayne Jones starting to write tackle. Uhm, take us inside the huddle a little bit. What are some ways that a quarterback


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[Assistant] Who is playing with a rookie right tackle or a rookie left tackle? What are some things you can do as a quarterback?


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[Assistant] Besides getting the ball out quickly, is there something you could do with the protection schemes to help him out? Wait a second.


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[Assistant] I will say this Tim, Baker was good at this. Changing his cadence up. Baker was great on the hard count, changing it up. He got a lot of people to jump. I don't know if Deshaun has that in his repertoire, but that's, that's one thing that helps out a lot too. It does help. That's a great point. Yeah, I forgot to mention that.


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[Assistant] The reason why it felt like that is because the person that was supposed to lead you, the general, the quarterback, the guy that can consistently, see, quarterbacks play for 10, 15 years. If you got one, that's how long your dynasty is, right? You'll be competitive.


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[Assistant] But ours stopped right at that point because we didn't have the quarterback anymore. You need the coach too.


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[Assistant] Playing defense is a mindset. It's an attitude. It's a way of life.


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[Assistant] I don't like nice guys on defense. You can't be no nice guy and shaking hands and kissing babies and all that other stuff. Is Miles too nice? Uh, no. Miles Garrett is nasty enough. Like, Miles Garrett is good, but what you brought was somebody in Zedaria Smith. Tim Couch just said it. That had the dog in him.


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[Assistant] Because I want them sacks too. I'm not looking for you to make plays. I like playmakers. I want guys to make plays. And so that's why you feel that energy level. Because everybody wants to get to the ball now. Delpy, Anthony Walker, everybody wants it. So that's why I feel like.


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[Assistant] Right. Michael Strahan's not a really mean guy. No. He's on Good Morning America.


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[Assistant] To your point, Bull, I will say for Miles Garrett, I mean, he is known for Once Upon a Time.


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[Assistant] Miles Garret in his first year used to get these 15 yard penalties, remember? Yep. He'd hit the quarterback and land on him and they'd throw flags because they're like, you can't land all your body weight because he was breaking people's shoulders. I mean, he's just, he's just good. I mean, Miles Garret can like dinosaurs and you can't lock him.


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[Assistant] After I broke the story of him getting 18 carries, that's what it's going to be. That's his target. He is never after going over that target.


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[Assistant] Carolina Panthers, 22 carries, right? Very nice game against Jets, 17. 23 carries against Pittsburgh, 19 the next week.


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[Assistant] That's still, but it's down. But, but remember. It's down 20%. Overall.


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[Assistant] Then he got to 23 again. Yea. And then he had 11 and 14 the next two games. I just don't think that proves anything, Gene.


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[Assistant] Well listen, I get that they want to, you know, have a formula, but my formula is if I got Nick Chubb, I'm going to use him as much as I can.


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[Assistant] And the difference between the Bengals and the Browns, both quarterbacks played terrible. The defense for the Bengals was good in the first half. The difference in the game was, Nick Chubb is better than Joe Mixon. It is what it is.


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[Assistant] He's real. So he got you those yards when you couldn't get them from nowhere else and Deshaun looked like he looked. That's the difference between him and everybody else. Just use him. We'll be okay. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, we're in lockstep. I'm not worried about it.


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[Assistant] When they started wearing the whites again, we was like, bro, what are you doing? Where's the blues at?


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[Assistant] If there was a metallic orange helmet, like organs that is like metal, like the metal, shiny metal, those would be phenomenal.


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[Assistant] Take them high school gloves off. We wear team-issued gear around here. And no, you're not getting number three. Your speed is an 80. Only people in a 90 speed get single digits. That's how it works here.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, Jay, Jay came down here and was telling about these dress codes. You know, uhm, you know, when black people start getting new emails from people, we get scared. I'm like, who is this? Why y'all emailing me?


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[Assistant] I don't know y'all up there. I'm cool. I was like, yeah, I'm, I'm fitted up. I need a, I need a pocket too. I need a watch put all over the door. I don't know who that.


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[Assistant] See man, which y'all didn't know man, I didn't have enough money to pull this off. Back in the day, if you know what I mean, this is a layaway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we have to make up a bird dog read from yesterday because with the internet issues that we were having, we missed one. So I want to remind everybody to go check out our friends at Bird Dogs. They sent us a bunch of free merch. I love their shorts. I was surprised, happily surprised by their joggers. I wish I could wear them more, but I gotta wait for my leg to heal up because they're a little tight. But before we get into DTR? Yeah, I know. Go ahead, laugh at me.


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[Assistant] I slid like I was playing soccer and normally I would have a shin guard on and where I slid the guard would grind. Didn't have a shin guard on.


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[Assistant] Plus get a full time benefit package and pay time off and the signing bonus apply online at precast.com to learn more. So guys, just so you know.


