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[Assistant] But I will say this, one thing that pissed me off is when I heard my tag in that song.


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[Assistant] That set me off and that's when I went to Instagram and I didn't care. You know what I'm saying? I heard my tag in there.


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[Assistant] And I saw the video and he had girls in handcuffs too. Not saying that I invented girls with handcuffs. I'm just saying like, that's my tag in the beat.


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[Assistant] And I, and I still didn't even disrespect him. Like it's ways to like, I addressed it aggressively.


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[Assistant] But I didn't disrespect him. Like, bitch ass nigga, you stole my shit. I didn't go there raw. Cause that's what make people watch when you go there raw.


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[Assistant] But, I was just, I had to address it cause I have a large fan base in from the Travis shit.


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[Assistant] You know, the shit like that, uhm, things like this happen to Houston. A lot.


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[Assistant] People steal our shit a lot, and when they steal it, they want us to be like, sit down, shut the fuck up, don't say nothing. Don't say nothing, complain in the ass.


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[Assistant] You being used up a little bit, right? I'm a hater when you do it badly and you suck. ASAP's not, you know what I'm saying, wack. ASAP DM me last year. For real? It's up and DM me and say, hey man, your shit dope.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm sayin'? So shy to ASAP rockin', you know what I'm sayin'? But I wouldn't say like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's so slow, but they spittin', that cadence sets you still. It's not like Amigos cadence to a slow beat, but it's a, like bars, like traditional.


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[Assistant] I'm a producer, like I can, uhm, that's a gift and a curse. I can listen to something and be able to do it just like that, you know what I'm saying? Rapping wise, producing wise and all that, you know, it take a while to learn how to develop your own style, you know what I'm saying? But for the most part, I can, I was in the band, so musically, anything I hear, I can hear what you did and I can see what you did, you know what I'm saying? But, you know, should I have to? No, ASAP though.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, it's uhm, it's, it's two, it's two styles of it. You have people who, who were inspired.


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[Assistant] By legends, and you can't run from that comparison. People who are still alive are gonna hear that and be like, you sound just like, and then you got people who take things or maybe are inspired by people who never really went mainstream.


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[Assistant] Now when you do that, you also have damn near responsibility as the bigger artist yourself to make that acknowledgement.


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[Assistant] And to tell everybody where you got it from. Because if you a copy and a legend, everyone gonna say it. You don't have to say it yourself.


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[Assistant] If you take something from somebody who never really, you know what I'm saying, touch mainstream.


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[Assistant] You know what you're doing. You know it's gonna be looked at like you started that. You know what I'm saying? Like, uhm.


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[Assistant] That was 10 or 20 years later, yeaah. Shout out to my big sister gangsta boo man, but uhm, DJ uhm, Paul. I ain't gonna say the rapper, but.


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[Assistant] He said, man, I just ran into a rapper, uhm, in New York, big rapper too, ran into a rapper in New York, and uhm, he was excited to see me, and he was like, yeah man, you know, all my, uh, parents just listen to was you.


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[Assistant] People, they'll tell you in private, you inspired me. But they don't want to say it.


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[Assistant] That's all. That's kids, like the first thing as a kid, if you see something publicized like that, somebody dying, you know. You go look into them, yeaah. To them it's TV, you're like, this is, let me just follow this guy, he looks interesting. That's, you know, people who really been through some shit. They're not...


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[Assistant] Following they sad as hell, you know, for the most part.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I wanted to go to strip clubs and people were not in a party mood right now. Nobody, everybody is really down, you know, and like I say, I'm not going to be fake and be like, man, I was the biggest Nipsey Hussle fan, but the songs I heard on XM radio and he wasn't whack at all. It was hard.


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[Assistant] My dog, uh, Lil Kiki posted, uhm, and it showed him, uhm, he just helped a homeless man off the street and gave him a job at his store and he let that homeless dude get in his Maybach with him. You know what I'm saying? I don't know how many rappers gonna let a homeless dude get in a nice ass car with them like that. You know what I'm saying? So he was a...


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[Assistant] I could tell what type of dude he was when nobody has nothing bad to say about you.


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[Assistant] Especially like, especially in Houston, man. Uhm, you know, like it's, I tell everybody man, Houston right now man, it's a female rapper city right now.


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[Assistant] As far as other people, you got, of course my dog Max O'Cream, he killin' em with the streamin', you know what I'm sayin', my dog Fastlane.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got the dog ass on, my dog Devando. It's, it's so many people just coming out, you know, of the city, man. Like it's, and then shout out to my people in Dallas, man. Yella Beezy, Trap Boy Freddy, you know what I'm saying? It's, it's like Texas looking, like it's,


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[Assistant] It's only so long, you know, before people just start paying attention, like, you know.


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[Assistant] That's not really gonna. The reason that'll never happen. Why I'm not gonna say never. It's just certain places are known.


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[Assistant] Can't think of any other ones right now on top of my head, but New York as well. You have so many big, prominent figures out there. Plus you got all the blogs and labels out there.


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[Assistant] That's, like, I kinda, shout out to my dawg DJ Iceberg, you know what I'm saying? We kinda like figured it out. It was like, man, if you want the hood and the trap and all that, man, and the strip clubs, you gotta take off in Atlanta. Texas too, but Atlanta, for real, for real. But if you want the numbers, like the numbers, numbers.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's just, opportunity wise, it's like, people love us for our culture and our bad bitches. You know what I'm saying? Like, but, but they love our music as well, but, I've been that rapper before. You know what I'm saying? Like, you get a song, and it hits a ceiling, a glass ceiling.


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[Assistant] And if you don't have the knowledge enough to go out of town and take it to LA or take it to Atlanta, in about three or four months, it's gonna die down. And then you gotta do it again. You're gonna be looked at as a local artist. So you just keep doing that.


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[Assistant] It happens all the time, you know what I'm saying? Like the internet helps though. You know, if you build a following, you have a song and then the internet picks it up, it grows legs into other regions and stuff.


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[Assistant] It's been almost 10 years and Atlanta is just finding out about me. You know what I'm saying? And that's partially my fault. I became very...


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[Assistant] You never gonna be broke. Texas is so big. There's so many places to perform at. The show money never stops. Especially if you have classics like me, people are always gonna book you.


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[Assistant] Comfortable being Justin Bieber in my region. You know what I'm saying? So they hit me. I was like, man, I can't, I can't go be like that. You know what I'm saying? So I started traveling more. You know what I'm saying? Uhm, at all my shows.


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[Assistant] Just in the last week, you know what I'm saying? And, you know, uhm, so things like that, you know, it made me, people were more aware of me in different regions and stuff like that and Atlanta just started


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[Assistant] Pickin' up, you know what I'm sayin', they startin' to play me out here in the strip clubs. Crazy Girls, you know, they playin' my music. I got shots of DJ Rex and DJ Looney Tunes, you know what I'm sayin', like they playin' me out here. Uh, Crazy Girls, AOD, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they play the songs fast as fuck out here though. They speed my shit up fast in the motherfuck, you know what I'm saying? But, you know, sometimes it just, it don't happen overnight for some people. And like, I'm always been a...


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[Assistant] No, long as you still climbing, you gonna be good. Like I'm here, alright.


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[Assistant] That's the latest album. It came out like a month ago. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So uhm, yeah, Club God 6.


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[Assistant] People wanna hear how I address that whole, you know, situation. You know, it's the last song on there called B King Gotta Leave Houston.


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[Assistant] You know, kind of discussing how you have to leave your city and push your music and everything and do what you got to do. Or how sometimes you get love, you get more love out of town, you know what I'm saying, than your own city. You know what I'm saying, and uhm.


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[Assistant] I just did it. Bad, bad, bad. I'm finna follow you.


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, that's real. You know what I'm sayin', like uhm, straight up man, like uhm, that's how I move man, like I don't wanna do the phone shit, I don't wanna-


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[Assistant] I got a lot of followers. If I would drop a new album or a new song, I could put it online and everybody start playing it instantly, but.


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[Assistant] DJs still have heart attacks when I pull up on them. And the DJ would be like...


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[Assistant] And it inspires you to hit the next level for what you have to reinvent yourself and do. You know what I'm saying? I've been there. I've been around like 10 years. You know, when you first come out, it's easy to be new. Everybody loves you. People don't know how far you gonna go. They don't, you know.


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[Assistant] The radio's fucking with you, you're new, it's exciting. Everybody wanna fuck you, you're new. You know what I'm saying? And after a while, everybody get used to you, you know?


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[Assistant] So you have to, either you gonna self-destruct or, you know, reinvent yourself. My hair hasn't always been green, you know, but if you 300 pounds and you got green hair and you on Instagram, you're gonna probably stop scrolling when you see a big person with green hair, you know. So it's all reinventing and, you know, straight up.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm sayin'? My green hair is, the only reason I'm able to walk around with this green hair and hang around with people like Bun B and shit is because they know I'm goofy. They know I'm childish. I have a sense of humor and shit, but for the most part, man, no, man, Houston not like that. I feel you.


