[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He was a huge baseball fan, and he was a huge, huge Dodger fan. Matter of fact, him and Tommy Lasorda were as close as could be. On April 7th, 1977, which is the same year as that pennant, he came out opening day, sang the national anthem for them, and they bonded ever since then.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, well first we'll get in here, we'll analyze his signature. And oddly enough, Frank Sinatra did sign baseball-themed items. I think you'd be pretty surprised at that. Wow.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Most of the work that I actually do is more detective work, trying to get to the bottom of things, trying to figure out how something was signed, and really making sure someone actually signed the piece.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And there's the ink on the pennant. Looks like a felt tip pen. I see some overlapping here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right away we know this is a live signature. So that's a good thing. It's actual ink on the item and he actually signed it as opposed to being printed or being reproduced.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Next I want to take a look at my exemplars and compare it to the signature. Frank Sinatra was notorious throughout his entire career for having women sign for him. I mean, he just didn't like to sign autographs.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now what I pulled up here was a baseball he signed a few years later. And as I start to look at the two signatures, I start to see some pretty distinct similarities of how Frank made his autograph from one to another.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, when I take a look here, first of all, the F's are a little different. But you know what? You could blame that maybe on the item being signed. You have a baseball that's more curved. You have a pennant that's flat. He's probably signing this on a flat surface. But I start to see similarities in angle, the slant, the pressure. So you think it's official?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well based on everything I've seen today, the ink analysis, looking at the exemplars side by side comparison,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, not exactly. The signature isn't as strong as I'd like to see it. It's about a seven or an eight.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But I feel this signature in this state on this pennant is worth about $600.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Alright man, I appreciate it. Cool, good to see you guys. Alright. Thanks. See you next time. Whoever ended up getting this signature was probably one of the luckiest people in the ballpark. First of all interaction with Frank Sinatra and then second his autograph.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Babe Ruth was the guy who really changed baseball and made it what it is today.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He signed a lot of autographs, but the value kind of keeps going up and up, especially on single sign baseballs and stuff like that where, you know, the value is almost through the roof now. This is a pretty standard Babe Ruth sign check. Pretty common of Ruth to sign GH Ruth. He typically went with that style on checks because he had to. It was more legal. There's no issues with that at all.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When I look at the check, you know, just looking at it aesthetically, the one thing that kinda kills it for me is the stamp.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You've got the stamping over part of the signature. Signature would grade about a 7 right now. You want a signature to grade a 10.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What else could it be? I don't know, I mean. You never know. Hypothetically, let's say maybe he bought an extra uniform for a kid or for a friend. I don't know. The bottom line is you can't say for certain.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's the check for World Series tickets. Given the fact of where the checks are at right now and where I see them sell every day, I'd say you're talking a ballpark value of about $4,000.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Good luck. Thanks man. Thanks, good to see you. Alright. Thanks, nice seeing you. Alright. Take care.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] $10,000 is pretty steep just for a babe root check. I sure hope he's not upset about it. And I also think the guy needs to get a haircut.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If Mantle wrote anything, you know, along the lines of good content to Roger Maris, you're looking at some huge money. That'd be amazing, yeaah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The first thing I want to do is take a look at the ink. Now it looks like maybe a tape was kind of applied to it first.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well yeaah, that would happen. I mean, it would kind of pull that ink into the tape, so that's kind of that effect you get with that. Looks like it's signed to Roger. I want to thank you for your kind letters. I hope the Lord will bless you through this book. Yours truly, Mickey Mao.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] One of the few, by the way, of Mickey Mouse that's actually circulated in collections, but you see his writing. It's block lettering and his signature. This is from 1977. We're looking at a signature with speed, with flow, spontaneity. From this one to this one, there's no doubt in my mind.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Alright guys, good to see you man. I think there's no question that when someone did this, they were just looking to make a buck. All they want to do is make money and profit off you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I got the shoes when I was buying storage units here in the Las Vegas area. That was one of the great finds that I picked up out of the storages. I would like to get $38,000 out of shoes. If I get the full $38,000, I'm gonna go on a great vacation with my honey.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, I do. I have the, uh, PSA. It goes with it. It's not dedicated.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So I have a 1902, uh, game used college football. Okay. This ball was used October 15th, uh, 1902 at Yale Field. It doesn't look like a football as we know it today. It's an early version. They used to call these melon footballs. And I can see exactly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So at that time, they didn't have, uh, valves. Uh, so the bladder was all internal, so to inflate the football, you had to actually, uh, unlace the whole football. Oh wow.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] To be honest, the piece is so sentimental to me. I have no problem leaving with it. So I'm actually kind of excited that I'm able to take it home with me again and share it with my family and share it with people that are close to me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Earlier a guy brought in some playbooks from the 1966 Miami Dolphins. It's an awesome piece of football history. But it's so unique, I really don't know how to price it. So I asked my guy Jeremy to come down and help me out.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Earlier a guy brought in a 2004 New England Patriots Super Bowl ring. But the manufacturer's mark doesn't look right. So I called in my buddy who's an expert to take a look.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What do we got there? I've got a jersey, autographed by Lou Gehry. Oh wow.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, we hope you're going to follow along. You need your drawing supplies. We always like to use markers, but you can use a pencil. You also need some.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let's first draw our volleyball player's head. We're gonna draw it over here on the right. We're gonna draw them jumping up like they're gonna spike it, or maybe they're doing a jump search.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So let's draw two eyes, we're gonna draw two circles, but watch this, I'm gonna draw one, maybe the first eye is kind of in the middle of the paper but towards the top.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we're going to draw the second eye, but we're not going to go straight across to the right. We're going to draw it tipped, slightly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So that they're going to look like they're looking up at the volleyball.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're going to draw another circle the same size. Then let's draw the highlights like we always do.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Small little circle on the top left and then we can color in the big circle.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But leave that little circle white. This makes the eyes look shiny and reflective and also friendly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Next let's draw the mouth. I'm gonna draw a curve like this and then you can draw a different mouth if you want. I'm gonna draw, mmm, I'm gonna draw the mouth open.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And maybe T inside. So I'm going to draw a line down and then connect to the inside. I love that. That's a cute mouth.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm gonna draw another line coming up and then color in the bottom part.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now let's draw the shape of our volleyball player's head. I'm going to start on the left side of the eye. We're going to curve down underneath the mouth and then curve back up next to


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The other eye, but look, see how the shape, the U shape is kind of tipped also.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now let's draw ears. We're going to draw a letter C on the left and a backwards C on the right.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now we could draw the hair. You could draw curly hair. I'm going to draw straight hair. So I'm going to draw little spikes like this. Going across to the other side.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You could really change the hair any way you want. Then let's draw the outside shape of the hair. I'm gonna draw more spikes. Or maybe even like really crazy spikes. I'm gonna go all the way over to the other side. And you could draw curly hair on the top.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That looks awesome. You could even add longer hair, but maybe do that after we draw the arms and the body. Right here we're going to draw the front of our volleyball player. We're going to draw the shirt. So we're going to draw a curve going this way.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then we're going to draw another line that comes further back. See how it's curving to the right? This is for the shorts.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we can draw another curve up here on the front, and this one's longer, but it matches this first curve that we drew here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Next, let's draw the inside of the shorts. I'm going to draw a tall upside down V in between.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we can connect. I like yours. I like your shorts. They're gonna be skinnier than my shorts. That's cool.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There we go. We connected the bottom of the shorts. Now we can draw the legs. Let's draw a short line that comes out of the shorts, and then we're going to draw a longer line that comes back further. Now let's draw the front of the leg. We're going to start here. We're going to draw another line that comes down to the knee, and then we're going to