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[Assistant] All the fringe players looking to still make the roster and what we need to see from them Saturday, so know that they'll make the team. I have statistical predictions for these guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got two, uh, real quick. So, gee, in relation to Ohio State, Halim Youssef said not having one quarterback separate themselves in a competition doesn't mean they don't have a quarterback. Truth is they have three that can start on any team outside of maybe three in the whole country.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're worried about Buckeyes too, next Friday we have our friend Jay Stevens from Locked On Buckeyes coming on. So we'll cover the team then a little bit. And then I got one here from Chris B. Hear me out guys. Packaged with both DTR and Watson on the field. DTR's out wide. More in the backfield. Would you all be down?


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[Assistant] Alright, so real quick before we move on, guys, I want to remind everybody about our good friends over at Bird Dogs. They have some amazing products, some amazing shorts, and some amazing joggers. I wore the shorts out to Blossom for my birthday to go party with Nickelback. They were comfortable the whole time running and stumbling around the lawn. It was a great time. Go check out Bird Dogs. We love them. And now,


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I don't know the songs off the top of my head, but like, at Eastland, at Eastland, at BW, we get Rowdy, and then, uh, B-side and Coventry, people make out there all the time when I go like,


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, but we were hanging out the whole night and I did not know who she was. You didn't make a move?


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[Assistant] We got 15 minutes before James, but real quick before we get into keep cut trade, I want to remind everybody that Mike Earl and I do a podcast now called Behind the Glass. It's the perfect podcast if you want very well informed opinions from Mike and Earl and me sitting there talking about whatever. It's a fun time. We love doing it. Go and support it. I have a blast talking with those two guys all the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so first one, Devontae Adams, Tyreek Hill, or Jamar Chase.


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[Assistant] You can do moving forward in general. Who would you keep cut and trade?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so the next one, I think this is the personal hardest one for me. Netflix, Hulu, Disney+.


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[Assistant] No, I tie my shoes. Mine are double knotted. Every day. Double knotted? What are you, eight? Maybe. But the shoelaces on these shoes are very long. Oh.


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[Assistant] No, but it was the picture I used like two weeks ago. He hadn't signed anywhere yet.


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[Assistant] Next! Oh man, maybe I made some of these too easy. Alright, number six, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, next we got George Kittle, David Njoku, and Mark Andrews.


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[Assistant] Alright, last one here is the quarterbacks, Russell Wilson, Ryan Tannehill, Derek Carr.


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[Assistant] So guys, while we still wait for our guest, I still have two more. Do you want to do the last two? Yea, yea, of course. Yea, alright. Number eight, technically, was Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor. Ooh, this is your best one yet. Is this just who we like the most, or is this just who we want to fight?


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[Assistant] I never look forward to eating any of this. But, I'm keeping McDonald's, I'm cutting Wendy's, because outside of the chicken sandwich, nothing in Wendy's is that good.


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[Assistant] We also challenged our guy Ben Baby to a race. Real quick before we bring James in though guys, I gotta remind everybody one last time today that our sponsor Bird Dogs sells amazing shorts and amazing joggers and you can go there. They sell Yeti tumblers I believe as well. They send us hats, pants, shorts. We love them. We can't get enough of them here. Go check out Bird Dogs. Thank you for supporting UCSS. Now we, without further ado, James.


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[Assistant] Well, I let each side have their own, you know, if you want to go deep to the right or the deep to the left, I kind of aim down the middle to be the voice of reason.


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[Assistant] I am doing good and I want to tease something for you guys coming in. Beautiful. I guess 10, 11 days now.


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[Assistant] I went to the muti lot on Sunday, had a blast, you guys will see my adventures in a little bit.


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[Assistant] We'll be making content in the muti lot prior to kickoff. So if, you know, I'm a normal size white guy, I'm pretty easy to get lost in the muti lot crowd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so if you see an average-sized normal-looking white dude and bull walking together with the camera, you know you found them. They're gonna look like a ten walking back. It is kinda true, yeah. But we will be in the mutiny lot for the Titans game.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we, we've gotta have this discussion, and we can have this further offline, but... You going?


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[Assistant] Previewing the Steelers-Browns game and we are making our TV debut Friday. Please tune in if you can.


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[Assistant] Give us those, uh, those views. We appreciate it. And for the YouTube people out there, it'll be posted in full. You will not miss a second of UCSS content. I promise.


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[Assistant] Real quick, we gotta dive into topics, but uh, Steve Becker, our EP's coming to town tomorrow. Yeah, that's right. We're gonna tape a segment with Steve before the show tomorrow that's gonna air on a Behind the Glass later. Oh, nice. On like the OG origins of UCSS. How the whole thing came together. Cause me and Steve were employees one and two of this project. That's exactly right. So we're gonna pull the curtain way back. Yeah. And it'll air


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[Assistant] Not this week, but maybe another week on behind the glass.


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[Assistant] So with that, yeah, Jay, let's get into Toppers today, and we'll talk to Steve, we'll get into all that, but, we have to talk about the odds in the AFC North. Now, before the season started, there was a pretty clear pecking order according to Las Vegas. And who was favored to win the AFC North?