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[Assistant] Club God 6, you know what I'm saying? Uhm, shout out to everybody fucking with it. My song, No Hands, that's out right now. The one Ply is trying to steal. Make sure you stream that. Make sure you listen to that.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm sayin', and uhm, yeaah, man. Just get some 4X and no cap shirts, man.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] Alright then gang, so we've made this web app manifest file, so that when we view this webpage in a browser, we're actually telling the browser information about the app.


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[Assistant] So that it can be added to the device home screen in the correct way. Use all the correct icons, colors, display types and names, etc. And we saw in the last lesson that on Android and Chrome, this is fully supported. It used the correct icons and colors.


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[Assistant] However, if you're using an iOS device, then some of the web app manifest properties are not currently supported. Namely, the icons and also the theme color, which colorizes the status bar at the top.


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[Assistant] So, if we tried to add this app to the home screen, using Safari on an iOS device, it would not use the icons that we specify right here.


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[Assistant] It doesn't support that. Instead, what it would do is just take a screenshot of our app and use that as the icon instead, which is no good. So to correct this, all we need to do is add in a link tag to our HTML head.


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[Assistant] So let's go to index.html and underneath this link tag, I'm going to do a little comment that says iOS support.


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[Assistant] And then underneath that we need another link tag. The rel this time is going to be apple.


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[Assistant] Hyphen ninety six times ninety six dot png. That's the size that I'm going to use. Now, if we wanted to, we could copy and paste this down here a few times over and over. So then the device that we're on can choose which icon size to use. I'm just going to leave it as this one for now.


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[Assistant] Anyway, now we have our icons sorted for iOS devices. The next thing I want to do is a meta tag and inside this meta tag we're going to have a name property and that is going to say apple hyphen mobile


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[Assistant] Hyphen web, hyphen app, hyphen status, hyphen bar, whew, long name. And this is going to colourise the status bar at the top. Now, the content is going to be that colour and I'm going to say hash AA 7700.


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[Assistant] Okay, so now if we viewed on an iOS, then this would colourise the status bar at the top instead of the theme colour, and this would be the icon for the homepage. So this should now work as expected on iOS devices and Safari.


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[Assistant] So all I'm gonna do for now is copy this and paste it into the other two pages like so.


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[Assistant] So that now we're ready to go on into the next lesson and start to talk about service workers.


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[Assistant] Think about it. You put these people in a physically difficult position for a long period of time. That's no, we're not talking about a day or two days. This goes for months. They will be delirious. They will be paranoid. They will be depressed.


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[Assistant] There is a sleep deprivation, which is insomnia, and some people just lose their mind. They were sane, and they lose their sanity.


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[Assistant] There's not much in it at the front, with the two cars constantly vying for first place. It's a thrilling battle, with neither driver giving an inch.


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[Assistant] For more on this and other Frontline programs, visit our website at pbs.org slash Frontline.


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[Assistant] Frontline's Escaping Eritrea is available on Amazon Prime Video.


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[Assistant] Dr. Glassman! Oh. Whoa! Captain?


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[Assistant] So if I show you for comparison, this is a normal x-ray.


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[Assistant] And you can see all the dark area, that's the lung, cause it's filled with air. And you contrast that to this one. All these, see all these big white areas. All the way through here.


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[Assistant] That's all conglomerate, fibrotic mass or PMF.


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[Assistant] The biggest concern at that time for me was seeing young men my age, and I'm 43 or younger than I am, uh, with the most severe form of the disease, which is the complicated black lung disease.


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[Assistant] In minors who were again working at that period of time and now are the ones that are.


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[Assistant] Seriously ill from that disease.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Had we taken action at that time, I really believe that we would not be seeing the disease that we're seeing now.


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[Assistant] And it's really why we're seeing such severe...


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[Assistant] Disease in miners. So we know the problem is silica dust, yet that's not what we're protecting miners against. Or our effort to protect them is utterly inadequate.


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[Assistant] I mean I don't know how you can reach any other conclusion and that is, I mean this is such a


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[Assistant] The others before you were naval intelligence, but you... You're something else.


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[Assistant] Efficient behavior operating in hazardous situations. I supplied the tools to maintain that.


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[Assistant] A lot can happen in four years. Either way, he's probably not alone. We should be careful.


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[Assistant] It's possible that they're native to Requiem, or whatever counts as native for a forerunner AI.


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[Assistant] Interesting. These symbols are a derivation of the Forerunner glyph system.


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[Assistant] Chief, what happened? Your bio-readings are all over the map!


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[Assistant] I know that part. The librarian filled me in when she snatched me from the system. But what I don't know is what she did to you.


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[Assistant] I can give you over 40,000 reasons why I know that sun isn't real.


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[Assistant] But for all that, I'll never actually know if it looks real. If it feels real.


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[Assistant] Before this is all over, promise me you'll figure out which one of us is the machine.


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[Assistant] Come on, chief. Take a girl for a ride.


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[Assistant] Initiating pre-flight diagnostics. Forward autocannon, check. Now, rail turrets, check.


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[Assistant] It may be awhile before we find another ride home. You know that, right?


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[Assistant] Installation 3. It's where Infinity found the coordinates for Requiem.


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[Assistant] What are you waiting for? That station's not gonna save itself.


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[Assistant] Inventory lists seven excavation-grade havoc mines. Just one of those would turn this base into a pinata.


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[Assistant] Spinning up a broadsword in hangar C11. Whatever the librarian did to you obviously worked.


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[Assistant] Infinity, this is Commander Lasky. Pelican recon teams are down. Repeat, all birds are down. We've got numerous casualties that require immediate assistance. Over. Finally.


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[Assistant] Maybe we shouldn't have written the proposal in crayon. Relax. You know he's gonna call back.


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[Assistant] Nolan! Hey, what's up, buddy? We're making a game about me! Gotta have you do the video, man. I mean, see, here's the thing. People tell me we sound alike.


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[Assistant] You know, at first I wasn't feeling it, but I think I'm getting the hang of this whole, let's explore my apartment bit.


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[Assistant] Who cares? I'm making art here. Behold!


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[Assistant] Hmm, not sure the player understands our thinking yet. Hey player, just go with it. We're about to change your fucking life.


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[Assistant] Ah, a sewer. How quaint. Uh, does anybody remember how to play?


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[Assistant] That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. Now be honest.


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[Assistant] What, you can't hijack a chopper while lying around trying to turn you into shredded cheese?


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[Assistant] Well, it is good to have dreams. Dreams, yes. Delusions?


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[Assistant] Skills! Hmm, how much C4 is this gonna take?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's great, Peter. Talk to my dick. Hey, where are you a-holes going with my contract? Way to go. He got away. Give me some credit. Ooh, I see. We let him get away, didn't we?


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[Assistant] Stop dropping my camera, player! That thing was expensive!


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[Assistant] Soooo, he's at the top of this mess?


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[Assistant] Guess it's up to the player to navigate all of that. Come on, player, let's move it already!


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[Assistant] Hey Summers! Was that the big problem you needed help with? Because I just took care of it. Like a boss! Huzzah.


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[Assistant] No, you know, I know this hot taco lady, Samantha. Oh, she makes the best-


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[Assistant] Summers! Here's the last part you need. Now let's roll out!


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[Assistant] So I put my boots in this boot so I can stop you while I stop you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is gonna end well. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, cut my something!


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[Assistant] Sure were a lot of expensive set-ups in that level. Hope Peter's okay with the budget. Budget? Ho ho, we'll show him budget.


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[Assistant] Well hot damn, there's Rogue. That mutt did lead us to her. I owe him a treat.


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[Assistant] No wonder Rogue can't fly outta here. Let's take him out as soon as we finish settin' these charges. That's two!


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[Assistant] What am I doing here? What are you doing here? Why are we dancing?


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[Assistant] Uh, not sure if you knew, but I'm kind of a big deal. This is like, my video game.


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[Assistant] What? No, no bae. Was it something I said?


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[Assistant] Don't want them ruining our glorious moment of vengeance!


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[Assistant] What? No way! We're taking Sinister down ourselves! This is our game!


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[Assistant] We thought it'd be better for the game if we did it this way, you know, giving you the glory after we did all the work.


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[Assistant] P.S. If you don't arrive within one hour, you'll miss the incredibly large breasted naked woman who claims to be your biggest-


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[Assistant] Deadpool! Hey! You did it, buddy! Look, I know we've had our differences, but...


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[Assistant] But we have upgrades for you, not me. But we have Jason Lloyd filling in where Adam the Bull usually sits. That's an obvious upgrade. We have G. Bush where G. Bush is in.


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[Assistant] Earl the Pearl. Earl, how you doing, boss? I'm great, brother. How you? Doing good. Always fun to be out here. Glad to see you and Anthony.