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let's add more details for the shoes. We can draw the bottom.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Of the shoe, so we'll draw another curve that comes around on each foot. This shoe is bigger than this one. That's okay.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And let's draw the socks, where this could also be the bottom of the knee pads too.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then let's try another one that's on top of the knees for the knee pads.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, we could also add two lines for the shoelaces.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And we could also add the little tongue on top of the shoe. Let's draw a upside down or sideways U.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Nice. Now let's draw the arms. Let's draw the first arm coming down this way, and then we're going to draw it coming back up.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then let's draw the other side of the arm. We're gonna start at the armpit, come down to the elbow, and then up to the wrist.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We can draw the thumb first, we'll draw an upside down U.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's for the little line right here. So let's draw the fingers coming out of that line. I'm going to draw a really tall upside down U.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're just gonna draw three fingers to keep it simple. Cartoon hand. We're gonna draw another one that comes out and then connects down to the wrist.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now let's draw the other arm. We're going to just draw it coming straight out in front.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Further away at the wrist. And then let's draw the hand also. Let's repeat those same steps so we can draw the thumb.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And we'll draw the line coming up and then down for the palm.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we'll draw the fingers. We're going to draw a sideways, tall U shape. Another one.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then one more and then this one connects into the wrist.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, it just looks like somebody's jumping. Let's draw the volleyball. We're going to draw a circle right here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then we'll come back to that guide point and we're going to draw a curve coming over to the left side.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we're gonna draw, come back to the point and draw a curve coming down to the right. And they should all be curving in the same direction.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It does look like a fan. You're right. Now let's add more of those lines. We're going to draw two lines up in this top shape that come over to the right side.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then let's start down here, and we're going to draw two curves going this way.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then on this one, we're going to draw two curves going this direction.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, this part will fast forward but at the end you can pause the video to match your same color or you can color your drawings any way you want. You ready to fast forward?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I think so too. I hope our friends are going to color their drawings too. And it looks like we colored ours USA. But you guys can color your drawings any way you want. We also added a little shadow down here at the bottom with our gray marker. And that really makes our volleyball player look like they're jumping up in the air.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, first step, we're gonna draw the football really big, and so we're gonna put two little dots.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's pretty close. Good job. That's awesome. Okay, now we're going to do a big arc that goes between these and we're going to start at this dot and come over to this dot and this is


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This line takes a lot of practice because it's so simple.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I even went past the dot over here just because I felt like I needed to or else it would be lopsided. Alright. Okay, let's flip our paper upside down. We're going to do the same line on the other side and we're going to start on this side now and we're going to draw an arc. Does the same thing and try to match. Try to come back down to that other point.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I gotta pick my pen up because I can't see. And my marker.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So this is how they stitch the football together and there's going to be some laces through here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Good job. Flip it back over. I forget which side's the top. Okay, and then we're gonna do the same thing over here. Start in the same point. Draw the same line.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But closer into the middle. Good job. That's awesome dude, we're done. No. I'm kidding.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, now on the football, on the ends of the football, there's a white stripe, but it doesn't go all the way. Some footballs, it goes all the way around the football, but on most of them, they end. They only go on half the football. So we're going to do a contour line to make it look round.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then we're going to do another contour line right next to it. And you kind of want it thick. You want to be, you don't want to draw it thin.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Good. You could, you could, next time you could even draw it a little thicker, the stripe. Does that make sense?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Draw another contour line. And contour lines are curved to make you think that it's 3D, huh?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Alright, here we go, we're going to do the same thing, so do the same distance. And we're going to do another one over here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Football shit. Alright, now let's try the laces. And the laces are the white, uh, kind of, uh, stripes that they put in there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So that the quarterback can hang on to it and throw a spiral. Is that cool?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, let's do it. Now if we had a mark, or a pencil.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And so we're gonna draw through it, but if our art friends at home are using pencils, they can erase.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And you notice we stopped, we didn't go all the way to the stripe.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we're going to put an end on it. Good job. Okay, now let's do the ones that go across. So we're going to do two lines, so start in the middle and then put an end on it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] On both sides. And then we're going to come over here to this end.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And do the same thing, and you want the distance between these two lines to be the same distance as the one we already drew. Good job, dude. It's alright, we were practicing, huh?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's awesome. Okay, now the reason why we did that is because we're trying to space them evenly. So I'm going to do two more, but watch this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And if you have a lot more space, then you can add an extra lace in there if you need to.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, so you're gonna put an end on that one, and then you could just put an end on that one. You could make that one kind of bigger. That's okay, you don't need another one. Good, yes, perfect.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, you can do another one. That's fine. No problem, dude. We're practicing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And if we were using a pencil, so go ahead and put your, the ends on those.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We hope you guys have fun too, our friends, and be sure to take a picture of your football and send it to us. Where should they send it?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We'll see you later art friends, goodbye!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A pair of friends are going to be drawing a swimmer. Yeah, the swimming emoji. We hope you're going to follow along with us because art is always better with a friend. Yeah, lots of friends. Family. Yeah, and family. You need your drawing supplies. We're going to use markers. You also need paper and something to color with. Alright, let's start.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let's first draw the water line. We're gonna start at the top, or the left side of our paper, the top of our swimmer's head. And we're gonna draw a curve that comes down and then back up.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Back down, and we're gonna do the same thing, but this time we're gonna draw it bigger. It's gonna come way back further.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then we're going to draw our swimmer's head coming out of the water. We're going to draw a curve for the top of the head and we're going to turn it into an oval shape. So we're going to come back down and then curve into, back into the water.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Good job. Now let's draw the neck. We're going to draw a short line coming down from the chin.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we're gonna draw the shoulder. So we're gonna come back up.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then we're gonna draw a curve for the shoulder and we're also gonna draw the arm coming up to the elbow. And then we're gonna draw it bending down.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now we're going to draw the other side of the arm. We're going to start where the armpit is and we're going to draw a short diagonal line coming up to kind of towards the elbow, but we're going to leave some space here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then we're going to draw the forearm coming down, and look, I'm getting closer. This is where the wrist is, so we get thinner, or taper.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And let's draw the hand. We're going to draw, first we'll draw it coming up, kind of curving towards the right. And we're going to come back down and then curve into the wrist.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Next we're gonna draw the rest of our swimmer's body coming down to the water. But I noticed here you could draw this line coming down a little further. And then we're gonna curve.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And draw a diagonal line that comes down to the water line to a point right here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now we got the main shape of our swimmer coming out of the water, but let's add some details to make it look more like a swimmer. We can draw two short lines for the fingers.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then we're going to draw the swim cap. We're going to start here on the forehead and we're going to draw a curve.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Connecting to the top or the side of our swimmer's head. Then let's draw the goggles. We're going to come down from the swim cap and we're going to draw an upside down U.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we're going to draw, so only part of this goggle is showing because the rest is underneath the water or under the water. We're going to draw a full, the other lens for a goggle. So we're going to draw a full oval shape.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then let's connect the two goggles, the two lenses together. And then we can draw the strap going to the side of the head.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we're going to draw an oval shape for the mouth because they're taking a big breath of, yeaah, of air.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So they can keep swimming. Then up here at the top or the left side of the mouth, we're going to draw a line for the teeth. Oh, for drawing a boy swimmer, we could leave it just like this and be all done. But I'm going to add the swimsuit for maybe mine is a girl swimmer. So I'm going to start here and we'll draw the neck of the swimsuit. Then I'm going to come up here and draw another curve. This is for the strap on the swimsuit.