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[Assistant] The bangles and Ravens a clear one and two. They both had plus 200 dots. Did you take the graphic full the Browns before the season started plus three 75 almost four to one odds to win the division. The Steelers well behind at plus seven 50 after one game, the odds were updated yesterday. Now that we are here on week two and see if you cut directly to the next one.


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[Assistant] The Browns have skyrocketed. They're plus 220 now. Almost cut their odds in half. Man.


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[Assistant] Are you willing to change your opinion and consider the Browns the favorites in the AFC North? Cause they're all- But it's funny!


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[Assistant] That tells you how dominant that team was. That's a fact. We got Leroy coming up in a sec, so I don't want to dive too far into the national coverage. We will get to that in a sec, but back to the playoff odds. The Bengals play the Ravens in week two. Right. That is a head to head matchup at Paycore Stadium in Cincinnati. Yep. The Browns play the Steelers.


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[Assistant] That is two AFC North divisional battles. Let's predict the future here on Tuesday. What do you think those odds look like?


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[Assistant] No, no, the odds to win the division. So I guess you're picking winners there too, but- Who do you think-


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[Assistant] Online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. We asked the YouTube community tab, should the Browns be the odds on favorites to win the AFC North after their week one bludgering of the bangles and 59% of over 4,000 votes said yes. At this point, they've shown enough to be the odds. That doesn't surprise me.


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[Assistant] The brown sign on offensive tackle yesterday, Ty Neschke, the 37 year old.


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[Assistant] Putting a little bow tie on the weak one went over the bangles and we're going to talk about who truly is cornerback one on the Browns, which we will also talk about here in a coach Tyvis segment shortly before we get to coach Tyvis though.


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[Assistant] Do the Browns have enough at tackle currently to keep Deshaun Watson upright for the next 16 games? Or do you think they have to go out and find a veteran option or a younger option just even for some depth to make sure that their star quarterback stays healthy?


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[Assistant] With the one and only 2015 national championship defensive MVP, Tyvis Powell. If you haven't hit that like button, you haven't hit that subscribe button, do it for us. It helps us in the YouTube algorithm and the better we do on YouTube, the more we can pay Tyvis to keep on doing these segments for us. Today we are breaking down Martin Emerson Jr. and his stellar play.


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[Assistant] Against the bangles. We have three plays. We have two coverage plays and a tackling play. And Ty, we're gonna take this fold. You got tag board.


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[Assistant] Steve, whenever you're ready and we can let Tyvis explain to us why Martin Emerson Jr. did something so special against these Bengals receivers.


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[Assistant] Tackling situation with Emerson. It was 3rd and 10.


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[Assistant] The Browns get to stop. It's a game tackle. Emerson is the first to the ball, Tyvis. So we're going to play the play.


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[Assistant] He got dinged for this play in PFF, but maybe you see it as positive. You can take the place.


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[Assistant] We have a lot of things coming here at UCSS and one of the things that we are promoting and helping with is...


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[Assistant] Making sure all Browns fans out there are dressed to the absolute max.


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[Assistant] Moving forward, if you haven't already gotten all the browns gear you need for the upcoming brown season, you better go to fanatics.com slash UCSS to get all your swaggiest browns gear.


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[Assistant] It is the same fanatic store you would find regularly, except if you buy it using this link, fanatics.com slash UCSS, we get a little bit of money on the back end. So it is a totally legal, fair deal. I know Jay said it sounded like a drug deal yesterday. It is not totally legal. I said it sounded a little shit. We hope that if you are buying any Brown's gear.


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[Assistant] Wear it to the Muni lot when me and Bull there are, are there in two weeks and continue to get all your browns gear for yourself, your friends, your family at Fanatics.com slash UCSS.


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[Assistant] I don't think this bowl will tell you it's really hard for bowl to shot for certain stuff.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so real quick. National media, let's do this. We started, we started mentioning this earlier. I want to get a little more in depth here, but since the show started, see, take tag board full. A national media show.


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[Assistant] And I don't know why this looks so wonky in here, this is from first take, but.


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[Assistant] Maybe the national media is starting to turn, the tide is turning towards the browns here. Gee, how does it make you feel?


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[Assistant] We're doing true or false on the Steelers Browns rivalry. Oh wow. Okay. So let's check out how well you guys know the history of this AFC North division rivalry. And let's start with the first one. Steve hit the music and then take the graph.


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[Assistant] Question number one. Jim Brown had more career rushing yards versus Steelers.


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[Assistant] Jay says true. That means someone's gonna take the lead here. The answer is false. Yes!


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[Assistant] He ran for 1396. That was one in two. Steelers were the second most. Eagles.


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[Assistant] Which I don't expect them to play the Eagles as much as- Well that's why I-


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[Assistant] Between these two teams in 1950, the final score of 30 to 17.