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[Assistant] We have over time, sometimes that are really good. We have some that we just kind of throw together last minute because it is the nature of the beast. But today.


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[Assistant] We need your help. Looking at you. No, not them looking at you specifically. We got McNuggets, we got Pearl, we got Anthony. One of those three is not a life.


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[Assistant] And we need your help come up with a nickname for Anthony. So we are putting the brilliant minds of the UCSS viewers to work.


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[Assistant] The members especially, we need your help coming up with a nickname for Anthony. So that will be coming up in overtime today. If you're not a member, make sure you become a member so you can participate in that conversation. We need your help because Anthony simply isn't cutting it. Uh, initial thoughts real quick. Any first off the dome ideas for a nickname?


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[Assistant] JLo is cool. Let me ask this, has any other JLo ever broken a major news story?


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[Assistant] I don't think so. Has another JLo ever had their kids literally pitch a no hitter? Four pitchers combined for a no hitter. So I'm just saying when you look at those


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[Assistant] There's one JLo and there's everyone else.


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[Assistant] We pack it up, wrap it up. No, for real, we got a jam pack show for you guys coming up. Earl and Anthony did a phenomenal job putting this together. We're going to talk a little Guardians later in the show. We have a special top five from Earl the Pearl, his five best.


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[Assistant] NFL players of all time that aren't quarterbacks. So no quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] Besides that, who is Pearl putting on his list for the five best players ever? We have Bucky Brooks from NFL Network joining us at 12. We talked about an article he wrote last week. Grant Delpit was on his all defensive breakout team. We'll get his thoughts on why. Delpit, you have a big year, the Browns and the NFL as a whole.


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[Assistant] We're going to rename Brown Stadium. We're going to talk about whether or not this could be Nick Chubb, Wyatt Teller, or DPJ's final season in Cleveland. But we start with our favorite thing to do in the summer.


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[Assistant] Get mad about PFF rankings, or for the rare instance, agree with them. Earl, what are we agreeing with or disagreeing with today?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so when Earl sent us the topic, the question was, is Miles Garrett definitively the best edge rusher in the AFC? I'll hold off the NFC guys, because I didn't do the dive on that, but we all know the saying, men lie, women lie, numbers don't. So with that.


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[Assistant] I do what I do. I got numbers to prove that Miles Garris is definitely the best edge rusher in the AFC heading into next season. You could go at the career stats, you go all the way back you want, but I'm looking at last year, what players did and how that projects to 2023.


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[Assistant] And the other guy in the conversation is the best edge roster in ASC. Joey Bosa's good.


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[Assistant] But I think it's Myles Garrett and T.J. Watt. I think that's 1A and 1B, 1 and 2. Myles Garrett, as I will prove, is definitively 1A. Last season, Myles Garrett, 16 sacks and 16 games. Despite facing the most double teams in the league. That's one sack per game, right? T.J. Watt had five and a half sacks and ten games. That is .6 sacks per game.


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[Assistant] When you look at QB Hits, QB Hurries, in total pressures, Myles Garrett averaged 1.63 per game in totality. TJ Watt, he averaged 1.2. Edge, Myles Garrett. You look at their overall grades in PFF. Past Russian grade, Myles Garrett.


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[Assistant] Number one, TJ Watt, number 19. Overall grade, Miles Garrett, number one, TJ Watt, number 34. So definitively based on the numbers.


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[Assistant] Miles Garrett is better than TJ Watt based on the statistical portion moving forward. Now, we always hear the argument, you'll get the numbers because it's hard to argue numbers, right? They're facts. That's what happens. People say the eye test. Well, Miles Garrett disappears. TJ Watt makes more plays in big moments. You could debunk that depending on what stat you want to fit your own narrative.


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[Assistant] And I can't tell you your eyes are wrong. Like what you see is your own opinion. I can tell you I see something different, and we may disagree on what we're seeing. But the reality of the fact is, they play a...


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[Assistant] Similar position, where 9 out of 10 times their main goal is to get to the quarterback.


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[Assistant] Than any other player in the AFC, and I'm gonna guess...


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[Assistant] than any other player in the NFL. Micah Parsons, the one guy, I don't have his exact number, he's the one guy I might say.


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[Assistant] Uh, does it at a more efficient rate, but I don't have the numbers to back it up, so.


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[Assistant] I think fantasy football plays a part of it. To the normal, casual fan, you know offensive players because you drafted in fantasy football.


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[Assistant] Deshaun Watson's QB forward and the ADP average draft right. He's a second round pick. Nick Chubb might score 20 touchdowns this year. Gotta get him in round one. Oh.


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[Assistant] He might be there in round two because he's in Kets passes compared to a guy like Christian McCaffrey. That's what the average fan thinks. They don't look at- and you draft defense as a team. You're not-


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[Assistant] In, in most leagues, even in the advanced league, Bull wanted to play last year with two super flexes plus two quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] You play three kickers, but you only count, like, Bull had these crazy rules he wanted to play. The one thing he didn't even give us was the option to draft a defensive player. So that was even past Bull's outlandish idea of what fantasy football should be, where you have individual defensive player stats counting. So I think it's an offensive driven league. The NFL from the top down.


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[Assistant] Pushes offense, look at the rough and the passers, look at the defensive pass interference, defensive holding, every new rule they've implemented over the last few years has been designed to amplify offense and scoring. So I think defensive guys in general kind of get, I don't want to say push to the side.


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[Assistant] But overlooked by the casual, one of the milfair.


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[Assistant] I got a question for you guys because you just brought up something that made me think of go basketball reference and come back to football.


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[Assistant] Adrian Wojnarowski, who never makes opinions, just reports simple facts, said that he might be the most impressive and sought after prospect in the history of team sports. Chris Broussard, who I think says some outlandish things, said if he's not Hakeem or Kevin Durant, he's a fail. His career is a failure.


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[Assistant] What were the expectations for Myles Garrett coming to Cleveland as the number one overall pick? This physical freak specimen, almost never seen before, athletic traits in a body combined with the size and skill he showed at Texas A&M. What were his expectations coming to Cleveland?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and, or I'll let you hop in in one sec, but quarterbacks impact winning and losing.


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[Assistant] I guess four of his six years here in Cleveland. So maybe that has something to do with it too. What's up, bro?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's, he's the best defensive end, hand in the ground, pass rush in football right now. And when you draft a guy number one, especially at a non-quarterback position.


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[Assistant] Can you ask for much more than have him being the single best player at his given position? I think, I think Earl's right. No matter what the expectation was.


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[Assistant] Uh, I looked at Michael Strahan's sack record the year that happened. Now, the Giants won at the Super Bowl that year.


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[Assistant] But he also had 18 and a half sacks two years later in 2003.


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[Assistant] I'm going to ask you guys a question. I'm throwing this, we didn't plan for this, but this is Myles Garrett related. I'm going to throw a number out. You tell me if Myles Garrett has that many sacks to end 2023. Successful season or disappointing? And we'll just keep going up. You guys ready?


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[Assistant] He's exceeded those standards. So Earl, you said disappointing too? Yea, it'll be a disappointment. Alright, 13.


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[Assistant] One. Now, a couple had 16. Garrett, Hasan Reddick, uh, those only two. So two players had 16 sacks last year.


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[Assistant] Hassan Reddick in Philadelphia, Miles Garrett, Nick Bosa had 18 and a half. So one player had more than 16 and all four of us, including Earl behind the booth, so three out here in Earl.


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[Assistant] Say if he has 16 sacks next season, essentially one per game, it's...


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[Assistant] Right on par with what we expect. That is how high the bar, my point is that we have set the bar so high for miles.


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[Assistant] That it feels like even if he has a great season, he's underachieving, but as you guys have said.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Jason made a great point and I apologize for looking at my phone, I'm looking up a stat. Uh, the SAC number by itself.


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[Assistant] Can be kind of meaningless. Can be kind of meaningless because there's a very high chance this year, very high likelihood that Miles Garrett forces a pressure.


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[Assistant] Quarterback whoever they're playing rolls out right into the arms of Zedaria Smith. Now that's not credited as a Miles Garrett sack, that's credited for Zedaria Smith. Miles Garrett may do have 15 of those this year and come away with like,


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[Assistant] 11 sacks by himself and Zerri Smith has. So I think the team sack total is something to look at. But another number that I'm gonna add to our


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[Assistant] It's not super advanced analytics, but it's something to watch. They do something called uh, total, it's total preference. So it's cupid knockdowns.


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[Assistant] Uh, pressures and hurries and hurries is how they, they categorize this is based on a quarterback. If he has to throw the ball before he's ready, obviously there's a hurry, not.


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[Assistant] Uh, pressures is when even if he doesn't affect the throw, he pushes the offensive lineman into the quarterback's pocket so he can't step up and then quarterback hits and they combine those with sacks for a total number.