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Jack, we did it! We finished drawing our swimmer. It looks really cool. Except, it's gonna look even cooler once we do what? Color it! Yeah, this part we're gonna fast forward, but at the end you can pause the video to match our same coloring. You ready to fast forward? Yeah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Jack, we did it! We finished coloring our swimmers. It looks so much cooler all colored in. I really like the waves. Yea, me too. I especially like it because it makes them look like they're going really fast. We used our biannual marker.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, to color our drawings, but you could use whatever you have at home, like colored pencils or even crayons. These are the colors that we used, our biannual colors. You could pause the video right now to pick out the exact same colors that we used. We hope you had a lot of fun drawing your swimmer. We do, we hope you had a lot of fun, and we'll see you later, our friends. Goodbye!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] My colleagues, we have a problem. If someone could just get the lights.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] As you can see, our current salary structure is unsustainable. Now I think we're all pretty familiar with the reason why.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now we've made the decision to wave Chris and send him down to Utah. Utica. Utica, thanks John. But so like we need our fans to understand we tried real hard and stuff to trade for a guy who can help us win.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It was one of the first times that I openly laughed my ass off at a move, and the rest of the hockey world joined me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This man is still their general manager, and he is well on his way to going down as one of the worst in the current era.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I will hear no arguments about this. He has won a whopping one playoff series since he has been hired.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And now, it's proven that it was a fluke, and the team is near the bottom of the division again.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's just one example of his incompetence. There's also the issue of keeping 80s throwbacks Jack Capuano for way too goddamn long.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This team is so pathetic that their games are often accompanied by thousands upon thousands of empty seats. I can almost see the tumbleweeds being blown across the stadium.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now they have TWO disasters in Barclay Center. They're kicking them out because they're unprofitable, you say?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] At least you have those banners to keep you warm on the streets, I guess. Even when Wang is no longer a majority owner in the franchise, this team is still a goddamn mess. The Islanders now have no prestige, no dignity, and now they will have no home.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Boston's had a nice streak of success with their sports teams in this millennium. They've got the Patriots, whom need no introduction. The Celtics faded a little bit, but are rebounding strongly, and have won a few championships in the last decade. The Red Sox smashed their playoff curse with several World Series titles. And the Bruins? Uh, at least you have 2011?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Should be over, right? Well, you would be wrong. The glories of boys club rear their ugly head, allowing the Red Wings to overcome this deficit and force overtime with a 5-5 tie. The Red Wings go on to win the shootout and the Bruins are so elated with this outcome that they trash the locker room in frustration.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Why do I keep mentioning the boys club, you ask? It's the dreaded two-headed monster of Cam Neely and his puppet, Don Sweeney, who have been bumbling around for the past few years with no sense of direction or goal in mind for their roster or philosophy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What we do need are more bruising power forwards. Let's trade for Jimmy Hayes so he can waste cap space AND a roster spot. But fuck the defense, we can just have Tuca Rask turn into a brick wall. The backup goalie? Fuck it, we have Tuca Rask. See what I mean?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] His hands are completely tied. When you're stuck trying to force feed minutes to guys like Adam McQuade and Matt Valesky because of the boys club,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But Boys Club thought differently. Their egos were probably bruised over Julien's constant remarks and decided to fire him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] On the day of the Patriot Super Bowl Parade.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] NOW THAT'S FINELESS. FACE THE FUCKING MUSIC LIKE THE BOYS THAT YOU ARE.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh wait, that won't happen because this is their M.O.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It will most likely be the pain of mediocrity and Jack Edwards for years to come.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Granadiva is someone who shouldn't be anywhere near a sports franchise. He is the embodiment of the absolute worst aspects of ownership.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Inexperienced, arrogant, meddling, stubborn, impulsive, and refusal to admit failure. Imagine that somebody threw Jed York, Dan Snyder and Charles Wang into a blender. The result would be this man.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] His first one was Pete D'Alessandro, whom Ranadive picked after selecting his head coach. Safe to say, D'Alessandro's tenure was a complete train wreck.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The dude spent more time sniping and slandering ownership, coaches, and the players than he did building a franchise. His last year in office was a franchise-scale sarbamba.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This is when the drama gets juicy. The Kings, at the behest of Ranative, then hire George Carle, who was already deep into the old man yells at Cloud stage of his career.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Carl and the team mesh together as well as water and electricity.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] D-Bots is Sam Hincky if he wrote The Short Bus. The team has no direction, no roster plan, no real push towards any strategy. They just seem to make moves for the sake of making them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just trade them to Shed's salary. You need to pay for Rondo and Rudy Gay. When your team sucks that year, trade down for more picks. Invest those picks in more goddamn centers. Not even any good ones, mind you. Guys like Giorgios Papallonis?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's a good reason that Cousins is considered to be one of the most toxic players in the league. The man is a total powder cake. You have no idea why he's going to blow up to begin with. Cousins is so moody that his pensions for taking off plays is a notorious part of his game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Very poorly. Things have definitely simmered down a bit since Carl has left, but Cousins is still as unhappy as ever. And with all of his technical fouls and malcontent, he'll probably be out of this horrific car crash of a franchise sooner rather than later. Ranadive and Divaz, however,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They're probably staying put. The Kings are still profitable, even after all of the drama and losing, and the NBA simply can't tell Vivec to fuck off unless he does something totally egregious. Ranadive didn't poo in the loo, he just continuously shat all over a franchise.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Honor. These are the values that Washington D.C. pretends to embrace. A hardworking city deserves a somewhat hardworking football team. Conveniently located a half hour away from the D.C. Metro at Scenic FedEx Field, we strive to only bring you the most tepid and mediocre experience.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just like you, when you attend one of our games, we were disappointed when we were forced to retire the Redskin name.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We felt like our former namesake as opposing fans cheered our demise during Snyder's last stand.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A third full. Until we're forced to make a decision, we chose to take a page out of American history. We removed the native, and kept the lab.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This apathy was inspired by those that once called themselves fans of the team. And if you think that's bad, just wait until you try to leave the stadium. A desire to appease instead of innovate. Pandering is a last resort. Dragging your feet instead of making a decision.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Trying to cover your own ass so you don't have to sell the team.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Roll that beautiful tank footage. The tank is a symbol of immense power. One firing of that cannon can make its mark on anything.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You say you can't see it, why it's in front of you? The Miami Dolphins. There is no hiding what they are trying to accomplish. They are tanking.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The issue with this endeavor is that they are more than likely going to fail. For a variety of reasons. Let's dig on this a bit. A tank in the NFL. It's not as easy as you would think.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When you ponder such an endeavor, one team comes to mind immediately. The Philadelphia 76ers.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The NFL is full of so many more moving parts that require constant attention. This requires more intricate tactics and a cohesive team structure. Having one position as a glaring weakness may be the line between victory and defeat. That's not even getting into the increased risk of injury due to the contact nature of the sport.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You could have everything lined up perfectly and then, poof, here's a devastating injury to a key player that ends your season. It's not to say that a tank can't be done in this league.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The Dallas Cowboys. Take yourself back to the late 1980s. A less glossy-eyed Jerry Jones decided to force his own stamp on this downtrodden team.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The fervor when firing the legendary Tom Landry had people fuming across the nation. They dismantled nearly everything, culminating in the infamous Herschel Walker trade. They got a bunch of players back in the deal, but they never played them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Dallas was thinking long range game with the conditional picks. Even for the luck of that trade, there was significant wheeling and dealing with those returns as well.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It took not only great negotiating skill, but a keen eye for talent. I don't have to go further on the results of what happened there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The problem is this, for the quality haul of picks they got, what did they truly give up?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's a reason why Houston traded two first-rounders and a second for Laramie Tunsil. Premium blindside blockers don't grow on trees.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's incredibly high risk of Houston to do this, especially since the last time they traded topics burned them considerably.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But with how both tonsil is playing and how he's seen as a leader, they may have gotten their left tackle for a decade. Even more questionable after the fact is Minka Fitzpatrick.