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[Assistant] Simple rules. G says true, confidence. Tyva says true, confidence. Jay says true, confidence. And you guys are correct. It is true. The year, the score, the teams, everything in that statement is true. The Browns won the first meeting.


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[Assistant] I need, I need to get this one right. Jay needs this one. If you guys get this right, Tyvis G, you have beaten Bull.


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[Assistant] Despite having a combined 21 catches for 319 yards in two games against the Steelers in 2013, Josh Gordon did not score a touchdown against Pittsburgh that season.


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[Assistant] The Browns have lost 19 consecutive regular season games in Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] Is that true? Is that false? 19 consecutive. I really don't know.


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[Assistant] Tyvis says true, Jay says false, G says true, we have a new leader in the clubhouse and the clubhouse is not Jay.


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[Assistant] Ben Roethlisberger has more career passing yards versus the Browns than Otto Graham, Bernie Kosar, and Brian Seip have combined against the Steelers. Is that true or false?


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[Assistant] And you are rewarded for doing so today. The answer is false. Are you guys ready for the numbers? Let's hear them. Big Ben by himself has 6,896 career passing yards against the Browns.


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[Assistant] Otto Graham threw for 2,094 yards against Pittsburgh. See, that was what, that's the surprise to me. Kozar threw 2,408.


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[Assistant] Tivus, you are now the leader with two questions to go.


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[Assistant] And there is an overtime question. There is an overtime question. Heading into the final question. Tybus has five correct answers.


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[Assistant] So the first part of this next question is true. It's the second part. I want to know if you guys agree is also true or false. Ready Steve?


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[Assistant] According to Pro Football Reference, 68 players have played for both the Steelers and the Browns. That part is true.


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[Assistant] Five of them are currently on NFL rosters. Is that true?


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[Assistant] That is one. Correct. That's all I got. That's the only one I have. There are three you should get. Two will be tough. Three you should absolutely get. Okay. Ogunjobi's the first. If the chat beats you guys, the chat gets a final take and not you. That is still planned?


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[Assistant] We have till 12.50 to do this. You have three minutes. Okay. If the chat gets, the chat just got one that you didn't get already. Oh damn.


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[Assistant] New Orleans? New Or- The Rams and the Cardinals.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be New Orleans, right? Nope, the obvious one is Arizona. Josh Dobbs?


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[Assistant] Jesse James, the tight end. Oh wow. He played for us. For a second. For a minute. For a cup of tea. And lastly, Brian Allen, the defensive back, who I never would have guessed in a million years.


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[Assistant] We're going to Tyvis. We're going to make a graphic of all the games we play starting today. Today's the first one.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, we did some trivia last year. I thought it was a little too easy. I thought that was a little better way to, uh, way to approach it. So, uh, G. Bush, I'm gonna make sure we have two minutes at the end of the show for you to get a final take in here, but I went to the meeting this weekend with the camera.


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[Assistant] With some friends, I did not see Tyvis's wife, but apparently she and her squad saw me, so bad job out of me. And they didn't say hi? I was kind of mad, but apparently we may have just missed, uh, my wife wasn't there.


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[Assistant] When I say drunk, I mean like in a good way, like having a good time. It was a giant party. It was a party in a parking lot.


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[Assistant] Two weeks out, and G, I'll get to your final take in one sec. If you have a tailgate you want us to come check out.


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[Assistant] DM me on Twitter. Let me know where it is. We will come by or we will at least try to come by. Good. And meet as many of you guys as humanly possible. So DM me on Twitter.


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[Assistant] You know, I left the Scrum before that, unfortunately, uh, before I got the Y. Instead, he was just talking about how, uhm, a lot of it was what the 49ers were doing, and the execution across the board was off by the Steelers.


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[Assistant] Take the, take what they said at face value. Uhm, I probably would have liked to see a little bit more evaluation, but, you know, that, that was what they went with.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, this time I had the song in mind that I was gonna flip before we even played them and I was just so


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[Assistant] Well, the song, I spent the entire Sunday night into Sunday morning doing the song. And then yesterday when I got off work.


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[Assistant] I came home and shot the video piece and stayed up pretty late to make sure I had the video ready.


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[Assistant] Well, here we go. DJ Hazmat with the Browns recap 2023 week one verse the bungles. We call this one dog pound.


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[Assistant] And that show, you know what I'm saying? And it was gratifying because of what Chase said before the games. But yes, the defense was obviously the star in this game. We got to see what our offense is going to look like when we're not playing in the conditions and the elements.


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[Assistant] But yes, kudos to the defense. I'm liking what Jim Schwartz is doing, bringing the pressure. And you know, it wasn't just the corners, the corners can't really get active like that unless, unless you, uh, Miles and, and, and Zay and them are, are causing problems up front, so.


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[Assistant] And you know, to me it was more about the culture of just...