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[Assistant] That's a good stat to look at, the total impact of a pass rusher, uh, to have so.


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[Assistant] That conversation we just had is going to make our stack graphics better for the upcoming season or I'll show you where to find those stats. But at the end of the day, whether it's 12 sacks, 14 sacks, 16 sacks, I sat in your chair two weeks ago and said I think there's a chance he could break the single season sack record this year based on the other guys on the defensive line, Jim Schwartz and how good I think Miles Garrett is. But I want to see that total.


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[Assistant] Combination of hits, sacks, hurries, and deflections.


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[Assistant] In between that 65 to 75 range, that'll be an elite all pro caliber season from One Mile's Gap. Before you go, what's up, bro?


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[Assistant] I actually have it, and Earl, I see you waving, I'll get you to one sec, but I have it on my list of topics. What would each Browns player get back in a trade in terms of draft capital? Total speculation, but I think that'd be fun one day. Earl, what's next?


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[Assistant] And what is the dead money if we cut them next year? Uh, it's a dead cap at a 7.7 million, so you'd save about 9 million.


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[Assistant] This is mo- of the question of Chubb, Teller, DPJ, who's most likely they're playing their last season in Cleveland. DPJ's the answer. He's not under contract next season. They drafted Cedric Tillman to be his replacement. Before, take before any of the DeAndre Hopkins stuff out of the question.


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[Assistant] What was the number? Nine million dollars you cut Teller? Now Teller plays like he did in 2020 and 2021.


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[Assistant] You can't pay a guard that kind of money when he's ranked 18th like he was last year or 51st like he was in 2019. It makes no sense. He is the second highest cap hit of any guard in the league this year.


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[Assistant] And the 8th highest next season, one extension to Quentin Nelson and other top guards, Chris Lindstrom for the Falcons.


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[Assistant] Kick it. So based on that, it could be a casualty. And you talk about the money. This has nothing to do with Nick Chubb, the football player.


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[Assistant] However, his cap hit next year is $16.2 million.


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[Assistant] If they cut Nick Chubb, they saved 12 million dollars. He only has a 4 million dead cap hit heading into 2024. We just saw the Minnesota Vikings. Davin Cook is still a very good player. A top tier running back. He's probably what?


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[Assistant] Four to eight in the league, depending on what you value in a running back. Because they didn't want to pay them 14 million dollars and they thought they could get more from Alexander Madison for four million and use the other 11 million they're saving elsewhere to make their team better than they would paying Dalvin, uh, Dalvin Cook 14 million dollars. So.


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[Assistant] Nick Chubb, based on the money, could be a Cap Catholic. It just makes sense. Like, it's not anti-Nick Chubb, it's just...


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[Assistant] Let's say we had the conversation yesterday, Nick Chubb, you said he could be a 2000 yard rusher. You said he's going to end up with 1500 yards and a 17 touchdowns yesterday. Then he goes into next seat in the last year of his deal. He's probably going to say, I want to be paid.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't agree with the contract extension part. I don't disagree with anything you said before that about Nick Chubb being an all NFL elite future hall of fame running back. That he is the epitome of what you want in a Cleveland Brown. The epitome of a person.


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[Assistant] Yea, Jason made a really good point. Having this conversation today in June before the season plays out is pure speculation. If Ford's terrible, if they can't, if they don't have a running game, if Nick Chubb comes out and has a 3,000 yard season, like he's not getting cut.


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[Assistant] Mention football and Parcells and this, like, to Jason's point, it's a business.


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[Assistant] Bill Belichick has made some of the smartest moves in that realm of thinking and some of the dumbest. They let Tom Brady. And that was a bad decision. Brady has been way more successful in Tampa Bay.


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[Assistant] But to G's point, like, I'm not letting him leave, I'm not letting Nick Chubb leave the building without an extension. Tom probably wanted to go because he wanted to prove he could win on his own.


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[Assistant] Tom Brady, the winningest quarterback of all time, left the team he was with for 20 years. So let's not pretend that these guys can't go to other teams. And he did it earlier in his career. Ty Law.


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[Assistant] The cowboys won't bring back Zeke Elliott, who is not on the same level as Nick Chubb at all, but has meant as much to the cowboys in the last six, seven years as Nick Chubb has here, for two million dollars. They won't bring him back for two million dollars.


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[Assistant] It's just, at some point, if decisions based on money have to be made, when Tegna says, hey, UCSS, you gotta cut your budget, someone's not gonna be here.


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[Assistant] Like, we don't got a choice, someone's gotta go. So, and they've never done that to us, but I'm just saying, theoretically speaking, at some point when they say you only have this much money to spend, and you have this many people, someone doesn't fit into that equation. Right. Earl, what's up?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, listen, there's going to be decisions made.


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[Assistant] You can finagle the cap as much as you want, and you can kick the can down the road as long as you want. At some point.


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[Assistant] You do have to pay the piper. You look at the Rams this year, you look at the Vikings in particular. The Vikings gave us Zedaria Smith for essentially nothing because they didn't want to pay him 10 million dollars.


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[Assistant] They are fueling trades for Daniil Hunter and still a very, very good pass rusher. Why?


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[Assistant] They could have played like, money matters and at some point you gotta pay the piper. Earl, we got a fun topic next, what's up?


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[Assistant] You've kind of given your thoughts on this topic, Jason, so I'll let you start, because I have a bunch of them and some of them are terrible, some of them are decent, but I'm gonna throw them out there.


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[Assistant] It's not on NFL property, which is why we can use it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I came up with a couple. I came up with a couple serious, couple, uh, not so serious. First, and this one is what I would like to see. This is my, if I could choose anything and it would happen, I would like to see it be called, Jim Brown Stadium.


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[Assistant] Just plain and simple, in honor of the greatest player in franchise history, in honor of a guy who made tremendous steps forward in the civil rights movement, a guy who is not only an elite, amazing, one of a kind football player, but seemed like he also was a monumental figure in society as a whole.


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[Assistant] If you're gonna go flying Pilot J, like is he gonna make money off that cause it's his own company? I don't know how that-


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[Assistant] Well, of publicity, but if he's not going to be getting the billion dollar naming rights, well, you might as well name him after Jim Brown. Because essentially, by naming after Jim Brown, you're getting the same amount of money back.


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[Assistant] Just like mile high, mile high at Empower or Empower field at mile high stadium.


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[Assistant] Is Jim Brown Field. It can be Jim Brown Field. It's like the Broncos, cause the Broncos, it's in power stadium, but it's mile high field. Smart. I like that. See Jason Logic? Good. Alright, here are my other options. Not so serious. Do not clip these. They're not serious. But first, how about the UCSS Thunderdome? On the lake.


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[Assistant] I don't care if the Browns, I don't care if the Browns hate us, if they don't want to help us get guests, name it the UCSS Thunderdome, I would love that. Second off, we got the Muni Lot, how about the Muni Field?


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[Assistant] That was the old stadium. Yeah. Run it back. It was a good name. How about the Haslam Palace?


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[Assistant] The Haslam's Palace. The Haslam's Palace. Tribute to him. Statues of Jimmy and Dee as you walk in. Giant Colossal Stadium. And then last but not least, Pittsburgh had Hines Field for a while, right? They just sold their naming rights. It was Hines Field.


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[Assistant] No comment. Left them speechless. Earl's laughing. I heard Anthony cheer. What's up? Say it in my face, Earl.


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[Assistant] So, I'm from Jersey obviously, right? And my friends, a bunch of them are Knicks fans. And when they were having the series...


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[Assistant] A Nick blog, I can't remember the name of this and I'm so sorry. Kudos to you guys.


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[Assistant] They took our segment, our Cavs, Knicks, whatever we call that day, played it, watched it, and reacted to our segment.


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[Assistant] It was like, oh, that's a good point by Jason. That's a terrible point by G. Good point.


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[Assistant] And they like broke down our stuff and I forget which blog was, but it was pretty cool to see.


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[Assistant] That blog in New York, that has decent following. They had like 10,000 followers on Twitter, it wasn't.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, the new building downtown of Sherman Williams is going up fast and that thing's giant.


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[Assistant] I saw him all the time in Tennessee, and I know he's a...


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[Assistant] That's one 16 miles away from WKYC Studios, which is downtown, so.


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[Assistant] Yours is on Colorado Road? Yea. It's 20 miles. So the second closest one. And there's one in Burbank and Seville.


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[Assistant] That dude's got a lot bigger issues to worry about than $45 on gas. He's got a new stadium.


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[Assistant] He's got his investment with the bucks now and what to do with Yanis. Messy.


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[Assistant] Great. We are doing good. Appreciate you, uh, joining us here on the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. We talked about your article last week, Bucky, when you did your all breakout defensive team for 2023 and Grant Delph at the Brown Safety was on that list. We read through your explanation. We discussed it ourselves.


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[Assistant] What do you see from Grant Delpa and why do you think this year, 2023 will be the year he goes from being a solid contributor to the Brown secondary to a potential breakout star in this league?