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Hell, even look at Ryan Tannehill. In Miami, he'd show flashes of potential, but could never realize it due to the team's structure and injuries. Fast forward to Tennessee, and he's all but saved their season. He may even end up being a long-term option. It's gone so well for him. Kenyon Drake has looked a lot better since moving to Arizona. It just keeps going on and on. The problem with Miami has been the same thing for years.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The only thing is that players and coaches aren't fond of tanking. They want to perform to keep or gain a new job. Deliberately losing doesn't help their cause, so why should Bryan Flores go along with it? He's come from New England.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A culture of winning and championships. If they truly cared about tanking, why are they starting Ryan Fitzpatrick? He's a very serviceable quarterback that can carry even the shittiest of teams to four or five wins.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, unfortunately, the deliberate demolition of the Dolphins has been beaten by a team that isn't even trying to lose. The Cincinnati Bengals.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They are merely awful just because they have a terrible team. Injured playmakers, no defensive stars, Andy Dalton reaching his end in that city that went trend-chasing for a head coach.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It was just like when you went 1 in 15 back in 2007. That's funny, I don't remember that being brought up with a tank.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Might be because you drafted an offensive tackle that only played with you for four years. Today the Bungles will get Joe Burrow while you probably pray for Tua.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Some franchise savior when he gets a send-off that will live in infamy. But even with all of this, that isn't the main reason why I feel the Dolphins will probably fail at this endeavor. It's the cause of most of their failures over the past 20 years.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know damn well who I'm talking about here. Steven Ross is a boo.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's a man who has absolutely no football savvy whatsoever, and he's either refused or is too dense to adapt to the league. He's why Adam Gase was allowed to run this team into the ground.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He doesn't know when to step in and guide his men in the right direction. It's laissez-faire economics at its worst. Remember, the greatest culture change comes at the top. And it seems like Ross doesn't want to change.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The one thing that always stuck with me about Ross was that he was the only owner that voted against the moves of the Chargers and Raiders. His belief is that a franchise should be loyal to the city it represents. It should be a beacon of light that their city can cherish and respect.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Two people familiar with the situation tell the AP that Houston Texans QB Deshaun Watson sustained a season ending knee injury in practice on Thursday.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now a little disclaimer that I've done a few other vids on this team before. I've never been a fan of the process, but I was noticing that we're starting to turn the corner in 2018 and for good reason.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I ended up praising Brian Colangelo for the work he had done in bridging the gap between Henky's tanking and forging a contender. This fine take of mine did not backfire. Did not backfire.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, you heard that correctly. A man who had just retired several years earlier and was only the GM for their G League team for one year. A team that finished tied for dead last in said G League. Now perhaps I'm being too harsh.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The G-League means absolutely nothing in terms of managerial performance, and he allegedly made a strong impression in his interview with the team owners. It's not like they've made any drastic changes or mistakes in the past, and that's where I find the Sixers' main problem to lie.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Philadelphia's issue is that they've had three completely differing visions. Each of these three individuals have done their own thing without any sort of cohesion or gradual succession plan. Sam Inkey chose to deliberately tank to secure futures.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And Delton Brand threw all caution into the wind and decided to go all in for a championship. Regardless of if they were ready or not.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But that's not enough to cause a cascade. As for a key point to where they fell, many will point to trading up with Boston to draft Markel Fultz. And it was. The problem with blaming it solely on this is that you couldn't predict at the time that Fultz's shoulder was going to go fubar and develop the yips. Remember, at the time of the draft, pundits and fans alike were hailing the trade as a slam dunk for the Sixers.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Although foresight is impossible, his issues have been well-profiled. Some say it was the pressure of being a top pick. Some say a career-threatening nerve issue. There was a diagnosis of thoracic outlet syndrome.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Regardless of what it was, Philly was too hasty in branding him a bust. I get why though. He was supposed to be the final piece to a great championship core.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know if he'll be able to realize his potential, but he's at least a playable option at the time, unlike in Philly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What makes this even worse is the guy Boston drafted with the pink filly traded to them. Jason Tata. More on him later.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Despite much optimism regarding the brand hire, it's quite obvious to see nowadays. He's nowhere near ready for a GM role. He's forcing old school techniques and practices in the modern game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It can be shown in his trades where you can make the argument that he gave up way too much for players on expiring deals. The Jimmy Butler deal wasn't as bad since they desperately needed a star perimeter player and Sarge and Covington were replaceable, but the Tobias Harris deal was a tough price to pay.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But was it truly the right call? Look at the core they're trying to push. Ben Simmons has talent that cannot be denied. However, there is a glaring issue with this game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He either cannot or outright refuses to take jump shots. In the age of the three-pointer, this is borderline fatal, regardless of his skill with the ball.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Joel Embiid is a well-rounded player, but his problem is the same one that's been laid on him since he was drafted. Durability.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If that's the case, why didn't they chuck him out? I'd say Butler was critical, much more than the Coach Sixers fans wanted Fire to begin with. But alas, it was not meant to be. He would be part of a sign-in trade to Miami. The Sixers would receive a downgrade in Josh Richardson.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If that were it, fine, but it gets worse. For their big free agent splash, they don't go for a position of need. They double down on net front presence with Al Horford, a bruising center formerly on arrival in his mid-30s and starting to decline.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Do you know how much luxury tax that the Sixers may end up paying in the future? As a result of these big signings, JJ Reddick, their three-point specialist, was allowed to leave in free agency.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] All this talent is great and all, but who the hell's going to shoot threes? Embiid?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Some dude from the G League? That's the question we all get to see play out in real time as the Sixers struggled immensely. Everyone said it was a failure to live up to potential, but part of me had a feeling this would play out. Once again, they were one-dimensional. Horford and Embiid can't coexist on the court together.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Pretty good for being unable to take jump shots. I also have to mention that he got injured just before the playoffs and underwent knee surgery. A flawed team just became even more flawed.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's what all the years of God awful sixers teams were about, remember? So they wouldn't get swept by the Boston Celtics in the first round five years down the road.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] All those lost years full of tanking? I fear that they were for nothing. The rainbow only leads to a bottomless chasm.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And it's their own damn fault for it. Over the past year, I've been thinking more and more about something. What would Sam Hincky have done if he weren't forced out by the NBA?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Would he have maintained course and trusted his vision of the process? Would he have simply done what Calangelo did and tried to build the team back up?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They were incredibly obnoxious during the whole affair, but even I must admit this truth. They were bamboozled.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Sold nothing but snake oil to be excited for and sell tickets to an outright terrible team for years. They were given the false promise of riches beyond their wildest dreams.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Sure, there may be some that simply think firing Brett Brown is going to bring the Sixers back to their former promise, but he's far from the only problem on this team. It goes a hell of a lot further than that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Are they going to even want to retrust the process so soon after the original one? So the process of the 76ers isn't going so well. Perhaps it isn't truly dead, but it's at least on life support. This could serve as a valuable life lesson.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] With this baby, I don't have to deal with attackers. It creates a seamless encrypted tunnel between whatever device I use and the great beyond of the internet. I can choose from servers in 94 countries, overcoming region blocks for content on YouTube, and other sites with fast encryption on every one. And the best part of all, I only need to click once and I'm good to go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Tickets are color-coded from red to green to help you find value. And you'll need it with some of the demand out there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Use the code word tree to save $20 off your first purchase. Oh yeah, we're going retro. And don't forget to click the link in the description to download the app.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I've been using SeatGeek for years and I'll probably be using them for many more. All for the glory of live sports. Ah, how I've missed them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A man who is both overbearing yet neglectful. A mastermind of the biggest splashes and capable of miserly cheapness. That being the head honcho.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Remember the Rally Monkey, K-Rod, or the Hitting Prowess?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It couldn't mask the fact that Disney was bleeding money in the endeavor.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They were over nine figures in the red by the time they sold to Artie. And he was like a hypothetical kid in a candy store. His first few years tell us a lot about his future plans. Spending for the best.