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[Assistant] You see, I have my Deshaun jersey in the closet. So of course I'm all in. I was never against Deshaun Watson. He's, he's a talented quarterback and who wouldn't want to have that on your team? I was just more so hoping that what happened to the Jets don't happen to us. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] I will ask you again, Assassin. What is this box? Where did it come from, and what is its purpose?


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[Assistant] Hey everybody, I just wanna re- I- I was gonna remind everybody about some stuff, but we got-


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[Assistant] Hell yea, amazing work. Hell of a job from you guys. Now everybody just needs to smash that like button so we can beat that record. BIG FACTS!


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[Assistant] And then Cody Clark and KR Thunder both gifted five memberships each. So thank you everybody for your support. As we get into our first topic here today, you guys are all awesome.


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[Assistant] And Bull, our first topic. Deshaun Watson got voted a captain. Nick Chubb didn't. What do we feel?


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[Assistant] So I put a poll out there and asking if our audience cared about the Nick Chubb captain. Overwhelming majority said no. However, we got a super chat from our very own Earl the Pearl asking


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[Assistant] Who would the five UCSS captains be out of all of us?


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[Assistant] Alright fine, we'll go with three. I mean, who should be the captain?


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[Assistant] I will make sure we have time for that because he did not tell me that.


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[Assistant] Over, access to overtime is your coach's tier. 199 will get you access to all the emojis. Once again, Earl and I are still waiting for our emojis, but there has been a bunch of membership gifting today.


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[Assistant] Halim Youssef has gifted 5, Brett Watson gifted 1, and then our very own Steve Becker gifted 10 memberships. And that's going to be a thing throughout the whole rest of the football season. A couple of us are going to pay back for you guys and gift you memberships, so shout out to Steve for doing that. Uh, that's our first batch coming out in September.


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[Assistant] I have my headphones half off so I didn't hear what Mike said there. But we'll get into question number one here. Are you guys ready? Will Deshaun Watson account for more total touchdowns than Lamar Jackson? This is one of our few unanimous answers here, Steve.


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[Assistant] Sorry, Steve was, Steve and I were a little out of sync there, but this was one of our few unanimous answers. Uh, McNuggets, Bull, Brad, Jason G, Tyvis, and Earl all said yes. We'll keep it quick. Who wants to start?


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[Assistant] That was. So question number two is will Nick Chubb score at least 15 total touchdowns?


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[Assistant] Our yes is Bull, Jason, and G. And our no is McNuggets, Brad, Tyvis, and Earl.


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[Assistant] Alright, so question three, also typo in the graphic, hands up, my bad, I didn't double check it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so number four guys, will the Browns line, or will the Browns defensive line, minus Miles Garrett, record at least 27 combined sacks? This one's pretty split.


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[Assistant] Before we get too far down, I'm gonna give you guys the answers here. Yes is McNuggets, G and Earl. No is Bull, Brad, Jason and Tyvis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so number five. Who will record their first career interception? Greg Newsome or Martin Emerson? Newsome was Jason and Divas, and Emerson was McNuggets, Bull, Brad G, and Earl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, before 32 and 32 guys, I want to remind you, it's September 1st, the Cleveland colder weather is coming around the corner and you need new Browns hoodies and there's no better place to get the Browns hoodies than at Fanatics. You can use our link fanatics.com slash UCSS. Some of the kickback goes to us and we appreciate you supporting Fanatics and supporting the show.


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[Assistant] Before we do that, I just want to remind everybody that we are doing stupid numbers this whole week and to subscribe to The Ultimate Cleveland Explorer Show. And if you really, yea, today as well, everybody's in there showing the support, the gifted memberships were fantastic. We love you all. Just don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends about it. It's going to be great. We're going to the moon and back with this show. And now without further ado, Jay Stevens from Lockdown Buckeyes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I want to remind everybody really quick that me, Mike and Earl do a behind the glass podcast once a week. It varies from night to night, but it's a great time. We love doing it and you go check out some behind the scenes stuff with me, Mike and Earl.


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[Assistant] I'm stumped. Yeaah. I have no idea. I can't even... Has it a Gestafiler? Purple. Are we okay to get it? How's the ship?


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[Assistant] Tom Cruise, my friend, will tie himself to a side of an airplane and it will take off and land.


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[Assistant] I put applesauce on my neck so a pitbull could give me love and affection. I don't know who's braver.


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[Assistant] Well, I like, I mean, I think I like to do the sexy, sexy funny comedy. That's what I think I'm doing right now. Plus modeling, pictures, showing booty, you know, so, all of it.


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[Assistant] I used to be a model in Colombia, but I never work out over there because I was very short. So my dream just didn't come true. So I came to America. I went to school as an esthetician.


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[Assistant] Didn't work either and I have a friend that told me you should take some pictures. You know, Instagram is popping up.


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[Assistant] Took some, take some pictures and start posting them and, you know, I have been always very like energetic, so.


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[Assistant] I used to post pictures and people started liking all my stuff, you know.