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[Assistant] That's a great point. And Bucky, we were talking about miles earlier, we were going through the numbers of where we thought it would be.


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[Assistant] Successful season or a disappointment in terms of sack numbers. And we all sat up here and was like,


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[Assistant] If it doesn't get 16, it's a bad season. It's a disappointment. We look around the league. And that's insane! One guy last year had more than 16 sacks. Nick Vos had 18 and a half. And that's just the bar he set for us. Speaking of bars and expectations though.


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[Assistant] We here in Cleveland, and I know we come from a fan perspective, think the Browns roster is supremely talented. One of the best top to bottom 53 man rosters in the league when they end up making cuts and coming at all the different position groups.


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[Assistant] There's only one that I think we look at and say it might not be at least league average or better. From an outsider perspective.


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[Assistant] Do you think Cleveland has one of the more talented rosters in the NFL top to bottom?


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[Assistant] I was this years old, this minute old when I found out, uh, for anyone out there that doesn't know, Bucky, uh, Bucky, you played in the league for five different teams. You had two stints in Green Bay. You were a defensive back and we had Greg Newsome, Brown's defensive back on the show earlier this week and he talked about the scheme change between Joe Woods last year, Jim Schwartz this year, how Jim Schwartz


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[Assistant] Has been playing in all these different roles. He didn't like playing in the slot last year because he was essentially a one stopping guy and he's more of a pass coverage guy.


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[Assistant] From your experience in the NFL, how much can a defensive coordinator, and schematically speaking, change the way certain players are utilized, especially in the secondary for a guy like Newsome or Denzel Ward or Martin Emerson Jr.?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Earl's Wreck to Move the Sticks podcast with Bucky Brooks, Daniel Jeremiah, one of the best in the business and one of the most entertaining podcasts. Bucky, thanks again for coming on. We'll get you out of here on this, but we had this discussion, I would say three weeks ago before the show.


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[Assistant] And it's a bunch of guys who did not play in the NFL. Tyvis wasn't here, so he did play, but he wasn't here. Who the second best cornerback of all time was? We all agree it was Deion.


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[Assistant] Awesome. Thank you, Bucky. Man, he was phenomenal. I've read a lot of his stuff. I've listened to the podcast. Obviously some podcasts have video components. I'm sure theirs does. I haven't seen him much on camera, but as well spoken as anyone we've had on, that was awesome.


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[Assistant] And some of the ins- like the- your question about Myles Garrett and his referencing back to Julius Peppers, like-


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[Assistant] It's one thing for us to sit up here and say, hey, we've seen these all time greats. For him to be on the coaching staff watching it and for him to say, Julius made it look so easy, we always just thought there was more.


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[Assistant] Like that's essentially what we were saying, but I didn't know how to word it that eloquently.


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[Assistant] Two of the finals, or three of the finals, when Jokic had 31, 20, and 10, and I'd left the game being like, put it out.


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[Assistant] That's funny. But, LeBron, that was, he woke up, rolled out of bed, got 27-7-7, we were like, hey, play it okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and real last one point of Miles Garrett that Earl, you gotta read. When he came to A&M, he looked like he does now. He was 250. They changed, at Texas A&M, this is a true story. They changed their lifting regiments and like body fat stuff to be like, all you juniors and seniors, this is an 18 year old true freshman.


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[Assistant] Boogie plays the New Jersey Generals this Saturday in Canton, Tom Benson Stadium. Winner goes to the playoffs, losers out.


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[Assistant] So I watched about five innings in the game yesterday before I passed out, and then I was looking at the box score this morning.


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[Assistant] And the top four hitters in San Diego's lineup. And this is why we expected them to be really good this year. And they've been very mediocre. Fernando Tatis, Juan Soto, Manny Machado, and Xander Bogart.


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[Assistant] Fernando Tatis, Juan Soto, Manny Machado, Xander Bogut. That's crazy. All those guys are $300 million players. It's not a joke. They're literally, those combined are $1.2 billion worth of offense.


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[Assistant] They hit three home runs. Their first three hitters, lead off second, third, all hit a home run yesterday. The Guardians hit five singles. The Guardians offense is like playing with fire. Sometimes it'll work. You're going to burn yourself a lot of times. And at the end of the day, I'm not sure how we can say this time after time, day after day, week after week.


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[Assistant] We saw her at the homestand. Naylor was hot. Brennan was hot. Jimenez was hot. Jose was hot. Naylor was scorching hot.


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[Assistant] And when you have a bunch of guys get hot that hit a bunch of singles, doubles every once in a while, you can score some runs, but in totality over 162 games, it is not a sustainable formula to win.


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[Assistant] Well, so, we have this conversation back in the production room after every show. How are we gonna talk about The Guardians tomorrow? Right! And last year...


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[Assistant] Last season, we went back and looked at all our rundowns. We'd constantly do, what are we talking about today, and let's rewind the years that we talked about.


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[Assistant] We didn't talk guardians every day, so it made it easy once or twice a week to be like, oh, they're back to going cold.


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[Assistant] We had the Sean, we had the Sean Watson and that whole saga. We had Baker Mayfield and that whole saga. Right. And we were a brand new show. We had like six guests a day.


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[Assistant] I feel bad for Zach Meisel. I feel bad for the Guardians Beat writers.


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[Assistant] I don't know how on a day to day basis.


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[Assistant] They feel lifeless. And not the team at Jeep, it's hard to cut you off. No. If a basketball team's, I'm gonna use a kids word, you ready? If a basketball team's mid.


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[Assistant] Lamello ball. The Hornets were terrible, but like Lamello ball could put up a triple double and be entertaining. No one wants to see.


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[Assistant] Look, they just got through to it singles and an equivalent single is a guy in basketball who doesn't dunk, doesn't shoot threes and has like a halfway decent drop step and layup. Like Al Jefferson was an all-star. You could be really good and not be exciting. They just got a bunch of dudes who aren't exciting and even like Shane Bieber, who's an ace.


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[Assistant] He's had two games this year with over eight strikeouts, even like on the pitching side of things.


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[Assistant] What's the most exciting play in pitching? A strikeout, right? Hit batter.


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[Assistant] And like yea, they have guys, Savalli, like his over-under on strikeouts yesterday was four and a half. When Bobby pitches, he's still a young guy, his over-under is like five and a half. When Scherzer, who's not having a good year, or Verlander to Grom, their over-under on strikeouts is like ten and a half, eleven. So even like,


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[Assistant] It's just hard to get excited when it's not an exciting product on the field. I'm sorry that was a rant and maybe it made no sense, but.


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[Assistant] You see, it happened for the, it happened for the Guardians Indians in 2016. Happened for the Royals right before that. The Nationals. The Nationals, it happened, it's happening for the Rays right now, and the Rays have been able to sustain this for a couple years, which might be the craziest thing in all of sports, because you look at their lineup and pitching staff year to year.


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[Assistant] They had all these guys, Alex Gordon, Moustakis, Cosmer.


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[Assistant] But those guys were all on rookie deals before they got their big big payday in their prime at once. In Cleveland, you had Lindor on that situation in 2016. Uh, give me some of their names. Brantley was like that.


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[Assistant] Jose was young, so you have to have all these guys come together at the right time.


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[Assistant] Baseball is a year-to-year sport. There's makes no sense why one guy hits 321 year and then 215 the next and, and like Kamenas for example. It's not like you forgot to play baseball. A lot of it's luck and habits and circumstance. So.


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[Assistant] Everything has to align this year, so far, through 69, 70 games.


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[Assistant] Things haven't aligned. Doesn't mean it can't. They can get hot for the last 100 games of the season. It's unlikely, or 90 games of the season, uh, that everything's just gonna snap on a finger and turn around, but...


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[Assistant] In baseball with these small market teams, you have to be so lucky in the right place at the right time with the right people, the right manager. Everything has to break your way, and for the Guardians this year, it hasn't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll chat. There's more to come. Stepping out of line here, come on.


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[Assistant] Can't spell, but he's the best too. And I'm watching that promo and all that. Do you guys remember Bull's Beard? Yes. Bull has transformed in the last, we filmed that two months ago, three months ago, in the last 90ish days. You know, 90 day fiance. You're almost not, you of course, you know.


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[Assistant] You don't listen to emails, but you listen to your own heart for this top five. So you want to tell us what we're talking about for top five here?


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[Assistant] But when we had London Fletcher on Earl, you came at us, you were like, look, his numbers are just like Ray Lewis. Is London Fletcher number four?


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[Assistant] No, Ray Lewis, all-time great, first about Hall of Famer. Uh, curious to see who else you have on the floor, but Ray Lewis, obviously one of the best football players to ever step on this planet. I-I-I got a problem with Ray.


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[Assistant] And on top of being a great cornerback, one of...