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'd say it was around the time of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Huge red flag should have been flying here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Have you ever wondered why the Angels don't have any branding with Anaheim on it anymore? It's a cheap attempt to market to LA as a whole.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The dude spent millions in advertising trying to make the goddamn angels into LA's team. Like the Dodgers suddenly didn't exist. Yes, it was as terrible as it sounded.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And they quietly buried it just to be called the Los Angeles Angels. Still playing in Anaheim.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And this apparently led Artie to believe that he was a genius baseball mind rivaled by few.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He takes a front seat in day-to-day ops, breathing down the neck of his GMs. That's why it's hard for me to judge the men leading the angels.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Billy Epler deserves some shit for being unable to find pitching and the lack of winning over his tenure. But I honestly don't know where Moreno ended and he began. Do we even need to go over Jerry DiPoto's tenure? The backstabbing, the bickering, the relentless smedling?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Mike Sosha staying around for way too long and chucking the GM under the bus for the team's failings? No wonder why Depoto fucked up after a long schism with the owner. The only positive of Vardy from what I can see? He spends money.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You show no restraint on trying to go after blue chip free agents and trade targets. Which is more than I can say for some other owners out there. But that comes with an asterisk. More than a few actually. It's worked wonders for them over the past decade.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Over 1.1 billion dollars spent in acquisitions. All for the privilege to burn it all in a pile. I'm hearing the argument now. How is this Artie's fault? Well, that wonderful meddling nature comes to play. Those Pujols and Hamilton contracts? Two of the worst signings of the last decade? That was Moreno.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He demanded to sign them, raising the rates on them as he got into bidding wars with other teams, and perhaps himself. The same thing occurred in that overreacting trade for Vernon Wells. And it's still happening. He was the one pulling the strings in the Anthony Rendon signing. He went over his GM's head to hire Joe Madden.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It all just seems like a dog and pony show due to another of his core tenants. He doesn't want to trigger the luxury tax.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's why we got such blunders like the Tim Lindsegum experiment. And the Matt Harvey experiment. And the Julio Tyron experiment.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where Artie shines is somewhere else. His ignorance of off-field issues.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Guys like Artie Moreno looked the other way as Tyler Skaggs fell victim to the vices of addiction.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A clubhouse employee got him hooked as he died in agony laced with fentanyl. This organization was complicit in killing a man. I want you to remember that. And never let it go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yet if Skaggs had come out and said he was addicted to drugs, Moreno would have probably just treated him like he did Josh Hamilton after his relapse. The Angels are a clean organization.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They want nothing to do with those that violate the sanctity of the club.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, really nice when you employ a guy notorious for supplying countless pictures with illegal substances for 15 years. Just find some scapegoats for organizational issues, everything's fine. It's pointless virtue signaling and it's disgusting to witness. What the fuck are you doing, Artie? This is your team, your ball club!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Maybe next time, treat the minor leaguers with some dignity instead of forcing them to go public with grievances.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] In 2010, the Angels let scouting director Eddie Bain walk to do a spat with then-GM Tony Regans.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This is important because Bain and his staff had just been responsible for some of the greatest drafts in baseball's recent history. Including 2009.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The guy responsible for scouting Mike Trout was unceremoniously let go in 2014!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's a pandemic, he'll just furlough a shit ton of his staff with a speed rivaled by few in the league.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's neglected the minor league system and scouting some of his capital for years.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Bought the team for about 180 million dollars in 2003. The team's now worth almost 2 billion.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The city of Anaheim gave him a sweetheart deal for Angel Stadium and the land around it. He will most likely develop it and make a shitload more money. All the while still trying to market the team to fucking LA.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But all of that revenue can't save you from the thing that gnaws at you, Artie. You are not Jerry Jones!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You're a fan, but you lack any sort of baseball-savvy or expertise. Jerry Boy does a lot of shit poorly, but even he wouldn't allow his players to rot on PB&J sandwiches.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This Walt Disney doppelganger is so knee-deep in shit, he's about to blame his team's misfortunes on the commies and Jews.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Mike Trout hasn't won a playoff game entering his fucking thirties. He's being King Felixed in front of our very eyes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So he may go to past years unknown instead of thriving as an angel. If I were Artie Moreno, I don't know how I'd sleep at night. The game has changed, but he hasn't. And he knows the gold truth in his heart. He is fucking wasting that. What's dropped? Got five more years of peak production left in him? If even that?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] One C inevitably declines, they just have another poo hole situation on their hands.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The angels should be so much better than what they are, yet they keep getting handcuffed! I don't want you to hate this just because I do. You should hate it as a fan of the game of baseball.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But hey, you'll see, he cut the price of beer almost 20 years ago. Everything's good. Maybe if you're lucky, he'll drop the price by 50 cents again. You can drink yourself silly as trout rots away.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're merely in the world of the everyday earbuds. They're a smooth, sleek, comfortable earbud that sounds better than ever before. In my travels around the house during the day, I like freedom. I prefer not being restrained on a computer for hours on end. Yet failing miserably at doing so. Nothing drives me more than listening to music on YouTube. You know from experience, you fall in that rabbit hole, there's no stopping it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Considering that the everyday earbuds have over 8 hours of playtime and 32 hours of battery life? That's a lot of music to listen to. It's a driving force for me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's also in these earbud tap functions, three sound profiles, and their sweat and water resistance. Plus they start out at roughly half the cost of other major brands. No brainer from me. I wish I had this kind of offer when I got mine.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Click the link in the description or go to buyraycon.com slash uTree to get 15% off your order with free shipping. So what are you waiting for?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Get yourself a pair of break-ons. Get five! Get as many as you want. Just keep listening to this video while you do. Carolina? Yeah? Quite the season they had, eh?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let's go over the positives of their 2023 campaign in painstaking detail. It ended. Quite an exhaustive list of accomplishments as you can tell. Would you rather me go over the negatives?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Those have been done to death, but if there's anything that David Tepper enjoys more than anything else, it's beating dead horses. Or Panthers, in this case. The reason why I'm doing this is simple. A little over a year ago, I made a video about Tepper.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I noted him as having an interesting trajectory, but it was hard to read his future.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He had some major red flags, but I wanted to see if he could rectify his issues and guide his franchise through murky waters. This was a critical year for Tepper and Caroline as a whole, and many big decisions had to be made. He failed. At all of them. Miserably. That might honestly be an understatement.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When you're getting comparisons to Dan Snyder, it's dire. And that can only be understood if you go back to when the last video left off.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] After a 2 and 7 start with all seeming loss, the Panthers did something rather unexpected. They started winning games. They started playing with Moxie. They started forging an identity.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It would have been glorious if they clinched the division, but they started out too poorly. The only consolation was prolonged death. In hindsight, it was both the best and worst thing to happen. All that winning was fucking their draft position. In long term, the Panthers needed a franchise QB. Their previous attempts at going to the second hand carousel had failed. They needed to splurge on the brand new merchandise.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The only one shot at it, Carolina had to make a direct hit. David had himself a huge decision to make. Stay with a hot hand in Steve Wilkes, a coach that players love, or traverse the great unknown.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's no denying that Wilkes did a good job with shoestring parts, but he wasn't the sexy option. Tepper wants the best. And the only way to do that is to splurge.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Unlike last time, he isn't gunning for an elite college coach, but a proven NFL commodity.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The Fourth Reich will rise from the ashes and lead the Panthers to glory. To aid him, David will spare no expense.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We'll bring together an all-star coaching staff, the best of the best, from completely different coaching philosophies.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] An OC from Sean McVeigh's system, a QB coach groomed down in Houston, a running back coach from Detroit, a passing game coordinator under Frank Reich in Indianapolis, and Jim Caldwell as an advisor. Too many cooks in the damn kitchen. And throwing money at every single thing might not fix that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But as long as they don't fuck up their franchise QB decision, they should be okay. Until the trade. Every great team has one, right? Carolina needed theirs.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] As any analytical trend could tell you, the best chance to get the best is to pick first. For Tepper, there's no choice but to make it happen. There's only one major problem with this gambit. The Panthers paid way too much.