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[Assistant] And then WorldStar started posting my videos and everything started growing. So I've been in WorldStar for like almost 40 times.


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[Assistant] Fuck that. She has been forever there. She doesn't even have a count of how many times she's been there. Really? Yeaah. So I've been in there for 40 times. And Worldstar has been the one that has grown all my, most of my followers.


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[Assistant] Show me your tits. That's what they all say. My girl gets tons of messages. Show me your tits. Show me your pussy. Please, please. Why are you not a porn star? Things like that. It's funny. Right. They saying they, they...


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[Assistant] I cannot give everything out. So maybe they don't buy my, you know, my subscription. So I have to be, you know.


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[Assistant] See, I know, right? What should we do about it? What should we do about Maya?


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[Assistant] It's not, it doesn't have the same value as going in pain and subscription. You know, I don't know. I think it's more valuable if you just keep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. Well, okay. Quick break here. Speaking of anal.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, actually the funny story is I never did cocaine until I came to America.


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[Assistant] Well, they, of course, yeah, of course for partying and stuff, but when I moved here, I was, ehm,


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[Assistant] 19? And I never saw it. I didn't even see the joy, nothing. Until I came here, I just smoked pot and cocaine and all of the craziness.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's more clear, like clean. So it gives like the, I guess like the energetic part instead of the craziness, you know? Right. I actually want to do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just the boobs. The rest is Colombian.


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[Assistant] But I think you have to separate like your family and stuff from the craziness. I believe that. I believe that too.


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[Assistant] So that's probably why, because it's a lot of money you spend in diapers. Yeaah, it's a big market. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It just depends, white or black guy.


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[Assistant] We give too much, you know. Even if she fake loves you. It's like.


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[Assistant] I think, I don't know if it's good, but we love our men, like we treat them like with food, we cook, we, you know, we respect. And so I guess men love that. That's why we are like different, I guess.


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[Assistant] Well, it's not about being a pussy, it's just like somebody that can be, you know, like,


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[Assistant] I just saw this case, it's a very famous opera guy and he was like in a traffic light and the guy behind got pissed and...


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[Assistant] Hmm, what else? Should we talk? Follow us. Follow them.


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[Assistant] Okay, I never heard that before. Melania Trump.


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[Assistant] Ugh, now I'm really deep in it. Candy! She's earned herself a dry slap, she has.


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[Assistant] Free falling, and I didn't pack a chute.


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[Assistant] There. Hi. You got one now.


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[Assistant] Hell yea. How was it? Tell me about your experience.


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[Assistant] That shit was fucking crazy, bro. I was like, at first I was like, damn, cause I was performing at the same time as the baby.


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[Assistant] Hell yeaah, no no no, but, but like uhm, as, as my, as my, my DJ Apex was finishing, like his set was finishing, was finishing, so everybody started running to the stage. So I was like, oh, it's lit.


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[Assistant] I thought we were, I thought we were literally gonna go at the same time. I was like, fuck.


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[Assistant] When I started, when I started off doing music, I was, I was, I was out in New York for a lot, for like a long time, so I know a lot of people out here and people like, people fuck with me out here. Like the people that I know from here, I actually met like, outside. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] That's it, it's scat. But like I was saying, like, he said it yesterday on stage, like, uhm, we got the...


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[Assistant] You know, we've been working on it for a long time, and we've been thinking we're gonna put it out, but like, you know, this time it's for real, that's why he said it, we're dropping the Gucci Gang tape, so. God, lemme hold the mic.


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[Assistant] Hey everyone, my name is Xamber. Thank you guys so much for clicking on this video and for saying to watch me. Today we are back with more Miraculous!


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[Assistant] I am super excited to continue watching. Hope you guys are as well. We are going strong into our week of Miraculous. I hope you guys have been enjoying it just as much as I have. We are going to be watching Season 2 Episode 4 Despair Bear.


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[Assistant] Like, the principal? Or maybe, like, Marinette's dad? Like, he's pretty cuddly like a bear? Maybe? But I am very excited to watch! It's gonna be!


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[Assistant] Very, very interesting. So, please remember guys to go support the official release of Miraculous Ladybug either on Netflix or on Disney+, depending on your country. And of course, if you want to see my full uncut reactions to Miraculous, you can check out my Patreon page, link in the description below to get access to the uncut reactions.


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[Assistant] Guys, if you missed the other episodes, I want to inform you guys again that if you go and like the first season 2 episode 1 and 2,


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[Assistant] Video reaction, we're trying to get to 5,000 likes over there if we do that. If we get the 5,000 likes, I will start reacting to Miraculous Ladybug on Tuesdays and Thursdays.


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[Assistant] Every week, but only if that video hits 5,000 likes. So make sure you go like that video, send it to your friends, all that fun stuff.


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[Assistant] But without further ado, let's get started!


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[Assistant] Hold on, let me get my glasses on so I can see it. What is that? OH IT'S A BITCH!