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[Assistant] Top 2-3 returners of all time too. Like, Devin Hester may be the only guy you can put in the same conversation with.


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[Assistant] Has there ever been a position, this actually, you guys may know better than me.


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[Assistant] That was almost Earl. Has there ever been two players, one and two at their position, who had different styles but were equally great in their own way?


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[Assistant] Randy Moss, obviously, elite deep threat, physical specimen, Jerry Rice, the tactician, best hands ever. Yea, Kobe and LeBron. But they are not true.


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[Assistant] Alright, Earl, who's your number one player of all time that's not a quarterback?


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[Assistant] Reggie White was up there for me as a guy you could put in that conversation. Uh, Barry Sanders, some of the running backs that we've talked about, uh, Walter Payton. Hell, if you wanted to argue Randy Moss, I don't think it's, I think you can make an argument that he's in that conversation. Earl, who else was on that?


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[Assistant] Honorable mention list in the discussion when you were making this list up with Ray Lewis at this spot.


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[Assistant] It's hard to argue that he certainly is in that conversation, whether he's five, six, seven or wherever you want to put him. Uh, you got one more thing, girl?


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[Assistant] We got some good ones already. I can't see what else y'all come up with. That's it for today. We are back tomorrow and we'll see y'all in about three minutes on overtime. Peace.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. We gotta start, we gotta start with the biggest story. That's Little League. First of all. Little League update. Two Little League updates. Jason Lloyd's team pitched a combined no-hitter yesterday.


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[Assistant] The umpire called strike three on a pitch that was probably ball four. That was close. I told the kid he should have swung the bat. Strike three. Next batter struck out on a 3-2 pitch as well. Oh, good job. And we lost 7-6. Good job buddy.


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[Assistant] I was proud of the kids because we played a really good team that had beaten us badly the first time we played them and we only lost by one run with a tying run at third.


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[Assistant] Aaron was 0 for 0 with two walks yesterday. He's here in studio with us today. He's got his packs in the panda shirt on.


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[Assistant] We've got a lot to get to on today's show, Guess the Stat. We're going to be doing that with the whiteboard for that. We've got the Fence Riders, which we're bringing back. Guess the Stat is Brown's related. Fence Riders is Tav's related. I've got some harsh words for the Guardians. We've got to talk about


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[Assistant] Baby, I, I, I loathe to talk about it, but I loathe the father of this kid. And I, I hate this guy. Well, I'm curious. Your guys takes on this.


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[Assistant] Either yesterday or the day before, uh, Pat Sajak, the host of Wheel of Fortune, announced he was retiring.


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[Assistant] And every middle-aged white person in middle America was like in tears over this.


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[Assistant] Because he's part of Americana and his game show.


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[Assistant] I, I would be a thousand times better than Pat Sajak. That show would be a million, a million times better. I'd be funny. He's never funny. The guy's like, it's like he's on, he was on there whispering. I don't know how, I don't know how I even watched five minutes of that awful show. So F Pat Sajak. There you go.


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[Assistant] Same thing. The acting in that was very good. Very good. It had a good storyline. I personally think it got overhyped because


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[Assistant] The truth is that in Hollywood and in the media in general, we're, we're, we do a shitty job of like promoting women and supporting women. We're overall terrible with that. So I think we course corrected a little too far on this. And then, and then, then what side of the population was just like,


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[Assistant] Now, there are no right or wrong answers, right? WTF. He's catching shrapnel for me unfairly. Sorry, Steve. I apologize to you. Mike was the one being uptight.


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[Assistant] That's weird. I've never noticed. Or bull is colorblind either way. Or maybe I'm laughing at the grid. Why would you grid it like that?


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[Assistant] 38. Alright. What'd you think, chat? Time has went 31.


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[Assistant] I hear ya, but the Eagles were a run first team.


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[Assistant] G and I are close again. I got 1483.


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[Assistant] Yeah. G's in the same neck of the woods, too. We're all pretty close.


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[Assistant] Listen, we all like Amari Cooper. Yeaah. He ain't Devonte Adams and Tyree Hill. No. Sorry. He's not in that class of receiver. He's in class, in the next class. His route running ability is... He's a very good player.


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[Assistant] Wow, we're all in the same vein there. I'm much higher on Elijah more than DPJ. Book it.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to keep track of how many touchdowns I got after I said Watson would throw 29. I think I'm at, let's see, 8, 16, 23. So I only got six more touchdowns.


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[Assistant] I think jobs will have three yards receiving on a trick play.


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[Assistant] That's about where I expect them to be. That would be good. If they're 9th and sacks allowed, I...


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[Assistant] And we did see, we did see on the basketball court that he's a good athlete even though he's like 400 pounds. Go ahead Mike.


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[Assistant] So, first of all, I have been talking about Bownailer for a couple of weeks. Really, probably a month at this point. Uh, I've been very frustrated that he hasn't been brought up. This division sucks.


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[Assistant] The Guardians are hitting better, right? Overall, they've been playing better. They've been more fun to watch the last couple of weeks. They fought a little back yesterday, but they ultimately lost in San Diego last night. However,


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[Assistant] They're still getting absolutely no production from Catcher.


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[Assistant] Their starting catcher is not good defensively. He's not throwing anybody out and he can't hit a lick. Bo Naylor has been absolutely killing the ball in the minor leagues. It's not out of nowhere because this guy's a top prospect. It's not like he's a guy.


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[Assistant] Look at these numbers. They all have a negative war. Okay. That's hideous. The guardians catcher position is a combined negative 0.7 war. Horrible. Those numbers are horrible and it's not even like


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[Assistant] They're, uh, doing well defensively. Meanwhile, bone. When is this from these stats yesterday? Yesterday. These are updated.


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[Assistant] With his 13th homer, he's hitting 261, that's a perfectly, for a catcher, that's a pretty good batting average. 916 OPS and the most impressive thing, if you look at this, in this day and age, for a catcher


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[Assistant] 47 walks, 52 strikeouts. The fact that his walk to strikeout ratio is even.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'd like to see what Mike Zanino's walk to strikeout ratio is. It ain't it ain't close to that. I'll tell you that. What does war stand?


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[Assistant] Wins above replacement. It's a, it's a very complicated formula.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's not, that's actually not as bad as I thought. That's 4 to 1. That's not, I was going crazy.


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[Assistant] I'll look it up, give me one sec. I guarantee you it's not very good.


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[Assistant] Listen, I have defended the guardians time and time again. They are well, in a lot of ways, an extremely well run organization. Their front office is very good, but here's the bottom line. Since being up on the Cubs,


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[Assistant] You know what? The World Series is now a number of years ago. That's seven years ago now. It's been a long time.


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[Assistant] And the angels have a higher payroll. But the angels have said, we've been bad for a bunch of years. Otani may leave, we gotta go all in. They called up, they called up two guys that were drafted last year, last year. Watch the angels at trade time. And they're in a much tougher division.


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[Assistant] Since Juan Encarnacion, uh, I said Juan, Edwin Encarnacion, Edwin Encarnacion, Edwin Encarnacion!


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[Assistant] Since 2017. It's been too long. Again, a lot of things to love about the organization.


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[Assistant] That's right. You gave up Nolan Jones for nothing. He's killing it in Colorado. Uh, you know, you gave up Will Benson for nothing. These guys were highly talented prospects. Let's go. It's time to call up O'Naylor. It's time to make some trades. I'm right. They're wrong. Let's go. And I co-sign that.


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[Assistant] It comes to the bangle. They're my third favorite team. Six million dollars. I am passionate about the guardians. You may not believe that, but it's true. I am. I watch almost every game. We were living and dying with the team Friday night at the field. I want this team to win real bad. I want them to win a World Series really, really bad.


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[Assistant] Since 3-0-1 in the World Series, and it's not good enough to have a payroll as low as it is, and it's not good enough to be mediocre. I know they've won a lot of games, but it's not enough. I can think of 6 million reasons why they not go cut. I don't give a rat's ass. You blew it, you made a mistake. Don't double down on it. Cutting. Go ahead, Mikey.


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[Assistant] Well but the trades you proposed with Jared Allen, none of those are splash moves in my opinion.


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[Assistant] Who, he wants to stay, obviously. And I was reading, the kid they drafted, I don't know this kid. Christian Brown? No, not him. Was good. But they drafted another kid in the first round last year.


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[Assistant] I don't, I can't even think, but there was an article about how they think if Bruce Brown goes, this kid's gonna step in and take him.


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[Assistant] Alright, next question. Hold on, before you move on, let me get to it real quick, cause I got it right here. Here we go. His name is Peyton Watson.


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[Assistant] The 30th pick in the NBA draft. Never heard of it.


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[Assistant] Oh, it says the 30th pick of the 2022 NBA draft Watson's role. No, I think he was on, he got traded earlier.


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[Assistant] But he must have been Watson's role, muted his rookie campaign, blah, blah, blah. Apparently he's impressed coaches and teammates. And if Bruce Brown leaves the summer free agency, Watson's path to an expanded role could become more clear. So anyway.