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Two firsts and two seconds is fine enough, especially with the leverage the bears had. But adding DJ Moore to the deal?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] One of the best receivers in franchise history. A guy that could really help out a young quarterback. They treated that in the package.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's no reason to doubt there, Ackerman. The only thing here is generational failure. Kind of like David Tepper in the draft room. He learned from Snyder before him and meddled. Oh, you bet your sweet ass he meddled. Did Frank Reich really want CJ Stroud in the draft? Doesn't matter if that rumor's true or not. David wants Bryce Young, they get Bryce Young.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There are a bunch of better videos that go on in detail about how he's an absolute fucking gem, I'll spare you in this one. And I'll argue if Stroud were in Carolina's system, I don't think even he could succeed with the shit on display. Remember how there were too many different cooks in the kitchen? The end result is shit on a plate. Rice is getting destroyed.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Wonder why he can't. When he fell off a cliff, this is probably a good reason why. Since they don't pass, the running game gets nothing going.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Made big money to Miles Sanders in the offseason and he... Yeaah. He was awful. Who could do anything behind this old line?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Even if the O-line can somehow block, the Panthers must suffer through receivers that get absolutely no separation. The one guy that could with ease, you traded him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Their answer as a number one option this season was 33-year-old Adam Thielen. Be serious, boy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Who's calling the plays? Frank Reich, Thomas Brown, I don't really know, they both fucking suck.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Talk about the defense, but everyone on that front died a terrible death on the field. Except Eric Brown. Brian Burns might also be gone this offseason because they're idiots.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Over the years, throughout his time in finance and football, there would be a common term brought up by reporters and fans alike. David has what they call Tepper Tantrums.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where his extremely impulsive and petulant nature would get the best of him on a repeated basis.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, Ryke was terrible as the head coach, but it says a hell of a lot more about Tepper if we're being honest. He chose poorly. Again. He's never used a search firm to hire coaches until this time around.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Which is hilarious because he preached patience with rule last year only to fire him a few weeks later. Maybe he'll throw around that set of brass balls he has to get it done. And of course Federer got brass ball too. The dude fucking sucked and he deserved it. But Tepper needs to make himself the center of attention. Head to Duval in week 17 and see your true future.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Once again, no mirror round, so we'll accept a $300,000 fine and no apology to the fans in question.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] David said he was supposedly holding himself accountable for his actions a week earlier. The epitome of the Tepper experience. There.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You're really that petty that you washed the peons below for their supposed insults? Honestly, I was a fool for not seeing it coming from a mile away.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This was a man who had bought a mansion from the ex-wife of a man that didn't promote him at Goldman Sachs. And then demolished it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And built a mansion twice its size on the same spot. A little justice in this world, he claimed.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This is a man who said after he got money, if there was a waiter that didn't kiss his ass, he could buy the restaurant on the spot and fire him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's more than obvious that Tepper shouldn't be anywhere near a sports franchise. A lot of people shouldn't, and I put myself in that category.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now all of that is an issue entirely, but what really wraps this bowl of poison on the gift of shit is his sheer arrogance in the face of failure.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Dude not only has an ego, he's got one the size of New York City!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A chip on his shoulder that constantly has to be massaged and reinforced.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just listen to his recent press conferences and be amazed at the mental gymnastics that take place.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Allegedly in the ancient days of ten years ago, Charlotte was a muted, tuneless place. There was nary a song nor hum echoing throughout these depressing, sterile streets. But then came David Tapper.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There was no other live concert or event that occurred before Tapper got here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The economic impact he's had on this city has been tremendous. This man even brought Lionel Messi to Charlotte!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] First one got asked for so-called front office conflicts.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] At least that team made the playoffs as a pity and everything got blown the fuck out of there. How long Dean Smith lasts? I'd give him about a year. Then again, I may be wrong. In other aspects of life, no one leaves David. No one. Note that this is what he does in public. In private, the culture of fear has to be immense.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Teams not just in football hell, they're in straight up hell. Hell where opposing fanbases dominate the stadium landscape.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] With his extremely arrogant, impulsive, and meddlesome nature, he's making Jimmy Haslam look like Art Rooney the goddamn SECOND!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] As a former Panther's employee said, he ran off all the people that told him the truth. The truth is now Tepper's to decide.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] David got his start in business buying junk bonds from mailing companies. From what it seems to me, he's trying the same shit here. I don't get it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Money can't buy you much in the NFL except ridicule and derision.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Jerry Richardson had plenty of flaws to go around, but compared to Tepper, that dude was a fucking paragon.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He ran that empire, we'd be learning about ancient Carthage in middle school. I'm now calling for a crusade against this franchise. Deus fucking volt.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Formula 1 races are dynamic experiences captured and shared with millions across the world. From the inaugural world championship in 1950 to the cutting edge multi-cam high definition digital broadcast of today, Formula 1 racing has been electrifying fans for generations.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] With decades and decades of races came a staggering volume of footage, and F1 was finding it increasingly difficult to manage their burgeoning media library. They needed an innovative solution.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] F1 continues to accelerate the global fan experience. With the framework developed using media to cloud from AWS solutions, Formula One now has a cloud-based resolution for safeguarding and managing valuable media assets of races from years past and years to come.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Golf is now playable. That's interesting wordage. It is now playable. What was it before? It didn't even exist before. Golf is available, but I do have some very devastatingly sad news. The burger that Nintendo added to Nintendo Switch that you had to unlock. I don't know what else to say other than


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I didn't get it in time. I totally missed the deadline. I haven't felt this way since I was in school and I forgot to do the homework from the, uh, for the class that the teacher does not allow any late homework whatsoever. Nintendo is done with the burger until Nintendo feels like the burger should come back.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And yours truly, me, missed out on getting the burger because I forgot to play Nintendo Switch Sports again before it left the shop or it's unlockable thing. I don't even know how to call it. It's hard to describe. I got what, a third of the way there in one session. So I definitely could have got it if I just played one more time for a little longer, but I did not. So I will not be.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The Nintendo burger. I'll just be the me burger in the Nintendo burger.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] See, we unlocked the uniform, but we did not unlock the whole outfit with the burger head. Yea, now instead we have this simple black and white collection. Who the fuck wants that?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] In the water. Nice shot. I know, this is a pretty nice shot actually.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Are you saying that to me, Sarah? Who are these people, who are the bots talking to?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Ah, shit. I'm just floppy cocking it the whole way to the sand trap. Can I make it in the hole? Oh, what a putz.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Stop emoting. Why, why are you, are you trying to entertain me?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What, what, what is, what, what's the point? Oh, I didn't overshoot it for once. That might be a hole in one. If it is. Are you g-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I was that close to a hole in one on my second frickin' shot in Wii Golf? This game has gotta be ridiculously easy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's no way I was just that close to a hole in one on the second hole I've ever played on this game. This thing's got, this has gotta be just ridiculous, it's easy. That's the only explanation I have.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Let's play some actual people now. Get me out of the bot lobby. Wait, are we? Is that it? Is it done? No. We're still not done. Son of a gun.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, dude, we made the guy to the right of us in love with us, or to the left, whatever way you're looking at it. He did the heart emoji. He liked the way we work our club. Whose genius idea was to put this hole right on the side of a hill?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I feel so proud of myself for beating the bots. Hours left three.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We only have three hours left for the simple black and white collection. Golf is new. Seven days left to get cat ears.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The only thing I want is the butterfly face paint. I would love to put butterfly face paint on BeefBoss, so we're gonna go ahead and try to get it. One of my odds, of course. I get a stupid racket. Right into a tree, kidding me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Who's planting trees at this golf course? Who's putting their ball in front of me? Alright, get here. I wanna hit you. Hold up, don't, don't swing yet.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Dammit, I missed. Well, that wasn't very good.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well I'm shitting the bed here. It probably wasn't a good idea to try to hit the person who landed right in front of me. What did I get? A bogey. Well I see someone got a double bogey, so that's worse than me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know if I like that shot. Uh oh. This is a GG no re re on this one. In the water. Oh, you can watch the ball go all the way to the bottom of the ocean.