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[Assistant] You're just sending one out in hope. So what the fuck? Bro, you're messed up. Get a different hobby.


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[Assistant] Oh nooo. Why did I think it'd be Chloe that got akumatized?


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[Assistant] Like, spun me for a loop, it was really funny because I literally was like, maybe it's...


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[Assistant] I was trying to think of like who's like a bear type character. And like I literally was like Marinette's dad, uh, the principal. And then they both were in the beginning of the episode and I was like, oh my god, I'm a genius. I'm so smart. But no, they weren't akumatized at all.


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[Assistant] Chloe the butler. So, but that was super funny. I was so proud of myself. I was like, wow, I called this shit. I called it like, let's go, but nope. No, it was not. It actually wasn't. Ugh, lame. But overall, I like this episode a lot just because of the fact that like,


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[Assistant] Yes, I can hate Chloe all I want. I still don't like Chloe.


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[Assistant] But at least this episode gave me some idea.


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[Assistant] Uhm, from that little snippet we saw with like, the butler, the bear scene, where like, you know, she was a baby.


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[Assistant] Cause we haven't seen Chloe's mom at all. I have no idea who Chloe's mom is, but it looks like Chloe's mom left. So stuff happened and then she became friends with Arian.


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[Assistant] He has an attachment to her mom but she didn't seem to like care about that. It's more so that he just used it to teach her to be nice. So very interesting to get a little bit more on Chloe. I do like that at least she cares about what Adrian thinks of her.


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[Assistant] I think that's good to know because that does give us some hope. Yes, she should not, like, base her opinions on, like, Adrian only.


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[Assistant] But seeing that like she does value Adrian's friendship quite a lot shows that she is capable of having


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[Assistant] Friendship, she just doesn't know. She sincerely does not understand the concept of being nice. Like it's, it's not there. So I can give a little bit more


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[Assistant] I mean, I still get a little upset by her. That's never gonna go away. I don't think I'll ever not be able to, like, you know, I'm always gonna be sassy at her.


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[Assistant] She's just such an unlikable character, but yet.


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[Assistant] Like, girl, come on! Like, literally the worst, but there's something oddly charming about having that character who's just so bad and doesn't care, because you know she's just gonna be a colossal bitch, and at the same time, like, there's a small part of me that's like silently rooting for her, like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Welcome up, bitch. Like, I like that she's so, like, doesn't care what other people think about her besides Adrian.


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[Assistant] But like, doesn't care, she'll be the sassiest motherfucker out there, but like, as long as it makes her happy, she'll do it. So there's something oddly nice about that, though it's terrible, it is still oddly nice to know that she's so herself. So like, you go girl, I guess.


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[Assistant] Uhm, along with that, I like that Marinette got to dance with Adrian! It was really cute! And I like that Adrian, uhm, seems to have some trust and understanding with Marinette.


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[Assistant] It is nice that they do seem to be friends. I felt like in Season 1 we didn't really get to see.


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[Assistant] And so it's not odd for her to come up to him and talk. Yes, her class is also very small, so like, it's fine.


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[Assistant] But like, they do have a friendship built on that and I feel like they're, they're trying to push that forward more. So it's very fun. I thought it was really cute.


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[Assistant] I like the little macaroons singing at the end. It was adorable. Him being like, you're also good at making macaroons and dancing. Like, very, very cute. I like that, uhm,


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[Assistant] I didn't know if they would push it much or like show it a lot, but they are pushing like the Nino and Aliel like relationship, which I like, I like it a lot.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be a lot in this season. I didn't know when they were producing a lot of these, so.


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[Assistant] I don't think they would show it as much, I thought maybe later in season 2 they might, but no, we've already had like


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[Assistant] Two moments of them, maybe more actually, but at least two solid moments where they're like holding each other, dancing, close, like, you know, being boyfriend girlfriend. So it's, it's cute. It's really cute. I'm really glad it's fun.


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[Assistant] I like their relationship, I'm curious to kinda see it more? Hopefully?


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[Assistant] Along with that, we haven't really seen much left of, uh, the Guardian. I'm curious if he will pop back in soon?


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[Assistant] Or not. I would really like to know more with him. Kinda get a feel for what's happening.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I feel like it'd be beneficial for Marinette as well to get more information. And...


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[Assistant] Excited, this season's already been hitting some really strong points. We've had a lot of like, the love square, we've had some like, interesting Hawk Moth things, like he just sent a butterfly, cause he was like, oh Chloe's hosting a party, mmm.


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[Assistant] Didn't she transfer? Did she leave? Like, where's Lila? She's not been in any of our school activities, like... I thought she was gonna be here, but she's just not, so...


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[Assistant] I don't know, she just gone? That seems like a waste of a character.


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[Assistant] I would love new characters, maybe some new classmates, uhm.


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[Assistant] I-I'd like some new things. Especially since we akumatized like almost all of our classmates.