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[Assistant] I just feel like, I know most superstars want to change teams when they're not a sexy market, but he seems to always want to stay there.


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[Assistant] But Jason has him going obviously Jason is connected in the NBA. So maybe maybe.


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[Assistant] That's actually irrelevant. And it's not funny.


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[Assistant] Let me make it very clear. Jamarant is behaving like a fool. He's setting a bad example for kids that look up to him.


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[Assistant] You know, whatever, you gotta have a license to have a gun. I don't know, in some states you can do whatever the hell you want, they don't even care. You can be eight and have a gun and shoot somebody, nobody gives a shit anymore. But, uh, I don't know, it's just, it's very hypocritical. That's not to apologize for him because his behavior is ridiculous.


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[Assistant] And he, you know, Gilbert Arenas was on with us yesterday and said, hey, grow up. That's it.


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[Assistant] So listen, what he did is not the end of the world. He couldn't be banned from the NBA.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's like, that's the only thing that yeah, you know, it's easy to always blame the people around you. But sometimes you got to change the people around you. I'm not saying this is the case. I don't know. But if the guys around you are encouraging bad behavior,


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[Assistant] Or, or even if it's not bad, even if it's just behavior that's gonna screw up your livelihood, well then you find a new friend.


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[Assistant] His NDA game is on point. Lebron's never got into any trouble.


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[Assistant] Did Jason say they were going to make a significant move, a splash move? He did not. So I would think, and McNuggets, you also picked them, that at least you said they'd make a splash move. So, so. I mean, I don't think it's crazy, because they weren't that far off the top two seed this year.


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[Assistant] In my opinion, you're going too far. The Charlotte Hornets. Thank you. But I still agree, they're not a top two seed. I think they could be a four or five seed again. That ain't gonna get it done. No, ultimately, no. That's why I'm not excited about the Cavs right now, but. And I don't know how. We are so down on the Cavs. It will change.


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[Assistant] I don't know everything that goings on in his life. Maybe behind the scenes he acts like a normal human being. But I doubt it. The guy is talking about women in a disgraceful manner.


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[Assistant] Uh, you don't talk about women like that in a period, let alone in front of a 10 year old boy. That's ridiculous and that's probably part of the problem with our society and why so many men treat women like objects because we got idiots like this teaching their kid that kind of behavior. I think that's been missed by most people, probably people rolling their eyes at that point. Alright.


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[Assistant] First of all, the kid's 10 years old. I don't care if he's a great football player at 10 years old. Most of the kids who are the best players in the little league suck when they get older because they get abused, they get over, over, not abused like in a inappropriate way, just abused from playing. He's bigger. I was reading a little bit of the Ari Wasserman days.


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[Assistant] The kid is an innocent victim here. The father's a moron and he's going to destroy this kid's life.


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[Assistant] To play in the NBA. Did he? Three! He didn't get them there. They got themselves there.


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[Assistant] That's part of it, you know. But he did it first. But to use a kid like that, you don't know what you're doing to this kid.


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[Assistant] It's not accepted by everybody. It's only accepted by some people, and it shouldn't be accepted by anybody, that kind of behavior. That's number one. Number two, okay, that's the reality is people act like dicks and still get a lot of money, but that's adults to exploit your own child.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do you think the kid's gonna see any of this money? It's up to him!


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[Assistant] With your kids. And nobody's perfect. I'm not a perfect dad. I make mistakes all the time, right? But...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't like it, but anyway, who knows what's going on behind the scenes. We'll leave it there. We'll check on Baby Bronco in 10 years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you do. You do. Everybody, you got to. Uh, this weekend, Friday and Saturday at the Funny Stop Comedy Club. You've been there before. It's a great place. Mikey and my friend Hans and I went to see you last time you were in town. You always have a good time here. You excited to come back?


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[Assistant] You know, it's funny, Don, every time I'm flicking through, the last year or two, I've more often listened to the comedy channels on SiriusXM. There's like five or six different channels. Whenever, whenever you come on, I listen. Whenever Jim pops on, I listen. It's always good stuff. And it's interesting to me that like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, there are some communities that are just not my cup of tea. That people love, like Mitch Hedberg, not my cup of tea. Every time he's on, I shut it off.


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[Assistant] Because, like, I don't, I try to avoid, as I've gotten older in my career, I try to avoid as much sports talk as possible. Because I don't wanna like subliminally take stuff from other people or whatever. Like, do you do the same thing? Avoid that? Totally?


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[Assistant] It's so weird to me too, because like in general, when I go to see a comic,


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[Assistant] I know, or at least have a sense of what that comic's all about. So if it's a comic that...


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[Assistant] He's talking about things that I don't want to hear about and I'm, you know, we all lean whatever we lean politically or different things, but to me, comedy is comedy. I don't care. Say whatever the hell you want. I don't, I don't give a crap. Even if it's totally something I disagree with.


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[Assistant] I'm with you. I think comics on stage performing should say whatever the eff they want and it shouldn't matter. But I don't understand, like, usually you go and you would at least have some sense of what that comic's about and if it's something you don't want, like I'm, like I said, I don't mean to pile on Mitch Hedberg.


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[Assistant] Uh, but like, I'm not gonna go to a Mitch Hensbrook, not cause I'm offended, just cause I don't find him funny. I'm not going to see Carrot Top, cause I don't like him. I know what I'm getting into. I'm going to see a comic that I like, so I'm not gonna get offended by anything. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] By the way, I forgot to tell you, we, in our fantasy football league last year, we, the loser had to do stand-up. Did I mention this to you?


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[Assistant] And he did, for a complete amateur who had never done it before, he did pretty well. He did. G got up on stage for a few minutes. Yup. I got up for like a minute or two and I basically just cursed at the audience for a few minutes.


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[Assistant] We gotta talk to you about when we do this next year to have you there for it. That'd be great. I think we gotta do that.


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[Assistant] Alright, funny stuff, this weekend, Friday, Saturday, everybody go, everybody have a great time. What time of the show is done?


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[Assistant] Opening for a real comedian I think would be, would not be good. Uh, thanks Don, good to see you as always. We'll talk to you this weekend.


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[Assistant] I've become part of the political landscape. We've had a pandemic, people who have lost jobs, people who question the legitimacy of elections. This was blood in the water and became a feeding frenzy.


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[Assistant] They were a very obscure group, uhm, that all of a sudden, you know, came on the, uh, on the radar. You know, while I understood skinheads and neo-Nazis and MS-13 and ISIS and all the, you know, groups that are violent around the world.


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[Assistant] Boogaloo? And the whole, the whole term just seemed, uhm, you know, nonsensical. So you'll see a lot of them carry, you'll see a lot of them in their Hawaiian shirts because that is, you know, part of their...


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[Assistant] The instigators, the front line of the civil war that's gonna happen in this country and they're convinced we're gonna be ready and we're gonna be the ones that are gonna survive.


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[Assistant] January 6th, I think it really surprised everybody. Here are groups that profess to be, uhm, you know, law and order in this country and then here are cops that are in the group that are beating on other cops. You know, that is unheard of.


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[Assistant] You've had a pandemic, people who have lost jobs, uh, people who question the legitimacy of elections. I think this was, uh,


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[Assistant] Chum in the water and blood in the water and it became a feeding frenzy.


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[Assistant] It's those individuals and those, those people who are plotting without a lot of, uh, people around them that are very challenging for any law enforcement to investigate.


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[Assistant] You know, referring back to the January 6th events, uhm, there, there was an individual who placed pipe bombs who has not been identified yet. That's the type of person that, you know, we are really concerned about.


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[Assistant] Madoff didn't charge the many fees. He said, I'm making all my money on trading through my market making operation and commissions. And so I won't take any fees and you can keep it all.


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[Assistant] There's always that potential, that one little potential that you've got a rocket scientist, an Einstein here.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he's found some piece of information that's flowing to him proprietary because of the nature of his business of executing big trades.


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[Assistant] Back in those days, I understand that Mr. Madoff didn't like his investors mentioning his name, let alone what he was doing.


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[Assistant] And he says split-strike conversion work. I didn't say much about that, but I thought that, well, wait a minute, it is predominantly a bull market strategy. And uhm,


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[Assistant] I brought the return stream, the track record back to Harry, and I said, Harry, if you can do this for me, we can make a lot of money.


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[Assistant] He's, he's not hurt at all. He produces 1%. Market goes up, he produces 1%. To be fair, he did report a few bad months here and there.


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[Assistant] Sure, uhm, Harry looked at that later on over the years and told me that basically a baseball player would have to be hitting 925 straight for 10 years in a row.


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[Assistant] I said, what happens if you've got all your eggs with Bernie and he is a fraud? And Torelli says, he can't be. I've got all my money with him. I've got most of my family's money with him. I've got almost every royal family that I know has got the money with him.