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just hit the ball- oops. I didn't- I meant to do a practice swing there to be honest with you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I forgot I was holding down the, the bumper to shoot. Shit. I'm not putting, or I am putting here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh my god, I thought that ball like hit a patch of ice. It lost its traction.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Look at this Jay guy. Jay, this ain't the fucking PGA Tour, just hit the ball. Oh yea, all that time and you sail it over the hole.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, he hit the flag. Well, that must be nice, Jay. Maybe you and Tiger can hit it up sometime. Oh, you still went way over. All that for a bogey. What, did I get a double bogey? I'm probably screwed. I just probably got eliminated. I don't know how.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But I'm in. We got some sweats in the lobby though that take six years to line up their shots and shit.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Don't be a pussy beef boss. Throw in the game because we're being a little bitch. Thank god that went in though. Bogey again. Well, we can hope Jay screws this up worse than us. Yeah, par. Okay, yeah. We're out. Then we got Aaron. Cat mom Aaron with a smiley face. Hey, Aaron.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're not smiley-facing when you take six years to hit the ball. Hit it and get it over with.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Especially since Aaron seems to think everyone has an abundance of time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I hope you miss. I really hope you miss. Fuck you bitch. Oh birdie!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I didn't want to golf with these people anymore anyway. They fricking seem to think this is the PGA Tour. How am I still in it? Oh, I'm still in it?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh geez. Here I am shit-talking and I'm still with these people.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, we need to go for the Miracle Hail Mary here, really. I don't think we can. I don't think I can get it right to the green.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] As long as we get, uh, this as a hole in one. Ah, shit. Probably not.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Suck my balls. And then once I'm done, I'm gonna have to watch Aaron again for three years.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] As she tries to impress whoever might be watching her play frickin' Switch Sports Golf. Aww, you piece of poop.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Can't win on bogeys, beefboss. Honestly, we need Aaron to die.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Here we are, all watching Erin. Cause she takes her sweet tits.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] How many practice swings? One. Only one practice swing. Did she hear me screaming?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] All that for a bogey. I did just as well and was finished five minutes before you. That should be extra points. There should be a time bonus too. Well, what a surprise. We're not even close. Not even close, close to qualifying.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, suck my balls announcer, that was not a good game. You put me in a lobby with a bunch of frickin' tryhards. First on the green.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I haven't even got that accomplishment even though I frickin' golf faster than everybody else.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's fine. Look at that. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! What's with the baby freaking crowd in the background?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] How did that not go in? And of course the other bitch that was golfing right next to me freaking got it in. I should've went after her with a golf ball again.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And what do you know, we have some frickin' sweats again. Why is it always the women? And then you miss.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] All that time, and that's the shot you have. I could've done that in five seconds, you do it in three minutes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Double bogey congrats. How much time does it give you to take a shot?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Is it a total amount of time for the entire haul? Or is it every shot you get a certain amount of time? I would like to know. Swing within the time limit.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I know it's a nice shot. Oh boy, it might be too nice. Yep, too nice of a shot. Isn't that fantastic?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Wha- What frickin' ass hair of a part of that bar actually gets you on this fairway? I might get out first round at this rate. I know Janique definitely is. Yeah, he got a par.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You got time limit reach, so that's probably not good for him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So that, that must've just meant you had to make your first swing by then. You can waste everybody's time. Why does it give you so much time?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Wow, Janink. Sometimes you just gotta know you suck.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't feel as frustrated with Janik taking time though, because she stinks. Aaron, from the previous game, was good at the game, and she took her time. Meaning, she's just a waste of time. If you need to take that much time to be good, you're not even good. If you need to take that much time to be bad, that makes sense. Hi, Korumba. Yeah, that's probably the game for me. We'll probably go right in this stupid tree.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yep, what a surprise. Couldn't see that one coming from six miles away. Ahh, double bogey. Not good.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, just get me out now, please. There's no way I'm coming back. I'm five points away from being in, in the game. They'd all have to catastrophically


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Fall apart so bad. Apparently the only people that play golf are PGA Tour members. Or they like to think they're PGA Tour members. They take 16 practice shots. They take it serious as shit. They think they're good. They're not.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But my impatient ass will let them win because I'm, I have an impatient ass. Right in the hole, please.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] How, see, how do I hit it that hard? Like as, pretty much as hard as you can hit it and someone still hit it harder? Or further? How? Are they cheating?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Look at that putt though, par, all that, all that. I'm done first and I'm still gonna lose. I'm the only one eliminated. Imagine, imagine being me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Actually the best player out of the group, cause he doesn't take 6 years to frickin play golf. And I get eliminated.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's gonna be super unfortunate when you're all wasting each other's times, but not mine anymore. Whatever. Why this screen? I lost!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The whole world ain't about fucking clapping for losers.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Give me the stupid butterfly face paint before I lose my- yeah, give me an ear piercing. Just what BeatBoss wants, a fucking ear piercing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He doesn't have ears. What am I gonna do with that? Is it gonna float?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Wait, does the face painting even go on a me character, or does it only work on, uh, the stupid Switch characters? Yeah, I think it only goes on the, on the character, on the Switch characters, not on me. So I'm, I'm wasting my time even trying to get that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Did someone go in the hole from like a mile out? Ship in. Yeah, okay, there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Football helmet wearing kid. This lobby looks a little worse than the previous lobbies I was in.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Of course that would happen when I'm in a lobby that I think I can win at. Alright, I'm done. You piss me off.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, I'd love to help you on that, but things get in the way.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] In 1984, in the Paralympics it's played by wheelchair athletes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Watch your balls can be rolled, thrown, kicked, or released down a ramp. Athletes who are unable to propel the ball independently have a sport assistant on the court and deliver the ball using the ramp.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The sport assistant is not allowed


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The red team starts the opening end by playing the jack, then the blue team plays their ball.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] After both teams have played one ball, the side whose ball is furthest from the jack will continue to play until their ball lands


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Each ball that's closer to the jack than any opposition ball. Bocha is one of the few sports where men and women compete with and against each other. Bocha requires strategy and pinpoint accuracy, where just one good ball can make all the difference.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Archery featured in the first Paralympic Games in Rome in 1960 and has remained on the program ever since.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Athletes use two types of bows, the recurve and the compound.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The recurve features limbs that curve away from the athlete to increase power, whilst the compound bow uses pulleys to reduce the force required at full draw.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Making it easier to aim mechanical release aids and magnifying sights. They shoot their arrows at the center of the target from a distance of 70 meters for recurve archers and 50 meters for compound and double one archers.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] W1 athletes have arm and leg impairments and may therefore use either bow limited to 45 pounds in draw weight and without magnifying sight. In the open class, archers compete standing or in a wheelchair and will position themselves at a 90 degree angle to the target and may use body support.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The recurve target measures 1.22 meters with a center of 12.2 centimeters in diameter. The compound and W1 target is smaller and measures 80 centimeters with a center of 8 centimeters in diameter.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The competition is a knockout format until the last two athletes go head to head in the gold medal match.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Recurve matches use the set system. The winner of each set receives two set points, and in the event of a tie, one point each is awarded. Individual sets consist of three arrows and mixed team of four arrows, two per athlete. Individual matches are the best of five sets, with athletes needing six set points to win.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Mixed team matches are the best of four sets, with pairs needing five set points to win.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The goal threat is calculated by a combination of the quality of the chance a score is put in, displayed by the goal probability and the real results of the set piece. The calculation goes beyond distinguishing between goal and no goal, it also evaluates the quality of the shot, even if it doesn't go in.