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[Assistant] Besides, wait, no, Chloe was akumatized. She was, I keep forgetting she was akumatized. Chloe literally got akumatized as anti-bug. I keep forgetting that fact. She had that badass sword too. So yeaah, I'm...


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[Assistant] I'm hopeful we'll get some new characters. I'm hopeful that they're ones I'll stick around and not just one time things. I'm curious where Lyla is. I'm curious if Adrien will ever get to meet the Guardian as well. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I'm curious if Hawk Moth will do something crazy, if we're just gonna kinda keep doing the same old thing. I'm also curious if he has the Peacock Miraculous. I'm curious what that is doing there. My only guess is mom had it and somehow mom maybe like died from the Peacock Miraculous. Very dark, but it'd be kinda cool.


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[Assistant] And then we also saw the, uh,


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[Assistant] The fox volpina, I know, someone was like, it's not called volpina, like that's just the name she made. I'm sorry. The fox miraculous, and then there was a barrette one. Which I couldn't see what symbol it was though, cause the barrette is blocking it.


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[Assistant] But, it's not a bret, it's like a hair clip, I should say. Or it's a bret. Uh, but yeaah, it's like yellow bret. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's yellow. They didn't really show it well. So, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm also scared cause like, we only know one character who is like primarily yellow.


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[Assistant] And I know it doesn't like, mean a lot, cause like...


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[Assistant] Marinette doesn't really wear red at all, but like the only character we know that has yellow is like Chloe.


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[Assistant] And you know that these Miraculouses are gonna get out of that box. Lesbians, they're not gonna stay in the box.


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[Assistant] So, I don't want her to get it. I'm scared she's gonna steal it or something, and I don't want that. And she's gonna work for like, Hawk Moth or something.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, wouldn't that be terrible if Chloe got that, like, yellow beret?


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[Assistant] Oh, and like Hawk Moth gives it to her. Oh no. Her and Lila working for Hawk Moth would be sick. That'd be cool. I don't know, I don't know.


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[Assistant] But I don't want to hate her. After this episode, I have some sympathy for the girl. Like the tiniest bit. Cause like, she honestly just doesn't understand how horrid she is. So like, you know.


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[Assistant] I have the tiniest bit of sympathy. Not a lot, but like tiny bit. So I don't know, at this point now I'm like, maybe I don't want her to be like all bad bad.


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[Assistant] I would like for her to turn around, but I don't think like she's the character that's gonna do that cause she's such a bitch. So, I don't know. We'll see. Who knows.


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[Assistant] Overall, I really enjoyed this episode. I had a lot of fun. It was interesting to see.


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[Assistant] A moderately different side of Chloe. She's still horrible, but it was nice to see that she is, she is capable of somewhat being nice. Yes, it's not from the heart kind of nice, but it is nice to know she is capable of it. Like she won't just explode or something if she's nice to someone.


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[Assistant] Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope you have enjoying the Miraculous Week! Uhm.


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[Assistant] Okay, kinda said in the first one, I really wanted to get a head start on season two. Yes, we're...


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[Assistant] Still gonna be a wild season 2, but I didn't want to make some progress, so I feel like doing


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[Assistant] These six episodes in one week is kind of a great way to do that. And then we'll kind of go back to our regular miraculous ways of doing it on Tuesdays.


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[Assistant] Unless, hahahaha, you go like the Season 2 Episode 1 and 2 reactions from Monday, go and like that video if that video hits


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[Assistant] Five thousand likes, that's right, five thousand likes. We will start watching Miraculous Ladybug weekly on Tuesday and Thursday. So, always guaranteed to have two episodes every week.


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[Assistant] I think that would be super great, but we could only hit that goal if you all liked that video. I just want to make sure that everybody wants this bad enough.


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[Assistant] Then we will start watching Miraculous twice a week. So make sure you go click that video. It'll be in the end card as well. And of course guys, if you liked this video, make sure to like, share, subscribe to this one as well. And I will see you all later. Bye!


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[Assistant] Each of us will choose a box. The person whose box says tattoo will get a tattoo right here live in the studio on the show.


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[Assistant] If, if it's a member of Five Seconds of Summer, they will have the words Late Late tattooed on them. If it's me...


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[Assistant] It's tense. There's a tense feeling in the air. Now Luke, you are the only member of 5SOS to not have a tattoo.


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[Assistant] If it's me, it's gonna be a lot of just explaining it to people, all of this that we're doing now. Alright, now look, Luke, because we feel you are taking the biggest leap, you are gonna choose your box first. So please, make your way over and choose your box.


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[Assistant] Right. Which one did you move and then decide not to?


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[Assistant] Welcome back. I still can't believe it. I can't, I can't believe that that happened. We, Ashton is up in the dressing room now with five seconds of summer. He just finished his tattoo. Let's have a look at this.


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[Assistant] Get a little bit more work done upstairs. I might just order a salad. And then we're gonna go link with Lil Xan.