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[Assistant] So he says, we really have done our work, Frank. You just don't have all the facts.


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[Assistant] But the SEC's gonna swoop in. We're all sitting around calling each other up and emailing each other. It's gonna happen soon. Boy, the SEC's on it. Nothing happens.


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[Assistant] When he wrote that letter, and I read it, and I said, oh my god, they're going to be on this. This is, you're giving it to them. You're giving them everything.


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[Assistant] He could have taken himself out any way he wanted to if he wanted to just remove himself from the pressure.


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[Assistant] Chose the method he did, in my mind only, as an act of atonement.


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[Assistant] Slitting his wrists. Watch himself bleed to death. Slowly.


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[Assistant] With all of your investigators and all of your agency and everything that, that you all describe, one guy with a few friends discovered this thing nearly a decade ago, led you to this pile of dung that is, that is burning made off and stuck your nose in it and you couldn't figure it out.


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[Assistant] I am being raced with this Presence Gorilla Instructor. What's up, dude? Oh, nothing much, man. Just glad.


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[Assistant] This is all hypothetical for now. Oh, truly hypothetical. In Minecraft. We, we love cops. Uhm, we love them so much.


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[Assistant] So you think the Wolverine Watchman and the other guys were planning to arrest her? You think that's what was going on?


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[Assistant] After the capital siege and Proud Boys getting arrested for that, for breaching the capital, there were dozens of Proud Boys there who were helping to-


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[Assistant] That we're a lot closer to a revolution. Our recruiting and interests went completely through the roof as well.


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[Assistant] Would you see them throwing around Mike Malone there for the game last time? They were picking him up. Picking him up and throwing him around.


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[Assistant] Do I think Ward is better than Betonio? I think he, when he's on the field, he's more impactful. Yes. I think a lockdown corner is more impactful than a garden. Oh, that's a, that's a different.


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[Assistant] We're not sure, you know, it's a lot of speculating work, again. But he punished the Browns for Deshawn's play.


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[Assistant] But he's not dinging Miami for Tuah's health history. But Tuah played well when he was healthy. Okay, but.


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[Assistant] I'm down on Buffalo a little bit, but no way I'm putting Miami over Buffalo. The dangerous part about it is ultimately comes from, I know we're just talking about the top five players. They're not the whole roster, but, but Buffalo felt like they were screwing around with Miami, that whole playoff game, you know, like they weren't even playing well and they still just like at the end said, okay, yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, the ravens, maybe. I mean, well, the Saints at 16. I don't know what they've done. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho


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[Assistant] Right, I know, but. I assume they have Rodgers in their five for the Jets, they have to.


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[Assistant] Sure, but I'm more likely to get hurt than...


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[Assistant] Josh Allen, you know what I mean? Like some guys are more, and we've seen, I mean Tua has a pretty long, I don't know, we're splitting hairs. But I just think that's way too high for Miami.


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[Assistant] Well a couple things. One, I've always said people put way too much stock in PFF. Way too much stock. But the flip side of that is,


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[Assistant] Kevin Stefanski is not that bad, guys.


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[Assistant] I don't think any better than I expected. I'm not saying he's the top 10 end of a quarterback, but he was better than I thought.


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[Assistant] Catch 37, there's only 32 teams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, give or take one or two spots. I don't, I don't think that's far off. I was curious. I never asked about, uh, who were in the Ravens top five. Just out of curiosity. Lamar? Yeah, obviously Lamar.


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[Assistant] But picks in general in the first round, what's the hit rate? What's the hit rate on a first round pick in the NFL?


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[Assistant] You can't put kickers in the Hall of Fame, they don't put closures in the Hall of Fame.


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[Assistant] That's fair, true. But the closers like Rivera and On, pitch one inning. If you can put them in the Hall of Fame, you gotta put kickers in the Hall of Fame.


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[Assistant] And last you knew, I was bringing my oldest Andy. I thought you would bring a bulky. Right.


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[Assistant] They ran a 40 after the game. All the kids were down the field ran a 40. Yeah, I think AJ beat every kid on the field. Amen. I thought he's a freak.


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[Assistant] The, the charges were dismissed because he completed a diversion program. They weren't dismissed because there was a lack of evidence or because they were, they were dismissed because he went through whatever program. So that's number one. Number two, I agree with you. I had to say, I wrote that after they signed Kareem Hunt. If you're upset with the Browns,


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[Assistant] For signing Kareem Hunt, blame the league, because once the league says he's eligible,


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[Assistant] So which, which, which is it. But in the case of a guy like Perry on Winfrey.


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[Assistant] The juice isn't worth the squeeze as far as I'm concerned. There's maturity issues there. We've talked about it before. The smoke that's out there around him in terms of like things that happen at Oklahoma, not all of it's even come to light of just some of the things that he's been involved in in the past. I just, I,


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[Assistant] He's not worth it to me. I think that they brought enough players that are as good or better than him. I thought he did show a little something last year and, uh, thought, you know, he's got some growing up to do. Let's see how he handles himself. Well, this is how he handles himself. He got in trouble again. And again, the charges weren't dismissed because lack of evidence were dismissed because he completed a program. He's not worth it to me. I would move on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean it's possible, and I actually think that's a sign of a healthy organization. I 100% agree with that. Yeah, because not everyone should make it.


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[Assistant] And that means that you have a lot of talent on the roster. If you have fifth and sixth round picks, fourth, fifth round, six, sixth round picks, making the team every year, that shows a lack of talent. It's actually


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[Assistant] Do we know who did it? Yea, have they announced who drew it?


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[Assistant] I think the dog pound died with the old stadium. Oh yeah. That's not. Oh, it's not coming back. It did. Yeah, sure. So the whole cool logo. It's a cool, like the logo they picked is cool. I think it's really cool. Yeah. I just, I'm, I just think that the dog thing is tired and overused because it doesn't exist anymore. You'd like it better to know.


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[Assistant] I was in favor of the signing when it happened. I'm very concerned about it now because of the option year. This could be a $33 million mistake if it goes south. I don't think he's going to be as bad as he was in April, but I don't think he's going to continue.


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[Assistant] Texas lost Stanford advance going to the college world series on a routine fly ball that every outfielder lost in the sky. I did see that one play. Unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Uh, I will buy Josh Naylor because early on when his numbers were not great,


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[Assistant] A lot of it was unlucky. If you look at the advanced metrics, he just, it was unlucky. He was hitting the ball well. Not lefties. We've already discussed that. But just in general, his overall numbers were sagging a little bit. And I think that's now regressing to the mean in terms of a good way.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think Brennan's an everyday player in the majors. I don't know that he's gonna ever make an all-star game. Sorry, Mikey. But I think he's kind of that Josh Naylor mold of just a solid, a solid guy that you can build your team around. He could play all three spots really. Uh, Bull hates Miles Straw. Brennan could be your center fielder of the future if you trade for a bat. It's inexcusable.


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[Assistant] Unless you're great in the field. Of course I would like to see them upgrade the spot, but I don't think Miles straw is the reason that they've struggled this year.


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[Assistant] I don't think he's having a bad year, I think he was having a down year, I think is what I saw.


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[Assistant] His standards are so high. I mean the bad year for him was a couple years ago when he couldn't hit a ball fair. He had a horrendous slump a couple years ago. That was a bad year.


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[Assistant] Yep. And I think you will be. I've said it multiple times on the show before. You don't go from being a 7-war player to not being able to hit a curveball. So this is, I think, the real Anderson Mendes. I agree with you. I hope he's healthy. Yeah. Uh, this is, it was calf, right? It was a calf, I think. Uh, and hopefully it's not that big of a deal and he'll be back in line up.


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[Assistant] What were you going to say? No, I was going to mention the Guardians attendance has been up. And it is good to see. And I think that some of their creative ticketing policies have done well and it's bringing people back to the park.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure Tyree kills the number one receiver in the league and he's number one paid. I wouldn't call him the number one receiver in the league.


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[Assistant] How tall is he? 5'7"? He's taller than me. What are you? Like 5'9"? He's probably 5'10". You're not 5'9"? Yes I am! Are you taller than me? Probably.


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[Assistant] He's never played football, he's played football for the first time this fall.


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[Assistant] We'll see how that goes. I don't, I mean, I should probably start.


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[Assistant] No, I should probably swab the mailman. You see my parents, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, he's still human. I mean, I've, I've never put Butler in the conversation of LeBron and Michael. Sure. You know, like, so there, there's tiers to this. Different standards. Yeah. So he's going to have bad games. Now he's been remarkable in this playoff run. Yeah. And you know,


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[Assistant] Good for him and that's the heat are where they are because of Jimmy Butler, but he's not an all time great as far as I'm concerned. He's just a very good player.


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[Assistant] And then they gotta figure out a way to, uh, recuperate the income, or the revenue that, that would generate. But, I mean, cut it down to 6 or even 4.