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Take Hoffenheim. Even though the Zinzheim club scored less goals after corners than Eintracht Frankfurt until matchday 23, they still rank higher in corner threat than the Eagles, as they were able to generate a higher accumulated XG value and more dangerous shots.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This means in assessing a set piece, a goal is of course increasing the value, but is not absolutely necessary.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] However, when the ball's by the corner flag, there's tension in the air. That's because they're the second best team in the league in terms of corner threat, performing 48% better on average than the rest of the league.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The new Bundesliga match fact set piece thread offers true added value in the evaluation of free kicks and corners, enabling the spectators to get a feeling for the threat a team possesses after a set piece, with the help of an easily understandable metric.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The joys of glorious events must be equaled by the wilting of age. You never want to deal with grief.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You may think to yourself, no, the Nationals can't be in a downturn. They're only one season away from a championship!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] 2020 was merely a rough year because of COVID, you'll tell everyone. The situation they're in is not reality. See? Washington's still buying assets! No problems here! Which progresses to the second stage. Anger. What do you mean they fell apart to do injuries in 2021? They traded Max Scherzer and Dre Turner? The nerve of these people!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Management is ruining the window of one of the finest teams ever assembled. Common traits of this stage include irritability.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] As the anger mellows, bargaining begins to take place. You don't want the championship window to end. You'll tell yourself it's not over yet.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Once Stephen Strasburg returns healthy. Once the prospects start to develop.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The urge to curl into a ball and die increases with every passing day. Everything is closing in on you. Despair sets in.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] All you can think of is your old flame thriving in San Diego. Melancholy and regret seep into the picture.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You just want to go back to how things were but it's impossible. Then finally...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] After a long healing process, acceptance. The inevitable has come to pass.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The Washington Nationals will be forced into a long and arduous rebuild. Team ownership may change in this time frame. During this time you come to an epiphany. Looking to the past will do nothing for your current state of mind. You must focus on the future.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Remember and cherish previous glories, but do not become consumed by them. This is the path to recovery. And this is the path we all must take. I hope this has been a valuable lesson to all of you. And I wish you a most pleasant day. Except for Nationals fans you just fucked.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, cause you, you guys don't want to hear me talk extra today. I gotta find the right dress. Do I need like a tailor dress?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Dude, it's so cool to be so rich, you just eat as much dead money as you want. Unlike those pathetic, poor teams out there. Those disgusting, poor ass, poor teams. Oh my god. I'm so happy to be rich, on a rich, rich team.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Technically, the broncos have a choice. They can split up the 85 million deadcap hit where they take like 40-some million this year or next year. Just depends on how they want to do it. They can eat a little more this year or next year. And the way they're going, it looks like they're going to eat more this year.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's the, I mean, that's a question. It comes down to one little tricky aspect of Russell Wilson. Will he play on the vet minimum somewhere else? Because why does it matter? Well, it's Russell, man. Trust me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, actually I don't know that, but whatever, uh, another team pays him, the broncas don't owe him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But the optics for Russell Wilson are important. So.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If Russ loves the Broncos, he'll get that new team to pay him a good amount of money to help us.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You think I know who it's gonna be to give me? No clue. What I do know is they are, I think they're in the process of blowing it all up.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, they let, they released Justin Simmons today, which is probably like in terms of.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The players that fans love the most that are still on the team is Justin Simmons is that guy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So that's a tough one for fans to swallow. It makes sense.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Guys, they should have traded before the trade deadline, but the Broncos started winning and they had to make a decision like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Or have we ridded the ship? Can we make a push? And, uh,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Jimmy G. Oh, yeaah, I would have, I'd take 10 Sam Darnolds over Jimmy G.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Did you guys see Jalen Hurts without his goatee? Yeaah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, but you guys can draft to tackle in this draft class.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's gonna be the question. If Kirk's gone, yeah, easy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Here's a question I have for you, Tree.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] How is, how is Pig, Penny, how is Kenny Pickett against, uh, the sack? Does he?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Other than computer died or internet went out. Oh, what's the over under? I'm going to go with internet. I'm going to go with internet. I would say computer died.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because it's full of viruses, after all the stuff Adam looks at.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We dropped a JJ McCarthy video and then, uh, I should have one about Justin Simmons and the Bills and Russ later tonight.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Listen, did you guys see me at the UFFSU game? Type 1 if you saw me on TV for the UFFSU game. Let's not talk about the outcome though. Let's not talk about that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I went to a theme park in Tennessee a long time ago.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But I'm just being like, the six and five count is beating a winning team, even though there'll be six and six after we beat them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'ma go 35-24. They score a touchdown in garbage minutes. 35-24 is my prediction for this game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean, honestly, me being me is probably the worst punishment of them all. Let's be fully honest here. At least you're going on dates.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, they had to, they had to train themselves on the planes. They had to eat McDonald's the day before and they prayed together. It was a great team building. It's like their training camp. You know what I mean? Come on. Come on.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Are you willing to give it all? No wonder why Volante Davis retired in the middle of the year that year. Jesus.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The thing with Olive Garden, you're just mainly going there for unlimited soup, salad, and endless depression. That's what you do.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Then Kenny Pickett goes down, then they run out of shotgun on a fourth and one at the goal line and their O line is getting blown out the ball by one of the worst defenses in football.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Highlight was the reindeer lace, and I mean injury wise, it's, uh,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's getting pretty barren right now. Kenny Pickett's going to be out law, uh, probably for the next couple of weeks. He had tightrope surgery, so we're down to, uh, we're going to be kissing the titties. Maybe we might see, uh, Mason Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] coming up as well. Uh, Na as a knee injury, he wil Deontay Harris is kind of ego mode right now. George


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] uh, Mason Cole's kind of but the real issue right inside linebackers. Isaac


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But Cole Holcomb's out fo Alexander's out for the Robert suffered an injury. where we might be starting


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's why people are calling for Tomlin's head again, because as I said, it keeps happening. And New England too, like this is going to be.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You pound that like it's JLo, but the same thing too. It's like, they're injured the heck too, I will say, but I am trying to distract from the misery of the Steelers, but that was a winnable game. You could have had a great opportunity to have a big lead in the wild card and they, they, they, they muffed it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It was a combination of that, plus I think they were looking at a different direction. The issue with Spillane, he's more of a run stuffer than pass coverage, and I think they wanted to try different avenues. Like, it's him, Devin Bush didn't work out, Jack retired, so they've actually overhauled their inside linebacking core, uh, a lot since Jay Zier and Vince Williams. Like, they had, uh,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, he's a great run stuffer. I liked him, but at the same time, once again, he's not really that good in past coverage. And I think that's why they let him go. Plus money. That may have been it too. Jack didn't work out. They also had a, um,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The old, uh, Brown's, uh, linebacker as well, uh, that was with the Jags for a hot minute. I forget his name, but he didn't work out. I really liked him too. Uh, Joe, Jack, Joe Schobert. We had him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yep, he was good, but as I said, he didn't work out in Pittsburgh. Uh, Devin Bush, he had that great rookie year, then he tore his ACL and he just...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Wasn't the same combination with athleticism and his reads. So you're, they have some issues, especially on inside linebacker.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It is the bear's worst nightmare because this was supposed to be their guy that made the emergence. And now, it's a packer.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The real hero was Matt, Patricia with the ATV of Doom at training camp. That is the iconic moment.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No, the defense probably scores more points for both teams.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Kellen Moore wants, uh, 30, 40 million dollars guaranteed for like one year of work. So be it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean, I mean, if I would have to get one, I'd probably have to get the Dane Time one. I haven't had an NBA jersey in 25 years.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Honestly, you probably did that deliberately, so it's going to reverse the jinx in the Patriots one. Just watch that happen.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] None. But they were under miserable weather conditions. So I say the Steelers might get one tutty. That's fair. Yeah.